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S1-Ep.34: The Paper Dimension Pt. 2 · The Teamup Play Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily pad production.
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  Speaker 2: This is the team up play show podcast. Previously in
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  Speaker 2: the city of bones.
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  Speaker 3: You think you can hide me away? Keep me separate
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  Speaker 3: from the rest of you? I've got news for you.
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  Speaker 3: You've created me. You've been feeding me. And you can
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  Speaker 3: no longer keep me at bay. Come on in and
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  Speaker 3: know me better.
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  Speaker 2: At this, grasping paper tendrils sprout viciously, out of Jason's chest.
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  Speaker 2: They surround you all and grab.
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  Speaker 1: At you all.
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  Speaker 2: It pulls your bodies and as your bodies naturally resist,
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  Speaker 2: it tears through and pulls your souls, all three of you.
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  Speaker 4: Into the book in Jason's chest.
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  Speaker 1: My soul?
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  Speaker 2: You enter the book That is Jason's heart and soul.
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  Speaker 2: And you find yourselves being pulled. Pulled through space. Paper space.
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  Speaker 2: And I say that as in like paper outer space.
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  Speaker 2: You soar by parchment stars and canvas asteroids. And you
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  Speaker 2: see Jason's worlds. They are the compartments he's made. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of it is normal and healthy. But then you
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  Speaker 2: see four worlds that are colliding within you. They are
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  Speaker 2: smashing into each other, and there is a large one
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  Speaker 2: from which the tendrils come that seems to be devouring
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  Speaker 2: the others. You walk into a swirling portal and head
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  Speaker 2: to the future, Jason Future. You look and you see you,
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  Speaker 2: the paper phantom, in an alley, beating down on a guy. Punching, punching,
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  Speaker 2: fist coming up bloodied and with brain on it. This
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  Speaker 2: phantom in the future you feel kills without a second thought.
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  Speaker 2: Those that need death get it. But there are those
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  Speaker 2: that stand in your way. Dickensian, Rigel, and Quanta drop
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  Speaker 2: from the sky.
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  Speaker 5: The End.
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  Speaker 2: Jason sees outside of himself a potential future where Quanta
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  Speaker 2: and Rigel have to stop the Phantom if he continues
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  Speaker 2: down his current path of wanton destruction and death.
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  Speaker 1: Roll order.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: Paper little British boy Quanta cracks her knuckles and says,
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  Speaker 5: We ain't gonna enjoy this, friends.
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  Speaker 1: That makes one of us. One and a half, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: You used to be our mate, you know. I rolled
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  Speaker 1: a three.
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  Speaker 2: I also rolled a three. I rolled a two. Exciting numbers.
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  Speaker 5: We're all like, we're not going to make the first move.
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  Speaker 2: How many EPs do you have in speed, Quanta?
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  Speaker 5: One.
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  Speaker 1: One. Oh, boy. Roll again. It's a roll off.
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  Speaker 5: Seven.
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  Speaker 2: Five.
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  Speaker 1: Four or five seconds from Wylan. We're about four or
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  Speaker 1: five seconds from Wylan.
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  Speaker 2: Four or five seconds from Wylan?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We got three more days till Friday.
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck is this song about?
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to say, but it is delightful to listen to.
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Great song. I'm just glad. That there's not a,
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  Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh, you know, four or five seconds from Wylan.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a fucking idiot?
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  Speaker 4: I'm about four or five seconds from Wylan.
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  Speaker 1: Three more days till Friday. I'd love to see you try.
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  Speaker 1: Three till Friday. Not a mighty, not you, Harry. Not me,
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  Speaker 1: it's my only British thing I know.
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  Speaker 2: Quanta, Rigel, you've been hunting down the paper phantom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we got him now, boy-o.
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  Speaker 2: He's an L away from you.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: And it's time to take him down. It's gotta be
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  Speaker 2: that way. As the phantom steps out with brains dripping
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  Speaker 2: from his fists.
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  Speaker 1: Quanta, you're first. Oh, you've gone too far now, ain't you, lovey?
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  Speaker 5: I pull out of, rather than a long scarf, I
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  Speaker 5: pull like a baton out of my pocket and thwack
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  Speaker 5: it and it extends like into a longer like cane
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  Speaker 5: that then a paper lightning whip springs out of at
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  Speaker 5: the end.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm going to try to whip him around his
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  Speaker 5: bloody fist to stop him from beating up this person.
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  Speaker 1: Attack.
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  Speaker 5: And let's put an amp on there. Power amplifier and pull.
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  Speaker 5: Try to pull him towards Rigel and me.
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  Speaker 1: That's six. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Six damage.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just Rezeal.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Rezeal two. Take four.
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  Speaker 1: And you get pulled to our area.
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  Speaker 2: The whip. wraps around your fist, and you get pulled
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  Speaker 2: by the power of Quanta's whip into their L. Rigel,
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  Speaker 2: it's your turn.
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  Speaker 1: You never stop to think for one second, one second,
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  Speaker 1: that if you started killing, you might not be able
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  Speaker 1: to stop.
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  Speaker 4: As Rigel throws back his tailcoats and starts punching the phantom.
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  Speaker 2: As the phantom gets dragged in, you just start punching. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: rolling with precision with my permanent bonus. That's an eight
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  Speaker 2: coming at you. All right, I will have to defend.
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  Speaker 2: So go in.
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  Speaker 6: All right, that's a five on the defense and one
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  Speaker 6: becomes a zero. So negate five of that.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you say, eight? You take three damage. Paper Phantom,
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  Speaker 2: it's your turn. Just laughing while you're punching.
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  Speaker 1: We're not chums no more.
