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BEST BITS: The Kettle Bell Incident · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 5: Hoidy Jay Kelly, what mate went to the gym again today?
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  Speaker 5: As you know you're getting cut for summer.
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  Speaker 6: You got a rest though, Joseph about you're not eving
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  Speaker 6: any rest days.
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  Speaker 5: You know one of those people men that once they
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  Speaker 5: get onto something, I just won't let it go.
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  Speaker 3: You're like a dog with a yeah, a dog with
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  Speaker 3: a boner.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, speaking of which that's going great guns at the moment,
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  Speaker 5: you're breeding in terms of just just health wise, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean? I think because you're still waking
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  Speaker 5: up and yeah, you're wearing to go. But I'm just
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  Speaker 5: talking about you know, when you get physically fit, keysy, right,
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  Speaker 5: your body functions better.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: But the saying is a dog with a bone, right,
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  Speaker 6: what's saying? What are you talking about? Dog with a bone?
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  Speaker 6: I write it down on the book.
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  Speaker 3: It's a dog with a bone, dog with a boner?
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  Speaker 3: Please keez.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, there, I was going nuts at the gym today.
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  Speaker 5: I had the old kettle bells, you know, and they're
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  Speaker 5: pretty If you don't know what you're doing, they can
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  Speaker 5: be a really dangerous object.
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  Speaker 7: Mate.
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  Speaker 3: I had one on each hand and I.
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  Speaker 5: Was just basically doing massive wind you know, the old windmill.
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  Speaker 5: And what you don't realize is the velocity that you're
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  Speaker 5: getting up to with those things, because there's a hell
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  Speaker 5: of a lot of you know, because it's a hell
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  Speaker 5: of a lot of what it's really good for, the
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  Speaker 5: picks and the ebbs and the joints and shoulders and
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  Speaker 5: you're totally heavy basically, I think the forty kg each
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  Speaker 5: each side. But I got so much momentum going up
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  Speaker 5: with the kettle bell, you know that I just basically
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  Speaker 5: hyper extended my arms hyper extended, and and I lost
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  Speaker 5: control and just let go of one of them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you know how they have.
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  Speaker 5: Those rows of rowing machines, just they were full to
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  Speaker 5: capacity and the kettle bell just came whizzing out of
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  Speaker 5: my hand at a raid of knots, mate and.
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  Speaker 3: Boostoos doos doos doos doostoos.
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  Speaker 4: Right, took all five rowers out, but.
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  Speaker 6: It made seven totally. Man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how much power was behind it, because I
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  Speaker 5: was getting some real velocity on it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So the old.
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  Speaker 5: Management like, oh, you know, you've got to take it easy,
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  Speaker 5: and it's great.
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  Speaker 6: Having you like it, man, Yeah, stand back man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I've had that before as well, with the
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  Speaker 6: old kettlebells, and there are unique things. They haven't been
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  Speaker 6: around for long. It's mostly been your dumb bells and
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  Speaker 6: your bar bells. Your kettlebells are pretty new. And I
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  Speaker 6: had a similar thing where I was sort of had
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  Speaker 6: them rotating sort of like if you can imasure me
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  Speaker 6: free styling, swimming freeze. Yeah yeah, that thing, but like
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  Speaker 6: right over the top and then get You're getting the
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  Speaker 6: gain real quick. And but I've got the thing about
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  Speaker 6: Liz I sort of got. I started getting away from
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  Speaker 6: me a little bit. The momentum really started building up.
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  Speaker 6: But I've got sort of a I guess the grip
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  Speaker 6: on both my hands is like a lockjaw on a pitbull,
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  Speaker 6: So I just didn't let it go. But my arms
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  Speaker 6: started going so fast that I was actually like a
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  Speaker 6: helicopter and I lifted off the ground.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well you know, in
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  Speaker 5: any respects, it's not too far adrift from the old
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  Speaker 5: hammer throw exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You get that weirdy coming
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  Speaker 3: in and then you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: The momentum is so great, but so what you actually
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  Speaker 5: levitated And it.
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  Speaker 6: Took me about probably thirty seven seconds to get home. Wow,
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  Speaker 6: so good.
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  Speaker 8: Last time I had to go with the KTB bells
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  Speaker 8: because they're quite dangerous. I was squatting and I dropped
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  Speaker 8: one on my foot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'd go golf bag. Oh yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. And then just put a sock over the
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  Speaker 3: top of it. Yeah yeah, yeah, driver, Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, tell it's a hard enap yeah.
