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Mac to Davis | Son of a Boy Dad #181 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: the first switch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it still counts as a switch. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: still like you gotta go to the DMV, get a
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  Speaker 3: new license, probably get a new passport.
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  Speaker 1: Change, I mean, change your Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Got to change the You gotta the handle, and you're
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  Speaker 3: just hoping that the handle is available because you don't
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  Speaker 3: want to become a numbers in the username guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, God forbid and understanding to dash.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, me and Francis had a little bit of a
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  Speaker 3: problem yesterday with he's got a dash in his Venmo
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  Speaker 3: and let's just say another Francis Elis now has two
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  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: But they automatically put the dash in Vemos. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like you selected.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a damn that is correct. I think
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  Speaker 2: that's right. And I think this other Francis Ellis just
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  Speaker 2: created a user name close to mine to receive mistaken
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  Speaker 2: Venmo payments meant for me. And it made me wonder
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  Speaker 2: how many times has this happened? How much has has
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  Speaker 2: he made?
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  Speaker 3: That was probably the first time and probably the last
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  Speaker 3: time it'll happen. I don't know, dude, I don't get
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  Speaker 3: a lot of Venmo payments on the road people sent well,
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  Speaker 3: just in general.
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  Speaker 1: I guess he's respect that people send them to me.
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  Speaker 1: Like a black person's birthday, they you just get money
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  Speaker 1: sent to you.
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  Speaker 2: That's how they do it.
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  Speaker 1: Black dudes will just put out their uh they're they're
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  Speaker 1: like their vemo on their birthday and just be like
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  Speaker 1: bless me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant like they get like a stack.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's like White bless me, like it's my birthday,
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  Speaker 1: fucking hit me up, Which I think is that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I like that very cool.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously it's very cool.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't that suck that that's the best gift you can get? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like Dana White gave who didn't he give one of
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  Speaker 3: the milk boys five hundred grand in cash for their birthday?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, like, that's pretty hard to up. It's pretty
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  Speaker 3: hard to get a better.
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  Speaker 2: Gift than that. That's crazy. Yeah, but I mean I'm
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  Speaker 2: not wrong. Are you sure he did that for that
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  Speaker 2: k milk boy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty boy?
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  Speaker 3: Confident one of the boys, but I don't know one
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  Speaker 3: of them, probably Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if I've given five hundred k I'm giving.
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  Speaker 2: It to Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely, Kyle deserves it the most.
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  Speaker 3: But Kyle's also the richest, so he probably doesn't need it.
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  Speaker 2: The it is jealous of those boys.
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  Speaker 3: They're good boys, and they are making a ridiculous amount
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  Speaker 3: of mind.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw a truck for their Sparkling Seltzer thing
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  Speaker 2: just driving around, and I thought, well, they own their
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  Speaker 2: own means to transportation. I guess, like Amazon, they bought
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  Speaker 2: their own shipping route. I guess that's how deep in
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  Speaker 2: the Sparkling Seltzer game they.
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  Speaker 3: Are that that drink is very popular.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane.
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  Speaker 1: Local governments are lobbying to have the next Happy Dad facility,
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  Speaker 1: like an Amazon fulfillment center.
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  Speaker 2: Prona add so many jobs to our area. AOC is
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  Speaker 2: vetowing Happy Dad production facilities in burgeoning communities.
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  Speaker 1: We got to get one in Flint. We need a
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  Speaker 1: Happy Dad in Flint.
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  Speaker 2: It would save it and then washing her hands with it,
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  Speaker 2: their kids will have fewer developmental problems.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Just put it through the pipes. Put the
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  Speaker 1: Happy Dad through the pipes. Like draino, it'll clean everything out.
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  Speaker 2: But by the way, that's a you know, it occurred
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  Speaker 2: to me that, uh, I think in any American city
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  Speaker 2: where they tell you don't drink the water here is
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  Speaker 2: as embarrassing of a public infrastructure failure as you can have.
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  Speaker 1: Like New York City, are you talking about now?
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  Speaker 2: New York they say you can drea water.
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  Speaker 1: I have a filter like a little like stranger that
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  Speaker 1: I filtered through the ship that pops up, and that
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  Speaker 1: filter is fucking disgusting, absolutely, like you can wipe like
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  Speaker 1: a brown layer off of what of the filtered out part?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I know, and I spread it on toast a
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  Speaker 2: little Jimi, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I did, Dude, I didn't know. In Denver they give
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  Speaker 3: out the government supplies brittas to all the people there.
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  Speaker 3: Is that bad, Yeah, and then they're they're supposed to
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  Speaker 3: send you a new filter every month.
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  Speaker 1: America isn't like plumbing and like the aqueduct's literally one
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  Speaker 1: of the oldest inventions. Oh yeah, it is house and
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  Speaker 1: we just don't we never figured out how.
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  Speaker 3: You still haven't figured out the wheel. We just touched
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  Speaker 3: on this before we started recording.
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  Speaker 1: It's complicated.
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  Speaker 2: Did you watch that Bill Gates documentary Becoming Bill or
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  Speaker 2: Being Bill or whatever. Bill nine.
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  Speaker 3: No, Bill Gates, I'm just a Bill Well of the cartoon,
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  Speaker 3: the Little Kid cartoon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a Bill.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, that's that's the little Bill. Yeah, Little Bill.
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  Speaker 2: This documentary he talks about how they're saying, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they're talking about in bad nations or developing countries, how
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  Speaker 2: they suffer from polio, right and other diseases that are
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  Speaker 2: spread through unclearing water from that is tainted with fecal stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, you know, he explains the documentary about
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  Speaker 2: how we clean our sewage and how easy it is,
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  Speaker 2: and he says, we solved this. The fact that we
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  Speaker 2: haven't brought this to every nation.
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  Speaker 1: Is we're just greedy. We're like, we need you guys
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  Speaker 1: to keep getting pulled, keep us on top, keep us
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  Speaker 1: crushing at the Olympics.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it can't be polio, because polio has
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  Speaker 2: been eradicated to like ninety nine point eight percent.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, if you get polio still you're a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they cured that shit, they do. But there are
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  Speaker 2: some places. There's like one place left that gets it.
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  Speaker 3: What is the place I can't I'm not gonna say, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what is it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, let's get off this now. I'm
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  Speaker 2: extremely curious by the way Sass and I have spent
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  Speaker 2: I'm officially gonna say it, we have spent too much
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  Speaker 2: time together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you guys spent too much time
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  Speaker 1: by your first foray into Wisconsin, Like by the time
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  Speaker 1: you guys were on the flight, it had already been
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  Speaker 1: too much.
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  Speaker 2: It would reached a point. We reached a point where
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  Speaker 2: I was like, he does not like me as a person.
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  Speaker 3: Now, that didn't happen at all. He was saying that
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  Speaker 3: I didn't feel that way. I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Ever you got very snow beat with me, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, all right, he needs some space for me. No,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that. I don't think that was the case.
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  Speaker 3: I think Wisconsin, which we both said, it was a
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  Speaker 3: very long weekend.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking freezing there. It was long.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like Denver was like fast and.
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  Speaker 2: Fun, it was at the same amount of days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but something about something about Wisconsin was long.
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  Speaker 2: It was long.
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  Speaker 1: The company you kept.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, No, we had a good time.
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  Speaker 3: We were had a blast.
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  Speaker 2: I had a good time, and but I could tell
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  Speaker 2: that SaaS. There was a point where everything that was
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  Speaker 2: coming out of his mouth was just negative, just a
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  Speaker 2: bat he wants to battle.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was in I forget when but I
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  Speaker 3: was definitely in a nasty mood at something.
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  Speaker 2: It was when we were going shopping, going to get you.
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  Speaker 2: We were doing you a favor. We were driving the
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  Speaker 2: rental bar. I was great pants, he's wearing jeans. Sass
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  Speaker 2: as a jeans man.
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  Speaker 3: Now say I also got to go get new shoes
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  Speaker 3: because because we went to go get the pants and
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  Speaker 3: it was pouring outside. And then we got there and
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  Speaker 3: I tried on the pants and I took my my
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  Speaker 3: shoes off and my my socks were see through.
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  Speaker 2: They were soaking wet. To that level, Yeah, is middle
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  Speaker 2: of the day, Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: A trench foot if I kept him on any longer.
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  Speaker 2: The bean that he had found on the map was
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  Speaker 2: a fifteen minute drive away.
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  Speaker 1: We had for even finding the bean, though most men can't.
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  Speaker 3: It's tough to find it.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't have the ability to drive the rental car
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  Speaker 2: because he's not twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: That was pissing me off, and I'll get that's under that.
