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- 0:00Speaker 1: Melvin Douglas and Virginia Bruce star as Dr. Timothy Sterling
- 0:04Speaker 1: and author June Cameron, two travelers bound from a Massachusetts
- 0:08Speaker 1: resort for New York. Their journey takes an unexpected public
- 0:13Speaker 1: turn when a just married sign on their car brings
- 0:16Speaker 1: reporters and front page gossip requiring them to sustain a
- 0:20Speaker 1: marriage neither planned. From Lux Radio Theater, this is The
- 0:24Speaker 1: Doctor Takes a Wife, episode 329, broadcast by CBS on
- 0:30Speaker 1: December 8th, 1941, and adapted from Columbia Pictures' 1940 film.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Edgar Barrier, Lynn Carver, and Ferdinand Meunier are heard in
- 0:40Speaker 1: the supporting cast. Cecil B. DeMille is your host. And now,
- 0:45Speaker 1: the original broadcast.
- 0:49Speaker 2: The Lux Radio Theater. THE END.
- 1:26Speaker 3: THE END.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Throughout America tonight, this inspired music lifts every heart to
- 2:12Speaker 4: new patriotism as all of us join all of you
- 2:16Speaker 4: in pledging full allegiance to our country. We've asked the
- 2:21Speaker 4: Columbia Broadcasting System to interrupt our program tonight with any
- 2:25Speaker 4: important news developments. We here in the Lux Radio Theater,
- 2:29Speaker 4: as well as you who are listening, want to keep
- 2:32Speaker 4: in touch with any and all events bearing upon this
- 2:35Speaker 4: national emergency. In the meantime, this theater carries on as usual, which,
- 2:40Speaker 4: as you know, is one of the oldest and finest traditions.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Of the theater.
- 2:46Speaker 4: Tonight, the Lux Radio Theater... brings you Melvin Douglas and
- 2:50Speaker 4: Virginia Bruce in The Doctor Takes a Wife. A motley
- 2:54Speaker 4: parade of characters from all walks of life constantly pass
- 2:57Speaker 4: in review on the American screen. Rich man, poor man,
- 3:01Speaker 4: beggar man, thief, and every other kind of people that
- 3:03Speaker 4: it takes to make a world. But judging from box
- 3:06Speaker 4: office records, perhaps the most romantic of the whole lot,
- 3:09Speaker 4: for some reason that I'll leave to you, is The Doctor.
- 3:14Speaker 4: He seems to exert even more fascination over the American
- 3:17Speaker 4: people than the cowboy and the aviator. And perhaps Columbia
- 3:21Speaker 4: Picture had this in mind when they filmed The Doctor
- 3:25Speaker 4: Takes a Wife. It's the story of a doctor who
- 3:27Speaker 4: suddenly finds himself married to an author, a beautiful young
- 3:30Speaker 4: lady author, who has just made a fortune out of
- 3:33Speaker 4: a book telling other young ladies the advantages of not
- 3:37Speaker 4: getting married at all. And that's such an embarrassing set
- 3:40Speaker 4: of circumstances that it makes a perfect beginning for a comedy.
- 3:44Speaker 4: This play will put you in the proper frame of
- 3:46Speaker 4: mind to do your Christmas shopping So you'd better get
- 3:49Speaker 4: started on that pretty soon. Because I believe the calendar
- 3:53Speaker 4: shows there are just 14 more shopping days left before Christmas.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Of course, any one of those 14 days could get
- 4:00Speaker 4: off to a very bad start if you suddenly discovered
- 4:02Speaker 4: that you were all out of Lux Flakes. You know,
- 4:06Speaker 4: there are two kinds of flakes that make a white Christmas.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Snowflakes and Lux Flakes. So while you're concentrating on what
- 4:15Speaker 4: you're going to give Uncle George and Aunt Susan... put
- 4:17Speaker 4: a little Christmas cheer in your housekeeping by giving yourself
- 4:20Speaker 4: some Lux Flakes. And now here's The Doctor Takes a Wife,
- 4:24Speaker 4: starring Melvin Douglas as Tim and Virginia Bruce as June,
- 4:28Speaker 4: with Lynn Carver as Marilyn and Edgar Barrier as John Pierce.
- 4:33Speaker 4: The curtain rises for the first act.
- 4:40Speaker 5: I want a copy of Spinsters on Spinish.
- 4:42Speaker 6: No, madam, we have to be rolling on this mission
- 4:44Speaker 6: before noon. I've been doing 10 minutes of my job.
- 4:46Speaker 2: I want two copies of Spinsters on Spinish mailed to
- 4:49Speaker 2: my aunt.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Buy a copy of Spinsters on Spinish, my dear, and
- 4:51Speaker 5: read every word. You'll never look at Harriet. The author's
- 4:53Speaker 5: a bachelor girl.
- 4:54Speaker 7: And they say her book answers everything.
- 4:56Speaker 8: Is this the book that tells you how to put
- 4:58Speaker 8: men in their places?
- 4:59Speaker 5: Give me another copy of Spinsters on Spinish.
- 5:04Speaker 4: The book counter of the John S. Pierce Publishing Company
- 5:07Speaker 4: is like dollar day in a bargain basement. And all
- 5:11Speaker 4: because of one book, Spinster's Aunt Spinach. In the back
- 5:16Speaker 4: of the store sits the happy publisher, his desk littered
- 5:20Speaker 4: with enthusiastic telegrams.
- 5:22Speaker 9: Listen to this, Miss Gray. What H.G. Wells has done
- 5:24Speaker 9: for the amoeba, June Cameron has done for the unmarried
- 5:27Speaker 9: woman in her book, Spinster's Aunt Spinach. And there are
- 5:29Speaker 9: a million wires just like it. Miss Gray, take a telegram.
- 5:32Speaker 9: June Cameron, Lakewood Lodge, cut your vacation short and hurry back.
- 5:36Speaker 9: Have great plans for a sequel.
- 5:40Speaker 4: At Lakewood Lodge, June Cameron hurries across the lobby to
- 5:43Speaker 4: the desk. The clerk is not in sight, so she
- 5:46Speaker 4: bangs the desk bell impatiently. This seems to annoy the
- 5:49Speaker 4: gentleman who is using a telephone at the opposite end
- 5:52Speaker 4: of the desk.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Hey, look, I'm telephoning. Cut it out, will you, please?
- 5:57Speaker 6: Just go right ahead. Don't mind me.
- 5:59Speaker 2: I mean, that thing isn't helping a bit. The connection's
- 6:02Speaker 2: bad enough as it is.
- 6:03Speaker 6: Yes, I know. Everything's inefficient up here.
- 6:05Speaker 10: Coming, Miss Cameron.
- 6:06Speaker 6: I'm checking out. I'm in a terrible hurry. I'd like
- 6:08Speaker 6: to send a telegram to.
- 6:09Speaker 10: New York, please.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Hello?
- 6:10Speaker 11: Dad?
- 6:11Speaker 12: I'm going to have to send it from town.
- 6:12Speaker 10: We don't have that service.
- 6:13Speaker 6: Well, can't you phone it in?
- 6:14Speaker 2: I can't hear you.
- 6:15Speaker 10: Phone's busy at the moment.
- 6:16Speaker 6: What?
- 6:17Speaker 10: Say it again.
- 6:18Speaker 6: But I can't wait. I'm in a hurry.
- 6:20Speaker 12: I'm sorry, miss.
- 6:20Speaker 6: Never mind. Can somebody take my bag?
- 6:23Speaker 12: Yes, ma'am.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Where's your car?
- 6:24Speaker 5: What?
- 6:24Speaker 6: Well, I'm not driving.
- 6:25Speaker 10: Oh, sure.
- 6:26Speaker 12: That's too bad.
- 6:26Speaker 13: If you'd left five minutes ago, you might have made it.
- 6:28Speaker 6: If you're going to tell me there's not another train.
- 6:30Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Dad.
- 6:31Speaker 5: Well, there's another one tomorrow morning.
- 6:32Speaker 6: But I've got to get to New York right now.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Just a moment. Pardon me, but would you mind lowering
- 6:37Speaker 2: your voice? The phone. Thank you. What was that, Dad?
- 6:42Speaker 6: Of all the inefficient hotels I ever had.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Would you mind?
- 6:45Speaker 2: This is long distance.
- 6:46Speaker 6: Then why don't you phone from a booth?
- 6:48Speaker 8: I would if there.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Were a booth. But this happens to be the only
- 6:51Speaker 2: phone that's costing me money. What'd you say, Dad?
- 6:54Speaker 6: Can I hire a car somewhere?
- 6:55Speaker 12: Not in your town, Miss.
- 6:57Speaker 6: Oh, but that's ridiculous.
- 6:57Speaker 10: Will you please keep quiet?
- 6:59Speaker 6: If you were a gentleman, you'd wait till I got through.
- 7:01Speaker 2: I can't carry on this conversation.
- 7:02Speaker 6: You have no right to monopolize the lobby.
- 7:05Speaker 10: What, Dad?
- 7:06Speaker 6: Yes? Of all the stupid things I ever heard of,
- 7:08Speaker 6: this is the worst.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you, Dad, I....
- 7:12Speaker 12: Oh.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Hello, Dad. I'll drive down now. Yes, I'm leaving right away.
- 7:19Speaker 2: See you soon.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Bye.
- 7:20Speaker 12: A little difficult trying to hear, eh, Dr.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Sterling? Well, it calmed down a little when the storm
- 7:24Speaker 2: blew over. Well, goodbye, Mr.
- 7:27Speaker 14: Bird.
- 7:27Speaker 2: See you next year.
- 7:28Speaker 13: Be looking for you, Dr.
- 7:28Speaker 6: Sterling.
- 7:29Speaker 10: So long.
- 7:35Speaker 6: Hello there.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Oh, it's you.
- 7:38Speaker 6: I'm sorry I shouted at you.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't mind. But it's really bad for your
- 7:43Speaker 2: nerve centers. You shouldn't get so excited.
- 7:45Speaker 6: Well, I had a right to be annoyed. Um, is
- 7:48Speaker 6: that your car there?
- 7:49Speaker 2: Yes, it is. But it doesn't pay to get excited, miss.
- 7:51Speaker 2: If you could see the punishment those little cells take.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Which way are you going?
- 7:55Speaker 2: New York.
- 7:56Speaker 6: New York. Oh, that's sweet of you.
- 7:58Speaker 2: What is?
- 7:59Speaker 6: I'll just toss my bag in the car.
- 8:00Speaker 10: But listen.
- 8:00Speaker 6: Well, that's all right. I'll be glad to do it.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Now, wait. I don't want to.
- 8:04Speaker 6: Here we go. My, aren't you kind, though? I like
- 8:17Speaker 6: your car. Of course, it's a little out of date,
- 8:20Speaker 6: but old things are so interesting, aren't they? It's getting
- 8:25Speaker 6: a little chilly. Wouldn't mind if I put on my coat.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Just look out for those boxes back there. Look out!
- 8:29Speaker 2: Look out!
