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Crowd Work Pack_ Ontario Part 2 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Do they know that I want the lights out? You
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: forgot to tell them. Well, they know now. White people,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: make some noise. Let's talk to you with the Hi-Chew
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Thunder Throat. Is this two friends? What y'all, rock, paper?
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Just friends? Y'all like men? Why was the answer so slow?
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Both of y'all were like, I mean... What day is it?
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: You need a man? What about you? Are you married?
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Where he at?
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: At home where he belongs. And you out here bringing
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: me candy. Shut your cheating up.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: She bought the tickets with his money. Ain't that a.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: What's he doing at home? You been texting him? You
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: don't even give a.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I hope you... Right now. So you... You don't got nobody?
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: That.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: You mind standing up? Let me just show everybody.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: You got... You're on a leather top with your... Hanging
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: out the top of it. You wore that on purpose.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: You had other shirts. She did.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: She had three shirts laying on the bed. She's like,
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want none of these. These don't show enough...
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: The only one with the tits I want is up high.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: Let me get this mother down. Yeah, Nate gonna love this.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: What's your name? I don't want to just call you titties. Lena?
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Yeah, and what do you do
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: for money? What's your thing? You work for the state.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Good money. Give me a... Is that a Louis purse?
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Give me $ 250.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: $ 250.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I mean that.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: What you do for the state? You help people with disabilities?
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: Is there anybody in here you've helped before? What about him?
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: That a * * hole that likes a * *
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: and women with Lego heads, they gonna holler at you.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Because you do got a big a * * head
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: for your body. You know that, right? You know that, right?
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: Your head big as a mother a * *. Yeah,
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: I thought you had on a football helmet when I
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: came up here. That a * * hole is like
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: a Los Angeles Ram. All your pillows look like yous.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Look how big her head is.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: Don't laugh at me. Laugh at her head. That mother
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: head big. This is how you got to put her
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: in a headlock. That head big as a.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: But you got a good job. You use your head
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: at work. You got a team of people or it's
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: just you? A team of people.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: You the head of the team or you just on
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: the team? I'm going to throw a bunch of big
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: head jokes at your big head ass. It's nice to
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: meet you, Lena.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: You're beautiful. We're going to move on.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: Speaking of heads, this brother right here that cut all
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: his hair off to accentuate how tall the top of
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: his head is. That's a very interesting choice, sir. Do
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: you just go hatless like that all the time? You know,
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: most of your faces down here were.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Where your nose is at, his eyebrows start. His whole
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: face is right inside my hand, and all of this
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: is wide open.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: Just... Skull, God damn it.
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: Tell you what, I'll give you and her $ 100 each
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: if y'all headbutt right now. I want to see who's
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: going to survive.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: He'll be like, bah! She'll be like, ah! Scataboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: What's your name, big tall-headed?
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Arthur?
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Huh? Hold on. He's not saying that. One more time. Yeah,
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: but you got an impediment, sir. Your name Oscar? Oh,
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: That is unfortunate that you can't even say your own name.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: Oscar.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: Oscar. That's what he said. My name's Oscar. And they
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: were like, Oscar Meyer Wiener. He was like, no, Oscar.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: How you spell it? Does it got a T-H in it?
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Some people spell it different. You know, black people, you
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: know how we do.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: We put a apostrophe in the middle of Kevin.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Like, my name is K-V-N. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: His name is Oscar. Oscar.
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  Speaker 2: Is it O-T-H-C-A-R? It's O-S-C-A-R? And you can't get that
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: out good. You got braces or something? Your tongue extra
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: thick or something? You can't say your.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Own name, dog. That is terrible.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: Is this your woman laughing at you uncontrollably?
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: What's your lady's name? What? Destiny. D-E-T-H-T-I-N-Y. Destiny. She's my destiny. Hey,
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: look at the camera and say, suffering succotash. It's going
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: to be spit everywhere.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: This boy covered his drink.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, hold on. Don't have him say all that. You're
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: going to spit in my.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: So, Oscar, what do you do for... How do you
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: generate your salary? I'm stupid than a... Man, we're going
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: to have some fun in this.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Laugh, your serious face. Looking like from Save the Last Dance.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: He trying not to laugh, like we not having fun.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: This is stupendous. Oscar, how do you make your, how
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: do you make your fun? You're a what?
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: You're a driver? What, what, do you drive little trucks?
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: You drive semi-trucks? Do you work for Amazon? What kind
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  Speaker 2: of trucks do you?
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: What?
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: You have two kind of lisps at the same time?
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I have never seen no like this.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: The with them, the C's, the T's.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: What kind of truck? Bobtail?
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, Oscar. How do you know the other
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: people laughing at you? Your daughters play what? Let Oscar
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: say it. Oscar, what sport do your daughters play?
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: Softball? Yeah. This is insane. Tatted up, tat, tatted up.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Come on back, man. Hold on, Teddy's gotta pee. You
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: need to walk more feminine. God damn. She walked off
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: like a hooper. I'm in. Your coach said you out. Nothing?
