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Hour 4 - The Greatest Time of the Year · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four. Our number four is knocking on
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  Speaker 2: check that out. But here in our number four, it's
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  Speaker 2: all about Jerry's world. Well, Jerry Jones added again, it's
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  Speaker 2: this is Life's goal is to retire from the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: as the owner with the most Super Bowl wins.
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  Speaker 1: How do you catalog this one? Also, what do your
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  Speaker 1: eyes tell you on.
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  Speaker 2: George Pickens's future with the Cowboys and with Peacock adding
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  Speaker 2: enhancements that would allow fans to mute broadcasters. What do
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  Speaker 2: you make of that story? We'll go there as well.
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  Speaker 2: Have a wonderful Thursday, and here it is settled in.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four. It's the greatest time of the year,
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  Speaker 2: the stories we've been yapping about that you can go
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  Speaker 2: back and hear full monologues on the podcast. There's a
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  Speaker 2: story going around John Harbaugh is going to get a
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  Speaker 2: massive offer from the Cleveland Browns some believe in the
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood of one hundred million dollars to the former Ravens coach.
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  Speaker 2: Also interesting story about an NFL official who's said to
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  Speaker 2: have bias towards one team in the playoffs and is
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  Speaker 2: officiating that team's game this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We did a monologue about that.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big trade in the NBA Trey Young,
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  Speaker 2: who's been on a bunch of bets teams have been
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  Speaker 2: selfish and a ballhog and all that, and he has
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  Speaker 2: traded to a team in the division, went to the Wizards,
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  Speaker 2: which tells you the Atlanta Hawks think that Trey Young
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  Speaker 2: is a He's a trojan horse. He's going to go
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  Speaker 2: there and ruin the Wizards. Not that you really need
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  Speaker 2: to ruin the Wizards because they already suck. But I
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  Speaker 2: lead this story from Jerry's world like a right of passage.
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  Speaker 2: The Cowboys held their end of season news conference, my
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  Speaker 2: favorite time of the year. Jerry Jones yet again putting
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  Speaker 2: on a show for members of the media. Now we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna cut right to the money quote. There's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of money quotes with Jerry Jones, but this one stood
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  Speaker 2: out head and shoulders above all the other quotes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard it or not. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: not so.
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  Speaker 2: The Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that his goal is
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  Speaker 2: to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: wins and that.
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  Speaker 1: He said he has some work.
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  Speaker 4: Brother.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just here's here's Jerry Jones yapping about winning
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  Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: My goal and live is to retire as the owner
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  Speaker 3: that won the most Super Bowls. That's my goal to
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  Speaker 3: be retired in the NFL as the owner that won
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  Speaker 3: the most super Bowls.
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  Speaker 1: We've got three.
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  Speaker 3: How many more would I have to go as a
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  Speaker 3: single owner? Bob's got him many six. So I've got it.
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  Speaker 3: I've got work to do, got work to do. I've
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  Speaker 3: got work to do. But at least I'm up to
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  Speaker 3: the second rung in the ladder.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the ladder's been broken for thirty years, but that's
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  Speaker 2: all right. So, as you heard Jerry Jones, he's got
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  Speaker 2: the three Dusty Trophies. Back when Bill Clinton was in
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  Speaker 2: the White House in the nineties, Craft has as they
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  Speaker 2: referenced there in the subbite six Lombardes writing the coattails
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  Speaker 2: of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. So that is a
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  Speaker 2: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 2: as you just heard, says his life's goal to retire
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  Speaker 2: from the Cowboys as the owner that has won the
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  Speaker 2: most Super Bowls. How do you catalog this one? So
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  Speaker 2: I've got Andy Warhol parking spot at Walmart and the
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  Speaker 2: Burke button, and we'll combine all of these things together
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  Speaker 2: and we are gonna have the gobbagoo and the babagoosh.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have both those things.
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  Speaker 2: Now lead off and this one is easy to file
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  Speaker 2: away and catalog. This is Jerry Jones' sweet spot. He
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  Speaker 2: has so many Lombardi Trophies won in the offseason. Now
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  Speaker 2: the regular season. That's a pebble in the shoe. Pebble
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  Speaker 2: in the shoe is mildly annoying.
