Latest / Untraditionally Lala / The One About Just Call Me Cowboy Carter & Coachella!
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it is yours truly Lala can't welcome
- 0:08Speaker 1: back to give them La La podcast. We are fresh
- 0:12Speaker 1: off of a fantastic weekend.
- 0:15Speaker 2: I'm exhausted Coachella.
- 0:18Speaker 3: I'm so glad you both went.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Who am I?
- 0:21Speaker 3: Who are?
- 0:21Speaker 4: You should have gone? And I'm very glad that you
- 0:24Speaker 4: did go.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Have you should have? You should not gone? Have gone?
- 0:27Speaker 4: Oh she didn't. She wasn't going to go.
- 0:30Speaker 3: No, I know. But are you saying you wish you
- 0:32Speaker 3: didn't go?
- 0:33Speaker 4: I'm happy she went. I'm glad that she had fun.
- 0:36Speaker 1: She may break this down for you guys on how
- 0:40Speaker 1: this happened, Please do I was going to go with
- 0:45Speaker 1: my ride or die Lisa, my mother, not to Coachella,
- 0:48Speaker 1: but just to the desert. I didn't have my baby
- 0:52Speaker 1: this weekend. I was just gonna go veg right, and
- 0:55Speaker 1: usually the gays my husband's stay with me. And what
- 0:59Speaker 1: happens is I make sure they're well fed, I make
- 1:02Speaker 1: sure they're hydrated, and then I send them out into
- 1:05Speaker 1: the world of Coachella, and then I welcome them the
- 1:08Speaker 1: next morning like a like.
- 1:09Speaker 2: A wife or a mother.
- 1:11Speaker 3: A mother, yeah, a mother.
- 1:13Speaker 1: And I was working out with my friend Slash trainer
- 1:18Speaker 1: on Wednesday, and she was like, maybe I'll go with
- 1:22Speaker 1: you guys just to chill out and if there's parties, like,
- 1:25Speaker 1: I'll go with the husbands. I said, great. Then I
- 1:28Speaker 1: come back down after changing. My mom says, I have
- 1:31Speaker 1: a great idea. Why don't I stay home and allow
- 1:34Speaker 1: you to be a thirty three year old and go
- 1:37Speaker 1: with your friends and go to Coachella. And I was like, well,
- 1:39Speaker 1: I was offered artist passes.
- 1:42Speaker 3: There we go turn that. I mean you ran, because.
- 1:48Speaker 2: So I every year.
- 1:50Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, nah, So we plan this big extravagant
- 1:55Speaker 1: I post on Instagram.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Uh, plan right?
- 1:59Speaker 1: And the next day is the day that we're gonna leave,
- 2:03Speaker 1: and I text everyone I go I'm not going. I'm overwhelmed.
- 2:07Speaker 1: The thought of it all just does not sound fun.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I don't know why I would commit to anything like this.
- 2:12Speaker 2: It is not me.
- 2:14Speaker 1: But you're all more than welcome to still use the
- 2:16Speaker 1: house and have the best time. And my mom was like,
- 2:21Speaker 1: why don't we just take it one step at a time,
- 2:24Speaker 1: like sobriety, how it's one day at a time.
- 2:26Speaker 2: You don't think about the bigger picture.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Let's just get you to Palm Springs because What happens
- 2:30Speaker 1: to my mind, and I'm sure a lot of you
- 2:32Speaker 1: guys can relate, is I start.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Thinking about all the little details and logistics of everything.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Whereas most people will go, oh my gosh, we're gonna
- 2:43Speaker 1: go to Coachella.
- 2:43Speaker 2: It's gonna be so much fun. There's gonna be parties.
- 2:46Speaker 1: This is my outfit, and it ends there just with
- 2:49Speaker 1: excitement and the plan. My mind goes too, we have
- 2:53Speaker 1: to get in the car, and then what if there's
- 2:55Speaker 1: a line, And then what if I want to leave
- 2:57Speaker 1: before everyone else? And what if this outfit isn't cute
- 3:01Speaker 1: enough to go here? Like they're just an overwhelming amount
- 3:05Speaker 1: of just processing in thoughts to where I don't power
- 3:08Speaker 1: down anxiety, Babe.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Why we don't go out? That's where I'm telling you.
- 3:12Speaker 5: We overthink every situation, and we always overthink it into
- 3:17Speaker 5: it going wrong, nothing going right.
- 3:19Speaker 3: But you know that's anxiety. It's worrying about things before they.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Happen, creating a story before it's even there.
- 3:26Speaker 3: I love that Lisa said that.
- 3:27Speaker 1: So we're just gonna get you to Palm Springs. You're
- 3:29Speaker 1: gonna get in the car. Here's some snacks. We're gonna
- 3:33Speaker 1: get you there. I'm gonna Instacart groceries to the house.
- 3:36Speaker 1: If you want to leave, you can leave. If you
- 3:38Speaker 1: want to stay, You're at your own house. And I
- 3:41Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I'm sinking into this, right yeah, And
- 3:45Speaker 1: then I ended up having the best time, and I
- 3:48Speaker 1: the people that I went with, which was obviously part
- 3:51Speaker 1: of part of my Orchipod Brock and Sheena and then
- 3:54Speaker 1: Elaine and Will who were you know, nothing but gracious
- 3:57Speaker 1: welcoming me into their fabulous home because they lived near
- 4:01Speaker 1: the grounds. And again, Coachella is a foreign concept to me.
- 4:07Speaker 1: The last time I went was when I had dark
- 4:10Speaker 1: hair and Dad had just passed away.
- 4:11Speaker 5: So twenty eighteen, yeah, that was my time ever going
- 4:15Speaker 5: nineteen twenty one, No, I think he went the year before.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Was it the year before?
- 4:19Speaker 4: The year before?
- 4:20Speaker 2: I feel like because dad did April twenty first, which
- 4:23Speaker 2: would have been second week, that wouldn't make sense.
- 4:25Speaker 1: But I saw Beyonce. Beyonce was the last person I
- 4:29Speaker 1: saw at CODE.
- 4:30Speaker 3: It was during the whole Lemonade performance.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Right.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I can't speak on that for sure because I remember
- 4:37Speaker 1: I was also still drinking.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Okay, would you have gone that close to after your dad?
- 4:43Speaker 2: That's why. I'm not sure.
- 4:45Speaker 5: Maybe it was different, but I April fourteenth and the
- 4:48Speaker 5: twenty first of twenty eighteen was the last time she performed.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Was that it?
- 4:54Speaker 2: She performed on what day.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Coachella Festival on April fourteenth? Think first of what twenty eighteen?
- 5:04Speaker 5: So did you see winter Da?
- 5:06Speaker 1: I must have probably, And I've never been weekend too, I've.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Always on hers weekend. Wow, So it was like, so
- 5:13Speaker 2: maybe I didn't have dark hair. Do you remember what
- 5:16Speaker 2: you wore?
- 5:18Speaker 4: I do?
- 5:18Speaker 2: And I think I that was the time that I
- 5:20Speaker 2: had space bunds and I was on tom stand of
- 5:23Speaker 2: all shoulders and I like enjoyed it with like like
- 5:29Speaker 2: all the Beyonce lovers that were on the show.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Anyway, moving on, moving, I had a fabulous time. Everyone
- 5:35Speaker 1: treated me like the little baby bird because they knew
- 5:39Speaker 1: one wrong move.
- 5:41Speaker 3: She was with a child, well you had, there's two
- 5:44Speaker 3: baby birds.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Everyone was so sweet about the baby. And there was
- 5:47Speaker 1: this woman, you guys, I loved her. She was at
- 5:51Speaker 1: security because even though I'm pregnant, like I still brought
- 5:54Speaker 1: my butt out, I still got the boobs up. And
- 5:58Speaker 1: this woman who's working security, she goes, you got a
- 6:01Speaker 1: boy or a girl in there, and I was like
- 6:03Speaker 1: a girl, I only I only bring strong female forces
- 6:07Speaker 1: into the world, and she goes, are you Are you
- 6:09Speaker 1: on top or bottom? And I just didn't feel like
- 6:11Speaker 1: getting into the like hold dumber the top, So I go, honey,
- 6:17Speaker 1: I am always on top, call me cowboy Carter.
- 6:23Speaker 2: And these other security dudes, who were way hot by
- 6:26Speaker 2: the way, were like, oh hot, I'm sitting here being.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Like yo, this bump really is getting people a little
- 6:36Speaker 1: like the pregnancy fetishers are out in full disa.
- 6:40Speaker 3: I don't even know if it can be considered a fetish.
- 6:42Speaker 3: I think it's more attractive than not. So now it's
- 6:45Speaker 3: just like the norm for men. Yeah, and maybe women.
- 6:48Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 6:48Speaker 2: She told me I need to get on bottom to
- 6:50Speaker 2: get the boy. I said, really, that's what she said. Really,
- 6:54Speaker 2: they got.
- 6:55Speaker 4: To flip in the stirrup next time.
- 6:56Speaker 3: It's interesting because you've said, never mind, we won't get
- 7:00Speaker 3: into what said when you've talked about previous sex. You're like,
- 7:07Speaker 3: I just laid there, Like I just laid there like
- 7:09Speaker 3: a fish.
- 7:10Speaker 1: People who are lucky to even be breathing my air
- 7:13Speaker 1: let alone looking at me and being inside of me.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Yes, I'm laying there.
- 7:18Speaker 1: But if I'm looking at you going, oh, you're wine,
- 7:21Speaker 1: like I'm putting in work.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Yes, even if it's forty five seconds worth of work.
- 7:27Speaker 1: I'm going to need It's only happened once. If I'm
- 7:30Speaker 1: going to need to pretend like you're someone else, I'm
- 7:34Speaker 1: going to need.
- 7:34Speaker 2: To ceiling shot starve.
- 7:39Speaker 4: That's why girls do that. We're not doing well someone Yeah.
- 7:43Speaker 1: And if you're wondering why my arms are not around you,
- 7:46Speaker 1: because if I feel the body, it's going to ruin
- 7:48Speaker 1: what who I'm picturing arms out?
- 7:51Speaker 5: We always thought you're like, oh, we are doing so well.
- 7:55Speaker 5: We're sending your herd to God.
- 7:58Speaker 2: We're sending to speaking of somebody else, we're pretending you're
- 8:01Speaker 2: Odell Backham. Honey, that.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Too well? Good?
- 8:08Speaker 4: I look after at the camera.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Hold, I don't know about all this.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you guys had fun. You looked like
- 8:19Speaker 3: you had a blast. You were out, you were taking photos,
- 8:22Speaker 3: you were taking content. Ask out how.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Well everyone else got content? I did not have my
- 8:29Speaker 1: phone at all.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Everybody else No.
- 8:32Speaker 1: The one piece of content I got, well, I got
- 8:34Speaker 1: a couple Easton walking in and then a picture of
- 8:37Speaker 1: me in a horrible sun hat.
