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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 19th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The dude to the graphic nature of his program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advice. The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning everybody. It is the Woody Show. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna notice today. Huh. Wood He's not there where he
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  Speaker 2: had though he's had some other radio conference.
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  Speaker 3: I think he loves the conference.
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  Speaker 2: He loves to have conferences and he loves panels. He's obsessed.
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  Speaker 2: So everybody's here except for Woody. It's me and Greg
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  Speaker 2: and we got menace.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Gina, Greg, good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy's here. SeaBASS is here. He'll have this week in
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  Speaker 2: audio later this morning. Morgan is here. Good morning, Morgan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on my way into work this morning thinking like, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: Woody's not going to be here, so maybe today will
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  Speaker 2: be the day that I have to make this bizarre
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  Speaker 2: confession because I think he might pile on, and I
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  Speaker 2: would like a little bit less piling on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but it's understanding.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah. But at the same token, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: when you confess something or share something, it almost makes
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  Speaker 2: it easier to deal with.
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  Speaker 4: Because why it isn't that why you have confession and
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  Speaker 4: like Catholicism.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of along the allies of you know, people
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  Speaker 2: in the like in the nine eighties and nineties, they
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  Speaker 2: go on talk shows to talk about really intimate things
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  Speaker 2: because you almost feel safe for sharing it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, let's put it.
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  Speaker 3: On the show. Wise, though, it is risky.
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  Speaker 2: It is. When you do share it, it can be
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  Speaker 2: it can be distorted.
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  Speaker 5: Then that that's just who you are, and then forgets
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  Speaker 5: you want to share it to be free of it.
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  Speaker 3: Right then it just never leaves. Ever, that is a
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  Speaker 3: really good point.
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  Speaker 4: Let's try it.
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  Speaker 5: You get berated with it, you do, so let's go somehow.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't remember how that. Oh we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about uh products like lotion and whatnot, and how I
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  Speaker 2: told you I'm an over zealous scratcher. So I scratched
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  Speaker 2: to the point where I bleed, like literally.
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  Speaker 3: Are you actually itching? Are you just like.
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  Speaker 2: No, Like I get scratch My itches are so intense
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  Speaker 2: that I just scratched like crazy, to the point where
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  Speaker 2: like I'll have a scab on my scalp or I
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  Speaker 2: get an itchy back sometimes and I'll grab an implement
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  Speaker 2: like scissors or a knife and start scraping, scraping, scraping.
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  Speaker 2: So my confession is this morning I noticed and I
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  Speaker 2: recall doing the scratching because it woke me up. I
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  Speaker 2: was so itchy, and this is gross and weird, but
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  Speaker 2: I was over zealous on an itch on my wiener
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  Speaker 2: at the very base is I kind of have like
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  Speaker 2: a rawness and a scab on it that kind of
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  Speaker 2: burns because I scratched so hard that I like almost
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  Speaker 2: like made a little like a rip in the Skinses, did.
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  Speaker 4: You scratch it while you were sleeping?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it started and woke me up.
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  Speaker 6: And I.
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  Speaker 5: All have something to confess then, because I feel like
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  Speaker 5: maybe later in life that I kind of had the
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  Speaker 5: same issue. But I started taking what has the green
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  Speaker 5: cap not Benadryl, No.
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  Speaker 2: Like a cream?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, a pill, ollergen pill. Oh oh, zirtech tech.
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  Speaker 5: I started taking zir tech like daily and it's completely
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  Speaker 5: gone away.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what else would have helped? Lotion?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how weird it would be to put lotion on
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  Speaker 3: you anyway?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be weird. That weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the zer tech is completely wiped out all
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  Speaker 3: the way.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if that's an age thing, Like I find
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  Speaker 2: myself really itchy weird. Okay, and then this isn't a confession,
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  Speaker 2: It's more of an observation. I've always told you that
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  Speaker 2: my gaydar is broken. Oh yeah, mine's way better than yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Menae's gadar is on point. Mine sucks. I have no clue,
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  Speaker 2: Like I mean, I have no idea who is gay
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  Speaker 2: and who's not. So in addition to my gadar being broken,
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  Speaker 2: I realized something else of mine is broken, my homeless
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  Speaker 2: darres this.
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  Speaker 4: I can see how this could be an issue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's this woman who I see, like, I
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  Speaker 2: take my dog for walks near this park, and this
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  Speaker 2: is one of those parks that has those barbecue grills
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  Speaker 2: in them that if you want to pull up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so she's grilling. But I realize, okay, she's all
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  Speaker 2: by herself. I think she has one of those granny carts,
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  Speaker 2: like full of supplies which you would need, not Belita
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  Speaker 2: car for you. You would need that for your barbecue supplies,
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  Speaker 2: like your your meat, your hot dogs. But you're all
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  Speaker 2: by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: How many hot dogs? Is she?
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  Speaker 2: Up?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 2: You got this cart?
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  Speaker 3: It has more than just food, It has like belonging,
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  Speaker 3: some clothing.
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  Speaker 2: So then I think is she home, Like, should I
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  Speaker 2: feel bad for her? Or should I feel like, oh nice,
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  Speaker 2: she's grilling in the park.
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  Speaker 4: Never once I take myself on dates. I love going
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  Speaker 4: to movies by myself, lunch by myself. It's never once
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  Speaker 4: occurred to me to be like, I'm gonna go barbecue
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  Speaker 4: by myself. Yeah, I don't think that's ever happened to
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  Speaker 4: anyone ever.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen a solo griller.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's your answer, right.
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  Speaker 2: And then I also walk past people on any given
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  Speaker 2: day they're kindind of talking to themselves. They're kind of
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  Speaker 2: dressed sloppy, but I'm like, is that your look? Yeah? Right,
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  Speaker 2: and are you just talking to yourself or are you homeless?
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  Speaker 4: Are you hipster or homeless?
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  Speaker 3: There you go, that's the question.
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  Speaker 4: And if they're talking to themselves, you have to kind
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  Speaker 4: of look around and see if they have a bluetooth
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  Speaker 4: like an earpiece in Yeah. Yeah, A lot of good questions, Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Because we've we had this, uh one agent ri I
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  Speaker 2: P who was very wealthy and he kind of dressed
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  Speaker 2: like a homeless guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I kind of hate that look.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I like it. I gotta get my homeless star
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  Speaker 2: checked out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now, Greg, can I make some recommendations the homeless thing,
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  Speaker 5: because I don't know that was kind of obvious. But
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  Speaker 5: but with the with the lotion thing, Dude, I'm obsessed
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  Speaker 5: with this lotion. It's called First Aid lotion, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: telling you it's like I don't know, it will change
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  Speaker 5: your life first a.
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  Speaker 2: Beauty, first age.
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  Speaker 3: They have it at.
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  Speaker 5: Coals as well, that's where you can get a good
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  Speaker 5: deal on it. Okay, but dude, I'm telling you, if
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna use lotion, try the stuff out.
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  Speaker 2: Is anti itch though, Yeah, yeah, and you think it
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  Speaker 2: actually works because you know nothing works for me?
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  Speaker 3: It works, man, I know that it works.
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  Speaker 7: I have egzma. I've had so much trouble using anything
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  Speaker 7: that doesn't have some sort of cortizone or something like.
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  Speaker 4: That in it. This has oatmeal in it. I use it.
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  Speaker 4: It's incredible. It's go to stay away from anything scented
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  Speaker 4: because that's gonna make it even worse.
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  Speaker 3: Then one day when you use sunscreen. May make one
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  Speaker 3: more recommendation.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, unseen sunscreen, it's game change because I hate wearing sunscreen,
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  Speaker 5: hate it. And unseen sunscreen.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't the supergoop.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Supergoop Supergoo. Get those two products and some zyr Tech.
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  Speaker 3: Your life is going to know. I got it. I
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  Speaker 3: got you girl.
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  Speaker 2: The beauty tips I will. I did get some sunscreen though,
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  Speaker 2: because I had a dermatologist appointment and they recommended it
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  Speaker 2: to me and I tried it on and they said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's not greasy, and it's it and I said, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: it's always greasy. It is not really. I gotta look
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  Speaker 2: at the name later on today to see. But I
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  Speaker 2: put it on when I was doing yardwork the other
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  Speaker 2: day and I thought, look at me being responsible.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, wait, the first aid, first aid beauty and then
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  Speaker 3: what was the sunscreen? And then super good? Super good
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  Speaker 3: unseen sunscreen, super good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready, super good, so good. All right? Well, Thanka,
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  Speaker 2: Well thanks for your help. That's my my random thought
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  Speaker 2: and my beauty tips.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to give us to check your WI
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  Speaker 4: just let us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. We got more Woody Show coming up show.
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  Speaker 5: Corona, California this Friday. What's going on, everybody? It's menace.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I will be in Corona at Vaughn's on Magnolia doing
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of giveaways for the Woody Show After Hours takeover. Now,
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  Speaker 5: we're gonna do a little different because it's gonna be
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  Speaker 5: kind of hot that day, so we're just gonna have
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  Speaker 5: it where you can just show up. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 5: a special QR code only for the time that I'm there.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna scan that and then you're able to bounce.
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  Speaker 5: We want everybody to have a good time, so just
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  Speaker 5: come on through, say what's up real quick, scan that
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  Speaker 5: QR code, and we're gonna pick some winners. Also, you
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  Speaker 5: don't have to sit around with me for a couple hours,
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  Speaker 5: so that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: So just make sure roll on through real quick, Corona.
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  Speaker 5: California this Friday, March twentieth, between three and five pm
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  Speaker 5: at Vaughn's on Magnolia.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see you there.
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  Speaker 4: The universe has a way of leading you to where
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  Speaker 4: you're supposed to be the mom you're supposed to be there.
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  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Woody Show. Every baday
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  Speaker 2: body will be back Monday. He's missing work on Certified
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Nurses Day, which is today. Oh, I shout out to
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  Speaker 2: all the nurses. Yeah, he's also missing work on companies
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  Speaker 2: that care day.
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  Speaker 3: Really if they cared, which art line.
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  Speaker 2: I know, are there any this one I will not
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  Speaker 2: take for granted. National Automatic Door Day. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: had your garage door break and you have to get
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  Speaker 2: out of the car and manually do it?
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  Speaker 3: It's like so nineteen seventy, snap and kill your.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst. And this is so good. I
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  Speaker 2: call it cry good, like when you eat something so
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: good you almost want to cry. National Chocolate Caramel Day.
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  Speaker 2: I ever had a caramel enveloped in chocolate?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a bit caramel.
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  Speaker 3: I eat it, it's there, but I'm not ordering.
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  Speaker 8: Chocolate sea salt on top.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean that is cry good. Oh, and then
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  Speaker 2: this menace on this day in history, this is pretty
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  Speaker 2: damn interesting. I kid you not today on this day
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  Speaker 2: in eighteen thirty one, the first bank robbery in America
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  Speaker 2: was reported. City Bank in New York lost again in
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  Speaker 2: the year eighteen thirty one, two hundred and forty five
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: They got that much millions billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred and forty five grand and eighteen thirty one,
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  Speaker 2: and that robber, Edward Smith sentenced to five years.
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  Speaker 4: Five years, slap on the wrist.
