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DLHS Hour 4 | Five reasons not texting back · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You will show you a twenty twenty six addition in
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  Speaker 2: case you're going to be in Salt Lake City. I
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  Speaker 2: will be there this Friday and Saturday to Friday or
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  Speaker 2: two Saturday, so come check me out if you take
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  Speaker 2: a notion. I was talking to doctor Levin today. He
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  Speaker 2: was my doctor, congratulations doctor leven his daughter got married
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  Speaker 2: and he was saying that. He said, he said he's
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  Speaker 2: going to download my podcast so I can listen to
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  Speaker 2: something while he's hiking. And he said he's very nervous
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  Speaker 2: these days because there have been three people in the
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  Speaker 2: last month that got bidden by rattlesnakes and died. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: in like three in the valley. Three people, and he
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  Speaker 2: said they're usually four in the country, but three people
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  Speaker 2: have been bidden by radar in the valley.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I guess the valleys because you know, it's warm now,
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  Speaker 2: so rattlesnakes are everywhere. One person fell off a bike
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  Speaker 2: onto a rattlesnake places, you know, people on the trail
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  Speaker 2: that runs so I remember when I first moved there.
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  Speaker 2: It was this little boy he was playing with He
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  Speaker 2: thought it was a stick, and man, it bit him
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  Speaker 2: in his neck.
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  Speaker 3: They die.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't die.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a lady member she was cleaning the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: She thought it was one of the toys through it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Yes, I don't like them at all. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not scared, It's an emphatic answer. Absolutely scared of him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but they it's it's pretty bad. It's like a lot
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  Speaker 3: of dogs get bit by snakes, snakes these days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but they have like the answer venom, right, And.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he said. He said, you got to get there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but usual.
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  Speaker 2: It is not even that it depends on you would
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  Speaker 2: be compromised. You could be you know, yeah, blind, and
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  Speaker 2: they don't. It's not one hundred. The venom is not
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  Speaker 2: like if you're allergic to you see, you know, which
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  Speaker 2: you would never even know.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're allergic to it, you can kid, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be fair.
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  Speaker 3: Got thirty minutes or four hours, depending it's a large
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  Speaker 3: he will come. I just go right away.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a big snake that had that gives you
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  Speaker 1: a lot of venom.
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  Speaker 3: Then you know, here's the thing what I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to think of.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even the big snakes.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the worst ones are the young ones because
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  Speaker 2: they don't know how to They don't know how to
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  Speaker 2: gauge there.
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  Speaker 3: There, here's this is something I did, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how you would follow these steps. But if you're
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  Speaker 3: ever bitten by a rentle snake, they say, stay calm.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how you're gonna do that. Okay, this
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  Speaker 3: is good for you. Remove all your jewelry.
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  Speaker 1: Who's thinking about their jewelry? What is this cardier?
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  Speaker 3: Then you must position yourself correctly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know he held.
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  Speaker 3: And then they say, do not apply a tourniquet. You
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  Speaker 3: use ice. Lana, listen carefully. You have to cut and
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  Speaker 3: suck out the venom. That's not true, Not true, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Not trying to get used ice or cut and sudden.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna cut out the underneath. I thought that was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: You need to do that in Cowboy movies straight out
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  Speaker 3: of the University of californ You.
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  Speaker 1: Know you gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta try to suck it up.
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  Speaker 3: You're busy.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on where you don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Where you're gonna spit it. I don't know where you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna spit it. Don't split that back over this way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they say the first hour is considered the golden hour.
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  Speaker 3: If you can get the answer venom within thirty to
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  Speaker 3: sixty minutes, that's the day.
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  Speaker 1: And you have to keep taking it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just one anti vent, and we have to
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  Speaker 2: take it for life, not for be quiet. No, it's
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  Speaker 2: not for life. But yeah, you said, three people have
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  Speaker 2: got been and died in the Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: can't even Yeah, it's it's it's sod. Yeah, but it
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  Speaker 2: really didn't because they everywhere too. But it doesn't concern
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  Speaker 2: me because I'm not hiking. Why would I be hut Well.
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  Speaker 3: You said, doctor Lavin said in somebody's backyard. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta be hiking it unless you got heels in
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  Speaker 3: your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember last time I went to the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with your phone. They're just not texting
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  Speaker 2: your back. Jazz me give us five reasons that I
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  Speaker 2: texted you back by fossip, all right, Number five.
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  Speaker 3: Because they boot up what you got time to be
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  Speaker 3: calling you? They booted up already. Number four of the
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  Speaker 3: top five reasons they are not texting you back. Your
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  Speaker 3: text wasn't about food or sex. Yeah, oh you know
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  Speaker 3: what I got to talk about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Number three of the top five reasons they are
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  Speaker 3: not texting you back. Your message is too long.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate long.
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  Speaker 3: You know as long when it breaks it up automatically
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  Speaker 3: for the two messages.
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  Speaker 1: Reading all this.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five reasons they are not
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  Speaker 3: texting you back because you are boring.
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  Speaker 2: You know you're boring when you text boring?
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  Speaker 1: Text boring?
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  Speaker 3: What y'all doing nothing?
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  Speaker 1: And number why you're a boring texter? Well, because you
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  Speaker 1: add your own inflection text.
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  Speaker 3: You do, you do because that's how and you know
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  Speaker 3: you'll you know they're boring when you say it in
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  Speaker 3: a boring tone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, boring texture.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five reasons they
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  Speaker 3: are not texting you back because they don't like you.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do it for its lady and gents.
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  Speaker 1: The deal. You can show you a twenty twenty six edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Salt Lake City, I
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  Speaker 2: will be there this Friday and Saturday to Friday Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: So come check me out. The wise guys Jasmine Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: Or that's how the news where the US Supreme Court
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  Speaker 3: ruled that a formerly incarcerated Rastafarian can't sue prison officials
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  Speaker 3: for money because they forcibly cut off his locks, and
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  Speaker 3: he thought he could sue because he's a devout Rastafarian
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  Speaker 3: and because of his religious beliefs, he felt he should
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  Speaker 3: be able to sue them for what they did. And
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  Speaker 3: the prison the Supreme courts are absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Not gonna shave you up that first time.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly yea, and it does not.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't Was Austin mccaf's father was under view? Well, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think he was underview.
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  Speaker 3: Was he?
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was underview. Skip my man, cheat
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  Speaker 1: on what you learned today.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I have to get a second job
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  Speaker 4: as a greeter at Walmart because my daughter and wife
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  Speaker 4: went to the World Cup game to see MESSI set
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  Speaker 4: that record, So they were there at the game. So
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  Speaker 4: you know the price of those tickets. So if you
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  Speaker 4: see me at the wall Mart greeting you, you understand
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  Speaker 4: what's going.
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  Speaker 1: On, okay, or you could just do this job better?
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