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Hocus Pocus 2 DVD Commentary Track · Like a Virgin

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  Speaker 1: Megan Fox and Megan Kelly would be such a power
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  Speaker 1: and they actually would. Like Megan Fox is someone who
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  Speaker 1: seems like, despite how progressive she is, would date a Republican,
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  Speaker 1: you know, totally, like she would go full trad wife.
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  Speaker 1: But she is so talented. And that evil director from Transformers,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Bay literally blacklisted her from Hollywood like that bit
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  Speaker 1: on him, like in My Big Factory Winning Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh no. They do it for luck, but it's also
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  Speaker 1: a bad thing. I don't know. When I spit on someone,
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  Speaker 1: it's always for a good reason and because they've asked.
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  Speaker 1: Usually I don't like to get spat eyes. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like my mouth to get spit in, but me either,
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  Speaker 1: and I like to get to spit on. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like spit in my mouth. People like spit in your throth.
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  Speaker 1: I think when it works like and usually like when
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it coming. If I'm really in the moment,
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  Speaker 1: it can be really hot. But if it's not. But
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  Speaker 1: I love spinning on people. We should do it. Disobedience
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  Speaker 1: episode for Hankkah So I've never seen it. Actually, can
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, okay, I'm lying? You know what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I skimmed through it on a plane. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of state I was in,
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  Speaker 1: or like why I had so little time to watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's but I'm gonna I'll watch it. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be the Virgin. And that's for eight Crazy Nights of Hanukkah.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. That is our our kind of Jewish
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  Speaker 1: holiday film. There's not even that many Jewish movies. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're like three. Like it's like, I've never seen Crazy Nights.
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  Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen Yentil either. Will you induct us?
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  Speaker 1: So we should? Phoebe? You should be a guest, Maybe
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: we should maybe we should do a whole Barbara. But listen,
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  Speaker 1: we love Mrs Doubtfire like we will probably love It's like,
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  Speaker 1: what's my favorite movie? So good? Best? What ever? I
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  Speaker 1: would go so far as to say, I'm really stoned,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm stoned, and I have to recount the plot
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  Speaker 1: of hocus Pocus one do you need? Otherwise known before
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  Speaker 1: today just as hocus Pocus? But now there are two?
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  Speaker 1: Now there are too. And I honestly never thought this
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  Speaker 1: would happen. I thought it would be something that people
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  Speaker 1: would just talk about. Doing like, oh, the sequel is happening,
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  Speaker 1: The sequel is happening, or it would be a reunion special, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they'd get together and maybe like do a musical number. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: friends or the Harry Potter reunion. Yeah, the Harry Potter
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  Speaker 1: Reunion was weird really just because of J. K. Rowling
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  Speaker 1: or like no, which it was just weird, yeah, weird energy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but also because of J. K. Rowling. Who of the
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  Speaker 1: three kind of like stars of that the Harry Potter franchise,
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  Speaker 1: would you like fun Mary kill Harry, Ron Harmony, Rupert,
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  Speaker 1: Emma and Dan Well. I don't know if I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about the characters are like the actors as the characters, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the characters? Yeah? Yeah, um fuck Mary kill mm hmm
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  Speaker 1: Mary Harmony fuck, Ron kill Harry. That is so the
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  Speaker 1: Mirriad period. So this is up to a great start.
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  Speaker 1: I have totally derailed you from telling us the plot
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  Speaker 1: of the first took. I would not call it a derailment.
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  Speaker 1: I would know that direction, the direction to beautiful tangent. So, virgins,
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  Speaker 1: we're coming to you from our first live watch ever.
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  Speaker 1: This is you're listening to history being made, History being
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  Speaker 1: made in my living room. Um. This is also the
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  Speaker 1: first episode of our Halloween spook Tacular. Yes, um, let
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  Speaker 1: the games commence. Um, we punting begin if we haven't
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  Speaker 1: already find a boo oh, I like what you did there.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to watch hocus Pocus to, the sequel
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  Speaker 1: to the iconic Disney movie hocus Pocus, which was I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you know this released in the summer
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  Speaker 1: and not Halloween. Oh I did not know that. I
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  Speaker 1: just remember the commercials being on at like all the
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  Speaker 1: fucking time when that movie came out. Like well, it's
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  Speaker 1: also aired twenty times a day on free Form every
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  Speaker 1: October for the past fifteen years. Um, which is why
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  Speaker 1: I think we got this sequel, hocus Pocus to starring
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  Speaker 1: Bette Midler Sarah not Michelle Geller. I almost said Michelle
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  Speaker 1: Gellar Sarah Jessica Parker, but Michelle Geller would eat and
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  Speaker 1: Kathy n Jeemie of uh, um, what she think what's
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  Speaker 1: it called? What's it called? Sister trapped fame and also
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  Speaker 1: of and also of this fame of pocus Pocus fame.
