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Episode 175: Left On Read with Bob LeMent of Static Radio. · Chucks Cantina

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  Speaker 1: This is Chuck's Cantina podcast where anything and everything is
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  Speaker 1: up for discussion. And now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do wanna. I'll be a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: and more of a professional here, if you will. Obviously,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to Chuck's Cantina. My guest today is good old
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  Speaker 2: Bob Lamet. He is from another podcast called Static Radio,
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  Speaker 2: and actually I do owe him an apology. I've actually
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  Speaker 2: went on your podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, it's been a while.
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  Speaker 2: When was numb?
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  Speaker 3: It's been like two years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a minute. Yeah, I went on your podcast
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  Speaker 2: at a great time. It's been a very long time.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, that's not my part.
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  Speaker 4: Like if anyone's listening to podcast, I've had a lot
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  Speaker 4: of just like my cohorts people miser.
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  Speaker 2: On the last year and a half.
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  Speaker 4: But I've really put myself out here, like, look, I
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  Speaker 4: need to commit to having other people on here, like yourself,
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  Speaker 4: like people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not saying you and I can't
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  Speaker 2: develop that you know, bromanship if you will.
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  Speaker 3: But like it, just don't know, let's keep it, let's
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  Speaker 3: keep it on.
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  Speaker 4: I I just met you after two years. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just I've been trying to like connect with their podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I've been having a blast doing it.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm glad that you and I I'm glad that
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  Speaker 5: finally after I extended that invitation to you all those
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  Speaker 5: years ago, clearly I just kept giving you the raw address,
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  Speaker 5: and finally I got you in here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a year and a half, so it says,
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  Speaker 3: wait a minute, so I'm looking up here. I have
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  Speaker 3: to be. So I sent you you were on I
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  Speaker 3: sent you your release information on April fourth, twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 3: and then just the other day I was I was
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  Speaker 3: kind of being a jerk. I'll be I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, Chuck. Oh, So I wasn't. I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: being a jerk in a jerky way. I was being
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  Speaker 3: a jerk, like, you know, a little smart ass. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to send this note. I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to read it here. You can tell how much
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  Speaker 3: of a smart ass I like. I wrote back. So
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  Speaker 3: after since April fourth or whatever, I wrote again I
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  Speaker 3: said when can we stop? Buy the CANTEENA on April eighteenth,
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty three, and then knocking crickets and then the
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  Speaker 3: other day on September tenth, I go, are you going
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  Speaker 3: to invite us into the cantina yet? I've been waiting
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  Speaker 3: a bit. That's my smart ass.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: And then you took five days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, visit any full consultation. It's close for
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  Speaker 2: anyone in my anyone that's been on the podcast, right
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  Speaker 2: Phoenigain with My response times have been a lot better
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  Speaker 2: because well, because like I went on like your your
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  Speaker 2: profile like other profiles, and like I'll see like typically
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  Speaker 2: respont in like four hours. I'm like, I wonder what
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  Speaker 2: mine is. Let's just see I've gone into a lot
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  Speaker 2: more low.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of over, so I thought for sure. After
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  Speaker 3: after a couple of days, I was like, well I
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  Speaker 3: pissed him off. I guess that that's the name of
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  Speaker 3: Chuck's cantina. And you came back and you're like so apologetic.
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  Speaker 3: So I felt bad because I'm like, well, I'm an
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  Speaker 3: ass for going, hey you yet, yeah, the canteen is
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  Speaker 3: still open. I mean, well no, I'm just playing.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I said, like just the last year
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  Speaker 4: it's been crazy of my own personal life and stuff
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  Speaker 4: going on.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's all good, but yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You never respond to anybody. That's why it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I know everyone thinks I'm dead.
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  Speaker 3: Your your car license are expired, and you haven't paid
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  Speaker 3: your electric bill.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, oh man, you know, like the
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  Speaker 2: milk man keeps coming by and wondering why he hasn't
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  Speaker 2: got a tip yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, wonder your life's crazy. You're not keeping up.
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  Speaker 2: Nah No, I'm all good now, bro, Oh good good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm glad you're.
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  Speaker 4: Finally in the canteena after all those after that Olive
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  Speaker 4: BRANCHI extended so wan ago and.
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  Speaker 3: Then yeah, yeah it's been I was like, every once
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  Speaker 3: in a while, I go through my messages for pod
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  Speaker 3: match and I try to hit people back up and
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  Speaker 3: you know, hey, would you are you interested or are
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  Speaker 3: you still doing or whatever? And that's what happened is
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  Speaker 3: I get bored, you know, and I'm like, I'll just
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  Speaker 3: go through. Wait, Chuck's canteen. That m effort hasn't talked
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  Speaker 3: to me for over a year and a half. He
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  Speaker 3: said you can come back. He's like, you can come
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  Speaker 3: on any time.
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  Speaker 2: On your show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I see, I'm glad he didn't sell me a car. Shit,
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  Speaker 3: what do you like that car Bob.
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  Speaker 2: How's that car Bob?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh, when's the when's the warranty yet? But a
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  Speaker 3: year and a half. Okay, that's when I'll talk to do.
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  Speaker 2: The car stall soon as you drove off the lot.
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  Speaker 3: That's expected. So I feel like, hey Bonnie, hey Chuck
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  Speaker 3: here woo woo woo. Yeah, no, I'm just teasing.
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  Speaker 4: It's all good as always whenever we are in this
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  Speaker 4: cantina doesn't always have to be a crazy concoction. But
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  Speaker 4: I always like to ask my guests, what are you drinking?
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  Speaker 4: Anything partaking? Anything crazy this evening?
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  Speaker 3: No I got I got a bottle of water.
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  Speaker 2: High quality HQUO. Man, what's wrong with that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, I tried. That's a high quality hdo with a
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  Speaker 3: h q O.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well I am Sandler impersonally.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's actually that's a good seguy. Was I got something?
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  Speaker 2: I can ask you about that too. I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing. And I mean everyone who's been the
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  Speaker 4: show does. I said, like you said, we don't have
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  Speaker 4: a script, we don't do anything. Sometimes they want to
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  Speaker 4: talk anything.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't even respond to people. Sometimes it's only the guest.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the guest and nobody else.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I'm drinking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really like, this could be this Goela, a really
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  Speaker 4: interesting episode' drin straight tequila right now and some high
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  Speaker 4: code H two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why, Like when I I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had any ilcohol on the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and when I saw your name, I'm like, I
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  Speaker 4: was not going I need two things, No, two things.
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  Speaker 2: One, IM glad about your messages. I remember being your message,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I literally said to myself, son of
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  Speaker 2: a bitch. I really never responded.
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  Speaker 4: To what the like in like because my wife, No,
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  Speaker 4: that's not me. I'm not a guy that doesn't at
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  Speaker 4: least people on right essentially. So that's why I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, please come on and thank you, by
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  Speaker 4: the way for your patients and schedule we myself and
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  Speaker 4: Bob ahead ever reschedule not in the last year and
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  Speaker 4: a half.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the last three days this week movements around
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  Speaker 2: a couple of times. But yeah, I know I am
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  Speaker 2: doing tequila.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, the biggest good luck with that lux for
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  Speaker 4: losing my friend, although I could use it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have the big bottle? Little bottle? How what
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  Speaker 3: what's what's pouring out of? That's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so it's just a big bottle of terramana, and
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 3: It in name, uh, the styrofoam cup.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: No glass choice all glass here, no God not stirefrom
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  Speaker 4: I remember the last of my dream.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a styrofoam cup. That's probably for good reason, I remember,
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So smelting right now as he pours it, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not it's not even in the cup. It's actually over
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  Speaker 2: my lap. I am dreaming of this conversation because I
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  Speaker 2: never reached back out to Bob. Bob is not even here,
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  Speaker 2: not even here. Bob has been dream about this conversation
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  Speaker 2: for a year and a half.
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  Speaker 3: Well's because you know, tequila is one of those things
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  Speaker 3: where you know, the bottle makes a difference because you
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  Speaker 3: could just keep going and then you're in real trouble.
