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WKND Rewind: Those poor pups. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Have an idea for the show? Today's your day. Use
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. Peyton, what are you working on?
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  Speaker 3: Well, apparently the post-breakup glow-up is real. So basically, like,
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  Speaker 3: if you leave your man, you're going to get way hotter.
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  Speaker 3: And there's scientific, like, there's proof. Psychologists and aesthetic experts
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  Speaker 3: believe are saying that this can be emotional and physical.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, this is actually kind of tea.
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  Speaker 2: The pose to break up, glow up. So you break
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  Speaker 2: up and you get really good looking.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. This is why.
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  Speaker 3: Because your stress can go down. So less relationship stress
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  Speaker 3: can mean lower cortisol levels. You may start sleeping better,
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  Speaker 3: which obviously, I mean, we say it all the time, sleep,
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  Speaker 3: it heals all. Less inflammation, it means your skin's gonna
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  Speaker 3: start looking better, your circulation, your hair.
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  Speaker 4: Is gonna grow.
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  Speaker 3: But the biggest thing is that you start focusing on
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  Speaker 3: yourself again. So once you start focusing on yourself and
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  Speaker 3: putting that energy into you, all of the things in
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  Speaker 3: your life are gonna come right back.
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  Speaker 4: And you're just gonna be hotter than everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that, was it Khloe Kardashian? Did something like that
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  Speaker 2: happen to her? Was it a TV show she had?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She did it, right? It was a TV show?
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  Speaker 4: It was like something revenge, but revenge body.
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  Speaker 2: Revenge body. Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: See, but that's so valid though, because sometimes it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you do just need to lose that man.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes he is really draining the life out of you.
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  Speaker 5: You know what?
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  Speaker 6: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 2: Joanna, you got a post-glow up story?
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 8: So it's kind of a long one, so I greatly apologize.
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  Speaker 9: It's okay.
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  Speaker 8: Um, So last year I got broken up with and
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  Speaker 8: I kind of like lost myself with my friends and
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  Speaker 8: making new people because I'm kind of an outgoing person.
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  Speaker 8: And so anyways, I went to this concert and met
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  Speaker 8: this guy named Austin Martin. He's like a kind of
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  Speaker 8: like a famous singer or whatever and listened to his
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  Speaker 8: music for years. Well, after that.
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  Speaker 8: I went to another concert of his that actually got canceled.
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  Speaker 8: And there I had met a girl, like a 16-year-old
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  Speaker 8: girl or whatever. And she saw my shirt of his.
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  Speaker 8: And she was like, oh, my God, I know that song.
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  Speaker 8: So then, like, I gave her the shirt and posted
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  Speaker 8: about it and Austin had shared it. Well, then I've
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  Speaker 8: been kind of like on his radar. And then for
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  Speaker 8: some reason we became friends. And so because of him,
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  Speaker 8: I ended up making other friends in Billings, Montana. And
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  Speaker 8: like this vibe marketing place, like we're all friends, a
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  Speaker 8: bunch of rappers, a bunch of comedians. And so like
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  Speaker 8: we all just became these friends. And now often I've
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  Speaker 8: been invited to his album release party. I actually got
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  Speaker 8: to go to. back in June. And then I actually
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  Speaker 8: got to go up to see him this weekend. And
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  Speaker 8: he's actually coming to my town in a few weeks.
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  Speaker 8: And he's coming and celebrating his album with all of
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  Speaker 8: us and partying with me and all my friends. So
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  Speaker 8: it's been kind of cool. He's really fun and interesting.
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  Speaker 8: But all because of the breakup, I decided to go
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  Speaker 8: out and start doing concerts again. And then I made
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  Speaker 8: friends with him and some of his friends. And now
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  Speaker 8: we're all friends.
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  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I keep trying to Google him. All I can find
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  Speaker 2: is the car, Aston Martin.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's nice, too. She's friends with the car.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's Aston Martin, Montana. His hit song is called Wrangler,
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  Speaker 8: and he actually did a remix with Chingy. Chingy went
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  Speaker 8: to Billings, Montana and did the music video with him.
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  Speaker 8: So it's actually really cool to get to meet him
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  Speaker 8: or whatever. And his album just came out this year.
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  Speaker 8: It's called Yellowstone County, which is what Billings, Montana is.
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  Speaker 6: Is it country? What is it? What kind of music?
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  Speaker 8: It's country rap is what they put.
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  Speaker 6: Country rap.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like he's a jelly roll type of guy.
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  Speaker 8: Kind of, yeah. And it's really good. Like I said,
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  Speaker 8: his hit song is Wrangler. And that's what was written
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  Speaker 8: on my sweater that I met this 16-year-old girl wearing.
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  Speaker 8: In like Omaha, Nebraska. And I went to go to
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  Speaker 8: a different concert to visit somebody else. And she was like,
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  Speaker 8: she started reading the lyrics that he wrote on the back.
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  Speaker 8: And she was like, take off these Wrangler jeans. And
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  Speaker 8: I laughed because I turned around because I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 8: my God, somebody knows who Austin is. And I turn
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  Speaker 8: around and she's like screaming with joy. She's like, oh
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  Speaker 8: my God, that's an Austin Martin shirt. She's like, have
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  Speaker 8: you seen him in concert? I was like, absolutely have.
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  Speaker 11: I was like, he's amazing.
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  Speaker 8: He's actually a really sweet person to talk to. You know,
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  Speaker 8: he grew up on his parents' ranch. So like he
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  Speaker 8: kind of grew up with those cowboy roots. And her
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  Speaker 8: and I talked for hours. I mean, this poor girl,
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  Speaker 8: she was 16. She was super excited. And she always
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  Speaker 8: wanted to see him in concert. So I went to
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  Speaker 8: my hotel room, changed out of that sweater and gave
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  Speaker 8: her the sweater. And so I posted about it, and
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  Speaker 8: Austin actually shared it, and then I was kind of
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  Speaker 8: on his radar about it.
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  Speaker 2: Now you told us this already.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And it was really fun.
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  Speaker 8: And it was just really cool. And then, like I said,
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  Speaker 8: we just became friends from that.
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  Speaker 13: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's good.
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  Speaker 6: That's good. I love that. That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, my God, I feel so when you
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  Speaker 2: said you feel sorry for the 15 year old. So
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  Speaker 2: did I. I thought you were starting to tell her
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  Speaker 2: over and over again that you're going to go get it.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I do.
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  Speaker 2: Wait right here. Wait here in the lobby. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to get this winner. Wait right here. Wait right here
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  Speaker 2: in the lobby. Austin's a friend of mine.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Joanna, thanks for calling in. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 14: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: OK, you too.
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  Speaker 15: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Ari, you have a post breakup glow up story. Am
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  Speaker 2: I right?
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  Speaker 7: I so do.
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 16: Okay.
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  Speaker 17: So my breakup glow up was actually disrespectful.
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  Speaker 14: So I was with.
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  Speaker 7: This man for three years and I was.
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  Speaker 17: Looking tired, right? I, I had gained like 20 pounds.
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  Speaker 17: I stopped doing my hair. I like lived in his oversized.
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  Speaker 7: T-shirts all the time, like the whole thing.
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  Speaker 11: And when he dumped.
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  Speaker 7: Me, he said he needed to go find himself.
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  Speaker 17: So apparently I found myself too because six months later,
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  Speaker 17: I'm down 25 pounds. I got my teeth fixed. I
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  Speaker 17: started Pilates and I got promoted.
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  Speaker 18: And my skin cleared up too.
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  Speaker 15: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Man, he was really sucking the life out of you.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 19: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 17: I mean, he slid into my DMs last week, actually,
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  Speaker 17: and he was like, oh, my God, you look amazing.
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  Speaker 20: And I said, thank you.
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  Speaker 17: It turns out I was allergic to you.
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  Speaker 11: And then I blocked him.
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  Speaker 2: What was that when you say you got your teeth fixed?
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  Speaker 2: What was it? What kind of teeth did you have?
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  Speaker 2: Did they go buck teeth, giant teeth?
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  Speaker 8: I had some severe buck teeth.
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  Speaker 16: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You think he told his friends? You guys have a
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  Speaker 2: nickname for you behind your back? Did you guys see
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  Speaker 2: Buck Teeth?
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  Speaker 21: Oh, I hope.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Buck Teeth got her teeth fixed.
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  Speaker 21: No way.
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  Speaker 2: She looks so hot. She lost three pounds. Look at
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  Speaker 2: Buck Teeth. He's showing all his friends pictures of you.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, wow, man, you screwed that up. You need
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  Speaker 2: to get back with Buck Teeth.
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  Speaker 22: I know.
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  Speaker 23: He screwed it up now.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 22: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, congratulations.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy cool. Good job, girl.
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  Speaker 2: We might give you tickets to Austin. What's his name?
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  Speaker 4: Austin Martin Montana.
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  Speaker 2: Austin Martin Montana for you. You can hang out with Joanna.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 22: All right.