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  Speaker 2: Just call me Phantom the Ripper.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, is it ripping bad for you? Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. Dang it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should look before you leap, you fucko.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, if you're in there, you got to help this
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  Speaker 4: guy out, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Just try and hit what you can't see.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm going to explode into a big cloud of
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  Speaker 6: confetti and hide.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, both of you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I hate when he does that.
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  Speaker 2: Both of you roll a sense check.
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  Speaker 1: Tricky, tricky. Where are you, phantom?
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  Speaker 2: Roll your sneak check, Jason, with your.
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  Speaker 1: Cloak. Yep.
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  Speaker 6: Eight.
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  Speaker 1: Five. Twenty-one.
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  Speaker 2: The phantom is hidden from both of you. Quanta, it's
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  Speaker 2: your turn.
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  Speaker 1: If you... I start, like, kind of, I'm, like, taking.
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  Speaker 5: soft steps around as I'm speaking and I would like
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  Speaker 5: to use a utility to sense again if that's allowed
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  Speaker 5: like try to find.
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  Speaker 2: Him yeah it's your turn certainly I'll do.
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  Speaker 5: Utility to find him if you give in to everything
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  Speaker 5: you can do rather than what you should do does
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  Speaker 5: that mean I could end up that.
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  Speaker 1: Way join my quanta Get out of my swamp, Rachel.
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  Speaker 2: Roll another sneak as she tries to find you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't have a lot of hope. It's a total of seven.
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  Speaker 5: Gentleman's eight.
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  Speaker 6: That is a natural 20 on the 20 for the
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  Speaker 6: sneak and another eight.
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  Speaker 1: So 28. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The phantom remains hidden from you.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? I'm all around you.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm inside you. Your head.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, I was always scared that you weren't brave enough
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  Speaker 4: to face your darkness. But don't worry. We'll burn it
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  Speaker 4: out of you. And I'm going to rev up a
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  Speaker 4: magic blast. Fire is burning in my hands.
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  Speaker 2: You charge up, waiting for the phantom to reveal himself. Phantom,
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  Speaker 2: your turn.
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  Speaker 6: Phantom is wall hidden. I'm just going to take advantage
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  Speaker 6: of this and charge up in the paper realm. Charge
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  Speaker 6: my cloak with my paper.
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  Speaker 2: Even though it's invisible, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: So there's like lots of little confettis kind of floating
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  Speaker 6: around this alley, um, And you just start to see
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  Speaker 6: them get, like, denser, like, rolling into, like, little balls,
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  Speaker 6: little spikes of paper kind of floating around.
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  Speaker 2: He could be in any one of them. Hundreds of
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  Speaker 2: little spikes of paper. Quanta, your turn.
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  Speaker 1: He could be in any one of them.
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  Speaker 5: I think Quanta, like, knowing how the Phantom fights and
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  Speaker 5: when he sneaks, he's going to jump out at some point,
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  Speaker 5: is going to steal up. And instead of putting her
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  Speaker 5: senses into finding, like, his energy, put her senses into, like,
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  Speaker 5: every molecule around. So, like, that there's, like, the first, like,
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  Speaker 5: shift in, like, the air. Like, even, like, the friction
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  Speaker 5: of the air can create, like, movement of electrons and protons.
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  Speaker 5: The first, like, sense of shift in that, she'll know, like,
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  Speaker 5: where he's coming from. So I'm going to steal up.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: Rigel.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to use a utility action to start generating
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  Speaker 4: some flight stars just to brighten up this alley.
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  Speaker 2: With the light, if you sneak again, I think you'll
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  Speaker 2: roll low.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: From Jameer. If Fragile can maintain that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but stealing up gives me half my level
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  Speaker 1: for defense.
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  Speaker 2: For resilience.
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  Speaker 1: Or for just resilience.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Phantom, it's the third phase. Your turn. You reacted, so
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  Speaker 2: you're doing nothing. Phantom remains hidden.
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  Speaker 6: I'll say for flavor, the spikes are going to turn
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  Speaker 6: into lots of paper phantoms around the alley that are
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  Speaker 6: all like false phantoms.
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  Speaker 1: Just laughing. Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Is this round two, though? Because I've done three actions.
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  Speaker 2: This is phase three. I'm not doing anything right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just for flavor. I'm flavoring the third phase. I
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  Speaker 2: can't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Keep your eyes up, Rigel. He's playing tricks on us.
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  Speaker 1: Am I? Yeah, you are. Yeah, I am. Yeah, you are.
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  Speaker 2: Am I? We're back to the top.
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  Speaker 1: New round. Quanta, your turn.
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  Speaker 7: You know, when you have a special little drawer for everyone,
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  Speaker 7: your friends start to think one day that maybe we'll
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  Speaker 7: just get pushed to the back of the junk drawer
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  Speaker 7: and you won't think about us anymore. And I would
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  Speaker 7: like to move Lightning Whip myself to the top of
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  Speaker 7: the building above the alley.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You are three L's up. Great. Rigel, your turn. Rigel. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just reading my utility actions because I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: do I do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Tough when you got a hidden guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then if you use another one, you lose
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  Speaker 5: your steal up or your charge up or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Ryza doesn't give a fuck. I'm going to use my...
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  Speaker 4: I haven't used this one. I'm going to use my... First,
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  Speaker 4: I'll use one of my choose my magic blasts, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do lightning split shot to just blast
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff in this alley trying to hit
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  Speaker 4: the fandom.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it, we ball. Fuck it, we ball.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so as you try to attack Rigel, you have
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  Speaker 2: to roll a sense check and succeed against his sneak
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  Speaker 2: check for it to work. And I gotta roll a
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  Speaker 2: new one each time, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so I can split it. It sounds like I
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  Speaker 4: can choose. Well, first I need to divide up my shit.
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  Speaker 4: So let me roll my power dice and then decide
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  Speaker 4: how many ways I want to split it.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. So I got 11.