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  Speaker 1: Kathiny Jimmie is underutilized, like she needs to be in
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  Speaker 1: more things. I think she's about exactly as utilized. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know we need her more. She was on Younger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh why I as younger is amazing, It's not we're
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  Speaker 1: a younger Okay, she's amazing on Veep. She's so good
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  Speaker 1: and that is like something she needs to be more
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  Speaker 1: things like that. She plays like one of the press
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  Speaker 1: guys like wives. It's amazing. Anyways, anyway, recapping Focus Pocus
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  Speaker 1: is a film about three witches, the Sanderson Sisters, who
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  Speaker 1: like to suck the youth out of children and as
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  Speaker 1: which as I want to do and die in Salem
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  Speaker 1: because anything which that happens has to happen in Salem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you actually recapt I really did not remember
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  Speaker 1: what happened. But then they are brought to life by
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  Speaker 1: a virgin lighting the Black Flame candle, and their mission
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  Speaker 1: is to brew this potion and suck the lives out
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  Speaker 1: of the children of Salem before sunrise so that they
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  Speaker 1: can live forever. Um there plans are thwarted by a
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  Speaker 1: trio of um plucky little kids, one of whom is
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  Speaker 1: played by Thora Birch, and a talking cat who is
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  Speaker 1: um Thackery Banks, who's like a pilgrim. There's always a
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  Speaker 1: talking cat, the good does triumph over evil unfortunately, the
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  Speaker 1: Witch is doing amazing musical number, and Thackery Banks goes
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  Speaker 1: to heaven at the end of the film. Yeah, and honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the virtuosity of these three witches is
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  Speaker 1: what carries the film because it is, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, like a children's film, right, because three
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  Speaker 1: of them are so And it was a huge flop
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  Speaker 1: um when it came out. I didn't know that, but
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  Speaker 1: because of VHS rentals and it being played on TV
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  Speaker 1: every year, it has become a cult class it was
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  Speaker 1: always a classic to me. I also feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: like our generation is like kind of to a cringe
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  Speaker 1: level obsessed. Well, it's BuzzFeed core like focus Friends, like
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  Speaker 1: the office culture. It's it's um, it's they see it's
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  Speaker 1: words with friends coded not I mean, oh my god. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a really good way of putting it. And I
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  Speaker 1: think that's culturally kind of how Yeah. Um, so we
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  Speaker 1: are at Frands. Producer Phoebe's here and we have the
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  Speaker 1: movie queued up to zero zero zero. It's actually not
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  Speaker 1: I have to I have to do it again. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm going to count down. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: say three to one start, and on start is when
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  Speaker 1: we and all of you are going to press play.
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  Speaker 1: So you just, you know, listen, listen to our voices,
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  Speaker 1: turn it up over, louder speak, make us speak louder
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  Speaker 1: and Bette Midler, yeah that her speaker makes us like
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  Speaker 1: in the room with you as you are. Because the
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  Speaker 1: way you should think of this is we're doing DVD
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  Speaker 1: commentary for, as you pointed out earlier, a movie we
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  Speaker 1: have no involvement. Yes, yes, we were not a producers
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  Speaker 1: on this, though they should have hired us. Honestly, we
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  Speaker 1: are experts, for sure. We are. I'm definitely an expert
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  Speaker 1: on Witches, and I'm an expert on you know, Sarah
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  Speaker 1: Jessica Parker. No, not really. Okay, have you ever seen
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  Speaker 1: Miami Repsody? No? I haven't either, The First Wives Club? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to count down. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to expect. I hope this movie is good or I
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  Speaker 1: hope it's so bad it has to be one of
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  Speaker 1: the two. I think it's going to be the Latter
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  Speaker 1: Girl Again. I'm going to say three to one. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think it should be on one. No, it has
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  Speaker 1: to be on. You think it should be on to
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  Speaker 1: I think it should be on. No, I think you
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  Speaker 1: think it's one. I think it should be three. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, it's gotta be go. We're not leaving, have
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  Speaker 1: to start over. We have been waiting twenty years for this.
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  Speaker 1: It's time, I Sistars, it's more than twenty years. I think,
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  Speaker 1: did you say it came out at three? So twenty
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  Speaker 1: one years, twenty one years. This hocus pocus is old
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  Speaker 1: enough to drink legally. No, I'm so old. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's twenty nine years. I'm old. Old in your battom mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Both things that we knew to be true? All right, Um, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so how are we going to do this? We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do three to one. But that wasn't that wasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: So go back to zero? Okay, okay, get ready, Sistars,
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  Speaker 1: Cistars three two one go. We nailed that tour. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the castle scenario. I wonder if it's gonna be spooky.