- 8:41Speaker 2: That was the extent of my content, which anything that
- 8:44Speaker 2: looked I'm like laying there with like a towel around
- 8:47Speaker 2: me and a sun hat and like these old vintage
- 8:50Speaker 2: product glasses.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Was it your sun hat?
- 8:52Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 8:53Speaker 3: Speaking of hats, By the way, this is a quick thing.
- 8:56Speaker 3: I got a comment and someone said, honey, you need
- 8:57Speaker 3: to retire the hats, meaning me, and I need to
- 9:00Speaker 3: tell you really quick, you guys, because of my life
- 9:02Speaker 3: right now, I I fear many many hats coming into play,
- 9:07Speaker 3: and maybe it'll be a bit, you know, maybe each
- 9:10Speaker 3: from now on, each episode will be a different hat,
- 9:13Speaker 3: and only the real ones who are hearing this right
- 9:15Speaker 3: now will know the joke and everyone else will be
- 9:18Speaker 3: the way, why the fuck is she wearing a sun hat?
- 9:20Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Won't say anybody tell you something, honey.
- 9:22Speaker 1: If you're if you're gonna comment on Jessica's hats, submit
- 9:26Speaker 1: a photo and I'm telling you you better fucking look
- 9:28Speaker 1: like Giselle bunch In. Is that how you say her
- 9:30Speaker 1: last name? I think you know, like I am. I'm
- 9:33Speaker 1: sick of people she.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Does jiu jitsu. By the way, Yeah, I don't have
- 9:37Speaker 3: the energy right now. You guys are the mental capacity
- 9:40Speaker 3: to put in to my appearance. I'm not like law Law.
- 9:44Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, she's not like Law shouldn't should never,
- 9:51Speaker 2: she could never. I feel like when I told you
- 9:56Speaker 2: you're wilent today, what are you talking about?
- 10:00Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like.
- 10:01Speaker 3: When you're having the most stressful time of your life,
- 10:04Speaker 3: I look at you and I'm like, why are you
- 10:06Speaker 3: like fully looking amazing or like glam You look good?
- 10:10Speaker 3: And I'm are you high? This is what you're gonna
- 10:12Speaker 3: get from.
- 10:12Speaker 2: For a little bit, you guys, just for a few
- 10:14Speaker 2: are you abusing the MUDs? You're disoriented me, that's a joke.
- 10:20Speaker 2: It's just a joke. You look great, wear hats. As
- 10:24Speaker 2: long as you need a photo of yourself. I would
- 10:28Speaker 2: love to judge your looks.
- 10:30Speaker 1: When people come for our looks, I'm like, I would
- 10:33Speaker 1: love to see what you look like. You have a
- 10:35Speaker 1: lot of fun, but I have a lot of dog photos.
- 10:39Speaker 4: Everybody with a dog photo talking ship, you know what?
- 10:44Speaker 2: Speaking of what you look great? Thank you?
- 10:46Speaker 3: And also it's just it is what it is. Back
- 10:50Speaker 3: to Coachella.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Back to Coachella.
- 10:52Speaker 1: I had a really, really nice time, no doubt, was
- 10:54Speaker 1: absolutely fantastic.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Was it actually No Doubt, the full band. It was
- 11:00Speaker 3: not just Gwen's the full band.
- 11:03Speaker 1: And I heard that there was negotiations happening for Gwen
- 11:09Speaker 1: Stefani to perform on her own allegedly okay.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I also heard that Taylor Swift.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Was supposed to pop up this weekend and perform, and
- 11:18Speaker 1: that did not happen. Though she was there, but she
- 11:21Speaker 1: did not come out. It was like, she's performing with
- 11:24Speaker 1: Lona del Rey. Oh wait, Ice Spices here, She's gonna
- 11:27Speaker 1: pop up there. So again there's like a lot of rumbling.
- 11:29Speaker 1: So this is just something I heard. There were negotiations
- 11:32Speaker 1: happening that Gwen Stefani was her team was fighting to
- 11:36Speaker 1: have her perform just a couple of her hits, and
- 11:40Speaker 1: No Doubt was like absolutely not, this is us or
- 11:46Speaker 1: it's nothing.
- 11:47Speaker 3: No Doubt, And Gwen was like behind that. She was like, no,
- 11:49Speaker 3: I'm that. I don't know, okay, okay, that I don't know.
- 11:52Speaker 3: She was obviously fine with it. I grew up on
- 11:54Speaker 3: No Doubt.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani solo came much later in my time of
- 12:00Speaker 1: listening to great music. I love Gwen Stefani, but I
- 12:04Speaker 1: mean every song that they played it was just like amazing.
- 12:08Speaker 1: And I loved when they played hey Baby, because then
- 12:10Speaker 1: I rabbed my box.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw a lot of that content.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Yeah. I like her. Baby. This baby's wild. She's the
- 12:24Speaker 2: energizer bunny.
- 12:25Speaker 4: Is she moving?
- 12:25Speaker 3: The baby She's gonna be something?
- 12:28Speaker 4: Is she moving?
- 12:29Speaker 2: I feel her every so often.
- 12:31Speaker 1: It's like little butterflies and things like that, which is
- 12:34Speaker 1: a lot of fun to feel. The first time I
- 12:35Speaker 1: ever felt her was on Ocean's third birthday. No, first time, Yep,
- 12:42Speaker 1: she made a little.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Saying happy birthday.
- 12:45Speaker 2: It's not like fingertips going hello.
- 12:47Speaker 3: She probably was doing that. Yeah, especially if she's.
- 12:51Speaker 2: A what did you just say, twinkle fingers?
- 12:54Speaker 5: No, it's twinkled toes. We're keeping yeah, we're keeping her
- 12:58Speaker 5: away from that.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Still, so we could only be so lucky if she
- 13:04Speaker 2: had that bone structure.
- 13:05Speaker 4: All right, I'll give it to you.
- 13:07Speaker 3: She might.
- 13:07Speaker 2: She might.
- 13:08Speaker 1: So that there's that. What were you talking about? A
- 13:11Speaker 1: lot of people? Producer John said that he watched it
- 13:13Speaker 1: on streaming service the No Doubt Concert and Sublime and
- 13:17Speaker 1: was it everything and more? Producer John, did you have
- 13:21Speaker 1: fun watching it?
- 13:22Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 13:23Speaker 4: It was great.
- 13:24Speaker 6: I had a great time. It's I'm honestly, probably better
- 13:26Speaker 6: than going to Coachella. Like you're saying, you're oh, the
- 13:29Speaker 6: sound quality is perfect, and you're sitting there saying you
- 13:32Speaker 6: have anxiety about going. My anxiety was, oh, my god,
- 13:35Speaker 6: Dad's going to go through on time, just so I
- 13:36Speaker 6: can catch a set.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Right, What's what's the streaming quality? Is it high end perfect?
- 13:43Speaker 4: An NFL game? Yep?
- 13:44Speaker 6: I had it on my surround sound in my living.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Room watching an NFL game.
- 13:49Speaker 6: It's four K perfect quality. It's indeed, it's almost like
- 13:52Speaker 6: you're watching a movie.
- 13:53Speaker 5: And that's where I'm saying, this is the first time
- 13:55Speaker 5: in like olmost a decade that Week two of Coachella
- 13:58Speaker 5: is still not sold out. Yes, and because of life,
- 14:02Speaker 5: because of live stream, everybody is. You know, back in
- 14:06Speaker 5: the day you had to go to see these people.
- 14:08Speaker 5: If you didn't go, you missed Coachella.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Well, it also cost an arm and a leg, right,
- 14:13Speaker 1: do you guys? I mean it's a luxury to go
- 14:15Speaker 1: to that festival. We got I think maybe six coffees.
- 14:19Speaker 1: It was one hundred dollars.
- 14:21Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
- 14:23Speaker 5: She got a juice and two burritos for breakfast, like
- 14:26Speaker 5: breakfast burritos and she spent sixty five.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Dollars a frick.
- 14:30Speaker 2: That No, that's what I mean.
- 14:32Speaker 4: It's like, no that, it's that And that's why I
- 14:35Speaker 4: didn't even go to the festival. I just went to
- 14:37Speaker 4: little stream it free.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Well maybe they should start charging like just a little bit,
- 14:42Speaker 2: not a five dollars.
- 14:43Speaker 5: Yeah, you need to do it like the MMA. It's
- 14:46Speaker 5: like a pack you know, the package deal. It's one
- 14:49Speaker 5: hundred dollars for all the fights, charging.
- 14:52Speaker 1: People one hundred dollars to watch a screen. Okay, I
- 14:55Speaker 1: was talking like five bucks admission.
- 14:57Speaker 3: I know, five bucks box.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Great, this is the MMA. So they're getting their heads
- 15:03Speaker 5: knocked in and stuff, so a little bit.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Did you watch the fight?
- 15:05Speaker 4: Yeah? I did watch the fight. It was great.
- 15:09Speaker 3: Here's the thing, things like Coachella. I'm like, yes, you
- 15:13Speaker 3: watch it on streaming because it's expensive, so many people
- 15:15Speaker 3: can't be there. It's an arm and a leg. But
- 15:17Speaker 3: other things that aren't as expensive, lean into the experience,
- 15:21Speaker 3: because that's our future is just behind screens, behind the screen,
- 15:25Speaker 3: behind a screen, if you can go somewhere, go I agree.
- 15:29Speaker 1: And you know what they could lean into is making
- 15:33Speaker 1: it a little bit more exclusive.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I know that that sounds not great.
- 15:37Speaker 3: What do you mean Coachella or the screen making?
- 15:40Speaker 1: If selling out tickets, why don't you tighten up how
- 15:44Speaker 1: many VIP passes there are tights?
- 15:47Speaker 5: But then you have to prices have to go up, right,
- 15:50Speaker 5: If you're going to make less tickets, than have to
- 15:53Speaker 5: go up. So we're complaining it's a luxury at what
- 15:56Speaker 5: it is. If you're going to make it more exclusive,
- 15:58Speaker 5: now we have to pay more.
- 16:00Speaker 1: But our people can are people involved in Coachella complaining
- 16:03Speaker 1: that we haven't sold out. It's like if you're complaining
- 16:06Speaker 1: about being sold out, then up the and because of streaming,
- 16:12Speaker 1: take away this street.
- 16:14Speaker 4: Right.
- 16:14Speaker 2: So there's two ways to do it.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Make it more exclusive, up the prices and have it
- 16:20Speaker 1: a way tighter event, right, yeah, or take away the streaming.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Or make it less exclusive, make it cheaper by coach,
- 16:30Speaker 3: and I don't think I can do it.
- 16:32Speaker 5: Well, that's the reason why they also have it that
- 16:35Speaker 5: at that cost.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Also, can I tell you because influencers are running wild,
- 16:40Speaker 1: like I went with the gusbands, who know all the TikTokers?
- 16:43Speaker 1: I am in that sweet spot generation where like I
- 16:47Speaker 1: don't quite know like most of the people who performed
- 16:50Speaker 1: I had not a one clue wild not like I
- 16:54Speaker 1: knew Ice, Spice Tyler, all the headliners I knew, and
- 16:58Speaker 1: then maybe one name in the many names that were
- 17:02Speaker 1: listed for each day.