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  Speaker 4: So I'll split 11 four ways. He still has to
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  Speaker 4: make the sense check though. Three threes and a two.
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  Speaker 4: Do I get to roll the sense four times or no?
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  Speaker 4: So you can split it up however you want as
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  Speaker 4: long as you do it evenly. And I think because
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  Speaker 4: each one of them would count as an attack against someone,
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  Speaker 4: I think you would roll every time.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. All right.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to split up. I'm going to split
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  Speaker 1: up four ways. I'm going to split up four ways.
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  Speaker 4: So four sets checks versus four.
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  Speaker 2: Four sneak checks.
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  Speaker 1: Sneaks.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Or do you want one sneak check to hold? I
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  Speaker 2: think one sneak check.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you have to go four times. All right.
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  Speaker 2: I got a 13. Because I'm rolling low. I got
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  Speaker 2: a two, a two, a two, and a four.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good thinking, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: That's the first time I've shot lightning.
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  Speaker 2: All your lightning spreads around, hits copies of the phantom.
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  Speaker 2: Just can't find him. Paper phantom, it's your turn.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we were ever friends.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm going to attack Rigel with my charged up cloak.
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  Speaker 1: You bloody liar.
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  Speaker 6: This with cloak is with precision. Okay, that's good. Plus that.
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  Speaker 6: So that is going to be 14 damage coming your way.
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  Speaker 6: And I did not say this, but I was hoping
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  Speaker 6: to put a power amp.
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  Speaker 2: On it to blind you as well. I want to
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  Speaker 2: cut your eyeballs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: No fucks given, governor.
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  Speaker 2: Ouchie.
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  Speaker 1: Rigel's got to defend against something like that. So I
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  Speaker 1: defend seven.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: And then I reseal.
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  Speaker 4: Divided by two plus the seven.
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  Speaker 1: I total block 10.
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  Speaker 6: That was 14, so that's still four damage.
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  Speaker 1: Four damage to you, Rigel. Four damage gets through.
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  Speaker 2: Which does get through for the blind. Your eyes are cut, Rigel, with...
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  Speaker 2: paper and you are unable to see as they bleed.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. Fuck. Where's your special guard now?
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  Speaker 2: Quanta, your turn.
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  Speaker 1: What? You say God with an R or God with
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  Speaker 1: an O? God. He's talking about me, God. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know his funny accent. Well, for our part, we were
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  Speaker 1: your friends, but you've proven over and over again that
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  Speaker 1: you're not us.
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  Speaker 5: And I would like to attack with precision with my
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  Speaker 5: lightning whip.
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  Speaker 1: Bring my baton out.
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  Speaker 2: Roll your damage.
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  Speaker 5: Five.
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  Speaker 2: Five damage coming to you, Phantom.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just reseal.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Got a four, which turns into two, so three more damage.
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  Speaker 2: Three damage. Rigel, your turn.
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  Speaker 1: You keep choosing yourself. That's not what a hero does.
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  Speaker 1: I was never a hero.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to try to break condition using my magic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which I've never done a break condition before.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, utility action to try to clear the blood and
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  Speaker 2: the cuts from your eyes. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to just burn, just with star fire. My
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  Speaker 4: hope is to just open my eyes and they're just
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  Speaker 4: burning star fire. And it's, I got like super saiyan
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  Speaker 4: eyes and they're healed.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: By a magic.
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  Speaker 4: So I just roll my magic blast, my magic.
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  Speaker 2: Roll a spirit plus your magic, Jameer.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Spirit plus my magic.
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  Speaker 2: And Phantom, you're going to contest this Street smarts plus
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  Speaker 2: your whatever you used to attack him.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, 13.
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  Speaker 2: 15.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: You can't quite heal the cuts in your eyes, Rigel.
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  Speaker 2: Paper Phantom, your turn.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: It's only going to get worse for you.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Going to attack Rigel again.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Come at me.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: More cloaks.
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  Speaker 1: I can take it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: With precision. All right, so that is eight damage.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I razeel. I'm from razeeland. I razeel three.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I rolled a seven. Seven razeels three, right? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: No, seven razeels four.
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  Speaker 1: Then I take a lower number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how much damage do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. Oh, eight. I take four. Quanta, back up to you.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you go for the person who's the weakest.
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  Speaker 1: We all know it. What the fuck are you two
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  Speaker 1: talking about? We need time out. That's so like you,
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  Speaker 1: just taking the easy route.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever serves you best in the moment, not what serves
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  Speaker 5: the greater good or the city.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to attack again, too. I ever agree.
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  Speaker 1: You're so weak. Yeah, shut up. The grown-ups are talking.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Take a break.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I'm taking so much damage. Take a knee. The quant
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  Speaker 1: has always been my arch-nemesis, not you. You're like a sidekick.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Did he say quiet or quarter? I can't fucking tell
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  Speaker 1: what we're saying. Okay, 12. I rolled a 10. That's
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: my perm bonus.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: All right, I got you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: My perm bone. Your perm bone.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, so that is going to be four defended, and
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: then another two, so six negated off 12, so six damage.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Brings me down.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Looking not good for the PPP. What are you down to,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Paper Phantom? One is the lowliest move.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: You're down to a single hit point. You fall to
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: your knees, both Phantom and Jason, back out and viewing
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: all this, viewing this fight, the ghost of Jason Future
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: looks at you and speaks. Is this what you want? No,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I can barely understand what they're saying.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Right, you'll just take a break, sweetheart. You're so weak. Oi.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: He's right in front of you. You couldn't hit him
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to with your eyes like that, love.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: But also, I don't know, they're the only people I've
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: really thought of as friends.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Down your current path, this is inevitable.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Quanta goes slow motion and Quanta descends the building on
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: a lightning bolt and raises the whip above Jason's head.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: And Rigel does what?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: He's right in front of you. You probably can't miss him, actually,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: if you just.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Rigel's just blind punching.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And Jason fought well. The future phantom. But you winning
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: or them winning, do you want either one?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Either way is... It's not a good outcome. What do
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I need to do? How do I stop this?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: That's for you to find out. The three of you
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: wake back up in the four-poster bed together.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Of course it's bad. Oh, I'm wearing one, too. Oh, fuck.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: My knees, they're bound together by this thing, but my
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: knee cleavage is incredible.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: We do look great.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: How does Rachel's knees look the best out of either
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: of our busts, though?
