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Where's Doug? 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the saga continues, my friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now you guys have all come to the table and uh are are checking in with stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Luciana, who we felt like disappeared for a little while.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like months m at least m at least four.
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  SPEAKER_00: But but then all of a sudden was back.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, Luciana cleared two things up.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's got a couple tea and girls getting ready for school every day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's part of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, she was the one that kept getting logged out and showing up as guests.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I guess you were here more than we thought.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then Karina wrote this, because we've been looking for this one listener, Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lives in Wellsboro, 3386, ball buster of the show.
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  SPEAKER_01: All things.
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  SPEAKER_01: Always and has not texted since 916.
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  SPEAKER_01: We thought, did he die?
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  SPEAKER_01: Did he go on vacation and didn't tell us?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's happening here?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, Karina, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: She says, I'm from Wellsboro.
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  SPEAKER_01: Willing to look for Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody else also willing to look for Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have then uh 1417.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's she says, I'm from Wellsboro.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you talking about Doug Bohart?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's not the right Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then she goes, I'm just trying to help.
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  SPEAKER_01: We love we really love the help.
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  SPEAKER_00: Betty even texted.
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  SPEAKER_00: She goes, you know, it never hurts to bring up death since uh no one is truly ready.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh things need to be in order, insurance and things like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I mean, Betty knows she's a sneeze away from seeing the visions of Heaven's Commons.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not true, but unfortunately, Tiffany's mom just passed very unexpectedly at a very young age.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 65.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and you said that you have some a couple life lessons from that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it actually ties in, interestingly enough, to Finding Doug?
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  SPEAKER_00: Finding Doug, yes, and Hayden Penberry.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: How does Hayden have to do with Tiffany's mom?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, interestingly enough, listen to this story.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, the parents, Hayden's parents, are fighting over jewelry, jewelry that she was wearing when she died.
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  SPEAKER_00: The late actress was wearing a s uh some stud earrings when uh they were removed from her body uh during the autopsy.
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  SPEAKER_00: One parent wants the earrings mailed to them in North Carolina, the other one wants them mailed to an address in California.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they want it because they love her or because they just really need money?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, remember Hayden and her mom weren't tight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then you go on to the Dolly partner.
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  SPEAKER_00: The state is uh also now embroiled in drama with her longtime manager accusing her nephew and former head of security as uh uh you know going for extortion with threats and intimidation.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that whole thing is that and Dolly would want none of that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want to point that out.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that comes down to the plans that you have.
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  SPEAKER_00: My parents are so well planned.
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  SPEAKER_00: So are mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're working on it right now, actually.
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  SPEAKER_01: As we speak, my parents have been working on a project to make sure that they're you get all the money?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Got a girl.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, they're with we're me and my brother split it in half, but my dad has all these collectibles.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, unless something were to happen to your brother.
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  SPEAKER_01: My dad's he's selling his collectibles because he said Already?
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  SPEAKER_01: Some of them, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because he said, I just don't want you guys to have to deal with them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank you, Dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I don't want to deal with it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I do Star Trek stuff?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh you know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you ask him for now?
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  SPEAKER_00: I will.
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  SPEAKER_00: Will you say put a special line in the will?
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  SPEAKER_00: Mark's addendum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mark's addendum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mark's Star Trek stuff goes to Scott.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott who?
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott free.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh so what's the lesson from the lesson really does come down to, and this is this is not a negative.
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  SPEAKER_00: This happens more often than not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tiffany's mom did not do a good job of planning the well, I mean, mind you, uh you may not be thinking about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I mean, the last time I saw her, she was full of life, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, uh at least projected that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So um what I if you if if you I hate to get so heavy into this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have some sort of a plan, even something written down.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, a lawyer will tell you always have a will ready to go or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're young enough, get a life insurance policy, even a small one, even even if you get a$50,000 life insurance, which is not that much.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have one right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: But like$50,000, if I were to croak tomorrow, at least it would wipe away the uh credit card debt.
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  SPEAKER_00: They could sell the house, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: But credit card debt, and also it is expensive to bury somebody.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna cremate somebody to have a bedazzled coffin, so that's gonna cost an extra 50 bucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hope so.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, no, so please have a have a plan because they didn't, and Tiffany's in the midst right now of trying to unpack all this stuff, and it's not easy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, Scott, I know you have crates and crates and crates of CDs from the 90s to back.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get a hold of the uh record store in the mall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you have a will?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I need one.
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  SPEAKER_00: See?
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  SPEAKER_01: I know take your own advice.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I yes, this has been a lesson for us.
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  SPEAKER_01: And because you do have two young children, two young children and then an older child.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's gonna matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, what is those are the one the kids I know of, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait till everything comes out of the woodwork.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm your child now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: You thought I was his co-host.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, actually, he's my daddy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Great.
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  SPEAKER_01: You did that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, I'd never say that again.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on to something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Breaking news.
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  SPEAKER_00: Breaking news.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ladies and gentlemen, we have an update on 3386.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm still here! Reluctant reluctantly.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: Reluctantly! Still waiting to be info tanked.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, shut up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was it was it one of our box news comments that got you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Was it?
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  SPEAKER_01: If so.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were all worried about you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, God, dude, you were part of the normal pattern of life around here, and then you just poof.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't even understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: We went, not to be too morbid, but we went to a funeral for.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not that I thought you were dead, but I might have thought you were dead.
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  SPEAKER_01: We went to a funeral for our listener, Josh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kim Becker didn't have one.
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  SPEAKER_01: She did not have a funeral.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not that I know of, because we didn't get the invite.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't recall.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, the point is glad you're not dead.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, actually, you get this.
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  unknown: And winner.
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  unknown: Winner.
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  unknown: Winner.
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  unknown: Winner.
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  unknown: Winner winner.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're alive.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cassie referenced something from earlier in the show that you can hear on demand.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, emo song for Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.