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MASTER KULDRIN COMES TO THE MIC - AND IT GETS KINKY · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Call me Mistress. Mistress Mia controls the
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narrative. Solo Obey.
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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your coaches, Mistress Mia, and today I have Mr. Cauldron
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tell me we're going to talk some trash today, yes.
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Hello, Mistress. Yeah, so kink versus PDSM.
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Yeah, it's a, it's a passionate topic for me because there's
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quite the division amongst people as to should sex be
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allowed in dungeons in states where it's legal or should sex
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be included into a scene, whether it's impact or whatever,
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or should that only be reserved for like CNC type of situations
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or just keeping it totally separate?
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And I've seen, I've seen like couples break up over this
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argument and big drama within the community breakout over this
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because they'll throw our local dungeon.
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Typically it's, you know, no, you can't do this.
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But once a month they will have a Friday night where it's
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allowed, where sex is allowed in the dungeon.
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And it's a, it's a lot more open, which brings in a lot more
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of the swinger population. So that's kind of fun and
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getting to, you know, getting to teach them how to use implements
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and things like that. But for me, it's a, it's a thing
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that I see where it does harm because it really, it doesn't
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matter. It's your kink.
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You make it, you know, as we always say, you, you make it fit
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your lifestyle. There's millions of ways to do
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it right and wrong and if it's not non consensual, if it
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involves children or animals, of course that is the wrong way.
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But where it really comes in to hurt people is all the newbies
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that come in and they want all the things and they they love
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the slap and tickle in the bedroom.
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That's very sexy to them. It's very appealing.
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And I've seen this in all genders because I think most
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people think, well, this is for like these, these young little
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or the, the, the housewives who've who's discovered 50
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Shades and that kind of thing. And I've seen it in all age.
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Age ranges from 18 to 80. 80. Three, I think was the oldest
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newbie I've ever seen and consider my mom's 81.
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I'm like, oh that's, that's strange, but awesome.
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Exactly, Mama. Yeah, but thinking they want the
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power, the power exchange that that dominant submissive dynamic
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or, you know, owner pet or whatever the case may be, that
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DS dynamic, when really all they're looking for is somebody
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that's that's going to fuck them like they've never been fucked
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before. They want kink.
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They want the kink side, not the BDSM side.
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And I'm curious as to, well, I, as far as your clients go, do
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you see like a, a division in there or is it like they just
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want it all being that they're paying for what, you know, the
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services that you offer, whatever they may be?
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How do you see that? Well, who's doing the interview
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here, Coldron? Sorry, my apologies.
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Forgive me, Mistress, for I've forgotten my place.
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Naughty, naughty boy. Yes, ma'am, I am.
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Oh. No, I was going to say what what
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you get is oh papi. Yeah, I heard some of that in
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the past couple of weeks. I bet you did.
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So, So my clientele. So they come in here for one or
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two things. They come in here for one
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specific fetish or you know, a handful of fetishes, you know,
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that all encompass that one scene.
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Or they come because they want to try something new.
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It's on their bucket list and they think there's some type of
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engaging sexual act and I have to make it very specific to
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them. I'm like, look, I can do
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specific tastes of what you want.
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However, you know, we cannot participate actively in in a
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sexual act. It's illegal.
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I don't want to get arrested. And so I mean that we have to
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divide it in that situation. Obviously in personal
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situations, though, it's much more fun and you can gauge in
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sex, but you don't have to. You know, I often say, you know,
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I play with my Sissy, don't have to have sex with him.
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If I do a scene with my GIMP husband I don't have to have sex
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with him. I cuz I focus so much on that
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specific fetish or kink necessarily for for that scene
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that I don't typically engage in sex.
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Yeah, that's, that's kind of what I found with most, most of
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us that are big into the community, at least in most
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areas. There are some areas that I've
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travelled to where sex is the primary focus and you know,
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it's, it's, it's fun. I think from my previous
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appearances and, and speaking with you off camera, you know
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that for me, it's all about the psychology and, and the trust
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and the, the control that they're giving up.
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Mainly the trust. I was not trusted by my parents
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as a child. So of course I really try to
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earn people's trust as an adult. So, and I will say
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understandably, I was not trusted by my parents.
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Yeah, OK. Yeah.
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But yeah, it just, it seems to be such a big divide.
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Have you seen if I may continue to ask you questions?
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Of course. Have you seen in your clientele
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the the newer ones? Really with Frenzy wanting it
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all and having thinking that they want everything or so much
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of of these specific things and then turning out that they're
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totally into something else and they hate that one thing that
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they were really wanting. Like how often does that happen?
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A lot. A lot they come in and they're
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like, I want to be fucked with the biggest dildo and, and I'm
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like, yeah, that that's not going to happen.
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It's not going to be a thing, but.
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It's what I want. Yeah, that's so special now.
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Yeah, you can. You can do some anal training
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then. Yeah, let me, let me walk you
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through that first. Exactly that biggest one.
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Exactly. That the the highway cone the.
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Caution cone. Ours is in the dungeon and it's
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ginormous. We've only had four people to
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use it at parties because it's more or less such a novelty cock
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that it that it stands an easy 14 to 16 inches and it's like
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massive. It's like the size of a saucer.