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  Speaker 15: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in. It's John Jane Rich. Hey, dummy,
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  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 1: Get three roses, it's a trap. War of the Roses
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  Speaker 1: starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time for War of the Roses. Good morning, Denise.
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  Speaker 7: Hi there.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think's cheating on you?
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 6: Um, I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I guess I think that my dog.
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  Speaker 16: Just exposed my husband.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you think your husband's cheating on you?
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  Speaker 16: Yep.
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  Speaker 9: Yep.
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  Speaker 10: I'm literally, I'm literally on my way home from the
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  Speaker 10: emergency vet because our puppy just ate something and like
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  Speaker 10: they had to make him throw it up. And it
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  Speaker 10: was literally a song.
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  Speaker 22: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: And it's definitely not mine.
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  Speaker 6: Ew.
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  Speaker 10: I'm, like, really tiny, and this underwear was, like, huge. Like,
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  Speaker 10: super large, and there.
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  Speaker 25: Was, like.
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  Speaker 10: There's literally, like, no universe where he can convince me
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  Speaker 10: that it belongs to me. And my husband was.
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  Speaker 8: He was home alone with the dog yesterday while I
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  Speaker 8: was at.
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  Speaker 10: Work, so now I'm just, like, here thinking.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, like, whose big ass was in my house, and
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  Speaker 10: why did my dog have to be the one to
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  Speaker 10: tell me? Like, we've been married for 10 years, and
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: And no house guests have been over and stayed over
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  Speaker 6: or anything like that?
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  Speaker 25: No, no.
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  Speaker 7: Weird.
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  Speaker 6: That's going to be hard to explain.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like, well, sounds like there was a house guest.
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  Speaker 26: I'm trying to think of, like, is there any other
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  Speaker 26: possible explanation, like, Do you have weird neighbors that like
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  Speaker 26: to throw their thongs in.
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  Speaker 2: Your yard and maybe your puppy.
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  Speaker 6: Went out back?
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe your husband's a cross-dresser and it's his underwear.
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  Speaker 27: Oh.
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  Speaker 28: I wouldn't even be surprised if he did something shady.
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  Speaker 11: He's like, he's just, yeah, he's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me give you the positive of this.
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  Speaker 2: Because as someone who has a dog rescue, our Love
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  Speaker 2: Pup Foundation, most of these situations end up with massive
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  Speaker 2: surgery on the dog to get the item out. And
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  Speaker 2: so you just got it lucky that the dog got
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  Speaker 2: to cough up these massive pair of underwear out of
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  Speaker 2: the puppy's throat. Because normally it's a $ 10, 000 surgery. We
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  Speaker 2: had some neighbors had to deal with that.
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  Speaker 22: We had to help.
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  Speaker 2: It was so expensive to operate, to take out a sock.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: That happened to my in-laws, too.
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  Speaker 2: To take out a thong. Like, my God. And not
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  Speaker 2: only that, it's a big thong. Thong, thong, thong, thong.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: This is just crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So what is your husband's name?
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  Speaker 7: Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So you want us to call Charlie and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to find out who he sends romantic flowers to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you have zero clue. It's not a friend of yours.
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  Speaker 2: You see nothing else. We're just going to call the
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  Speaker 2: dude up, and hopefully he says, send him to Denise.
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  Speaker 11: Well, no one has been to our house for.
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  Speaker 6: Like eight years. That's so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is why I'm banking on the weird neighbor
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  Speaker 3: throwing songs into the background.
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  Speaker 6: Let's hope so.
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  Speaker 3: Because I can only imagine the emotional rollercoaster you're going
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  Speaker 3: through with your pup and then this.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Denise, hold on a line. We will get
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  Speaker 2: Charlie on the phone and see who he's going to
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  Speaker 2: send romantic flowers to. War of the Roses continues next
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  Speaker 2: with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 2: You got Denise, who currently is driving home from the
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  Speaker 2: vet because they had to have their dog vomit up something,
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  Speaker 2: and it was a pair of underwear. It was thong underwear,
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  Speaker 2: not Denise's. It was very large thong underwear, right, Denise?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, it was huge.
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  Speaker 2: Which, I mean, obviously that bothers you.
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  Speaker 11: And I mean, it's just not mine.
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  Speaker 22: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Which would bother anyone.
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  Speaker 6: I'm really glad you called us because we have to
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  Speaker 6: get to the bottom.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You ready, Kyle?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're calling her husband, Charlie. We're going to find out
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  Speaker 2: who he's going to send a flower to.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 27: Hi there.
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  Speaker 6: Is Charlie available?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, speaking.
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  Speaker 22: Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 15: Hi.
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  Speaker 26: So my name is Sadie. You're like, who are you?
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  Speaker 26: I'm calling from a new company. We're called J &
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  Speaker 26: R Flowers. This is actually a really cool thing for you, Charlie.
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  Speaker 26: You have been chosen to be a micro-influencer for us.
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  Speaker 26: And if you're wondering what that means, I will tell you.
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  Speaker 26: That means you get to send our beautiful bouquet of
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  Speaker 26: roses that is super romantic. It's our pure passion bouquet.
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  Speaker 26: And you get to send it totally free. And we're
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  Speaker 26: kind of just hoping that you post about us on
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  Speaker 26: whichever social media platform you use the most. So we're
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  Speaker 26: We get a little bit of marketing out of it
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  Speaker 26: and you get to surprise someone special.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't sign up for anything.
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  Speaker 12: I know.
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  Speaker 26: That's why it's actually really cool because if you signed up,
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  Speaker 26: then you have to paperwork and all that stuff. But
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  Speaker 26: we don't really need any paperwork. I don't need any
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  Speaker 26: credit card information or anything like that. We really are
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  Speaker 26: just kind of hoping you help spread the word.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm in a little bit of a rush.
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  Speaker 22: Perfect.
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  Speaker 26: We can get this done really quickly. It is a
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  Speaker 26: dozen long stem red roses. We're going to send them
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  Speaker 26: out with a card. You let me know the message
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  Speaker 26: you want on the card, and then we'll talk name
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  Speaker 26: and address. I'll give you a time they're sent out,
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  Speaker 26: and we can be done.
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  Speaker 25: Okay, so you don't need any of my information? You
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  Speaker 25: don't need my credit.
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  Speaker 21: Card or anything?
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  Speaker 26: No, and I'm actually ready for that message. If you
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  Speaker 26: want to get moving, we can speed it up.
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  Speaker 25: Okay, and I don't have to give my address? It's
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  Speaker 25: just Free Flowers Anonymous?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no address.
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  Speaker 25: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 7: Sure.
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  Speaker 25: Could you make it up to Maya, please?
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  Speaker 4: What would you like to say in that message?
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  Speaker 25: Just put, can't stop thinking about you.
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  Speaker 26: Can't stop thinking about you to Maya.
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  Speaker 18: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: Charlie, who the hell is Maya? Denise?
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  Speaker 19: Yeah.
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  Speaker 22: Denise, is that you?
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  Speaker 6: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 10: I called John Jay and Rich. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 10: Because I'm literally sitting here listening to my husband send
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  Speaker 10: flowers to another woman.
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  Speaker 22: Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 10: At the emergency vet because our dog ate her thong.
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  Speaker 25: What are you talking about? Okay, I'm sorry, Denise. What is, I, I,
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  Speaker 25: what thong are you talking about?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you're confused?
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Well, they made our dog throw it up, Charlie. A
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  Speaker 10: giant black thong came out of our dog. And unless
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  Speaker 10: I magically grew an ass overnight, it is definitely not mine.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 25: I have no idea, Denise, what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: And it sounds like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 25: It sounds like the dog got into something, but I
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  Speaker 25: don't think.
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  Speaker 7: Please.
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  Speaker 21: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Why don't you just go ahead and explain Maya?
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  Speaker 25: Maya is a friend from work, and, you know, I've
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  Speaker 25: told you about Maya, right? Like, we get along, she's
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  Speaker 25: been going through a lot of tough stuff, and this
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  Speaker 25: week was particularly rough. Like, I literally was just talking
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  Speaker 25: to Maya, and she's, like, crying to me, okay? And
• 13:43
  Speaker 25: she's having an extra rough week, and I was like, hey,
• 13:45
  Speaker 25: let me be a good co-worker. And she could use
• 13:49
  Speaker 25: this more than anyone else, right?
• 13:51
  Speaker 10: Right, so she's having a really rough week, and so
• 13:54
  Speaker 10: you just told them to write, can't stop thinking about you.
• 13:59
  Speaker 10: And so that makes sense to you?
• 14:00
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 14:01
  Speaker 23: That a co-worker would write that on a cookie card?
• 14:06
  Speaker 25: Well, yeah, it's like a joke because she's always, you know,
• 14:08
  Speaker 25: she's like, I'm like, hey, I got to get back
• 14:10
  Speaker 25: to work.
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: Sounds hilarious.
• 14:12
  Speaker 10: Are you kidding me? Why was another woman's underwear.
• 14:17
  Speaker 11: In my house?
