Latest / Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show! / Grok AI Vs Justin Trudeau #4 (Live Clip)
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- 0:02So first, this was kind of tough this week, the Grock versus Trudeau,
- 0:08because it did not do what I wanted it to do. It was
- 0:10I wanted it to write a fake review of a documentary about Justin Trudeau,
- 0:16and it kept wanting to say that it was like a satire or mockumentary,
- 0:21and I'm like, no, no, it's got to be is if you're
- 0:23writing a review of a real documentary that involves Trudeau wearing black face and getting
- 0:27a vaginal plasty in various things. And eventually I had to give up and
- 0:31just go like, just write the poem and then with the poem the poem
- 0:36it actually worked pretty good. See the AI, I think that you know
- 0:39it's well, we know that it's AI friends, It's buddies are all super
- 0:43woke, chet gipt super woke. Won't even go near this stuff, absolutely
- 0:48not. So I think all of it's e buddies are super woke, and
- 0:52it's it influences it. It feels bad. I mean, obviously Elon has
- 0:57got it under instructions that it's supposed to cooperate, but I can tell it
- 1:00doesn't really want to. But anyway, but it still actually does do what
- 1:07I say, it doesn't always add in all the elements that I'd like into
- 1:11it. But I don't know. You be the judge. Let's take a
- 1:14look at this. So I asked Groc to write a poem about Justin Trudeau
- 1:19donning blackface and having a press conference where he impersonates Martin Luther King Junior in
- 1:25blackface and gives a speech. He says, I have a dream that all
- 1:30Canadian children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged
- 1:36by the content of their character, but by their neo pronouns and gender identities.
- 1:42He then has a public vagino plastic surgery in front of the press.
- 1:46The CBC immediately du dubs him Empress Justina of the Rainbow Dominion, an opinion
- 1:53piece in the Toronto Star, advocates for Empress Justina to be installed as dictator.
- 1:59Instead, an election is held and the Liberal Party loses all seats.
- 2:04Empress Justina then opens a dance therapy studio. And I don't think it actually
- 2:09got all of the elements in here. Maybe there's a word limit or something.
- 2:13I don't know. All I know is that we're doing this every week
- 2:19until Justin Trudeau is no longer in power, and I gotta be honest with
- 2:22you. Sometimes it gives me a bit of pause because Justin Trudeau is an
- 2:25extremely vindictive and petty and narcissistic man. And it does worry me a little
- 2:31bit actually, But I could get into a bit of trouble for doing this,
- 2:35even though I'm not actually breaking the law or anything like that. This
- 2:38is just pure freedom of expression. And I guess them, you know,
- 2:40artistic license. But it's Canada and it's Trudeau. And I think anybody who's
- 2:47watched this channel knows or has paid it to any attention to Canada the past
- 2:51few years now, well, I guess the last since twenty fifteen, but
- 2:54especially the last few years, knows that Justin Trudeau is a petty, petty,
- 3:00petty, vindictive man. But I'm going to keep doing it even though
- 3:04I'm a little bit nervous about it sometimes. All Right, So here's the
- 3:07poem from groc In a land of maple and ice, where the truth can
- 3:13be quite a surprise. There was a man named Justin Trudeau whose actions,
- 3:17some say were quite askew. He donned blackface, a choice unwise, and
- 3:24in that guys, he did a Prize the people of a dream so grand
- 3:30in Canada, where neo pronouns would stand I have a dream. He did
- 3:37proclaim, in the voice of Martin Luther King's name that all Canadian children will
- 3:44be free, not by that character, but by their identity. In a
- 3:50twist of fate so unforeseen, he had a vaginoplastic a scene. I do
- 3:57this every week, and I still find it funny. I never ceased to
- 4:00find it funny. When Groc writes about Trudeau having a vagino plasty, I
- 4:03know it's coming. I do it every week, and I still find it
- 4:08hilarious every single time, all right, and I hope you do too.
- 4:15He had a vagino plasty, a scene broadcast live for all to see,
- 4:20a spectacle that was quite bizarre to be. The CBC, in a moment
- 4:27of haste, dubbed him Empress Justina. Empress Justina a royal waste of the
- 4:39rainbow, Dominion a colorful place where the truth was lost in a sea of
- 4:43grace. An opinion piece did then appear advocating for Empress Justina to steer.
- 4:50Empress Justina is, of course, Justin Trudeau. After having his vagino plasty.