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  Speaker 3: So you don't want to get too big of a
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  Speaker 3: bottle because then you really, you know, get in some trouble.
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  Speaker 4: It's just it's funny how and then this obviously has
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  Speaker 4: to do with like, you know, it could just be
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  Speaker 4: all marketing hoop loll bs, but like the amount of
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  Speaker 4: celebrities that have gotten into qiler.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, because there's actually health there's actual health
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  Speaker 2: benefits in it. Like what what you get? You get
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  Speaker 2: your party harder and faster, Like what's Like, what's.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's cheap and they can make a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of money.
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  Speaker 3: Like the health benefits are my my bank account goes
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  Speaker 3: up and up and up, and then I can go
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  Speaker 3: to the doctor more. That's the health benefits.
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  Speaker 4: No, I just I just see all these like famous
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  Speaker 4: people that do the tequila and I do the term. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like who does't like Dwayne Johnson but also like a
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  Speaker 4: buddy of mine he said he recommended him, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's Ao tequila.
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  Speaker 3: So your buddies with Dwayne Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: No, a buddy of mine likes Dwayn Johns.
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  Speaker 3: Oh your buddy, your buddy likes the Duayne Johns. Oh
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  Speaker 3: yeah him do a thing with that. Yeah, I saw something.
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  Speaker 2: It is a pretty good is a good tequila?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think that unfortunately, I mean, can I turn
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  Speaker 3: the tables on you here a little bit. I think
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  Speaker 3: they love to exploit the Mexican worker. That's why they
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  Speaker 3: do tequila Jesus, because there's it's cheap labor, and it's
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  Speaker 3: a lot. It's hard work to make tequila, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gommi plants and all that. Oh my god, yes, insane.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy work. And so they're just they're, you know,
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  Speaker 3: these poor put upon people are like, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: a job. I'm gonna be harvesting this giant ball of
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  Speaker 3: you know, had all the leaves off of it with
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  Speaker 3: a razor sharp you know thing. It looks like it
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  Speaker 3: was that a star trek.
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  Speaker 2: You know. You know what I love. I love when
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  Speaker 2: you see these like and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Not just a quill thos, any of these videos, these
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  Speaker 4: like all these like these like videos of like guys
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  Speaker 4: who have coffee companies or alcohol companies, and it's like
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  Speaker 4: they're they show all the workers in the fields, cutting
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  Speaker 4: the plants, stopping on the berries, and then look at
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  Speaker 4: that one shot of that celebrity doing the exact thing
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  Speaker 4: with a smile like hey, and they clearly just had
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  Speaker 4: like a mouth thing in their mouth where their weird
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  Speaker 4: are sparkly white, like here we are all happy working together,
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  Speaker 4: and it's like you haven't been in that field, and
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  Speaker 4: you've been in that you've been.
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  Speaker 2: In that facility within five fucking minutes.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, I mean all these guys are missing
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  Speaker 3: toes because of these sharp implements that they're using. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: those things are like incredibly sharp. Well, I mean, let's
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  Speaker 3: let's move on to happier things. Just drink up, trying
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  Speaker 3: up while you make make Dwayne Johnson more rich.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he has a problem getting more rich anyway.
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: Uh I when I go up to the High COHD
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: both about the Adam Sandler. So I'm a huge Adam
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  Speaker 4: Sandler fan myself. I can admit that some of the
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  Speaker 4: movies are like, you know, obviously something as any person,
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: any of some movies are better than others.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: But I am a huge Happy Gilmore fanatic.
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  Speaker 3: Another one Happy gilboar too is shooting, That's what I say.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel that they're essentially breaking you know,
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: they're they're breaking the seal, they're reopening the you know,
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  Speaker 2: the time capsule and bringing Happy Gilmore back out after that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I mean, I don't know what they're
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: gonna do about Bob Barker. He's been dead for a
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: little while too. The uh, you know him, those guys
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: fight now is gonna be pretty sad and they're.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: They're gonna they're just gonna do They're gonna they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: do like what they do with Walt Disney.
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  Speaker 4: His head's frozen in some kind of payments, and they're
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  Speaker 4: gonna put a robot and they're gonna have Elon Musk
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: could build a terminator and put Bob Barker's head on it.
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  Speaker 3: I think that they should a I Bob Barker into
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  Speaker 3: the movie. Yeah, totally, kind of like they did Indiana
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: Jones for the latest movie when he was younger than you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: let's do it. Let's do that. You know, that would
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  Speaker 3: be good. But no, I mean, you know, if what
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna do? I mean, it's Adam Smiler. If
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  Speaker 3: he wants to dust off Happy Gilmore, he dust off
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  Speaker 3: Happy Gilmore. The guys got all kinds of money.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he'll do what he wants and god knows
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  Speaker 2: what Netflix paid him to do it too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got a piece of trivia for you
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  Speaker 3: that I learned recently. Fair So I was do you
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  Speaker 3: know who uh Robert Osborne at all? Anybody was born anyway,
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  Speaker 3: he's a British guy. Anyway, he does a show and
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  Speaker 3: he he has shows over in Britain and now he
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  Speaker 3: does a podcast and he was talking about Hollywood and
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  Speaker 3: he said in his show, he's trivia. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: who the highest paid actor is currently for this like
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  Speaker 3: this last year? So twenty twenty three highest paid actor, I.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Go rubber down. He just throwing the name out there,
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  Speaker 2: do you think? So?
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  Speaker 3: Adam Sandler? And he's never had a movie in the
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  Speaker 3: theater in twenty twenty three And he's the highest paid
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  Speaker 3: actor because of Netflix Netflix deals, so he only makes
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  Speaker 3: his movies for Netflix, right, which is hilarious. So the
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  Speaker 3: highest Hollywood, highest paid Hollywood actor for last year twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty three, it was Adam Sandler and he never had
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  Speaker 3: a movie at a theater?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Let that sink in for a bit.
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  Speaker 2: And the theaters have their own problems in their own right,
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: But like yeah, like that'sn't that another nothing? Again?
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  Speaker 4: Netflix is obviously they're getting a return on their investment.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: There's no reason they keep backing up five pace trucks
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  Speaker 4: at day to his house. But it's just like here's
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  Speaker 4: the thing, and this is Netflix's biggest problem is it's
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  Speaker 4: it's a good it's a they this is a good
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  Speaker 4: thing and a bad thing.
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  Speaker 2: The bad thing is they have so much content you
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  Speaker 2: don't even they I think, of all the stream platforms
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  Speaker 2: unless it's like the big thing, like you know, like
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  Speaker 2: they're Stranger Thing shows Adam Sandler, or they're huge documentaries
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  Speaker 2: they have every now and then, like I know they
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  Speaker 2: have a really big one. Come uch, I'm excited for
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: the mad Man one about Vince big Man and if
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: you know, if you've read anything about that, you're the
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: guys that the tire King did it. So it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be terrified. Anyway they have. They have the absolute They
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  Speaker 2: have this giant, massive library that you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the hell's on there. But their marketing is god awful.
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  Speaker 2: Other than they're like the five big things they do
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  Speaker 2: every year. But the problem is so many there's so
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: much word of mind with everything they do. They don't
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  Speaker 2: need to spend that money, which is why you said
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  Speaker 2: they could pay Adam Sandler god knows how much money
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  Speaker 2: because like I.
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  Speaker 4: Said, like how many times you can't tell me over
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  Speaker 4: the last thirty years that all the studios have been
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  Speaker 4: like you want to you know, dust the old golf
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  Speaker 4: bag off good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure he's got an office for water
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  Speaker 2: Boy two especially oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, you know anything that he could do
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Little Nikky two.
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  Speaker 2: For Christ's sake, I would pay good money see Little
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  Speaker 2: Nikky too. I mean, would that working Today's.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you know, that wasn't like a big,
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  Speaker 3: big hit.
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  Speaker 2: But no, but that's like a lot of if anything
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  Speaker 2: like it's good. Like like a lot of comedy movies
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  Speaker 2: in the nineties, a lot of them were big hits.
