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Mark's 10am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: You just heard the news. Now you'll find out what
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  Speaker 1: it all means. Hey, smarts amone on seven tenor Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to President Trump as Jesus. We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: Eric Swallwell, we'll get to Hassan Piker. We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: a ran mom, Donnie Bruce Blakeman. We may have a
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  Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton problem. We'll get to that coming up. Lots
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  Speaker 1: to get to today, important stuff. President Trump is finished.
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  Speaker 1: It's over. He's destroyed himself with the picture of Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: with the attack on the Pope. This is what you're
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  Speaker 1: actually believing if you watch Morning Joe and the fake news.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching Morning Joe scream for an hour about
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  Speaker 1: attacking the pope, starting a feud with the Hope. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: has ever had a fight with the pope. It's unheard of.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. Hey, I hate to remind you, but Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump did this about eight years ago with the other pope.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't He's done it before. It's all going to
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  Speaker 1: be forgotten about four weeks. Nobody's going to remember this.
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  Speaker 1: He's had fights with popes before. It doesn't affect anything
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  Speaker 1: you remember at the time. Actually, it was about ten
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  Speaker 1: years ago. He was running in the South Carolina primary.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a big verbal battle with the pope, then
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  Speaker 1: the then pope, and it was the South Carolina primary
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  Speaker 1: and these same talking neds. That's it. He's finished. He's
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  Speaker 1: going to be wiped out now in South Carolina. The
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  Speaker 1: number of Catholics there, they're a very religious. The attack
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  Speaker 1: the pope, it's it. He's going to be wiped out
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  Speaker 1: South Carolina. It's over. His whole presidential bid is of
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  Speaker 1: next day, one South Carolina, one big. This doesn't affect anything. Normally,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't fight with the pope. In this case, he's
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  Speaker 1: absolutely right. This pope, real left wing political pope. He
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  Speaker 1: hate to see that. We like to see a nice,
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  Speaker 1: moral religious pope stay in his lane. But this pope
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  Speaker 1: defending the biggest terrorist regime on Earth. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: can't believe it. But he's, you know, see the left
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  Speaker 1: wing pope. So what are you gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: We believe strongly in law and order, and he seemed
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  Speaker 2: to have a problem with that, so there's nothing to
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  Speaker 2: apologize for. He's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a Mamdaniish sort of a pope. He defends
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  Speaker 1: the criminals, he defends Iran, he defends uh, hey, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, there's a TikTok video that's come out that's
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  Speaker 1: going viral. You won't see it on the network news.
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  Speaker 1: You won't see it in the fake news. It's an
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  Speaker 1: Iranian somehow he leaked this out from Iran. But it's
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  Speaker 1: quite a powerful TikTok video. It's too long to play
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  Speaker 1: on the air. You have to watch all things about
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  Speaker 1: five minutes. But he explains that President Trump is not
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  Speaker 1: at war with Iran or its people. The Trump is
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  Speaker 1: at war. The United States is at war with the
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  Speaker 1: most brutal terrorist regime that's been terrorizing. He says, us,
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  Speaker 1: the Iranian people, we've been brutalized and terrorists terrorized by
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  Speaker 1: this regime. We are so excited that we might actually
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  Speaker 1: be freed from this terrorist regime. It's quite a powerful video,
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  Speaker 1: even some liberals putting it up, even the crazy Lucy
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  Speaker 1: Arnez posting it saying, you know what, it's made me
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  Speaker 1: think and maybe I've been a little hasty about all this.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, the Pope picture, yeah, the Pope a fight,
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  Speaker 1: the Pope argument. You know, it's all you want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: For two days. In fact, I was watching the NBC
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  Speaker 1: nightly news last night the Network news. Guess what the
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  Speaker 1: lead story was, the Pope and Donald Trump Trump attacks.
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  Speaker 1: This is the lead story. They're trying to make something
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  Speaker 1: out of this certainly was not I it's something you
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  Speaker 1: might do in the newscast. It's not the lead story.