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And I've seen, yeah, I've seen one woman put it in her vagina
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about four or five inches. And then I've seen another guy
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take it like a good 5-6 inches. Wow.
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Yeah, but yeah, people come in and they're like, holy shit.
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And I was like, hell yeah. That's that's Doug.
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They had a Doug. Dougie, Dougie.
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Well, the the reason that I the reason that I'm I'm so curious.
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One, I'm just curious Kitty today and but but two, it's been
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a it's been quite a while since I've done professional services,
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so I wanted to see if anything had really changed And two, to
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kind of compare that to the vanilla world.
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Now do you are you, do you see the same thing in the vanilla
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world that I see not vanilla but but non professional.
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I I screwed up when I said vanilla I meant non professional
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world just in your your private play and experiences in play
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spaces. No, I don't because, you know,
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those people are typically not novices, obviously.
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And the people that I, that I play with specifically, I mean,
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they they want to be their terminology that they often use
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is I want you to ruin me. I want you.
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Yeah, I want you to ruin me. I want you to put me in the
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slave box locked up forever. Yeah, so.
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Excuse me while I unzip here. Now, now.
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Caldron, it's so good to be you. I swear.
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You're so lucky. I, I, you know, I'm so lucky.
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I, you know, and I'd never take this life for granted.
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But you know, my husband, he just recently built me this
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slave bed. And it's not I, I didn't want it
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open. I didn't want it like a cage
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under my bed. I wanted it simply that if
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someone walks in my room, they'll think it's a high rise
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bed, you know, it's going to have the matching upholstery to
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my headboard and, you know, that's it.
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But interestingly enough, the past weekend he installed the
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struts that are gas hydraulics and it's got a handle at the
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foot board and you lift it up on a king size bed and there's two
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compartments. There's one for my GIMP and one
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for my Sissy. Yeah.
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He's handy. He is so fucking handy.
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He, you know, he made me a beautiful Saint Andrew's cross
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in my dungeon. And everybody's like, Oh my God,
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where'd you get that cross? Where'd you get it?
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And I'm like, oh, my husband made it.
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And they're like, really? That That's crazy.
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Why doesn't he make more of them?
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I'm like, well, because it's not what he does for a living.
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He doesn't have that kind of time.
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But yeah, beautiful bed. I mean, it's just like, I'm
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like, oh, this is going to be great.
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So now my projects is to actually just upholster it and
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yeah, it'll be ready. He's put fans in it.
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Oh, that's amazing. It is that I've I've found that
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men are so much more likely to say it and mean it when they're
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like I want when they say I want you to ruin me, Women will say
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it and think they mean it. Now of course I'm speaking
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generalities here, but. Sure, past experiences.
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Yeah, yeah. But it's it is so many times or
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some more often true when it comes from from a man's lips
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than a woman. Yeah, because that that's always
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something that I'm very cautious about when I'm told that from
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from a female, it's like, OK, yeah, we'll, we'll I'm I'm just
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going to hide and watch and we'll wait for that safe word to
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come. Give me give me that yellow.
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Let me know ahead of time. Don't don't just read out on me.
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I have that for emergencies, but let me give me the opportunity
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to check in because if it's going bad, chances are we can
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still turn it around and have it with a happy ending.
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But you know that that's always a question to me because I'm
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just like, OK, how do you want me to ruin you?
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You know what, what? What is your definition of
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ruining? You know, and you know, for my
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husband years ago, because like I said, we've been together 13
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years. His idea would be, OK, we're
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financially stable, he doesn't have to work, and he can be a
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latex Gump. I can lock him in the closet, in
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a padded closet, rotate him between that and, you know,
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putting him on a, a breath machine that controls his
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breathing. I mean, doing all this shit, I
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was like telling my Sissy. I was like, look, I could put
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you a little. She shed out in the yard with
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fucking chains. We can have you in there.
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You know, it all boils down to having the money to no one's
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working, but we're all going to, you know, focus on that whole
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kink concept, you know? Yeah, it's sometimes money just
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ruins everything, doesn't it? Does it?
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Does it's like, why do we have to pay for this?
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Why, God? Why?
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Yeah, it's, I don't know. I think it's, it's important for
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for us to remind ourselves no matter where our journey is,
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where or where we are at in our journey rather that definitions
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are important. And I know there's, there's this
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before the big identity push, there was the, the generation
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prior to that was like, oh, I don't want to be defined.
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Like, you know, it's funny how the pendulum completely swings
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from and it's, it's all just opposite sides of the same coin
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youth identity crisis, right? Because that's because that's
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what happens with youths, youths.
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But I think it's very important, no matter where we are in our
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journey to, to remember that those definitions are are OK and
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we need to understand them better.
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So if one person's version of being ruined is, you know,
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getting railed with whatever objects, whether it's Doug or
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whatever to the point to where they can't walk for three or
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four days or it's being, you know, caned or just oxygen
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deprivation, breath, breath play, whatever, to the point of
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passing out, which I do not do that.
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If you're a brand new or you've been around forever, do not do
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that. Without proper training from.
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Medical professionals, it is very dangerous.
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You can kill somebody in three seconds or less doing breath
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play. People don't realize that, but
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it's possible. It is.