- 17:03Speaker 6: Right, And do you think that's a problem with the
- 17:05Speaker 6: Coachella sales to share with the lineup?
- 17:10Speaker 2: I don't know who these people are.
- 17:12Speaker 1: And also, you got these TikTokers running around who are
- 17:14Speaker 1: all expecting expecting free stuff. They've got like tons of
- 17:20Speaker 1: millions of followers right on TikTok and so a lot
- 17:25Speaker 1: of these passes are just being given to people for free,
- 17:29Speaker 1: like artists passes, vip ga.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Doesn't matter.
- 17:34Speaker 1: It's just like someone reaches out to someone and they're like,
- 17:37Speaker 1: they have X amount of millions of followers on socials,
- 17:40Speaker 1: here's a pass. And the generation of TikTokers, which is
- 17:43Speaker 1: below millennials, what are they gen z?
- 17:45Speaker 2: They just expect things.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got a bunch of influencers running around
- 17:50Speaker 1: who didn't pay for anything, right, which great, but you
- 17:55Speaker 1: can't expect to sell out an event or make much
- 17:58Speaker 1: money if you're giving you're giving X amount of passes
- 18:02Speaker 1: away to just be given to these.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Like random there were these group of dudes that.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Were running wild right, and like I literally was like
- 18:12Speaker 1: TikTokers and Leo and Logan were like, they've got like
- 18:16Speaker 1: seventy million followers on TikTok and I'm like, I couldn't
- 18:20Speaker 1: give less of the fuck.
- 18:21Speaker 2: They're annoying.
- 18:24Speaker 1: In combat boots and just thinking they were a list celebrities.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I'm like, can we all take a moment to acknowledge
- 18:31Speaker 1: that none of us are that fucking cool?
- 18:35Speaker 2: The only cool people that are at this festival and
- 18:38Speaker 2: now were obviously like Justin Bieber, Oh by the way,
- 18:42Speaker 2: what by the way.
- 18:44Speaker 1: So I get on for this podcast to just see
- 18:47Speaker 1: what the A listers are doing at Coachella, and I
- 18:50Speaker 1: see page six and there's a bunch of photos and
- 18:53Speaker 1: the way that it's written, you're thinking, like, if you're
- 18:55Speaker 1: an outsider like enorm me, you're reading these and being.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Like, oh, what a fabulous weekend? Scrolling scrolling because you know,
- 19:02Speaker 2: I got to do research for the pod. Sure, And
- 19:04Speaker 2: I come across myself stop, Yeah.
- 19:09Speaker 1: She looking all the holding my belly, looking all kinds
- 19:14Speaker 1: of concerns.
- 19:15Speaker 3: I need to see.
- 19:15Speaker 2: I need to see, so I cannot. I'm so dead.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I look at my face my face. It looks like.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Probably thinking I'm going into early labor because I've walked
- 19:33Speaker 1: five hundred miles And someone called my obi and chopper
- 19:38Speaker 1: him in.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Immediately, like what where am I?
- 19:41Speaker 1: I think for a split second, I looked around, realizing
- 19:44Speaker 1: where I was and had a slight panic.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Right, that was a great outfit. By the way, I
- 19:48Speaker 3: forgot to tell you that loved that dress. Oh my god,
- 19:51Speaker 3: can you you told me this morning? You talked about
- 19:55Speaker 3: an article you came across about everyone just enjoying themselves.
- 19:58Speaker 3: Do you even want to get into that or I'm.
- 20:00Speaker 1: So sick of the freaking internet. By the way, and
- 20:02Speaker 1: by the way, I was shown so much love at Coachella.
- 20:04Speaker 1: I so appreciate every single person that came up and
- 20:08Speaker 1: just like was showing all the love in the world.
- 20:09Speaker 1: And there were these group of girls. And remember I
- 20:12Speaker 1: stay off the internet. The only reason why I know
- 20:14Speaker 1: I'm not getting a lot of love and a lot
- 20:17Speaker 1: of hate, it said, is because I have friends call
- 20:20Speaker 1: me going, how are you doing. I'm very protective of you, Lauren,
- 20:24Speaker 1: and the way people are talking about you, I'm like, okay, well, thank.
- 20:28Speaker 2: You don't know what you're talking about. Assuming it's not good.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Assume me it's not good out there, and I will
- 20:35Speaker 2: still be ignoring.
- 20:37Speaker 1: But this group of girls came up and they were
- 20:39Speaker 1: showing all the love and they were hot tail yeah,
- 20:41Speaker 1: which made me feel good.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Lot of them, there were a lot of hot as
- 20:45Speaker 2: everyone who approached me.
- 20:46Speaker 1: I was like, damn, these a lot of fans looking
- 20:48Speaker 1: pretty good and they're nice. But this group they said,
- 20:52Speaker 1: we're loving you, We've always loved you.
- 20:55Speaker 2: And I was like, that means a lot to me.
- 20:56Speaker 2: I needed to hear that.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Whatever, and they were like, just so you know, the
- 21:00Speaker 1: people who fuck with you are like normal, We're not
- 21:02Speaker 1: in the comment section. The crazies are in the comment section.
- 21:06Speaker 1: The crazies are posting, so just know you have a
- 21:09Speaker 1: lot of people out there, but we're we're just like
- 21:12Speaker 1: saying people.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Were living our lives.
- 21:15Speaker 1: We're just like, we love her so much and we
- 21:17Speaker 1: don't go to the mats in the comment section. And
- 21:19Speaker 1: I was like, yes, okay, I like that because I
- 21:21Speaker 1: would much rather have my people like stay out of it.
- 21:25Speaker 3: You know, how many times do you come across something
- 21:28Speaker 3: that makes you happier, articles, or watch a show. It's
- 21:30Speaker 3: rare and you go and you go, you go, you
- 21:33Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna and bravo for the ones who do,
- 21:35Speaker 3: thank you. But I'm gonna comment the nicest things because
- 21:37Speaker 3: I just really feel the need to tell them this.
- 21:39Speaker 3: It's the people who are sad and they watch and
- 21:43Speaker 3: they go, well, I feel pain about myself and my
- 21:45Speaker 3: pathetic life. So I want to make this person feel
- 21:48Speaker 3: as bad as they can. So I'm gonna go everywhere.
- 21:50Speaker 3: I'm gonna comment on the podcast, on the YouTube, on
- 21:52Speaker 3: their Instagram and it's like, whoa, yeah, focus on your
- 21:56Speaker 3: mental health instead, take the time to do that because
- 22:00Speaker 3: you're sad.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Well, I've told my friends please don't call me to
- 22:03Speaker 1: do a wellness check.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And when you call me and ask me if I'm okay,
- 22:08Speaker 1: and you're protective, and it's like, not good out there. Well,
- 22:11Speaker 1: now you're making my mind run. If I wanted to
- 22:13Speaker 1: see I would go search for it.
- 22:14Speaker 2: So please, like I don't need wellness checks.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Like I'm actually saying before this call, I'm the happiest
- 22:20Speaker 1: I've kind of ever been.
- 22:23Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Out there, and now you have me worried about what's
- 22:27Speaker 4: going on out there?
- 22:28Speaker 1: And for a second my mom. Someone said something in
- 22:31Speaker 1: our group of friends and my mom said, you know,
- 22:34Speaker 1: I just like living in my bubble and I was like.
- 22:37Speaker 2: But actually, we live in reality.
- 22:39Speaker 3: That's what I was telling.
- 22:40Speaker 2: No one cares about what's being talked about unless you
- 22:43Speaker 2: enter the bubble.
- 22:44Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. You keep you always say like
- 22:46Speaker 3: I like living in my bubble, but I'm like a lot.
- 22:49Speaker 3: It's it's the bubble is the negativity. Like if you
- 22:52Speaker 3: go outside of that bubble, people are.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Like, very Hi.
- 22:55Speaker 3: I know vander Pumperle's cool show. I'll say to me,
- 22:59Speaker 3: I wouldn't see why do you guys?
- 23:00Speaker 2: Do really?
- 23:02Speaker 1: Wait?
- 23:02Speaker 3: You work for Wala. I've heard her on the show.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Great girl.
- 23:07Speaker 4: I like it.
- 23:08Speaker 2: I like the I'm staying it like I'm I'm happy
- 23:13Speaker 2: in the real world. Bacon a kid. Yeah, doing the podcast.
- 23:17Speaker 2: By the way, what what did I shouldn't I say
- 23:20Speaker 2: something wrong?
- 23:20Speaker 3: Loose my mind? I just tell your shirt and I'm.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Like, what shirt is she wearing?
- 23:30Speaker 6: Not?
- 23:30Speaker 3: Sorry?
- 23:31Speaker 2: I fucking love fifty cents. Okay?
- 23:35Speaker 1: Wait, and my crush on fifty came shortly after my
- 23:39Speaker 1: obsession with Kobe Bryant when he dropped down to in
- 23:43Speaker 1: the club in his music video, and I remember being
- 23:46Speaker 1: in my parents' bedroom with it on the TV, and
- 23:48Speaker 1: I had to sit down on the bed because I.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Was just wet on my bed.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Throw who is this man?
- 24:02Speaker 3: This man, this hunk of man.
- 24:05Speaker 4: You can do no wrong?
- 24:06Speaker 2: In my eyes.
- 24:08Speaker 3: I love that.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Even when he trolls me and calls me a crack baby,
- 24:14Speaker 1: I'm turned on.
- 24:16Speaker 2: So very very quickly. Yes, I did see.
- 24:20Speaker 1: I follow La times on socials and they posted this
- 24:23Speaker 1: like super cute Coachella twenty twenty four photos of festival fashions.
- 24:27Speaker 1: For some music fans, Coachella doubles as a way to
- 24:30Speaker 1: express their style, with the Empire Polo Club in Indio
- 24:34Speaker 1: acting as one big grass covered runway. I get into
- 24:39Speaker 1: the commons section influencer cringe fest. Coachella fashion is some
- 24:45Speaker 1: of the worst. I used to It used to be
- 24:47Speaker 1: about the music. Now people looking for validation because their
- 24:50Speaker 1: parents didn't hug them enough. So Coachella fashion is uniformly
- 24:55Speaker 1: fucking terrible for attention seeking toddler adults.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Tell me you couldn't get tickets without telling me, you
- 25:00Speaker 3: couldn't get ticket.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Tell me you feel like a fucking loser, and you've
- 25:03Speaker 1: always been a fucking loser without telling me you're a
- 25:05Speaker 1: fucking loser.
- 25:06Speaker 3: It's so pathetic and so sad, and like we're all
- 25:09Speaker 3: just out here trying to survive life, you asshole.
- 25:12Speaker 1: And by the way, all the photos are like so
- 25:14Speaker 1: freaking cute, you know, just having fun, having the best time.