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Hmm.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just silently waiting for this. So upset.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not upset. It's a beautiful morning.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: You open the window. You there, boy. You see a
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: small boy. What day is it?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: What day is it, the boy says.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: You do see a boy getting chased by a group
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: of larger, scarier boys. What kind of hero are you
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: going to be, Jason? I unbutton the corset.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You're just button lucky. I'm lacing it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: I'll grab like a fire poker and look at my friends.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Be right back.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: I jump out of the window, start shaking the stick
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: at the boys, make myself look large, like I'm facing
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: down a wolf.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, get out of here.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Get out of here.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's just a boy. He doesn't even know what
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: day it is.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I shake a stick at them. That's
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: some funny shit.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: And learning how to be a real hero from your father,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: who did the same for you, these boys run away.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You are all taken out of the world that is
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Jason's hero self. And you now see only the two worlds.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: The hero self that is Jason, which has been bolstered
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: and supported by.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: His love for Paige by letting go of his father
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: and by his friends, by you.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I thought that that small ghost boy said that we
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: were going to be in the future one, but I
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: just kind of blacked out after the cheese.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Uh, you guys were in the future one. You looked awesome. Uh,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: you had cool accents. Oh, it was, it was dope
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: in a way.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we missed it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: It's probably for the best.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: But did you, uh, I mean, do what you had
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to do in there, right?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you guys helped me kick ass.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Like we do. We win these. Put a hand on
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: his shoulder.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: And you all look to see the final world vying
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: for a spot in Jason's soul.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: What kind of fucked up story is this going to be? Oh, boy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: I hope it's not a musical. I read some of
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: the songbooks, and that's the scariest thing I can imagine.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Because you can't remember a single one. Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: There's one about the French Revolution, and there's one where
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: they go into the woods a bunch. I don't remember.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: You hear a choir from the world.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Look at her. She's wicked. I'm kidding. The only musical
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I know is Wizard of Oz.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Do you think the halal homies will be
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: cold if we get back? That would be the truest tragedy.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I hope that we're just kind of frozen in time.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: A single tear goes down Jameela's cheek.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: I delicately wipe it with my thumb. We can order
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: more halal, homies. You're so rich.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you tip that guy like a 20. It felt
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: real good. This last world that is the compartment that
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Jason has fed the most. Anytime you've dealt out unnecessary
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: pain or even worse, death, you've hidden it away here.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: And it now unfolds. You're not going to this world.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It's coming to you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It unfolds into an enormous version of the original paper phantom.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Spanning stories if you were in a city.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It is immense.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It walks to you, thundering footsteps through the paper cosmos.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: So you come to me at last, Jason.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Uh, yep.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: We're here with you, buddy.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: What's up? You know you're nothing without me. Well, that's, um,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: is that, that's not right, right? No, of course not.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Hey, that's not true.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Is that so?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Where would you be without me? He does have a point.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I would be dead.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Let me take the wheel.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Let me take it forever. No, no, you'd be dead
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: without the book, but maybe not without him. Remember, remember.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Jason, that right guy's dead. This is who you're choosing
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: to be. So you're just, you're me.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Whispy paper outlines of a fanged mouth poke out of
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: the hood. It's eating you, Jason, sucking out your life.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: You made it. What are you and your friends going
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to do about it?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to kick your ass. Let's do it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. The three of you take a moment here
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: to summon to yourself the power of the paper around you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good yells. What is your.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: These are great power-up noises.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: What do paper, like, epic mech paper versions of yourself
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: look like in this moment?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Rigel's going full Starro.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I just, like, go starfish as I power up, and
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: then paper folds around me, making.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Me a giant.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Not even seven-pointed for this, just a giant five-pointed childish-looking
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: star that's blue.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Paper Phantom, we'll just go big.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: We'll go paper fedora and trench coat, like noir but
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: giant and huge and, I don't know, big.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Like missile launchers, missile launchers on my shoulders.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: A bunch of sheets of paper, um, fly on, like
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: creating like, like scales over quanta. Um, until, yeah, also,
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: also like, uh, ever wing style, like bigger, bigger suit
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: around her. But all the sheets are constantly like rubbing
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: against each other, creating friction. And so then there's just, like,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: zaps of electricity around. She kind of looks like, yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: just like an Everwing kind of style, like robot suit,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: but with all those overlapping pieces of paper.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: There's electricity arcing through it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Jason will also be riding a giant paper cat.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Let's roll order. As you face Paper Phantom World.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Not too shabby on the ready there.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Very shabby on the ready.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I got a short top one.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Oof.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I got a six. Nine. How many EPs do you
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: have in speed, Jameer? In speed, one.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jameer, I need you.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: To roll again. It's a roll off. Six again.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: What'd you get, Steph?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: One.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Nine.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Nine.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: You got a loop top one.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, loop top one.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Loop top one. I like it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: It.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: The king of sevens, truly.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: The three of you do look larger than you would normally,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: but you do not come quite to the immensity of
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the paper phantom world that you now look upon.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Jason, you have a single hit point left. Oh, great. Oh,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: that carries over. Lovely.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Fun. Yikes.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: In that case, I will heal.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: This is the beast that has been eating away at you,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: taking control of you when not wanted, and you heal up?