• 14:18
  Speaker 25: You're making it sound way worse than it is. That's not,
• 14:21
  Speaker 25: I think you're jumping to conclusions and like, I don't know,
• 14:25
  Speaker 25: maybe she left them and it wasn't, like, it was
• 14:27
  Speaker 25: a completely accident.
• 14:27
  Speaker 9: Maybe she left them.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: So you had Maya at the house?
• 14:31
  Speaker 25: That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.
• 14:33
  Speaker 25: That's not what I meant.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: No, you said that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 20: Wait, you literally said that?
• 14:36
  Speaker 27: Yeah, you did.
• 14:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you said that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: Hey, have we told you you were on the radio yet,
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: by the way?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: She did. Oh, okay.
• 14:43
  Speaker 10: Okay, so this bitch has been in our house.
• 14:46
  Speaker 18: I said maybe.
• 14:47
  Speaker 25: That's not what I meant.
• 14:48
  Speaker 29: I meant maybe there's someone left in our house.
• 14:53
  Speaker 25: For all we know, we moved in, what, a few
• 14:56
  Speaker 25: years ago? There's still some stuff lying around here.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Charlie, I think it's time to come clean. You got
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: caught red-handed.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: You're really reaching here.
• 15:05
  Speaker 10: So how long have you been sleeping with this bitch?
• 15:10
  Speaker 25: I'm not doing this with you. Listen.
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: Denise, I am not. Oh, my God.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: I don't want to do this on the radio, Denise.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: You can set your side like an adult.
• 15:23
  Speaker 19: Oh, my God, Charlie.
• 15:25
  Speaker 20: It is on the radio.
• 15:27
  Speaker 25: And now I'm, like, fumbling in public. If you actually
• 15:30
  Speaker 25: talk to me like an adult, okay?
• 15:31
  Speaker 9: You know, because we can't have conflict, apparently.
• 15:35
  Speaker 25: You avoid every freaking, you know, conflict that we have.
• 15:38
  Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: You're talking about avoiding i can't i can't do it
• 15:45
  Speaker 10: i can't do.
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: It i will talk to you about this not on
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: the radio okay how about that why would you humiliate me.
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: Please get the fuck off dude i don't.
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: Know why you're doing this.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: To us this is ridiculous.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: She's not doing anything.
• 16:04
  Speaker 10: Well, I guess we figured it out, so.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Denise.
• 16:07
  Speaker 22: I'll talk to you later.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: They didn't get thrown over the fence.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: All right. So, Denise, but the dog's okay?
• 16:13
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 30: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 16:15
  Speaker 22: All right.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: The dog's Charlie. You didn't even check the dog.
• 16:17
  Speaker 11: I'm taking my dog.
• 16:18
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Take the dog.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: He's no good.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: All right. Hold on a line. We see if we can. Well,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: she seems to be a very strong woman.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she is a good woman.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: That's War of the Roses. That is War of the Roses.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: War of the Roses.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: With John Jay and Rich on 104.7 KISS FM. We
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: just want to hear from you, and I don't think
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: that's too much to ask, and it's really stressing me
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: out that you're not calling.
• 16:42
  Speaker 28: 877-937-1047.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich, we want to know what's the
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: craziest thing your dog ate. Melissa, what did your dog eat?
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: So my dog, Max, is a little French bulldog. And
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: I gave him a T-bone with a little bit of
• 16:58
  Speaker 11: meat on it one day, just a regular-sized T-bone steak.
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: And this dog just swallowed a T-bone whole, like no chewing, nothing.
• 17:05
  Speaker 27: Dang.
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: Gulp it in one gulp.
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: And if you don't think it's possible, I didn't think
• 17:10
  Speaker 11: that either, and neither did the vet. But we saw
• 17:12
  Speaker 11: it on the x-ray, and he said, I've never seen
• 17:15
  Speaker 11: anything like this. It didn't perforate anything, no puncturing, and
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: it didn't require surgery. She just said... He's going to
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: break it down, hopefully. It'll just pass through and we'll
• 17:24
  Speaker 11: have no issues.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: No way. So the stomach acid broke down a T-bone?
• 17:30
  Speaker 22: Yep.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: That's wild.
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: And I can't believe that it even went down his throat.
• 17:35
  Speaker 11: I don't even know how that is possible.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: It's also weird because it's not like Max learned his lesson.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's not going to do it any different
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: with the next T-bone.
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: Well, this is the sad part.
• 17:46
  Speaker 22: I don't know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 11: I ended up passing away last year from going through
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: my trash and ate all the tampon plastic applicators and
• 17:57
  Speaker 11: he couldn't help them from that point.
• 17:58
  Speaker 22: You know what?
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I have a list here. I have a list. He said,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: what's the, it was on Reddit. What's the strangest thing
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: your dog's ever eaten? And tampons is number five on
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that list. So you're not alone.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 18:09
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: So Max was doing what he was supposed to do.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: Weird.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: And yeah, I don't know if he's supposed to do that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for calling him.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Listen, sorry.
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 16: Have a good day, guys.
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: You too.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Karen. Did your dog eat something strange?
• 18:24
  Speaker 21: Yeah, a scotch brite pad.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: To wash dishes, right?
• 18:29
  Speaker 21: Those things you scrub cast iron hands with.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, the little metal things, the little round ball things
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: that are all, oh, I like those.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't imagine that you'd do too much
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: of a good thing in your stomach, though, right?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: No, it pretty much.
• 18:43
  Speaker 21: Clogged him up, and we couldn't figure out why he
• 18:46
  Speaker 21: wouldn't eat and why he couldn't poop. And he started
• 18:50
  Speaker 21: losing a lot of weight, and he was in the ER.
• 18:54
  Speaker 21: And finally, on the fifth day, they figured it out.
• 18:57
  Speaker 21: And they did an ultrasound, and there's the whole pet
• 19:01
  Speaker 21: right there in his belly.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: You know, we've got to put out a warning, because
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want any social media influencers to say this
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: is a good way to lose weight now.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: You eat one of those and then you get clogged up.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Because you've got to think, stuff still comes out. It
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: filters it.
• 19:17
  Speaker 21: It was having a hard time coming out, so they
• 19:20
  Speaker 21: actually cut him open almost from his neck down to
• 19:23
  Speaker 21: his whole underside and had to pull out every piece
• 19:28
  Speaker 21: in the intestines and cut out the pad, and then
• 19:31
  Speaker 21: put him back, and he was up and running around
• 19:34
  Speaker 21: the next day.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dogs are amazing.
• 19:35
  Speaker 22: Oh, my gosh.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Karen.
• 19:37
  Speaker 21: $ 5, 000 later.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: That's a price tag for sure.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Michelle, what did your dog eat that was strange?
• 19:43
  Speaker 18: Oh, my gosh. I left my phone on the table.
• 19:46
  Speaker 18: He's six months old, Cane Corso Mastiff, jumps up on
• 19:50
  Speaker 18: table when I wasn't looking. Ate the pop socket off
• 19:53
  Speaker 18: of the back of my cell phone and a ballpoint pen. Well,
• 19:59
  Speaker 18: that's dangerous. very dangerous i'm you know waiting for something
• 20:03
  Speaker 18: to happen to find it for him to act different
• 20:06
  Speaker 18: never did he's a normal dog eating drinking a month
• 20:10
  Speaker 18: later he throws up the pop.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Socket wow holy moly.
• 20:16
  Speaker 18: And it was like intact with a couple of marks
• 20:20
  Speaker 18: from his.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Teeth wow does it still work.
• 20:25
  Speaker 25: No.
• 20:27
  Speaker 18: I did have to throw the pop socket away.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: You did get yourself a new pop socket. That's good.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Michelle.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: It's a beautiful dog.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Dogs like to get a taste for ballpoint pens, but
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: they won't eat like olives. That we stay away from.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Hannah, what did your dog eat?
• 20:45
  Speaker 23: My dog is a 35-pound shepherd mix, gray, one eye.
• 20:51
  Speaker 23: She's a total train wreck looking dog.
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: And not long.
• 20:54
  Speaker 23: After we adopted her, she got really sick, took her
• 20:58
  Speaker 23: to the vet. They looked and did an x-ray, and
• 21:00
  Speaker 23: they thought she had, like, fabric in her stomach. But
• 21:03
  Speaker 23: they wouldn't know until they finally did surgery. And when
• 21:06
  Speaker 23: they did, $ 6, 000 later, they found that she swallowed an
• 21:11
  Speaker 23: entire corn on the cob whole. And we don't even
• 21:15
  Speaker 23: know where she got it, but that's what she ate.
• 21:18
  Speaker 30: Wow.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: You don't know where she got it?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I think I would have changed the shape of her body.
• 21:21
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: She's so tiny.
• 21:22
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 21:24
  Speaker 23: Yeah, but that was like, do you guys want it?