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  Speaker 2: I so I needed to drive him come on now,
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  Speaker 2: and he was like, will you guys come with me
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  Speaker 2: to the bean and Mook said, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go work out in the hotel gym
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  Speaker 2: and be by.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Francis was fat shaming him the entire day.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's disgusting. I mean, really, what did you see
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  Speaker 2: burger king at four in the morning on Thursday night.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't he know how the digestive system works.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the worst.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it, because Francis doesn't live the same
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  Speaker 3: life on the road that me and Mook do.
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  Speaker 2: It's much more.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to let's go to this restaurant. I need
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  Speaker 3: to get some some leaves for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that, but I had I had a side
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  Speaker 2: a sound it's not like you know. And then we
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  Speaker 2: went to a steakhouse and I had a nice steak
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  Speaker 2: and some cocktails.
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  Speaker 1: Those steaks look fat.
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  Speaker 2: Those were some good steaks.
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  Speaker 1: Like thick ass cuts.
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  Speaker 2: They that place Tornado what else looking? Steakhouse and Base Madison,
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  Speaker 2: Wisconsin is one of the best teakouts I've ever been to.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's just do some of these things in order, though,
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  Speaker 2: because there's a litany of things.
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  Speaker 1: Start with your airport experience on the way out.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't have said it better myself.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Roan Well, I kind of fucked us and
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  Speaker 3: uh and so, yeah, that was a rough start.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate you saying that. I was wondering if you
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  Speaker 2: were going to own that today. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I fucked up pretty pretty sov.
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  Speaker 1: Francis was texting me as it was happening and I
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  Speaker 1: was dying left.
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  Speaker 3: I fucked up in a in a tremendous way that that.
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  Speaker 3: Francis actually made a good point. He said if I
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  Speaker 3: did that, there would have been and he was right.
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  Speaker 3: If he did that, I would have It would have
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  Speaker 3: been like a public fight like there would we would
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  Speaker 3: have been on World Star.
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  Speaker 1: Physically, yeah, or a shouting match like those two gay
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  Speaker 1: dudes with the puppy, like probably the two gay dudes
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  Speaker 1: with the puppy.
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  Speaker 2: It would have gained. It would have been really bad.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys went to an early You guys had
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  Speaker 1: an early flight.
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  Speaker 2: This is what no.
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  Speaker 3: I went to the airport really early because I thought
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  Speaker 3: our flight was at eleven fifteen, Sasin.
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  Speaker 2: I found out I was on the wrong flight. We
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  Speaker 2: needed to be on the same flight to Milwaukee because
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  Speaker 2: we saw that flights to Madison were much more expensive,
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  Speaker 2: so we decided to fly to Milwaukee instead, rent a
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  Speaker 2: car and then drive the hour and twenty minutes to Madison.
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  Speaker 2: And since we need.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful drive, since we needed to be rental car situation
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  Speaker 1: at car it is very right there, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good.
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  Speaker 1: No shuttle clean clear.
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  Speaker 2: And when you have the AMX Delta Reserve or the
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  Speaker 2: MX Platinum, I think you get free membership in the
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  Speaker 2: President's Circle, which means you quite literally bypassed the rental
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  Speaker 2: counter at Hurtz and just walk straight into the car.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like I was stealing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, any car you want, any car you want.
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  Speaker 2: Car.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you guys go with?
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  Speaker 2: Felt? American?
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  Speaker 3: Cherokee, right and high, beautiful, beautiful vehicle American.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys had to get there early, but you did.
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  Speaker 1: You got to the airport early. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I had sent him weeks before. I said, I think
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  Speaker 2: this is how we need to do this, because uh,
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  Speaker 2: to flight to Madison is much more expensive and the
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  Speaker 2: flights aren't good and we'd have to do a two
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  Speaker 2: leg flight. So he said great, I said, this is
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  Speaker 2: the flight I'm getting, This is the flight we need
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  Speaker 2: to be on, get this one, do it today. He
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  Speaker 2: was like done. Sure enough. The day of the flight
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  Speaker 2: rolls around and he texts me like three and a
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: half hours before the flight, and he was like, are
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: you at the airport?
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: And I was like no, I was early for that flight.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I was like why, I don't know, Like, you're not
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: that that guy because I've been because I've missed a
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: lot of flights recently and from going to Laguardiah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: So I was like, no, dude, uh, it's in three
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: three and a half hours or whatever. I'll be I'll
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: get there in a little bit. I'm still home. He
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: goes we have our fights eleven forty five, and I
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, no, it's the one fifteen. And I
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: immediately went up in the conversation worried that I had
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: sent him the wrong flight. Hadn't. Of course, I don't
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: make those mistakes. I screenshot the picture, send it to
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: him and he goes nice screen or he goes nice
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: nice photo shop, like I had rewritten the decks, which
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: was very funny. And then I was like, well, just
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: hang out and see if you can change your flight.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Luckily that was easy he did. But you were there
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: for so long at the Delta Lounge.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fell asleep listening to Kat Williams Pimp chronicles.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Those are that's some incredible stand.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Up, just yelling in my ear. Somehow I fell asleep
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know how.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: It was probably the like six thousand calories you ate
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: at that Delta lounge.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably I fell asleep in a chair listening to
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: pim chronicles of the old almost looks like a fucking lunatic, dude.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: People just heard the Pimp chronicles pouring out of your
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: back in the headphones.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: My head wasn't resting against anything, it was just.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Like your neck probably was so sorely.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't sleep for that long, but I
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: fell asleep for probably like thirty minutes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It had had some of that salty Delta chicken nasty.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: This is how much I care about him though. I
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: knew that he was now at the airport by himself,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: and so I left for the airport earlier than I
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: would have so that I could provide company for him sooner, just.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: To attend to him. Yeah, just to look after the boy.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Make sure that he's okay, make sure he wasn't.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Sleeping because he's liable to throw on some fucking Kings
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: of comedy and fall asleep in the Delta life. Who
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: knew Sas might put on Cedric the Entertainer and last sleep? Uh?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: So I get there, he's there. I poured myself in
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: iced tea. We hang out for whatever, fifteen to twenty
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: minutes alcohol.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I guess you guys had to perform that night.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a long travel day ahead of us.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: We didn't want to get too crazy.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Got it and I had it? Yeah, drive, So I
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: we get up. I was like, I think we should
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: probably get to the gate. Let's go, and I go.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Do you know what gated? Is? Mister guy who's been
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: at the airport for three and a half hours, and
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: he says definitively sixty eight F. On one hand, he
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: did have time to yay, it was sixty eight.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: No, sixty eight was the real one.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: No eighty six was the real one.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Well, then I said it was sixty eight B.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Then that's right, sixty eight B.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: But on one hand he had time to look. But
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, he has already botched part of
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: the travel plans today and you're asking him for more information.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: So that's a good point round. But I would figure
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: that a guy like him who's been at the airport
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: so long that he now knows the names of the
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: people that work there, He's probably used multiple bathrooms, he's
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: met friends. I just figure this guy is gonna know
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: probably checked our flight things so many times. Plus he
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: answered confidently and quickly with a number and a letter
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: sixty eight B. So I say okay, and off specific
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and we start walking and it's a twelve to fifteen
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: minute walks.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That's one of the worst things about LaGuardia because you
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: literally are going into like the dead yeah stair well
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: or go you go down another escalator.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: You go right, if you come if you come out
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: of security, like you go right all the way down
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: that hallway, all the way down, then down the escalator,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: then left, the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: Switch back in that long hour switch gets long, the
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: last the last one, and we get there and there's
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: a screen that is empty and not a single person
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: in line, nor.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: A Delta ticketing agent. It looked like it had been
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: shut down, looked like it had flown from that gate
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: in fifteen years.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: My first thought was like, oh, they must have must
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: be a delay or something. And then France we.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Have flights out of here in years.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: And then Francis looks at his phone and he turns
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: to me, goes, we're gonna have to hop.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No. Wait, At first I would go, I go, is
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: it not this gate? And he goes, maybe they moved it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And then I looked at my phone and it was
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: it was eighty six right, And I turned to him
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: and I go, We're gonna have to We're gonna have
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: to hop.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: And then I was like yeah, Like my reaction was
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: like yeah, yes, Like, well, we have to walk a
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: little faster, and then he just takes off.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: We had to sprint. We do run.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: It was probably a twenty minute run.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Full out running in the airport should be classified as
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: one of the like most rigorous types of exercise.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Dude, I was sweating.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's like doing like farmer carries, like like what Lane
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Johnson does to work out. Like you're carrying your bag clothed,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: probably something warm, and you were gonna sweat your fucking
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: dick off.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yes you are, but you feel like you're flying because
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: everyone else is walking and I just feel like my
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: strides are longer in the airport.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was going the fastest I've ever seen.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Ron took off because I knew he got.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: To the gate ten minutes before.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I knew he wasn't with all the respect, I knew
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: he wasn't gonna try hard enough to keep up with me.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Nor was he wearing the proper footwear. He was wearing
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: those fucking converse that the soul is coming away. So
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: every time he took a step, it was like a double.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Slack, like a tally whacker, like like he was.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: In drum line.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: It was so unbelievably miserable that like it, because you