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So, yeah, it's just it was a great conversation that that I
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got into at our family dinner and with Mike kink family on
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Sunday. And I just I wanted to hear your
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point of view the whole time that we were talking about, oh,
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I'm going to be talking to mistress me on Tuesday.
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I want to hear what she has to say about her clients.
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I got to do it. Funny enough that you're you
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said who's interviewing you? Who's here interviewing who
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here? Because I actually said that to
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my wife, I was like, I'm going to have questions for her.
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I hope she's not going to think I'm just trying to like, take
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over her show. Not at all.
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Not at all. Oh gosh, you're like the first
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male Dom that I actually like. So, you know, you just go ahead,
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Cauldron. You ask whatever you want.
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Oh goodness. So what did what?
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What was the other thing on the docket?
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Well, I've had some interesting sessions, you know, and this
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past month has been no exception.
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One, it was quite funny, is that to me, it was a little more
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sexualized, but completely unintentional.
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So this young guy, he came in and he's like 20-3 years old and
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he has a wedgie fetish. I Yeah, yeah, interesting.
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I have had one other wedgie fetishist in the last 35 years
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and I told, yeah, he's like, really?
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I'm like, yeah, I said I've only had one other wedgie guy and
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that was like 10 years ago. And he did the exact same thing
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that this guy did. He comes in this guy, he's tall
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stature. He's like 64, big tall kid and,
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you know, average height weight. So he's probably about maybe
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2/10, 2:15. And I said, what do you like a
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size 36 pants? And he's like, yeah, you know, I
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mean, he kept his clothes on. It wasn't anything like that.
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But because a lot of times they'll just want to strip down.
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I'm like, you know, you don't have to take your clothes off.
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Easy there, killer. You know, kind of.
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Hard to get a wedgie with your clothes off.
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Yeah, but but he comes in wearing Whitey tighties.
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I said, what are these, like, size 42?
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And he's like, he just hit the nail on the head.
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You know, he like, he's so proud.
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I was like, these are some really big Whitey tighties, you
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know? Yeah.
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And I told him, I said, so do you like just humiliation,
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degradation while I'm doing that?
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He's like, yeah, I really just didn't know how to ask for it.
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And I said, well, do you want me to call you any specific names?
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And he's like, no, no, I'm good. You know, just just tell me that
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I'm really pathetic and and this is really just sad that I have
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to do this. And man, I can whip some shit
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out because all the girls that have ever worked with you in the
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dungeon, they're like, shit, You can be verbally brutal.
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I said I'm a buck. I told this guy I was like, you
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know, you look like a just a nasty grandpa with wearing these
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fucking Whitey tighties and they're, they're 4 sizes too big
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for you. I said, you know, my dad used to
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wear them and he even looked better at them than you do.
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And he he wore bikini Whitey tighties.
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But you wanted to be stupid. OK.
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Can we just pause on that comment for a moment?
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And let me. Apologize that you've witnessed
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that the dad part in bikini. My dad was pretty much a nudist.
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And if he didn't have his Whitey tighties on, he wore a towel
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around the house. And it was kind of like, OK,
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look, Pop, I'm having friends over.
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You got to put clothes on. And he's like, oh, shit.
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You know, he was a contractor. He'd work out in the heat all
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day. All he wanted to do was sit
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there like, you know, Al from Married with Kids, you know,
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wearing his freaking Whitey tighties.
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It was hilarious, you know? But Al Bundy, here we go.
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But anyway, this kid, I was like, you know, I don't even
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have to work this hard. I basically suspended his hands,
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his wrists up in some chains that I have across the the front
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part of the dungeon. And then I just took a rope and
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I made a pulley over the chain and I took some clips.
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I wrapped up the back of his underwear as a wedgie and like,
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twisted it and tied it with rope, tied it with clips just to
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secure it. And then I just would pull on
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the rope, you know? And I said, OK, now this is what
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you're going to do. You're going to walk forward and
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then backwards. And he was like, OK, so he's
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giving himself a wedgie. He was like, Oh my God, I've
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never had this done. I mean, I'm like, I'm just
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giving you all new ideas so you can go down the barn and do this
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on the rafters. And he's like, I think I could
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that boy from Alabama, you know, And so then we have this
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handheld sex one, this massager. And I normally use it like, you
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know, teasing him down the back and just like, you know,
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massaging. But I was like, fuck it.
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I'm going to put a condom on it, throw in his underwear, tie it
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up, wrap it with a clip. So he's like bind it in the
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front, bind it in the back, and he's just going back and forth.
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Oh God. I said look at you, you got your
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Whitey tighties all wet. He's like, I sure did, mistress,
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like that's great. That lasted about 20 minutes.
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It was over. It was done and over with and
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you know that was it so. Gallon of precomp 2 gallons of.
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Yeah, yeah. 23 years old. You know it, but I'm like, boy,
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you are not going to get married doing that big ass white
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underwear. It's like, oh God, I said I hope
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you have some sexy backup. I mean, it's, it's so crazy.
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I, I, I would, I would be so distracted initially before, you
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know, it would take me a few minutes to get into the to the
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proper headspace to be able to do that because.
