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FULL SHOW: The Big Show T20 Franchise · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos. From work days to workouts,
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  Speaker 1: it'll fuel your first Welcome this big, big show.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoyitch might note and.
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  Speaker 3: Get a your mad bastards. Great to have your company
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  Speaker 3: on this wet and moist Wednesday afternoon. It is the
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  Speaker 3: twenty fifth of March twenty twenty. Sex and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: is always listening to the Big Show brought to you
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  Speaker 3: by Toledos.
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  Speaker 4: From weekdays, sorry, from work days to workouts, Toledos keeps
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  Speaker 4: you balanced, refreshed and ready to go. Sorry by that
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  Speaker 4: Toledo's Toledo or here we go, drink it down?
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  Speaker 3: Was that all you were? Is that all you're doing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I thought we were going to do something cool, but
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  Speaker 2: we might be saving it.
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  Speaker 4: Well do you want to do the thing we were
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  Speaker 4: doing us? Okay, so now everyone beer with us. This
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  Speaker 4: is very much a trial run. This was sent through
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  Speaker 4: Ysiday has an idea by kill me a great listener.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we're just.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna have a crack alright we go, here we go,
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go?
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  Speaker 5: Why whynos.
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  Speaker 6: Tell it?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon? What are we doing being radio DJs? We
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  Speaker 3: should be in marketing man? That was it?
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't our idea. I think that's the go every probably
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  Speaker 6: shortening up a bit, you reckon, I think so. I
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  Speaker 6: think it could be our opening music, to be honest
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  Speaker 6: with you, we just kicked straight into it and it
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  Speaker 6: goes through about fifteen seconds and by the time we've
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  Speaker 6: done the intro bang its Toledos and then we don't
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  Speaker 6: have to make up our little gimmicky things that we say,
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  Speaker 6: because it's be honest, it hasn't been working, no trying.
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  Speaker 3: You guys have been terrible at it's what's the one
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  Speaker 3: you say?
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  Speaker 2: Now you're drinking, it's the best thing we've come up.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we why don't we first go to the audience
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  Speaker 4: three four ays, three text us every text the jaw
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  Speaker 4: for fifty dollars cash thanks to Toledos?
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  Speaker 3: Was that good?
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  Speaker 2: Was that ship?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Because I loved it. And look, we'll have no influence
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  Speaker 6: on whether we continue doing it or not. We are doing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we make the calls head got you? Yeah? Thinking
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  Speaker 3: of which, what's coming up on the show?
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  Speaker 2: Mate? What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Go, I'm pretty grossy you met. I forgot about them.
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  Speaker 3: I got distracted by all the other stuff. We've got
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  Speaker 3: a her of a show today.
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  Speaker 6: Fyells, there another couple of opportunities to get yourself into
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  Speaker 6: Magic Round. We're heading over to Brisbane in May to
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  Speaker 6: see the Warriors play the Broncos on the Sunday, but
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  Speaker 6: every single game from the round is going to be
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  Speaker 6: played that weekend. Jump on the phone there eight hundred
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  Speaker 6: Hodeki when you hear the queue to call. Not only that,
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  Speaker 6: we're going to be talking. Jason has moved into the city.
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  Speaker 6: He's big city pig and you mate, and he's got
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  Speaker 6: some backbone neighbors and he's going to be telling us
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  Speaker 6: all about Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Outside of that, it.
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  Speaker 6: Looks like we're finally going to get a proper t
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  Speaker 6: twinning league in this country, the last country in the
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  Speaker 6: world to do it.
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  Speaker 2: The Big Show is going to be looking to get
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  Speaker 2: involved with it. We're going to have our own team.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to need some help with the names on
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  Speaker 6: three four eight three three for eight three if you
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  Speaker 6: have some names for the Hodache Big Shows franchise T
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  Speaker 6: twenty teen.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff, My god, there's a hell of a show
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've already got a text ari the Toledo thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was shithouse, there's blank one A two.
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  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Kylie suspect there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
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  Speaker 3: rather dismal. I guess you'd say Wednesday afternoon. Now, we
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  Speaker 3: tried something a little bit different with our sponsors Toledos
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  Speaker 3: at the top of the show there, and we wanted
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  Speaker 3: to get the people's reaction on three four eight three keys.
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  Speaker 3: If you could sum up the vibe overall, what would
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  Speaker 3: it be?
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  Speaker 4: Well, just for those have just joined us and missed it. Basically,
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  Speaker 4: we played the Tequila song from the start all the
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  Speaker 4: way to the bit we yelled tequila is there?
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  Speaker 3: What there was?
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  Speaker 4: And then you yelled Toledos instead. Now we have had
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  Speaker 4: a text here which I think something's up quite well.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it so long? You dumb seas sea words?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's Look, it's a valid point. Is fifty
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  Speaker 4: one seconds too long?
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  Speaker 6: It's like the director's cat, isn't it. We'll probably have
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  Speaker 6: to shorten it up. Yeah, so this is the shortened version.
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  Speaker 2: Is that too long?