- 25:18Speaker 2: In the world. Well, let me put it this way,
- 25:20Speaker 2: wearing shoes that would break my back even in the
- 25:24Speaker 2: normal world, let alone walking miles in shirt.
- 25:28Speaker 1: I'm like, what you should be doing is coming to
- 25:31Speaker 1: the comment section being like, put this person in Milan,
- 25:35Speaker 1: how are they still standing?
- 25:38Speaker 3: And I realized the irony of me having just said
- 25:41Speaker 3: dragged the Tiktoker's mail crew.
- 25:44Speaker 1: And now I'm like, by the way, no, no, no, by
- 25:47Speaker 1: the way, though, by the way, I'm dragging the TikTokers
- 25:50Speaker 1: because they're not in these streets just having fun. They're
- 25:52Speaker 1: out in these streets getting their contact and acting like
- 25:55Speaker 1: little asshole.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Okay, so we're not talking about those, but the people, no,
- 25:58Speaker 3: Like I saved up to come here, I'm having a blast.
- 26:01Speaker 3: I'm looking fire. Let them live good for you.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Yeah, No, the TikTokers I'm dragging them because like, you're
- 26:08Speaker 2: kind of rude. You're rude. I don't like you're mean
- 26:12Speaker 2: to the person in front of me who's making us tacos.
- 26:15Speaker 3: Yeah, ask you where they are?
- 26:16Speaker 1: Well, I don't know these seven people waiting for their tacos,
- 26:19Speaker 1: So like stopping an asshole.
- 26:21Speaker 2: We don't like the assholes, right, So God, I drag
- 26:24Speaker 2: you in. You're a dick.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I.
- 26:26Speaker 5: Need a lot of people who they felt like they
- 26:28Speaker 5: were meant to be there, supposed to be there, you know.
- 26:32Speaker 3: Meant what do you mean You're welcome?
- 26:34Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome that I came to this event for whomever.
- 26:38Speaker 3: Like they were very like, that's just the way it's
- 26:41Speaker 3: sublimes here and you're welcome. I'm here. Yeah, like when
- 26:45Speaker 3: Stefani's on this ground, so yet here.
- 26:47Speaker 4: I am, right, T Pain, I want to see T Pain.
- 26:50Speaker 4: You got to see. It was so sick. He's saying
- 26:55Speaker 4: he really did all the best ones? Did he? Oh,
- 26:58Speaker 4: all of the good ones he did? I'm sprung.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, he did?
- 27:05Speaker 4: He did them all? And that was at the Celsius event.
- 27:09Speaker 5: Wow, but yeah, no, it was it was a separate event.
- 27:13Speaker 4: I didn't even go to Coachella. I just went.
- 27:15Speaker 1: He didn't go to Coachella. You just went to the parties,
- 27:17Speaker 1: which a lot of people do.
- 27:18Speaker 3: I would have done that. I would have been there
- 27:20Speaker 3: with you next year.
- 27:21Speaker 2: So like, we can't say way better when you've never
- 27:24Speaker 2: been to the.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Better, way better, way better. I can already tell. I
- 27:29Speaker 4: can already tell.
- 27:30Speaker 1: That is because they have fantastic musical guests at a
- 27:34Speaker 1: lot of these parties.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Shan't Tell. Jeffries was there.
- 27:36Speaker 2: She did the DJ Shan Teller Sean Tell doesn't matter.
- 27:40Speaker 2: She's hot and.
- 27:41Speaker 4: Very Jeffries is what we call her. Sexy Jefferies.
- 27:44Speaker 2: She is sexy Jeffries, right, she's so hot.
- 27:47Speaker 5: I saw her like she was walking, taking like a
- 27:49Speaker 5: little photo shoot, and I was.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Like, okay, before we move on from my knees buckled.
- 27:58Speaker 1: This whole time, I've been worried about getting me laid.
- 28:00Speaker 1: I think we need to worry about getting late.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Now.
- 28:05Speaker 2: I know how you feel. I want to shove me
- 28:09Speaker 2: into a cannon and shoot me to another planet. Okay, Okay, okay,
- 28:14Speaker 2: because he's lucky. Okay, I don't have to give DJ
- 28:22Speaker 2: James Kennedy of credit.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Okay, let's hear did you see his thing?
- 28:28Speaker 4: What that video? It's you guys at the reunion?
- 28:32Speaker 1: Yes, and he says, I'm going to be any season four,
- 28:35Speaker 1: I think, And he goes, I'm going to be playing
- 28:37Speaker 1: at Coachella one day. I've got big I've got big
- 28:39Speaker 1: dreams or something like that. And he performed at Neon Carnival.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And for those of you who don't know what Neon
- 28:44Speaker 1: Carnival is, it is the biggest party of Coachella. Like
- 28:49Speaker 1: you cannot get tickets. It is wristbands, they have, they
- 28:55Speaker 1: had buster rhymes. I really, really really wanted to make it.
- 28:59Speaker 1: He didn't on until two am, which I think had
- 29:03Speaker 1: I not been pregnant, I would have really fucking rallied
- 29:07Speaker 1: my ass off to make sure that I saw it,
- 29:10Speaker 1: just because it was such a monumental moment. I had
- 29:13Speaker 1: been walking all day and I gotta be honest, like
- 29:15Speaker 1: tummy started cramping. I do have the umbilical hernia out
- 29:19Speaker 1: that starts like feeling very uncomfortable. It was a lot
- 29:22Speaker 1: of walking, so I just wasn't physically able to make it.
- 29:26Speaker 1: But I'm so fucking proud of him. He is a star.
- 29:30Speaker 1: And listen to this, So this is in page six,
- 29:33Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey locking lips at Neon Carnival
- 29:37Speaker 1: after backstage PDA and then by the way, and I
- 29:41Speaker 1: witnessed from the in from inside the event, says Vanner.
- 29:44Speaker 1: Pompable star James Kennedy was DJing at this very moment,
- 29:48Speaker 1: unclear of his music helped set the mood. Let me
- 29:51Speaker 1: tell you, James Kennedy's music sets all the moods.
- 29:54Speaker 3: He's god, he is where he's not happy for you, James, James,
- 29:58Speaker 3: that's incredible. Congrats, what is amazing accomplishment. And we can't
- 30:02Speaker 3: wait to see you there next year.
- 30:04Speaker 1: I know, well he's djaying at he's opening for a
- 30:09Speaker 1: very big.
- 30:09Speaker 2: DJ at Stage Coach, at Stage.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Coach, where I will see him because I will be
- 30:14Speaker 1: there in a very different environment.
- 30:16Speaker 4: I've never been to Stage Coach.
- 30:17Speaker 2: The stage coming to Stage Coach this year.
- 30:19Speaker 4: Isn't it most during the day and then at night
- 30:21Speaker 4: it's There's.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Like Neon Carnival still exists at Stage Coach. They still
- 30:25Speaker 1: do the whole thing. But let's keep in mind, we're
- 30:26Speaker 1: taking mom, Mom, I have a one year old going
- 30:30Speaker 1: with us. Like it's going to be very I'm still.
- 30:32Speaker 1: I told Danielle, I was like, still dressing with my
- 30:36Speaker 1: butt out and my bump as you should.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Stage coach is country.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dropping triple b's on these hose.
- 30:44Speaker 3: All right, that's that's gonna be fine. You guys will
- 30:53Speaker 3: be at the Country festival that weekend, and I think
- 30:55Speaker 3: I will be at Sick New World, which is metals,
- 30:57Speaker 3: so it'll be different.
- 30:58Speaker 4: W where's that at.
- 31:02Speaker 6: John's going to be there too, Jess and I will
- 31:04Speaker 6: be in circle pits all.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Day, mosh pits, circle pits.
- 31:07Speaker 6: Circle pits, sweaty, sweaty circle pits, running in a circle producer.
- 31:13Speaker 3: John, Are you vi P?
- 31:14Speaker 2: Or no?
- 31:15Speaker 3: No? I'may good, you're We're with the US the real.
- 31:20Speaker 6: Okay, it could up create us the vi P if
- 31:22Speaker 6: you would like.
- 31:23Speaker 2: By the way, though, g A might as well have
- 31:26Speaker 2: been vi P. I'm like, who are all you people
- 31:28Speaker 2: in my section?
- 31:30Speaker 4: Really?
- 31:30Speaker 2: For real?
- 31:31Speaker 4: Though?
- 31:31Speaker 3: Oh like vi P might as well have been g A.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Like there was a bunch of okay, okay.
- 31:36Speaker 5: Okay, well that was so Night one. I don't know
- 31:38Speaker 5: if you guys noticed, but Night one not for coach.
- 31:42Speaker 1: VIP should be right by the stage, is what I
- 31:44Speaker 1: think is it not no g a first come, first serve.
- 31:47Speaker 3: We're way in the back.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't easier to get drinks and things like that.
- 31:52Speaker 3: Who cares? What do you mean artists pass? So an
- 31:55Speaker 3: artist pass you couldn't get up to the artist.
- 31:57Speaker 2: Pass was like side stage. No.
- 32:01Speaker 4: But I can't not how many.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Nights people on the ground and still justice packed like sardines.
- 32:05Speaker 2: I was like, I don't understand.
- 32:09Speaker 5: But everybody would go up because they'd go, here's your band,
- 32:12Speaker 5: you'd put it on, slip it on, you'd go up,
- 32:15Speaker 5: and then you would just like hand it down to
- 32:17Speaker 5: your buddy.
- 32:18Speaker 4: I saw so many people doing that.
- 32:20Speaker 5: Yeah, like I didn't even know, but like they'd walk
- 32:23Speaker 5: out and then they would just like attack flip the
- 32:25Speaker 5: band down, and then they'd just like give them like
- 32:27Speaker 5: a handshake and then they'd slip it on and then
- 32:29Speaker 5: walk up.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Why didn't you.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Say that when I was talking about how that why
- 32:33Speaker 1: they're not making money because they're giving pass the way Nope,
- 32:35Speaker 1: people are sneaking in.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Well, so we're not making money.
- 32:39Speaker 5: So night one that was happening. Night two, they started
- 32:42Speaker 5: to like cinch it for you. Oh, usually give you
- 32:47Speaker 5: the band so you'd put it on, but it was
- 32:49Speaker 5: up to you to cinch. I think they found that
- 32:52Speaker 5: out so night too. They literally grabbed my wrists and
- 32:54Speaker 5: just like cinched it all the way up and I
- 32:57Speaker 5: was like, yes, night too, for what just like on
- 33:00Speaker 5: on so nylon, And then I think they learned.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't make it into Nylon either.
- 33:07Speaker 4: I didn't make it anywhere. But then again, I made
- 33:09Speaker 4: it to the festival. I did not do that.
- 33:12Speaker 1: I was second trimester in the pool, looking like a
- 33:16Speaker 1: whole snack by the.
- 33:17Speaker 5: Way, because remember that snack is looking good.
- 33:21Speaker 2: To no but like you go anywhere where it mattered, mister.
- 33:27Speaker 2: I didn't get into the festival. Only the parties.