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To do it to him wouldn't get it done to you.
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No to to no, I wouldn't have that done to me to do that to
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him or anybody else, because I would have to be diving into the
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psychology of that. Like tell me about this bullying
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that you experienced. Was this brothers or?
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And I asked him that I I was the same way.
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I'm like, OK, what happened? 8 years old.
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He's like, I was 8. Actually, yeah, I was 8.
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Wow. Yeah, and he was like, yeah, it
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was his freaking brother and his friend.
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And they would do it. And he got his first little
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erection and, oh, and he had a little Dick, you know, it's, I
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know some of these guys, they're just, they're sweethearts.
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And when they come in and they had the littlest tiny Dick, they
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always want the weirdest fucking shit ever.
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And so I, I started doing it. And as he's suspended, he's
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like, he's in la, la land. And he starts humping the
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sounding rod while I'm holding it.
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And yeah. And I was like, hey, hey, I only
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have this little inch here. You don't need to keep doing
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that. He's like doing what?
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He's I'm like, stop doing that, you know?
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And I'd pull it out and he'd push himself into it.
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And I was like, Oh my God, I'm dealing with a moron right now.
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Mind you, I had some nylon rope that I had already wrapped up
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his Dick and balls. I did a crossword, a crossword
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crossword. I did it.
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I did a cross ways basically. Over there being tortured.
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I'm going to go do this puzzle over here.
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You just abandoned me, Mistress. Sorry, but I tied it under the
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grundle and crisscrossed it around the top and then I did it
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the same thing around at the top of his cock and all this.
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I mean, he was like, it was tight.
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And then I pulled it up his ass crack and I, you know, I held it
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to the collar and I'm like, OK, it's tight.
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It's comfortable. Stop moving your Dick, you know,
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stop trying to hump it. And ultimately he didn't listen
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to me. And I was like, OK, let's see
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what happens here. And so you know what happened?
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His Dick sucked it up and ate it.
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Yep. And.
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Then you have to go through the pain of digging it out.
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Oh, I didn't dig it out because he's like, Oh my God, what
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happened? Really?
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We're we're going back to that. You don't know what happened.
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I said, well, I told you to quit humping it.
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And he's like, I wasn't, I'm like, I wasn't humping it.
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I was holding it. And you sucked it in.
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He's like, am I going to be able to get it out?
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And I'm thinking there's times where you really can't get it
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out like that, you know, dumb shit.
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I wanted to punch him. I really wanted to fucking punch
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him colder. And I did.
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And so I said, look, I'm going to untie you.
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You're still erect, so you're going to be able to feel it.
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So hold it off at the base, slide it down and see if you can
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slide it down. I said because it's not going to
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make any sense that I do it because I don't know where it's
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ending and where it's beginning in you.
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And he's like, oh, OK, well, that makes sense.
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So once he pulls it out, I said, you know, you're so fucking
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lucky that didn't get stuck in there.
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He's like, that could have happened.
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I said yes, yeah. Yeah, cuz sounds like he would
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have just been humping your fingers in.
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I'm telling you it was. Crazy crazy partner would be fun
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but. I'm.
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Telling you I just I get so. Yeah, you know.
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The clients will come in and they, they have an, the idea,
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the concept of what they want and a lot of them they think
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they want to, you know, text me this foreplay, their foreplay of
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what their session would be like.
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And I said, look, I don't plan out a session like this.
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I need to sit down and, you know, I need to talk with you
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and we can walk it through some options.
27:25
And, you know, this is a professional setting and they, a
27:28
lot of them want to sexualize it.
27:30
And so I have to put that barrier there.
27:32
I can't do that, you know? Yeah, it's a.
27:36
Oh, I got into a conversation with with one of my people
27:40
Sunday. She has started doing self
27:44
dollification. Oh, OK.
27:48
And completely. New to her, she has named her
27:51
doll and it's related to her little side.
27:56
OK And she sent me a picture yesterday.
28:02
She's like hey had a great time thanks for allowing me to open
28:06
up. Look what I bought my doll and
28:09
she had like 8 brand new pairs of shoes.
28:12
Holy shit. OK.
28:16
Well, well, what kind of? What kind of?
28:18
Doll, are you are we talking like Barbie arms here or like
28:22
no, it's, it's, it's more like, you know, plastic haired wigs
28:29
and and that kind of thing. Like I, I don't want to be
28:34
positioned by somebody or played with like I'm a doll.
28:39
It's more of just the look and, and, and the feel of some of
28:44
the, the materials. I'm like, you going like latex
28:49
here. She's like, I don't know, it's
28:50
so new, but getting to because I've known her for 10 years and
28:54
getting to see her light up over this new experience.
29:00
I've I've missed that with being away from my play space and you
29:04
know, with the injury and not being able to play like I used
29:08
to, getting to see that just, oh, it was so invigorating to me
29:17
to be part of that energy and that whole like, oh, what should
29:22
I do next? What should do next?
29:23
I'm like, you know, strangely enough, I don't have any
29:27
experience with females in doll dollification with men.
