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#75 - Sara Riordan of AWE Tuning · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of After Hours
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podcast. On today's episode we have Sarah
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Reardon in the shop with us. She does a bunch of stuff so she
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works at AWE Tuning. They were Performance Exhaust
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Company and she also does announcing for events such as
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the E Town Gambler events at Raceway Park and Riverside Drift
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as well. And most importantly, she's just
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a drifter. She has a bunch of cars and she
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drives at events like Club Loose.
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I know she did a few other ones this year, like the Mid Pond
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events down in Alabama I believe.
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So yeah, I we didn't know what to expect.
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I met Sarah like maybe a month ago.
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She was recommended by Chris Knapp and yeah, I met her a
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month ago at the track. I was like, oh, she seems really
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awesome. That's all I knew about her.
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We saw her again at SEMA and I introduced her to Malcolm and
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Chris and that was it. So we had no idea what to expect
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and this ended up being a really, really fun episode.
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So I hope you guys enjoy it. Let us know what you thought and
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good. All right, Mics are hot, Mike.
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Jack, they're hot. They're hot.
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All right. Well, welcome everybody.
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The Faction After Hours Podcast. We are here to bring you another
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episode and another guest. Tonight we have Honestly, I
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think I mentioned this, but you are the first female on the
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podcast, so thank you for for joining us.
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I'm honored, Yeah. So are we the first official
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female we can't forget about Princess and Haley?
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Has been. Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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absolutely. Yeah.
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We cannot forget those. But we have the announcer of the
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Gambler, it sounds like. AW, great AWE, Employee of the
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month. Thank you.
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Tell my boss. My new best friend, Sarah
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Reardon Malcolm. There we go.
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We have a live audience here. And Haley, so thank you guys for
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joining us. This is our first time meeting.
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Yes, I didn't even introduce you guys.
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We. Can know we're best friends now.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's kind of them all.
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I was like, she's awesome. Don't worry, it's gonna be.
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Fun. Thank you.
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Yeah, and I only met you like, what, a month ago?
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Yep. At that one Club Loose event?
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Yeah. Where I saw Haley and then I saw
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you and I was like, I know her. Yeah, that's the person that's
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coming on the podcast. And I had to run up and be weird
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and be like, I'm so excited to go on your button.
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Yeah, I was like, this is perfect.
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I didn't know you guys were friends, so yeah.
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As if Frankie's intimidating of of any sort, I literally did the
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same thing. I ran up to them and was like,
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hey, I I know you I. Don't know if you know this, but
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you're like really cool. Am I?
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Yes, and very stylish. Like stylish.
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Thanks. Thanks.
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I appreciate it. Coolest cars.
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Like, look at those out there. Are you kidding me when they're
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on? The ground.
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They are pretty. They're pretty.
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Thank you. I appreciate that.
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Never. I'm cool, Carl.
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I tell you this all the time. No you don't.
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I said, I said, Frankie, did you know that you accidentally built
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like probably one of the most notable as chassis of all time,
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literally. And then he's like, it's all
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right. Well, I do like it when it's on
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the ground, but it's been a while.
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It's been three years. Yeah, I was like, he's going to
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see how my drift car looks and like all the body panels.
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He's not going to be my friend. Well, it sounds like it sounds
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like Sarah is in the same boat because you mentioned you had
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four as chassis. Three with engines in them and
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one donor car to fix my most that's.
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Probably the smartest way to do that, yeah.
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It's my retirement plan really. I'm not going.
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To you mentioned that. A 401K it's going to collect as
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chassis. It's a good idea.
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I don't know if my mom would approve of that idea, Carl.
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You should do it too, because you like to buy a lot of cars,
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so. You have to get them at the
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right time from the right people.
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So I got my red one, which is what I call my grandma Spec.
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Is this your first one? No, this is once I was already
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like. Hooked up, let's do an order of
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like acquisition. So, oh, by the way, we got Ethan
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in the background grinding shit and.
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Stuff that's OK. Lends credibility to the pod.
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That's, yeah, that's what I like to think.
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It's pretty authentic. It's.
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After here at Faction Machine works.
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No, I'm just kidding. But he is doing some stuff back
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there, Yeah. Shout out, Ethan, don't get too
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excited. Stop.
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It wasn't my car either. You said like body panel repair
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and he, he like assumed Russ and like ran out of the room.
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Well, well, hold on. Your car is kind of.
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What? It is.
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Rusty. No, no, no.
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Frankie's car. I'm saying it's almost it's
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underway. We've been on kind of trying to
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bully. I don't know how much you know
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about Frankie, but we've been trying to bully Frankie to get
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it done. And I'm tired of driving by
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myself. I would wish that you had
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finished it last. Year maybe?
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Maybe last year, maybe the year before that or maybe even the
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year before that one. Yeah, yeah, that would have been
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nice, Carl. All right, anyway.
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Bullying is. The only way to get it done I
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you like bullying is half of drifting.
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You're in the pits. You bully somebody about how
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they drive. You're bullying your friends
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that are not driving. Yeah, get and give so much
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bullying. That's how I know you're a club
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loose driver, yeah. No joke.
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Those guys are not very nice. Yeah, but.
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Like, but they kind of are, though.
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They are, though. Like Frankie Beans I used to be.
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Really. If, God forbid, Frankie ever
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listens to this. Not you, Frankie.
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Don't look at me. This Frankie.
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Frankie. Like I used to be really scared
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of Frankie. I think it's because he's got
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this glorious mustache. Yeah.
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That's. Why?
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And like and like, you know, he's like kind of like a like
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more of, like a ackier dude, but like, at my height, Acky, you
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know? I'm going to have to disagree,
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because even when he was. I love mad at me when he talks
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to me. He's like, I'm like, he's
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actually a really nice guy. Yeah.
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He's a sweetie like he his mad was like, stop it dude.
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You know I'm really jealous. I think he's going to see Ice
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Spice tonight in Brooklyn. Why do you know I'm?
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Sorry, Why are you? What?
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Why? Am I jealous or why?
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I walked in. What song were you guys
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listening to when I walked in? Santa, tell me by Ariana Grande
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and that was at Carl's request. But I was telling you to turn it
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off. Guest coming?
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Yeah, he goes. Turn it off, turn the music off.
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They're here, they're here. Turn the music off.
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And I just turned it louder. I like the the commitment.
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I tried to stop it really. If you follow me on Instagram, I
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literally paused it and then from the office Frankie just
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yells at me to follow. You on Instagram, was that a
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shout out really quick? You're going to shout your
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handle out. Oh, no, I feel like it's it's,
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it's I'd just be posting whatever.
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It's not really Malcolm. Do you remember what Frankie
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Beans said in the? I'm going to be at in the front
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or something. Spit on me, he said.
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I'll be in the front row. Spit on me.
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Wait, where were you? No, this is on his story.
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He said something like Ice Spice Doja Cat who looks kind of scary
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now, but. This is what we talk about on
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here I'm. Sorry, Doja.
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Cat could definitely spit on me. I'd be fine with that.
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So keep it. Keep it pushing, dude.
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Yeah. Welcome to A.
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Drifting. It took me a while to put two
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and two together that she was the person who made that song
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Moo. You remember that bitch?
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I'm a cow. Yes, I saw him.
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She was a baddie in there, man. She just doesn't take it
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seriously, which is? It's cool.
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It's funny, I like. Oh, she's going.
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I hope. I hope.
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It sounds looks like she's going through some stuff.
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I hope she's doing. Who isn't?
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True. Like he's.
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At them because I love. This while we're besties.
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OK? What's?
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Yeah, we've been talking about her, right?
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So naturally, my phone now sends me all videos of her of Doja
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Cat. Yeah, Doja Cat.
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So I was looking today. I was like, this is Doja Cat.
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Malcolm's like, yeah, that was her.
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You know, Frankie, you kind of look girls bad.
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And then I go and then I Scroll down and there's a new one and I
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was like, what the fuck is going on?
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And. He's like, he's like, that's
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what happened. I'm like, what happened?
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What did they do? He's like, that's just what
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she's doing now. I'm like, that's like a Have you
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seen that's like a 180 dude? Yeah.
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Yes, I've seen. That's like a 180.
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Don't assume her gender type shit, but that's fine, I'm OK
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with it. It's almost like a, what, 2007
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Britney. I've just like, yes, you guys
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like shaving my head, whatever. Like I get it.
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Like, tell me you haven't lost your shit and you're like, you
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know what? I'm gone.
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Honestly, the Doji cat version is kind of cooler than.
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Britney I would agree it's a little more mentally stable in
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my opinion. I don't know about mentally
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stable. What's going on it?
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Looks cooler now that we're talking about something way far
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away than what I thought we were going to talk about.
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This is what I was hoping. I would talk to.
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I could talk to rocks totally. We're best friends.
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I think we have two pet rocks. As to any of them, any of them,
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I've shown them anyway, but the Britney Spears thing like this
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just resurfaced on my timeline. But the whole, the whole, like,
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you know, you've seen. We saw the knives.
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Who hasn't? What's with that?
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Is that? Is that Illuminati shit?
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What's up with that? I don't know.
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I. Feel so bad?
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Did you feel bad for Britney Spears?
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Yeah. She's not gonna watch this.
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She's not gonna watch this show show.
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Wipe my tears away with the money.
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It just. She'll be OK.
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I mean, that's another one. I'm big on the mental health
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thing, dude, I feel like. She looks like she's doing good.
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Wait, I mean, unless. Never mind.
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Haley's giving me a look. Frankie, like, I mean, yeah, I
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mean my, I was gonna say. I mean, I'm a little concerned,
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but you're saying she looks fine.
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I guess. Everything 's good to go.
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She's off that whole thing. We're like.
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Yeah. Whatever it was, it got a little
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more weird afterwards. After that, I think naturally
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there's gonna be a growing period.
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After that, there's gonna be a little bit of.
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AI thought I was an optimist. You got me beat the trust me,
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absolutely. Frankie, I'm just an optimist.
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You know what it is? I don't know.
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Has two knives in her Instagram Live and he's like, she's
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probably fine. She's going through a phase.
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She'll be all right. I don't know, dude.
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I didn't do enough research on that.
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I I need to go. Look at that right through the
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R&D. You're she's bipolar.
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Who isn't like I I have. I've probably been diagnosed
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bipolar. I don't know.
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I had like a doctor's appointment to get that, that
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fucking ADHD thing. And the lady, what sucks is I
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literally took the test and she was like, now I know that we
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took three tests. Oh my God.
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And she was like, you know, you're a little anxious and
13:24
depressed as well. And I'm like, you.
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Don't say give me the drugs. Hey, have you seen just?
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And then she and then I straight up said it's honestly probably
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because I'm not doing enough. You're not doing enough and.
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She was like, that makes sense. I'm like, OK, this doctor's
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appointment is bullshit. Doing enough?
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What like of life? Work on yourself.
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Crime. I don't know what are you.
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You don't ever you you too. And feel free to try to inhale
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you just because you don't have a mic.
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Doesn't mean you can't talk. You can yell at Malcolm all day.
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You just gotta yell. Really loud.
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But sometimes at the end of the day, don't you ever feel like
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you didn't do enough that day? And then you're like fucking
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it's. Me.
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The time. Every single day, yeah.
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That means you're. That's a major symptom of.
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ADHD OK, I was going to say anxiety like I can't even sit on
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the couch some days because I have 3 cars that need work and
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like. You just sitting here?
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Trucks making a weird sound. So like I have to just work
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myself to the point of it's bedtime and then go to bed.
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It does, yo, maybe I have a DHDI saw a thing today too.
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That's was another hint that I might have it.
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And then what you just said was. Like, but you read and stuff.
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Barely. What does that have to do with
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ADHD? No, no, no.
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Yeah. Wait, so is reading like not a
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if you have ADA so? For me, do you see the size of
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this paragraph? Yeah, I for me, I need to sit
14:43
there and work to read it like I need to in my head, read word
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for word. Yeah, whatever the fuck you
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have. I definitely don't.
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Because then because running around.
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Because I'm I'm reading this and I'm like, OK, after this I need
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to go do this, this, this, this, this and this and I'm already
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thinking about OK, I need to get those postings.
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Don't even know how you accomplish anything.
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Your mind is going so fast. We are the same.
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I tank through it, I read. The same sentence like five
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times. Yeah.
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Yes, yeah. Yeah, this is I.
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Might read the same sentence over and over again, and then
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might question myself if I'm slightly stupid because I
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couldn't get. The sentence yeah, yeah, like a
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problem with comprehension is what Haley is saying.
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Yeah, like like you could read something and see, I feel the
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same way, but I'm currently reading a book that was
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translated from Russian in like 1940, and I'm like, maybe it's
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just the fucking book. No masochist.
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No. You enjoy the pain?
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Yeah, that's what it. Is well, I have to fat shit, you
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know? I mean I'm like this.
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Man right here. Sarah just described.
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You you are a fucking masochist. That's why you.
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Make such good art 'cause you just have to don't artist not
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too Sarah The. Company.
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I'm sorry. No, no.
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No, no. No, to me, two 40s are art.
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I'm the special type of. Weird, I guess.
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But that one out there, I literally couldn't stop looking
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at it. That's that's the most beautiful
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car we've had in here. So I could die happy just
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staring at that thing. I like, I'll do kind of.
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It is kind. It is an art, you know.
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But but this man is not the greatest artist.
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OK, here we go. Telling you he's got to cut me
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down a little bit at least. He is the greatest artiste, no?
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But like, can we talk more about the book thing, 'cause I want to
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know if I'm like. I'm not going to diagnose you.
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I'm in no position, nor do I have the credentials to diagnose
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you as you say it. Louder, Malcolm.
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Nothing. Never mind.
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You're asking two people who are worse than you like, oh, is that
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what you said? You're asking the wrong.
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You're just. Struggling harder you.
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Just asked me the person you go to.
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So I go to read, right. I'll be like, I'll add it to my
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morning routine. I'm like I need to read in the
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morning before I go to work. Like that's what I'm trying to
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do. So if I somehow meant hey, do
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you? Have a morning routine.
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I fucking you're lucky I make it to the office.
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Same. Anyway my morning routine.
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So I I go to read and I'm like, this is just boring.
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You know what I mean? Like you ever just read, you're
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reading and you're like, I don't want to do.
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This so then why are you reading that?
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Go read something else. No, I cannot do that.
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OK, then I'm. I'm halfway through.
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What the fuck? You can't give up.
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You cannot. You would have a stroke if you
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walked into my room. There's four books that are
17:06
halfway through. Because here's what I do to
17:07
myself. I also little bit of a
17:09
masochist. I'll read something that is like
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educational or like I feel like I should be reading and it's
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entertaining. But then I read absolute trash
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as a treat. So when the one book gets a
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little too heavy, like I was reading a book on Columbine of
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all things, just cause it's I need that book.
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You want me to? I'll give it to you next.
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Next time. It's nutty like, yeah, that way.
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You'll need to depress for the. Next, you don't need to lie to
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me, that shit is not entertaining to.
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Read OK. It's just.
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It's intriguing. No, no, no.
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I'm like why? Why are they the way they are?
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So But then it'll have you staring out a window just like
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what the? So then you get the trash.
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You bring in the garbage. Give me some garbage and then
17:40
you go back to the to the hard. You could go down a rabbit hole
17:43
right now. Just dark shit because I'll get
17:45
stuck in a in a YouTube that hole and my whole fucking night
17:48
is ruined. I'm just like yes.
17:51
Well, try the treat method. Do something just stupid after
17:54
you like have had a hard time with something.
17:57
Do like your comfort show or like your comfort book or
17:59
something. That's just so dumb.
18:00
I've had to do that before. Like sometimes I've usually what
18:04
happens is I go down a 911 hole in on YouTube like literally
18:08
like once every two years. I would say this happens.
18:10
Yeah. And you know you're just
18:11
watching people fly out of buildings.
18:12
I'm like, dude, this is too dark.
18:13
I I really can't do this anymore.
18:15
I'm just picturing you in your apartment, literally just
18:19
sitting there. See, Haley does it every year.
18:22
And I. Did watch him as well.
18:23
But man, it's And then like, you always find one a new.
18:26
First of all you're never going to find anything new.
18:28
You've heard it all. But for some reason every time
18:31
you're like, oh, I must have not, I must have not seen this
18:33
one. But like, you fucking definitely
18:35
saw it. Anyway, so I remember last time
18:38
this happened, I was like, I got to just put it on a cartoon or
18:40
some. Shit.
18:41
I don't even like what you watch.
18:42
I don't watch cartoons. I don't know what.
18:44
Probably Tom and Jerry something I put on.
18:45
I probably put some darker shit from history and was like this
18:48
is fine like. Just Bojack Horseman.
18:53
I probably put on like some fucking fucking World War 2 Nazi
18:57
shit. And I was like, oh, this is
18:58
lighter, this is lighter. Viewing for tonight.
19:00
God damn. I do like me.
19:02
I'm a big murder dot guy. I've said it on this tend not to
19:05
be. I like those.
19:07
I I like. Those when there's a close, like
19:09
recently, like, I liked, I hated this one series because I was
19:13
like, they're never going to finish this shit.
19:14
The Murdoch murder one. But I was like, they're never
19:16
going to finish this shit. This shit sucked.
19:18
And then they closed it up. The guy did it.
19:20
Done. He's in jail.
19:21
Wait, but it was that two seasons?
19:24
I thought I watched one like last summer.
19:26
You'd love the first 48 then because they get it's the first
19:28
all the way through. It's like.
19:30
Dude. Hey, oh, whoa whoa.
19:33
I love murder shows. Haley.
19:35
If you want to talk about it, go on that mic.
19:36
I. Just got in my bed for bullying.
19:38
All right. I'm trying to learn a new thing
19:39
too. All right, The first 48 is all
19:41
fictional though, right? No, it's not.
19:43
It's real. It's.
19:44
Real. Straight up, I'm detective and
19:45
they have 48 hours. Technically, if you don't solve
19:48
a murder in 48 hours, you will not find.
19:51
It gets harder after the first 48 hours, like if you everybody.
19:54
Washes away shit like that. Yeah, jump borders.
19:58
And then people, people die. There's like real detectives and
20:01
they're going through it in. Tulsa OK, why is that?
20:05
Is that a thing? Isn't that Oklahoma?
20:08
That's where they that's where that guy bombed the fucking
20:10
Kevin McVeigh bombed the fucking children's thing or whatever.
20:15
You ever see that explosion? No.
20:16
Frankie the. Fuck.
20:19
Dude took out like a. A fucking building like 12 story
20:23
building Jesus. Christ.
20:24
Because he just felt like he he didn't like the the government
20:27
or something. I was like, but there's children
20:30
in the anyway, you're two 40s. Oh yeah, cars.
20:33
Let's swing this back, guys. I'm getting sad like.
20:35
That was not his name, but his name is Timothy McVeigh anyway.
20:40
The acquisition of Cars, Sarah's like I came all the way over.
20:43
Here, Once Upon a time. No, this is great, dude.
20:46
I'll go down this rabbit hole. It's going to happen again.
20:48
It's it's it's literally going to happen again in 2 minutes.
20:51
Malcolm It's going to be a long What were we just talking about?
20:53
I'll rapid fire topics too. We'll start and we'll end it.
20:56
The first four No, don't, don't, don't.
20:58
Rapid fire. Sometimes the conversation is is
21:00
fun. That was a good conversation.
21:02
As long as I stay away from the mic.
21:03
Carl will get a conversation done.
21:05
For real. Well, jump in though the.
21:06
Second I come in, I'm going to be like I don't want you to
21:08
host. Anyway, collaboration.
21:10
Yeah. Don't.
21:10
There'll be a quiz after, like, what do you mean?
21:12
Yeah. Your 1st 2:40.
21:15
OK, so that's my best one. It's an S14, it's a 1998 and it
21:19
was my dad's before it was mine. Damn dude.
21:22
I had to badger him to sell me that car when I was like 16 or
21:25
17 was. He the first owner of that.
21:26
Car. He was the 2nd owner
21:28
technically, so he got it. A guy in the Army.
21:31
Traded it into the dealership. He went there the same day and
21:33
paid like 11 grand for it. What color is?
21:36
Green that like gorgeous green 11 grand.
21:39
Is it crazy that that's like it's price?
21:42
In like 1999, no. But like today, it is literally
21:46
that price. It's an OEM.
21:48
Oh, someone offered me like 18 grand for this car it before I
21:51
took it apart. It was very, oh, it's a part
21:54
now. OK.
21:56
OK. It doesn't have a hood, and I
21:58
took a few pieces off the cooling system for one of my
22:01
other cars, OK. Oh, she's starting.
22:04
To I know I did the I did the big bad.
22:06
You should put ASR 20 in it. Is Fable in the comments or
22:09
something? No, but I'm just saying.
22:12
I thought about it. That's the car that deserves.
22:14
It I thought about it and then I thought about KATA little bit.
22:16
I don't know. Well, let's hear about the other
22:19
cars. So that's the first one.
22:20
And so the and that's I. Want to see what other cars you
22:22
got? Yeah, that's my baby.
22:23
I'll never sell it. Like, the reason I'm into cars,
22:25
I think is, 'cause my dad took me and my younger brother to see
22:28
the first Fast and Furious, like crisscross applesauce in the
22:30
backseat. I'm 32, so I think I was.
22:33
Probably I'm 33. OK, there we go.
22:34
I'm glad to be 33 in a couple weeks.
22:36
I'm 28. How old are you?
22:38
It gets worse, yeah. How old?
22:39
Are you Malcolm, 27? You little bitch.
22:42
Enjoy. Enjoy your youth.
22:44
No, I'm just kidding. My 30s have been mint.
22:46
I mean, so good. But so I was probably like maybe
22:48
10 when that first movie came out.
22:50
Yeah, okay. So we were like kids.
22:52
And my dad, like, it's going to be so cool.
22:53
This car is in this movie. And imagine your dad had a 240
22:56
car. My dad Dad did have.
22:58
Never mind. Your dad was fucking cool as
22:59
hell. My dad is all right.
23:01
Yeah, well, you know. Yeah, yeah.
23:03
And then I like, fell in with the, like, drift crowd in my
23:05
high school. And it was.
23:06
I daily drove that 2:40 to high school and I was still there was
23:10
a drift crowd. Yeah, I wanted to.
23:12
Go back. There was a few people that were
23:13
like, into Japanese cars in my high school.
23:16
Maybe like four people. Like, I don't want to get crazy.
23:19
It was in the middle of, like, I had nobody.
23:22
Yeah. Shit.
23:24
But I Jersey where Burlington like center of the state.
23:27
It's big. Burlington.
23:28
I know that town. There's a certain point in New
23:30
Jersey I went to Rowan. Alabama.
23:32
Yeah, it's like farmer farm type.
23:34
We had an FFA week. There was like multiple
23:35
tractors, like if you didn't have a tractor, they like what
23:38
your. Family doesn't have tractors,
23:40
dude. Like they would be like what's a
23:41
FFA? Future Farmers of America.
23:44
And they're so me, I know. And they would stunt, like, they
23:48
would stunt out to school in that week with their tractors
23:50
and everyone would be like, damn, that's such a sweet.
23:51
Drive. Wait, wait, wait.
23:52
Like they drove over the tractors.
23:53
To school and parked them out front.
23:55
It was the coolest thing ever. But like if you weren't a.
23:58
Farmer. We call this Pennsylvania, not
23:59
New Jersey. There's a certain this is in New
24:01
Jersey. South Jersey Technically, it was
24:04
Springfield, NJ. Oh yeah, that's a Springfield
24:07
near Springfield is near my. House, there's more.
24:11
There's got to be more than there's got to be.
24:12
More than there's Morristown. And there's Morristown too.
24:15
Yeah, yeah. I went to school in Glassboro.
24:17
So, like, I lived down there for a little bit and I would do dumb
24:21
shit a lot because you there's a lot of like, Random Woods.
24:25
Everywhere. Do just do do dumb shit in the
24:28
woods. These errands are nice, but
24:29
that's probably the other side. No?
24:31
It was like walking distance. Not walking distance but.
24:33
Wherever you brought us, that one time was.
24:35
That's where me and my friends would like or OK.
24:38
Cool people in my high school would go out into the woods and
24:40
like party or whatever and like the movies, literally.
24:44
Yeah. And so again, I was the biggest
24:47
dork, even though I drove the coolest car.
24:49
And I was like, why can't I get any brownie points?
24:51
Like, hello everyone. Probably it was like my
24:54
personality, but so we went finally like, I'm a senior and
24:57
suck like, I'm sorry, I'm. So funny now because of it.
25:00
Like I'm so funny, I hardened you up, bully me more so I can
25:03
be funnier. Like that's where my head's at.
25:05
So she ain't wrong, Frankie called.
25:08
Back like they invited me or like I got invited.
25:11
I was like Oh my God the big invite like the woods party.
25:13
Gosh, I made it. So I rang my Pathfinder.
25:16
I did Nissan Pathfinder which was also my daddy's and I didn't
25:18
realize like how difficult some of the like.
25:21
Mud holes or pits or whatever, because I've never been out
25:24
there. So my friends are all just like
25:27
sitting around deciding like who should hit this first and like
25:29
they might get stuck. Me, oblivious.
25:32
Just straight through the thing in that that pants.
25:34
How deep was it? I don't even probably upped to
25:38
the doors like up above them, but it just went straight
25:40
through. This thing was a beast.
25:41
Oh, it went through. Oh yeah.
25:42
OK, Chris's Estero, that's. What I'm telling you, they were
25:45
they're tanks. Is your dad a Nissan guy 'cause
25:48
he had a Pathfinder and a 240. And he had right now he has a
25:51
40th anniversary 370Z. My dad is a nice way cooler.
25:56
Yeah. Does he wear leather?
