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Haters in the Building - Son of a Boy Dad Ep: 85 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Adam for Arne Show.
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  Speaker 4: It is Tuesday. It is October twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, October twenty fifth, my half birthday.
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  Speaker 4: It's Rone's half birthday. And Halloween is right around the corner.
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  Speaker 1: And Halloween's around the corner. Have you seen this? Have
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  Speaker 1: you heard about this? Give it up for a little
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  Speaker 1: sasquatch real quick. So I remember when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: I would I went out as a pumpkin for Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Rone, stop it talk about a CD costume. Very funny,
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  Speaker 4: very clever.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Have you seen the Kanye stuff
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  Speaker 1: in the news. Unbelievable what this guy's talking about. Turns
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  Speaker 1: out he hates the Jews. Look as a half Jew myself.
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  Speaker 1: Can you blame him? God? Damn it. Half of me
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  Speaker 1: thinks he's right. He doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just end the show there, Yeah he really.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get a cold open like that.
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  Speaker 4: And he was a hot start.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's some. That's that's why they had me on
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  Speaker 1: Cordon's desk.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we did. Now Cordon's going to prison for
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  Speaker 4: me for triple homicide.
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  Speaker 1: He asked for more bread and they're about to throw
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  Speaker 1: him in the fucking clink.
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  Speaker 4: Kanye is really covering his ass. Oh he's taking over
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  Speaker 4: the news. Oh he's covering Cordon's as, taking over the
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  Speaker 4: media like he's a Jew.
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  Speaker 1: They saw that Cordon was getting some fucking good pub
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, I am the true Jew.
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  Speaker 4: I'm allowed to be anti Semitic. Yes, got it?
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  Speaker 1: And you are my Jewish friend who I can claim
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  Speaker 1: and be like, I've got Jewish friends.
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  Speaker 4: Gave you half a pass? Yeah, well actually technically I
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  Speaker 4: think I only give out a quarter of a pass.
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  Speaker 1: Which so which part? What can I say?
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  Speaker 4: You can say a good amount?
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  Speaker 1: What's that app that is? Like k I k kick
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  Speaker 1: kick Yeah, I can say that without the hard.
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  Speaker 4: E yes dive into any slurs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm not going to dive into any slurs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were kind of hinting that you might.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying that I got the pass from you,
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  Speaker 1: my number one jew buddy, and I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking sweet how Kanye is talking about you guys.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's not. It's not good. What's going on with Kanye?
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  Speaker 1: Dave is pissed Dave called a tribal council. Yeah, Dave
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  Speaker 1: is pissed. Heed me last night of the office top
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  Speaker 1: He's like, we got to stick together. Yeah yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: now you guys are fucking coming in in formation in
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  Speaker 1: some nice long coats and ringlets exactly looking good. Well, mom, fellas,
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  Speaker 1: let's get information. Who else is Jewish in here? That
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  Speaker 1: that we know has a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of Jewish people in here? Big cat Dave me Kay
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  Speaker 4: Marco top three, Kay Marco.
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  Speaker 1: Marco's right there outside the Marco Jewish of course.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting. Whatever would have pegged him as a jew?
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  Speaker 1: What? Uh? Well, do you a Jewish woman? Though?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh wait, I think the boss woman might. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Nardini, that's but that's obviously a name by marriage, true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to speculate on people's faith.
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  Speaker 4: Yeahs isn't a Jew, that's for sure. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: he's going the opposite direction, bald head. He's probably stoked
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  Speaker 4: about this Kanye stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He was. He was all a buzz dude. He was
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  Speaker 1: gathering his social team around, being like, you can only
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  Speaker 1: boost it from your burners. Boost it, but keep it
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  Speaker 1: to the on the main page on the main but amplify.
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  Speaker 4: It, did you see? It wasn't like Tico trying to
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  Speaker 4: write a blog about like Kanye's to power or his
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  Speaker 4: rise to fame, like the day that all that stuff broke.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a crazy way for her to, uh
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  Speaker 1: to throw out all the good will that she's got
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  Speaker 1: right now, to fly too close to the sun. Tiko's
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  Speaker 1: in her uh, in her blue face, She's definitely crushing
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  Speaker 1: it right now. Yeah, for her to throw it all
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  Speaker 1: out the window by backing Kanye. Backing Kanye be like
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  Speaker 1: Kanye throwing out his Adidas money out the window now
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  Speaker 1: just so he could.
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  Speaker 4: I've been I've been. I've been heavy into the uh
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  Speaker 4: into the Kanye read it as of late. So that's
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  Speaker 4: really not what you would think.
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  Speaker 1: Are they disappointed in him?
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  Speaker 4: They're very disappointed. They like the old kan Ye, like
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  Speaker 4: the old Kanye. They're all like, I'm not a Kanye
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  Speaker 4: fan anymore, and I'll still listen to his music, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't support I don't like him, which is surprising
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  Speaker 4: because you would expect it to be the total opposite
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  Speaker 4: of being like, No, he's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Panye is obviously a good musician, and I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to Tyler and Jake about.
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  Speaker 4: That they've never been a big Kanye fan.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he's good at orchestrating songs. He's like a record ceo.
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  Speaker 1: He can make he can find a good rapper to
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  Speaker 1: write him a verse, and he could find like hit
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  Speaker 1: Boy to make a verse and like Raake to write
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  Speaker 1: the verse. But he's gonna bumble through it like he
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  Speaker 1: raps obviously, like he's reading something over and like he's
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  Speaker 1: always bumbling through someone else's good ass verse that they
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  Speaker 1: gave him. I'm definitely gonna rewrite my whole opinion on
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  Speaker 1: Kanye based on what the world thinks of him right
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  Speaker 1: now and act like I've always been thinking like that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I I can't really like I've really never
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  Speaker 4: been a big fan of him. I've never really The
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  Speaker 4: only album that I really listened to was the one
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  Speaker 4: what he did with jay z is it Watched the Throne,
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  Speaker 4: so it's.
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  Speaker 1: Called now every one of his albums is really fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem, eh, I mean, they're objectively good.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the dropout was decent, damn.
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  Speaker 1: So you like the old Kanye.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I ever really listened to it Kanye, his
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  Speaker 4: new stuff is what Dondo was a good album.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all good. But he's just a bad person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's where you got to draw the line. Oh he's
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  Speaker 1: nuts and he's an idiot. Yeah, he's He's a nuts idiot.
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  Speaker 1: He's the worst like thought processes of anybody I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 4: But him talking about George Floyd was like insane. It's
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  Speaker 4: like literally it was watching just an insane person speak.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, and then you know who? I thought about? Virgil?
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  Speaker 4: He's like, that's how Virgil died. It's like, what the
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  Speaker 4: fuck are you talking about? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so preposterous.
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  Speaker 4: Like if you see, if you watch the tape back,
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  Speaker 4: you can see there's actually fetanyl on the CoP's knee
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  Speaker 4: and he's rubbing it into George Floyd's neck.
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  Speaker 1: George Floyd was actively going after the fentanyl on his knee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had to do that, but they were they didn't
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  Speaker 1: even touch his neck. Yeah, and then what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 4: I saw Virgil sitting in the passenger seat of that car,
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  Speaker 4: and I thought, damn, I'm not even trying to cry
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: And even when they were like, uh, and you know
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  Speaker 1: who I saw?
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  Speaker 4: Guess pop are like Virgil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone did say Virgil Virgil.
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  Speaker 4: It was so weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he is, He's the He's the king weirdo right now.
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  Speaker 1: No one else can and actually no one's even fucking close.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think is crazier at their peak? Kanye
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  Speaker 1: West or Michael Jackson when they both got real crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't really like, I don't know if I was.
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  Speaker 4: I think I was too young to be like aware of.
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  Speaker 1: What Waschael Jackson died his skin white, got a whole
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  Speaker 1: new face and start dangling his babies out the window. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Kanye went anti Semitism, but.
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  Speaker 4: He also like, didn't he like a key like docks
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  Speaker 4: his kids school?
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  Speaker 1: Kny did, Yeah, he is he like making his own school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like his kids don't go to Donda. No. I looked
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  Speaker 1: at it. The application process is actually very easy. You
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  Speaker 1: should I heard.
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  Speaker 4: It's like filling out a job application.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody can go.
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  Speaker 4: Anyone can go, except it costs fifteen thousand dollars a
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  Speaker 4: year and it you have to sign an NDA.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet. I probably are going to have
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  Speaker 1: a good ass choir.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like on the main page of the website,
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  Speaker 4: it's like like Apple like apply about us and then
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  Speaker 4: it's just like choir, just one of those tabs. It's
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  Speaker 4: just like a choir.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely just wants a kid's choir that he can sample
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  Speaker 1: for cheap albums.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, like he could do anything with that because they're
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  Speaker 4: paying him and they and they assigned NDA's Yeah, and yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely like stealing all their likeness or if like one
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  Speaker 1: of them is a genius, he's gonna throw them in
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  Speaker 1: the songwriting factory and have him sleep in his sleeping
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  Speaker 1: bag in the studio or some shit.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, also, didn't he like it isn't like they
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  Speaker 4: like say prayers to like his mom in the beginning
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  Speaker 4: of the day or something weird like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird.
