Latest / Moming and Me: The Podcast / Some of Y’all Need to Catch a Bus
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- Najah: Some of y'all don't know, I was almost a flight attendant. Yep, made it all the way almost but they didn't hire me. But I know why though. Cause y'all be getting on these planes acting a got damn fool, a straight fool. why y'all get straight on the plane and be trying to use the bathroom like why didn't y'all use the bathroom before y'all got on the plane? Now y'all wanna hold up boarding and be all in the way. Use the bathroom before you get on the plane, okay? And another thing, why is y'all getting on the plane asking for a cup of water to take a pill? You knew you had to take that pill. You passed all them shops and now you wanna get on buggin' the flight attendants for a cup of water. Uh-uh, And let's get another thing clear. seat assignments are the gate agent's job. That is not the flight attendant's job. Don't get on the plane asking to switch your seat to an upgraded seat that you knew you didn't pay for. All seat assignments need to happen before you enter the aircraft. first of all, the most important thing to the FAs when you are boarding is them doors. Okay. That's why they have positions and they're by the doors, if you notice. So they can't be helping you stack your damn bag because you overpacked it. If you packed it, you stack it. And if you can't stack it, roll it out and have them tag it, okay? When they ask you to put your bag under your seat, it is not a barter. It's not their rule. It's an FAA regulation. Put your bag under the seat, push it forward, sit back, and be quiet. And the last thing, stop tapping them. Stop. Stop all that. See? I know why I wasn't hired. I'd have got kicked off the first flight. Cause y'all be doing too much. Leave our FAs alone. Stop playing with them. Stop playing with them.