29:38
I do and I don't know. So I was talking to her and
29:43
apparently while it's the same, it's still quite a bit
29:48
different. And I think a lot of it comes
29:49
down to, or used to come down to, again, I'm speaking from
29:53
years ago, the ability to buy women's shoes and men's sizes
29:59
right now. Apparently you don't have to pay
30:04
$400.00 for a pair of stilettos that you're only going to wear
30:08
like 3-4 times a year. Yeah, isn't.
30:11
That crazy if you're lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:15
I need a size. 18 in women's. Can I get that?
30:19
What you wear? 16 in men's?
30:21
Yes, I do. I mean, not me personally, but
30:26
yeah, it's it's do you, do you have any dolls?
30:31
You know I. Don't.
30:32
I interviewed one, she lived in the UK and she did the
30:37
dollification along with human furniture and she would actually
30:40
do it at parties and she earned a living doing it and she looked
30:45
amazing. But I always liked the specific
30:48
models. When I was talking to Barbie
30:49
about this the other day, one of my Doms and I love like the
30:53
bimbo dolls, you know, with the blow up titties and everything.
30:58
It's it's crazy, insane with the latex.
31:00
I love that I I played with a. Guy great friend, you know, so
31:09
there's this in Asheville. Well it's just outside of
31:12
Asheville. There's this little sports bar
31:15
that's owned by swingers and they're, they are the anti kink,
31:23
anti BDSM swingers. Oh wow.
31:26
But for some reason they. They allowed themselves to be
31:29
talked into hosting ABDSM night once a month a few summers ago.
31:38
It was well, this is also a very redneck dive place.
31:46
And love it. And he excited.
31:49
Yeah, he wanted. A good impact scene, like Take
31:53
him on the roller coaster. He's not that big into pain, but
32:01
loves where a little bit of pain can put him right.
32:05
Yeah. So so we we get started on this
32:09
roller coaster but when we when he shows up, he's wearing the
32:15
blow up tits. And the wig.
32:19
And the wig. Which was new.
32:22
No, I'm sorry, they weren't blow up.
32:23
They were latex, but it was it was new to me to see him this
32:28
way. And I'm I'm going like, you
32:31
know, I double triple taken repeatedly here.
32:37
Dude you are hot like. It's a we we get up.
32:43
The thing is horribly, horribly wrong.
32:47
Oh shit, yeah, it from the music and neither one of us being able
32:52
to get in our our headspace. The crowd being what they were,
32:59
with the presumption of their attitude and.
33:03
And. In some cases the experience of
33:06
of a couple of people's attitude, it goes horribly wrong
33:12
and we end things because of a mis thrown whip strike that
33:21
landed right on in the middle on the side of his neck.
33:27
Because of a distraction where somebody threw something not at
33:33
me, threw something at somebody else, and I caught that and kind
33:37
of started to duck right in mid swing.
33:39
And I should have just taken the hit, but it was reactionary.
33:43
If it was coming my way, I should have just taken the hit
33:46
and made sure that his hit landed where it should have.
33:50
The terrible, terrible ending. As soon as we step down off of
33:55
the stage, we were swarmed by at least half the people in the
34:00
place and everybody was telling us how amazing it was and how
34:05
that's never happened there before.
34:07
A guy playing with another guy and how, yeah, asking us if we
34:12
were a couple or and no, we're, we're not, we're not a couple.
34:16
We're both heterosexual. And they were just absolutely
34:21
amazed by that. And then couple hours later we
34:24
were leaving and they were, I guess they were about an hour
34:27
away. They done last call for for
34:30
scenes and alcohol. And so we were on our way out
34:36
and turned around to grab my bag, which was right in front of
34:41
the stage and there was two of the biggest redneck looking
34:46
fellas up on that stage and they were they were beating the hell
34:53
out of each other. Wow it.
34:56
Was. It was.
34:58
Dom on Dom violence. Wow, look what you.
35:01
Started yeah I I just. Stopped and I looked around and
35:06
the music was playing, but they had turned it down because with
35:11
the dead silence of every person in there, the music was so loud.
35:16
And I just, I was like, no guys, we're we're hanging out until
35:20
this is over. And it was absolutely beautiful.
35:27
I think people people put too much pressure on themselves in
35:32
certain ways that prevents them from having these moments that
35:35
can be amazing because the energy is completely different.
35:40
Giving yourself the freedom to experience it a few times with a
35:45
few different people. At least I think it's something
35:49
that everybody should do. That's that's just, I don't know
35:55
that they say, you know, well, this isn't for everybody.
35:58
This isn't for everybody, but how you going to know if you
36:00
don't try? Like, I'm sure there's things
36:03
that you've tried that you were surprised that you liked.
36:07
God, there's been many of things in mind when you've been around
36:10
as long as we have. Yeah.
36:13
Yeah, I think probably the the most hellacious thing that I did
36:18
one time and I was totally shocked with how much I enjoyed
36:22
it. I.
36:24
You, said the psychiatrist. He would come in once a week to
36:27
see me and. Yeah.
36:30
And yeah, it was so great. And, you know, psychiatrists,
36:36
they're lovely freaks. Yes, they are.
36:41
I love it. I love it.
36:43
Anyway, so he came in and he would always bring in his own
36:48
needles. And he liked syringes.