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  Speaker 1: You know how sometimes they customize it a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: They make it a little they give it a little spice,
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  Speaker 1: like there should be a cauld written in that little
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  Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like hogwarts. It's giving witches.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and it's it's sinister. I just kind of a shiver,
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  Speaker 1: just ran down my spine. And oh that's a bird.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big bird. Birds are gross. I actually agree
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  Speaker 1: like pet birds. Why I don't think this bird is
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  Speaker 1: a pet. I think it's something spooky. Okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: think it's like a familiar houses looking pretty old timey
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  Speaker 1: Salem sixty three. I'm so glad you're reading it. You
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  Speaker 1: know I'm setting the time in place. Honey, of course. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be one of the young witches same.
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  Speaker 1: This is so okay, honest, Oh my, she has always
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  Speaker 1: been that bitch that was kind of a jump scare
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  Speaker 1: baby bat. She's giving you thanks. This is the worst
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  Speaker 1: day of my life. On your birthday every day. Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: This little blonde girl, she's doing a lot. But look,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I feel like I'm watching like a
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  Speaker 1: child's play. These actresses are giving Disney. She's getting married.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start dropping the into a conversation. Didst thou snap?
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I do that sometimes when I don't want to clean
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  Speaker 1: a dish, you just break it and throw it out.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that recently. Mm hm oh, the teeth are teething.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: She those are some spirit Halloween teeth. Are they gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat the spider? Wait? Is that supposed to be Kathy
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  Speaker 1: and Sarah? Okay, it's the three of them. Mhm slay,
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  Speaker 1: the jig is up. M m okay, he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: give timpothy. Oh that's um what's his face? Oh he's gay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's Tony Hill from VP. Oh my god, my queen Billy.
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  Speaker 1: Who's that the zombie from the first movie? I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember scandalous hym yeah or deep so much so? Are
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  Speaker 1: they witches yet? There? Are they just weird? I think
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  Speaker 1: they're witches. He's serving ah, oh my god, Oh my god. Work. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is quite an excitable little town. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of They don't have much of the background. Look at
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  Speaker 1: the churn butter. The background actors are really giving. Look
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  Speaker 1: at them. What don't you be if you were a
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  Speaker 1: focus focused too, I would you be eating every frame?
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  Speaker 1: Twerking in the bag. Yeah, I'm going to get The
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  Speaker 1: girls are running. The girls are pressed, So they're witches.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they haven't realized their full potential. No, it's a sequel. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's a prequel. It's a sequel. This is this Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like you. M m hmm. I've done this
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  Speaker 1: on Academy in before. This is us on Fire Island.
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  Speaker 1: They are acting, They're like, I'm booking a Marvel show
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  Speaker 1: after this. It's the song. M hm m uh. That
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  Speaker 1: was fierce. Wait who is that actress? Um, that's the
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  Speaker 1: British actress who's in. Oh she's in on the Ta Lasso,
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  Speaker 1: which I've never watched never. Well, she's amazing mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: Me when I'm lying. She is eating m hm m hm.
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  Speaker 1: It's a safe space. She is giving merrily An into
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  Speaker 1: the Woods a run for her money. I don't know
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: about this concept book. Yeah, it's not it's not really
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  Speaker 1: a little ostritch feathers. Mhm. Oh that's gonna be turned
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  Speaker 1: into a gift and like so many lame people are
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  Speaker 1: going to use it. You will, No, I'm better than that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. I wonder if that's gonna come back at
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  Speaker 1: some point. Foreshadowing. Nothing gets past you rooms. How do
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  Speaker 1: you know it's gender? Yeah, I feel the pronouns would
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  Speaker 1: be it. It didn't. Yeah, it is, it is hm
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  Speaker 1: m h It sounded like she said, can't can't imagine?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Why imagine? Why can't I love her makeup? Not the
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: lit again with assuming the books gender m hmm, period,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: his wigs not looking so great with that that big
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  Speaker 1: hat work, Diva. Disney needs to book Tony a lot more.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: He's really working for the Disney medium. So that's their
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  Speaker 1: origin story. They like got a book and set something
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  Speaker 1: on fire and then they were like eating children there.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: That's kind of like a big leap to me, is
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: this making Trainer? It sounds like it. Are you a
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  Speaker 1: true true trainer? You know, I am just kidding. I know,
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  Speaker 1: like four songs, that's a lot. I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: any of her song. I mean I do know the
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Christmas song you sent me now, Megan Trainer Christmas song.
