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Silent Night, Gooey Night (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:18
  Speaker 1: So, last time we already talked about our holiday threat.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't want to do anything overly holiday-y, because
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: by the time no one's listening to this, it'll already be, well,
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  Speaker 1: into January anyway. But the only tie-in I had of
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: ones that I've seen somewhat lately... How many pipers piping
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: are there? Do you remember?
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Eleven.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Eleven. You're right.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to go through this one.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: So I recently came across a copy of The Piper.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. Is this the documentary about Rowdy Roddy Piper?
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  Speaker 2: I would watch that because that guy was pretty damn cool.
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  Speaker 2: I shook his hand once.
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  Speaker 1: He was dressed in a suit too. He was very
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  Speaker 1: impressive for what he was doing.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy man. Well, yeah. Watch the footage. Go on YouTube.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Type in Roddy Roddy Piper and a bottle and like
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  Speaker 1: there's literally like the old days pre WWF he's doing
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: a rant to the camera takes a glass bottle smashes
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  Speaker 1: it over his head blood is pouring out this wasn't
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  Speaker 1: fake because you couldn't like they didn't have budget to
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  Speaker 1: fake this well blood is pouring out of his forehead
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  Speaker 1: and he's still ranting at the camera about how he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna kick this guy's ass oh my god he's The
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  Speaker 1: camera guy's like.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the day, he was hardcore. I was really
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  Speaker 2: hoping you.
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  Speaker 4: Were going to tell me to look up Rowdy Roddy
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  Speaker 4: Piper and Brian.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I just was in.
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  Speaker 1: Someone was in line getting his autograph, and then as
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  Speaker 1: he came through, he's like, oh, hey, nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, holy shit. This guy wearing a
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  Speaker 2: suit just shook my hand. He's very well behaved as
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  Speaker 2: a man who used to bust bottles over his head. But...
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  Speaker 2: This is not that Piper, though I would gladly watch that.
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  Speaker 4: Roddy Piper proves he can make a bottle of beer
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  Speaker 4: disappear the fastest.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: The thumbnail shows him.
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  Speaker 5: Oops.
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  Speaker 6: Is he chugging it?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: It's a full bottle, too. I'm telling you, that's a
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  Speaker 2: concussion and a bloodletting.
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  Speaker 6: See?
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  Speaker 2: Look at his face.
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  Speaker 1: He just watched him bash a bottle over his head.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me that's real, because it's real. He doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: the budget to do fakery.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: He just smashed a bottle over his head.
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  Speaker 4: That's some Steve-O shit.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. But at least Steve-O uses aluminum cans,
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: which are... That's what I'm saying. Which are softer. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my God. He was an insane man, and impressive as
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: time went on. No one asked you to do that.
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  Speaker 2: And look at him.
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  Speaker 5: He's talking like, everything's fine.
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  Speaker 2: He's ranting. I'm going to be out there and kick
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  Speaker 2: your ass.
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  Speaker 1: And he's just threatening someone else as blood pours out
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  Speaker 1: of his head.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, that is a badass. That is a badass.
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  Speaker 5: You hit me in the head with a glass bottle,
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  Speaker 5: whether it breaks or not, and I'm going to start crying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm down on the ground just sort of laying there going, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I might die now.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing I'm going to say is, what the hell?
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  Speaker 5: But you're probably not going to understand it through my sobs.
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  Speaker 2: But what you need to do is threaten someone else
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  Speaker 2: at that point.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God, there's more than one version of this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure. It was, again, this is the kind
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  Speaker 2: of crazy shit he did back in the day.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, and the thing that I can't tell if
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  Speaker 5: this makes it better or worse is that he takes
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  Speaker 5: a couple seconds to psych himself up first.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's huffing and puffing. Like he knows this is
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  Speaker 2: how it goes.
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  Speaker 6: He does this. No one's asking you to do this.
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  Speaker 2: He's asking me.
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  Speaker 1: He set the bar and he delivered to himself. I
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  Speaker 1: can break this bottle over my head.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: So a certain level this movie pales in comparison because
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: it is a gruesome retelling of the legendary brothers grim classic.
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  Speaker 4: I was starting to wonder how we got on running.
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  Speaker 1: In the korean war after the korean war a flute
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  Speaker 1: playing wanderer and his son arrived to a peaceful and
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  Speaker 1: remote village where he makes a deal with the chief
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  Speaker 1: is there a chief in korea A chief to eradicate
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  Speaker 1: the uncontrollable rat infestation. Using his mystical flute, he wipes
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  Speaker 1: the rats away from the village, only to be paid
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  Speaker 1: with greed, corruption, and betrayal.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that new Jethro Tull concept album is strange.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of Korean influences.
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  Speaker 6: Believe it or not, I've read about this movie before
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  Speaker 6: and I do want.
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  Speaker 2: To watch it. You're such a horror nerd. Put it
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  Speaker 2: on the list.