• 21:26
  Speaker 23: Because it's like the most expensive corn on a cob ever.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: But we didn't take it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You can make it a necklace. All right. Thanks, Hannah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is a good opportunity for me
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: to tell you, like a lot of stuff happens with Blake,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: my wife, because we run the Love Pup Dog Rescue
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: and people always call her and ask her for advice.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: My dog just ate this. What do I do? And
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: then she has all these tips and then her and
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: my sister create an app called Love Pup Plus, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: you can download it. It's in the app store for
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: both phones, iPhones and Samsungs. Love Pup Plus, and it's
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: totally free, and you register your dog in there, and
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: then you can ask it anything, and it'll tell you,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: my dog just ate a T-bone, what do I do?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: And it will tell you what to do. Becky, good morning,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: what'd your dog eat?
• 22:04
  Speaker 13: I had a 75-pound basset hound that basset hounds, their
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: nose gets them into trouble.
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: And three children under eight that got a hold of a,
• 22:22
  Speaker 12: back in the day, the old mouse for your computers
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: had tracking balls.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I have one right here.
• 22:28
  Speaker 12: That thought it was a hoarder. and $ 5, 000 later.
• 22:33
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: That seems to be the going rate to get something
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: out of your dog's stomach, at least.
• 22:37
  Speaker 30: $ 5, 000.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: That's why I was blown away by the T-bone call,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: that they didn't take that out, especially the vet. That's
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: a good vet because you think the vet would be like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I can make some money. Let me take that T-bone out. Amanda,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: what did your dog eat?
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't even know where to start. He's eaten
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: so much. His name is Tragan. He's a chocolate lab.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: And it probably started with the candy canes literally off
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: of the Christmas tree. So my daughter made him.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: A shaming sign.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: He took batteries and brought them back to his kennel
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: and almost burnt our house down. I mean, I don't
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: know why a dog would chew a battery. He then...
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: One Thanksgiving, ate half of our Thanksgiving turkey. We had,
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: you know, sliced it, served it at the table. And
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: unbeknownst to.
• 23:22
  Speaker 29: About, I don't know, eight of us, nine of us,
• 23:24
  Speaker 29: he's behind us eating the other half of the turkey.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: He pulled a bag of flour down, tried to eat flour.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: I think that was the picture I posted.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: He's got horrible snack taste.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: He's eaten butter, like literally a stick of butter.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I've had that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: I can't blame him for that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Bagels.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I can't even.
• 23:45
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: So many things.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: OK, but that's not strange. Those are food items. We're
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: looking for strange things. Tim, what did your dog eat
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: that's strange?
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: So we had a beagle and which is part of
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: a hound, just like the lady with the. the Basset Hound, right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: She would eat anything metal, sticks, rocks, her own poop, sprinklers.
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: But the thing that really got her, it was normal,
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: but she ate a Costco-sized bag of hamburger buns. All
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: of them. So like 24 hamburger buns. And then the
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: bread tie and the plastic, the whole ball of wax.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: And it did her in. We had to take her
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: to the hospital and she was like 13 years old.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: And they're like, oh yeah, it's going to be like
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: five or six grand if we do something. And the
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: bread tie lacerated her stomach.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, poor baby.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: She could eat sprinklers just fine.
• 24:36
  Speaker 9: But the bag of buns.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah. But she was a tank. She ate strings, toys, Legos.
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: And we had to keep peroxide around to put it
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: down her throat so she could throw up whatever she
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: ate because it was always a constant problem.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: See, when your dog eats something, if you give it,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I think my wife said salt, put a bunch of salt,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and it'll vomit everything right up.
• 24:59
  Speaker 27: Oh.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: I could see how that could happen.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: On this list I have, it says an F1 key,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: an F11 key on a keyboard, a TV remote, a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: driver's license, reading glasses, two full wasp nests is what
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: their dog ate, all the garden lawn sprinklers, the floor
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of a boat, and one dog ate two pounds of
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: sand in one sitting.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: That is insane.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: That is crazy.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: No reports, actual reports of my dog ate my homework, though.
• 25:23
  Speaker 22: Not yet.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Chris, what did your dog eat, Chris?
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: My parents' dog ate two pounds of edibles.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 25:37
  Speaker 15: I normally watch my parents' dog, but this time I
• 25:39
  Speaker 15: was out of town, so my brother watched it. And
• 25:41
  Speaker 15: he had apparently two freezer bags full of edibles he
• 25:44
  Speaker 15: didn't realize he had. And it was the 4th of July.
• 25:47
  Speaker 15: He came home, and she was on the couch stoned
• 25:49
  Speaker 15: watching Bluey. And then my parents text me, and my
• 25:56
  Speaker 15: mama said, this is why we don't let your brother
• 25:57
  Speaker 15: watch the dogs.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: But at least, like, I mean, it was bluey.
• 26:02
  Speaker 26: It was an appropriate TV show.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Educational.
• 26:04
  Speaker 24: Exactly.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Appropriate, locked in.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: The way you said it, though, sounds like the dog
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: turned on the TV.
• 26:09
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Put it on bluey. It sounded like that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'd send you a picture of her to your
• 26:15
  Speaker 15: Facebook whenever you can get a chance.
• 26:17
  Speaker 22: Oh, yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 15: She was high probably for three days. They took her
• 26:20
  Speaker 15: to the emergency vet, and the vet's like, there's nothing
• 26:22
  Speaker 15: really we can do, so just ride it out.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks, Chris. Thanks for calling in.
• 26:28
  Speaker 22: Oh, my God.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, cool. Your scanner stopped. It's John Jay and Rich.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, Tom.
• 26:34
  Speaker 22: Hey, how's it going, guys?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Good morning. What'd your dog eat?
• 26:37
  Speaker 22: Hey, how about what did my tortoise eat? Sure.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Why not?
• 26:41
  Speaker 22: Everything. Literally anything laying around. The pool noodles. Plastic bags,
• 26:48
  Speaker 22: a 50-foot rope, you name it. What's really messed up
• 26:54
  Speaker 22: is the longer things, like the pool noodles, the rope.
• 26:58
  Speaker 22: Either you're pulling out the mouth, or depending on how
• 27:01
  Speaker 22: long he's been at it, you might be pulling it
• 27:02
  Speaker 22: out the other end.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: It's like, what do you do?
• 27:07
  Speaker 22: We had to keep the yard spotless.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: But you think the turtle, you know, you think moves slow.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: You see it going after the noodle.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: No!
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: You're like that guy on Austin Powers.
• 27:16
  Speaker 30: No!
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: Stop!
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Tortoises are fast, though. There's an Instagram account I follow,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: and it's this lady that has this giant tortoise. And man,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: it destroys her house. But they've had it since it
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: was a baby. As little as yours. You know, is
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: yours a philosophical tortoise?
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: No, I think ours is a sulcata tortoise.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Not a desert tortoise?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Not a desert tortoise.
• 27:37
  Speaker 25: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: They look like every tortoise I've ever seen in my life.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: They're just a little yellow.
• 27:41
  Speaker 25: Huh.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: And they're a big deal. Anyway, I got the picture
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: of the dog that's stoned.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, as he's watching the movie?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: He's just leaning on the guy. He literally looks like
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: a dog that's stoned.
• 27:53
  Speaker 21: Poor fella.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: So much is happening right now on this radio show.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: It's so exciting, you guys. It's so exciting.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I can't contain it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Harry Styles announced he's coming here. And our very own
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Noah Lashley was at the concert in Madison Square Garden
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: last night. And I saw some of the coolest videos.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Noah Lashley reporting live. Are you there, Noah?
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: I am reporting live from Madison Square Garden.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: He hasn't slept at all. Listen to how deep his
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: voice is.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: What time did you go to bed last night?
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: It was like 2 a.m.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: In New York. And I woke up like three minutes ago.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Good morning. So tell, how was the concert? How great
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: was it?
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: The energy is insane.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: You'd think for a concert that's going on.
• 28:38
  Speaker 29: 30 nights by like night four, the energy would die down.
• 28:41
  Speaker 29: But here we were at night seven and it was
• 28:43
  Speaker 29: like being at night one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It looks like you had great seats because that video,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: if you guys see this video, freaking Harry Styles points
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: at Noah. It's so crazy.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I was at the barrier in the pit.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: That's amazing.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: So how long do you have to like camp outside
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: the venue to get those like.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Right at the barrier?
• 29:02
  Speaker 29: It was actually really cool because they had four GEA tickets,
• 29:07
  Speaker 29: but then they had the pit tickets, and there was
• 29:08
  Speaker 29: only less than 100 for each of the pits.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: There were two pits. So we just walked right in.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: We didn't even come for the opener.
• 29:15
  Speaker 29: We just walked right in when we were ready, drinks
• 29:17
  Speaker 29: in hand, and it was like they're waiting for us.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: So it's kind of like VIP pits.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you already got your seat, you got
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: your stuff. That's dope.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: How much did that cost you?
• 29:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Okay. Well, it took us six months to pay off
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: the tickets.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: Priorities. We had to show her Mini Cooper to get
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: the tickets, remember?
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: That's right.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Special dancers special trumpet players they had a guy playing.