- 8:30Speaker 6: Good heavens, what's that thing? It's a human head.
- 8:34Speaker 9: It is not.
- 8:35Speaker 2: It's a model. And if it's broken, let me see it.
- 8:38Speaker 4: No.
- 8:39Speaker 2: No cracks on that side.
- 8:41Speaker 6: Spitting image of my Uncle Chester.
- 8:43Speaker 2: No cracks on this side. I guess it's all right.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Just be careful of it.
- 8:47Speaker 6: Fond of him, aren't you? Do you always travel together?
- 8:51Speaker 2: I use him yet in my work.
- 8:54Speaker 6: Well, I don't mean to pry into your private life,
- 8:56Speaker 6: but just what is Chester to you?
- 8:59Speaker 2: I teach neuropsychiatry. I'm doing research on migraine headaches. The
- 9:02Speaker 2: head opens up.
- 9:03Speaker 12: Oh.
- 9:04Speaker 6: And just what is a migraine headache?
- 9:06Speaker 2: Blood vessels in the head dilate excessively, causing pressure on
- 9:09Speaker 2: the nerve centers. We go at too fast a pace,
- 9:11Speaker 2: especially women. They're not constituted to take an equal place
- 9:15Speaker 2: in a man's world.
- 9:17Speaker 6: What makes you think it's a man's world? The modern
- 9:21Speaker 6: woman can match you men fiber for fiber and have
- 9:23Speaker 6: a rib left over.
- 9:25Speaker 2: You must have read that someplace.
- 9:27Speaker 6: I did. In a wonderful book called Spinster's Aunt Spinach.
- 9:32Speaker 8: Oh, yes.
- 9:33Speaker 2: The chambermaid at the hotel had a copy. The one
- 9:35Speaker 2: with no forehead. You shouldn't read trash like that.
- 9:39Speaker 6: I didn't read it.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Just as well.
- 9:41Speaker 10: I wrote it.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Oh. Well, sorry.
- 9:45Speaker 6: No, that's all right. I didn't expect you or any
- 9:47Speaker 6: other man to like it. Marriage is no longer the
- 9:49Speaker 6: answer to a maiden's prayer. Standing over a hot stove
- 9:52Speaker 6: is all right for the more backward of our sisters,
- 9:54Speaker 6: but a new kind of woman is coming into her own.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Oh, is that a fact?
- 9:57Speaker 6: Yes. The kind that refuses to subordinate her own personality
- 10:01Speaker 6: to that of the egotistical, domineering male.
- 10:05Speaker 2: The Amazons tried it.
- 10:07Speaker 6: You know, you're the complete picture of the smug male.
- 10:10Speaker 6: You won't discuss it because you know I'm right.
- 10:12Speaker 2: You really can't discuss anything with women. They never have
- 10:14Speaker 2: an open mind.
- 10:16Speaker 6: You're the perfect type. I must remember you for my
- 10:19Speaker 6: second book. Oh, look, would you mind stopping in this town?
- 10:21Speaker 6: I have to send a wire to my publisher.
- 10:23Speaker 2: I'm very anxious to get back.
- 10:25Speaker 6: Oh, it'll give you a chance to rest your nerve centers.
- 10:27Speaker 6: You've been going at a fast clip, you know. On
- 10:28Speaker 6: the straight way back there, you almost hit 30.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Okay. But will you please hurry?
- 10:34Speaker 10: Thanks.
- 10:34Speaker 6: This is awfully important. Oh, there's a telegraph office. You
- 10:37Speaker 6: can park right here.
- 10:37Speaker 2: Well, well. Right in front of the Justice of the
- 10:41Speaker 2: Pieces office. And isn't there a wedding going on?
- 10:44Speaker 6: What of it?
- 10:45Speaker 2: It merely goes to prove that someone didn't read your book.
- 10:48Speaker 6: You haven't heard of any lawyers in Reno starving, have you?
- 10:51Speaker 6: Be right back.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Make it snappy, will you? I'm due in New York
- 10:54Speaker 2: at 7 o'clock. Hey, kid, you want to make a dime?
- 10:58Speaker 6: Sure.
- 10:58Speaker 5: What do I do, mister?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Look, you see this sign?
- 11:01Speaker 6: What's it say? Oh, just married, huh? Mm-hmm.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Hang it on that car over there. The bride and
- 11:06Speaker 2: groom will be out any second, so don't let them
- 11:08Speaker 2: see it.
- 11:08Speaker 6: I won't.
- 11:09Speaker 5: Which car, you say?
- 11:10Speaker 2: That one over there. Go ahead.
- 11:11Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, mister.
- 11:15Speaker 6: Will you take this telegram, please?
- 11:17Speaker 7: Great telegram to John S. Pierce, Pierce Publishing Company, New York.
- 11:22Speaker 7: Driving down today. We'll see you tomorrow. Have a big surprise.
- 11:25Speaker 7: Best regards, June Cameron.
- 11:28Speaker 6: June Cameron, are you, are you the author? Yes, you
- 11:33Speaker 6: How much is the wire, please? Uh, 62 cents. I
- 11:37Speaker 6: read it three times. Did you?
- 11:39Speaker 7: There you are, 62 cents. Oh, it's simply wonderful. I
- 11:43Speaker 7: keep it under the counter. Will you autograph my copy
- 11:45Speaker 7: for me?
- 11:46Speaker 6: Well, certainly. Give it to me. Oh, thank you, Miss Cameron.
- 11:50Speaker 6: Thank you so much. Not at all. You'll see that
- 11:52Speaker 6: my wire is sent immediately? I sure will.
- 11:55Speaker 7: Oh, Miss Cameron, you're probably in a hurry, but I
- 11:58Speaker 7: do want to tell you what this book has done
- 12:00Speaker 7: for me.
- 12:01Speaker 6: It's changed me into a career woman.
- 12:03Speaker 7: I used to feel awful when men didn't insult me,
- 12:06Speaker 7: but now I don't even care.
- 12:08Speaker 6: Fine, you just keep it up.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Hey, are you ready? Let's go.
- 12:11Speaker 6: Coming.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Goodbye.
- 12:13Speaker 6: Goodbye. Goodbye, Miss Cameron.
- 12:14Speaker 10: Hey, Prudence, who's that?
- 12:16Speaker 7: Why, that's June Cameron herself, the author of Spinsters Aren't Spinach.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Spencer, huh? Why don't she practice what she preaches?
- 12:23Speaker 10: She ain't no Spencer.
- 12:24Speaker 6: Why she is so?
- 12:25Speaker 2: Oh, yeah? Well, take a look at the sign on
- 12:27Speaker 2: the car. If that don't say, just married, I can't read.
- 12:31Speaker 6: Just married?
- 12:34Speaker 7: Oh, so that was the big surprise in the telegram. Well,
- 12:37Speaker 7: wait till the newspapers get hold of this, and I'll
- 12:39Speaker 7: tell them, the deserter.
- 12:41Speaker 3: The Deserter.
- 12:48Speaker 6: Will you please toss out my other bag?
- 12:50Speaker 2: Here you are.
- 12:51Speaker 6: Thank heavens I'm home at last.
- 12:52Speaker 2: You're no happier about it than I am.
- 12:55Speaker 6: You men resent the intelligent woman. All you want is
- 12:58Speaker 6: someone to inflate your ego.
- 12:59Speaker 2: The independent but frustrated female. Drop into my class someday.
- 13:03Speaker 2: You're a good specimen.
- 13:05Speaker 6: Thanks for the ride.
- 13:07Speaker 9: Hey, my head.
- 13:09Speaker 2: You've got my head. Come back here.
- 13:10Speaker 10: Hey, come back. You're not going to get away with this.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Where's my head?
- 13:19Speaker 6: I don't know. I left it in the car.
- 13:21Speaker 2: You did not. That head cost me $ 250, and I'm
- 13:24Speaker 2: going to stay right here until you give.
- 13:25Speaker 12: It to me.
- 13:25Speaker 6: Will you please get out of here?
- 13:26Speaker 2: No, you've got my... Oh, there it is.
- 13:29Speaker 6: It is not. That's my hat box. Give it to me.
- 13:31Speaker 2: It is not your hat box. My head's in there.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Let go of it. Oh, now look what you've done.
- 13:37Speaker 2: You've broken the nose.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I thought it was my hat box, really,
- 13:42Speaker 6: but you pulled the box out of my hands.
- 13:44Speaker 2: That's right. The career woman is never to blame. Of
- 13:47Speaker 2: all the ungrateful females, you force your way into my car.
- 13:51Speaker 2: I drive you for 400 miles, pay for the gas
- 13:54Speaker 2: and oil, and then you ruin a $ 250 head.
- 13:57Speaker 6: You don't need that little piece. Chester won't get a
- 13:59Speaker 6: headache in the nose.
- 14:01Speaker 2: All right, I've had enough. If you're going to take
- 14:03Speaker 2: that attitude, you can pay for the trip. Cost me $ 9.
- 14:06Speaker 6: 80.
- 14:06Speaker 2: You owe me half. $ 4. 90.
- 14:10Speaker 6: Run along and correct some papers or something.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Ordinarily, I'm a very calm and peaceful individual. That's because
- 14:17Speaker 2: I have thin earlobes and eyes set wide apart. But
- 14:19Speaker 2: you see these? They're thumbs. Short thumbs. That means I'm stubborn.
- 14:25Speaker 2: And I won't get out of here until I get
- 14:27Speaker 2: my $ 4. 90.
- 14:29Speaker 6: Fortunately, my thumbs show no evidence of pygmy ancestors. But I, too,
- 14:34Speaker 6: can have my obstinate moments, and this is one of them.
- 14:37Speaker 6: What are you doing with that ashtray?
- 14:39Speaker 2: It's mine now. I'll deduct 75 cents for it. That
- 14:42Speaker 2: leaves $ 4. 15, you owe me. Oh, what's this?
- 14:47Speaker 6: That's my paper knife, and you can put it right down.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Well, it's not real silver, is it? No, sorry. The
- 14:53Speaker 2: best I can do on this is a dollar. That
- 14:56Speaker 2: is 3.15, you owe me. Now, what else? What's in
- 15:00Speaker 2: this thing?
- 15:01Speaker 6: That's the liquor cabinet.
- 15:02Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Uh-huh. Scotch. Ten years old, too.
- 15:08Speaker 6: That's more than I can save for you.
- 15:11Speaker 2: This may take care of the balance. Now, let's be
- 15:13Speaker 2: generous and say it's worth 40 cents a drink.
- 15:16Speaker 6: Well.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Here's mud in your eye. I'm wrong. 20 cents.
- 15:31Speaker 9: Now, look, boys, look. I'm John Pierce. I'm Miss Cameron's publisher.
- 15:35Speaker 9: If she's married, I'd know about it because it would
- 15:37Speaker 9: probably be me. I.
- 15:39Speaker 13: All right, but we want the story from her. Is
- 15:41Speaker 13: this where the dame lives?
- 15:42Speaker 9: Yes, sure, but now wait a minute, boys. June's only
- 15:45Speaker 9: been back three hours, and it's late.
