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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Texas Top stories on the Tents with Billy the
- 0:03Speaker 1: Kid in the.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Morning only on the New Mix one or two point nine.
- 0:07Speaker 1: It has been quite the morning, that's for sure.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Technical difficulties all over the place, but it's not going
- 0:12Speaker 3: to stop us on a Friday.
- 0:13Speaker 1: We still got.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Dirty Little Secret coming up and willing mis fortune at
- 0:16Speaker 3: eight thirty, Candislopez, what is going on?
- 0:19Speaker 4: Well, guys, one point six million eggs have been recalled
- 0:22Speaker 4: because they could be contaminated with salmonella.
- 0:26Speaker 1: I know guess eggs.
- 0:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I know them too, So guys in Texas, these
- 0:33Speaker 4: eggs were sold in Kroger and Brookshire stores. These are
- 0:37Speaker 4: y shell and cage free eggs sold under the brand
- 0:40Speaker 4: names Kroger, Simple Truth, Brookshire's Country Morning, and Sun Ups.
- 0:44Speaker 4: They were produced by Midwest Poultry Services at their farm
- 0:48Speaker 4: here in Texas and then distributed across to.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Five other states. So if you do have them, obviously
- 0:53Speaker 2: throw them away.
- 0:54Speaker 4: They have a sell by or best buy date between
- 0:56Speaker 4: July twentieth and August seventeenth.
- 0:59Speaker 2: I just can't believe we have another big issue with
- 1:01Speaker 2: our food system.
- 1:02Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know where to start. Like
- 1:03Speaker 3: all the eggs you my add is so bad. Yeah,
- 1:06Speaker 3: I don't know what eggs you said, that's the problem.
- 1:11Speaker 5: Simple truth.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Good job, pooh.
- 1:13Speaker 5: The truth was more than the poo's not getting salmonella.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Good job poo. Guys, this is exciting.
- 1:20Speaker 4: The State Fair of Texas announced the Big Text will
- 1:22Speaker 4: get a new fit for the Fair this year. Cavenders
- 1:25Speaker 4: of Boot City has been named the official western wear
- 1:28Speaker 4: store of Big Texts. I guess they also worked with
- 1:32Speaker 4: resist All to give him a brand new ninety five
- 1:35Speaker 4: gallon cowboy hat.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Big Text of course going to debut his new outfit
- 1:40Speaker 4: when the State Fair of Texas opens on September twenty fifth.
- 1:43Speaker 2: We're already talking about the fair.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Did you hear the rumors about him getting a BBL
- 1:47Speaker 5: or no?
- 1:47Speaker 2: No, starting those Big Texas, the.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Only one in the metroplex has a flatter about the
- 1:52Speaker 3: new Yes for to see.
- 1:55Speaker 2: In his flat butt every year mine or his.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Oh his look ford to sending you a picture of
- 2:01Speaker 4: his flat but yeah and.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Then every year, right, you guys are twin Okay, So
- 2:07Speaker 3: he's gonna get some new drip.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I wonder if it's going to.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Be like different as far as you know color schemes.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Did they say anything about.
- 2:13Speaker 6: That or no.
- 2:13Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't say anything about that yet, but I
- 2:15Speaker 4: feel like, was he wearing dickies last year?
- 2:17Speaker 5: Yeah, he's always he's been. He's been always rocking the dickies.
- 2:21Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm excited to see what this looks like.
- 2:24Speaker 2: It's time for a change.
- 2:24Speaker 5: He always looks good.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Yeah, what he does? Guys, that finally happened.
- 2:28Speaker 4: A celebrity guest on Hot Ones threw up on the
- 2:31Speaker 4: show after doing the hot wink challenge.
- 2:34Speaker 2: How's it taken this long for somebody?
- 2:35Speaker 1: Guess happened right away?
- 2:37Speaker 6: But did it?
- 2:38Speaker 2: Are you ready?
- 2:39Speaker 5: Yeah? Tom Holland a lot not Spider Man.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Yeah, he was on the show with John Burnhaal, who
- 2:47Speaker 4: you know is in the Odyssey with him.
- 2:48Speaker 2: That movie is going crazy viral right now.
- 2:50Speaker 4: But he started coughing and then he just lost it
- 2:53Speaker 4: and then John was like, yell and take a picture
- 2:54Speaker 4: of him.
- 2:55Speaker 2: So they were having a good time with no way,
- 2:57Speaker 2: it was real though.
- 2:58Speaker 3: If you're smart, you do this on purpose because now
- 3:00Speaker 3: we're talking about your movie. Yeah, if we like, if
- 3:04Speaker 3: we ever get on that show, if I get on
- 3:05Speaker 3: that show and I get to talk about our show
- 3:07Speaker 3: or something that's going on I'm gonna throw up.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Okay, good or you.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Know, have an accident of some sorts and lettuceon just making.
- 3:16Speaker 2: No, you're not wrong about that. We're so jaded working
- 3:19Speaker 2: in this entertainment.
- 3:20Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna find a reason to talk about something else.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Yeah, they are.
- 3:24Speaker 4: But I did say though that he loves me in
- 3:26Speaker 4: the first person to actually vomit on the set. So congratulations,
- 3:29Speaker 4: Tom hall Canes. Those are your Texas top stories on
- 3:34Speaker 4: Mixed one or two point nine.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Okay, we're in a different studio. We tried to go
- 3:38Speaker 3: on the air first thing and it wasn't working correctly.
- 3:40Speaker 3: The mics aren't working. I don't know what's going on.
- 3:42Speaker 3: So we're in this other studio. Candace had a flat tire.
- 3:44Speaker 5: We'll get to that. There's been so much drama and
- 3:47Speaker 5: it's barely even. The sun's barely up.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Yeah, Mercury went out of retrograde yesterday.
- 3:52Speaker 3: I know, I thought Mercury wasn't in gatorade, but here
- 3:54Speaker 3: it is. So all right, we got dirty Little Secret
- 3:57Speaker 3: come up. I'm excited about that. And the banger necks.
- 3:59Speaker 3: It's not gonna stop us from doing our thing.
- 4:01Speaker 6: No, let's go.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Yeah, it's time for Durty a little secrets.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Okay, to promise you'll feel better.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Welcome to the secret scene.
- 4:12Speaker 3: If you're paying attention. Oh yeah, I'm teacher in Classic.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Hey you there here, it's Meekes one on two point nine.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Good morning Billy to kid Candae long past producer. Poo yeh,
- 4:22Speaker 3: Willa is fortune. Everybody's asking about that we're doing it.
- 4:24Speaker 2: I mean, we've already done it this morning.
- 4:26Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like we already lost.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I lost because we've had a bunch of technical difficulties.
- 4:31Speaker 3: But we're we're thriving through it, yes, or surviving at least.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Poo yesterday had to wear an outfit all day and
- 4:38Speaker 3: ride a razor scooter. And I can't even tell you
- 4:39Speaker 3: how funny that was because we'll have to get into
- 4:41Speaker 3: it later. A poo in a denim skirt. We're rolling
- 4:45Speaker 3: around in all staff meetings and they're so used to
- 4:48Speaker 3: my bs. Nobody even pays attention here. Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be a bigger.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Thing, but no, people like, just Pooh's in a skirt again.
- 4:59Speaker 3: All right, if you have a secret, we'll do Williams
- 5:01Speaker 3: Fortune at eight thirty. All right, If you have a
- 5:04Speaker 3: secret eight three, three, seven, eight seven one or two
- 5:06Speaker 3: nine confess and you have one?
- 5:08Speaker 5: So what is going on?
- 5:10Speaker 7: I may have created like maybe the dumbest dating problem
- 5:12Speaker 7: like of all time. Uh oh yeah, So give you
- 5:16Speaker 7: a little little background here. Like I've been dating, you know,
- 5:19Speaker 7: for not too long, Like I've been on a few days,
- 5:22Speaker 7: like you know with this girl, right, some some things
- 5:24Speaker 7: are going really really well. And honestly, I'm shocked because
- 5:27Speaker 7: like she's out of my league, like she's dropped dead
- 5:30Speaker 7: gorgeous and I'm not ugly or anything like that, but
- 5:34Speaker 7: I'm not on our level right.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Right, I mean I don't know if you're maybe you're
- 5:38Speaker 3: underestimating yourself a little bit.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, no, you have to see it. She's
- 5:42Speaker 1: like super model.
- 5:43Speaker 6: Man.
- 5:43Speaker 1: It's crazy, but man must be nice.
- 5:48Speaker 3: See I can already tell you must be a funny
- 5:50Speaker 3: dude then, because funny will make up for looks.
