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⁠_kallmekris MADE ME A TEMU MYSTERY BOX · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Today is a magical day. My best friend, you know her.
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  Speaker 1: Chris and I had a conversation. We decided that we
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: were gonna send each other mystery box surprises from Timu.
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  Speaker 2: Am I nervous? 10 out of 10. Okay, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: start with the.
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  Speaker 1: Small bag here, which I really thought was shoes when
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  Speaker 1: I cracked open the side and discovered it was not.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen anything. I do not like surprise parties.
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  Speaker 2: I do not like surprises.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody goes, I got a present for you, like
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  Speaker 1: if Adam said that, then I must know immediately.
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  Speaker 2: I like surprises in private, like.
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  Speaker 1: This, where it's just me and you hanging out and
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  Speaker 1: Adam is somewhere back in this corner.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what? Christina, hand selected for yours truly.
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  Speaker 2: Am I scared?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, first thing we have, a micro camera. She knows
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to want to put this right up my...
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, it's so, I could do this. Get that.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think her thing was behind this, wanting
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  Speaker 2: to get this for me?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely to spy on me.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think that it's... It's that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a spy camera to do spy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you gonna spy on? Your mom. Next. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I think there's only one other thing. Oh. Christina.
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  Speaker 1: Christina. Christina.
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  Speaker 2: I'm needed upstairs. Oh my God. Oh, I'm the prettiest
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  Speaker 2: girl at the party. So there's a reason behind this crown.
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  Speaker 1: I know exactly what this reason is, but you are
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  Speaker 1: not gonna know until October when some different YouTubers post something.
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  Speaker 2: But right now, I'm the prettiest girl at the party.
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  Speaker 2: Put it on your head. Doesn't fit.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow he has a full beard, but he still looks
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  Speaker 1: like a sad Victorian child, Adam.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sad.
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  Speaker 1: His head, I could definitely put this other places.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was for my chins.
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  Speaker 1: So, Chris and I, her worse than me, have issues
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  Speaker 1: with getting migraines.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like you're in VR.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in something-R. It is inflating and pressing on my temples.
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  Speaker 2: It is nice. I enjoy it. That's considerate friend right there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 1: I got Chris all funny shit and so far she's
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  Speaker 1: been rather caring. She got the camera for me to
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  Speaker 1: shove up my ass. And now she's gotten me a
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  Speaker 1: temple massager. That's just who she is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Big boy.
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  Speaker 2: This thing is heavy. And did my dog pee on
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  Speaker 2: the bag at some point?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ew.
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  Speaker 2: It's like something purple. We're starting with the, wait, it's huge. No,
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  Speaker 2: let's start small. What is this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's for your head! Oh my god, ghosts!
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  Speaker 2: Is that what this is? This can't be right. Adam,
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  Speaker 2: is this correct?
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  Speaker 1: Try this. Why?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, we're calling 911. We're calling 911 because
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  Speaker 3: of the side button. Are you good? Yeah, yeah, we're good.
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  Speaker 3: Don't call 911! We're good. It's so easy to become
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  Speaker 3: yourself when you do that.
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  Speaker 2: We're calling 911. What do you see?
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  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh!
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  Speaker 3: Oh no!
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  Speaker 2: My goodness.
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  Speaker 3: Chris, this is a strange thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna use it tonight for some.
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  Speaker 1: I.
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  Speaker 2: Think I got her the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I can see Chris and I wearing these together and
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  Speaker 1: just going somewhere really good, going to a bar, or
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  Speaker 1: going out for dinner, or.
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  Speaker 2: Going to a red carpet. Take me to your people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling Coney, but you know what I mean. Horny.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I love it. I'm leaving this on for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Oh goodness. Oh, we have a flag. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: a Chinese flag. It says a Chinese flag. That'd be weird.
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  Speaker 2: An off brand. What do we think it is?
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• 6:01
  Speaker 2: into it. Ah, ah, ah.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome, welcome to my crib.
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  Speaker 1: What? What?
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  Speaker 2: Chris, I love this. I'm honestly gonna hang this outside
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  Speaker 2: for everybody to see that comes here. Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to my crib.
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  Speaker 1: This is wonderful and I love it and you know
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  Speaker 1: that I love it because you know me.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, go outside, put it on the flagpole. Put
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  Speaker 2: it on the flagpole. Don't waste time.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 3: What do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Hold up, what is this? One size. That makes me
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  Speaker 2: a little nervous. Something fluffy.
