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Cubby Joined A Funeral Line On The Turnpike · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: LIGHTFM could be Christine producer Kristen on this Thursday. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I want to make it jealous.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like Friday for me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm off tomorrow. Sorry, but you're in good hands
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  Speaker 2: with Jack.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we understand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hitting the road.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Virginia Beach, Virginia after the show today,
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  Speaker 1: Me and the family. We're gonna go see Graham, Paul
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  Speaker 1: and Aunt Jinny and Uncle Rob. And we figured we'd
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  Speaker 1: do it this weekend because next weekend a mortal day weekend, craziness, traffic,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to take a three day weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Good plan.
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  Speaker 2: So we're doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Christine, driving home yesterday
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  Speaker 1: on the turnpike, and let me know if this is
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  Speaker 1: frowned upon. But I randomly joined a funeral procession on
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  Speaker 1: the turnpike.
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  Speaker 3: Wait you what? Hang on? So like I've like accidentally
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  Speaker 3: gotten in the middle of one and then I get out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, oh no, I'm sorry, and then you get
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  Speaker 3: out of that lane. You didn't accidentally.
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  Speaker 2: Do that, purposely did it? And here's why.
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  Speaker 3: Purposely?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen many few funeral processions on the turnpike,
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  Speaker 1: and they're normally on the right lane, the slow lane. Well,
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  Speaker 1: yesterday on the turnpike right by Newark Airport, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the middle lane and I'm going fifty seven and it's
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  Speaker 1: by this at this point it's sixty five.
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  Speaker 3: It's not fast enough.
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  Speaker 2: It's not fast enough for me. It was moving slow.
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  Speaker 1: So on the left flying by me are all these cars.
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  Speaker 1: And it took me three or four cars to realize, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they have their hazards on. And then I look ahead
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, there's a hearse and so and
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  Speaker 1: they're going like seventy five eighty. So the far left
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  Speaker 1: lane is flying. I'm like, I gotta get over there.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a funeral procession.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: I'll wait for the last car. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get in the middle of it. I want to like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, cut somebody off. I wait for the last car.
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  Speaker 1: So wait for the last car with the hazards blinking.
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  Speaker 1: So I went to the left lane, I sped up,
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  Speaker 1: turned my hazards on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I joined the procession.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you put your hazards on like you were one,
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  Speaker 3: Like I was one.
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  Speaker 1: Of them, but only only for like thirty seconds. Once
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  Speaker 1: I got past the slow traffic, I went back to
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  Speaker 1: the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Lane and turned my ass how long could be, and
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  Speaker 2: I did pay my respects whoever has passed. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if it was a guy or a girl, but
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  Speaker 2: I thought to myself.
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  Speaker 1: God take care of this whole journey and the people
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  Speaker 1: that had their hazards on and.
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  Speaker 2: God bless them.
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  Speaker 3: So that made it okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I did feel a little guilty, But.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have like at least a solemn face, like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm part of this procession. Let me at least
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  Speaker 3: look sad. I mean play the part.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that. I thought, oh, I have tended windows.
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  Speaker 1: I'm oh, oh, I don't know, but give me a
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  Speaker 1: text at four four three sixty three. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: I was thoughtful.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the morality scale here. I'm really not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Really, But when the whole I didn't go all the
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  Speaker 1: way to the funeral though, well, I went back. I
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  Speaker 1: went back in the middle lane, and I was I
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  Speaker 1: was just surprised to see a procession on the speed lane,
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  Speaker 1: that's the fast lane. I was just a little blown away.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you that hearst was flying. It
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  Speaker 1: must have been seventy five to eighty like producer Kristen's speed,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't keep.
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  Speaker 2: Up with her on the turnpike.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times we're on the turnpike at the
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  Speaker 1: same time and Kristen is like, maybe cracking.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let let's not throw Kristin under the bus, because
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  Speaker 3: you're you're switching focus away from from what you've done here. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: do you know the saying like they might they could,
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  Speaker 3: they would be late to their own funeral.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if it was like.
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  Speaker 3: That kind of good boy thing, you know, and they
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  Speaker 3: were rushing together there. I don't know, Kubby, I think
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  Speaker 3: this is more serious than wedding crashers.
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  Speaker 1: You let me know four four three sixty three on text,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hear from you. And Kristin, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, does not go ninety two. She goes to
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  Speaker 1: speed limit, so I don't want.
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  Speaker 3: To think she goes ninety Well, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe south of eighty five and north of eighty. We're
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  Speaker 1: coming right back with two pretty cool things.
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