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  Speaker 4: There was some video of it that I saw on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, the dude with the god complex thinks that
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  Speaker 1: his mother's a god too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's like making all these kids. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: making his kids like pray to his his mom's name, Donda.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the year like two thousand years from now,
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  Speaker 1: that Jesus's story will just be completely conflated with Kanye's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: be like when Jesus was twenty one, He dropped out
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  Speaker 1: of college, He broke his draw ordered pancakes. He just
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  Speaker 1: sipped the scissor.
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  Speaker 4: The funniest part was the Adidas thing, and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: Adidas has no we have no place for hate speech
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  Speaker 4: and all this stuff. And it was like, didn't he like,
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  Speaker 4: wasn't he like wearing the Make America Great Again hats
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  Speaker 4: and he was saying like white lives matter and all
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  Speaker 4: this shit. Yeah he was, and like they didn't give
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  Speaker 4: a fuck about that, and he said slavery was a choice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then they're like and then like the just because
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  Speaker 4: their stock is plummeting, they he.
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  Speaker 1: Just shouldn't if he if he just didn't say, Adidas
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  Speaker 1: can't drop me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was nuts. I wouldn't have dropped it. I
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  Speaker 4: just watched that like right before the act. I watched,
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  Speaker 4: uh that clip. That was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He dropped me.
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  Speaker 4: He's like that's the thing. He's like, I can be
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  Speaker 4: anti semitic because Aditas can't drop me. And then it
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  Speaker 4: cuts and they're like, Adidas has dropped Kanye West. That
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  Speaker 4: was like five days ago. That seems like that was
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  Speaker 4: like last week. That's just such a preposterous thing to
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  Speaker 4: think I mean, I get why he thinks that if
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  Speaker 4: they was really making that much money.
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  Speaker 1: For a know, I have black friends. I can say
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  Speaker 1: the Yeah I can't, and no one can do it.
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  Speaker 1: No one can punch me in the mouth, no one
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  Speaker 1: can do anything about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's it's nuts. He's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually is. And I mean I guess he's bipolar.
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  Speaker 1: And uh wait, how about the clip of him calling
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  Speaker 1: Charlemagne or Charlemagne told the story and he was like,
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  Speaker 1: my wife is getting dicked down by a white boy
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  Speaker 1: with a tenant penis.
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  Speaker 4: You're supposed to be for the culture. Yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know that was real. Yeah, he actually said that. I
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  Speaker 4: saw like the quote, I saw the quote card of it.
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  Speaker 6: Charlat Mane said it on his show. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Conye just called me. I said that, Well, really, that's
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  Speaker 6: what the quote card is from.
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  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. That's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's getting dicked up.
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  Speaker 4: And then like Kim Kardashian came out with the whole like,
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  Speaker 4: don't be.
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  Speaker 1: Saying I love Jews. Yea, everybody is I'm not racist
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  Speaker 1: thing right now with I actually love Jewish people too, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy. We're a limited bunch. I didn't know how
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  Speaker 4: little amount of Jewish people there were in the world.
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  Speaker 1: You'd think that there were more. Yeah, with how much
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  Speaker 1: structure there is in Hollywood. Yeah, because we're fucking top dogs,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Are you guys? Do you guys
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  Speaker 1: have like Catholics as your underlings in Hollywood?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Who are the other people that are? Because there's so much,
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  Speaker 1: so many movies being made, so many producers.
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  Speaker 4: You make it to the top, are you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys just going by aliases? And there's like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of bunch of Jewish people going by different names and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, So it seems like there's more.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, when you make it to the top, it's all Jews.
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  Speaker 4: It's as simple as that. But do you know that
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  Speaker 4: that look around and you say, we finally made it?
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  Speaker 4: Who would have thought, against all the.
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  Speaker 1: Odds, there's one right there.
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  Speaker 4: Looking at one right now.
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  Speaker 1: There's a You know that British people can be Jewish?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? It makes sense?
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  Speaker 1: Is that crazy?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy? What you guys are?
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty dope. Jewish are pretty inclusive.
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  Speaker 4: The British people in bron you're top fifty battle rapper
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  Speaker 4: of all time. Yeah, from b et number one perhaps, No,
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  Speaker 4: definitely not number one, definitely number one. Dude, they don't
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  Speaker 4: they wouldn't throw you at the bottom if it wasn't
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  Speaker 4: like a if it didn't mean something.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, if you if I haven't been on like
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  Speaker 1: the battle rap reddit, but they're probably like rons on
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  Speaker 1: the list.
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  Speaker 4: No way, I've gone on that. I've gone on that.
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  Speaker 4: That's that subreddit so many times and they just suck
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  Speaker 4: you off.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah, I'm hatected because I love you,
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  Speaker 1: probably because I look the same as all the other
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  Speaker 1: dudes on there.
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  Speaker 4: No, they love you.
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  Speaker 1: The ones that hate me the most looked just like me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't see Josh Prey on there.
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  Speaker 1: I've been getting a lot in the house all that
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  Speaker 1: everybody's tweeted at him, like yo, Josh Pray with however,
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  Speaker 1: one is not like Josh Pray is like your biggest enemy, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or like this like strong hatred for Josh Prey. People
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  Speaker 1: think they're riding for me. Yeah on Josh Pray, it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 4: Like, no one has thought about that. Since that episode
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  Speaker 4: of the Act ended.
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  Speaker 1: None of us it's all the people that tweet at
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  Speaker 1: Josh Pray every calendar day of the year, which I
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  Speaker 1: literally feel bad about because I I'm just like arguing
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  Speaker 1: back and forth. That's just literally what battle rappers do.
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  Speaker 4: I think the only thing, the only way that he
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  Speaker 4: can really bounce back from that Philly is if he
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  Speaker 4: battles you and smokes you.
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  Speaker 1: Josh Pray has got a I am not kay.
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  Speaker 4: You can't be like that anymore, dude, Times.
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  Speaker 1: Of Change on Yay, Josh Pray.
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  Speaker 4: Times of Change. Brother, you know that the rap battle
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  Speaker 4: community is very progressive. Now.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks he's elite. While i'd give his top eight
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  Speaker 1: Josh Pray something something like that. I don't fucking know. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I don't do this top
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  Speaker 1: like show to shoot him in the head eight times
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  Speaker 1: or something. Dude, you really have to lie about fucking
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  Speaker 1: shooting people. But batter rap is having a little little
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  Speaker 1: resurgence right now. There's even a TV show that they're
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  Speaker 1: filming where eight battle rappers live in a house.
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  Speaker 4: Oh shit, like the Sway House, that type of thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think so and there, But I think all they
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  Speaker 1: do is argue the way that Josh Prey and I
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  Speaker 1: were arguing about who can beat each other. They just
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  Speaker 1: like that sucks standing in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like hell.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a clip of it yesterday and there were
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  Speaker 1: four people and to it they were both arguing with
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: each other at the same time.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: It was like a rhyme. They're rhyming every not.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Even rhyming, just arguing, being like, I would kill you,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I would kill you.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: That sucks as you that sounds like a nightmare.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really must be.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Yoda, you can't take the trash out. I fucking kill you. Yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: and then they're just like, I am white spitting eminem
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: bars crash out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: But you're glad that I begged you.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not quick enough to be coming up
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: with rhymes off the top like that.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, dude, don't be don't be down on yourself. You
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: had a long last weekend out in fucking Minnesota.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: In Minnesota, you want to talk about your.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Your close friends stories that you posted or no, oh
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I posted, so no, we won't
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to talk about it. What did I post something about
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the mall? Maybe? Oh?