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  Speaker 2: They became huge Colt classics after they came out like
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  Speaker 2: a DVD VHS.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Right right, or on cable on cable right here on
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  Speaker 3: Comedy Central.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, god, I remember it used to
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: be used to be like every what was like every
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Sunday or it's like this Sunday new movie premiere in HBO,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: This Thursday new movie premiere in TNT.
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: It's like is a Game of Thrones? No, you'll hear
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  Speaker 2: about it and Twitter on Twitter. The show has all
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: the Emmys. I guess I should watch it, Okay, Like
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I never heard about Succession, and then I'll keep hearing
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: all about it on social media. I'm like, oh, okay,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I'll watch it next. It's a it's a pretty good show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but yeah, just I couldn't watch Succession.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to watch it, and I hated everybody, And
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why am I watching this?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: That's true?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Am I watching this for Alan Rock? Is that only?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I'm only watching it for Alan Rock? That's my thing.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: And shows like that are hard to watch where you
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: hate everybody. But I just it's just it's just I
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: think it was like.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: The whole like idea of like who was gonna get
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: at the end, you know what I mean. I mean
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: it was yeah, if you I mean I kind of
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: thought it was obvious like halfway through. But I'm like, hey,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That's the thing too. It's
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: it's HBO. You know they're gonna it's gonna be good,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna have to watch it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: They spend some money on it, that's for sure.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Oh God, like it just it just amazes me how
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: HBO has never it's never changed, Like not that Netflix
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: doesn't have good TV, not that you know, other stations
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: will have good TV, but HBO is always the gold standard.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, definitely.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: They would They would be caught dead putting something like
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: happy Gilmore up in HBO.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: You never know, maybe that's what that'll be his next move,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: right he'll because I mean I watched his best movie
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: to me, Uncut Gems.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: That's seen that I have.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what a fantastic movie.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: And again he gotten on me for every other award
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: from every other academy except for the Oscars.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Right, but it was he was, it was phenomenal. He
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: did a phenomenal job in that movie. And and you
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: know he wasn't a stupid goofy guy like he is
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: and other things. And that's fine and everything, but you're like, wow,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: how that happened.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Or it's gonna bug me. But about Adam Sander, he
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: did this movie. I don't think it's as good as
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: as a performance in end Cut Gems. But he did
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: this movie about I'm gonna try to look at on
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: my thing, rain Over Me. He did this movie called
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: rain Over Mean. It came out like ten fifteen years
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: ago where he plays a guy who he plays a
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: rich guy whose family was killed during a nine to
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: eleven attacks.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think I've ever seen this.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: It is it was like like other than like he
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: did like one or two, like drama, but like it's
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: like the first like movie I remember, Like were people
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that like I know in like like some people might
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: sort of a huge movie bust, were like, you need
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: to watch this movie.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: This guy can act, and that's like, what do you mean?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: And like it is it's it is. I mean obviously
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: it's not funny at all. It is very dramatic, very sad.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: But it's like this is Adam's again. And that's the
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: problem too. It's like like whenever you like watch Jim
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Carrey do a serious movie, it's just you have this,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: you know, you have this I hate to say, like
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: sero type, a precognitive like thought of like I'm going
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: to a Jim carry movie.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: He's gonna make jokes and stuff like that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: But in said, you're watching Adam Sandler deal with the
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: death of his family after nine to eleven, and it's
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: just like, what, like I'm waiting for a fart.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Joke, but you don't get it. I say that, but
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: it's true, but that you watch the movie and you
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: watch his performance and like it's phenomenal and like his
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: performance and uncut gems like that. I just god, that's
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: such a good movie.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: But it's just like whould have felt like, we're gonna
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: make this awesome, kick ass movie about this, like essentially
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: kind of like jeweler gambler. Like that's not the best
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: way to say the movie is, but like, but we're
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: gonna have Adam Sandler be the guy.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Like it's just like what the fuck?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Right exactly? It was totally out of his his usual
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: definitely right, But I really felt like he was a
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: gambling addict.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Oh for one hundred percent. He had the whole thrill
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: with it, and you can definitely you can definitely see.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, especially with some of these guys, like someone's
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: like high profile people, you definitely know that you get
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: that thrill too of like the gambling or like the
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: whole high stakes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: But I think you're untouchable all but then you know,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: finally shit happens. Think they come up and oh god.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Like I haven't read any about it, but like the
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: whole song with the like the p Diddy thing, it's just.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, yeah, you had it coming dude, Like right, yeah,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: everybody was just waiting for that one, right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: As soon as it's like the damn breaks, everybody's like, oh,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I just wish something terrible would happen. To that guy, right,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and then now it did well there you go.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it's like also when they say like always poking,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it's about time. It's like, why didn't
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: you say anything?
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but that's the way of the world though,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: you know, the you you'd sing p Diddy is high,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: high profile. Right. You got somebody who's working a ship
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: job somewhere, and it's the same thing. Right, They're like, oh,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Eileen over there in HR she's a real bitch, but
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: we're not going to do anything about it because she's
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: got the power, you know what I mean. And and
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: then Eileen, you know, goes twenty years and then finally
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: she leaves and everybody's like, thank god, that bitch is gone.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: She's the worst. I mean, I see standard, yeah, and
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like it. It's shocking. It's shocking at that at
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: that level, just as much as it's shocking at the
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: high level, because you know, it's like this catharsist release
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: for these people that all of a sudden, they've they've
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: spent you know, a decade with this person that they despise,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: who's doing despicable things, and no one says the word,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, it's it's terrible. It's a it's a shame.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: No, it's a damn shame. But I think and you know,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: like every every huge new thing has its pros and cons,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: and like social media, obviously there's a lot of.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Cons we'd say social media, but.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: It's also a pro is like one when any kind
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: of trend or topic gets a little fire, you put
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: little gasoling in that fire and it's Louis's.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Like, wow, fire, oh yeah yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: And thankfully, like again not that stuff like that still
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: doesn't happen, unfortunately, But it's not like you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Know, oh god, that bitch I lead finally left for
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: twenty years.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: And it's like like like and of course, like it's
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: like like god, I couldn't stand here, like the one
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: guy you couldn't stand and he's like, oh man, Bob,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: God that guy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Was such a bitch. And he was like, wait he
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: thought he was a bitch. Yeah, you thought she was
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: a bitch too, Yeah? Did we just become best friends?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately for me, I'm the guy that everybody's saying, Aileen's
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: a bitch and like really, I'm like so clueless, really, really,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: what you guys all upset for Eileen's I mean, I'm
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: not I don't care if she's here or not here,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: but that's you know, I'm like totally off to the side. Yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I've had a situation where literally people were almost crying
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: after a person left because they were so glad that
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: they left. Oh, and then I'm like, really, I used
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: to go to lunch with them all the time. Were
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: they really that much of a jerk to you? Where
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: was I at?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: And then and then and then they're looking at you
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: differently when they thought the whole time they had like
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: a good rapport with you.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: And She's like, well, you must be a jerk too,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, I didn't know that was happening.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Nobody was telling me. But you know, I'm a you know,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I'm very clueless, as as Miles will tell you, I'm
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: extremely aloof and and it makes him angry that I'm
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: so aloof and I things don't just don't like. For instance,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: if if he were here, he could not let go
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: of the time period between the last time we talked
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: in the time we talked now, he would be livid
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: about that, right, I could really care it just happened
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: to say, well, maybe Chuck wants to have guests now,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: and that's that's how I go through life. He would
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: be like, you know, got fucking Chuck, That fucker you
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: never contact us again. He's from Chicago and I'm from Chicago.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: We're buddy, you know. Anyway, he invents this whole backstore
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: with you and him growing up in the same neighborhood
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: or something, and I'm like, I don't even know Chuck,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: but hey, maybe once to.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Know, Like Chuck one step to my Jordans and it's like, wet.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: We met him over on, We met him over on,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: we went a podcast.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: We know what the looks like.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Let me let me give you a prime example. And
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I always love to share this story because he hates someone.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I tell it. He went to high school with uh
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Andy Richter. Oh Andy Director was older, Miles was younger,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: and like they passed in high school, so he like
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: senior freshman kind of a situation. Andy Richtor was mean
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: to him in high school once, and he hates Andy
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Richtor to this day.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Because he was because he was ad dick to him
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: one time.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember the exact interaction action. Miles would
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: tell it. He's told it a couple of times because
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I egged him on and yeah it was uh oh
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: what did he say? He said something anyway, he put
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: he put Miles down and he was all dejected as
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: a freshman. And yeah, he hates for Andy Richtor and
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: everything anything Andy Richtor is in. He doesn't want anything.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna watch that ship Andy richteror right, yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you talk about holding a grudge. I'm like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: holy Molly.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: So it's like most people like they like go see