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: would stop because I don't.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not in shape. I had to stop. I don't.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I can't run for twenty minutes straight.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: So I stopped.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: And then you look at your phone and you're like, no,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't stop. I gotta keep running.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: The signs tell you. So we went all the way
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: back to where we were, past the Delta and the
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Delta lounge, the other side of the the other side
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: of the airport.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: That'n says fourteen to fourteen to fifteen minute walk from there,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: and we'd already come twelve.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: This airport is twenty seven minutes of walking from it down.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding it. It was a I don't think
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm exaggerating a one and a half.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It was one run five miles, one and a half
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: mile run because I could actually probably see on my phone.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Because you walk up.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I mean it's I think standard walking is twenty minutes
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: for one mile. I think that's like a standard walking pace,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: So twenty seven minutes would be like almost roughly a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: mile and a half. Yeah, a little bit less than
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a mile.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: It was as far from one extreme of the airport
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: to another that you could be to the point where
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you just kept passing gates and you'd look out the
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: window and see I finally saw where I thought the
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: gate was gonna be by looking out the window, and
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, we're being punked. And I also knew
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I couldn't wait for him. One of us had to
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: make the flight so that if he missed it, I
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: could do the first show on Thursday solo.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there not another flight out or what was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the deal with I was?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I had a plan. I was. I was like, if
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: we don't make this, we'll just flight to Chicago and drive. Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: It's the sort of plan B thinking you start having
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: when you realize you can't get fucked.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You're fucked.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I have to make this. And
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: the flight was one fifteen and I had I was
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: coming up an escalator and I couldn't move because there
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: were people in front of me, and there was a
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Delta pilot behind me on the escalator, and I said,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: how much time before the flight leaves? Do you guys
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: close the doors?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Ten minutes? And I'm running and it's like one oh one,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: one oh two, one oh three, and I got there
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: at one oh four.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, door was the door was closed.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Ten but the door was closed. They had closed it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: But I spoke to the agents. First of all, we
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: had both had first class seats, so.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: They give them away.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: They when they give I told them, I was like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: my friend is right behind me. And they go, worry
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: about yourself right now, That's what they said. They were like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: we're gonna probably try to sort you out, but if
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: you were, you need to just knock you don't wait
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: for him j.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: And you just heard like a faint echoing of a.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I saw him and he.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Did come on the hop double clutching of breast.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: But I get I get on the plane, I get
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: it in my seat and I'm sitting there and I'm like, please,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: God's ass, show yourself, And he fucking made it just.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Stumbling through a door.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: We were soaked they were they were giving away in
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: my seat when I got on. I got on, there
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: was a lady standing over my seat and then I
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: just sat down and she was like oh, and then
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: went back to the fucking basic basic economy.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't even give the seat away, which is
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: the most disrespect. That Shit's annoying that they'll just like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: leave an empty first seat. What like cake, Can I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: sit up there? And they say no, that's crazy.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: No, You're gonna sit where you belong.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Heast have your fucking bisc off cookie, while up front
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: they have the Michael and Augustine chocolate squares, which are
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: so bluing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: They're gonna bring out the basket of snacks.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the basket wicker basket, take four or five. I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: think I'll do one of those.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Take so many? Oh what is that that looks fun?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Vegan gummy bears right up my alley.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It is a great feeling to make it though I've
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: done that where I like they're like, you're not gonna
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: make it. I sprinted like I was like the six
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: person off. I sprinted past everyone made it as the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: last person to get the flight. They open the doors
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and then everybody goes behind you, and it's like you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: fucking towed the boat to safety. It's like you were
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking the leader of the underground railroad.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I will say on Frontier, they don't even open. They
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: won't open that, they'll close. They close it early. Oh yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: they like to close that ship up thirty minutes before.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And they're they're laughing, yeah, like popcorn k he thinks
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: he's about to get on that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: It happened. I was all on a flight going from
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Raleigh to Philly and they and I was on Frontier
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: and there was the lady she was like, my husband's
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: right behind and it was like thirty minutes before the
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: doors were supposed to. We just boarded and they were like, well, see,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: we're gonna close any minute now. And it's like, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: don't think you can do that. I don't think you
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: can just close the door thirty minutes before you're supposed to.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And that's why people are always brawling with Frontiers.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, they train, they're like trained fighters.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: The flat attendants they're all.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: They're looking for a fight the entire time.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: It's the miner miners of the Slap League.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, they all have a stun gun on them.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just can eat a stun gun. So were
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you when you got onto the flight, Francis? Were you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: giving him shit? No?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: It is texting him. I mean I I'm someone who
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: we made point after that he I said, you would
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: have been furious, and he said he I us, that's correct.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But I'm someone who when there's a problem like that
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: and we realize what's happened, I want to solve it immediately,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and all of my instincts are fixed. We need to
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: fix this and then we'll deal with our feelings later. Oh.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: My first instant case to huff and puff.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have. I would have if I was
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: by myself.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: There's no way I would even have attempted to make
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: that flight.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I looked at him and I within with it, realizing
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: where the gate was. I said, we need to run,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: first words out of my mouth, and he was like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: and I was like and then I was gone, and
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, I And as I'm running, I'm realizing
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: there's no way I can wait for him, because if
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: one of us gets there, then we can tell them
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: to hold the plane for the other person too. One
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: of us needs to make.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: The Duffel bags are so funny because they're like.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It was so hard to run with or so either
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: the other way got to carry it like that, Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: like a baby.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a roller that, based on the speed
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I was running, was not staying on track, and I
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: am I was almost taking some people out.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You need some new luggage.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's time I got some Hartman luggage that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: has some of the best ergonomics that you could ever imagine.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It's German engineer.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: So you know about Ramoa. I've heard about that one.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about Romoa. I can only speak
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to Hartman. But I one of my bags got ripped up.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I bought the same bag again because it's so damn smooth.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: One time at a hotel, I gave it to the
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: concierges working the front door. I was like, check out
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: how smooth this bag is, and they're just twirling. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: swear to God. The concierge called over another concierge to
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: be like, yo, check this fucking bag out and he
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: was just whipping it around. It was like, buddy, check
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: this bag. I love they ever felt.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You know it's a good bag when you can turn
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: it diag and all the wheels continue moving forward.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Sem mostly yes, I like crossing people over with It's
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: like the N One Mixtape tour. When I'm in the
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: airport with this thing, I'll just give it a spin,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like going down, like it's frictionless. I feel like I'm
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: traveling on the moon.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: There was a time when my back was like that,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I having a way back. They're good, but I've used
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: it so much that the wheels are just saying, hey,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: we're ready to be put out to pasture.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And I think this Hartman has a warranty, so it's
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: like you if it runs out, really truly, I feel
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: like we should go bag shopping together.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not a bag I'm a Duffel guy.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You're a little boy. I know that double bag is
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the easiest to travel because there's always a spot for exactly.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: They're never going to be like here's a pink tag,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: wait at the gang way, wait at the fucking loop
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: that he loop for exactly.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't do that with the Duffel the Duffel
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: always finds his way in.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Well, good for you for not being pissed off its ass.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't his fault. I mean, it's funny it was.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: It was his fault. It was his fault. But but
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: what was that's crazy to me was that after that,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: so he was wrong about his flight time, and then
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: he was wrong about our gate. And then we got
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: to Milwaukee and there was another thing that happened. I
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: can't remember what, but it was as if after going
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: over to on major logistical decisions, he thought, I need
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: to fight back, I need to get I need to
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: get the scoreboard back. And the way I took up
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: and he instead of instead of being more humble and
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: being like, you know what, maybe I'm done making the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: calls for us today, he he was doubling and tripling down.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: He was even more adamant. Oh this is what it was.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: We flew into Milwaukee and I go I got it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: As we're fifteen twenty minutes away, I got a notification
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: on my phone that says welcome to Canada, and I'm like,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Did we fly over Canadian airspace to
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: get to Milwaukee? And we get off the plane and
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I tell him that. I'm like, it's so funny. We're
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: so close to Canada that my my phone actually thought
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: we were in Canada. And he goes, that's not possible. Well,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I said, we're not closed.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: No, I said, I said, we're not close to Canada
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: at all, because we're not.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, Michigan is like a gray area.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Madison is not close to Canada.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It's you could, I mean.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: You fly over a big chunk of Canada coming from
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: New York and supposedly. I showed him the thing on
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: my phone. I was like, look, this is true, this happened.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: And he was like, that's just that's crazy. We're not
