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1026- 90 Day HEA (s9e10) It's a Dog Fight All the Way Home with Matt (Reality Gays) · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is TLC Tuesday,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: and guess what, it's the return of Matt Marb Reality Games.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Halla. I don't know why I said that sounded so white.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, hollow, actually gay or white or both both.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Gay and white, which you're both. But listen, I am
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: you do appear to somebody put baby in the corner.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: What's happening with your location?
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: I there is can They are building a new apartment
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: complex across the street. And they are concrete lane concrete today, so,
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: which I remember doing with my daddy when he built houses.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: It's I loved it.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: When we do concrete days. But it is hard, loud work.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So they're pouring it and then they're doing
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: the the scraping where they're making it flat and all that.
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's quite loud. There's trucks that just keep
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: backing up. Just it's like poodle and a fire station
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: just backing up to men.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: I knew there was a poodle joke in there somewhere.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jake, he gets no respect.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: Well he doesn't really, he doesn't really give it either.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: That's true, we love him. He won't listen. So here's
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: what's interesting, guys. This is ninety day Chia and Matt
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: jumped in for Kimberly, who is flying home from crime
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: Con today. And I got to tell you, so this
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: is Chia Season nine, episode ten, A Dogfight all the
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: way Home.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: It's a dogfight all the way home.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: Listen? Is that important? It's well, that's the full title, Okay. Apparently,
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: according to Matt, is from Top Gun.
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: And Maverick, not Top Gun, Top Gun Maverick, the new one.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, then my husband would not know because if it
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: was Top Gun, my husband would know. But he didn't
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: see the new one too.
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: It's great, really, Oh it was a fantastic film.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: It was so much fun.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: He loves the first one.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll love the second one. See it.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to support Tom Cruise though I know.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't think about it till after everybody did. But
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: it's Tom. I don't know.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: He's a terrible celebrity. But it just feels like, I
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: don't know who. Do we like him better than Snoop Dogg?
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Right now, don't we?
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, I.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: Don't know, it's hard to I'm just gonna stick to
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: Lady Gaga.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please Lord, don't let Leeddy geg go forsake us.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Billy Eilish wearing a Billy Elis shirt right now, I
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: know that's why. That's why you said that. So anyway,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. So Matt and I, you know, he
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: agreed to come on and do this for me. It's
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: early where he is, and it was so nice and
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, great, So I watched the show.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: I watched it twice and yeah, sat down this morning
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: to do my notes and then forgot started doing payroll,
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: made breakfast for my family, walked the dogs, and I
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: sat down to record. And remember that I was supposed
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: to also be taking notes on this show, so I
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: have none. This will be fun.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be great. And also, y'all, if you're watching it,
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not crying. My eyes just started watering like my mother's.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna walk around with that bald up Kleenex
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: in your house coat all day? Basically, yes, yes, you're
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be pulling it right out of your momo.
• 3:38
  Speaker 3: My mother had to get surgery to like open up
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: her tear ducks.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I can't do that.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: That's not attractive to a forty six year old gay man. Hey, sorry,
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: I can't go on a date and I gotta go
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: get my tear ducks expanded.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: My dad has had to do that several times, sept
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: more than once. I bet four or five times he's
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: had to have that.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: Can we sue our parents for their genetics because I'm
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: not there?
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to be sued by my children
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: later in life.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: Oh well, see I'm childless, so yes, that probably makes it. Yeah,
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Anna would totally sue you.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't know. I mean, once I get
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: this genetic testing to find out if this aneurysm thing
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: is a genetic thing, everybody, I won't be seeing my
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: parents and then kids are gonna be suing me. Yeah, yeah,
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: it'll all work out. But let's talk about these people.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna start with Kara and Ghieramo.
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: Oh a happy story.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: It's so happy. Let me tell you something. I was
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: so excited for them to bang. Weren't you. Weren't you?
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're getting into it. They're romantic, they're gonna bang.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: They're gonna remember why they love each other. These two
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: hot people need to be together, so it Germo.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: He was ready for them to bang too. I don't.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know what can we do to fix their love.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: I think they're totally separated.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: Now, right, I think they have to. I mean, she
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: says at the end of this, like, you know, I
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: don't want to do it. If he says I'm not
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: sure if I love someone, which is what he said
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: at the beginning, which I don't know if I could
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: ever get over that either, I'll be honest, And then
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: she said, you're not my person.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: That's rough. That's rough. But god, they're just both so
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: good looking.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: Matt, they are.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: They are good looking, and but they're gonna find other
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: good looking people because good looking people find good looking people,
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: That's true. And nobody's like Paris Hilton and Mary's a
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: nerd like you're supposed to. That's what I'm trying to
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: do next, But boy, I don't know if I can.
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: All right, let's jump into them, shall we. I'm carrying
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: Listen again. It's a good thing. I sent you a
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: gift just because I'm nice and I love to send gifts.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: I just sent you a gift. It should arrive today,
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Thank god, thank you. Let's pretend it's payment for this
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: carrying the show. Let's pretend. Yes.
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: So they're in this charming bed and breakfast. Do you
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: like a bed and breakfast or a more of you?
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: More of a hotel lady.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a hotel lady. Yeah.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: I kind of already knew that answer.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: I don't listen. I've been to some bed and breakfast
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: that are They are lovely, but you're just like, this
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: is like somebody's room and like, I don't know, it's like,
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: is it haunted? Like everybody can hear us walking around?
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: And then you have to have communal breakfast with everybody there.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: You don't know those people I don't know.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I go.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: You know, I love talking to the strangers, So I
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: like that part.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: Christine Arbery would love that. Jake would hate it.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I feel like they're all haunted. So that's
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: why I get nervous. Stated a wonderful one. And Galveston
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: and it's probably haunted because you know, everyone died there
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: with a fucking hurricane.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, let's move on.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: So they're at this spread of breakfast and.
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: Germel's mind is on orgasms, as he says, but he
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: even says, like, you know, he's like, he was saying,
• 7:15
  Speaker 3: you know, this is so romantic. Maybe I deserve orgasms.
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: She said, looks and she said you've done well, You've
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: done very well.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: And he said, which.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, he.
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: Didn't I think even at flirting, but it sounded so
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: kind of sad when he said maybe I deserve some
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: love and I went, oh god, at.
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: Least I'm trying.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it was like, yeah, you treat me
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: like shit, so you should. You should be commending me
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: for my effort here.
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kara all, y'all always a businesswoman that don't forget
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: the song that I wrote. Maybe we should try instead
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: of saying goodbye and then almost I wish she just
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: would have looked at the camera and said I wrote
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: that song.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: But and he's like yeah, and.
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: So Kara starts to cry already, not that that's bad,
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: I mean it's dramatic. Oh, I dropped my I dropped
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: my napkin for my tears. Okay, anyway, we're just a
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: we're just so professional this morning.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Do you know that I got I brought this mirror
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: in here because I had something in my eye right
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: before we like it. I was like this, and I
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: was waiting for you to log on and be like
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? So between the two of us.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: Were like this eclipse has got me okay? All right?
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: You know, Kara said, she gets emotional. She says, I
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: miss being married. Being married brings out a different version
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: of yourself. And I really committed to that vision and
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: I believed in it. I believe her when she says that, Yeah,
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: me too. And she misses the rider die energy. And
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: you know, she said, and I feel like being married.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's an effort and sometimes it's not reciprocated.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: And so we get into not that all men are bad,
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: but or because they're not, especially nowadays. But Taale as
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: old as time is that she thought she was going
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: to raise a baby more with him and he would
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: come home with a checkout attitude. Meanwhile she's exhausted postpartum,
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: like going through all of that. Yeah, and Guerimo, I
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: want to know, as a woman who has had children,
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: if you told that to your husband and he looked
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: at you and said, well, you were going through something
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: that you didn't communicate to me, what would you say
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: to him?
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Well, if I'm sitting on the couch crying and flicking
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: the lights on and off, and the children are upstairs crying,
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: maybe you should ask me what's going on with you?