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  Speaker 1: It's like something about comfy clothes or whatever. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ye her stretchy pants, stretchy bad not. We should do
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: an episode on Christmas music? Have we already? No? No,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I would know. I remember every episode we've ever dined. Yeah,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you really do steal trump, right, and you're great? Okay,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Modern Times Halloween. Oh it's that girl from gossip Girl
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: and oh yeah, that's that's the girl. Oh and she
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: was a friend with glasses. Are they are they lesbians?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You think you're feeling it? I'm catching a vibe. God,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: they all look like Loreal models. No, not this compact
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  Speaker 1: us boyfriend of hers. Himo, what what are those posts pants?
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  Speaker 1: It just about to say it does look like some
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  Speaker 1: fear RUGI aspect it's Halloween. They're like in costumes. I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: can still see the pants. Yeah, they're they're like really
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  Speaker 1: not prominently. Oh I see a witch had foreshadowing because
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: this is a movie about witches. A stone. She got
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that at Spellbound Sky people in l A. We'll get
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: that reference everywhere else. Just google it, go to their instagram.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Actually it's like support them. We love swab on Sky.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: But a lot of crystals there. She wasn't invited. Devastating.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: M wow, so glad. Oh man, they're like too, they're
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: like too cool to like dress up for like Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: M hm hmm. She's a witch going to be that?
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  Speaker 1: He seriously thinks she's a witch. A quiz on a
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: holiday is such a dick move. As a teacher, I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: would give a quiz every day. M hm? Is she
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: naming milk alors alternatives? She also said Garbonzo is there
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: garbanzo milk. H See, I'm not really a fan of
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: say Tan, it's so bad temping. I'm I'm just not
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: a fan of vegetarian replica Tory foods, you know what
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I mean? Love her ladybug Alphit servant count they're in love.
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  Speaker 1: Hm M Tony hell love his sweater. They really are
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  Speaker 1: spilling their tea to everyone about how they're witches. H.
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  Speaker 1: He's so funny. What Sandy is canny? Cult? And say
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  Speaker 1: that ten times? M M. I wish I could eat
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a caramel apple, but I'm allergic to apples. These these
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: little peanut butter cups there apple caramel, They're really good. Okay,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: thanks for rubbing it in. I can eat those. I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: just can't have an actual caramel apple. It's those are
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  Speaker 1: so satisfying to eat because the crunch and the sweet.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Oh another vbactor. Maybe Julia will show up at some point.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that iconic. It really would be. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think there will be any fun cameo? She would
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: be great, But she did the Marvel camm already. Oh
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: my god, it's that that Gray Banks. No, he's in heaven.
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  Speaker 1: Uh uh. This is definitely the movie where I learned
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  Speaker 1: what a virgin was really Yeah, whoa, and now we
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  Speaker 1: have this fucking podcast. I have no idea when I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: learned who is this guy? Boom? M hm m what
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: do you think the black flame candle smells like? Like?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: What's its boy smells? Um? I was going to send
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  Speaker 1: by smells moment or maybe like a diptyq, but what
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  Speaker 1: is the scent ums? Like lard and black licorice jasmine. No,
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  Speaker 1: like the food deu bois or whenever it's called. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I see what kind of girl you are. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think this is appropriate. That is a kind of
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  Speaker 1: questionable shape. M what does she know? She's giving suspicious?
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  Speaker 1: He was great, okay, soundstage. M Oh, they're going to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: start a forest fire. Actually, I guess it's the East coast.
