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- 0:03Speaker 1: Some donkey.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Today's just sell themselte Man ready today to day.
- 0:09Speaker 1: I never heard them donkey other day?
- 0:12Speaker 3: Said it again, Charlamncy, you are.
- 0:20Speaker 4: Charlotte Dane's true yes donkey.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Today for Wednesday, September twenty fourth, goes to a sixty
- 0:26Speaker 2: three year old Florida woman named Marina go Naga. Now,
- 0:29Speaker 2: what does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the
- 0:31Speaker 2: great state of Florida?
- 0:32Speaker 4: Say it with me.
- 0:33Speaker 2: The crazy at people in America come from the Bronx
- 0:36Speaker 2: and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Even
- 0:38Speaker 2: though I'm not gonna lie. Okay, Marina did something that
- 0:41Speaker 2: I always tell y'all to do. I always tell y'all
- 0:44Speaker 2: to do your prison math. Okay, do your jail math.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Before you do something, before you jump out the window
- 0:51Speaker 2: and commit a crime, always ask yourself, how.
- 0:54Speaker 4: Much is this going to cost you?
- 0:56Speaker 1: Okay?
- 0:57Speaker 2: Everything from bond to lawyer and especially the time if
- 1:01Speaker 2: you're sinners, can you afford to do what it is you're.
- 1:04Speaker 4: About to do? Now?
- 1:04Speaker 2: Some people just move off of motion and they just
- 1:07Speaker 2: act okay, they just go. But some people move off strategy.
- 1:10Speaker 2: They ask questions, they plan things out. Those are the
- 1:13Speaker 2: people that I respect. Those are the people that are
- 1:15Speaker 2: truly dangerous. You're now in the comic book world, we
- 1:18Speaker 2: say Batman can beat anyone with prep time. That's how
- 1:21Speaker 2: I feel about people who prep before they do a
- 1:24Speaker 2: crime and calculate the prison math in their head. Okay,
- 1:28Speaker 2: they calculate the jail math in their heads. See, there
- 1:30Speaker 2: is a part of me who respects what Marina did,
- 1:33Speaker 2: even though she's dead. Wrong. Okay, well, damn it, uncle Charlotte,
- 1:37Speaker 2: the suspensions killing me. Will you tell me what she
- 1:39Speaker 2: did already? Well? According to an arrest of affidavit obtained
- 1:43Speaker 2: by Law and Crime, an officer was dispatched to an
- 1:45Speaker 2: undisclosed location to respond to an argument between two people
- 1:49Speaker 2: regarding stolen property.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:51Speaker 2: When the cops got there, Marina told them she came
- 1:54Speaker 2: to the location to retrieve stolen shoes from a seventy
- 1:59Speaker 2: two year old I identified woman, and at some point
- 2:01Speaker 2: during the encounter, Marina allegedly turned to an officer and
- 2:05Speaker 2: asked them in Spanish, how much would the bond be
- 2:09Speaker 2: if I smacked her? See this is Batman prepping once again.
- 2:16Speaker 2: She turned to the officer and asked the officer how
- 2:19Speaker 2: much would the bond be if I smacked her. Now,
- 2:23Speaker 2: it doesn't say what the officer responded, but Marina must
- 2:26Speaker 2: have thought she could afford it because she walked up
- 2:28Speaker 2: to the seventy three year old and proceeded to smack
- 2:31Speaker 2: him in the face. Okay, see one thing about me.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I respect everybody's choices. I may not agree with the
- 2:37Speaker 2: choice you make, but I respect when someone makes a
- 2:39Speaker 2: calculated choice, because when you choose to do something, then
- 2:43Speaker 2: to me, you have also chosen the consequences of what
- 2:46Speaker 2: comes with that choice.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Marina did her dirt in front of the police.
- 2:50Speaker 2: She even asked the officer how much would the bond
- 2:53Speaker 2: be if I smacked her?
- 2:54Speaker 4: And then she went and handled her business.
- 2:56Speaker 2: So that means she got to handle these consequences, okay,
- 3:00Speaker 2: the same way. Now, what I don't respect is that
- 3:02Speaker 2: the person she smacked was seventy two. Now seventy two
- 3:04Speaker 2: not the same seventy two. It used to be a
- 3:06Speaker 2: lot of these seventy two year olds got that elder script.