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe you should
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: take some initiative here and be like, hey, there's a
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: baby we had together and maybe something ain't right. Can
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I help you? Because clearly you're in distress.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Lady Early, you're in the stress. Okay, that's what I
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: thought too.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: I thought that was.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Kind of like a I don't know, we'll talk.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: About unless she was really just going through postpartument and
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: keeping it down and when he came home, she's like,
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: happy wife, happy life. Let me put the pot roast
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: in the of it. Unless she was really thinking it
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: and didn't tell him she was suffering from postpartum. But
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I really don't know how you could fake that for
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: that long. I think her point is, and many women
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: go through this is I'm been home with this baby
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: all day. And in her case, I think she's also
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: probably working part time and he comes home from working
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: and is like, well, my work was more important than
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: your work, and I'm tired and you're like, well, I've
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: been at home with the baby all day, and that's
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: also work. And I think that's an age old issue
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: between men and women, is like, well, I've been working
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: all day, I'm tired, and like, well, what the fuck
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: do you think I've been doing in this house all day? Yeah,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: eating bond bonds and watching Real Housewives. I mean I
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: did that too, but also I was taking care of
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: the baby, you know. Yeah, yeah, I think it's very
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: very common, very common.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: That's what I actually love about watching their story because
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like this is a breakup that's so common
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: to so many couples, especially in their case.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: So they're so young.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, Gama's what twenty three, twenty five, she's thirty, Like.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: She's still young, but he was such a baby when
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: all this happened, and you're so different in your eye.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: As we say on reality days, don't don't if you're
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: in We tell all of our women just just go
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: to a man who's thirty years old.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Don't even start in their twenties.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that's right. I mean it does
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: work for some people. You know. My sister and her
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: husband have been together since they were high school and
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: then like my sister in law and brother in law,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: they got married like nineteen right first year in college,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: and they're all still together and sometimes it does work out,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: but more often than not, especially people that are now
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: currently thirty and twenty five, it's a different world. And
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: I think you, like, maybe it just should lock this down,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: like you feel like, oh hey, and I think Garmo again,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: like you said, he's going to do just fine, and
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: so is she. And I hope she's not dating that DJ.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: That'll really upset me.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: She's apparently dating the DJ.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Well remember he says, there was the DJ oh that
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: you dated a.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Long time ago.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think she fucked this guy in like
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: twenty fifteen.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I understand, But the fact that she purposely chose the
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: one girl's night it's going to be but Chada Knight,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: which I get it because that's what she likes. But
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: it's the night that he's DJing and then they're going
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: to the after party at his house and stuff. I
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: don't like that either.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can understand.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: I guess it's I wonder though, I feel like they
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: live in a small town though, so like, how many
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Butchada Knights like, is.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: There if that's your you know, I don't know, Yeah,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: I don't mind. Mike keeps on fucking up. Sorry, I'm
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: going to try to fix it. Keep talking.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: No, it's great, We're we're everything's going smooth over here,
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: pink shade this Monday morning.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Everything is great, everything's fine, everything's set like it's supposed
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: to be, and everything's cool. Everything's fine. It just it
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: keeps saying your mic is unpluged, and I'm like, no,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: it's not. So I gotta quit moving it. So I'm
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: just gonna go. I'm just gonna I'm gonna record like this.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: This won't be awkward.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, She's kinna okay, I'll keep going. So Mary
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Payne's not being held up, I promise. So so yes,
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: he so she is, you know, well, gear she said,
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was drowning, which GAMEA counters and said,
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: but you started going like what you were saying, you
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: were going out and doing these girl things, Kara said
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: on there kind of in the moment interview, she said,
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I scheduled a mom's night.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Out once a month. Yeah, that was it.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: It wasn't once a week, and just to do something,
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: and we would do it on Pachada night because we
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: liked going to Pachada. So I don't know, I'm a
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: little like I'm not really team anybody because I think
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: these both are just when we were young, kind.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Of the Nadelle song kind of situation.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: But but I do feel like I don't know if
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: it's a cultural thing or whatever, but like Germo just
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: reminds me of like a bull singing red, like he
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: can't he can't parse out what she's saying because I
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: don't think Kara cheated.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think she cheated either, but I do think
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, I'm going to be Chada and I
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I did that on purpose, and I'm going to go
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: hang out with this guy that used to be in
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: love with me, And so that feels good to have
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: somebody like think I'm young and hot and want to
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: give me attention and support me and true.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: And I wonder if as it went along more and
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: he was giving her less and less, she did get
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: more like flirty just because she was like, fuck him,
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting anything at home.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: It's interesting She's like, did you have sex with anybody
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: else while we were married? He's like no, but why
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: does she think that? You know, I feel like that's
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: gonna come out.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: What if he did?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: What if he did? And he's like, I thought we
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: weren't going to say this on camera.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, be Jake thinks And I kind of agree with
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: this that she did this season of Hey for Housewives
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: do so she could break up with him publicly.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Because I think maybe they were already.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Kind of broken up on the outs, but she was like,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get eviscerated online. People need to see what
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going through.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that that whole thing was like
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: you know what, I think I'm gonna join the Air
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Force and she's like what the fuck? Like she's like,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: you don't even know what that means, Like you're gonna
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: be stationed far away and that me and the baby
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: have to move, and like you got to really you
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like he kind of is like
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I have friends like this to be like, you know what,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I think I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: move to Spain And you're like really, when I don't know,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: She's want to be cool. I looked into it, but
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna do it. And it's and you're always like, Okay,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: now I've learned that you just say these things, you're
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: never actually gonna do them. And maybe he's like that,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I think I'll go to the Air Force. She's like, no,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: you're fucking not. You say this stuff you got to do?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Does that all he doesn't really get. But again, I
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: don't mean he's an excuse. He's twenty fucking five years old.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I do.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: When you're twenty five, you're like squirrel, squirrel, squirrel dick.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: No, not not in his case, but I mean, well, no,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: it'd be it'd be a good day for the gays
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: if he did.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: I expected when Kara had a baby that she would
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: just like become a housewife and stop performing and like
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: doing all of her stuff.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he thought. Maybe he just thought maybe,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: and you know again a lot of times and I think,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: like with Lauren and Alexi, we see this like they
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: agreed that Lauren would be the stay at home and
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: they would have these kids very quickly and whatever, and
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: then when she really wanted to be like, hey, actually
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I need something else in my life. I do want
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to and he's like, well, that's not what we agreed on,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: you know, and it could be that once you once
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you stay at home with kids for a while, you're like, actually,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I do need to see adults during the day, and
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you coming home at six o'clock, ain't it like, well.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: A marital agreements aren't in concrete, they're always able to
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: be negotiated.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Dave and I agreed on all that,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: and then after a little while, I was like, I
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: might need to talk to some adults during the day.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: As wonderful as these children are.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: They were very cute. They still are anyway, So it y'all,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: it devolves after this. So basically is that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: The right way?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was good job, Oklahoma.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Education sometimes evolves, the devolves, yes, And so she so
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I do think this is about Kara, they both just
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: because Garmo says, what, at some point, you just don't
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: want to be around me, So he's taking this so personal.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: So I think it's one of these things like they're
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: the perfect example of.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Uh, well, i'll talk about this later actually.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: And because then she's he says, or she says, what's
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: obvious you don't trust me? And he said, no, I don't,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: and she's like, what have I done not for you
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: to not trust me. And he's like, well, you were
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: talking on the phone with someone I didn't know, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: then you held the phone even the way he talks
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: about it, you were jugging a a loan.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: That's just I mean, how so young they are.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: And it's like almost if it's like a brother and
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: sister fighting sometimes but they he said, and then he's like,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: and then you come over and then you get uncomfortable,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: and she's like girl.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like girl. That'd be hilarious. She's like girl,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: but girl, she says.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: She said, basically, look, I'm I was just on the
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: literally on the internet. Something made me laugh and he
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: was like, what she's like. I saw this clip of
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: this Pink Shape pod where Matt said, I'm in Turky,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I'm in Juky, I got no colfriend, no man, and
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I'm in jucking.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: My husband's gimming.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: When I tell you, I showed that to Dave last night,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: the cloak that up in the reel that I've put
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: together from ninety dight, I said, I showed it to
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Dave and I started crying, laughing, and he was laughing
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: just because I was like, he didn't.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Get it you didn't get it off.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: And then we were watching House Hunters as we did
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: before bed, and I go, I kept going, trying to
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I was trying to on Discovery Plus find her in
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the coffee shop to show him why it was funny,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: and you got going, can you put that down? I'm
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: trying what ellse are they gonna pick? I go? And
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I showed it to him and she's like, you know,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: walk her through the streets all mad, like you're in
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the game, and oh my god. I was like, this
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: is why it's funny. He goes, Matt does it better?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I go, Matt, does it better than the girl that
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: did it? That's right.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Jake does it pretty good too.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that shit is so funny. I tell you,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I showed it today, but I was crying laughing. He goes,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: he was just laughing. He goes, Matt does it better.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss her, okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: So anyway, she's you know, she's like dude on the internet,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: and she said, well, since that's where she asked him,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: how do you fucked anybody else?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: He says, no, do you believe him? I don't know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, why would you ask that if you didn't,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: unless it's calculated, why would you ask that, Like if
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: she did it to throw some shade off of her,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: we'll see, we'll see, see.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, i'd get Jerry out on that. I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, well it comes out.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Kara says she thinks her mom, her mom saw Guillermo
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: like come in the house one day and he acted
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: weird and he ran to the shower, right, and that's
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: when the mom thinks he cheated. I think he was
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: high because I think when we saw Guillermo with that
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: building that hammock hammock, I think he was higher than
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: a kite. So maybe he was like high or inebriated,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: and that's weird coming home to you live with your
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: mother in law.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: So but I don't know, maybe he was cheating. I
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Well, if he had to come in and was like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: oh hi, I didn't know you were here and like
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: jumped in the shower, I think that's a little sus.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: That that's what raised my red flag with my ex
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: and well, bingo bingo, So well we did we got
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: rid of him. But anyway, I wish him the best
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: because I'm happier than a pig and shit was, And
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: but Kara Guermo isn't because she looks right at him
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: and says, I think not my person doesn't mean I
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: don't love you and respect you. We have two vastly
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: different versions of how we got here.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: And she leaves rep we'll see well, i'd be saying,
• 21:12
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's uh, let's move on to Darcy and Georgie.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And normally I take notes on this, but because I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: fucked up, I don't, which is great because this means
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I get to listen to you do, Darcy and Georgie. Great.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I feel floating. I feel floating.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Look, she was trying, she was trying so hard to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: push that out.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. Am I pregnant?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Do you like it? You like your pregnant baby? She's
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: had so many she couldn't even push it out. She
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: couldn't even push her stomach out to look bloated. I said, listen,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, is that what a dummy tuck does? You
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: can't even push it out? Do I need one? Because
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I could push it out and definitely look like solid