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  Speaker 1: There's humidity. All their clothing is from coals. Diviny Coles cash,
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  Speaker 1: I was no, not anymore. I was gonna say it's
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  Speaker 1: giving a little a sous, but actually Coles does feel
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  Speaker 1: more accurate. Is that shell silverstein? They're going to look
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and m they really did that. Those leaves look dry
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  Speaker 1: as hell. Okay, Gretta, it's a trick candle. I hate
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: those Those are the worst at birthdays. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh Dune Dune, Donna done, Dune Dune. The song is
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: so imaginative. It was just sex. Imagine the Sex of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the City theme song started. I can hear it. Samantha
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: comes out and just like that, they should have cast
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  Speaker 1: him control and the witch at the beginning. Kim Control
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be the cameo she wouldn't do and just
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  Speaker 1: like that, but she'll do Hocus focus too, But she
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  Speaker 1: never filmed any since Sarah Jessica Parker, Oh no, uh,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, it's giving Breaking Dawn Part two. How
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  Speaker 1: much was this candle? This candle like they got it
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  Speaker 1: for free? Right it was a gift gift with purchase
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  Speaker 1: hey yah yeahm m hm m work. That was such
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a good entrance. Wow, fuck it up. She lived, she served,
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  Speaker 1: she died, she came back to life, She died again,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: She came back to life again. Music number right away.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have goose bumps. Rose and I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: are swinging right now. Fully is this an original song?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I think so? Or Oh my god, Sarah watching her
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: do this after and just like that, it's crazy insane.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: The song isn't her versatility actually? H m hm who
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: are they performing to. I'm not gonna lie s jump scare.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I was referencing earlier. I get it, I
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: get it. What if it's revealed to them in the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: movie that the book is trans and now you says
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: she her pronounce well J. K. Rowling would not like
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that in this movie, not her witch World as HP
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: is wig is good. Who's as JP? It's just the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: brow is better. H m hm. Oh my god, They're
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: gonna become makeup influencers. Not time Hack. She's so good,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: it's really good. She's so funny, like you forget that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: She's like a great physical comedian. And the three of
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: them have an incredible chemistry. Do you think they've hooked up?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe Bet and Cathy. I'm looking that up on a
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: oh three when we're finished. These bitches fall for the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: same tricks every time they do Walgreens. Wow, she says,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: sickening they're supporting Big Farma. I'm well, I'm sure Walgreens
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: like is owned by Disney or owns Disney. M h
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: m hm. Smart. That was a far joke. We were like, yeah,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: me going into a convenience store stone fully hyah huh. Oh,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: she's showing a lot of leg Oh that is a slit.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Did you see the doctor teals call the teleport? H
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: m hm m. It would be cool if this movie
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: took a hard turn and they fully cannibalized the children,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: or if they just started doing a beauty tutorial, not eating.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait Kathy just did that. No, don't
• 44:50
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• 44:56
  Speaker 1: retinal as Rose has told me. H, how have I
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: told you that? Yeah? You have? Uh? Oh cute? Oh
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: my god, that's they're gonna think it's like their soul.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. The face filters if that happened in
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the first movie too, so like, wouldn't they know? But
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that's a thing. I love that in this movie. They're
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: gay icons. Hm. They know what mirrors are? Right? Oh
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: my god? Whoa m that's cool. Oh wow, she really
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: hit her that she liked it. That was horny, not
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: the swift for wet jet. Those things that people paid
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: for this movie. The swifterer. Wetjets do not work as well.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I have one. It's fine, it doesn't work in that
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I don't use She on a hoverboard, she's on room bus.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I think that's really fun. M hm. But like the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Walgreens would sell brooms if they sold swift for wet jats,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: so they would just have a regular as room. H
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: m hm m hm M. So Sam Richardson is also
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: a witch. He's helping them. Yeah, he's evil. You think
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you're calling it? Yeah, maybe he did the handle. Oh
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: he's obsessed. Oh I just got that joke. I really
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: want to know what was improvised. They're really going for it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, I knew it. I knew it. These graphics
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: h gag nepotism. How much hair sprayed does she use
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a day? M hmmm. The book is going to get redeemed.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm calling it now. M billy h Which is better?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Is s jps? And her whole thing is that she's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: kind of horny? Yeah's a I don't remember that. These
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: chocolates are really good whole foods. Sorry to support Jeff Bezos.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: M hm m huh. He really collected all the paraphernalia.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: He's like a non player character in a video game.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Mhm m what's her costume? She works a footlocker. She's
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: a zombie footlocker employee. Mm hmm. What are you going
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: to be for Halloween this year. I don't know what
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: are you going to be? I think I'm going to
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: be a different share. We'll see, Okay, her mind pot pourri.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: That was such a nineties thing my mom always had
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: to dish upo bury out on the table. Smells nasty
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: from pure one import. Oh my god, I forgot the
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: pure one imports existed. I didn't. That's a sacred space.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I used to beg my mom toy. I had such
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: a crush on him. No you didn't. Does he have
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: like thet I want his cock? Oh? Just him as is? Yeah,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: it's a zombie wow. M m m m. I don't
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: really remember this character. I feel like the one time
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I watched and I was high dogging up me grave
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: me mere, trying to do a math ye liar mm
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: hm m. But he like fucked Sarah down for sure?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: For sure? Is this the same actors the Aiden of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Hocus Focus not the Aiden. You think of all the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: sex and the City characters, that Aiden, what is the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: one that laid down the pipe? Yeah? You think? I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: think Carrie and Mr Bike had better sexual chemistry because
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: they just had that thing. But I think Aiden laid
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: it down down. And also I think he was into
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: some kinky ship. Yeah. Probably, he's probably really fucked up.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: He smacked her around a little bit and she loved it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever bopped for apples? No, that sounds horrible.