25:57
So how far is he from the shop? He bring him on originally from
26:01
New Jersey and then he lives in Arizona now, but I'm trying to
26:04
get him to move back. Just got Cooler Dad If you're
26:06
watching the pod move back. Frankie role model.
26:09
The only other state I love. Arizona is cool.
26:11
There's a lot of hiking. You big hiking guy.
26:13
Yeah, you look like you like granola.
26:15
Okay, moving on. Funniest thing.
26:17
Hold on, car. Sorry, Sarah is not just going
26:20
to drop the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life.
26:22
Jesus said. You look like you like granola
26:26
bitch. Their vans, OK.
26:29
I know like, but I might have looked down and they would be
26:31
like like Mountain climber 9000. No, no, I'm not.
26:34
When we do have nice boots, sure.
26:36
You hiking? I introduced Frankie to hiking
26:39
maybe last year. And yeah, literally, we went on
26:42
our first couple hikes and he wore what did What kind of
26:46
fucking shoes were they? They were like leather combat
26:49
boots, yes. Intense or like docks?
26:51
No, they weren't docks. I wasn't that dumb.
26:54
I brought my boots that I used to wear when I would, like snow
26:57
plow with my dad. I was like, maybe these will
26:59
survive. They didn't survive.
27:01
I've been on hikes. I don't mind it.
27:02
I like the outdoors, but I will be wearing vans because the
27:05
squirrels are not going to see me looking lame out here.
27:07
I mean, they're not. You're not going to get caught.
27:08
Last Well, are you going to be wearing those vans?
27:10
Yeah, that's going to be. That's caught.
27:11
On them. I don't want to eat.
27:12
No way. Yeah, that's going to be a bad
27:14
straight up. It's OK.
27:14
My dogs can't feel my feet. That's fine.
27:17
Could never. Dogs.
27:18
Would be Wait, you didn't continue the story Where?
27:21
You. He took me hiking once.
27:23
They did it as a joke, 'cause they were like, oh, he's not
27:25
going to come. Oh yeah.
27:26
And then I was like, yeah, I'll go.
27:27
And then after that, I changed my entire personality and I
27:29
hiked every single weekend since.
27:31
He hiked every weekend. What?
27:32
Rain or shine, Rain or shine. Literally doesn't matter.
27:35
Imagine you're just hiking and this guy runs into you solo.
27:39
Get the fuck out of that guy's way.
27:41
Yo, did you see Ozzy Osbourne up there?
27:43
They're like, yo, did you? See Kid Rock.
27:45
He was on the mountain. Damn.
27:47
You see Kid Rock demolishing that Nature Valley bar, dude.
27:50
Sorry, you have KBD you. You I'm not.
27:52
I'm not. Yes.
27:53
I'm calling me back. I'm calling me back, kids.
27:59
Rocky, did you finish your story with the with your party that
28:03
you finally got invited to, you fucking loser.
28:06
Yeah, I love the fucking losers right now let's bring the weird,
28:09
weird girl that drives a 240. Everyday.
28:12
OK, so you went to the party. You went through a mud pit.
28:15
Yeah, it was fun. The Pine Barrens are a cool
28:17
place. I was there.
28:18
The. Other day was Nick.
28:19
I was just thinking it's like. You kind of grew up on, you grew
28:23
up in Mawa, kinda in high school.
28:25
So that was like they could have went to the woods up there.
28:27
They there was a group that did that, but I feel like it just
28:30
wasn't, dude, it wasn't a good example of a crowd, you know,
28:33
like they were, they were like smoking marijuana.
28:36
But I was literally like what? Like 15 minutes lower than like
28:40
stag. Hill and stuff.
28:41
We never hung out in woods like it was just like this little
28:44
section of New Jersey where there's not a lot of mountains
28:47
and everywhere like this whole area.
28:50
Probably doesn't go hang out in woods, but if you go a little
28:52
bit West, what? No way.
28:54
I was going to say. I mean, I could, they weren't
28:55
like the Pine Barrens, but like we had parties in woods because
28:58
like, there was no parents. So you would like drink in the
29:00
woods? They do shit like my dad had to.
29:03
My dad had to pick me up out the woods once.
29:05
It was embarrassing. Wait.
29:07
Because you were wasted. Because I was wasted, dude, I
29:09
wasted. I weighed like 100 lbs In high
29:11
school, man. Like I was a small guy.
29:13
And then my dad is like dragging me by the arms until our minivan
29:19
throws me in. I just.
29:21
I can't remember anything except for like him going like your.
29:23
Mom's going to fucking love this.
29:25
Like or something like that. How much trouble were you in the
29:28
next day? Like a lot.
29:29
Really bad. But like, I feel like I I
29:31
remember just being really sick. Like, just obviously like, I'm a
29:34
kid drinking, it's not good for your body.
29:36
Like, so I felt pretty sick. And I think my mom was just
29:40
like, you know what you're not going to be doing?
29:43
Going outside. They feel bad for you, probably
29:46
at that point. It probably gets punishment
29:48
enough, but when? Well, I'll never learn.
29:50
Yeah. I mean, would I trade any of
29:51
those memories for the world? No, I probably know now.
29:54
Don't. Don't do that.
29:56
Maybe. Yeah, kids will be kids, dude.
29:59
I feel like I was just trying to be a cool kid.
30:00
That's the shittiest thing. You think so, Haley?
30:04
Just the kids these days will never be kids.
30:06
I think the Internet came in and ruined that because we didn't
30:09
have Internet. Definitely not, you know.
30:11
Are geriatric. Asses over here.
30:13
I thought she was going to just say me.
30:15
I was like you. Know I put the thumb back and
30:18
forth. We got, we got the Internet
30:20
like. Dial up.
30:22
Well, yeah, no, I know your Internet.
30:23
Internet made sound, I'm saying. We got, we got cell phones like
30:27
to text right at the end of high school, kind of high school.
30:30
Flip phone? Yeah, and you.
30:32
So you you both had flip phones in high school.
30:34
We're going to. Talk about this, because I had a
30:35
flip. Senior in high school, you did
30:37
What kind of flip? I fucking love this.
30:40
You you had a psychic, you would be the fucking girl.
30:41
She. Was a cool girl.
30:42
She was a cool girl. She was the shit.
30:44
I had all of them. Blackberries.
30:46
Oh no, she's she's way cool. I didn't have to.
30:49
You had BBM and all that. I wanted a sidekick.
30:51
So bad. But I just didn't.
30:52
I had a or whatever. I had them.
30:54
I started like to try to. I was, like, harassing my dad
30:56
to, like, order them on eBay for me.
30:58
And I would just, like, put my SIM cards in them.
31:00
Yeah, and like switch from 1:00 to 1:00 to 1:00 to 1:00.
31:02
Oh, so you were a drug dealer? No, I would just, like, I
31:05
grinded a lot when I was a kid, dude.
31:07
Like, I like sneakers. I would buy and sell sneakers
31:09
and shit and like to go, dude. It's past, past the you can say
31:14
you sold weed. It's no.
31:15
I was a kid, dude. I did like track and shit in
31:18
high school, like, you know. What are you saying over there?
31:21
Get her a mic. Get her a mic.
31:23
What? Phone when it was singular and
31:25
not even AT&T. Oh, with the little orange guy
31:28
prepaid. Phone with the orange guy.
31:30
Dang. Yeah.
31:32
So did you type in T9 or did you type in like the ABC's?
31:35
T9 for sure. T9 the first phone, it was like
31:37
you'd have to hit the one letter, the number, like that's
31:40
how I did it. I like the other one where you
31:42
repetitively type the the thing. I could still type on it.
31:46
I'm typing my name. I was typing my name just.
31:48
Then I know there was two of them, IE 9 and ABC or whatever
31:52
the normal. One, I use the normal one like
31:54
OEM one, you know, they're both OEM.
31:57
But if you want to see you go 1111 or whatever, that's T9.
32:01
No, no, no T9 is when it like was suggested.
32:03
Oh yeah, it would guess. So you would just hit the number
32:06
that correspond to the letter and you wouldn't have to hit it
32:08
three times, but it would just my my, my young elementary brain
32:13
could not handle that. I was like how does it know what
32:16
I'm what it's thinking or what I'm thinking?
32:18
I turn autocorrect off now. I know because it's gotten me in
32:21
trouble once, 'cause I'll just whip out a text and hit send.
32:23
And then I read it and I'm like, Oh no.
32:25
No. Way.
32:26
No. And I tell all my friends that
32:28
are really bad at texting, I'm like, turn that shit off right
32:30
now, please. Like Tom Nazaro.
32:33
Oh, it's calling out Tom. Well, calling out Tom.
32:35
Alex Avila. Who else?
32:36
Come on. Man Tom Nazare.
32:39
Is. Only good for calling people.
32:42
Yeah, Tom, just. Haley's calling Tom a boomer, I
32:44
think, right? Oh, Tom talks to Brian.
32:46
For. Like.
32:47
Hours. Yeah, He would do the same with
32:49
us, but we'd just hang up. Tom hates me.
32:51
Bro. Oh yeah, you think Tom hates Tom
32:53
hates me, dude Ryan more than. He.
32:55
Talks like I was at their shop the other day hanging out with
32:58
Nick and I feel like Tom hates. You were there.
33:00
Tom wasn't there. Oh, he wasn't.
33:01
Probably because I was there. Because he hates.
33:02
Me. I've never seen him hate
33:04
anybody, but he doesn't hate me. We just kind of like we kind of
33:06
just. I now it's a joke because one
33:07
day he was sitting here and. You were outside.
33:11
I forget what? I told him I was like, you know,
33:14
Carl thinks you hate him, so just go with it.
33:16
He's like, all right. And then, like, he walks in and
33:18
he's like, hey, Tom, he just stays on his phone.
33:20
And then he like, starts talking to Malcolm.
33:24
So then I I flat out asked I was like, why do you hate me?
33:27
We're going to squash this right now.
33:29
Yeah. He was like, because you sold
33:31
your hatch. And I was like, I can't fuck
33:33
with you anymore. And I was.
33:34
Like, but you still have a drift car.
33:35
It's whatever. No, he was kidding.
33:37
Yeah. Yeah, it was a.
33:38
Joke I I got him to pretend for a minute.
33:40
I love Tom. He's a nice guy.
33:41
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
33:44
He's all right. I knew it.
33:45
I knew it. He you throw more shade than I
33:48
was expecting. Yeah, I was expecting like, nice
33:51
granola, man. And we're getting like.
33:52
Well, you roasting me? He's also like a man bitch dude,
33:55
he. Once you brought up the granola
33:57
in the boots. You got tea?
33:59
The KBD was coming out, so he's got teeth.
34:02
I don't know it really. You really don't.
34:04
But you like tea. No, Malcolm loves.
34:07
Oh, hell yeah, Me and Malcolm. Yeah, Malcolm's the one that you
34:10
want to talk. He's like, what do you, what do
34:12
you know, what do? You know, yeah, when it
34:13
especially when it doesn't involve me.
34:16
Yeah, yeah. No more, more, more of the time.
34:18
I feel like it doesn't involve. I like to hope that it doesn't.
34:21
Involve my thing is like, if I have anything on my mind, I'm
34:23
just going to say it to everyone yeah which is way worse and.
34:28
Or better, depending on. How you better for me?
34:30
Because I don't got to worry about anything.
34:31
Yeah. Yeah, put that out there.
34:33
Yeah, like, I'll just say it. Like KBD is ugly.
34:37
Yes, like, I don't know why people.
34:38
Run that. Scoozy Daisy?
34:40
No, no, they've treated me really well.
34:42
Getting a new bumper. I mean, the owner is amazing.
34:45
Yeah, they're very nice. Frankie does some silly shit
34:48
like tag him when he's talking shit about him, yeah.
34:50
Yeah, so I I can. I feel like I can just say
34:52
they're not the most beautiful kits by any means, but no one's
34:56
ever accused me of having style, so I'm cool with it.
34:59
They they're they function how I want them to function, which is
35:01
when I'm sucking at driving. I don't destroy 11 bumpers.
35:05
Well, I think we talked about this right before we right
35:08
before we got on the air, we said, like, the idea is there.
35:12
And I also am never the one to wish I'll upon someone.
35:16
So, like, I don't want them to fail, but like, sometimes I want
35:20
them to be like, great, yeah. But then, like, I just don't
35:23
like the way they look to be able.
35:24
Well, there's no perfect things in life.
35:25
Yeah, there are. So OK, name one.
35:27
The 2002 Lexus IS300. He had that on deck.
35:32
Terminator Two. Judgment Day, the movie.
35:34
Perfect pepperoni slice from Amy cheese, and me and Daryl had it
35:39
the other day. It was like, phenomenal.
35:40
It was perfect. It was so good.
35:42
OK? Like not too oily.
35:44
Oh fuck, I'm starving. God damn it.
35:48
Come on, we always do that. You know something That's
35:49
perfect. I don't think anything that car
35:54
outside, honestly, we talked. To Sylvia, dude, it's pretty
35:57
close. Oh my God.
35:58
But so, OK, so you mentioned one, and then I believe you
36:01
mentioned two. Did you mention?
36:03
Two. No, she didn't.
36:04
She didn't. Mention No, I don't.
36:05
So I have. I've had that S14.
36:07
I'm never going to sell. It was my dad's.
36:09
I need to fix it up. I'm trying my best.
36:11
I'm only one person. But then I so then I'm a little
36:14
young 240 person. I was working for turn 14 at the
36:17
time and just it so happened to pop up on Facebook marketplace
36:20
this like clean S13 hatch stock down to the suspension.
36:26
And yes, and dude puts it up for like 2500 bucks.
36:31
I straight up took PTO. Like, that might have been one
36:34
of the reasons why they were like, hey, your job's not around
36:36
anymore because I was like, hey, I'm, I'm leaving like, right
36:39
now. Why wouldn't they understand
36:41
It's only a parts distribution company?
36:43
I don't know, dude. I don't want to talk.
36:45
I'll. But it's OK.
36:45
I was bad, all right. I mean, yeah, at the end of the
36:48
day, you are wrong. Big corporate guy.
36:49
I work for HR here. OK, wait, what?
36:53
So hold on, we're going to have a meeting after.
36:54
The left showed up. It was just as clean as it was
36:59
in person, and it was just some old guy who's like it was don't.
37:01
Feel like working on it? It was like 30 minutes away from
37:04
Turn 14. And I drove it home.
37:06
I literally like, I'll go back and get my truck later.
37:09
Like, drove it home. Yeah, you are just like, fuck
37:12
all of this. I'm gone.
37:13
Well, I and I only drive it a little bit.
37:15
I daily drove it for a while, but it's like daily driving
37:18
unreliable Japanese cars is like not the best way to not get
37:21
fired. Wait, Well, you said it was KA.
37:23
Yeah. That thing is just some oil.
37:26
OK, so all of my Kas have run phenomenal except for this one
37:30
and I cannot figure it out. I've had a lot of people try to
37:32
give me their teeth. What kind of problems again?
37:34
It just randomly will be down on power and everyone just goes.
37:38
It's whose Kas are slow but it's it's trust me.
37:40
And they are. They are And I've I've driven
37:45
AKA since I was 18. Like I think I know what it's
37:48
supposed to feel like. But yeah, true.
37:50
The end For some reason the distributor is all the way.
37:54
Either all the way advanced or all the way retarded.
37:56
That thing is off, timing by a tooth.
37:58
Probably easy. I've tried to time it.
38:00
My the I actually sold it to a friend and he sold it back to
38:03
me. He tried to time it.
38:04
I'm not saying I'm like the expert mechanic or anything, but
38:06
it's like it's spooky. Whatever, like the way the
38:08
distributor is sent. Do you set the distributor of
38:11
that thing like you do on the Sr. where you like spin it just
38:16
one before that one so when you pop it in?
38:18
Bro, I haven't. I think that it's definitely a
38:21
tooth off somewhere. Big LS guy.
38:23
So this thing's got to just give me a few more problems and we're
38:26
just on it right out of there, 'cause you go 'cause now you're
38:29
this. Where are we segwaying into #3
38:31
now? And that is the one that has the
38:33
LS. Yes, this one is an even funnier
38:35
story how I got it. So I had this one before.
38:37
I had the red one before. I worked at turn 14 and bought
38:40
the Grandma spec, as I call it. OK, I got that chassis out of a
38:45
junkyard. For 500 bucks, no wheels on it.
38:48
Winched it on the trailer on its wait wait wait wait.
38:52
How are you buying it from the junkyard?
38:53
This no one spoke English, so they were like Blanco and it was
38:57
white and so I was like see? And we just straight up on the
38:59
trailer. How did you get a title?
39:01
German Irish, right? I don't know.
39:03
No title. I knew a friend, family friend
39:06
had a junk, a different junkyard and they somehow like, did their
39:09
little junkyard magic. I have a title.
39:11
I actually probably shouldn't say this, but I have an extra
39:13
title as well. Oh, that's just chilling in.
39:16
Case. One knees One.
39:17
Or something allegedly. Allegedly.
39:19
And maybe the VIN plate that matches it, but we won't talk
39:21
about that anyway. So this that was my drift car.
39:23
I was never going to drive on the street anyway because it was
39:26
full of rust. Horrible example of a 240, like
39:29
didn't have fenders on it. It was bad and it didn't have an
39:32
engine. And I know everyone always says
39:33
like don't overbuild your car, just get C time and they are
39:36
correct. But I definitely overbuilt that
39:39
car. No, no, that that's correct.
39:41
It is 100 percent correct. Oh, sorry.
39:43
Continue. I had this car and I was like,
39:45
what engine am I going to put in it?
39:47
Like the world's. My oyster is an open engine Bay
39:49
and this car was collapsed. It needed so much work and I was
39:52
going to put an Sr. in. It was going to shed a tear at
39:55
this one. But my where?
39:56
Did you go? Wrong, I know.
39:57
Just wait. Who's the one friend?
39:59
You guys are going to start shaking your heads.
40:01
I'm not friends with him anymore, but he was a big guy at
40:04
the time. And he's like 3 VC's are where
40:06
it's at, like the VQ is. Like 250 wheel.
40:11
I know, I know, dude. It's OK.
40:12
Tell me a piece of shit 250 wheel and they only weigh a few
40:15
pounds more than an Sr. Like they're not that and if the
40:19
engine would work, they're right.
40:22
But dude, I blew up three of those trying to figure it out.
40:24
And when I put that in the South chassis, it was so long ago it
40:27
was like shit, like 2000. So you.
40:29
Did I am thinking you put the VQ in there?
40:31
Put the VQ in there. And I have a couple.
40:33
I made a couple of friends in Mid Pond, that dude that.
40:35
And they drive like absolute animals.
40:37
I know, I forgot their names. A hipster Brian.
40:41
Hot. I feel like it was more of like
40:42
an old school thing. Like didn't MA offer that as
40:45
like a package at one point I when I remember that on Brians.
40:49
Podcast. When I did it, nobody was doing
40:52
it. So like I had hodgepodge the
40:54
mount kit together that like didn't fit good and like had to
40:56
notch the firewall to get the top of the intake to fit.
41:00
I know he, he. Tons of red flies, I promise
41:02
you. Tons.
41:02
This was early in my days of like modifying.
41:04
Cars. It's not that bad.
41:05
You have to flash the ECU to remove the securities because it
41:08
like the ECU, they're like Nats or whatever they're it's looking
41:11
for the key or it won't stop. Yeah, so I had.
41:13
So the tuner supposedly flashed it and I was trying to get this
41:16
thing to start for like a week and I'm like what about I do
41:19
wrong? Cutting a firewall apart to put
41:21
a VQ. It was just the top of it.
41:22
It was just a cow. Just the cow.
41:24
But I know it's OK Tell me I'm stupid.
41:26
It's fine. I'm going to cry.
41:27
No, it's fine. The first one blew up 7 laps
41:31
into my first drift event and I dude, that was my Britney
41:34
Spears. I don't have the patience I was.
41:36
I was like. Good.
41:37
Please. Did you buzz your head?
41:39
I thought about it. I thought about it, dude.
41:43
Just absolutely locked up because they have oil
41:45
consumption issues. The stock oil pump we'll like
41:49
cut out a high RPM, which is like the whole point of had like
41:52
what, 7 laps though well so that.
41:54
Shit had some funky shit from the RIP.
41:56
It's because it was sitting. I'm a theory.
41:59
Those motors don't like to sit. So the second one did all my
42:01
research online on the forums. Again, this is before anybody
42:04
had a kid or anything. It was all just like whatever I
42:06
could find. My buddy wired it up.
42:07
When was this about like 2010? Oh wow.
42:11
Yeah. So like, I should not have done
42:12
this. I wish I could go back in a time
42:14
machine. I learned a lot about cars.
42:15
Drifting for a while and I shouldn't be better, right?
42:18
No, I don't have no idea. But holy shit so bad you might
42:21
have been drifting longer than I have.
42:23
Well, OK, it took me 3 years to build the car.
42:25
So if I built it in 2010, I was drifting in 2012 or 13.
42:29
OK, so I'll say you you can you beat me?
42:31
I was a Wheeler LED but I would go out, I would do like an
42:34
event, break the car and then I would be fixing it for another
42:37
year and then I would go out and I would do 2 events next year
42:40
like no. No way I.
42:41
Didn't know you got one of those experiences.
42:44
Shit, I know a lot of other people.
42:46
Plus, I'm dumb, so like, I don't.
42:47
Pick those up quickly. No, no, no, no.
42:49
We're creative, OK? Yeah.
42:52
I don't pick things up quickly, but so the second motor, I
42:55
someone's like we're pulling this out of AZ to put an LS in
42:57
it and I'm like sick. There we go, this friend, they
43:02
were like it was running this morning.
43:03
I was like, I'm going to get it. We went down in Maryland with my
43:05
dad. We picked up the motor.
43:06
I had researched in my forums on what's wrong with it it the HR
43:11
oil pump bolts right on. I did everything behind the
43:13
little clamshell when I had it out and I had that motor from
43:16
being pulled out of that Z to in my car and running in like 2
43:19
days. And that motor ran for about
43:22
Four Seasons, four or five. Seasons and then what?
43:24
And then I was at Shenandoah and I and dude, that place.
43:27
Like back. I don't know who ran it back
43:29
then, but it was a absolutely an astronomical amount of seat
43:31
time. So and I'm the type of person.
43:34
That oh the yeah, if like the Oval.
43:36
Shenandoah or at Summit Oval, Shenandoah.
43:38
OK, I've been there as well. So I like to go.
43:40
I'm the type of person that if it's my session because I vote
43:43
club Blues drifter, I'm in that seat until the session's over,
43:46
start to finish, unless my car is broken.
43:47
So I'm out there to getting as many laps as I can because I'm
43:49
like repetition. Let's go.
43:51
We can figure this out. And I was transitioning off the
43:53
bank trying to get that without spinning over and over and over
43:57
and over and it sucked the oil pan dry and locked that motor.
44:00
Up what the? Ready.
44:02
OK, but hear me out. I changed my oil between every
44:05
single event. It's the baffles.
44:06
Maybe it's a oil baffling thing she.
44:09
Probably was driving burned. That's.
44:11
A bank there, maybe? Because it's.
44:14
You know it burned through. It burned through.
44:16
It burned the three quarts. That's a different problem.
44:19
When I dropped the pan and I took all the oil out, it only
44:22
gave like 2 quarts and it's supposed to have 5.
44:25
Well, there's a different problem.
44:26
There's your problem, brother. It's those motors.
44:28
So it's your problem, brother. At that time I was working with
44:31
a former like Pro 2 driver and he had an LS in his car and it
44:36
just was like Legos, how easy this went together and I was
44:39
like, what am I doing with my life?
44:41
Is it really? It is so easy dude.
44:43
I built one block up. I built an an iron block LS and
44:46
again let's go back to I am dumb.
44:48
So if I can do it, literally anybody can do it, then you get
44:50
a big fat. Cam, that one's still in your
44:52
car. Yeah, I I built it two winters
44:55
ago with my friend's dad and he's a sweet Angel.
44:59
Now this is not I. Don't think we can convert you
45:01
to Sr. you like. The way you just talked about LS
45:04
was can you convert? Yeah, and the tattoo.
45:06
It makes sense though. Like honestly on paper it
45:10
literally and LS makes so much sense and I think it's because
45:13
one video I forgot who's I think it might have been Hertz, but
45:15
Hert has a video where they blow one up and then they go to a
45:17
fucking Advanced Auto or an AutoZone or whoever their
45:19
sponsor is and they fucking bowed ahead.
45:22
I was like, oh. You can do that I.
45:24
Always tell people when they walk in here and they say some
45:26
dumb shit like I'm going to put a VQ in my car, I'm fight them,
45:29
put ALS call me, I will show up here and just.
45:32
Let me give you my friend. Sarah AVQ is not as bad as like,
45:36
what's the other one? What do you?
45:39
What? Why are you looking?
45:40
At me talking like Toyota V8 HR. Oh a UZ.
45:43
UZ yeah, I'm going to put a one. UZ why are you going to put a
45:46
difficult V8? In your car, just like the one
45:50
UZ is used by people, smart people it's got. 4 cams, doesn't
45:55
it? It is a quad Cam.
45:57
OK, so we don't need knowledge. We don't need that.
46:00
Technology. I can put this liquid death can
46:02
on it and it'll run. It won't even fucking shake.
46:05
The whole point is that you're sitting on good.
46:06
I don't. Need that chop, Sarah.
46:10
That's going to fucking get it, dude.
46:13
The one UZ I'll be in there sipping fucking.
46:15
No, dude, OK, you. I just picture you just with
46:18
your car that doesn't move when it's idling with like your
46:20
classical music on and a chandelier hanging from.
46:23
The. Yeah.
46:23
And then you're like right there next to me, like, no, like that
46:29
is. Me Jesus.