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  Speaker 2: Slap on the risk Genick rad what you got.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'm just assuming I'm gonna need other people's
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  Speaker 4: help with this because I don't know these broads, but
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  Speaker 4: I am sort of my interest and my curiosity is
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  Speaker 4: peeped because of they apparently had to stop filming season
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  Speaker 4: five of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so this is actually something that I was
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  Speaker 3: going to cover.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, but let me give the broad strokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: let me give the broad strokes, and you give all
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  Speaker 4: the details. Because this chick, Taylor Frankie Paul and her
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  Speaker 4: ex Dakota Mortenson are there. They're tied to some sort
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  Speaker 4: of like ongoing investigation, and there's not a lot of
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  Speaker 4: news about what it is, but some sources are saying
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  Speaker 4: it has to do with domestic violence, and that led
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  Speaker 4: to the network pausing production for a week, and then
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: during that break, some more details came out and cast
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  Speaker 4: members told producers they would not keep filming unless Hulu
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  Speaker 4: dealt with the situation. And apparently apparently Taylor Frankie Paul
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  Speaker 4: is promoting the Bachelorette, so she's trying to focus, but
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  Speaker 4: like menace, somebody getting hit, you know, behind closed doors.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so Frankie Taylor Paul is like the creator almost
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  Speaker 5: of this whole Secret Lives of Mormon Wives franchise because
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  Speaker 5: she invented this thing called mom Talk where a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of moms got together and then they became very big
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  Speaker 5: on TikTok, and then they became so popular that they
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  Speaker 5: got their own TV show, which gave you the Secret
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  Speaker 5: Lives of Mormon Wives. Now, she is so popular that
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  Speaker 5: she is the next bachelorette that is coming out this Sunday. Now,
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  Speaker 5: She's had drama in her past where she's like gotten
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  Speaker 5: really drunk and the cops called on her and things
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  Speaker 5: like that, so she kind of has a history of
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  Speaker 5: getting a little bit wild. But with that said, her
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  Speaker 5: man that is like part of this accusation of domestic violence.
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  Speaker 3: He sucks.
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  Speaker 5: He's a douche, you know, and he wants to be
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  Speaker 5: famous as well, allegedly.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say that.
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  Speaker 5: But my whole thing about it is I would never
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  Speaker 5: call the cops on a woman, no better or how
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  Speaker 5: bad it got, unless she was about to physically murder me.
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  Speaker 5: But if it's like a little bit of a tiff,
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  Speaker 5: this is what I would do. I'll record everything just
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  Speaker 5: so I have some like record of it, But I'm
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  Speaker 5: not calling the cops on some kind of like argument
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  Speaker 5: that's going even if she threw something at me. You
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  Speaker 5: hear about that with some guys that they called the
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  Speaker 5: cops because a shoe thrown at him and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: Like we know people in this industry females who've gotten
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  Speaker 5: the police called on them by their men. Like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, that's super weak to me. But the big
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  Speaker 5: deal about it is there's also these rumors out there
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  Speaker 5: it's the Bachelor had gonna come out on Sunday because
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  Speaker 5: of all this, and so far it's still going to
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: come out, So we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Here's my question about that, because I don't know anything
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  Speaker 2: about that show. If is she a Mormon wife? And
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  Speaker 2: if so, why go on the Bachelorette.
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  Speaker 5: She is not married, and she previously had babies with
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  Speaker 5: somebody else, and then this is like her new guy
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  Speaker 5: that she.
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  Speaker 4: Was she was married to Mormon wife. Why is she
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  Speaker 4: getting wasted?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, they do have sort of parties, but not
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  Speaker 5: all of them go by the rules.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she can break the rules. I guess it's
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: kind of like some Amish people that I know. There's
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  Speaker 2: like that Amish reality show. Yes, some of them, like
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  Speaker 2: they have modern conveniences, right.
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  Speaker 3: Amish.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they get to go off for a year and
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  Speaker 5: just like live a normal life and see if they
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: want to do that or not, and then they.
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  Speaker 3: Decided, Well, some do go back and say it's not
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  Speaker 3: for me. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I I saw an homage person in real life for
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  Speaker 2: the first time, Like it was like in the year
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  Speaker 2: two thousand, I think, yeah, And to see one in
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  Speaker 2: real life it was so cool. Oh my god, they're Amish.
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  Speaker 2: What they don't know smashing.
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  Speaker 5: Posts in that world that do break rules, like they
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  Speaker 5: have secret radios and oh phones.
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  Speaker 4: And on Instagram. It's almost like having like Contraband in prison,
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  Speaker 4: Like yeah, rest of them don't know. They're doing this
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  Speaker 4: just to post.
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  Speaker 2: I guess kind of like Contraband. Oh that's such a trip.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I saw this thing that well, as you might know,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Nine Inch Nails just finish their tour and some fans
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: are kind of freaking out because after the show that
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  Speaker 2: they did in Tulsa last month, Trent Reznor, who is
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  Speaker 2: sixty right now, by the way, said that the touring
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  Speaker 2: days of nine Inch Nails might be done. So people
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  Speaker 2: were kind of freaked, like, oh my god, this is
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  Speaker 2: the final tour. But now he's kind of backpedaling. He
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  Speaker 2: says what he said was that the last show of
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  Speaker 2: his tour, that they don't have any shows booked and
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: don't have plans to book any shows anytime in the future.
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  Speaker 2: Dot dot dot so far. Okay, so they don't have
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  Speaker 2: anything on the books. Yeah, he said. That doesn't mean
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  Speaker 2: we may not tour again. We may tour again. It
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  Speaker 2: won't be next month, it won't be this year. I
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  Speaker 2: never said we're intentionally stopping, and I never meant that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just that we don't have anything planned. He also
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  Speaker 2: said that Nine inch Nails hadn't toured since twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: two because he wasn't even sure that they could do
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  Speaker 2: it well or if playing live still mattered to people
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: it matters, and all that said, apparently nine inch Nails
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  Speaker 2: is working on some new music and if they feel
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  Speaker 2: inspired and if they feel they can go on tour again,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: that they will quote see you again, all right.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Would you be in mourning if they said they were
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  Speaker 4: going to stop touring.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I would get it, because, like Trent, I mean,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: first of all, nine inch Nails is Trent Reznor. Right,
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  Speaker 2: he's doing so many movie soundtracks he can do this. Yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: he's got get a bazillion dollars oscars and he's like
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: this crazy successful guy that it wouldn't bum me out
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: and if anything, it would be like an iteration of
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: nine inch nails, isn't he. I think he's doing something
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: with this German group at Coachella.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does like a thing with like DJs and
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: stuff like that.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's gonna be like I think it's called
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Boys Noise, So it's going to be like nine inch
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: n noise, Yeah, nine inch noise. Yeah. So he's doing
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: other projects and stuff, so it's definitely not the end
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: of Sprent Resid. Let's take a look at your birthdays today.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Showday's Shiverday. We're gonna site it's Shiver Day, and you
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: know we don't.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Do birthday well. The legendary Bruce Willis turns seventy one today.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Bruce. I once drove his car. I
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: think I told you that story. My best friend was
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: the assistant to do me more and we had this
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: assignment where he had to get all the cars back
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: to the house and he said, hey, you want to
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: make thirty bucks. I said yes, of course, and he said, okay,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: drive this car to this address. And it was Bruce's
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Mercedes driving it to his house. It was awesome. Glenn Close.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: She is seventy nine. Wow a Theo Vaughn comedian podcaster
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: who's forty six.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: He has a movie coming out. Oh really, yeah, it
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: looks pretty funny.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, David Spade, right, yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like both of them. Dodgers Pitcher Clayton Kershaw
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Cy Young Award winner is thirty eight today. Head coach
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: of the Kansas City chiefs Andy Reid sixty eight today,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: and you're oh. Birthday is Ruth Pointer from the Pointer.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: System like the Netron Dance Newtron.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Dance Jump from My Love. Ruth Pointer is eighty years
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: old today. Your Porner birthday is Sammy. No, not that
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: sam Oh Sammy Parker. Okay, this Sammy is today's birthday.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Girl who's been ridden more than a mechanical bull. Sammy
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Parker has done one hundred and seventeen really fine adult films,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: including This Is So Perfect. Sammy Loves the Glory Hole.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: She was also in What Menace is Always saying? Tied
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Up Girls can't cause trouble.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: No menace at menas.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I think you even had that tattoo on your right buttcheek.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: She was in Horny her Adjuku Dolls, Riz and then
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: of course everybody loved Sammy and park that thang down
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: my throat.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: If I've heard it once a person, I got to.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Hang down my throat, Sammy Parker. That is today's corn
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: of birthday, she turns twenty nine, and that's also your
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: celebrity birthdays and a look at what's going on in
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the world of entertainment. All right, welcome back to the
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. As we mentioned, what do you feedback on Monday?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Just a couple more entertainment related stuff that we didn't
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: get time to get to. Shy Lava in the news again, but.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: That didn't pop up on my radar.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so apparently, and I had to Google it to
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: sure it was accurate. He's seen in his latest video.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: It's a short, tiny little clip. He's in the hallway
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: slash lobby of this hotel in Italy and he's wearing
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: nothing but boxer briefs, and he's got an unless cigarette
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: in his mouth and he's asking people for a match.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: So he basically wandered into the lobby of this hotel.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Well, we did talk about it. He's over there because
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: his dad was getting baptized.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: That's the thing we have to keep asking ourselves. Is
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: he okay or is this all for show?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it performing exactly?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: He was doing all his art pieces and stuff.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's fully tatted. I didn't, I mean not
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: like I've seen him shirtless lately.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I thought I saw a report like he went into
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: like jumped into a gang or something like that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, he looks like full on Justin Bieber at this point. Yeah,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: whole body. It's just like his whole chest also looks like.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: The OSCAR ratings down nine percent from last year.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Cares.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares. Seventeen point nine million people watched the Oscars
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: this time around. Again, that's a nine percent and drop.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe one of these years they're going to realize that,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: you know, we can't relate. Nobody cares any well.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing. Ricky Gervais said, it best keep
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: your acceptance speech short, thank your agent, and f off
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: A wants.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: To hear your other thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: And we made this argument forever since Endlist, and of
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: time they don't really cover movies that the major audience
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: watches totally.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It is who for what?
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: What is him?