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  Speaker 6: Korean horror is so good.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want us to get into that and
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  Speaker 1: or continually watch it on a loop as Rowdy Runny
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  Speaker 1: Piper smashes a bottle over his head.
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  Speaker 6: You guys watch that. I'll watch the Korean movie.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll watch that one too, but.
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  Speaker 1: I was more impressed with Roddy Piper when I saw,
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  Speaker 1: because it was only like in the last few years.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I remember him from back in the day, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think that was so early on I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: paying attention even as a kid. But, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, by the time we were watching wrestling, it was
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  Speaker 4: sanitized for children.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: It had already been like Saturday morning cartoon stuff, and
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: that's why Hogan became the big hero because he was
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  Speaker 1: the good guy in quotes because he's not.
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  Speaker 2: As life goes on, he's not.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He had to.
• 5:44
  Speaker 4: Steal Ozzy's thunder by dying at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What a jerk. So, we say a lot of weird things,
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: as you've just heard. But we say other things on
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  Speaker 1: the episode that you could be listening to that are
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  Speaker 1: kind of like this.
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  Speaker 5: No, you handcuff that child to your wrist like a
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  Speaker 5: goddamn nuclear bomb coat.
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  Speaker 6: It was the 90s. We had the leash backpacks.
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  Speaker 2: Leashes were fine for children.
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  Speaker 6: And then having just like a bowl of dates on.
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  Speaker 2: Your cash register. That was maybe the creepiest thing in
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  Speaker 2: this movie. Just an open bowl of dates.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: Just an open bowl of dates that she then just
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  Speaker 1: picks up and throws in her mouth.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just like, gross? And then she like
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  Speaker 2: spit the pit out. I'm like, this is why. Here,
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: let me take that from you. That's not gross as well.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: All of these things are gross.
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  Speaker 4: And that position did not look fun, sexy, or comfortable
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  Speaker 4: at all.
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  Speaker 1: They did jump right into that. And they were not like,
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  Speaker 1: coy about it. Pierce and I both went, whoa! They
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: weren't like under the blankets like you usually start off
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  Speaker 1: in one of those scenes.
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  Speaker 2: They were up and around. And attached. Hey, what are
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: y'all doing over there?
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  Speaker 5: Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: So, Fred from Scooby-Doo is back. Oh, good for him.
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  Speaker 4: I've been wondering what he's been up to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no spoilers, but you might get a little extra bonus.
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  Speaker 4: Who said, let's put this guy in movies in the
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  Speaker 4: first place?
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: Well, she gets the spaghetti. She drops her spaghetti. It
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  Speaker 3: turns into a spiral of spaghetti. First, she looks at it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spiral. She drops it. It turns into a
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  Speaker 3: hand of spaghetti. And then he calls her and is like,
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  Speaker 3: are you coming over?
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  Speaker 6: To meet my parents. And she's like, fine, yes. But
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, you already made your spaghetti.
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  Speaker 2: And she left the spaghetti on the floor. Now, granted,
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  Speaker 2: all her food. Left the spaghetti on the floor.
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  Speaker 5: All of her food and pretty much her whole apartment
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  Speaker 5: full of roaches. But that's a whole other issue she
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  Speaker 5: needs to address.
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  Speaker 6: Probably because you're leaving your spaghetti on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Because what I said, spaghetti is the symbol of women's power.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this movie clearly hates women.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly hates women. For a massively feminist movie, sort of
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  Speaker 2: hates women.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what they were trying to do here.
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  Speaker 2: Again, I think we're back to the original movie. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that he had a point.
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  Speaker 1: And this one he also co-written by, but really took
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  Speaker 1: the story from another writer initially. So I think even
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  Speaker 1: if there was a concept, it got lost in the shuffle.
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  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, I don't know that this really has
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  Speaker 1: much to say. It just throws out a lot of
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  Speaker 1: feminist ideas. And then just doesn't really know how to
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  Speaker 1: back them up or make good of them or have
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  Speaker 1: actual feminine characters.
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  Speaker 3: But it has my favorite horror movie line ever, which
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  Speaker 3: is our main character has just like slept with this
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  Speaker 3: girl that he has a crush on and she comes
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  Speaker 3: back into the bedroom with coffee and she goes, do
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  Speaker 3: you want some cream sugar or do you want me
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  Speaker 3: to pee in it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel comfortable anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Treated like a completely normal thing that someone would say.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty straight face. She delivers that. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she's being funny.
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  Speaker 6: Zero context.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: If you opted for three, I think she would have
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: gone to town. It's like my favorite line.
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: You just put a whole bunch of dirty words together.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Those were all legitimate words. It's the name of a book.
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  Speaker 2: and a phrase that you use about the title of
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  Speaker 2: a book.
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  Speaker 4: I know, and I applaud you for throwing it all
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  Speaker 4: together so seamlessly.