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  Speaker 1: You can ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: The real game is played between seasons. For Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 2: It's always been this way. That is where Jerry pulls
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  Speaker 2: out that sequin jacket and he works the room like
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  Speaker 2: he's a Vegas headliner.
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  Speaker 1: He's badas absolutely bedazzled.
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  Speaker 2: And Jerry Jones doesn't manage a football team.
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  Speaker 1: He curates pageantry. That's what he does. Yeah, you know it,
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  Speaker 1: I know it. We all know. Even the person in
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  Speaker 1: the back of the room knows.
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  Speaker 2: He's an artist painting propaganda with a rhinestone brush. He's
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  Speaker 2: a rhinestone cowboys what he is. The motto is simple,
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  Speaker 2: just talk about me, Do I do it?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely? Am I guilty?
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  Speaker 2: Yes I am. I am guilty as charged. The only
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  Speaker 2: thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Andy Warhol would have loved Jerry. Don't worry about the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Just check the engagement impressions. Pay the bills these days.
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  Speaker 2: It's been thirty years, thirty years since the last Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl thirty So somebody, somebody needs to get Jerry's some pearls.
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  Speaker 2: Because where your thirtieth anniversary you're supposed to get pearls?
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  Speaker 1: Now, who decided to get pearls? Who's the person? As
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  Speaker 1: it goes? All right?
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  Speaker 2: And your twentieth anniversary you get this on your twenty
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  Speaker 2: fifth anniversary of this on the thirtieth, fortieth, fiftieth, who
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  Speaker 2: made that decision? But for your thirtieth I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But for your thirtieth anniversary, you're supposed to get pearls.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, Cowboy fans, what do they get? They get gravel,
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  Speaker 2: that's what That's what they get. Seven to nine and
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  Speaker 2: one face planted by Dallas this year, two straight years
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  Speaker 2: out of the playoffs. How do you do? And the
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  Speaker 2: only NFC team allergic to conference championship games, the only
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  Speaker 2: one since nineteen ninety five, every other team's been to
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  Speaker 2: the conference championship game. So the Cowboys at this point
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  Speaker 2: are a museum exhibit. It's the song Glory Days, and
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  Speaker 2: you look at it, you can't touch it because there's
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  Speaker 2: really nothing.
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  Speaker 1: There all right now.
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  Speaker 2: Furthermore, staying with the Dallas theme, one of the other
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  Speaker 2: talking points from Jerry Jones swore a with reporters was
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  Speaker 2: about the future of wide receiver George Pickts. Pickens is
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  Speaker 2: set to be an unrestricted free agent, although the priority
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  Speaker 2: for Jerry Jones team is to keep him on a long,
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  Speaker 2: massive contract and all that. So the question what do
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  Speaker 2: the eyes tell you on George Pickens's future with the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna use my bifocals.
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  Speaker 1: I thank my parents for giving me eyes that fell
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  Speaker 1: apart when I got to middle aged.
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  Speaker 2: So my bifocals tell me that this is already a
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  Speaker 2: Olympic event, A petty.
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  Speaker 1: Olympics is what it is here.
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  Speaker 2: And Jerry Jones and George Pickens are in my mind
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  Speaker 2: in that little cartoon bubble over my head. What they
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  Speaker 2: are doing is shoulder checking and warm ups, and it's
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  Speaker 2: like the opening ceremony hasn't even started yet for the
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  Speaker 2: off season. This is a feud powered entirely on the
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  Speaker 2: fumes of ego.
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  Speaker 1: The fumes of ego.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not a contract negotiation. You got two alpha
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  Speaker 2: personalities circling the same parking spot at Walmart and no
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  Speaker 2: one's backing down.
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  Speaker 1: Two words road rage and George Pickens. This what happened?
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  Speaker 1: He got off to a great star.