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'll watch clips online, but I'm not sitting
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: through the whole show.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: No actors and movies you've never heard of, and then
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: we will see it when we believe it. Tom Brady
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: says he's not ruling out coming out of retirement to
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: play flag football for the US in the twenty twenty
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: eight Olympics.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: I don't doubt that because this flag football thing, like
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: he's getting paid crazy money for it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Why not. It'll be like fifty by then, right.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, the twenty twenty Olympics. He says it is unlikely.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: So he admits it's unlikely and that he would probably
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: be more suited for a coaching role. But that would
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: be get the viewership up.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: That's what would actually be kind of fun to watch.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So just a couple more tidbits that we wanted to
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: get to.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: My hands are around.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Do you feel each individual pumping? Welcome back to the
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. We did just get this text from the
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: eighth five. Is Woody in the hospital? What happened? Yeah, guys,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: you guys really start the rumors? He ripped his butchy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You know he's conferencing it. Woody is totally fine. He's
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: back Monday. Everybody else is here. It's me Greg and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: we got Gina and Menace, Hi Sea Bass and Sammy,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: got Morgan and Vaughn and Bort and Menji, everybody else
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: here this hour. We are going to do something that
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to. Gina's grad school. What does your
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: poop mean?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? This is this is a p s A people
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: need to know. This is health week.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Let's call it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's call him that because I've been messed up
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: since brought in all that food.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've definitely feel better very much.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not. You're not doing so hot. Gina does
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: have your trending news headlines.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: That's true. Well, I ran launch of missiles at a
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: major gas facility in Russloff and Qatar, which hit the
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: world's largest liquefied natural gas export site and caused fires
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: and lots of serious damage. Officials in Qatar confirmed the
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: attack and said it directly targeted the energy facility, which
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: normally handles about twenty percent of the world's gas and
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: includes investments from companies like Exxon Mobil shell total energies.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Oh nothing. The strike comes after Iran says it would
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: retaliate against golf energy sites following an Israeli attack on
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: the biggest gas field. So now countries like Canada and
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: France and Germany and Italy and the UK, they're all
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: asking for everybody to just kind of calm down so
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: we can move on with a diplomatic solution.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I heard that gas run out of gas has
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: enough gas to supply the planet for twelve years.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, bye bye.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: The influence just doing now that we can't be going
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: to like the UAE. Oh they're waiting until the end
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: of the year.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Supposedly, that's what they said. They it's just I hear
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Europe is just like crazy full of people right now.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: So you try, yeah, and you try.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: To go to like London and.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Paris is just packed up soon.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: So the Saudi Arabia said that, you know, if Iran
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: doesn't like stop with the attacks, that they're just just
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: going to go all out and just knock out all
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: their energy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's an interesting strategy because they're trying to
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: put pain on other people because they can't hurt us
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: right right, right, But they don't like that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: You know, they say ish rolls downhill. That's kind of
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: what's happening. Well, flying right now is a big old mess,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: as we all know, the security lines at some airports
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: taking hours and changing day to day, and of course
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: the big reason for this is the government funding issue
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: that has left t s a short staffed and they're
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: just not coming in because they're not getting paid. So
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: this makes things unpredictable to say the least. So we
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: all know, travel right now bad. Check those weight times
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: before using before going. You can use airport websites, by
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: the way, and their social media accounts to see how
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: how the lines are doing. We've also mentioned speeding things
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: up with stuff like TSA PreCheck and the touch list
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: TSA PreCheck and clear. But here's another one that could
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: save you time and literally save your trip. Yeah, exactly,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: stay home, don't go, or just greg it up and drive.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah drive some airports right.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Some airports will let you reserve a time to go
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: through security, so you use programs like spotsaver and Reserve,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: which I had never heard of.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know where to go.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so go to spot saver, go to reserve those apps.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Those are free at places like JFK and Seattle, Minneapolis, Phoenix, Orlando,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: lots of spots. However, they are limited because of course
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: now that we all know about it, we're all going
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: to try to do it. However, you can book them
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: a few days in advance usually, so look into that
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: if you have some you know, spring break travel and
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: you know God speed.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: That's why I just fly private. You know, you've got
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: to deal with all that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Stuff I don't want to be.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: With the people.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Know where to begin with that? Yeah, and then reserve
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: it and you get there, is there a kiosk.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Or something I need?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you get that like you you have priority, blah
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: blah blah. Yeah, like I show up, like what where
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: did I well?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: And like when we talked with what about the touch
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: list TSA? It took some doing, but I did figure
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: it out.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Last night how to opt in?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So if I can figure it out, you guys
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: are good. Don't worry.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Like you said, you don't go to the TSA website.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: You go to your individual airlines website. Yeah, your account
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: on their website. So like I did it on the I.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Can barely get spirit to keep my TSA pre check
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: number on my ticket.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: A great first roll problem. But it's true is that
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: there's been times where I booked and it's for whatever reason,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: my pre checks on there and I show up and
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: there's nothing they can do about it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, you got to go back to the
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: front desk and you want to I like, no, that's
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: on the other side of the airport.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: That's what's keeping me from doing it. But here's my question,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: does this make me a bad wife? Because more often
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: than not, my husbands will disappear and I'll be like, well,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: buy I mean, I'm not just to wait with him.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Right, No?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, You're gonna meet up at the same place anywhere, and.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I take the kid just for like extra insult Andre. Well,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: the White House has registered the domain aliens dot Gov's
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: not sound real.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You can prove everybody wrong.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Well, it is sparking a lot of drama as to
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: why they suddenly want that domain. People are guessing it
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: could be because they want to release more government documents
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: about UFOs and unidentified aerial phenomenon, which they said they
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: were going to Yeah, but so far, no official word
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: on what the site's actually going to host or when
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it's going to be released, but the Pentagon is saying, guys, relax,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: no concrete evidence of alien life. However, as we know,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: thank you. Some former officials say that there's unclassified footage
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: that would be quote eye opening if it went public.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I always think about what you said, ce
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: best just an eyewitness account or eyewitness This is not evidence.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: So that's not news, Yes, not news.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: It's not evidence. You could have ten people that said,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: oh I saw a light go through the sky. Okay,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: but that's not evidence.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: A thousand years ago people, five hundred people, so they
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: saw an angel descend on some village in Spain.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the dots are fighting you guys. Yeah, well exactly.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Attention all Apple phone users and Sammy, especially you with
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: that old ass phone, please listen up. Apple's telling all
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: iPhone users to update their phones asap. Yes, there are
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: active hacking situations trying to target those old ass iOS versions.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: Or is it Apple who wants me to update it
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: so it won't work anymore and then I have to
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: get a new phone?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Both?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Why can't be both? These attacks can happen just by
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: clicking a bad link or visiting an infected website, and
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: if your phone isn't a dated, Hackers could get access
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: to literally all your personal data. Apple says the best
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: way to stay protected is just install the damn thing
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: as soon as it's available. Basically, if you've been putting
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: it off, now's the time to do it. Only takes
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: a few minutes. It can prevent a much bigger problem.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: But I know I'm not the only one that gets
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: told like this shall update to exactly and the next
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: day it's like, yeah, we'll try again tonight.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah you don't do it yourself. I mean you can.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: You can do it yourself.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: At any time. Yeah, okay, just do it. Sam It No,
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: sam I do bringing it up Sammy's phone. I do
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: want to ask, is Sammy like a secret like Gordon
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Ramsey type that we never bring up because she, you know,
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: she drives a very old vehicle. She doesn't update her phone.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Are you, like, I don't know, are you a chef
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: from it? I know, like when it comes to like
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: spending and uh like saving, I don't know, you seem
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: to be very like in to four A longe K's
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: and all that kind of stuff, like Warren Buffett, Like.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: I don't I yeah, I don't like spending money on
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: things that I think I don't need. I don't need
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: a new car. I have a car that runs. I
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: don't have a car payment. I love my car. I
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: mean people look at it and go, oh, that's a
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: fifteen year old car.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, I think it's great.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Are you just like hyper focused on I don't know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: early retirement or something.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, I mean, I'm not gonna early retire, but I'm
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: I'm reasonable and I don't want to be in debt
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: or anything like that, so I don't run out to
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: get the new thing all the time.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Have you always been like that, or like when you
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: were like a kid or like whatever, were you just
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: like I gotta have it because everyone else has I've
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: always been like that, oh man, because we are going
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: through that hard right now. Like, okay, Menace, I think
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: you're the only one, maybe Morgan, who has a chance
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: at knowing what this is. Labou Bus. As we know,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: over nobody cares needos those stupid fidget cubes that are
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: overpriced or sold out everywhere. Now, guess what the kids
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: are just complete obsessed with.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Does it look like a Yeah, I forgot the name
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: of it, but I saw a girl my age that
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: got one race.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: You know, I think okay is called fugglers.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: I've never heard.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: The kids are going insane for these.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I saw these like a seven eleven yeah, and they're
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: like Target okay, yeah, I did see like these like.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Ugly monster whatever. And he's like, what can I trade?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Like ripping his room apart? The kids like, oh, here's
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: a fidget, here's a gatorading like, what are you doing?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I got a trade for one of these?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Interesting name for them too, That's what I told.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I told him why they're called that, or says fugglers
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: are mad old really because they are making a huge
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: comeback at elementary school.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: I did, yeah, I did see and cap for them
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: over by like the toy section in Target.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, it's the thing.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: But that's what we called like our boys like girlfriends
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: and stuff. I actually.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: His father doesn't like when I like keep it real
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: with him, but I do it anyway. And I go
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: in this room, I go, do you know what that means?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: And he's like no, I go, do you want me
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: to tell you? I go, that's why you can't go
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: around saying that your teachers don't know what these dolls are.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: And so I told him. He's like, oh no, yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: so just you know, careful who you call fuggler.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Is there a way to unprogrammed kids so they don't
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: have these impulses?
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Okay? No, because I went over this. I've been over
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: this with every hyped up fat and I go, you
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: don't want it. You want what other people have. It
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: doesn't matter what it is. If it's a piece of tinfoil,
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: you're gonna scavenger room looking to trade for a piece
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: of I know, but I just like it. I know,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: but you don't.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I think the question is can we get adults to
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: stop plading this? So if Morgan showed up with a
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: fuggler and you, you know, you're doing everything to cut
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: corners and as far as costco and whatnot, and then
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: you had a fuggler, I would say, you know what,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I don't sympathize with.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: You exactly that butler collection Phil, Yeah exactly.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: But I'm trying to figure out the influence that how
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: they can influence it. It's word of mouth, like I know,
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: we're The easy thing to say is like social media,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: but they get exposed to so many things and then
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: there's a thousand if you got any toy convention. There's
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: a thousand people little independent mom and pops that want
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: to be the next Fuggler and they're just they're looking
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: for When this is talk about, like who's that? I
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: think there's like sleeper cells at schools.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: That's the illuminati.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're like they're getting paid by like toy companies.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: This spread it around on the playground. Hey guys, oh nothing,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: justl just figure out who the popular kid is.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Exactly what's happening.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Let me say this. I know you guys hat to
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: hear this. Here's the solution homeschool because he doesn't want
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: homeschoolers Tyler and see that posters out. I had zero,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: but I didn't even know what the newest Jordan was.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I had. You couldn't have told me what kind of
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: gene was popular whatever the newest I mean, well toys
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: you kind of know, because there aren't cartoons or whatever.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: But like, I had no desire or interest. And now
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: as an adult, I'm not buying supreme crap or or
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: and d bags. If I were a lady or gay
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: or whatever, like I have no I mean cyber truck,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: you can say the cyber trump and that's but that's
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: that's an investment in technology, you.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Know, right, I mean I got so well, now Greg's
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: on board.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I mean I saw the inside of one for the
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: first time.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, speaking of toys and stuff that people are
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: going cuckoo crazy over this. We've known this for a while,
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: but it's making the rounds again on social media and
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: it's kind of interesting. So I think it's worth revisiting.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: You know what, everyone got hooked on Pokemon Go on
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: their phones and didn't realize what they were actually involved in.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Let's revisit that. Because one hundred and forty three million
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: people ran all over the planet looking for Pokemon on
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: their phone, they were also helping to build one of
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: the largest real world data sets in AI history. So
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: this site nan nin ninantic, I was gonna say, nantucket ninantic,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: that's a fuggler, thank you, has just revealed that the
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: photos and AR scans collected through the game produced over
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: thirty billion images, and that data is now being used
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: to power visual navigation AI for delivery robots. So thanks
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Pokemon Go players.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is nothing new that the Google Maps
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: and all that stuff, where you know, you're trying to
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: get through on a website and you have to click
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: everything that's a bicycle, right, everything that's a car. That
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: that's exactly what that's what you mean, it's confirming the
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: images catches. Yeah, so all the image so like Google maps, right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: So we were a pond in that game too.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been doing it forever. But what mess is saying,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: and I saw that all these headlines too, is saying
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: like we were tricked or we were pawns so that
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: robots can do a better job. Okay, great, all right, okay, well.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: But that's the thing. It's like yes and yes, so
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. I mean I hate those click the
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: images because like, oh sorry, I didn't know that like
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: a half a millimeter of the tire was in this square,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: So now I have to start over. But we were
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: literally just showing them what a bike looks like. Yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: like what a US looks like.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, that way, when Menace has his robot, it won't
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: it won't try to feed him. You know, hot fried
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: bikes and bicycle tire. I know that this is bikeing bicycle.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: You do not eat this wave change.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: See you ass of like everybody being so paranoid in
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: anti technology it's not anti better better world.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Anti technology. This is one of those like did you
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: know that you were serving a purpose that was not
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: part of the game you thought you were playing, Like
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: that's something people should know.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: What we can take any piece of data, even if
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: that wasn't even the purpose, and make it that purpose, right.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Well, And I think what Menis is sort of saying
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: is technology ultimately is neutral. It's how we use it,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: right And I actually I'll bring him up rarely, but
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: our good friend Elon talked about this recently. He's basically
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: saying the opposite side, because like Menace is talking about
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: two thousand and one Space Odyssey Terminator, et cetera. But
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Elon is saying, look and he knows because he's got
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the companies that are building this, like the it's gonna
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: be like Star Trek. It's gonna be nice robots that
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: are making us food and you know, scanning us for
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: our health data, and like the robots will be pleasant
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: and lovely and they're just gonna make It's gonna be
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: like Wally, except without the guys.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Thank god we have shots so we're not fat, yeah, yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: the fatness.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Before we wrap things up, I think this will clarify
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: for everybody, so medic I don't think you were accusing
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Sammy of being a chef. Everyone on the text think Dave.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Chef.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: That's what no one was getting.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, because I was, I was throwing off alsowing off.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: One brag said chef. I was like, why is he saying, Jeff, are.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: You calling people? Why did you guys correct that immediately
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: you were.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I thought maybe you would seeing something like an interview
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: with Gordon.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Right that Gordon Ramsey notoriously doesn't like to find new.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Cars sometimes I need help, guys, paid off.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: It's a status that's going on.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Greg, thank you for finally acknowledging that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: We kind of did. We're going to talk about poop
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: next with Gina's grad school here on the Woody Show.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, I think I know what that is.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I'm excited and kind of scared to find out what
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: our poop means. And that's why we have Gina grad
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: to school us with Gina's grad school, what does your
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: poop mean?