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I hope you bite the back of your tongue and
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: forget and then eat mustard later. Matter of fact, let's
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: talk to you next.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Let's have some are you trying to look away now
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: I swear to God I'll do a cannonball on both
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: of you he looked away what's the going on as
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: soon as I went that way everybody want to run
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: like roaches huh.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Whatever all right let's talk to y'all all three of
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: y'all friends yeah how y'all know each other cousins okay
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: who how you related though like on your daddy's side
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: your mama's side Your moms are sisters.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: And what about this one over here that look different
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: than y'all? See your niece? She full speed. I don't want.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: She got on her little quinceanera dress. That's a lot
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: of goddamn hair.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: When the last time you had a haircut? In 20...
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: That's COVID hair? Oh my God. You got a little
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: round head. You should get a bob.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: Do y'all do hair or something? What do y'all do?
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: What do you do for money, blonde? Ultrasound tech. And
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: what's your name?
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: Angel.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: She said her name is Angel too. Who said that?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: She do got nice hair. They just, they sitting though.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: That's you?
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: No? Well, tell me where you went. I'm going to
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: hang out in the parking lot. Everybody coming out.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: With racks on racks on racks. What about the one
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: in the middle? You look like maybe you teach... Third
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: graders or something, you look like you might be a
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: teacher of some sort. What do you do? A what?
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: A nurse case manager? What that mean?
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: You work from home on the business side? Business side
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: of what? Inpatient case management.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: What do you do? You feel me?
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not any further along from when I first. You
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: talk to me like I do it as well. And
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: I want you to talk to me like I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what the you do.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Ma'am I.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Don't know what just happened to your brain that made
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: you say 120 words inpatient case management so when somebody
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: gets brought in you're the one that takes the case.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: You know her you don't you don't know her Shut
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: your goofy up there. I'm talking to her now. Be quiet.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: You and your high shoes. And what's your name? Sarah.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. And what about your little niece,
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: the little special one over here? It's not crazy. Peanut butter.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Meet me in the trap. It's going down. Syndrome. Syndrome.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Y'all can't see her face, but it looked like this.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Rule number three, her. Tighten up. What's your name? Dominique.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you, family.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: That's Dominique Toretto, Fast and the Furious.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: How do you make money? A paraprofessional? You work with
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: special needs? Do you know?
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: By chance, do you know this gentleman down here? Because
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: he wasn't in the same as us. I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you he had recess right before we had recess.
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  Speaker 1: They put him on that little bitty bus and got
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: him out of there.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy to me? After we all graduate,
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: they just let the slow people loose. They don't put
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: no special designation on them. They don't get a wristband
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: or nothing. They got the same diploma you got. I graduated.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: He's like, man, fuck.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to drive the trucks. He's like, I got
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: a wristband. This dumb ass boy. Favorite color, five, like
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: a motherfucker. All right. I like that interaction right there.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: We have fun.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to work my way over here and fuck
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: with some people on this side. Let's see where we're
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: going to go.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: You good? You stop blinking. For real, you were like,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: lock in, let's go. What's your name? You got your
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: arms crossed like my career ain't. Lawrence. Nice to meet you, Larry.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: And who are you with? He look like you a
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: little bit. You guys are brothers? He the big brother,
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: you the little brother? And who's this pretty lady right here? Outstanding.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Boy, you did good for yourself.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Usually men that look like you can't get women that
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: look that good.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You look ugly, but it's
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: all good. She can't see it, though. When she look
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: at you, she like, look at him.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: That's my little Teddy Ruxpin. And who is the Mexican
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: with y'all? Oh, it's a whole family thing. Do you
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: even like them? They all right? What y'all do together?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Y'all be playing Call of Duty? What do you do
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: for work, sir?
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Construction?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: See, I was gonna guess that, but I felt like
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: it would be racist if I said, do you do
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: construction just because you're Mexican? That's f * * *
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: ed up. But then you actually do. So, are you
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: the foreman or something? I see you got your braces
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: and you got the dental plan. Where the f *
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: * * are you doing construction at? I've never seen
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: a Mexican with braces before.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: This is... Where you work at? My friend. Utilities? What's
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: the name of the company? Yeah, it. SoCal Gas?
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's how I know. Yeah, you getting money. You got, yeah,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: give me, give me a cien pesos.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: That's a hundred dollars in Spanish in case you didn't
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: know what that was. Okay.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: And so, so how did you meet your girl then?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Were you just at a Chihuahua farm? Mutual friends.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. And y'all married now? What are y'all doing?
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: How long?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Nine years. Well, congratulations. Y'all clap it up for them.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Nine years. You happy? You happy? Hell yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I like that. I believe in love. You don't got
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: to look scared like that, ma'am. I'm not going to
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: come for you. She's like, what the f * *
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: * you about to say? Nothing.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I believe in love. Y'all look good together.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, as long as you with him, he look good.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: So your mutual friends was like, hey, man, you got
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: to meet this girl. Come to this house. Was there
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: a party or something that you just showed up? It
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: was like....
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: She was back there dancing like a... Wearing some fish boots. Pesca! Pescado!