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: even close. We're not even close. Then I pulled up
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: the map and showed him and and again I was like, okay,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: now you're oh for three, Like, at what point, little human,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: are you going to wave a white flag? Never, he
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: just gets more obstinate, the more wrong, the wrong he
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: piles up, the more he starts pressing.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's headliner privilege exactly.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the feature I would consider white flag.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: So you guys made it out there though, and uh,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: shows went good, A good weekend with Mooke Slaughterhouse.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, comedy on State Bro.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Really kill Box. It's fun. It's a good club, very
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: good club. The club's great. The green room is awesome.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: We didn't kill as hard as for being honest.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, killed pretty good.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: We did pretty well. No survivors.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: It was no Denver. No Denver's like fucking the beach
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: of Normandy.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Dude, there cep.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Off the ships.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: It's like the hand at the Bennett Jesuit box that
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: they make you put your hand in.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Denver.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: They have an eating outside and nor is he.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I watched an hour of the First Dude and I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: fell asleep.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, h it sucks.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I want to I need to rewatch it. Though I'm
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: not a sci fi guy, I find it hard to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: get in. Some good sci fi is really good, but
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: not being on the weed, and I mean that and
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: sci fi don't pair well. You need to have a
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: little to be able to enjoy sci fi. Did you
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: watch the New Dune?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, I guess we won't talk about it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: It just seems it because I like to be part
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: of the cultural zeitegeys.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You can't see it without seeming I'm saying I'm going
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: to watch them both. You got it. It won't make
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: it barely made sense to me. And I've seen the
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: first one ten times.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it's.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Just how you know it's good when it doesn't make
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: sense at all.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: It's just the first one was so dialogue heavy for
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the first hour, just like Zendaia I love fucking uh
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: what's his name, just sitting just sitting on a fucking
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: on a sand dune, just like looking off, like discussing
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: something that I guess is set in the tone.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, that's not the that's the most recent one.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: No, I saw this one. It was just so much talking.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Get to get to the fucking the worms, That's what
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I wanted.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: SAS's went shopping, which I was so proud of him
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: for what happened really wasn't a big deal at all.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I when I saw a photograph of you in jeans,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and I was like, what is going on?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: You hat a photographer, and the way the photos the
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: first photos came back, I was like, no, I'm gonna
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: have to switch something up big time.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Why what were you wearing the first time?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: It's just my khakis and sweatshirt. Didn't like the way
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: my my pants were fitting, though.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: So you need to get some dad cut jeans.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I just had to get some pants that fit me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: These pants are awesome on him. And he bought new
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: new balances.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Those are new balances. Shout out to fucking Jack Carlow.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I know that's why I got them, because fucking missionary Jack.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I hit them up and I said, check it out,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Vanilla baby. Yeah, Bro, I do not like whips and
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: chains either.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: As ang as double meaning bro and you were not
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: so different, are we? I'm vanilla because of his sex preferences,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: but also because he's white. Oh did you get that?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: No? I didn't.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: That's like one of that's like a lyric that like
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: there would be a group of black dudes like reviewing
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: the song and they'd pause and they'd be.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, he's Vanilla.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Babing because he's okay, because he's white, and because.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Because all the time they're great.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: They would do mac Miller and and they would they
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: would go nuts over like the littlest things that I
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: would never have picked up.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I love when uh the kids have grown up since,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: but it was like these two young black kids and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: they would like hear like, uh I chiming, and they
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: would be like what the bottler along to it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: They are good videos. I've never seen a video that
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: any of those guys have made, and they've never been bad.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: It makes you want to have a child, So I
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: show them the first time, like someone hearing a song
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: that you know to be good for the first time
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and they're going to react. That's a powerful feeling, a
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: very powerful feeling. So did you have a great I
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: feel like you and Mo had like.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Well, because they're both they have drinking problem.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Ron knows this thing where like he knows when you
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: two are talking about something that I have no purchase
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: on whatsoever. And then he's like, all right, anyway back
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: to you, Francis, let's bring you back in.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Conversation.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: And you know what, I like listening to you talk
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: about black people. That's always what it is. It's always
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: about the culture.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: We just talked about Jack Harlow.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And I guess some kids that are black who listen
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to music, it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Just doesn't hit the same as fucking Jacob Sartorius is
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: reviewing a song for the first time. But I'm saying,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: just like a young white kid doing it would just
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't be like that's cool.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Oh right, do those kids that you're talking about also
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: review Bill Burr Bits.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: No, that's a different group of black folk.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I see, Yeah, fair enough, because I know them.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: They did one of Shane's specials.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Do exactly. I was gonna add that next if you
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: guys wanted to talk about those.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Those those guys are changing the game. They are who
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: are No one was reviewing comedy before that.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Some of the best. Nothing I like better than one.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I know one guy that's reviewing comedy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't have to get into that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: So those kids they reviewed his special, they review chain special.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah they did, But I didn't watch that one. Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: but I watched the one where they reviewed Bill Burt.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I really don't in a lot of senses, don't have
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Like I don't want to hear someone's review of a
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: comedy special.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: No, I don't really care when they reve the music either.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: I just like to see the reactions.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I like to see if they like a new song
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: for the first that they're just like bopping along like
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: fucking making a stank face.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: But they never really give bad reviews.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Right because if they're gonna be listening to a song,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be great.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: They listen to the worst song ever, and they'll be like.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I think music different is the most broadly subjective thing.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Like they're even like the worst. If you say you
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: don't like country music, but like a country music song
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: is really like popular, that's still there's merit to that song.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Whether it's like not your cup of tea or not,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: it's still the best country music that's being put out
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: because it's really popular and there's like a very wide
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: swath of people that like it, like I think with
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: comedy it's a little bit more narrow.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't even like to watch movie previews, Like I'd
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: rather hear from movies good. But I feel like previews
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: these days, dude, they're giving everything away.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Fucking the game most it's it because previews used to
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: be like they would be that old voice and it
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: would be like in the World where Brad Pitt's Man,
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: And now it's just a compilation of the whole movie.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: They just shortened the movie and show you everything that happens.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Right, it's like starting with the explosions and like, yeah,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the most tense scenes.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Dude, you gotta if you're gonna watch a preview, you
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: gotta cut it at thirty seconds in.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: In the Oscars last night, they did like the shortened
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: my preview version of The Holdovers, and one of the
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: parts of the twenty seconds they showed was the last
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: scene of the movie. Yeah, it's like that, that's the end, Like,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: now you know what happens at the end of the movie.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: That's fucking stupid as oll.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Shit's crazy.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Did you watch the Oscars?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, well the whole thing, of course.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, really, yeah, I watched it because I
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: watched the Grammys, and the Grammys were great.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: The Oscars wasn't as fun.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know, like, how are you gonna say
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: who's the best? What's the best edited movie? I don't
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: even know what the fuck they had to.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Work with Oppenheimer. Just Oppenheimer won most of the I
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: watched Oppenheimer, and I can't believe how many cuts there are. Yeah,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: the amount of editing that when you if you were
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: to look at Christopher Nolan's Adobe premiere Scream, you'd be like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: holy shit, modude, do you guys know what?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: What do they use to edit a movie like that?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: It can't be there?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Whatever the fuck? Final cut pro da Vinci, you know
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: he wanted though a woman.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: A woman edited that, and it seemed like she went
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: up there alone. Seemed like she did it single handedly
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: for Cloppenheimer. Yeah, she won Best Editor, Yes, did you
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: see that?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: But she went on every other award. There's like eight
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: people going out. John Lennon's son won an award.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Really, did you see that?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Johnny Lennon and Yoko Ono's son won an award? No,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: it didn't for like Best Short Animated Short, which has
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to be bullshit. I feel like we got to throw
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: an animated short and.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: There did you see what Jimmy Did you see Jimmy
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Kimmel said about that?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: What?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: To be honest, I can't I can't really defend them
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: because I think when they said animated short, I put
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: it on mute because I didn't care. But uh, he
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: was like, he was like he said, he was like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: he was like, we're gonna do animated shorts now, and
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: he's like, we all let our kids fill out this
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: part of the ballot, right, And I was like, damn, dude,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: that's kind of insulting to the people that are nominated
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: for that award.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: It's a super it's a shot him.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, even like none of us actually give
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: a fuck about this shit, right.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And they're not even like kids movies like this was
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: a protest movie. Yeah, it's called War is Over. It's
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: like about like, I don't know, why do you needing it?