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  Speaker 1: Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Is this a cape? Hold on!
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  Speaker 2: I'm a girl! I'm a little bat. Oh, she knew
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  Speaker 2: I'd look cute in this. Have you ever seen anybody
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  Speaker 2: look cuter in your whole life?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a bat. I'm a bat. What noises do bats make?
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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  Speaker 3: I'm using echolocation.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely a wall there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that was so loud.
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  Speaker 2: In my own ears.
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  Speaker 3: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine. I'm fine. But look at me. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to wear this. No.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is getting warm fast, though. This is very on brand.
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  Speaker 2: She knows me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: This is serious. We must take off the cone. Christina,
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  Speaker 2: you know me so well. And it's good because it's
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: not real taxidermy, so no one had to die. Shove
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  Speaker 2: this in its hole.
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  Speaker 3: It's a freaking jackalope!
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that song when it came out by
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  Speaker 2: that lady named Jackalope? Play a little clip here. Look
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  Speaker 2: at this.
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  Speaker 3: Look at its ears. It's gonna go in my.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the home with the rest of your friends,
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  Speaker 1: Jackie the Jackalope. I'm going to mount that right in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of this fireplace.
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  Speaker 2: Don't mount my... Oh. Oh, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, it's a wig for a dog. This
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  Speaker 2: would look amazing on Eddie. This would look absolutely dapper. Adam,
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  Speaker 2: I might need you to go get Eddie. Few minutes later.
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  Speaker 2: Tell them how you're a fashion queen. Tell us how
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  Speaker 2: you got your story in life.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get your start? Who gave you your start,
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  Speaker 1: fashion queen? New York Fashion Week said it, who?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, crazy bitches have blue hair, right? That's what they say?
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe them.
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  Speaker 2: Why do people say that? Yeah, you look at that
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  Speaker 2: camera because you know. You know. That's your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: Your destiny.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: This is heavy. This is very heavy. Clips.
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  Speaker 1: You are taking me back to, I've literally had this
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  Speaker 1: hair before in my life, like emo queen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God! No, don't do it. Are you making me
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  Speaker 2: an uwu? I need to go.
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  Speaker 1: Home.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, Teemu really coming through on the quality.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit. Hold on. Who even is this? Is this
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  Speaker 2: a character? Is this like a monster's hide all? Oh shit. Adam.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Emo queen.
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  Speaker 3: What have I walked into?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Sometimes you just need to let a
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  Speaker 2: girl be manic.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Look at this.
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  Speaker 3: As long as it doesn't mean cutting bangs, you're fine.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: That was the other day, not today.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Ew, ew.
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  Speaker 3: E-girls unite.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay, because we are who we are, and
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: we'll be what we want to be. Talk to the hand.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Star Trek. Not a shocker. I never want to wear
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  Speaker 2: a wig again in my life. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I've done.
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  Speaker 1: Adam.
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  Speaker 2: Help! Wait, I think I.
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  Speaker 3: Flip the clip.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: Be careful.
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  Speaker 2: If Timu makes me bald, I will shit my pants.
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  Speaker 3: The struggle is real. No echolocation!
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I was really hoping that there was gonna
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: be some goddamn country shit in here because that's one
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  Speaker 1: thing that Chris is and I am. And we are
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: country bitches now. She's in back country Texas and I'm
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: in back country Canada. Where you might think that those
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: places are very different, they're really not.
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  Speaker 3: They're lawless lands, I swear to the goodness.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Is it a ghillie suit? Is it a ghillie suit?
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  Speaker 3: Like what's gonna stop me from wearing this to the
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  Speaker 3: yard sales?
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: And today, God bless America, in the name of the Father,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: the Son, and Holy Christmas, We pull out our Wonder Bread,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: we shoot our rockets into the sky, and we give
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: the middle finger to our loved ones.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Amen, Jerry Springer. I'm just looking at myself in the viewfinder.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is the worst or the
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: best thing I've ever seen in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what would you do?
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, rewind. We're about to get married.
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  Speaker 3: The song plays.
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  Speaker 2: You turn around to see your wife.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, picture this.
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  Speaker 2: She comes through the door, and this is what you see.