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  Speaker 1: But the war was like the fifth story. But it's
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  Speaker 1: all going to be gone in a few weeks, just
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  Speaker 1: like the last time. You got no fight with another pope. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the Jesus picture are terrible. You shouldn't do that, but
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  Speaker 1: he always does things you shouldn't do. And I just
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  Speaker 1: you left wing Trump haters out there, you just got
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  Speaker 1: to prepare yourself. You've got to be realistic. You always
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  Speaker 1: do this. You get into this. Now we got him,
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  Speaker 1: We've got him this time. This is it. You just
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  Speaker 1: got to prepare yourself. About four weeks from now, nobody
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  Speaker 1: is going to remember this. Maybe two weeks from now,
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  Speaker 1: a week from now, it's going to be over. Two
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  Speaker 1: weeks from now, nobody will remember it. Four weeks from now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're bringing up nobody will know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. You shouldn't do that. Jesus, he does this.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there are a lot of guys that just
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  Speaker 1: love to stir things up and get attention. But normally,
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  Speaker 1: normally it's some guy on Twitter. Sometimes it's a radio host.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes they're just looking for attention, so they resort to
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  Speaker 1: some stunt, some gimmick, something trying to go viral, trying
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  Speaker 1: to get attention. You know, you like these podcasters who
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  Speaker 1: are doing the show from Home, Megan Kelly or Tucker Crossing.
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  Speaker 1: They do that to try to something outrageous so they
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  Speaker 1: can get get a lot of headlines, get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of press, get a lot of Maybe it'll help people
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  Speaker 1: do that, but it's unusual for a president to do that.
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  Speaker 1: He loves doing this, he loves getting attention. Just when
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  Speaker 1: you've calmed down, just when you've come down from Defcon one,
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  Speaker 1: he unleashes the next thing. So that was the Jesus picture.
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  Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't do that Jesus picture and his explanation.
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  Speaker 2: I did first it and I thought it was me
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  Speaker 2: as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross
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  Speaker 2: as a Red Cross worker there, which.
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  Speaker 1: We said, let's analyze that him as a doctor. We've
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  Speaker 1: all been to a lot of doctors. Normally they got
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  Speaker 1: a white coat on, Normally they got some pens in
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  Speaker 1: the pocket, the stuff that's going to know they've come
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  Speaker 1: in with this red thing around them and a big
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  Speaker 1: glowing light behind them. I don't know. And was that
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  Speaker 1: a Red crossworker, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: And only the fake news could come up with that one.
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  Speaker 2: So I just heard about it and I said, how
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  Speaker 2: did they come up with that? It's supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: me as a doctor making people better, and I do
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  Speaker 2: make people better. I make people a lot better.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It's not the greatest explanation, but the guy
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  Speaker 1: is president of the United States. You get a little
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  Speaker 1: busy when you're the president of the United States. You know,
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  Speaker 1: even when you're doing this show or you're on the
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  Speaker 1: air doing a show, you get very busy doing it
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  Speaker 1: and you try. You know, you're looking for content, stories, clips,
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  Speaker 1: to play pictures. Sometimes you're busy. You got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things going on, so you look at the story quick.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you read the first six paragraphs, but you didn't
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  Speaker 1: read the last three. Maybe this video is very funny,
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  Speaker 1: watch about a minute. Yeah this is really funny, post this,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't watch the last minute. So sometimes that happens.
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  Speaker 1: That's if you're just a normal person. You imagine the
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  Speaker 1: president the United States, in the middle of a war,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of eight thousand things in that Oval office,
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  Speaker 1: a thousand people coming, and you get too busy, you're
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  Speaker 1: not He looked at it for a second. It looked good.
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  Speaker 1: He posted. You know, if he thought, it's not like
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  Speaker 1: somebody else where, you'd look at it. Look at it
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  Speaker 1: a couple hours later, show it to a few people.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think. It's none of that. It's a
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  Speaker 1: split second decision. So you probably shouldn't have shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: posted it. It's so again, just prepare yourself if you're
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  Speaker 1: a Trump hater. In a couple of weeks, nobody will
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  Speaker 1: remember this. Nobody's gonna remember the Pope fight. Remember. I
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  Speaker 1: think the first time this happened was when he made
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  Speaker 1: fun of John McCain. That's the first time I saw
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  Speaker 1: him all over the airways. This is it. He's finished,
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  Speaker 1: the end of his career. That's it. Nobody even remembers this.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people listening that don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. He made fun of John McCain. Forget it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time ago. So otherwise it was It's
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  Speaker 1: a very very good day. The blockade of Iran is brilliant, brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're in these negotiations. The only leverage Iran had
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  Speaker 1: is the Straits of Hormuz. They keep them closed. Now
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  Speaker 1: the truth is behind the scenes, it's better for us
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  Speaker 1: if they're closed because we don't use that oil. The
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  Speaker 1: rest of the world uses that oil. We use our
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  Speaker 1: own oil. So if it's closed, Ran can't make any
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  Speaker 1: money because that's their revenue exporting oil. Straits of Hormouse closed,
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  Speaker 1: they can't export anything, no revenue coming in. And as
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  Speaker 1: long as it's closed, it was making us a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money because many of those countries had to suddenly
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  Speaker 1: start buying from us. With that closed. We were the
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  Speaker 1: big supplier of oil, so we a lot of countries
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  Speaker 1: started buying American oil for the first and so it
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  Speaker 1: was helping us. So that was their leverage. Though it
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  Speaker 1: looked bad, you know, having it closed, but we decided,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, we'll close it. And again it's the
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  Speaker 1: scene from a Bronx tail with the bikers where he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to throw them out. Then finally he locks the door.