46:31
But so that is your C time car and that car is good to go C
46:34
time car. What's more reliable than an LS
46:37
powered car like? Literally a 2JZ GE OK, I guess
46:40
if you just. It's slow as shit though, so now
46:43
you don't. Now you don't get that.
46:45
How about a real one? Jay-Z here.
46:47
You know Turbo. I guess that's good.
46:50
Yeah, those are good. Too.
46:51
That would be the equivalent to an LS in my head, 'cause I'm
46:56
like, those are good, they sound good, they're iron, they're
47:00
heavy as fuck, and they're not even that expensive, though, but
47:04
neither are LSS, so. LSS are I have another junkyard
47:07
story with the LS. I got it for like.
47:10
Oh, is it one of those 100 bucks from a junkyard?
47:12
It's an LM 7, so it's a 53. Truck motor didn't have an
47:15
intake. On it's my engine on my truck,
47:17
yeah, it's so sweet, full of rust.
47:20
And I we sent it to the machine shop to see if that we could
47:23
just hone out the rust, which was possible.
47:25
But they called up there like, it's too much pitting and
47:27
they're like do you want, they're like do you want to
47:29
board over? I was like, sure, Oh my God, we,
47:35
like, almost have to Weird. OK, let's do it.
47:38
Wait. OK so this is so I catfished
47:43
myself into building like from a new block like block up building
47:47
that motor oversized Pistons. It already had Gen. 4 rod stock
47:50
crank stock heads, which is where it's like limiting the
47:54
power, but I definitely don't need any more horsepower to get
47:56
myself in trouble. With and then you have to change
47:58
what like that intake manifold. I feel like it's got a, it's got
48:01
a. Fast intake, it's got just an
48:03
LS1 intake on it. Is that like the plastic one?
48:07
Where? OK.
48:08
And then just a big fat Cam like I called BTR and I was like,
48:11
what'll get me in trouble? And they sent it to me.
48:13
They're like, what's gonna, what's gonna get me all the
48:16
ladies? And they're like, they're like,
48:18
don't you worry. So it chops like crazy.
48:21
It chops. That's all you want you got.
48:23
You got people outside of your window.
48:24
Go. Chop.
48:27
Get the chop. So how much power does it make?
48:30
Almost 400. It was like 390 something and
48:32
then 400. Torque it was.
48:34
That was the first time I got to see my car on a dyno and dude.
48:38
Those are fucking. Sweet numbers.
48:39
What the fuck? I know cause 'cause it's bored
48:42
over, dude. How was your dyno experience?
48:45
It was a Dyna pack, so it wasn't like the True Pure.
48:49
What is? What is?
48:50
That the one that bolts on. But were you scared?
48:54
Oh yeah, 'cause I built the motor, dude.
48:56
And I was like. Didn't I?
48:57
Tighten anything I would be. Freaking.
48:59
Out. Oh my gosh.
49:00
Yeah. Even like like I assemble an
49:01
engine or something with my friends or something that, you
49:03
know, let's go to. I remember we were Dynoing it at
49:06
prime Tuning and you're just in the corner sweating.
49:08
Everyone's like, yo, this is sick.
49:10
And I'm just like my Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
49:14
I'm like, did I put every bolt in?
49:15
Fuck. Literally.
49:17
And even worse, I was trying to. It was like halfway through the
49:20
season and I was like, all right, I'm going to try to make
49:21
this event. Here's my cut off.
49:23
And I didn't. I started it, it ran, and then
49:25
we went to the Dino like a couple days later and we broke
49:29
it into the parking lot. Oh God.
49:31
Yeah, yeah, but. Some people don't.
49:32
That probably isn't a good thing.
49:34
I feel like I gap the rings with a grinder.
49:37
What did? You just also probably not a
49:38
good thing, but hey, what? Kind of grinder?
49:40
Are we talking about like an angle grinder in a vice?
49:43
Just like tightened it down the vice and just took the little
49:46
and then measured it and then. That sounds kind of normal.
49:49
I thought. There's got to be a tool for
49:50
this, but I didn't have it. What kind of grinder?
49:52
Or you mean like like actual Harbor Freight grinder?
49:55
So you had like an angle grinder and it wasn't on, it's just
49:57
sitting there and you're using it as a file.
49:59
Is that essentially? Yeah, there's two little.
50:02
I don't know what the hell we're talking about.
50:04
I know if you wanna know the most ghetto way.
50:06
To some back there, yeah, let me know.
50:09
I feel like if you have an LS you could do shit like that 100%
50:12
and like, So what it? And then it drinks 3 quarts of
50:14
oil a little bit. It made some blow by in the
50:16
beginning, but like you know, just keep your eye on it just.
50:18
Keep putting more Lucas in it. Yeah, things, I said.
50:22
To make my soul feel better. The rings are just seeming,
50:24
yeah. Don't don't worry about that
50:26
smoke coming out the back. Is that a thing?
50:29
Yeah. So yeah, like on on a new build,
50:31
it'll, I don't know about other engines.
50:33
Yeah, it's all the same. I mean, Ethan thought his rings
50:35
were seating for three years. So spicy.
50:37
That's. I did not.
50:38
I don't. I don't know these kinds of
50:39
things. I've only ever built.
50:41
Or when I say I I mean Chris built an engine for me and it
50:45
was like that. Was it and everything?
50:47
Yeah. It was bone bare bones like I
50:49
had the deck hot tank and decked.
50:53
Like, yeah, yeah, you the whole, the whole short.
50:56
The whole shebang. Chris rebuilt it, not to bring
50:58
this card in, but I feel like everybody has help, like
51:01
everybody has help. No ones done anything like
51:03
completely by themselves, but it's like when I say that.
51:06
About to say she did it all by herself.
51:08
No, no, no, I I had help. Everyone has help.
51:10
Everyone's got their friends to have them learn something.
51:12
But it's like if you're a chick and you're like, yeah, I had so
51:14
and so help me, They're like they did it and you watched.
51:17
That's 100% what people think I know sucks.
51:20
It is really. It is.
51:22
I mean, yeah, it sucks, but I'm just.
51:24
Saying in general, that's what people And it's like, like what
51:27
part of your Dick did you use to build that motor, dude?
51:29
Because I got hands in a brain, too, you know, just Is that a
51:33
shortcut? We believe you.
51:34
OK. Thank.
51:35
You, I was going to say. Having that conversation just
51:36
now, I didn't really get that vibe.
51:38
I feel like also you wouldn't have described it as much as you
51:40
would have. It's just like strangers when
51:42
they walk up to me. Or be proud of it like you are
51:44
like the car's the car's shitty so like if you saw it you'd be
51:47
like she did this. But no joke, it was me and my
51:50
friend's dad talk like Mr. Miyagi D me through the whole
51:53
thing and it was such an awesome learning experience.
51:55
It's probably it. It's.
51:57
I'm sure we'll see it out there. I feel so you drove a lot this
51:59
season. How do you like?
52:00
How do you balance all that because?
52:02
You announce the gambler. You also I'm assuming full time
52:05
working, yes for. AWE, you said yeah, so you're
52:08
doing that. So how the how do you balance
52:11
it? They're really cool and super
52:12
understanding for me being like, hey, in the summer, like I'm
52:15
never going to be around on the weekends, like don't expect to
52:17
ever see me. Yeah, so they're they're cool.
52:21
Maybe project Manager actually? Carl's always looking for a job,
52:25
not saying he doesn't like his current job.
52:27
I love my job, but we'll see. I think I drove trying to think
52:32
how many events, maybe like 4, maybe 3.
52:34
Not enough. Yeah, but you know.
52:37
And you still say because you said you sucked earlier.
52:40
I do. You do.
52:40
I went to Mid Pond and there's like.
52:42
You don't suck. Holy shoot.
52:43
If you could drift me. I loved your most in the pond.
52:46
Oh yes, finally, almost. You want me to show you the
52:49
video? I want someone to go into the
52:50
pond. I didn't go in the pond because
52:51
I was determined, like it's not going to be me you're.
52:53
Saying like you almost like walked up to it and then Ken
52:56
told you, hey, don't go in there, there's rebar in there.
52:58
We were running reverse and oh. Reverse and someone's like let
53:01
me chase you. And then and so I'm in the chart
53:03
like because like I don't feel like I'm good enough for tandem.
53:06
So it's like let me chase you. I'm like.
53:08
Sorry, You're supposed to say that then.
53:09
Yeah, well, I let people bully me.
53:11
So I'm like, I'm like, fuck it, whatever.
53:14
So I I'm running reverse. I was on the Big Bob tires.
53:17
My friend Bobby let me borrow his tires.
53:18
So I went from A2, a 17235 to an 18265.
53:22
And I'm like, Oh my God, this car is fast.
53:24
So we're coming around. And it was a section where
53:27
you're like, I was trying to connect it, but I'm not very
53:29
good. So it was like where some people
53:31
with lower horsepower might monji.
53:33
I was like, let's just fucking grabby, break and see.
53:35
Before you go into the bus stop, before you go into that hairpin
53:38
so that if you fuck up, you're going in a pond.
53:41
So I had done it, all right, not great.
53:44
And then I did it good. And so like, I got all this
53:46
falsified confidence and then I went into it and like it.
53:50
It I think I grabbed foot break, which is not the right thing to
53:52
do. And it like whipped me straight.
53:54
And then I'm facing the pond and I was like fuck, and I look over
53:58
at the pits and everyone's like this, but I didn't go in the
54:00
pond. I thought Tom.
54:01
Nazar was going to be the. First one you skipped through
54:04
the middle like and. Just started hightailing it
54:07
towards the wall, not really. So when I say almost it was like
54:10
the closest anyone was that weekend.
54:11
It was just like 2 tires off into the grass.
54:14
But then the only thing between me and the pond was like air.
54:17
Oh God, so. Yeah, no, there's there's stuff
54:20
in there, 'cause I was going to, I asked if I could bring a kayak
54:22
and they said, no, really, 'cause it was inflatable.
54:25
Oh yeah, yeah, OK. They have like that hard paddle
54:27
boat thing, that. I got to play on the paddle
54:29
boat. Yeah, I didn't go on the paddle
54:30
boat, 'cause when one person's on the paddle boat, it like
54:32
leans really hard. And you need to put two You just
54:34
look even more lonely than you already are.
54:37
And I was like, this is not good for my mental health right now,
54:39
so I'm not going to get in the paddle boat.
54:42
No one would go in the battle boat with you.
54:43
I didn't want to. Answer Where was Haley like she?
54:45
Wasn't. Yeah.
54:46
What kind of friend this is my passenger Princess, no.
54:50
Give her the mic. Give her the mic.
54:52
Oh oh so you need the cool kids. Got to drift on the street.
54:57
St. No.
54:58
Yeah, it was a street dude. That that shit looked that looks
55:01
so sweet. I can't even hate that looked so
55:03
cool. Yeah, that was cool.
55:04
One day, but mid pond though I love it pond.
55:07
What's up with Mid Pond? Why does everyone go there?
55:09
It's fun as shit. What else is not to get?
55:11
Because there's this. Thing the owner's dope.
55:13
Did you get to meet Ken, the owner?
55:14
Ken was such a sweetheart. He is the man I love.
55:17
Ken, even though I can back a trailer, it's still like the
55:19
tightest pit ever. And like, everyone is there and
55:22
everyone's got a bigger trailer than you.
55:23
So I was kind of like, fuck. And Ken's like, don't even worry
55:26
about it. So nice, like helping me.
55:27
He was like, here's how he put it in.
55:28
I had to put it all the way in the woods.
55:30
And I was like, Ken, I don't think I got this.
55:31
And he was like, don't worry, you got this.
55:32
So I got a T-shirt with his face on it.
55:35
Yep. He's really.
55:35
I got a hat. Yeah.
55:36
It's a Red Hat, though, so it just looks like a MAGA hat.
55:39
I liked it because third or fourth shout out of the pod to
55:42
fable hot laps the entire time, dude.
55:44
And I was a little worried because I was like, can I handle
55:47
hot laps? But you just count if there's
55:48
six cars on. If there's not, you just go and
55:51
you keep on going. And I was like, this is sweet.
55:54
Yeah, you. Don't want to be that person
55:55
who's on there for too long, you know?
55:57
I always felt too, I would do like 7 or 8 laps and then I get
56:00
off. Yeah, my car was.
56:02
That was the event where I probably worked on my car the
56:04
most. So it would be like I would keep
56:05
going and then something would happen.
56:06
I'm like, I gotta check this or I gotta check that I have a
56:08
brand new fuel cell in it with no like level sender.
56:11
So I was like kind of gun try on how much fuel I had, so I kept
56:14
checking. That.
56:15
So fucking racist it is. No joke.
56:17
I accidentally built a Pro Am card.
56:19
Do you want to know why it has a fuel cell in it?
56:21
Because I'm assuming you ran into a fuel issue.
56:23
Well so the when I first built it got.
56:25
Rust in it. Thank you.
56:27
The out of the junkyard, I took the first VQ apart and I was
56:30
like, why did this blow up? And I was doing a little
56:32
investigation, like Bill and I have a science guy in there.
56:34
What's happening? So I took everything apart, took
56:36
that whole engine apart, had all the pieces out.
56:38
I was like this really peak Lego guy, 'cause I'm a big Lego guy.
56:43
I took the injectors and I was like, what's with this?
56:45
And I like, tapped it on a table and just rust.
56:47
So I was like, I don't know if that was the cause, but it
56:49
definitely wasn't good. So I was like, oh, I'll just get
56:51
a new, a new fuel tank, go on the old Google 24240 fuel tank
56:55
$800. And more.
56:57
Now it's over a thousand. OK F that dude.
57:00
So, so I just got a summit fuel cell for like 200 bucks back
57:03
then which did not have a bladder in it and I ran that for
57:06
like six or seven seasons. And then I let someone drive my
57:10
car over this summer and they did so good in it and then they
57:15
hit they stuffed it in a wall like back front and like
57:20
destroyed the back part of my car.
57:22
It cracked the fuel cell which I'm just going to be thankful
57:25
that since I did not have a proper fuel cell that it wasn't
57:28
like catastrophic burn the car down.
57:30
So I was like, thank my lucky stars, went and bought a proper
57:32
legal fuel cell with the bladder with the foam in it so I
57:36
wouldn't have the sloshing issue.
57:38
Fuck yeah. I'd be like, oh shit.
57:41
Pro am Shit that is well, it's cage now Tube front.
57:44
So you tuber, you have actually a Pro Am car.
57:47
I do. Yeah, like you have a race car.
57:49
I'm literally and it shops at it's is it a football helmet?
57:54
Does it have a football helmet as it does?
57:56
You know what that is because the.
57:58
Has. 1. That's really like a thing, I
58:01
thought. We just made that up so I never
58:02
run a front bumper because I will like again first.
58:05
Of all you have KBD, you have no excuse.
58:08
Let's hear the. Excuse, just got it.
58:10
I'm sorry. You just got it.
58:12
Yeah, 'cause she's in, we can show a picture of my car.
58:14
I guess it's goofy looking, but I'll always like go out and I'll
58:17
hit something and it'll boop the the bumper off and then so I'll
58:20
be like that's. Part of life, Sarah.
58:21
I'm not putting the six zip ties it takes with this back on you.
58:26
Should we started drifting at the same time?
58:28
That's why it makes me sorry. It's OK.
58:30
So here's the thing, like keep bullying me and I'll fix my ways
58:33
so. I know you will, but that's
58:35
going to it's going to be a long Rd.
58:37
It makes you tougher. Imagine if like you were worried
58:39
about the bumper. And like.
58:41
She was worried about the bumper.
58:42
That's why she I wasn't I just now she.
58:44
Doesn't I'm lazy CBD? Went on.
58:46
That's the common denominator. I just didn't.
58:48
Want if I see if we're at the same event and the bumper is
58:52
off, and I see you have a bumper with you, that's different.
58:54
If you didn't have one, it's literally not even know that
58:57
it's KBD. I'm going to be like, what
58:58
happened to it? Did it explode into a fiery
59:02
melting? No, it looks the same way it did
59:04
when it was folded in the box. So my brain goes, my brain goes,
59:08
don't don't waste the seat time dude.
59:09
Just like put the bumper on the ground and go back out and he
59:12
put his mic down. Don't waste the seat time bro.
59:16
I'm so lazy. Just zip tie it back on.
59:18
I feel like you. I'm over here.
59:19
Fucking dude. No, obviously there's two
59:22
different fucking ways to. I feel like I wouldn't even say
59:25
waste. It's a it's a fatal flaw that I
59:26
have that I will work on. You can.
59:28
Call it a fatal flaw, but there's a lot of people that are
59:31
like that, so. Would you OK if you wanted to
59:34
summarize it like how you OK. Do you see difference in your
59:38
driving from when you have no bumper versus with it?
59:41
No, it's literally it's a it's a body panel.
59:43
She's. Like, no, It's a laziness thing.
59:45
It's literally a laziness thing. It's a laziness thing.
59:48
I am 100% function over form. Like I'll never say I have a
59:51
good looking car. That's why I idolize with you
59:53
and your bills, because they're so pretty and that's just
59:56
something I'm not good at. I'd like to get better at it, so
59:58
it might. Go so you like it, but you.
1:00:00
I don't want to do it. 'Cause I.
1:00:02
'Cause it interferes with. This.
1:00:03
It's not that I don't want to do it.
1:00:05
It's just I have again I have squirrel brain like you and I've
1:00:08
so much kind of do a little bit. I'm noticing that you guys are
1:00:11
kind of similar. We're vibing.
1:00:13
It's like, so my brain's like did you check this?
1:00:15
Did you check this? Why is the diff making this
1:00:17
sound? And I have all this mechanical
1:00:18
stuff and I'm like, fuck a bumper, but I my goal next year
1:00:22
is #1 car all one color and I wrapped it myself and it's so
1:00:26
bad and so paint or. Well, it's KVD.
1:00:30
You kind of have to be a wrap. You can't paint kit.
1:00:32
Don't. I don't.
1:00:32
I don't know if you can or can't, but it's so gooey.
1:00:35
Like I would think the paint would just crap.
1:00:37
It's not a good word to describe a body kit, but no, she's right.
1:00:40
Though in the sun, it's gooey, It should be gooey.
1:00:43
No, like haze. Piece of bubble gum.
1:00:45
Haze, I think, Matt. And then they paint.
1:00:47
Yeah, you gotta talk to the haze guys.
1:00:49
OK, again, not talking out of my ass.
1:00:51
I just don't know enough about it.
1:00:52
I assumed I don't know, Sarah. Brain.
1:00:54
I don't know. It's a good assumption and and
1:00:56
there is a problem. You gotta put like flex additive
1:00:58
or some shit in the paint. It's.
1:00:59
Adhesive. Promoter or something.
1:01:01
Did you say it sounds expensive? Yeah, how many yeehaws off track
1:01:04
can I do before I crack that paint?
1:01:07
Probably How many Yeehaws off track do you?
1:01:09
I try not to do any, but sometimes I'm getting the vibe
1:01:12
that you're pretty decent at getting, I feel like.
1:01:13
Yeah, 'cause she just said she drove at Mid Pond.
1:01:16
So I'm like and she was hot lapping.
1:01:18
Stop that me. Nah, you're good, you're good.
1:01:20
And you got a Pro Am car and she's got a race car.
1:01:23
Got. And you got a Pro 2 license?
1:01:25
So you're like. Seeing stuff, you're seeing it
1:01:26
go down. Up here knows how to drive and I
1:01:29
used to spot so I know how. How to like, give people tips on
1:01:32
that's how I got the announcing gig because I was sitting there
1:01:35
spotting for someone and I there was other girls around me and
1:01:38
they're like, hey, Sarah, like, how do you do this?
1:01:39
And I was like, dude, anyone can do it.
1:01:41
Here's what you look for. So I was like, breaking down
1:01:43
what I look for. I didn't say all the secrets
1:01:45
because, you know, we are at a competition after all.
1:01:47
But I was like, here's the jet, the general.
1:01:49
I like to win more than anything.
1:01:51
You and Carl are very similar. I'm going to win.
1:01:53
No, I don't. I don't always have to fuck.
1:01:56
You I'm so competitive. But I was telling like I want to
1:01:59
help out other chicks that are like trying to do this.
1:02:00
So I'm like no gatekeeping. I'm like here's what you look
1:02:03
for da da look. If how hard they flick on the
1:02:05
entry like look for a clutch kick or an E brake and like how
1:02:07
do you have an E brake. Look for the wheels locking up
1:02:09
look for a little puff of smoke see if they do this here do this
1:02:12
here. And as I'm like breaking down
1:02:13
the run but I forget who was in the tower there.
1:02:16
I think it was Mike Perez. I, I maybe it was someone else.
1:02:18
But they're like, hey, sorry, you want to just do this?
1:02:20
And I was like, ha ha ha, no way.
1:02:21
And they're like, no, seriously, like, grab the mic.
1:02:23
And I did like 1/2 an event up there.
1:02:24
And I was like, oh, I kind of love this.
1:02:27
And then the first mic nap initially was like, listen, we
1:02:30
can't pay you. And I was like, that's totally
1:02:32
fine. I kind of, I kind of love this.
1:02:33
Like, I'll do it anyway. And then the next season,
1:02:35
they're like, all right. You got you and Mike have like,
1:02:36
a really good rapport on the mic.
1:02:38
We want to bring you back in and we'll actually, like, pay you
1:02:40
this time. And I was like, yeah, that's
1:02:41
cool. I had dreams.
1:02:43
To do stuff like that, man. Carl would love to do that too.
1:02:46
But I can't. Just.
1:02:47
The problem is, is my. I'm watching it and what would
1:02:51
probably end up coming out of my mouth is like the emotion I'm
1:02:54
feeling for it. Not like, not like the.
1:02:57
Oh, they're checking up. Or they're they missed that
1:03:00
zone. It would just be a hodgepodge of
1:03:02
garbage, and I feel like it. That would be the downfall of
1:03:04
me. I don't think it would because
1:03:06
you're allowed to get excited because if the announcer gets
1:03:08
excited, the crowd gets excited. So if you're like, Oh my God,
1:03:10
he's on his door. Like, that's not a very
1:03:12
technical thing to say, but I've definitely said that.
1:03:14
Before I would be geeking. And then I geek out.
1:03:16
Sometimes I'm standing up if you like, look back and I'm like
1:03:18
jumping up and. Down fucking totally be.
1:03:20
And but then if there's a replay so you can make more cut, you
1:03:23
can say, oh, now that I'm seeing the replay, I noticed this isn't
1:03:25
this, It's just like and I've watched a.
1:03:28
I'm not a very good driver, but I've watched a ton of drifting
1:03:30
to. Feel like you're going to be a
1:03:31
very good. One day, well, so I'm a slow
1:03:33
learner with keep the bumper on. I'll, I'll keep the bumper on.
1:03:36
It's all going to be one color. We're going to be a little bit
1:03:39
more stylish and all of a sudden, uh, I've had some events
1:03:41
where I'm like, I'm killing it. And I've had some events where
1:03:44
I'm like, I'm not. But I mean it's that's.
1:03:47
What drifting is right? Yeah, that's totally what
1:03:49
drifting is. Except if you have an Sr., then
1:03:51
it's I'm killing it or the car's broken.
1:03:53
Yeah, I've noticed that SRS are for cool people and I'm.
1:03:56
I'll never be a cool person, patient people.
1:03:58
Yeah, like if you are just so freaking cool you have a car
1:04:01
with an Sr. in it. What motor would you like to
1:04:04
have if it wasn't an LS? And like, it's just like a oh
1:04:07
that's a cool. 1J1J for sure that's a good.
1:04:12
Yeah, replacement. They're reliable.
1:04:16
They're more reliable than SR20. I'm a fucking smoky one day
1:04:19
watch. Here we go.
1:04:20
You guys want to judge me? The only turbo or forced
1:04:24
induction car I've ever owned is my EcoBoost F-150.
1:04:27
I've only had one turbo car. Actually, no.
1:04:29
I mean, it could be lamer. Had to.
1:04:31
I had a Subaru. OK, here's the other thing I'm
1:04:34
talking about. Why do you have a Ford truck
1:04:35
when you got a LS engine? I know, I know.
1:04:38
So here's the thing, Chevy, definitely.
1:04:40
I don't know how Chevy blew their load on the motor and
1:04:42
didn't design any of the rest of the vehicle.
1:04:44
Well, in my opinion I I will say Ford makes a nice looking truck.
1:04:50
It wasn't. Going on here.
1:04:51
It wasn't about looks at all, It was about the heat boots.
1:04:54
No. Hold on, Hold on.
1:04:55
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Never in a fucking million years
1:04:58
would I have ever heard they do the F2 fifties and those trucks
1:05:02
look. Sweet.
1:05:03
Here's the problem. No tie or die, the roof line is
1:05:06
above most buildings. Most structures of a Ford, yeah.
1:05:09
Like, why is the roof so high? And then it keeps going higher
1:05:11
and higher. The windows just keep getting
1:05:13
taller. I'm like, are people?
1:05:14
Growing Brian. Have a Ford now.
1:05:16
He just got one, yeah. That's what he.
1:05:19
Did he was a Chevy? I'm.
1:05:20
Mentioning Brian again, I'm so sorry.
1:05:22
It's Okay. Same thing.
1:05:26
I worked for American Trucks. Which is like an online brand.
1:05:29
They like, resell parts, but the whole thing, the premise of what
1:05:32
I did there was all day long, 7:30 to 4:00, you put
1:05:35
aftermarket parts on, you take them back off all day like a
1:05:38
mandala, like I'm making it in the sand, dude, like a lift kit.
1:05:42
I would put one on and then I would take it back off.
1:05:44
If you want an exercise in patience and not flipping the
1:05:46
fuck out, why are you doing this?