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  Speaker 1: Marry me. Done.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: What sound does Gilly make? Talk Gilly with me.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Talk back to me. Say, I want to go to
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Sobeys to get peanut butter.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Sobeys to get peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: No, in Gilly language.
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  Speaker 3: Where are we going with this?
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  Speaker 2: We don't need to go anywhere. But everywhere. Something furry.
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  Speaker 2: That makes me nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Just emphasizing my chin is making it better or worse. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't wanna.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wanna.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's one thing that I will never understand. And
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  Speaker 2: you know what?
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: It's not going to get me cancelled because it's my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get the furry thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. And it's not like, oh, I get dressed
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  Speaker 2: in these things and go to conventions. That I understand.
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  Speaker 1: What I don't understand are these like 11 to 17
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  Speaker 1: year old kids who dress as Therians and climb like
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  Speaker 1: wolves in their backyards.
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  Speaker 2: Or at people's weddings.
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  Speaker 3: You mean 11 to 60, right?
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  Speaker 2: Chris wants me to be a goddamn furry right now.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that if there was a furry convention
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: on and a plane went down, that all of the
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: IT in North America would get shut down?
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: You're the tech support, Adam. Do you have something you
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: need to say right now?
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: No. Okay, there's a reason why furries freak me out.
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  Speaker 1: We literally kind of moved because we had a problem
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  Speaker 1: with a little bit of a stalker person who kept
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  Speaker 1: showing up in a fursuit to our house.
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  Speaker 2: And where I'm sure they were a very nice person.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't catch the vibe. So if you're watching this,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. But I got a.
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  Speaker 3: Little scared there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. We're gonna do it, Adam. I'm committing
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  Speaker 2: to this role right now.
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  Speaker 3: She knows, dude.
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  Speaker 2: She saw this and she was like.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm becoming a Therian. I have to go around on
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  Speaker 2: my hands and knees.
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  Speaker 3: Christina! What is your furry name?
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  Speaker 2: Angelo. Okay, Angelo.
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  Speaker 3: They're chickens!
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  Speaker 2: We should eat them.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Look at how they're looking at me.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: How the hell do they do this? Get away from
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: my chickens. Oh my god, it's a horrifying bug!
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: What? Look at that!
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  Speaker 3: You're a wolf, you shouldn't be scared of bugs.
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  Speaker 2: No, look! What is that?
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: No, is that a shell or something?
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Touch it.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: What was inside of that? I mean. I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: What?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: This is not hurting anybody. I should shut the fuck up.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Santa, Daddy, Chris, she got me exactly what I wanted
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: the most. She knows I only have one shitting shack
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: and two cars. The amount of times Chris has been
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: with me while we have had to pull over. Oh wow.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is gonna hold a big lady.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Would y'all trust this? I don't know, it might, it
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: might be fine. That is, that's a big score. Where
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: are you gonna get a bag.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: That's that big? All right, let's check how this thunder
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: bucket's gonna do. Why am I so scared?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fine. It like really spreads things open.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Like everything's really spread and you're like in a good-
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I gotta go. Okay, hold on. I'm also gonna go.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: All right, last but not least, there appears to be one.
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  Speaker 1: More thing inside of here. Oh, I really thought that
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  Speaker 1: was something else for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I really did. It might still be it. Is this
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: one of those things?
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  Speaker 1: What?
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's a mold to make something. Oh,
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: it's not. No, it's not.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, you put Jell-O in it and it's a vase.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It's a Jell-O vase. I'm not sure. If you get
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: me some avocado oil, I can show you.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Selena, no!
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I bet it makes a good fart noise. Oh, is
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: it a- a farter? It's definitely a mold. A mold?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: For a vase. Or other things. Well, guys! This is
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: a new being. It's a Ctharian.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Christina, for sending me all of these mystical gifts,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: where some- Made me think, what the fuck?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: The other ones, I knew exactly what you were doing.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Same page, baby. Same page.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I love you, and I love Chris, and I
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: love all of you, and I love Adam, and I
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: love my mom. And today's Molly's 12th birthday, so please
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: wish her a happy birthday in the comments, because we
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: didn't know if she was gonna make it to it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But until next time, Boo Crew, stay weird. Adam, come here.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Charge my milkshake, brings all the boys to the yard,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: and they're like, I know! Mine's better than yours, and
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, mine is whole fat, because I am.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: A big girl.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Because my milkshake brings all the boys.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Not my yard.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Stop.