• 1:02:49
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• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: her eating the popcorn off the ground like me? Just now?
• 1:03:59
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• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: don't know, Oh, because I think he's um. They're they're
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: friends dad. I think he's the dad of the girl
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: that she has a crush on who doesn't want to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: be friends with them. Maybe they worked on his campaign.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're super turns, they're super involved in local politics. Oh,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: she just spilled her tea. I want to like put
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Halloween stuff up in my apartment, but like, I'm about
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: to leave, so there's no point. I did have a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: pumpkin though at pure one importance. No, I wish does
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: that still exist? I have no idea. I will go
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: to the one immediately, not the beat of sweat. The
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: library is closed officially. M m hm m musical number, yes, yes, girl,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: not fellas. What do you think they're going to six
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: their drag queens? Oh my god, what do you think
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: they're gonna saying, um super bass by nike a Minaj.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Is that ginger? No, m That's all they had to
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: do was just that was the whole contest, was just
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: looking at them for a couple of seconds. They should
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: kill them. Oh my god, that's corn Bread and Camorra Hall.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: What corn bread and comor Hall the drag queens in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the back? Sorry? Oh cool and good for them. Get
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: get that check girl, get their back. M hm. Oh
• 1:08:33
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• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think this is on Spotify already? Absolutely? The honey,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: we need the honey? De Jon remings. This is giving
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Glee cast version. It is giving exactly that. Why does
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: he have a trolley? M hm mh. This is giving
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: flash Mob. They should have picked something with a higher bpm.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: They play Sophie. They should have should have done the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: you know, the thunder Post remix. Oh gays, this is
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: a very gay movie. Boom, Oh my god, m hm
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: m h. He's the mare. Can you just caught the lion?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: That would be corrupt. She's showing a lot of leg
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica is like pussy out on that room. I'm
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: not swe what she was probably contractually obligated. She was like,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I need to show leg in this movie. M you
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: were right though, Why do they care about his dad?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Her dad so much? Oh no, okay, I hope they
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: kill him. Did anyone die in the last movie? Just them?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Owen thought Gray Banks his little sister. Oh my god,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: for brutal m hm hm. She is the Charlie Chaplain
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: of our time. She's so good. Not the Alexa joke.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's Alexa or Google Home? Oh? It
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: is an Alexa. I just want I was curious as
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: to what corporation this one was supporting. Okay, he's like,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I love the slash mom it's doing like ABC Live Musical, Yeah,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Oprah Special, m APC. Like Vanessa Hudgens is gonna come
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: out at any time. Vanessa Dgents should be in this movie.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: She is so she's she's available. Oh yeah, she's very bookable.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe they'll get together. That's just gonna be the fan
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: picky right after this, after I already started. You've got
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: your laptop out right now. I hope our podcast got
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: so famous that people write fan fiction, well, like sexual
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: fan fiction. A virgin would do it and I would
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: not dad. It would be terrifying if you're out there
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: listening and you want to write, please do Oh my
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: god that I consent right now, and yeah send the
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  Speaker 1: look if we will perform it on on an episode.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can signed. Well, Phoebe will
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: will play you right? Okay, got it? Mm hm mm hmm.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Serving the light maybe they can. My shoes are serving
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: those are gonna be Simone row Shaw Spring. Well, she
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: just showed spring. I didn't see it. What if she
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: was wearing tabbies I serve mm hmm. They're like pretty dumb.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I think SGP is supposed to be the dumb one.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: She's done. They're all kind of dumb. They keep falling
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: these kids tricks, that's true. Yeah, and they're supposed to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: be old at switches. But is the dumb She's dumb
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: and horny. I love that those are her two characters.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Bimbo representative representation. Is he gonna come out? Do you
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: think he can take his cock off? Absolutely? Just clicks
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: it off. M. Well you are which is and you
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: are weird? M. Sometimes it's just true. Yeah. Sometimes it's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: just spilling the tea, honey, filling the what's a little shade.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I have to say, I don't care about the kids
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: interpersonal drama. Fuck them kids. I have to say, I like,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I need this movie to start round shot. We just
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: need them back on screen. Yeah, anytime the witches aren't there,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter good hm m hm oh no, oh no,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: he's gonna sunk up this all. He's gonna suck them
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm not that. Do you think we only have
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: one more song or like two? I would say one
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: and maybe a reprise, yeah, or maybe one that is
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: just a reprise from the original. Maybe yeah, mm hmm.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I love corned Beef m Gothic Golden Girls. That should