1:05:48
Why? Are you doing this?
1:05:49
That was that was what I did for that they install videos.
1:05:52
Sorry, I should have explained that.
1:05:53
So install videos so that the person who goes online beep beep
1:05:56
beep buys their part feels. Confident installing it,
1:05:59
especially if it's my dump. My big old head on the You are
1:06:01
perfect for that, yeah. What?
1:06:03
Well, I worked it. That's.
1:06:05
I do a little bit of that now. So we do install videos, but
1:06:07
it's like only ever exhaust. So I say the same effing thing
1:06:09
over and over and over again this exhaust sounds.
1:06:12
Good. Make sure you line up the clamp,
1:06:13
not over. One of the slides this can.
1:06:15
Make sure you rotate. Is everyone adjusting properly?
1:06:17
Is everyone going to adjust it properly?
1:06:19
Can't you? Can't you picture?
1:06:21
Hey guys, this is Sarah. Do you?
1:06:23
Want me to do it? Hey guys, it's Sarah from
1:06:25
americantrucks.com. Just like just like the TRQ
1:06:30
ones, we could find these one. Auto.
1:06:32
They are still on the Internet. Unless they got mad at me and
1:06:35
took it down. Well, I don't.
1:06:36
They probably didn't. They're probably still out
1:06:38
there, me and my, but the point is that I worked on, I was doing
1:06:42
all of the big three, so like Chevy, Ford, Dodge, and the
1:06:45
easiest one to work on. I hate to say this is the Ford.
1:06:48
I was never a Ford guy and it, like, convinced me I could do a
1:06:52
lift kit on AF150 like so quickly now.
1:06:54
And it's embarrassing. I'm gonna be calling you soon.
1:06:57
Let me know, dude. We'll trade.
1:06:58
Trade for trade. Do you want to imagine what
1:07:01
comes here and works on my truck?
1:07:03
PVD Body Kit, yeah, I'll throw it out.
1:07:05
And then we got an origin shipment coming in.
1:07:07
So we'll get that on there. And we'll do a running bet on
1:07:10
how long the Origin kit will will stay on Saturday.
1:07:12
Here's what we'll do. We won't put it on until you
1:07:15
learn how to not go off the track.
1:07:16
And then no. No, no, hopefully, but now
1:07:18
you're. Now you're like.
1:07:20
Telling me to drive without bumpers.
1:07:22
What is this? I don't know.
1:07:24
This will be back to the exact point I was trying to go for.
1:07:27
Some people care and some people don't because I know like when I
1:07:32
was drifting, my main goal, even tandeming my main goal was don't
1:07:37
go off the track. Which sounds stupid to some
1:07:41
people because they're like shouldn't your main goal be
1:07:43
drift? Pushing it as hard as possible,
1:07:45
but my goal is don't go off the track.
1:07:46
So if I'm so if I enter a certain way and I'm like, OK,
1:07:50
that was a little bit too aggressive and I feel myself
1:07:53
like I could potentially wash out already.
1:07:56
I'm like tapping the foot brake and I'm like trying to maneuver
1:07:59
it. So I know I won't go off the
1:08:00
track, but that will hinder other things while you're
1:08:04
driving. I black out when I get.
1:08:05
I've said it time and time again.
1:08:07
I'm just saying like I I tried my hardest to like find that
1:08:10
line where I could be like, OK, I can stay on the track, you
1:08:13
know, It's just. For me, it's definitely 100%.
1:08:16
I know what to do. It's just I'm like a second too
1:08:19
late my my hand eye coordination isn't on the oh.
1:08:22
You're close. You're going to get, you're
1:08:23
going to get next season is your season.
1:08:25
I've been slow learning at every single thing I've ever tried to
1:08:27
do. I was a gymnast as a kid, was
1:08:29
slow to learn that my my coach called me a mental patient.
1:08:32
She'd be like, you can do it, You're just your brain's dumb.
1:08:34
And then I've learned you can do it.
1:08:36
You're just stupid. Yeah.
1:08:37
Idiot she was. Fuck, she was Russian.
1:08:39
So it's like everybody. We're talking like you did
1:08:41
something like this, but Russian people do that.
1:08:44
Not they just tell you how it is.
1:08:46
I was young and I was never any good at like the bar and the the
1:08:49
uneven bars and the beam and all that.
1:08:50
I used to did floor gymnastics, so that translated into
1:08:52
cheerleading. I was cheerleading in college
1:08:54
and I was like, I'm pretty good thinking like doing flips and
1:08:56
shit like the. Yeah, no, no way.
1:08:59
I would. Absolutely.
1:08:59
I've tried that before and I've eaten it into one.
1:09:01
That's why I was had I heard phenomenal 1000 questions for
1:09:04
you. Don't you worry, I was like.
1:09:06
How the fuck my all my entire family learned to snowboard when
1:09:09
we were kids and my brother picked it up in like a day and
1:09:12
it took me like three seasons. So I'm a slow learner, but
1:09:15
that's fine. What I lack and natural talent
1:09:17
I'll make up for in persistence. Like talking back about like the
1:09:20
club loose guys. They're not that nice, but
1:09:22
sometimes it's helpful. No joke.
1:09:24
I'm sitting there and Chet was trying to coach me and I won't
1:09:26
say the name of the other person, but they come to the
1:09:28
window and he was like, don't bother.
1:09:30
She's a lost cause and like, kept it pushing.
1:09:33
That's fucking little. Does he know I thrive on that,
1:09:36
brother. You created a so that you're
1:09:39
going to call me a lost call. Now I have a Pro Pro AM.
1:09:43
Literally created a villain. I see how it is, yeah.
1:09:46
Well, I was going to ask, would you, would they ever let you
1:09:49
announce at Club Loose for fun? Like just if you.
1:09:52
Well, I'm. I've been going long enough to
1:09:53
remember the OG days when Reese would announce in Spanish and it
1:09:56
would be a bunch of words, I don't know.
1:09:57
And then Nick delicious, remember.
1:10:00
Do you guys remember that? OK, Nick, delicious.
1:10:02
We'll have to ask if Reese would sit in the corner of the top of
1:10:05
the stands, and that was, I guess, was his nickname, Nick
1:10:07
Delessio. Remember when he Oh, like that's
1:10:08
what I thought. You were going to say yeah.
1:10:09
And so that they would call him Nick.
1:10:10
Delicious. How long have you been going to
1:10:12
Club Loose? Probably. 10 years old.
1:10:14
I'm like 32. Yeah, 10 years, yeah, she said.
1:10:17
And you still don't know how to 2000?
1:10:18
9 That's what I'm saying, but I don't drive enough.
1:10:20
That's. Hey kids, if you're listening at
1:10:21
home, just leave your car alone and get seat time.
1:10:24
This is. That's that's what happened.
1:10:25
Leave it alone. I'm telling you, I was like, did
1:10:28
you say earlier you mentioned you were like one event a
1:10:31
season, then on the some seasons you'll get 2.
1:10:33
That's exactly how me and Chris were.
1:10:35
That's you're never going to get any better like that, you know,
1:10:37
But. Then you.
1:10:37
But then you can, like, drift? Sure.
1:10:40
Yeah. You got to do what Carl did the
1:10:41
last year, which is like every fucking event.
1:10:43
Whoa, What did you do? Like you did a lot of.
1:10:45
Events I just started going more.
1:10:47
I like let myself really get obsessed with it.
1:10:48
How many did? It was really unhealthy, do you
1:10:50
think? How many did you do?
1:10:51
I do tennis season, so last season I did 10, this season I
1:10:53
did I think 11 or 12 and he's like, you can see him getting
1:10:57
better. That's so that's probably like.
1:10:59
The amount of events where you have to do.
1:11:01
That I definitely want to say. A lot of people this podcast,
1:11:04
everybody, everybody had input. I was just listening.
1:11:07
To everyone, to the point where I think in the middle of it I
1:11:09
said to Frankie and Malcolm and everyone, I was like shit.
1:11:12
I got to remember this shit is advice and like I got to learn
1:11:17
it still like my own way. Everybody learns it differently.
1:11:20
Listen to who's coaching you, but definitely take it with a
1:11:22
grain of salt because when I was learning and I still didn't
1:11:24
understand how to drift, this was a long time ago.
1:11:26
Someone would come in my window and say something.
1:11:28
And then the next lap, someone would come in and say something
1:11:30
completely different and I'm like, Oh my God, I'm too dumb
1:11:32
for this. That's.
1:11:33
Annoying. So you have to kind of just like
1:11:35
take what they say and go OK, so this is 1 method.
1:11:37
This is another method. Try OK that doesn't work for me.
1:11:40
Try something else like, that is a.
1:11:42
That is a real big problem, yeah.
1:11:44
And I you're literally no way to fix that.
1:11:45
Like. Like if you're on track, someone
1:11:48
will come up and say something to you and they'll tell you how
1:11:50
to do something. I remember this exact thing.
1:11:52
Actually, I. Was trying to tell frustrated.
1:11:54
I feel like it was Miyagi or someone I was like.
1:11:57
Dave, I know. Why do I feel as young Dave,
1:12:00
maybe you were teaching him how to.
1:12:01
I was telling someone how to enter this.
1:12:04
It was a car track. And then I think it was Chet.
1:12:07
Chet kept going over to him and he was like, yeah, just rip the
1:12:09
E brake And I'm like, you hate when people and I'm like, yeah,
1:12:12
you could do that, but don't because like that's stupid and
1:12:17
it's boring. But Chet was just trying to get
1:12:19
them to. To get going, to get going and
1:12:21
get around the track, which is a good way to do that.
1:12:24
There's different driving styles too.
1:12:26
Like there's some guys, I I don't know, I don't want to
1:12:28
speak for all of them, but I would say like the higher
1:12:29
horsepower of like V8 guys, they'll do a big ass E brake
1:12:32
pull entry sometimes like more than one.
1:12:34
And then the guys, right, The guys who are a little more
1:12:37
underpowered from what I've seen will do like a big flick in a
1:12:39
clutch kick or whatever. Yeah 'cause that's all they care
1:12:41
about. For me, the reason why I'm doing
1:12:43
the big flick in the clutch, I do know you're correct, totally
1:12:46
the consistency with the handbrake when it was a comp
1:12:48
time. The handbrake is the most
1:12:49
consistent. Handbrake in the car.
1:12:51
I love the handbrake. I'll die on that hill that.
1:12:53
Might be the. Problem.
1:12:55
You don't need a handbrake to drift, just like you don't need
1:12:58
a spoon to eat soup. But it fucking helps.
1:13:01
Fuck. I'll die on this hill, so I
1:13:05
don't know if you guys know Derger.
1:13:06
I met him at like some random event.
1:13:08
Alex Lewis. Alex Lewis.
1:13:10
OK, so literally we had never met before and we're both like a
1:13:13
little intoxicated and he's telling me like, you don't even
1:13:16
need an E break and drunk me is like pissed at this.
1:13:18
It doesn't matter dude. And so we, like, made this
1:13:21
friendship on, just like having an actual argument about the E
1:13:24
break. For again, like I use the
1:13:27
handbrake cause for me it's just fun, it's such a weird crazy
1:13:30
feeling and like the sound it makes just playing in my ear
1:13:33
right? Now when you get like a so add
1:13:35
mid pond. This was my like Roman Empire
1:13:37
was when I actually made that center section work.
1:13:39
And again I probably did it one time.
1:13:41
Big E brake pole coming in and I was bringing a ton of speed into
1:13:44
the hairpin. Yeah reverse.
1:13:46
And so I've been like big E brake pole, Big E brake pole
1:13:49
back in the throttle and it was like.
1:13:51
So perfect. I was like, I wish that could
1:13:52
happen every time, but it's like, you hear it lock up, you
1:13:54
hear. I want to hear.
1:13:56
I want to hear. Like, yeah, Clutch.
1:13:57
Kicked it like twice and like, yeah, that's what I want to
1:14:00
hear. Like I almost died.
1:14:01
I. Don't know what, but it is.
1:14:03
It is, in my opinion an easier way to grasp it and I think.
1:14:06
There's clutch kick. I'm still learning.
1:14:08
If you just like I fucking just sprinkle it in there sometimes
1:14:11
for me to believe that you're still learning because it's been
1:14:13
10 years, I know you definitely know how to drift.
1:14:15
I get in my head sometimes. And you also like, I don't
1:14:19
really need to clutch, kick my car.
1:14:21
Oh no, definitely not. Because it's.
1:14:22
I just roll in that throttle, baby.
1:14:24
All them. All them big old bald Eagles on
1:14:27
demand. Sorry, with my 150 horsepower
1:14:32
over here. Imagine no.
1:14:34
So you know what? That's what you need.
1:14:35
I everyone always tells me what we found.
1:14:38
Out in power, she needs to go back to that S14.
1:14:41
That will feel like a bag of Dicks.
1:14:45
It will be hard. That's what it is.
1:14:46
So you have the S14, it's got the KA in.
1:14:49
It right. I don't think I would ever drift
1:14:50
that car. That's my sweet baby.
1:14:51
But I haven't. I have an S13.
1:14:54
I have the other S13 that with the motor problem that I could
1:14:57
probably try to drift and get drift your baby at the car
1:15:00
track. Yeah.
1:15:03
Don't, don't. I'm this is America.
1:15:06
This is the Angel and the devil on my shoulder.
1:15:08
That car needs to drift. Every 240.
1:15:10
Even the ones that are supposed to be nice don't do it.
1:15:13
Yeah, but the other one. So there's three, right?
1:15:16
Yeah, S14S14, Grandma's back S13 and then track car LSS 13.
1:15:21
Yeah, so the grandma one. We don't want to drift, right?
1:15:24
No, no, the grandma spec is I just bought from that old guy.
1:15:26
No sentimental value, just really clean and I like to stunt
1:15:29
on these. Nerves.
1:15:29
Frankie. Frankie.
1:15:30
No, no, no, no. Don't stunt on them at the track
1:15:33
with that one, then I. Guess it won't be with my
1:15:34
drifting, but it will just be with.
1:15:35
No, it'll be with the drifting car.
1:15:37
You're going to learn how to drift that one really well and
1:15:40
then you're going to get in the other car and you're going to be
1:15:41
like, I'm just a pro now. How'd you learn go about
1:15:44
learning how to drift? Were you always, like, right
1:15:46
onto the track? Because it sounds.
1:15:48
Literally, I just was into it. I've always liked Japanese cars,
1:15:51
again from when I was a kid, because my dad.
1:15:53
And then my my friends were drifting.
1:15:55
I remember some of them when they got their very first, like
1:15:57
some guys that were in FD like Ricky Hoffman.
1:15:58
I remember when he got his first car and we would just all go to
1:16:01
parking lots and they would slide their cars and I was like
1:16:03
I got to get a car and that's when the junkyard one happened
1:16:06
and it just, it started in a build and then straight to the
1:16:08
racetrack like never even tried St. drifting really.
1:16:12
Ricky Hoffman. I haven't ever had a
1:16:14
conversation with him, but I haven't.
1:16:15
We had him on here. Oh yeah, we've.
1:16:16
Always done we've. Just been passing.
1:16:18
I remember seeing Ricky Drift and.
1:16:21
There was one event where he fuck was it Mike Prez ran him
1:16:27
over. Oh.
1:16:28
My God, yeah. I was in the.
1:16:30
Pit or I was in the stands and I saw that shit and I was like,
1:16:33
what the hell? I remember the whole fucking
1:16:36
everyone drove, Everyone drove, drove off, I think.
1:16:40
They, yeah, they didn't care about that.
1:16:42
And I that was when I that was when I first found out I was
1:16:44
like, shit. I guess if that stuff happens,
1:16:46
if the car is good, it's probably good.
1:16:48
Ricky's a big foot brake guy. So again, if I was my spotter I
1:16:52
would have said watch out for that big break in the hairpin,
1:16:54
You know, check up on him but don't run him over and then that
1:16:57
wouldn't happen. The thing is, that wasn't even a
1:16:58
comp. No, it wasn't.
1:16:59
It was literally just like an each was driving for fun, then
1:17:02
everyone's screaming, I turn around and there's a car running
1:17:04
another car over and I was like, what are we?
1:17:06
Doing like and we do mean running, yeah.
1:17:08
Crazy. Then they made.
1:17:09
That did you find that somehow 'cause I want you to see it.
1:17:12
They made that video. I was like, that's what I'm
1:17:14
talking. About.
1:17:16
Geeks. Me out every time.
1:17:17
Yeah, So back to what we're talking with the books.
1:17:19
Like, when I get myself really sad, I'll pull up one of those
1:17:21
videos guaranteed to make me laugh.
1:17:23
That one Like a few other random stupid ones like old vines.
1:17:26
Like geek me. Out the old Vines get me dying,
1:17:29
Dude. Vine was a.
1:17:30
Oh, there it is. Are we going to show this to the
1:17:33
pod watchers? Yeah, we're going to try.
1:17:34
OK, this has been a while. I feel like some of the pod
1:17:37
listeners we have like AI don't know the audience.
1:17:39
Oh my God, this gives me so much nostalgia and joy. 17 Hold on, I
1:17:45
got to send this to Malcolm. But so yeah, so were you on the
1:17:48
track mainly and stuff? Yeah, I've never drifted on the
1:17:52
street. Well, OK.
1:17:54
Maybe that's what you're missing?
1:17:56
No, it's right. It's an underpowered car that's
1:17:58
going to make me have to drive. It probably is what?
1:18:01
It's 100 percent what it is. It's that and the C time thing,
1:18:04
because you literally she's talking.
1:18:06
I can't put my bumper on. I need C time.
1:18:08
There's two events a year Like, what are we?
1:18:11
Doing OK. So the best I drove all year was
1:18:14
at the all girls event. And so I did.
1:18:16
I announced Riverside and they were like all the workers got to
1:18:19
drive the track on Sunday after the event was over.
1:18:21
Or maybe it was Monday, I don't know.
1:18:23
Back to me taking a lot of time off work.
1:18:25
So anyway, it was a day to which everyone was driving.
1:18:28
I totally felt that. Spooky.
1:18:30
I'm so sorry. Josh, my boss.
1:18:32
So it was like me and like two other people were just like on
1:18:35
the track all day and it was getting a lot, lot comfortable
1:18:38
with my car. And then the very next weekend,
1:18:40
it was a girls event and I. I think that's the best I drove
1:18:42
all year. Or when I trailered all the way
1:18:44
out to Indiana and drove that track for the first time.
1:18:47
Where in Indiana? Salem Speedway.
1:18:50
I don't even know. I don't know.
1:18:51
The other Riverside location. So if Riverside did Jersey, they
1:18:54
did English Hound, and then they did the other one.
1:18:57
So that was another all Girls event.
1:18:59
Yeah, you just got to drive more.
1:19:00
I mean, I I I would like the slow car thing.
1:19:02
That would be sick. We'll just watch.
1:19:05
I'll play this right now so she can see it because I know it's
1:19:07
going to be delayed. Yeah man, I was a young, Oh my
1:19:11
God snapper in the crowd there. It was only 5.
1:19:15
So funny. Oh.
1:19:17
No 6-6 years you can. Fuck.
1:19:18
Oh, they didn't. Here's where it went wrong for
1:19:20
me. What are we doing in the
1:19:22
switcheroo? The old 1-2 buckle my shoe.
1:19:25
Just a good old. Just a good old boy.
1:19:31
Oh, what is going on? I had no.
1:19:34
Idea. What the hell to think about
1:19:36
that? We went to both of their pits
1:19:37
and we were like, no way. These cars are not, and they
1:19:40
weren't. And they.
1:19:41
Well, I saw. I remember throughout the day I
1:19:44
turned around and Ricky's car was back on track.
1:19:46
So. I was like, fuck.
1:19:49
Oh, so Ricky, Ricky just parked it actually, did he?
1:19:54
Clearly it was durable. Though Ricky's known for, he's
1:19:56
sort of, I guess the same mindset as me I would guess,
1:19:58
where it's like his car is kind of like whatever, but he's an
1:20:01
excellent driver I. Think he's a really nice guy?
1:20:03
Be. A nice guy.
1:20:07
Yeah. No, no, I've.
1:20:08
Known him since probably like we were in high school, pretty
1:20:10
much. I think he's a good friend.
1:20:13
But yeah, I'll definitely say that he if there's anyone else
1:20:15
that's also lazy when it comes to working on their car, I'm
1:20:17
pretty sure he would tell you this as well.
1:20:18
I'm not. I'm not talking shit, don't at
1:20:20
me. But yeah, great driver.
1:20:26
No, that's incredible. This is a great podcast.
1:20:29
Good. I think next year is gonna be
1:20:31
your fucking year, Sarah. You're gonna have, you're gonna
1:20:33
go out there, gonna start linking shit.
1:20:35
Next. Year.
1:20:36
What do you got planned? I got.
1:20:37
You bought a NASA? No, no, no.
1:20:39
I want to be a driver, but I have no.
1:20:42
Grand ideas that I'm going to be some sort of like competition
1:20:45
driver. It's just not in the car.
1:20:46
It's good. Just enough more where you can
1:20:47
party with your friends. I just love being a part of
1:20:50
drifting events. I love grassroots competitions.
1:20:52
I know a lot of club lose guys, but competition, but whatever,
1:20:55
dude, I don't. It's so fun.
1:20:57
It's so fun. So I think I'm good at
1:20:59
announcing. I think I'm finally found, like
1:21:01
my thing I'm good at. So I've been trying to just like
1:21:03
get my foot in as many doors as possible.
1:21:05
We're going to see you on MD one day.
1:21:06
I hope so. We're a huge shout out to Chris
1:21:09
Knapp because if it wasn't for him recommending me for stuff
1:21:11
like I owe that dude a kidney at this point, whatever he wants
1:21:14
for me, he can have because he he recommended me for Riverside,
1:21:16
He recommended me for this. Yeah, great dude.
1:21:19
He's like a brother to me, honestly, like my the reason why
1:21:22
I learned so much as season is probably a huge majority is
1:21:26
because of Chris. He is the nicest, sweetest soul
1:21:29
on the earth. Yeah, we were.
1:21:30
Remember Malcolm, Princess was like, why are you so nice?
1:21:34
She's like, do you ever get mad? Like ever.
1:21:37
He's like, my God. And then Chris goes he's like.
1:21:40
Oh yeah, yeah, I've gotten mad. That's a good impression.
1:21:43
That was a really. Good impression.
1:21:45
Wow that. Was pretty good.
1:21:46
No, no, no. Yeah, I've gotten mad.
1:21:48
I'm like, oh shit, this is going to be serious.
1:21:49
I'll get a. Name one time.
1:21:50
I'll I'll, I'll tell you what I I told these guys not to go
1:21:55
through this gate once to speed through the pits and then they
1:21:59
did it. I was like that was the only
1:22:01
time you ever got mad. Chris.
1:22:02
He's like. Oh yeah, I was mad.
1:22:04
I was like, OK, so you've never gotten mad in your life.
1:22:07
He's literally like the best human being ever.
1:22:09
The last gambler we had a lot of, he got mad.
1:22:11
Canadian intent. No, no, literally the one
1:22:14
situation where I would expect him to get mad.
1:22:16
He didn't. He was getting his face screamed
1:22:18
in I'm not Going to Say names by a driver who was upset about a
1:22:21
call and Chris Knapp was the driver steward.
1:22:24
And you're supposed to have like, a calm conversation.
1:22:26
But this? I don't know if it was like a
1:22:27
language thing where this dude was like, pissed.
1:22:29
And Chris Snap is just like, well, listen, it's and and he
1:22:34
just was like stone calm the whole time.
1:22:36
It was nutty. What a St. guys.
1:22:38
One of the greatest men I know, yeah.
1:22:41
Chris Snap East Coast Drift School.
1:22:42
You need a Jeep. Hit him up.
1:22:43
He's selling a Jeep right now. East Coast Drift School December
1:22:46
schedule. It's open.
1:22:47
That's that's the Jeep you shared, dude.
1:22:49
I was so confused. Because when you share it, it
1:22:50
just shows the ad. It doesn't show like who made
1:22:54
it, who put it up. That's the point.
1:22:55
And I was supposed to click it because I'm showing you a Jeep
1:22:57
you should buy. I was.
1:22:57
Like when did Carl get a Jeep? Yeah, he was.
1:23:00
Like, is this just a car he was keeping from us?
1:23:02
Like, yeah, I got this to just flip it.
1:23:05
Well, we'll see. We'll see.
1:23:06
Nice Jeep though. Yeah, it's good.
1:23:07
I know. I know that he liked it a lot
1:23:10
because he would just drive it around the fucking track all the
1:23:12
time. How much?
1:23:13
Is it 6500? OBOOBO things?
1:23:16
A tank Jeep. Jeeps would be cool.
1:23:19
Big Jeep guy? Oh.
1:23:19
That's cool. It's a 2 door.
1:23:22
I don't really know shit about Jeeps.
1:23:23
It looks like a Jeep. I can't buy a Jeep right now
1:23:26
anyway. Yeah, wow.
1:23:29
OK, What were we talking? About that's what I'm trying.
1:23:32
To. Remember.
1:23:33
Oh, we were talking about Ricky Hoffman getting run over by Mike
1:23:36
Perez. Oh, we're talking about next
1:23:38
year plans. OK, Thank you.
1:23:39
God bless. This is she literally is my life
1:23:42
savior. I can tell.
1:23:44
I can tell. You're the friend.
1:23:45
You're them to me. Thank God.
1:23:48
Like oh shit would get done. So definitely the Gambler next
1:23:52
year for sure. That's my OG, that's where I
1:23:53
started. So I'm going to be with them
1:23:55
again next year. Riverside, as far as I know,
1:23:58
they're going to have events next year and I'll see them in
1:24:00
PRI. I'll be out there with them.
1:24:02
So I'm going to get the deets on that.