- 5:52Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 5:52Speaker 7: So anyway, yeah, so before we like met in person,
- 5:56Speaker 7: like we were like talking online. Right, I'll admit I
- 5:59Speaker 7: did a little social media creeping and I found some
- 6:02Speaker 7: like old pictures of her with an axe and the
- 6:05Speaker 7: dude was built, man, you know, big arms, broad.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Chests like he was.
- 6:08Speaker 1: He was swow, he was.
- 6:10Speaker 5: So this guy's big, he's big.
- 6:12Speaker 7: I'm not fat, right, but I'm definitely not muscular either.
- 6:16Speaker 7: I'm just average, like I'm the average guy, you know.
- 6:19Speaker 1: So I was. I was scrolling one day and I
- 6:21Speaker 1: got I got targeted by one of.
- 6:23Speaker 7: Those like ridiculous Instagram ads for a compression shirt with
- 6:28Speaker 7: these like built in.
- 6:29Speaker 9: Muscles and no, no, sir, listen this ship. Hold on,
- 6:38Speaker 9: don't judge me yet.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 6:41Speaker 7: You got the you know it's got the fake biceps,
- 6:44Speaker 7: the fake chant, the fake showed me the whole nine yards, right,
- 6:47Speaker 7: and for some reason, I did it.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I bought it.
- 6:49Speaker 3: I knew ittok, I see him. Yeah, I was just
- 6:55Speaker 3: gonna say that I've seen him on TikTok shop. They're
- 6:58Speaker 3: basically like, Okay, let me to Candice, and she's never
- 7:01Speaker 3: seen it's basically spanks with.
- 7:03Speaker 5: Built in muscles. Okay, it enhances. I've never worn one. So, sir,
- 7:08Speaker 5: did you wear this?
- 7:09Speaker 1: Yes? The worst part is that it actually worked. It worked.
- 7:14Speaker 5: It looked good.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it.
- 7:16Speaker 7: Looks like ridiculously convincing under a fitted T shirt. I
- 7:20Speaker 7: wore it on our first date and then second, and
- 7:22Speaker 7: then the third.
- 7:27Speaker 5: That's a lot.
- 7:28Speaker 7: So on our last date, you know, things started getting
- 7:31Speaker 7: a little uh more physical.
- 7:33Speaker 1: He started rubbing me, like she started rubbing me on
- 7:35Speaker 1: my chest, and I completely panic because I really she
- 7:40Speaker 1: kept going, she kept going.
- 7:42Speaker 7: She was like maybe two seconds away from discovery, Like
- 7:45Speaker 7: my muscles were basically a padded bra right. I stopped it,
- 7:51Speaker 7: like I stopped everything, And I came up with some
- 7:53Speaker 7: lame excuse because like I couldn't let her find out
- 7:56Speaker 7: like that, like not at all.
- 7:58Speaker 1: So now I'm sitting here and I'm wondering how in
- 8:01Speaker 1: the world am I supposed to explain this.
- 8:03Speaker 7: The good news is she's you know, she's obviously into me,
- 8:06Speaker 7: Like that's the good news. But the bad news is, like,
- 8:08Speaker 7: I'm about to go from looking like I hit the
- 8:11Speaker 7: gym six days a week to looking like the guy
- 8:14Speaker 7: that I actually am.
- 8:16Speaker 5: I mean, there's got to be candics. What's the way
- 8:18Speaker 5: out of this? As a woman? Do you laugh at this?
- 8:20Speaker 5: Does he embrace this and go listen? I was wearing
- 8:22Speaker 5: a muscle shirt.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 8:24Speaker 4: I think you just get rid of that thing, don't
- 8:26Speaker 4: ever wear it again, but start hitting the gym.
- 8:27Speaker 2: If you want to feel better about yourself.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Right, maybe what you do is wear like a couple
- 8:32Speaker 3: shirts under a hoodie. What what listen, I'm just trying
- 8:36Speaker 3: to think of things.
- 8:38Speaker 2: You gotta cut this out. I mean you can't keep
- 8:40Speaker 2: this up obviously, no.
- 8:41Speaker 5: But you also can't go from muscles to a T
- 8:43Speaker 5: shirt and realize like what happened?
- 8:45Speaker 2: But I know, honestly is always the best policy.
- 8:47Speaker 4: You don't want to go into a new relationship with
- 8:49Speaker 4: any like weirdness or secrets or I.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Think it might work. I think honestly, you're a funny guy.
- 8:54Speaker 3: You have a good personality. I think it would be
- 8:56Speaker 3: hysterical if you're like, I got to tell you some funny.
- 8:57Speaker 3: I was creeping on your Instagram. I saw your accent.
- 9:00Speaker 5: No, he's a so.
- 9:01Speaker 2: Soldier, honestly, would like turn me off?
- 9:03Speaker 3: No?
- 9:04Speaker 2: He can he say, hey, look on the Instagram part.
- 9:07Speaker 5: What are you gonna do?
- 9:08Speaker 10: Make up and say his work is sending him somewhere
- 9:11Speaker 10: for like three weeks. No, and then just keep just
- 9:13Speaker 10: keeping phone hold on hear me out, just keeping phone
- 9:16Speaker 10: contact with her, and then three weeks come back as
- 9:19Speaker 10: your regular self, and she's gonna.
- 9:20Speaker 5: Be like, oh, you look like you're losing. Where's the
- 9:23Speaker 5: rest of you? Yeah, where's the rest of your girl?
- 9:26Speaker 5: Work had me stressed. I know, I couldn't get into idea.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Okay, wow, I got it.
- 9:30Speaker 3: They don't mind your idea was I got a better idea,
- 9:34Speaker 3: Thank you, I got a better idea. What you caught
- 9:37Speaker 3: the parasite? And you disappeared for like four or five days,
- 9:45Speaker 3: and you're like.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Man, girl, I got the parasite.
- 9:48Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I can't.
- 9:50Speaker 5: I'm withering down to nothing. Yeah, and then you show him.
- 9:53Speaker 1: She's like, oh, she's gonna be like, what happened girl?
- 9:56Speaker 1: That parasite?
- 9:56Speaker 5: Just I had some taco bell lettuce and I don't
- 9:59Speaker 5: know what half there goes half my momsey, Yeah, what's
- 10:06Speaker 5: wrong with that?
- 10:07Speaker 6: You know?
- 10:07Speaker 5: I like that better than mine?
- 10:08Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, the parasite. She can't what what
- 10:11Speaker 1: she gonna do?
- 10:12Speaker 3: She can't argue with that. And she's like, oh, my
- 10:14Speaker 3: poor baby. He's fighting through the parasite. He's fighting through
- 10:18Speaker 3: the cyclops whatever it's called, Psycho Explorer.
- 10:21Speaker 5: He barely survived.
- 10:22Speaker 3: And he's still texting me and oh, you're gonna make
- 10:24Speaker 3: your baby, And they canna be like, I know, I
- 10:26Speaker 3: got to hit the gym though, I'll survive, baby.
- 10:28Speaker 5: Yeah, I just feel so bad. I can't work out.
- 10:30Speaker 5: I always want to work out, I can't because I'm
- 10:33Speaker 5: too weak. Yeah, and I don't want to wait in
- 10:36Speaker 5: the gym and have an accident.
- 10:38Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
- 10:39Speaker 2: You can't do that?
- 10:40Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think I'm gonna do both.
- 10:42Speaker 7: I'm gonna go on the trip for my job and
- 10:44Speaker 7: I'm gonna catch the parasite for the last week.
- 10:47Speaker 1: So that's gonna git me out by a good month.
- 10:49Speaker 1: I like, I'm good to go when Yeah, she'll.
- 10:51Speaker 5: Be married by the time you figure this out.
- 10:56Speaker 8: For it gets settled.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Here with Billy in the morning rise.
- 11:02Speaker 3: For the Honorable Judge Candace low Pez. Here she is
- 11:05Speaker 3: with two random kiwis, just sitting on her laptop.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I forgot to eat those this morning. They were under
- 11:09Speaker 2: my understand this place.
- 11:12Speaker 3: This place is in shambles. Yeah, fruit everywhere, fruit flies
- 11:16Speaker 3: flying around.
- 11:17Speaker 5: One just flew in my eye. I just ate one nets.
- 11:21Speaker 3: No, ye, it makes one or two point nine ability
- 11:24Speaker 3: to kid Judge Lopez. Producer poo is here we got
- 11:26Speaker 3: wheeling his fortune at eight thirty. By the way, Pooh,
- 11:29Speaker 3: I was wearing a woman's outfit.
- 11:30Speaker 5: All day yesterday.
- 11:31Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
- 11:32Speaker 5: It was pretty cool. And you had to ride a
- 11:33Speaker 5: razor scooter because you lost two days in a row
- 11:36Speaker 5: and take them visit nets off, though, Boy, why people
- 11:39Speaker 5: looking too hard?