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: a movie or go just what random and just essentially
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: just cold blindly watch a television show and you think
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: your buddy Miles, like look up the fucking like cast
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: on High MD.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: That's right, is Andy Richtor in this thing? He's like,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that he he didn't have a success after
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: he'd left Conan.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Jesus, I forget too. Andy Richter used to be like
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: in like a lot of movies and ship like that
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: and like after Conan, like I haven't. I mean, I mean, hey,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: he's if he's if he's rolling on a.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Pre voice artist, now oh good for him.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I mean like I mean, like I said, like, if
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: he's rolling, if he's not having to do all that
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: crazy shit and just like.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's doing all right. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, Miles,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: because you know, and I don't know that. You know,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: this is not news to most. Maybe it's news to
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: some people. It's new to the Chuck's Cantina audience. His
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: name's not Andy Richter. His name is Andy Swanson, Oh boy,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: and he changed it to Richter obviously, think about it
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: got a better ring to it than Swanson's. That's true,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: although now Swanson's probably better than Richard, I know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, wat Swanson's Swanson now, but like you said,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: now over the last what twenty to thirty years, probably
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: not right.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, but yeah, anyway, that's just to give you
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: the example. And then I'm like, I'm trying to think.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't know that I went to
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: school with anybody, and I don't really don't care. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: don't I'm if they did great, hey, fantastic, If they
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: did poorly, I don't what. Yeah, I know, I get
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: on with my life.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't go to school with anyone.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: And the only people I know that like ever got
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: like any kind of close to fame was a few people.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I think when on like American Nino or the Voice
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and didn't get far. Oh really that's about it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really can't think of anybody trying to think.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, there were I won't say who, but oh no, no, no,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I know, I literally don't remember the name. I swear
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: to God in my life. U. We had we had
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: one of.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Those fights a few years ago at my high school
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: that made national news.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: You're gonna look it up.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: But it was just like one of those fights where
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: it's just like like all these like like that's a problem.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Where I went to high school.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It was one of those locations where it's like, oh, hey, wow,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: you live literally twenty yards you live across the street
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: from Chuck. Great, you're gonna go to this high school
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: that's twenty five thirty minutes away for no, oh you guys,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: because actually actually you know, I'm sorry. If your mailbox
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: was over on this side of the grass, you would
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: go to this. It was one of those like we
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: had like eight or nine high schools within Nervous City.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: It was so dumb, but it was it was at
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: the point like like I like all like my friends,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: like you know, because like we all live close to
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: each other, so it's like you're like.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, hey, you're going to that school. Great, I'll go
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: to this school, and like all of them like like
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: hey man, we'll have over the fight.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I heard about the fight, this big epic fight and
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: if you went to high school, no, it was between
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: it was two girls against one and it did not
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: end well. And and it was just like one of
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: those things where I was like, how bad was it?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Like wasn't really that bad? And like I was there
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, it was pretty fucking bad. Like
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: like let's just say this.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: We had what was it? We had white most high
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: schools we had white floors and grayish tannish lockers. They
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: were not grayish tan after the fight.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: It was one of those things like that's probably like
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: the most famas didn't hapen in my high school of that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: And it was just like because.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I remember my step brother he went to a different
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: high school. Uh not like a decent drive from me,
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: maybe like the half hour at most, Like he went there,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: like he played football with the guy who did make
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: it to the NFL for a couple of years and
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: ultimate retired due to concussions. I think they could be
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: like one or two Pro bowls, but like in terms
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: of like yeah, that was like the most famous person
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: like he went to high school with but just like
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: fun that's like funny like here sometimes like oh like
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: that person went to that school with this, or like
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: perfectly like my mother in law she went to high
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: school Vince Van. Okay, she said she interact because you
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: know wor F for the Chicago like interacted.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: With him maybe once or twice. That's it. Obviously obvious.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: He has a better story than Miles where Sho will
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: sit and actually watch Visvon movies.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like you right, you're.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Conrade over there.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I can't believe I get I get holding in her
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: grudge sometimes, but man, really that much of regreds?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ask if you used to ask him by
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: send him and send him a note.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: So in let's see in about so right now, it's
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: September twenty twenty four, so we'll do what March twenty
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: twenty six.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I come on stand somewhere around there. You can
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: ask when I come on to that radio again.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna come on. You'll introduce me. I'll just go, hey, guys,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: how's Andy Richter?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Don't. God, yeah, you should say that. You should say, Hey,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I was just I was. I got a with Andy Rictor.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I was watching Cabin Boy, and my favorite character was
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Andy Richter in.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: That, you know, the movie Anchorman. Andy Ricker is like
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: enough credit for he was.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah he really he brought the whole thing together.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ron who no, no, no, Jesus Christ.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There was a time a long time ago now,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: so we've been recording our stuff for a while that
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I tried to get a hold of Andy Richter and
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: tried to get him on the show, just to be
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: a jerk. I could. I never got anywhere with it,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: but I gave it the college try, and I wrote
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff and I mailed stuff. I'm like, Andy,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, your old high school buddy's doing
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: this thing. You should be on it.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like would be a little bit easier since
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: he's not doing the ConA anymore.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe maybe. Yeah this was back in the
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Conan days. You know, I'm first, his schedule is.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: A little lighter probably now I feel like, I mean,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I mean here's the thing too, it's easier, Like again.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm doing I'm doing ductails this week?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, can you pay a finer fee of twenty five grand.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I should see if he's on what's that thing where
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: you can call the cameo cameo? I mean, let's type this.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That would be If he's on cameo, you already know
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: your next birthday present for your buddy. By the way,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: he okay, he is on cameo.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: How much is it though?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Oh? This is this is this is always the best part. No, okay,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta even tell you I got the fifteen percent off.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Hold on. You should be able to you got the Oh, no,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: he is he is. He is fully booked. Wow is
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that even possible because too many people keep requesting his services?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would probably just show him that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: He would be upset.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, yeah, little you cannot.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: You cannot get him to do anything because he is
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: fully booked. Says if you wanted to say happy birthday,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: gotta notify me for the next opening. Ask a question,
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: next opening, receive a PEP talk, notify me want next opening.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Get advice. You should do the good advice.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Actually, I'm gonna I'm gonna do this in real time.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna click the notify and I'm gonna put in
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: my email and if it comes through. Now, the thing is,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: if this is like three hundred dollars, just no fucking
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: way I'm gonna do it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: And it's so insane with some many people charge on cameo.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I've seen some of the prices.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta confirm here.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: So according to according to according to Google. Uh, he
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: charges minimum one hundred and fifty.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, now they want my phone number?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Of course they they want of course they do. They
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: want your first board and everything. I want you to
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: know this fine out.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give Andy Richter. How far am
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I willing to go for a joke here?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a pretty good joke.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, I put it in. I put it in right
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: That's a great podcast episode for you because when you're
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: finally going to say happy birthday, give advice to myles,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: and you just records of live.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Reaction to me I heard. Do you know what the
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: best part is? It wouldn't be my fellow alummabee. So
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: your buddy tells me we went to high school. Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I don't recall this event that you allege.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I don't recall.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: If I ever hurt you in any way.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, exactly the apology.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: And then he would somehow find a way to call
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: him a bitch, like an lightful to.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You weren't such a sense ofive little guy.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I could literally see any Richtor in my head saying, sh.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I'm only saying this because your friend paid me three
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Miles doesn't listen to this.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: He won't listen. He's so lazy. Oh perfect, I can't
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: even tell him. I'll say, I'll say, hey, I was
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: finally on Chuck's canty. He'll be like who, and then
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, like, here's the link, and then he'll
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: never listen. He never he didn't even listen to our show. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I mean he he comes on. He he loves to
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: do his bit and everything.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And then that's like three quarters. Yeah, he like dumped
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: off like three quarters in.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he I don't know what happened to go
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom or something. He's got a lot of
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: bathroom problems. I should tell Andy Richter about that. Can
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: you help Miles cope with his incessant shitting?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You gotta be careful. You only get like thirty seconds,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: so you gotta you gotta make sure you get the
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Peo pull of points.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: We gotta make dude, that's all I gotta tell you.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Miles, Hell yeah, I'll drink to that. That that'd be
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: a great sponsor.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: I my one of my uh it's like whenever, like
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: like a lot of my friends that come up kind