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: To me, my papers. Bunch of paper from the paper
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: dimension just starts patching holes.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Didn't realize. So beat up. Oh, and I can use
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: all of that. Can't I?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Like a blink. You guys are four L's away from
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: this thing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: It is the paper phantom world's turn. It raises its arms.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: An enormous cloak floats behind it and powered by the
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: paper cosmos slowly flows towards you. Gets right within y'all's L. Rigel,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: your turn.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Star Rigel is just going to start spinning around, and
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: then I'm going to shoot from the eye, which is
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: just Rigel, a magic blast.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: Awesome.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Roll your damage.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: And I am rolling with precision. Okay, that's a five.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Nice. It's just going to rezeal against you.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Test the waters here.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: It rolls a four, so it gets two. You do
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: three damage.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Nice. And my HP's back from D'Kenzie and Raja, right?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: No?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: No, everybody, anything you guys lost from D'Kenzie in time
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: is still lost.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Why are you looking so hurt, guys? Oh, dang.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I literally don't recall.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: There's no way to know.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Your eyes kind of look like you got paper cut
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: That could have been anyone.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: We are surrounded by it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Paper Phantom World's second turn. It raises two enormous paper.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Fists that become.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Small planets on their own and slams them down on
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: all three of you with an explosion attack. This damage
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: is coming at all of you. It's going to spend
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: the two EPs.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: Ooh.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Explosion.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: To do an explosion. Eight damage coming to all three
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to defend.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I will also defend with my reflexes. Try to get
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: out of the way. Defend for two.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I defend for seven and rezeal for two, so I
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: take nothing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Nice. Rezeal for two, so I take four.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Defend for two, rezeal for two. Let's take one. Defend
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: for two, rezeal for two. Yeah, so four. Or sorry,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I take two.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: No, the total was eight. Total was eight. Oh, the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: total was eight. Take four, sorry. You're good.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't we all take four?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Let's take a quick four. Take a lap.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Quanta, your turn. You just get smashed down with two
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: small paper planets. Paper should not hurt so bad, but
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I should know better.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I'm going to move with my lightning whip.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Above the phantom.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: How far?
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I can move 10. So as long as I'm within
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: five still. But I want to get as far like
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: five above Phantom Planet's.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Head as I can.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: He's three L's tall.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Great. So I get five above him. And as I do,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: I turn into lightning and zip out of my paper mech.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: And then all the paper kind of like hops after me.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: You know like that old screensaver with like the block
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: that had like the shadows? Oh, yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: That would hop around it on the old computers. That's
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm imagining. The paper just like.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Following me up as I strike up there.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Like the end of Solitaire? Like when you win old
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: school Solitaire? The trail, ghost trail?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: The paper trails me.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: And then.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: paper trail. I'm leaving a paper trail. Oh, that's so good.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: How the fuck have I not come up with that?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: God damn it. I quit.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: That is crazy. We're still finding new paper references.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Back to the top.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Paper Phantom, your turn.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Round two. Alright. We're in phase two.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Phase two. Um, two.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: We're gonna attack the paper. Gonna do a big cat slash.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Meow. Meow.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: All right, so that is seven damage. Nice. Coming to
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: the paper world. They're just going to Rezeal. Rezeal for four,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: so you do three more damage.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Meow.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Cat slashes into the paper. It is the paper phantom
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: world's first turn. They see you shoot up, Quanta. They
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: don't like you being up there. They are going to
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: put their hands up.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And you see the paper around them in the world
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you're in from a star, from an asteroid. Reach towards
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: you to try to pull you back down.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: They want to get you in the same spot you were.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you want to smash us.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: You can roll a ready check or a might check
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: to try to get out of this with your reflexes.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: If you'd like. Yes, please. Ready and reflexes.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: They're using the power control of the paper realm.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: And rolling might plus that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: No, not my paper trail. Okay, not bad. Eleven. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: rolled a nine.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Did you roll ready? I rolled, yeah, ready plus reflexes,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: lightning reflexes.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: So how do you dodge this as it comes at you?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: I zip around, turning to lightning again, just like, whoop, whoop, whoop,
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: can't catch me. And the paper trail is like, zipping
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: around after me.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Rigel, your turn.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: All right. So he's still three L's away from me,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you said? Is that what he started? All right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's where he started. He's walked right into your L. Oh,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: he's right in my L.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Shit. You guys are all here, but Quanta is up.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to use a utility action then to charge
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: up my megastar humming with magic. Awesome.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: The paper phantom world gathers two boulders of paper on
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: either side of the phantom and Rigel. moves their hands
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: together in a swift motion to clap almost, and the
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: two boulders are going to smash you guys. Another attack
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: from Paper Phantom World.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Watch out!
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Burn those EPs, you dumb bitch.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: In case you don't see those giant planet-sized hands, watch out!