- 11:39Speaker 6: Num?
- 11:40Speaker 5: Your boy caught the rosalo.
- 11:41Speaker 1: I was like, oh oh yeah they were Yeah, yeah, he.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Had fishnet stockings on. And people were like, I can't
- 11:47Speaker 3: believe you're doing that to Pooh. I'm like, Poo's doing
- 11:49Speaker 3: it to himself.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Yeah, he lost fair and square.
- 11:51Speaker 6: He lost.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Understand really don't.
- 11:53Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not making him do anything. No, yell
- 11:55Speaker 5: at Candas, She's making them.
- 11:58Speaker 1: All Right.
- 11:59Speaker 5: Here we go. We got Candas cor going on right now.
- 12:01Speaker 3: And if you have an issue, you want Candace help
- 12:03Speaker 3: you solve it at Candace on Air on Instagram at
- 12:06Speaker 3: Candace on Air.
- 12:07Speaker 5: We got one right here.
- 12:08Speaker 3: It says my coworker and I were assigned to lead
- 12:11Speaker 3: a huge project and we worked on it for months. Well,
- 12:15Speaker 3: our team went a happy hour this week and our
- 12:17Speaker 3: boss congratulated us on it and asked how we came
- 12:20Speaker 3: up with it, and my co worker took all the credit,
- 12:24Speaker 3: took all the credit for it, explaining to him that
- 12:27Speaker 3: she knew this was the direction we needed to go
- 12:29Speaker 3: from the beginning.
- 12:30Speaker 5: Blah blah, blah, blah blah.
- 12:32Speaker 3: I was shocked because she was talking about something I
- 12:35Speaker 3: pitched in a meeting months ago, and she never mentioned
- 12:38Speaker 3: my name or what I contributed. So when I got
- 12:41Speaker 3: back to my car that night, I forwarded him a
- 12:44Speaker 3: chain of emails showing our process and that clearly showed
- 12:48Speaker 3: I was the one.
- 12:49Speaker 5: Who should get the credit.
- 12:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 12:52Speaker 3: I just wrote to him that I overheard what was
- 12:55Speaker 3: said at happy Hour about our project and here are
- 12:57Speaker 3: some more of the details. That's a kind of a
- 13:01Speaker 3: good way of doing it. Yeah, he's acting differently now,
- 13:04Speaker 3: and I know my coworker can tell was I wrong
- 13:07Speaker 3: for doing this?
- 13:08Speaker 2: Oh wow, Savage?
- 13:12Speaker 5: Okay, Candice, your thoughts on this.
- 13:14Speaker 3: So coworkers there, they're at Happy Hour, they're like, can
- 13:17Speaker 3: get congratulated on this big project?
- 13:19Speaker 5: And she's like, yeah, no, I mean really, this was
- 13:22Speaker 5: all my idea.
- 13:23Speaker 2: That's the worst.
- 13:24Speaker 4: And you're standing there like, do I insert myself into
- 13:26Speaker 4: this conversation and be like whoa, whoa, whoa, because then
- 13:29Speaker 4: you look like a weirdo.
- 13:30Speaker 2: She's like, I also helped, do you know?
- 13:33Speaker 4: Well, I mean there's probably a way to do that,
- 13:35Speaker 4: but I don't know, you know exactly what was happening.
- 13:37Speaker 2: You're a happy hour.
- 13:38Speaker 3: You try to figure out what a boss would respect
- 13:40Speaker 3: more a random email after the factor, would the boss
- 13:42Speaker 3: really respect you?
- 13:43Speaker 1: Going?
- 13:44Speaker 3: Wait a minute, hold on, I feel like you're taking
- 13:46Speaker 3: all the credit for this. Let's not forget this was
- 13:47Speaker 3: a team effort. Yeah no, in front of everybody.
- 13:50Speaker 2: But you're good at like confrontation and like shutting things down.
- 13:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I dare you.
- 13:55Speaker 4: I couldn't come up with that on the spot because
- 13:57Speaker 4: I'm not good at confrontation.
- 13:58Speaker 5: You avoid it.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
- 14:00Speaker 5: And then some people are like, there's nothing wrong with that.
- 14:01Speaker 5: I kind of yeah, I do all right, I love it.
- 14:04Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, fine, I'd like a lawyer when you do
- 14:07Speaker 3: stuff like I think I would have gotten I think
- 14:09Speaker 3: I always said something right away because it bothered me.
- 14:11Speaker 3: I think, matter of fact, I would have said something
- 14:12Speaker 3: to my coworker first, like hey, that wasn't cool, Yeah right,
- 14:15Speaker 3: what was up with that? And let them explain and
- 14:17Speaker 3: then they can walk it back with the boss if
- 14:19Speaker 3: they want to, And if they don't, then I'm just
- 14:21Speaker 3: going to forward the chain of emails just forwarding the
- 14:23Speaker 3: chain of emails to me, looks a little.
- 14:24Speaker 5: That could come across to the boss is undermining on
- 14:27Speaker 5: her part.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it definitely could.
- 14:30Speaker 5: But the tale, yeah kind of.
- 14:32Speaker 4: I mean he was obviously interested in your process or
- 14:36Speaker 4: you know what directionever of this project was about. So
- 14:38Speaker 4: I mean I think providing like some context to you know,
- 14:41Speaker 4: how he came to this project, you.
- 14:44Speaker 3: Know, is good then, No, it is a good way
- 14:45Speaker 3: she framed it. I just thought you want to see
- 14:47Speaker 3: all the details?
- 14:48Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
- 14:49Speaker 6: Yeah, me.
- 14:50Speaker 5: I mean when you see a forwarded email usually you
- 14:53Speaker 5: know like what's going on here?
- 14:54Speaker 6: Right?
- 14:55Speaker 5: Totally want you do that to a coworker, Cannis.
- 14:57Speaker 2: That's a good question because you know, I don't like
- 14:59Speaker 2: to front anyone.
- 15:00Speaker 4: But if I put this much work into it, and
- 15:02Speaker 4: I pitched this in a meeting, obviously other people know
- 15:05Speaker 4: that I contributed, So yeah, I could totally see me
- 15:08Speaker 4: just sliding through there here at Pitt and send.
- 15:11Speaker 2: You know, that's what.
- 15:13Speaker 5: I can't picture producer Pooh doing that. No, I'm a
- 15:16Speaker 5: charge him up right then and there. I don't think
- 15:17Speaker 5: you would do that, Yes I would.
- 15:19Speaker 10: Yes, what about like say an upcoming promotion comes and
- 15:23Speaker 10: that person gets promoted because the boss likes their ideas.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Now, and I look like boo boo to fool, like
- 15:28Speaker 5: I didn't help no boo the fool.
- 15:31Speaker 10: Yeah, so no, uhuh, I'm gonna be like, hey man,
- 15:33Speaker 10: why'd you do that? You know it was a team effort.
- 15:35Speaker 10: Ain't no Iron Team.
- 15:36Speaker 3: That's what happens behind the scenes here. You don't understand.
- 15:38Speaker 3: But Candis is always taking the credit for everything on
- 15:40Speaker 3: this show.
- 15:43Speaker 5: And she went to the boss.
- 15:45Speaker 3: I'm about to She went to the boss the other
- 15:47Speaker 3: day and she was like, this really should be off
- 15:48Speaker 3: the Candice Lopez in the Morning show.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Yeah, god, you heard what she says, right, And no
- 15:53Speaker 5: Iron Team. It's an M and the E. It's all
- 15:54Speaker 5: about me. Cannas is too sweet. She doesn't do that
- 16:03Speaker 5: kind of stuff.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Cause me in my email.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean I am going to eventually get
- 16:09Speaker 3: the credit though, Like I'm not gonna throw you under
- 16:11Speaker 3: the bus and say you didn't do anything, but I
- 16:12Speaker 3: am gonna throw myself in like, hey, this was a
- 16:15Speaker 3: team effort, right, it should be about being a team.
- 16:17Speaker 3: It shouldn't be about you taking credit or me taking credit.
- 16:19Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 16:20Speaker 5: If this is a team, it's a team exactly.
- 16:23Speaker 2: It doesn't even sound like it was a team, to
- 16:24Speaker 2: be honest.
- 16:25Speaker 5: It doesn't. So we have a vertic canvas cord. Go ahead.
- 16:27Speaker 4: Yeah, look, I think you're guilty of being a CC Sierra,
- 16:31Speaker 4: and that's because you didn't copy everybody, and everybody gets
- 16:37Speaker 4: you a credit girl.
- 16:38Speaker 5: No, yeah, she's not better than a BC Becca.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean that's where you get a little
- 16:44Speaker 2: savage people.