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  Speaker 2: There were all these wonderful think pieces written about why
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  Speaker 2: would Mike Toromblin get rid of George Pickens. I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand what a bunch of dumb dumps in Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, the Steelers could really use Mike Tomlin.
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  Speaker 2: And then uh all, yeah, same movie, different theater. You
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  Speaker 2: saw the Pittsburgh Bad Habits. Follow George Pickens to Jerry's world.
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  Speaker 2: He's got elite horsepower, questionable wiring, but the horse power is.
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  Speaker 1: Wiring not so much.
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  Speaker 2: He has gremlins attack him like gremlin's attacked me. But
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  Speaker 2: the savvy move here is playground chaos. We've given this
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  Speaker 2: advice and we'll give it again.
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  Speaker 1: Tag you're it. Don't blink. Jerry doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Usually he'll slap the franchise tag on George Pickens for
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. Got to keep him like a wolf, hungry,
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  Speaker 2: like a wolf, like a wolf staring through the window
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  Speaker 2: at the butcher shop Yum yum, and Jerry of course
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  Speaker 2: vintage Jerry's We said he doesn't want harmony. He likes
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  Speaker 2: he likes people talking about the cowboys, right, So to
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  Speaker 2: talk about the cowboys, you got to stir the pot
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. And Jerry's all about the leverage.
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  Speaker 2: And George Pickens. It's like a drag racer built for straightaways.
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  Speaker 2: That's George Pickens. And you don't want him anywhere near
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  Speaker 2: a curve. And but Jerry loves the tension and all that.
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  Speaker 2: He'll marinate and monetize in it long term piece that
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  Speaker 2: you know what, maybe later Now the question becomes, if
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  Speaker 2: Jerry does play this the way he should play it
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  Speaker 2: and franchise tag it, how much of a pain in
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  Speaker 2: the tukas does George Pickens become?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: How upset does he get? You know, this is terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not yet all right.
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  Speaker 2: So short term that's the way to go. And this
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  Speaker 2: is Jerry's world and Pickens is just renting some emotional
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  Speaker 2: space in Jerry's world. That's it, all right, now, last
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  Speaker 2: thing to TV Land we go where and we see
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  Speaker 2: they announced.
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  Speaker 1: This week that their.
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  Speaker 2: Streaming service Peacock is going to be adding a feature.
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  Speaker 1: This was at a Las Vegas tech conference.
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  Speaker 2: So they're going to be adding a feature that will
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  Speaker 2: let you and I when we're watching a game on Peacock,
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  Speaker 2: we will be able to mute just the broadcasters, just
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  Speaker 2: the broadcasters, and we can turn the crowd noise on
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  Speaker 2: and hear the announcer in the stadium and all that,
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  Speaker 2: meaning that you can just listen to the ambient noise
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  Speaker 2: at a sporting event, you don't have to hear the broadcasters.
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  Speaker 2: So the question with Peacock adding planning on adding this technology,
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  Speaker 2: which is I.
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  Speaker 1: Guess been used.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody was telling me in Europe they've used this for
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  Speaker 2: soccer footy, with Peacock adding enhancements to their broadcast that
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  Speaker 2: would allow you to mute the broadcasters.
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  Speaker 1: What do you make of this? Like, what do you make?
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  Speaker 2: So my reaction is it's about time. What took so
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  Speaker 2: damn long? Like this is I've been doing this anyway
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  Speaker 2: without the crowd. This is like inventing the windshield wiper
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  Speaker 2: after the model T My favorite part though, is what
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  Speaker 2: this symbolizes and how big a deal this is for
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  Speaker 2: the actual broadcasters of your favorite sporting events. It is
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  Speaker 2: a public vote of no confidence, a public vote of
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  Speaker 2: no conference. You're supposed to the in theory as a
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  Speaker 2: broadcaster enhance the viewing experience. So often these days, especially
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  Speaker 2: the jockocracy. These these schmendricks, okay, they want it's just
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  Speaker 2: a urinating match. They want to let you know how
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  Speaker 2: smart they are, and they're smarter than you. You you're dumb.