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I feel like this comes up a lot on this show,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: and yeah, let's just deal with it once and for all.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Everyone seems to have a ton of questions, so we're
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: going to try to answer a bunch of them today.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: I googled what are people's biggest questions about poop? And
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: apparently this is on everyone's mind, so let's let's bring
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: it out into the open. Nothing to be embarrassed about, Samuel,
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: be the first to tell you. Nothing to worry about.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Everybody poops, thank you. So, Question number one? How often
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: should you poop?
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Again, if you're Sammy, that's like every forty.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Two seconds I breathed?
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Literally how many times a day?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I would say twice? A doctor would tell you twice.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, Sammy. How many times do you go a day?
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: Probably about four give or take.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't believe hasn't fallen out?
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: Really, that's as just a lot.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's great.
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: Are they rabbit poops though? Or like full poops?
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: No, they're full poops.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: But again, like I considered to be a full poop,
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: I'm not checking out other people's po Yeah, this is
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: good question.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Actually, but compared to let's say the size of that sharpie,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: would you say poop like this?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Like my lip gloss, which is about I don't know,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: four and a half.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: It how is that not a poop?
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: I mean it's because it would be like multiples of that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Wow, four times a day? Multiples of that. Yeah, that's
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, the average person poops anywhere from three
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: times a day, so you're above average, sammy, to three
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: times a week, which is sometimes more like me.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I would be freaking out if it was only three
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a week.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. But once a day is
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: the most common, And what matters most is just whatever
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: is regular for you, Like, as long as you're not
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: going like once every two weeks, then it's fine. So
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: a survey found that fifty percent of people, so half
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: the people, do poop once a day. So if that's you, congratulations,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: you're in the vast majority. Less than three times a
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: week could suggest a little constipation, oh really. But if
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: you're suddenly going a lot and have its kind of
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: you know, goosey goosey, you might want to get a
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: doctor involved. But most people have their big bowel movement.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: When what time of day.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: After dinner?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: After dinner, when you wake up at around nine am,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I'll say afternoon afternoon, okay, yeah, I would say probably
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: fifteen hours after your big meal, So that's going to
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: be mid morning. The most frequent time for people to
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: do it is in the morning, a little bit after.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: They wake up.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, their coffee.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, exactly, best time to weigh yourself too. Yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: on a Saturday morning, you get up, you have back,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: you get a big poop, yeah, and you're like, wow,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I'm doing okay.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Roughly, what time of the morning is that, Well, it
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: depends on the person whenever they wake up. So I'm
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: going to guess that most people between seven and nine.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: At the time they get to our office. Yeah, that's
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: that's what I was getting to like. They can't just
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: do it before they get.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: To the office. You don't get it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: And I think it's.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Increased in the office every time now I go into
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: the bathroom, Yes, somebody is pooping.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, and oh somebody.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: It used to not be like that. Something's happening.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: If you get to work at nine in the morning
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: and at nine to ten you're in there pooping, you
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: can train your body. I'm convinced you can train your
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: body to go at eight in the morning before you leave.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: That's that's it's like if you don't go until one
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: in the afternoon, what are you going to do? But
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: if you save it for work, there is something wrong
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: with you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: I agree with that, But I'm telling you guys, like
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: pay attention. There is non stop pooping in this building
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: from nine am until like two in the afternoon. There
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: is constantly people in there, and it used to not
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: be that way, And I don't know why.
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: Definably seeing everyone else do it, so they're like, oh, yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: it's a safe.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Space, right exactly, this is the pooping bathroom. So another
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: big question that I don't know if anyone else has
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: thought about, but I thought about it, and I googled
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: it and I was not alone. Why is poop brown?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: That's a great I.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Ever thought about it?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Actually, Steve School on this one, I'll see close you get.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: The thought is like, no matter what you eat, no
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: matter what color, it's always brown for the most part,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: right exactly. Would chemicals.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Because science your blood cells, that's a big part of it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Blood cells.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So apparently apparently it's a combination of bile, which
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: is kind of yellow and green and broken down old
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: red blood cells, and if you mix that all together,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: that's the color you get. Yeah, but that's.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Blue frosting or something.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Well that's the thing. Now something Menace, Well we're going
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: to get into that too. Something Menace has never experienced,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: so I know this isn't a problem for him. But like,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: if it's ever kind of green, it's because you ate
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: too many vegetables. Morgan's got to be the queen of
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: that right now.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: But you have like ten shamrock shakes.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: In a day, you know what. That's true because because
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: food coloring is the other culprit. But yeah, yellow is
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: you're just not absorbing things correctly, or you're eating too
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: much fat, or you have Celiac black like you said, now.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: This is it's your hardcore.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Well here's the thing, you have super emo poops. This
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: casts a wide net, so you know, don't jump to conclusions.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: But also be aware. It could be literally anything from
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: taking pepto bismol because it's made of charcoal basically, or
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: eating black licorice to upper gastro intestinal bleeding. Well just
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: kind of be aware if it's happening after you eat
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: licorice or not red. Most people are like, oh my god,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I'm dying. But most of the time it is because
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: of red food die or beats greg.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: But that doesn't affect it at all.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You probably have them in the context of like a seal,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: but just eat straight beets. Yeah, you're not eating it
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: like an apple.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Put it on top cottage cheese or something that sounds awful,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: little hot sauce on there.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know if anyone's ever experienced this, but white
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: poop it okay, So we're going to get into that too.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: This is usually a lack of bile, so this can
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: be caused by gall bladder or liver or bile obstruction.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: So go to the doctor if that's what you see.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: But we used to. I used to ask this all
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: the time. Why was dogs poop white? But you don't
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: really see it that much anymore, right, Yeah, there's a
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: reason for that, because there was a food additive that
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: used to be in dog's food that it was like
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: kind of more calcified, like crushed up bone or whatever.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: You can.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: You can get edible chalk that'd probably turn it white.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: That's probably true too. Wasn't just put that in dog
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: food anymore.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't just white dog poop poo. It was
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: like white fuzzy dog poop, like it looked like a
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: powdered don't.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Because they wish this. They consume a lot of fur
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: just from grooming, I would think, and that'd get through there, fuzzy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: All right, now, this is the one that everybody should
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: be consulting. This is and you've probably seen this online
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: somewhere because or maybe it's just my feet that's getting
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: a lot of this on Instagram. But have you heard
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: of the Bristol stool chart, the famous chart.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen I've seen this on T shirts? Yes, yes, okay, yeah, this.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Is very very important. We don't have to be doctors
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: to know when something's amiss when it comes to stuff
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: like this.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It's officially called the Bristol.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Bristol Stool Charts.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you Bristol in Connecticut. Check it out art.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: There are seven types of stool on this chart, and
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: we are going to start with the ideal and then
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: we're going to talk about when you're a little constipated
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: or you are you really need some pedialyte.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: What's the ideal log.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: There's one of two kinds now, I wish it was
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: called something else. I didn't name it. It's the type
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: three and type four are ideal. Type three is the
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: quote cracked sausage it's the sausage shape with little cracks
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: on the surface. That's a good one, mister Hanky.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: That's your classic, right.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: That's your when you're drawing it like in as when
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: you're bored. That's the when you're drawing. However, that's an
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: A if you want an A plus. The optimal ideal
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: is the quote smooth snake, smooth, soft sausage shape, no cracks,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: because cracks indicate a little bit of dehydration. So if
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: you want to be like the Master of the toilet,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: then you're going soft. Yes, but but that's a slippery.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Slope, firm. I will say. One of my childhood memories,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: so I'll probably say this at his funerals, when we
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: were a little boys hanging out with my dad at
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: his office on the weekend, and he brought us into
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: the bathroom check it out, so proud of it because
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: he has a sa snake that like was peeking out
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: above the water, by the way, something women you'll never
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: experience with your mother, but us little boys with our fathers. Hey, kids, I.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Heard of this. I didn't know if it was true
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: that guys will send pictures of their people pictures, So
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: this is.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: A museum tour in person check.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I mean still to this day.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you're proud, Okay, how long is it?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: It's more like a pile than.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: You're like, all that was in there? Wow? Crazy?
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: How did I get up in the morning?
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: And then again you weigh yourself right, get a.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Pep in your step. So we said that the smooth
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: is ideal, but let's not get too smooth because type
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: five the soft blob, that means that you need more
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: fiber and water and things are passing too easily, just
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: shooting right out of you, so you're not having a
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: chance to absorb the you know, nutritious deliciousness.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just loose.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Type five fluffy, ragged edges that can be that can
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: indicate a little digestive irritation. Type seven straight liquid you
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: you should definitely make sure you're okay. But going back
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: to types one and two, that's like what you were
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: saying before, Morgan, like the bunny poops, you know, like
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: the separate hard pebbly that is severe constipation, or if
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: it's super super lumpy, get you some water and some fiber.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: When it's pure liquid, it's really disconcerting, but it's also satisfying.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: If you've ever had colenoscopy prep, that's.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're dealing and the very last one before, you know,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: the morning of the kolonoscopy and you think I'm gonna
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: do one last you know, visit to the bathroom and
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: it's just yellow liquid. It's just and any It's satisfying.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that, I did see a woman on Instagram.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I think she was a what are they proctologist? Or
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: who does your gas do? Genologist?
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Both?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: She said, and so, Greg, I guess you and I
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: did it wrong. The biggest mistake people make when they
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: book their colonoscopy is to be the first one in
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: the morning, because you want to do it around like one,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: because then you are really empty and you're not gonna
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: have any like emergency visits while you're they're getting you,
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: you know, ready, because I was just like, what if
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I have to go again? Then you won't have to
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: worry about that.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, Greg, are we the only ones that like diarrhea?
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: And yes?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I feel so much better.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: You'll never stop crying.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't know if I like diary,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: but it does. It is such a release.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: We got to we have more, Oh my God, we're
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: to get into why spicy food gets you crazy down there?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Then I might have something I'll tell you. All right,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: it is the Woodies show and we are deep into
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: genus grad school. What does your poop mean?
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Wrapping up with some more Yes, and it's the text
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: are coming in and I cannot stop reading this one
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: over and over again and just thinking about trying this.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Some of the four one nine says growing up, we
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: would only eat one color fruit loop so we could
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: see how our poop color changed. So like, if you
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: want a green poop, you just eat Oh, if you
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: want a green poop, you would eat purple fruitless.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, that seems too time consuming, separate out you
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: You the kids are.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Dumb and they have all kinds of time, all right,
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: So lots to get to that. I think, I hope
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: this is helpful. I hope that somebody's benefiting from this knowledge.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: This was a big one. And when it came to
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: the top google things about poop, what's the difference between
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: when it floats and when it sinks? Oh do you
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: have I notice that?
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: And you're like, huh, yeah, it's all good.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking floating would be a sign.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, I would think floating.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: You need more fiber.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Well, let's find out who's right between Greg and Sammy.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Uh So when it sinks, that's the most common. That
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: means it's denser and more normal.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Greg.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's made up of waste and bacteria and a
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: normal amount of water, so nothing to worry about. And
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: that's kind of what you're aiming for now. When it floats,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: this I didn't know I heard about. Like, it can
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: mean that you there's too much fat, but it could
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: also mean, which makes perfect sense, gas is trapped inside
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: so you're eating stuff like beans and veggies. Morgan. That's
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: probably more your vibe right now. Diet changes more fiber, Morgan.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: This stuff has to just be all over the surface.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: When I used to your.