• 29:48
  Speaker 29: The triangle and the best part was because we were
• 29:51
  Speaker 29: so close we actually got to hear like the individual
• 29:54
  Speaker 29: instruments like i think it was just for show but
• 29:56
  Speaker 29: i heard the triangle and i heard them banging two
• 29:58
  Speaker 29: wooden blocks together like it really sounded like i was
• 30:01
  Speaker 29: in part of a choir.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: What was the last song you played.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: He played Aperture. Oh, that's a good one.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. Did he do any One Direction?
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: He did Sign of the Times, everybody's favorite.
• 30:13
  Speaker 29: And then there was like this seven minute DJ interlude
• 30:16
  Speaker 29: and he was mixing it himself. And then it slowly
• 30:19
  Speaker 29: went into Aperture and the whole place went nuts.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: And it was like being in a club.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Did he do any One Direction?
• 30:27
  Speaker 22: No.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: He's got enough.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I know, but still.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: She don't know she beautiful.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Did he do Kiwi?
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: I want to know if he did Kiwi.
• 30:38
  Speaker 21: He did Kiwi.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: That's my jam right there.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: Kiwi is from his debut album.
• 30:44
  Speaker 29: And it doesn't sound like any of his other songs.
• 30:46
  Speaker 29: It's always been a fan favorite. And as we were
• 30:49
  Speaker 29: paying off the tickets, we're like, what's the point of
• 30:52
  Speaker 29: even doing all this? If we're not going to hear Kiwi,
• 30:54
  Speaker 29: he never plays Kiwi. And then he added it to
• 30:56
  Speaker 29: New York and New York only. And we were so lucky.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Right on.
• 31:00
  Speaker 25: No.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: What were you wearing last night?
• 31:02
  Speaker 29: So I was wearing a New York Harry Styles, Jersey
• 31:07
  Speaker 29: black that I bought from the pop-up shop. And then
• 31:10
  Speaker 29: a tie that my friend Shelby stuck like little emblems
• 31:15
  Speaker 29: all over. It was a red tie and there was
• 31:18
  Speaker 29: a disco ball and some stars and some kisses. And
• 31:20
  Speaker 29: then I had a kiss lip tattoo, fake tattoo on
• 31:24
  Speaker 29: my forehead.
• 31:25
  Speaker 22: Awesome.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: No wonder he pointed at you. Noah, you're the best.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Enjoy your days off. Yeah, Noah, that was awesome.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Segment we're going to do is called Second Date Update
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: because that's what we're going to try and get and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that's what the bit is called. Second Date Update starts
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: right now on John Jay and Rick.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Alright, we're getting ready for Second Date Update. We're going
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: to find out what's... Whoa! Sierra, clear your throat on
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: the air. Hi, you're on the air. Good morning, Sierra.
• 31:51
  Speaker 12: Hi, sorry.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: It's okay.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: It's okay. You got a lot going on. So what's happening?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: What would you tell us about your date?
• 31:58
  Speaker 22: So.
• 32:00
  Speaker 28: I just, like, want your guys' help because I've been
• 32:03
  Speaker 28: on five first dates this month, and I keep getting
• 32:07
  Speaker 28: ghosted by guys. Like, I've literally gotten ghosted by all
• 32:11
  Speaker 28: of them. And I don't, like, I'm starting to think
• 32:16
  Speaker 28: maybe I'm the issue. I don't know.
• 32:20
  Speaker 27: But this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 28: Most recent guy, like, we were talking on Instagram, and
• 32:27
  Speaker 28: And we went out on a date and I thought.
• 32:29
  Speaker 24: It was a lot of fun.
• 32:30
  Speaker 28: And I haven't heard back from him. He, like, didn't
• 32:37
  Speaker 28: even give me his number until we were on the date.
• 32:40
  Speaker 28: And I've, like, texted him a couple times.
• 32:43
  Speaker 24: And then I also.
• 32:45
  Speaker 28: Messaged him on Instagram. And I haven't heard anything back
• 32:49
  Speaker 28: from him. And I'm just, like, so over it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Is he reading your messages on Instagram? Like, you know
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: how on Instagram someone opens it, it says, like, that
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: they saw it? Or is he completely ghosting you?
• 33:04
  Speaker 24: No, he hasn't opened them.
• 33:06
  Speaker 28: It's like, he, yeah, he's completely ghosted.
• 33:09
  Speaker 27: I haven't heard anything.
• 33:10
  Speaker 26: I feel like, John Jay, you would be like, maybe
• 33:14
  Speaker 26: they're all deathly ill.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: All five of the ghosters.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: They're lined up at the same hospital, just in the
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: emergency room.
• 33:23
  Speaker 25: All of them.
• 33:23
  Speaker 28: Yeah, maybe I'm cursing all these guys.
• 33:25
  Speaker 26: I don't know. I mean, five dates for this to
• 33:28
  Speaker 26: happen to you. I feel like that's so brutal. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 26: feel so bad for you.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: She sounds defeated, too. I mean, I get it. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: would be.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Even if you don't get to go on another date
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: with this guy, if that's even what you want to do.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: But just to know, like, what's going on here? Because
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I would definitely be looking.
• 33:42
  Speaker 12: In the mirror, too.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Well, sure. But, you know, it's also kind of the culture.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: It's not her culture. It's just that people don't know
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: how to behave their butts.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, men can't communicate, so they just go. Is that
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: what you're saying?
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I'll call her if I want
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: to see her again. And she's just gotten a few
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: of those in a row.
• 33:55
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: So, shall we call?
• 33:58
  Speaker 30: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 22: Yeah?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Give us some names, Sierra.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Tyler.
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: Tyler.
• 34:02
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on line, okay? We're going to get Tyler on
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: the phone. We're going to find out why he's blowing
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: you off, okay? Okay.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: We are like a whole bunch.
• 34:10
  Speaker 22: All right.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: We are in the middle of Second Aid Update. Sierra
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: and Tyler?
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Poor Sierra. Five times. She's been ghosted by five guys
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: in a month in her dating life. And she's starting
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: to wonder, am I the problem? Is it me? But
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: she went out with Tyler and had a great date.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: The conversation was flowing. The connection was happening. Now she's
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: messaged him. She didn't even have his number until the date.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: And he's not answering. He's ghosting her too. What's the deal?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny, Sierra, is you went out with
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: five guys in one month and they all ghosted you, right?
• 34:48
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: It's funny.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: If you actually went to the five guys restaurant and
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: they didn't wait on you. And then I go to
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: five guys and they wouldn't take my order.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: Come on.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: What is the deal? Hey, and how come out of
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: the five guys, why is Tyler the one you want
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: to talk to? How come you don't want to have
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: us call any of the other ones?
• 35:06
  Speaker 22: I mean.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 24: I had a fun date with him, but also I
• 35:10
  Speaker 24: think I'm just kind of at the end of my
• 35:13
  Speaker 24: line of getting ghosted right now. I just want to
• 35:18
  Speaker 24: ask if there was something about me or why did
• 35:22
  Speaker 24: he ghost me?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: We could get all five guys on the phone at
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: one time on speaker and then be like, hold on, guys.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You all went on a date with this girl. Why
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: don't you like her?
• 35:33
  Speaker 22: But all right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Hold on a second. Dylan, did you get Tyler on
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: the phone?
• 35:38
  Speaker 21: Not quite. I have Danae on the line.
• 35:41
  Speaker 12: She'll fill you in.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Danae? All right, Sierra, you chill for a second.
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Hold on a second.
• 35:45
  Speaker 22: Danae?
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: Yes, hi.
• 35:47
  Speaker 30: Hi.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: You're cool jumping on the radio with us real quick?
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, we were looking for Tyler.
• 35:53
  Speaker 11: Well, you didn't get Tyler.
• 35:55
  Speaker 20: Tyler is my little brother. And this is my number
• 36:02
  Speaker 20: that he gives out to girls.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Okay. Why would he do that?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 36:10
  Speaker 20: I did not ever expect this to escalate this far.
• 36:13
  Speaker 20: So when he goes on dates, if it's not going well,
• 36:18
  Speaker 20: if it's not a situation he's really into, he gives
• 36:22
  Speaker 20: them my number so that they don't have any way
• 36:24
  Speaker 20: to contact him afterwards.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: How rude.
• 36:30
  Speaker 27: I have had.
• 36:31
  Speaker 20: So many girls call me and text me.
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: And I mean, I've gotten cussed out.
• 36:37
  Speaker 20: And meanwhile, he just blocks them on Instagram and he just.
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: Moved on with his life.
• 36:40
  Speaker 27: Oh.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Well, we have one of those girls. So we do
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a radio show and one of those girls called us.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: And she was so bummed out that Tyler's ghosted her
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that she asked us to track him down. So that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: what we're doing. So say please say hi to Sierra.
• 36:53
  Speaker 16: Hi, Sierra.
• 36:58
  Speaker 28: So you're his sister?
• 37:01
  Speaker 16: Girl, yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 37:04
  Speaker 27: So, what?