- 15:46Speaker 13: Look, the paper said to get a story. We're reporters,
- 15:48Speaker 13: and we've got to get it.
- 15:49Speaker 10: Hey, look, here's the card.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Just married, the sign says.
- 15:51Speaker 10: She did all right. She married a doctor.
- 15:53Speaker 9: Oh, that couldn't be her car.
- 15:54Speaker 2: It isn't her car.
- 15:55Speaker 13: It's her husband's.
- 15:55Speaker 10: Now, look, Mr. Pierce, we don't blame you for wanting
- 15:57Speaker 10: to keep it quiet.
- 15:58Speaker 15: We know that wedding bell means curtains for that next
- 16:00Speaker 15: bestseller of hers.
- 16:01Speaker 8: And we extend our condolences. But the other papers will
- 16:03Speaker 8: happen in a couple of hours, and we've got to
- 16:04Speaker 8: beat them to it.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Come on, now.
- 16:06Speaker 13: Let's go up and get this over with.
- 16:07Speaker 9: Now, believe me, boys, this is ridiculous. If June Cameron's married,
- 16:11Speaker 9: I'm the king of Persia.
- 16:12Speaker 10: Make way for his majesty.
- 16:14Speaker 12: Come on, fellas.
- 16:15Speaker 13: Let's get away from here.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Now, let's see. That makes a balance
- 16:26Speaker 2: of 60 cents, you owe me.
- 16:29Speaker 6: Would you like to take the rest out in aspirin?
- 16:30Speaker 2: Don't interrupt. Marilyn never interrupts. Oh, I haven't told you
- 16:36Speaker 2: about Marilyn, have I? Marilyn's the girl I'm going to
- 16:39Speaker 2: marry as soon as I become a professor.
- 16:43Speaker 6: Look, Hamlet, now that the bill's paid, will you get out?
- 16:47Speaker 2: Very well, if that's the way you feel about it.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Very well. Good day, madam.
- 16:52Speaker 6: Hey, hey, not that way. That's my bedroom.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Good day.
- 16:55Speaker 5: Get out of there. Oh, by heavens, who is it?
- 16:59Speaker 13: Congratulations. Where'd you meet him?
- 17:01Speaker 10: Don't say a word.
- 17:02Speaker 9: What do you think of the matrimonial state?
- 17:04Speaker 2: Well, fellas, please.
- 17:06Speaker 6: Don't tell me what this is all about, Johnny. Just
- 17:08Speaker 6: let me guess. I know. It's a college initiation.
- 17:11Speaker 13: Look, Miss Cameron, we're all losing sleep. Who, where, what,
- 17:13Speaker 13: and why did you get married?
- 17:14Speaker 6: All right, fellas, it's a very funny gag. Now run along,
- 17:17Speaker 6: tip over some milk wagons, and go home.
- 17:19Speaker 13: You see?
- 17:20Speaker 11: You see?
- 17:20Speaker 9: She isn't married. She doesn't know a thing about it.
- 17:22Speaker 6: Listen. Close that door. That's my bedroom.
- 17:24Speaker 10: Now, come on, Miss Cameron. Your husband's in there. What's
- 17:26Speaker 10: his name?
- 17:26Speaker 6: He's not my husband. Johnny, throw these vultures out of here.
- 17:28Speaker 6: They're going to print I'm married.
- 17:30Speaker 9: Who is he, June, that man in there?
- 17:31Speaker 6: He's not my husband. Now, listen to me.
- 17:33Speaker 13: Okay, we'll print that the guy in the bedroom is
- 17:35Speaker 13: not your husband.
- 17:36Speaker 2: No, no.
- 17:38Speaker 9: If you can't do that, it would ruin our reputation. Look, June,
- 17:40Speaker 9: we might as well admit it. The evidence is right
- 17:42Speaker 9: in there. Well, I guess she's married, boys.
- 17:45Speaker 6: Johnny, if you'll just listen.
- 17:46Speaker 10: Thanks, Miss Cameron.
- 17:47Speaker 13: We'll give you a nice, dignified ride.
- 17:48Speaker 10: A photographer will be along later. Be seeing you.
- 17:50Speaker 6: Come on, boys.
- 17:51Speaker 4: Let's get out of here.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Just what was the idea?
- 17:55Speaker 9: Isn't he your husband?
- 17:56Speaker 2: No.
- 17:57Speaker 6: That migraine headache in there gave me a lift, followed
- 17:59Speaker 6: me here, and ended up by passing out. You see,
- 18:02Speaker 6: he's got short thumbs. Oh, never mind. Just get it
- 18:04Speaker 6: through your head. I'm not married.
- 18:06Speaker 9: All right, dear. I believe you.
- 18:07Speaker 6: Fine time to decide that.
- 18:09Speaker 9: No, but don't you see, darling, it was one thing
- 18:10Speaker 9: or another. It's much better the newspapers believe you're married.
- 18:13Speaker 6: But it's not the truth. It'll ruin me.
- 18:15Speaker 9: When my creditors get through with me, I'll have to
- 18:17Speaker 9: sublet my water cooler. Or will I? Wait a minute.
- 18:21Speaker 9: How many spinsters are there in America?
- 18:23Speaker 6: Exactly eight million and some thousands who aren't going to
- 18:26Speaker 6: buy my book.
- 18:26Speaker 9: And how many married women are there?
- 18:28Speaker 6: Oh, there must be practically hundreds.
- 18:29Speaker 10: I've got it.
- 18:30Speaker 9: You're going to write that second book. A book about marriage.
- 18:33Speaker 9: We'll call it, we'll call it, we'll call it Marriage
- 18:36Speaker 9: Ain't Measles.
- 18:37Speaker 6: Oh, Johnny. Johnny, dear, why don't you lie down for
- 18:40Speaker 6: a minute? Whatever it is, it'll go away.
- 18:42Speaker 9: Listen, what you did for the spinsters, you can do
- 18:43Speaker 9: for the housewives. Get the angle, you're converted. America's number
- 18:46Speaker 9: one bachelor girl tastes the fruits of marriage and loves it.
- 18:49Speaker 6: You mean to write a book you want me to
- 18:51Speaker 6: pretend marriage to Dr. Jekyll and then?
- 18:53Speaker 9: Only till you finish the book and then Reno and
- 18:55Speaker 9: you fake a divorce.
- 18:56Speaker 6: You must be pretty deeply attached to me to cook
- 18:59Speaker 6: up such an idyllic arrangement with that medical pot roast.
- 19:02Speaker 9: It isn't that, dear. This is business and terrific. We
- 19:05Speaker 9: can sell a million copies of Marriage Ain't Measles.
- 19:09Speaker 6: Well, um, do you actually think of I wrote a
- 19:11Speaker 6: book on marriage, it would sound.
- 19:13Speaker 9: Oh, I knew you'd come through. Of course it would.
- 19:15Speaker 9: Women would love someone to give them a reason for
- 19:17Speaker 9: why they got married. Glorify the American home. Security, the fireside.
- 19:21Speaker 6: Show them how to keep romance alive. Teach every wife to... Oh,
- 19:24Speaker 6: but what about Junior in there? He'll never go through
- 19:27Speaker 6: with it.
- 19:27Speaker 9: I'll take care of him. I'll be back and talk
- 19:29Speaker 9: to him first thing in the morning.
- 19:30Speaker 14: Morning?
- 19:30Speaker 9: Well, we can't take him out now. There might be
- 19:32Speaker 9: reporters around. They'll think it's a gin marriage. Well, it's
- 19:34Speaker 9: all settled then. Good night, darling. See you tomorrow.
- 19:36Speaker 6: Hey, hey, where am I going to sleep?
- 19:38Speaker 9: How about the couch there?
- 19:40Speaker 6: That's what I thought.
- 19:51Speaker 9: Good morning, June. And how's America's favorite authoress?
- 19:54Speaker 6: I feel like I've slept in a cement mixer.
- 19:57Speaker 12: Where is he?
- 19:58Speaker 6: Junior, how do I know? I guess he's still asleep.
- 20:00Speaker 9: Come on, we'll go see.
- 20:02Speaker 6: Well, there he is, and you can have him.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Wake up.
- 20:06Speaker 10: Wake up, old man.
- 20:07Speaker 6: Huh?
- 20:08Speaker 16: Huh?
- 20:09Speaker 6: Huh?
- 20:10Speaker 2: Hey, what are you doing in my room? Hmm, where
- 20:13Speaker 2: am I?
- 20:14Speaker 6: I can tell you one thing, Goldilocks. You're not in heaven.
- 20:17Speaker 9: But you're a very lucky man. You've made money while
- 20:20Speaker 9: you were asleep.
- 20:20Speaker 6: That's it. Break it to him gently.
- 20:22Speaker 9: Listen to what the morning paper has to say. Public
- 20:24Speaker 9: spinster number one weds. June Cameron turns Benedict Arnold. Marries Dr.
- 20:29Speaker 9: Timothy Sterling in Greenwich.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Dr. Timothy Sterling, huh?
- 20:33Speaker 9: Hey, that's me.
- 20:36Speaker 2: It's a frame-up. Where are my pants?
- 20:38Speaker 6: Don't look at me. I'm not wearing them.
- 20:40Speaker 2: You get out of here.
- 20:41Speaker 9: Run along, dear.
- 20:42Speaker 10: I'll explain the whole thing.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Do that.
- 20:44Speaker 6: But you better be more convincing than I think you are.
- 20:47Speaker 9: Well, you see, Doctor, there's been a slight mix-up, and
- 20:50Speaker 9: everyone thinks you're married to Miss Cameron.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Where are my pants?
- 20:53Speaker 9: And for the time being, it will be convenient for
- 20:55Speaker 9: them to think so. You see, Miss Cameron's writing a
- 20:57Speaker 9: book on marriage.
- 20:58Speaker 2: And you want me to pose as her husband? Oh, no. Besides,
- 21:01Speaker 2: Marilyn might... I'll make it worth your while, Doctor.
- 21:03Speaker 9: Say, 5% of the gross sales, that'll be about.
- 21:06Speaker 2: No, it's all a cheap publicity stunt to sell that
- 21:08Speaker 2: trash she writes. Are you going to give me my pants?
- 21:11Speaker 9: Now, look, old man. I'll make it 10%.
- 21:14Speaker 2: I said no, not for 110%. For the last time,
- 21:17Speaker 2: where am I? Oh, here they are.
- 21:19Speaker 9: Now, let's not be hasty about this. 10% of the
- 21:22Speaker 9: gross sales of that book will be a tidy little sum.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Where's my head?
- 21:25Speaker 12: Huh?
- 21:26Speaker 2: I said, where's my head?
- 21:27Speaker 9: How about the one with your hat on it?
- 21:28Speaker 2: That's not it. The wax head. The one that opens up.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Don't tell me that... Oh, oh, there it is. Now,
- 21:35Speaker 2: if you'll just get out of my way, I'm going.
- 21:37Speaker 9: Now, look, Doctor.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Get out of my way and don't ever bother me again.