- 16:46Speaker 5: I don't like DC.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Yeah, you're blind copying people, right, that's like the shadiest
- 16:51Speaker 3: thing you could do in the office.
- 16:53Speaker 5: No, I agree, don't be a BC beca, but she
- 16:55Speaker 5: is guilty of bna a.
- 16:56Speaker 2: CC Sierra.
- 16:59Speaker 10: Story with Billy the Kid in the morning only on
- 17:02Speaker 10: the new Mix one or two point nine.
- 17:04Speaker 6: You weird that.
- 17:05Speaker 3: I'm excited to see clouds right now, no nowhere. Yeah,
- 17:08Speaker 3: I need that because the heat. I mean, we're still
- 17:10Speaker 3: under a heat advisory. It's going to be high in
- 17:12Speaker 3: ninety four. But that'll help us out a little bit
- 17:13Speaker 3: because tomorrow ninety eight and sunny Sunday one hundred and sunny.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Just a heads up, Canda Slopez, what is going on?
- 17:19Speaker 4: Well, A magnitude five point zero earthquake struck the Texas
- 17:22Speaker 4: Panhandle yesterday between.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Amarillo and Oklahoma.
- 17:25Speaker 4: This happened about five thirty in the morning, and then
- 17:28Speaker 4: a smaller one happened in West Texas in the afternoon yesterday.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Residents nearby said they were.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Woken up to shaking that lasted about twenty seconds, but
- 17:37Speaker 4: people north of the Metroplex even said that they felt shaking,
- 17:41Speaker 4: and even as far as Wichita, Kansas.
- 17:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 17:43Speaker 3: Well, there's also shaking at Spring Valley in the tollway
- 17:45Speaker 3: here by the studios because poof fell off the razors score.
- 17:50Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, that's at least a three
- 17:52Speaker 5: point eight.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Oh so that was yesterday afternoon.
- 17:56Speaker 5: Also, And now is that because of fracking.
- 17:58Speaker 2: That's a good question.
- 17:59Speaker 6: We don't know.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Yeah, people say that that's the cause of these earthquakes
- 18:03Speaker 4: in West Texas, but I mean, the biggest earthquake recorded
- 18:06Speaker 4: in Texas ever was a six point zero back in
- 18:08Speaker 4: nineteen thirty one, So not uncommon here.
- 18:11Speaker 2: But is that why they're not, you know, so rare?
- 18:14Speaker 1: What was that.
- 18:18Speaker 2: In Valentine, Texas?
- 18:19Speaker 5: I think, yeah, he was there. I'm pretty sure you
- 18:21Speaker 5: were a senior in high school. No, that's my Eggs
- 18:23Speaker 5: is nicknamed Freckin' Okay.
- 18:27Speaker 2: Guys, here's some good news.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Olive Garden is giving you a second chance to get
- 18:31Speaker 4: their never ending pasta pass.
- 18:33Speaker 2: So I tried to give you guys a heads up
- 18:34Speaker 2: when they went on sale. Of course, they sold out
- 18:37Speaker 2: almost immediately.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Well, now they're giving one hundred people a chance to
- 18:41Speaker 4: get the pass online. So they're doing one of those
- 18:43Speaker 4: Instagram contests where you follow and do the whole thing.
- 18:47Speaker 4: So if you missed out on getting one, good luck
- 18:49Speaker 4: getting it on Instagram.
- 18:51Speaker 5: So I tried to get in the queue.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to get in the queue to get
- 18:55Speaker 3: one of the passes, but it was like you started too.
- 18:58Speaker 5: Early, and I was like, oh, I was trying.
- 19:00Speaker 2: He started too early.
- 19:01Speaker 5: I guess I logged on too early, so they weren't.
- 19:03Speaker 5: You couldn't even do it yet.
- 19:04Speaker 3: No, But I mean, how insane is it that people
- 19:07Speaker 3: will shut down Olive Garden to get this pass?
- 19:09Speaker 6: Right?
- 19:10Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of awesome.
- 19:11Speaker 5: I mean it is that it's a lot of free food.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. We'll check them out online if you're interested.
- 19:17Speaker 4: Guys, it's Friday, we've been stressed out this morning, so
- 19:19Speaker 4: how about a feel good story. This boy from Florida
- 19:22Speaker 4: is going viral after he was recognized for reading more
- 19:25Speaker 4: than one hundred hours to shelter animals.
- 19:28Speaker 2: So he's the cutest eleven year old boy.
- 19:31Speaker 4: He was just trying to give comfort to the animals
- 19:33Speaker 4: there waiting to find new homes. I guess this is
- 19:36Speaker 4: part of a program called positive Reading. But he's been
- 19:40Speaker 4: reading to the dogs for the past two years. He
- 19:43Speaker 4: said he still remembers the first dog he read to,
- 19:45Speaker 4: named Augie, and he said after he had to leave,
- 19:47Speaker 4: he started to cry because he didn't want to.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Leave the shelter.
- 19:51Speaker 5: That is adorable.
- 19:52Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just pictures of him with his books, and
- 19:54Speaker 4: he's sitting in the shelter, you know, reading to these animals,
- 19:57Speaker 4: and they just seem like they're captivated by his company.
- 20:00Speaker 2: I don't know. I saw this online today. It made
- 20:02Speaker 2: me so happy. So, yeah, how old is he he's eleven?
- 20:05Speaker 5: That is cute.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even know there was a program like
- 20:08Speaker 2: that to read to the animals.
- 20:10Speaker 5: Thank you for the field good story.
- 20:11Speaker 6: Yeah I needed that.
- 20:12Speaker 5: There was another story too.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Did you see Disney donated like eighteen thousand toy story
- 20:17Speaker 3: five toys to kids who are sick?
- 20:19Speaker 2: Yes, I did see that.
- 20:20Speaker 5: That made me happy.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Yeah, they do so much good.
- 20:23Speaker 4: I know there's a lot going on with that company,
- 20:25Speaker 4: but yeah, what a what a good thing that people
- 20:28Speaker 4: were doing. So let's remember that today when we're so
- 20:29Speaker 4: stressed out by our technical difficulties and how blessed we are.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point because if you missed it
- 20:34Speaker 3: this morning. I mean I went to go on the
- 20:36Speaker 3: air this morning, first thing at like you know, six am,
- 20:38Speaker 3: kick off the show, and nothing worked. Yeah, it was
- 20:42Speaker 3: just shut down. Couldn't open the microphones. So I'm running
- 20:45Speaker 3: back and forth to another studio. I mean, I've been
- 20:48Speaker 3: sweating since six am.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Yea too.
- 20:49Speaker 2: You can get your steps in this morning?
- 20:51Speaker 3: Yep, who's sweats no matter what, you know what I'm saying,
- 20:54Speaker 3: I'm getting my steps in. Yeah, and I didn't even
- 20:56Speaker 3: have coffee yet. This week has been a crazy week.
- 20:59Speaker 2: It has. It's Friday, guys, so hopefully.
- 21:01Speaker 5: You're having a good one.
- 21:02Speaker 3: We got Wheel of Misfortune coming up next, and I'm nervous.
- 21:06Speaker 3: I'm nervous because I almost feel like Pooh shouldn't be
- 21:09Speaker 3: able to lose again. He lost two days in a row,
- 21:13Speaker 3: and people are gon be like a row. People are
- 21:15Speaker 3: gonna be like it's rigged. So do we make it
- 21:19Speaker 3: to where Pooh's immune?
- 21:22Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't be mad at that.
- 21:23Speaker 4: He also lost Monday, but luckily it landed on past
- 21:26Speaker 4: the l so he passed the lose the loss to you.
- 21:29Speaker 2: But fair is fair.
- 21:31Speaker 5: No, he's gonna play. It's only fair. We're gonna play
- 21:35Speaker 5: all right, let's do it.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Next we'll do trivia, and whoever loses the trivia, we'll
- 21:38Speaker 3: have to spin the wheel of misfortune. What's left on
- 21:40Speaker 3: the wheel there is get face tattoos, which would not
- 21:43Speaker 3: be ideal because we have a big client thing tonight.
- 21:47Speaker 4: None of us should really go to the Rangers game
- 21:49Speaker 4: tonight with Bailey and Gallion with face tats.
- 21:52Speaker 2: I mean, I love them so much.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Also I love them too.
- 21:55Speaker 3: And also on the list is Instagram takeover, which would
- 21:58Speaker 3: mean that you get to take over that person's Instagram
- 22:00Speaker 3: for the day.
- 22:01Speaker 5: Fun.
- 22:02Speaker 3: There's sing all day, Sing all day. You would love
- 22:04Speaker 3: that though, if can instead yeah, instead of talking of
- 22:08Speaker 3: to sing all day, also eat a bag of tailor
- 22:10Speaker 3: farms lettuce.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Well, that might be where I draw the line.