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: What? We're so in space. Sound doesn't travel good. Ooh,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I rolled so bad. Two. Damage coming to you guys. Oh, shit.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I reseal.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I reseal for nothing, so I'll take all two. Thank you.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I reseal for two, so I take nothing.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Paper boulder.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Ow! My legs! I mean, Jason, who are you? Quanta,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: it's your turn. I will reach out to the paper stars.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I can sense and start drawing on the power of
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: the friction of this paper universe and charge up.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Sounds good. Paper Phantom, back up to you.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I reacted. You reacted.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Nothing you can do. Why you gotta be like this?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Why you gotta be? You make me like this.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: You suck. You're not being cool. This isn't what I wanted.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Then do something about it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's deep. That's deep.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: It's their turn.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: This can be some good points on occasion.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: They are going to use their utility to charge up
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: as well, forming above them a spike to pierce Jason,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the phantom that is in their way of taking over.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: What's out again? I see it this time. I don't
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: think there's anything I can do about it, though. Missiles.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Can I use missiles?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Rigel, you're up.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Rigel has charged up. We're in the same L.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Rigel is going to shuriken style punch with one of
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: my arms. Spin around to try to hit this thing
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: with a charged up pointy star arm.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yes. Roll your damage. All right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going to use my second thing to pick my
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: To pick my magic blast, charge up. So I'm going
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: to do starfire and then my strength. So I roll
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: my strength with precision. Thank goodness. For being fire versus paper.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I am weak to fire.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: And then I get my permanent bonus. And then the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: charge up. Not great on the charge up. Still for
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: a total of nine damage altogether. And you're rolling fire? Yes.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, roll high on whichever die you're rolling for fire.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Bing bong.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Ooh, so that D10, which I rolled a 2 on.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Paper fire, but still. And I rolled a 2 on
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: the D12, so I still get 9.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: 9 damage. 9. Ooh, they're going to react to that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Hey. That's huge. That's huge.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Huge, huge, huge.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: That's helpful.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Saves Jason's life probably right now.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I got five HPs. Five Harry.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Potters. Yep.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I got five Harry Potters.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Why is it you should probably shave that?
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's up to you. It's your choice. Why
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: do I? Not Hermione. We're having a British accent.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: The fire of your blast comes forth towards the Phantom.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: He grabs some paper energy behind him and creates a
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: huge tidal wave of paper water that floods over it,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: trying to block this, defending with control of the paper realm.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Let's see what they roll. Six on the defense, and
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: then their resilience. Rolled four on their resilience. They don't
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: take any damage, but you burned their reaction.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Nice. Quanta, your turn. I used my reaction.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, back up to the top. This is round two.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Everything resets. Paper Phantom, it's your turn.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: If I'm at the top of the queue and Quanta's
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: at the bottom, we're next to each other.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: I don't think... I think Rigel is separated by enemy turns.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: He is. So we could team up.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Shall we?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you think you... I would have had to, right?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Because now I have to wait.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: After all these turns. Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Because I just used my reaction. So on the next turn?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Heard. Let's do it then. Well, yeah, you would have.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. Just don't die before then. I'm working on it. Oh, fuck.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I'm good at one thing. Bye.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to vanish into any of the infinite
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: paper places to hide.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: And if you hide, they won't be able to defend
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: against that. this big attack coming. So that's, that's the
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: move for sure. Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Gotta remember to hide guys.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Paper Phantom world is still going to reach up, grab
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: this spike. And shove it down at Rigel.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Watch out. Not wasting time. What? Goodbye. Seven damage coming.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: To you, Rigel.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not rolling good, y'all. It's a new round. Oh,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: but I just used Reaction. Yes, just in case. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: get to roll with Precision.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Eight damage.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So better. Just in case. Okay. And then I get
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: to Rezeal.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: And it was a 16 on the sneak check, by
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: the way.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I block a nine. Nice.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: How do you defend this giant spike?
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: As the spike's coming, three of my massive star arms close,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: keeping it from touching the Rigel center of the star.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Rigel, your turn. Oh, shit. It's me.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: We win these guys. Yep.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to, with my other two star arms,
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: try to punch him. With precision, that is five damage
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: coming to him. Nice.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Just going to reseal that. Rolls a one, which turns
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: into zero. All five damage.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Big from Rigel.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Very good. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like not seeing you. He's going to use
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: a utility action to try to find you.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, sneaky friend.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: He is going to use his control of the paper realm,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: being able to feel everything around here, plus a sense check,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: which is a D6 and a D8. You win these.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I rolled a nine.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Nine. Nine.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Child's play.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: 17. Hey. Oh, that's nuts. Where are you? You hide
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: from me like you hide from everything. No, I don't.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Who said that? No one. Quanta, your turn.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: All right. Because everything is paper, even the electricity. That's true.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: I think you should be in and come out of
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: my lightning whip.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. Because the lightning is paper. But if you
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: have another idea.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: No, I love that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just see my face pop up on your palm,
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: be like, I am your tool.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll unpack that part later, maybe.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: I swing my lightning whip around my head and crash
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: it down at Paper Phantom World, sending Jason down there.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like wiggling my arms. It's lightning. Yeah. Jason,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: as you streak towards paper phantom world, do you make
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: yourself anything other than lightning? Like any kind of paper
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: form here?
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Let's go for, we're doing some book stuff. We've been
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: in some fantasy here. We'll go for paper lightning dragon.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Seems rad.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Dragon of paper forms out of the lightning from quanta.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Trying to devour this paper phantom world. I love that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you guys a plus three. Quantas
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: charged up. Highest we've got. Charged up and precision.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm in. And you're hidden, so no defending. Roll
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: your damage, y'all.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Math, math. Thirteen. Plus eight. Plus the three from me. Twenty-four. 24.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Is that right?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: 16 plus 8.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: 24.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: 24.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: They're only going to get to Rezeal. They roll 8,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: which becomes 4. So how much damage is that? Sorry,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I lost count.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: 20. 20. 20 total is what they take.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: 20 damage in a singular hit from Quanta and the
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Paper Dragon.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Kaboom. And then we energy for teaming up, right, too.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Phew.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: We win these. Pass out. No. A beautiful dragon friend.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: The paper phantom world falls to a single knee, looking up,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: looking at you now, Jason, a beautiful paper dragon in
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: front of him.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: No.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Mercy.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Leave me alive.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Leave me in here. I'll hide away. Hmm.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: It's quite a pickle here, guys.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Jason?