- 33:30Speaker 4: Could have could have we got on a whole list.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Snuck snuck, We could have snuck a sneak. What your
- 33:37Speaker 2: name is?
- 33:41Speaker 1: Before we move on to all the fun things, First
- 33:45Speaker 1: of all, I want to give a shout out to
- 33:46Speaker 1: give them all a podcast.
- 33:47Speaker 2: We've officially made it. We have trolls in the comments.
- 33:53Speaker 2: That's how you know?
- 33:54Speaker 4: What did they say? I don't, I don't know.
- 33:56Speaker 2: I started.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Okay, it sucks because now I have to avoid I
- 33:59Speaker 1: used to go into the comment section on the podcast
- 34:01Speaker 1: page and like interact with people because it was happy
- 34:04Speaker 1: and safe there.
- 34:05Speaker 2: It is not safe.
- 34:06Speaker 1: We've made it. The pod is officially on the map.
- 34:10Speaker 1: We have trolls, and now I can't go even go
- 34:12Speaker 1: in there.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry for that. You know what, We and
- 34:15Speaker 3: we never do this because we don't need to because
- 34:18Speaker 3: we know that you know you friends, love everyone.
- 34:21Speaker 2: But if you.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Feel up to it, and you're scrolling through the stuff
- 34:25Speaker 3: and you go, I'm gonna leave a nice comment, go
- 34:26Speaker 3: ahead and do that because.
- 34:28Speaker 2: On the podcast page, yeah, on the podcast page yeah yeah.
- 34:31Speaker 4: And on the YouTube anyway.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Yeah, blow it up, baby. I saw that.
- 34:40Speaker 3: We have an Abby and Britney update, but go say, okay.
- 34:44Speaker 2: We're gonna move on to that. I just want to
- 34:45Speaker 2: put this out there real quick.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Goofy, Yes, Goofy, Goofy the Dot. Goofy is being sued
- 34:52Speaker 1: for negligence inflicts inflicting trauma in Disneyland collision. Something happened.
- 34:59Speaker 1: I didn't the article I just read is this. Goofy
- 35:03Speaker 1: and Disneyland are named in a lawsuit.
- 35:05Speaker 3: This is a one time that I wish you didn't
- 35:08Speaker 3: just read the headline because I think we need a
- 35:09Speaker 3: few more details.
- 35:10Speaker 2: All right, well, was he a mascot? I saved the link.
- 35:14Speaker 1: A woman has sued Disneyland and an unnamed employee in
- 35:18Speaker 1: a Goofy costume, claiming the character actor hurt her in
- 35:22Speaker 1: a fall and then.
- 35:23Speaker 2: It says, oh, Goofy, what have you done now?
- 35:27Speaker 1: Katerina emian Amon Redfern Griffin was bent over tying her
- 35:33Speaker 1: daughter's shoes during a trip to Disneyland in April twenty
- 35:36Speaker 1: twenty two when a park employee dresses Goofy, the klutzy
- 35:41Speaker 1: but lovable cartoon canine barreled straight into her, according to
- 35:46Speaker 1: the lawsuit. Then she claims he fell on top of
- 35:49Speaker 1: her with all of his weight, driving in driving her
- 35:53Speaker 1: into the hard cement floor. Griffin suffered severe, traumatic, debilitating,
- 35:59Speaker 1: and permanent fahysical injuries from the collision, along with emotional
- 36:04Speaker 1: This is where emotional emotional pain and suffering.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Here's the thing, goof He was in the bad in
- 36:10Speaker 3: the wrong Goofy. You gotta watch where you're going, even
- 36:13Speaker 3: though it's probably hot and you're in that costume.
- 36:17Speaker 1: He was probably me tell you something. This girl is
- 36:20Speaker 1: a bitchy. This girl is a fucking square. Could you
- 36:24Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you have a lot of injuries that
- 36:27Speaker 1: I'm sure Disney would pay for. I don't think we
- 36:30Speaker 1: need to go to the lawsuit route for you to
- 36:32Speaker 1: say emotional pain and suffering.
- 36:36Speaker 2: You know what I wish?
- 36:36Speaker 1: I wish I could say Goofy fell on top, Like
- 36:40Speaker 1: if he popped an implant, I'd be like, yo, Disney,
- 36:42Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta pay for my new boob job.
- 36:45Speaker 1: And I also want him bigger, so you'll have to
- 36:47Speaker 1: upgrade him as well. Watch that's my for my dental
- 36:50Speaker 1: you know, like I get it. He's in this giant
- 36:52Speaker 1: matt pay for it. Yeah, Okay, Yeah, I want to know,
- 36:57Speaker 1: and I want to know that if there's long term
- 36:59Speaker 1: effects of my injuries. I know it was an accident.
- 37:02Speaker 1: I'm sure Goofy didn't mean to pummel me into.
- 37:04Speaker 2: The ground and feels but I'm bent down tying a shoe.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Accidents happen, But like, I want to know that if
- 37:10Speaker 1: I have to go back in every five years for
- 37:13Speaker 1: injections or whatever the fuck I may need, that I
- 37:16Speaker 1: can send you the bill and you'll just.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Pay for it.
- 37:18Speaker 1: Please, yes, but rehabilitation, yes, I'm so sick of these
- 37:23Speaker 1: people being so so happy.
- 37:25Speaker 3: The whole like McDonald's girl happy. Oh that was forever ago.
- 37:28Speaker 4: That's hot. That's the reason.
- 37:31Speaker 5: On everything, because she was slippery when wet and slippery
- 37:34Speaker 5: when wet.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like it's just beyond I'm not saying
- 37:40Speaker 1: like people shouldn't be held accountable, like, yes, pay for
- 37:42Speaker 1: my stuff, but you fell and Goofy pummeled you, and
- 37:47Speaker 1: now you want the mool off from it because you're
- 37:51Speaker 1: the emotional trauma from it. Girl, I'd hate to see
- 37:54Speaker 1: if something actually devastating.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Happened, I know, and I hope he didn't hurt the kid,
- 37:59Speaker 3: Like if she's tying the it sounds like Goofy might
- 38:01Speaker 3: have fallen on both of them. I hope not, because
- 38:03Speaker 3: then it's like, oh, that's a bummer, but.
- 38:04Speaker 2: It's a bummer. But I highly doubt Goofy was.
- 38:09Speaker 1: It was like, look at this dumb bitch, try your
- 38:13Speaker 1: kid's shoelace.
- 38:14Speaker 2: I'm about to fuck her. Shut up. What you probably
- 38:17Speaker 2: couldn't see.
- 38:19Speaker 3: You're on the ground.
- 38:20Speaker 4: I'm literally looking up the costume right now.
- 38:23Speaker 3: And I heard those guys, and I'm going to tell.
- 38:24Speaker 5: You the first thing that you won't be able to
- 38:26Speaker 5: see is downwards because you look out.
- 38:29Speaker 4: Of his mouth.
- 38:30Speaker 3: M yeah, that's crazy.
- 38:32Speaker 4: You look out of mouth, show crazy.
- 38:34Speaker 3: It's just goofy, goofy, goofy.
- 38:37Speaker 4: You've done.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Now what were you gonna say, Jessica?
- 38:40Speaker 3: I was going to give you guys, which I'm sure
- 38:42Speaker 3: you've already seen a Abby and Brittany Hencil update which
- 38:46Speaker 3: can join wins. Okay, so we didn't think this is
- 38:50Speaker 3: going to happen, but which I'm going to see which
- 38:53Speaker 3: one came out with a statement? I think it was
- 38:54Speaker 3: Abby so uh no, well, Brittany and Abby Hencil, so
- 39:00Speaker 3: this is Twitter, so they must have the same account.
- 39:02Speaker 3: So they responded since everyone which I'm sure they were annoyed,
- 39:06Speaker 3: but it is what it is. We played a part
- 39:07Speaker 3: in it. Everyone was asking the questions about sex, and
- 39:12Speaker 3: they came out with a statement. Because everyone is asking,
- 39:16Speaker 3: we're just gonna tell you. One yes I have sex
- 39:19Speaker 3: with my husband. Two yes, I go down on him.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Three yes, my sister Brittany is there obviously.
- 39:25Speaker 2: And she's down there too.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Four yes, my sister and I orgasm as one. But
- 39:30Speaker 3: when I sleep with my husband, she's usually reading a
- 39:33Speaker 3: book or listening to a true crime podcast, so she
- 39:36Speaker 3: just puts the pleasure out of her mind. Fascinating, fascinating, fascinating.
- 39:44Speaker 3: I can I mean, I could not imagine orgasming as
- 39:48Speaker 3: I'm listening to a true crime podcast.
- 39:49Speaker 2: But hell yeah, I respect it. There's nothing you can
- 39:54Speaker 2: do about it.
- 39:54Speaker 1: We can join twins, and you know what, I respect
- 39:57Speaker 1: that they make it work me too, you know, and
- 40:00Speaker 1: sit there and be like it sounds like a nightmare.
- 40:01Speaker 2: There's nothing I can do about it. Do I wish
- 40:04Speaker 2: that my twin had her own separate vagina, Yeah, but
- 40:06Speaker 2: we don't. So here we are.
- 40:08Speaker 3: We make it work good for you.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I respect the sister for being like, bitch, you
- 40:15Speaker 2: are happy. I will sleep next to him.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I just wonder when she falls in love, they're gonna
- 40:20Speaker 1: have to have a put to California being or.
- 40:25Speaker 5: No, just one California Alaska and she's in the middle,
- 40:30Speaker 5: and then the husband on the side of I don't
- 40:33Speaker 5: even that's what I mean.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't even want to know about the
- 40:37Speaker 3: sex life as much as it's like the arguments, because
- 40:39Speaker 3: if my bitch ass sister who always has Kyle's side,
- 40:42Speaker 3: was right here, I would be I'd be like punching
- 40:45Speaker 3: her because she always has his side. If Kyle and
- 40:47Speaker 3: I were in an argument and then I've got this
- 40:49Speaker 3: girl right here being like he's right you now, he's right,
- 40:53Speaker 3: You're a bitch like fuck you, Katie No, sounds like
- 40:57Speaker 3: you no.
- 40:57Speaker 1: But it sounds like they've been doing this their whole
- 41:00Speaker 1: entire life.
- 41:00Speaker 2: They know the drill.
- 41:02Speaker 1: They're like, I stay out of it, like I'm not
- 41:04Speaker 1: here because I shouldn't be, but I'm yeah, no, I
- 41:09Speaker 1: haven't had a respect for them.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Actually, Abby and Brittany, if you ever want to come
- 41:13Speaker 3: on the podcast, please do.
- 41:15Speaker 1: It sounds kind of fun to be like fight the orgasm,
- 41:18Speaker 1: Fight the orgasm.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Just listen to the twenty twenty episode.
- 41:22Speaker 5: I'm how fun if like if she met somebody, how
- 41:25Speaker 5: fun it would be to like if I were to
- 41:27Speaker 5: get along with the husband?