- 22:13Speaker 5: That's risky. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna play it. Coming up
- 22:19Speaker 5: next be God.
- 22:20Speaker 1: It's Billy the Kid in the Morning's Love Misfortune.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Point nine.
- 22:28Speaker 3: I'm only the kid, Candice long Pants the producer poo.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Here comes Junior walking in the studio and help us
- 22:32Speaker 3: out with this trivia. Now, just to heads up, we
- 22:34Speaker 3: do trivia. Whoever loses has to spin the wheel of
- 22:37Speaker 3: misfortune with a bunch of crap on it.
- 22:38Speaker 5: It's the last day of Wheel of Misfortune. Thank God,
- 22:41Speaker 5: thank God. Wow, I think it's been fun.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Oh yeah for y'all.
- 22:47Speaker 2: I'm just nervous today.
- 22:48Speaker 3: I mean I had we all so far, all of
- 22:50Speaker 3: a sudden have had to do punishments and spin the wheel. Yeah,
- 22:53Speaker 3: some worse than others. Yeah, today's the last day. Junior
- 22:58Speaker 3: is here, who usually does traffic for us, is going
- 23:00Speaker 3: to read the questions. He's been doing it all week.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Give it up for Junior. Thank you miss coming in.
- 23:05Speaker 3: I had a lot of fun this week. You've been
- 23:06Speaker 3: an excellent host, and especially on the days I win,
- 23:10Speaker 3: You're really good on the days. Okay, five questions. Whoever loses,
- 23:14Speaker 3: we'll have to spin the wheel of misfortune. Are we
- 23:16Speaker 3: ready for question number one?
- 23:18Speaker 1: Yes?
- 23:18Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
- 23:21Speaker 8: What trucker hat brand became a must have. Okay, I
- 23:26Speaker 8: think cheating von Dutch. That's correct. I didn't have to
- 23:29Speaker 8: say that.
- 23:33Speaker 5: That's the most famous.
- 23:35Speaker 2: You know the question? And then I wait for to
- 23:37Speaker 2: make sure.
- 23:37Speaker 1: I can't wait.
- 23:40Speaker 6: Man?
- 23:40Speaker 5: All right, Okay, here we go.
- 23:42Speaker 8: Which former Texas Rangers player was nicknamed Pudge?
- 23:50Speaker 5: That's correct?
- 23:51Speaker 3: That is her favorite too or celebrity crush? Actually see
- 23:57Speaker 3: how much I know about Candace?
- 23:58Speaker 5: All right?
- 23:59Speaker 1: Than one?
- 24:00Speaker 6: Yep?
- 24:00Speaker 5: Third question?
- 24:01Speaker 8: What ingredient is traditionally made from ground corn and lime
- 24:05Speaker 8: treated dough and is used to make corn tortillas.
- 24:08Speaker 6: Boo?
- 24:09Speaker 5: I think that was that's correct?
- 24:12Speaker 1: Is correct?
- 24:13Speaker 5: I knew that.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I just didn't shine in time?
- 24:16Speaker 5: Okay, so it's two to one?
- 24:17Speaker 6: Ye?
- 24:18Speaker 5: Okay?
- 24:19Speaker 6: Four?
- 24:20Speaker 1: Okay?
- 24:20Speaker 8: Which two thousand and eight superhero movie featured Heath Ledger
- 24:25Speaker 8: as the Joker?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Pooh, pooh, that's Batman, the Dark Knight. The Dark Knight
- 24:32Speaker 5: is correct?
- 24:32Speaker 3: Wow?
- 24:33Speaker 5: Okay, that means Candice. I think you're safe.
- 24:37Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 24:37Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
- 24:40Speaker 5: It comes down to poo and I. One question. We're
- 24:44Speaker 5: tied one to one.
- 24:44Speaker 3: Whoever loses, whoever doesn't get this question pretty much has
- 24:49Speaker 3: to spin the wheel on misfortunate.
- 24:51Speaker 5: One question. It comes down to this. Here we go.
- 24:55Speaker 8: What river runs through downtown Fort Worth?
- 24:58Speaker 6: Poo poo.
- 24:59Speaker 5: That would be the Trinity River. You would be correct.
- 25:07Speaker 3: I was about to, don't I just stopped. Okay, I
- 25:15Speaker 3: am the loser today. How did I miss that question?
- 25:19Speaker 3: I'm so mad at myself for missing that question. Expect Yes,
- 25:24Speaker 3: I mean, I know it's the Trinity I know what
- 25:25Speaker 3: it is. I just yeah, I just was he was
- 25:29Speaker 3: Actually you were really quick on that one. Okay, So
- 25:32Speaker 3: I guess I have to spin the wheel next.
- 25:34Speaker 5: Y God, I just hoping.
- 25:37Speaker 6: You know what.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Actually, I don't.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Want to eat a bag of parasite lettuce. Okay, I
- 25:42Speaker 3: don't want it to land on that. I don't want
- 25:44Speaker 3: to to Well, it can land on show picks off,
- 25:46Speaker 3: and it could land on face tattoos. Sing all day
- 25:49Speaker 3: would be an awful nightmare. Or Instagram takeover, which might
- 25:53Speaker 3: be my biggest nightmare. Why I do not need Cannaslopez
- 25:56Speaker 3: in my DMS.
- 26:00Speaker 2: For posting per second control? Yes, I don't know if
- 26:05Speaker 2: I want that.
- 26:08Speaker 5: Can we spin the wheel?
- 26:09Speaker 10: Neck it's Billy to get in the Morning's Love Misfortune?
- 26:14Speaker 2: Who makes two point nine?
- 26:18Speaker 3: Yes it is, it's Mikes one or two point nine,
- 26:21Speaker 3: Billy the Kid, Candislowpaz producer poo. I lost the wheel
- 26:23Speaker 3: a misfortune. Very disappointed myself because I feel like my
- 26:27Speaker 3: trivia game is usually pretty strong.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well today's been a mess.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I blame it on that. It's been a tough week.
- 26:33Speaker 3: So hopefully you're having a better week than us. It's
- 26:36Speaker 3: been all over the place. Candice had a flat tire
- 26:38Speaker 3: first thing this morning.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Literally, never had a flat tire in my life.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Really, yeah, wow?
- 26:43Speaker 5: Never Wow.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Didn't know that you had an uber here. Yeah, so
- 26:47Speaker 3: you were a little bit late. Yeah, well was it
- 26:50Speaker 3: really okay? So then I get stuck at a train?
- 26:53Speaker 5: I'm late.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Then first thing this morning, none of the MIC's worked,
- 26:57Speaker 3: so we were basically late, couldn't get on the air.
- 27:00Speaker 3: We were running back and forth the different studios. So
- 27:01Speaker 3: it's been one of those days, one of those weeks.
- 27:03Speaker 3: It's hectic, and you know what, I'm not gonna complain though,
- 27:07Speaker 3: because I didn't have to wear a denim skirt. Yeah,
- 27:10Speaker 3: exactly where did you go? Pu in the denim skirt?
- 27:12Speaker 3: Because yesterday you lost and you had to ride a
- 27:14Speaker 3: razor scooter in a in an outfit. There was a
- 27:16Speaker 3: denim skirt, fish net stockings and a Brittey Spears crop top.
- 27:20Speaker 10: Well, I did have to go pick up my son
- 27:22Speaker 10: Bau from his innermural soccer practice.
- 27:24Speaker 5: But I told you you didn't have to wear.
- 27:27Speaker 1: But I wore.
- 27:28Speaker 5: But I didn't get out of the car. I let
- 27:30Speaker 5: it come in. He goes like, oh God, okay, good.
- 27:34Speaker 5: I didn't do it like that, but later on we did.
- 27:36Speaker 10: We did go scootering around. We went up to Coldstone
- 27:39Speaker 10: and I had to skirt on the end. You did, Yeah,
- 27:42Speaker 10: But I took off the fish that night.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Imagine if you're in Wiley and you see that. Yeah,
- 27:47Speaker 3: so I apologize, Well, the people of cold Star, why
- 27:51Speaker 3: did you take off the fish net stockings? Did you
- 27:53Speaker 3: break the rules?
- 27:53Speaker 6: No?
- 27:54Speaker 5: No, no, I was getting real solo that that was fair.
- 27:57Speaker 5: They were rough, Yeah, you talking about you were talking about, Oh,
- 28:01Speaker 5: those are the biggest ones they got.
- 28:02Speaker 1: No, they weren't.
- 28:03Speaker 5: They were They were double acel. They were tight my legs.
- 28:06Speaker 3: Sorry, you're a big girl. You should have They look
- 28:11Speaker 3: like they You should have been on Harry Hines with those.