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: of like how like you know you and Miles always
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: on the show, like a lot of my comrades, if
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: you whenever they come on the show, I always give
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: him nickname. Joey coming with the names for him. So
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: like pat my buddy best friend Patrick, he was the
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: first guest ever.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: His nickname is Oji.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Patron my buddy Renee, his nickname is clickity clack because
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: every time he's on the on the podcast, he has.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: To be playing a fucking game on his PC. He's
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: always clicking on his giant ass keyboard. And then there's
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: my buddy Drew, who you know, he always comes on.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: He's having a good time, he's always feeling it. He's
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: God knows what, God knows what.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: He's partaking and when he comes to the podcast. But
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: like we're like we gotta think a nickname for him,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: and like one of my Buddies goes there. It seems
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: like every time like we go to a place, like
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: he'll just be sitting or.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Go a couple of just give his phone number. So
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: for some reason we just came with shag Zilla as
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: we were drunk doing a god Zilla A review. Drew
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: wasn't get involved with it. Drew's not really a Godzilla guy,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and we just called him Shagzilla.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Well, hey, that that to me. That's a really good nickname.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: That's a great nickname.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, come on, you can get it. He
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: should get a T shirt.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Oh we're not that level yet. Hopefully soon.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe you know what he should do. He should
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: at least get the get the U R L and
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: uh oh it might be too late for that too.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: But I mean, he don't go to shag Zilla while
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: we're talking, please, I don't want to.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I've never thought of that, and I don't want.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: To lose you in this.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: My tip is getting.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Chuck's CANTEENA is closed. I'm checking out Shag's villa.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Oh good god, just like some of like the weirdest
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Internet things you find the Internet with unintentionally too.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I love how I love how like I'll be like
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: watching a video on YouTube.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Or like I'll have it off like music in the
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: background and I barely like tap my phone maybe like
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: just pose, and so they like pause it. For some reason,
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, my phone takes me to an
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: ad thing from like, oh, look at this house dot
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: com in like fucking Knoxville, Tennessee. Please put your phone on,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Like I I don't there have been the fucking Tennessee.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Why am I getting an advertiser for Tennessee homes?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I lived near Chicago.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Interesting, Well, I'm just saying one example or like my my,
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: my one favorite, I swear to god, you gunned on
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: my head. I couldn't tell you the name of the company.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: There was this there's this cookie company. And this is
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: we're about to get in a conspiracy theory.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: There's this cookie company. I couldn't have the name of
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: their cookies are personally, I think their cookies suck because
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: right it was like right before it was actually during
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: the pandemic. My wife, yeah, we're going, we're going to
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: We went to the store to get some groceries, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: we kept seeing the ads for these cookies on TV,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: not on our phones, so we grabbed them and Caitlyn's like,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: should we should? We always like look at reviews and
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I go, wait, hold on, let's do a test. She said,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: what do I mean. I'm like, we're gonna buy the cookies.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: We're going to try umph and we're not gonna look
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: them up. And she's like why. I'm like, I guarantee
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: you twenty bucks. We're gonna wake up tomorrow, go through
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: your socials and you're gonna find advertise for those cookies.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: And I shit you not. That night I had twenty
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I had like two ads on my Facebook or Instagram
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: for those fucking cookies. Really, swear to God. And Kaitlin,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: my wife, Kaylin, she was literally like, that is terrified
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: because we did not look them up for that sole purpose,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: because we brought them up. We brought them to my
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: now in laws and like, oh, this is a cookie
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: like the cookies we've been seeing. I'm like, yeah, the
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: cookies we've been seeing and we all untly thought the suck.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And now they're not in my feet anymore. No, No,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: if only that would work that way, right, Yeah, everything sucks.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Don't advertise to me?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I mean like yeah, I mean, there's nothing
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: worse in you like it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I mean like I get it, Like, hey, you did
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: an advertisement, and like the purpose of the advertisments is
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: the hook.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: You don't get you to buy their ship.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna say the cookies either.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: God, no, that's the thing. That's why. That's the thing, Shags.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: That's why I was talking about theory later with Shags
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: that the thing Shags Litill taught me, don't say a
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: company's name unless you really like them or if they're
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: paying you. So in this case, you brought up dude wipes.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I like dude wipes, So I'll say, do you like
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: the dude? I absolutely love the dude? Wives are kidding me?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: You wanna hear a funny story.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: On my face?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: No? Only women in Vegas?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I oh god, sorry, I love you.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Ma.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta say this. So, my beautiful, awesome, kick ass mother.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: She knows my favorite holiday is Halloween, and yep, she
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: knows my favorite holidays Halloween and the other day.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: She's like, hey, so Halloween is always better with some
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: brocks candy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: She sends me. She she sends me a little package.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm miss send a little care package.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I'm like, when she goes you know you've been you've
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: been doing busy lately, doing stuff a little a little surprising.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: You've been busy ignoring everyone.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean you haven't talked to some other
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: podcast like year and a half. I've heard of me
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: like five years. She sends me this little hair package.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: It's got like, you know, like little halloween knicks necks
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: like a little crazy, so like, you know, she loves
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: a little Halloween.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And also I see, I see a little thing like
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: a little dude wipes package. But no, I like dude wives.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: And I flip it over because I see it orange,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is this? My awesome mother sent
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: me pumpkin spice dude wife.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's I think that's I mean, it's
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: the sentiment is good, but I like the execution. I
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: don't know, I like it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It's great. Yeah, I mean, don't wrong.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: When you open it, smell down there smells like pumpin spice.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: She's like, are you having stomach troubles the tea or
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: the coffee or like lay.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Off the pumpkin spice lotes baby, Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's the dude wife.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I swear ude.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Punkin spice. Dude wipes, Are you serious, Sweart?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: You can look up right now, I swear.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't your father uses him, Yes he does. Yeah, Okay,
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say it's probably a good chance.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah you think I think she's vinal just for me?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, probably probably a good chance. And he's you know,
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: punk and spicing it up down there.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Tis the season. Yeah, I can't I can't wait.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I can't wait for Christ after Halloween ends, because no
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: one was about Thankskiv anymore.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, the peppermint ones come out.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, although that could be a little I mean,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: punkin spice is a little milder. Peppermint might be a
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: little too spicy because it might be a little stingy.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I want to have that effect, that battle's
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: going to tackle about myself, thank you very much.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Right, Oh my gosh, dude, you know I I've never
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: used the dude wipe. I'll be honest with you. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: just was joking because I see the comers are on
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: my feet. Well, but I'm assuming they're like adult baby wipes.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: We have a bidet. And I can't hardly talk about
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: this with Miles because he gets all upset, but we
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: have a we have a bidet at the house, right, Well, no,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: he yeah, well I think he's more he's more inclined
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: to rub himself than he is to have water sprayed
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: on himself. And I love it. I mean this is
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: the I mean, this is there was like I wasn't
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: so sure. Have you ever had have you ever used.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: A bad dat? I used a bid dat. I'm not joking.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Like once one semester in college when I lived with
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: a person who had disabilities and in their bathroom came
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: with like a handicapped assessible toilet.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Oh so then they had the day they had.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: They had the heat, the heats, the christ the seat heater,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: the whole nine yards and that must.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Have been fantastic. I don't even have that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they got pissed because we all use their
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: bathroot seat of our ours.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure they're like, come on, like you, I
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: want to hear that was powerful. Yeah, I want to
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: hear the national anthem of Japan every time my flash
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: come on the But no, but days are great. I
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: mean ours is the simplest thing that you don't He
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: doesn't heat the water, It doesn't heat the seed. It
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't eat anything. I mean, you're just shooting cold water
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: right on your asshole and it's the best thing ever.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: I I just I remember, I don't know what it
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: was that like there was like a random It might
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: be like those like like random like staging in the
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: mail where it's like come by this at our store
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and it might be came up like a
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: dude wipes or whatever, but like one end has got
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I got one of them. I'm like, you know what, Yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this and next thing, you know, like
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: my wife is like, why is there like a box
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: of leg and why is there an eight pack of
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: dude wipes in the front of the house.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: You're like, uh, like I'm having some troubles.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, I'm like like what, it's just when
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: you get that first.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Try, Yeah, they just gotta go to go back for more. Well,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, to be honest with you, the dude wipe
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: is is like a portable bidet. Oh yeah, I'm assuming
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I have never Like I said, well, I mean, you.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Know, it's like the paper, it's it's not supposed to clean,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: it's just supposed to maintain it. So when you go
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: home and clean yourself off.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: You're good to go, but like, yeah, you're going good.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, you know we've all eaten and rbs
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: and we can't get home till late that night. So yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: that is meat's talking here.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, kidd in arms. Goodness, Oh man, I think