1:24:05
And then there's a few more series that are like maybes.
1:24:08
Can we talk? About Yeah, I got I Got Chicken
1:24:10
permission to talk about them on the pod.
1:24:12
So one of them is not quite off the ground yet, and I don't know
1:24:15
if it's going to be a 2024 thing, but you're going to love
1:24:17
this premise. So you know how competition
1:24:19
drifting is 3 judges and they just pick their winner and they
1:24:22
can get a little sloppy and maybe people feel like they're
1:24:24
robbed a little bit maybe. So the premise of this, the
1:24:30
premise of this new series would be, and again, the guy who's
1:24:33
organizing it doesn't really want like the proprietary idea,
1:24:36
he wants to just advance drifting as a sport, which after
1:24:39
my own heart love that. So there's going to be 4 judges,
1:24:43
2 judges to only watch the lead. And two judges to only watch the
1:24:48
chase so that you are concentrating on one driver at a
1:24:50
time. And so you're going to get a
1:24:51
score out of 50 for the lead and a score out of 50 for the chase.
1:24:57
Right. And not only that, but you're
1:25:00
going to get like stats. Like, you know, every other
1:25:02
sport you've stats. So if you were to say like how
1:25:04
good of a drifter are you, you're like, I don't fucking
1:25:05
even a competition driver. Oh, well, I I got, you know, we
1:25:08
got a third place trophy up there.
1:25:10
Man, my batting average is like, what, exactly?
1:25:12
So you'd be like, so you'd be able to be like.
1:25:14
Of all my Chase runs, I've scored an average of a 48 on all
1:25:18
my chases. Do they have?
1:25:19
Like a tire drop number. That'd be cool.
1:25:22
Drop your tires off the line or something like oh how many door
1:25:26
tips you get. Yeah, like some some crazy.
1:25:28
I feel like Formula D was trying to get into that.
1:25:31
They were trying to add some more.
1:25:32
Well, it's hard trick. It's hard to do those hard
1:25:34
symmetric to judge, yeah. They they got the same guys
1:25:37
doing that that's doing the podcast.
1:25:38
It's going to be a long fucking Rd.
1:25:39
Because I no, no. I feel like is there.
1:25:42
Beef. There's no beef.
1:25:43
We just heard something that like.
1:25:45
No, no. Have we talked about this one?
1:25:47
Literally? No.
1:25:47
I've never heard this. Ever.
1:25:49
Someone, someone was like, here's a good example of me
1:25:52
saying things that shouldn't be said.
1:25:55
So you know they have a podcast or whatever.
1:25:57
And they. Do like a driver thing where
1:25:58
they interview a driver I think. OK, I don't know what it's
1:26:01
called, but I've seen it. I don't either.
1:26:03
But it's a thing. And they're never together,
1:26:05
right? They're always like it's always
1:26:07
like a virtual. Which I feel like is not as
1:26:09
cool. Yeah, eventually they'll catch
1:26:11
on. But yeah, that's you.
1:26:12
And Frank, you're vibing. I don't know why it's so hard to
1:26:15
figure that out, but it's like fucking.
1:26:17
It's like trying to get to the moon or some shit for these
1:26:19
fucking people. How about we just look at the
1:26:21
top? Podcaster Joe Rogan.
1:26:23
What does he do? Not that ever.
1:26:25
Yeah. That's it.
1:26:26
That's all you. Do he just does drugs in front
1:26:28
of people, literally gets down. Yeah, just look at him and copy
1:26:31
him. That's all you have to do.
1:26:32
I've been saying we should get smell and souls.
1:26:34
Anyway, there's my rant. So they do those podcasts or
1:26:37
whatever. And then someone told me, I
1:26:39
don't even remember who it was, and they definitely don't want
1:26:41
me to talk about it anyway. They were like, Oh yeah, they do
1:26:44
that. Yeah, they hadn't.
1:26:46
They had me or whoever he was talking about, go into another
1:26:49
room at the hotel so it looked like I wasn't there.
1:26:52
They're they're doing extra steps.
1:26:54
I thought it was just because they couldn't get in the same
1:26:56
area. I'm like, come on, man, like
1:26:58
you. You finally got the opportunity
1:27:00
to do a good one. Yeah.
1:27:02
And for what is it? Continuity.
1:27:04
You just couldn't. Oh my God, to respect it though,
1:27:07
No. Got to respect it though.
1:27:08
Carl is trying to backpedal right now.
1:27:10
No, I'm trying to say what little respect we have left
1:27:14
because I'm a neutral party. I don't care how the.
1:27:15
Fuck, you have your podcast. Formula, formula, formula drifts
1:27:19
doing great. So we all love.
1:27:21
Not doing, we're not going to cause any problems.
1:27:22
We all love drifting, right? So we all love Formula Drift.
1:27:25
We're always going to love Formula Drift, but because this
1:27:27
is all our area. Right.
1:27:29
We're allowed to critique, you know what I mean?
1:27:30
So I wouldn't say we're hating, We're just saying.
1:27:32
Like person Podcast guys. I do like the in person one
1:27:35
because I can't really sell myself over the phone.
1:27:39
I'm terrible at that shit. Hey, would you like to buy some
1:27:42
knives from Cutco? I'm.
1:27:43
Just well, like if that doesn't work.
1:27:44
If you listen to podcasts, you can see what happens, like
1:27:47
they'll start talking, talking over each other.
1:27:50
Because of the delay. They won't see how.
1:27:52
The other persons reacting because of a delay, like all
1:27:54
this stuff and it just makes it shitty.
1:27:56
Plus, have you ever tried to have like a job interview over
1:27:58
Zoom or whatever? It's miserable.
1:28:00
Like the in person ones I'll rock, but the ones over I'm
1:28:03
just. I get weird.
1:28:04
I get like. Yeah, it's just it seems like a
1:28:07
very simple thing in my head. I've.
1:28:09
I've wiped it. I got waved.
1:28:10
But so wait, was there more? No.
1:28:12
That was it. That was it.
1:28:12
It was. Just ridiculous.
1:28:13
Just the in person. Yeah.
1:28:14
Gets you so heated. I was.
1:28:16
Just like are you fucking but? There's a bunch of granola,
1:28:18
dude. There's a bunch of other
1:28:19
podcasts. No, get them a Juicy Platters.
1:28:21
You love Juicy Platters. Platters is.
1:28:22
Good. There's other podcasts that I
1:28:24
enjoy that are online. Like I don't really have like a
1:28:26
super duper against that, but like.
1:28:29
I'm not. I mean, I'm not against it.
1:28:30
I'm just like you had a good chance to not.
1:28:32
Yeah, test it, see if it was better.
1:28:34
Exactly, at least. What I, my pet peeve in in life,
1:28:38
is doing something over and over again because that's how we've
1:28:41
done it, dude, when they do that to me at work.
1:28:43
I'm like, that's a big corporate.
1:28:44
Thing. Yeah.
1:28:44
Oh well, this is how we've always done it.
1:28:46
I'm ready to swing. I'm in, I'm in, I'm in the
1:28:49
conference room. Like, I'm going to fight you on
1:28:51
that because like a lot of, especially with cars, it's like,
1:28:53
so they'll we have a project manager and he's great, but
1:28:55
sometimes he's like, Oh well, this is how we did it on
1:28:57
Mustang. I'm like, well, this is a
1:28:58
fucking F1. Be like what this is different?
1:29:01
And here's the other. Sounds like you need a new.
1:29:03
If someone, if someone wanted to do this podcast that was like
1:29:06
really, really big, and it was an opportunity that I definitely
1:29:09
should not say no to, right, I would do everything in my power
1:29:12
to try to get him here or fly there, first of all.
1:29:14
And if I couldn't then I would do it.
1:29:16
Right, because you wouldn't be, like, trouble.
1:29:17
We've only ever done in person, so we have to pass on you.
1:29:20
You. Wouldn't say that, but like if
1:29:21
they live in this country, not happening if they live in Japan.
1:29:25
Oopsies. We're going to Japan or.
1:29:27
Oopsies. We're going to Japan literally.
1:29:28
Yeah, like I'd be like, well, that sounds like a good excuse.
1:29:31
Carl knows I would drag in there.
1:29:32
I know we're going to Japan, all right.
1:29:35
That's what happened. I'm just like, I don't, I can't
1:29:36
see it happening where I'd be like, oh, this really neat.
1:29:39
Yeah, this has to happen. We have to just ruin, feel like
1:29:42
we've just been on a good roll and we're going to keep doing
1:29:44
it. Like, I don't know.
1:29:45
But other people do it like that, and I guess they're doing
1:29:48
fine. But there's also the other
1:29:50
problem, The thing the reason I make fun of Formula Drift with
1:29:53
that is because. It's fucking Formula DRIFT.
1:29:55
Get your shit together. But you're supposed to be our
1:29:58
like, yeah. It's a big corporate fucking
1:30:00
company. But like other people that are
1:30:02
doing it, I get it, you probably live somewhere and you're not
1:30:05
surrounded by too many people, so you that makes sense.
1:30:08
But like if you're a big fucking corporation, you have the
1:30:10
ability to do this. You should probably like, try to
1:30:13
make it happen. I mean, it's not that hard.
1:30:15
That's the only reason. Like other people doing that
1:30:17
shit is whatever. Do what you can do if you're not
1:30:20
surrounded by I'm in different, yeah, I'm in different.
1:30:23
We've been blessed with like the ability to do that and shit and.
1:30:26
Yeah, with so many people with what we have available, so I
1:30:29
mean I guess they if they if we can do it, they can do it.
1:30:31
FC He's in California, aren't they?
1:30:33
You got all the California homies out there?
1:30:35
Exactly. That's OK.
1:30:35
Yeah, I'm like and you're at events.
1:30:37
Yeah, true. That takes a little.
1:30:39
Yeah, dude. Get Get a Get a head tech guy
1:30:42
like the guy someone someone running a pit for someone.
1:30:45
Like, I want to hear that guy's fucking.
1:30:47
Conversation. Well Hulk, do you want to hear
1:30:49
another idea? OK, I don't know if I'm allowed
1:30:51
to talk about this either because I didn't get permission,
1:30:53
but I'll say I'll say everything but of whose idea it was.
1:30:57
So one of the pro spec drivers feels as if they don't have
1:31:01
enough like exposure media and I would agree.
1:31:03
I don't know if they do as much with the pro spec as as with pro
1:31:06
and it's probably budget or whatever, I don't know.
1:31:09
So they wanted to like pull resources and just change the
1:31:12
complete like format. Of how they do pro spec.
1:31:15
So instead of doing like announcing the, the I guess the
1:31:18
runs or maybe in addition to it, they would do a driver interview
1:31:21
before the battle. Like kind of how they've done
1:31:24
that in drag racing I think. Yeah, and it's like chatting
1:31:27
here. How's the car feeling this
1:31:28
weekend? Did you have like did you have
1:31:30
any struggles getting here? Did you blow 3 tires?
1:31:32
Like how's your team doing? How's everyone feeling?
1:31:34
Like, is it somebody's birthday? So you would be doing this.
1:31:36
Pretty much. Well, I mean, they asked.
1:31:37
They told me the idea to ask me to do it.
1:31:40
I would freaking love it if you guys are listening.
1:31:43
I feel like I've seen this before in FD.
1:31:44
Maybe they've done it in the past and I just like ignorant to
1:31:47
it, but. Pro and like doing it Pro, Yeah,
1:31:50
yeah, towards the end of the event, usually.
1:31:53
Definitely my weak points, probably interviews.
1:31:55
I'm not as good in that as I would like to way you're.
1:31:58
Fantastic you're this is in you stop.
1:32:01
Well, all I'm saying is is talking in the booth and doing
1:32:03
like technical commentary on drifting.
1:32:05
That's my Super Bowl. That's what I'm good at.
1:32:07
There is literally nothing so far you have been unable to do.
1:32:12
You'll figure it. Out, I know.
1:32:13
Thank you for noticing that about me.
1:32:16
You're good. You got this shit?
1:32:17
Yeah, that sounds cool. Though I would love to and so
1:32:19
like my. Main thing is, is like I'm
1:32:22
afraid of a lot of things I do, but pushing myself out of my
1:32:24
comfort zone is like what I make myself do all the time.
1:32:26
Yeah, that's the best thing you can do for.
1:32:28
Yourself. So, like, your gut will say
1:32:29
like, oh, I don't know if I what if I mess up?
1:32:31
What if I call someone by the wrong name?
1:32:32
Again, sorry, Josiah. Right.
1:32:35
But then it's just like, just power through.
1:32:36
Do your best and you'll get better.
1:32:38
Like, so for instance, when I was at Riverside with the, they
1:32:41
were like, hey Sarah, you're going to do top 16 driver
1:32:43
intros. I've never done that before.
1:32:44
It was. It's in 3 minutes.
1:32:46
And I'm not even I'm in the Midwest, I think.
1:32:49
That's. What I'm saying So like, I know
1:32:51
a lot of the bigger people. Obviously I I'm friends with
1:32:53
some of them because I've been in drifting for 100 million
1:32:55
years. But there's other local dudes
1:32:57
who are shredding that. I don't know their names and I
1:32:59
don't want to freak it up. So I had I had Ryan from
1:33:02
Riverside there and he was supposed to be like my.
1:33:05
Yeah, like like in the Devil Wears Prada where she's like
1:33:08
this is this person and da, da, da da.
1:33:09
And I'm like, oh hey how's your how's your son?
1:33:11
You know what I mean? Like, I don't know them.
1:33:13
But so he was there for like half of it.
1:33:15
And then I look around and like, OK, what's this driver?
1:33:17
Ryan's gone dude. He straight up was like in the
1:33:20
fire. But again trial by fire.
1:33:22
I thought I did pretty good. I mess up on one driver I missed
1:33:24
mixed up the Mustang drivers. But I said sorry.
1:33:28
We laughed about it. We kept it pushing and I'd be so
1:33:30
nervous about mispronouncing somebody's name.
1:33:32
I know that. Final bout when they do that
1:33:34
shit and. Everything well, so in the
1:33:35
drivers, I'm always at drivers meetings.
1:33:37
I practically run the drivers meetings at the gambler and I
1:33:38
always say like listen dude, if I'm saying something wrong or
1:33:41
I'm saying like your engine wrong or your team wrong.
1:33:43
Or your name wrong, just come out to me and be like hey idiot,
1:33:45
it's pronounced blah and I'll fix it.
1:33:47
It's fully ignorance that I would say wrong, but.
1:33:51
That is stressful. Yeah, well, so what's funny is
1:33:54
what's his face ended up winning that rad Dan.
1:33:56
And I had asked, he was the last driver I interviewed and I
1:33:59
forgot how we got on the subject and he was like, well, the money
1:34:01
would be cool, but you know, we're doing it for the fans,
1:34:03
blah blah, total PR answer. And I was like, well, what would
1:34:05
you rather have is what I asked him.
1:34:06
And he was like the money. And they just, they hard cut
1:34:09
that to him winning the whole thing.
1:34:11
And it was so sweet. And I was like, I helped out
1:34:13
with that. That was, I was like, oh.
1:34:15
That's pretty. Cool.
1:34:15
Yeah. So it was cool.
1:34:16
It was a good. Experience.
1:34:17
I would freeze up doing that shit, so props to.
1:34:19
You interviewer or interviewee? Everything that you're.
1:34:21
Doing, I think you'd be fine. I'm not good at that, no.
1:34:25
I I can't. And I'd be way too honest and be
1:34:27
like, wow, that car is ugly. All right, let's see how it
1:34:29
turns out for me. That's what I feel like people
1:34:31
would like praise you for. Yeah, of course they would love
1:34:35
it. For some.
1:34:35
Reason, opinion, but like it's, I don't know, there's an art to
1:34:39
doing it and not be respectful and everything.
1:34:41
I was leaning on a similar question for every driver.
1:34:43
That's something I would change if I could do it again.
1:34:45
Would just be like try to tailor the questions a little better if
1:34:48
I had more than 3 minutes prep time.
1:34:49
Ryan. Maybe you have to have like
1:34:51
trial by fire. Yeah, there you go.
1:34:53
Like a booklet or somewhere. You like?
1:34:54
So I'm just going to say I'm shooting my shot at FDA, 100% at
1:34:58
PRI. I'm just going to go talk to
1:34:59
them and be like, listen, guys, you need me on that team in
1:35:02
whatever aspect I can participate in.
1:35:04
And if I do get that shot, dude, I'm doing flat, I'm going to
1:35:07
know every single driver. I'm going to know their blood
1:35:08
type. So because it's a set, it's a
1:35:11
set schedule. Like it's a set amount of
1:35:12
drivers that participate. I'm going to get everybody's
1:35:14
name, car info, and you just got to research, yeah.
1:35:18
Right. So with these grassroots events,
1:35:19
it's kind of like you'll get a driver's list and then which I
1:35:22
always get, I put it in, I have to do it.
1:35:24
I have a spreadsheet. I have like.
1:35:25
Oh, so you're already doing? I'm doing it, so I also keep
1:35:28
score. I do all the points for the
1:35:29
gambler, so cuz like no one else was doing it and I kind of like
1:35:32
get anxiety when something's not happening.
1:35:33
So I'm like Oh my God, so I made that.
1:35:35
We did all the qualifying calculations in that
1:35:38
spreadsheet, but. Where the fuck was I going with
1:35:41
this? Oh yeah.
1:35:42
So I would just be like everybody on a flash card, know
1:35:45
I'm off the back of my hand. It's just harder with the
1:35:46
grassroots stuff, 'cause people will just show up.
1:35:48
Show up, yeah. And it's like, oh, who else do
1:35:50
we have here? And people will break and not
1:35:51
show up. So your list is just, yeah?
1:35:53
Oh, is it drift? Would be a lot.
1:35:55
But yeah. Easier, but scarier.
1:35:57
If I could get that Pro 2 gig, that'd be sweet.
1:35:59
If I could get. I'm not sure if this other
1:36:01
series with the four judges is going to get off, but I think
1:36:04
it's a great idea and I'm stoked.
1:36:05
If it's 2024, cool. If it's 25, cool, yeah.
1:36:08
But Frankie, we should make a series.
1:36:11
Yeah, I know. Carl.
1:36:12
Action, Friends. Well, we have the announcer
1:36:14
already. And I will also keep score and
1:36:16
keep the drivers in line. My favorite thing to do is so
1:36:18
English sound is kind of my home track.
1:36:20
So I feel like I can be a little bit more of a bully there.
1:36:22
So I'll see, like, an area where everybody's messing up.
1:36:25
And like, that's where in the next day in the drivers meeting,
1:36:26
I'll be like, all right, I saw all of you guys with your, like,
1:36:29
big hot boy laps, but no one's in outer Zone 4, baby.
1:36:31
What's up with that? So everyone who misses outer
1:36:33
Zone 4 is getting bullied. Oh, I had a few adult beverages.
1:36:39
And I just would be like interviewing with a mic.
1:36:41
The outer zone #4 hey, why can no one get in here?
1:36:45
How come everyone and they'd be like, so I'm kind of a bully,
1:36:50
you'd see somebody. Come out with their like pro
1:36:52
level cards. That's funny.
1:36:53
That's funny, though. Yeah, like, I don't do that
1:36:56
shit. Like, I feel like sometimes when
1:36:59
I'm watching FD, I'm missing that.
1:37:00
Like excite. Me, me and Mike, we're really
1:37:05
good together. And so Mike, I've talked to him.
1:37:06
He's not. He doesn't want to do announcing
1:37:08
like he does a good job, obviously, because.
1:37:10
He feels like he could be good, too.
1:37:11
He wants to be a driver, and he's a great driver, but I'm
1:37:13
like, I'm an announcer, I can do it.
1:37:15
And I could. I feel like I could announce
1:37:17
alongside Deanda too. So he would just say some
1:37:19
ridiculous shit. And I'd be like, you're right,
1:37:21
Jared. He did a great job with that
1:37:22
zone and think brought a lot of speed in there.
1:37:23
Like I can talk technically about drifting.
1:37:26
And crack a few jokes. That motherfucker, dude, I I'll
1:37:28
just be watching a fucking video on YouTube.
1:37:29
He just pops out of the corner. Hey, it's J Rod.
1:37:32
I'm like. Get off my screen.
1:37:34
Why have I been seeing this guy on everything for the last 15
1:37:37
years? My favorite thing is when he
1:37:38
does the O Doctor. And I think of it as like, you
1:37:41
know, in Finding Nemo where the little I'm trying to think of
1:37:43
who we're talking the little Octopus, Jared Deanda.
1:37:46
So he'll be Doctor. So you know, in Finding Nemo,
1:37:49
the Little Octopus is like, you're going to make me ink.
1:37:52
I always, I always think like, are you going to be good enough
1:37:54
to make Jared? Oh, Doctor, that's how my brain
1:37:58
works. It's a weird place.
1:37:59
Does. He just say that at random.
1:38:00
Well, when when the run is really good, he'll be like, oh
1:38:03
Doctor. Why does he say OK?
1:38:05
I'm not doing the impression. Well, I know, I know.
1:38:07
You know what I'm saying? He'll.
1:38:09
That's his phrase. That's his catch phrase.
1:38:11
It's like I'm. Saying it in my mind and it's
1:38:13
like right? But I totally fuck you.
1:38:17
Wait, what was I saying? I was trying to make Yeehaw
1:38:20
Let's do this happen for a bit, but it was feeling really
1:38:22
forced. Yeehaw, let's do this.
1:38:24
Oh no, I want to say they yeed when they should have hawed.
1:38:27
Or you'll get that on these big jobs when someone spins.
1:38:30
When someone spins out, I'm like, well yeed when he should
1:38:33
have hawed. I don't know what the deal is,
1:38:34
yeah, but that D. Oh my God, that mother.
1:38:38
But that mother fucker. Like, I'll be watching.
1:38:40
I remember I was watching a snap.
1:38:41
I was like, oh, snap on like, I'm gonna watch this video.
1:38:44
He just pops out now. He's the host of Snap on videos.
1:38:47
I was like, OK. I was, I was like good for you
1:38:50
man. But what is this?
1:38:50
And then like I'll go to another, like I was a
1:38:53
Harley-Davidson video, this guys working for Harley-Davidson now
1:38:56
everything. I hope we get so many more gigs
1:38:59
that they're like who will step into FD for us.
1:39:01
And it's just me put me in code. It was that Pokémon.
1:39:08
Now you don't have to be like the head announcer.
1:39:10
Though no, no. I was like literally put me in
1:39:12
the booth with anyone else for pro spec.
1:39:14
Test me out, like give me a run and I'll be so good I already.
1:39:17
Know so do they do different announcers for pro?
1:39:19
Spec. Well, I don't know if you
1:39:20
noticed, but this year they had like 3 different people in the
1:39:22
booth and I was like tweaking out on my couch.
1:39:24
And the last FD run I ran I watched was probably in 2014, so
1:39:29
no, but I've gone to the. Events.
1:39:30
Yeah, I'm trying to do this. So I watch all the stuff to
1:39:33
like, do you do your homework? Doing my homework?
1:39:35
Yep. Yep.
1:39:36
Yeah, so. But yeah, no.
1:39:38
When I'm at the track at E Town, that's pretty much the only time
1:39:41
I see it. And it's fun.
1:39:42
But yeah, I I can't put FD on. Let's not talk about that about
1:39:47
FD, but imagine you're on FD and then people see your pineapple
1:39:50
tattoo and just think you're. Oh, God.
1:39:52
OK, let's tell the story guys. All right.
1:39:54
Because I heard you were a swinger.
1:39:55
Sorry, you went like this and my brain was like.
1:39:57
You didn't look at the LS, you looked at the pineapple.
1:39:59
I saw the pineapple. So this was in, let's say, how
1:40:01
many years ago this was. I'm sure this was always a thing
1:40:03
of pineapples being for swingers, but I'm not.
1:40:05
I'm not too witnesses. Pass.
1:40:08
She's a swinger, hard. Pass.
1:40:11
I wish I could just wipe everyone's memory.
1:40:13
The next day I forget you ever knew me, but no.
1:40:15
So I got my first house. It was 2017.
1:40:20
Not a fucking stitch of furniture in it.
1:40:22
And my friends are like, let's go out and celebrate.
1:40:24
First house, big adult stuff. Also, I only own a house because
1:40:27
I got hit by a car. I don't want anyone to feel bad.
1:40:29
OK, all right, don't feel bad, but maybe get hit by a car.
1:40:33
That's my that's my financial advice.
1:40:36
My financial advice is as follows.
1:40:38
Horn two 40s. They are going to increase in
1:40:40
value and. You.
1:40:41
Need a house to keep the two 40s?
1:40:43
At 100%, Yeah. So we're celebrating.
1:40:46
No furniture in this thing. I'm sleeping like on a mattress
1:40:48
on the floor, which I bully men for doing now, but it we all had
1:40:50
to start somewhere. So if you don't have a bed
1:40:53
frame, hop in my DMS. I will bully you.
1:40:55
So growth. So we go out to this bar.
1:41:00
I order a sangria. The bartender's like doing a big
1:41:02
or a little. I'm like a big.
1:41:03
We're celebrating like I just got a house.
1:41:05
This dude brings me a 60 oz Pitcher of sangria, dude.
1:41:10
And because Mama didn't raise a quitter, I drank that whole
1:41:13
thing. OK, I don't.
1:41:14
Remember headache the next? Day was probably.
1:41:16
Astronomical. Toasted.
1:41:18
So all I was seeing was back then, it was your Snapchat
1:41:20
story. So it was my Snapchat story.
1:41:22
Just zooming in on this pineapple at the end of the bar.
1:41:24
I'm next day like laying on the floor like, whoa, what's
1:41:26
happening? Zooming in, zooming in, zooming
1:41:29
in. Last Snapchat story of the night
1:41:31
is me, pineapple in hand, sprinting through the parking
1:41:33
lot, getting chased by security. Swear to God.