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  Speaker 6: If it's a small snake, you could put it in
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  Speaker 6: your drink that you get from McDonald's or something like that, right,
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  Speaker 6: a straw, or.
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  Speaker 5: If it's a really small steak, in your yeath thrick.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yes, right.
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  Speaker 1: What if it's like a medium snake, you could use
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  Speaker 1: it as like a belt or a drawstring.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've never kept one as a pen, I'll be honest
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 6: No, I've given a bit of butter, a little bit
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  Speaker 4: you going? How's your Friday been so far?
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  Speaker 7: Oh it's been a bit crap, But.
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  Speaker 6: Glad it's over.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a bit crap. I'm sorry, fella. At least
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  Speaker 4: away with five one hundred bucks cash. And I've also
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  Speaker 4: Friday been?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Not bad fella, not bad fella. Hey, jump off speaker
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  Speaker 4: if you're on speaker, bro or head closer to the phone,
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  Speaker 4: your buzzer. So Chris, I want you to yell plasterer,
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  Speaker 4: and Hamish I want you to yell plumber. Okay, first
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  Speaker 4: and best of three, let's crack into it. But a
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  Speaker 4: general knowledge here. What's the longest single island state highway
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  Speaker 4: in New Zealand? Okay, so Chris was in there by? Nos, Chris,
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  Speaker 4: what one is it?
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  Speaker 6: Say? Highway one?
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  Speaker 4: No, that is incorrect, my friends, I'm going to pass
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  Speaker 4: that one over to Hamish. You've got a chance, he mate. Now, reminder,
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  Speaker 4: it's single island state highway. Oh, give it away. Not bad,
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  Speaker 4: not bad, not a bad guess the actual answer there,
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  Speaker 4: State Highway six. Obviously start State Highway One's the longest
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  Speaker 4: in the whole country. Let's move on here. Let's move on.
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  Speaker 4: Which member of the Hodecky Big Show is officially on
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  Speaker 4: record as having the largest honkers plaster. Chris, you're in there?
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  Speaker 3: What was it?
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  Speaker 6: Here you go?
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  Speaker 8: Isn't it very nice?
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  Speaker 4: Mate? We've got somebody on the board here. If Chris
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  Speaker 4: gets this next one, he takes it out. HAMI she
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  Speaker 4: got one more chance, brother. This is another Big Show question.
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Geez in there quick, Chris? Do you know what it was?
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  Speaker 6: Premier McConn.
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  Speaker 4: That was lethal? Absolutely lethal from the Plaster has taken
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  Speaker 4: it out there.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, listen to the podcast so it helps us love
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  Speaker 7: that love.
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  Speaker 4: That Hey, well played, Hamish. I'll chuck you on rold there, Chris,
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  Speaker 4: well done, mate, well played representing the Plaster as well.
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  Speaker 4: until they get back next week, rolling out the best
• 15:05
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty two, Jase running into a bit of a
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  Speaker 4: conundrum and needing the audience's advice on whether he should
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: do something in studio.
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  Speaker 5: They're just pouring and actually, Mike, yeah, man, and there's
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: actually far more nudity than I could ever have imagined,
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: to be honest, Ah, which is a good thing. I
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: like to sort of visualize my audience as being naked.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: It makes me feel relaxed and calm.
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and sort of would probably strike your ego a
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: little bit. Yeah, we're getting into you and your confidence
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: around your downstairs.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, no, I am pretty confident about my downstairs
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: but you know that's warranted, as we discussed yesterday.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean I get the vibe that when
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: you start talking about you know, how impressive your downstairs is,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: that it's very much in the vein of our audience
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: who texts and saying that you're nude. I mean they're
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: saying it, but I know how much truth there is
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: to it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Oh look, you know, as you know about me, Mike,
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: like I've had my baps out on video before in
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: front of the nation, I'm prepared to actually drop my
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: dax and prove that it's not all chat from Hoidy Jane.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: You don't get a voice like this, mate, unless you're
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: operating a massive downstair right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Well, maybe we could do a sort of a Facebook
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: live situation. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll get
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: along the hedak your big show and we get a
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: pretty good audience for that. Imagine, I mean it would
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: drop off pretty quick.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would Well, I actually think the opposite would happen.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: I think that that would actually pick up the more
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: I unveiled you think, well, yeah, you know what I mean,
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: the final reveal and then the final reveal would be
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: like massive rating bonanza, I think.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: So, I think people would delete their accounts.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I'd actually be really interested to know how many people
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: would be interested in me doing that actually make to
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: be honest.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Well, again, I think there'll be a lot of people
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: that say they're interested in right, Okay, you know, but
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: when push comes to shove.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: You could do it like Naked Attraction, where it slowly reveals.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: An attraction.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: It's a TV show in the UK, and it slowly
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: reveals the private parts.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: Because if you're rocking a massive piece, Jason, it'd.