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 37:09
  Speaker 20: He's not worth tracking down. Yeah, he's not worth it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 20: It's not, this is, he is He's tragically unable to communicate,
• 37:20
  Speaker 20: and he is not worth it. I promise you, he
• 37:22
  Speaker 20: is not worth your time.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Why would you let him use your phone number? You
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: don't want to deal with his mess.
• 37:32
  Speaker 20: I do not, but he is my little brother, and
• 37:37
  Speaker 20: apparently I am running customer service for his dating life.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I have told him to stop.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Well, Sierra's great. Do you have any guys that you
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: can hook her up with? Right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe another brother that doesn't do what your other brother did.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: She cared enough to call us to find out what happened,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: and she sounds sweet as she can be.
• 37:53
  Speaker 20: Yeah, and Sierra, I'm telling you, he is not worth it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 11: This is a dead end.
• 38:00
  Speaker 20: It's a cul-de-sac to nowhere. There is nothing. You don't
• 38:06
  Speaker 20: want to get involved with him.
• 38:07
  Speaker 27: He's a mess.
• 38:08
  Speaker 20: I'm hoping so.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: No problem. I think she's sold on not going out
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: with him again.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I feel like maybe that we did.
• 38:14
  Speaker 26: For a second, I was thinking, oh, man, we didn't
• 38:16
  Speaker 26: really get Sierra any answers.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Like, is there?
• 38:18
  Speaker 26: But I think maybe we do. And I think maybe
• 38:21
  Speaker 26: Sierra's got a bad man picker.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because today you don't need to know all this,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: but the last four guys before Todd are ghosted or two.
• 38:29
  Speaker 20: Oh, well, I can't speak for the other four.
• 38:32
  Speaker 22: Right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: All we can do is we'll just hang up with
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: you and then, Sierra, we'll just go next. We'll call
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: them all, Sierra.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's open to dating and putting herself out there.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: That's a good thing.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for Sierra. She's getting ghosted by everybody. But, Sierra,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: we didn't ghost you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: You didn't.
• 38:50
  Speaker 24: Thank you.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: I mean, did he say anything.
• 38:53
  Speaker 24: About why he wasn't into me or.
• 38:59
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 20: This is his process, Sierra. Do not take it personal.
• 39:02
  Speaker 20: Do not take it personal. He is an immature, unable
• 39:06
  Speaker 20: to communicate, not worth your time. He saw your DM.
• 39:12
  Speaker 20: He hit block.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: That is his process.
• 39:13
  Speaker 21: Delete him.
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: He dodged a bullet.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. Hey, today, thank you for taking the time to
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: jump on there with us. Really appreciate it. Thank you.
• 39:21
  Speaker 21: Thank you.
• 39:21
  Speaker 18: Thank you.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Sierra, sorry we didn't get you answers. If you want
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: to try another guy, we can help.
• 39:28
  Speaker 21: I'll hit you guys up.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Well, whenever you're ready, you just let us know. Okay.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Good luck to you.
• 39:33
  Speaker 28: Thank you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: All right, that's sucking it up at you guys with
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Hey, don't tell anybody.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich gave me their personal cell phone number.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Where is my freaking phone? 877-937-1047.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Rich, today is National what?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: It is National Teddy Bear Day. It is National Wiener Day.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: schnitzel day.
• 39:58
  Speaker 27: Yum.
• 39:59
  Speaker 22: Yum.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I said yum before schnitzel.
• 40:01
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: It's also steak a pivou day. I don't know if
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: I'm saying that right in French, but it's that day.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: And actually, I don't even know what this is, but
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: maybe you guys have heard of it. It's International Sudoku Day. Oh,
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: the game? Sudoku. It is the game, but what exactly
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: is that?
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: You probably get to play.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Well, what is it?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Sudoku, it's like a puzzle. It's like a word puzzle.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I've seen the books. I've seen the little magazines.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, it is numbers. It is numbers.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: I think it's numbers.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thinking crossword puzzles. Smart people.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Smart people puzzle day.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Peyton, what's going on? We have a couple calls online
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: that Peyton said there's something really interesting about them.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was like scrolling on our Instagram and
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: looking through our DMs, and we got two DMs back
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: to back. And as I was looking at them, I
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: was like... Wait, are these two connected? And then I
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: realized that they're not.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: It's just a coincidence.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: They're not connected, but we have them on the phone.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: Sierra.
• 40:50
  Speaker 14: Hi.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: So Peyton said you DM'd us, but so far Kyle, Rich,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: and I don't know what the DM is about. So
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: welcome to the program. How can we help you?
• 41:01
  Speaker 27: I reached out because my fiance has been such a
• 41:03
  Speaker 27: loyal listener for years and we're actually getting married next month.
• 41:07
  Speaker 27: So I thought it'd be an awesome surprise to, you know,
• 41:09
  Speaker 27: give him a shout out on the radio since he
• 41:11
  Speaker 27: has no idea I'm calling.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, how fun.
• 41:14
  Speaker 26: Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.
• 41:17
  Speaker 27: Thank you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 41:20
  Speaker 27: His name is Vince. He's actually been on your show
• 41:22
  Speaker 27: once before a long time ago.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: So tell us why. Why was he on the show?
• 41:27
  Speaker 21: You know what?
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: I don't remember.
• 41:28
  Speaker 27: He called me every day to give me updates of
• 41:31
  Speaker 27: what you guys talk about. When he called me this morning,
• 41:33
  Speaker 27: I can hear you guys in the background. I was like,
• 41:36
  Speaker 27: oh my God, he is going to hear me live.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: He's like, no big deal. I was calling in for
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: the segment, who's got a secret family in at least
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: three other countries.
• 41:43
  Speaker 14: War of the Roses.
• 41:46
  Speaker 27: Who knows?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Okay. Well, shout out, Vince. Thanks for listening.
• 41:51
  Speaker 27: Yeah, we're super, you know, excited. He was excited about
• 41:54
  Speaker 27: Peyton's wedding. And then, you know, when we were talking
• 41:57
  Speaker 27: about ours, and he.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: Was like, oh, my God.
• 41:58
  Speaker 27: So, you know, he means so much to me, and
• 42:01
  Speaker 27: he's amazing. So any little thing I can do is
• 42:03
  Speaker 27: that he feels involved in the process.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: You're so sweet.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: You guys are going to be fine.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, do me a favor. Hold on, okay? Hold on
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: for a second. Hold on a second. Lincoln. Yes, I'm here. Hey,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: what's up? You're on the air. How can we help you?
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Well, so here's what's going on.
• 42:17
  Speaker 30: My fiancée, Elizabeth... is your biggest fan of the show.
• 42:21
  Speaker 30: She loves your show.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: And she has listened to you guys for years. You
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: guys have helped her through some of the toughest times.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: She calls you her family. And she's dying.
• 42:33
  Speaker 30: She has literally told me about every one of you.
• 42:37
  Speaker 30: And one thing that she wants so much is she
• 42:39
  Speaker 30: was hoping that you guys would come to our wedding
• 42:42
  Speaker 30: December 19th.
• 42:42
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: She was incredibly.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Happy for it.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Hey, hold on a second. Hold on for one second.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Hold on for one second. Hey, Sierra.
• 42:51
  Speaker 22: Yes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: We just talked to Lincoln. He's inviting us to his wedding.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: You didn't invite us to your wedding.
• 42:56
  Speaker 27: Well, in the DM, you're invited to the wedding, too.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, in the DM? What did you just say? No, no,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I got to see the DM. I don't believe you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 27: Just because you guys didn't see it doesn't mean it
• 43:05
  Speaker 27: didn't happen.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Can confirm, Sierra did invite us to the wedding.
• 43:09
  Speaker 27: Oh, really?
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: I was like, don't.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Pressure her into it. I was about to say.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: She did invite us.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Lincoln invited us. Have you picked out the food yet?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: What kind of food you got?
• 43:16
  Speaker 22: What would you like?
• 43:18
  Speaker 27: We're doing a tri-tip with a demi-glaze and a chicken marsala.
• 43:23
  Speaker 27: We have a few artists there. And live music for
• 43:28
  Speaker 27: ceremony and cocktail hour.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: What's the dress?
• 43:32
  Speaker 27: I can't tell you if he's listening.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Who's the band? I probably know him.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: You can't tell us the dress?
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: She's talking about the dress code.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about the dress code?
• 43:39
  Speaker 23: I'm thinking of my wedding dress.
• 43:40
  Speaker 19: No, no, no.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I want to know, like, is it black tie or
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: is it, like, casual, like, jeans?
• 43:44
  Speaker 21: It's dark and moody formal attire.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Dark and moody.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Dark and moody.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: And who's the band?
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: I probably know them.
• 43:51
  Speaker 27: He is a guitarist that was on The Voice, Nelson Cade.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know him, but that sounds amazing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Where is the wedding? What city are you in?