- 21:40Speaker 2: If you do, I'll sue you for 10%. Good day. Mr.
- 21:52Speaker 17: DeMille presents Act II of The Doctor Takes a Wife,
- 21:54Speaker 17: starring Melvin Douglas and Virginia Bruce, in just a moment.
- 21:58Speaker 17: But right now, I'm going to take a few seconds to, uh, Well,
- 22:02Speaker 17: to unravel a little yarn with our favorite fashion reporter,
- 22:05Speaker 17: Libby Collins. Say, Libby, what is all this? Isn't knitting
- 22:09Speaker 17: something new for you? I thought you just talked about fashions.
- 22:12Speaker 6: Why, Mr.
- 22:13Speaker 14: Roig, a woman doesn't stop talking when she starts knitting.
- 22:16Speaker 14: As a matter of fact, I brought my knitting along
- 22:18Speaker 14: because that's what I want to talk about.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Knitting, you mean?
- 22:21Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 22:22Speaker 14: Hand knits are smarter than ever now, especially the sort
- 22:24Speaker 14: of thing I'm making, a black sweater. You know, a
- 22:27Speaker 14: black sweater is one of the nicest Christmas gifts I
- 22:29Speaker 14: can think of. They're lovely ones in the stores if
- 22:32Speaker 14: you don't like to knit. They're so smart, and not
- 22:35Speaker 14: just for sports and country wear by any means. They're
- 22:38Speaker 14: just as right for tea or dinner or evening if
- 22:40Speaker 14: you dress them up with a heavy gold or jeweled necklace.
- 22:43Speaker 14: And then they're so practical, so easy to luxe.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Black or bright, luxe does them right.
- 22:49Speaker 14: Yes, and the color needn't run a bit. Of course,
- 22:52Speaker 14: a black sweater needs luxing just as often as a
- 22:54Speaker 14: light one. Nobody wants that horrible feeling of, well, of
- 22:58Speaker 14: not being quite sure about freshness. Frequent luxing makes you sure.
- 23:03Speaker 17: Well, that's easy advice to follow, ladies. You'll have perfect
- 23:06Speaker 17: results if you wash sweaters the new quick lux way.
- 23:10Speaker 17: Here are some do's and don'ts to remember. Do make
- 23:13Speaker 17: a paper pattern the size of your sweater before luxing. Then,
- 23:17Speaker 17: after washing, ease the sweater back to this shape. Do
- 23:21Speaker 17: use lukewarm lux suds. Just squeeze them through, never rub.
- 23:26Speaker 17: Don't use soaps that contain harmful alkali. Don't rub with
- 23:30Speaker 17: cake soaps. These things shrink wool, leave sweaters harsh and matted.
- 23:35Speaker 17: So don't take chances with harsh soaps. Do stick to
- 23:39Speaker 17: new quick luxe flakes for sweaters and all knitted things.
- 23:42Speaker 17: Luxe is so gentle, so fast, so thrifty. It keeps
- 23:46Speaker 17: your pretty washables like new much longer.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Now, Mr. DeMille returns to the microphone.
- 23:53Speaker 4: Act two of The Doctor Takes a Wife, starring Melvin
- 23:56Speaker 4: Douglas as Tim and Virginia Bruce as June. Timothy Sterling,
- 24:05Speaker 4: professor of psychiatry, refuses to play husband to June Cameron,
- 24:09Speaker 4: expert on feminine psychology. Standing on his constitutional right to
- 24:13Speaker 4: remain single, he has left June's apartment in a huff.
- 24:17Speaker 4: He's still in the same huff when he arrives at
- 24:19Speaker 4: the medical building of State University.
- 24:22Speaker 6: State University. Medical building.
- 24:24Speaker 10: Just a moment.
- 24:25Speaker 6: I'll connect you. Oh, hello, Dr. Sterling. Congratulations, Dr.
- 24:30Speaker 5: Sterling.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Get the editors of the Express. The Herald. Get all
- 24:32Speaker 2: the papers. I want to talk to them.
- 24:33Speaker 6: All right, doctor.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Hello, Dad.
- 24:35Speaker 10: Tim, my boy, I've been trying to reach you.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Look, Dad, let me explain. It was all a mistake.
- 24:40Speaker 10: Son, you don't know how happy you've made me. For
- 24:42Speaker 10: a while, I was very much afraid it was going
- 24:44Speaker 10: to be Marilyn.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Huh? Were you?
- 24:47Speaker 12: Yes.
- 24:48Speaker 10: Definitely an inferior mate.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Now, Dad, let me tell you.
- 24:51Speaker 15: Oh, I know how these things happen. Suddenly the right
- 24:53Speaker 15: person comes along and the next thing you're married.
- 24:56Speaker 10: Very wise.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Dad, sit down. I want you to sit down. I've
- 25:00Speaker 2: got something to tell you. It may be a shock.
- 25:01Speaker 15: I've got a little shock for you, my boy, but
- 25:03Speaker 15: a rather pleasant one. I just spoke to Dean Lawton. Congratulations,
- 25:08Speaker 15: Professor Sterling. That's beside the.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Professor... But I thought Dr. Hampshire was going to get
- 25:16Speaker 2: that post.
- 25:16Speaker 15: It was close until this morning. But you know how
- 25:18Speaker 15: the dean feels about marriage. And since you're a married
- 25:21Speaker 15: man and Hampshire.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Isn't... It couldn't be just because I'm married.
- 25:25Speaker 10: It's always been.
- 25:25Speaker 15: A theory of the dean's that the chair of neuropsychiatry
- 25:28Speaker 15: should be held by a married man. A man who
- 25:31Speaker 15: leads a natural, well-balanced life will have a sounder approach
- 25:34Speaker 15: to the study.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Of the unbalanced. Professor Sterling. Oh, that's too bad.
- 25:39Speaker 10: What's the matter, son? Don't you want the professorship?
- 25:41Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I do. But you see, Marilyn's coming in
- 25:44Speaker 2: on the boat in about an hour, and the truth is... Congratulations,
- 25:48Speaker 2: Professor Sterling.
- 25:48Speaker 10: Congratulations.
- 25:50Speaker 2: My boy, Dean Lawton. Congratulations, Professor Sterling.
- 25:57Speaker 10: When can we see the bride?
- 25:58Speaker 2: Oh, any time. Well, that's fine, son.
- 26:01Speaker 10: We'll all drop around tonight.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Hello? Who? Oh, the heralds. No, no, no, no, no.
- 26:10Speaker 2: I didn't want to make a statement. Oh, well, the
- 26:12Speaker 2: reason I called was that Mrs. Sterling and I would
- 26:16Speaker 2: like to take a two-year subscription.
- 26:24Speaker 9: I knew you'd come through, old man.
- 26:26Speaker 2: I knew it.
- 26:26Speaker 9: I know a gentleman when I see one.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Thanks.
- 26:29Speaker 6: Very sweet of you, doctor. But what made you suddenly
- 26:30Speaker 6: change your mind? This morning, the idea of posing as
- 26:33Speaker 6: my husband seemed particularly revolting to you.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Well, don't get the idea I like this. I'm only
- 26:37Speaker 2: doing it because I'm... I'm a gentleman. I don't want
- 26:40Speaker 2: to ruin your career.
- 26:41Speaker 10: Thanks.
- 26:42Speaker 6: But I hope you realize all the inconveniences.
- 26:44Speaker 9: Now, now, the doctor knows what he's doing.
- 26:45Speaker 2: And one thing I want to get straight. Of course,
- 26:48Speaker 2: when you get to Reno, you'll have to take all
- 26:49Speaker 2: the blame. My position at the university, you understand.
- 26:52Speaker 9: Naturally, naturally. We'll paint her black as a coal scuttle.
- 26:56Speaker 6: I can see that chivalry is not dead. It's not
- 26:58Speaker 6: doing so well, but it's not dead.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Another thing. What about Marilyn? Marilyn?
- 27:02Speaker 12: Who's Marilyn?
- 27:02Speaker 2: The boat. I mean my fiancée. Her boat's due now.
- 27:06Speaker 2: How am I ever going to explain this to her?
- 27:08Speaker 9: Oh, just tell her that for the next three months
- 27:10Speaker 9: she's got to believe in you, to trust you, to
- 27:12Speaker 9: use blind faith. You can do it. You know how
- 27:14Speaker 9: to handle women. Don't worry, old man. Don't worry.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry. Marilyn! Marilyn!
- 27:28Speaker 6: Here I am, dear.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Over here. Hello, sweetheart.
- 27:32Speaker 5: Hello, sweetheart. How touching.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Well, darling, what's the matter? Were you seasick?
- 27:36Speaker 5: Look at that.
- 27:37Speaker 4: What?
- 27:37Speaker 5: You know what. This paper. June Cameron, Wed's M.D.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Now, wait, Marilyn. You'll have to trust me. You'll have
- 27:44Speaker 2: to believe in me. That story in the paper.
- 27:46Speaker 6: I'd like to stuff that story down your throat!
- 27:48Speaker 5: Goodbye, Dr.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Sterling. Marilyn, wait, listen! Gangway, gangway there!
- 27:52Speaker 12: Hey, bud, what are you standing there for?
- 27:54Speaker 13: You want to get run over and get killed?
- 27:56Speaker 12: No.
- 27:57Speaker 2: But don't put ideas in my head.
- 28:03Speaker 6: Well, what happened?
- 28:04Speaker 9: Oh, everything's fine. I can tell by his face.
- 28:06Speaker 2: She wouldn't even give me a chance to explain. I
- 28:09Speaker 2: opened my mouth to say something and got the newspaper
- 28:11Speaker 2: pushed in it.
- 28:12Speaker 6: Oh, that's too bad.
- 28:13Speaker 9: Mâché, mâché.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Well, she'll probably cool off after a while.
- 28:16Speaker 6: Well, I think it's darn sweet of you, in spite
- 28:18Speaker 6: of all your trouble, to go through with this.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Well, a gentleman's word is a gentleman's word. Now, if
- 28:24Speaker 2: you'll tell me where I can put my stuff.
- 28:25Speaker 6: Oh, there's room in there for some of your things.
- 28:27Speaker 6: You can have the two top drawers in the bureau.
- 28:29Speaker 9: Oh, darling, he'll need more than that. One drawer's enough
- 28:31Speaker 9: for you.
- 28:32Speaker 6: Oh, certainly. Just throw my things on the floor.
- 28:34Speaker 2: How about my suits?
- 28:35Speaker 9: Hang them right here in the closet. June, you take
- 28:38Speaker 9: your things out. You'll find another place for them.
- 28:39Speaker 6: There's always the icebox. It'll be good for the furs.
- 28:42Speaker 2: Oh, one thing I forgot. That case over there is
- 28:44Speaker 2: full of books. Where do I put them?
- 28:45Speaker 6: Do you think this is a good location for a
- 28:47Speaker 6: branch library?
- 28:49Speaker 2: Well, if you've no objection, I'd like to continue my profession...