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: three pregger.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: So she's I'm pregnant with a hot flash Darcy, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: so this is actually And then they talk about just
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Georgia like how many dots and you boop? And I'm like, okay,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: this is where Mary Payne Roser stops signed. She's like,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear this.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I I've just got I got it ready for today.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I'm glad it's not on me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like to hear about people's pooping. And that
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: conversation went on for a few beats too long ago.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm not gonna I'm not going to retread
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: the whole thing, but let's just say it was talked about.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Now they do this funny there were Darius. He says, well,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: do you know what tomorrow is?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: And Georgia goes, well, it's tomorrow. She's like, you know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: do you know?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: She's like, what, let's say it one, two, three, he says,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Friday anniversary, which this is cute. This is kind of like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not crying over it. This is like flirty cute
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: to them, and it was.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It was cute. They had this whole scene with them,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was cute. Nobody nobody acted a fool.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It was good.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: No, And then her parents, his parents came in the
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: way every parent should enter a room with a wine bottle,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: an empty wine glass.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: That's saying, hey, that was cute, right. Do you think
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: they're horrified by her plastic surgery journey? Yes? I think
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: they are too. I think they're like, we've never seen
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: anything like this in her lives.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I don't think they Yeah, I don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: think they know what to do with her.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: But I think Georgie beats a different bulgarian drum yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Than most people.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: So I don't know if they're surprised, but I do
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: think it's a lot for them, Like especially when they
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: went out wolf or hog hunting and she's wearing that
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: outfit and the dad really was like, oh, this bitch
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: is for real real?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, is she's bringing a handbag to go.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Bore hand back and a messenger back. I think the
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: messenger back was just.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Lip glosses alone. It's yeah, And he's like, she's in
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a fur coat, she's in shoes that she didn't tie.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Don't you think Darcy is always a woman? And Stacy,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I think this said something about a woman. I'm not
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: saying it's bad or not, but you know how you
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: have those girlfriends that no matter where you go, whether
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: it's the country club or whether it's Target or whatever,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: they always have a complicated lipstick process.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: You mean it's like it's like a three step.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: It's like a three step thing.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a three step We're.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: At our children's baseball game right summer.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think back in my day, I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: did also have a three step. I would do the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: liner and then the lipstick and then the gloss. But
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: now I just have this one. I l I A.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's ilia and it's just a It's like
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: a crayon. You put it on, do stays all day?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: They should sponsor pink shade.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: They should. And then every so often I put on
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like A, you know this, I gave you this one.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I love that lip Yeah, I just put it right
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: on top, and then I call it a day, use
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: it every night. Yeah, what's this called we get? It's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: not a sponsor. It's okay. I like the little app.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: You know what. It's that they didn't pay money. I'm
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: gonna stop talking about them.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, so they're gonna go to dig Stara Zagora and
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: see this beautiful old place.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And Roman ruins. She kept saying.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, and uh, you know, she's like trying to get frisky,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: little horny, horny little son, and I went, eh, I don't
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: want to think about horny sons.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think she was trying to say Horney,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: little son of a bitch, but then was like, oh,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I can't say son of a bitch.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I can't say that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: So and Tarzi's like, and I really I love this
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: trip so wonderful.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Welcome to their home.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: It's like I love the simple things, you know, like Poopy.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I love the simple things. And I came with five suitcases.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: And I came with five suitcases. So so anyway, they
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: they are. Mom says, you know, we're so happy that
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: you hear, and we hope that you feel at home,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: and the mother even says, I'm surprised Darcy didn't have
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: more reaction because the mother says, I love you like
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: my own child. We know tomorrow is your wedding anniversary,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: and we wanted to organize a party, and Darcy just
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: kind of goes, yeah.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Here's why Georgie is not fully translating anymore, because he
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: knows that if he fully translates, sensor right, whoop toop
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: over the edge. So he just says, oh, my mom says,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you know, she welcomes you like her own and your
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: family now and we're gonna have a party. He just
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: because you noticed she talks for a long time, and
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: he says two sentences, Darcy talks for a long time,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: and he says, Darcy says thank you, like he does
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: not because he doesn't want he doesn't want them breaking
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: out that translation app again and everybody grind and her
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: face melting, and then Mom's like, what are we doing
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: at dinner?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: You know all you thinks Darcy's gonna learn Turkish?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Well he's Bulgarian. Oh sorry, I forget.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of Florian.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: What are they speaking? Bulgaria, Russian? I don't know Bulgarian.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm from Oklahoma.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Where do they speak in Albania? Yeah, Albanian?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Are these right? Are you just guessing? No?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, Well I never know anything like this.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I never know anything like this.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Do the Bulgarian bunkies you can let us know.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the Bulgarian listeners let me know. Now here's
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the thing. Every so often we'll be like, you know,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: for mash Me Abroad, somebody wrote me and said, my
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: boyfriend is from Singapore and here's what he has to
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: say about what Dolly's doing on mash Me Abroad. I'm like, Wow,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I'm really learning things.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I love stuff like that. I got to say I've
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: learned so much about the world because of TLC.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: It's maybe want to travel the world more.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: And when people say things about visas and stuff. I go, well, me,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I know, I know this.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I never thought I would want to go to Bulgaria.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I totally want to go to Bulgaria.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Now or just isn't it like? And where what's the
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: blonde one? She went with that?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: The guy who wanted to be the eighties childhood sitcoms star.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: She was a blond woman who was Russian who lived
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: in Florida. We met her on the boat the Dancer.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I'm with you.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Like wherever she went that was beautiful.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Bojo Bojo and Croatia.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I never knew I wanted to go to Croatia.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Olivia Plats. Just went to Croatia and was like, it
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: was never on my bucket list. But now I can't
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: like wait to go. But everybody that does the Croatia
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: talks about how gorgeous.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It is and it's the dick Riviera.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, well it's a whole swath. It's just like just
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: pork loins all around. I mean, can we go back
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: to Darcy and Georgia anyway?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: So Darcy does it. That's so beautiful and so she said,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: tell them thank you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: So they're leaving. She has on on in her.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: White coat with this.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I guess she's decided to wear a headscarf now because
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I guess it's kind of raining or whatever. She does
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: her wet dog impression. The parent look at Georgie like
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: the fuck.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: But well, it's just like when they were going boar
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: hunting and she was like wow, and he's the dad's like.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do think Darcy is gonna be good. She's
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: gonna be a good grandmother. I think she'll be good
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: with kids, little kids.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: That's a great point, right, don't you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: good point. Now.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's gonna want to be called grandma. No, no, no,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: she's gonna be very specific about that. No, no, no, just
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: callr Darcy.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Just call her Darcy. I would love to be called grandma.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Well, but my grandkids can call you grandma.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, they're not calling you grandma.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, oh okay. Both of my sisters
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: have grandkids, you know they do.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: My one sister has three, and my other sister has two. Interestingly,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: my one sister has has four kids but has two grandchildren.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: And then my other sister has two kids but has
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: three grandchildren because her daughter just had the second Bibi, Oh,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it's a lot.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Well, let's hope John doesn't get a girl pregnant.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: In college and waits, oh my god, stop stop it,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: stop it. Okay, we've we've talked about that, I know. Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: So they so they leave the parents and then they
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: they go they're they're on the way there, and George
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: is like, I was started for some time, and dog,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, there's a lot of sexual energy around there.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I feel it on my bones. And she's so horny
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: all the time, all the time. And he's like, oh,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: do you and she's like, yeah, well dirty. He's like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: oh see how dirty you can get.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'll get down and dirty.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Love.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Is this what she talks about his kebab being juicy?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, I'm ready for that big fat juicy effect, Bob.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And he goes okay because he was like, talk dirty
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: to me, and she's like, I'll do it. I'll do
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: it right now.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: This is why I love Darcy because she's a dick
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: pig y'all she is. We love this for her.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: So they get to the hotel.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: He's gonna go get better wine because he makes a
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Darcy makes a face drinking the wine that I've seen
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Mary pain make a face and send it back.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: First of all, you've never seen me send wine back
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: in my life. You take that back. I've never sent anything,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: but I have seen you make a face. Oh yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: if it's bad, it's bad.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: You gotta And it was a TLC sponsored wine.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Because we love those wines so good.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Please send us some more cookie.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: And so.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Anyway, he goes to get wine and Darcy calls her
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: sister and she's like hey, stays hey, Dars and she's like, well,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: everything's good. I've been bonding with his family and we
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: went to this castle and YadA, YadA, you know, and
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: not every moment it's great. She's like, I've had to
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: vent and get some stuff out, but we're making a
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: little progress. And Stacy, always the ever, ever supportive sister,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: since well, you've just both been really up and down.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, two engagements, then you're not engaged. Then he
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: never wants to take account of the bitity for his actions.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And Darcy's just sitting there kind of blinking, just going
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: mm hmmm mm hmm. And she says, I wish I
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: was there for you, and y'all don't think it was
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: a surprise.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: It was planned all along.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sure, absolutely absolutely, because they know we love nothing
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: better than Darcy and Stacy together.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I know we love the four that give us Darcy
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: and Stacey season five.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Why don't we have a show?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Just give us the show, just give it, give it
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: to us.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I don't need any more of these fucking virgin shows TLC.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I just want to see Darcy and Stacy season five.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody does. I don't know what the problem is. They
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: are having them on these other shows, so they're not
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: like Angela. They haven't been kicked off. And I think
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: they could have them on both.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Do both, do it all, do it all all?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: So anyway, so, so Stacy's coming. Darcy asked her to
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: be there. She's like, be an honor to have you here,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: and so so Darcy Stacy doesn't know, and Darcy says,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I'll pay for your luggage, and for Darcy and Stacy,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: that's like a thousand dollars.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's gonna you're gonna go over that fifty
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: pounds and it's gonna be minimum three bags.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: So so anyway, so She's like, why not, We're gonna
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: do it, do it big?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Eh.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: It's so anyway, the next day, Darcy and Georgie are
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: walking through these ruins castle again looks really cool, and
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: they're sitting there and they're having this.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Pastry that looks so freaking delicious. I didn't notice it.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Oh it's like all crumbly and lightened. I always appreciate
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: when worre You was eating it, when hot people eat
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: fattening things, because I'm like, they're real people too. But anyway,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: so they were kind of talking about the trip and
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: he's like, this is really great to be here together,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: and Darcy says, well, I asked Stacy to come to
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Bulgaria because it's a pivotal moment and I needed support.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: And she also says, you know, I need to see
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: if he's being avoidant.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Georgie is like.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, and she's like, we got twin tuition and
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: he's like sure. So he's like, they're part of our family?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Why why not?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And what do you think the parents are going to
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: think about that situation? They're gonna be like.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Whoa, Well, maybe Florian can explain it to.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Them, does Florian who is from Albania speak Bulgarian? We
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: don't think, so.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: We really need to work on our languages. Let's move on.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I still have? I still have
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: this thing they sent me from the translator.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have that somewhere too.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: What was that show called Lost in Translation?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Lost in Translation?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got that. Yeah that's the case, I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: go somewhere? Yeah was it? I didn't want to. Hey, Siri,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: what language do they speak in Bulgaria? A Bulgarian? See?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I was right, Hey Siri, what language do they speak
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: in Albania? Albanian?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: May pain?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: You're good at this?