1:41:36
That's all you remember, swear to God.
1:41:37
And I was like, I had to. I had to get driven home.
1:41:40
Puke somehow made it all the way home. 2 steps in the door, puked
1:41:43
all over my brand new house. When you're an adult, you have
1:41:45
to clean that right? OK.
1:41:47
Wait. So this when you got.
1:41:50
It So I went to a We went to a Bachelorette party and the girls
1:41:53
were doing like tattoos and everyone else chickened out with
1:41:55
my one friend Morgan. And I was like, oh, I'll get a
1:41:58
pineapple to commemorate this hilarious story that I have No
1:42:00
one stopped you. No, we were so no one knew.
1:42:04
And then no joke, I'm not. Again, I'm not going to say the
1:42:07
name, but it is a. Drifting driver, who is pro ish
1:42:12
and his wife was like, approached me and I'm like, Oh
1:42:16
my God, no, why would you think that?
1:42:17
And they're like the pineapple on your arm And I was like, so I
1:42:21
might cover it, 'cause I truly that is not.
1:42:23
No shot. No shot.
1:42:25
Yeah, maybe you should cover that.
1:42:27
Then or like couples will approach you in a bar and be
1:42:29
like, we really love your tattoos and I just Sprint.
1:42:31
No you don't. No, you don't.
1:42:33
I'm gone. I actually love SpongeBob.
1:42:35
Yeah. I'm.
1:42:35
I'm so awkward. I'm.
1:42:37
I didn't know about this pineapple thing.
1:42:39
But yeah, me neither. Me neither.
1:42:40
Do. Tattoo.
1:42:41
There's like a crappy, like Atlantic City tattoo was so bad.
1:42:45
I thought you were gonna say that night like I woke up and
1:42:47
there was a pineapple. Yeah, that's what I thought was
1:42:50
coming. No.
1:42:51
Total. Nope.
1:42:52
I did this to myself, stone cold sober to.
1:42:54
Commemorate what? If that was how it happened, I
1:42:56
would have been more I. Would have been dying.
1:42:57
I would have. Been like I would.
1:42:58
Have been like everybody. Why is there a pineapple on my
1:43:02
hand? Delete this out of the pod so I
1:43:03
can tell the story better. No, it was good.
1:43:05
That's. I didn't know about the
1:43:07
pineapple until recently because of TikTok and Instagram and
1:43:10
shit, 'cause somebody was like, whoa, this is what the
1:43:12
pineapple? Yeah, I didn't know that.
1:43:13
At all. I had AI had a Co worker.
1:43:14
We're pretty far into the pot where I had a Co worker who was
1:43:17
looking for an apartment here he.
1:43:18
Said. We're pretty far they're not
1:43:19
going to listen. To this I had a.
1:43:20
Co worker who was looking for an apartment here and I remember
1:43:23
after I found out what that was, that the apartment outside or
1:43:28
there thus next to it had a pineapple hanging from the
1:43:33
porch. And I was like, I wonder if
1:43:35
John's ever seen that. Massive underground thing that
1:43:39
like didn't realize was a thing. Yeah, I didn't know that.
1:43:42
Yeah, I hope that that didn't lead to him having a bad
1:43:45
apartment experience. I looked at that apartment for
1:43:47
him. Lock your doors, dude.
1:43:48
Probably. Don't eat a pineapple.
1:43:50
Ever. Oh, but I ate it the next day.
1:43:52
The pineapple that I stole. I'm still not allowed at that
1:43:54
bar, but it was the most delicious.
1:43:55
So you had the pineapple in your?
1:43:57
In my house, there was two things.
1:43:59
There was three things in that house me, a mattress and a
1:44:02
pineapple. You.
1:44:03
You get kicked out of bars often, You.
1:44:05
Get kicked. Out of No, no, no.
1:44:09
I've been. I've gotten kicked out of a bar,
1:44:11
maybe, yeah. Yeah, I could easily see Carl
1:44:15
getting kicked. Out just a couple of times.
1:44:16
Though 'cause when you drink you get assertive sometimes That's
1:44:19
false. So if anything.
1:44:20
Happens for something else. No, no, he's not bad.
1:44:24
He's not. It's literally exactly like I
1:44:25
said it. It's not worse than that.
1:44:26
This is. Let me give you an example.
1:44:29
No. We're at Korean BBQ or something
1:44:31
and and he they're all drinking and this guy washes a table next
1:44:36
to us, right? Because they want to go home
1:44:38
even though it's nowhere near when they're leaving.
1:44:39
But he's like spraying the table down and cleaning it and we can
1:44:42
like smell the chemicals a little bit.
1:44:45
And Princess was like, what was she saying?
1:44:46
She's like, she just said like one thing.
1:44:48
She's like, damn, it's kind of strong.
1:44:50
And then our our waiter came over and Carl was like, excuse
1:44:54
me. Oh no.
1:44:57
Do you remember Better Malcolm cause?
1:44:59
Carl, more like Karen. Carl, just Carl just goes, yeah,
1:45:03
I don't really like like you're cleaning the tables we're eating
1:45:07
like. That's crazy.
1:45:09
He's like, it's kind of crazy, right?
1:45:12
And he's like, you don't see nothing wrong with that.
1:45:14
Oh. Yeah.
1:45:14
That's what he said and the guy just like.
1:45:16
I would dismiss and then Carl goes look at her and Princess is
1:45:21
like it's Carl, it's. Fine, but and her eyes are
1:45:23
watering, but it's fine. He's like.
1:45:27
Just don't do. That I don't mess.
1:45:28
With Yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes, he goes, just don't do that next
1:45:30
time. Well, because.
1:45:30
Halfway through, I started to feel bad.
1:45:32
I worked in the I feel like like a lot of other people, I worked
1:45:35
in a food center. But you do that every time
1:45:37
though when you when you get assertive with someone and it
1:45:40
escalates but then it de escalates, you could tell that
1:45:42
Carl starts feeling bad. Yeah.
1:45:44
Like every time. A waiter could, a waiter or
1:45:47
waitress could come up and spit in my food and I'd be like, it's
1:45:49
fine. They probably had a tough day.
1:45:51
Yeah, I'm never gonna speak up to that.
1:45:52
I really used. To be like that, OK.
1:45:54
And then, like, it's just the alcohol.
1:45:56
No, it's just the alcohol. You don't do that.
1:45:58
I. Mean I guess.
1:46:01
Oh, maybe a little bit. Wait, what happened?
1:46:03
A criminal. You're a criminal.
1:46:05
A little wild that explains the pineapple.
1:46:07
A couple beers, right? A couple 2 tree.
1:46:10
You're drinking water, right? Yeah, it's.
1:46:13
I drove up here. No, me drunk.
1:46:16
Me is another creature. It's an interesting critter for.
1:46:19
Isn't it interesting what it does to a person?
1:46:21
I just want to run around like. On Halloween, I woke up.
1:46:26
On Halloween I did drink too much and this one tucked me in
1:46:28
again. My ride or die, apparently.
1:46:30
All this stuff I. Feel like Haley's the mom?
1:46:31
Yes, thank God, no. She also you and me off.
1:46:34
The back of a pit bike once and almost broke my ankle.
1:46:38
You. Need a responsible ish friend
1:46:40
like that we. We like Bond in that it's never
1:46:42
both of us going crazy. It's one or the other and we'll
1:46:45
like take care of each other for sure.
1:46:47
This is my partner crime. I steal her from Hop all the
1:46:49
time to be to do my crime with me.
1:46:51
Time you. Dressed as a six.
1:46:53
Foot coat. I was a traffic cone so I
1:46:54
thought this would be the best Halloween costume and I it was
1:46:57
last year. Sounds pretty good.
1:46:58
Was. This the car that hit.
1:46:59
You. I would.
1:47:01
That's a great idea. No.
1:47:02
But I I was just like running around the pits acting a fool.
1:47:05
Like I would find a crushed cone and be like, no, my son and
1:47:08
like, right? And I'm walking up to guys in
1:47:10
the bar and be like, hey. My.
1:47:12
Son and only my face is out. I'm like, hey, you want some
1:47:14
proximity? Like, no takers, no takers?
1:47:17
Isn't that spooky? I'm strange.
1:47:20
I get it. I'm a weird guy.
1:47:21
Weird. Hold on the crowd.
1:47:23
Where? Where you got a you.
1:47:24
Got a English town? Oh, where you are.
1:47:26
English town, yes. And everyone is like what is
1:47:28
wrong? I was just picturing like if I
1:47:30
was in the middle of Hoboken. Give her the mic you're.
1:47:34
Literally. At the bar hanging out and
1:47:37
someone goes, yo, have you seen Sarah?
1:47:39
I'm like, no, next thing you know, you just see her
1:47:41
sprinting. I'm like, fuck, got to go get
1:47:43
her. And then you, like, finally
1:47:45
catch up to her and she's stuck on a fence trying to it's.
1:47:47
Because I was trying to hop the fence.
1:47:49
She's. Dangling off the fence by her
1:47:50
costume. I'm gonna say you're just
1:47:51
fucking. Crazy.
1:47:52
I was trying to hop the fence and my friend, OK, I used the
1:47:55
term friend really loosely because they used to like
1:47:57
Sarah's on a fence and pushed me and the costume got stuck and I
1:48:01
kind of like I'm just dangling there.
1:48:03
No one's helping me. Everyone's just laughing.
1:48:05
It's fine. It was funny.
1:48:07
So you're a little crazy. A little bit.
1:48:08
I like to have fun. That's cool.
1:48:10
That's. That's.
1:48:11
Fine, I'm the opposite. No, he has fun.
1:48:14
I'm boring. He's the guy pushing you into
1:48:16
the. Fence.
1:48:16
No, you are low key fun. You're just.
1:48:18
I'm high key. It's your face.
1:48:19
You're like sneaky fun with your granola.
1:48:21
But when I was younger, I was so lame.
1:48:23
Seriously. So I'm doing all my fun now.
1:48:25
Like, I didn't drink in high school.
1:48:27
I barely drank in college, like end of college years.
1:48:30
And then when I got into Trip, I know, dude, I was like.
1:48:32
My GPA is not doing good. And it's 'cause I have, it's
1:48:36
'cause I have like. Violent ADHD not 'cause I was
1:48:38
stupid I was. Like if I just study harder.
1:48:41
No, Literally no. Yeah, I have.
1:48:44
You guys have. Been great ADH.
1:48:46
DI fucking this is how I pass college.
1:48:48
Fucking Grade. I would register for the same
1:48:50
classes my one smarter roommate had.
1:48:53
Flawless. And you're with the ideas, see.
1:48:57
And then we both passed. We both got the same grades.
1:48:59
Kind of crazy how that happened. Spooky.
1:49:02
And that's that. I did a lot of the drinking in
1:49:04
college. After college, I kind of.
1:49:06
Dude, after college, that's when I started to, like really build
1:49:08
a car. I had always had two 40s, but
1:49:10
that's when I really started building them.
1:49:11
And it's like then you get like the garage nights, the beers,
1:49:13
the partying at Club Blues back in the day when needs to swing
1:49:16
from the chandelier. Like that really kicked off my
1:49:17
part. What was Bitten 5?
1:49:19
Dude, it was they it. Was sick.
1:49:21
It was like 3:00 AM They had to cut the power to Stinky Pete's.
1:49:24
That's not your experience. It was.
1:49:26
Damn it, bananas. Sick.
1:49:28
Yeah, yeah, the lights would go out all at the same time.
1:49:31
At 3:00 in the morning, 'cause we drunk idiots were supposed to
1:49:33
be not in the bar Still, yeah. Yeah, remember that?
1:49:36
That doesn't happen anymore. No, they don't have.
1:49:38
They don't even have the chandelier anymore.
1:49:39
They don't have the box in the middle.
1:49:40
They don't have the noose anymore.
1:49:41
Almost no that noose back. You were.
1:49:43
You were? There this year, remember, I
1:49:45
was, I was ready. I was starting to drink.
1:49:47
I was fucking like. Some of the they still get
1:49:49
crazy, but just not like the level.
1:49:51
Of like, nutty it used to be Jake on.
1:49:54
The bar Jake is Jake is the savior of club loose right now.
1:49:57
He's he's like the best part of like.
1:49:59
For the young, I thought you were about to talk.
1:50:01
I was like. The young guys, he's the
1:50:03
craziest motherfucker, like. 100% 'cause he's like 14 years
1:50:06
old. Yeah, I was kidding.
1:50:07
He's like 22. Is he 21?
1:50:09
2110 Like a full 11 years. Young.
1:50:12
I just like that every time you see him he has this face on.
1:50:14
It's always like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
1:50:20
hey Jake. That's for the bit for sure.
1:50:24
Like I'm like. Wants to do that.
1:50:25
What's up? Like immediately and.
1:50:27
It always has a questionable shirt on.
1:50:29
Yes. Like some weird.
1:50:31
Yeah, boner. What's the other one?
1:50:34
There's another. One don't believe me?
1:50:35
I'll come that one. Yeah.
1:50:37
That's. My favorite.
1:50:37
Yes, my favorite. There's a girl version of that
1:50:39
that's like, don't be mean to me, I'm into it.
1:50:42
And I'm like I'm like hovering with it in my cart like.
1:50:44
It should be. Don't be mean to me, I'll squirt
1:50:46
on you. That would be.
1:50:47
Way funnier. You should make a shirt maybe, I
1:50:50
guess. That would be weirder.
1:50:52
It would be way. Weirder, I like this.
1:50:54
He's trying to offset the granola comments for.
1:50:56
Sure. No, it would be weird.
1:50:57
He's trying to be cool. Don't bully me.
1:50:59
I'll come. That's come on.
1:51:01
He's. Trying to be cool, man.
1:51:06
All right, Carl, you you know what?
1:51:07
You take the rest of the podcast.
1:51:08
Maybe maybe instead of? You know what?
1:51:11
You come up with a shirt here, let's.
1:51:13
Come on, maybe don't. Bully me.
1:51:15
Give me AJ Parish. Shirt.
1:51:17
What are you into? IS300.
1:51:21
OK, Don't be an IS300. Ever.
1:51:23
Don't. Bully me, I'll I'll, I should.
1:51:26
Have known from the what's perfect comment and I didn't
1:51:28
even get perfect out of my mouth and you're like IS300.
1:51:31
What I That was the wrong answer.
1:51:32
What I should have said was 2004 Toyota Sequoia.
1:51:35
I knew that, yeah, that's usually what he says.
1:51:38
That was my name on on a on a Seto Corsa for the longest time.
1:51:42
And then they changed. I changed it to Faction Carl
1:51:44
because I wanted Palmer and them to know that I was in the lobby
1:51:47
and then and then and then. You know what happened?
1:51:50
You know what happened? I drove like shit.
1:51:52
I had to get off, dude. Change it back.
1:51:55
Put your Sequoia name back on. It was bad luck.
1:51:58
Carl just wants to be friends with Palmer, so he changes his
1:52:00
name. We're saying some crazy shit in
1:52:02
this fucking. Yeah you guys want to post this
1:52:05
I. Didn't say shit.
1:52:06
You're fucking off there. Popping off.
1:52:08
You forgot to take a Xanax this morning.
1:52:10
I'm. Trying to think of what else
1:52:11
crazy shit I could say before this ends I.
1:52:15
Don't know what were the comments like because again,
1:52:17
everyone really want to get into bullying.
1:52:19
We don't have to get into it, but I'm just curious if there's
1:52:21
a real derogatory shit in there. Chat.
1:52:23
I want to praise you guys because our chat is actually
1:52:25
really. I'm really, really informative.
1:52:27
Sometimes tell me the shittiest comment Right now tell me the
1:52:30
meanest one. We.
1:52:31
Really don't have. Assholes.
1:52:33
Are they only supportive? Yeah, it's they're.
1:52:35
Great. I fucking love our gang.
1:52:37
But I'll look for one for you, OK?
1:52:39
See a sloppy mechanic. Someone called me a sloppy
1:52:43
mechanic. Did someone?
1:52:44
Yes. I'm so sloppy dude.
1:52:46
Let me think of the stupidest thing I ever did and I'm going
1:52:48
to share with you. Oh wait, what we got.
1:52:52
My drive shaft was zip tied in for like 2 full days.
1:52:56
What the fuck did you just say? I swear to God it was like 20
1:52:59
zip ties. Nervous.
1:53:00
That I don't. Put how would that even?
1:53:01
Washer back instead of where the bolts go through, I just had to
1:53:03
move the car from like one spot to another.
1:53:06
Oh my God. And I just zip.
1:53:07
So you? Just had to move it.
1:53:08
I had to move it. I didn't drift with it like
1:53:10
that. I'm not insane, but I had to
1:53:11
move it around and I was just like didn't feel like getting
1:53:13
bolts out. So I was like 20 zip ties it.
1:53:15
Might be insane, but that was a cool idea.
1:53:17
Yeah. Thanks.
1:53:17
It wasn't. That bad?
1:53:18
Maybe if I see in the pit I'll be like.
1:53:19
Hey Sir, are you doing nothing Bolt check today make.
1:53:21
Sure, to do that. Definitely bully me about that.
1:53:25
How? BMW dude said no.
1:53:27
Sloppy mechanics is a great thing.
1:53:29
Oh, you know. That's a compliment.
1:53:30
Wait, OK, It's slops. It's fellow slops.
1:53:33
All right, Look. Look at me not understanding.
1:53:35
What the fuck is a slop aside from a sandwich?
1:53:37
No, it's like, Oh my God, this is a deep cut.
1:53:40
I think it was a BMW guy. Get in the chat right now and
1:53:43
help help me out here. It was like a forum or whatever.
1:53:45
And they would share like like sloppy hacks like not
1:53:47
necessarily the right way to fix something, but like a.
1:53:50
Way. Oh, I'm with that, Yeah.
1:53:52
I'm totally for sure. Like cutting a hole out of your
1:53:54
spare. Time.
1:53:55
Twitch. Drift just said.
1:53:56
More girls, more girl episodes, please.
1:53:59
Or something like that. What?
1:53:59
I I. Wanted to ask too like.
1:54:01
Be completely free. Let's talk about the elephant,
1:54:03
Transparent. Wait, what's it like Carl going
1:54:07
into drifting as a girl? OK, so I actually did.
1:54:11
I had to guess it's shitty. I'm sorry if there's one subject
1:54:14
I wanted to talk about. I did.
1:54:15
I was like, let's talk about this because it's interesting
1:54:17
and probably the one thing I can lend to this.
1:54:19
I actually got in it. I don't want to say argument,
1:54:21
but a discussion with someone on the Internet about whether or
1:54:24
not all girls events are exclusive, like excluding men.
1:54:28
And we're hypocrites. And I said I hope so.
1:54:31
I said no. So, like, if you know me, I will
1:54:35
die on this hill that anything a dude can do.
1:54:38
A chick can do literally. And some people like of those
1:54:41
certain type will be like, well, men are biologically stronger.
1:54:43
Do you want to know how big pry bars I own?
1:54:45
Do you want to know how how leverage works?
1:54:47
Like, well, you figure it out, yeah, you find.
1:54:49
I'll figure it out, right? So for me, Motorsports is like
1:54:52
the great equalizer and I never want to see like men and women
1:54:55
split. However, in my opinion, all
1:54:58
girls events like it is super intimidating as a chick.
1:55:01
Like if we talk about in the Stone Age when I first got into
1:55:04
this, it's super intimidating, like rolling up.
1:55:06
I still have impostor syndrome that I don't know enough.
1:55:09
I'm like, oh, they're going to find out.
1:55:10
I don't, but I know stuff. So I.
1:55:12
Kind of feel the same way to be honest with.
1:55:13
You. I think everyone's got it.
1:55:14
OK, so good. It's good to talk about.
1:55:16
Sometimes you're all to event. You're like, should I even be
1:55:17
here? Yeah, me too.
1:55:18
I'm like, Oh my God, everyone's going to know I'm.
1:55:20
Such a poser, I guess. Yeah, so being I would love to
1:55:23
see more women in Motorsports. We're never going to get better
1:55:25
pro drivers unless we get better grassroots drivers.
1:55:27
It's it trickles up or whatever. So having an all girls event is
1:55:31
just a one day where girls can come get a ton of seat time and
1:55:34
it's only other chicks there so you feel less like.
1:55:36
It's a little bit of a safe space event.
1:55:38
I know and I hate that concept. That's.
1:55:40
Fine, yeah. And then they can go and go do
1:55:42
other. Ones right.
1:55:43
And the dude was, like, dying on the hill of like, well, how
1:55:45
would you feel if guys didn't allow women?
1:55:48
It sounds like he really wants to go to a girls event.
1:55:50
I that's what I said. I was like dude, if you want to
1:55:51
come as a photographer, as a fan as like come in and coach people
1:55:55
like get on grid run grid like get involved.
1:55:57
I'm totally like pro everyone get involved.
1:56:00
But I was I was saying it's akin to in my opinion a private day.
1:56:04
Like you wouldn't get tight if like we had a private day this.
1:56:06
Is what I would say it's a girls event.
1:56:09
The end. That's that's a good way.
1:56:11
Well, I was trying to like, I was like, if we all love
1:56:14
drifting, at the end of the day we're all the same person,
1:56:16
whether we're a chick or dude or whatever, blah blah.
1:56:18
Like here. Why doesn't he?
1:56:19
Why doesn't he make a Boy's Day? I guess, I guess he was trying
1:56:22
to say, like, if I made a boy's Day, I would get in so much
1:56:25
dribbling I would get cancelled. Well, I feel like.
1:56:27
It's a it's, in my opinion, it's a private track day.
1:56:29
You rent the track. You can have a boy's bikini day
1:56:32
if you really want to. Yeah, they do that.
1:56:33
Like get down in your skivvies if you want.
1:56:36
They do. They They do that.
1:56:37
That's the girls event, right? That was the.
1:56:39
Yeah, they they do the boys car wash and it's like they they
1:56:42
really try hard. I saw Frankie Beans there.
1:56:44
But I that's. Probably the one day and that's.
1:56:46
Probably the one day I wouldn't want to see Frankie Beans.
1:56:49
Probably I would. Definitely.
1:56:50
There's a lot of dude and not a lot of fabric and they soap them
1:56:53
up as well. And it's not my speed, but I do
1:56:56
love to Heckle. So I'll just be like, yeah, like
1:56:59
to say a bunch of inappropriate shit, 'cause, you know, the
1:57:01
quality and all, but. Yeah, I don't think you gotta
1:57:04
worry about those people. Yeah, but but what I but going
1:57:07
back to the whole like girl only drift day I I do.
1:57:10
I'm I'm for that 'cause you are right it and it is kind of weird
1:57:13
to think of it as like a safe space.
1:57:15
Dude, I'm but like anything. It's.
1:57:16
Just like girls who aren't like as strong willed or like what,
1:57:20
or like feel that confident where they want to go, they
1:57:22
should have a full blown drift event.
1:57:24
They. Should have a guy event for them
1:57:26
because there's plenty of dudes that don't want to go to club
1:57:28
loose because. They're.
1:57:29
And it's not just called, Clublu says.
1:57:31
I love it like a beginner day we can.
1:57:33
Do you know what I mean? Like.
1:57:35
And we can talk shit on Clublus and how they act like and but I
1:57:38
love them. At the end of the day, that's
1:57:39
where I started drifting. I absolutely love them.
1:57:41
But it's it's like it's their style.
1:57:43
Their style is very rough around the edges and we.
1:57:45
Support it just. Have a.
1:57:46
Thing I feel like it made me better, It made me tougher.
1:57:48
Yes, it. Did I go to different places?
1:57:50
And I'm like, really not affected by a lot of other
1:57:52
things because I know how a top, yeah.
1:57:55
How it should operate, but you were saying like you were.
1:57:58
You were using an example of like, well, some girls don't
1:58:00
feel comfortable going to an event with a bunch of dudes and
1:58:03
they feel a little out of place. Because as much as you want to
1:58:05
say they're not, it's like everyone is like, whoa, there's
1:58:07
a girl here. Exactly.
1:58:09
You would be surprised how many dudes there are that are scared
1:58:12
to go to Club Loose because they're going to yell at me like
1:58:15
they should have their own little event too.
1:58:17
I'm going to change. You was running the event just.
1:58:19
Annoying dude Let. People rent, rent a different
1:58:22
track, everyone put on Bunny slippers and we're all just
1:58:24
going to have hot cocoa and like.
1:58:26
Just be sweet. Too.
1:58:26
Hold on, hold on. You're going to entice Frankie
1:58:28
too much. That's.
1:58:29
Hot chocolate right now, yeah. I knew it.
1:58:31
There you go. You ever had Starbucks hot
1:58:33
chocolate? Of course.
1:58:34
Dude, I. Tried whiskey in it.
1:58:36
I don't drink. Oh, my bad, my biscuit.
1:58:39
OK, just just me then. I'll be the.
1:58:41
Detail of Kid Rock. It's crazy.
1:58:44
Don't laugh at that. Sorry.
1:58:46
Sorry. You can't laugh at that.
1:58:48
No. So I don't know.
1:58:50
I'm just pro like everyone learning, expanding the sport.
1:58:53
Whatever happens to expand the sport of drifting, I will die on
1:58:55
that hill like. Girl events are sick.
1:58:58
Can we get more? Can you get girls on this
1:59:00
podcast? We need to talk to we.
1:59:01
Need you guys to talk to the Drift Kitchen girls who.
1:59:03
Drift kitchen, yeah. Oh dude, Cerise is like.
1:59:06
Who the hell is? That but way cooler.
1:59:08
You're pretty cool. I don't.
1:59:10
No Cerise, she announces. Grid life, She.