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: Diet, I don't think I've ever noticed a floating poop.
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: I mean maybe I have, obviously I've had to write, right,
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: But you're saying this, and I'm like, they float.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: To take a look today, I will need a lot
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: of conon candy and Okay, if it does that a lot,
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: something may be wrong with you.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: So if it if it kind of stinkier than usual
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: or pale or light, that means your body isn't absorbing
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: fat properly. So you know, just be aware, maybe get
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: that chick checked out. So sinking is the two thumbs
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: up way.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: To go, guys.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, and I teased it, We got to pay it off.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: You know how sometimes we eat something really spice. See
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: they say you taste it twice.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Well, it's tasted on the bottom of Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: I've also heard it referred to as ringsting. Yeah, that's
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: because of the cap sasan in the food. That's what
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: makes spicy food spicy. So when it passes through your body,
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: it doesn't really get absorbed that well. So once it
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: reaches your bee hole, uh, it hits the pain receptors,
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: the same ones that you have in your mouth. So
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: that means that you're going to get the same burn
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: on the way out as.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: You will on the way in alcohol too though.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Really, so to combat that, you want to eat a
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: little fat with it. A little dairy helps neutralize it,
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: stay hydrated, use gentle wipes or something. We're all big
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: fans of here at the bidet, and you know, put
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: a little cream on it if it's that bad. And finally,
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: this wasn't. Well, this is more just a me thing.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: I was curious about the largest human poop in history,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: and apparently I was one of the only ones because
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: this was not one of the top searches. Any guesses
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: before we wrap this up with the largest singular deposit
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: is humans in history?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Thirteen inches?
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: We're going by size or wait.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Two and a half feet? Oh yeah, size?
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Oh well, don't they say You're intestine is like huge massive.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: I'll say two and a half feet on record.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, you guys are going to be sorely disappointed.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: It is eight inches long but two inches wide. It
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: was found beneath this bank in London, and now it's
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: being displayed at YOURVIC Viking Center because it was from
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: a viking back in the day. And the other record
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: in twenty seventeen. This is one of those medical marvels.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Doctors removed a massive feez, he's from a guy with
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: this rare bowel condition and that was twenty eight a
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: half pounds, so you know, big ups to him. That
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: probably wasn't feeling.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: So I got all this beat, you know, I needed
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: to start recording it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I got to take.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Pictures, go break those records and of course, as we
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: all know, for the best bell movement, use the squatty potty,
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: drink lots of water. Warm water helps a lot, and
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: don't sit too long scrolling on your phone. Hope that
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: was helpful everybody.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you? Ga. What does your poopy? You're so enlightened
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Welcome back to the Woody Show. What
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: he will be back on Monday. He's busy conferencing.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, businessing.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: He's businessing right now. The rest of the crew is here, Greg,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Gina Menace and Sanny Sea Bash. Yeah. I would like
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: you to explain, explain your thing. I kind of get it,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: but I.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Speaking of businessing. I've gotten really into a thing recently,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: and I know that there's other things around the room
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: that we get into.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: I find it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: They say that interested people are the most interesting. So
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: if you talk to anybody about their passion, whatever that might,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: if it's knitting or rocket ships or medicine or music,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: whatever it is, like, if they're super into it, that's
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: always going to be an interesting thing to hear them
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: talk about because they thought so much about it, they've
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: done so much about it, and you might have I
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: mentioned recently Menaces BFF Todd Graves of raisin canes and
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: the reason the Founder, and they're exploding everywhere. There's two
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: new raisin kines near where I live because I really
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: super got into this South lame this business podcast. Oh nice,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: but it's called Founders, Oh okay, oh yeah, yeah okay,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: which is is very popular. Yeah, it's very hard say so.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: The guy who Michael Oh Crap, I don't even have
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: his name right here in front of me. The guy
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: who runs it, Cenra, Dave Cenra. He just for years
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: would read a autobiography of a business a great business person, Rockefeller, Elon,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Walt Disney, like every you know, the rothschilds Now, all
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: these names you hear, like yeah, Bills Carnegie. But he
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: is so into it and he explains these biographies, which
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: again man's books gross, right, right, So he reads this,
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: these biographies hundreds at this point, and he's so into it,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: and he's so enthusiastic about how he presents their information
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: and it's just about how, you know, a Rockefeller started
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: his oil empire one hundred something years ago. But it
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: is fascinating, it is it really? And now he's done
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: the second Dave Senra se n r A. He's now
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: spun off that podcast where he sits down with people
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: like Todd Graves, Michael Dell, you know, the guys who
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: founded coinbase, and just talks them, talks through their stories.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: And it is also because what it really this if
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: you listen or these podcasts were taught in probably these
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: are high school level things, I would say. And you
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: listen to how Todd Graves, uh, you know was putting
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: up the own the drywall in the original raising canes,
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: and how he was you know, going from bank to
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: bank begging for loans, how he had to go. He
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: worked on a crab boat for you know, almost died
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: to raise the money. And this is just for chicken
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: figures now ye billion dollar in Louisiana. Yeah, and if
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: we talked this to kids, the whole like grit, Yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: well that's one thing, but also the oh you're a millionaire, billionaire,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: oh you were. Almost all of these guys worked harder
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: than I'll ever work. Then they'll ever work, you know,
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: fourteen sixteen hour days for years. Yeah, And that's what
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: builds these great companies is guys and girls of course
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: just absolutely just being machine maniacs like the Dell the
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Michael Dell when he built Dell computers. His mom calls
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: him crying because he's supposed to be going to you know,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: pre medical school and he's trying to make computers in
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: his dorm room, you know. Or doctor Dre you know,
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: any of these people who are just obsessed with these things.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: It's so interesting to hear about.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: When you're that obsessed with stuff too, you get little support.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're crazy. This is a term that's a lot
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: of these stories is people turn you down a thousand times.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: And then the famous story about Dyson and how you
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: know he had twelve hundred prototypes that just sucked and
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: his FAM's his family hates him, but he's out in
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: the garage building.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: That why it's called WD forty because the yeah, the
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: fortieth time was something like that.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: And you know who else is really really into this
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: is Brian Grazer. You know, he and Ron Howard have
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: imagined entertainment. He's famous for any like he loves curiosity
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: as a book about it. And he's famous for calling
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: people into his office who think they're going to have
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: like a business meeting and this is going to be
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: their big break. He's like, no, I just I'm really
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: curious about like what you do, and they're like, oh okay,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: But like that's the kind of knowledge he wants. He
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: wants to know how people are, you know, got their
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: start or more like you know, what's your thing and
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: are you into it?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: So it's valuable, right, And that's why I said this
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: in the podcast. His main podcast is called Founders that's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: been around for a few years, and this newest one
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: is called David Center where he's actually talking to people
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: in real time, like the one Jimmy Ivy and I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: brought up again recently, because he he just talks about
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: hustling and all this stuff that would do the stuff
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: that Jimmy I do.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: That guy og hustler, you know, interned at recording studios
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: and dealt with maniacs.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: One of the most interesting things that he told is
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: how because he had I was, you've working with doctor
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Drey back in the in the nineties and stations wouldn't
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: play their music. So he bought ads and just put
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: the song in the ad, would call what was that song?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: You got to play it? And like the radio station
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: is getting paid and oh yeah, so on and so forth.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: But like the creative and just weird things they do.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Of course this also, as you might imagine, a lot
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: of this leads to broken marriages and families that fall
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: apart and all that kind of stuff. But it really
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: you really do learn about It's. Yeah, the the people
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: who make the you know, the the Einstein's the world
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: and the curies of the world who make these discoveries.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: That's great, but it takes these sort of people who
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: are just maniacs to create all the great things we
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: have around us, from your iPhone to your whatever else is.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: You're using your life to standard oil. Ah, So it's
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: super interesting. Kind kind of made me think, like, well, what,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: like how interesting it is when people are interested in
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: a suit and a topic and just go hard at.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: It, and then when you look at it in retrospect,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: like the movie The Founder with Michael Keaton about Ray Kroc. Oh, Yeah,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: with McDonald's, when you look at it backwards, you think, well,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: it was so obvious, but it was such a brand
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: new idea when you could do something quickly and get
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: a burger and a shake. And then he kind of
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: bought all these ice cream machines and the thing that
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I admire the most about these people. Is that saying
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: it takes money to make money. If I had the money,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be brave enough to invest it in anything.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: I would just rather have the money that came up.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: I forget which one it was. But there was this
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: one of this one of these famous guys who you know.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: He he'd made a million bucks in oil very early
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: and retired in his twenties and like, oh, this sucks,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: and then he just went back for oh decades and decades,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: created billions of dollars of wealth. Yes, he had a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: million to start with. There's plenty of people you can give
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: a million dollars and Jack and zero. Well this his
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: dad was His dad was a rich diamond guy. Yeah,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: well he still took that money, made PayPal co made PayPal,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: It made turn Test. And you hear about like Elon,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: like Tesla was about to go under, SpaceX was about
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: to go under. But he's there every night. He's on
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: the assembly line with these engineers. Yeah, and I'm glazing Elon,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: but I'm glazing all these people. There's equal glazing among
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: co equal glazing. That none of these, none of these companies,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: none of the awesome things we have around us happened
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: by chance. He took these maniacs just investing in and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: that's Founder's podcast and the David Cinra podcast. But that
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: that reminded me. I wanted to ask you guys in
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: the room about some things that you are super into,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: because I do think it is interesting to hear about
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: things you're interested in. So I want to get that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: with you all. Some of you all all right, cool,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: this is Wood.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: He will be back on Monday. Everybody else is on
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: the crew is here today and we're kind of trying
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: out something new called Explain your Thing and Menace.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: I thought about you because you've had lots of things
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: over the years. Yeah, so I'm suspicious when you have
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: a thing, however, because he Greg can speak of this
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: the most. Yeah, and it happens to and it often
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: so often it happens to be something that's like super
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: popular and suddenly Menace his way into it. However, Yes,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: this new F one thing you have, I think you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: truly are fans.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: It's stuck.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're you're traveling all over the world to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: go to F one races. All of a sudden, it's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: super fun.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: And I would say for the past couple of years
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: and it wasn't you know, popular in America?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, now I do. But I know other I
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: know a girl who's super into F one and she's like, well,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I can't really talk to you about it because no
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: one will get it. But then I'm saying, well, this
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: is yours, clear, your thing, so it must be something
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: interesting about it. So menace, I'm not going to ask you. Obviously,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: all the engine specs, all that stuff, but what is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: it about F one that you find so fast and fascinating.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Well, I think I was first drawn to it. Now
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: I do have to blame Burke Kreischer. Like how kind
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: of first started is when it first came.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: To Las Vegas.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: It got a lot of heat because it was taking
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: up the Las Vegas trip and it upset a lot
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: of locals, and so yeah, I was like, eh, I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: like okay, whatever. But then Burt Kreischer went on this
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: rant about how awesome F one is, and I'm a
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: big listener of his podcast, so I said, you know what,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going to check it out. He did recommend Drive
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: to Survive on Netflix, which is basically like the reality
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: show for F one. The Hard Knocks I guess yeah,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: and you know me, I love a good reality show
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: and it is.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: But are there screaming women, you know, drunkenly getting into fights?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: So check this out. There is a lot of drama.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: There is a lot of smack talk, like on and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: off the track, and there's a ton of gossip constantly.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: There's hot goss's and there's wagged And what's really cool
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: about it is that a lot of these race car
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: drivers have grown up together from karting and these little
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: go karts to now being huge like International Stars.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Racing, Racing, GASCAR or whatever. It's one of those things
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: you're like, how do you get to be where you are?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So they start off in like kart racing, and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: since they know each other, they're open to smack talk
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: like crazy, which is awesome.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Now that's the you know, the hot goss of it all.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: But so I would say that it's like Real Housewives
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: for dudes, But there is so many women that are
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: into f one.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Like I said, yeah, the only person I know who's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: super is a girl. I don't really think that's a
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: fair way to say it. But it is like a
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: reality show. Now on the racing side, it's incredible what
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: they build and like how fast these things go. Street
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: racing of any kind is always more interesting to me
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: than track racing. The local track, I should say.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems like it would be repetitive.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, no, no, no, no no, well yeah that
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: you're talking like you're talking about NASCAR. Yeah, but with here,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: just yeah, on the streets are on a track, it's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: it's insane on how fast they go. Now it's gotten
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: even better because this year they're constantly changing the cars