• 9:37
  Speaker 5: There was one, I'm not going to get too graphic,
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  Speaker 5: but there was one scene that like, is basically Jonathan
• 9:44
  Speaker 5: Harker's going off to Transylvania to meet Dracula, and his
• 9:49
  Speaker 5: wife Lucy is like, oh, let's say goodbye, and then
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  Speaker 5: they get it on, and that makes sense. The rest
• 9:55
  Speaker 5: of them, it's just like, it'll be in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of the scene, we'll have like, 45 seconds. of people
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  Speaker 5: going at it and it cuts back to the scene
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  Speaker 5: it was in before and i'm like it's.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Not very long it's not not to call them out
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: but i mean.
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  Speaker 3: It is funny the hokey Christianity of it all. The
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: way they get into like, well, thank God we're Christian
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  Speaker 3: and God saved us from these demons.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people go through life
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out that was their whole shtick.
• 10:25
  Speaker 5: There's some people that they're like, this is just their
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: way of spreading Catholicism.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: And?
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: What a weirdo.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: So I give it credit for like making good. Like
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like the whole thing is just a... I
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: bet I can make this movie. And then he made
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: It delivers. It's not bad casting.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: Even as a creepy, homicidal, homeless man, he's still just
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: adorable and charming in his way.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Creepy and adorable at the same time.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: He found a nice balance of creepy and adorable.
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: I guess. Also, her journey takes place over two days.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? But it's a spiritual journey.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: That's more of a brisk hike.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like, she meets them, and then the second day is
• 11:17
  Speaker 6: the entire thing.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: She meets them, Maude Adams is creepy, continues to be creepy. Later,
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: you were right, she's creepy, and then it's over. Yeah.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: You get to, like, that era was one of those
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: where now it's just another movie that they slapped a
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: title on that matches this other series and has nothing
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: to do with.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: The previous movies. kind of the series as a whole. Like,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: it's another one of those, if you watch, here's a challenge.
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: How big of a dork are you that you went
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: to a women's college and that never happened?
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Making out at a picnic never happened.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like they should take your diploma back.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: Use it to say, well, that means this. And I'm like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: nobody asked you. Just go on about your business before
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  Speaker 1: this ghost eats you.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: It was a very special episode.
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  Speaker 4: Very special two-part episode. Thank you very much.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Poor Dudley.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Which I watched in the past five years just to
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: see if it was as bad as I remembered.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: It was worse.
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  Speaker 2: I remember it from the first time.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: It was creepier than I remembered it when I was
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: a little kid.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta fix your bike. I mean, yeah.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Well, how else are you gonna get a free radio
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: for your bike?
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it all started.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I think it was more of Ebenezer Scrooge's vagina.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the knight shirt. I got there and I was like, what?
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Charles Dickens' knight shirt are you wearing?
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't even.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Come down to his knees like a proper Scrooge.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: That's why I was like, this is not even done right.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: This movie. That we start getting the creatures that I
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: then specifically questioned.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Is this naked lunch? Because.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of giant ass cockroaches in this movie.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking more Franz Kafka with metamorphosis.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which is all kind of the same world.
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: I stumbled upon a half-assed theory that my girlfriend was like,
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. I
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: think the director was a fan of Franz Kafka. And
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: this is his way of saying, this is Kim's metamorphosis.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: So we're going to put these giant bugs everywhere.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: I think he's just on acid. Hey, wait. Weren't you
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: in that other movie? Joe Don Baker, I'm talking to you.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing, because that was all the same day.
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  Speaker 6: The entire second half all takes place in the same day.
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: There's so much. So was it like 9 a.m. that
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: they're doing this picnic?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Because that was my thing.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, sure, let's get drunk on wine in
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: the park in the middle of the day.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: I see no problem with that. You guys are cool.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I can't say I've never done that.
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  Speaker 6: But to then have a full day of other things
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  Speaker 6: that you've got to go do.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: If I'm doing that, then I have no plans. I'd
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: go home and take a nap. Well, then we get
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: a weird, gross orgy.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Which again, if you've seen the previous movie. Is it
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: really that weird?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Again, the reason I was most creeped out was like,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: that is no place to put an oriental rug.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she offers her a bug. She drinks the
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: tea and eats a bug.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: I can confidently and assuredly say, I don't care.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I just want this movie to be over with. And
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: neither did the writers of this movie.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: And more so sometimes.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Way more so.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we rant for like an hour and a half
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: before we even start the episode.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: So, you know, who knows?
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: That's just us stalling so we don't have to talk
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: about whatever we've watched.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Sometimes that's true.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Depends on the movie.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: But if you want to give us one of those movies,
• 14:54
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  Speaker 1: side there, join the Horror Club.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: And you can give us a movie like The Piper or.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some sort of wrestling documentary that.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Some of us will think are horror.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: So, I don't know.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Give us something to watch.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: But in the meantime, we're going to be talking about
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: something crazy. Tsuru na sa.