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  Speaker 2: They talk down to you. And who wants to listen
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  Speaker 2: to three hours of a football game when some meat
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  Speaker 2: heead ex jock is talking down to you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that. Do you want that? I don't
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  Speaker 1: need that? Do you need that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't need that? So instead, like I just hit
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  Speaker 2: the mute button right, and half these announcers are I'd
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  Speaker 2: say maybe more than half. Its just like pop up
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  Speaker 2: ads with a microphone.
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  Speaker 1: They're just annoying. It's an inconvenience.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I do have a suggestion for the people over
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  Speaker 2: at Peacock or any other network that decides to use
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  Speaker 2: this technology. They should name it the Burke Button. Why
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  Speaker 2: would they name this the Burke button makes money? They
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  Speaker 2: should give this as a tribute, as an honor to
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  Speaker 2: Doris Burke, the pioneer of not listening to broadcasters. I
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  Speaker 2: remember when I was in school, I learned about Rosa
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  Speaker 2: Parks and she sat in the front of the bus
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  Speaker 2: and it was a big story. Well, Doris Burke sat
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  Speaker 2: in the front.
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  Speaker 1: Of the mute movement.
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  Speaker 2: This is also this is like the Hunger Games for announcers.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm muting you and I'm choosing ambient noise, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming that they'll be able to track the data,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm watching ambient noise and not your supposed insight
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  Speaker 2: as some ex jock, you're Tonight's right, You're ringing in
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  Speaker 2: my ears.
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  Speaker 1: Is what you are.
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  Speaker 2: And when this becomes mainstream in the next couple of years,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be the ultimate report card. Now my belief, and
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  Speaker 2: I admit I'm fully biased as a talk shows that
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  Speaker 2: you tune into.
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  Speaker 1: A gas bag like me to hear what I have
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  Speaker 1: to say.
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  Speaker 2: You don't tune in to a sporting event because of
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  Speaker 2: the broadcasters. Now, of course, the pay would indicate that, yes,
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  Speaker 2: you're hanging on every word from Chris collins Worth or
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  Speaker 2: Tony Romol or Troy Aikman or Tom Skinny Jeans Brady,
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  Speaker 2: but the.
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  Speaker 1: Reality is not that. The reality is that that's not
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  Speaker 1: the case.
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  Speaker 2: So this becomes the ultimate report card. And if the fan,
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  Speaker 2: you and I the fan, choose the crowd murmur. If
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  Speaker 2: we choose that over the voice of the broadcasters, you
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  Speaker 2: are officially officially a net negative.
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  Speaker 1: You are.
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  Speaker 2: It's not commentary, it's audio pollution. Now, if you were
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  Speaker 2: a fly on the wall at the mallor mansion, you'd
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  Speaker 2: hear total silence.
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  Speaker 1: Most nights.
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  Speaker 2: Usually I end up sitting my fat ass on the sofa.
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  Speaker 2: I got my dog, Moxie, and she's farting away there,
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  Speaker 2: laying on my lap, and I got my computer out,
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  Speaker 2: I got the games on in the background, right, But
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  Speaker 2: I normally get so annoyed by the broadcasters I just
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  Speaker 2: hit the mute button.
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  Speaker 1: I eat total silence.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I used to put some classical music up, and I
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  Speaker 2: haven't done that recently. But the reason I hit the
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  Speaker 2: mute button is because the announcers today talk like they're
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  Speaker 2: narrating their own LinkedIn profiles or their pro football reference pages,
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  Speaker 2: or basketball or baseball whatever. So I say congratulations with
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  Speaker 2: the people over at NBC and Peacock and whatnot there.
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  Speaker 2: This does not fix broadcasting. It does not fix broadcasting. However,
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  Speaker 2: it gives you the kill switch, and so let's you
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  Speaker 2: hear the PA announcer and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm all for it. I think that's a great
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  Speaker 1: way to go.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahlor Show, which is also a
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  Speaker 2: positive way to go in my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Would you use that?
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  Speaker 7: Am I the only one? Am I a party of one?