• 37:29
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• 37:35
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• 37:38
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• 37:42
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• 37:44
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• 37:46
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• 37:49
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• 37:53
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• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Now, all right, who's next?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Who's next? Brandon and Julia and we're very happy for them.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: They're currently with child and that's wow. She looks very
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: pregnant in the picture.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I think they waited a long time to announce it. Yeah,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: don't you think.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Also, though, I bet Julia did what a lot of
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: my girlfriends did, not a lot, but some of them
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: did on their first pregnancy, where she just ate everything
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: that she could possibly eat.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you can't help it. And Dave and I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: still talk about this and Anna is twenty two. When
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I was pregnant with Anna, and we both go to
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: work all day and come home. And he came home
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: one night and it was, you know, maybe like nine
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: o'clock or whatever. I'd already had dinner, whatnot. He had
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a work thing and he comes home and he goes, oh, man,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: all day, I've been thinking about those. You know, they
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: had those like Klondike bars and they've got like the
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: crunchy on the outside, like almonds with their ice cream,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and they coming out like a four pack. He's like, oh,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: all day, I've been thinking about that. And I was like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and he goes, well, there was two left to go yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I hate them. He's like, you ate both of them.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I couldn't help pay the baby wanted it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It's just I just because I literally have been thinking
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: about it all day. I go, well, guess what I
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: was too, and then I ate one and it wasn't enough,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: so I had to have to. Don't body shave me.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, okay, okay, fatty, but no, he didn't say that,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: but it sometimes you really can't help it, Like you
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: pass the McDonald's and you have to you turn in
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the middle of the road to go and get a
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: vanilla shake. Just speaking from my own experience, like you
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: can't help it sometimes, and then you get so full
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: towards the end that you can't eat anything because there's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: no space in there for your stomach. Everything gets smushed.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: You just have heartburn.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: You used to have heartburn because everything just stays up
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and nothing will go down. So it's kind of like
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: being on Manjarro. Actually know that I think.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: About it, Mandaro. It's pregnancy without the baby. That's how
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: they should do it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Similar feeling, similar feeling.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: So now now there's lawn people out there, can you
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: hear it?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: No? Okay? Good lord, we're.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Just trying to do a podcast.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: So Brandon and Julia and they are going they're going
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: to Betty and Ron's farm and Betty's like, hey, do
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: you feel better?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Julie's like yeah, do you feel better?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: So they're both here and they're going to be better
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: and Julia or not because it's Betty and you know,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Julie said, yeah, we're good because we came with permission.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: And then we're gonna go to Miami soon and so
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I don't wanttention there. So we're working it out and
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: we're bearing the hatchet. Julia doesn't understand that phrase. She's like,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: very hatchet, you bury each other. She was very confused
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: by it. I asked, a, I what on Jacini's pod
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: what the equivalent of this would be in Russian and
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Bury the war acts?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: But what does it even mean? What's the origin story
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: of bury the hatchet?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Why didn't ask that?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to find out right, I didn't ask that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: But yes, I feel like maybe maybe it's a logging term,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: like maybe it's a law, like when they would do
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: log fights, like on Seven Brides for Seven Brothers and
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: they would throw the.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Little log axes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And no you're wrong. Oh, okay, okay. It's an idiom
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: used to mean stop fighting, to hold to stop holding
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: a grudge, and become friendly again. And it comes from
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: a custom of the indigenous peoples of the Americas. Oh,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the chiefs would bury their war hatchets in the ground
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: as a symbol, as a symbolic act to show they
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: were putting an end to the conflict and making a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: commitment to peace. Well, I love that, Yes, yes, that's
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what it means. You know. We also because on UK
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they would say so much, throw a throw a spanner
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: in the works, Throw a spanner in the works. It
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: also was the same as throw a wrench in the plan,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and so we had to look that up too, and
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: it was from some dom. Yeah, throwing a wrench, which
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: is the same thing as a spanner down oil well
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and messing the whole oil well up so you can't
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: get oil out anymore because there's a wrench thrown down there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Throw a spanner in the works, you guys again, TLC
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: teaching us if ever, and now depending if you're ever
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: in Russia, you can say, guys, can we just bury
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: the war acts? Right? And I'm sure they'll know what
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it means when the indigenous peoples of the Americas.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, no Russians say that. They say bury
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: the war acts.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they say that.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: That's what Ai said.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: No, Ai said, hatchet is the same word war as
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: they didn't say that. They make that and they don't. Maybe,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: by the way, Brandon didn't know what building was what
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: in DC, so he definitely doesn't know where that phrase
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: came from.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Russian bunkies, come at us, let us know what is.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: What? Well, you never know, you never know, so.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, So anyway, they're going to feed the animals, and
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Julie's like, I would never live it on a farm.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I actually kind of think she would love it, because
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: she loves animals so much. But not Betting and Ron's farm.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Not that Swinger farm.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, not the Swinger farm. And so anyway, Ron
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: is teaching her mother how to feed the animals, and
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: the mother's freaked out by stepping on soft things. Later on,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: they're having some good old again. It always hurts me. Now,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: pizza is a little different. Pizza is a wonderful food,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and I love a hot dog too, But I'm like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: do people come here from Europe and just oh god,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: American food is trash.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they do.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, they they're like Marco and that pizza with what's
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: her name?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's ridiculous. Scene about the pineapp. If she's gonna
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: order pizza for him, she orders Hawaiian pizza. Stupid in Europe.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: So Julia's dad is obsessed with hot sauce and I
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: don't want to be around him two hours from now.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. She's like my dad was. She's like,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: we have hot sauce in Russia, but he's never seen it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: So he should go on that show where they make
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: you eat the things with.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: The hot ones, or if they came out to La.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell he if they ever come out to La.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: There's literally just a hot sauce store at.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: The Farmer's Market. It's a great store.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Great, y'all go.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: To the Farmer's Market if you're ever in Los Angeles.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite places.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been not in Los Angeles, but I've
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: been to Farmers' markets?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: No, it's like it's the original La. It's at the grove.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, well I'll have to take you next
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: time you're in La Okay, well, well that by CBS Studios.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Where we might be going for the other thing. Yeah, okay,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I just made a plan. I just made it.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Not itinerary, okay, okay, so there's actually a really good
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: French place.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Not the point I think I'm hungry. I need to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I was just thinking how hungry I was.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, I know. So okay.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: So anyway, he's trying hot sauce, and so Betty's like, so, Julia,
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: what are you want the wedding to be like? And
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: She's like, I wanted to be small and simple at
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: the beach. And Betty's like, well, if that's your dream, Betty,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: stay the fuck out of this, honey, And.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: She's the worst is this? What is this? When Ron goes, oh, well,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: she's got list of things. You already had the wedding.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I already had the church wedding.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: She already did that wedding. And Julie's like, I don't
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: want a big wedding. And she's like, well, let's just
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: make sure there's no drama. And Julie's like, no drama
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: in Miami, and she's like, do you have a backup
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: plan though, a backup plan, and that's the that's the
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: phrase to drink too. She was like, no, no, we're
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: going to the beach.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: We're doing this and she.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Says okay, and Julia says, this is how we deal
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Betty and I forgive and forget and we never talked deeper.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well that may just be your life with.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: That healthy and so uh. Even Ron is like, this
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: isn't a recipe for success. So they're packing for Miami.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Juliet later on, Juliet takes off its three and says,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: we're not married anything.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I thought this is cute.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: She's like, we're not married anymore. We're getting married again.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: And he's like okay.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: And so they go to leave.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And we're paying. We have not sat yet. We got
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: to sit if we remember if we're in again. Something
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: else we've learned from TLC.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Someone else did this. Who was it?
