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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Why You Leave the First Date · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. He will show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Fort Lauderdale on the 12th,
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  Speaker 2: I will be there. Excuse me, on the 11th, I
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  Speaker 2: will be there along with Don Lemon for DL and DL.
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  Speaker 2: Anything goes to at the Aron Theater. And then the
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  Speaker 2: following day on September 12th, we will be at the
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  Speaker 2: Walt Disney Theater in Orlando, Florida. So come check us out.
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  Speaker 2: We have some stuff. Lindsey Clancy's attorney is obviously going
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  Speaker 2: to ask Trump for a pardon after a mistrial, which
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  Speaker 2: is crazy. Um, cause it's state charges. So we'll see. Um,
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  Speaker 2: but that they never have had any adherence to the law. Just,
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  Speaker 2: I just can't imagine somebody from Massachusetts actually listening to
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  Speaker 2: Trump about anything.
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  Speaker 1: Um, she's a murderer.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care how, what, what, like Nancy, my mates
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  Speaker 2: finally said something. I like, they said if she was black,
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  Speaker 2: the pink mob wouldn't care anything about it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if it's pink because it's a, the girls are pink.
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  Speaker 1: Cause they're white women. I don't know which one she's
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  Speaker 1: talking about, but, um, They raised half a million dollars.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to say they raised millions of dollars
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  Speaker 4: for this chick.
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  Speaker 1: To do what? I don't know. Like what's she going
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  Speaker 1: to do? I don't know. She murdered those people. So
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  Speaker 1: nothing should happen.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing should happen. And then they're trying to blame the husband.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. There are a lot of women,
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  Speaker 2: particularly white women, can do almost anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing that they could do that somebody won't excuse.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: And the mistrial was hung by one person, right?
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  Speaker 4: One person. One person.
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  Speaker 1: And I and I hear these women trying to cut. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she is. She was on medication. And then she and
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  Speaker 1: then the husband neglected her. Hey, wait a minute. All that.
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  Speaker 1: Even if all of that was true, you still don't
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  Speaker 1: get to murder your kids. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Even if all of that were true, you still don't
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  Speaker 2: get to murder your children. I have no doubt that
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  Speaker 2: my mother suffered.
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  Speaker 1: Choke. She didn't kill us.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: They just it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is ironic that the very same people that helped
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  Speaker 2: Trump get in office, despite. His allegations of child molestation
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  Speaker 2: because he won them overwhelmingly. He won women overwhelmingly are
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  Speaker 2: the same women who are supporting her.
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  Speaker 1: We shouldn't let y'all have kids or pick presidents. It's insane.
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  Speaker 2: The one thing that white people just will not do
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  Speaker 2: is take accountability. And it's raising.
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  Speaker 1: Five million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I have no doubt something was wrong with her, but
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't so wrong with her that she calculated murdering children. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And even if something was wrong with her.
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  Speaker 3: OK, I'm not I'm not. I mean, I do doubt it,
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  Speaker 3: but whatever. Even if something was wrong with her, you
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  Speaker 3: cannot go unpunished for killing three children.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Or three people.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you can. In America, you can.
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  Speaker 2: The number one cause of death in America is guns.
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  Speaker 2: And we don't do anything about that. Sandy Hook, all
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  Speaker 2: those kids got murdered. We didn't do anything about that.
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  Speaker 2: So let's stop acting like we give a damn. And
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  Speaker 2: the same nation that wants, you know, to outlaw abortion
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  Speaker 2: because of their alleged love of, you know, their love
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  Speaker 2: allegiance to life. Never has anything to say and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like this. It's no way that woman should be walking free.
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  Speaker 2: They did it with Casey Anthony, too.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Same thing.
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  Speaker 1: But I can see her. She had a big ass. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the Casey Anthony trial?
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  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. Man, I was like, wait a minute. Only
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  Speaker 1: in America.
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  Speaker 4: Only in America.