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: Be a long reveal, wouldn't it. It just wouldn't start. Well.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: But the trouble with you, Jas is that you're a shower.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: I mean you're a grower, not a shower. Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the issue.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: So for you to really impress anybody going to need
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: to be fully.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Engaged initially it would be underwhelming. I'll be honest with you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah it would be underwhelming.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: But yeah, well you could run and give a little page.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: Actually if people feel sorrow for you and they might
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: give you some care.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Well, actually, what we could do, what I would need
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: if I was going to do that, and I'm prepared
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: to do that. If people are interested enough in me
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: doing that is probably get a fluffer. Oh yeah, you know,
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: someone just or maybe Keysy, you could bring up some
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: pawn on your phone or something like that, just to
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: actually so I could show the full extent of myself about.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: If we just had a full length mirror in front
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: of you so you could see yourself. That would get
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: you going.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it tends to get me going. I tend
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: to turn myself on.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: But you could do a couple of well, look at these.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Texts here coming in By the way, I mean people
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: are into this, Mike. I mean we joke about this,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: but actually people are massively into the idea of me
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: getting my KT off.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: Well, hey, look we could see what Paul Tito's up
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: to you.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: He could be a fluffer. Ah that best.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: But from April twenty twenty two, do you think in
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: that time retired union player Paul Tito's found out that
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: he's actually Jason Hoyt's hall pass And if not, can
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: somebody make that happen and let him know In the
• 18:37
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  Speaker 4: Are you here with Pugs filling in for the Fellers
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: until they get back next week? Another best but for you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: This one's from early twenty twenty two, Jason Mike knowing
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: for being proud fathers. And let's just say the daughter
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: is a massive overachievers.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: The little one's been a bit of a struggle lately
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: that I sort of week or two we thought we'd
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: we thought, actually we're going through a bit of a
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: regression with it. Yeah, because she started at this new
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: daycare and she came home and did you generally anticipate
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: that their language will take off once we're around those cads.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of chating gown or indeed, yeah, because
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: how old is she going on three? And she came
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: home and was just sort of speaking some sort of well,
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: we just don't know what. I don't know what she
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: was going on about. I just thought she has been
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: sort of silly, and you know, it sort of imitates
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: the sounds of language while at the same time not
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: actually making any sense to me. Yes, and so it
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: began on for a while. We thought we'd better take
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: her to a language specials because it sort of kept
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: on going on and on, and she was sort of
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: speaking English less and less. This makes it hard around
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: the house to communicate when you've got somebody that refuses
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: to speak.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: English, even though you yourself actually speak a number of languages.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I know what you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and which ones? And so yeah, we took her
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: along and it turned out that she was speaking Arabic, right, okay,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: because one of the kids at her school is fluent
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: and you know Arabic, yeah, yeah, yeah, And so she
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: just picked it up by ear over the course of
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: about three or four days and then just came home
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: and was speaking to that. But not only that, also Russian.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: She's speaking Russia as well, Russia as.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: A Russian girl at school. She was there for an
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: afternoon and Frankie, you know, my daughter's just picked that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Up boom straight away.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: It's really weird because.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Like when my when my eldest daughter was born, Mike,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: she was about sort of like eight months old, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: we had the same scenario. She was just babbling away
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: and we were like, oh, how cute is that, you
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: know what I mean, She's just doing sort of a
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: bit of baby talk. There was actually Chinese pad no,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Chinese and Mandarin, and she was only like eight months old. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: And I mean my wife and I we actually don't
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: speak Mandarin, and so you know, obviously that's why we
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: didn't pick up on it initially, because you know, we
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: don't speak the language.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: But I mean.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Literally, she must have watched a program or something like
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: that and just bumper Mandarin fluent.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: I just get to them so quickly, doesn't I mean, yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Like sponges.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And it always surprised me because Frankie was just
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: sitting at home. I could just give her some pen
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: and crown on paper. She's doing some lovely duodling there,
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: and and theybor came over and said, sorry, who's written
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: out an exact replica of the Kuran here?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, from one afternoon.