1:59:13
She. She's also an announcer.
1:59:15
Sir. Well, she does.
1:59:17
She does more like street interview style and she is so
1:59:20
good at it. So like a dream team, if I could
1:59:22
make in my head would be like me in the booths recent in the pits
1:59:25
like getting the interviews she's interviewed.
1:59:26
T pain. She's so cool she's interviewed.
1:59:30
Yeah, literally. I'm so jealous of her.
1:59:31
I'm her biggest fan. That's sick.
1:59:35
X Games would be. Sick What the?
1:59:37
Fuck, now we're talking. She threats, shreds an E36.
1:59:40
She's like a really good driver. That's sick too.
1:59:43
That's going to be you one day. One day when I stop over
1:59:46
building my car. Running around with pineapples,
1:59:48
she announces. Adam LZ.
1:59:52
'S events too. Adam LZ's event, dude, she does.
1:59:54
So the she's not in the booth. She does the driver, which I
1:59:55
think is harder. Adam LZ event when it's in
1:59:57
Jersey. Yeah, I mean or.
1:59:59
She does like all of them. All of them, OK, all the ones
2:00:00
that are US and Canada, whatever.
2:00:04
That's. And they have.
2:00:04
Extreme Team right there at Yeah, Well, I mean, they would
2:00:07
love to be in the booth. I don't know who they have in
2:00:08
the booth for Adam LZ's event, the Drift games.
2:00:11
I feel like me and him would be real good as announcers too.
2:00:14
But yeah, yeah, let me know. Anybody that wants me to
2:00:16
announce their stuff, let give me a call.
2:00:18
But yeah, no. So I like the more tricks we can
2:00:20
have in this. I will be happy when it's just
2:00:22
5050 and it's not weird that it's like, oh, a girl's working
2:00:25
on a car. I would like to say it's really
2:00:27
not that weird anymore with girls drifting.
2:00:29
Definitely not. I feel like it's getting.
2:00:32
Much better. Oh yeah dude, it's way
2:00:33
different. I don't want to talk for like
2:00:35
the entirety of the Drift community because like, you
2:00:37
still got a seed in there, bad seed in there from time to time,
2:00:40
you know? Yeah, but like, it's like say if
2:00:42
we went to club loose and we saw a girl like setting up her car
2:00:44
and stuff, I don't even think I would.
2:00:46
I wouldn't even bat an eye. I would be like, oh.
2:00:48
Cool. This is normal.
2:00:49
There's girls in comp now. Like, people are just shredding.
2:00:52
It's awesome. Yeah.
2:00:54
I do remember when it was new though, Like Drift Kitchen was
2:00:57
like the first kind of event around here, yeah.
2:01:01
I always thought that the name was.
2:01:02
I kind of love the name. I think they were trying to
2:01:04
like, take it back because I I made a joke.
2:01:06
I made a TikTok about this, guys.
2:01:07
It's like that. That's their biggest insult.
2:01:09
It's like go back to the kitchen.
2:01:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like jokes on you, I'll burn
2:01:13
water, so I'll stick to my slop. No, I'm a I'm a decent cook.
2:01:17
But, like, you know, whatever. I can't.
2:01:20
Bake. Go back to the kitchen.
2:01:21
What the drift kitchen. Yeah, that.
2:01:24
Was the best name ever? Yeah.
2:01:27
Yeah. I was going to wear my drift
2:01:28
kitchen shirt, but I I wore. It You wore the best club loose
2:01:30
shirt there, That's not my boyfriend's.
2:01:31
Car that's a flip skirt. Shirt Oh, I don't know who makes
2:01:34
this shirt, but it's just like. There was a club loose shirt
2:01:37
Once Upon a time that looked something like that and it said
2:01:41
oh you're right. Something like my boyfriend
2:01:44
doesn't drift or something. Yes.
2:01:46
And it was a girl crying or girl crying, Yeah.
2:01:50
'Cause I was going to do that shirt and then I found out that
2:01:52
they did it back in the yeah, I love it though, because it's
2:01:54
like, so that's everyone's number one question.
2:01:56
Like, I'll be at Wawa just trying to put gas in my car, and
2:01:58
they're like, is that your is that your boyfriend's car?
2:02:00
Is no. Way me, me, pink gas cans alone
2:02:05
in my truck and I'm just looking for.
2:02:07
I don't even have a boyfriend. Dude, what the fuck?
2:02:09
And if I did, he'd probably build this car a little better
2:02:11
looking. Yeah, maybe.
2:02:13
But yeah, you might not pick KBD, this mythological guy.
2:02:18
And I love that. I'm like, if the guy that built
2:02:21
this car would just show up and help me work on it.
2:02:23
Jesus Christ. I just feel like I'm picturing
2:02:26
if I was ever to do that, how I would feel as a person.
2:02:29
I don't really know if you feel. Like you walk up to a girl and
2:02:33
be like. Is that your boyfriend 's
2:02:35
Lauren? So yeah, I feel like I just
2:02:36
wasn't raised that way. I also have a sister who's very,
2:02:38
very strong willed. So like I'll say this feel.
2:02:41
Like my sister had beat that dude's ass, probably.
2:02:43
Or or at least bitching off about it on the Internet.
2:02:45
It's crazy. It used to bother me more when I
2:02:47
was younger, but I like, I realized 99% of it is just
2:02:51
ignorance. They've just never seen that
2:02:52
before. And so it's a little weird to
2:02:53
them. So it's like me snapping at them
2:02:56
is not the right reaction. So I just kind of laugh it off
2:02:57
and like, I'll sit there and talk to them and just educate
2:03:00
about my car. And eventually they're like,
2:03:01
wow, this is for real. But I do get the when I was on
2:03:04
American trucks, I used to get, like, the occasional really
2:03:06
shitty YouTube Com. Oh yeah.
2:03:08
And dude, they let they let me clap back at a couple.
2:03:10
Really. Yeah.
2:03:11
So one dude. I'm like visibly dripping sweat,
2:03:15
doing a lift kit for an F-150 and I'm like, get to the point
2:03:18
where you like. So some kits it's easier to just
2:03:20
pull home. They really made you do the
2:03:21
whole fucking install. It started out only having to do
2:03:24
one side and then it became we're doing the whole thing and
2:03:26
what? Is his.
2:03:28
Job, dude. Well, if if we get in some weird
2:03:30
apocalyptic situation where we're like some quick someone
2:03:32
lift this F-150 dude, I'm. There.
2:03:34
Yeah. I mean, that's good for you,
2:03:35
but. Like the person for the job,
2:03:38
I'll just black out. Like when we would do any
2:03:40
install videos, I used to have my friend Dustin come here and
2:03:42
like. Explain it.
2:03:43
He never fucking turned one wrench.
2:03:45
Unreal. We were like, doing everything.
2:03:46
Then he would explain it. Did his boyfriend do it for?
2:03:48
Him. Yes, it was me.
2:03:51
Well, so the dude in this video dripping sweat.
2:03:54
Like, obviously I'm working. My face was kind of cranky
2:03:56
because I'm like so hot and sweaty.
2:03:58
And the dude comments and he's like, you should really give the
2:04:00
mechanic credit for doing this insult because, like, she's
2:04:04
trying really hard. But like, we know a mechanic
2:04:05
helped her. And dude, I was so tight about
2:04:08
that comment. That's what I would have been
2:04:09
thinking, but not saying. Well what I what I said was I
2:04:11
was like I was like well you know the video is edited down.
2:04:15
This is probably a four hour install, but if you have the
2:04:17
tools in the know how anyone can do it.
2:04:20
That was way too nice. I know it was so nice, but
2:04:22
that's you clapping that. Find me in the camera.
2:04:24
I was like, fuck. You.
2:04:25
But, But seriously, like, as per my last e-mail, Yeah, yeah, just
2:04:28
know if I ever hit you with like, some real corporate shit,
2:04:30
I'm like fuming behind. If you ever get that from her,
2:04:34
as per my last e-mail, then you know that actually, if you have
2:04:37
the right tools, anyone can do this.
2:04:39
But what I realized was like he just was telling on himself.
2:04:41
So it's like, imagine going to a YouTube comment section and
2:04:44
telling people you don't know how to do like a pretty
2:04:46
semblance. Yeah, you're right.
2:04:47
That's exactly like. What are you doing on this
2:04:50
video? Yeah, bub.
2:04:51
Weird. Like you can't do this.
2:04:53
Wow. Gross.
2:04:54
So now I have that attitude about it.
2:04:56
It's amazing, Yeah. There's a lot of guys these days
2:04:59
that can't change tires. Hold on.
2:05:02
Yes. Now, have you done this?
2:05:03
Do you want to hear this story? OK, let's hear it.
2:05:05
So. You pulled over on Saturday.
2:05:06
Do you want a poor soul? I've been single for a little
2:05:08
bit and I decided to go on a date and my friends were like,
2:05:11
your problem is the only date car guys, I'm like, what are we
2:05:13
going to talk about? We're going to be sitting at the
2:05:14
dinner table. You're not the only girl Weather
2:05:17
that has said this to me. Weather.
2:05:19
OK, so it's tough because it's like, no joke.
2:05:21
I know I'm a psycho. I eat, sleep and breathe this.
2:05:23
It's my day job. It's my hobby.
2:05:24
Like, I don't do anything else. I get it.
2:05:27
So I was like, oh, let me just go on it.
2:05:28
Someone's like, I have a great guy for you, but he's not into
2:05:30
cars. I was like, let's Sarah, just
2:05:31
have an open mind. Stop being an asshole.
2:05:33
So I go out with this guy. Long story short, we're at a BBQ
2:05:36
like a grouped thing. And I'm like, he's not into me
2:05:39
total Chad. And that's totally fine.
2:05:40
That's just his style. And mine is very different.
2:05:42
And at the I'm about to leave, I'm like, hey guys, bye.
2:05:44
And he's like, wait, let me take you out to dinner tomorrow
2:05:46
night. And I'm like, all right.
2:05:48
And I'm at a BBQ. So I'm in jeans and AT shirt
2:05:50
kind of dressed how I am now. And he takes his sunglasses off
2:05:52
and he's like, dress nice. And that should have been the
2:05:55
first red flag, right? But I'm color blind, baby, you
2:05:58
know what I'm saying? So we, I was like, give it a
2:06:01
chance, Sarah. This is what dating regular guys
2:06:02
is like. So I'm like, oh, now we're
2:06:04
looking noise, right? So like, I look, I look good.
2:06:06
I had a red dress on. I looked like.
2:06:08
I was took the dress out of the step on Cobbro, Yeah, out of the
2:06:10
Cobb. Dusted it off.
2:06:12
I looked like I was going to step on your throat and do your
2:06:13
taxes. Dude, it was weird.
2:06:14
It was a good outfit. It was a good outfit.
2:06:16
We go to some regular, regular ass Italian restaurant, but
2:06:19
that's OK. I'll be overdressed.
2:06:20
I'll be overdressed. It wasn't Olive Garden.
2:06:21
It was just some. They're getting not even show
2:06:24
up. They're getting pizzas to go,
2:06:26
dude, I don't care. I don't really care about that
2:06:27
shit. But they're people are getting
2:06:28
pizzas to go like, it's. I'm very overdressed.
2:06:30
So he's on his phone the whole whole night, right.
2:06:33
And I'm like, this dude doesn't like me.
2:06:35
It is what it is. So then at the end of the night
2:06:36
I'm like, all right, I'm going to leave.
2:06:37
So we and I met there. I don't like people.
2:06:39
You were in a group or just him? Nope.
2:06:41
Just him. And I had dinner.
2:06:42
It was a date. We met there.
2:06:43
It was an actual date. He was on his phone, like
2:06:45
texting. So but then he's like, oh, my
2:06:46
friends are at Topgolf. They want us to go.
2:06:48
And I've been in like I've been in a weird OK.
2:06:50
This is like such a rabbit hole. I've been in a weird like say
2:06:53
yes to everything. Why would he fuck it.
2:06:55
Let's let's go to top Golf. Like I'm so I'm a top Golf
2:06:58
barefoot in a red dress just trying to hit dingers.
2:07:01
I can barely swing a Golf Club. I don't know what I'm and he's
2:07:03
like your form is and I'm like shut up.
2:07:05
I already know this date like we're not compatible but we.
2:07:08
We took, but I want to just swing in these things.
2:07:10
I'm already here. I've had a few beers now.
2:07:12
I'm having a good time. So we took his car to Top Golf
2:07:15
because I was like, you're probably not a serial killer.
2:07:17
So we go to drive home, back to get my truck from the Italian
2:07:20
restaurant. We're on 95.
2:07:21
No one's speaking because it's gotten weird ever since I told
2:07:24
him to shut up and talk. And I just hear and I'm like, no
2:07:27
fucking way, don't do. And I look over at him and I'm
2:07:32
like, bro, you got a flat? Did he not even know what was
2:07:35
going on? He looks at me in the window to
2:07:37
my soul and goes, what are we going to do about it?
2:07:41
My brother in Christ, I'm in a red backless dress.
2:07:44
What do you mean? What do you mean?
2:07:47
And he's like, I've never changed a tire before.
2:07:49
And I'm like cursing my friend. I'm like, I swear to God, I.
2:07:52
Swear to You better come at me with a pro license or I'm not
2:07:54
even going to text you back after this shit like that.
2:07:56
He doesn't know how to say I know and OK, I don't want.
2:07:59
To tell me. You did it.
2:08:00
That'd be the fuck up. The shoes.
2:08:02
Back off. And I'm like, where where's your
2:08:05
your Jack? My what?
2:08:07
Where's your spare tire? My what?
2:08:09
And I'm like, you know what? Give me your dad's phone number.
2:08:11
Right. The fuck.
2:08:12
Now give me the the man of your family and I'm going to slap him
2:08:15
upside. Who fucking raised you?
2:08:18
Raised you. Who raised you?
2:08:19
Give me his phone like, I'm like, fuck it.
2:08:20
Like at first I was like, maybe this will be a teaching
2:08:22
experience and then I'm just anger changing this tire, like
2:08:24
as quickly as I can to be done with.
2:08:26
In a dress. In a dress on the side of 90
2:08:28
and. You're and you're angry There's
2:08:29
a. Meme.
2:08:30
This is a life Skill. This is a life.
2:08:33
He got a. Photo of that so I play myself
2:08:35
this hard and. Like that would be the best.
2:08:37
Body, bro. I was so angry.
2:08:39
I just locked him from his own passenger seat.
2:08:41
I don't. I hope he's doing OK.
2:08:42
He. Should.
2:08:43
After you're done changing, you should have gotten the driver
2:08:45
seat. Yeah, come on, Daddy's driving
2:08:48
passenger princesses ass straight up.
2:08:49
Yeah. So you changed the tire and you
2:08:51
guys went on your way. I went on the.
2:08:53
Best part of the story was when he said he looked at you and
2:08:57
said what are we going to do? We going to do about it.
2:08:59
I'm like, first of all, I split dinner with you so.
2:09:05
I know. Dude.
2:09:06
I don't got embarrassed for this dude like I feel.
2:09:09
I'm not embarrassed for me, the fucking loser.
2:09:11
You're a girl, you're in the car industry.
2:09:12
How do you date a guy that can't change his own tire life?
2:09:15
That that was your. That was the.
2:09:17
So we have some requirements. One of them do you got to change
2:09:19
a tire? You at least try #2 bed frame.
2:09:22
They could do that. A lot of dudes don't have a bed
2:09:25
frame. You'd be surprised how many many
2:09:26
of the population that. Just, oh, just mattress on the
2:09:28
ground. Mattress on the ground.
2:09:29
I really think that's awesome. I won't put their their dirty
2:09:31
laundry out on the Internet, but there are some mattress on the
2:09:33
ground people. Oh, there's a lot of them.
2:09:34
Yeah, I'm sure. No shot.
2:09:37
Will you ever seen the photo where it's like, guys are
2:09:39
totally OK living like this and it's a mattress with nothing in
2:09:41
the room? And ATV.
2:09:43
Yeah, ATV and just a mattress. I That was probably one of the
2:09:46
first things like you'd have to have a pretty sweet car for me
2:09:50
to overlook that I'm totally joking.
2:09:54
No, but I was saying before before we started this.
2:09:57
I know another girl. She says the same thing.
2:09:59
I was like, why don't you just, like, date someone who's not
2:10:01
into cars? She's like, what are you fucking
2:10:03
crazy? I'm like said than done.
2:10:04
OK, I hope you enjoyed changing a tire on the side of 95.
2:10:07
I got it was the summer. I mean, I guess that kind of
2:10:10
makes sense. What would we talk about?
2:10:11
I stopped that when. A guy asked me to teach him to
2:10:15
drive. Stick.
2:10:17
He asked you to teach him how to drive.
2:10:18
It's just it's like. That's probably the worst pick
2:10:20
up line. Ever.
2:10:20
Yeah. Well that's that's a good.
2:10:22
That's a good like, this is the final red flag and that one was
2:10:25
a good like like if that night was going totally fine and then
2:10:28
that happened. It was.
2:10:29
It was done. And don't get me wrong, I'm a
2:10:31
ride or die. Like if I've pit crewed for
2:10:34
boyfriends before, I've done a a diff with them with like 20
2:10:37
minutes before his like I will put down for.
2:10:39
But like I know he would do the same for me.
2:10:42
You know, in this hypothetical situation where there's a car
2:10:44
guy involved, I know that they would, you know.
2:10:47
Yeah. Wow, I'd be scared.
2:10:49
You know what? I'm gonna.
2:10:50
I'm gonna bring this back around to guy.
2:10:54
I mean, I haven't been with a car, Car girl.
2:10:56
I've been. That's what I was about to say
2:10:57
in. The scene, you know what I mean?
2:10:59
It's different. It's easier for guys, 'cause you
2:11:00
guys can have like a a biggest fan.
2:11:03
If they're not really into cars, they can just come around and
2:11:05
like, enjoy the track and like, you know, sell your shirts.
2:11:08
Like be stoked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:11:10
Not to like. Like they could maybe turn a
2:11:14
wrench, but like, not like you like that's different.
2:11:16
So from my experiences. Not like you, though.
2:11:20
I'm just like my I'm just my life choices right now running
2:11:23
through my brain. No, you can.
2:11:24
You obviously know how to work on a car.
2:11:25
And it's not. It's just because I love doing.
2:11:27
No, it's fine. It's not like there's no agenda.
2:11:29
But like my mentality now is like if they know what a 240SX
2:11:33
is, run. Like, that's literally what my
2:11:36
mentality is now. Can I put that on a shirt?
2:11:39
Yes. OK.
2:11:39
Like that's literally what it is.
2:11:41
And I tell my friend I'm like, what they know what a 240 are
2:11:43
you crazy? Like, but that's.
2:11:46
The thing is, is wouldn't that be sick?
2:11:47
Like if you could just talk. About my.
2:11:49
Experiences. No.
2:11:50
Maybe. Not.
2:11:50
For but for me yeah, on paper going after like.
2:11:53
Stance. Girls, I guess they were like
2:11:55
like stance. Girls in like in the scene when
2:11:58
HO was at. Its yeah it was not drift.
2:12:01
Like they did not drift. Yeah, so I hate the car girl,
2:12:04
car guy name. Anyway, I like, I'm an
2:12:06
enthusiast. This is literally my career, my
2:12:09
my profession. So.
2:12:10
Yeah. But that's cool.
2:12:11
I think a lot of girls will relate to that.
2:12:13
And what I think is more girls would be into it if we just
2:12:16
like, like you can do it if you want.
2:12:18
If we just said that to them, hey, you can do whatever.
2:12:20
You can be into cars, why not? Yeah, so I don't know.
2:12:24
I feel like. And what I prefer is if that
2:12:27
person isn't fully into it, so that I can have.
2:12:30
We still have our own hobbies and we can still.
2:12:31
Grow. That's me, yeah.
2:12:33
Like, I want our own hobby. And she better have a fucking
2:12:36
hobby. That's the other.
2:12:37
That's the fucking problem, is that I feel like a lot of people
2:12:39
don't have hobbies and then I'm like, OK.
2:12:41
So you and then you and then you do.
2:12:43
Not just women, men too. It's like they they just don't
2:12:46
do anything. And I'm like, what do you do
2:12:47
with all of your time? So you're telling me you just
2:12:49
like, yeah, sit there, just raw, dog your reality.
2:12:51
You don't have to do something 24/7.
2:12:53
These are the best spooky. I don't know.
2:12:56
Do you have the best terminology?
2:12:57
Yeah, seriously. But I don't know like I if you
2:13:01
if I take I always this is the test.
2:13:04
If I take that away like and you have nothing else, then I just
2:13:07
straight up just start to lose interest.
2:13:09
I'm like, all right. Yeah, this can only go so far.
2:13:13
Yeah, dude, that definitely made me super gun shy.
2:13:15
So I'm just not really doing anything.
2:13:17
I'm working on my car and like, I talk to myself sometimes in my
2:13:19
house. Yeah, eat cheese at 3:00 AM No
2:13:21
one's going to tell me. Guess lonely, I guess.
2:13:23
Lonely as fuck sometimes. I'm not going to lie.
2:13:26
It do, it do. That's why I bother her.
2:13:28
So much in her. Boyfriend.
2:13:30
Well. Frankie pick up the phone more
2:13:31
often. God damn it, I will say no.
2:13:34
It's I'm loving my life. This has been the craziest year
2:13:36
of my entire life. I'm so stoked I would not have
2:13:39
any other way. I hope next year is even Wilder.
2:13:41
Yeah, I drove all the way out to Indiana.
2:13:43
Bought my first long distance trailering experience by myself.
2:13:47
Drove like 3 new tracks this year.
2:13:49
Drove down to Mid Pond by myself like it's just.
2:13:51
So you guys are living a similar life right now?
2:13:53
We are dude. Yeah, it's kind of weird.
2:13:55
Yeah, it is kind of weird. Just too homies.
2:13:57
Yeah, it is. It is kind of weird.
2:13:59
It's really freaky because you're doing the podcast thing
2:14:01
and you're doing like the announcing thing, but you both
2:14:03
have full time jobs and you both travel I.
2:14:04
Get chandon dates because I say you know.
2:14:07
It's a cars. And then they're like, oh, it's
2:14:11
your entire life. Yeah, I know.
2:14:12
Well, all right. It's the same way.
2:14:15
Sorry, I have a passion. What?
2:14:16
What are you doing this weekend? I'm like, well, let's see.
2:14:19
I wanted to watch the game with the boys.
2:14:21
Oh, I will watch the game. I will watch the.
2:14:23
Game. You will watch the game.
2:14:24
I love football. Oh, OK 'cause I was a
2:14:27
cheerleader for a long time. I was a cheerleader in college.
2:14:29
Oh, birds here. So like.
2:14:30
Did you throw people or were you getting thrown?
2:14:32
Both. That's it.
2:14:33
Frankie wants to try. That's why he's.
2:14:35
Yeah, he's getting you totally do it.
2:14:37
It's all about like core control.
2:14:38
This can happen. So you guys can throw me?
2:14:40
Later we need three people. Malcolm.
2:14:45
That's good. And then you're just going to
2:14:47
have to, like, really trust your bases.
2:14:49
Yeah, that's crazy. But no, you first you would get.
2:14:51
I just met you. First you would get just lifted.
2:14:53
We would just lift you. OK, hold you there and then be
2:14:55
like, are you? Good for my feet, Like, just
2:14:57
terrified. Right now Oh.
2:14:58
OK. I can do that.
2:14:59
And then we can even put you down on your feet.
2:15:01
You know, it would have been cool to be a cheerleader.
2:15:03
It was really sweet. I got to go to Montana State.
2:15:05
That's where I cheered at. How was Montana?
2:15:07
Amazing. I'm a snowboarder too.
2:15:08
Like, hardcore. So yeah, it's 40 minutes from
2:15:11
the. So you got better after the
2:15:12
three years of learning? I don't want to toot my own
2:15:14
horn, but I'm really good at snowboarding.
2:15:16
Sick. Yeah, that was a long time ago.
2:15:17
I'm pretty. Good.
2:15:18
You should snowboard. I snowboarded once.
2:15:20
I don't do like park and that stuff.
2:15:21
I. Hit my head really hard.
2:15:22
OK, that'll do it. That was it.
2:15:24
That's explains that big mountain riding, super fun like
2:15:27
Backcountry stuff like ton of. It looks amazing.
2:15:30
It's phenomenal. You if you love hiking, like, Oh
2:15:32
yeah dude, And you can bring as much granola as you want like a
2:15:37
camelback in one side or you and.
2:15:39
Let's go to the questions now. Let's let's go to the questions
2:15:42
now. It's probably all my friends
2:15:43
bullying me. I.
2:15:43
Snowboard too. This is really weird because now
2:15:46
after Frankie said that, I'm like.
2:15:47
Sarah's me and girl for him. Yeah, it's weird, right?
2:15:51
Desk job. Like ADHD.
2:15:53
Everybody has ADHD. Well, your.
2:15:56
Clinical depression. Your job.
2:15:57
Your job is. Probably way cooler than mine,
2:15:58
yes. Yeah, questions, I know aside.
2:16:02
From the LS. Oh, the LS thing is weird.
2:16:05
Yeah, you're right. Who said the LS thing?
2:16:07
As well. Oh, that was me.
2:16:08
I'm just trying to find this. I have the questions up here.
2:16:11
I'll get you to the bright side. One Cam dude.
2:16:13
You will never get me to that side, but I think I can get you
2:16:16
to the 8. I think I might be.
2:16:18
I think it's kind of crazy that Ricardo's setting us off with
2:16:20
the first question. Ricardo, what's up?
2:16:21
Have you ever gotten the urge to yell, Oh doctor while
2:16:24
announcing? What a great question.