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Why do you mute something you're watching instead of just
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: changing the channel.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Because I was playing video games simultaneously, But why do
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: you need the sound for video games? Top ten dumbest
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: questions You've ever asked? Footsteps Bro hell for real. Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: in war Zone, you got to be able to hear footsteps.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I don't play war Zone, yeah exactly. I'm not playing
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: fucking Madam where you need no sound. I need to
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: be locked in.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I play is Madden.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Bro Bro, we gotta get you a console. I will
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: get a console. I'll get a console right now. Yeah,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I gotta buy a PS five.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Just buy a p F five. Let's see if they
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: have a discount on them. I heard they took the
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: New York PS five to Chicago though the boys downstairs were.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Up in arms. Oh, I'm sure they did.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: They're like that, this just happened this week.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably sent someone down here.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: They were.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: They would probably have rather had sent someone down to
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: pick it up, rather than be like, let's just get
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: another one.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: They did, Yeah, someone came or someone took it out.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Max, Max are going to New York the PS.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Five clamor's fucking up the stream. Go take their PS five.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: They've embarrassed us. Go take their fucking joy.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: But you got an email, Actually, I guess we can't
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: say that. What you got an email to participate in
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: some sort of content in Chicago, And they were like
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: you've been selected. You have been selected as one of them,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: was one of New York's top recruits. Congratulations, Congratulations, you
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: were coming to Chicago for two days.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, cadet, You've been selected for a top secret mission.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: It's like fucking big hat calls you like Bill Belichick
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: in the draft in the Dynasty, ready to play for
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Chicago Sun A great news. We got you kind of
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Chicago for two days. Uh you ready whatever you need, coach.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy to happy to be considered change my
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: family's life.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Always appreciate it. I always love when they cut to
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Belichick and in real time and he's just sitting with
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: like he's so angry. He's looking down at the camera.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: All right, I was there.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I don't believe I have anything else sad that Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: like I said that, no comment.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: That was fifteen years ago.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Fifteen years ago, that's in the past.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: He Uh, he's like the dude from Men in Black
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that uh, like the alien who's like pretending to be
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a human. Like he's just like a fucking barely human. Yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: he's got I mean.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: They're dragging him, dude.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I wonder what, hippiece, what it's the whole Dynasty Show
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: is a Belichick hit.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: You can have one of those.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fine, that sweet tooth. No, have as
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: many as you.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Want one, you can have as many as you want them.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Done, one, as many as you want.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: But they they they included uh, the core four, I know, pres.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Pres Gas, Lockwood, the beasts that made men lock Press.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I tried to say one time I was trying to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: meet up with Gas. We were in like the Hamptons.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: He was like, come to this bar and I tried
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: to like it was like, I guess an exclusive bar.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: And I went to the door and I tried to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: say his name and I couldn't say, Oh, yeah, what
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Golznsky, Goldenlezynski.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I guess Glazinski.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I thought it was I thought it was No, it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: gold It's yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And then the bouncer was like looking at like he
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: was like, are you fucking retarded drunk right now? What's
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: I was, dude, Having to say your name at a
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: door is one of the most anxiety inducing things because
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: you know your name, the name that you're giving is
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: just never going to be on the list. Like every
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: time I they have been like ye have to say
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: your name when you get to the door. And then
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I get to the door and I'm like hair and
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: they're like, now we got nothing, Like who told you
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: about this?
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Because you're definitely not supposed to be here.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I've been using this new app that you it's like
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: a New York reservations app and you can take someone
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: else's reservation so they don't have to pay the fee.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, which is very it's very useful. But
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: like you'll get to the door and you have to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: say their name and like, uh yeah, yeah, yeah, well
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal, but it's uh
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like you'll get to the door and like check the
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: name and it will be like an Asian guy's name,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: like two for Feng, two for dash Hon Fang.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I took my wife's name.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's right with you. Adopted for Raani, a fucking Indian,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: like a full Indian name. That's a great We know
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that's not you. It is a great, dude.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: We speaking of being adoors, we went to a college
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: bar on State Street.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't what was it called the Crazy Corner the KK.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: One. We heard about that one. We didn't go to
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: that one. We went to the other one. Do you
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: remember what it was called.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Because I didn't go to any of them, right, Francis
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: got like black.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: My buddy, My buddy drove over from Milwaukee, and we
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: went to this college bar good and they were serving
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: beer out of plastic cups.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's sticky floor.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Sticky floor. It was mother's weekend, and all these frat
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: dudes were there with their moms, just like frat dude mother,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: drinking shots of jamison out a little plastic plastic shot cups.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's probably great for the moms.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: They were having the time, and we were having a
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: good time, and we got after it a little there,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: and then we went across the street to this other bar.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Because if you're a mom who has a kid in
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: a frat, you still want to be like a hot,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: younger woman.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: And yeah, some of her something like young moms.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I was surprised how young these moms.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Were exactly, and they want to be, and they probably
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: present younger than they even are.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: They're trying to fuck something that's gonna suck. Though.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: If you're that kid and you're like, why is my
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: mom dressed like a whore?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Why is my mom making out with Mouke. I'm wearing
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: a push up brawl. What the fuck the mom?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You never dressed like this?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Putting the pants back?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Call hilarious. Dad, Mom's fucking my friend in the bathroom.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: There were a bunch of moms at the shows.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of moms.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Dad mom is giving some given Jacob sloppy toppy. They're
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: always named Jacob.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, brother.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So you guys, you mooke your boy from matt or
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: from uh Milwaukee, Milwaukee, the good Land are out getting
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ship faced?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: What's it should be? Mouke was leading the charge because
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: he was just he was on one. I think he
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: was getting d MS chicks hit him up.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Never, no one's as horny as is he really Duke
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: hits the road. Dudeuke ended the Saturday show being like, hit.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Me up if anyone wants to party. I didn't know
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: he did that back.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: He went back on stage to close the show after
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Francis got off and was like, and by the way,
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: like anyone like, I'm trying to get fucked up tonight, so.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Hit me up with his shirt with his ad on it,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: So I guess. Yeah. So he was just like leading
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: us down the street and I was My buddy wanted
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: to go out too, so I was like, all right,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: let's do it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: And Massion is a cute town too, like the right
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: in the center of towns, like the capital.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: State Capitol building. That's okay.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Who was it? Was it the culprit?
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Someone was coming in here with a purpose, started talking
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: breaking ship. I I went home, and I went home
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: and looked at some mock drafts.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: He went home, he went home, But that's okay. We
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: went out and then we went across the street to
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: a bar that had a band, and then they were
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: serving beer that they had died green for Saint Patrick's Day,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: even though I feel like we're still a bit of
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: a way off from Saint Patrick's Day week album. To
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: take a green beer, bro, Yeah, and another round of shots.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Dancing for the band, dancing bro at.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: One and Mooke's in there with his fucking backpack on, dancing.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Mooke's trying to take something home with his backpack on.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: He brings his laptop so we can watch sh it.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: But still, why is he bringing his backpack to the bar?
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it was a bad look.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not going to bring anything home. It looks
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: like he's trying to chop something up, and fucking.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Was like, a college bar is not that bad of
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: a look, because that's pretty popular.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: It's not that good of it. On Saturday night.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: What he'll come up with any excuse he can to
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: not go home with a girl.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: But I thought you said he's horny. He is so
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: reconcile those two things.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: He's just trying to get off.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You need to like treat him like an unfixed dog
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: and just from time to time jerk him off.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just to get him right. I was there
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: for the express purpose of trying to provide company and
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: support and wing man a little bit for him, of course.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: And then the next morning at breakfast, he gave me
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: this long list of reasons for why he had basically
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: chosen to go home alone. And I was like, well,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: if I'd known all of those things, I'm not so
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: sure that I would have done the shots, done all
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: the stuff. And then I was in so much pain.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I know that fucking drinking some cheap ass shots, some
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: cheap ass colleges.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: A headache, A headache in the back of my head
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: that just wouldn't go away.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: He had a classic roan hangover.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: He couldn't shake it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: You look bad. He looks stinky.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: It looked awful. I had this sty on.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: My side, doubled in size over the night, disgusted.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Golf ball sty. Yeah, damn, that's fucking nasty.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Try to get him an eye patch. Noe wants to
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: see that ship, Bro, Nobody wanted to see it.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's funny to go out in a college town, though.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: That is nice, especially with like a little bit of
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: a purpose. It's not like you're up there just you're
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: there for work, so you might as well just party up.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But then Saturday night I saw the wisdom of
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Sass's ways, and I am here to say that I
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: am officially sober.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: No, no Francis drinks so much.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: No we I am. This is day two. Really, you
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: don't get the gym, Kelly and I just it's not
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: that fun for me anymore. That's okay. It's something going on,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: miss Bro.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: There's clearly a fucking gang bang. That's so that they're
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: attempting to do.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: What do we not know about what this room is
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: being used?