36:50
He liked big syringe needles. And he wanted me to put them all
36:55
through his Dick and balls. Yeah, yeah.
36:59
And I was like, this is, this is really new to me.
37:04
Needle play was not something I had dabbled in at that time.
37:08
This has been years ago. And so I was like, I'm down, you
37:13
know, I I never refuse. I'm.
37:16
I'm always there. You know, we're not talking
37:18
castration, but. Right, exactly.
37:26
So I, I did what he wanted and he showed me how he liked it.
37:30
And it's pretty much like stabbing his Dick.
37:32
And when I did that, he's laying on my on, I put him in a in my
37:37
bedroom at this time as a concrete floor.
37:39
And he's like, now when we're done with the whole pack, I want
37:43
you to piss on me and piss specifically all my Dick and
37:47
balls. I'm like, fuck yeah, I can do
37:49
this all day long. So.
37:55
With all the blood with. All the messy blood.
38:00
Yeah, I urinated all over him and he fucking loved it.
38:03
And then he's like, can do you have more?
38:04
Can you pee in my mouth? And I was like, fuck yeah,
38:06
COVID, I'll pee in your mouth. I love it.
38:13
So that was, that was fun time. It was so fun.
38:15
I was so sad when he moved. I'm like, fuck, you know, we, I
38:20
probably saw him for a good 2-3 years.
38:22
It was great. Yeah, it was great.
38:25
That's awesome. I.
38:26
Made I made one pass out one of my listeners I I threw a big
38:31
party and everything was free. We catered it so all the
38:38
listeners had to pay for was getting here and and a place to
38:43
stay and and so she's a a psychologist and she want to
38:52
play. We play did impact and I kept
38:55
telling her unlock your knees, unlock your knees, unlock your
38:58
knees and boom hits the ground. Oh shit.
39:04
Comes too. And it's like, oh, I guess I
39:09
passed out. I'm like, I guess you did.
39:11
She goes, yeah, that happens when I orgasm.
39:14
Oh. My God, she could have warned
39:16
you. And.
39:22
And I'm asking. Questions and people she's like
39:24
people said no, her her knees wasn't locked.
39:26
I'm like there were no lead up, no, no changes in breath,
39:32
nothing. She's like, Oh yeah, and I'm
39:36
very stoic when I orgasm, so oh God, communication.
39:43
Communication. Well, yeah.
39:48
And had had I known any of this? Well, she didn't even know.
39:51
She didn't know that she was a pain slut.
39:54
Yeah. So that was.
39:57
That was new to her, but yeah, some of the other things would
40:01
have been nice to know. Communication is key.
40:06
Communication is key. Yeah, I love, I love the guys
40:09
that come in. And we had this one.
40:12
He was an older gentleman and you know, again, I could tell he
40:16
was over 70, but he's like, oh, you know, I still work and, and
40:20
I gave him the usual questions. Have you ever had seizures?
40:23
Are you on medication, blah, blah, blah, blah.
40:25
Gave him the whole reel and he's like, no.
40:27
And I said, Are you sure you're not on any meds?
40:29
I mean, you're, you're over 70, right?
40:32
He's like, Oh yeah, you know what?
40:33
I'm just 63. No, he was older.
40:38
Anyway, I was like, OK, well I'm not going to suspend your arms.
40:43
We're not going to put them over your head or anything.
40:45
I just want you to hold on to the cross and we're going to do
40:48
some light impact and we'll go from there.
40:50
Well, the interesting thing about this man, he had this
40:54
massive fucking Dick, like a one of the bigger Dicks that I've
41:00
ever seen compared compared to most people, but it was a good
41:05
14 inches flaccid. It was it was crazy.
41:09
And I was like, God damn, what? What you got there?
41:14
And so. He's like, yeah, he's like it
41:17
takes a little bit to get hard, but it's it's semi right now.
41:22
And I was like, Oh my God. I said, well, you don't have to
41:25
get hard on my account. You know, we're not going to be
41:28
using that. So we did some impact and I was
41:34
just, I was really light and, and 10 minutes into it I was
41:38
like, I think you're feeling a little woozy.
41:41
I said you feel OK. And he's like, I don't know
41:45
about that. And this man 6 foot 2 and you
41:49
know, I'm 5/8 and he's, you know, off the ground maybe by 6
41:53
inches. So he was still high, but
41:56
luckily he was pretty small, very small framed.
42:01
He was, yeah, yeah. He wasn't very like large or
42:05
anything. Probably had like a 34 inch
42:06
waist. But anyway, he fell back and we
42:10
have concrete floors in there and I'm holding on to him and
42:13
I'm, I have the strength, thank God that I was holding on to
42:18
him. And I just kind of lowered him
42:19
down on the floor, and he immediately voided his bladder.
42:24
And I was like, oh, fuck, you know, like, oh, God.
42:28
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Needless to say, you know, I
42:35
checked his vitals. I had that there.
42:37
And he just had really low blood pressure.
42:41
And so he came to. He's like, he's like, what
42:45
happened? And I told him.
42:47
And I said, listen, I said, I don't want you just getting in
42:49
the car and going. I said, just come over here, sit
42:52
on the couch, hang out with me. And he passed out again.