• 44:00
  Speaker 27: Pomona, California. So we actually live in Arizona, but my
• 44:03
  Speaker 27: family's in California. So my grandma's getting older. And so
• 44:08
  Speaker 27: we kind of had to rush our date.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: That's different. Grandmas usually don't get older. Hold on, Sierra.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 44:16
  Speaker 22: Hold on.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Hey Lincoln.
• 44:19
  Speaker 22: Yes.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: What kind of food you got at your wedding?
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: We have Italian food.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: That's all you had to say.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Ooh. What about the dress? Is there a theme to
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: your wedding?
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: So there is no theme.
• 44:32
  Speaker 30: So I want to let you guys, I'm a pro
• 44:34
  Speaker 30: wrestler out here in Arizona. She's always supported me in
• 44:37
  Speaker 30: every one of my shows and I wanted to do
• 44:38
  Speaker 30: one thing and that was to get her on the
• 44:41
  Speaker 30: phone with you guys to tell her if it's okay,
• 44:44
  Speaker 30: if that's okay on your side, she is going to
• 44:46
  Speaker 30: go ballistic if she.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Hears your voice, like literally.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, you want us to call her?
• 44:51
  Speaker 30: Would you be able to, if you guys are going
• 44:53
  Speaker 30: to go?
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: Well, where's the wedding? The wedding is in Mesa, Arizona
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: at Garden Tuscana.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mesa.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: That's December 19th.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: That's far.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: No, it's not.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: No, it is.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: That is 20 miles away.
• 45:11
  Speaker 26: I mean, it's closer than Pomona, California.
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: December 19th, you said? December 19th?
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: December 19th, yes.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I tell you what, why don't we all check? And
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: if we're available, I think it'd be fun to go.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: I think it'd be fun, too.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be fun to go. We haven't done
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: that in a long time.
• 45:26
  Speaker 27: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: That would be phenomenal, guys.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I do love a good wedding.
• 45:30
  Speaker 22: Yeah. All right.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: What about the band? Is it a band?
• 45:34
  Speaker 25: We don't have a band.
• 45:34
  Speaker 22: We have a DJ.
• 45:35
  Speaker 30: It's a Middle Eastern Assyrian wedding, half and half Mexican.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: That's going to go off.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I ate at a Middle Eastern Mexican restaurant last week.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 45:49
  Speaker 15: Oh, wow.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know there was one existing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: It's in San Diego. I can't remember the name of it,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: but it was like you got carne asada. Then you
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: got that, the rice, the, the, the, the middle Eastern rice.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: It was phenomenal.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: I'm in.
• 46:04
  Speaker 26: You can't say that unless you mean it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Is the food going to be stations like buffet or
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: is it going to be brought to you?
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Brought to you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 22: Don't worry about it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: I know you wouldn't want to move off the table, John.
• 46:18
  Speaker 30: It'll come to you, my man.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I like this.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Hold on a line. Hold on a line. Sierra, what's
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: the date.
• 46:29
  Speaker 27: Of your wedding?
• 46:30
  Speaker 30: 10-24-26.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, October. It's Saturday. We'll commit further out, but we
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: will commit sooner up. We're going to regroup and we're looking.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: If you're serious, we'll respond to you. We'll let you know.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: We'll see if we're all in town.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: No, we're serious.
• 46:43
  Speaker 27: We're serious, so you.
• 46:43
  Speaker 30: Let me know. All right.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sierra.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: You're so sweet.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: If anybody else wants to invite us to your wedding,
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: we didn't know what kind of food you're.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Going to have.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: And if it's buffet. Hey, Lincoln, thanks for the invite.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: We're going to regroup and see if we can all
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: be available on that day, December 19th. That's very cool.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Thanks for the invite.
• 47:03
  Speaker 30: Of course.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Thank you, guys.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you, brother. That is so nice. People are so nice, right?
• 47:08
  Speaker 22: They are.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: They're so nice. That'd be so much fun.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy, we are
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: one of them. It's John Jay and Rich.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: What are you laughing at, Kyle?
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, you guys.
• 47:22
  Speaker 26: There's this Reddit thread that's literally blowing up, and I'm
• 47:25
  Speaker 26: dying right now.
• 47:26
  Speaker 15: Okay. Okay.
• 47:27
  Speaker 26: So this person shared a story about how they started
• 47:29
  Speaker 26: a new job and they're going over all of the rules.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:32
  Speaker 26: And they throw in, oh, and also there's no air
• 47:34
  Speaker 26: fryers at your desk. And they're like, that was kind
• 47:37
  Speaker 26: of out of the blue.
• 47:38
  Speaker 12: So, of course, I had to investigate.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Now, why?
• 47:41
  Speaker 12: When they're.
• 47:42
  Speaker 26: Training in the onboard session do you have to say
• 47:44
  Speaker 26: this and apparently one guy was making wings during like
• 47:48
  Speaker 26: a zoom and like like it like started like smoking
• 47:54
  Speaker 26: and set out the fire alarm and literally like the
• 47:56
  Speaker 26: whole building had to like exit and And then so
• 47:59
  Speaker 26: like everyone else, they're like, so are we the only one?
• 48:02
  Speaker 26: Are we the only business that has like these weird
• 48:04
  Speaker 26: rules because one idiot messed it up? And all these
• 48:08
  Speaker 26: people are sharing all these different like weird rules they
• 48:10
  Speaker 26: have and the reasons behind them. So like one rule
• 48:15
  Speaker 26: was there's no fish anywhere in the building.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that's obvious.
• 48:18
  Speaker 26: And it's like someone reheated salmon every day for a week.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: People complain, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 26: No alcohol in desk drawers.
• 48:23
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Apparently, this was a big enough problem.
• 48:26
  Speaker 26: That they felt the need to actually make that an
• 48:29
  Speaker 26: official rule in the building. John, you're going to hate
• 48:32
  Speaker 26: this one, but no bare feet in the office.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's terrible.
• 48:35
  Speaker 26: Because one guy would kick off his shoes every day,
• 48:37
  Speaker 26: and apparently his feet were so bad, like HR had
• 48:40
  Speaker 26: to get involved, and they just had to do this
• 48:42
  Speaker 26: blanket rule.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: That makes it into the company mandate.
• 48:46
  Speaker 26: There was one that was, like, no changing clothes in
• 48:50
  Speaker 26: the conference rooms because someone kept using the conference room as, like,
• 48:53
  Speaker 26: their dress room before, like, dates. And coworkers walked in
• 48:56
  Speaker 26: on this guy more than once.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. That would happen here.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Do you know how many times I randomly, like, go
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: and change in random rooms here? You always have to, like,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: have a guard out for you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 49:06
  Speaker 26: And this one made me laugh so bad because I
• 49:08
  Speaker 26: feel like... Like, we would never follow this rule right
• 49:11
  Speaker 26: here on the John Jay and Rich show. No costumes
• 49:15
  Speaker 26: unless it's an official costume day.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: I want to come in costume. every day you know
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: what i mean maybe you're out of laundry the only
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: thing you have left is your halloween.
• 49:24
  Speaker 26: Getup somebody apparently wore like a full spider-man suit to
• 49:27
  Speaker 26: work because he lost a fantasy football bet but like
• 49:30
  Speaker 26: he refused to take the mask off in meetings so.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: That is a good friend right there. He doesn't want
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: to hold down his phone like that.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Hold on a second. Hold on. Reese, you got one
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: of these weird rules at work?
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
• 49:42
  Speaker 31: I'm so glad you guys are talking about this right
• 49:45
  Speaker 31: now because, like, my company has this new rule where
• 49:48
  Speaker 31: we're not allowed to bring anyone back to our, like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 31: company hotel when we're out. And this guy, he brought
• 49:56
  Speaker 31: some girl back to his room, and then the next
• 49:58
  Speaker 31: day he woke up, laptop, wallet, like, work phone, keys,
• 50:03
  Speaker 31: everything was gone.
• 50:04
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 50:04
  Speaker 31: They ended up finding it, like, they tracked the phone
• 50:08
  Speaker 31: down to the strip club. The girl had used his
• 50:11
  Speaker 31: company credit card, $ 600 at Target.
• 50:14
  Speaker 22: Oh, no.
• 50:15
  Speaker 31: So now we're not allowed to bring anyone to our
• 50:18
  Speaker 31: hotel room.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: He really had bad, just his bad move ruined it
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: for everybody.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Because what, he got robbed?
• 50:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: So one person screwed it all up.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody can have fun anymore.
• 50:28
  Speaker 22: Yeah, he ruined it for everyone. Thanks, Reese.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in. Let's do that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 22: 877-937-1047.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Let's hear about any kind of weird rule you have
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: at work because one person screwed it up. I always
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: think that sometimes when I go to certain places, you
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, it'll say, oh, don't flush. It'll say,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: only flush toilet paper in the toilet. And I'm like,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: what the hell else did people put in there? What
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: did they put down there? I don't know.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: You know there's a story behind it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Somebody threw something in there, caused the toilet to overflow,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: and they said, why would you throw this toaster in here?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: No more toasters in the toilet. We want to hear
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: your dumb rule at work. We'll talk to you next.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: It's John Jane Rich.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Two names.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Four hosts.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: And a whole lot of fun.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: Hard work.