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  Speaker 7: Am I such a knucklehead that I'm the only one
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  Speaker 7: that hates the broadcasters most of these guys and think
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  Speaker 7: they're terrible. There's only a few that I still will
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  Speaker 7: listen to. And that's just the way it is.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seventh ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: nine nine six six three sixty nine. Also on the
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  Speaker 2: X Machine at Band Malor. That's at Ben Malor. Well,
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  Speaker 2: it is a bold decree, but will it come back
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  Speaker 2: to bite an NFL head coach right.
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  Speaker 1: In the you know what? The Badonka Donk. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to that and we will do it next.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: You can now watch The Odd Couple live on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 9: All you gotta do search Odd Couple FSR on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Maler Show up all night, every
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: single night, podcast all weekend long, the Fifth Hour podcast.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: And don't forget about it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Benny Versus the Penny somehow qualified for the playoffs and
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: the playoff episodes will be up later today, so make
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: sure to follow at Benny Vspenny on YouTube.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You'll get the.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Picks all my handicapping. Spend a lot of time this
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: week handycapping the playoff games, breaking them all down, and
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: we'll put that up on the.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: YouTube later today.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So Benny Versus the Penny on the radio show, you
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: can watch at Ben Maller Show and watch Mallard monologues,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: watch me take my Louisville Slugger and hammer away at
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the Gremlins. Always exciting content unless it's not, but all
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• 19:39
  Speaker 1: On the YouTube.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Back to It we Go began this hour ranting about
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: the stylings of Jerry Jones.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I would also like to.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Point out, does anyone think that Jerry Jones is going
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: to retire?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Does anyone think.
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: That, no, no, no, Jerry will be ninety seven years old,
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: His face will be about forty, but he'll be nine
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: and he'll still be you know, Jerry will go like
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: Al Davis.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Remember that if you I don't. If you're old, remember
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Al Davis, the guy that owned the Raiders.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And now I actually had a chance to be around
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Al a little bit. He was like a middle aid,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: not middle aged. He was he was an older guy,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't that old. And then I saw his
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: health go down. And there was it the lane Kiffin
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: firing where he pulled out the telestrater and the overhead
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: projector and he was frail old guy ripping Lane Kiffin.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And I still have fond memories of that because.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: But that's gonna be Jerry Jones.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: But Jerry's not gonna Jerry's not wired that way.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's more to that, you know, he's more to that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: So for Jerry, he'll be up there.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: He'll be the you know, you go out sometimes and
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: there's that that old that cool old.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Guy who's like I was out the other night. There's
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: one hundred and five year old World War two veteran.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: How that's like one of the lottery when you run
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: into a World War two veteran, right, Mike guy. Anyway,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: this guy's well the last people alive that fought in
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: World War Two. This guy was out there for a
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve party. He was all dressed up, you know,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: but a frail old man, you know, frail old man,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: but he was still young, living life.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: You gotta go.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: That'll be Jerry Jones. Jerry Jerry Jones will be running
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: the cowboys. He'll be in a wheelchair and he'll just
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: he'll be marketing. Come on, come on, you know, give
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: promotions and all that stuff. Anyway, all right, it is
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the Ben Males Show. Take your calls. Eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: like to be part of the. Program we will take your.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Calls my board is being. Recent there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: spinning going on. There i'm not sure what's that's all,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: about but we will take your calls also ON x
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  Speaker 2: to be part of the, show let's go to the
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: phones and we'll say lo. To here's a blast in the,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: past sir Scratch off from The highways And byways Of. Arkansas,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: hello sir Scratch, off.
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  Speaker 5: Buddy i'm glad.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: You i'm glad you called me. UP i wanted to
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: ask you about. Something, Okay, no, no why why did you?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Go why'd you say? That?
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: Uh every time you say something missed my? Son you're
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: gonna cry now somebody said something bad about. You BUT
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: i want to tell you something real quick for you
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: start what you're gonna. SAY i would never threaten you
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: just because you talk about The. ASSROS i can't stand
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: the asscs anyway because my preacher's astro fan and they.