- 41:29Speaker 2: What do you mean like her? Oh?
- 41:31Speaker 4: The guys, Like the two guys are now like good
- 41:33Speaker 4: homies and they're like.
- 41:35Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, they're making it work all right.
- 41:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a lightning round of all things Bravo.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, lighting round of one of my most
- 41:47Speaker 1: favorite shows on Bravo, which is Real Housewives of Potomac.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Robin Dixon confirms exit from Real Housewives of Potomac. On
- 41:54Speaker 1: her podcast, Robin said, yes, I will not be returning
- 41:57Speaker 1: for season nine. It's reality. The network did not invite
- 42:01Speaker 1: me back. I was fired for lack of better words.
- 42:03Speaker 2: I will not.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Sugarcoat this situation and say, oh, I am walking away
- 42:07Speaker 1: and this is a break or anything like that.
- 42:09Speaker 2: This is a network decision.
- 42:11Speaker 1: I love when a Bravo lebrity is like, I was fired, right,
- 42:15Speaker 1: I didn't want me back, right, It's all.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Good, no bad blood. Keep it real.
- 42:19Speaker 3: You've kept it real this whole time on TV.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Keep it well. I think that's why they let her go.
- 42:23Speaker 2: She hasn't been keeping it.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Real, but she kept it real. Now you know what
- 42:27Speaker 4: job again.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Rob can do no wrong in my eyes.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Neka who I can't speak for everyone, but I really
- 42:35Speaker 1: enjoyed watching this season. The Jasmine Brand exclusively reports that
- 42:39Speaker 1: she will not be returning and has allegedly been fired
- 42:44Speaker 1: from the Real Housewives of Potomac after her first season.
- 42:47Speaker 2: I really enjoyed watching her. I thought she was great.
- 42:49Speaker 1: I thought she like really came to the mats, knew
- 42:53Speaker 1: the assignment. But I guess we'll see u for season ten.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Candice Dillard Bassett, who recently left She has pipes of
- 43:02Speaker 1: gold honey.
- 43:03Speaker 3: She's pregnant.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Thirteen weeks said, I'm about thirteen weeks so just about
- 43:11Speaker 1: into my second trimester. It's been weird but also very wonderful.
- 43:15Speaker 1: First pregnancies are weird. Something's grown inside of you, very strange,
- 43:20Speaker 1: and it's your job to keep it safe and alive.
- 43:22Speaker 1: And you're like, but I really wanted to go to
- 43:24Speaker 1: Disney World and ride the roller coaster.
- 43:26Speaker 2: But you can't. So Canvas. We are so extremely.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Happy for your congratulations, and we're wishing you a very
- 43:33Speaker 1: happy and healthy pregnancy and birth. Alexia Napola's husband from
- 43:39Speaker 1: Real Housewives in Miami has filed for divorce. He filed
- 43:42Speaker 1: on April eleventh, claiming their marriage is irretrievably broken.
- 43:47Speaker 3: Congrats Alexia, Congrats Alexia.
- 43:50Speaker 2: We're so happy for you.
- 43:54Speaker 4: I do.
- 43:54Speaker 1: I always feel so bad. I'm like, I'm the friend
- 43:56Speaker 1: you come to last when you feel like you've processed. Yeah,
- 44:00Speaker 1: because whenever my friends told me, like it's not working out,
- 44:03Speaker 1: I'm leaving him, I'm like, this is so exciting.
- 44:07Speaker 4: I'm happy for you.
- 44:10Speaker 5: You can finally be happy away from the fun, right, Yeah,
- 44:15Speaker 5: if you're my friend.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Come to me.
- 44:18Speaker 4: Last.
- 44:19Speaker 2: By the way, I grew up watching very happy, healthy marriages.
- 44:22Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to me. Yeah, but even mom.
- 44:25Speaker 1: I was talking to Jessica about it today. Remember, dad
- 44:27Speaker 1: would be like, so, what's for dinner? And my dad
- 44:29Speaker 1: was like he did not look at women like they
- 44:31Speaker 1: were supposed to cook and clean and do X Y
- 44:32Speaker 1: and Z.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Like at all.
- 44:34Speaker 1: My family has always been very progressive. It was just
- 44:37Speaker 1: a simple question like what are we eating tonight?
- 44:40Speaker 4: Right?
- 44:40Speaker 1: And my mom be like, I'm not cooking you're hungry
- 44:43Speaker 1: or or something you.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Can cook there's a stove.
- 44:48Speaker 5: I love her.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I think my dad was like just asking like what
- 44:51Speaker 1: do we feel like? I'm more than happy, like go
- 44:53Speaker 1: grab something.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Just an easy, breezy question.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Le like my mom said, I've been walking all day,
- 45:01Speaker 1: said fuck you are to take out now?
- 45:02Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
- 45:03Speaker 4: But Lisa hadn't been working.
- 45:06Speaker 2: Mom worked her whole life. What are you talking about?
- 45:10Speaker 4: There were some days she was off.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Well, she worked just because she was bored. I love
- 45:14Speaker 2: it wasn't.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Because she had to until she had to, right, you know,
- 45:17Speaker 1: the recession.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Anyway, I love it all. Last thing.
- 45:24Speaker 1: And then we'll dive into Vanner Pomperle's Mexican news channel
- 45:27Speaker 1: accidentally shows intimate body part instead. During the eclipse, people
- 45:34Speaker 1: around the world were ready to experience the solar eclip
- 45:39Speaker 1: they experienced.
- 45:39Speaker 5: It, it was a different moon.
- 45:44Speaker 2: In Mexico. One news station in Mexico asked viewers to
- 45:48Speaker 2: submit their on footage of the event. One of the
- 45:50Speaker 2: videos shown on live TV ended up being a pair of.
- 45:53Speaker 6: Test It is so funny if you have the chance,
- 45:56Speaker 6: go look it up, because you see the moon and
- 45:58Speaker 6: you're looking at it that all of a sudden, she
- 46:00Speaker 6: schools to start.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Going that.
- 46:03Speaker 2: The video is focused on a bright light before the
- 46:06Speaker 2: testes and dipped into.
- 46:07Speaker 3: The guys like, I'll show you a clip. Oh god,
- 46:17Speaker 3: oh that is I mean, you shouldn't have done that, sir,
- 46:20Speaker 3: but thank you.
- 46:22Speaker 1: That's oh my good gosh, I'm dead. Oh wow, wow,
- 46:30Speaker 1: all right, what are we talking about?
- 46:33Speaker 3: Well, I think this week we had just watched we
- 46:36Speaker 3: have just watched the sperm party, which is what I
- 46:39Speaker 3: thought we focused on, and it was beautiful. How do
- 46:43Speaker 3: you what do you feel about that party? What do
- 46:46Speaker 3: you remember about your feelings in that moment? Because we
- 46:48Speaker 3: know now you are with child.
- 46:50Speaker 1: I know it's wild, right, twenty weeks pregnant, halfway there.
- 46:53Speaker 3: And you said in one of the clips, you said this,
- 46:56Speaker 3: so next summer I may have a belly, and here
- 46:58Speaker 3: you are.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Here I am with a belly of it. I feel excited.
- 47:02Speaker 1: I'm excited that everybody could see how I made my
- 47:06Speaker 1: donor experience with the California Cryobank very much my own
- 47:13Speaker 1: and very personal. I had all of my nearest and
- 47:17Speaker 1: dearest friends and family weigh in. They drew pictures of
- 47:21Speaker 1: what they thought the baby would be. You guys are hilarious,
- 47:25Speaker 1: like what it would look like we pined the sperm.
- 47:28Speaker 1: I'm happy because we've spoken about this. And when I
- 47:32Speaker 1: first met again, California Cryobank was recommended to me by
- 47:37Speaker 1: a friend and they had just secured their donor, and
- 47:41Speaker 1: I said, I'm getting a donor, can you link me
- 47:44Speaker 1: up with somebody? And they gave me Brian's number, who
- 47:47Speaker 1: you guys saw on last night's episode. He has worked
- 47:51Speaker 1: for the California Cryobank for many years and I just
- 47:54Speaker 1: felt like they really babied me, and they had worked
- 47:57Speaker 1: with my fertility specialists before, who I ended up going
- 47:59Speaker 1: to after the season wrapped in December, but I've been
- 48:04Speaker 1: talking about how I made the experience mine because it
- 48:08Speaker 1: was different. You know, with the conception of Ocean. There
- 48:12Speaker 1: was a really amazing conversation that happened. It wasn't just
- 48:15Speaker 1: like an oops, I'm pregnant. It was like a very
- 48:17Speaker 1: beautiful moment being like, Wow, we're really gonna like create
- 48:20Speaker 1: a family. So with this, I wanted it to be
- 48:25Speaker 1: I didn't want it to be cold, like I'm just
- 48:27Speaker 1: getting a donor and I picked him, and you know
- 48:29Speaker 1: we're gonna go.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Get an Iui.
- 48:31Speaker 1: It was like, let's all weigh in. I'm gonna pick
- 48:33Speaker 1: because it's hard. This isn't like a shirt that I
- 48:36Speaker 1: can take back because I'm not into it.
- 48:38Speaker 3: No, No, I sure can't.
- 48:41Speaker 1: I'm not walking in bizarre. I being like, I like
- 48:44Speaker 1: all three of these shirts, and if I don't enjoy
- 48:47Speaker 1: the one when I try and I'll just return it. Yeah, Okay,
- 48:50Speaker 1: I like these are my top three choices. I'm really
- 48:56Speaker 1: like being drawn to all of them. But then the
- 48:58Speaker 1: moment that we all kind of weigh in and we
- 49:00Speaker 1: were like this is the donor, it just felt so right.
- 49:04Speaker 3: Yeah, And just so you guys know, because I know
- 49:07Speaker 3: they didn't show I didn't know if they'd show the
- 49:09Speaker 3: inside of the binders. So there were baby photos of
- 49:12Speaker 3: the donors. Lala, didn't You've said this before, you but
- 49:15Speaker 3: you did not see adult photos.
- 49:16Speaker 2: I didn't want to see adult photos.
- 49:18Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was in case anyone was wondering. I'm
- 49:21Speaker 3: sure questions will be asked, which, by the way, I'd
- 49:23Speaker 3: like to plug here. Tomorrow, April eighteenth, Lala will be
- 49:29Speaker 3: having a professional from California Cryobank on for Monday's bonus episode,
- 49:35Speaker 3: So you guys right into the podcast, will post a
- 49:37Speaker 3: prompt ask any questions you have about last night's episode
- 49:41Speaker 3: as far as that process, ask Lala, ask the professional,
- 49:46Speaker 3: and they'll try and get to as many as they can.
- 49:49Speaker 3: I think it'll be a good episode.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Well, it's wild because I've had so many women reach
- 49:53Speaker 1: out not just with support but actually wanting to go
- 49:56Speaker 1: this route. Yeah, one of which is actually a very
- 49:59Speaker 1: well known woman Okay, who sent me a message again
- 50:03Speaker 1: last night and was like, hey girl, you still haven't
- 50:06Speaker 1: sent me the info for where you went to secure
- 50:10Speaker 1: your donor or your fertility specialist.