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: it's those jamocha shakes that get you.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Oh good God.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Tolerant, I I used to.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I used to have the big fear I was gonna
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: be lactose intolerant when I was younger, but thankfully.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Chucky, what's your biggest fear? I might be las tether
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: And they're like, have you been watching commercials for lacked
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: egg commercials?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I watch his petal bismo commercials.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: What kind of childhood? Who's changing the channel it specially
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: on Nickelodeon they don't have those commercials.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, No. My biggest fruit when I was a kid,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: it's all kind of the trains of my doll was spiders.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: But no, I used always see because like a lot
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: of people in my family are lacked. I was on
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: TALM but thankfully so.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: It was there was a hereditary worry there you go.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, definitely hereditary worry. But yet that you know
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: my father go from born and raised in Chicago, doesn't
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: you know? You know, he's got a pre strong stomach
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: over a lot of things, especially especially good good feet,
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: good whisky, Jesus, good food, good whiskey.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: But when it comes to that cheese and stuff like that,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: he doesn't give a ship. It's got pa so he's
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: in it. But yeah, the next day he's.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Paying for it. Oh my god, that's terrible worth it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I don't have a history with that, so I'm thankful
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: that I never really thought about it, to be honest
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: But that's fair. I mean, I don't have to worry
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: if you if you if you don't have it, you're
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: not gonna worry about it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I got unlike Miles,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I have a very strong stomach and digestive system that
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: seems to be able to to handle things and that
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I don't have to, you know, run to the bathroom
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: One of my one of my closest friends, he has
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: a very strong stomach too. But for a guy his
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: he's a bigger guy, but like a good big there
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: is such a thing.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: He's a good big.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a big I'm a big boy myself, but
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: like he is, he likes to famously say, I'm not
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: fat on fun size. Okay, it's a good dude.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: But for as good as the stomach as he has,
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: he's got one of the weakest toalerances I've ever seen
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: in my life.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget. There was a time literally he claims
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: he had nothing else prior he literally.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Maybe had like five SIPs of four Loco, not even
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: four local is pretty dangerous as is, but like there's
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: like ten years ago, so god knows what was in
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: those drinks back then, but like he would have five
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: SIPs of those and like I'm like, I'm literally like
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: are you are you okay? Like dude, like like me
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: being jealous, I'm like or being selfish. I'm like, dude,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: don't get don't get don't get blacks because I'm one
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: of the few guys who I can carry you home.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't want to be doing that. Oh
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: good God, that's terrible.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: What do you think riders like drunk?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: He's probably not much different, I would guess I would.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I would assume that he either gets louder or quieter.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Oh man, nothing else. He's all. He's probabrobably just the same,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: except he's louder.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I really want to know what he said to your buddy.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: It's it's in one of the shows. And when you
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: can listen to one of the fifteen hundred fucking shows
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: we recorded.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, now that's awesome.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I'm just joking. No, I can't remember which one it is,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: but he's he's mentioned it on more than one, because
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I'll every once in a while, just to be a snot,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I'll bring it up, and you know, or something will happen, like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: for instance, you know, he left, I mentioned it, he
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: came back. I mentioned it. You know, he got a
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: TV series. I mentioned it, And so yeah, it's he's
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: he's you know, I think he's. I think it was
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: something as simple as he told him to shut up
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: or something. It was really it's really not that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's behavior.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if anything, you thinking he didn't like show.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Me a lock or some shit, Yeah, well you probably
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: should have shut up. That was probably.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: God knows what you were saying. Gesus like, yeah, I
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: didn't have you in the canteen, and apparently, I mean rightfully,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: so in away he was trash talking.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. I think it was something as simple as that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: But yeah, apparently it's a lasting sting.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what, let me know when if we
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: ever get if you ever get the cameo thing figured out,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: and I will.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna inform me now and it's gonna call
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: me and apparently it's gonna put it probably be in
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: my social feed, That's.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: And then you gotta keep in mind like that's gonna
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: be be a world worth the investment. You can use
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: it like a fifteen or twelve. Mean, every website sign
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: out now get twenty percent off, and you get twenty
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: percent off just that like have him just.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: You get a little mile. I heard I told you
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: to shut up, to shut your fat hole. Apparently I
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: didn't stick, so shut your fat hole.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Apparently ever since then, I have ruined your entire adulthood.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well only when his name is brought up. Yeah good.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Is there is there a name in your like life
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: that kind of like for your for miles with any record,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: it's like nails and the chalkboard. Is there a person
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: your life that's like that, like a famous person, I
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: mean obviously, and he's got Miles as a you know,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: a closer you know, uh, situation because because yeah, because
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: it was a person. But like, is there a person
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: in your life that makes you just go.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Like No, I mean, like I said, I really don't
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: pay close attention to much and uh, I mean, you know,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: everybody gets made fun of. I got made fun of
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: and you know, but no, I don't really have anybody
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: that I'm like, oh, I really hate that person so much.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: At the time, I'm sure there was somebody that a
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: certain times in my life I've hated people like tremendously,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: But now no, I mean I don't really hold that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I mean we've moved on, right, right, that's life, that's life, right,
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: And at that time, yeah, I probably was living. And
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: then now I don't really care. And the funny as
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: you get older, I mean now I don't even care.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I mean I really don't care about any of it. Uh,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: you know, even if it was yesterday only whatever, I
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: don't care. But you know, that's just it has to
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: do with getting.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Old and you know, right, and moving on getting older
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and wiser.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think I don't know if I'm wise,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, we're.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: All wise in our own right, I thankfully have only
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: been in a few fights in my life and other
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: and I'm not joking. Other than one, I couldn't tell
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: you what the reason was for any of the other
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: ones other than the one. I couldn't tell you why
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: the fights were happening.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm yeah, I don't. I can't even remember. I mean, argument, sure,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: but not any kind of knockdown, drag out kind of stuff.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I avoid all that kind of stuff that. No, thankfully,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: with the instigator, I get it all going and leave.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: No, thankfully, my father, my father praised me. It's like, hey,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: do what you gotta do, but never throw the first
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: punch to the last punch.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I could with me, I just I just get everybody
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: geared up and take off. I gotta talk to Chuck finally,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: for sake. I can't miss it. Yeah, no, I don't.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: I don't. I can't think of anything like that. I'm
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: trying to honestly, you know. I can't think of any
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: one person that's made me so angry. I mean, it's
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: been spots in history, sure, but not uh not anything
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: I can think of off the top what's making me
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: more mad. I was angry today at the fire TV
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: that we have because a stupid fucker kept crashing. That
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: was my nemesis for the day. I was trying to
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: watch something.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: When your nemesis is a streaming service, I think that's.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: That's yeah, it's all the streaming services because it's it's.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: It's the main source, that's right.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: It's like the well spring of streaming services for me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm like this. This is actually it's been
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: my nemesis all week because so we have way too
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: many streaming services. I'll be honest with you. We have
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: so many that there was no memory on the stupid
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: fire TV. And so then I had to figure out
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: how to remedy this without spending any money because that's
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: my other thing. And so uh so, now I got
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: a scheme on how to get Andy Richtter to do
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: this for free. But anyway, the so I I figured out,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I got a thumb drive, and you can move things
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: from the fire stick to a thumb drive if you do,
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: if you read, you know, if you if you go
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: to the wealth of knowledge that is the Internet, you
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: can figure these things out. So I did that, and
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: then since I've done that, now it crashes randomly and
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: it just pisses me off to no end.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's getting increasingly frustrating that we have
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: all these streaming services. We have all these different types
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: of streaming services opening up, and and I get it,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: like everyone they all want to own their own thing.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Disney owned Star Wars and Marvel. They don't want to
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: outsource it. They wanted to simply have people sign up
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: for their stuff and go on there. Same with HBO
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: and all that jazz. But it's it's just it's just
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: getting annoying to me because like I have, I only
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: have a couple adis. I have Hulu Disney Plus, and
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: then I have Netflix.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: That's all I have. And I'm not joking. I literally
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: got an email not even two months ago saying, hey,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: we're raising your price by a dollar. Here's why.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, at least you're telling me why it's just
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: a dollar. No, it's really just because you just want
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: to get more money, right, And I'm not joking.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I I was wing. I work from home today. I
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: turned on turned on the TV just have some background noise,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm sitting there working. I'm like, why the.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck is it?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: My TV going like what the hell is this? I
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: look up Hi, Chuck, we're raising your price by a
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: dollar next, like the just fucking did it? Like what
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this? You literally just.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Race literally and like my father in law he has
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: the same he has like the same package I do,
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, did you get this?