• 22:31
  Speaker 11: Cheated but it's just all the. Time the only REASON
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: i hate it cowboys if you want, Things BUT i
• 22:39
  Speaker 11: was never threaten you or your wife BECAUSE.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I know but you're not.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Blind scott or Angry bill Or mark the. Spectrum all,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: right let me so you sent me some very nice holiday?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Message is that? Correct you sent me On? Facebook you
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: sent me some very nice? Messages that is an accurate.
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: STATEMENT i always send you nice, messages, man but i'll
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: and you wanted.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Me you wanted me to, respond did you?
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You you sent me? Messages you wanted me to? Respond
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: Correct you don't respond?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: That?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay now let me let me let me explain
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: something to.
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: You.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Uh there were three times THAT i attempted to, respond
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: and every TIME i, responded it said you are not
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: allowed to send this person. Messages so how why would
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: you send me messages if you have me blocked or
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: something WHERE i can't respond.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: YOU i don't.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Understand, WELL i don't know what you did BECAUSE i
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: tried to respond to you and it kept saying that
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: you're not allowed to respond to this.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Person so have you?
• 23:37
  Speaker 11: Seen have you seen WHAT i did? LATELY i got
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: another new. PHONE i trade new, car a new car
• 23:44
  Speaker 11: LIKE i new, phones BUT i got another new phone
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: AND i got to pull it. Up supprisse some stab
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: of your, thing because you Know i'm the Big i'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 11: the Big burst and the penny, thing you. Know And
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: i've enjoyed my. Videos i've been watching you, know.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And then, well thank. YOU i appreciate.
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  Speaker 9: THAT.
• 24:00
  Speaker 11: VI i don't hate, you, MAN i don't agree with
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: a lot of things you, say but that business day
• 24:06
  Speaker 11: is not my. Business your mouth is. Filthy you've got
• 24:09
  Speaker 11: a bunch of List, okay how.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Is My how is my mouth? Filthy let me think?
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: Them?
• 24:17
  Speaker 11: Okay do you always set me? Off let me say.
• 24:19
  Speaker 11: SOMETHING i believe that it's gonna be. NICE i believe
• 24:23
  Speaker 11: in med followers that you. Have don't tell them what
• 24:26
  Speaker 11: you could, do how big a person you could be
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: if you went some other. Directions people of.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Us so you you THINK i am working? Blue you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: BELIEVE i am working? Blue what, now? Buddy you don't
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: even know what that?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Means you you think THAT i am doing some like dark?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Stuff is that what you think is going on here
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: or something like?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: That?
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, no it's just there's other
• 24:51
  Speaker 11: shows now, Here, romo take up for you. Again there's
• 24:54
  Speaker 11: so many SHOWS i listen, to and, Yeah i'm a big.
• 24:57
  Speaker 11: Fan matter of, FACT i have you a messengers AND
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: i just heard him go to interview Last Friday, Night
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: big Link, kenny big fan of the show years ago to.
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: Sellers but there's so many other shows that cuts is,
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: like you wouldn't, Believe but would you get in trouble for?
• 25:13
  Speaker 11: It you, say why? Shouldn't what do you?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Do you?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Do you do realize that we can't. Curse we're on,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: radio like we're not allowed, to but you're.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: Not you're not What i'm? Saying, yes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: What did you? Do did he just say WHAT i
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: think he?