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: No, it was.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Somebody else did this where they had to sit before
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: they leave, and I remember going Olga and Steve. Maybe
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: it was Olgast, but it was somebody else that was
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Was it Natalie and Mike?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was Natalie and Mike. It wasn't the littlest
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: clan member.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: That's what we call her. Remember the little person who
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: was from Russia who got canceled after that?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't yeah, yeah,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: no no, I forgot No, it wasn't her. It was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I can't remember who it was, but it was somebody
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: was like, before you leave, you have to sit. I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: feel like it was a guy, a man, but there.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: We haven't had any male contestants from Russia. Boy anyway,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: if somebody can remember, but it's definitely I've seen it before,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: and it would have only been on this show because this.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Is the show walk again, so you know, if you
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: ever have Russian guests, you better plan to sit.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Just looked this up.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: This is like a folklore thing of like you don't
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: want the evil spirit at least it started. You don't
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: want the spirits to come with you. You want to confuse
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: the spirits and they think, oh they're sitting down now,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I saw them. Basically, it's like basically if you have
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: a dog or a cat, it's like right jacking. They're
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: freaking out and then you sit down like nothing's wrong,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: and then you just kind of sneak out.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if our dogs see a suitcase come up or
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: down the stairs, it's two full days of panic and sweat.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And so now I just leave my suitcase in my bedroom.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's just open all the time. So they
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: don't know things are going in, things are going out.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: They don't know. Uh, they've not gotten used to going
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: to the beach house. Hit.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: No, they like to go to the beach house.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: But it's the it's the But have they not gotten
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: used to the because didn't?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Ginger a Violet that doesn't like to drive.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Ginger just has an anxact idea about everything. And she
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: used to just sit for the whole six hours and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: face the back of the seat and shake for six hours.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't look towards the front. She's face the back
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: of the seat. And she medicated sitting. Yes, so she
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: takes she takes Reconcile, which is like Zach every night.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And then before we go on a cartriup, now we
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: give we give Ginger a full trisodome, like she's a
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: two hundred pound man, she's sixteen pounds. You're for a
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: full transidente and we give Violet a half. And then
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: now we give them something else called Heavenly Hounds, which
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: calms them sort of in the moment it wears off,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: but somebody on the ferry then.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: They just go to sleep.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so then they just zuonk out for the car.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: They get out, and they get excited when it's time
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to go peepe and walk around, but then they go
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: right back to sleep and they get in the car.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: That's great. I'm glad we.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Were getting on the ferry as a fucking nightmare. Glad
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: we worked out a solution. Well, let me just just
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Ginger needs to be put down like a hippo. She's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: she just likes I know. Okay.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so y'all they arrived.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: In Miami and Julius feeling great and she's like, this
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: is going to be like Baywatch and Brandon goes they
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: filmed that in California, and Julia is gutted.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Just she was shocked. This is what she didn't have
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: to tell her.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: He did not have to tell her.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: The well, yeah, this is what she came to Miami for. Now,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: it's rude. Well, so they walk in, they're looking at
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the place and tomorrow's ceremony and you know, first thing
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: as soon as Betting Raun show.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Literally her head's out out the car and she's like.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I'm worried about the weather that's gonna range tomorrow.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: She worried about her hair poofing up. You think.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: That woman's curly hair. Now, look, I have curls, but
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: the amount of Beyonce's sacred hair oil I would have
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: to put on my hair to get it to not
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: It would work, but it would be so much just
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: to get it noted.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Your frizz.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, she Now, First of all, she's not worried.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: As if there's a list of four hundred things through
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: her hair, my mine would be a top three. Her
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: would be bottom four hundred. She does not care.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's worried about the.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Curl or the collar or this or the cut.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Cut again, she's going to a fantastic Sam's or Ron's
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: doing this the farm.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Ron is completely cutting her hair.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too, Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I think so too. So she would look ten years shunder.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: You know what, we don't we can't fix it?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Oh can't.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: We didn't cause it, we didn't cure it, and we
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: can't fix it. Or maybe that's aa same thing. So anyway,
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: so she's like, so you've got no backup plants and
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: she's like no, and it's gonna be fine. And she
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: was like, well, Betty's like, what, maybe have it under
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: some shelter. And she's like, if you have a wedding,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: you can do that. And even Brandon says, Mom, let
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: her do her thing.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not saying Betty's wrong. Betty's right. There should
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: be a backup planet in case it rains, but just
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: let her make this mistake. Let her make the mistakes.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Just leave it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: That is so filled with anxiety. She does the thing
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: that she's like, fine, I washed my hands of it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Don't say I didn't.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I won't say I told.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: You so anyway.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Uh so, yeah, Julia is like, no, she already did
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: the first wedding.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: So later on Julia is going out by the pool,
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: the pool with her just her mom and her dad.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: It's so loud. Why am I leaning into the microphone
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like that's gonna make me hear it better? My headphones
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: are in my ears. I'm an idiot lean into the
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: microphone as of me talking, how long have I been
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: doing this? No, I don't hear.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Tell me you're here. God. Yeah, we're just trying to
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: do our jobs. Here.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: NAT's tarting to do his job and my job.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I don't mind. I'm getting a gift today.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a gift. Kay.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: So anyway, Julia have the pool with her family and
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: our pool. I can't say very well, do you say
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: pool or do you say pool?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Pool?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Pool?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Pool? The swimming pool.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: See, Jake makes fun of me because he's like swimming
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: pool and I'm like, well, this looks like that.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: What said? Thank you? I'm going to the swimming pool pool.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I'd like a piece of pie.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, Jane, swimming pool?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Embrace your roots?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: And you know, it's so funny. He's worked so hard
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: on his accent. If you hear his parents, oh my
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: god they have. Mom was like, hey, Maya, this is
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: this is mutter poodle and like it's crazy. He really yeah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: sounds like my my parents. Well not my daddy's dead,
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: but you know before so anyway, all right, so so
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get to it, Okay, This to me
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: is classic Julia to be like, hey, so I want
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: you to move to the US. I've been fighting with
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: my husband about this for like seven months now, and
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: the parents are like, squeezee, baking powder. You never brought
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: this up to us, don't you think you creates so
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: much in her mind.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: She's like, so you're gonna move here, and you're gonna
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: move in with us to our one bedroom apartment. What
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: could go wrong? It's gonna be fine. And they're like, uh,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: we go Russia, We go Russia.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: It's a totally different in life. Can you blame him?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: These are they're elders, they don't want to learning language,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: can bring his war on a plane. I mean, States
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: for a long time. So I'm sure if she did
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: want to bring her parents over, it probably would be
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: pretty easy, you know what I mean. It wouldn't look
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: like fraud or that she'd been here three months and
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: she was trying or whatever not, you know, like Jasmine
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: trying to get her kids or uh and now what
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: we hear Jennifer with the two f's trying to get
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: her kid over, not like that she could get her
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: parents over. But they're like, what the fuck, we don't
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: want to move to Norfolk, Virginia.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: No, No, And they're like, what are we gonna do
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: live together?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: We're divorced? Yeah, yeah, there's that we keep forgetting they're divorced.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think she worked that out.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: She's like, but I got to get two apartments for them. No, no,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: they don't want to. And it keeps thundering, and Dad's like,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: is that an omen for this conversation or for the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: wedding that's gonna get rained out?
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: For the reading that's gonna get rained out? It was
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: very ominous. I loved it. It was It felt like
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: I believe now that Matt Sharp is so powerful right now.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: And Dan Adler and they just literally just called God
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: said hey, can we get some thunder at ten forty
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: five am?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: And God's like, sure, girl, got it?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: What's what the pop?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Tongue pop? I don't know. I feel tongue poppy today?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Do you know the trick that I can do that
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: nobody else can do?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: What you do? Have your lips?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You do it, you go, we suck your bottom lip
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: onto your hot teeth and then you pull down really hard.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: You know. After I had mine visiline, I couldn't do
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it for a while, but I got it back. It
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: was a thing that in high school, if you could
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: do it, it was cool.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Ah got it?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: So therego. I learned how to do it late and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I wasn't cool soon enough.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: But go ahead, all right, I think I think that's
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: it with before we move on. I'm my landlord is
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: texting me like a million times. I just have to
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: text her back. I'm so sorry, Mary Payne, this is
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: this is such.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: A ship show to Okay, I'm just gonna hit past.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: It's mine. Okay, Matt texted his landlord. So now we're
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: going to talk about and there Libby, job Yara, Alexi
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and Lauren. God help us all Natty day avengers. I mean, listen,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: just quickly thoughts on them trying to make this real
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: housewives and putting.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Out to you the same question because.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You know that probably now all of them are going
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: to attend Brandon Julia's wedding.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: They should.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: If they don't, I feel like this is a completely
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: missed opportunity. But maybe it's in a different part of Florida,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know, and maybe a different time of year
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: we don't know.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's true, they could not all be filming at once.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: But let's remember that when we were on that boat
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: ride from hell Over to the Statue of Liberty, No
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I mean just because like people.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Were, oh my god, poor Jake and poor Annie, of
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: David and Nannie.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Caitlin didn't feel good either.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was with child.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: So no. But we had at that party Brandon, Julia, Andre, Libby,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Alexi and Lauren. We had most of these people at
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: that party. Just Jovie and Yorr weren't there, but we
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: saw them at the other party. So it will be
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: very interesting if they have this event and we you
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: and I will be like, hey, we've met all these people.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I yeah, that is interesting. What now? I kind of
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: love this.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: You love the crossover.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I love this Florida thing. I love all of them together.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: The reason is is because and I said this on
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: our children this first started, Jake was like, I don't know,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: and I said.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: What are these?