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Did I say they should have burned them all down?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't remember.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Should they have.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I think I said that the protesters should have burned them.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: That would have unified Minnesota.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no that Uh dude, it's not like Bloomington's not great.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a shitty area. I mean, all they
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: really have is the mall.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Minneapolis is That's what you said near a story though
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: about something about Bloomington, something disparaging about Bloomington.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not great. I mean, all they have it's
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: just the mall. But Minneapolis, Minneapolis is awesome.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you get a juicy loose I did not know.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the thing that you promised you would
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: bring back that you definitely didn't bring back?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: No juicy loose.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Gap underwear?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck, I forgot.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: The last time we were at that mall, we all
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: went into the gap. We all fucking got a pair
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: of boxer briefs, stretchy, fucking beautiful boxer breeze, and you
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: promised me you were going to bring back a pair.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't get briefs for starters. I got boxer breezers.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: You got boxer briefs. Boxer briefs are like boxers that
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: are tight. Yes, I didn't get those. I would never
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: get those. Really, I don't wear that shit. I wear boxers.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You wear a loose boxers likex teve years old.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's way more comfortable. You're a grown man now,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: way more comfortable.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Your balls are just like flopping around inside.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Your fucking I have pairs of briefs, but they suck ass.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: They're so much better now. They're too tight a vacuum seeling,
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't want to be vacuum sealed. I
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: like airflow. You're fucking a direct air flu all over
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: my penis.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Brother, it's just just bouncing around, fucking flopping around there,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: like a blind guy feeling some brail that he's reading.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I get too sweaty if I wear a blind guy
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: trying to find the door of a fucking elevator, the
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: buttons on an elevator, just fucking flopping around. Dude. Tyler
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: had a funny ass thing happened to him while he
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: was in uh Burn, Colorado, Colorado. I got to Colorado
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: on Saturday. I went to a wedding during the day,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: went to Philly's game of the Day.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: You went to a wedding, Oh you flew out?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, went to Philly's game the day before, then went
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: to a wedding during the day, and then I got
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: there that night and then it was fucking dark. I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: just went to sleep. It's fucking high elevation. I needed
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: some rest. And Tyler got in that night, and uh,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: they didn't have enough hotel room for everybody.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Bunked with Maliseic.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Oh really that sucks.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: No, they sent Jake across the street to go get
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: another to like they overbooked a hotel. They sent Jake
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: across the street to find another room for himself to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: another casino, and there were no other casinos. It was
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: freezing cold. He was about to go sleep in the car,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: and then he just fucking knocked up on Tyler's room
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and just fucking he was like, I have to sleep
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: on the floor of your room, and so he was
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: just laying there with the top sheet on the floor.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And then at like three in the morning, Tyler said
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that he just saw like felt someone like pulling the
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: blankets and like getting into bed with him. Really, Jake
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: just climbed into bed and was like, let this happen.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, it was like I was like half
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: asleep and I just see like a silhouette and I
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: forgot Jake's in my room and I was like, what
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: the hell is this? And then I just see like
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: ankles pop up, so we don't like had the feet.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: And then he's like, you just need to let this happen.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: He said that in the middle of the night.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: It was like yeah, but like we got it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Was he like that sounds like he was
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: like a he was sexually assaulting you. That's what it
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: sounds like. Just in the middle of the night.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: He was down horrible, So like he took the rental
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: car out in his name, like we had to drive
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: like an hour and a half. He gets to the
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: front desk, he's like, oh, we don't have a room
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: for He was like shit, So he bought a hotel
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: across the street, but he couldn't check until eleven am,
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: so he was just home. I spot another hotel for
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: no reason. Then he he's like, can I have your floor?
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, I don't care, and then you have my bed.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: But he but I feel like going head to toe
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: is like more sus No, it's not, because then you're
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: like you're way closer to the penis, your face is
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: way closer to the penis, but.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I'd rather you'd rather be closer to the penis and
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: closer to the face. Really, face on face is gay.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: No penis on face is gay.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: No penis on face makes more sense than face on face.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was happy it wasn't face on face. I
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: didn't want to wake up little spoon to me.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: I I've had to craft with some of my boys before,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: and we set up a border of pillows.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah you should. I mean, well, if he gets him me.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: And then we still go face, we still go go
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: to face. That's how straight we are to face with
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: a border, we see it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: We we lay.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Also, we also lay on the short side.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're terrified one of your boys is
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck you. Yeah, you have to always be on dude.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You always got to be on edge around around your boy. Yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: you never know who's gonna fuck me. I wanted to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: be my boy is gonna fuck you out of nowhere?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Especially your boys. Yeah, you really can't sleep on your boys.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I ever know your boys that well, Like you could
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: be posted up in bed with them and next thing
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: you know, you're getting fucked in the ass.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And they're like, let's just let this.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Let just let this happen. Let this happen, and you're like, shit, okay,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and just then just go all right, I guess I
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: will all right, I guess I got to a right.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I guess I'll just get fucked in the ass.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: They but but if you're face to dick like you
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: guys are going, then they could just fuck your mouth,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: which is way more personal, way more memorable.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're probably gonna be a sleep No, you've
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: seen the penis now if anything is probably just resting
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: in your mouth.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Resting you just suckle on it. Rose, that's Rose, Oh stude.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: It was a terribly long drive for us to get
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: from the airport to this black Hawk casino. I got
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in the uber and the lady was away. She was furious.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: She like threw her hat down. She was like so
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: mad that she had to drive that far?
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Was it like, was it like a scheduled driver? Was
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: an uber?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It was an uber?
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: So why did she just not accept the drive?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: She said that this is the one time she's taken
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: off her glasses. She said she just saw like a
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: big ass number as far as the amount of money.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And she said every other time she looks at she
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: has her glasses on and like, wouldn't have accepted it,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: but she said, this is the one time was like,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Dude? Like, I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: have to get there. You drive for a living. Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to do?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Did you just did you offer to get out and
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: be like we'll get a new one?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: No? I told her I was going to tip her
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: a bunch of then didn't smart.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I never tip yeah on ubers, on ubers or anything anything.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Now I tip, but I don't. I don't usually tip
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: on Uber drivers. Are you supposed to?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Don't usually tip?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I know you were supposed to. I tip on uber
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: eats all the time.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: With newach, Yeah, a new breach I do every time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Never, I don't think I've ever tipped an Uber driver driver.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: She was like, I got multiple arguments with Uber drivers
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: this week, and she was like, I was like, what
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: do you want?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Like you were on your worst behavior.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I might have been.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I've never gotten an argument with an Uber driver.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Came last night. I got as we were leaving at
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like fucking we just had a long ass day. I mean,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Tyler hasn't slept since we woke up in Denver yesterday
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: at fucking five thirty Am. Tyler is really truly one.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I was on edge because, like we were just leaving
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: after the we recorded a podcast last night, and I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: got in and I fucking like closed the guy's trunk
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: and he's like, you don't.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had that before. I've had
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: that before and it pisses me off so much.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: The guy screamed at me.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. Yeah, I had a guy yellow me
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: once because I closed the door.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: If it goes up automatically, it comes in. I was like,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: every car is different. Yeah, He's like, this is a Lincoln.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: It's also just not true. And here's a lot of cars,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: a lot of cars. You can pop the trunk and
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: it pops up exactly. It doesn't mean that it goes
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: down automatically, like this.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Is a sixty thousand dollars car. And I was like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: every different car, dumb ass. He was like, this is
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: not a camera, only the camera. Oh jeezuz, the fuck
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: am I supposed to know that?
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: What an ass What an asshole he was.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And I was going back at him. Yeah, man, I was.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I was you battle him.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I was feisty, tell me you battle, and I was
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: getting really feisty, but eventually we wound up laughing about
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: the lottery prices. I recorded our conversation.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Bar Ball six five.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's even the other one who's forty five million.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: There's also a lot of money. See, we became friends
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Well, why did you record that crypt the path.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Because I was Uh, I was like texting my I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: was like on my way home, texting my wife. I
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: was like, I just got a fucking fight with his
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: uber driver.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she was like what And I was like,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: now we're actually friends. Now we're going to share the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: power ball with each other. Damn someone young like you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You you deserve that million one million just for me.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, I'll.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Give you a million dollar a little deal for him,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: but he said he's too old, he won't be able
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to enjoy it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Hundred million, he take one, that's what that's his deal.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Bad bargaining, that's the deal that he made. At least
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: squeeze out like ten.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I think he realized that he was he was in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the wrong. I was like, I'm trying my best out here.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: He also had had a bad day. There was somebody
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: who uh brought a wet dog into was uber. He said,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to smell bad.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: That's annoying. My dogs do smell bad. Do you ever
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: bring food in You can tell you they don't want
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: you to eat it, and then you eat it anyway.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: No, I do not. I've never brought food into someone's uber.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Well, dude, when you're a road when you're a road
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: dog like me, you don't have much time to eat.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That's not true. All you have is time during the day.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You literally sit around except road one hour.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: You're a road dog like me. You gotta eat when
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: you can.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You have twenty three hours of sitting.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, I go straight from the I go straight from
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: the airport. Grab a quick bite, bring it in the uber,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: munch on it, you get it. I get straight to
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: the show. I gotta do dress. I gotta do makeup
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: and dress.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta get in your costume. You gotta do wardrobe,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: and you got to put on your goofy overalls that
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you wear, your polka dotted overalls, and your wig that
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you wear on stage. He's just sick bastard.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Does Bobby Lee get naked for every single one of
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: his sets?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I'm not that comfortable with myself
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to be able to.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I was listening to a story of him on YouTube
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: today talking about his worst bomb ever Own's at Carolines.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I know he's like, got naked before on stage. I
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: don't I didn't know if that. I think that might
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: be his thing just every time he's on stage.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? I don't know if I could even
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: laugh at somebody like that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Dude, he bombed it at Caroline's in New York in
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: front of twelve people while he was asked naked on stage.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That literally sounds like night. Ris Rock was in the crowd,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock and he was like, what the fuck are
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you do in while he was naked? Yeah, this is
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: balls and fucking his ball's eye height on stage. Dude,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that's wild, just staring straight ahead at Bobby Lee's dick
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and balls.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: I guess if that's your thing.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Dude, that's a little bit too
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: comfortable for me.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he does that all the time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I just know that in that in that story he
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: said that he was naked, and I've heard stories about
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: him getting naked on stage before. Let's let's do an
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: ad Hell, yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Should we do two ads back to back.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: He could do that?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Why not? We'll do the two ads back to back.