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: In this room are the Pat bev Old's Pat bev
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Studio and our studio, and people are coming in and
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: out of here. Oh, I don't know any one's.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Gonna be Hey, what the guys work here? Hey, I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: haven't seen you guys in here.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I was going here to crush a nap.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: It's like that episode of Friends where Ross finds out
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: that the one place where his book that he wrote
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: in the library is the is the area of the
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: library where people come to fuck, and so he goes
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: back there to protect that hallway. But then he meets
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: a woman who actually likes his book, and then he
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: fucks her there.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I saw that. Yeah, someone just came in and twisted
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: off their dildo as it was buzzing. Oh, I'm sorry, geez,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: that's embarrassing.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: It is crazy, But I wonder what's going on. It's
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: clearly there's something that's about to happen in here, or
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: that that has been happened that they think is going
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: to happen in here.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said everything was off the wall and here,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: like the plants were knocked over. Everything was just askew.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody has been fucking around with this room.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I bet if you put these cushions over, it's just dry,
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: calm everywhere, glued down.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It's like peeling off uh, some velcrow. Yeah, but it's
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just thick ropes of.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Someone just pressed their face against the underside like carbonite. Dude,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Francis I I.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I was telling you earlier that there was a there's
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: this awesome new uh restaurant in our neighborhood that I
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: was super excited about. Fucking I went. I went there
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: on Friday night, like, let's just try it out. It's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: never even that busy. I sat down and it was
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: so good. But I asked one of the people that
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: was like pouring waters or something. I was like, what's good?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: And they like had this panic look on their face
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and they're like like I was, And I was just like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: oh stop yan. They were loving it. And then through
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the course of the night, word got out through the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: kitchen staff that I spoke Spanish. Really, they started sending
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: over different people to like speak Spanish. They're like, we
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: are you speak Spanish?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Like, and they're like making me like food. No, they
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: weren't even making me food. They were making me speak Spanish.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: They were. And I have like five words of Spanish,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: like I have like a little bit of kitchen Spanish,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and like eight years of college Spanish, I learned more
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and they just kept on sending people
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: out and they're like, uh, like, how's your night going on?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Everything's good? And then now like one of the ladies
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like her her English. She had no absolutely no English.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Some of them had like the mix. She was the
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: final They sent over the final boss to like mess
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: with me and uh and I thought she was saying, like,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: how's everything? Is everything good? She's like something in the
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: totos like oh totos and I was like, yeah, yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: everything everything like uh the table no, she said, and
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: then she was like, uh I heard or like they
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: clarified it, and she was like saying like this stuffs fimoso,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: like are you famous? And my response to that was
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: everything everything, Yeah famous, everything, Yeah, I do everything.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I was so fucking embarrassed. That was hilarious.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: You're getting a bunch of people coming up to you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: No, not even really, but like, uh, I think the
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: mad or d was being really nice, so he must
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: have uh he must have been, but he didn't. He
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: didn't break like, he didn't say anything. But I don't
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: know why she asked that. She just asked it randomly.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Maggie jillenhol was there. That's real femoso. Damn, that's true.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You're something I don't know. I don't know who her
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: husband is.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Famous actor, you know, Jordan ro Yes, he was, He's
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: a great actor. He was in the Orphan, he was
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: in jar Head, he was in Garden State.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I love starge Guard. Peter Sarsguard.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: That's right, Peter Sarsguard.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I would have I feel like I would
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: have noticed him.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I can.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: She was in like the light with.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: That's her husband. I think they live in Brooklyn Heights.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: And one time I saw him working out at the
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: y m C A gym.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: What I was ust been training for a role home on.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: He's like a recovering drug addict.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Better, what were you doing there? I love your work.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Can I pay for your Equinox membership? Yeah?
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• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: supposed to be really good.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: No, that's a good gets.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: It's okay, it's good for pick up basketball and stuff,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: but it's not good for like it's good for wrestling
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: that diseases.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: That's like where AIDS started. Isn't that what they say?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I know it was like it used to be an
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: old gay hookup club, the y m c A. Did
• 1:00:23
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• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like like young Men's cock Association, Young
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Men's cock ass, young man cock ass.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Young male. We just leave.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Silent.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it was.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you did. You have to try this restaurant.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking good. It was amazing. We'll go,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go, and the ones and a South African white.
• 1:00:54
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• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: It was a shennon blanc n B.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll just do one of the shnoon blancs.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Do you have any hiune bloks. I'll just do a watermelono.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I'm no, no on the can actually, oh man, Patron, Patron,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Hi boss not sure?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Bose got up, Parsona asked me, am ego no, and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Dan though.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Boss, moi bien moi bien.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Moy freaking be in my boy. Oh man, I'd love
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to have you if you want to come to the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: dinner too, says.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Oh Man, I'd love to know, you know, just put
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: them on your other side.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Those steaks look fucking two three inches thick.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were too little, too things lill too big
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: we wrapped them up. Everyone wrapped them up to uh
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: follow through that social sort of It was a supper club,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: small sort of family owned restaurant. They haven't changed in years,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: and out of respect, we said we'd like, we'd like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: to go boxes for because we didn't need everything, and
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: sat and they were like, okay, you two disassed and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: he was like no, And then guess where all of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: the food ended up. It doesn't matter when in.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: The fridge the comedy club and it never left.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter as long as they think there's a
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: chance to eat it. You were like, there's just throw
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: it all out, get rid of it. I don't even
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: want to bring it in.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm stuffed, and you don't either, None
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: of you back there in the kitchen throw away.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: I want to see it in the You owe them
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: the grace of of saying I love this so much,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: but I'm full. I'd like to take it out with
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: me because I couldn't imagine not finishing as someone who worked.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: In the restaurant business for two years.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: No one gives a fuck.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: They're actually probably more happy when you don't a problem.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: What I like to do is I'll chew it up
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: and spit it back onto my plate. No one can
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: touch It's just a purpose exactly, so no one even
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: has a chance to repurpose it in the back.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Sorry about it, Eddie Griffin, you know that story? No,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: the story about Eddie Griffin the comedian.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: What did he do?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Apparently the story goes that he in his rider, he
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: has this thing that's like, I want, you know, four
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: new pairs of white Air Force ones waiting for me
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: in the green room when I.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Come perform Classic one every night.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Something like that, And he sells that to use, one
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: to lose, and to this person who worked at the club,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: scoured town collecting these sneakers for him, delivered on the
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: rider thing, and then the shows happened, he didn't wear
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: a single pair, and then the end of the last show,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: he's like leaving and the staff is like, oh shit,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get to take those Air Force ones with us,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: and he put them in the trash and poured catch
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: up all over them so that no one else could wear.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, that's crazy.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: That's so funny, that's so vindictive. What can make him
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: want to do that?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: That must be so bad? Sort of fight out the story.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I have no idea if that's true, but that is
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: what I was told.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: That's gotta be some sort of like fetish. What would
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: make anyone do that.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: It's the thing of like if I can't have them,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: then no one can.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he can have them, and they got them for.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Him to have. It's a power thing. I don't know.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure no one has these. Just
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: teasing people all weekend. But Undercover Brother was one of
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: the funniest movies I've ever seen.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Life is hysterical the Goat.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Undercover Brother?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Still love that movie. Take two I think it was
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: called Take two. What was that?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: What was that one?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: It was the sequel to Take one.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: That's why he's the king, That's why he's the headliner.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Did you see the video I sent you about me
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: and SaaS on the plane?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That was really good too.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: He knew my phone secretly down here and he's like,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? And I was like, just wait, no,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: you didn't say anything. Yeah, hey, hello, Oh it's oh
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: come on.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: So people have been coming to the door, ohen and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: we know that there's like some kind of fuck session.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: That's going on in this round.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: People keep coming in here like they're expecting a meeting,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: and then they leave instantly.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: So some a dude came in like unbuckling his paints
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: as he opened the door.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: All alrighty, everybody, let's talk about the Gentleman. They say,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: a gentleman always keeps his word. But I can't repeat
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: any of the words that the weed dealing, gambling, murdering,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: aristocrat aristocrats say in The Gentleman.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Couldn't even say aristocrats that he says. Actually, it's tough
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: words over the Gentleman, but it's not a tough watch,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much.
• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: if you know anything about me, you know I'm a
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: very big you're you're a guy, guy, guys guy exactly.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I love Guy Ritchie. I love all of his work.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: That movie that he did with Gillenhall phenomenal. Probably not
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: as good as The Gentleman though.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Oh no. The Games puts Jake Jillenhall under the table.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: It's based on his award winning film. It's based on
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: his award winning film The Gentleman. Series stars Theo James
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: and a whole new cast of criminal lords and ladies
• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:58
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• 1:07:06
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm, the room was trashed when we walked in. Yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: so there's problems, will work it out. Heads are gonna roll. Look,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: heads are gonna roll.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, heads are gonna roll. For sure, heads are
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: gonna roll.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite phrases. After Smitty said that
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: at most dangerous games and then zero heads rolled. Smitty
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: after the whole fucking billy football Jordan Woodriff and Sydney
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Wells thing happened at most dangerous games. It was like
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: a fucking we had a breakfast and there was like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Smitty was causing like a fucking scene at this like
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: mom and pop diner in Upstate New York. And I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: remember the waitress coming over and being like, what do
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: you guys want for drinks? And I was like, I'll
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: do a water whatever, and then uh and then Smitty
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: sitting there and he's like, I swear heads are gonna
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: fucking roll. And then she goes to him and he goes.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: She goes, what do you what do you want to drink?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: And then he's in the middle of yelling about heads
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: are rolling, and then he goes, he turns, he goes
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: iced tea, and he turns his head.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: He turns his head back and continues yelling. It was
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: so funny. Heads you're gonna roll.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I remember I had to go to the I went
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom because I was like, this is too embarrassing.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: I have to I can't be around this.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because well, I think that the people who are
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: getting in trouble weren't the people who were responsible.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Oh now, well you one person responsible for what happened
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: was Billy Football, right, and Billy Football was blackout drunk
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: at that point.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: People get in trouble for that because the girls.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Were made to be scared in the middle of the night,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and Smitty was protecting the women at the camp. But like, uh,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: it wasn't the Was he.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Trying to breed with them?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: No, I think he was trying to get their votes.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: To be fully honest, I think he was playing that like.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Rob.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Smitty, Billy, Oh no, no, no, Smitty, I think was
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: trying to get their vote. Smitty made its top three, yes,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: oh and I and then I lost it for both
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: of us, and he was pissed.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you fucked him. Yeah, yeah, that was nasty of you.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: But shouts to him.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Did he want you to vote for him?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: He wanted me to vote for him. Yeah, but he
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: was not wrong. If I voted for him, I would
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: have won. He just didn't want Tommy to win. Yeah,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: So and you voted for then I voted tom because
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: I assumed that.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You were the deciding vote for Tommy.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Was the whole game.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Everyone's like, we got to get Tommy out, We got
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: to get Tommy out. And then I was like, if
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I have a for Tommy, that's just a vote going
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: nowhere because no one's going to vote for Tommy. Turned
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: out everyone voted for Tommy, including you, including me, and.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: They would have been a tie running faster. Yeah he
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: got your ass good. Yeah, he embarrassed your ass good.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: That's why, that's why he's the Goat's.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Right, except for during Storm Chasers, dude.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: I know, dude that that tweet that you sent. If
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I was on Storm Chasers, I probably would have gone
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: back to my room and cried. I probably would have
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: been like, we let him down, dude.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Now they were like texting me like pissed off. They're like,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: why the funk would you say that?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was just like, the storm Chasers have let
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: me down this year. You go find that storm.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was clearly not like that serious of a thing.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, you create the storm, Yeah, you make
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: the storm. And then yeah, Tommy was his feelings were hurt.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: He was texting me hurt heard about it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: But I just want them to go and like whoop
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: it up and make some great content for the for
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: the company, and not to piss on the brand. That
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: fucking we created that beautiful brand. But yeah, he was
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: very hurt by it, and uh, I apologize. But then
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: the Goat some snark from Yeah, he could be voted.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: He might be voted call like someone in the wote.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Oh man, he might be the wote.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: But then, uh, I knew that I was justified because
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the Eagles snatched Saquon Barkley from his precious Giants today.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: So I gotta talk about that. That's fucking nuts.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy Smokes is double crying.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: That is Uh, that's pretty crazy. That's pretty huge for
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: the Eagles.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You like that?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: No, I hate it, but it is like that's gonna
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: make them already super super Bowl contender.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: But they I mean, you can't. Super Bowls aren't one
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: in uh in March?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: You know, kind of are you think? So? Yeah?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: I mean I'll tell you who's not a super Bowl
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: contender right now? Is the Patriots.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: No, they signed all they do give hired all of.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Their players than their head coach and signed not good players. Yeah,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: it doesn't look and they're gonna fuck up the draft somehow.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Well, what about Mac Jones? At least they still have him, right?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: No? They lost Mac? They lost Jones. No, dude, I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: have his jersey at home and I don't even know
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: what to do with it anymore. I mean, I start
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: using it as a towel or something.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Bite my ass with it.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I think in the ancient Roman times they would have
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: fixed it to the end of a stick and wipe
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: ash with it. Yeah, I think that's what you have
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I think my best bet would be hope that he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: becomes this insanely like maybe the best player of all time,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: and then I'll have the original Patriots Mac Jones jersey.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I go for some money.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: A better bet is that everyone forgets about him and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: then you pull the jersey out in like five years
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: and everyone's like, yo, fucking mac Jones. It's a classic.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: But will they do that? I think it would probably
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: be if mac Jones, If mac Jones, they might.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: They might if mac Jones became if Max, if something
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: insane happened. What is He's only on his third season
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: in the NFL.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Right fourth now, right, this will be his fourth.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: So if if he somehow has the if he somehow
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: wins the next seven Super Bowls in a row, say
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence gets injured, someone breaks his kneecaps me perhaps,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: and mac Jones becomes the starter for the Jaguars and
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: they win the next seven Super Bowls. Do you think
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: that my original Mac Jones jersey would go for a
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: lot of money, or now.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: It will never go for money. Why are you trying
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: to buy it like a fucking crypto currency, trying to
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: sell it?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Sell it?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm it wasn't an investment.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Well, now it is an investment.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: No, it was never an investment, you know, So it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Doesn't have like trading card a jersey.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Never you're not buying jerseys for their resale value. You're
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: buying them because you're prideful about that player, that's your
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: favorite player.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now he's not on the team anymore. So
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: now he's not my favorite player at all. He's probably
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: not even with him my top twenty five.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: If it were in a sunk cost fallacy right now
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: you're chasing something that has no mat.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: But so it doesn't have it doesn't have the same
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: trading value as cards.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: It's probably be like if you had.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Like an original Tom Brady Michigan jersey that's just going
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: for what still forty bucks?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: No, well tom Brady's a different a different case.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: But that's why I'm saying if he becomes the next
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: if he wins the next seven Super Bowls, it becomes
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: the greatest quarter.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: If you have a Brady jersey, it's just like a jersey.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I'll say this. Someone offered me as signed James harden
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Brooklyn Nets authentic jersey for free, and I was like,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna take that.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so no, So the answer is no,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: this is a hard No.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to carry that.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you thought that you were gonna get
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: value for this.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Ever, I don't know.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe something because they're not gonna make Mac.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a jersey before?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: They're not gonna know they don't. But it's if they're
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: If they're not gonna have they're not buying stock in him.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: But I did.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: But no, But I think what I'm trying to say
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: is that they're not making Mac Jones Patriots ers anymore.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: There's probably not a lot of people that bought them
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: in the first place.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of the time, when a player like that
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: gets traded or does something that just completely ruins their reputation,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: sometimes those pro shops will even buy those jerseys back
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: from you.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, they'll buy them, buy the whole rack out and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: like throw them in the garbage and like just to
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: keep the heater going, like they'll just keep them.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Like so then maybe down the road, I'll be the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: only person that still has a mac Jones Patriots.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Their value has never been lower. If you go into
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: a fucking Foreman.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Milk West, Jones becomes the greatest ever do it, then
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: it will go up and people are like, oh my god,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: that's the only mac Jones.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: But then someone could immediately just buy a personalized Patriots
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: jersey with.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: The ringing value is that you are able to just customize.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Time. What do you mean, what if I get it signed?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you have a better chance of it being worth
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: something if something horrific happens to him.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: What if what if I get it signed by mac
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Jones a little better.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: With the date like before Ford he starts.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Playing for the you backdated check?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah? What if?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Like what if I get him touch with him in
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: the next six months before football starts again.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I think if you, I think you have a better
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: chance of like putting the data is like twenty twelve.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: And Mack Joe, Oh, I see what you're talking about.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Like and you forge like a historical document that like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: he called his shot that he was gonna be on
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: the Patriots.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: That could be Big Mac Jones at rock bottom.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: He would the before picture.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I think if you're at that point in your career,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: you're willing to travel to sign a jersey or maybe
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I'll like, I'll mail it to him and then he'll
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: send it.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: See if I do that?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: No, JAIFO fly to New York for it?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, I mean.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: I'll have him. Yeah, let's have him on the Yeah
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: and he'll open for me. Mac Jones, I'll go down.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: I'll do laugh Boston. I'll do a one night or there.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: No, he's in Jacksonville. Now we gotta go down.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: All things already, Yeah, we gotta go to the Ville.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Fuck, we gotta go to Duval. We gotta go to
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: the worst end.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to fucking Jacksonville.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Noah becomes Little Duval.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: That sucks. I don't want to go there.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't you fall asleep and the dulta long was listening