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: These are three couples that always deliver on Nanni de
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: fiance and I don't think as in their marriages, they
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: don't have as many problems anymore. Libby doesn't talk to
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: her family anymore. Lauren doesn't talk to her horrible mother anymore, like,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: so we can't have that as family drama. And Joby
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: and Yarra Yara loves Jovi's mother. That's her best friend. Yeah,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: so it's now it's like they're like I thought, I
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: think this is smart of TLC to be like, hey,
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: these are people that deliver, like Darcy and Stacy, but
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: we've got to give them something to have drama about,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: so let's just make it for themselves. And I did
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: not know I would love it so much, but I
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: love it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Lauren looks like she has been into an episode of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: The Walking Dead. She's terrified.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: She's terrified the whole time.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know she has the stomach for this because
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Lauren is a sensitive person yea, and in anxiety is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: such a.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Trigger for her. Now do you like watching it though?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Or do you do you think this this format works
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: or are you not a fan of it.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I'm on the fence. I was very against it at
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the beginning.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna convince you I was very against it.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: And when they have the three couples walking together, I'm like,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: what are we doing? I loved it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, maybe you'll convince me because I'm not as
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: against it as I was. And I just gotta tell you,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Yara is one of those people that I don't care
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: about her own pillow talk. I just kind of need
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: her on every show. She's so damn funny.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: She's so funny.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: She's so funny. You didn't meet her.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I talked to her forever. I think you did too.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I told her a bit. I talked to her a bit. Oh,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I talked for.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Like thirty minutes. We had a great conversation.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Jake got drunk with Jovie because Jovie kept giving them
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: slazzara x, giving him what Joey. They went to the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: bar and Joe's like, hey, you want a sasaraq. You're
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: from Baton because Jake went to school in Baton Rouge.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: What's the sasaraq?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: You've never heard of? It's sasaak. It's an alcohol.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're in a sasarak In my life, watch.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Thomas Ravenel of Southern Charm used to talk about sazarax. Back.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Southern Charm in the first seasons? Come on now, okay, well,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Thomas Ravenel will talk about sasaaq.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Is it like s a s s.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: A q u?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Or how we've gone a long anyway, Let's just hey, Siri,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: what's a sasaraq drink?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: What's in it. You're saying, sas forrilla.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: It's an anise flavored liqueur nie flavored liqueur ca, card
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: bitters and rye whiskey.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate uh.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I I mean I said it's as I think an
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: ns flavored. I probably wouldn't like that. If it's like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: in then the Grony family.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I'm no, nacious, no.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: No, I all are what is that? Apparol sprits? No?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I will never understand it. I have never understand it.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Every time we went to a new city when I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: was an actual fucking Italy, Yeah, I would have an
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: aparol sprits once at a restaurant and be like, no,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: this just isn't for.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Me, because you maybe the people that are making it
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: aren't making it right. And I just haven't had the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: right one because people are so obsessed with it. It's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: got to be delicious, and I think it's disgusting.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: It's too bitter.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: All right, So these people all right, I I okay,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: So do you have notes?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Did they appear no? Oh, you looked like you were
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: reading something going No.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, because normally these are other people, I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: do not so, but it's they're at this party for
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: you right now. I'm sure you guys have done your
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: research that you cannot buy these products. We were like,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: we're going to buy the product.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Oh I haven't checked it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: No, it's a coming soon. Get on the waitlist, get
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: on the email list, coming soon for the products. But
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the big dog carriers are in fact like eight hundred dollars,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: and the one that she's wearing, like the crossbody, they're
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: several one hundred dollars depending on the fabric, and then
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: they have like dog collars that are like ninety dollars.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: It's very expensive. And the logo is very similar to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: the tel Far I think I'm saying that right. Logo.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: It's very similar, almost like almost like a copy.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: It's tell Far, a luxury dog brand.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Tel Far is just a luxury brand. I'm going to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: make sure I'm saying it right. It's tell Far fa R. Yeah,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: t E l fa R. If you look up the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: tell Far logo, it looks very similar to yourra's logo.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a T, but the circle around it, it
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: looks very similar. Now he's let it up because you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: know you guys, this is going to be the episode
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: with Google.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: This is yeah, we are.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, continue with that what's happening this party? Because I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: believe what Libby is saying here, and I don't believe
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Lauren's explanation.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, so well, I agree with that, but it's also
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: really shitty that Libby's saying it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I think it's a freaking girl code.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's, but y'all.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: That's that's what's beautiful about these people is that Yara
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: and Lauren follow girl code, and but Libby and Andre
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: they're always out for themselves and so so y'all. So
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: they're having this fight about who said what, and Alex
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Alexi is like, well, let's just go get Lauren and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: again you like, Lauren looks like she's gonna shit her pants.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: She's like, uh her, bless her, heard her little ticks
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: from it.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: She's like so stressed out, so stressed, so stressed out
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: and so.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so she so Andrea's like really, and he just
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: kind of starts yelling and I love it. It was
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: so hot to me when Alexi was like, hey, let
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: me do that, and I was like, oh my god,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: you're so calm.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: So he basically said, you said that, heard that.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: I body shame you and Lauren's like, wait what, and
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: she said she looks at Libby. She says, Andre was
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: reading our text messages and.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I saw I saw it all. I saw everything.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: So he so Libby, that's what's beautiful Alexi is that
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: they will throw each other and they get so angry
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: they say shit and don't realize they've told little lies
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: to or really alex Andre has lied to live and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: she's like, what you are? Rided with her upside down.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Mouth and she's upset, and Lauren's like, well, I confided
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: in you, and she's like, and I agree. When Laurence
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: says kind of in the moment, She's like, this is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: kind of shit that can ruin a marriage.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, absolutely yes.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: She's like, I was going through my issues and I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: confide with you, And she said I felt like then
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I felt like he was, but he wasn't.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I think, actually.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Both things can be true.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Because when I say both things can be true, I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: think was he shaming her about body stuff? Probably he
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have said that because culture where he's from, that's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: just what you do.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: And so she but I feel like she's had some
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: revisionist history, so I think she actually believes he didn't
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: do that anymore, but I agree that in the time
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: he probably it was probably very hurtful. I think if.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: She's when she was going through her mommy makeover and stuff,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: and he was more not so concerned about what she
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: was doing to her body and stuff, and he was
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: kind of like, I think it's kind of ridiculous whatever
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: that she's doing all this, but if it makes her
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: feel good, I'm going to support it. He was upset that, like,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: oh shit, like I got to really take care of
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: these kids by myself and work all day for like
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: twelve weeks, like it was a long recovery where she
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: could not pick up a kid or do anything. And
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: he wasn't like this is so stupid, like she looks perfect.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: He was more like, oh my god, I gotta take
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: care of these kids. I think he was like, Eh,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: she suants to get bigger boobs in a flatter stomach. Sure,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: why not? You know, yeah, I thought she did a
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: lot of surgery all at once.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go under and just do it.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Well, of course, you know, I'm slightly jealous of it,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: But I do think in a lot of ways when
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: he was saying to her, like, oh, you want to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: get a flatter somebody should work out more, which is
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: a very typical male thing to say when they don't understand,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you know, you want to lose some weight, just stop
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: drinking coke. I mean it's not easy, Like what are
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: you gonna just well?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: And they don't understand dysplacia and body and things moving
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: when you're pregnant and labor.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and if she's got bodies of morphia anyway,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't be saying any of that to her, like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: you should work out more, like any of it, none
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: I remember my mother just one day just crying in
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: a chair because she went to the doctor because she
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: was working out, doing all this stuff because she had
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: three different she had three c sections because she lost
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: a baby before my brother and I, and so she
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: had all that scar tissue and the doctor said she
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: went to a plastic surgeon because she she went doctor
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: and she said, you would have to do a tummy tuck.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: There's no other way you can fix that. And my
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: mother just cried and cried, and my dad wasn't very
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: sensitive about it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: And then they got divorced and she got a tummy tuck.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Good for her. I was I say, I hope this
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: ends in a tummy tuck story.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: She got one.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Good good for her. Okay. So they're fighting.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm doing the notes because you're.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: You're in charge of this.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: You did nothing, okay.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: So so there She's like this can room marriage? And
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: then Andrea's like Andre is suddenly the anti misogynist of
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: the group.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, how dare you? How dare you comparing or
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: do other women?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: This is horrible. The most probably massagist man of ninety
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: who the man who said don't terrorize me with your pregnancy,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: is now on this fucking pedestal. And that's why I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: love watching this hypocritical hot asshole.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: It was so funny when he's like, well, I never
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I never do that. I never, I never tell you you're
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: fat one check mark and the colin.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: One check for Andre. Yeah, And so he's like, I've
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: been called a dick behind my back. Well, Alexi and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Lorna are like, we're leaving.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: And also, you've been called a dick right to your face,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: So what are you talking.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: About we're talking about?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: So yeah, shit in your face, and so they leave
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: you are such crime. And she's like, Joe's like let
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: him go, let him go, We don't it's fun. Yeah,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: And Yara is uh crying to Libby and she's like,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: what are you fighting? And he's like, I know, I'm
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: here for you.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: God, it's so messy. I love it so much. And
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Yara is like, and then I love that Yr's thought
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: process because she knows they're all gonna fight. She goes,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I mean you could do this after, like do it
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: after you.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Want to party.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Well, Yara decides, well, I need to teach her a
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: lesson because if she's done this, I'm gonna tell her