• 26:55
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  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I am very very happy to be back in New York.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I will say that I'm home for like a month.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, Sassy's off. The road can really chill.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Road, dude, the road can just become so much. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I'm just always on the road. And you know, I said, hey,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I got to get back to my city.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: And you've been to a bunch of cities. You're seeing
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the world, but.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Seeing the world mostly hotel road place like home. You know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I went to spend a beautiful weekend in the mall
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: of America.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Did you go outside at all? What did you eat
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: while you were out there? I want to know what
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you ate for every meal.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't eat much.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I guarantee it was trash. I guarantee you didn't have
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: one good meal.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: No, I actually I think we were keeping it pretty healthy.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: If I do recall what.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Was the best meal you had, then if you can't
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: remember anything else, the.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Best meal I had was the chicken fingers I had
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: before the wait show on this on Saturday Dah Green Room.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I told you that you were eating.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Damn good fresh. She had to this nice honey mustard
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: and it was so fucking good.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Do you like the chicken fingers?
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Mos of diarrhea five minutes later.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly because they were probably double deep fried on some
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: oil that's been sleep.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: They were very deep fried.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Do you like chicken fingers that are like grounded into
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: the exact same consistency the entire way through, or ones
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that you can kind of peel and like be like, oh,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I remember that there was an animal that used to
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: be alive that was like, I like the peel ones
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: like you can there's like tendons in there, like you
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: kind of can see like the consistency of the bone.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: We're not the bone.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Why would anyone like that?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Because it's more fresh? I mean people like chicken fingers, but.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Like that just means it's more undercooked.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, like the consistency. You can cook the
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: hell out of those.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: We're gonna cook that waitress serve some damn good steaks.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yo, we did dude, this late, this waitress, I
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: like what you're I like what you're.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Not rocking off the rip? Before she even asked their drinks.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: She came by and honestly, she kind of had us
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: wrapped around her finger. She was like, all right, talk
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to me, goose and we're like, whoa, this girl's fucking
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: fire in the entire time.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Talk to me, Goose.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: He gave us a to talk to me, Goose. You
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: would have loved it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: That's top gun.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Give me us a shoulder massage. When I was ordering
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: a drill.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I hate that.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Didn't like that at all, me slapping, And then we're like, oh,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: let's give us another second. And then she came back
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: around and kind of did a bend over to like
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: talk to us, and uh, a diamond of cocaine fell
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: out of her nose, the biggest fucking chunk of cocaine
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: that I've ever.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Seen, an actual chunk of cocaine, like.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: A biggest fall fell on the floor between Tyler and Jake,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and as she walked like we all pretended it didn't happen.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: As soon as she left, I was like, we all
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: just saw that fucking snot rocket of coke fall out
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of her nose.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's so gross.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And it was sitting on the ground next to them,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like she must have been so embarrassed. But she was
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: on so much coke in this little ass town called
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Idaho Springs that there's no way that like she could
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: have given a fuck because she was so yipped up.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: She was like on so high energy in this like
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: one horse, one street, one stoplight, po dunk Town, and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: she was just off the drugs.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Dude, it was It was disgusting. That's so gross.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It was foul.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be able to eat after that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I got the meat loaf. You got meat
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: loaf at a steakhouse?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, what's wrong with you?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I just was craving meat. I've been to a.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Craved meat loaf once in my life.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I like meatloaf. And Tyler was saying that. I mean
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: he would just eat it growing up because there's a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: good way to feed the whole family.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: But my meat mommas make me loaf all the time.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I think that's why I don't like it anymore.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: My love of meat loaf doesn't come from my childhood though.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: It comes from an adult going to fucking restaurants with
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: low lights and like red chairs and shit like.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: That's probably why you like meat loaf because you didn't
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: have it low when you were younger.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Right, like a bake and wrap around it with some
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: kind of like sauce on it, and you have a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: fucking beer with it. It's like a hardy ass meal.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: It's like we would just have just straight meat loaf
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: with ketchup.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea of it is disgusting and like having
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: it served at home is way worse. Like your mom.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Like it's like anytime my mom was making meat loaf,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: The restaurant needs to be dark for me to have
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: meat loaf, Like it can't be like bright lights and
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: like fucking meat loaf with the onions sticking out of
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it or something like that. Birdles and your mom have
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: onions in it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't we might have. I don't
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: really know, dude. Meat loaf is a blur to me.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I mobviously have onions sticking out of hamburgers. What you say?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I think I blacked out all those memories.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Just disgusted by meat loaf. I mean, it's the worst word.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: It describes it perfectly though.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: It's just a loaf if it's like in the shape
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: of bread.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and there's you don't.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Even remember what meatloaf tastes like. To be honest, maybe
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I'll get some meat loaf tonight.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: See look how fast my boy changes. It's find of
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: nice just to get a taste if you can find
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a good meat loaf spot.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: But uh, I've been on a weird dinner regiment lately.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Why are you bulking up? Just for the last two.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Weeks straight for dinner every night, I've had an egg
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: sandwich in a smoothie?
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: What the home?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: What?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Every single night?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Dude? You must be like propelling yourself by how bad
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you're farting. It's probably skyrocketing your body into the.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: No, dude, it's actually like probably healthier than what I've
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: been eating for the last two years. I get egg
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: whites and turkey bacon.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Chicks in the office just bounced shit shit salute to them. Yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: our contemporaries, Oh yeah, I do do I do egg
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: whites and turkey bacon. Because you're trying to be healthy,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: So you have a bread and cheese, which you could
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: just do regular eggs and regular bacon and skip the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: cheese and the bread. You might be in the same boat.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: What do you mean just bread and cheese?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Brother, You're having bread, cheese, turkey bacon, and egg whites.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I think it is healthier than just having regular eggs
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: and regular bacon without the bread and the cheese.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: But I want the bread and the Why would I?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Why would I? I? Why would I just want to
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: eat regular baggs and eggs and bacon. I want the bread.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what you're acting like. It's hell, you're
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: being healthy. You wanting the bread makes it less healthy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: No, that's a common misconception. You know, you're a bread head,
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: so you convince yourself that any sort of carbs is
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: bad for it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You have bread brain.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: No, this is a this is a good, nice, clean meal.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: And then I get my nice fruits in with a
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: smoothie after what.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Kind of smoothie aries? And so it's probably just like strawberries,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: probably like a full cup of milk, a full cup
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: of whole milk.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: All I know is I'm not I'm eating I'm eating clean.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not having like I just can't with the New
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: York ordering food and be like I'm gonna get a
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: let's get a salad, and then it comes and it's
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: like a pound of food covered in all these different
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: oils and seasoning. It's like, just give me something plain.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Salad is a fake way to eat healthy.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, salads are not good for you. Newsflash. It's good
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: for you an egg sandwich, egg whites and turkey, bacon,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: extra bread. It's not extra bread with bread on the
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: and the inside. Convinced yourself that bread is bad for
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: you when it's not. It is, Oh it isn't. You
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: just think it is now you just think it is
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: bad for you. Meat loaf, Oh it's not.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If anything is not bad for you, it's meat.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Meat loaf is way worse for you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Meat loaf. It is not bad for you. It's the
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: fucking it's like an old person food. It's so good
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: for you because it's hot. The meat loaf.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: No on my eggs sandwich. Dude, I thought you fucking
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: loaf that it sounds gross. I can't wait to have
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: my egg sandwich tonight.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: We got to put this in a We gotta settle
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: this for fucking once and for all. What's better meat
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: loaf for eggs sandwich, and every single vote will be
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: for egg sandwich.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: Every one of the funny things you did was when
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: we were in Texas, right right when we got to
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: the first restaurant to do the Clachies, and you've got
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: like two egg sandwiches, Like, dude, we're gonna be eating
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: all bags.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, that was egg salad. Big difference. Egg
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: salad is amazing, and that was an amazing sandwich.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: You're an egghead, bro.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: That was like a nice, like home, like a homy
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: type restaurant, and they just had like freshly made egg
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: salad sandwiches on like wheat bread. Like sometimes that's all
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: you want. Sometimes you want something nice in bland, something
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: plain that reminds you of home.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That's what meat loaf is. It's literally exactly what you're describing,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: something nice and bland and plain that reminds you of home.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I guess, but like I'm thinking more just like a nice.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Homemade when we put up the pole, it has to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: be an egg white sandwich with turkey bacon versus a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: steamy bacon wrapped.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Egg whites and turkey bacon tastes exactly like eggs and
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: regular bacon.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: That ain't true, Yeah, it is. Turkey bacon don't taste
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the same, and I'm not sure turkey.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Bacon might not taste the exact same, but egg whites
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: tastes the exact same, especially if it's mixed in with
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: the cheese and the bacon. I'm not gonna be able
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: to tell any difference.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I prefer egg yolk. All it like James Corden's wife.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're able to have a heart attack, hard to