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  Speaker 1: He goes now you just can't leave. So that's what
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  Speaker 1: we were doing with the Straits of Hormus. As long
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  Speaker 1: as it's closed, Iran is in major trouble. There's no revenue.
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  Speaker 1: That straits of Hormus is ninety five percent of the
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  Speaker 1: revenue of the country. The longer it shut, the more
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  Speaker 1: problems they have. It will be totally out of money
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  Speaker 1: pretty soon. Now. They got all kinds of problems already
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  Speaker 1: in Iran. There's a water shortage, there's all things going on.
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  Speaker 1: The banks don't have any money. The whole the whole
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  Speaker 1: financial system is in jeopardy. If we keep US straights closed,
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  Speaker 1: the currency will collapse. It'll be the end of Iran.
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  Speaker 1: So they have to negotiate. They'll have to come back
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  Speaker 1: to the table. Hey, here's the only bad thing we've
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  Speaker 1: seen in these negotiations. It's coming out now what the
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  Speaker 1: negotiation was. Iran was agreed to no nuclear anything for
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  Speaker 1: five years, which is more than I thought they would
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  Speaker 1: never agree to. But it turns out what we were
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  Speaker 1: asking for was no nuclear anything of any kind for
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  Speaker 1: twenty years. But I don't like that at all. That's
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  Speaker 1: just kicking. I mean, you talk about kicking the can
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  Speaker 1: down the road, that's kicking the can a lot farther
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  Speaker 1: down the road than anybody ever did. But it's still
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  Speaker 1: kicking the can down the road. It should be permanent,
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  Speaker 1: not twenty years. So I don't like that part of it.
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  Speaker 1: But they'll get back to they'll get back to negotiating
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  Speaker 1: at some point. So and again, if you're watching the
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  Speaker 1: fake news, everything is a disaster, even the New York Times, well,
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  Speaker 1: obviously New York Times, but even the Wall Street Journal,
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  Speaker 1: you're getting totally deceived. If you read here's Gerard Baker.
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  Speaker 1: Brilliant guy, A lot of respect for him, but but
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  Speaker 1: here's his big headline. For now, at least, the Iran
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  Speaker 1: war seems to be failing. It's another one convincing we're losing.
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  Speaker 1: It's I mean, Gerard Baker's like the New Tokyo Rose.
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  Speaker 1: Here the New York Times. The Iran blockade. It's a
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  Speaker 1: test of which side can endure more pain. Well again,
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  Speaker 1: it's only a Ran that's enduring pain with that blockade.
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  Speaker 1: We actually make more money with that blockade. Everybody has
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  Speaker 1: to buy our oil now. But the New York Times
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  Speaker 1: trying to scare everybody. Some oil companies are planning now
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  Speaker 1: for one hundred and seventy five dollars a barrel. There's
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  Speaker 1: no oil company that's ever thought of one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: said they're worried it could go to one hundred and ten.
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  Speaker 1: That's about it again, New York Times, Trump administration, backlash,
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  Speaker 1: Pope attack, the attack on the Pope. The backlash is unbelievable,
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  Speaker 1: all right now here. If you're reading the New York Times,
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  Speaker 1: you wonder how your liberal friends get so insane. Bid
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  Speaker 1: huge New York Times piece yesterday, President Trump's erratic behavior
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  Speaker 1: in recent days, more and more people around him thinking
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  Speaker 1: that he must be removed from office, that he's gone
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  Speaker 1: completely crazy. Nobody thinks that around Susie Wilder doesn't think that.
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  Speaker 1: Scott Besson doesn't think he's erratic behavior. But the New
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  Speaker 1: York Times it's a very serious article, and they quote
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  Speaker 1: these professors with glasses and bow ties, and then they
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  Speaker 1: say Democrats, who've long challenged mister Trump's psychological fitness, have
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  Speaker 1: issued a fresh chorus of calls to invoke the twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the funny park. Well, that's pretty funny. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the even funnier park. Even Republicans are questioning his extremely
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  Speaker 1: erratic behavior. Really, what's republicans? Will let me look, if
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  Speaker 1: you look into the story. The Republicans are Marjorie Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Creen So remember she was that wacko congresswoman who had
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  Speaker 1: to quit. This is who they're quoting as an authority.