• 25:35
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• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Wait wait hold a, second so.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Save that in the PODTAST i don't think that made
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: the air because you're not.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Allowed so, okay wait a, minute hold, on time. Out.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Timeout so so this, guy sir scratch off from from
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: The bible, Belt marcus calls up to yell at my?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Language is that correct that he? SAID i don't talk
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: right BECAUSE i use bad. Language but you said he
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: just to cuss on the. Radio you, said we can't do. That,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: yes and he just said a cuss? Word did he?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Not the ore the ones you can't say? Too, yeah, yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: That's you can't say. That CAN i CAN i Get?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Alex CAN i get phony for a? Thousand?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Alex CAN i get. LISTEN i love, you sir Scratch.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Off that was that was.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Brutal chris writes in From, ohio, SAYS i remember when
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: sir Scratch off cursed on the radio after acting like a.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Godfearing he just did it, Again, Chris he just did it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Again he did it. Again there you, Go chris, SAYS
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: i told, You, ben not the first. Time there you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Go Ferg dog, says nine years ago you Mentioned Arian
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: foster wanting to challenge a wolf to a?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Fight did that ever? Happen and if, so who?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Won great, Question Ferg, Dog i'm glad that you went
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: back to nine year old monologues to listen.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: To that did not. Happen if he wanted to race a,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: horse of, course of course they could make that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Happen let's go back to the phones and and let's
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: go down To america's favorite drag queen caller In New York.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Buffalo we say hello to For, Lexus Hello, Felexus.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Hello, Ben happy New, Year hello, everybody, happy, happy Happy New?
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Year who?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Cares, yes we're past the Happy new year. Point now
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: we've moved.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: On i'm still. Celebrating, no you're.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Not allowed to celebrate celebration is. Over the fun police
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: have come. In you're not allowed to have fun for. Lexus, no, no,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: no that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Depends on what religion you believe.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: In that's nothing to do WITH i BELIEVE i believe. In,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: yes that's a great, religion that's. Wonderful, yes how can
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: we help, you? Flexus let me guess this is how
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: this call is gonna. Go The Buffalo bills are gonna
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: win The Super. Bowl The bulls are gonna. Win they're
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: gonna Beat, jacksonville the greatest. Team bl blah blah blah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: BLAH i don't think.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: So i've been saying all year. Long The Buffalo bills
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: remind me the old days Of Baive manning and A.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Colt they go to the playoffs the first week that
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: they get bumped off like the. MOTFIT i, mean you,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: know they need to get rid of that. Coach they
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: need to go up the, DEFENSE i mean, yeah stop
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: focusing on everything On Josh. Ellen bid yourself a, team you,
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: know and try to get further the first week of the,
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: playoffs especially at.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Wildcard are you doing is that real football?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Commentary are you? Okay are you on? Medicine are you in?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Medicine what's going on.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Here, no not? Yet what pretty SOON i will be?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Okay all, Right well it's.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Great you're your first call of twenty. Twenties how many
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: years is this? Now you've been calling me For. Lexus
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: we go way.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Back Me oh, god oh you, KNOW i. FORGET i
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: wanted to tell. You remember the mom In? Rochester you
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  Speaker 5: call the GUY i an's a show in the. Morning?
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  Speaker 11: What?
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Brother we don't you remember you called the show one? Morning?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Uh, YEAH i MEAN I i if anybody WANTS i
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: go on a lot of like if people ask me
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: to go on their, Shows i'll go on and.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: WHATEVER i don't remember his show.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Though could you ask him about? Me and he said
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: it was no good on that?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Air but oh, well he's. Right BUT i love you.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Anyway you, KNOW i love.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: You he's, retired not. Not so there we.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Go look at. That you're still ruining radio. Shows he's.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: NOT i got. YOU i understand.
• 29:37
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• 29:39
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• 29:43
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• 29:45
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• 29:47
  Speaker 2: t shirt they made flexis Your you were on it
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: and some of the other characters on the.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Show there was The Mad. Clown Mad clown.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Made some mather swag many years. Ago you WERE i
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: still have that art in my in my.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: STUDIO i still have it my little. Studio you know?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: What, then And i'm, like a what dream you can't
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: get rid?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Of, YEAH i don't know.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: THAT i would classify you as a wet, dream but
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: thank YOU. FORX i must move. On let's say hello
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: to Blind, scott one of the many people that have
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: threatened my life over the. Years hello Blind scott on
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: The North. End he's had a lot of breaking news this.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Week this c if he has any more breaking, News
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: hello Blind.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Scott, WELL i have to go after a nasty drag
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  Speaker 8: queen in a truck driver with a wicket foul. MOUTH
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: i know a big head Of christian. RADIO i could
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: get your job In christian radio if you're. INTERESTED i,
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: know like the biggest guy In christian. Radio while my
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Friend dot his your work from.