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: explode into ten thousand pieces.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: That's so rich. That's like you're just trying to propel
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: yourself towards death as fast as possible. That's so weird.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Just egg yolk. You think egg yolk is good unhealthy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: But you think that bread is like the fucking base
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: of the food pyramids.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: The only thing that's bad about bread in your mind
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: is that it has carbs in it doesn't like the crust. Yeah, carbs,
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: you need carbs for fuel. Carbs make you sluggish? No,
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: carbs could you energy? They do the opposite of making
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: you sluggish. You've just convinced yourself that they make you sluggish.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Do basketball players have a big plate of pasta before
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: they go in the court.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: No, but I'm not going on the court. I'm eating
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: my dinner to lay in bed for them.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't need energy, so they don't get Yeah,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: because it makes you sluggish because you're eating all that
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: breadh It slugs you out.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Now, So you couldn't be more wrong.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking touch bread ever.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not true. You just told me you had
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: a jelly donut right before this. I know, so fucking
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: frisky cream. It's like Nive cookies, saleries, I know, seven
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: hundred grams of.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Cars so fucking good. Do you fuck with the English muffins? No,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you're so good.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I don't fuck with English muffins because that's why my
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: mom used how sick of my exent? Which is on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Really, but it's fucked up when parents try to make
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: their kids eat healthy because it ruins them eating healthy
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: later on in life.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Oh no, my parents did not try and make me
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: eat healthy, like we ate healthy. But I'm like, I
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: just didn't have a good balance of nutrition like I
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: would have. We would just eat like a big ass
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: plate of pasta for dinner, so just blend and I'd
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: be like that was healthy. And you're like, dude, that
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: was only carbs, no protein.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Well I thought that's what you like.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: No, because I'm having turkey, bacon and eggs, which are
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: both protein. You need a mix. You need a mix
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: of protein, carbs and fats. So if you had so
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: all have my protein and my carbs and there's a
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: little bit of fat. I believe in cheese, and then
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I'll throw down some almonds after some healthy fat. That's
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: what I did last night. It's a perfect balanced meal.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Eating almonds for a dessert.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Love almonds. Smoked almonds, Yeah, fucking amazing.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: With Are they salted on the outside? Yeah?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucking too much salt too, No, dude, it is.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: And if anything, I've earned that salt because I'm not
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: having the real bacon and the the real egg.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You could have just had the real bacon and the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: real egg instead of trying to fucking fiend for salt
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: like you're frank.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: A for salt I could eat. I could eat lightly salted,
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: lightly salted almonds. You probably wouldn't know nothing about that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I like to knock all the salt off my almonds.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I like to put my almonds all in a sifter
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and fucking shake it until all the salt.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Just buy the raw almonds now, I.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Just strip them down myself. Yeah, close a little flavor,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: because then I look at all the flavor that I've
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: sifted off and I'm like, ah, I'm fucking twenty three
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: grams of salt. Uh more healthy?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: That sounds stupid.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: We should whip ass around this office. More. Yeah, we
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: should fucking start cracking cracking heads.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: You get gas in here with the guy in blue
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: that gas gas. Oh damn, And he's probably listening right now,
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: deciding whether or not he's gonna fire.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: You, fire me. They just just resigned five years. They
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: just you and like eight other people's.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Resigned for a ten year contract, resigning season books that
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: they want me until I'm thirty at least.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, what are you gonna do with all that money?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You just got the fucking million dollars worth of game bag?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: How funny was that fucking video of million dollars.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Worth of game It was the funniest video of all
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: And I was in a big Gillian Wallow binge this weekend,
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: so was I. They're so funny.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I can't get enough of it. And it's like unintentional
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: but intentional, like, yeah, they just signed a long new
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: contract with barstool.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: The video was intentional. No, he was actually crying, I know,
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: But do you think like it was intentionally fine? Like
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: obviously the Rick Ross thing had to be intentional.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rich forever.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I think I just picked way too long of a
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: song and didn't know what to do, so we had
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: to like wallo back.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I saw people with that theory. But I think that
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: he picked a long song on purpose, Like they could
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: have fucking cut the video from the beginning, they could
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: have jumped ahead. I think they wanted that build up.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I think that the video was the perfect link.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: That's why I love Did you see people commenting being
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: like they didn't even read the contract? It's like, what
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: do you guys think? Someone just threw the contract in
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: front of them right then You're like, so you're not
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: even gonna have like a lawyer. Look this over.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: They didn't even film themselves reading the Yeah, it's.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: A one minute video of them signing it. His name, Yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: every day we stack. Also why I love that because
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: why have you ever signed a contract that's paper, the
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: sign it on paper and then like mail it to barstool.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know it all.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: I've always just been digital.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: What was that Mas reply? Yes, and I'm locked in
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you doc? You do a doctor sign and just sign
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: it on.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Your reply and I say, sounds good.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: The thumbs up emotions thousand dollars a year, Okay, just
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: like the comment I do the automatic reply okay, got it,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: exclamation point.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: And it and a confetti pops up.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That the fact that they had like the big
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: saucer on their like what is that? Wick? Did they
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: even get that the barstool saucer on their table? Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: we need a saucer like that, like a cake. They're
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: just making out with their new answer new Ansterdam million
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of game.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I call it three cars a piece and they
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: were flexing them all. Gilly had like the best option
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: of all times, like rest in peace to the parking lot.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Lot?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: What did did? Did they actually get a hundred mil?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Or?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Is that a rumor?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I believe that's a rumor because uh who said they
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: did the comments on it Daily Loud. Yeah, but that's
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: based on the comments on.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Oh the Daily Loud is all factual.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure they were crying. They got so
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: much money.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Had to have been a lot of the money.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: How much money would make you cry?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I do think you're capable of a cry.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not capable of joy of excitement.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can cry from like feeling terrible, I could
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: see that, but oh yeah, I see you crying from
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: fucking loving life so much that you're overwhelmed and fucking like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Just I don't think I've ever even come close to
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: crying from joy.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I almost cried from joy when the Phillies won this
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: playoff series and I just started watching round one.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: You didn't even watch Round one. I was with you,
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: and you watched like you weren't even watching the game.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: No, it was on the other TV.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: No, you weren't watching.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Fuck, you're a fake ass Phillies fan. You might have
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: watched game what was that game? Five? Six, seven? Hey,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: it was in game seven.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: For the World's series. I'm making my prediction now, Phillies
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: and three.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, that's not possible.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Phillies in three games? First ever? Pack it up. Print
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking shirts. That's a good prediction, Dude, print the
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: fucking shirts. Phillies. He's in three.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: That's a good prediction. I like that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Phill He's in three.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Are we going to the game?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Should we?
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: We should go?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can go to the one on
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Halloween because I got a record with my buddy Pat Beverley.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Well, Halloween's on Monday, and that's.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: When the first the game three of the Phillies is
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Joey Camasta. What's up, Joey?
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Do you got any Halloween plans? Anything spooky happening?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I actually just got invited to two Halloween parties this
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: on Saturday.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Damn. I haven't been invited to any. Want to tag
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: long till one don't have friends.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: There's one on from five to eight on Saturday, and
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: then there's one after that karaoke costume karaoke.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: And you know that's right up my alley.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Well, what would you be a little bitch?
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Freddie Mercury.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: That's not even that's not even funny. They don't call me,
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: you know, I take offense to that, so I don't know.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: So now the thing is, actually I don't really play
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: like that. You call me a bitch. I had that
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: as disrespect.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I said what I said, brother, Oh if you have,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I was struggling with. I didn't have a costume.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: By not going to any Halloween parties, you know, I'm
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: going to be getting up all around the city, getting
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: my sets in, getting my grind in. Halloween's a little
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: uh elementary for me.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what you'll get to an age where it's
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: actually it'll be sweet again for you? You know what I mean.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: You're just kind of jaded with how the world isn't
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: what you thought it was.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, I actually like, I went to a Halloween party
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: last year.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Oh so it is for you?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Well, I was much younger than how much younger? I
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: was much younger.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: How much younger were you last Halloween than miss Halloween?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Brother?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I was so much older than dude. My wife got
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: a younger than that. Now, my wife got a Joe
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Exotic Little Dylan.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't know anything about it. I sure wouldn't we
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: all go with Bob Dylan.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: He'll be dope. What would you wear?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Get a wig? Why?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I don't didn't he have the same hair as you?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: No, he'd curly hair.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Oh Dad, orderline? If people would never know that it
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: was you. My wife caught a Joe Exotic costume. I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, that's two years ago.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: You tell her to return it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: She she just showed a picture of it ordered from Amazon.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Oh you where that?