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: each year. Now everyone is kind of like on an
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: equal playing field. So like all these people that had
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: just been dominating for the past couple of years are
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: now like not in like a couple of teams that
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: haven't been doing well or like kicking ass so and
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: some cars are just super messed up that they haven't
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: even been able to complete a race yet. And we're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: talking about people have spent literally a billion dollars to
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: make this car work and it doesn't even work right.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: You have teams of engineers like basically building a rock,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: right if you because if you watch the Brad Pitt
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: F one movie, which is another reason to bring this
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: up now, gaining world, you know a lot of mainstream popularity,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: just the all the engineering and science that goes into
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: each of these cars. You think, how could this thing?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: What kind of.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then just the exciting things of the expansions,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: like you know, Disney's now a part of it. Now
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: they have an offshoot that they're getting into F one
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: and we don't really fully understand what they're even gonna.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Do with that yet.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Also Apple have just taken over all the streaming rights
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: for it. There is a new team, the Cadillac Team,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: which is really exciting. Audi has taken over a team,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: and then Toyota has like gone up in sponsorship of
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: the host team. So I don't know, there's so many
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: different factors to talk about this, you don't even know
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: which way to do.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Women like it because of what I would call the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Kentucky Derby effect, whether because when you go like you've
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: talked about the infields and little it's very fancy.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's exotic places around the world. No, I think
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: everybody's there's dude, there's women that are way more technically
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: savvy than I am to talk about F one, And
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: there's a ton of women content creators I think more
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: than men that talk about F one.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I think is a big part of it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe for you, maybe I'm completely wrong, But when they
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: have those types of exclusive parties and it's thirty five
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars a ticket.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, celebrity. Yeah right, guess what, it doesn't sucks.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: I bet it doesn't suck at all. But that's got
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: to be a big draw.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: For of course, because I love going to all these
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: locations where these races are, and now this is just
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: an event to go to in.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: The So would you say that F one is kind
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: of secondary, like that's the star, Like if you were.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: Only able to watch it on TV or you weren't
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: able to go to any of the surrounding events.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: No, I still watch it on TV. So I think
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: that's just that is a big part of it that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: it is happening in like super cool places.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: So I think what's cool about it too, is like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: when you don't know a lot about it, you think, wow,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: how how how can you be great? All you have
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: to do is like push gas and steer. It looks
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: so damn difficult.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Try to get into a simulator, just like sit in
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: one of those if you ever walk by one, because
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: they're like all over the place. Now, try to just
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: drive on like a starter F one track, you'll crash
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: the car and me.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: In two seconds. Hard. And then I googled a picture
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: of a steering wheel for an F one car. It
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: looks like the inside of a computer.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Everything's computer control. There's all your the I ssure assume
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: obviously obviously the gears, but breaking and all that stuff.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 11: Is.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to be super fit to be a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: race car driver, because these aren't like bench seats. If
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: you don't fit, you don't drive.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Do they get to wear diapers?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: No, but yeah they will like maybe pee, but but
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: no diaper pants. But yeah, if you want to get
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: into it, now is a really good time. There's new
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: teams that you can be a part of. Also, all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: the cars again are on like kind of an equal
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: playing field, so no one's like really dominating right now.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: And if you want to like.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Start drive to survive without having to watch all the
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: other seasons, I say start with last season. It will
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: kind of update you on pretty much everything and anything,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: and then you're good to go.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Do they follow the pit crew on these shows? Because
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: that to me is the most fascinating part. How the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: hell do they do that so fast?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Kind of, but it's mostly like they called the principal
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: I would say, like the manager of the teams. They
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: kind of follow those guys and sometimes they have their
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: own scandals.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: So for every f one car that you have, obviously
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: there's a driver. How big is the team for each car? Oh? God, huge,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: really huge big.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: It could be you see the people at the races,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: but then there are also like part of that team
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: hundreds of other people that are like designing the cars,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: and they have massive facilities around the world, mostly in
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: Italy but in some other places as well.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Well that's pretty yeah, pretty like I would think there
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: would be ten people.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, huge.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, Sammy's thing is holding up a sign
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: that's his braksh Now it's kind of your passion area.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: She hates people talking.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: We got more Woody show coming up, So spool slop
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Jeff Gee, what's up, Jeff?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: What's going on? In Good morning?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: Squad Lakers made it seven in a row last night against.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: The Rockets, three touching him, Luca gotcha.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 9: Struck, Luca was in his bag last night. Woody showed
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 9: forty points. There was one play where Luca split the
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: defenders with the behind the bag.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Dribble and then he no look the lob to Ruy Man.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: It's so fun to watch Lakers in Miami at five
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: pm tonight. Speaking of the Lakers, they are actively looking
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 9: for new sponsorship patches for their uniforms for next season.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Maybe a Woody Show patch. I mean, I can dream right.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Moving on to the Clippers.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: They craft the bed last night in the second half
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 9: against the Pelicans and lost by fifteen. Kawhi had twenty
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 9: five points in the lost same two team tonight in
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: New Orleans WNBA, the league in the players Union came
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 9: to a deal on a new collective bargaining agreement. The
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: minimum salary is going up five times from last year
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: to three hundred thousand dollars and the supermax contracts going
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: up to one point five million dollars, up from two
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: hundred and fifty g's last year. Overall, a nice win
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 9: for the women in the WNBA. Hockey Ducks lost to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 9: Philly Kings are hosting the Flyers tonight and last but
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: not at least this morning, Woodie Show. Dodgers start their
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: season next week and they've got some great new menu additions,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: including a Loco Moco bowl, Bone Marrow, tacos, charsuite pork,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: loaded fries, and a watermelon Aba Nio margarita.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: In a mini cooler mug.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: Although soundfire, there's nothing like big Back in at Dodger Stadium.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: I'm jeffg and nut your Sokal sports.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Jeff. I can't wait for that
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Bone Marrow talking. Oh yeah, as promised to throw back
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Thursday request. I know Menace is gonna love it.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 11: Yes, Teddy Wise, Joy Woody Show, I'm excited.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: A Woody show. That's right, this is the Woody Show.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: And I don't know how often you buy pasta sauce,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: but if you go to any regular store, right, it's
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: a thousand dollars.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: It's so much money.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: Now, there is a restaurant which I think is extremely
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: extremely overrated, called Carbone, but they have pasta sauce available
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: in the store and it is quite delicious.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: So I do recommend that. But I also recommend if you.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Just want to get pasta sauce, go to Sammy's favorite place,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: Trader Joe's, because it is like way cheaper.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: That's what I've been doing.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: And it's like.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: It tastes exactly the same, but somehow they sell it
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: way cheap.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: And not only is it way cheaper, but if you're
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: interested at all and Morgan, this might be more of
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: a you thing. But if you're interested at all in
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: the sugar content, because spaghetti sauce bussa, yeah, spaghetti a
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: little lot of sugar in it. Low. It's low at
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Trader Joe's and it's not that low though, it's like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: instead of like nine grams, it's like four grams.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, and they have ones that aren't super tomato heavy,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: which is why I really like it. They have much
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 7: lighter sauces and it's like the.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Best wait, tomato sauce is and tomato heavy.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: It's like, I mean that's more.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 7: Like vodka ish, right, Like I'm more of a vodka
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: sauce dish like that.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: That are great, yeah, but I was shocked on how
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: much costs, Like when did that happen?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I just get store brand and it sometimes on sale
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: like whatever three bucks something like that. Really yeah, it's.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Not bad, but like Rayos that got bought out, they
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: and you can get it at Costco a little bit cheaper,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: but it's like, am I dining in? Why is this
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: sixteen dollars, but it is good.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Am I at a fancy restaurant, So I guess that's
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: just a hack for you. See massip here's a real tip.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: But by the giant hundred and five hours pasta sauce can,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: those are like eight bucks.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: But don't you have to make it all?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Is it for restaurants?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: But how people are you freezing it?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: You could freeze it very easily, throw it in you
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: do that thing that apparently you're supposed to do with
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: everything frozen, put it in ice cube?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: Understood this. I've never done it. I like the idea
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: of it, but I cannot.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: About saving stuff for later, like put it in an
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: ice cube track? Do you have extra chicken bra ice
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: cube track?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 8: And tin?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Freezing stuff is such an old person thing. Got this
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: huge birthday cake last week and there's no way we're
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: going to finish it between two people and my mom,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: I'll just put it in the.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Freezer, frozen birthday cake. But that's the thing, like I mean,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: just that it's been in the freezer. Like, oh, you
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: eat your wedding cake on your one year anniversary? Oh
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: thank you? That's disgusting.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I think red pasta sauce, the tomato bass, it's all
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: kind of the same. It's the Alfredo stuff that is
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: varies widely, like the stuff in the jar that's the gloopy.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: When do you hit the power ball? Buy some of
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: these harbones.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: And you know what, Trader Joe's has a really great
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: it's seasonal, but it's like a lemon Alfredo type of sauce.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: So good the summer again, look for it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Shout out, show will be right back.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Show all right, it is the Woody Show, and Woody
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: is out today. He will be back on Monday. Everybody
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: else holding it down. And we got this week in
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: audio with Sea Bag.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: And who would have thought that the big star of
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: the week in over multiple forms of audio was Afro
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Man is awesome, So to catch every one up. In
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: August of twenty twenty two, Afroman's home in Ohio was
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: raided with a no knock raid where they busted down
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: his door because it was alleged in the search war
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: that there were drugs he was apparently kidnapping people. Now
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: that none of that was true, and you think the
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: guy an Afroman even didn't have drugs in his house.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: He wasn't running any kind of you know, child trafficking,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: ring or anything of that nature. He got very mad
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: about this. He said they owed him for his door
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: that was broken down. He they they seized like five
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars. He claimed that they shorted him four hundred
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: of those dollars. And he since then released a number
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: of songs specifically and directly attacking the officers who raided
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: his home, featuring and not attacking, well, he's attacking their characters.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Now he has now been sued because of this.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: YEA.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: One of these songs is called lick em Low Lee Lisa,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: about a lady who one of the cops who came
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: into his house, who he claims in this song number one,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: he claims she's a lesbian the lickham Lo Lisa, and
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: the low part is he found out later that she's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: a very low speaking voice. Here's a bit from Afroman
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: on lickham Lo Lisa.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Man, woman, you really don't noah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: I noticed her voice is a.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Few octaves loa.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: She's not too loud, she's not too fine, but she's
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: light foot file.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 12: Something something that's bigger than my.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Lisa, something like. So that's Lisa Lisa. She sued along
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: with several other officers sued Afroman for defamation say I
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: don't lick him low also released music videos to this.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, And he then then when she so now
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: that she's since she sued him, she had to give
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: an affidavit. So he then took her affidavit remixed it
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: back into his like a twelve minute version of now
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: he said that again, this is her speaking said, she
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: has a very low speaking voice. This is Lisa the
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: the the Ohio police officer talking about Afroman's song.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 13: Thanks being said, are you Lisa Philip?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: That's her. That's I'd like to.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 13: Get a Walmart and you called a guy because of
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 13: your voice.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: We're asking if you got a peker? How do you
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: like that? You like that is like a female or
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: a guy asking.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: You out of vagina that.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: She started crying too. Yeah, so here is so she
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: was giving this again, this affidavit about going to Walmart
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: and being asked if she as a pecker, and yes,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: she did get emotional. There's times that.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 13: Gives said to me, I had to go home because
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 13: I can't look because client wise, I've had a deep
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 13: voice in my life.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: I did not wake up for one and beg God
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: have a voice.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 13: All right, I have not had a sex change. I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 13: did not have a penis. I shouldn't have to prove
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 13: I don't have a penis, or about having a penis
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 13: bigger than the rest of guys that I worked with.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 13: And he over and looking me.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Come on, Oh my god, that's.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: So, I agree to it. I was on your side too,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Is that nothing?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Afroman's pissed that she was part of this No knock rad.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: It was unwarranted, nobody intended. And I'm getting wal Mart.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: They stop you, ask if you well because these this
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: is small town Ohio, and this was the biggest story
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: in small town Ohio. Because Afroman, for whatever he's Earth's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: the biggest star there probably And Lisa again, this is
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: the affidavit that he put back in the music video.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Oh no, she has one final statement, does lick theim lo?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Lisa not a cricket, not thief.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 11: I'm not sure.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Why didn't you say? This is the Dictionary definition of