- 3:08Speaker 2: They will put you on your ass, but that is
- 3:11Speaker 2: still considered elderly. And Marina, you sixty three, okay, even
- 3:14Speaker 2: though you can get you know, discounted meals that. I
- 3:17Speaker 2: hop there's absolutely no reason for you to be smacking
- 3:20Speaker 2: a seventy two year old person in the face over
- 3:22Speaker 2: no damn stolen shoes. See. I respect you being cold
- 3:25Speaker 2: and calculated and making a choice, but over some damn shoes.
- 3:29Speaker 2: I need to know what kind of shoes they were. Okay,
- 3:31Speaker 2: the person was seventy two, so I know they ain't
- 3:33Speaker 2: no heat. Okay, if they weren't Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety
- 3:36Speaker 2: eight NBA Finals, the Ed Jordan thirteen's, or the Nike
- 3:39Speaker 2: Air Yeezy one prototypes, I don't see the point of
- 3:41Speaker 2: the smack.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Okay, well, they did a Nike Back to.
- 3:43Speaker 2: The Future joints, the Flu Game, Jordan's, and I'm talking
- 3:45Speaker 2: about the ones Michael actually wore in the game. If not,
- 3:48Speaker 2: I don't see what shoes could be worth it between
- 3:52Speaker 2: the sixty three year old and the seventy two year old.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't the shoes, maybe it was the principal.
- 3:56Speaker 2: All I'm saying is when you make decisions like this,
- 3:58Speaker 2: at least let it be worth especially when you're already
- 4:02Speaker 2: out on bond for resisting arrests and battery on a
- 4:05Speaker 2: law enforcement officer.
- 4:06Speaker 4: Oh I didn't tell y'all that part.
- 4:08Speaker 5: Damn.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Yeah, Marina was out on bond for resisting arrest and
- 4:12Speaker 2: battery on a law enforcement officer, But that didn't stop
- 4:15Speaker 2: her from doing some prison math, doing some jail math
- 4:18Speaker 2: in her head and calculating that smacking this seventy two
- 4:21Speaker 2: year old woman was absolutely worth it. Her bond was
- 4:24Speaker 2: one thousand dollars. But you still have to factor in,
- 4:27Speaker 2: you know, fighting the case. And something tells me that
- 4:30Speaker 2: she cannot afford an attorney, but one will be provided
- 4:34Speaker 2: for her. Please let Marina go Naga, get the sweet
- 4:37Speaker 2: chut of the Hamiltons.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Of the d.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Doge ah the day.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Ye always do your jail math, ladies and gentlemen.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Okay, jail math is probably the easiest math to do nowadays.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I know that math that my kids be bringing home
- 5:04Speaker 2: is complicated. But when you're in a situation, all you
- 5:06Speaker 2: got to do is just think about it.
- 5:08Speaker 4: Is it worth it? Can I afford to do what
- 5:11Speaker 4: it is I'm about to do?
- 5:14Speaker 6: I like the question. I like that question. How much
- 5:18Speaker 6: would I get if I you know how much?
- 5:20Speaker 1: Already? You got to calculate a little different.
- 5:23Speaker 5: But anyway, She's like, ah, you know, because I'm already up,
- 5:30Speaker 5: and you know I'm already in the rear. You know
- 5:31Speaker 5: what I'm saying, what's another couple stacks if I smack her?
- 5:35Speaker 5: Because you know she needs to be smacked.
- 5:37Speaker 6: Now, I don't respect her smacking and elderly.
- 5:41Speaker 3: She's elderly too, but just not on the same elderly
- 5:43Speaker 3: Let yeah, you know level.
- 5:45Speaker 4: I mean, listen, she made a calculated decision. The calculating choice.
- 5:47Speaker 4: I get it.
- 5:48Speaker 2: So all I ever ask of you all is to
- 5:51Speaker 2: do your jail math if you feel like you can
- 5:52Speaker 2: afford it.
- 5:53Speaker 4: Andy, your business in.
- 5:55Speaker 3: The discount of IP is fifty five and plus. When
- 5:57Speaker 3: you're fifty five, that's when you get the discount.
- 5:59Speaker 4: She's sixty three?