- 28:14Speaker 5: That's what it looks like.
- 28:15Speaker 1: All right.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Either way, I lost. There's things on this board right
- 28:18Speaker 3: now that I'm not excited about. We are going to
- 28:20Speaker 3: a special Rangers game tonight too.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to Bailey and Gallion for having us out.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're awesome and I love that they invited
- 28:27Speaker 3: us in their fancy sweet I.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Know it's really nice.
- 28:29Speaker 3: But if I land on face hats like, I don't
- 28:32Speaker 3: want to have.
- 28:32Speaker 4: A yeah, because mister Gallion is going to be there tonight, like,
- 28:36Speaker 4: mister Gallion, are you serious? And probably his sons, Yeah,
- 28:39Speaker 4: there marketing the.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Team and they're so nice.
- 28:43Speaker 6: Man.
- 28:43Speaker 5: They know they kind of think we're professional, so okay,
- 28:47Speaker 5: well some days we are. It could land on that.
- 28:49Speaker 3: It could land on Instagram takeover, which I wouldn't want
- 28:51Speaker 3: that either, because then pooh and you get to take
- 28:53Speaker 3: over my Instagram.
- 28:54Speaker 2: I would love that tonight.
- 28:56Speaker 3: I would like if you did, Candice, pooh, no, hey girl,
- 29:00Speaker 3: yeah ye send him cookies right up here to the
- 29:02Speaker 3: state saying.
- 29:03Speaker 5: Worse than that, Yeah, what, I really don't want to
- 29:07Speaker 5: land on his poos pick.
- 29:09Speaker 2: That's true.
- 29:10Speaker 5: Now we could land on past the l and I
- 29:12Speaker 5: could pass to someone else.
- 29:15Speaker 1: That's not even right.
- 29:16Speaker 5: What do you mean that's not right? That's the game
- 29:20Speaker 5: could land.
- 29:22Speaker 3: Then you could land on eat a bag of Tailor's farms, Lettuce,
- 29:27Speaker 3: we have it, or it could land on sing all
- 29:29Speaker 3: day instead of talk.
- 29:31Speaker 5: I have to sing everything. So here we go.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 29:33Speaker 5: Are you ready?
- 29:39Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no no no no no no no
- 29:41Speaker 6: no no no no no.
- 29:51Speaker 5: Oh my it has landed on eat a bag of
- 29:59Speaker 5: Taylor farms.
- 30:03Speaker 2: Yeah on the board idea.
- 30:07Speaker 5: You want to talk about sweet karma? O my god,
- 30:11Speaker 5: So we have it.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Salad mixed.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Well, I know my weekend is going to consist of.
- 30:19Speaker 5: Maybe not, that's what it's going to consist.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Of, right there in research for the community.
- 30:25Speaker 5: No, I don't want to do this, man, not even right. No,
- 30:30Speaker 5: what's not right? Because you never get anything like where
- 30:34Speaker 5: you have to dress up or or do anything to
- 30:36Speaker 5: eat a bag. Are you serious?
- 30:39Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 30:39Speaker 5: First of all, you saw me spin the wheel. I know,
- 30:43Speaker 5: I know, But I'm just saying, you don't have to
- 30:44Speaker 5: wear a skirt, fist nets.
- 30:46Speaker 1: You don't ever have to.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Well, that's fine, that is true.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Nothing you've gotten is like embarrassing. Nothing.
- 30:54Speaker 3: It's like a parent all day, eat a bag of parasite, lettuce.
- 30:57Speaker 5: I mean, are you serious?
- 30:59Speaker 3: I would wear this all okayness, I would have rather
- 31:01Speaker 3: talked like a pirate all day than eat a bag
- 31:03Speaker 3: of tailor farms.
- 31:04Speaker 5: Let us that might be k I was in a
- 31:07Speaker 5: board like a corporate meeting.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Put a miniskirt and you know what I'm saying.
- 31:12Speaker 4: Okay, lunch.
- 31:14Speaker 3: We all agree, and this is I get dms like this.
- 31:16Speaker 3: You you, I can't believe you may pooh do this. No,
- 31:18Speaker 3: we all agree. We all agree to play the game.
- 31:22Speaker 3: We agree what's going to go on the board, what's
- 31:24Speaker 3: going to go on the wheel, and then we spin it.
- 31:25Speaker 3: I can't control what it lands on you.
- 31:29Speaker 1: You're right.
- 31:29Speaker 5: What do you want me to do?
- 31:30Speaker 3: Here?
- 31:32Speaker 5: Give me the bag of lettuce? Should we go live
- 31:36Speaker 5: for a minute on Instagram?
- 31:37Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, all right at makes one two nine FM.
- 31:40Speaker 3: If you want to see me get sick, well at
- 31:43Speaker 3: makes one nine FM. Let's go live on Instagram and
- 31:46Speaker 3: I'll do it. Give me the damn lettuce. You gotta
- 31:48Speaker 3: skirt up. Put the skirt on if that makes it
- 31:50Speaker 3: happy to God.
- 31:54Speaker 2: We don't think it's too early to start thinking about
- 31:56Speaker 2: Halloween either.
- 31:57Speaker 6: It's summer.
- 31:57Speaker 5: We top stories Billy Kid in the Morning.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Only on the New Mixed one or two point nine.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Oh, we're live on Instagram right now and live on
- 32:06Speaker 3: the radio and doing everything. As I eat this tailor
- 32:08Speaker 3: farm salad, everybody's telling me to stop. But here's the
- 32:11Speaker 3: deal is I lost the will misfortune, fair and square.
- 32:13Speaker 3: And if I stop, and I've eaten three quarters of
- 32:17Speaker 3: the bag, three quarters of the bag.
- 32:19Speaker 5: And Candace is like stop.
- 32:20Speaker 3: But the problem is, I know you and Poo are
- 32:22Speaker 3: going to be like, well, you're telling me to stop now,
- 32:25Speaker 3: but then think you've had enough.
- 32:26Speaker 4: I think you need a napkin over. We got dressing
- 32:30Speaker 4: and things. I think you've had plenty.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Fair is fair?
- 32:33Speaker 3: You had to not okay, But if I stop, I
- 32:35Speaker 3: don't want to hear in three years from now that
- 32:37Speaker 3: one time when you did the meal, you didn't even
- 32:39Speaker 3: if you need to bank ten of fun.
- 32:41Speaker 2: I barely remember what you did Monday as well.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I don't know who talks like that.
- 32:44Speaker 6: You do.
- 32:45Speaker 3: You didn't even catch the pair set and die. Okay, Well,
- 32:50Speaker 3: I'll have a few more bites than I'm done, and
- 32:52Speaker 3: I feel so queasy.
- 32:53Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll think about it.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Well, you just took in so fast lettuce salad. You're
- 32:58Speaker 4: gonna be bloated.
- 33:00Speaker 5: What's newis what's going on?
- 33:02Speaker 2: Other things you shouldn't need. That's what's going on, guys.
- 33:04Speaker 4: One point six million eggs have been recalled because they
- 33:07Speaker 4: could be contaminated with salmonella.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Let's throw them in here, salmonella salmonilla. Guys.
- 33:14Speaker 4: These were sold in Texas in Kroger and Brookshire's stores,
- 33:18Speaker 4: and so these are white shell and cage free eggs,
- 33:20Speaker 4: but they're also sold under multiple brand names like Simple Truth,
- 33:24Speaker 4: Sun Ups, and Country Morning. They were produced by Midwest
- 33:28Speaker 4: Poultry Services at their farm here in Texas and then
- 33:30Speaker 4: distributed across five other states. So just to heads up,
- 33:34Speaker 4: check your letters, check your eggs, check yourself.
- 33:36Speaker 5: Throw a salmon ell egg in here.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Why don't you while we're at it, Why don't we
- 33:39Speaker 3: just throwing in bowler egg roll in here?
- 33:42Speaker 5: You want one of those? You got one of those?
- 33:45Speaker 2: This is a lot, guy.
- 33:46Speaker 5: Some chicken pox in here too, chickpea, chicken pox bugs? Yeah,
- 33:51Speaker 5: what else you want in here?
- 33:52Speaker 2: Let's talk about something exciting, guys.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Stay Fair of Texas announced Big Text will get a
- 33:56Speaker 4: new fit for the Fair this year. Cavenders and bood
- 34:00Speaker 4: City has been named the official western wear store of
- 34:03Speaker 4: Big Tags. They also worked with resist All to create
- 34:06Speaker 4: a brand new ninety five gallon cowboy hat. Big Text
- 34:10Speaker 4: will debut his new outfit when the State Fair of
- 34:12Speaker 4: Texas opens September twenty fifth.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Text favorite time of year, Candice Big Text.