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: about what her husband's saying so.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: She'll learn, which I fucking loved. And she's basically yes,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: So see this is turning you. I see the wheels,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: I see it. Well yeah, okay, Well, so Yara says,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: when we went to dinner, Alex told your husband our
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Alex told us that your husband lost seventy five thousand
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: dollars and he told him this secret and Libby face like,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: the only thing I don't remember Jake or I said this,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: but it was like the same face of like whenever
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: he snatched the phone from her. Uh huh, remember when
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: she was like about to lose her fucking mind. And
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: so she's like, what wow, what yes exactly, She's like,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: and then Levy said, are you telling me that I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: had to learn about this after my friend said?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: My friends learned this before? How is that last? Now?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Dang sho? Sorry?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: And Libby said, well, so she this is what's great
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: about Andrea and Libby is they will they willbeand together.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: But then if one of them realized that the other
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: person stabbed them in the back, meaning the husband and wife,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: they will immediately throw the other person under the bus
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: in front of everyone. And it was so she walks
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: up to Andrea.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: She's like what, I's just so upset. She's just so upset,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: and she said, did you tell me your gibbing and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: my doorva, I got no husband, I got no redt us,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I'm seventyre my thousand dollars brook.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Gibbing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry telling you I'm sorry.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so I swear I didn't take a suitor
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: fed today. You know, I stopped caffeine last week, and
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: I think I have more energy now.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Oh get you will reflux. Okay, So anyway, Libby's she's furious,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: and she was undertone, don't do this don't do this,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: don't do this. I was doing so good. I was
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I'm lady, and so they leave it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Joey looks at Yard and he's like, well that was nuts,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: and y'are it's like you and Joe's and Joey like
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: from the last rhetoric Couples counseling.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: And he looked at her and said how do you feel?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: And she looks at him like, how the fuck do
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: you think I feel?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: I'm suck.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: That was so funny. When he goes, well, how are
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: you feeling right now? And she goes, you can feel
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: and he goes upset and she goes, joby the dog
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: has to go pee.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: I love her.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Anyway? Did you not notice that cinematic the way they
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: filmed Libyan Andre? So she's standing here and he kind
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: of comes up cinematically and he goes, what's you mad?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: What are you mad? Why are you good? And she goes,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: everybody heard know that about the seventy five thousand dollars
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: before meh, all about the maldulla and he goes, she's
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: I never moved in there.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, She's like to say that, thank you.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: She's like, never good foot and he goes, what. I
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: love that. Yara goes, well, not only did we say
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: that Andre was a dick, but then Lexi said, the
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: funniest thing is Yara and Jovie are like, we just
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: attended this dinner. We did nothing.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: We did nothing. It was wonderful.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: It's getting confusing, so that's why I think. That's why
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I wish it was just two couples, not three. And
• 1:14:31
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  Speaker 1: Matt Gino situation. Uh and then thank god we didn't
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  Speaker 1: have baby and baby this week.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Okay there, yes, sorry, because we've gone on long because
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: you know, everything's trying to destroy Mary Payne and I
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: from having a podcast today, but we suffered through it.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: We've soldier.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Don So Jasmine's in discarriage with Matt or actually, you
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: know what, let's talk about Gino first, because he's I
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: don't let's just get him done.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to end your show on fucking Gino.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank goat we Okay, So Gina basically is Goffy
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: with his hot cousin and they're you know, doing guy
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: things and golfing and he's bad at it. Well, so
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: what with the things that we find out is basically
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: that Gino has completely blamed Jasmine for breaking up Natalie,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: even though he's the one that basically didn't tell her
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: anything or not tell he's the one that basically lied
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: to her and told her that basically not what the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: real story was, and that all this happened, and so
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: not only that, so they're done so, but also Gino
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: is like cut ties with Dana, his cousin who's like
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: his brother. And we saw some of the text messages
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: between Gino and Dana, and Dana even told him, like, Gino,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: you were the victim of your own demise. Yeah, and
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: don't you think Jasmine's probably the best person Geno's ever dated.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't know that I know what
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: his first wife looked like or anything, but it seems
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: to be kind of a I.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Feel like I've seen a picture and she looks very
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: similar to Jasmine.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, think it's a cut and paste, but listen, Jasmine
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: when she was with Matt and when she was first
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: with Gino, just light and breezy, light and breezy. Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: I mean it's not all the time all the time,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: but she was happier at least.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the beginning she was happy with Gino. And
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: then she likes his little shark teeth and I like
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: a shark teeth in your nose and your little skinny legs.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, if you're dating someone and he's sending
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: nude to view the other people, you might you need to.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Break up with him.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: That's a piece of shit. Yeah yeah, And if you
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: don't want to live in Michigan, then listen is currently
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: do Jasmine and Matt liv in uh Florida? Are we
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: adding them to this cast too? Are we adding them
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: to the Florida people? I can't take it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, maybe that's maybe they're making them
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: all go there, bless their heart. Sorry you have to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: live in Florida.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: But maybe my lugged again because I touched it.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe you need a new chord.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't have to.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: I just ordered one after this.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: So okay. So basically that, yeah, Gino broke this off.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Data He's pissed and angry at everyone. He's like, I'm
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: feeling alone and struggling, and Jasmine's living her best life
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: with that short, augly mother fuck.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: He's very into how ugly and short Matt is.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: It's stupid, it's WEIRDID that's that's Gino. I we don't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: care about him anymore, let's be honest. And so, so
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: now Jasmine's back in his carriage with Matt. What did
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: you think about Matt taking off her wedding ring?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I think he could have said you should take off
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: your wedding ring.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: I think so too. I think that is for someone.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't love that, Yeah, but he did.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: And Jazzmine's like she kind of was overwhelmed by it,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: and she's like, I don't know, this is confusing.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: They go to this place and she.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Goes, oh, look at jimminy and it's just a fire pit,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: but it was cute, and she's like, this is great,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: this is really you know, this has been such a
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: nice surprise. And she said, I feel strange because I
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: don't know how to treat you and I still have
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of things to figure out. It does break
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: my heart a little bit because what is Jazmine going
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: to do? Like she I don't know why Jasmine hasn't
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: gotten a job yet. I don't know. Maybe I don't
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: want to judge. Maybe there's a reason she can't work.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: But she has her green cards. She could get out
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: there and make money.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I think her job is this show, and she probably
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: has not had any break of filming this show too
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: be able to have a job.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's actually very true. She's filmed so much.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, when has there been a break. She's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: just been on show after show after show.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Very true. Actually yeah so and you know, so, yeah,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: that's what she's gotta do.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: But Jasmine says, you know, she's She's like, I don't
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: are you gonna be okay? Have you seen my baggage?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: And Matt's like, I'm good, I'm not scared. Nobody's perfect.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: He said, I'm already doubling down on this relationship, and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Jazzon says, well, it's the best sex I've ever had,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: and he's like co sign and well, and they agreet
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: to buy a new bed mattress and then suddenly madd
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: act's kind of weird, and y'all, Jasmine is she is perceptive.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: She's like, what's this wrong? I can read your body language.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: You look unhappy, you look upset, and.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: This was very out of the blue.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: What's out of the blue kind of makes me wonder
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: if they're recreating a little bit.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Because he said he was cold, she brings a blanket
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: around him. But then Matt tells her, well, speaking of
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: getting warm, hey, I already took a job in Florida
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: and I'm moving and it seems like he's moving in
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: like two weeks.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Right, And so her goal in life has always been
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: to move to Florida.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: But this still feels shitty to tell someone this soon.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, his whole thought if we're to believe
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: it's on our television, his whole thought process is, well,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: she wants to move to Florida, so it works out.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: But if he's known for X amount of months, he
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: should have been telling her. But he was waiting for
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: her to break her to break up a GINO. I
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's all fifty to fifty is a true?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: It's a little sus.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little saus agreat a little.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Sus And one of the Sissy's our listeners even mentioned
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: that they wondered if she was wearing.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: That big coat because she was already preggers. Ooh, yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: She posted something yesterday. It was a picture like her own,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: the on a It was definitely in a hotel room,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: but it was like her with her belly and then
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: she's like looking at the hotel shower and she's like,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: life gives you. I was like, what's happening. Have they
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: had the baby?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: They did, right, they had a little bit.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the baby's like six months old. It's a girl,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: a girl.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: What her name is so anyway, So Jasmine, it's kind
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: of like she's thrown and she's like, this is the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: first day. This is one feels a lot like how stupid.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: This is the first day of them being possibly in
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: a relationship, and you're telling her you have to move
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Like if this is real, then this guy's crazy and
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: controlling and again red flag, get away from him.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Like I disagree. I think he's the best thing that
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: ever happened to her, and I think he's going to
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: help her get at least one of her kids over here.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: If I do think that.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: I do think that because people come for Jasmine say
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: she's a bad mother and her kids and y'all don't forget,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: no Gino used that Gino is the one that had
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: to get her kids over here.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: She couldn't do it.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's Gino the reason why our kids aren't here.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I would just like for her to mention them a
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: little bit more.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And maybe she does. And it's editing. But you know,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: when I've saw something recently, you know, one of those
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: accounts posted like one of these people that are like
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: super pro whatever. You know, there's the pro gene, the
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: pro jazz. This one was very pro jazz. One was like,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: you know, she has been trying to get her kids
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: the whole time, but she could now and she is
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: at a point where she could go and visit them. Ah,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: and she should do that.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe they don't show it. I don't know.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe they don't show it. Either way, it's it's problematic,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: and we don't have baby and baby this week, so