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: How did you meet her in real life, like in person?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: How did.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: At a party.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Park.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, at a bar. What bar? Out here? Downy? How
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: far is that? Speaking of Downy, hey. She was like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: peanut butter. Peanut butter.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't know he was going to say Downey, but
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: it had to come back. I don't think you got it,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: but I think it's funny when I say that you
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: got it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So you met at a yard house out in Downey
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: with friends or she was just waiting on you?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: How'd you holler at her then?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Like, how'd you get her from just being a friend
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: of a friend to.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Actually being your wife and shit? Like, what's your origin
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: story of love? Over time? You had to be persistent, huh?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Because he looked like that. See, so when you look
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: like that, you got to show up every day. You
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: sure you don't want to go to the movies with me?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You're so pretty. She's like, I'm good. I'm good. I'll
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: be back tomorrow.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: And so little bro, what do you do for money, man?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You work for the same utility company? He got you
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: your job? You got him his job?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Your daddy? So your daddy papered up, huh?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Could you text him, tell him, give me $ 100?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Have him send it down. Are you single? They both are?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, but earlier when I asked where the single men were,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: y'all didn't say.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: What, you don't like titties? Y'all gay?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: She's very attractive. That don't float your boat? What kind
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: of woman you like? Let me see if I can
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: hook you up with somebody.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: You don't need no help? Oh, you got... You look
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: like your brother. You ain't got no... You lying. What
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: about you? You ain't got no bitches either? You don't
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: want none? Not right now. What does that mean? You
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: don't got time for women? Do you like... Yeah, I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: like it a lot. Oh, yeah. Okay. Are you waiting
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: until you get your braces off? Yeah. He's like, I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: want to be able to talk regular. Right now, I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: sound like him.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Oscar, but it had to come back.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, cheers.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It's nice to meet y'all. Let me talk to this
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: beautiful couple right here, dressed up. Y'all look good. Got
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: your beard all up and shit.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Are you? What are you, sir? You're black. Black and what?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Your grandfather's Haitian. Sa passe. Do you know what to
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: say back to that? Okay.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You need to go see what your grandfather talk about
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: and meet your family.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Okay. And then this is your lady here? The mother
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: of your kids. Did you see how he looked at you?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: He was like.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: That's your baby mama.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: That's a mother of his kids. That means he's still
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: like you. He put all that respect on it. Y'all
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: should just go ahead and get on Be Back in
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Family again. Why you make that face? He f *
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: * * ed up back in the day. How long
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: ago was the f * * *?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Last year? Girl, that's a long time ago. You talking
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: about 2024? Let that shit go. What'd you do? Nothing?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: He said he didn't even do anything. Or he said,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: don't ask. I'm not sure which one he said. Well,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: you should have looked away. What the fuck? Now we
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: got to have a Maury moment. Man, what he do
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: last year that's so bad? He had a midlife crisis?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You supposed to be there for him. You were like,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Okay, well, he look good now. He focused.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: He got his shit together. He been lifting weights. He's
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: got damn trapezius. His ass is strong as shit. Look
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: how healthy his beard is. That's good cellular health. Give
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: him some. I got you. Is that something you would consider?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's conditional?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh. What are the conditions at which he has
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: to immediately after the show in the parking lot? What
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: would do that? Not the parking lot? Back to one
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: of y'all houses where the kids ain't at. What's the conditions? Oh,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: it's much later? You holding a hostage? I can't stand
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: when women do that. Because you know you want to.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Just give them some. Life is short. I get hit
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: by a bus. Now you in a casket wet. Y'all
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: go get some goddamn couples therapy and fix that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all look good together. Be a whole family together. Y'all
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: look good. Yeah. You're welcome. I think. You want that, sir?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm in these streets. I don't need no help.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: All right. Is that y'all relative behind y'all right there?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know her? You by yourself? Okay. That's taking
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of confidence and bravery. I appreciate you. You
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: ain't looking away neither. You want some smoke, don't you?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: She said, bring it on. You sitting there with an
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Afro on. Looking like Norbit. Y'all can't see her, but
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she look like she came here.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Straight from Motown. Could you stand up so we can
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: see you? Let everybody take a look at you. We
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: gonna have some fun. We gonna have some, you beautiful,
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: but we gonna have, oh, oh, oh! Oh!
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Y'all better make some noise for Wesley Snipes! She said,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'ma bite you in the park a lot. What's your name?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Nicole, it's nice to meet you, baby. You got, where
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: did you just pop up from? God damn, he working hard, eh?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: He was down there on the knee. That boy taking
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: his orders like Kaepernick. Oh, you gonna keep doing it, okay.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: He's like, my hair is slicked back. I got orders
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to take. You go ahead, sugar. I see your wrist
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: is a little soft. He was like, man, don't even.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Don't come for me.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I'll suck your d * * *, Oscar. That's what
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: he said. I didn't say that. It was the first
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: word with an S in it that came to my mind.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see that, guys? Are you still trying to
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: make money or are you just trying to catch up?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You just trying to close out?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: How long have I been up here? 50 minutes? That
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: blew the blue with me. We are in a rush.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's three shows tonight. I'm supposed to do nine more minutes.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now. That ain't happening.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm going
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: To do 10.