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: to Little Duvall? I remember that about you.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I saw a guy proposed to his girlfriend in the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: tailgate outside of Jaguars game after he did a mayonnaise
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: pool belly flop competition.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Was he a fat white?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: He was believe it or not, something else, and uh,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: I think he used like a ring pop or something
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: to propose he covered covered in mayonnaise. Covered.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: That's what every girl wants, every girl, every little girl.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: She was like, he was getting down on his knee
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: and the crowd was going nuts, and I was like,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: don't say yes.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Honestly, she was probably like, no, no, please, no, not
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: They're definitely faking it. Yeah, for an attention of the moment,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: might be.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Well, actually this did not seem like a couple that.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Was Yeah, this was a big highway. He saves up
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: for the ring pop.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Did he clear the mayonnaise off of himself?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: No, he had it all through his hair and everything.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting. Mayonnaise is not heard.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It's a good hair product. It probably is the guy
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: from ninety day or yeah, from ninety day fiance big
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Ed used to put mayonnaise in his hair.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Really, that's not surprising. He's a big guy, he's a thumb,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: he's a chunky little guy.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: He's incredible. It's so much more fun to say mayonnaise mayonnaise.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: We called our stuff Gator Ray.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Naturally greased my hair with mayonnaise. Oh, man, soak one's
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: going to the Birds.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: The Birds.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: That's gonna take a lot of pressure off of Jalen.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: He's not gonna have to be the star.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: But you look at it this way that the team
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: with the highest paid running back has never won the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. But then you look at it this way,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the pendulum could be swinging the other way as far
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: as the running back market. And you're looking at what
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers did with McCaffrey and you're like, hey,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: let's see if we can replicate that. Then you look
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: at it this way in Los Angeles last year with
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the Chargers Brandon Staley when he was their offensive coordinator,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: he was under fire for not running the ball enough.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: But then you look at it this way the Eagles
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: offensive line.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can look at it any
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: more ways.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: That's so many ways.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: I've got like, at least ten more.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: We're being truly circumspect. We're being so goddamn circumspect about
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: this that we're looking at it from all angles.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Since we are, you just got to hope they're going
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: to use him the right way, because Siriani.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: They might have to split him out.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Why that's what I'm saying, I'm thinking to bring him out?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Why split him out?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: But then are you going to pay Davonte Smith? Are
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: you going to continue to pay A. J. Brown? Or
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: are you going to pay three offensive skill position guys?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Is DeVante's still on a rookie contract. Yeah, we can
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: look at it all those ways, but I still like
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: to see it the way that the Eagles benefit the most.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: You know why, Well, I'm taking a bird's eye.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Ye, God damn it, that's good.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: I think I hate it. I hate every single part
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: of that good ship.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: But what I will say is I think that Brown
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: is going to definitely go to the Patriots now because
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: that wouldn't happen because he's not gonna want to be
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: He wants to be the star players one on the team, Saquons.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Star players need to start.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: You need a start receiver, and know he's not. AJ
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Brown is still making more money than him.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Really, buy a lot.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: How much is Adrian Brown's contract?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: He makes twenty million a year, twenty five one make?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: He making three years thirty eight million?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: So what's that?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: I fucked?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Take one out? One hundred million?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: God almost thirteen so not at all?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen million Oh, Saquon, get your fucking money up, dude.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Run he's had injuries running backs. Yeah, the bertal position.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: How much does McCaffrey make.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe more than that, A lot more than that, dumb
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: ass that's pull it up, gamed again, pull it up.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: How much is a lot more than that? What do
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: you think he makes?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: One hundred million? Exactly?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Pap has maybe more than.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: That, Christian McCaffrey contracts.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I would always play in the NBA before NFL. You
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: got a six or four white.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: That was base salary's twelve million, twelve million, dumbass.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Wow, we're sind your dumb ass. No, never rescind it,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Never rescind it.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: You don't know ball.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I know you didn't even
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: know that Sakuon Barkley got signed. You don't know ball, honestly.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta scroll and just see if there's been anything.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't know Saquon got signed. You didn't
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: know what I said it.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: I know which is TA. I've been all over it too.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys saw I broke the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: news that Kirk Cousins got moved to the Falcons. I'm
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: always first on it.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Oh what Xavier McKinney signed with the Green Bay Packers. No,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: you did. It's probably worth way more.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Now though, No, damn.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I thought that we were gonna get mckennie's.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to get another safety, maybe Jesse Bates,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Damar Hamlin.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: How about fucking gave Davis signing with Jacksonville?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: No, really, you didn't know this, No, damn, this is
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: what happens when you sleep like a normal human being.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, but this is good.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: What gave Davis to the Jaguars?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: First off, you don't know ball, But second of all,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: you're not seeing the silver lining Mac Jones and Gabe Davis.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: Ooh, definitely Gabe to the Jags.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: What Mack and Davis, Mac and.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: D's bro Mac to Davis is gonna be that has
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: a redeable back.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: To Davis, Davis to Mac.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: What about my sign Gabe Davis photo that says to Harry,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: welcome to the Bill's Mafia. Do you think that's gonna
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: go for anything?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Now, that's what that's worthless. You're not in Bill's mafia
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: and he's not in Bill's ma.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: You think I have to take down that photo because
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: I have it it's framed in my house.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: You have to have you're to get a new one
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: that says welcome to duval I know, or one that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: says douvall.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna need one from Gabe and Mac.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gabe him, Mac, You're gonna have to what hit
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: up Gabe?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Email him? Do you have his email?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: I'll have to get it. Talk to his trainer, Gabe.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Hit us with your email or hits that with your email.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Man, where Jags were at a schedule some Jacksonville dates.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like we could all have a Jags we
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: could all be a Jag show, Like yeah, it doesn't
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: really like go in contrast with anything that we're trying
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: to do with our lives.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to eliminate Trevor Lawrence though, because now
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: he's becoming a problem.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's backup quarterbacks, best job in town. I watched back,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: I watched, I watched He's saying Mac.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, macup quarterback? Hello.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: I watched the game from the owner's suite at Jaguars Stadium.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Really with Chaps is this guy has his own sushi
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: chef there?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Shod con Oh?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah guy, Yeah.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: He made his money on like the bumper Buddy or something.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Really product that helps. That's the that's the real American dream.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: And then we went to the pool. Yes on there
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: and we were in there with all these girls.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: We gotta go to that pool and swim with our
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: shirts on board.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: It's good. I did that. Yeah, we made a video.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I did that. I was in that pool with all
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: those girls.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Did you take your shirt off?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: No? I kept it on. And I don't call it
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: a shirt.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I call it a rash guard, a camisol.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: It's a rash guard.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: You definitely were you're you're that you're that shade of
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: skin color that you probably had to wear a shirt
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: at the beach when.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: You were a kid. It just made it easier. Yeah,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: it was safe.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: What you wear one of those long sleeve ones.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Put the white stuff on your nose. Yeah, zinc oxide
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: dates this weekend dates.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: New York City?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Bro, what really? Wow, I'm just gonna be in the city.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: I'm in Nashville at Zany's Thursday through Saturday. Come out
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna go to the Barstool Bar on Thursday night.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: People to the show. Get to skip the line.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Four Sharks bro that's sick. That's a pretty good deal that.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: I love that bar.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: I'm excited. That's say genuinely very fun things about it.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna do a set there?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: No? Really, it's not a comedy club, but you could,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: like there's like a DJ booth, you could do a
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: set there. What's up everybody?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: The ship that didn't make the theur director's cut.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: I think people at that bar want to watch me
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: do comedy.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: If you if you sung it with all start, I
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: think that'd be a great idea.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: If you want to see me do comedy, come to
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Zany's and then we'll go to the bar.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: And then at the bar, they're gonna do a little
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: like fifteen minutes like Q and A type thing.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, money and Hannah Cook will be there.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Interviewing Francis I'm down tickets at Francislas dot com.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes, I'm there.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to Philly, Philly.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: What are you doing now in Philly?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Uh? I'm gonna hold my friend's baby for the first time,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: hold my friend Mike's baby.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: That's cool, my god.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna go to the Alehouse have a
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: roast beef meet up at the a Saturday night, ye
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: little Alehouse.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: If you got tickets to go see his friend's baby,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: you will be able to skip the line at the
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: the Alehouse.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Or no, you get free.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: And let you smell your fingers. You'll get to skip
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: the line. Yeah, you have to.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: You have to smell the fingers though. But dude, I've
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: been craving a good roast beef in New York. Not
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: like a thin, sliced cold roast beef sandwich. I'm talking
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: about a fucking hot roast beef monster. I heard there's
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: one in like Deep Brooklyn and like benson Hurst or
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. I might take a pilgrimage out there.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: To try and kind to go out there after this.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: The Old Alehouse incredible broatht beef. He used to work there, right,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: big time. Slice the beef my most famous, uh my
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: most famous achievement. People still come up to me and
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: be like, I love ye Old Alehouse beefs.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: That's that's a story for a different day. No, that's
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: I like that story. It's a good story.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's a story for a different day.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll save that, my bad, We'll save that for
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: the Patreon. Oh yes, all right, well, thank you guys
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: all for listening.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: We will see you on Also, how crazy is it
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: that going to Tuesday and Thursdays, we've gone up ten
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: thousand listeners per episode.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Oh new, that's crazy.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Great data happens when you're superstars.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Samos for Mosos, sa.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Most for moosas. All right, tell you guys for listening.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: We'll see you all on Thursday.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Goodbye, good work