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: we don't have to down about baby.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Is this normally in an hour an hour and fifteen
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: minute show? It isn't, is it?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we're generally right over an hour because the
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: show is two hours long. That's a lot. Oh, Matt,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: what's going on in your world? What are you covering
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: over there? What are you not covering? Should we go
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: that way?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Plaithville, you can have it? Okay, you can have it.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: I show on television. I'll take it.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: Look, it's too religious, traumatizing for me growing up with that.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: And also I get it, yeah, I get it.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Terrified of him, terrified. I'm terrified of Ethan and Adams,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: terrified of Tony for matching me abroad. Those two.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Now, if Olivia was still on there, like dismantling the
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: system and causing wonderful chaos. I'd watch every episode. Mm
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: hmm yeah, no, Olivia, no us. So we're not covering that,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: but we're, you know, the usual.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: We're Have you seen the first episode of Toe yet?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask if you'd watched it. No,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I've got it, but I haven't watched it yet. I
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna be a banger of a season. If
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: you know, Matt, nobody has more enthusiasm than two ninety
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: day podcasters when a new season drops.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: The world is you can, you can accomplish anything. We're
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: we're fucking Kate Winslet on the end of that ship.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: We're so happy.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just holding you from behind. Let's be honest. You're
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: holding me from behind right Yeah. My arms are wide out.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm concerned you're gonna fall in because you're flailing.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you would never get on the outside like that.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I'm not going
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: over first. And also, Matt, we have so much hope
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: and excitement and just come to us twenty two weeks
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: from now when we're like, oh my god, when is
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: this show gonna be over?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be yeah. Yeah, Jake usually ends up hating
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: it first.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: But you know what I got to say, And Jake
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: brought this up in our podcast, I'm liking this season
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: of Hey. Jake's like, I don't hate every there's only
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: oh he only hates the baby and baby and everybody else.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: He's like, I look forward to watching them.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I never have been like, I just hate Happily ever After.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Although I know people are just like, oh my god,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: because it's retread, yeah, retread, But I'm excited about Toe.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Is there any retreads on Toe? Is it all new people?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: There are two now? Nobody on there we've ever seen before,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: is my question.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember who was on there. I can't
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: even You.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Guys don't even understand. We watched so many of these
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: shows talking about so many people. When you pulled out
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: the other day, oh no, that was season four of
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: the blah blah blah, I was like, how on earth your.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, how could I forget God?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Smile lit it with your mom, smit, I don't want
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: to live with your mother, Chicken Jenny and submit her.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Back and yes, okay, that's oh yes.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: And also I opened the booty shop, uh Luke and.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Matt, Oh Myke, you broke by nail.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Her nails are short of this season, but she's still.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Oh is she? Is she twenty yet or is she
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: still I'm.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Gonna tell you this, Mary Payne planning their wedding and
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: she wants to ride in on a helicopter because this guy.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Keeps losing all his money to the yellow gold jewelry
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: he's trying to sell.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: You know, it's so funny that is this a main
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: feed show or yes it is? Well whatever I'm dishing Tea.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: One of my very good friends here in Lay. Her
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: partner of years is best friends with him. They asked
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: them to be on the show when he was in
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: La Yeah, and he's she said, like he was really
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: successful and like worked an engineer day job and yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: She's like he had all of his shit together and
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: she's like, this is totally ruined his life. He has
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: no money now She's like, that was not the case before.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: It's this nineteen year old p is what do you wanted?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Look what he got, Look what he got.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: But so you know, we're doing toe, We're obviously we're
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: wrapping up the UK as well.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: We just finished Love is Blind UK.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: You did that too, right, Yes we did. Yeah, what
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: a great season. And so now I think we're doing
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: We're doing Seeking Sister Wife. Yeah, just coming up, and
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: we do secret Lize the Mormon Wives, which will be
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: back in November.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: But so yeah, we're we.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Got new merch too.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: So go to our go to shop Reality Gays to
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: buy merch if you want.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's shop reality gaze dot com. I went and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: checked it out this morning.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: I told you i'd get you one, but I don't
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: get shipped for free. I had to be today.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: If you don't get it for free, then don't get.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: It for me.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, anyway you could give me a discount, but whatever.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: We can't. Yeah, I didn't get a discount for myself.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: I already have a couple of Reality Gay shirts. I'm fine.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: These are better, I'll be honest. They're a better qual
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: holiday and they look cut, they are cute.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: I checked out and you have like a mug and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: you have something else you.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: We have a tote bag that says I can tote it.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Well, like what we used to sell this? Who you
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: call it? If you guys are not watching on YouTube,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: it's a it's A. It's an og Angelo with her cigarette,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: you know, and all her ship stuffed and her brother.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: I missed those days of being able to pretend to
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: be Angela and I would just shove literally be like Stapler.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: I would just shove everything in my bra. It was
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: really fun.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: But and she decided to physically it all is.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that is it? So thank you for having me on.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Well, glad, I did your job today, can you When
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: I walk downstairs and I say this to I don't know,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: I think my husband's gone, but my daughter will be like,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you said? You had to get up
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: at nine to write the notes, And I go, yeah,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: I did, and I just forgot which wan with me.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: It's well, you're not woo woo.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: But we had just had an eclipse and Pisces yesterday,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Mary Payne, and it's fucking everything up for Sunday and
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Monday and then we're going to have another clips like
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: in a week and a half. In Virgo, I'm fucked
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: because I'm my Pisces Virgo. You don't know what any
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: of this means.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: No, but my would just tell me when Libra season is,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: because I'm I'm Libra. It's coming, It's coming, It's coming,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: because I know Amy Archer is Libra and her birthday
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: is coming up, and then mine's at the end of
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: October because.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: You poodle Amy Archer, Nisha Keisha Wah wah Jake, and
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: then and it's weird, y'all are all libras. And then
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: Chris and I are both Pisces. Go figure, try I guess,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: I guess Pisces and libras.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Just get along.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: When's your birthday?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: It's the same as Anna's, right, No, I'm a day after.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: I think I'm March twelve.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's March eleventh. And then so Dave must be
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: a Leo because he's in February. Maybe I feel like
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: he was a water sign. I don't know that. Listen,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: this is the shit you're supposed to know.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: I just listened to the Channey app I don't do.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: I just I know a little bit, a little bit
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: to sound like an asshole.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you live in LA, so you just say these
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: things in the aisles of erwine and people think you're cool.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: People walk up to you in LA and you go,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: what's your what's your three? Do you know what that means?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Is it like sun sign? Moon sign, Earth sign.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Sun sign, moonsign, and rising sign. So people want to.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Know what your three are. Oh okay, well I don't
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: know mine. Maybe I don't tell who could tell me? Wait?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: You know there's she's a sissy and I think she's
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: a bunkie too, Sissy Robin, bunkie Robin.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: She's doing that.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: She'll do like people's chart stuff.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Now you should. I'm going to actually have her do
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: my chart, Robin.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: If you're listening when you do my chart. I don't
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: know what time I was born because it was back
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: in the day where my mom just went into a
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: room and then she woke up three hours later and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: they handed her baby.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: It's on your birth certificate.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: The time is on your birth certificate.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll go it.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, She's like, I think it's it's the clout Mary Paine.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Who could who could know? Now your father's playing golf?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: What I close this out with? Oh, I thought you
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: had something important to say. No, that's it.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, what else do we do
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: we need to tell people? I don't.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know what what do people get if they're
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: not on peak shape prime? What are they missing out on?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Well, they're currently on Mondays they got mug shot. Monday, well,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: it's a life aft your like up. Tuesdays it's this TLC. Tuesday,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Thursdays is Pop and Bravo. This week is Kate Casey
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: and Kate Casey and have a little announcement. I'll tell
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: you later. You're gonna have to listen to Thursday to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: find out. Kate, Kate and I got a little announcement together.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: And then Friday, we're doing a real depressing show on
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: the Free Feed called Family lock Up. It's on A
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: and E, real depressing good. It's good, but we have notes,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: we have notes of how to make it. You should
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: and I. And then this weekend Amy is off of Hey,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Bunkie and Kimberly will be on and we're doing Toe
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: that'll be on Friday morning drop because we're gonna be
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: recording that on Thursdays now. And of course Plaidville, Match
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Me Abroad and Uh Love a Dope ninety Day UK.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: All these are on the Prime and then Love is
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Blind Denver dropping on the ten dollar Feed.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: October first over First, I'm excited. You need more to do,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: don't we need more shows?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I need more to do thank god I haven't added
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Mormon Wives or just anything else. Oh I forgot Seeking
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: Sister Wife doing that too.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: When Mormon Wives got pushed in November, I like my
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: butthole relaxed. O nice because it.
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  Speaker 1: Was supposed to be in September. Yeah, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. We can't because they do it. They do
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  Speaker 1: like they do love is fond. They just drop a
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  Speaker 1: bunch at once and you're like, well, now fucked well.
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  Speaker 2: And Hulu doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I think we got like two screeners of Mormon Wies,
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  Speaker 3: but they're not really good with giving screeners.
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  Speaker 1: And they gave me that first screener for Family lock
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  Speaker 1: Up and they're like, you know me, You're good.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 1: N you just watch it on thirteen like everybody else.
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  Speaker 2: Crying about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't put on a mooe later today and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: stick your wadded up Kleenex in your moomoo.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to actually get changed shirts to have
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: a shirt with a pocket just so I can keep
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  Speaker 3: it in there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, so are you going to take your alegra
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  Speaker 1: I took a claret in last night. No, you got it?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: Well mhm, you gotta switch. No, don't switch to a
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: leg of Claret. It is better. No, you know what
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: the best one is Zertech. My whole family take Yer
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  Speaker 1: Tech every day. Okay, I'm sure i'll come then I'll
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  Speaker 1: come back. The lights in the okay by Matt. I
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  Speaker 1: love you very much.
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  Speaker 2: I love you too. Two to move to pak