• 30:37
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• 30:40
  Speaker 2: be reading The bible on the.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Air you never.
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: Know, Yeah oh that's, good, Dude it's funny you mentioned.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: It it's A Los Angeles rams. ANNOUNCER i don't know
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: if IT'S tv or, radio but he's been getting some
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: time on The Sports. Hub they've, been you, know saying
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: some stuff about. It the thing, is you don't really
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: say nothing bad about broadcasters or broadcasters network because they're
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: all combined. Now but we, just you, know we joke
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: out him for. Content. Dude we need The patriots to
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: lose BECAUSE i can't get on the. Air SO i
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: wrote a movie script from me And Ben. Mallor it's
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Called Ben Versus Blind. Scott the relationship went, sour So
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: Blind scott stows away on a cargo plane At Logan,
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: airport finds himself in an, orangefield undetected across The United.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: States Blind scott a lot arrives in the orange, field
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: and that's where the episode's going to stay right, now
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: you know WHAT i. Mean but Somehow i've managed to
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: stow away in a cargo plane From logan and alive
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: and in orangefield In, california and then anything could happen from. Here.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Now this is also a sequel to the movie that
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: has to do With Blind scott and his friend from
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: The Sports, tub Where Blind scott breaks into his house
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: and gets shut and who was wearing a bulletproof vest
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: because he's an obsessed. Fan that's also What i'm, thinking.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: Dude there's another thing. Too there's this guy F chisholm
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: from The Sports tub on The. Patriots he's a. Receiver
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: he makes these weird. Catches he think that football only
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: makes like one catching jumps up and. Down SO i
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: got into a big brew haha on social media over.
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: It i've been with all these people from all over
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: The United states On instagram that the post has gone
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: like viral.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Time all, right all, RIGHT i thank, YOU i GOT
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: i got a.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Headache let's say hello To dorko the. Comedy DO i
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: care about His instagram? Battles no highlight of the hour
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Was sir Scratch off yelling at me about being having
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: a foul mouth and then.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Cursing on the. Air that was so.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Good, Uh dorko the, Comedian, Hello, Dorko.
• 32:27
  Speaker 11: Welcome, Hi, Hi It's Dorkoh.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: YO i got a, show, yo you gotta.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Show dorko's In. Hawaii all our listeners In. Hawaii they're
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: big news here In honolulu and all the other. Islands
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: where's the, Show.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Dorko it's gonna be at least for a little while
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Every sunday night At Skymok's Tap house In Skybox Top
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  Speaker 6: house inside Of International marketplace and, wonderful wacky weird Mikey.
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  Speaker 2: Kie you Know i've actually been. There how about that small.
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  Speaker 2: World i've been there WHEN i was in years ago
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: AND i was In. Honolulu we WERE i was there
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: for The Pro bowl and we were wandering. Around we walked.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: In there's a bunch of different shops and, whatnot and
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: there is that, right restaurants and.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Whatnot that's.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah So.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I'll just say, this come, one come, all if you're
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: short or tall for, football, basketball this is why you've been.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: There they have it, all well kind of except for. Hockey.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yo, yeah that's.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Right, WELL i can't think of a better way to
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: promote a comedy show In hawaii than on The Ben mallor.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Show the promotion we need the.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: Mouth.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Now we do have a lot of listeners In, hawaii
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: so we because they were on earlier. There it's not
• 33:40
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  Speaker 11: Good Morning, ben great show.
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  Speaker 2: ALWAY i hope we hear From leslie And jack the judge.
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  Speaker 1: AGAIN i hope they're. Okay mike In New, Hampshire, Hello, mike.
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  Speaker 2: so story number, one it's all about the. Chunk you
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  Speaker 2: well apparently The steelers were so happy this they announced
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  Speaker 2: this week that Father maxwell and the group from the,
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  Speaker 2: Mike In New, hampshire number. Two Coach russell number, one
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