- 34:20Speaker 6: How are you? I've been better? I'm in a storage
- 34:23Speaker 6: locker right now.
- 34:24Speaker 2: Oh no, it's hot in there.
- 34:25Speaker 6: I bet oh I got ac Oh good. He takes
- 34:28Speaker 6: balls like that, but I did. Here Billy was eating
- 34:32Speaker 6: some of the tailor firms parasites.
- 34:35Speaker 2: You was you want to give him some you know,
- 34:36Speaker 2: moments or words of inspiration.
- 34:38Speaker 6: I will say this, that's what I ate to lose
- 34:40Speaker 6: all my weight. Oh that's why my butt's so flat.
- 34:44Speaker 2: You lost it in your butt?
- 34:45Speaker 6: He did? I lost my butt, But I'm getting new breeches. Good.
- 34:49Speaker 2: I heard and a BBL you said that last year,
- 34:53Speaker 2: Big Tags.
- 34:54Speaker 6: Well it wasn't the budget. I ran out of money
- 34:56Speaker 6: on my HSA account. But I'm I want to do it.
- 35:00Speaker 6: I'm going to the Static Society.
- 35:03Speaker 2: They'll do you right over there, trust me.
- 35:05Speaker 6: And I heard some of them ladies are looking to literally.
- 35:08Speaker 2: All of them are supermodels.
- 35:10Speaker 6: I'm a I'm bringing my corny dog.
- 35:18Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, real quick, guys. The celebrity. I
- 35:26Speaker 2: was telling you about who ended up, you know, vomiting
- 35:28Speaker 2: on Hot Ones.
- 35:29Speaker 4: How this took so long to happen, I don't know.
- 35:31Speaker 4: But Tom Holland was on the show. He was on
- 35:34Speaker 4: with John Burnhal. They were promoting the movie The Honesty.
- 35:37Speaker 6: Right.
- 35:38Speaker 4: He starts coughing and then just lost it. John's back
- 35:41Speaker 4: there yelling take a picture of him. And then afterward,
- 35:44Speaker 4: you know, he said he loves being the first person
- 35:46Speaker 4: to actually vomit on the set of Hot Ones.
- 35:49Speaker 5: That's what I'm about to do.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Well, yeah, person only.
- 35:52Speaker 5: I hope my stomach is churning.
- 35:54Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's wrap this up the bathroom, all right,
- 36:01Speaker 4: I'm Canda Slopez.
- 36:02Speaker 2: Those are your Texas top story.
- 36:04Speaker 6: This is dirty little secret.
- 36:09Speaker 5: I wish you could hear what's going off on off
- 36:11Speaker 5: the air right now.
- 36:12Speaker 3: It's Mix one or two point nine Ability to kid
- 36:14Speaker 3: Candice loom Pants producer Pooh Pooh complaining because I lost
- 36:18Speaker 3: and I only have to eat the parasite lettuce only.
- 36:21Speaker 5: He goes, you never get to wear anything or do anything.
- 36:24Speaker 6: Well.
- 36:24Speaker 4: His punishments are like public embarrassment.
- 36:26Speaker 2: He's on the.
- 36:27Speaker 5: Wheel and that's what it landed. Out, give me the
- 36:28Speaker 5: face tattoos.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Put him on me.
- 36:29Speaker 5: Will that make you feel better? If I have a
- 36:31Speaker 5: parasite and face tattoos, would you feel good?
- 36:33Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 36:34Speaker 5: I probably would. Well get putt on me.
- 36:36Speaker 3: Put him mommy, I will okay, get him go ahead,
- 36:39Speaker 3: dirty little secret is on.
- 36:41Speaker 5: We're fighting behind the scenes.
- 36:44Speaker 2: Can last thirty more minutes, so we're done today.
- 36:47Speaker 5: I mean, I'm trying, but I want to give him
- 36:49Speaker 5: a wedgie in the skirt. I kind of want to.
- 36:56Speaker 3: It's not my fault he had to wear a skirt.
- 36:59Speaker 3: It's not your If I would have lost, you know,
- 37:01Speaker 3: he would have done me wrong. He would have done
- 37:02Speaker 3: something so crazy I would have to wear. So, I mean,
- 37:05Speaker 3: it's just that's life. It's okay, it's fine. I am
- 37:07Speaker 3: starting to sweat a little bit though. The tailor Farm's bag.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Let us that I'm eating right now. It's pretty much done.
- 37:13Speaker 3: I'm pretty much almost finished. I know that I'm trying
- 37:17Speaker 3: to just do the thing and get it done with
- 37:18Speaker 3: and I ate it too fast and it might be
- 37:20Speaker 3: a combination of that and a parasite.
- 37:22Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 37:22Speaker 3: I saw the bag move, no, I swear I saw
- 37:25Speaker 3: it get up and walk across the table. We'll find out, all.
- 37:29Speaker 5: Right, dirty little secret.
- 37:30Speaker 3: If you got one eight three, three seven eight seven
- 37:33Speaker 3: and one o two nine, you have a dilemma slash secret.
- 37:36Speaker 1: I may have created like maybe the dumbest dating problem
- 37:39Speaker 1: like of all time.
- 37:40Speaker 7: Uh oh yeah, give you a little background here, Like
- 37:44Speaker 7: I've been dating, you know, for not too long, Like
- 37:47Speaker 7: I've been on a few days, like you know with
- 37:49Speaker 7: this girl, right, some some things are going really really well,
- 37:53Speaker 7: And honestly, I'm shocked because like she's out of my league,
- 37:56Speaker 7: like she's dropped dead gorgeous and I'm not ugly or
- 37:59Speaker 7: anything like that, but I'm not our level right.
- 38:02Speaker 3: Right, I mean, I don't know if you're maybe you're
- 38:04Speaker 3: underestimating yourself a little bit.
- 38:06Speaker 1: But okay, yeah no, no, you have to see it.
- 38:08Speaker 1: She's like super model. Man, it's crazy, but man must
- 38:11Speaker 1: be nice.
- 38:14Speaker 3: See I can already tell you must be a funny
- 38:16Speaker 3: dude then, because funny will make up for looks.
- 38:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 7: So anyway, yeah, so before we met in person, like
- 38:22Speaker 7: we were like talking online. I'll admit I did a
- 38:26Speaker 7: little social media creeping and I found some like old
- 38:29Speaker 7: pictures of.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Her with an X and the dude was built man,
- 38:32Speaker 1: you know, big arms, broad.
- 38:34Speaker 8: Chests like he was.
- 38:35Speaker 1: He was swow he was.
- 38:37Speaker 5: So this guy's big, he's big.
- 38:39Speaker 7: I'm not fat, right, but I'm definitely not muscular either.
- 38:42Speaker 7: I'm just average, Like I'm the average guy, you know.
- 38:45Speaker 7: So I was, I was scrolling one day and I
- 38:48Speaker 7: got I got targeted by one of those like ridiculous
- 38:51Speaker 7: Instagram ads for a compression shirt with these like built
- 38:56Speaker 7: in muscles and no, no, sir, listen this ship.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Hold on, don't judge me yet. Hold on.
- 39:07Speaker 7: So you got the you know, it's got the fake biceps,
- 39:10Speaker 7: the fake chance, the fake showed the whole nine yards right,
- 39:13Speaker 7: and for some reason, I did it.
- 39:15Speaker 6: I bought it. I knew it.
- 39:20Speaker 3: TikTok I see them. Yeah, I was just gonna say
- 39:22Speaker 3: that I've seen them on TikTok shop. They're basically like, Okay,
- 39:26Speaker 3: let me explain it to candas if she's never seen
- 39:27Speaker 3: It's basically spanks with.
- 39:29Speaker 5: Built in muscles. It enhances. I've never worn one. So, sir,
- 39:34Speaker 5: did you wear this?
- 39:35Speaker 1: Yes? The worst part is that it actually worked.
- 39:40Speaker 6: It worked.
- 39:40Speaker 5: It looked good.
- 39:41Speaker 7: Yeah, it looks like ridiculously convincing under a fitted T shirt.
- 39:47Speaker 1: I wore it on our first date, and then second,
- 39:49Speaker 1: and then the third.
- 39:54Speaker 5: That's a lot.
- 39:55Speaker 7: So on our last date, you know, things started getting
- 39:58Speaker 7: a little uh more fis he started rubbing, Like she
- 40:01Speaker 7: started rubbing me on my chest, and I completely panic
- 40:03Speaker 7: because I really if she kept going, she kept going,
- 40:09Speaker 7: she was about like maybe two seconds away from discovery,
- 40:11Speaker 7: like my muscles were basically a padded bra right. I
- 40:17Speaker 7: stopped it, like I stopped everything, and I came up
- 40:19Speaker 7: with some lame excuse because like I couldn't let her
- 40:22Speaker 7: find out like that, like not at all.