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: You'll need me. You'll need me in times of doubt,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: in times of hardship.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: You don't need him. He needs you, don't you see that?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He's literally begging you right now, man. Quanta's waving her arms.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: From far, far away, because you guys can't hear her.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: She's gesturing as a giant star. Don't do it. I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: It doesn't feel very heroic to kill him, but.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: That's the paper phantom world's turn. Putting some doubt in
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: the real paper phantom's mind.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Strong turn. Rigel, you're up.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Rigel takes a breath. The paper mech star around him,
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: he lets dissipate. The paper floating. And he says, it's
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: your choice, buddy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: But I know that guy over there.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: He's not a hero. You are.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Always have been.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Are you taking any action, Jameer? I guess if you
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: could put an action to that.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: You don't have to. You can just talk. But I'm
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: just wondering, you'd be basically passing your mechanical turn.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I'm at peace passing my mechanical turn.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: It's the Paper Phantom World's second turn. He smashes up
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: a claw that becomes a claw as... He, from his
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: kneeling form, slashing the paper dragon, trying to take you out.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: He still seems cool. Jason!
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: This is your weakness.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: This is why you need me.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to burn an EP to do a
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: second reaction, am I?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: That's not a thing. That is not a thing. Wish
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: 10 damage coming to you.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Ooh, I gotta react, because I only got five HP left.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: You better react good, brother.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: All right, so that's five negated there from the defense.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Ooh, three for resilience, so I only take two.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'm alive! Fuck you. Fuck you, guy. Yeah, fuck you.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: The dragon. I go flying out of the paper dragon. Quanta,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: you're up. I.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Ooh. I gotta be closer to use my support, right?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You have to be within range.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I will turn back into a lightning bolt. Plasma. My
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: paper trail and come back down. A movement. Yes, I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: will move. By the boys, but an L away.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Sounds good. Paper Phantom, your turn.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Back up to the top. I believe this is round...
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Or phase... Two? I think so.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I think phase three. I think it's phase three. Oh,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: is it phase three? Oh, because I didn't put the T.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yep. Well, then I've reacted. Sorry, I just offended.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: I guess I'll, as I'm like flying backwards, I'll try
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: and like stall myself out with my cloak. Look down
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: at this giant monster.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I pity you. I don't want to kill you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: You're sad. You think inaction is strength.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: You're just lashing out because you're hurt. I know because
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: you're me. Can't lie to me.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: It's written all over your face. Give in to your.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: True power, then. Embrace me!
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: And he is going to form an enormous paper sword,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: a paper phantom classic, and slash you, Jason.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Wait, do I get a turn or no?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: This is their first turn. Four damage coming to you, Jason.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It's Brazil. That's two. You said four?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So I take two damage.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Which brings me down to one.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Back to one.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Back to one. Now it's your turn, Rigel. But I
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: think you reacted, yeah?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I did, but I passed my round two.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I don't think that matters.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't do shit. And I get three actions per round, right?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: That's true. And I didn't do shit phase two That's
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: super true That's not how the rules work But I'll
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: let you have an action here.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Other GDs don't do.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: That Do as he says Not as he does I
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: am going to Utility action Say Jason.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: You're the star. Oh, yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I'm going to create cover and send my star mech
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: around Jason.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: You create cover around the L that Jason is in
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: with his giant star mech. Go ahead and roll your strength,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: a might check, plus the power you're using. Probably flight stars.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: 16. Ooh.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: 16 HP barrier around you, phantom.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: No, no, no!
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: The paper phantom's second turn, they're going to burn more
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: energy just to strike down at these stars. I rolled
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: a one, which they get plus two, so that's three.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Only three damage against this paper star that Rigel has
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: put in front of you.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no! You hide behind your friends. You take
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: them as strengths as well. I know it. Quanta, your turn.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I say, yeah, Jason, you are the star.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Control electricity to heal him for four more.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Nice.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys. Sorry I cut your eyeballs, Rigel.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: What?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: When did that happen? Don't worry about it. When did
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: that happen? Wait a second. Wait a fucking minute.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Back to a new round. Paper Phantom, your turn. Empowered
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: and protected you have been by your friends. What do
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: you do?
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: I think mechanically we have to defeat this guy. So
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: I am going to attack, but specifically I am attacking
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: with my paper cloak and the branched power become one
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: with paper. I want to attack him by absorbing him.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm going for.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: So let's see. That's going to be nine damage. Paper
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Phantom World has five hit points left.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Zeal or defend. They're going to try to defend.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, try it, bitch. What does your attack look like, Phantom?
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: I think my cloak swirls around, makes my hand really big,
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: and I just put my hand on his face, and
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: he just starts getting sucked into the hand like pieces
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: of him are ripping off and becoming me.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: He tries to attach himself to the world around you.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: To solidify himself as a part of you in this
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: paper space. Other parts of him linking to asteroids and
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: other planets, trying to reach out to anything to stay.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Not the cake.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Trying to reach out to the cake planet. Anything to
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: stay isolated. So they're going to defend with their control
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: of the paper realm.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I rolled an eight.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Defend for eight. They succeed in... staying planted into who
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: you are. Going to Rezeal. Rezealed for three.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: So.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: No damage?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: No damage.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Let's shove off this attack. Shit. And it's their turn.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: We want the same thing. Just.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: I can't cut you out or compartmentalize you or put
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: you away. When we're angry, we gotta be angry. And
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: that's fine.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: With that, They turn their fist into a giant hammer
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: and start smashing against Rigel's stars more.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Then let me live!