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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Now, sometimes it doesn't take too long to know if
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  Speaker 2: you're with the wrong person. Jasmine gives us five reasons
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  Speaker 2: to leave a first date within the first. Ten minutes
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  Speaker 2: by Julia Austin for Madame Noir. Number five, he only
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  Speaker 2: orders for himself.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what you getting? Okay, I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Number four of the top five reasons to leave
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  Speaker 3: a first date within the first ten minutes. He tells
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  Speaker 3: you that you don't look nothing like your picture.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You don't either.
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  Speaker 2: And your credit report don't look nothing like you said.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, number three of the top five reasons to leave
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  Speaker 3: a first date within the first ten minutes. He's on
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  Speaker 3: the phone the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This * * * * don't even know this * * * * here.
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  Speaker 4: Number two.
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  Speaker 1: She don't look nothing like that picture. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to fix my compound chicken.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be my first date within the first ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You know they're buying me a house of Panda Express, right?
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  Speaker 4: He's rude to the server.
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  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 4: That's a reason.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they're buying me a House of Panda Express,
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  Speaker 1: baby girl. Oh, well.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five reasons to
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  Speaker 3: leave a first date within the first ten minutes. He
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  Speaker 3: shows up wasted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: White boy wasted. Yeah, I got to go.
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  Speaker 1: Wasted. It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be in Florida, specifically Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Don Lemon and
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  Speaker 2: I start our kickoff to D.L.
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  Speaker 1: And D.L., anything goes to her.
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  Speaker 2: At the All Rand Theater in Fort Lauderdale the following day,
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  Speaker 2: which will be September 12th, we will be at the
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  Speaker 2: Walt Disney Theater in Orlando, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: So tickets are still available. It's doing well.
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  Speaker 2: Tickets are still available. Don better get his tour weight up.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean get his tour weight up?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever toured like this before.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think so either.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be fun. For me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing, but, you know, he's
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  Speaker 2: a rookie.
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  Speaker 3: He is a rookie. He's a diva rookie. What's this
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  Speaker 3: right here? What's going on over there? You have to
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  Speaker 3: have minions.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. You have to have minions. Like, you
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  Speaker 1: know me. I don't grab bags. I don't do nothing. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how my bags are going to get here.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you what. I lift the heaviest thing, the check.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I do. Does he wear an ankle bracelet?
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  Speaker 2: I don't ask what they do. That's not my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't ask what he and.
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  Speaker 1: His husband do. I don't ask that. Not that kind
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  Speaker 1: of deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, Hey man, come on. Let them live, baby. Um, our, uh,
• 5:43
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• 5:46
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  Speaker 2: one every Thursday and one every Monday. So Jasmine Sanders,
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  Speaker 2: what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no shocker here. I know we are about to,
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  Speaker 3: I guess, honor September 11th. But I thought not that
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  Speaker 3: you didn't already know this, but I found it interesting
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  Speaker 3: that every living former president will attend this 25th anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: Trump is the only one skipping out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they won't let him speak.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Obama going to be there. Clinton going to be there. Bush. Yeah. Biden.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Real president. Every living president.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, every living president.
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  Speaker 1: The only king.
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  Speaker 4: He can't show up. He don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: He's never been anywhere. That's what I'm saying. He never goes.
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  Speaker 1: And you know why? They don't like him. They don't
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  Speaker 1: like him. Skip, my man Cheeto. What you doing today? Man,
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  Speaker 1: just shouting out to my son, my only son. Trey's
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  Speaker 1: his birthday today, so happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Trey!
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Trey! Trey! Is he back in data? Yeah, yes, yes. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank God, because I'm going to Atlanta. Oh, come on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to meet with Killer Mike Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Look at you.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to. Interesting. I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 1: a neutral territory. We like... All right, on the next D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, we're going to be giving someone the Shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week award. It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite show bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 1: Tau, tau. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side.