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Now She's gonna get flamed, dude, she can't order a
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: good husband.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: You would I did? I told her.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, that is I mean, save her from
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: the humiliation. You'll have to wear one of these Roman gladiators.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cossumes instead of it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Damn it? What is it?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: You should get? You should get like weirdly mad about that.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Like hold it up like it's like some dudes underwear.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Hell is this?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Can't fucking deal with this right now?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: How are people gonna take you? Seriously? They came out
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: during COVID it was the costume of the year two
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: years old.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Punch a hole in the wall.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just whip out your Ferbie or your
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: tickle me Elmo? The oldest trends possible? Might' you be
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: a pet rock? I uh?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I think last year I went as like Jake from
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: State Farm and I just wore a red sweatshirt because
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't. I wasn't gonna do anything. That's corny too, Yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: it's very corny.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna do anything. And then Owen was like, hey,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: why don't you come to this? That's usually how a
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: thing I get invited to the thing. People are walking out
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: the door.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Who Who's that? It sounds familiar as why, I'm just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: trying to remember where I can't put a face to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the Nate.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: I know, bro fault back.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Fucking missed that guy, man. Yeah, I'm having a hard
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: time coping ever since Owen's out of my life. Now,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I've been lashing out, getting angry, screaming at uber drivers.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been crumbling pretty hard.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I just missed my guy.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this weed.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: So this is hallow weekend correct acts. Yeah, I'm probably
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: gonna h I had some spots at the stand, late
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: night spots.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: The place could have been great, man, One am stand
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: used to be fucking incredible.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pumped, dude, I haven't been there in a while.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Could have been my friends, right, come to see see
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: all my forty year old friends.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Your forty year old gay friends.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I'm actually very excited, dude.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: I haven't been a New York kid in the weekend
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: in over a month.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Those guys fucking enough for the both of you. Oh yeah,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: your forty year old gay friends.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: My forty year old boys.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: They fuck every time I come to the stand. Sass
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: introduced me to a new forty year old who leads
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: with his body count. He just is like, yeah, I've
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: actually fucked fifteen hundred guys in the last ten years.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I've fucked and sucked my way through half of Lower Manhattan.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: That is usually how it goes. I've had that conversation
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: so many times. I am you know, have I introduced
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: you to my boy who fucks and sucks a lot?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: That's lame as fuck fucking That's always been something that
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I've thought is so corny.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: But when dudes are like, yeah, brod fucking yeah, man,
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I was fucking laying it down the other night. You
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: know how it is, It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: You're thirty seven? The hell are you talking about?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Actually got some nice snatch last night?
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: You should have seen her, dude, She was begging for it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: What Yeah? What's another dude's response to I know? Oh?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Hell yes, dude, I'm getting horny just thinking about that.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: You if I jerk off?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you mind?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: If I touch my oly shit? Dude?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: And I bet you just fucked so well.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You're describing it so good that I actually want to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: touch myself through the pocket of my pants right now?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Do you mind? Do you mind? If I not from
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: your memory too? Can I put that in my spank bank.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: After the age of eighteen, you should not talk about
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: sex anymore.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, Once you have sex, it's like being in
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the end zone. Yeah, act like you've been there before.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: You can't be celebrating every touchdown, Dude, did you see
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: that touchdown I just scored?
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Gave Davis would never pull that shit, dude, Gabe Davis
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: is a humble man. He scores a touchdown, he doesn't
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: even brag about it.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes you guys. Actually, I listened to the episode.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I thought it was really funny when you.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Guys talked about your time baby Davis.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was funny. You guys seem like you
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: had a fucking time of your life. Man.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I've been what I had, like Rochester the
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: week before that, and then I did Buffalo, and then
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: I did Austin, and then I did Minneapolis and now
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I'm home, and boy am I happy to be home.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: You have a big brand in Denver, like everything with
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Sasquatch out there.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm pummed to do Denver. I don't
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: know when I'm doing any of those places, but Denver's
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: one that I'm after Boston. I'm doing Boston early February.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: This Uh yeah, this guy's trying to get me to
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: do a meeting. Oh Rob, I gotta tell him I
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: can't do it.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I'll get you afterwards. I just have to finish up
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: in here first.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Freaking unbelievable people, it's real.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not leaving, it's real?
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Or are you fucking with me?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: What's real that I just said I can't do a
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: meeting with someone else because I'm recording with you. Are
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: they pulling you out of the They're not pulling me.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I gotta fucking talk to.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Someone, dude. They're not pulling me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: First, you start making me put the show out on Wednesdays,
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: and now you're trying to pull me away from.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Baking you dude, Yeah, you're the one who set this
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: trend in motion because you came back after you laid
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: on the bathroom floor in the fucking Buffalo airport for
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: eighteen hours three weeks ago. We had to put a pist.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Told me much more controlled. Now. Now you eat egg white, Oh,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: eat egg whites and turny bacon, and then I drink
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: seventy beers from a Thursday to Saturday.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I have self controlled.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Now keep Bacon's a little bit of a health kick.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Been eating healthy, been drinking less.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you lost about fifteen pounds, but that was just
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: your haircut.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, dude. I'm pumped. I got a haircut.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so pumped. You got a haircut.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: My hair got long fast.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. The only reason I'm on on this podcast
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: with you is because you have this like heart teen
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: heartthrop thing going and the teen's stopped fucking with you.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, you have a teen throw a thing going too.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: My little sisters that all of her friends in high
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: school are obsessed with you.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: That's not true. They all got like posters of you
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: on their wall. Probably just know I spit bar like
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: thirteen too.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Just battle in the mirror.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You got a lot of thirteen year old fans, dude, they.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Love battle rap. They probably just know that my fucking
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: arms are heavy and my knees weak and my palms
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: are sweaty. Now they're more into like the into like
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: the deep the deep cuts, Big Tea. That's not a
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: deep cut, Bro, that's viral, Bro, Sharon, that's fucking do
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you throw me? Do you throw me? Lance or fucking
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: u Credo. Those are deep cuts. Bro dude.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: They're big lance in Fredo fans. My thirteen year old
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: sister came out to me and she was like, have
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: you has Ron battled Lance? I battle this Rone can spit,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: but that guy who I mean, Lance is good.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I battled the dude Lance. This guy Lance was just
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: like this little like cross eyed battle rapper. And he
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: was like, what do I gotta do to get you
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to me?
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Like do I gotta buy buy some pizzas for your
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: frat house? Like I'll pay you cash or something like that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, whatever, I'll do it or and uh,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: And he just never paid me the money that he
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: was supposed to pay, like the league was gonna pay
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: me and then he was gonna pay me to do
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: it as like a favorite. And he just like never
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: paid me the money or anything.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's probably why didn't battle this. Probably didn't
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: pay you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, he knew he was gonna get smoked. He
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: like asked to.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Get wanted to do it to like bump bump him.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to get some publicity on it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I get it, I get it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: He was cousins with a lot of a bro It
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was fucking crazy time in battle raup man. Damn you
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: know a lot of A's cousin from Long Branch, New Jersey.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I've lived a million lives sees.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: I've been around the world twice, met everyone.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Once, shucked to everyone twice. I'm a titty fucking sucker.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking I slept with a.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Frog man.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Window between me and another frog man. Titty sucking motherfucking
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: truck drive and son of a bitch, fucking frog man.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I've eaten the chicken fingers at every comedy club and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: spit boogies out my nose at steakhouses in Colorado.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: I've sucked and fucked every mother fucking motherfucker once, met
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: everyone twice, and I drive a motherfucking truck. And I'm
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: a goddamn frog man.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I fucking dressed up like Jake from State Farm. I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: drag up like Drake from State Farm and the Tiger King.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a tiger king rock man. I'm a tiger king.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Jake from State Farm wearing red shirt, motherfucking
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: American og man. Yeah, shit like that, like that, some
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: shit like that, dude, Let's do two more ads. I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: like doing ads and twos too. Don't like my women
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: single I like my chicks and twos. Drake said that
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: one time.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: I know, bro, it may not mean nothing to y'all.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: What is that song?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: But I understand nothing.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Not that one. What's the one that you were just saying.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: I like my chicks and toos? Baby, same circle.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I've been stuck to you like glue. It's it is.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It was bedrock. My room is a geez But.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: No it isn't. I like my coler.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Tyler's straight, Tyler.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: It's it's the little.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: Right above it, right above it, right above it, right away.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, set me straight. Yeah, rock is the grocery
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: may not mean nothing to y'all.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: That's not right above it, is it?
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: I think so?
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I want this ship forever Maine.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Carrying this in the building. Now that sounds a banger.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: My real friends never hearing from me, fake friends right
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: the wrong answers on the mirror for me. They made
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: a pick and choose. I got my shit confused. I
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: got a serbs a small circle. I'm not with different crews.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: He made that whole verse about the movie slum Dog
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Millionaire and like the song has lasted more than some
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Dog millionaire last that's a fucking heater slum Dog, Millionaire,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Bollywood Flow and Drake is the man.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: If you ain't running with it, run from it, motherfucker.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: All right now, somebody show some money in this bitch,
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: and I got my bees with me like some honey
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: in this bitch, you dig I got my gun in
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: the boot person.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I don't bust back because as I shoot first.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there?
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Pal?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: you guys.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me, Motor Pink Whitney.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: See it fellas I.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Invented the thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: that was actually funny as fuck. That's where KB was
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: wearing that dumb ass head.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Does account size mean how much they're paying? Yeah? Damn
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: alright to raise throw in that bag around.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I like how you say it?