- 28:52Speaker 2: I'm preparing a full course of study. Is this my bed?
- 28:56Speaker 6: Oh, yes, yes, the couch. I slept there all last night.
- 28:59Speaker 6: You know, I didn't even know I was sleeping.
- 29:01Speaker 2: That's fine. Then you sleep there.
- 29:03Speaker 6: I was wrong. Chivalry is dead.
- 29:05Speaker 9: Now, darling, uh-uh, don't take that attitude. This is hard
- 29:08Speaker 9: on all of us.
- 29:09Speaker 6: You take my dresser, my closets, and now my bed.
- 29:11Speaker 6: Get out of my way. I'm going to finish this
- 29:13Speaker 6: book in three weeks. There he'll stand, the man you love.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Will you please stop that typing?
- 29:25Speaker 9: What?
- 29:26Speaker 2: I'm doing some important work and it bothers me. And
- 29:28Speaker 2: that muttering, too.
- 29:30Speaker 6: Look, Pasteur, this is the way I work. You'll have
- 29:32Speaker 6: to get used to it.
- 29:33Speaker 2: You realize I'm doing you a favor just being here?
- 29:36Speaker 2: Answer the door.
- 29:37Speaker 6: Why don't we hire a butler, dear?
- 29:39Speaker 10: My dear, I'm so happy.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Oh, hello, dear. I forgot to tell you, dear, a
- 29:47Speaker 2: few of the faculty wanted to drop in and meet
- 29:49Speaker 2: you tonight.
- 29:49Speaker 6: Congratulations, my dear.
- 29:51Speaker 13: I've known Tim ever since he was a little boy.
- 29:53Speaker 2: This is Dr. and Mrs. Nielsen, dear.
- 29:55Speaker 6: Oh, hello.
- 29:57Speaker 9: Here, Mrs.
- 29:57Speaker 10: Sterling, is a little gift.
- 29:58Speaker 2: It's not much, but... Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Dr. Nielsen.
- 30:01Speaker 2: It's a book.
- 30:03Speaker 6: Occupational diseases of the mind. But just what we needed.
- 30:06Speaker 6: You know, I was only saying today that.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Dear, don't you think we'd better make some sandwiches? The
- 30:10Speaker 2: others will be here in a minute. Others?
- 30:12Speaker 6: Isn't that wonderful?
- 30:13Speaker 14: With all she's had to do, making fancy sandwiches.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Can I help? Oh, no, no, thank you. I've got
- 30:19Speaker 6: some cookies. I'll whip up a little coffee.
- 30:22Speaker 9: I'll just take it along, Kim.
- 30:24Speaker 10: I'd like to see the bride.
- 30:28Speaker 6: It's been awfully nice of you, Dr. Lionel, to help.
- 30:30Speaker 10: Why, I've enjoyed it, my dear. What else could I do?
- 30:33Speaker 6: Well, we're just about ready. Coffee's done. Here, you take
- 30:36Speaker 6: these cookies and put a couple on each plate.
- 30:38Speaker 10: I'll give three to the dean. He has a coconut fixation.
- 30:41Speaker 6: That's playing politics.
- 30:42Speaker 15: Well, Tim's professorship's worth an extra cookie.
- 30:45Speaker 10: You know, it's pretty funny.
- 30:46Speaker 15: For years, Tim has been working 14 hours a day
- 30:49Speaker 15: for that professorship.
- 30:50Speaker 10: Finally, he gets it, but not because of his research.
- 30:54Speaker 15: The thing that decides it's a simple little custom called marriage.
- 30:57Speaker 6: Wait a minute. The dean gave Tim the professorship just
- 31:01Speaker 6: because he was married to me?
- 31:02Speaker 12: Of course.
- 31:03Speaker 6: Oh, how unusual. You know, I think the dean deserves
- 31:06Speaker 6: a couple of more cookies.
- 31:15Speaker 17: Ladies and gentlemen, before we continue with our play, the
- 31:17Speaker 17: makers of Lux Flakes switch you to New York for
- 31:20Speaker 17: the latest news developments, direct from CBS.
- 31:29Speaker 11: This is John Daly reporting from the CBS newsroom in
- 31:32Speaker 11: New York. And here are the latest developments in the
- 31:34Speaker 11: war with Japan. The first phase of the Japanese surprise
- 31:37Speaker 11: attack against British and American possessions in the Pacific appears
- 31:40Speaker 11: to be continuing full force. Late reports are sketchy, but
- 31:44Speaker 11: they indicate that the offensive is still favoring the Japanese.
- 31:47Speaker 11: CBS correspondent Tom Worthen reported from Manila a short time
- 31:50Speaker 11: ago that there have been six raids on the Philippines
- 31:53Speaker 11: since the war started, from Luzon in the north to
- 31:56Speaker 11: Mindanao in the south. Manila itself has had three alarms,
- 31:59Speaker 11: but Worthen said no bombs have actually dropped inside the city.
- 32:03Speaker 11: Japanese forces are said to have landed on Lubang Island
- 32:06Speaker 11: near the entrance to Manila Harbor. And Tokyo now claims
- 32:09Speaker 11: the occupation of the American-owned islands Guam and Wake. And
- 32:13Speaker 11: the Japanese maintain that a blow of annihilation was dealt
- 32:15Speaker 11: Hawaii's Pearl Harbor Naval Base in yesterday's initial attack. According
- 32:20Speaker 11: to official Tokyo claims, an American warship has been sunk
- 32:23Speaker 11: off Guam and several American merchant ships have been captured.
- 32:27Speaker 11: Tokyo has not admitted a single naval loss. Meantime, Governor
- 32:30Speaker 11: Poindexter of Hawaii reported a short time ago that Hawaii
- 32:34Speaker 11: has been calm since the first blow. Official American accounts
- 32:37Speaker 11: say that at least 1,500 persons were killed there by
- 32:40Speaker 11: Japanese bomb attacks. The Japanese news agency Domei claimed just
- 32:45Speaker 11: a few minutes ago that almost 300 American planes have
- 32:48Speaker 11: been destroyed in the two-day-old Pacific War. On America's part,
- 32:53Speaker 11: that war became official a little over five hours ago
- 32:55Speaker 11: when President Roosevelt signed the war resolution that had been
- 32:58Speaker 11: passed in Congress with only one dissenting vote. Earlier in
- 33:01Speaker 11: the day, Britain declared war, and Prime Minister Churchill pledged
- 33:05Speaker 11: the full resources of the British Empire in the struggle
- 33:08Speaker 11: with totalitarianism and aggression. Japan now faces not only the
- 33:12Speaker 11: United States and Britain, but these other members as well.
- 33:19Speaker 11: San Salvador, the Dominican Republic, Australia, Honduras, the Free French Government,
- 33:25Speaker 11: and the Greek and Belgian governments in exile. Mexico and
- 33:28Speaker 11: Colombia have broken off diplomatic relations with Japan, and they
- 33:32Speaker 11: are expected in the war tomorrow along with South Africa.
- 33:35Speaker 2: China, which has been fighting Japan.
- 33:37Speaker 11: For four years, is reported preparing a declaration not only
- 33:40Speaker 11: against Japan, but against Germany and Italy. On the West Coast,
- 33:45Speaker 11: air raid preparations are well underway. It's just been reported
- 33:48Speaker 11: that all San Francisco radio stations are now off the
- 33:51Speaker 11: air under orders from federal authorities. CBS correspondent William Slocum
- 33:56Speaker 11: phoned that news from San Francisco just a minute ago.
- 33:59Speaker 11: And since we've been on the air, we have just
- 34:01Speaker 11: received a late bulletin from San Francisco. The News Chronicle
- 34:04Speaker 11: reports that 50 unidentified planes have been sighted flying from
- 34:08Speaker 11: the southwest towards San Francisco. It also reported that all
- 34:11Speaker 11: lights have been blacked out for 10 miles below the metropolis.
- 34:15Speaker 11: That is a bulletin that has just been handed to
- 34:17Speaker 11: me here in New York.
- 34:18Speaker 2: In the CBS newsroom.
- 34:20Speaker 11: Now, a similar order closing all radio stations in Spokane, Washington,
- 34:23Speaker 11: has been issued, and the Army has ordered the evacuation
- 34:26Speaker 11: of all women, children, aged and infirm persons from regions
- 34:29Speaker 11: around Fort MacArthur at San Pedro. In Washington tonight, the
- 34:34Speaker 11: White House announced that President Roosevelt will speak to the
- 34:36Speaker 11: country in a fireside chat at 10 o'clock tomorrow night,
- 34:39Speaker 11: Eastern Standard Time. The White House also said that lease
- 34:42Speaker 11: land aid to Britain and Russia will not be interrupted
- 34:45Speaker 11: by the outbreak of war in the Pacific. At the
- 34:47Speaker 11: same time, Presidential Secretary Stephen Early issued a statement denouncing Germany.
- 34:52Speaker 11: The Nazis, he said, have done everything possible to push
- 34:55Speaker 11: Japan into the conflict. So far, neither Germany nor Italy
- 34:59Speaker 11: has carried out the provisions of the Tripartite Axis Pact
- 35:02Speaker 11: and declared war against the United States. As you know,
- 35:05Speaker 11: the pact said that if any member of the Axis
- 35:07Speaker 11: Alliance becomes involved in war with a power that was
- 35:10Speaker 11: at peace when the pact was signed in 1940, the
- 35:12Speaker 11: other two members would go to the assistance of that member.
- 35:16Speaker 11: The propaganda statements out of Berlin would seem to confirm
- 35:18Speaker 11: the charge made by the White House tonight, though. At
- 35:21Speaker 11: least the Nazis say Japan kept them informed throughout the
- 35:23Speaker 11: preparations for attack in the Pacific. Earlier today, the Rome
- 35:26Speaker 11: Radio said that a state of war exists between the
- 35:28Speaker 11: United States and the Axis powers, but that claim has
- 35:31Speaker 11: not been officially confirmed so far in either Rome or Berlin.
- 35:35Speaker 11: And with the United States united this evening in one
- 35:37Speaker 11: single resolve to destroy Japanese militarism once and for all,
- 35:41Speaker 11: American recruiting officers report that they have been swamped with
- 35:43Speaker 11: men seeking to enlist. Thousands of men in every state
- 35:46Speaker 11: of the Union have volunteered, even demanded, that they be
- 35:49Speaker 11: allowed to serve. Before we leave you, we repeat again
- 35:52Speaker 11: this bulletin which has just come in from San Francisco.
- 35:55Speaker 11: Since we've been on the air, we've received this bulletin.
- 35:57Speaker 11: The News Chronicle in San Francisco reports that 50 unidentified
- 36:00Speaker 11: planes have been sighted flying from the southwest towards San Francisco.
- 36:04Speaker 11: It's also reported that all lights have been blacked out
- 36:07Speaker 11: for 10 miles below the metropolis and over an area
- 36:10Speaker 11: 35 miles along the coast. And that's the latest news
- 36:13Speaker 11: on the Pacific War.