- 6:00Speaker 3: Is he sixty three? So she discuss that checked just
- 6:02Speaker 3: in case. All right, well that thank you for that
- 6:03Speaker 3: donkey today. Now let me ask you a guy something
- 6:07Speaker 3: right eight hundred five eighty five one five one? So,
- 6:10Speaker 3: uh week ago I flew to Grease for my daughter's engagement.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Me and my wife was flying out.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Oh no, man, where are you talking? It seemed like
- 6:18Speaker 4: it was your engagement?
- 6:19Speaker 3: Shut up flying out? We're flying first class. Right, it's
- 6:23Speaker 3: a ten hour flight. My wife's seat was broken, so
- 6:28Speaker 3: they couldn't use that first class seat. The flight was packed,
- 6:33Speaker 3: the only seats available in coach. Okay, what are you
- 6:37Speaker 3: doing that situation?
- 6:38Speaker 4: That?
- 6:38Speaker 1: Mind you?
- 6:38Speaker 3: I'm six foot, I'm tall. My wife's five seven. She's short,
- 6:43Speaker 3: so she can handle that coach see better than I
- 6:46Speaker 3: can eight hundred five A five.
- 6:50Speaker 6: You do, because it ain't no way. I don't care.
- 6:52Speaker 6: Mine's been six six three.
- 6:54Speaker 1: So you got your husband sitting in the back with
- 6:56Speaker 1: his legs open the whole flight for ten hours.
- 6:58Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? I don't want
- 7:00Speaker 6: to be there's wrong.
- 7:02Speaker 1: It's not a matter of what coach is, just the
- 7:04Speaker 1: matter of your seat.
- 7:05Speaker 6: Be humble what you paid coache.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Like majority of working class people of America.
- 7:11Speaker 1: What would you do, Jess?
- 7:12Speaker 5: I would be like, Babe, you gotta take that o
- 7:15Speaker 5: and sit back there. You're gonna got up and stretch
- 7:17Speaker 5: and stretch your legs. My seat ain't well. He so
- 7:20Speaker 5: it was her my seat broke. He gotta give me
- 7:23Speaker 5: a seat. Oh so you're not gonna ride with him
- 7:25Speaker 5: back there for ten hours?
- 7:26Speaker 6: No one of the seats broken, not both.
- 7:28Speaker 4: And when you say seat was broke. What does that mean?
- 7:30Speaker 6: Like, you can't go back?
- 7:31Speaker 1: Can't go back?
- 7:32Speaker 2: You can't?
- 7:32Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's the pilot discretion to see if you
- 7:34Speaker 1: can fly on that seat.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Seat was you can't recline. You can't recline, kid, it's disabled.
- 7:38Speaker 3: So it's a cover over it and they won't let
- 7:40Speaker 3: you sit there.
- 7:41Speaker 1: You should have.
- 7:42Speaker 4: Traded seats with two people in coach, but you don't know,
- 7:46Speaker 4: they didn't know.
- 7:46Speaker 6: You don't even know it's broken until you try to
- 7:48Speaker 6: recline it.
- 7:49Speaker 1: So eight hundred five eight five one o five one,
- 7:51Speaker 1: what would you do? That's the question that was smart.
- 7:54Speaker 1: But I would have traded with two people in ten hours.
- 7:56Speaker 1: You're gonna in the back.
- 7:58Speaker 4: It's cold, so what you're too good for?
- 8:00Speaker 6: You let your wife sit in the front. You let
- 8:02Speaker 6: your wife take your seat and you sit and coach.
- 8:04Speaker 2: No, my wife would My wife would definitely be like, yo,
- 8:06Speaker 2: we're both gonna go back to coach.
- 8:09Speaker 1: All right, Well when we come back, my wife is like, no,
- 8:12Speaker 1: take the seat.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Now.
- 8:14Speaker 1: If she just said take the seat and.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Cockroachy, you want y'all get your dance people, you want.
- 8:20Speaker 1: You go, you go, you go, you go? All right?
- 8:23Speaker 6: I'll tell you one of the third time.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Y'all wanted the third time.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Third time it became eight hundred five eighty five one
- 8:28Speaker 3: oh five and what would you do?
- 8:29Speaker 1: Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Local morning. Pull out your phone,
- 8:33Speaker 1: fall in right now, call me.
- 8:36Speaker 4: At your opinion to the Breakfast Club top break it down.
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