42:56
And Needless to say, I said, now listen, Are you sure you're not
43:01
supposed to take any medication? He's like, yeah, I'm supposed to
43:05
take blood pressure meds. And I took a Cialis instead.
43:11
Oh God. And I said, why'd you take a?
43:13
Cialis Honey, I'm we don't have sex.
43:16
And he's like, well, I mean, I just wanted to get hard, you
43:20
know? I'm like, well, nothing's going
43:23
to happen to it, you know? But oh come on, Kenny.
43:29
Shaka Titty when I jerk off Oh God.
43:32
You know that last appearance too, Cauldron, You know, it's so
43:37
hard being a woman and then they get in there and, you know, they
43:41
just, it's always something, you know, it's just amazing to me.
43:48
It's just amazing and. And just being who you are.
43:52
Yeah, having notoriety, having your your podcast and I'm sure
44:02
you go through some of the thing, same things like even
44:08
though, yes, you're a professional and they're paying
44:13
you to be a certain type of kink dispenser.
44:20
Yeah. That.
44:22
Is not all you are. You don't say are.
44:25
You sure? I'm positive.
44:28
You don't say, huh? Yeah.
44:29
Yeah, but that. Was that was the most
44:33
frustrating part, and at first I loved it because you know all
44:37
the service topping and I'll you know that.
44:42
But then we're, I just wanted to go to the dungeon to hang out
44:50
with my kink family and I didn't want to play.
44:53
And then people getting pissed off because, you know, I, I
44:58
didn't bring my gear and I wasn't going to play.
45:02
And the reason that I didn't bring my gear is because I that
45:05
was my way of ensuring that I wasn't going to play.
45:08
And having people, you know, this, I'm talking six years ago
45:13
and people still pissed off at me and think that I've had some
45:19
chip on my shoulder about them because I wasn't just doling out
45:23
scenes to everybody on one particular night.
45:27
Yeah. And I did a piss poor job at
45:33
managing people's expectations, I guess because my communication
45:37
was clear as far as, you know, we will start when I feel like
45:43
it if we're going to play, not when you feel like it.
45:47
Yeah, that's always part of my negotiation because I have to
45:53
build up. I have to make the rounds and
45:56
and talk to people. I'm not just going to walk in
45:59
and find an an open cross and OK, we're you're ready, I'm
46:05
ready let's go do it. You have to rely on me to pick
46:11
the time, the PlayStation and and trust that I, no matter what
46:19
your headspace is, when I say, come on, I'm going to get you
46:25
into that proper headspace that you need to be in for that
46:27
scene. And that's just, that's just
46:30
part of it for me. But you know, so that
46:33
communication was very clear, while the communication of,
46:38
yeah, I've said yes 20 times before, but don't rely on me to
46:46
say yes every time. Things change in negotiation
46:51
still always needs to take place and people need to be a little
46:55
more understanding on both sides.
46:58
Absolutely. Predator, predator submissives,
47:03
that's a thing. Predator bottoms and, and a lot
47:06
of people don't realize that a lot of people like, well, if
47:09
you're a sub, you can't be a predator.
47:11
You can't be abusive to a top if you're a bottom.
47:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
47:23
This is a new form, new definition.
47:26
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From that response.
47:39
You have experience there, huh? All the time.
47:43
If they don't want to top from the bottom, then they want to
47:46
push me to do something. You know that I'm not.
47:50
I'm not interested in doing. You know I do I You have to set
47:53
boundaries. You know but but.
47:57
I'll. Give you 100 extra dollars?
47:59
Yeah, no. Yeah, OK, fine, 200.
48:03
I know, right? Fine.
48:10
Fuck you, you money whore. Yeah, yeah, fuck you bitch.
48:15
I'm going to be a pout now. Because I didn't get my way.
48:20
I'm going to share my my. Lack of emotional maturity,
48:24
Yeah. I deal with it, trust me.
48:30
Oh, I. I.
48:31
Remember my days? Yeah, yes, God.
48:36
Well, these days I'd love to take a trip down there and find
48:41
somebody that wanted to be Co topped.
48:44
I would love, love, love to share that topping energy with
48:49
you. I think that would be amazing.
48:52
Well, my good. Niece.
48:53
She works in the tension and yeah, she works in the dungeon
48:58
and she saw our first interview together and I said, look, I
49:02
said you need to talk to your boyfriend.
49:05
And if colder never comes down or you go decide to go up, you
49:10
need to talk to him and, you know, do a scene with your
49:13
boyfriend with him. It'd be so much fun.
49:16
Oh yes, you know I it is one of. My absolute favorite things.
49:22
I know last time I I kind of sounded like Oprah with her
49:25
favorite things list with blood play and primal and all this
49:30
stuff. But as far as topping goes
49:32
itself, the sharing that energy with with more people, Yeah.
49:39
It's just. Amazing, especially if somebody
49:44
has invited me into their scene, which used to happen a lot.
49:49
There was not very many people in this area that did Whips
49:53
because there was one really big name here that did them.
49:59
And I guess everybody else was too shy to get involved.
50:03
So I would often be asked, hey, can you, can you jump in after I
50:09
get get them warmed up with your single tail and yeah, absolutely
50:14
you'll bite you. That's awesome.