- 36:15Speaker 16: Columbia will interrupt its regularly scheduled programs to bring you
- 36:18Speaker 16: the latest news. Our next scheduled news broadcast will be
- 36:22Speaker 16: at 10 o'clock. And now we return you to the
- 36:24Speaker 16: Lux Radio Theater in Hollywood.
- 36:33Speaker 4: We continue with the second act of The Doctor Takes
- 36:36Speaker 4: a Wife. June is now aware that Tim pretended to
- 36:43Speaker 4: be married only because his professorship was at stake. Tim
- 36:47Speaker 4: has explained the situation to his fiancée, Marilyn, and secured
- 36:50Speaker 4: a complete pardon. For a while, things have been looking
- 36:53Speaker 4: very rosy, but now Tim is again at the boiling point.
- 37:00Speaker 2: All right, now this time you've gone too far. Who
- 37:02Speaker 2: had this picture printed in the paper?
- 37:04Speaker 6: Johnny, you promised me you wouldn't.
- 37:05Speaker 9: Don't blame me. Charlie must have done it.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Look at that. I've never had my arms around her
- 37:08Speaker 2: in my life. I know, old man.
- 37:10Speaker 9: It's what they call a composite photograph. They do it
- 37:12Speaker 9: by putting.
- 37:12Speaker 2: I don't care how they do it. You realize it
- 37:14Speaker 2: took me three solid hours to explain this to Marilyn?
- 37:17Speaker 5: Marilyn, Marilyn.
- 37:18Speaker 6: Would you mind not mentioning her name more than every
- 37:20Speaker 6: other breath?
- 37:21Speaker 2: I'll mention the name of my fiancée as often as
- 37:24Speaker 2: I please. You resent any woman who's feminine. You resent
- 37:28Speaker 2: any woman who doesn't smoke long black cigars and isn't
- 37:31Speaker 2: general manager of a couple of railroads.
- 37:32Speaker 9: No, no, wait a minute, kids.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Furthermore, you've no right to say those things. You've never
- 37:36Speaker 2: even met Marilyn.
- 37:37Speaker 6: Well, she's going to marry you. That gives me a
- 37:39Speaker 6: rough idea.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Now, look, I've got an idea. I can count on
- 37:42Speaker 2: one thing. At least she won't wisecrack through our honeymoon.
- 37:45Speaker 6: Just to make sure, better not wear those green pajamas
- 37:47Speaker 6: you've got hanging in the closet. What?
- 37:49Speaker 10: Hello there. Now, don't tell me you two are having
- 37:52Speaker 10: another quarrel.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Well, she... Mr.
- 37:54Speaker 10: Pierce, are you here again? Yes, sir. Mr. Pierce, did
- 37:58Speaker 10: you ever study chemistry?
- 38:00Speaker 9: No, no, sir.
- 38:00Speaker 15: Well, if you had, you'd know that sometimes two elements
- 38:03Speaker 15: can be placed together successfully. But when a third element
- 38:06Speaker 15: known as a catalytic agent is added, there is frequently
- 38:09Speaker 15: an explosion.
- 38:10Speaker 6: Pop, you can rule him out. He's only an innocent bystander.
- 38:13Speaker 12: Well, no matter.
- 38:14Speaker 15: Tim, I just dropped by to give you a little advice.
- 38:17Speaker 15: When you talk to Burkhart this afternoon, make it clear
- 38:19Speaker 15: that you don't want him to use any of your
- 38:21Speaker 15: research in his new book.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Well, thanks, Dad. I appreciate the advice, but after all, Burkhart's... June,
- 38:26Speaker 2: you'll be along.
- 38:27Speaker 10: See that Tim doesn't get too generous.
- 38:28Speaker 6: Oh, well, I don't think I'm going with him.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Oh, yes, dear. I forgot to tell you that Burkhart's
- 38:33Speaker 2: invited us for the weekend.
- 38:35Speaker 4: You.
- 38:35Speaker 2: We'll be leaving in a few minutes. You'd better start packing, dear.
- 38:39Speaker 10: It'll be an interesting weekend.
- 38:40Speaker 6: Oh, yes, I'm sure.
- 38:42Speaker 15: Yes, they have a 15-year-old daughter. She's just written a
- 38:45Speaker 15: novel and she's dying to read it to you. Well,
- 38:47Speaker 15: I won't hold you up. It's a good seven hours drive.
- 38:50Speaker 6: Goodbye.
- 38:51Speaker 2: Bye, Dad. I'm sorry, I forgot to mention it.
- 38:54Speaker 6: That's all right. I'm not going.
- 38:55Speaker 9: Oh, you've got to go. That father of his will
- 38:57Speaker 9: think you're staying behind because of me.
- 38:58Speaker 6: But I was going to finish the book over the weekend.
- 39:01Speaker 9: Well, you can work up there, darling. It's probably an
- 39:03Speaker 9: idyllic setting. The forest primeval, the winding streams.
- 39:05Speaker 6: And a babbling 15-year-old reading me an enchanting little epic
- 39:09Speaker 6: called Sink or Swim or Sarah Goes Out for Basketball. Oh, no, gentlemen,
- 39:13Speaker 6: I'm not going.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Sink or Swim.
- 39:20Speaker 6: Just to keep the record straight, I'm doing this for Papa,
- 39:23Speaker 6: not for you.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
- 39:25Speaker 6: I think it's just about the most inconsiderate... Is that
- 39:27Speaker 6: a cop after me?
- 39:27Speaker 2: Why, yes. What have I done?
- 39:30Speaker 6: Whatever it is, it can't be for speeding unless the
- 39:32Speaker 6: limit is 12 miles an hour.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Officer, you're making a mistake. I was only.
- 39:36Speaker 10: Okay, no ticket.
- 39:37Speaker 2: I spotted the M.D. license on the car. You a doctor?
- 39:39Speaker 4: Yes.
- 39:39Speaker 10: Well, come on.
- 39:40Speaker 2: There's an emergency case. Follow me.
- 39:41Speaker 12: How soon will it be, doctor?
- 39:48Speaker 2: The baby won't be along for a while yet.
- 39:50Speaker 12: It's mighty kind of you to put yourself out this way,
- 39:52Speaker 12: but I'm sure glad you're here. The missus been having
- 39:54Speaker 12: a lot more trouble than usual.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Oh, most of the time it just seems that way.
- 39:58Speaker 2: I think she'll get along all right. Can you get
- 40:00Speaker 2: me some hot water, Mr.
- 40:01Speaker 6: Martin?
- 40:02Speaker 12: Well, I'm kind of laid up, Doc, my foot. Billy
- 40:04Speaker 12: here's been doing some of the work.
- 40:06Speaker 5: Dad's had his foot banged up for almost a week now.
- 40:09Speaker 2: He has? Well, let me see it. What's wrong with it?
- 40:11Speaker 12: Sort of twisted it.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Hmm, sort of twisted. Yes, maybe you sort of broke it.
- 40:18Speaker 2: I'll take a look at that while I'm here. Where's
- 40:20Speaker 2: your nearest neighbor?
- 40:21Speaker 12: Mrs. Sawyer, about a mile down the road.
- 40:23Speaker 2: We'll have to get her.
- 40:24Speaker 6: Is it anything serious?
- 40:26Speaker 2: Oh, just a baby and a broken ankle. Say, there's
- 40:29Speaker 2: a Mrs. Sawyer down the road. Billy here will show
- 40:31Speaker 2: you where she lives. Would you mind driving down and
- 40:33Speaker 2: getting her? I may need some help. I'd better run
- 40:36Speaker 2: upstairs now. Make it snappy, will you?
- 40:38Speaker 10: Hey, didn't you hear the doc?
- 40:40Speaker 6: What does Pastor think is wrong with me? Huh, miss?
- 40:43Speaker 6: I said, what's wrong with me? I can help. Come on, Billy,
- 40:45Speaker 6: show me where the stove is. Run up and tell
- 40:48Speaker 6: the doctor the water's boiling, will you? Okay. Mr. Martin,
- 40:51Speaker 6: what does the doctor want to use for rags?
- 40:52Speaker 12: Can't you use those over there, miss?
- 40:54Speaker 6: Well, I think you'll want clean ones. This'll do.
- 40:57Speaker 12: You're not going to tear up that dress.
- 40:59Speaker 6: Well, that's all right. Extra one I brought along.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Everything all right down here? Where's Mrs. Sawyer? Couldn't she come?
- 41:05Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't ask her.
- 41:08Speaker 17: Oh.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Say, that's a pretty nice sterilizer there for a homemade job.
- 41:13Speaker 2: Rig it up yourself?
- 41:14Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 41:16Speaker 2: That's your new dress you're tearing out.
- 41:17Speaker 6: You made me look too feminine.
- 41:19Speaker 12: How's your missus, doctor?
- 41:20Speaker 2: Almost any time now. Doc!
- 41:22Speaker 6: Hey, Doc!
- 41:23Speaker 5: Ma says for you to come right away!
- 41:24Speaker 2: All right, son, all right. You better get some more
- 41:27Speaker 2: water at the pump. I'll be needing.
- 41:34Speaker 7: It.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Okay, you can stop pumping now. You're about ready to drop,
- 41:38Speaker 2: aren't you?
- 41:39Speaker 6: Is the baby here?
- 41:41Speaker 2: Yep, safe and sound.
- 41:43Speaker 6: Another president?
- 41:45Speaker 2: No, I'm afraid it's another career woman. I never heard
- 41:47Speaker 2: such kicking and screaming.
- 41:48Speaker 6: Hey, Doc, it's an Indian.
- 41:50Speaker 5: It's all red.
- 41:53Speaker 2: Well, stop worrying, son. It's all right. Well, I guess
- 41:56Speaker 2: it's too late to go to the Burkharts.
- 41:58Speaker 6: Oh, that's too bad. You'll miss your talk with him.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Yes, and you'll miss hearing Sarah goes out for basketball.
- 42:05Speaker 6: How do you feel? You must be pretty exhausted.
- 42:07Speaker 2: Oh, I was just a little scared. That's the first
- 42:10Speaker 2: baby since I was an intern.
- 42:12Speaker 6: Well, with that broken field running you did between the
- 42:14Speaker 6: baby and the ankle, you looked awfully good from where
- 42:17Speaker 6: I sat.
- 42:17Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 42:19Speaker 2: So did you.
- 42:20Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 42:22Speaker 2: You know, sometimes it's nice to have a career woman
- 42:25Speaker 2: around the house. Really? Well, I mean for emergencies.
- 42:29Speaker 12: Oh.
- 42:31Speaker 6: Well, if you're finished here, let's go.
- 42:34Speaker 2: What's the big rush?
- 42:35Speaker 6: The emergency's over, isn't it? And I've got a book
- 42:38Speaker 6: to finish, so I can leave for Reno.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Let's go.
- 42:44Speaker 3: We pause now.
- 42:51Speaker 17: For station identification. This is the Columbia Broadcasting System. After
- 43:13Speaker 17: a brief intermission, Mr. DeMille and Melvin Douglas and Virginia
- 43:16Speaker 17: Bruce will bring us Act Three of The Doctor Takes
- 43:18Speaker 17: a Wife. Meantime, let's listen in, first in a busy office.