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: have been our podcast name still could be a caramel
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  Speaker 1: covered mants the ball. Love that and I could actually
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: eat it because I'm not allergic. And seasonal it's just Rushashaana.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Let's not exist. You could invent that. I'm sure Disney
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: has already trademarked it. They're gonna be saved from You're
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: gonna are gonna clean up the salt. They're gonna suck
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: it up. Wow, capitalism once again allied to evil. It's
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: actually very clever. The screenwriters. They snapped, Ah, that's not
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: how roombas work, though they're very fickle. The Sanderson's sisters
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: are now canonically women in stem Oh oh oh, she
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: enters the Marvel Cinematic universe. It's Disney. I know, that's
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She would be great the gossip Girl girl. Actually, no,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't. Mean she probably did this movie so she
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: can get a Marvel role eventually. Yeah, probably, which for
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: so good pipeline Young Avengers, Billy. I wonder if they
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: make zombie dildos, make zombie Dodo look dead like a
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: corpse dick. Yeah, incredibly likely, because like I would buy
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: one for your necromancy fetish. Oh my god, we found
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: we found this is directly the Crafty Heatonist is the
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: name of the shop. So if anyone wants to buy
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: a zombie dildo, zombie four thousand, four hundred sales. Oh
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: my god, we missed the entire a lot of them.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Moving on important huh m hmm. Yeah, this is an
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: epigenetic trauma. Yeah, it's about trauma trial. That's Jamie Lee
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Curtis famously said, yeah, m hm m hm. They should
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: have turned him into something fun, yeah, like what like, um,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know a deer a deer. Mm hmm. That's
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: so funny. Mhm hm m. It's not just is a
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: huge crystal. Yeah, another spell bound sky moment. It's like
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: the crystal that Carcel has. Oh my god, that crystal
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: is so disgusting and it's worth like nine thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: m m h huh. They're throwing acorns at them. Oh
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: my god, that's so annoying. They have magical powers. M m.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: I'm realizing SJP has played a bimbo in um First
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Wife Club with Bed Midler. She this is she loves
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: playing the bimbo. I'm so appreciative of that. Sisters are
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: doing it for themselves. Good for you, sh She is
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: leaning in. She has girl bossing. Oh m hm, yeah,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: she's talking in the book Rose called it. That would
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: be devastating. Can you imagine your favorite book choosing someone
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: else instead of you. I would be pretty surprised that
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  Speaker 1: my book was sent sent Bett Miller is acting her
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  Speaker 1: ass off m hm m h m hm m her sisters,
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  Speaker 1: h m hm. I love Cathy's little finger guns. Yeah,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: the finger guns kind of a lost art. I'm gonna
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: start doing that to people more like m hm m hm. Sisterhooding.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa this movie is about n't by rena much chosen
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  Speaker 1: Jos and family. Oh they're in the exact formation they
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: were the last time they died. I wonder what's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen? M hm another musical number please, m hm.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, m brilliant. There's still time for Chadas
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  Speaker 1: to enter this the funk up? No, m hm. H oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's a This is a beautiful message about Joes, Chose
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: and the actual family. Their sisters, well, you don't know,
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  Speaker 1: they're biological sisters. M they're like sisters twiddling the dolls,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: the dolls, the diva dolls. M oh, alright, okay, but
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: now she's all powerful, so just killed them all. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you can join them. H I hope the book cries.
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  Speaker 1: I'm entranced she's acting, not this redemption arc. Mhmm. So
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  Speaker 1: they're all mitches. I guess. Oh that's beautiful, is it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm touched. I'm my heart is warmed, mine is cold.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew the book was gonna cry.
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  Speaker 1: You really know this book formulaic movie. It's not hard
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: to figure it out. M m. Are they going to
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  Speaker 1: forgive him? Yes? He was cursed. It wasn't his fault
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: he was. I have no idea. I just repeated what
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: Phoebe said. No, but I thought at the beginning he
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: was just like liked the Sanderson sisters. He was a fan.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought he just saw them. Oh whatever,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: yeah they should kiss. Huh oh no, Billy, h m
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  Speaker 1: hm that you were gay? What do you think it's
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: gay about him? Like the scarf? I think what's gay
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: about him is he likes sucking chicken balls. You can
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: just tell yeah, like that when he was wander around
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  Speaker 1: their woods with no head on. It's like slick got
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: up stock at a hole. Shut up. H m hm
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: m h. It pronounced eighty girl. Also, what time is
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: it like ten pm? I have been like three hours.
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  Speaker 1: We need a final number, I swear to god. M
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  Speaker 1: hm hm. Another which is, oh, what was the tea
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: with the with the bird? It like helped them become witches.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's gonna be a post credit scene?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Okay, Well, let's I mean we
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: can get No, don't don't stop it. Let's like, oh
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  Speaker 1: work okay, okay. Be fully was like I'll only do
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: a third number if it's in a recording booth s JP.