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  Speaker 6: No, because we'll be talking over the top of that.
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  Speaker 6: You'll be saying your edmind ship stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Over the top.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So let's let's have a crack
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  Speaker 6: at that with you doing your admind.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: The thing, Okay, we're just just loading the adminis to
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  Speaker 4: you by Toledos, roll to you by Toledos, all the
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  Speaker 4: good stuff, no nasties. Try to lead those today, Toledo.
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  Speaker 6: I think we can even go. Jade's gonna even talk
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  Speaker 6: over the start.
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  Speaker 3: Of it a little bit as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, we'll practice that five yeah, yeah, but look, fellers,
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  Speaker 4: the response on three four eight three has been amazing
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  Speaker 4: and just a quick reminder every text in the draw
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  Speaker 4: for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledo's. Can he tick through?
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  Speaker 3: It?
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  Speaker 2: Was her idea. She says it sounds bloody beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: H Okay, well that's just because she wants some cash
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  Speaker 3: out of it. Probably really yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sean says it was very refreshing. I feel like a
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  Speaker 4: new man after listening to that. I just want to
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  Speaker 4: take my clothes off and dance in this beautiful, wet,
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  Speaker 4: moist rain.
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  Speaker 3: Well, can I suggest that he do all those things
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  Speaker 3: and suck back some toledos while he's doing it so
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't get dehydrated?
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  Speaker 4: Geez Toledo, that's a great idea, thanks man, Andrew says,
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  Speaker 4: holy Toledo's that intro was grouse the first.
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  Speaker 6: The first four texts theakzy on three four eight three,
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  Speaker 6: really some of that. You've done one already? Why is
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  Speaker 6: it so long? You done? Seas great? Next one, loved
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  Speaker 6: it too, exclamation points, next one ship house, next one,
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  Speaker 6: bloody great. Such devices a little bit device. So we're
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  Speaker 6: talking fifty fifty at the moment. It's a fifty to fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Bisticks on its own is fifty to fifty year and
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  Speaker 2: a right. Okay, I'm a positive person. I read that
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  Speaker 2: is a yes.
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  Speaker 4: Look, so you know then the good thing about the
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  Speaker 4: show is it's a show that is by the people
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  Speaker 4: for the people. Yes, so we do definitely take into
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  Speaker 4: account their words. Yeah, good stay are you feeling about it, Jays?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's fantastic.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody see as Maggie is early on the Q,
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  Speaker 6: I was wondering that too. I thought I knew where
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  Speaker 6: to say to Quiller now to pause Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was doing that, okay. Frankly, I was embarrassed
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  Speaker 3: for you, Margie. I was embarrassed. I mean, usually you're
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  Speaker 3: music man, he just balls that up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, music man, I guess I have to work on it.
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  Speaker 3: He's white striped.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Faith No more there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon. Was it Wednesday? Yes? It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 3: four to twenty three is the time, Fellers. In the
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  Speaker 3: last eighteen hours, two quite bizarre things have happened to Hoidy.
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  Speaker 2: J Is this in the Big City near your apartment?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? First check this out. True story. My wife and
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  Speaker 3: I this morning woke up at nine o'clock. Wow, am
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  Speaker 3: nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good man.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know There's been like fifteen years since I've
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  Speaker 3: slept till nine o'clock time to go to bed. Well,
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  Speaker 3: this is where the other bizarre part comes in true story.
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  Speaker 3: I went to be at about ten thirty last night,
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  Speaker 3: and I lay in bed and I was reading my book,
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  Speaker 3: as is my wont And at about quarter to eleven,
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  Speaker 3: I hear this bang bang bang bang bang bang right
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  Speaker 3: outside my window, and I'm for it, off sake? What
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  Speaker 3: is that? So I carry on reading my book and
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  Speaker 3: it stops about ten seconds later, bang bang bang bang bang,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, ah, for sick, keep reading my book.
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  Speaker 3: And then it happens again, and I'm like, okay, this
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  Speaker 3: is ridiculous. It was literally like someone was doing a
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  Speaker 3: bit of carpentry outside the house. This is a quarter
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  Speaker 3: to eleven, yeah at night, okay.
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  Speaker 6: And you sort of live just to paint a picture
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  Speaker 6: for people. You've got a lovely apartment, yes, but you're
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  Speaker 6: sort of live in a sort of a slum.
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  Speaker 3: Would that be right? It's sort of slum. It's a mixture, Mogi,
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  Speaker 3: can it that way?
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  Speaker 2: It's like the slums down below. And you're like up
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  Speaker 2: above looking here.
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  Speaker 3: I look down on the slope.