- 50:12Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I'm so happy.
- 50:14Speaker 1: You sent this, because mentally I responded, and then my
- 50:17Speaker 1: pregnancy brain just completely did not. So yeah, no, we're
- 50:21Speaker 1: making moves and I've got it all figured out. Well,
- 50:25Speaker 1: it was just saying, right, you do, you really do?
- 50:27Speaker 3: And it was beautiful to watch, and Easton and Least
- 50:29Speaker 3: were there and it was a really really beautiful day.
- 50:35Speaker 2: It was Yeah, how'd you feel about it? Easton?
- 50:37Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved it.
- 50:38Speaker 5: I mean watching it for me, I honestly didn't even
- 50:41Speaker 5: see myself in it, but.
- 50:43Speaker 4: I was trying.
- 50:44Speaker 2: But you were there, I mean to I did watch
- 50:47Speaker 2: the episode either, So yeah, I watched it.
- 50:49Speaker 4: I was there.
- 50:49Speaker 5: I lived Honestly, I don't love cameras and things like that,
- 50:54Speaker 5: but so from like the experience of like just watching
- 50:56Speaker 5: it and then actually being a part of it.
- 50:58Speaker 4: In there, like I loved being there. It was beautiful.
- 51:02Speaker 5: I don't know, it was special and I'm very happy
- 51:04Speaker 5: and I'm very excited and it's yeah, I don't.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Know, it's wid to think about and then be like, well.
- 51:11Speaker 5: It seems like it was yesterday now watching it, I
- 51:13Speaker 5: don't know if it felt like that, and I'm like thinking,
- 51:16Speaker 5: oh my gosh, this is so cool, and then I'm thinking,
- 51:18Speaker 5: holy shit, she has a girl on the way.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? You guys? It's
- 51:24Speaker 3: April fifteenth. Yep, I'm going to market in my calendar
- 51:27Speaker 3: a year from now. I feel like so much is
- 51:30Speaker 3: happening right now, and so much is going on. You're
- 51:32Speaker 3: pregnant with a baby girl. So much is happening. A
- 51:34Speaker 3: year from now, We're going to check back in and
- 51:36Speaker 3: see where we are. Because this is just like watching
- 51:38Speaker 3: that episode last night. You're right, it was like, whoa.
- 51:41Speaker 3: We had no idea if it would take, if you'd
- 51:45Speaker 3: be struggling right now to get pregnant, whether it.
- 51:47Speaker 4: Would be a boy or a girl.
- 51:49Speaker 5: Like, it's so crazy to watch it like now and
- 51:51Speaker 5: then yeah, putting it there, seeing everything that, Like, think
- 51:55Speaker 5: of where you were when that was being filmed.
- 51:58Speaker 4: You didn't have a home, like now we're in a home.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Oh my god, you did.
- 52:02Speaker 4: There's all these little things.
- 52:04Speaker 2: I mean, I lived, I had the apartment.
- 52:06Speaker 5: Well yeah, the apartment, but you just moved into your home.
- 52:08Speaker 5: And I was thinking of all of these things. And
- 52:10Speaker 5: I was like, because you asked Arianna if you could
- 52:13Speaker 5: use her house, So I was thinking, like, how crazy? Now,
- 52:17Speaker 5: that like your daughter's third birthday was in your home,
- 52:21Speaker 5: but all of these things, and I was just like,
- 52:22Speaker 5: this is crazy that this was not even a year ago,
- 52:26Speaker 5: and to see how far you are from that point,
- 52:29Speaker 5: you know, like, yeah, thank you, so no it's I mean,
- 52:32Speaker 5: I yeah, I know. I kind of cried during it.
- 52:34Speaker 5: I was very excited, like when people are doing that. No,
- 52:37Speaker 5: I'm very excited, and I'm excited for another little girl.
- 52:39Speaker 2: I am too.
- 52:41Speaker 4: Tom He even said, he.
- 52:43Speaker 5: Goes, I have two boys, and he goes, I have
- 52:46Speaker 5: a friend with two girls, and he goes, and I
- 52:47Speaker 5: don't know what the hell I did to deserve two
- 52:50Speaker 5: fucking boys. And I was like, you know what, I'm
- 52:52Speaker 5: gonna take that with me, and I'm very blessed to
- 52:54Speaker 5: have two little girls to come on away.
- 52:56Speaker 1: In delicate you know, and like Ocean, the sweetest little human.
- 53:03Speaker 1: I got back just in time for her to arrive
- 53:06Speaker 1: back home, because again, I didn't have her this weekend.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Had I had her this weekend, it would have been
- 53:12Speaker 1: Mama Gigi and Ocean and home Springs. There would have
- 53:14Speaker 1: been no Coachella.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Just put that out there.
- 53:19Speaker 1: And not because I don't go and live my life.
- 53:21Speaker 1: But again I don't have her all the time, so
- 53:24Speaker 1: if I have her on a weekend, it's like, well,
- 53:26Speaker 1: why would I choose this weekend?
- 53:28Speaker 4: Would you do something?
- 53:28Speaker 2: Yeah, when I don't have her every weekend.
- 53:31Speaker 1: But I got home and she was so excited that
- 53:33Speaker 1: she was back home. And you know, she gets upset
- 53:36Speaker 1: whenever she has to leave mom. She gets upset whenever
- 53:38Speaker 1: she has to leave the other house. She gets upset,
- 53:40Speaker 1: you know, which is totally fine, and kids are resilient
- 53:43Speaker 1: and it's sad.
- 53:44Speaker 2: To watch, but we make it work. But we get
- 53:46Speaker 2: in the bed.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Last night and she wants She's like, I want to
- 53:51Speaker 1: cuddle you, Mom. She's still fighting the sleep, but just
- 53:54Speaker 1: the tone of her voice where I say like, I
- 53:57Speaker 1: love you so much, she goes.
- 53:58Speaker 2: I love you so much too, Mom.
- 54:01Speaker 5: It's a Disney princess, so cute.
- 54:04Speaker 3: She is so cute. And you know what's great about
- 54:06Speaker 3: a girl is those voices. I mean, they don't change
- 54:08Speaker 3: too much.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Mine as that.
- 54:10Speaker 3: But for really wasn't even a joke.
- 54:14Speaker 1: Yes, and I will say this for people who are
- 54:17Speaker 1: going the donor route, Yes, at the very beginning, it
- 54:21Speaker 1: can feel strange and you and maybe it wouldn't for me. Personally,
- 54:25Speaker 1: it was like, Wow, I didn't expect my life to
- 54:27Speaker 1: be like this, and I want to make this experience
- 54:31Speaker 1: my own and very personal. Now that we're here and
- 54:36Speaker 1: we're twenty weeks pregnant, it is not really a thought
- 54:40Speaker 1: in my mind.
- 54:41Speaker 2: That this is a baby that I conceived through a donor.
- 54:47Speaker 1: It feels pretty much the same as Ocean. The only
- 54:51Speaker 1: difference is it's my second kid, So I'm like, when
- 54:54Speaker 1: I do feel the first feels, it's not I'm not.
- 54:56Speaker 2: Sobbing, going oh my god. And when I first heard
- 54:59Speaker 2: the heart, yes I did cry, But your first baby,
- 55:03Speaker 2: it's wild, right, I'm just different.
- 55:05Speaker 1: Even Stasi will tell you when she's happily married, same
- 55:08Speaker 1: baby daddy. But just know that if you go the
- 55:12Speaker 1: donor route, once you're like actually pregnant, it's like the
- 55:17Speaker 1: last thing on your mind. Like of course you think
- 55:19Speaker 1: about it and you're like, oh, I'm so grateful there
- 55:21Speaker 1: was a way to bring a baby into the world.
- 55:22Speaker 1: But I'm not sitting here being like I remember picking
- 55:26Speaker 1: the donor. It's like, no, I just like, am pregnant now, Yeah,
- 55:29Speaker 1: pretty fucking awesome.
- 55:31Speaker 6: We haven't had a chance to bring it up that
- 55:33Speaker 6: it was revealed that you were having a baby girl.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Yeah, week talk about it.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Oh my god, everyone knows.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I.
- 55:45Speaker 2: Was John.
- 55:47Speaker 4: Yeah, we haven't even said that.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Yes, it's another little girl, and I am so excited
- 55:53Speaker 1: about it. And I'm going to reveal this and Ethan's
- 55:56Speaker 1: gonna be upset because I know he's excited no matter what.
- 55:59Speaker 2: But before we cut the Jessica, you kept that secret for.
- 56:02Speaker 3: Two months, No, two months February. Oh so a month.
- 56:06Speaker 2: That's a long time.
- 56:07Speaker 4: It felt like more.
- 56:09Speaker 5: It felt way more than that, because I honestly, there
- 56:11Speaker 5: was every day where I was like I could maybe hurt,
- 56:14Speaker 5: but then I was like, if I know, I'm gonna
- 56:16Speaker 5: fuck it.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Up for that, Yeah, yeah, yeah you would have. Jessica
- 56:18Speaker 1: was a poker face and I loved it. So the
- 56:21Speaker 1: cake arrives and Easton's worried about the shine.
- 56:25Speaker 3: We had sheen on it. It was like a holographic sheene.
- 56:27Speaker 3: So the way that lights right on that see, no,
- 56:30Speaker 3: you'd see pink, blue, yellow, and the light hit it
- 56:33Speaker 3: a certain way. And Easton saw a pink sheen and he.
- 56:36Speaker 2: Came up to me. Go ahead, you tell me.
- 56:38Speaker 3: Oh you came up to me. He goes Why why
- 56:40Speaker 3: do I see pink sheen? Why is there pink she
- 56:43Speaker 3: I say, pink sheen?
- 56:44Speaker 2: Is it a girl?
- 56:44Speaker 4: Is it?
- 56:44Speaker 3: And I'm like, what do you talk? Oh, it's a holographic.
- 56:47Speaker 3: It's called paralyzation. Hansen's cakes. They do it and it's gorgeous.
- 56:51Speaker 3: And he's like, are you sure? Okay, okay, that makes sense,
- 56:53Speaker 3: that makes sense. I was panicking and I was like fuck.
- 56:56Speaker 2: So then my mom comes in before we cut the cake.
- 57:00Speaker 2: She thought this was a good idea. She does have
- 57:02Speaker 2: to tell you something.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Easton called me into the guest house and he said,
- 57:06Speaker 1: please don't tell Lauren, but I'm telling you. He said,
- 57:09Speaker 1: if it's a girl, he doesn't think he can do it,
- 57:12Speaker 1: he said. He said to me, mom, if it's a girl,
- 57:16Speaker 1: I just don't think I can do it. I think
- 57:18Speaker 1: I think I gotta call it. I think I got it.
- 57:20Speaker 1: I can't do another girl. And I'm like, great, okay,
- 57:25Speaker 1: I've never felt more pressure in my life.