- 43:23Speaker 7: Her application can go on file.
- 43:27Speaker 6: She's not the type of girl for this office.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Now, let's look in at a holiday dance.
- 43:38Speaker 6: I wish the boys would ask Ruth to dance. She's
- 43:40Speaker 6: feeling left out.
- 43:45Speaker 2: And last, in a home around the corner.
- 43:50Speaker 6: Hello? Oh, hello, Mary. Who did you say? Oh, my dear,
- 43:55Speaker 6: don't let's have her on the committee.
- 43:57Speaker 17: We all know people like these who aren't as popular
- 44:00Speaker 17: or successful as they might be. And you know, it
- 44:02Speaker 17: seems too bad when just a word or two could
- 44:05Speaker 17: straighten things out.
- 44:05Speaker 6: Well, that sort of word or two is awfully hard
- 44:07Speaker 6: to say, though. No one likes to criticize another person
- 44:11Speaker 6: for lack of daintiness. But the trouble is, We ourselves
- 44:15Speaker 6: can't tell when we offend. That's why it's so important
- 44:18Speaker 6: to take particular care with the things we wear. Under
- 44:21Speaker 6: things especially should be lux every day. Dresses, blouses, and
- 44:25Speaker 6: sweaters often. It's easy to do this too because new
- 44:29Speaker 6: quick lux is so fast. Takes away every trace of
- 44:32Speaker 6: perspiration so quickly. Then you're sure of freshness. Sure too
- 44:37Speaker 6: of keeping dainty things new looking longer. Lux is gentle.
- 44:41Speaker 6: Safe for everything safe in water. With girls who have
- 44:45Speaker 6: a daily luxe habit, here's what happens in offices. I'll
- 44:50Speaker 6: keep her application here on my desk. She's just the
- 44:53Speaker 6: type we want. And at holiday dances. Say, look at
- 45:02Speaker 6: the rush Ruth's getting. My, she's popular. And in homes. Hello? Oh, hello, Mary. Mary?
- 45:14Speaker 6: Who'd you say?
- 45:15Speaker 5: Why, of course we want.
- 45:17Speaker 6: Her on the committee.
- 45:19Speaker 17: Yes, words like that are pleasant to hear. And luxe
- 45:22Speaker 17: girls hear them all the time. Remember, without daintiness, no
- 45:26Speaker 17: other charm counts. So, don't take chances. Use new quick
- 45:30Speaker 17: luxe each day. Now, our producer, Mr.
- 45:34Speaker 2: DeMille. The curtain rises on the third act of The
- 45:36Speaker 2: Doctor Takes a Wife.
- 45:37Speaker 3: The Doctor Takes.
- 45:40Speaker 4: A Wife June's new book has been finished and published
- 45:45Speaker 4: and overnight heads the bestseller list. There's no longer any
- 45:48Speaker 4: reason to keep up the pretense of a marriage. So
- 45:51Speaker 4: Tim and June have packed their belongings and are ready
- 45:54Speaker 4: to move out of the apartment.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's everything. I'll send someone around to
- 46:00Speaker 2: pick up these books. I take them now, but we're
- 46:03Speaker 2: driving up to Marilyn's uncle's for the weekend.
- 46:05Speaker 6: That's all right.
- 46:07Speaker 2: I'm sorry Marilyn insisted on you leaving for Reno tonight.
- 46:11Speaker 6: No, I don't blame her. I'd have done the same thing.
- 46:14Speaker 6: I think she's been pretty decent about the whole thing.
- 46:16Speaker 6: And that goes for you, Doc. Without a husband, the
- 46:20Speaker 6: book never would have been written.
- 46:22Speaker 2: Without a wife, I'd never have been made a professor.
- 46:25Speaker 6: Well, we've spoken our little pieces, so goodbye. Take good
- 46:32Speaker 6: care of Chester.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Goodbye. I hope you and John Pierce will be very happy.
- 46:38Speaker 6: Thanks. And that goes for you and Marilyn. Thanks.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Goodbye. Oh, I forgot to tell you. When we first
- 46:47Speaker 2: started this thing, I said I wanted you to take
- 46:49Speaker 2: the blame for the divorce. I really didn't mean that.
- 46:52Speaker 2: I'd rather you blame it on me.
- 46:53Speaker 6: I will not. A bargain's a bargain.
- 46:55Speaker 2: But it wouldn't look good for you. The other way's simpler.
- 46:57Speaker 6: No, I won't do it.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Look at these thumbs. They're very short.
- 47:03Speaker 2: I'll just say it was cruelty or something. Tell them
- 47:06Speaker 2: I corrected papers in bed. Goodbye, Joan.
- 47:10Speaker 6: Goodbye, Timothy.
- 47:13Speaker 9: Well, hello there, old man.
- 47:15Speaker 10: Hello.
- 47:16Speaker 9: Microscopes all packed?
- 47:17Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 47:18Speaker 9: Well, our little marital conspiracy turned out beautifully for all
- 47:20Speaker 9: of us.
- 47:21Speaker 2: Nobody the wiser.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:23Speaker 2: You know, Pierce, you're a pretty lucky fellow.
- 47:25Speaker 9: Yes, the book's selling like the proverbial hotcakes.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I wasn't talking about the book.
- 47:29Speaker 6: Hmm?
- 47:30Speaker 9: Oh, yes, June's a wonderful woman. Well, bye, Professor.
- 47:33Speaker 2: So long.
- 47:36Speaker 10: Hello.
- 47:37Speaker 9: Does Freda Schultz live here?
- 47:39Speaker 6: You got the wrong.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Oh.
- 47:41Speaker 6: Hello, Johnny.
- 47:42Speaker 9: Here are the railroad tickets, honey. I thought it would
- 47:44Speaker 9: be best to use another name.
- 47:45Speaker 2: How do you like it?
- 47:46Speaker 6: Do I look like Freda Schultz to you?
- 47:48Speaker 2: Let's see. A little.
- 47:50Speaker 9: Don't you see if they find June Cameron in Reno,
- 47:52Speaker 9: it'll kill the book. This way we can sell it
- 47:53Speaker 9: right up to the day you announce the divorce.
- 47:55Speaker 6: You've figured out everything, haven't you, Johnny?
- 47:57Speaker 9: Darling, I'm a very happy man. I just added it
- 48:00Speaker 9: all up. In six weeks we can sell 80,000 copies.
- 48:03Speaker 10: Wow.
- 48:04Speaker 9: What's the matter?
- 48:05Speaker 6: Nothing.
- 48:05Speaker 9: Oh, there must be something.
- 48:06Speaker 6: I said nothing's the matter.
- 48:08Speaker 9: I'll take it.
- 48:09Speaker 12: Good morning.
- 48:10Speaker 13: I'm from the Morning Express. I'd like to see Miss Cameron.
- 48:12Speaker 9: Oh, no interviews today, old man. If you'll phone.
- 48:14Speaker 13: I think she'll see me. Hiya, Miss Cameron.
- 48:17Speaker 6: What do you want?
- 48:18Speaker 13: Didn't you say, Miss Cameron, that you were married in Greenwich?
- 48:20Speaker 6: Why, yes. Strange.
- 48:21Speaker 8: I've just been talking to the license bureau up there,
- 48:23Speaker 8: and they've got no record of it.
- 48:25Speaker 6: Well, you see, it wasn't in Greenwich proper. It was
- 48:27Speaker 6: a little outside.
- 48:28Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a little place by the fork in
- 48:30Speaker 9: the road.
- 48:30Speaker 13: Look, let's stop kidding around. I followed a hunch and
- 48:32Speaker 13: checked up. I happen to know you were never married.
- 48:35Speaker 9: How dare you make such a statement?
- 48:36Speaker 13: If I'm wrong, show me the certificate.
- 48:38Speaker 6: Well, you see, it's in.
- 48:39Speaker 9: It's in my safety deposit box.
- 48:40Speaker 13: Look, you needed that kind of publicity for the book.
- 48:43Speaker 8: I hate to be the guy to kill the golden goose,
- 48:45Speaker 8: but my job is to get news, and this.
- 48:47Speaker 9: Is a great story.
- 48:47Speaker 6: But you can't print it. It's not true.
- 48:50Speaker 8: All right, I'll give you a break. We don't go
- 48:51Speaker 8: to press until midnight. You can show me you're married
- 48:54Speaker 8: before then, I'll kill the story. That's a real break
- 48:56Speaker 8: for you.
- 48:58Speaker 9: You can't print that. Think what it'll do to the book.
- 49:00Speaker 6: Think what it'll do to Tim. They'll throw him out
- 49:01Speaker 6: of his job.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Who cares?
- 49:02Speaker 6: I care. If this comes out, he won't be able
- 49:04Speaker 6: to get a job as a horse doctor. After he's
- 49:07Speaker 6: been so decent with us, you take that selfish.
- 49:09Speaker 9: I didn't mean it that way. It's just that the
- 49:10Speaker 9: copies are already printed.
- 49:12Speaker 6: Your affection for me is touching. The fact that the
- 49:14Speaker 6: tabloids will make me look like a combination of Madame
- 49:17Speaker 6: Du Barry and Cleopatra doesn't make the slightest difference to you.
- 49:20Speaker 12: Oh, that's not it, June.
- 49:20Speaker 9: The prophets... Prophets.
- 49:21Speaker 6: They're important, not people. Here's the future of a really
- 49:24Speaker 6: great man at stake, and you're worrying about carnations for
- 49:27Speaker 6: your buttonhole.
- 49:28Speaker 9: Are you in love with this bumpkin?
- 49:29Speaker 6: Yes, I am in love with him. What do you
- 49:32Speaker 6: think of that?
- 49:32Speaker 3: THE END.
- 49:42Speaker 5: All right, everybody, come and get it. Come on, cookie, dinner.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Marilyn, I wish you wouldn't call me cookie. It sounds silly.
- 49:49Speaker 6: Silly?
- 49:50Speaker 5: But you've always been my cookie.
- 49:52Speaker 2: I know, but in front of other people.
- 49:53Speaker 5: All right, old grouchy. Now, come on, and after dinner,
- 49:56Speaker 5: you're going to stand next to me when I make
- 49:57Speaker 5: my big speech.
- 49:58Speaker 2: Speech? What speech?
- 49:59Speaker 5: I'm going to announce our engagement.
- 50:00Speaker 2: You can't do that. We're not divorced yet.
- 50:03Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell them you're going to be.
- 50:05Speaker 2: But if that gets out, it'll ruin her book.
- 50:07Speaker 5: I don't care. I've risked our happiness long enough because
- 50:10Speaker 5: of her book.
- 50:11Speaker 6: Pardon, Miss Thomas. There's someone at the door who wants
- 50:13Speaker 6: to see you.
- 50:13Speaker 5: Now, cookie, you think that over.
- 50:19Speaker 2: It's you.
- 50:20Speaker 5: What do you want here?