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  Speaker 2: You look down. It's kind of like an ivory colored building,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a white colored building, yes, you know. And
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  Speaker 3: it is a tower. And we're very very careful about
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  Speaker 3: who we let in and out. You need to be,
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  Speaker 3: of course. And anyway, so I pulled back the very
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  Speaker 3: heavy curtain that's in my bedroom there, blackout blind, blackout blind,
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  Speaker 3: and I look out across to where the park is,
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  Speaker 3: and there's steps that go right down beside my apartment,
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  Speaker 3: and at the top of the steps, there's three dudes
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  Speaker 3: and they've got something at the top of the steps
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  Speaker 3: and they're banging away, and I'm like, seriously, what the
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  Speaker 3: hell are they doing at this time of night, banging
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  Speaker 3: away and at something, not at each other, sure, which
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  Speaker 3: would have been fine. I've seen some actually a couple
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  Speaker 3: have six, but anyway, I don't want to get sidetracked,
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  Speaker 3: and so genuinely I was like, what the hell are
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  Speaker 3: they doing? This is bizarre. So then I went from
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  Speaker 3: my bedroom to the lounge where I had a much
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  Speaker 3: bitter view, and there was a light lamplight over the
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  Speaker 3: top of them, and I look down and I shit,
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  Speaker 3: you no, I'm going is that a safe? Have They
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  Speaker 3: got a safe on the steps?
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  Speaker 2: And it was a safe and many vault things.
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  Speaker 3: Like like literally a mini year that you'd had in
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  Speaker 3: the wall that they must have just wrapped out of somewhere,
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  Speaker 3: and they had these like chisels and hammers and we're
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  Speaker 3: trying to open the safe. They were just smashing it.
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  Speaker 3: And this went on for about forty five minutes. Now,
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  Speaker 3: you guys won't know this about me, but I used
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  Speaker 3: to be a safe cracker back in my day. Safe
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  Speaker 3: I know that you are. You do know that, actually,
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  Speaker 3: mog you do know that before a safe cracker?
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  Speaker 4: So what do you do.
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  Speaker 3: Crack in those safes?
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  Speaker 4: So what did you do? Were you like, did you
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  Speaker 4: lean out the win who yelled out instructions or no?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I you know, I went down to me undies and.
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  Speaker 2: Then I say, hey, fellows, I used to be a
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  Speaker 2: safe cracker.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. No, I said, hey, fellas, I used to be
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  Speaker 3: a safe cracker and they were like, whoa. It sort
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  Speaker 3: of sort of jumped back crackled mate. As soon as
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  Speaker 3: they saw my fingers, they went on, right here we
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  Speaker 3: gore and this is the biggest cracker cracker. And so
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  Speaker 3: I had a bit of a twiddle there ahead a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a listen, cracked it open? What do I
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  Speaker 3: find in the Moogi jewels? Jewels? Yeah? But it was
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  Speaker 3: good because I went, oh, thanks mate, are you hoody
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  Speaker 3: Jay from the radio? And I went, yeah, that's right mate,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know your seat.
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  Speaker 1: Cracker The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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  Speaker 1: Tune in four.
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  Speaker 3: On Radio Houcky, Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Crown
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  Speaker 3: three b Let's put another mad Bustard on the bench us. Indeed,
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  Speaker 3: let's put three mad bastards on the bench, Fellers, what
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  Speaker 3: you want the bench sounds like? You know they're actually
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  Speaker 3: not part of it, but they will be a massive
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  Speaker 3: part of it if they win the prize.
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  Speaker 4: I guess we're putting them on the bench.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: In the raw, Yeah, I get put into the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'll get selected.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to be part of the starting squad.
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  Speaker 3: Which L like you when you were playing basketball Akeysy
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  Speaker 3: because you just rode the pine the whole time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just wrote yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's magic round? Did you say moggie do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What is it? Weird? Christian man?
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  Speaker 2: You've been twice. Yeah, you're not telling me, you're telling
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  Speaker 2: the listener.
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  Speaker 3: Are you're true?
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  Speaker 2: Magic Ground?
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  Speaker 4: Three glorious days over in Brisbane, eight games of rugby League.
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  Speaker 4: Flight's taking care of accommodation, taking care of thanks to
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  Speaker 4: boys trip dot Co dollions in. If you want to
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  Speaker 4: guarantee your spot, go on the website book of package.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be there with us. However, if you want to
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  Speaker 4: go for free with your mates, you call one hundred
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  Speaker 4: Hoducky you get yourself in.
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  Speaker 3: The torn You know That's why I stay in Radio Fellers,
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  Speaker 3: because I know that we're going to be going to
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  Speaker 3: Magic Round again every year. I mean, I mean it's
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  Speaker 3: marked in my calendar. It's like it's a no go
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  Speaker 3: zone for everything else. It's just Magic Round. I don't
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  Speaker 3: have a calendar. You mad Basin? How's live? Could you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Good?
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate? What do you do for a crossed? Ashton?
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  Speaker 3: A massive back?
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  Speaker 2: Who would you take with you man?
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  Speaker 3: If you won?
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  Speaker 7: That's a bit of a lottery with the boys.
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  Speaker 2: No lotteries, mate, I need an answer?
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah's traps or P traps?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he gets it.