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, kid, that spoke of it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Man, it was weird the first time I saw my
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: eldest actually writing Chinese, you know what I mean, Mandarin Mandarin,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: And you know, we were sort of looking at it
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: and gage thinking she was drawing pictures.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: And screeds of it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Mate, screeds of it which was old sort of Mandarin philosophy,
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: which we you know later got trained what she translated
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: it for us when you got a little bit older.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: But jeez, kids are amazing, mate.
• 22:19
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• 22:21
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• 22:24
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  Speaker 9: The Hidarchy Big Show was jas Mike and Keyzy tune
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  Speaker 4: The world's best fiddler but also the world's best escape artists.
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine how many times we've caught and let
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• 22:59
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• 23:02
  Speaker 4: I've been counting up the calls and I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: see go through the final three Melissa from Canterbury. Are
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  Speaker 4: you there? Yeah? Here, Hey Melissa, I'm so sorry you
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  Speaker 4: I really appreciate the call. All right, you have a
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  Speaker 6: Alrighty.
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  Speaker 4: My brother? You are one off? I am so sorry
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, but I appreciate the call. Jeremy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: have I got news for you?
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  Speaker 6: Brother?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: What kind of news?
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  Speaker 4: Your call? A one hundred? My friend? You've just won
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  Speaker 4: yourself one thousand big ones.
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  Speaker 6: That's pretty good.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Oh geez, you're cutting out. What a great time to
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: cut out there, Jeremy. Talk to me, brother. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: will find a week spot here. I'll blame the needon.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I'm almost at the ah. Very nice man. What do
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  Speaker 4: you do for a crust? I'm an engineer, civil engineer.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Ah back. I can't think of anybody more deserving to
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: get that thousand dollars. Hey, Jeremy, do you have any
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: idea what you're going to spend it on? Man?
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Ah?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Probably the desl to Timarun back today, but otherwise, uh,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: it could be a couple of quiet ones.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice man, nice man, well deserved. Well hold the
• 24:15
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• 24:18
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• 25:52
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• 25:54
  Speaker 4: you've listened for a long time. Keezy he just might
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: be a little bit of a fan of rugby league.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: And as much as he is a rugby league fan,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: he's even less of a rugby union fan, and so
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: he spent a bit of time on one show talking
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: smack about Union and the All Blacks in general, and
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: somebody had a little bit of something to say about that.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: As we've always said, Monagi old body Barrett, the legend
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: that he is, he doesn't back away from a contest,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: he doesn't back away from a challenge.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: And he's joining us on the phone right now. Boden,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: how you going, your mad bastard.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: You're not bad. Thanks, just going off the training pet
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: the old Graham there and saw this post and here we.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Go, yeah, here we go, all right mate, let's go.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: Well, of course this little stems from the fact, just
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: for the listeners there that you know, we did a
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: podcast a few days ago and Kesey was just absolutely
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: put in the boot into you know, our national sport,
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: national rugby, the backbone of this cog uh and not
• 26:57
  Speaker 11: only rugby, but but you all Blacks, and specifically you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 11: I'm saying that he could kick your head and on
• 27:04
  Speaker 11: all this stuff, and we just so that was just
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: out just unexcepted. Of course you then you bailed me
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: up in the gym and the first thing you said
• 27:10
  Speaker 11: to me was, we know you've got incredible legs the
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: second thing you said was you know who does this
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: keesy think he is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: We're an impressed made brow and Geordie, my brothers were
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: just here. We're actually we were an oree of the
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: amount of tenure of lending it pretty impressive.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, let's just keep it on the fight, not legs.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: If I know that you've been training this afternoon, mate,
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: so you haven't been listening to the show at the moment.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: But can I just give you a few of the
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: things that Keys said? He said, I say, he said,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: body's a pretty boy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: He said, body's got gym muscles.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: He says that you've overtrained, and he reckons, mate, he
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: gets a couple of bears down, and he could take.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: You no one thing he said.
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: He said the fact that you've grown up on a
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: farm makes it easier for him because farmers in a
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: tooriously soft And I couldn't believe that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I can tell from the sound of
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: your voicemail you sound a bit scared?
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: Am I right in saying that?
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: Mogi? Yeah, key mate, that's quite awkward because I actually
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: like you, but I don't want.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: To Yeah, right, okay, But I think the problem we've
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: got now, buddy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Is that as Kezy has thrown out the challenge?