- 57:27Speaker 2: And what's done is done. I have I have no control.
- 57:30Speaker 2: I have no control.
- 57:32Speaker 4: Sure enough, it's a girl.
- 57:36Speaker 3: Everything in me wanted to take Eastern aside in that
- 57:39Speaker 3: moment and go, hey, hey, I gotta let you know,
- 57:42Speaker 3: take a breath. It's a girl. But we're gonna it's
- 57:45Speaker 3: gonna be amazing. And I know I poke her face
- 57:47Speaker 3: that if anything, I maybe made you think it was
- 57:49Speaker 3: a boy, you.
- 57:51Speaker 4: Did sor I always believed it was a girl.
- 57:56Speaker 2: You you did, and that was weird.
- 57:57Speaker 5: But that's the thing, Like, honestly I thought it. I
- 58:00Speaker 5: never thought it was a boy. I always knew subconsciously
- 58:05Speaker 5: it was a girl. And I was so happy, like
- 58:07Speaker 5: I couldn't care less. But I feel like I knew
- 58:10Speaker 5: it was a girl, and I was just as happy
- 58:11Speaker 5: like I knew I had no shot at a boy.
- 58:13Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I'm actually thrilled it wasn't a boy.
- 58:16Speaker 4: I was like, there, why I would.
- 58:18Speaker 1: Have just not a show that it would have thrown off.
- 58:21Speaker 1: I mean, we are all girls in the house. And yes,
- 58:24Speaker 1: Easton pops in and he's a great addition and he's
- 58:27Speaker 1: a part of the pod, but he doesn't live with me.
- 58:30Speaker 2: Right, it's all girls. We're running around naked, yeah, right,
- 58:36Speaker 2: like girl time.
- 58:37Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna have a penis running around.
- 58:39Speaker 2: And all of a sudden we got a boy that
- 58:41Speaker 2: mama got to cover up for.
- 58:43Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, yeah, I would love it.
- 58:46Speaker 3: And I'll be like, so whatever little boys say, and it's.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Like, don't say that, Easton.
- 58:51Speaker 1: This is how my mom knew it was. They were
- 58:53Speaker 1: not supposed to be bathing together anymore. Is Easton would
- 58:57Speaker 1: play with his trucks and use mom's boobs as the mountains. Yeah,
- 59:06Speaker 1: I had a park my dump truck on the mountains.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Mom.
- 59:13Speaker 3: That is so cute.
- 59:14Speaker 2: It's you were tiny, baby, like it's tall, that's cute.
- 59:21Speaker 3: It was when he was sixteen.
- 59:23Speaker 2: It was last week, Like, will say to me that
- 59:26Speaker 2: you have such a pretty hot on your boob. Mom,
- 59:30Speaker 2: you have no hot on this boom, Mom, just on
- 59:33Speaker 2: this one. And I go, do you want tattoos? And
- 59:35Speaker 2: shees no, and I.
- 59:39Speaker 1: Go, good, don't Ever, She'll tell random people, my mom
- 59:44Speaker 1: has such a pretty hot on her booby.
- 59:47Speaker 3: It's so funny.
- 59:48Speaker 4: What else does she says?
- 59:49Speaker 2: Normal?
- 59:49Speaker 4: For her?
- 59:50Speaker 2: I love it?
- 59:51Speaker 4: Of course? The butt? You got a big butt?
- 59:54Speaker 2: And she tells me all the time, I have a
- 59:55Speaker 2: big butt. I'm like, what a compliment?
- 59:57Speaker 3: Thank you?
- 59:58Speaker 1: No one has ever said that to me. And I
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: appreciate you.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: There's nothing I want more than the biggest compliments. The
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: biggest compliment Hey.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: And by the way, if there weren't so many deaths
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: reported for bbls, you best believe I would be up
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: in there like I've always wanted.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Just like a big bum is very big for your
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: own you know what. No complaints, no complaints.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: And I was talking about my boobs this morning because
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I was like, they're getting massive, and I'm I don't
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: know why I got the second boob job so soon.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I should have freaking waited. But then again, I was
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: banging it out with pretty hot dudes, and I'm happy
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: that I had like a really good job for them. Anyway,
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: I'm like, they're gonna de flay again around probably after this,
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: and my mom goes, hey, don't want you to dress
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: about it.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: There is always surgery. I was like, Mom, I was
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: so progressive that get jugment free.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: Your body is beautiful no matter what happens.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: That would be She says that, and then she follows
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: it up with and if not, no, but Mom has
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: always told me, you know what, you look great.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: But if you don't like something, fix it. Yeah. Anyway,
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: moving on to the ache and relief of the week.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: I am starting off Okay, my ache, you guys, I've
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: had quite a week. So I thought, you know, what
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: would be good for me right now there's a lot
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: going on. I'm gonna take jiu jitsu off. I'm gonna
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: take a little break. I'ven't done jiu jitsu in a week,
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: and let me tell you, that was a big mistake
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: on my end, because I feel like it's good to
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: know because I feel like mentally I need it and
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: I've learned that and I think it's just anything physical.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: But this week a lot has been going on. I
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: was like, oh, physically, I'm exhausted, and I kind of
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: wish I had kept going to jiu jitsu. So I'm
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: back in it for gonna go back for your body.
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: To probably take like a week off two probably, but
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: maybe it's bruises.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: I did have bruises. I think it's just maybe I
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: should have been more physical. Maybe I should have gone
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: on a hike or something. But my mental state if
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: I'm not active gets better. Yeah, And so that was
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: good to sort of remind myself, Okay, I need physical things.
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: So that's my ache. But you know, we're getting back
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: in tonight, which is exciting my relief. Oh my god,
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: let me tell you, I got have you heard of
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: clear Stem skincare, and I don't like to like plug
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: a lot of products or whatever, but be free. No,
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: not for free, but they heard about not for free,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: but clear sum feel me to be a sponsor on
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: the podcast. They sent me products because of I, like
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: I said, hormonal acne or whatever.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: And I love it.
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: I really am obsessed because it doesn't dry my skin out.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: I love that.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with it. And it's like and the only
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: reason I'm saying this now is because I got a
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: ton of dms of people like, girl, You're gonna have
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: a really hard time finding stuff. It's one or the other,
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: like you can not have acne, but then you can
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: have dry skin or red. But this so far, I'll
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: update you. I'll be honest if I'm like, it wasn't
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: as great as I thought so far thriving love its
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: good anyway. So yeah, they're all.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Happy for you and your hormonal acne.
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: You're welcome. It's a real bitch. I've been there.
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: My my ache of the week is going to be
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: how tired and sore I am.
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: Just from every MinC.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: It's okay, keep going.
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: Oh yeah, So we played golf on Thursday, pickleball on
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: Saturday with the Pointer brothers, Henry and Mike and Maria
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: his girlfriend. He stayed with them, So that's my age.
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: And then the relief was just Coachella. It was my
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: first week, like week ever going never been to Coachella.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: Still haven't you.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Enjoyed the party? I'm happy that you went to.
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: All that because a lot of people, well, I don't
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: like concerts. That's the last thing I would want to
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: go do is walk through Coachella.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: Well then, yeah, why would you go?
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: Would you go?
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Literally a concert?
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: I didn't go?
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Okay, so good, I love it.
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: Yeah, that is the ache and relief of my of my.
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: You killed pickleball.
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: By the way, I want to keep playing more. We are.
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: I mean I was in contact with the brothers.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Started reclaimed it because by the way, you know, I
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: started it. I started the obsession. You started the whole sport. No,
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: but you know what I mean.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: Jamie brings it.
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Yes, my mom's best friend came out and it was
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: the pandemic and started saying there's this new sport called pickleball,
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: and we became obsessed with it. And then someone took
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: it and ran and whatever, But like I started the
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: obsession in this little in our little crew, so we've
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: reclaimed it.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: I bought Ocean. Yep, I bought Ocean a pickleball paddle
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: by Dinky's, my friend's brand, all posted. It's so cute
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: and tiny. It has little flowers on it.
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: Can I get one for kids?
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: It's for kids. It's kids pickleball paddles. It's Shiloh's brand.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: I know they have to do adult ones now.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So my ache of the week, I want
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: to say, is also my body.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Yeah, like physical ache.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: It's kind of crappy because I can't take anything for
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: it because I'm pregnant, so I just have to like
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: take warm baths. And also, like I used to do
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: this thing with my back to kind of crack it,
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: which I can't do either because I'm pregnant and I
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: just don't trust myself. So I'm looking for I probably
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: will have dust income and give me a pregnancy adjustment.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: Oh you can do that while pregnant. Amazing?
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would only go to someone I trust,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: of course, but he's very good at He also told
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: me that when women are not regular period, he gets
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: them to be like have regular periods, and I'm like,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: why do you not share that more? He's like, I
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: feel like it is like a little aggressive and maybe
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: a turn off to people.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: I'm like, do you realize what that could do for
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: some woman to have regular periods?
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: And you're telling me that you like some of his
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: clients referred to him as like the period to.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: Whisper, that's amazing. No, Bradley told me when I said
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: I was having I had gotten off of birth control
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: and was having he was I was like having crazy periods.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: He's like, oh my god, you have to go to him.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Go to Dusty And then my what did I just
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: give my ache? My relief of the week is that
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: I will be spending the next two weekends in palm
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Streams and I just realized that, like I haven't been
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: in so long because we've been working, right, So I
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: went and I.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: Was like, God, I love it here so much.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: I miss it. Good for you.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: So that's like my relief going back next week a
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: few weeks.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: No, next week we're all going not no Coachella. Baby.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: I'm so excited for next week though.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: It's a chill.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the club water the club, the
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: clubhouse and watch the golfers have is that Before we
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: sign off, I want to give my some of my
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: listeners shout out. So last week on the episode, I
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: said that my dearest friend jumped the broom, and I
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: was unaware of the history of that phrase and where
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: it came from when I seried it.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Either I didn't read all the way, which is why
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: we read all the way.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Or it didn't pop up and I just thought it
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: meant someone got married. I want to thank the listeners
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: who educated me and gave me a history lesson on
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: what jumping the broom means. There were a lot of
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: you who did slide in to educate me, and you guys,
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: the way you did it was so kind. I apologize
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: if I offended anybody. That was not my intention. So
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to my listeners.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: I love you so much.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: If I ever say anything that is just out of
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: simple ignorance and just not being educated, please feel free
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: to slide in the DM writ in the comments section.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: I'm constantly wanting to do better, be better. I just
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: thank you so much and continue to do that. When
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: we know better, we do better. And I'm very grateful
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: for you guys. Thank you again for listening to another
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: episode of the Give Them Lalla podcast.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: This was such a fun and uplifting episode.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Reminder the YouTube video drops on Friday at nine am,
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: and bonus episodes are every Monday, which are so freaking
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: fun if you haven't tuned in those, The video and
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: audio drops every Monday at nine am Pacific time.
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: Y'all are the best. I will catch you next week.