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  Speaker 3: I personally prefer the P trap. But you know, we're
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  Speaker 3: each to their own, each to their own. We'll get
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  Speaker 3: on your ash and you're on the drawers down the line.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, get a get a will your mad Bassard
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  Speaker 3: house life? Yeah good thanks mate. What do you do
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  Speaker 3: for a cross William? I'm a builder? What do you
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  Speaker 3: think about plumbers? Man? You think they're all ship man? Dog?
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  Speaker 3: It's actually amazing I found, you know, having had a
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  Speaker 3: few people come over and do some work around my house,
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  Speaker 3: how much the the industries hate each other really. You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the builders are like, oh, the plumbers are
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  Speaker 3: useless bastards and you know, and the plumbers are like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: bloody electricians, they just make a bloody bulls's bloody never
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  Speaker 3: on time, and all of them are like bloody radio DJ, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: bloody radio g DJ suck. Hey, William, obviously you love
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  Speaker 3: your rugby league mate? Who would you take with you? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I have to make some of the boys fight to
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  Speaker 2: the desk? I think, yeah, I like it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Hey, how's Southland today?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 3: It's it beautiful down there? It's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, must get down there again.
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  Speaker 4: I love south In the car we should go to
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  Speaker 4: Bluff or yeah, ver cargo obviously, but like bluff or
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  Speaker 4: something mentioned.
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  Speaker 3: That simply exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You get it, William, You're in the drawer, mate, you
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  Speaker 4: hold the line, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Get a gaz your mad basard? How's live?
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  Speaker 7: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: Making a mad bustards, I'm the madness.
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  Speaker 2: I guess what do you do for a crust? Your
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  Speaker 2: sco Well.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a contract.
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  Speaker 3: Well I work in education. You can't do that? He
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  Speaker 3: has you love rugby league?
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  Speaker 5: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: Who's your favorite firstborn? Who's your favorite Melbourne Storm player?
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  Speaker 6: Melbourne Storm, get out of here?
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  Speaker 4: Correct correct answer?
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  Speaker 3: Gas.
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  Speaker 4: You're officially in the draw brother, all right, good luck.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to save you a seat right next to Keyzy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'll sit next to Gaz. He sounds like a hoot.
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  Speaker 3: He sounds like a backbone, doesn't he feel it? Sounds
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  Speaker 3: like a Hey? A little bit later on, have you
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  Speaker 3: had any more thoughts about me having a cultural diversion
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  Speaker 3: while I'm over in Bristol? You know, me and my
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  Speaker 3: wife and I had a few more thoughts about that.
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  Speaker 3: I've had some thoughts, Okay, later on in the show.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe sure.
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  Speaker 1: Meantime, she Hack The Huriarchy Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 3: Temper tramp there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. Just a reminder after five o'clock the Big
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  Speaker 3: Show started our thinking of buying a T twenty franchise
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  Speaker 3: in the New Zealand competition. We need some names for it, though,
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  Speaker 3: don't we, Fellas.
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  Speaker 4: We need some team names. Every single suggestion on three
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  Speaker 4: four eight three in the drawer for fifty bucks cash
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  Speaker 4: thanks to Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's unheard of in our house.
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  Speaker 3: Punishing miners worse? No?
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  Speaker 6: about somebody nearly died.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I'm saying about this peril about
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's boring.
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  Speaker 3: What have you got?
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  Speaker 2: What happened today?
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  Speaker 3: Well? You know how I gave you guys a hypothetical.
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  Speaker 3: You said about a guy that got pinned in his
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  Speaker 3: van with the thing and had to cut his armors. Yes, well,
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  Speaker 3: this guy got attacked by a bear, another one. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, but beers like
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  Speaker 3: to eat the brain of the things they kill, and
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  Speaker 3: so they cut this guy's head open and we're sort
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: of picking at his brain. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you know this interesting fact about beers. Once they get
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  Speaker 3: their prey, they then defecate around their prey, so they
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  Speaker 3: know where this prey is because they can smell their scent,
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  Speaker 3: and then they just sort of bugger off, right, Not
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: the hypothetical for you, if I might, if in that situation,
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  Speaker 3: would you be prepared to chop your head off to survive?
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  Speaker 4: So yesterday was would you be able to cut your
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: own arm off if you're pinned down by a tree? Yes,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: otherwise you die. Today's would you cut your own head off?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Why would I need to cut my head off? Because
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: the beer is going to come back and you need
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: to leave them something.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Right, So you don't want them because the beer has
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  Speaker 4: gone through all this effort, Yes, and you don't want
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  Speaker 4: the beer to go without.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you want to leave something to sort of
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: distract the beer from your body.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: You know, it's not a bad idea cutting off your
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: own head and leaving it there.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: It's smart.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Could I also alternatively just leave behind some scrogging?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Beers hate scrogging. I haven't even picked out all the chocolate. Chocolate?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: What did the guy have scroging?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Interesting fact about bears, They just chocolate would literally kill them. Great? Really,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: So I guess you could leave behind your head and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: some skroging, just the scrougin and take my head with me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Right, so you still cut it off, Yeah, but you
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: take it away.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, as long as you leave a bit of blood
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: and some bit of brain. Sweet.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once again, it's for the beer. It's been distracted
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: by distracted.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: What about if I take some of the feces, because
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: it's defecated around there, so I can come back and
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: find me.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, what about if I take some of that big
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: pile of that poos because they're bigfuls.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Of it, and I take it down to a local
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: police station and I put it around the cell and
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: then it walks into the cell and then we lock it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Up and then it's arrested and then it can a
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: fair trial. Yeah, Jogi beer stars what Moogi bear?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: That is clever? MOGGI that is that is fantastic Mogi beer.