- 50:21Speaker 6: I've got to see Tim.
- 50:22Speaker 5: If you're coming here trying to make trouble.
- 50:24Speaker 6: This is important.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Where is he?
- 50:25Speaker 5: Please go away. You'll spoil everything. This is our engagement party.
- 50:28Speaker 6: Engagement? But you promised to wait till I.
- 50:31Speaker 5: I think we've done more than enough for you.
- 50:32Speaker 6: But this is important to Tim's career.
- 50:34Speaker 5: I feel that I'm equally important to it. Get out.
- 50:38Speaker 6: Ah, southern hospitality.
- 50:41Speaker 3: Marilyn, what about the big surprise?
- 50:45Speaker 6: Come on, Marilyn, what's it all about?
- 50:47Speaker 2: You want to hear your big surprise, Marilyn?
- 50:48Speaker 5: All right, everybody, I'll tell you right now.
- 50:50Speaker 10: Come on, Tim.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Wait, wait, Marilyn, you can't do this.
- 50:53Speaker 5: Quiet, everybody, quiet. Now for the big surprise. I want
- 50:56Speaker 5: you all.
- 50:57Speaker 9: But isn't that Tim's wife?
- 50:57Speaker 5: Look, here comes June Cameron.
- 50:59Speaker 6: What's she doing here? Marilyn, my dear. Hello, Tim, darling.
- 51:03Speaker 6: I'm so sorry to be.
- 51:03Speaker 13: Late, Marilyn.
- 51:04Speaker 5: But you.
- 51:05Speaker 6: Go right ahead with what you were doing. I'll just
- 51:07Speaker 6: sit in a corner and go on with my knitting.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Well, dear, I'd like you to meet all the folks.
- 51:12Speaker 6: Oh, don't bother. We'll all get to know each other.
- 51:14Speaker 5: I have an announcement to make.
- 51:15Speaker 6: Quiet, everyone.
- 51:17Speaker 10: Why, Mrs.
- 51:18Speaker 6: Sterling, is that for you?
- 51:20Speaker 10: Yes.
- 51:21Speaker 6: Quiet. It looks like a baby's booty.
- 51:24Speaker 4: Yes.
- 51:25Speaker 6: You didn't mind if I brought my knitting along, did you?
- 51:29Speaker 6: You know how these things are. Is it for you
- 51:33Speaker 6: and Tim? Of course.
- 51:36Speaker 10: Who else?
- 51:37Speaker 12: Mrs.
- 51:38Speaker 6: Sterling's going to have a baby. No, she's getting her
- 51:41Speaker 6: new baby.
- 51:42Speaker 5: You can't do this to me. I know you're not married.
- 51:45Speaker 6: Oh, how can you.
- 51:48Speaker 5: She's fainted!
- 51:51Speaker 6: Let her face!
- 51:52Speaker 5: Oh, this whole thing's a frame-up!
- 51:54Speaker 2: Marilyn, I don't know anything about this, I swear!
- 51:57Speaker 5: I'll give you five minutes to get out of here.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Dora?
- 52:00Speaker 5: Yes, Miss Thomas? You'll find Dr. Sterling's bags in the
- 52:02Speaker 5: room near the stairs.
- 52:03Speaker 6: He's leaving now.
- 52:05Speaker 5: Tomorrow, have the room fumigated!
- 52:17Speaker 6: And so the reporter just followed his hunch and found
- 52:20Speaker 6: out we really weren't married. That's why I came to
- 52:22Speaker 6: the party.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
- 52:23Speaker 6: Well, what are you going to do about it?
- 52:25Speaker 2: Sure, what is there to do? Congratulations for the cutest
- 52:28Speaker 2: trick of the week.
- 52:29Speaker 6: Well, believe me, I didn't plan it. But when she
- 52:31Speaker 6: told me she was going to announce your engagement, the
- 52:34Speaker 6: cat in me crept out.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Where can I drop you?
- 52:38Speaker 6: Let me off at the first hotel.
- 52:40Speaker 2: I don't know where it'd be around here.
- 52:41Speaker 6: You can ask in that gas station.
- 52:43Speaker 2: That's what I intended doing.
- 52:44Speaker 6: All right, I just suggested it.
- 52:47Speaker 10: Nice night. Fill her up?
- 52:48Speaker 2: No, thanks.
- 52:49Speaker 6: Where's the nearest hotel?
- 52:51Speaker 10: You're looking at it. Sam Appleby Spotless Auto Court. Nice, clean,
- 52:55Speaker 10: soft beds. $ 1. 50 and up.
- 52:58Speaker 2: All right.
- 52:59Speaker 6: Will you take my bag?
- 53:00Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
- 53:01Speaker 6: Well, goodbye.
- 53:05Speaker 2: Goodbye.
- 53:05Speaker 10: This way, ma'am. Cabin's right down here. Thanks. Certainly is
- 53:11Speaker 10: a fine night, isn't it?
- 53:12Speaker 6: Yes, isn't it?
- 53:14Speaker 10: Well, this is your cabin. Go right in.
- 53:18Speaker 6: You can put my bag down there. Anywhere.
- 53:20Speaker 2: All righty.
- 53:21Speaker 10: Now, if there's anything you want, just give me a call.
- 53:24Speaker 10: I'll be up at the gas station.
- 53:26Speaker 6: Thanks.
- 53:27Speaker 10: Good night.
- 53:37Speaker 11: Hey!
- 53:38Speaker 6: Who is it?
- 53:40Speaker 10: Me, Pastor.
- 53:42Speaker 2: Open the window.
- 53:43Speaker 5: Go away.
- 53:45Speaker 2: June, I want to talk to you.
- 53:47Speaker 6: Go away.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Don't be silly. Let me in.
- 53:49Speaker 6: No.
- 53:49Speaker 10: Hey, look.
- 53:50Speaker 2: You see those short thumbs? That means I'm stubborn. Let
- 53:54Speaker 2: me in.
- 53:54Speaker 6: Oh, now listen, Tim.
- 53:56Speaker 2: You listen. June, I promised the people in the apartment
- 54:02Speaker 2: next door that we'd play bridge with them next Thursday.
- 54:06Speaker 2: Can you make it?
- 54:08Speaker 6: Oh, Tim, I think so. Tim, but I'm a career woman.
- 54:13Speaker 6: I'm no good except.
- 54:14Speaker 2: That's right, but you see, this is an emergency.
- 54:17Speaker 6: We'd like to send a wire, please, to the Morning Express.
- 54:27Speaker 6: The message, please? At home, Bungalow 5, Sam Appleby, spotless autocourt.
- 54:32Speaker 6: Marriage certificate number Y87642. Best regards.
- 54:37Speaker 2: And sign it, Dr. and Mrs. Timothy Sterling. Mr.
- 54:55Speaker 17: DeMille and our stars return to the microphone in just
- 54:57Speaker 17: a moment. Now, here's the kind of thing that women
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- 56:23Speaker 2: Now, here's Mr. DeMille with our stars.
- 56:26Speaker 4: The doctor took a wife, but we've persuaded him to
- 56:28Speaker 4: bring her back. So, Melvin Douglas and Virginia Bruce join
- 56:32Speaker 4: us again at this microphone.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Thank you, CB. Well, Virginia, I guess we've done it again.
- 56:36Speaker 6: Certainly looks like it, Mel. Now we'll have to go
- 56:39Speaker 6: after Bill Powell and Myrna Lloyd's wrecking.
- 56:42Speaker 2: I don't want to seem over-curious, but what's this all about? Well,
- 56:46Speaker 2: Virginia and I just got married again. In the play,
- 56:48Speaker 2: I mean.
- 56:49Speaker 6: And it's happened three or four times before on the screen.
- 56:52Speaker 2: So, in 1945, if our luck holds, we hope to
- 56:55Speaker 2: pass Bill and Myrna. That's pretty ambitious, Mel. They've held
- 56:59Speaker 2: the championship for years.
- 57:00Speaker 6: We just want to know whose side you're on, Mr. DeMille.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. If you aren't Forrest, you're a Guinness.
- 57:05Speaker 4: Now, if you really want to know where I stand,
- 57:08Speaker 4: I'm directly behind the eight ball.
- 57:10Speaker 6: Well, in the meantime, why don't you tell us about
- 57:12Speaker 6: next week's play?
- 57:13Speaker 4: Thank you for helping me out, Virginia. Next week's play
- 57:17Speaker 4: was a great success as a Warner Brothers picture. And
- 57:19Speaker 4: before that, as a novel, it led the bestseller list
- 57:22Speaker 4: for months. It's All This and Heaven Too. And our
- 57:27Speaker 4: stars will be two of America's most distinguished dramatic players,
- 57:32Speaker 4: Betty Davis and Charles Boyer.
- 57:37Speaker 9: Yes, yes.
- 57:38Speaker 4: That's the way we feel about it, too. In All
- 57:41Speaker 4: This and Heaven Too, we have a play made to
- 57:44Speaker 4: order for these fine artists. Betty Davis and Charles Boyer
- 57:48Speaker 4: starred in this drama on the screens So those who
- 57:50Speaker 4: saw the picture know that they'll hear two acting performances
- 57:54Speaker 4: of rare power next Monday night.
- 57:56Speaker 2: Congratulations, CB. That's a real dramatic scoop. We'll all be listening.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Good night. Good night. Good night. We can ask you
- 58:05Speaker 2: both to listen. And now, a brief but serious word.
- 58:18Speaker 2: It is war. War to the end.
- 58:22Speaker 4: Japan has asked for it, and America is answering in
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- 58:54Speaker 4: destruction of the Japanese Empire. Our sponsors, the makers of
- 59:05Speaker 4: Lux Flakes, join me in inviting you to be with
- 59:08Speaker 4: us again next Monday night. when the Lux Radio Theater
- 59:12Speaker 4: presents Betty Davis and Charles Boyer in All This and
- 59:17Speaker 4: Heaven Too. This is Cecil B. DeMille saying goodnight to
- 59:21Speaker 4: you from Hollywood.
- 59:33Speaker 17: Melvin Douglas appeared tonight through the courtesy of Metro-Golden-Mare and
- 59:37Speaker 17: is currently seen in their production of Two-Faced Woman. Heard
- 59:42Speaker 17: in tonight's play were Ferdinand Meunier as Tim's father and
- 59:45Speaker 17: Charles Seal, Verna Felton, Dix Davis, Tori Carlton, Gene O'Donnell,
- 59:50Speaker 17: Fred McKay, Edward Marr, Suzanne Curran, Griff Barnett, Frank Penny,
- 59:55Speaker 17: and Boyd Davis. Tune in next Monday night to hear
- 1:00:00Speaker 17: Betty Davis and Charles Boyer in All This and Heaven Too.
- 1:00:04Speaker 17: Our music was directed by Louis Silvers, and your announcer
- 1:00:08Speaker 17: has been Melville Ruick. This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: We leave Lux Radio Theater's December 1941 presentation of The
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Doctor Takes a Wife. Follow Lux Radio Theater for more
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: classic broadcasts.