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: the streisand effect, meaning when you're trying to get something
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: buried so nobody finds out about it. The fact that
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: you tried to get it buried becomes the story. Now,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: would we have ever heard this song in a million years.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Nope, it would have been a deal. I admit in
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: her little town in Ohio, and that's that, and that
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: would have gone away eventually. Now we've gone nationally.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Now we're putting it on black Oh.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: They sued Afroman for almost four million dollars for this
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: defamation because there's other allegations that he put out in
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: other songs. But so Afroman saw lock him low, Lisa
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: crying about haven't been told to you to pick her?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: And he did and produced this fake music video. He
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: hired an actress to play Lisa. He pretends to have
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: sex with that actress.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: He then has her simulating stuff which I didn't know.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: This was a lout on YouTube.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Same, And then he inserted himself back in his own
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: music video, consoling Lisa for being so nasty to her.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Lisa, I'm sorry, I didn't know that hurts you like that.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: You know, you kind of intimidating me. I mean, you're
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: cop you guys rat in my house. He knocked down
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: my door. I'm sorry, I thank you and nice look
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: good lady. I didn't know he was a biological lady.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 13: I was just just having fun with the bad situation.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So he released another song called Lemon pound Cake.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Here's just a little bit of that. You want to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: hit that there.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Adams County Cheer Gig down my door.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 12: Then I heard the glass break.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: They found no kidnapping victims, just some lemon.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Pound What he's talking about is he released the whole
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: video that he had and then looking at his dick
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: eat his linen pound cake. They didn't eat his linen
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: pound cake, but they looked at it and sending a
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: whole song about that. Push comes to shove. Afroman won
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: the lawsuits. He does not have to pay all these
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: these cops four million dollars because I kind of went
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: with Greg's like, there's nothing in this cop breaking into
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: your home that says she's a lesbian.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: H If you google lick him low Lisa, there's a
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: picture of her crying at the deposition.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: But it is still free speech.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, when all the all the knuckleheads with all
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: the wrong interpretations of free speech, this is actually free speech.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: And did you see the one where he's talking about
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: having sex with some CoP's wife. Yeah, and then and
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: then the lawyer asked them about it is this true
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: or not.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Well, the lawyer did something that was kind of underhanded.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: He is, so are you how do you know that
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: mister afrol Man does not have sex with your wife? Yeah,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: because now now folks will say, well, you can't defame people.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't go and give an interview, like
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: a straight up news interview where I'm not screwing around
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: or joking and say that Greg did X y Z
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: awful thing. But because it's in song form, because these
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: are public officials and it's fun.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Names or anything.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, he definitely, including one song he made where he
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: straight up called a guy a pedophile because that guy's
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: brother got arrested for some kind of child stuff, which
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: to me, that's like, oh man, that's awful, close to death.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: But it's in a song.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, quote unquote parodying.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Ye have the same We've had the same argument about
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: these rappers who who sing song a rap about crimes
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: they actually committed. So yeah, he won. This was Afroman's
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: big victory speech outside the courthouse.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: God, he must have worked on that speech all night. Yeah.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: If I'm Afroman, do I stay in that town? Though?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: I think you're empowered.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: They could be gunning for me, well, yeah, something.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: But he like them. Of course, I get the comments
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: on YouTube of the video. Someone said, I've never seen
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: a citizen so fully owned law enforcement like this, Like
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: so I think he thinks he's a king now.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Right, And he was wearing but suit the whole time.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: So he said. The fact that it's so uncomfortably long
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: and they played it and it's entirety in a courtroom
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: isn't making.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: Because you look a little fifteen man, because and he
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: went into extensive sex.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like how does the court just sit there and
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: not laugh?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: So far?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on every front, because to be fair, these aren't
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: awesome parodies, These aren't awesome production. He's fully just making
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: up stuff about her being a lesbian in this guy
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: being a pedophile. But the fact that they're fighting it
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: and strisand effect is the humor in all of this.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: In fact, as the trial is going on, afro Man
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: is actively releasing parody songs, including this one about one
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: of the guys, one of the cops, Randy Walters. And
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: this is that song. This is a guy that man
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: was talking about, how can you prove he didn't have
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: sex with your wife? Andy? It's not a great song. Yes,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: he does use full names. He says things that are patent,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: but it's in song. Yes, I mean, so that's that's
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: this will be. He will be forget. You know, afro
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Man has had one song one hundred years ago. He
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: will be cited in court cases for the rest of
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: America's history.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, like, dude, let's look this up five
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: years from now. I don't think he should stay in
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: that town. They're gonna bust some case say something. And
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: I'm so shocked that he would move to a place.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: I think Ohio does have legal weed, but you know
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: that's not like super friendly to that kind of thing,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: and so on and so forth. But maybe Dave.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Chappelle helped mount. Doesn't he live in Ohio, Well he
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: can move there.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: He'll get because Afroman still plays like these music like
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: jazz fast or whatever. All these other festivals is one offs.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: So he's got that book for the next two or
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: three years.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: He could play eleven pound cads. Hear all the hits.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: So that is that is the state of the Afroman lawsuits.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: It We are back here at the Woody shown as
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: we do every week. See bass is looking at this
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: weekend audio.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: I'd a lot of love to talk about. You guys,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: get another season of Love on the Spectrum. Oh yes,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: And because the last time we talked about this, we
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: said we should get half Baked and Hammer and Hank
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: on Love the Spectrum. And I I think the reason
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: we can't get them on is they're not young and
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: cute autism people. I'm looking at this. I'm looking at
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: this trailer and we can listen to it in a
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: second here, and it's like super nerdy eighteen year old.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this year was young.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Oh it's really young.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Here's here's the new trailer for season four. All right, okay,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: can go nervous.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Welcome back again.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I'm glad to be back.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: What does love mean to you?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh? Love means that you and the other person understand
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: It will be like a fairy tale true love like
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: Ciderellas Know Why or Sleeping Beauty or whatever right.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: There by the way.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like a cartoon character.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: More words.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: I've never watched the show, but is there a level
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: of almost like guilt when you want.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: To not at all?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: It's me.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: I cried so much watching it.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: It is so pure it's not jaded at all. There's
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: no cynicism at so well done.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, though.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 8: I've seen the trailer, well you need to actually watch
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 8: it and have heart.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people who are really into it, like Morgan and I,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: it's not like that at all. That's why I think
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: people fell in love with it, because it's like I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: just need a break from being told how horrible everything is.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: I'm getting it. This is why Morgan loves them as Tyler, I.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: Don't know, but that's the thing. It's like, there's there's
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: such a purity to this show. Nobody's being made fun of.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: We're rooting for these guys and some do better than others.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: But like it sounds like we have a couple of
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: recurring characters coming back to show their love blooming even further.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: They alluded to James proposing like at the end of
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: that's right.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: And a couple of them are going on like trips.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: And look at Mott.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: His girl is a bad she is hot, dude, she
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: is a really I was that he's he's that's she's
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: out of.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: His leagu half big Nieces own show because he geels
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: a little too hard in the paint.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of talk about like Hooters girls.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's not happening, all kind of stuff.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of love and speaking of being nice to
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: each other, we finally have gotten our sit down interview
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: with the lady from the Coldplay kiss cam. Oh yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: yes she has a name, Kristin Cabot. Yeah, she sat
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: down with the one and only Oprah and a very
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: awkward thing where Oprah was in some like office building
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: and there's like forty people just kind of sitting around
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: just watching her time. I'm trying to think where did
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: this even air? I mean I heard clips but on
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: Oprah's YouTube channel. Oh okay, Oprah can't can't stop oll stop,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: she stays a interviewing uh, and Kristin Cabot says that
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: you guys, especially well you ladies, I should say, stop
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: making fun of her making out with the Ceover company.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 10: I'm heartbroken at how women are treating other women like
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 10: we're so much stronger together. Why are we eating each
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 10: other alive? Yeah, and holding each other back? And why
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 10: do we take such joy and seeing other people suffer?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really scared.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 8: This applies to me.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, po yeah, yeah, to each other that we made
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: the observation. The biggest like haters on women that you
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: know are other women, But why.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Why why they're stronger together?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah they should be. I mean that's what you hear
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: on the surface, behind the scenes.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on this this girl's part is like, okay, you're
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: you're screwing around with the CEO, and she claims that
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: he kind of lied about the status of his divorce,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: which might be true. I don't know, but it's a
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: smart move to then say, you guys, really, are are
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: we going to be doing this? Are we gonna be.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: Making are we really doing this?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Were making fun of me?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: But in this case, I think this was all about
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: the same old you know, low hanging fruit like late
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: night you know, talk shows, and you know, it was
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: just such an easy joke to make.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: And you did it to yourself, dummy.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you're on the jungle throne. But then
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: she's specific you might have I don't want to know
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: your lawn here, but anything about uh, mister coleplays X.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: I know I haven't talked about it because then there.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: Was something like even Gwyneth Paltrow made fun of me,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: and like, how dare you like calling out the big
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: a listers.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Eh, it's everybody else's fault that her exactly. Yea, it
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: was great that it happened that if she had sat
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: down like, look, guys, I understand it was mega hilaire.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: They made the mistake.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: When they were on the Kiss camp to be.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Like diving out fully did this to ourselves.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: If they would have just.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: Like, if like they would have just separated ever so
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: slightly and high fived, it would have been fine.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Right, And Sammy says, I look like a man. This
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: is not cool?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: WHOA speaking of women of women?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: Not well? I dare you to hate on this. Whoopie
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Goldberg was asked about because she's single. FYI, she's seventy
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: years old. Gentlemen, well you might have a chance, according
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: to this clip from the View.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 8: I am, I know, I know, but you don't go
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 8: bar hopping to do any of that stuff, right.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: No, that's not so.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bar hop I go hang.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: I'm just hitting runs when I need.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: It, Lucky runs, all right, Okay, Now, whom do you think.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Let's assume it's a famous person. Whoopy Goldberg is hitting
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: and running with.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: That Danny DeVito still with yes, real pearl didn't they're
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: still together.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: I thought they kind of they're divorced. There was something
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: was something say, are you going to do better than
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: each other?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Danny Divido and Rea Pearlman. Yeah they haven't. They been
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: divorced for like twenty years.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 7: Separated, but I don't think they officially got divorced.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Are they allowed to not be together?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like they have to be okay, reconciled and
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: the separated again. You guys are all correct, Yea, So
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: maybe maybe Whoopy and Danny are not destined to be.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: He's like he's like a spinner for her. Uh Man
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: is speaking of having a chance. Folks who don't know
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Casey musk Graves is, Yes, Menace was weirdly sexual about
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Casey musk Graves a year ago. What what I say?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: You were just like you got I said that she
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: was hot. Yeah, yeah, what she is, which is true.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: She's a country star. Well, she has released a new
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: song called dry Spell Menace and apparently she's on the lookout.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: Only where the capital age is no one I'm getting
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: I've been sitting on the washing machine. No Mussian, ain't
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 6: nobody's boots on my bed. Ain't nobody druck up and
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 6: my dry for late not call for a real good timing.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Now that's country music.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: Everybody shout to Casey Musgraves.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: I she's a really good live performer as well.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: She I have no frame of reference to her. I've
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: heard of her, Obviously you haven't heard her songs. I
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: gotta admit I love that. I'm lonely with a capital age.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 11: Genius.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is she the follow Your Arrow girl? Is that
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: Casey musk Grave. That's the only song I've ever heard.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: She's great.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 7: So Casey Musgraves, before she became a big solo artist,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 7: was a writer from Miranda Lambert for years. So a
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 7: lot of Miranda Lambert's really great songs were written by
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 7: Kasey Muskraves.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: By the way, Follow Your Arrow her big first hit
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: in twenty thirteen, thank.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: You saying if you want to know what he gets
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: menas horny. Casey Musgraves sitting on a Washington shout out,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Casey Musgraves.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: I love it so yeah, good audio.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: A lot of love in the air, and we have
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: another edition. I predict we're gonna have a lot of these.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: We called this last week. I believe Fatty's getting mad
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: at Southwest, It continues, Oh, what happened this week involves
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: a guy He goes his TikTok is bear does hair
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  Speaker 3: and it was a large imagine I'm gay, gentleman. He
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  Speaker 3: looks like if Big Jay Oakerson was gayer. Gayer, Yeah, kidding,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: Big Jay's nice talked to me last years.