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Bench goes Yeah, I was waiting for your call, Like
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Really?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Literally, and like and here's here's what gets me crazy,
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Like now they're getting so like desperate. They're like combining,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Like there's like a Disney HBO one I have. I
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: can't what internet provider I have or I have Comcasts,
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I have Accinity and.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Like they now have like an offer like hey, for
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Infinity customers only, you can get Peacock, Netflix and some
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: other random strewasers either are fucking heard of three services
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: not combined in any way or filling with whatsoever, all
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: for the price of twenty four ninety nine. I'm like,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: fuck you, Like because here's the thing too, there's so much,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: but it's like I don't need all of them. I mean,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: don't be wrong, Like, yeah, if you have your niche
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: and the things you want to watch, you want to
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: have Like I'm.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: A Star Wars junkie, I need to have my Disney
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: plush and also HBO is HBO.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Oh you gotta have my good HBO. But like it's
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: just gaining the point. Like again, it's getting the point.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: It's just like I'm ready to reconnect the chord. It's
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: getting that point here.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I'm a chord connector yeah, but the everyone's like the
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: cord cutter. I'm a chord connect.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I'm all of you are too busy cutting your cables.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I'm reconnecting mine.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Can we the cable? Oh no? But yeah, but it's
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: just terrible. I finally got everything to work. So I'm
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I'm somewhat you know, I've calmed down a little bit.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: But that's become my that was my nemesis for you know,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: if that and that's a.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Good that's a good and that's a good subay to
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: get out of here too, because I want to respect
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: your time it.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: And that's a good life. Lesson to have is like
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: if your biggest problem. We all have problems, it is
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: what it is, but like if your biggest problem, that
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: like it's not like with the person. It's just like,
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: oh god, I gotta my streaming, my streaming things on working.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, they raised my price by a dollar again.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Dollar damn it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I can't go get my Starbucks next week, son of
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: a bitch.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: I got I got to say it for this damn
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: subscription service or whatever or streaming subscription service.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Jesus, I haven't got suscripts anymore. I gotta save up
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: for all that stuff.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Like if that's the biggest problems, like people have like
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: that kumbaya, that's a good life, and especially with what's
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: about to come up here in a couple of weeks.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Wink wink, nudge nudge. Let's all be kind, be nice
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: to one another. Except for Andy Richtor. Fuck you.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, y Rictor. By the way, I heard he's
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: coming out with the Richter Vision all streaming service. Oh
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: for a month all a Richt. Yeah that would be
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: you know, you know there's there was a camera on
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Conan that was always on Andy, and he's got all
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: of the archives with just him, so you hear everybody else,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: but all you see is Andy.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Oh good god.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: You know how they've always tried to do these kind
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: of virtual things where you can con you can control
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: the camera so you can see what you want to see. Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: he was starting he started that back in the nineties
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: and U and so yeah Richter Vision, watch for it
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: coming up soon intro special.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you can't get a cameo at least,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: it's maybe just try to get like I'm sure he's
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: got like an autograph something you can get where it's
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: like you know, or hell or actually actually, actually here's
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: a good one. Let me see. You could also sign
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: up for Andy Richter streamily, where you can get him
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to autograph anything you want and he'll write any message.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my, now I gotta think about what to write.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Not how much is that I can't?
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Won't that doesn't say That's where it gets tricky. It's
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: like how much?
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can I squeeze? It's almost like going to the
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: bunny Ranch with him or something. It's like how much
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: can we get? How much can we get out of
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: this guy.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: The bunny Ranch?
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: I can get that for that price an hour and
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: a half or second video of Andy not knowing who
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: the fuck we are.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Don't don't decide what you want. Let me run your
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: card real quick. Oh my gosh, I got a high limit?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's I'm not into it. So the
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: funny thing is, Miles is totally into autographs, so yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: maybe an autograph really, oh my god, it's sports autographs.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He he.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: He goes around for these poor old football players and
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: gets their autograph, you know, now they're old and everything, right, Yeah,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: and he writes off to them and sometimes they send
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: him to him for free. I don't know what he's
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: telling these people, but it's got to be some kind
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: of STU.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: I assume, being he's a Chicago Bear guy.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's a Bear guys mutually here, so maybe he
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: won't be as mad that mean when he hears I'm
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: a diehard Bears fan too.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's oh my gosh, he goes. Yeah, he goes
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: to all the He was up there at some signing thing,
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: and he went to a thing with only a chance
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: to get things signed and paid money, like you know
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: where you like pay and it's like a lottery and
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: then you don't. Not everybody wins, you know, and then
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: they have like some lesser people that will sign anything,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: you know. So he got some of those.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: But who's his favorite Chicago Bear?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Well, he is. He was the eighty five Bears. Anybody
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: on eighty five Bears?
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: All right, we gotta we gotta figure out a way
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: to get like was will he gold Soul alive? I
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: hate to say, it's like, I guts, I got. I
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: gotta try to think who's sol around?
