I AM RUNNING IN 2020!

After much personal thought and rank media speculation, I have at last decided to run in 2020. This episode includes:

-My campaign kickoff

-One of the finest spontaneous vice presidential stump speeches in all of human history

-My official campaign announcement and subsequent interview with Justin Robert Young on "Politics Politics Politics"

The skinny

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