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Rolling damage against Rigel's star formation.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Eleven. Just a few stars left. Two. Two stars left.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Just a couple stars left. Rigel, your turn. All right.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Eat it. I'm going to shoot a magic blast at him.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Roll your damage. Just trying to magic blast. Maybe burn
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a reaction.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Eight.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Eight.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: They are going to react. Rolled a two on their defense.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: A one on their resilience. That's six damage?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: You said two and then one, so five damage. No, no, no.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: The one turns into a zero from their resilience.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, oh, so yes.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Six damage. Jameer, you're going to kill this thing.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: What do you do?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: How do you do it?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Jason, you're the star. Just kidding. You're the star. Fuck it,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: we ball.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Jameer sees his friend battling his demons. His paper all
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: around him. Says, we don't win these things alone, buddy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: You got help.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Shoots my magical beam of light. And I.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Pierce through this monster that Jason's trying to put behind him.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Well, this will be interesting to unpack in therapy.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Jason, the creature you've created that is the phantom that
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: is sometimes taken over you now burns in front of
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: your very eyes, a magical blast from your friend. What
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: do you say to them as they disappear?
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry that it had to be like this. We're
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: not different. In fact, we're the same. so it's not
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: the best part of me but it is a part
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: of me.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Goodbye most of that compartment fizzles away in Rigel's magic
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: but you reach out and you save some of it
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: and you push it into the hero world that remains
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: what part do you save I think I like the
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: idea not of being afraid, but of using fear as
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: a tool. Hide in the shadows.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: And scare those who would do wrong to others before
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: hurting them.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: And you all look and see the world that is
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: the hero left after overcoming all the others that were
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: vying for that space.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I think I might understand a little bit better now
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: that we've been here. That a part of you is
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: just trying to keep you safe. Trying to keep us, Paige, Arthur, safe.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: When bad things happened, I didn't process it and it
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: made it bigger and worse. So even though I'm not
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  Speaker 6: very good at it, I am going to try and
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  Speaker 6: express myself more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be safe too.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for literally killing my demon. I mean, Jason, just
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  Speaker 4: to be clear, like, I'm sure I got tons of
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: shit that I haven't dealt with. It's just my powers
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  Speaker 4: haven't made it a literal thing. villain we have to
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  Speaker 4: face you know this is just part of the magic
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  Speaker 4: that's in you now and I'm glad we got to
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  Speaker 4: face it together.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. We kicked ass.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: We pretty much did.
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  Speaker 2: We're all made of paper.
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  Speaker 1: This is pretty cool. What is it going to sound
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: like when we group hug? No way to find out.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have to find a crazy sound effect for this.
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  Speaker 1: Crumple, crumple, crumple, crumple.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: You all start getting sucked back out into the real world.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: We're getting sucked! You take a stop at the chocolate
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: cake planet and grab some paper chocolate cake on your
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: way out. Your bodies awake back in Jameer's living room.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Is the lamp still hot?
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Standing over you is a concerned-looking Maria.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Maria?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Both the Veniam Knight brothers and Jackie. It's been almost
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: a month in the real world and the election is.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: In three days.
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  Speaker 8: And that's where we'll end this episode of the Team
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: Up Play Show podcast.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: The lamb is moldy. Oh, fuck, did they put it
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: in the fridge? Oh, God. They probably ate it. Aided
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: all of those monsters. The Tzatziki is sour.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: Save it for the chat cave. We'll talk all about
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: this episode and the last episode in the chat cave.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: Come over to our Patreon, patreon.com slash team up RPG
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: and join us in the chat cave.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: We'll see you there. Goodbye. Oh, and we'll see you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: next week with another episode. Goodbye.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Goodbye. Bye.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: That was Ethan Goldman as the Paper Phantom, Stephanie Fackler
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: as Quanta, Ben as Rigel, and Johnny Wilson as your
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: game director and the creator of Team Up. If you
• 1:01:15
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• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:19
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• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: Check out ad-free episodes and our unhinged post show, The
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: Chat Cave, over at patreon.com slash teamuprpg. And if you'd
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: like to have these kinds of superhero adventures at your
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: own table, you can find the rules to Team Up
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: and a character builder for free on our website, teamuprpg.com.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening, heroes. Oh, no. Another
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: week's episode is gone. Trashed.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: Deleted from history. But you can always listen to it,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: I guess, again.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: But either way, it's time for us to shout out
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: our superheroes. So, shout out to Crank, Billy Russ, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: Mava Amada.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: The Touch. Tips.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Korn. Hey, her high score at bowling
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: is 156. That's the highest number that you could possibly
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: get as far as I know.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Bumpers or no bumpers? Shout out, Korn.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Eh.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm a baby.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's Gio and Brandy.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: We love the podcast, and we love Team Up.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Keep it up, please. Meow, meow, meow, meow, cough, cough.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Troy Davidson.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Matt, who's really trying to become an
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: American this year, and we don't know why. Shout out
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: to Audra, who just demolished yet another bowl of mashed potatoes.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: Give it up for Audra. Shout out to Jen, who
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: prefers the Star Wars prequels to the original trilogy.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: You know what? Keep going against the grain, Jen.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: More and more people agree with you, and one day,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: everyone will hate regular Star Wars. Shout out to Chris,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: who's currently on the Merlin birding app. If you are Chris,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: what's this?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Let me know.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Pac-Man, Pidgey, Norm, and Stetna McCringle for
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: saving Christmas in 2024 from the Yule Lads and Santa's
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: evil twin brother. Shout out to Farmer Bob and Mama Robin.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: Hummingbirds and seahorses to you. Shout out to Brian, the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: Colorado home hero. Working with him is rolling an empowered
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: 20 in a clutch moment.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, shout out to Kevin Feldman.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: Hey, shout out to Christina.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Hey, shout out to the Lusinator. He lost for our wins.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Cam, who's currently pro pineapple on pizza.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: That pineapple enzyme's eating your mouth as much as you're
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: eating it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Think about that, Cam. Hey, you guys, everyone listening, you're
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: our superheroes.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: We couldn't do this without you, and we will say
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: a million thank yous to you, and it still won't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: be enough. Thank you so much for helping our dreams
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: come true, and we'll see you next time.
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