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  Speaker 2: Piercing knows percing.
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  Speaker 3: He's got that thing between the eyebrows.
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  Speaker 4: Does he have like a zzy top goatee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a lot tad and nick. Yeah, everybody's a large,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: large man. Okay, and uh, he apparently flies Southwest a lot.
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  Speaker 3: But this time they put their foot down with their
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: new fatties pay more policy. But and of course, as
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: you have to do, you have to tell the world
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: when you were denied airplane or made to pay more,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: I should say for fatness.
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  Speaker 1: Now I understand Southwest change their policy. You know, if
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: they feel like you might be big enough to need
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  Speaker 1: an extra seat that they can ask you to pay
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  Speaker 1: for one.
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  Speaker 2: I fly weekly and sit in my seat just fine.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: And the lady had the audacity to say, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: concerned about the people sitting next to you for their comfortability. Yeah, well,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: what about my comfortability with the conversation you're having in
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: front of all of these people. Just when keep in mind,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: I know I'm a hefty guy, but I've lost over
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  Speaker 1: six pounds since Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Southwest, you need to start doing better.
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  Speaker 2: Phrase, do better. Here's the thing.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Run and test to see if he was bleeding into you.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing bear does here. You've yes, you've flown
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  Speaker 3: a lot, and you've made people uncomfortable and awful a lot.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: And now Southwest is finally saying, no, stop it. We're
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: not putting up with this anymore. And he's mad that
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: suddenly suddenly there's people. Are the rules the standard?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: They're having this conversation in front of people as.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: You share it? Did they need a private room? Like,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: this is our fatty console counseling question. Please follow me
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  Speaker 3: to the fat chamber. Yeah, I mean, look one.
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  Speaker 2: Of those lactation rooms. Like, if there's an issue with
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: your fatness, we will escort you to this room here.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of you can't I mean, he lost sixty pounds.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just eyeball it. You have to make sure
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  Speaker 3: that he's spilling. We talked about this. Do you want
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  Speaker 3: us to have a seat sitting right there?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: Like an amusement park.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's I mean, then he'll complain about they
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  Speaker 3: made me sit there. Well, you can put it in
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: a private that behind a curtain. Yeah yeah, what much
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: space we got.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: It's so funny. For a second, I thought I invented
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  Speaker 4: something new, like we should have a section of the
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: plane that's just bigger seats. But isn't that first glass.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, ye, that's a great there's a place where you
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: can pay more for larger seats, not on top of
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  Speaker 3: the West.
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  Speaker 2: That is true. We're looking at this weekend audio and
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  Speaker 2: we have plenty more to get to coming up next
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: on The Woody.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Show, The wood Show.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: We are back at the Woody Show. We have a
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: few more minutes to look over the rest of this
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: week in audio.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: Would you watch a show about gardening starring Zach gelfanex.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. Okay, it's hilarious, like.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: A reality show type show or is it a comedy show? Well,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: he's going to keep it funny. I've got the trailer here,
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: but it is a little preachy. It's called this is
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: a Gardening Show coming to Netflix. The way we get
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: food is so perverse right now, I think it's worth
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: talking about it.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: Without sounding stupid. What is a tomato?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: And what we're leaving this next generation they may have
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: to know this stuff.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite fruit?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Fruit?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Can you look at me and go that's fascinating, that's fascinating.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: This is a food gardening show with your host, Zach Gaspathanski.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll keep it funny, but it's gonna be it's
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: gonna be megapreachy. Yeah about you know, farm to table
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  Speaker 3: wellness and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as he keeps itself deprecating, like what's
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: a tomato? You know, like that's that's what's I guess
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: going to keep it.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: Funny like it's him, So I will check it out.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: It'll it'll play big with the NPR crowd's Yeah. Oh,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: since we're bringing up new shows real quick, did you
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: see that this weekend that they're coming out with the
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: sn l u K Yeah yeah yeah, and you can
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: watch it on Peacock apparently the next day. Interesting, So
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: I'm here for it. Just throwing that out there, all right, Okay,
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: that's cool. Uh, we got we got more clip here.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: This is a judge in Texas. Eighteen year old strong
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: arm robber comes to like a convenience store gas station,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: you know, smacks the guy around, he's got a gun,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah uh and then sentence as
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: the guy to a long term in jail. But then
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: his mom has something to say about that.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, I cannot imagine the fear that person had that
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: was working in that store, pulling him around, yanking him around,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: putting guns in his face. All three of you, and
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: you apparently like to fight and jump people, which is
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: what's been happening in the jail. I'm going to sentence
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: you to a term of twenty five years in the
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: institutional division.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 6: Care.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: Im going to send you to a term of twenty
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  Speaker 4: five years.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: That was a bitch, Joe.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I was so naive to think.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: Maybe that was the mom being like, that's right, you
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: like to jump people.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: Well, guess what that's the judge said.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, I thought the judge was I thought the mom
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: was saying how scared her son must have been during
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: But at.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: First that's what I just like that. I thought that,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: but I heard it witch got that kind of attitude,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: like I.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: Thought, you, oh my poor boy, he must have been
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: scared of the people are saying, oh.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: He's eighteen and.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: He's an adult.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: You grab a gun and you're like and you're beating
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: up the gap, and she said that the dude just
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: went to work at a gas station and you're you
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: jump in with the gun, Like, what do you think?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: It's not a victimless crime, right?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: In eighteen I think Gina steps On, who's ten, would
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: know the difference.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: Between right now, But I don't know.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: I just I got this gun and I want some money,
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: and this man didn't want to give it to me,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: so I beat him up and.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: Aster, your life is all planned out for you.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: Now, that's right.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: That's this week in audio. Thank you see beast. All right,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: well it's a throwback Thursday. You're on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: And as we do everything single Thursday, we welcome into
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show studios, the one, the only and I
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: know he has this big, long intro which you think
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: I'd have memorized by now, but I don't. DJ to Martine,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with that, right, Okay?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: Can I do it?
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  Speaker 6: You do it?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: The the senior VP and managing partner of Club turn
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: On and what his legal boyfriend.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 12: I know there's been this month, like, in this thirty
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 12: day period, I feel like Woody hasn't been in the studio.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just lit. He hates you so much. Are
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: you guys going through something you have?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: How can you some wrong on everything? But hey, are
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: you excited though? For opening? Uh Dodgers next week?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: Are you prepared? Are you gonna go?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: I told you I have to work on opening down.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: I will be there that weekend. That's all good, okay?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: And I was just traveling.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: And I have a question for you guys.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 12: A lot has been unveiled in the Woody Show in
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 12: the last week.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Question popped up drama? Wait what is you just? Can
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: everybody bring me up to skate within?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: Long story short? Long story short? You know Morgan and
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: Tyler our roommates. Yes, okay, Well apparently apparently the day
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: that they went out with you to go drinking, they kissed,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: they made out, they made out.
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  Speaker 12: I don't act like you don't know, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 12: I didn't know it was that day.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: I think it was that day. Yeah, they blame you.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 14: Wait they literally yeah, they said I blame because Jorg's words,
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 14: Morgan's quote, I blame Tim Martinez because were you.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, were you picking up the bill? Were
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: you encouraging people to drink?
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: I may have purchased a few rounds?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, So that's one reason you're to blame. Also, this
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: is not the first guy Morgan has hooked up with
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: in this building, and you are a part of that.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 14: Wait, now that I think about it, I am two
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 14: for two with Morgan.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: Wow, you are daddy Tim?
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm just I'm looking out for Morgan. I truly
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 14: am a matchmaker. Are you gonna start wearing a fur coat?
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 14: I would also like to point out who else got
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 14: together in my presence, our little friends.
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  Speaker 7: But you know what, it was a little bit more
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 7: direct than you think, because the reason I met him
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 7: was because Tim was going to the same booth at
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 7: a pub on the ship every single night. And I
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 7: went one night to that booth that Tim had to
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 7: be And who was the other side, Steam Willie?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's a trip, guys ll Cupid? All right?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: Well that I mean, I mean that's proof. So you're
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: two for two, you're three for three.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Three for three.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: So when you were a DJ, were you a club DJ?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: Were you playing songs? Specifically to be matchmaker, like to
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: get people together, to get him to go home together,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: to get him to meet new people.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the blood the goal.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 12: Is when you're DJ, and DJs would know this, it's like,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 12: get everybody on the dance woord and get them as
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 12: drunk and dirty as possible and then whatever happens at
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 12: the end of the.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: Night, that's all them.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: So you carry this through with you and every day
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: it's like his job is never done.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 10: Well.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Morgan and what's his name? I call
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: him data Tyler?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tyler. Well back in the day, Tim was it
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: for reals club DJ and every Thursday he brings us
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: what's going on up in the club? What's up today?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 12: We are going nineteen ninety nine, We're doing DJ Michael,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 12: What's up.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: Thursday? Good job, Tim, good the March Baker creator. I
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: have a follow up for you, a question for you.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: Are you, by chance guilty of liking Bob Dylan as
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: a singer? Did you get who got Woody into Bob Dylan?
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: He admitted the other day he's totally into Bob Dylan
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: and I blame somebody, but I don't know who to blame.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 14: It's definitely not me, but I respect Bob Dylan, but
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 14: I mean I'm not seeking, but you weren't making him
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 14: like special friends.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, now that's all on Woody Man.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: Gotta find who.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 14: Monster, I mean anything you know freestyle Lisa Lisa, I
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 14: would say, I.
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  Speaker 12: Mean he already knew it, but I would be one
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 12: to condone it.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: But Bob Dylan.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta figure out.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: Search.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: Continue right, DJ Tim Martinez, We'll see you.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: In a week by Tavuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: Well, guys, that's gonna do it for a throwback Thursday.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is xhausting.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: It is in the books. It was exhausting. Indeed today
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: on the show. You can catch it on the podcast
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: later Genus Grad School. What your poop means?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: It is informative and it helps somebody out there very much.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: I always say, friends talk about the weather, best friends
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: talk about poop.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: Also this week in audio, of course, and what matters
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: now is what's happening tomorrow on The Woody Show. What
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: He's out tomorrow. He'll be back Monday, by the way,
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: but tomorrow Menaces Late night Monologue hell to the Yes,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do some Woody Show. Got talent of course,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: the Friday d u i Q and so much more,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: Plus more chances, of course to win tickets to the
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: Woody Show After Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: It'll be Friday, your last chance to win more passes
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: to the Aftershock Festival and a four pack of ticket
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: to the Fanatics Flag Football Classic. All that and so
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: much more Friday on the Woody Show.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: But wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you gave us a
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: lot of wisdom, but we didn't get our parting words
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: of wisdom.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, Well, life was best when we were
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: the ideal weight, had no debt, drank no alcohol, didn't smoke,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: and we got plenty of sleep. So basically we peaked
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: when we were eight. All right, So true?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Greg Gory, you got it.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: Gina, We'll see you Friday on The Woody Show.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Quit this bitch,