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: God damn shady raise.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Oh goddamn ridge.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: Hey, this is Ria from Chicks in the Office and
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: this season we're heading home for the holidays with Abercrombie
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: and Fitch. We all know our calendars are about to
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: get chaotic for NonStop plans. Abercrombie has the pieces to
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: curate your perfect seasonal wardrobe. Sweaters and denim for casual plans,
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: party dresses for nights out, and comfy matching sets for
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: everything in between. Keep the chaos cute this season in
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: Abercrombie shot their new holiday outfits in the app, online
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: or in stores.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Uh could get a PPP loan, dude, I should have.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: My biggest regret about the pandemic is not getting a
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: PPP loan.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seems like.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: They were given away.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: They were giving out a lot of cats.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: They were giving away billions of dollars and you didn't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: have to give it back. In retrospect, I should have
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: just made an LLC and been like, hey, I actually
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: need fucking.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Two point four million. Yeah, I want to get an LLC.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Why do you have one?
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get one.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's a good way to like expense
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: your dinners on the road.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Is you could expense everything, dude? If you if you're
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: like A, I don't know if I can do this
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: because I have a full time job, but I think
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: it's your full time job. Is stand up? You can
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: expense every We can expense your house.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You know your house is where you write Yeah, it's
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: your house is actually your office.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You can be like, oh I had to buy
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: these shoes to go on stage. Yeah, otherwise literally can't. Yeah,
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: like I needed this out to costume. Yeah, I needed
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: this costume for stage.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I mean ballerinas can get their little toe shoes expensed
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I like how we're saying expense, like, yeah,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: it's a tax, write it off. Yeah, Like the government's like, yeah,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: our finance department within barstool, like all.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Of your ubers right off plane tickets, right off shit,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: hotel room, write that shit off. Hell yes, well your
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: homeless would be easy as fuck.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I listened to Kiltony. It seems like half the
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: people going on they're are like, yeah, she live in
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: my car.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah they are. They're all they all moved out to
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Austin to like follow Rogan.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I know he has people followed him like Moses in
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: the desert.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: I know. Apparently his new club is is almost done.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be done in like January. I think they're
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: New Year's Eve is the kickoff date. Apparently it's in
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: an old porn theater. What the way, that's just Rogan?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: What an edge lord?
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Guy loves porn. Yeah, there's one thing about Rogan, it's
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: he loves porn. I heard you can still smell the
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: nut in the room. Oh yeah, I heard that the
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: it lingers like as bestos. The fucking dude not smell.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Owen was showing me this video yesterday. I forget who.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I forget who the guy is that made it. But
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: they did like a twelve hour podcast, like impersonating, like
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: a Rogan episode, and it's so fucking funny.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: For twelve hours.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, where did we meet that guy? And
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: like it must have been at the store. And then
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: they're like talking about some dude, Like I forgot the
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: guy's name was like Kevin or something, and Rogan's like dude.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: And he was so fucking funny, big too, a big
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: motherfucker in the green room. On stage, he was so
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: fucking funny. Kill Tony's the best show in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: just say that shit over and over again. It was hilarious.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: That's funny as fuck. I love a nice lampooning. I
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: hope to lampoon someone someday.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I would like to lampoon I think I got to
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: get back on my lampoon shit.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I think we got to beat someone's ass. Maybe the
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: aud his axe, right, fucker right, crazy bastards. Probably the
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: good folks over at Ridge wallet.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: I had to guess that's Ridge. Is that a Ridge team? Hey,
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: my God, send us over some burnt titaniums.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Guys, Seriously, how about a keyholder for my boys ass?
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: When I got a key holder for my fucking cocaine key,
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: I used to shoot cocaine up to my nose.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Were that what you're doing in Minnesota?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: A lot of coke? I've been on the coke heavy
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: these days. That's what they were warning me when I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: wake up. Right when I go to bed, Francis told
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: me that.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, Sas has been doing a little
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: bit too much coke on the road. I was like,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I thought you just looked skinny because he was working out.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think people believe that I actually don't do
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: any drugs. I just drink a lot of alcohol. Yeah,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: the idea of drugs doesn't appeal to me at all.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Well, you just don't see your comedy heroes doing the drugs.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: So if you saw them doing oh no, I do,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you would follow, oh you do?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: People are doing cocaine all the throw in the scene.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Who are your heroes that are doing cocaine? Scene?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Rat in the scene? Everyone's doing rating sniff in the scene.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Come on, I mean, I say, hey, guys, done for me.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Everyone's off though, whizz ach I said.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: The only thing that's going up into this noose is
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: some good old oxygen. What I'm talking about.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: When we got to Denver, they had a canister of
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: oxygen in my room.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was just that stuff does not work
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I know. My heart was beating through my chest.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: But you guys weren't even somewhere where the altitude's that high.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Was it like five thousand feet? It was eight thousand, Oh,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: eight thousand's pretty high. Yeah, yeah, you might need it
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: for that.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: My heart was pounding for chest. I would just like
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: walk like down.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Their hands when I got in, My hands were tingling bad. Yeah,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Or I was just like walk light headed down.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Or even this morning, I was like trying to work
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: out and I was still super lightheaded from just coming
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: back from there. How long is that shit?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that I don't know if it
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: works like that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, right, just be sick.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I think as soon as you get back to sea level.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: You're fine.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I know. I think I had a like post traumatic
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: stress disorder from the high altitude.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: I was at eleven thousand feet and tell your ID
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: and oh boy, that was bad. Always got a one up.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: He said, yep, you just crushed. Actually at the peak
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: it's like fourteen thousand and that was like my buddy
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: was like trying to get up to the top and
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, hey man, I can't do this. I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to die.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that new Netflix documentary about the dudes
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: that were climbing Everest in the or the earthquake? I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: started it. Yeah, it's kind of fucked. It is fucked,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: but it's kind of sweet though.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool. I started it. I'm not. I haven't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: really made much progress. I've been in a big always
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: sunny kick as of late in Philadelphia.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah really, I mean I've seen the show obviously, but
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: it's so fucking funny. I know the one dude went
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to the same high school as me.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Which one Mac mac Achadelic.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember what do we ever go to Max tavern On? Uh?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: And now we went to the one next to it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: We went to Patty's, Saddie's. We didn't go to Max Tavern.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Max is the one that he owns under twenty one,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: then Patty's is the one that's based on Yeah, I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: was under twenty one and the dude, I can't believe
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: I was going out with you while you were under
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: twenty one getting multiple IDs taken.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: It was all your fault.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: You got three.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: I yeah, because it was like, I don't know if
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: this bar is gonna let me in. There's seventeen security
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: guards and there's a line. Usually that's all the signs
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: of not getting in with a fake ID. And you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: were like, dude, you're gonna be fine. And then I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: and then I'll go and get humiliated. Humiliated.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Well, the one guy slapped the fuck out of I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: thought that was.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: A little bit much hard up. And then I call
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Row and I'm like, hey, dude, I'm outside still. It's like, oh, okay,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: we're probably gonna have a couple.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Just stay there, just sit outside. We'll be out in
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a couple of beers. And I'm
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a little bit cold and chain smoke. I was like, well,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: just how about that sweatshirt I bought you? Why don't
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you just throw that on?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: No, I would never. I'd rather freeze to death, I know,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: and wear that sweatshirt, a beautiful orange sweatshirt. I was
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: walking around yesterday after the wet wheel soaked, and you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: still didn't take it, asking if anyone had to sweatshirt
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I could borrow, and you had that one on your desk,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm not putting that one on.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You're such a piece of shit, dude, You're a literal
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: piece of sod.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: I'd rather walk around shirtless than wear that sweatshirt.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Someone sent me a picture of your shirtless.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: I can't be.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Let me show you it.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: What is it? A picture that I posted already? No,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: a picture of me shirtless.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: It was from like across the street and you're in
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: your bedroom by the window.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: I don't like that at all. Is that real?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I guess they like fucking we're watching you or something
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: like that. They're like watching you from Afar or some
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Let me find it too much.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. Yeah, dude, I have
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: that picture. It's on my Instagram. Yeah, well, fucking.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Jacked in it, I know. Why don't you just run
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: with that picture? You look like you're so scared to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: fucking post post shirtless.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: In that one, I was the most jack I've ever been.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just get back to that jacked?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Because I'm covered in a rash right now all over
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: my body, and every time I work out it it
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: explodes into multiples. Every every bump multiples into multiplies into
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: another one.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: You have body dysmorphia, But so.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Do I know, dude, this is not body. I'm covered
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: in a rash. What do you not understand? People do
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: say are like they can't understand this. Some dudes dming
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: me yesterday and he's like, dude, you really won't take
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: your shirt off because you have a fucking rash. It's like, dude,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: it's not like. It's not like I have a little
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: egzima on my shoulder. My entire torso is covered in
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: like blisters and red bumps.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that it stopped. Wear your shirt stuffed.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: It doesn't go on the face.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: That's insane. I know. That's so lucky.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: No, it doesn't go on the face, doesn't go on
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: the hands, it doesn't go it really doesn't go below
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: the torso.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: That's so lucky. It's going away it's like it's like
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: the excuse rash for never having to take your shirt off.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It kind of sucks because it sucks
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: because I got prescribed to this like prescription cream, steroid cream,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: and then like this like prescription Clratan, and it like