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and it feels like it's It's like Kezy has
• 28:33
  Speaker 11: effectively done the hacker on the show. He's laid down
• 28:36
  Speaker 11: the challenge and now it's sort of up for the
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: opposition to pick it up.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: I'm just blowing. I know what to say, but I'm
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: extremely awkward about this whole situation on the big stand
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: of the show, and I'd hate to ruin it by blending.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Don't worry about that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: About that?
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: That's all good. Look when we want to want you
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: really bad about that?
• 29:00
  Speaker 11: Man, that is just that's absolutely as good as gold.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Can I just say, body like, if there is a
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: chance that you know, we could just you know, shake
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: hands and just put this whole thing to bed, then sweet.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: If not, though I will have to come over there
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: and kick your ass.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Is that all good?
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: Probably from here?
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: Fine box foks, fine bucks.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Honestly, if there's responsible lemonades involved, my money's on Keysy.
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  Speaker 4: here's a relationship advice from August of last year.
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  Speaker 8: I love you so much.
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  Speaker 3: We need to talk.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going out with the boys. Hey, babe, was there
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  Speaker 6: anything on this.
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  Speaker 3: Weekend relationship advice with Jason Mike? Yeah, great stuff. Just
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  Speaker 3: before we get into that.
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  Speaker 5: That was the end of the countdown there, Van Halen.
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  Speaker 5: But the great news if you missed it today, it's
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  Speaker 5: all going to be repeating from seven o'clock onwards.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, on the Prebonators show.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. Good stuff, Yeah, pretty great, pretty great.
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  Speaker 8: A lot of techs coming through on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 1: People needing advice for various relationships and issues and things.
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  Speaker 3: Get out to the front.
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  Speaker 6: Keazy gooday, guys.
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  Speaker 1: My missus has kicked me out currently living in the caravan.
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  Speaker 1: I still love her and all that, but I'm really
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  Speaker 1: really enjoying my own free space.
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  Speaker 8: Is that a bad thing?
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  Speaker 6: Cheers? Now, it's a good thing, totally.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's a good thing. The troublers you will have to
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  Speaker 6: pretend that it's a bad thing, right, so you have
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  Speaker 6: to feign, oh can I come into the house. And
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  Speaker 6: she's like, nay, okay, then right sweet, So yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a busy day, jo come back.
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  Speaker 6: Day.
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  Speaker 5: Essentially, what that means, mog you need to be honest
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  Speaker 5: about it's the end of the relationship. She will now
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  Speaker 5: have her own routine and stuff because you're not in
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  Speaker 5: the house anymore.
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  Speaker 3: She won't want you baggering that up.
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  Speaker 5: You'll have your own routine and the caravan there probably
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  Speaker 5: vigorously having a go at yourself all the time when.
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  Speaker 6: Those caravans are rocking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's just constantly, you know, rocking and rolling.
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  Speaker 5: So he's probably thinking to himself at some point, you know,
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  Speaker 5: what was I even thinking that's true?
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? What what?
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  Speaker 3: Why did I never fight?
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  Speaker 5: You know? I think to live in a caravan by
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  Speaker 5: myself of God saying yeah, this is.
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  Speaker 8: Great, that's great, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a question from Connor via the Instagram MacGregor mcmehon.
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  Speaker 8: I found texts on my wife's phone from my.
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  Speaker 1: Apprentice, from my apprentice Braiden, and I'm staying it a
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  Speaker 1: bit suspicious.
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  Speaker 8: Have you got any advice?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's you can't trust an apprentice, man, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean not good.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even get me started on that one. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean, Braiden.
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  Speaker 5: I remember actually with my wife finding text on her
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  Speaker 5: on her phone, Oh yeah from Terry, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: who's this Terry fella? And she was like, oh, he's
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  Speaker 5: just my personal fitness assistant.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's sweet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you'd feel a fool now, yeah, pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Much, family, guys. This is from Caitlin Caitlyn Jenny, Caitlyn Farnham.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, John's miss.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My boyfriend keeps yelling out, oh Kezy, your mad bastard
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  Speaker 1: whilst making love.
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  Speaker 8: Should I be worried?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: You should be grateful. He's trying to delay the inevitable.
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  Speaker 6: So by thinking about Kezy, it means he's putting off
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  Speaker 6: that event. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, your mad.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I personally prefer you not yell my name
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  Speaker 1: during you're not there, no, no, but still it's just
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  Speaker 1: but you yell your name during sex.
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  Speaker 5: I imagine too that in that in that process with me,
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  Speaker 5: the guy that's trying not to reach a conclusion right
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  Speaker 5: and thinking will be a massive honker and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Jason, stop bringing back honkerchief. We've put this to bed, all.
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