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  Speaker 3: Have any buzzies far that particular episode four and four
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  Speaker 4: Out of five?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And can I also ask you what did you watch.
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  Speaker 3: It on again Samsung TV?
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  Speaker 2: My god? Did the guy survive?
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Well? Obviously, I mean he didn't have a head.
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  Speaker 3: The time is seteen minutes past five o'clock and we're
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  Speaker 3: talking T twenty cricket Fellers. There's been this bit of
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  Speaker 3: stuff floating around T twenty cricket situation in New Zealand,
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  Speaker 3: a suggestion that we have a New Zealand side and
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  Speaker 3: the Big Bash over in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right.
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  Speaker 6: So the idea was that we put a team over
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  Speaker 6: into that league, and Australia were prepared to look at
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  Speaker 6: that as an idea in a couple of years.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so that sucks obviously a couple of years time thing,
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  Speaker 4: but I love the idea of it, like that would
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  Speaker 4: make me heavily invested in the BBA.
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  Speaker 6: The trouble with it is, of course, is that you
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  Speaker 6: would watch but how much national rugby league do you
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  Speaker 6: watch in New Zealand and the domestic competition Yeah okay,
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  Speaker 6: so that completely destroys that competition. So what they've come
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  Speaker 6: up with now is a franchise where you have it
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  Speaker 6: as the IPL, the Caribbean Cricket League, the South African League,
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  Speaker 6: the Australian Big Bash, all of these Super Pakistan Pakistan,
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  Speaker 6: they're all over the world now and it allows all
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  Speaker 6: the best players in the world. They tour around but
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  Speaker 6: to have that in New Zealand, which would mean that
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  Speaker 6: we would actually have some cricket in summer. At the moment,
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  Speaker 6: we have no cricket in January or Februy happening in
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand.
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  Speaker 3: It's the deadest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 6: So all those key week cricket players would come back
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  Speaker 6: to New Zealand and also you'd have an opportunity to
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  Speaker 6: see all the best players of the world come into
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand and play and play that domestic league. So
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  Speaker 6: it's a great, great idea and they're hoping to have
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  Speaker 6: it up and running by the end of this year,
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  Speaker 6: well for next summer.
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  Speaker 3: And my understanding of it too is that they're talking
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  Speaker 3: like the regions as they are kind of set up now,
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  Speaker 3: but they are set up as franchises, so they need
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  Speaker 3: investors now fellers, so they.
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  Speaker 6: Could be there's so there's one thing that could happen
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  Speaker 6: where you might end up having what is it, the
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  Speaker 6: Calcutta Night Riders. Well that's one thing, but the alternative
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  Speaker 6: could be that you have a local rich son of
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  Speaker 6: a bee that comes in and just go you know,
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  Speaker 6: it's some local guy. Peter Jackson, Yes, Peter Jackson might
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: want to do you know, the Wellington Hobbit you.
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  Speaker 2: Do that the mad amount of hobbits that's hobbitin is yeah,
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  Speaker 2: something like that, So hopefully it would be more key
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  Speaker 2: we owned.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: What about because we could, we could put all our
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: finances together, because you've got obviously, Jase, you've got dog
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Squad money.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I was going to say, I've got looking
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: at investments at the moment, and this is very much
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: piqued my interest. I don't think i'd need your guys money.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Because Mogi could put his Hunt for the World of
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  Speaker 2: People money.
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  Speaker 3: To Yes, you've got your Game of Two Halves money
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  Speaker 3: and these all of.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: These funds are just fit to bursting with coin.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Well they are. And you know, I'm thinking we're Auckland based.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're for all of the New Zealand in
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: terms of our radio show, but we're Auckland based, So
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: maybe an Auckland franchise.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Sure do we sure you want to do Auckland?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Well, it just makes sense that given that's where we work,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: that's right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: And if I if I'm going to watch it, I'm
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: not I'm not traveling anywhere it needs to be in Auckland.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: A suburb of Auckland.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: In terms of names, because a lot of people have
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: tixed through stuff that. See, these people didn't realize that
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: it had to be Auckland based. So someone sticks through here,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: which is a great suggestion. The Gore glory Holes, Yep, sure, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be into that, the Big Show Snooz Smackers. I
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  Speaker 4: mean that's like, you know, you need to put a
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  Speaker 4: city in front of that. This is a tear suggestion.
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  Speaker 4: The cricket team should be called bird Shit Chris.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Not bad, No, that's terrible. Well, you know you wanted
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: to be sure and catchy. The Auckland Jeers, The Auckland.
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  Speaker 4: Jeers, m M say one more time.
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  Speaker 3: The Auckland.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Jeez, Phil, I' naming too many things, jizzinal feeling.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: If it's going to be my franchise, I want my
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  Speaker 3: name all over.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: It, right, Okay, Well, people are suggesting, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: Auckland Areolas Mogi's moguls. You could call them the Auckland
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  Speaker 4: on all.
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  Speaker 4: Keep those texts coming for what we should name the
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  Speaker 4: next T twenty franchise here in New Zealand. Jays is
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  Speaker 4: going to buy it. Yes, my dog squad money, his
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  Speaker 6: put the order in and it showed up six months later.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, is that what the hell?
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  Speaker 3: Man? And then what they're doing is kurt.
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  Speaker 6: Used to be that they would have all of these
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  Speaker 3: That's four months later. That's insane.
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  Speaker 6: It used to be back in the day. The saying
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  Speaker 6: used to be the customer comes first. Yes, Now the
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  Speaker 6: from there. And I want it to change because I
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  Speaker 6: I come first. That's the rule, old Mogi. See it
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  Speaker 6: comes first.
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  Speaker 4: See I don't necessarily. And it's a good topic you've
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  Speaker 4: come first, but most of the time I find I do.
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  Speaker 4: I've just accepted the fact that I come last, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they always arrive eventually, yeah, sometimes not we get there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I have had an order cancel, if that's right.
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  Speaker 4: We ordered two occasional chairs.
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  Speaker 3: Then it's weird, isn't it? And maybe it's because I'm
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• 33:27
  Speaker 2: So your whole philosophy in life as you come last.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's weird because then you don't get stressed
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: out about stuff, you know, timelines and stuff. I come last.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Occasionally I come first.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, So if you get if it comes to
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: you eventually, then you'll fight.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: If you get it at some point, you're happy. That's right,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: right as you get it. As long as I get
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: it at some point, you know what I mean. Here's
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: the trouble. I guess what I have with it?
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: You walk through the door, you've agreed to terms, you
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: agree what you want? You them the money? Well, where's
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: where's it? When do I get my goods and services?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it's services? When do I When does old Mogi
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: get serviced? I've given you the money? Service me.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: The hadarchy big show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: in on Radio Holky Clear.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: They're on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday evening.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: The time is five point thirty six, which it means
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: it's time for Can.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: You throw to it with some gusto please?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: What's on the news with me?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Kuze Fellas, huge news heading the country as we speak. Okay,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: as we speak, this is fresh red hot pipe and heart,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: fresh out the oven, ready to serve. Take it out
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: to the front, give it to the customers, put it
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: on their plate in front of them, tell them.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: To dig in.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: News fellers, all right, we'll get on with it. A
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: subtropical lows fork at note is forecasts bring two days
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: of stormy weather to Northland.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like Auckland.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: And Bay have plenty as well, the Upper North Island
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: is set to get battered for the next couple of
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: days with heavy rain and particularly wind. So big winds
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: in coming.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: So you've gone from telling us things that have happened
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: way in the past to things that are going to
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: happen in the future.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, what are we doing?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And to rub salt into the gaping wound, she's a gape.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: A weather forecast well, no, it's not.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: It's it's this huge news.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Met Service has issued a fifty three hour heavy rain watch. Okay,
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: and my question is, you know, like this rain that
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: we've been hit with year after year, like it seems
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: to happen so much nowadays, but now this one in
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: particularly saying heavy wind. So I thought we could do
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: here is say, what are some tips to deal with
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: heavy wind?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Tips? Well, didn't Mogie use those charcoal pills.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: When he was you know, Sorry, I see what you've
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: done here. No, not talking flatulence, talk about like I said,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: it's really windy. What do you do to prepare for that?
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: What can you do at your house? Do you just
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: stay inside? Well, yeah, you stay inside? Like stuff you
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: can do to prepare you know, like do you.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I really didn't think I could get worse.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: We're heading into autumn and there's going to be some
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: wind and some rain.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: No, it's a it's a genuine alert. Yeah, I know
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: about how do you tie down stuff?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: The amount of alerts that you get, the shopping bars
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: that's down there at MED Service. You're like the boy
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: who cried wolf.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Just about to say that, man, except every time.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: A wolf comes, I know, what's funny about that? Funny
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: about that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: What a strong wind watch is also in place from
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Wednesday evening, that's tonight through toll Friday evening. So I'm
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: just gonna say my advice is to tie down your
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: trampolines and stuff like that. Your umbrellas, put them away.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: You're outside umbrellas.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Didn't we talk about those last year?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: We did, so we bought it, we brought it up
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: the house. Yeah okay, yeah, okay cool.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so it's kind of is a year old. This
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: is old as.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: That.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I'm trying really hard just to you know, freshen up
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: the content around here.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: And he's basic, boy Son't you wrapped me up by that?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: The Hold Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I can welcome back the Big Show, Crowns. Let's put
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: another mad Busted on the beach or three mad buses now,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: just very quickly, fell us before we get into the
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: magic round chests. I put the idea to you yesterday
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: about Hoodie Ja having a bit of a diversion, you
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: fellas doing the rugby league over in Brizzy and Hoidy
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Jay and his wife doing a bit of a cultural tour.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I know, I know that initially you are massively against it,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: but haven't had a night to think about it. Where
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: are you at with it now, Kean?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I guess I mean I'm keen too, because you just
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: won't be there right, Like you'll be there but not
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: at the Rugby.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: League, yes, and galleries? Yeah yeah, yeah, Like what does
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the audience get out of it?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll do social content.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: But that won't be interested in that. Where are you
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: at an art gallery?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'll be you know, cultural places, going
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: on riverboat cruises and and restaurants. I'll I'll do restaurant reviews,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: the places to be and Brisy or with my beautiful wife.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Of course, feels like you're wasting road his money.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm just talking about diversifying out here.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I'm still on the fence.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Jane.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to the lines then, Alex, how you
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: going man?
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good luck? How are you? Yeah? Good good? Alex?
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Would you rather come to Magic Round with us and
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: enjoy three days of amazing rugby awesomeness or go to
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: an art gallery slash have a weekend of culture with Hoidy,
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: J and my wife.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: That sounds about wounding rather go to the rugby league.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, it does sound J's people aren't into it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Alex, Sorry, DELI can you make just take Alex out
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: of the draw.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Than Alex, you're in the draw brother, thanks for calling, mate?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: App good a Mike your man Bassett Hou's Life. Yeah, good,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: good on you, mate? What do you do for a
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: crass Mike? Mate? I don't love to know the percentage
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: of builders that listen to you know, the Big Show. Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I would love to I.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Would kill tonight if I had one wish.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: If I had one wish would be to know how
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: many builders listen to.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, the more I listened to you too, the
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: more I want to do my separate tour here. Hey,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: now you go make you know no keys of you go?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Hey Mike?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mate?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: What's for tea tonight?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Forgetting by the night.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've made it though, I'm in the middle of
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: making it. Now interrupt you man, Sorry to interrupt.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I tell you what will you.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Get back to it? You're in the drawer, right legend?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Get a Ryan your mad Barsett Hell's Life?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Good, thank you already? J How are you Yeah? Good?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Thanks mate? What do you do for a crash? Ryan? Mate?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I'm a civil engineer? Yeah, your massive backbone, massive backbone.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: What's so civil about engineers anyway?
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Well, well, we like to don't put me on the.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: On the radio to get in the drawing. He hits
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: you with a guns and roses kind of pun.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ryan, who's your favorite Bronco.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Favorite Bronco Ree Caesar is a legend and meet.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Ryan likes Reese Walsh. Okay, that's a real that's.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: A real red flick.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: It is good looking fellow though, isn't he right? Yeah? Yeah,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: all right Ryan, you're in the draw as well, mate, mate,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Good on your knees.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Don't forget it is three days of NRL awesomeness over
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: in Brisbane. It's happening in May. If you want to
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: be there and guarantee your spot, head up boys, trip
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: dot Co, dot m Z and we will see you
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: there fellers.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: In the middle Time.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Here's why The Darkey Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Kyzy tune in.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Four on Radio Lucky Sure is hope you're having a
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: fantastic Wednesday night. You're listening to the Big Show. Brought
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: to you back to Ledo's now fellows.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Just quickly, I'm going to try once again to do
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: the Bozz Skaggs Toledo shuffle thing. All right, just let
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: me have a crack this. I think we're onto something here,
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Me and Dilly. All right, here we go, Ah, toledos,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: all the good stuff. No nasties, what do you reckon?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Shout out of ten busies?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: What's yeah?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Sure, zip nada okay, the big.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Ol Okay, So you do not feeling that's fine? Dali's
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: giving it nine busies out of ten.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: He's off his head. Yeah, yeah, that he always is.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: He is. And I've noticed he's got his vapor there too,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: and he's just silently vaping away as.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: And you're looking at an Adam and envy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I am because I go outside to do my vapor. Hey,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: you coming up very shortly. I've got some massive concerns
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: about one of the members of the next show, and
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I need to address it, all right. But in the meantime,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: here is Stereo Phonics.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Tune in on Radio Hoki.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: The Vervepipe there on the radio Hoedarky Big show this
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. The time is fourteen minutes past six o'clock.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: If you don't mind keys, you'd like to call a
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: show meeting. Show meter sho show me the meeting. Show
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: meeting is now in progress. Just a couple of points
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I'd like to raise with you both. First point is
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: to do with both of you. Your perving is out
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: of control? Are you kidding me? Let's pull it. Let's
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: pull you kidding me? Right now? Pull your heads in
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: and just grow up a bit.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, excusing me of perving on the radio? What do
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: you mean by that?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: You know exactly what I mean, Jays.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I've got my back to the window, Okay, i can't
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: see what's going on.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I've got I've got blinders on here. I'm like a racehorse.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at all I can see as you and
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: two TV screens behind you.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm a race horse with blinders on and all
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I can see is great radio hit me and that's
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: all I'm focused on.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I've made my point. I'll leave it at that. You
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: guys deal with and how you will.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can carry on perving.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Kesey. I'm a happily married man. My second
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: point and of the most concerned to me, Mogi, if
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: this isn't too personal a question, and feel free to
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: tell me if it is. But are you pregnant?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you have you?
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Is there something that you need to tell us, Mogi? No,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Why is that? Why would you ask that?
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: The reason that I asked? And I've noticed over the
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: last week that Old Mogi is ingesting a fast, vast
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: quantity of food. In fact, you came up to be
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: keasy before the show to day.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I came up to him and you were standing there,
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: and I approached him.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: And you said, quietly under your breath, have you noticed
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: how much Old Mogie's eating? At the moment, I said,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: have I? Now? Just for the audience gratification. He's got
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: a little bit of a nickname, Old Mogi. In the studio,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: we call him two fists Mogi, and that's in relation
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: to whenever we get a free bag of chips.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Which is daily, at the moment, Old Mogi two fists it,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: he puts two hands and grabs both hands with the
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: chips and then puts them on a piece of paper
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: in front of him.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yesterday we had the spectacle and I kid you not,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: and even Keysy was disgusted. And you know how much
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: he likes to ingest where Mogi had such a massive
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: handful of chips that he had them pressed up against
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: his T shirt. Do you remember that, keys Yeah?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Um. He not only eats every chip in sight, he
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: has two full meals that he brings from home. Anything
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: lying around, any sort of chocolate, Toboleronne, Kenny kats straight
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: down the gob what the hell is? And Kesey made
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: a great point, Mogi, which was a little while back,
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: a year ago you went one year with no snacks.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: And studio it was two years to three years ago.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but you went for one year whole year.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: What's happened? What's going on with you? Man?
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: We've run out of time, No Mogie, that question has
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: taken you three and a half minutes to get out.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: M Look my question for you, Josephs. Why are you
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: so obsessed with food?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: I worry for you, I really do. You're worried you're
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: eating too much. You're worried you're not eating enough. You're
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: worried about the size of your bossies. You're worried about
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: the calories you're burning off going for walks. Now you're
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: worried about me. I'm perfectly happy with who I am. Man,
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: just leave me be keez.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Are you going to back me up here? Man?
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: I mean you've had to go to me today about
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: eating chips. This is just after you've gone out and
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: grabbed a bag of chips and eating them all to yourself.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: I come in with a begg of chips, me, mogie,
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: you're a shocker. I'm a shocker. Then you are straight
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: into my begg of chips, eating my chips. So my
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: question is who is the shocking.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I feel like we're in like an old person's home
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: and both of you have got like Alzheimer's or something,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: and you just you, just like you forget that you've
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: just eaten a heap of chips.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: And I look at the statius.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: I have forgot that Jason is eating a lot of chips.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: But one hundred percent, I come in here. I do
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: all my eating here, Jason. Okay, Now, if I start
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: blowing out size wise like I make keysy over here,
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: come on, then you can steppn And if I start
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: doing twenty damplings on Wednesday, a burrito on Monday, A
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: burrito on Friday.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: That was good.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I've got burritos tonight. Actually, thanks for remind me.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: The Whodiky Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your mad barsads. That's a big show,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: done and dusted this Wednesday evening. What's the podcast outro
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: clip today? Keasy?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Today's podcast outro clip?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Jase?
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Is you reminiscing that a beautiful evening when you're a
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: young filer?
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I have this clear vision we're all sculling
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: from it. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. And I
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: have this clear vision of my great mate Marty and
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: the moon was behind him just doing this power to
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: the crator. That's when my mate and I stole a
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: bottle of krem Dumont from our matron at school and
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: went up the mountain and drank it all responsibly. It
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: was disgusting.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was responsible back then.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: That was totally It was totally irresponsible, especially stealing it. Hey,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: you will tell me you're going to be tonight.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Ah, might be a bit later tonight. I've got a
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: bit more work to do, right, Okay, So go home.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: My wife's out and my daughter's out in a movie
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: this evening. Yeah, so my daughter's very excited about that
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: because she gets to come home late and I'll be
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: reporting on that tomorrow. Actually great, Yeah, Keezy. What's for dinner?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Burritos?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right? In a week listen leftover mints from
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: last night. You're living like a king brother.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Amen. I'm happy. I'm a happy feeling. I'm a peg
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: and ship man. What do you having tonight?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Jason?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm trying to decide between thy Indian
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: corean and dumplings.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: And what about for dinner? Is that?
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Is that ll G?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Or what's the that?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: It doesn't really make it. The dumplings part ruined it
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: you're the dumplings?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: That's ruined. Sorry, there's nothing there.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: That's That's all good man.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: We can keep talking. We don't have to just go silent.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: But listen. Make sure you check out the Instagram, make
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: sure you check out the podcast. Till tomorrow, See later.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Bye h