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: started going away.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Clareitan, the allergy medicine, Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Just help with the itching. And and it started going away.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: And then I kind of like eased up on everything,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: like I'm supposed to moisturize twice a day, take cold
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: showers like all that, and I kind of eased up
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: on it, and I was getting back into the hot showers.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: It wasn't I was missing my claretin, wasn't using the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: steroid cream. And then it it just bloated. When I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: was in Austin, it was probably the worst ever by
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: that heat down there, the humidity or maybe the bats
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: heat actually helps it or heat doesn't help it, but
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: the sun helps it a lot.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Oh and you don't get any sunlight in New York.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like sometimes the sun scares the fuck out
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, like a day walker during the day,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Like I walked into a patch of sun and it
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: fucking like like close my eyes. I know there's too much.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: It sucks. Did you see?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: I know?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Did you see that after today the sun is not
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: going to set. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to after six o'clock.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Until March twelfth.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: So depressing.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: That's literally like you have to sign up for five
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: full months of depression.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: It sucks so much, dude, I'm just gonna be I've
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: just been walking home in the dark, listening to some
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Springsteen like a working man.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: What kind of songs?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: The working men are walking home.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: With your hard hats. Yeah, just in a line eat
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I mean workingmen do eat egg sandwiches. Yeah, it is
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the sandwiches. I told you.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: I'm in the deli every morning with the working men
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: and we're all pissed off ordering our egg sandwiches.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: When whoa you? Boss?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I asked for no sesame seeds.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Boss.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Some kid came into the into the store today and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: did that?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Was he serious? I mean New York accents.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: Boss, and he's like my age.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck you're saying? Which is fire?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: No, forget what he asked. He asked for something, but
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: he literally we tea waste.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Too much tomatoes. I did't aste for Lettuce.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Boss, I said, no, Lettuce.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: That's the New York accent. They're actually all snakes. Yeah, Boss, it.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Is awesome though being in there. Do you got to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: get in there early and started hanging out with the
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: construction workers. I know, whereas all we're brawling twenty because
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: we're all pumped up on our fucking sugar free red
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: bulls and they're all trying to slim down.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: They're all like wearing cool like or just like a
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: nice pair of jeans with like their fucking big as
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: upper bodies. They're fucking homophobia that will never leave them.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Oh no, they'll pass down to their children. We go
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: in NYE was actually on do Something.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And we're usually just talking, Bruce, we're talking Springsteen.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: What songs have you been listening to?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Uncle Land?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: What's a lyric that sticks out to you? The Rangers
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: had a homecoming in Harlem late last night? The fuck
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: does that? What does he even mean by that?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Is that a?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: Never mind?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I thought it was will Smith's wife. I think it is.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Isn't that Willow?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: It's Jada.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Isn't that Willow? Oh it can't be. I'm like pretty
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: sure it is.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: No, it's not she has a shaved had two. What's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: not she has alopecia. Will Spice would slapped the phobo.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: Willow has has a shave. That's that's not her as
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: it is. You think, who the fuck is?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Where is she going?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: It's coming in to going Tico, Texas.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Oh is that where they're going? Okay, talk about hijacking
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: a Look.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: It's definitely not Willow. Why she's in her goth era.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: But that girl's kind of been her goth era too.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Are you gunning for the right?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there is then more goth than a trench car,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: slip wrists, trench code. But you know what that means?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Guns under there?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Or a skirt. If you were a skirt, that
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: means you have the forty five under there you Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: you got to stick under your dress.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: Whereas a dress to get made fun of, only to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: shoot people with the AKA hit, only.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: To get caught on a Rico charge. Speaking of Rico,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: freezous surf, gotta free the homies.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're locking up everyone. Future got locked up too,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: didn't they.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: He has a case building against him.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: I guess they better not take Future for me to bro.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: They better not get Jay Prince I'm in Canada, fine
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: with them taking Future. Oh no, you did not just
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: song as I got codine crazy.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: I'm good. No, Bro, you know a song I need?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: You're you want them to lock up Hendricks? Bro, No,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: sounds like you do. You just said you wouldn't care
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: if Hendricks got locked up.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, I would definitely care.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit, like.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: The top point one percent of Future listeners for three
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: years straight.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. But I think Cooley was also in that. You
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: definitely have us.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: I think that's all you gass there, lies because I'm
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: in the top. I was top point one percent of
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Bob Dylan listeners, which I feel like a lot of
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: people listen to Bob Dylan.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: But you fucking love him, sass.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Whatever a lot of people do.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: He's your fave and you listen a lot. You're always
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: walking home.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: I'm listening to music, Bro. I'm a big music guy,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: kind of a music junkie. I would I would describe
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: myself as a road a junkie, and a and a
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: and a music junkie. Yeah, and an egg junkie and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: an egg junkie. I like eggs.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: You love the whites.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: I'm just always on the road, crushing eggs.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, loving the Whites and the a Dylan. I uh,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I saw that Francis threw his name in the ring
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: for Dave Portnoy's news show All That too.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Fuck about you're thinking about throwing your name in there?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Be cause I threw it in for you.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: I emailed Dave and I said, Ron I told you.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I said Rone needs another podcast.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I emailed Dave and Gas and I said, I want
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: to be the one person whose name is not on
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: this list, but I heard Dave might want to do
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: it for you. He said it would get numbies.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Did he really Yeah?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: He said that him and SaaS would get numbies together.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: And Dave would break the internet. People aren't ready for that.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking I feel like you have to know so much
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: about barstool, Like you have to know like what this
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: person's like significance, Like Eddie would always be like yeah,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: like this guy's like working on this thing.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: It's like, how do you even know that? That's just
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: because they've been here for so long? How long has
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: he been here? Eight years? I don't know, nine years
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: or some shit. So crazy, dude, I can't imagine being
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: at a company for that long.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't imagine doing anything for that long because
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: you were Fuck, that's half. My longest thing you've ever
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: done is but to grade school. Yeah, the only thing
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: you've done is be alive. I can't imagine what that's like.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: And even then that's been a struggle.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus, dude, Jesus fucking Christ.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Start making some more fucking money moves. I gotta talk
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I know, we need to fucking cake up. After I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: talked to you, dude, did you see that Walla's original
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: video of him being like, yeah, out of the penitentiary
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: three days ago, we pumped here's my one thousand dollars
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: that I got. I'm gonna turn this into a thousand,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: into one hundred thousand, into a million, into ten million.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: And now he's actually rich.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Now he's actually rich as fuck.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: And he keeps on being like, if I can do it,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and then you can do it too.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I kind of believe him.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: You do.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I actually believe that you can do it. But I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: don't believe that a lot of people could do it.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's as attainable as he's making it
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: seem to everybody. Else.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Ye, you're right. I think it's more attenable than what
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: he's even saying.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: And he's letting on extra.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: Dad asked for a forty thousand dollars loan.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: It's been twenty years in jail. Let that interest compound
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: the entire time by the time you're out of the clink.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: Kaching, here's a good way to make a million dollars.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Text your dad and ask a million dollars. Jesus Christ, dude.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: You people don't know how to use their resources.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: You get too drunk, get a dui, and then sue
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the place that gave you the dui for more money
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: than you got on the dui.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: It's genius.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: You just have to sue the person that overserved you.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: That's the only way. That is what people do all
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: the time. People sue bars for overserving people.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why corporate fucking restaurants have like a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: three drink max, do they Yeah, like Chili's and stuff
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: It sucks because they're getting sued so much.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: I went to a Chili's and uh in my hometown
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: with my boys and we all got one, we all
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: got two drinks, and she was like, you're cut off
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: and We were.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, because you look like your dad's are lawyers.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: We were like, we were like, oh, if it means anything, like,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: none of us are driving home.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Let's are relatigious. If it means anything.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, none of us are driving home, and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: she was like it doesn't matter, it's like you're done.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: And then apparently that it's like, I didn't know that's
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: like a thing at corporate places.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't realize that that was why either that
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: because people are suing the fuck out of them. You
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the divy spot where you can smoke
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: cigarettes inside. That's where you can really run it up.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you get fucking blacked out.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: As you get blacked out, the bartender doesn't even check
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: your name. She's got cocaine falling out of her nose.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Fucking it was a full mountain, like it was like
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: a pile of so gross. Dude, it was foul, you know, Liki, Yeah,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I was about to beat her ass, but then I
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: realized that equality doesn't extend to fistfights.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Na, what are we at? Tyler seventy six, Oh Jesus
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: Christ the hell out of here.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Hello, all right, guys, Well this has been a fucking blast.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: We'll be back next week with more Son of a
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Boy Dad.
• 1:14:53
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• 1:14:55
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• 1:15:00
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• 1:15:02
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• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: His mental health is going to really hinge on whether
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: these are nice comments or not.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: And we'll see you guys next week. Thanks for listening.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Peace,