- 40:25Speaker 1: So now I'm sitting here and I'm wondering.
- 40:27Speaker 7: How in the world am I supposed to explain this.
- 40:29Speaker 7: The good news is she's you know, she's obviously into me.
- 40:32Speaker 7: Like that's the good news. But the bad news is,
- 40:35Speaker 7: like I'm about to go from looking like I hit
- 40:37Speaker 7: the gym six days a week to looking.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Like the guy that I actually am.
- 40:42Speaker 5: I mean, there's got to be canus. What's the way
- 40:44Speaker 5: out of this? As a woman? Do you laugh at this?
- 40:46Speaker 5: Did she? Does he embrace this and go listen? I
- 40:48Speaker 5: was wearing a muscle shirt. I don't know.
- 40:50Speaker 2: I think you just get rid of that thing.
- 40:52Speaker 4: Don't ever wear it again, but start hitting the gym.
- 40:54Speaker 2: If you want to feel better about yourself.
- 40:56Speaker 3: Right, maybe what you do is wear like a couple
- 40:59Speaker 3: of shirts under a hoodie. What what listen, I'm just
- 41:03Speaker 3: trying to.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Think of things.
- 41:04Speaker 2: You gotta cut this out. I mean you can't keep
- 41:06Speaker 2: this up obviously.
- 41:07Speaker 3: No, but you also can't go from muscles to a
- 41:09Speaker 3: T shirt and realize like what happened?
- 41:12Speaker 2: But I know, honestly is always the best policy.
- 41:14Speaker 4: You don't want to go into a new relationship with
- 41:15Speaker 4: any like weirdness or secrets or I think it might work.
- 41:18Speaker 3: I think, honestly, you're a funny guy. You have a
- 41:21Speaker 3: good personality. I think it would be hysterical if you're like,
- 41:23Speaker 3: I got to tell you some funny. I was creeping
- 41:24Speaker 3: on your Instagram. I saw your ass.
- 41:26Speaker 5: Oh no, he's a so soldier.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I honestly would like turn me off.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Now.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Can he say, hey, look, don't throw on the Instagram part.
- 41:34Speaker 5: What are you gonna do?
- 41:35Speaker 10: Make up and say his work is sending him somewhere
- 41:37Speaker 10: for like three weeks, no, and then just keeping phone
- 41:41Speaker 10: hold on hear me out, just keeping phone contact with her,
- 41:44Speaker 10: and then three weeks come back as your regular self,
- 41:46Speaker 10: and she's gonna be like, oh, you look like you're losing.
- 41:49Speaker 5: Where's the rest of you?
- 41:50Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the rest of your girl?
- 41:52Speaker 6: Work?
- 41:52Speaker 5: Having me stressed? I know I couldn't get in. Okay, Wow,
- 41:56Speaker 5: I got it.
- 41:57Speaker 1: They don't mind. Your idea was good to me.
- 42:00Speaker 5: I got a better idea. Thank you. I got a
- 42:02Speaker 5: better idea. What you caught? The parasite?
- 42:10Speaker 3: And you disappear for like four or five days, and
- 42:12Speaker 3: you're like.
- 42:13Speaker 5: Man, girl, I got the parasite. I'm sorry, I can't
- 42:16Speaker 5: I'm withering down to nothing. And then you show him.
- 42:19Speaker 5: She's like, oh baby, she's gonna be.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Like, what happened girl?
- 42:22Speaker 5: That parasite?
- 42:23Speaker 3: Just I had some taco bell lettuce and I don't
- 42:26Speaker 3: know what happened. There goes half my muscle.
- 42:32Speaker 5: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
- 42:33Speaker 6: You know?
- 42:34Speaker 5: I like that of mine?
- 42:35Speaker 6: There you go?
- 42:36Speaker 1: Yeah, the parasite.
- 42:37Speaker 5: She can't what she gonna do.
- 42:39Speaker 3: She can't argue with that. And she's like, oh, my
- 42:40Speaker 3: poor baby. He's fighting through the parasite. He's fighting through
- 42:44Speaker 3: the cyclops whatever it's called, psycho explorer. He barely survived,
- 42:48Speaker 3: and he's still texting me and oh, you're gonna make
- 42:51Speaker 3: your baby and they canna be like, I know, I
- 42:52Speaker 3: got to hit the gym though, I'll survive baby.
- 42:55Speaker 10: Yeah, I just feel so bad. I can't work out.
- 42:57Speaker 10: I always want to work out, can't I can't because
- 43:00Speaker 10: I'm too weak. Yeah, and I don't want to wait
- 43:02Speaker 10: in the tam and have an accident.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, you can't do that. Okay, Well,
- 43:07Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do both.
- 43:08Speaker 7: I'm gonna go on the trip for my job and
- 43:11Speaker 7: I'm gonna catch the parasite for the last week.
- 43:13Speaker 1: So that's gonna sit me out by a good month.
- 43:15Speaker 1: I like, I'm good to go when Yeah, she'll be.
- 43:18Speaker 5: Married by the time you figure this out.
- 43:22Speaker 6: I just might.
- 43:22Speaker 5: I might be in the hospital this weekend.
- 43:25Speaker 3: It's mixed one on two point nine Ability to Kid
- 43:28Speaker 3: Candice Loan Paz producer Pooh oh, no, I mean I
- 43:31Speaker 3: lost William misfortune.
- 43:32Speaker 5: I gotta be honest.
- 43:33Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little bit shaky and landed on and
- 43:35Speaker 3: eat a bag of Taylor Farms lettuce and I almost
- 43:38Speaker 3: feel like that little parasite is dancing in my stomach
- 43:42Speaker 3: right now.
- 43:42Speaker 5: Oh, it's churning.
- 43:44Speaker 2: I wonder how long it takes.
- 43:45Speaker 5: It's churning really yep. So we'll see you later.
- 43:49Speaker 3: Have a great weekend doing that, backing that thing up
- 43:52Speaker 3: and oh oh it is, I mean my stomach is like.
- 43:57Speaker 6: It is.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Oh, this says symptimes start about a week after.
- 44:01Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're good. Well see you next week.
- 44:05Speaker 4: I think yeah, about seven days after exit.
- 44:07Speaker 5: We're about to get out of here, Cannice. What do
- 44:09Speaker 5: you got going on this weekend?
- 44:11Speaker 2: Well, we're going to the Rangers game tonight. So that's
- 44:14Speaker 2: exciting you are?
- 44:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a gizz.
- 44:17Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all are going have fun. I probably won't make it.
- 44:22Speaker 3: We'll probably make it to Irving. No, I'll probably make
- 44:25Speaker 3: it to Irving. Have to turn around, turn around, all right?
- 44:30Speaker 5: I think I'm okay. Yeah, I feel better all of
- 44:32Speaker 5: a sudden.
- 44:33Speaker 3: You don't want to hand me some of that Tito's
- 44:34Speaker 3: vodka that'll kill thee I have a great weekend.
- 44:38Speaker 5: Whatever you got going on, be safe. Yeah, we are
- 44:40Speaker 5: going to the Rangers game tonight.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there gonna be out and about big time tomorrow.
- 44:44Speaker 4: So come see me in Fort Worth with idea rise.
- 44:46Speaker 4: I'm going to be actually giving away six hundred backpacks.
- 44:48Speaker 4: So the first six hundred kids who show up with
- 44:51Speaker 4: the parent or guardian. It's the Idea Rise on Cherry
- 44:53Speaker 4: Lane and fort Worth and.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Then I'm a Fat Daddy's for We're gonna have a
- 44:56Speaker 2: little car hangout.
- 44:57Speaker 5: What time are you in fort Worth though?
- 44:59Speaker 3: Eleven to one, eleven to one tomorrow and give out backpacks.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Yes for the Idea Rise. That's awesome. And then your
- 45:04Speaker 3: Fat Daddy's tomorrow night, Yeah, five.
- 45:06Speaker 4: To seven, bring your car Fat Daddy Appetite in Mansfield.
- 45:10Speaker 3: We had the best time ever last time we were there.
- 45:12Speaker 3: So yeah, there's a car show. I might try to
- 45:14Speaker 3: stop by to then come through. Yeah, if I make it,
- 45:16Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I said once again.
- 45:18Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I mean they have a bathroom there
- 45:20Speaker 5: if you need it, Yeah, but not outside. Can we
- 45:23Speaker 5: put a toilet on wheels and I'll pull up on
- 45:27Speaker 5: the car show? You need a pody.
- 45:28Speaker 3: It might be the only way I go anywhere this weekend.
- 45:31Speaker 3: All right, we'll see you later. I have a great weekend.
- 45:32Speaker 3: We'll see you Monday. Bye.