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DONKEY: Florida Man Shoots Uber Eats Driver In The Butt After He Tried Getting His GF’s Number · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America.
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  Speaker 2: I really got a Bronx trauma.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. We in the Bronx!
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  Speaker 2: It is just one of the many wacky news stories
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  Speaker 2: out of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: On The Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 2: Hee-haw, man.
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  Speaker 5: Donkey of the Day for Thursday, October 15th goes to
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  Speaker 5: a Florida man named Kushelin Sharatuya. I have no idea
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  Speaker 5: what I just said. I have absolutely no idea what
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  Speaker 5: I just said. This man's name looks like the last
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  Speaker 5: line you read on the eye chart. OK, I have
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  Speaker 5: no idea what I'm even looking at. But this man
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  Speaker 5: is from Florida. And what does your uncle Charlotte say?
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  Speaker 5: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 5: all of Florida. And today is no exception. OK, I
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  Speaker 5: also want my beautiful Breakfast Club listeners to know that
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  Speaker 5: your uncle Charlotte had bad. OK, I think as I
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  Speaker 5: age gracefully, I'm developing some form of dyslexia. Because my
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  Speaker 5: sense of humor sees what it wants to see. It's
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  Speaker 5: like God knows my heart and my sense of humor,
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  Speaker 5: and he's always trying to make me laugh, or she's
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  Speaker 5: always trying to make me laugh. For example, I saw
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  Speaker 5: this story this morning, and I read the headline four
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  Speaker 5: times and got so excited because I thought the headline read,
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  Speaker 5: Florida man shoots Uber, eats driver in the butt for
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  Speaker 5: flirting with his girlfriend. Yeah. I said to myself, what? Like,
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't wait to read the story. I was praying
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  Speaker 5: it was video. I literally said to myself, this man
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  Speaker 5: shot an Uber and then ate the driver in the butt?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of ferocious, freaky Florida foolishness is this?
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  Speaker 5: I had so many questions. I was wondering why he
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  Speaker 5: shot the Uber. I wanted to know what did the
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  Speaker 5: car do? How do you just eat the driver's butt afterward? Like,
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  Speaker 5: what kind of, I was really confused, okay? But I
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  Speaker 5: had the headline all wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So excited. All right. The man didn't shoot an Uber.
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  Speaker 5: And eat the driver in the butt he allegedly shot
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  Speaker 5: an uber eats driver in the butt okay my english
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  Speaker 5: teacher mother would be so upset at me punctuation matters
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  Speaker 5: reading comprehension matters not having a sixth sense of humor
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  Speaker 5: matters okay because one version of this story is attempted
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  Speaker 5: murder the other sounds like a deleted scene from a
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  Speaker 5: ditty party okay but i digress all right According to authorities,
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  Speaker 5: an Uber East driver delivered food to a woman at
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  Speaker 5: an apartment complex in Miami. Apparently, he thought the woman
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  Speaker 5: was attractive because about an hour later, he came back. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: he came back to get her phone number, and this happened.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go to Local 10 News for the report, please.
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  Speaker 3: Holding you with no bonds on count one.
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  Speaker 2: No bonds for 33-year-old Colson Sarultuya as he faced a
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  Speaker 2: Miami-Dade County judge on two separate cases. with charges to
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  Speaker 2: include attempted murder to drug possession and trafficking narcotics.
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  Speaker 3: One of them is attempted felony murder, a first-degree felony,
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  Speaker 3: which is a crime punishable by life in prison if
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  Speaker 3: you're found guilty. Then you have a second case for
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  Speaker 3: trafficking in amphetamines or MDMA.
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  Speaker 2: Miami-Dade police said the charges all stem from an incident
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  Speaker 2: that happened here at the Pearl Dalen Luxury Apartments. It
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  Speaker 2: was Monday, just after 3.30 in the morning. Investigators said
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  Speaker 2: an Uber Eats driver made a delivery to a woman
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  Speaker 2: at the building and took a liking to her. While
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  Speaker 2: he left, he later returned in hopes of getting that
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  Speaker 2: woman's phone number. While he was unsuccessful, police said as
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  Speaker 2: he was walking back to his car, he was approached
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  Speaker 2: by Cyril Tuya, who was with the woman, as he
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  Speaker 2: forced that driver to the ground at gunpoint, pistol whipped him,
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  Speaker 2: and ultimately shot him.
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  Speaker 3: He actually shot the victim in the buttocks, I believe,
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  Speaker 3: because he was talking to a female who I think
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  Speaker 3: he knew.
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  Speaker 2: Unless he was trying to make a physical entrance or
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  Speaker 2: breach his home, you know, I can't see there being
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  Speaker 2: a need for that. The delivery driver drove himself to
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  Speaker 2: the hospital where he is expected to survive his injury. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: Cyril Tuya and the woman took off before police arrived. Ultimately,
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  Speaker 2: they track him down to his apartment where he was arrested.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I tell you every day that I'm not the
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  Speaker 5: highest grade of weed in the dispensary. So I just
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  Speaker 5: don't understand the logic of you being so concerned about
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  Speaker 5: a man getting your woman's phone number that you would
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  Speaker 5: do something that is absolutely going to take you away
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  Speaker 5: from your girl for at least 20 to 30 years.