50:18
Just when it's. Time.
50:20
Just motion me and I'll be right here, impatiently waiting for an
50:25
opportunity to get Henry out. I love how we name these tools.
50:31
That's great, right? Yeah.
50:35
I just threw that one out there. I'm like, oh, you named your
50:38
guy. You name it.
50:41
No, I might, I might. I might name my favorite lip
50:46
that was given to me by the community, Mia, in honor of you
50:50
because you're the coolest. I'll be on you.
50:55
Too funny. Well, I tell you what, I am
50:59
Speaking of whips and leather, There is a really great couple
51:03
here that I kind of introduced into the community.
51:08
Their leather work abilities are incredible.
51:12
They actually have gone overseas at times to like build custom
51:16
saddles for royal families. I mean, they're really
51:20
incredible for a royal family. They did this, they did custom
51:25
saddles and everything. But in the community here, they
51:27
do, they do whips. They have, you know, the
51:31
Dragon's tail, the devil's tongue and leather paddles that
51:35
are incredible. But they're called Carnal Coyote
51:38
and they're on Fat Life. I'm going to send you their link
51:41
because they have absolutely beautiful, beautiful things that
51:44
they make. Yeah, please do.
51:47
Yeah, they do like custom cuffs. They they're like, send me your
51:51
measurements. They'll do like the the leather
51:54
suspenders that a lot of the Doms wear.
51:57
They do all sorts of things, but they have like a red dye and a
52:00
purple dye and yeah, beautiful stuff.
52:04
Nice. Yeah.
52:04
I can't wait. To check that out, that was one
52:06
of the things where we're in on vacation.
52:12
Like I said earlier, for a couple of weeks we were out in
52:15
Yuma, Arizona and 15 minutes away from Los Algodones, Mexico.
52:23
So a couple of days we went down there and that was one of the
52:29
coolest things to me other than the food, 'cause I'm a huge
52:33
foodie. So we, we did a massive food
52:35
tour, but getting to see all of the leather work that, you know,
52:43
these guys, people, men and women sitting there with their
52:49
tools, their leather tools out hand engraving things and how
52:54
precise it was. So yeah, I'm, I'm excited to see
53:02
that, see what kind of things I can.
53:06
Spend more money. I know it'll probably be 6.
53:10
Months because you know vacation recovery is happening right now
53:15
they they have even made. Sex, furniture for people.
53:18
They're, I mean, they're just talented people.
53:21
Doug and Jessica are their names.
53:23
They're just wonderful people. You didn't get to play on your
53:26
trip? No.
53:28
So is there some future plans for, you know, playing somewhere
53:31
local? Yeah, considering converting my
53:41
wood shop into. Yeah, my 20. 5 by 25 building
53:48
that is currently my wood shop. I don't want to do it for people
53:57
anymore woodworking. So I'm going to probably keep my
54:04
lathe because that's just therapy for me turning bowls and
54:09
and stuff like that. Yeah, and get rid of the rest of
54:12
it. But converting it into a play
54:14
space. And two of they're not well, 1
54:19
is a house member and the other one is just a great friend in
54:25
the community. We've played a few times before.
54:27
Both of them are dying for scenes.
54:31
And so there's some plans to, to scene with them hopefully within
54:38
the next month or two. Just got to wait for a day where
54:43
everything lines up and I'll, I'll physically be able to and
54:49
they'll have the time to. So yeah, I do have a couple of
54:54
things in the future planned and I am, I'm getting a little
54:59
better. A screw popped in my neck and it
55:04
actually relieved some pressure off of one of my nerve channels.
55:10
So yeah, I'm going to try out a part time job.
55:15
And yeah, so there's, there's hopefully some some good times
55:20
in my future. This ginormous bag that I have
55:23
sitting down here to my right is just dying to be opened again.
55:29
And there are things I can hear them calling my name at night.
55:36
Cauldron, come play with us, yes?
55:40
Oh, there's, there's this ginormous wall hanger of a
55:44
spoon. Yeah, I mean, that the spoon
55:47
part, the head of it is as big as my face, and it's a good 2
55:53
1/2, nearly 3 inches thick. And yeah, and the sound that it
55:59
makes when you hit with the cupped side of it, that pop that
56:03
it makes on a nice big round booty.
56:08
I know. It's amazing.
56:09
What? Excites us, but yeah, that's
56:11
like, Oh yeah, sounds the. Smells the sweat.
56:19
Yeah, deep blood, deep. Blood.
56:25
Yeah, I love that. I love that.
56:31
Thank you, Cauldron. It's been a treat.
56:33
As always, thank you for inviting.
56:35
Me back and hopefully though, I'll get to make another
56:38
appearance sometime. You come.
56:40
Back next month, we'll talk some more.
56:43
Oh yay, I'll do it. Let's do it.
56:47
Yes, yes, let's have it. Let's have.
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Want to have a toy show and tell?
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Fuck yeah, let's do. It let's do it.
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I look forward to it. Awesome.
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Me too. Very much so.
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OK. Well, until then, thank you
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again and thank you listeners, for all your support.
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And until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
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Mistress. Yes, Mistress.
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Mistress. Mia controls the narrative, so
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obey.