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  Speaker 1: They really turned out. Yeah, this is not one of
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: the better June songs. They did not get lin Manuel
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: for this lin Manuel, Yeah, I don't know. Again, it's
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: giving clee cast version. Yeah, like barely voices like percent
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: auto tune. I love them. I don't care. I love
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: them too. Lunch is so funny. Well that was a movie.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: Is that your day? Um? Okay, so skip credits. Does
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: that mean there's a post credit scene? Maybe? Plus press
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: skip credits and see what happens. There is a post
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: there is a post credit scene. Okay, So if you've
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: been watching this, also skip skip to the post credit scene.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: We're starting it now. There's a black cat. But there's
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: no way there's going to be another sequel. What is
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: this setting up? Uh? No fucking way. Well, I don't
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: think there's gonna be a third one. Oh no way.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, Bette Midler is actually really
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: different called to book like she is like, I feel
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: like I've heard this and I that's the thing about
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: all of this that will make the three Quelt not hot.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: I think so because I think as TP and Kathen
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: and Jimi are like probably a lot more book. You
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But that is amazing. She was great. Okay,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: what did you think? That's what I thought. I felt
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: like that was the three of them, like we're so
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: um compelling. Yeah, I didn't care about any time they
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: weren't on a screen. I felt like the climax was
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: kind of I didn't have as much of a climax
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  Speaker 1: I felt. But other than that, I honestly thought it
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  Speaker 1: was great. It was fine. It was definitely giving d
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  Speaker 1: calm Disney Channel original movie for anyone who does, which
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  Speaker 1: is what I wanted. Yeah. No, I like that the
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  Speaker 1: original was was darker. Oh yeah, that's true, very light.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. You know that the
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  Speaker 1: witches were amazing, but I did not care about anything
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  Speaker 1: else that happened at all. And the musical number it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't great. I liked it. I I it wasn't as
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  Speaker 1: memorable as you know the one. But this, this in
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  Speaker 1: no way will be as iconic as the first one. No,
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  Speaker 1: it could never be. There's no sequel that could that
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  Speaker 1: could talk. But it's not even like Mama Mia, here
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  Speaker 1: we go again levels of like at least being a
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  Speaker 1: glorious mess of this exists. Yeah, no, I agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't seen all of Mama Mia. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go again because I have my repeated attack girl.
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  Speaker 1: This is another movie that I skimmed on an airplane.
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  Speaker 1: I went into the share part. I literally skipped over.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't even care about you watching Momma too.
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  Speaker 1: You just need to watch Mama Mia right after I
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  Speaker 1: watch Disobedience. Um. Um, Sarah, Jessico Barker amazing, Cathine and
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  Speaker 1: Jimmie amazing. Um. Glad to see Tony Hale getting booked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean and with Sam Richards and it was like
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting that they tried to inject
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  Speaker 1: like kind of mumble cord humor and to it like
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: the like the VP actors. But I feel like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I will be looking up Billy and that guy fan
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: fiction after this, or writing well if none exists. Um.
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  Speaker 1: The young Sanderson sisters were great. I already forgot about
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: something for the one who played Sarah. She was boring. Well,
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: they couldn't. She she's a child. She can't be a bimbo,
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: so she could only be dumb. But she was just
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: like doing a lot. Um. This movie was so there's
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: a show that they do at Disney during Halloween, which
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: is like like the Sanderson Sisters Live was Pocus live,
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: but not at them. This was no, not with them.
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  Speaker 1: This was giving that it was giving. I had fun,
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  Speaker 1: but like, will I ever watch this again? No, but
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: I will continue to watch Hocus Pocus every year Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciated seeing them on screen again. I thought like
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: watching them interact was endlessly entertain and I'm glad that
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: they went for it. And it never felt like they
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: were like I guess I'm doing this. There was no
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: like eye rolling. They were committed to the bit and
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: they did it. And you know, I know they made
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. They have to be contracted for
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: a third movie. Why they really teased a third movie,
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: but also they teased a sequel in the first movie
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  Speaker 1: and it took well, I mean it happened, but it
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: took twenty nine years because Bette Midler is hard to book.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want a third movie, but this was fun. Um,
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  Speaker 1: thank you all for listening to our first ever live
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  Speaker 1: way the DVD commentary. Baby Yes, um let us know
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  Speaker 1: if you want us to do this again. Um, slide
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  Speaker 1: into our d M s at like a virgin four nine.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much Producer Phoebe for being here with
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  Speaker 1: us and experiencing this. Um we're more popcorn honestly, and UM,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween, everybody. See you on Thursday, See you later,