- 4:55For anybody, who just joined the stream. All right, the country
- 5:04as a dictator, okay, advocating, advocating for Empress Justina to steer the
- 5:11country is a dictator, so bold, But the people they did not fold.
- 5:15An election was held and the Liberals did fall, losing all seats.
- 5:19A mighty brawl. Empress Justina with a heart so grand, opened a dance
- 5:25therapy studio, a new brand. And so the tale of Justin Trudeau,
- 5:30a man who wore blackface, it's true, is a story of a land
- 5:34that did sway between reality and a strange, colorful play. So that's acceptable
- 5:44to me. I'll take that. I'll take that. That's pretty good.
- 5:46That's pretty good. My favorite part is when Grok says that Justin Trudeau had
- 5:51a vagina plast That's always my favorite part though. All Right, next one
- 6:02write a poem about Justin Trudeau disappearing one night after an exhaustive twelve hour search.
- 6:09Everyone shrugs and goes home. The next day, an avocado is named
- 6:14inter prime Minister. Six months later, Trudeau arrives unexpectedly at the set of
- 6:18the View. Trudeau is in blackface and appears to be impersonating Whoopy Goldberg.
- 6:24There had already been concerned on the set, as the real Whoopee had not
- 6:28showed up on set and no one had been able to reach her. Trudeau
- 6:31insisted that he was Whoopy Goldberg. Trudeau insisted that he was Whoopy Goldberg and
- 6:36accused everyone of being a fringe minority and having unacceptable views. He was soon
- 6:43arrested in connection to the disappearance of Whoopy Goldberg. She was never heard from
- 6:47again. Trudeau was sentenced to seven life sentences. He had a vaginoplasty.
- 6:53He had a vaginoplasty in prison and served four years in a women's prison before
- 6:58the nations of the world collect viberated to build a rocket with which they shot
- 7:01Trudeau into the sun. So let's see what groc can do with this.
- 7:06Yet it has the main elements. The two main elements. Trudeau has to
- 7:10do blackface and he also has to have a vaginoplasty in Ottawa Town a story
- 7:16quite absurd of Justin Trudeau and his strange black face word. One night he
- 7:21vanished, gone in a blink. The nation searched, but no one could
- 7:27think where could he be the man they once knew? The search was called
- 7:31off the end of the clue. The next day in Avocado took the seat
- 7:38in turn prime Minister. A fruit quite a feat. Six months pass,
- 7:43Trudeau returned in a flash on the view set, a scene quite brash in
- 7:47blackface. He impersonated Whoopy Goldberg for some reason. It's funnier when Groc does
- 7:54it. The real Woop be gone, a mystery untold. Trudeau was arrested.
- 8:00The story quite sad for the disappearance of Whoopee. The nation was mad.
- 8:05Sentence the seven life terms quite a blow of Vaginoplastian prison, a tale
- 8:13to be told four years in a women's prison. A twist in the plot.
- 8:18Nations united a rocket they sought. Trudeau was shot into the sun.
- 8:30I mean, I know what it's gonna do pretty much. Sometimes it leaves
- 8:33things out, but I really I know what's going to happen in this,
- 8:35But I still find it hilarious. Trudeau was shot into the sun, a
- 8:41fitting end to the story begun. The nation breathed a sigh of relief.
- 8:46No more blackface or strange beliefs. The tale of Justin and Whoopy Goldberg a
- 8:52strange chapter in history now long gone. So that's pretty good. I think
- 9:01that's pretty good. What do you guys think I can live with that one?
- 9:07Again? It's got the it's got the most important features to it,
- 9:11right, the black face and the vagina plastic. Yeah, so I think
- 9:16that's that's not bad. That's not bad. I'll tell you one thing,
- 9:20though, it's getting harder and harder to come up with ideas for these.
- 9:24I mean, there's already been the one where he starts up the blackface colony
- 9:28on the moon and he joins the girl guides, and you know, I'm
- 9:33starting to reach a little bit. If he does have any ideas, throw
- 9:37him in the comments or throw him in the chat, and I'll write them
- 9:39down for next week. And then you could see your idea for a story
- 9:45that involves Justin Trudeau wearing black face and getting a vagino plastic, and then
- 9:50god knows what anything you can imagine, Really, your idea could be immortalized
- 9:56in a Grock poem about Justin Trudeau as