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  Speaker 1: OK, think about that.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine being so afraid another man might take your woman.
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  Speaker 5: So you put yourself in a position where you're not
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  Speaker 5: going to be able to take your woman nowhere. okay
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  Speaker 5: and here's what i don't understand about jealousy and rage
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  Speaker 5: okay if your girlfriend doesn't want to uber each driver
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  Speaker 5: then what's the problem let her tell him no and
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  Speaker 5: if she does want to uber each driver shooting him
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  Speaker 5: and eating his butt is it gonna make her want
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  Speaker 5: you more okay you can't pistol whip your way into
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  Speaker 5: a healthy relationship and you damn sure don't build trust
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  Speaker 5: just because you ate some butt now I know no
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  Speaker 5: actual butt was eaten in the making of this story,
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  Speaker 5: but my brain won't let it go, so just bear
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  Speaker 5: with me.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you heard the news report, then you heard
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  Speaker 1: when they searched.
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  Speaker 5: whatever his name is, Cush and Lund's apartment, okay, they
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  Speaker 5: allegedly discovered a bunch of drugs, a bunch of money,
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  Speaker 5: and what investigators described as a drug packaging operation.
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  Speaker 1: So you mean to tell me this man.
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  Speaker 5: Allegedly had a whole drug operation going on and he
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  Speaker 5: decided to shoot somebody over the man wanting his girlfriend's
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  Speaker 5: phone number.
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  Speaker 1: You had a whole criminal enterprise happening, allegedly, okay?
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  Speaker 5: A whole drug business, allegedly, that you probably didn't want
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  Speaker 5: law enforcement knowing anything about, yet you made your own
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  Speaker 5: block hot This is why I don't be wanting to
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  Speaker 5: hear the rhetoric that women are too emotional to lead.
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  Speaker 1: OK, because clearly men can't control their emotions either.
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  Speaker 5: How you got all this illegal activity going on and
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  Speaker 5: you decide the most important thing to do that day
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  Speaker 5: was confront. and eat the butt of an Uber Eats driver, allegedly, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to tell y'all how to.
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  Speaker 5: Commit crimes because I have no problem with y'all going
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  Speaker 5: to prison, but if you're allegedly involved in illegal activity,
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  Speaker 5: you probably shouldn't do things that attract the police. You
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  Speaker 5: actually didn't get caught. You volunteered for this prison sentence, okay?
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  Speaker 5: And eating the butt of the Uber Eats driver was
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  Speaker 5: just practice for what the next 30 years of your
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  Speaker 5: life is going to look like, okay? My brothers, emotional
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  Speaker 5: control is so important. You can be intelligent enough to
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  Speaker 5: make money, even if it's dirty, disciplined enough to run
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  Speaker 5: a business even if it's illegal and ambitious enough to
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  Speaker 5: build something for yourself even if it's a drug operation
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  Speaker 5: but if you can't control your emotions you can destroy
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  Speaker 5: everything in a matter of seconds now i don't know
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  Speaker 5: whether this man is guilty of drug charges That's for
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  Speaker 5: the courts to determine, and the shooting allegations have to
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  Speaker 5: be proven, too. But if what the police are alleging
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  Speaker 5: is true, this guy is a perfect example of how
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  Speaker 5: one stupid decision can expose every other stupid decision you've
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  Speaker 5: been making.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the moral of the story, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes the biggest.
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  Speaker 5: Threat that everything you've built isn't somebody trying to take
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  Speaker 5: it from you. It's you. OK, your ego, your jealousy,
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  Speaker 5: your temper, your inability to walk away from something that
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  Speaker 5: doesn't deserve your attention. Nobody forced this man to confront
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  Speaker 5: the driver with a gun. Nobody forced him to allegedly
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  Speaker 5: shoot anybody. And nobody forced him to turn a situation
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  Speaker 5: that that could have ended with a simple rejection into
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  Speaker 5: a criminal investigation. And the saddest part is the girlfriend
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  Speaker 5: can still order Uber and have another driver eating her
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  Speaker 5: butt tomorrow. Please let Remy Ma give Cushlin Sharatuya the
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  Speaker 5: biggest hee-haw.
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  Speaker 4: Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother f * * * er.
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  Speaker 1: You dumb. It is a crazy world we live in. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why that's so funny to me. People
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  Speaker 1: are crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: No butt was eaten in the making of the crime. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: Shooting in the butt was far. But you come to
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  Speaker 4: my house. You deliver your Uber package.
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  Speaker 1: You leave.
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  Speaker 4: Then you come back to my house unannounced. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: supposed to just take that?
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  Speaker 1: Did you miss the part where he had a whole
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  Speaker 1: drug operation going on in the house?
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  Speaker 2: A whole drug.
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  Speaker 4: Besides the drug operation.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't. Now, see, this is why you be
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  Speaker 1: getting your butt eaten randomly. What? You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody know what you mean.
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  Speaker 4: What you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Forget it.
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  Speaker 4: Forget it.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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