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately I don't know. I'm unfortunately I have no interest
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: in football.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: We gotta get we gotta get a Jim McMahon picture.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Andy Richter or my picked up. That would
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: be so, that would be funny. That's what you got
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: to get him to sign a Jim McMahon.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: And put it, send it extremely, because that's what they do.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Ye send the stuff, the send it extremely. Just have
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: him sign and just be to my fellow whatever, our
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Yorkville high school alum.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Right exactly my high school. And then it will be
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: a picture of of McMahon, it will be signed by
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: and he might not even do it. He might be like,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sign that.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: He was What the fuck is that?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What kind of weird, you know, freak thing is this?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, people people signed babies like I think
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like that.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: What's the name of this site? You're telling me? What
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: is it called?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I typed in Andy Richter Autograph and the first came
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: some website called streamily where I guess they go on.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: It's it's got you gotta you gotta sign up to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: wait for Andy to go back on. So you ye,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: So of course they want your information before they do that,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: and I can say I get vouch for this.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I've never done cameo on myself, but I actually know
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: people that have worked for Cameo, and I have done
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: cameras in the past, and I've never heard of any compliants.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: And like, if there's any any if there's ever any issues,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: and I'm not even getting paid or plugged to say this,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: they you'll get your money back, you will, Like they're.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, they're pretty good.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: But you know people who worked at Cameo.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: I know a guy that used to work in the
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: marketing department. He hasn't worked there anymore. I know other
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: people that have gotten cameos like for like friends or
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: spouses in the past, and they they really yeah, they've
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: handled They say, like if anythink the biggest problem is
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: just you gotta wait. So you were trying to do
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: like a happy birthday for somebody like in the next
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: week or so, you're kind of you're kind of it's
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: getting a little kind of close a little tight there,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: but like otherwise, like they pretty much get the message across,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: like what you're trying to do.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Oh here, I looked up here's on Hollywood Memorabilia dot
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Com signed Dandy Richter Conan Late Night with Conanbri.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: That's not bad.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: He signed right over his own face.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: I mean it's not.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: It's it's a lot cheaper than the And this is
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: one thing we can tell people get Did you hear
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: about the more Cammell autograph?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Huh so?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: And again this is all I'm gonna say this right now, age.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I want to make that perfectly clear. There was recently
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: a photo that went out and it was about some
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: convey he said, like kind of like Miles, Like he
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: goes to like that Bear signing where it's like you're
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: essentially you're essentially paying to get into an event and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: you have to pay to get an autograph.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: And in Miles, because you don't even know if he's
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: gonna get the autograph, so he might just be sitting
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  Speaker 4: there and he might be end up being out thirty
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  Speaker 4: bucks or whatever. But like a lot of these conventions,
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  Speaker 4: what they do is you go in, you pay your
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  Speaker 4: ticket to get in.
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  Speaker 2: But then you have to pay to get You have
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  Speaker 2: to pay to like get an autograph for which I
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  Speaker 2: mean I get that in some retrospect or whatnot. But
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  Speaker 2: there was a rumor again I don' know this photo
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  Speaker 2: was fake or not a lot of things I was
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  Speaker 2: saying with Sam, it's true. Like Mark Hamill, the guy
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  Speaker 2: who played Luke Skywalker voice to Joker, wanted like seven
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars for an autograph.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I got right here.
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  Speaker 4: I got it right here ready, autograph audit Mark Hamill
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  Speaker 4: autograph prices and for full disclosure, like this is all
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  Speaker 4: a ledge. I don't know if this is true. Some
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  Speaker 4: have said this is real, some have said this is fake.
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  Speaker 4: There's not a Twitter note on this, so you know
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  Speaker 4: it must be real. It says eight by ten one.
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  Speaker 2: Premium, five hundred dollars, bulky seven dollars.
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  Speaker 3: For a fucking autograph, Like no, oh, oh, you've given
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  Speaker 3: me such an idea. Here, I'm such a I'm a bastard. Here,
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you in this way. If he listens, he'll know.
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  Speaker 3: But so I found an image of Andy Richtor he
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  Speaker 3: signed for the Fox movie The Quintuplets, which I've never
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: even heard of and his his signature is off to
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  Speaker 3: one side. Okay, okay, so I can lift a signature, right.
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  Speaker 2: I get where you're going. I get where we're going here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so now I just get a picture of
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  Speaker 3: the punky QB and I photoshop in Andy Richter's signature
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  Speaker 3: printed out and into them. Oh for nothing, for nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm a real bastard. I'm a bastard now that
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  Speaker 3: what what are you gonna? Hell? What's he gonna say?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Because then I can I can do some text.
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  Speaker 2: I could do a letter to say, shut up, Miles,
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  Speaker 2: shut up, Miles, shut up, class of class of eighty.
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  Speaker 3: Four, shut up, shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, should be great. Oh man, what that means?
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  Speaker 4: I know we're a little past on my one of
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  Speaker 4: yourself for your time. I do want to give you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: the moment to give you the floor in this dirty
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: canteen of you got any obviously, promote your podcast socials
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: and all that jazz.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I want to give you the moment you've given me.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: You've given me so much tonight, Chuck.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, at least I can do after a year
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  Speaker 2: and a half of ghosting you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I promise.
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  Speaker 2: Him will be that long again.
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  Speaker 3: Now what picture of Jim McMahon do I want?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Man, there's so oh.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, this is the first thing that came
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  Speaker 4: to my head. If you can find an eight by
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  Speaker 4: ten where you get Jim McMahon drinking a beer at
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  Speaker 4: his contract signing, that's.
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  Speaker 2: A good one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh is there such a thing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when he signed his rookie contract, he was
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: drinking a Budweiser.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Right, hold on drinking. Oh, there is drinking beer. Throwback
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  Speaker 3: Jim McMahon here it is drinks some beer during his
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: first press conflict. How's that?
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  Speaker 2: Now that's a good one. I mean, if he's a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: diehard eighty five Bear fan, like you said, he's gonna
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: know exactly what that phote. He's gonna know exactly what photo?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Or or typing Jim McMahon outrageousness, and you just use
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  Speaker 2: one of those eight by tens and you'll be good.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've got it. And now this is uh,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: this has become devious.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad I could help. I'm glad that
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I could help this devious plan. This plot thickened even
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: though I have no right to do anything towards Miles
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: because I kind of goes it in for a year
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  Speaker 2: and a half to but.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm always gotten.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always forgotten about you. I'm always down for a
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: good joke and a good gag man, especially when it
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: falls my Chicago pairs.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I think this is, this is We've got
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  Speaker 3: it together now. Now it's just a point of execution
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  Speaker 3: which will take me a little bit. But uh oh yeah, actually, okay,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: this is even better. Hold on, we can't close out
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  Speaker 3: just I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna I'm not going to sign off to week until
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: we get a confirmation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to create the image, but I need you
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  Speaker 3: to send it from a Chicago address.
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  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it has to have a postmark that's Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in Saint Louis, right, so it's gonna be postmarked
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  Speaker 3: Saint Louis. Would I put it into the into the mail.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to create the image. I will email
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  Speaker 3: it to you. So then don't worry. I mean, you
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  Speaker 3: don't have to do anything, fan just print it out
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: and and don't you don't have to put the return
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  Speaker 3: to dress. You can put the return address as Soldier Field.
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  Speaker 2: My work's got a pretty good printer, so I'm gonna
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: make it a really.
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  Speaker 3: Nice and then you send it from a Chicago address
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  Speaker 3: so it looks real and he, I mean, he's going
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: to be creaming his pants when he gets his piece
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: of mail and then he's going to open it right
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  Speaker 3: and you can you can even ride on there. You know, Uh,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: who's the who's McMahon's representative that I'm gonna find out?
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  Speaker 2: Miles you're listening? Sorry not sorry, sorry not Starry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, he died? What attorney Steve Zucker was?
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  Speaker 2: Don't excuse me like that, Jim McMahon.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, he didn't die. His his agent at the
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: time back then died, Steve Zucker.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll just do it. I'll just send it. I'll
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: just send it from Pallas Hall, the Chicago coffice.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Oh wait, I found it though. If
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  Speaker 3: you want to book him, you go to m N
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: two s dot com to book Jim McMahon. You can
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: book him. The agent is Sharon Elkabus.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Sharon, if you want to come on the podcast, give
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: me a call.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I won't I won't drink when you come on.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: I'll drink coffee in Miami, but we had to make
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: it the Chicago because he'll totally fall for it if
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: it's Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: So oh god.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, you can listen. You can listen to this and
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  Speaker 3: much more e's static radio dot com. Thanks for having
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: me on, Chuck. Yeah, Smindy bastard.
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  Speaker 2: That's putting in very nicely. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Pop.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, please give Bob a listen to reach out. You
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: can find him at static Radio on your socials. As always,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I'm your favorite barman host, whatever the hell you want
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: to call me, Chuck. Thank you for joining us for
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: episode one seventy five miles. Best of luck with and
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  Speaker 2: we apologize to and directors you ran out of time tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Take care