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  Speaker 1: Then they quote Chuck Schumer. Mister Trump is an extremely
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  Speaker 1: sick person. Hakim Jeffreys, he's unhinged and out of control. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you see they've got excellent, unimpeachable sources there. Hey, Eric
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  Speaker 1: Swalwell is going to resign now. The emotion has been
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  Speaker 1: started to expel him from Congress, and the reason it
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  Speaker 1: looked like the expulsion could be very successful. So the
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  Speaker 1: reason he has to resign. If you're expelled, you get nothing.
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  Speaker 1: If you resign, you keep everything, your pension, the money, healthcare,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. So that's why he will resign first,
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  Speaker 1: to keep all the money to pension, everything. He's got
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  Speaker 1: big problems though. He's still facing major criminal charges here
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  Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Alvin Bragg has indicted him, so he's got
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  Speaker 1: to deal with that. If you look through all these allegations,
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  Speaker 1: looks like very serious stuff. And it's pretty clear in Congress,
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats, even the Republicans, they knew about it. They
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  Speaker 1: knew about his behavior. It was well known he was,
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  Speaker 1: as Moe Green would say, banging cocktail waitresses two at
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  Speaker 1: a time. But even worse than that, harassment women all
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  Speaker 1: over the place. Many Republicans and Democrats in Congress sing
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  Speaker 1: everybody knew, don't let him anywhere near any of your
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  Speaker 1: female staffers. And horrible, horrible situation, you know. And then
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  Speaker 1: you got this other. This is a Republican Tony Gonzalez.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to quit an affair, leude texting scandal, and
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  Speaker 1: it was so bad with one staffer. You talk about
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  Speaker 1: a bad breakup, this is the worst breakup I've ever
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  Speaker 1: heard about. He's harassing this woman. I don't know. He's
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  Speaker 1: having an affair with the woman having an affair. Whatever happened,
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  Speaker 1: she was so upset she set herself on fire. She
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  Speaker 1: went in her backyard and set herself on fire and
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  Speaker 1: burned up in the flame. Now that's that's about the
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  Speaker 1: worst breakup I've ever heard about. Her widow, they were
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  Speaker 1: both married. I guess it's going after Gonzalez and he's
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  Speaker 1: demanding that he'd be held accountable. He'll have to leave.
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  Speaker 1: And then now he's from Texas, Republican and Governor Hill
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  Speaker 1: the point another Republican, same thing, with Swall. Well, he's
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  Speaker 1: from California. So the governor, a Democrat, will replace him
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  Speaker 1: with another Democrat. So it doesn't change the makeup of Congress.
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  Speaker 1: But these guys that, you know, part of the problem
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  Speaker 1: in Congress. A lot of these guys get elected and
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  Speaker 1: they go to Congress and the family generally is back
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  Speaker 1: home and they you know, you don't make a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money in Congress, but you got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: expense because you got to live in your home district
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  Speaker 1: and you got to live in Washington, d C. It's
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  Speaker 1: very tough to have two residences. So a lot of
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  Speaker 1: them sleep in their office. I mean, it's unbelievable. They
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  Speaker 1: sleep in their office six in the morning. You can
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  Speaker 1: see them going into the bathroom to shave and brush
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  Speaker 1: their tea. It's awful. Some of them, they you know,
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  Speaker 1: roommate up and get like seven of them in one
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  Speaker 1: little apartment. It's a lonely existence for a lot of
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  Speaker 1: these guys, away from their family Monday through Friday, and
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  Speaker 1: that's what happens. They get involved with staffers, they get lonely,
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  Speaker 1: they get involved with womens. Throw dozens of great looking
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  Speaker 1: women at them. You go to any big event Washington.
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  Speaker 1: You know there's tables are ten all over the room.
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  Speaker 1: You always see one table it's got three or four
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  Speaker 1: the hottest looking twenty somethings you've ever seen, sitting with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of creepy old men, and you know right
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  Speaker 1: away that's the lobbyist table. The lobbyists go to these
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  Speaker 1: events and they bring them really hot looking women, which
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  Speaker 1: gets everybody to come over to sale over their table,
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  Speaker 1: and they introduce the congressmen to these hot looking women,
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  Speaker 1: and it's one of the ways they lure them in
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  Speaker 1: to their lobbying firm to get things done. Anyway, Well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls in a moment. Eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: to two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten