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Hour 3 - KC and the Sunshine Band · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numb ber three, our number three, and we
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  Speaker 2: go down Tabloid Avenue.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you at on.
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  Speaker 2: The tabloid report that Travis Kelcey of the Chiefs and
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  Speaker 2: his new fiance Taylor Swift are going to have a
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  Speaker 2: private wedding. We'll discuss that also, how do you explain
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  Speaker 2: all these people offering to help two of the richest
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  Speaker 2: people around get married? And Texans coach Dimico Ryans is
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  Speaker 2: hyping the growth of quarterback CJ. Stroud, saying the progress
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  Speaker 2: has been great. You buying the hype on that. And
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  Speaker 2: we'll also believe it or not, talk some hockey as
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  Speaker 2: Connor McDavid still is not signed on the dotted line
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  Speaker 2: in Edmonton and he's playing the whole All options are
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  Speaker 2: on the table card. What do you make of this one?
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  Speaker 2: We'll go there as well, and we'll also have asked
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  Speaker 2: Ben buckle up, Bukaroo, it's our number three. It's Casey
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  Speaker 2: in the Sunshine Band. Well gome In the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: another hour of the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 1: We met Jason at the Big Mallard meet and greet
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  Speaker 1: last November.
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  Speaker 2: At the Home of the Chicken in Liberty, Missouri. There
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  Speaker 2: the one and only world fit Ben Maler Chicken figure
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  Speaker 2: is only available regularly. They were in Vegas, but for
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  Speaker 2: only one day only. They're at the landing in Liberty, Missouri.
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hour is from the wacky world
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  Speaker 2: of the tabloid. Now this portion, by the way of
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  Speaker 2: up a little bit later this hour.
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  Speaker 1: Ask Ban your questions.
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  Speaker 2: Our answers coming up in about half an hour or so.
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  Speaker 2: You can send those questions in hashtag ask Ben on X.
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  Speaker 2: But our lead this hour is from Cannes City. We
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  Speaker 2: follow up the chatter heard around the gossip world the
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  Speaker 2: Naked City Never sleeps And by request, I was not
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  Speaker 2: going to talk about this, but Justin in Cincinnati, who
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  Speaker 2: just loves love Justin and Cincinnati, said Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the latest on this?
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  Speaker 2: I said, Justin, I did not see it, and he said, Ben,
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  Speaker 2: you got to talk about this again. Robbie, and I
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  Speaker 2: really want you to talk about I said, you know what, Justin,
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  Speaker 2: if you want me to talk about it, I'll talk
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  Speaker 2: about it because you're a brigadier general in the Mallam
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  Speaker 2: Militia and that carries a lot of weight.
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  Speaker 1: So here we are.
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  Speaker 2: So if you believe the whispers, I know Justin's excited
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  Speaker 2: about this. The whispers are it sounds like this upcoming
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  Speaker 2: nuptial situation between the chiefs tight End Travis Kelcey and
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  Speaker 2: the pop diva Taylor Swift will not be the wedding
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  Speaker 2: of the century.
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  Speaker 1: Why not the notorious page six of the New York Post.
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  Speaker 1: They're never wrong. They're never wrong in the New York Post.
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  Speaker 2: So the New York Post tells us that Travis Kelcey
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  Speaker 2: and Taylor Swift plan plan to have a quote private
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  Speaker 2: ceremony with family and close friends when they eventually tie
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  Speaker 2: the knot. Now it will be more casual than people think.
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  Speaker 2: The Post says, this comes as Flavor Flave offered to
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  Speaker 2: officiate the wedding and Martha Stewart offered to plan the event.
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  Speaker 2: You even had the governor of Colorado pretty much beg
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  Speaker 2: to officiate the wedding, trying to get them to come
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  Speaker 2: to the Rocky Mountains. I'm sure that's going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question where are you at
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  Speaker 2: on the tabloid report from page six that Travis Kelsey
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  Speaker 2: and Taylor Swrift are going to have a private wedding
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  Speaker 2: and not the wedding of the century. So I've got
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  Speaker 2: George Nori, Bob Ross, and Manhattan Project, and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine all of these things together and we are gonna
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  Speaker 2: make the Gabba gool. We're gonna make the Gabba goool.
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  Speaker 2: Al Right, So first of all, this one does not
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  Speaker 2: pass the schnaz test. Okay, it doesn't. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 2: holding my nose. It does not pass the Schnas test.
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  Speaker 2: This is America's supposedly favorite prom king and pop princess,
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  Speaker 2: and whether I wanted to see it or not, it
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  Speaker 2: was everywhere. The only one they didn't see it was
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  Speaker 2: our old colleague Chris Broussard. But everyone else saw it.
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  Speaker 2: We saw those engagement photos conveniently dropped on social media,
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  Speaker 2: professionally lit, choreographed, branded within.
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  Speaker 1: An inch of their lives right there.
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  Speaker 2: And we're supposed to believe, you and I are supposed
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  Speaker 2: to believe that Travis kelce and Taylor Swift are going
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  Speaker 2: to do a backyard barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Wedding with Uncle Joe cooking some burghers and some hot dogs. Palaise.
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  Speaker 1: The math ain't mathing on that. You know it, I
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  Speaker 1: know it.
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  Speaker 2: The only ones that buy that are country bumpkins. So
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  Speaker 2: and the other part is, how do you explain all
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  Speaker 2: these people who are come out of the woodwork offering
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  Speaker 2: to help Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift get married because
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  Speaker 2: they really need the help, right, they really need to
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  Speaker 2: help everybody on their grandmother apparently lining up here waiting
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  Speaker 2: for It's like they're waiting for concert tickets to get
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  Speaker 2: a piece of the so called private ceremony.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that. I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna channel my Premier Networks colleague, the Great George
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  Speaker 2: Nori over there, Coast to coast. He's right now talking
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  Speaker 2: about goblins. And on this one it's chemtrails. They're taking
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  Speaker 2: a ride. They want to take a ride on chemtrails.
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  Speaker 2: The people that are trying to grab on this, they're
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  Speaker 2: trying to crowbar their way into the headlines. Apparently it's
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  Speaker 2: working because everyone wants a sip of the champagne.
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  Speaker 1: Bottle of relevance.
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  Speaker 2: So you've got Flavor flav Martha Stewart and these other
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  Speaker 2: people who are ready for a drink. And of course
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  Speaker 2: we know this part of it is not about romance
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  Speaker 2: or anything like that. This is not about love. It's
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  Speaker 2: about the golden goose of publicity. And these people they
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  Speaker 2: smell the headlines kind of like a dog would smell bacon.
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  Speaker 1: They smell the headlines and they like the smell.
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  Speaker 2: And as for Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift, here these
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  Speaker 2: two are, of course, there are also attention hounds and
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  Speaker 2: they are at the peak of their superpowers, like you're
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  Speaker 2: only that famous for so long, especially Taylor Swift. But
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  Speaker 2: this isn't going to be some low key friends and
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  Speaker 2: family pot luck. Make sure somebody brings the mac and cheese.
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  Speaker 2: This is a going to be a made for TV spectacular,
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  Speaker 2: a super Bowl of celebrity matrimony. It's going to take
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  Speaker 2: place forget the private like, this thing will have sponsorship deals,
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  Speaker 2: halftime entertainment, and even if it's not a case where
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  Speaker 2: they do it at a football stadium, it's still going
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  Speaker 2: to have sponsors. They're gonna sell the photos, they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have certain outfits are gonna be paid for and that
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing, you know, the red carpet longer than
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  Speaker 2: the Nile.
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  Speaker 1: River and all that, and so it's not so much
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  Speaker 1: going to be a wedding.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be like a NASCAR race with advertising everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: or a WrestleMania in a tuxedo, and they'll do prime time.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they'll pay per view unless they don't, but
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  Speaker 2: they'll have the paparazzo and all that, and it'll be sensationalized,
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  Speaker 2: monetized and of course somewhat televised.
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  Speaker 1: All right Moving away from that, I'll get Justin.
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  Speaker 2: I will get back to it Justin and Cincinnati and
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  Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan, but right not right now now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 2: we go to Houston, where Houston we got a problem. Texans,
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  Speaker 2: a team that has made the playoffs here of late
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  Speaker 2: because they're in a terrible division and everyone else sucks
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  Speaker 2: more than them. Well, Texans coach Tomiko Ryans. Tomiko Ryans
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  Speaker 2: is hyping up the growth of quarterback CJ.
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  Speaker 1: Stroud.
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  Speaker 2: He says, the progress has been great. Are you buying
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  Speaker 2: the hype? Are you buying the hype?
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  Speaker 1: So on this one, I'm giving this bug guy, I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving this buguy.
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  Speaker 2: It's just more coach speak. It's straight out of the
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  Speaker 2: Carnival Barker handbook. You gotta pump up your players, pump
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  Speaker 2: them up, pump it up, pupp it up, pump it
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  Speaker 2: up good, you know, step right up, step right up.
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  Speaker 2: The progress has been so good. Where he's talking about practice,
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  Speaker 2: not a game, not a game, talking about practice.
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  Speaker 1: And last night checked and maybe I'm wrong on this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they sell tickets to practice. Nobody outside
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  Speaker 2: of football hard ohs with the binoculars and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of free time are watching these exhibition.
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  Speaker 1: Games, so it's just more hot air.
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  Speaker 2: And the Houston Texans, even though they're a playoff team,
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  Speaker 2: they come from the land of Tapioca puddy football. The
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  Speaker 2: whole AFC South is the forgotten wing of a museum.
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  Speaker 1: It's dusty. Nobody goes there.
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  Speaker 2: The Colts, we talked about them last hour. They are
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  Speaker 2: selling Daniel Jones two point zero as an upgrade. The
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  Speaker 2: Titans have the worst roster in football. That's not my opinion,
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  Speaker 2: that's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: They ended up with their number one overall pick. They
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  Speaker 1: were so.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have Jacksonville who got there forever quarterback Trevor Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: When they got him, they're like, oh man, this is great.
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  Speaker 2: This is like the coolest lego set when you were
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  Speaker 2: a kid, you know. And then here we are a
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  Speaker 2: couple years later and Trevor Lawrence is like a half
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  Speaker 2: built lego set which looked cool.
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  Speaker 1: On the box.
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  Speaker 2: When you got Trevor Lawrence, the lego set looked pretty cool,
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  Speaker 2: but the pieces apparently don't fit together, and your dog
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  Speaker 2: ate a couple of.
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  Speaker 1: The pieces, so you screwed. So yeah, CJ.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud might be the most interesting man in the division. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: But it's kind of like saying you're the boldest brushstroke
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  Speaker 2: in a Bob Ross Paint by Numbers kit. Congratulations, you're
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  Speaker 2: really nice brushing of the paint in a paint by
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  Speaker 2: Numbers kit from Bob Ross.
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  Speaker 1: Good job. Who cares?
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  Speaker 2: Now there's no debating that C. J. Stroud went down, down, down, down,
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  Speaker 2: down down down. Last year he regressed. This guy was
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  Speaker 2: a top five quarterback as a rookie. He was the
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  Speaker 2: shiny new toy as a rookie. Everyone and all these
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  Speaker 2: offensive rookie awards and all these records and the Texans
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  Speaker 2: everyone said the same, but oh they're back, the Texans
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  Speaker 2: are back. And then year two comes the sophomore slump
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  Speaker 2: and he went way down in just about every statistical
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  Speaker 2: category and suddenly the shiny new toy. The batteries are dying.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're smacking the side of it. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: if you're old enough, they said these things called Walkman,
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  Speaker 2: and you get all excited.
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  Speaker 1: You put the batteries.
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  Speaker 2: In there, and there were like two or three A
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  Speaker 2: eight triple A batteries and then you try to get
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  Speaker 2: the thing to work again. When the batteries though, you're
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  Speaker 2: hitting it, you know, but we're at a crossroads. We're
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  Speaker 2: heading into year number three. Year number three, now.
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  Speaker 1: Year three. Either you get the bump. If you're CJ.
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  Speaker 2: Stroud and everyone forgets about year two, you're like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: we got the little bump.
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  Speaker 1: We're good. He's back on track. You'll leap forward. Or
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  Speaker 1: in the multiverse.
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  Speaker 2: There is a dimension where you continue to regress and
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  Speaker 2: you end up heading towards the quarterback graveyard, where people say, well,
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  Speaker 2: you just wear a one hit wonder and now you're
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  Speaker 2: a jag, not a Jacksonville jag.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a guy. You're just a guy. That's it
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, final thought to hockey, don't tell Eddie to hockey.
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  Speaker 1: We go the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, now you understand because you listen to the show
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  Speaker 2: on a semi regular basis that we have a philosophy
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  Speaker 2: that every day I put the show.
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  Speaker 1: To bed when the show's done, and then I.
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  Speaker 2: Go and I futs around, I do my thing, and
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  Speaker 2: then I go to bed, and at some point I
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  Speaker 2: get up and then I start anew and every day
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  Speaker 2: I start fresh, and whatever catches my attention, that is
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  Speaker 2: where I go, and I follow the shiny object, and
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  Speaker 2: there's a hockey story that's pretty good. It's nice and juicy,
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  Speaker 2: and a good juicy story. So this is the rare
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  Speaker 2: and appropriate story Connor McDavid. Connor McDavid has still not
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  Speaker 2: signed on the dotted line or the DOCU sign there
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  Speaker 2: at Edmonton, and he's playing the whole All options are
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  Speaker 2: on the table card. So what do you make of
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  Speaker 2: this one? Now, this radio show is heard loud and
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  Speaker 2: proud all over the greater Edmonton area and that part
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  Speaker 2: of Alberta. So we have people, not many, but we
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  Speaker 2: have people listening there right there, boots on the ground
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  Speaker 2: in Edmonton. So the oilers are like the guy whose girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: This guy's you know, really into the girlfriend and he says,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I love you, right, your girlfriend says I
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  Speaker 2: love you, but I'm just going to keep my tender
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  Speaker 2: account active just in case.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that means, guys, Yes, exactly. Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So if McDavid actually hits free agency, let's assume the
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  Speaker 2: position that Connor McDavid will hit free agency. It is
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  Speaker 2: not just going to be a bidding war. This is
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  Speaker 2: going to be the Manhattan Project of free agency. Every
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  Speaker 2: franchise in the league. We're trying to build their own
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  Speaker 2: nuclear weapon and McDavid is the uranium in that equation, right,
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  Speaker 2: And for what it's worth, Connor McDavid says, oh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he says all the way, I'm focused on winning in Edmonton.
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  Speaker 2: He clearly doesn't say all the right things, but that's
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  Speaker 2: what he said. That's a boilerploint quote, boilerplate quote. We
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  Speaker 2: know that actions speak louder than the words, just in
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  Speaker 2: life in general. If somebody tells you they're going to
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  Speaker 2: give you ten thousand dollars, that's nice. If somebody actually
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  Speaker 2: gives you ten thousand dollars, that's better. So you can
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  Speaker 2: intend all you want and say I'm focused on winning
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  Speaker 2: in an Oilers uniform if you're Connor McDavid and say that. However,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't always go that way. The Oilers last few
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  Speaker 2: years have been Bride'smaids in the Stanley Cup Final and
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  Speaker 2: they cannot get passed that team from the Sunshine State.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not good enough that the goaltending has been
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  Speaker 2: mostly substandard. And McDavid would be the biggest free agent,
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  Speaker 2: the biggest free for all Connor McDavid and I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I'm wrong on this in the history of that sport,
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  Speaker 2: certainly in my lifetime, and I can't imagine before I
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  Speaker 2: was around that there was anything bigger than this. This
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  Speaker 2: would be Canada's version of Lebron's decision. If you're old
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  Speaker 2: enough to remember Lebron's decision, expect, instead of sitting at
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  Speaker 2: some boys and girls club in Connecticut, like Lebron did
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  Speaker 2: with Jim Gray, that McDavid would just quietly go into
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  Speaker 2: a YMCA in Saskatoon and the entire hockey world would
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  Speaker 2: catch on fire right there. And the only reason I
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  Speaker 2: said a YMCA and Saskatoon is because it's fun to
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  Speaker 2: say the word Saskatoon. And that's why I said the
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  Speaker 2: word Saskatoon, because it's a fun word to say. So
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  Speaker 2: that I don't even know if they have a YMCA
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  Speaker 2: and Saskatoon. I just wanted to say the word Saskatoon,
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• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And this is where we ask you a riddle and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you try to answer it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: A fan favorite Texas Tech starting quarterback Baron Morton reportedly
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: use the money that he made in nil to purchase blank.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: All right, that is the question. What is the answer?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Nil money man, that's the way to go. Got to
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: get that in nil money. Man's where that's where it's at.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see page down. A Philly cheese steak
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: guessed by Scrooge. It's a solid sandwich. It's good looking
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: sandwich right there.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: He bought Disney princess dolls from Bobby in Florida. Stevie
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Meatballs from the Sunshine State says that the Texas dech
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: quarterback uses nil money to purchase jockstraps for the Buck
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Guys women's volleyball team.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, what else do we have?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Donkey sausage going with a twenty two carrot gold toilet
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: paper roll.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: All right, well that's the way to go. Ferk Dog says,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: a box of donuts. That's what you would do.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Page down. King Roy says he bought a Maga hat.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: What else do we have?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Page down?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Lady Sideburn says he used it to purchase stock in
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Circuit City. No, No, it was actually radio shack. What
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: else do we have? Page down? Robin, Minnesota, the Great
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Rob knows where all the good delis are in Minnesota,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: says I bought a hawk to a crypt though with
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: the money bought himself a lifetime supply of pudding pops
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: from Milkman.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Mike in Colorado, are.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: In that huck dude instead of Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: The Great TMG said an Irish wolfound boy. That's a Now,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: that's a dog. That is well, they're all dogs, but that's.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: A big dog.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Alfie alien Ol Pinter says a new ten gallon hat
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: is what he purchased.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: What else do we have here? Page NWN Kathy in Madison.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Says he bought the answer to the Mallard Riddle of
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: the day Mark and Queen's Slash Arlington says the nil
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: money he used for a ten year unlimited porn Hub subscription, Well,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: that would be money well spent bitcoin from Femi, the
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: number number one Uber eats driver in Minnesota, the Great
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Femy JT. The Wingman says he bought a giant belt buckle.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You don't say, I just did? Say? What else do
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: we have? Bill's Monster?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Derek the Bill's Monster says he used nil money to
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: purchase Amway stock. Uh, Kirby's going with Cheetos and a
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: certain kind of job. That's from Kirby.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Paige deck Via the Right says it Tou tou is
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the answer. That's their answer, all right, enough of that.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer, Lorrain?
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: Yes, I think he bought a one hundred year old
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: sour dough starter.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Ben okay, No, you're a fan of a sour dough
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: you like to.
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: I do like sour dough. Yes, it's one of my
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: favorite breads. Have you had San Francisco sour dough they
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: make the from the wharf where they make them into
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: like alligators.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Well that's like a tourist place, but yeah, there's other places.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: I've had a buttered alligator myself. Ben, I have all right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Well, the answer of Lorrain is not is not sour
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: dough bread. It is the Texas Tech quarterback one Baron
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Morton spent his nil money to buy one hundred and
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: fifty acres of land in West Texas, one hundred and
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: fifty acres of land hunting. And this seems like a
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: pretty good hustle. He's going to rent out the land
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to hunters in West Texas. Not a lot going on
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: in West Texas. There's not not much going on. So
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: there's a few cities there, but a lot a lot
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: of open land, a lot of open land.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Out there in West Texas.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And he just bought the let's go to the phones
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: and we'll say hello to Dennis in Vermont.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Hello, Dennis, welcome.
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: How you doing?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Manah, look at you? You're back again, Dennis.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm a new member of the Malar Militia.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: That's right. Everyone, buckle up our guy, Dennis.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: Hey, So if he wouldn't mind indulging me for a
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: minute or two, I wanted to share something. I talked
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: to Hoop about it, but I didn't want to bring
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: a show down. I actually want to inspire it a
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: little bit. But anyway, so but like the last three years,
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: me and my kids kid's mother, we split up and
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: I had to leave the house. Unfortunately I wasn't on
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: the mortgage anyway, long story short, along up homeless. Today,
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: I move into an apartment, I get my own key,
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: I am in sign. And what I wanted to share
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: was those three years I spent most of those nights
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: listening to you and of course you know two Pros,
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: two Pros and Cup of Joe. So like, if it
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: wasn't for that normalcy of because I'm a huge sports guy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: I love sports. If it wasn't for that, I don't
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: know if I would have gotten through it. In other words,
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: you lay out there in here, and I'm trying not
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: to make this heavy, but it sounds heavy, but it's not.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: It's actually I'm saying it is.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: It is very kind of you to say that. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: do appreciate it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I mean you, and it's it's it's great that you've
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: now got your own place right keys, and you're you're set,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: you're set up, and you're you're on the now and
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: the cool thing is And I got to tell you this, Dennis.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've been doing this a long time, and
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of guys in your situation. Once you get
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: back on your feet, you forget about the overnight radio
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: guy and you listen to those daytime guys and you're
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: still being Look at you, Dennis.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You're being loyal here.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: You're getting loyal to the show, Dennis, because you know,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: now that you're back on your feet, you can listen
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: to those high falutin daytime guys that make all the money.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: But you're you're still being loyal. And I'm glad that
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you made it through that dark period of time.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: And now you can tell stories later on, you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: to your kids, and say I made it through this.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You can make it through anything and all that stuff.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: So exactly, and I want you know that. You know, you, guys,
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: you may not realize that how much you do for
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: just to bring some normalcy to life. You may not
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: realize how much you're true. I know you know you
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: joke a loud about how you're just spinning wheels and
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: the middle. Yes, yeah, I'm saying, thank you.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: I guess this is what I'm saying.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, listen, and you're welcome. I don't take
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: compliments very well. I'm sure Jonas and the boys are
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: happy as well to hear that, and they'll find out
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: about this later. But listen, thank you so much. I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: glad you're backing now, you're a regular call, two nights
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: in a row.
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: Well we hear from you, a man, all right, somebody
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: else into it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Too, so absolutely, that's right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: You just gotta you know, you gotta take it day
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: by day, right as they say, just make it through it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: And all right, well, thank you Dennis for your story.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: There's Dennis in Vermont, and let's that's cool.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to we go all the way across
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the country on the Red Eye fly. Let's go to Eric,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: who's in the bear.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go from that very serious tale of rags
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: to riches or riches to rags, back the riches from Dennis,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: and now we sailor to Eric in the Bay Area. Hello, Eric, Welcome, Howdy. Yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: that's a tough act to follow. That's not an easy
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: act there, Eric.
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: Okay, So I have a funny story. It's a football story.
• 27:20
  Speaker 10: And Dennis on the East Coast, I'm sure he's feeling
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: pretty good and waiting to get on with you. I'm
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: starting to feel pretty good too. I want to tell
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: you a story. My dad was a physician for a
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: team of football team and at the beginning of training camp,
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: you have to do a physical as you do at
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: the end of the season, and a particular player who
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: has a gold coat, came in. His head was shaved,
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: his shoulders were shaved, his arms were shaved, his chair
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: and everything else that you could imagine. And and so
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: I'm sitting there having a scotch with my dad and
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: a cigar, and he's telling me the story. And and
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: he told me, hey, why did you shave up? Shave
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: up your your pubic hair, your leg hair, all your hair.
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: And the player I will not mention, said well, because
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: he had a friend who was a swimmer, okay, and
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: the swimmer said, if you shave up all your hair,
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: you'll go faster, to which my father responded, but you're
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: wearing a helmet and shoulder pads.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Well, Eric, they never said football players are the smartest
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: guys around.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what I'm saying.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: So I wanted to share that story because you were funny.
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: I was. I've been listening to you tonight. I've never
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: called before, but I want to share that, so I.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Don't that's a that's a great story. That's that's hilarious.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: That's uh, your your dad, I mean, that's one of
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: the great stories. I say, that's a hilarious response. I
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: remember hearing that when I when I was young. It's like,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: well the swimmers, because I know in high school, they'd
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: always like, shave all the hair and I'm like, what
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: are you doing dude? You know, and then they'd said
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: that but a football player doesn't make any sense.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: So that's funny. Hey, thank you for that story. I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: appreciate it the great.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Eric in the Bay Area, there look at that back
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: to back, belly to belly. Let's say hello now to uh,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: let's see Eenie Meenie, miney Moe, let's go to. Mike
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: is in New Hampshire and he wants to react to
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: the story everyone in sports radio is talking about newby
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Night from last night. Hello Mike in New Hampshire.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Well, god father, it's going on.
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: Hey, I just wanted to say real quick that. So
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: Layla says hello.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: To Moxie and uh, okay, very nice.
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: I tried to call in yesterday on NUBE Night and
• 30:01
  Speaker 11: uh said, my name was Jake, and everybody calls me
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: JJ and I'm from Deerfield Beach, Florida. But Coop, I
• 30:08
  Speaker 11: never got on the phone.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Ben.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Do you do you remember what it said on the screen?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Oh? Probably yeah, probably a phony phone call or something.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably I recognized I recognize your voice.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: The only one that got on the air. The only
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: one that got on the air was the was Lucky Tony.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: That was it. He got on the air. But other
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: than that, everyone else was a new caller.
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: But Coop, that Deerfield Beach, Florida, that's that's a real place.
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: I used to live there.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: I'm sure it is. But your accent is quite heavy.
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: I didn't didn't realize I had an accent.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you're surrounded by people that also speak
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: the same way that you have, you have an accent.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That's like, that's how it works.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: And it's like you probably think I have an accent
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: because I don't sound like that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: You're like, what's wrong with you?
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: So what's up with Beantown? You coming or what?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: We're still efforting some some dates, but we are.
• 31:05
  Speaker 11: I got I got some things in the work sphere,
• 31:08
  Speaker 11: but I just kind of need dates.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well what do we look at?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: See near the end of August here, we'll give you
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a drop dead date?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: What do we what are we thinking that sometime and
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: we're looking.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: At uh, we're talking about doing in October, right, we're
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: thinking early October. Is that what you wanted, Loraina? I
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: think you were saying early October or something like that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: In middle early October.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Middle October. We'll look at the cat, We'll look we'll
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: look at the kelling.
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the middle early october's kind of tough. I'll be
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: in Bermuda.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Well that won't work, so that's not an option. What's
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: middle October to you? Let's just do this on the air.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Why not? That's great radio people love that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, like the like the like the seventh, like the seventeenth, eighteenth.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: I would consider that middle of October.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Or do you want to do like we can't? What
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: what about the weekend before? Is the tenth or something
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: like that? Is that is that too?
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Were that's early October?
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: No, that's that's still all right?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Back anyway, so you'll be back by anything after the seven.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll look at the.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I'll look at the schedule and we'll we'll.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Let you know. We'll do how many days do we do?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: That's a big trip, by the way, that's a long
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: What are we doing three or four days?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: What do you think three day?
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: I think me and the.
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: Leprechaun we're thinking about two kinds of venues here one down.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, two events. That's a good idea we need
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: to do. Definitely got to do one in Boston, and
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: we got I gotta gotta hit Worcester. We got to
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: see I know Alf's out there. We got some other legends.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: You know, you're you're over in New Hampton.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, this is yes.
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: What Lorena, Lorena?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, what can.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: I do for you.
• 32:38
  Speaker 11: You are absolutely invited to go.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much. You're so sweet.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I gotta go. Thank you.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Mike very kind to Mike thet Leprechaun, Well, Mike in
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: New Hampshire and Mike the leprekainn have offered to have
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: a Boston meet and greet in we determined October because
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: we really just want to see the leaves, right is
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that why we want to see the leaves cool?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Beautiful and we don't get that in California, so everything
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: just kind of burns up. They don't the leaves don't
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: change and all that stuff. Anyway, I ah man, we
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: have we have.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Fire season around here. Unfortunately we wish we didn't, but
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: it's different conversations.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Let's leave it at that. Let's say hello to uh
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: l l l Eenie, Meenie, miney Moe. Why don't we
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: you know what. Let's go to Jed who fled? Real quick,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Jed who fled? What's going on?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Jed?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Welcome?
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: I just wanted to ask hushag I ask a ben.
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: I'd love the show so much. Cannot wait until next
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: hour here?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I'll put you back on hold. This, We'll
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: put jed back on holdwood. He wants more time. The
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: stir the gentleman from Florida wants more time. All right,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: we'll give you more time. We have asked Ben your questions,
• 33:46
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• 33:49
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• 33:52
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  Speaker 2: Show on the YouTube to subscribe.
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  Speaker 3: It's now time for.
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  Speaker 8: Wait.
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  Speaker 7: As Twitter said, is.
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  Speaker 3: Your questions on Twitter?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway?
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  Speaker 2: We go to ask Ben your questions are answers for
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  Speaker 2: the rest of the hours. We wade through the muckety
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  Speaker 2: muck and over to the Kooba Loop for the reading
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  Speaker 2: of the questions.
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  Speaker 1: Ashtag asked Ben.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Ben uh manuelan Guardina would like to know I.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I've met him. He knows we're a really good
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  Speaker 2: sandwich shop. Man, holy guardian.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. Have you ever ran over a dog, cat,
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  Speaker 6: or raccoon?
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  Speaker 1: I have not.
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  Speaker 2: I did kill a bunny rabbit. Well, the bunny rabbit
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  Speaker 2: committed suicide Thumper. I killed Thumper years ago. I was
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  Speaker 2: driving on a dark road and I saw a rabbit
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  Speaker 2: running towards my car. And the rabbit did not run
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  Speaker 2: around my car, ran in the path of my car
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  Speaker 2: as I was driving, and Thumper went one last thump.
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  Speaker 1: And that was the end of it. But I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I've not killed the dog. What else is it? That raccoon?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, raccoon dog.
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  Speaker 2: I did almost run into a raccoon. There were two raccoons.
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  Speaker 2: I was coming home. You see these raccoons at night
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: when you're driving at night, and I was coming home
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  Speaker 2: from the show and there were two raccoons crossing the
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  Speaker 2: street and I'm driving and I flashed my lights at
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  Speaker 2: them and they slowly turned their heads and looked at
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  Speaker 2: me with disgust, like what do you want us to do?
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  Speaker 2: Like they were giving me attitude. What about you, Lorena?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, none of those items.
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  Speaker 6: I almost hit a.
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  Speaker 7: Bear once, but no a bear.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of bear?
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  Speaker 7: Like a black bear in the woods up in northl
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  Speaker 7: Like how big?
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  Speaker 1: How many pounds are we talking about? How big was it?
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  Speaker 7: How fast he was in front of my hummer? So
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  Speaker 7: he was he was pretty big. I could see his
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  Speaker 7: big button. You had a hummer my brother did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: And I was driving it at like two in the
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  Speaker 7: morning and my I had like the fog lights on
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  Speaker 7: because there was so much smoke in the area from
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  Speaker 7: the fires that were going on. He was a very
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  Speaker 7: scared bear. I felt very bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's sad it was.
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  Speaker 7: And I slammed on my brakes and everyone went flying
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  Speaker 7: in the car and they're like love wait, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: love it. I'm sorry to hit the bear.
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  Speaker 2: I learned driving Actually in I think it was Vermont
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  Speaker 2: and Maine. They had a lot of moose signs, and
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  Speaker 2: they My wife was paranoid because we were driving at night,
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  Speaker 2: it was raining, and she thought we were going to
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  Speaker 2: hit a moose because she saw moose signs and she
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: looked on the internet that if you're going to hit
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: a moose, you want to hit the moose's ass because
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  Speaker 2: apparently that's the way you survive. Anyway, go ahead, cool.
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  Speaker 10: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I have hit a raccoon before. It was. I
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  Speaker 6: was very sad about it. It was it was the
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  Speaker 6: same situation I was. I was coming onto the freeway.
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  Speaker 6: I was on the on ramp, so I was, I
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  Speaker 6: was accelerating to freeway speeds and it just ran out
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  Speaker 6: from the bushes right right in front of my car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it had a death wish. Now did you did you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you act like her old caller from Arkansas and
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  Speaker 1: go out and pick it up and eat it for dinner?
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  Speaker 6: No, I was. I was on my way. I was
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  Speaker 6: on my way into the studio. Did not have time
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  Speaker 6: to stop for.
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  Speaker 1: Their scratch off. Will say, that's good eating, But you
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  Speaker 1: know what's next? What's next? Here? It's asked Ben, your
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  Speaker 1: questions are answers.
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  Speaker 6: Ferd Dog wants to know what is your favorite ride?
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  Speaker 6: At Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a traditionalist. Pirates of the Caribbean.
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  Speaker 2: It's I always start with Pirates of the Caribbean. The line,
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  Speaker 2: even if there's a line that moves pretty quick, it's changed.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 1: The men used to chase the women. Now the women
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  Speaker 1: chase the men. So they're a little woke in there.
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  Speaker 2: But I still love it. It flashed back to when
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  Speaker 2: I was like eight years old at Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: So that's it. What about you, Lorna?
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  Speaker 7: My favorite normal ride would have to be like Winnie
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  Speaker 7: the Pooh for like down to Earth, But my faster
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  Speaker 7: fun ride I prefer Big Thunder Mountain.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I also like that new Star Wars, but it's not
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  Speaker 2: my favorite, but that new one's really cool cool.
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  Speaker 6: Big Thunder Mountain's my favorite ride. Well, I haven't been
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  Speaker 6: there in like ten plus years, so there's a lot
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  Speaker 6: of new riots that I've never been.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know a guy Coopan. You know a
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  Speaker 2: guy mister K that could help you out, you know,
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  Speaker 2: mister Ken. Yeah, mister K who I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, mister K Yeah, Circleka.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm really slow right now, but all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'll ask you about that Donkey Sausage wants you to
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  Speaker 6: know damn it can't think of any good asked Ben
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  Speaker 6: questions this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you Donkey, appreciate me trying. That's very hard
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  Speaker 2: to ask a question.
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  Speaker 6: Alf the Alien Opiner wants to know for the crew,
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  Speaker 6: do you forgive and forget or do you hold a grudge?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: And then he said that he's been holding a grudge
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: if he asked a question about his spouse or something.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's really a case by case basis.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: There's I had.
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  Speaker 2: A grudge for about twenty years with a sports writer
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  Speaker 2: who did me dirty when I started in radio and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I was nineteen years old, and I never forgave him.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He hated me. I hated him. He's dead now, so
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't really care.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, I usually, you know, I'll let
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  Speaker 2: things do for a while and eventually I'll move on.
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  Speaker 7: What about you, Lorena, Twenty years is a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It is?
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  Speaker 10: It is?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, for the most part, No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 7: But then I just think about my friend the other day.
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  Speaker 7: He just got a CDL license and we decided not
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: to be friends a couple months ago, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 7: we're still not friends. I'm not going to congratulate you,
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  Speaker 7: you know, so I guess it could last a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you know things, you're busy with life and
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  Speaker 2: you forget about things.
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  Speaker 1: What about you a Coop?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 6: Not really, I don't really hold grudges, all right?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: What is next to ask?
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  Speaker 3: Ben?
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  Speaker 2: Your questions our answers to the rest of the hour.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Let's get one more in it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Freddie wants to know how old were you when you
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: got your driver's license and how many tries did it take.
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  Speaker 1: I was fifteen and a half. My mom tried to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: teach me to drive.
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  Speaker 2: I sucked, so she hired a driving teacher and I passed,
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  Speaker 2: I think the second time.
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  Speaker 1: What about you Lorena sixteen and one? I was fifteen
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  Speaker 1: and a half. Man, what about you, Coop?
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  Speaker 6: I was seventeen and it took me the second try
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  Speaker 6: that I got was how.
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  Speaker 2: About these kids today? Man, these kids today, wait till
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: they are like twenty five to drive.
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  Speaker 1: They don't need to drive anywhere.