• 51:13
  Speaker 22: Hard work.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Do it every day.
• 51:15
  Speaker 22: Hard work.
• 51:16
  Speaker 23: I get up about a quarter to three.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: We want to know your weird work rules. Mickey Ray,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: good morning.
• 51:23
  Speaker 19: Good morning.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Where do you work?
• 51:25
  Speaker 23: I am a dog groomer.
• 51:28
  Speaker 19: I actually work at Petco, and we are no longer
• 51:33
  Speaker 19: allowed to wear our headphones.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Because?
• 51:40
  Speaker 19: Because employees couldn't get along, and it's always kind of
• 51:44
  Speaker 19: been a rule that we weren't supposed to, but... They
• 51:47
  Speaker 19: let us slide on it because I work in the
• 51:49
  Speaker 19: grooming salon. You know, it's high stress. And then these
• 51:52
  Speaker 19: employees were fighting with each other in front of other customers.
• 51:56
  Speaker 19: And so they took that privilege away.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: What if we had that rule that you couldn't wear
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: any headphones? I guess that would never be a rule here.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be like they were
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: forcing them to talk and make up.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: So you couldn't block them out by their headphones.
• 52:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: The benefit of headphones, the benefit of headphones when you're
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: grooming is that you can, you don't have to hear
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: the shears and all that stuff.
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: So you got headphones in, you listen to music. Like
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: it makes sense to me that you would have headphones on.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 19: And it just like when you have a dog that's
• 52:26
  Speaker 19: misbehaving or even like the blow dryers that we're using,
• 52:29
  Speaker 19: like it just gets loud and overwhelming and it just,
• 52:33
  Speaker 19: it helps to have something in your ear.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's a weird work rule at Petco where the
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: pets go. Thanks, Mickey Ray. Thanks for calling in. Have
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: a great day.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
• 52:45
  Speaker 17: You too.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Hello, Sabrina. So Kyle found this Reddit thread. It was
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: talking about weird work rules. It's hard to say that.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Weird work rules. Do you have one, Sabrina?
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: Say it three times real fast.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Weird work rules. What's your work rule?
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 21: What do you got? No men in production are allowed
• 53:06
  Speaker 21: to use the front restroom. Only the women. If there's
• 53:10
  Speaker 21: a guy in the office, he's allowed to use the
• 53:12
  Speaker 21: front restroom because the production guys are gross.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Somebody ruined it for everybody else. They got to walk
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: all the way to the back.
• 53:20
  Speaker 21: I know who ruined it, and I was like, nope,
• 53:23
  Speaker 21: it's not happening anymore.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: And where do you work, Sabrina? What kind of work?
• 53:28
  Speaker 16: Denmark Foods.
• 53:29
  Speaker 22: I'm an accountant.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: For Denmark foods.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Denmark foods, huh? What's that?
• 53:34
  Speaker 21: Yeah, like brats. Brats and stuff you buy at Fry's.
• 53:37
  Speaker 27: Or Safeway and ground chicken, ground pork.
• 53:41
  Speaker 21: But we do a lot of brats and jalapeno boppers.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for calling in and sharing that weird
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: work rule.
• 53:49
  Speaker 21: Thank you.
• 53:50
  Speaker 22: Have a nice day. You too.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Jen, you've got a weird work rule.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 53:56
  Speaker 16: I have two. What do you got?
• 53:59
  Speaker 22: So.
• 54:00
  Speaker 16: We are not allowed to have any pens and paper
• 54:05
  Speaker 16: at our desk because of the CCPA, the Credit Card
• 54:09
  Speaker 16: Protection Act, because some idiot decided to write down a
• 54:15
  Speaker 16: credit card number and go buy a Big Mac at McDonald's.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: So you're not allowed to have that?
• 54:22
  Speaker 16: I wish I was kidding. I wish I was kidding,
• 54:24
  Speaker 16: but I'm not.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: That's so weird. You can't have any pen or paper
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: at your desk.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: So you tell me this guy.
• 54:30
  Speaker 16: We can't be writing anything.
• 54:31
  Speaker 29: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 16: So like there's like maybe sometimes there's like five minutes
• 54:36
  Speaker 16: in between calls and there's nothing to do. And so like,
• 54:41
  Speaker 16: and we have no games on our computer. And I'm
• 54:43
  Speaker 16: not like talking crap about my.
• 54:45
  Speaker 31: Job, but.
• 54:47
  Speaker 16: But just, you know, we can't do a crossword puzzle
• 54:50
  Speaker 16: or anything like that because we can't have any paper pens.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: So you're telling me this guy writes down a number
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: and you can walk into McDonald's with a number on
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: a piece of paper and say, here's my credit card.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I like a Big Mac.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: No, he put it in a digital app.
• 55:05
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Still beyond me. Beyond.
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: He just ordered it online.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, he went on the McDonald's app. Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I did that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 25: Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't get it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: No, no, that's what I was explaining to you.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: I was surprised.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: What was the other one? What was the other one, Jen?
• 55:25
  Speaker 16: We have to clock out to use the bathroom.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: That's not cool.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no kidding. Unless you're taking like, you know, an
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: hour and a half in there.
• 55:33
  Speaker 26: Someone must have. Someone must have.
• 55:36
  Speaker 16: I mean, I get it, and they don't, like, you know,
• 55:39
  Speaker 16: their whole thing is, we're not taking you to the bathroom,
• 55:41
  Speaker 16: and we have two breaks, and.
• 55:42
  Speaker 22: I get that.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Same here.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: Peyton makes us have a hall pass before we can
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: use the bathroom.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because you guys literally go, like, every five minutes.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: It's ridiculous.
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: That's a lot.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: Drink a lot of water.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: That's, like... I worked at the chick hashing place in
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: college and we're in these cages. And I remember, you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: getting paid hourly and I'd be like, I'm going out there.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hang out in here.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: For a while.
• 56:03
  Speaker 26: That's where that habit began.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Jen, thanks for calling in.
• 56:08
  Speaker 16: No problem. You guys have a good day.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Emily.
• 56:12
  Speaker 14: Hey, so my work role is just for me only.
• 56:17
  Speaker 14: My boss tells me I'm not allowed to talk to
• 56:19
  Speaker 14: the new people. So they're out of training.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Too distracting.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Too ready.
• 56:28
  Speaker 14: I don't know, but that's just a personal rule. She
• 56:30
  Speaker 14: catches me talking to them.
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: She has to go, this is about work, right?
• 56:32
  Speaker 14: And I'll have to usually just lie.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: You're like, I'm just trying to get to know them.
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: I'm showing them how to talk to customers.
• 56:41
  Speaker 16: That's how we do it here.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: That's a whole other subcategory. What is the work rule
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: for just you?
• 56:46
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I feel like most people should get fired if
• 56:51
  Speaker 14: they have a personal rule, but I don't know. I've
• 56:53
  Speaker 14: been there for like four and a half years, so
• 56:55
  Speaker 14: I think they let it slide.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: You're just being friendly.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: And what kind of work do you do, Emily?
• 57:00
  Speaker 14: I'm a bartender and server, so, you know, you got
• 57:03
  Speaker 14: to have a personality. You got to be fun.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 57:06
  Speaker 27: Thanks.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Have a great day, Emily.
• 57:08
  Speaker 16: Thanks, guys.
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Speaking of food, Rich, I thought maybe it's time for
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: food news since you just talked about food in Rich's
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: new segment, Food News.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: And now, John Jay and Rich present... Look, I mean,
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: I think as far as the innovation goes, nobody is
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: coming close to Taco Bell. And I think you're going
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: to really like this. They're teaming up with salt in
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: straw ice cream.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: I saw this.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: It's an ice cream taco, a churro taco.
• 57:44
  Speaker 26: I know, but it's sad because it's not going to
• 57:45
  Speaker 26: be everywhere. It's like for a limited time and it's
• 57:48
  Speaker 26: going to be like only a couple of the restaurants
• 57:49
  Speaker 26: have it.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, let's make it worldwide. So it's like the
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Choco Taco, Choco Loco Taco. It's a new take on that.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: May I describe it to you to tempt your temptations?
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Churro ice cream inside a crispy waffle cone shell covered
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: with puffed rice in a dark chocolate flavored coating.
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: It's $ 3.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: 99 and guess what, Kyle? Next week, available nationwide for
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: a limited time.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Limited time.
• 58:14
  Speaker 12: Try Tuesday.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, I saw there was one at the Taco
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Bell by my house, and I was like, I'm coming.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Back for you.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: And White Castle is teamed up with the Kelsey Brothers.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: They own some kind of beer, and they're doing beer
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: cheese with everything.
• 58:28
  Speaker 22: Oh, yum.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: And it's teamed up with their beer brand. So that
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: is your Food News. And now, John Jay and Rich
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: present Food News.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich radio program.