2:16:28
I think it's cool. I would love to yell something
2:16:30
out. I don't want to steal anybody
2:16:31
else's thing though, but like, so when what?
2:16:33
Did you say yours was the Yee Haw?
2:16:35
I said. Sometimes you and sometimes you
2:16:37
Haw, you know so. But that was when someone messes
2:16:39
up. When Jared does it on the
2:16:42
Doctor, I'll like scream it in my living room.
2:16:44
I love it. I love that.
2:16:47
Boy, boy, and. He's got so many nicknames.
2:16:49
He does, yeah. So I like to nickname parts of
2:16:51
the track Okay. Yeah.
2:16:52
So that's will happen you. Could be that person though, cuz
2:16:56
Nurburgring has named corners like here we go into Grindelwald
2:16:59
or whatever the fuck. Yeah, mine are stupider So the
2:17:02
hairpin at Club Lose cuz it's right in front of the track when
2:17:04
they're doing the gamblers there, that's the people's
2:17:06
corner. So my whole thing is in the
2:17:07
drivers meeting. I'm like hey guys, listen,
2:17:09
everyone can see you really well in certain parts of the tracks.
2:17:11
Like, don't fuck up in these parts.
2:17:13
Definitely don't fuck up in the people's corner.
2:17:15
They when I was in, when I was announcing a different event,
2:17:18
they were having a gambler and they're like, you better not
2:17:20
mess up outer Zone 4 or salvage. Sarah's going to bully you.
2:17:22
I was like, oh, they were thinking.
2:17:23
Of me while I wasn't there. Like, that's so sweet.
2:17:27
Darrell calls the car. Track the casino now.
2:17:29
Nice. OK.
2:17:30
So I like that. I guess that's you remember
2:17:33
night moves, yes? That shit was sick.
2:17:36
That shit was sick. Yeah, fuck man.
2:17:38
Why don't they do that anymore? The parking lot suck.
2:17:40
Well, the parking lot for the car track, the cheese grater.
2:17:44
You know what? Why am I giving them excuses?
2:17:45
I don't know why they don't do it anymore.
2:17:47
Probably because they just don't want to do it.
2:17:49
That that's the club loose. Well, they didn't want to do
2:17:51
sleigh ride. You know we can do.
2:17:52
It now, Yeah, we don't want to be.
2:17:53
Out there in the middle of. December.
2:17:56
You're right. Don't put it in the schedule,
2:17:57
then, Haley. Don't tease.
2:18:00
Me. No.
2:18:00
But really, they probably just don't want to do night moves.
2:18:02
I mean, it was a Wednesday night, 6:00.
2:18:04
Taking shots at Haley out of nowhere.
2:18:06
Crazy. Well, I used to.
2:18:08
I used to live, like, right down the street from the track.
2:18:10
So there's a picture of me somewhere.
2:18:11
Just like sitting on the fence where I wasn't supposed to be
2:18:13
sitting on, just watching some drifting.
2:18:15
Yeah. Yeah, Night Moves was my first
2:18:16
event. I think it was damn.
2:18:19
OK, 2010, I think. It's also a good song by Bob
2:18:21
Seger. It is a really good song talking
2:18:23
about the night moves. Who wants to leave their house?
2:18:25
On a Wednesday. Me.
2:18:30
Me. So I'm not alone with my
2:18:32
thoughts. The lonely boys do dog.
2:18:33
Dude, that shit was sick. Like you literally leave work.
2:18:36
You're like, I got to leave. They might let me leave like 1/2
2:18:38
hour early or something and then you just drive down the track
2:18:40
and everyone's there hanging out and like, you got a few hours in
2:18:43
and you grab dinner, go home. That was the best.
2:18:46
That's pretty cool. Like then they moved it to
2:18:48
Friday night and it was like, that's cool.
2:18:50
It became the Friday night party.
2:18:51
Yeah, night. Moves sound sick.
2:18:53
Because Friday is more like you could do whatever you want.
2:18:56
It's basically the weekend. Wednesday was like this is this
2:18:58
is bad? I'm not supposed to be doing
2:18:59
this. You know, I mean, that's how it
2:19:01
felt. It felt cool because I know that
2:19:03
a good chunk of the population was at home.
2:19:05
Exactly. Yeah.
2:19:06
So. And it would have felt cool,
2:19:08
see. Time would be a little bit
2:19:09
better too, because it's on a Wednesday night.
2:19:11
I moved 30 minutes away from Club Loose and my idea was that
2:19:14
I was going to be able to hit Friday night drift parties right
2:19:16
after work and I never went. I sold actually sold the 240.
2:19:20
Don't do that, by the way. Never selling.
2:19:22
I sold it because I thought that I needed to be more normal so
2:19:25
that I could be happy like everyone else.
2:19:26
Bro, What doesn't normal? Even me.
2:19:28
Yeah, what is that? It sounds boring.
2:19:31
It sounds boring as fuck. Don't.
2:19:32
Sounds like then you end up spending your money on fucking
2:19:35
drinks at the bar and like just eating out every day of the
2:19:37
fucking week and your little beige life.
2:19:40
What do you do? Just work and go home.
2:19:41
And then do what? Like spend time with your family
2:19:43
and actually. Watch my other friends drift and
2:19:46
I'm sitting there like, cook like a balanced dinner, dude.
2:19:48
And like spend time with your loved ones.
2:19:52
I'll. No, it's actually the story of
2:19:55
my life, which is so super sad. Okay.
2:19:57
Anyway, can you like we got another question?
2:19:59
We're depressing the entire Internet.
2:20:01
Jacob Jordan, what year was your Pathfinder?
2:20:05
It's a hard body Pathfinder that's that's sick.
2:20:06
I think the hard body 95. So is that it was?
2:20:09
A 1995. That thing was a Ripper.
2:20:12
My dad took it apart to do the. I hope my dad doesn't watch
2:20:15
this. He took it apart to do the
2:20:16
timing chain and it's an interference motor and he
2:20:18
started out of time and he just that was a wrap.
2:20:21
Yeah. So you know what's funny?
2:20:22
Shout out to my dad for messing up a lot of stuff.
2:20:24
That's how I learned a lot of things.
2:20:26
I. Mean.
2:20:27
That's him even working on shit, probably.
2:20:29
So my my grandpa was a race car driver.
2:20:32
My parents met in his pit crew. Like I was destined for this.
2:20:36
Yeah, you were. Kind.
2:20:37
Of sick. And my dad did.
2:20:38
My dad walked so I could run. I definitely know more than him
2:20:41
now. He'll call me up and be like,
2:20:42
hey, have you tried doing this? And I'm like, dad, have you ever
2:20:45
driven on a track ever in your life?
2:20:46
He'd be like, you really need to bring some more speed.
2:20:48
I'm like, all right. You're right though.
2:20:49
No, but that's true. Like, my dad will sometimes be
2:20:52
here. Oh, he always comes here to
2:20:53
annoy me because he's retired now.
2:20:54
So he just comes here and sits in the corner and just watches.
2:20:57
And then like, he'll be like, yeah, maybe the time.
2:21:00
Yeah, the timing might be a little bit.
2:21:01
I'm like Dad. OK, Grandpa, let's get you to
2:21:04
bed. Like you, Ron Swanson, Him I
2:21:06
know more than. You.
2:21:07
No, it's not that. But it's just like, I'm like, Oh
2:21:09
my God, I really do know more. Because you always feel like
2:21:11
you're never going to know more than your dad, like.
2:21:14
I feel like I don't know more than the general population.
2:21:16
And then I walk in an AutoZone. I'm like, hey, where's your
2:21:18
water wetter? And they laugh at me and I'm
2:21:20
like, Jesus Christ do do I need to give you a part number?
2:21:22
How do you wet water? It's already wet.
2:21:24
I got a lot of water wetter here if you need to take some home.
2:21:27
I mean we we got cool in it now, everybody.
2:21:30
Yeah, it's cold enough. We got coolant in the drift car
2:21:32
now. Yeah, well, we got Red Line
2:21:34
coolant with water wetter now. Oh.
2:21:35
Wow are. You living in 20-30?
2:21:38
Five. Yeah.
2:21:38
And it's expensive too. And you mean that I don't have
2:21:40
to keep changing it every six months?
2:21:42
You don't, Yeah. Oh my, why are you changing it
2:21:44
every six? So she's a race.
2:21:45
Car. So during the winter you run
2:21:47
coolant. Didn't you know about the fuel
2:21:49
cell? Come on, I run.
2:21:50
I run coolant all year. Well, some, some tracks don't
2:21:53
allow it, right. That's true.
2:21:54
You're technically not supposed to have it.
2:21:56
Yeah, right. So I'll follow the OEM
2:21:58
manufacturer's manual, Toyota. Red.
2:22:01
You do, Toyota said. I need to put this in right now.
2:22:04
Next question, Fada Ellie, Eli. Fada Eli says 1 billion lions
2:22:10
versus one of every Pokémon. Who's winning?
2:22:12
Great question. The Pokémon Easy.
2:22:14
They have abilities that a lion doesn't.
2:22:15
Have dude, Charizard will just BBQ one with a dog.
2:22:19
Yeah, that was a very easy one. Yeah, we need another one.
2:22:21
Sorry. I mean, good for you.
2:22:22
I always like the question of like, would you rather fight?
2:22:24
Yes, but they've been getting kind of like worse as they go
2:22:28
on. We're running out of animal.
2:22:29
Maybe maybe someday somebody will step up sometimes.
2:22:32
Eli, you got next week. Sometimes someone will surprise
2:22:34
us with a really good one. What was that really good one?
2:22:36
Wasn't it like the gorilla one? Shark.
2:22:38
No, the gorilla one. The gorilla one, Yeah, with.
2:22:41
But then they threw in like, would you a skinwalker at the
2:22:45
end? I'm like a skinwalker's not even
2:22:46
a real thing. But then, since you don't know
2:22:48
what it is, I would pick that because you don't know its
2:22:51
capability. No shot, dude.
2:22:52
That thing will no. It's like a demon from another
2:22:54
realm my videos hail. Yeah, and I'm a demon from this
2:22:57
realm. Yeah, in different beings, dude.
2:23:00
You're a skinwalker friend. What the fuck are you talking
2:23:03
about? When you start.
2:23:07
Hearing your mom cry outside, you'll know a skinwalker is
2:23:09
really yo, No way. Hey, that happening.
2:23:10
That's so spooky. Hold on, Hold on, hold on, hold
2:23:11
on. Oh hell no.
2:23:13
Yo hell. He's out.
2:23:15
He's out. Bring it closer.
2:23:17
Come on. Common thing with skinwalkers
2:23:19
that. You can be inside your house and
2:23:21
if it's if you're in the Appalachian like trails.
2:23:24
Cuz it's an Indian thing. Yeah.
2:23:26
And if you're in, like you live in the Appalachian trails and
2:23:29
like you're in your house and you hear it's late at night and
2:23:32
you hear like a baby cry like a woman.
2:23:34
Crying. Someone calling your name, I've
2:23:36
heard. Do not go outside.
2:23:37
Just don't open the windows, yeah.
2:23:39
No. Yeah, Malcolm, what do you, how
2:23:41
do you feel about that? There's stories about people
2:23:44
hearing people who have passed away, hearing them outside,
2:23:47
calling their names. It's none of my business.
2:23:48
I'd survive every horror movie because it's none of my
2:23:51
business. It's none of my business #1
2:23:53
Anything goes down, I'm running straight up.
2:23:55
Good luck. You live in a house by yourself.
2:23:57
I know, dude. How scary is that sometimes?
2:23:59
Luckily it's Pennsylvania. You can you can have a gun.
2:24:01
The amount of times I hear my fridge doing some weird shit and
2:24:03
I'm clearing the house last. Night.
2:24:06
I literally thought I heard a door open and close in my house
2:24:09
and my cat's not even home right now.
2:24:11
He's with his grandmother. But so I literally had to clear
2:24:14
the whole house the other night. I was.
2:24:16
She's fucking walking. The other night, Yeah, straight
2:24:17
up with a flashlight. Like, don't listen.
2:24:19
Do not surprise me bro, 'cause you're gonna have a hole in you
2:24:23
and then I'm gonna ask questions afterwards.
2:24:24
I accidentally I'm just. Gonna PA.
2:24:26
They could probably do that. This is what I do.
2:24:27
This is what I do. I'm I get out of my truck, I
2:24:30
hear a noise. Guess what I'm doing Split.
2:24:31
Back in my front door? No, I'm running to the front
2:24:34
door, 'cause I know what I'm. Saying shit was creepy that I
2:24:36
cannot do. Oh my.
2:24:37
God, next question. All right.
2:24:40
Boosted 92 coupe YLS swap. I feel like we answered that,
2:24:43
yeah. We did.
2:24:44
It's just so simple. It's really easy.
2:24:46
You can use a Harbor Free. Grinder on the ring, the chop.
2:24:48
One Cam. One Cam.
2:24:50
Just like the, well, weird kind of clout.
2:24:52
Like, no one's going to say that you're cool, but everyone will
2:24:54
be like, you're such a nerd, and then they'll be like, peeking at
2:24:56
your inch bit. You're so dorky.
2:24:59
Yeah, this eye in it. Yeah, this one's Nick
2:25:02
Cristafori. If you could get rid of your LS
2:25:06
for an Sr. for an SR20 with a mustache.
2:25:09
Would you? Wait, what's with the mustache?
2:25:11
Is that a person and who works on fable cars?
2:25:14
SR20 Mustache. Is he a Bluemaster?
2:25:17
Oh no. I mean, I do like a good
2:25:19
mustache. I do like a good mustache.
2:25:22
But you'd have. You don't have to convince me to
2:25:23
get rid of. That's where.
2:25:24
We mustache, not a big mustache guy.
2:25:26
Dude, OK, that's I got the joke now.
2:25:29
I love a good mustache all of November.
2:25:30
That was like my Roman Empire. What about the guy from Top Gun
2:25:33
the new? 10 row, row, row row.
2:25:34
You know what I'm saying, Yeah. Yeah, he's, he's.
2:25:37
Kind of hot. He's kind of hot and I'm not a
2:25:40
mustache guy. I'm.
2:25:41
Not I need to get out more in case.
2:25:45
Next question, this is Semaj Niab.
2:25:47
This is a friend of mine who lives in Texas.
2:25:48
Now what's up, Bane? What was my first drift car?
2:25:50
It was that 240 vert. You were there when we picked it
2:25:52
up. Next question.
2:25:54
This one. I know who Bert is, but they
2:25:56
said, who's the chick with Sarah?
2:25:58
She probably cooks banging empanadas.
2:26:00
She does who? Said that somebody named Brian.
2:26:04
Brian Hop. Shout out to Brian.
2:26:05
Hop. Yes, Brian, our girlfriend cooks
2:26:09
great empanadas. I love you.
2:26:13
Oh, you. Said hour, yes.
2:26:15
Soviet Russia, this is this one's FRS Zach, what was your
2:26:19
childhood job? I would actually like to know as
2:26:21
well. Best advice for new Drifters?
2:26:23
Oh OK. My best advice for new Drifters
2:26:25
is literally don't do what I do. Get your underpowered 150
2:26:28
horsepower car and just rip it as much as you can.
2:26:30
Good thing you got one of. Those, and then take everything,
2:26:32
everything everyone says with a grain of salt.
2:26:34
My first job, I dude, I worked like we grew up like broke,
2:26:38
broke. Like ramen noodle broke, dude.
2:26:40
Like government cheese broke. So I had jobs.
2:26:42
He. Had a 240 so.
2:26:44
Yeah. And then I got in a car.
2:26:45
So I've just never not been broke.
2:26:47
Yeah. So I think my first job was like
2:26:49
waiting tables. My first car industry job I
2:26:52
worked for, you know? Oh my God, Oh, my God.
2:26:57
I want to Fred his name. He's a club loose guy.
2:26:59
My brain just doesn't work anymore.
2:27:00
So I worked with him at like a restoration shop, like old
2:27:04
school, old school car restoration.
2:27:06
And I was like low man on the totem pole.
2:27:07
So I'm like sweeping floors, like doing whatever nobody would
2:27:09
want to do. And they would give me like
2:27:11
little jobs here and there. And that's how I, like, started
2:27:13
to learn stuff. And there was an old guy that I
2:27:15
didn't even know his name. They called him old man.
2:27:17
Like that was what they called him.
2:27:18
And he was, he was like so good at metal work and he was like
2:27:20
showing me all this cool stuff. Yeah, that was really fun.
2:27:22
I I did that for like maybe a half a year.
2:27:25
So that was probably my first car industry job.
2:27:28
Well, how old are you then? I was in college so I had like 3
2:27:31
jobs in college because again broke and I liked cars so I was
2:27:35
like I sold weed in college. OK.
2:27:37
Next question. I.
2:27:38
Fucking knew it we. Knew it, dude.
2:27:39
We got it out of him. My foot has a hole.
2:27:43
Ask her why SR20 is her favorite engine.
2:27:45
Hi Fable. Is this Fable?
2:27:46
Hi Fable? We don't need another Fable
2:27:48
shout out. We've had like 4 because he's
2:27:50
just so great. I know he's so great.
2:27:52
We'll. We'll get her to convert.
2:27:53
He did hot laps. That was his.
2:27:55
That was his romance. I knew he was going to have a
2:27:56
fucking. Great time.
2:28:00
That's the best. Fucking that's the best photo in
2:28:02
the Drift community ever. Next question, tasteless media
2:28:07
why are SRSR? 20s Why are Sr. 20s just so much
2:28:11
better than Ellis? I warned you, I.
2:28:13
Saw everyone in the chat. If you'd ask me a question,
2:28:15
you're going to need to define the word better.
2:28:17
I'm going to need a definition because if it's if it's reliable
2:28:19
then are they cooler 100%? I feel like it's a more.
2:28:26
'Cause I love when you like to hear it, when they're drifting
2:28:28
and you just go to, I'm like, yeah.
2:28:31
It's cool. It's like the, like, nasaliness
2:28:33
of it, Yeah. It's like, that's a drift car,
2:28:36
you know? Agreed.
2:28:38
I'm just reading the comments, I had no idea what.
2:28:41
Was said we could have been like.
2:28:43
Literally. He could have said some crazy
2:28:45
dude. This guy's name is amazing.
2:28:47
What is it? Kim Jong Chill 60.
2:28:49
That's Kim. That's Kim Pakenham.
2:28:52
I love you, Kim. That's Chet's girlfriend.
2:28:54
She's the coolest. The best name.
2:28:56
She's so funny. That name is the best name ever.
2:28:58
And she's building a motorcycle. So I'm telling you, get the she
2:29:02
does get the drift kitchen girls on here.
2:29:04
You're going to get more microphones.
2:29:05
Building A. Motorcycle.
2:29:05
I want to get Chet on here. And we'd like to also build.
2:29:07
But I want to build her own episodes.
2:29:09
Yeah, Kim has a lot to share. She's very funny and she's good
2:29:12
at conversation, so she'll just. Yeah, let's do it.
2:29:15
All right. Well, ask her about her dad.
2:29:17
Trust me, it'll be funny. Try and make it about him.
2:29:19
Yeah, so I told you about my dad.
2:29:21
Like that's how I got into cars. He also like, he's owned a bunch
2:29:25
of really cool cars. He took me to my first, like,
2:29:28
drifting thing ever. He's made some hilarious
2:29:32
mistakes with cars. He taught me how to snowboard.
2:29:35
Like every cool thing I've I do. I owe to my dad for sure.
2:29:38
Sounds like a dope guy, he. Sounds like he he will bully me.
2:29:41
He will also always bring you a drink.
2:29:44
Yeah, he'll he'll be like are you guys good?
2:29:46
Are you guys good? Hey, you suck And it's me Like
2:29:48
what? So one time I was at went to a
2:29:50
my dad is just a very cool guy everyone he's a social
2:29:53
butterfly. I just went got back from
2:29:54
Germany. I went with my family and he's
2:29:56
like making friends with like random German dudes that don't
2:29:58
speak English. Like he's a blast And so we were
2:30:00
I was in middle school we went on a school trip and I was like
2:30:02
dad, will you be my chaperone? And he's like, yeah, I'll come
2:30:04
in for it, so. He comes in, he's a chaperone.
2:30:07
All my friends are like, this is the coolest guy ever.
2:30:08
He's in the back of the bus, he's doling out nicknames.
2:30:10
He's like, you're this, you're a maverick, you're this with all
2:30:13
these cool ass nicknames. And I'm sitting there like
2:30:15
everyone likes my dad. Everyone's going to think I'm
2:30:17
cool. Dad, what's my nickname?
2:30:19
He looks at me and he goes booger like, dad, stop giving
2:30:23
them ammo, bro. They're already so mean.
2:30:26
Now we have to hang out with Booger.
2:30:29
And it like what? Why was I booger?
2:30:31
I have no idea. I've asked him that and he just
2:30:32
chuckles like you, asshole. He bought a 240.
2:30:36
That's sick. He did.
2:30:36
He bought. He was like, I knew this car
2:30:38
would be cool. Bought it off the lot.
2:30:39
Dude, my friend said it was for hairdressers, but I knew it was
2:30:41
going to be a cool car. He'll tell you that?
2:30:43
Yeah. And he'll still be like, I know
2:30:44
I could slide it. You know what?
2:30:45
I'm going. To I want to see that.
2:30:47
I'm going to get this is what I said on Kim's podcast.
2:30:49
I know we're going to get a private day.
2:30:51
We're going to get my dad in here and I bet you he's going to
2:30:53
shred straight out the can we. Can we film that shit?
2:30:55
Yeah, hell yeah. Let's do a little.
2:30:57
Let's do a factory motor. Sport, Sarah's dad learned.
2:31:00
How to drift? We'll bring two cars.
2:31:01
We'll bring my insane Pro Am car, bring.
2:31:03
His car. He brings his Z his stock.
2:31:05
Z. His 240 You still have it right.
2:31:08
Oh the the cookie. OK, but if literally if that
2:31:10
goes on a wall. And no, absolutely put it on the
2:31:12
track. Put it on the cart track.
2:31:13
Or something. It's not going to hurt.
2:31:14
Let him slide again. Wild Steve.
2:31:17
Pizza or coffee? Oh, Steve, what's up?
2:31:20
Dude, that is a really. I'm going to say coffee.
2:31:24
Because if I couldn't get through to the day without
2:31:26
coffee and I can eat another combination of like cheese,
2:31:29
bread, meats. And it's a good way to rebuttal
2:31:32
that, yeah, you could eat in a different combination.
2:31:35
Maybe like a chicken parm sandwich or something.
2:31:36
What? The hell yeah.
2:31:38
What is your Dream S chassis belt?
2:31:39
That's also from Ricardo. That's another great question.
2:31:43
So that would be my S14. I don't know if you got that
2:31:45
two-tone Sylvia, you guys knew you were going to so clean.
2:31:48
It's so clean. I cannot find a flaw in it.
2:31:51
So I want to like restore fully restore my S14, do like just OEM
2:31:55
plus type mods like obviously lower it just a little bit like
2:31:58
cool wheels. Intake exhaust like a little bit
2:32:00
of motor work but not anything like crazy.
2:32:02
And just keep it like like sleeper almost.
2:32:04
Yeah, clean. You got a garage?
2:32:06
No, I I was sharing a shop for a while and I was, I'm trying to
2:32:10
rent a shop. I don't have any right now.
2:32:11
So it's just my townhouse garage.
2:32:12
So they they were saying the guy that did the the body work on
2:32:15
that car, like the metal work, it's flawless.
2:32:17
So I hit him up on Instagram hopefully.
2:32:19
He. Answered.
2:32:20
Seriously, I was out there for how long?
2:32:22
30 minutes. I hit him up on his car and I
2:32:23
was like, will you please build build my S14 like I would.
2:32:26
I would. He could have it like it's not
2:32:27
really a time crunch because I don't drive it as it is and I'd
2:32:29
love to get it like back on the road.
2:32:30
And I was going to say if you had your own garage, I mean, you
2:32:32
can fucking figure anything out, so you really could take your
2:32:35
car down. So if you see me this summer,
2:32:37
I've built my drift car again over the winter in a townhouse
2:32:39
garage and I need some props for that.
2:32:41
Damn. That.
2:32:42
It's kind of crazy. Where do you keep all your cars?
2:32:45
Oh, I did my subframe in the driveway and I got.
2:32:47
I pissed the HOA off so bad. Yeah.
2:32:50
The bushing, lighting, bushings on fire and.
2:32:52
Everything. Yeah.
2:32:53
Well, I wasn't gonna like the bushings on fire.
2:32:54
And then they came over and yelled at me and didn't even
2:32:56
have the respect of, like, introducing themselves.
2:32:58
So I was like, now I'm lighting the bushings on fire.
2:33:01
I was trying to be nice, but now they're getting lit on fire and
2:33:03
I'm like, it's 11:00 at night, 'cause I wanted to be a little
2:33:06
sneaky about it. And I'm like.
2:33:07
Torch. I have two fire extinguishers
2:33:09
just in case, and I'm just like smoke is going everywhere, it
2:33:11
smells so. Bad and I'm like, the smell is
2:33:13
so. Bad.
2:33:14
My house is right on the corner, dudes.
2:33:15
I'm like, hopefully no one's going by.
2:33:17
It's like a Thursday night in the summer.
2:33:18
But we did. We did it.
2:33:19
Good. They were doing Jesus here was
2:33:21
doing something outside literally on Monday.
2:33:24
And I was like, that's the day the fire Marshall's supposed to
2:33:26
show up and. Fucking this guy.
2:33:28
And literally, like, I I walk outside and he's in the fucking
2:33:31
shop already. I was like, hey, what's up?
2:33:33
And I know that he's outside right now.
2:33:36
And he's like, looking at the fire extinguisher, he's like,
2:33:38
yeah, this is good. I'm like, all right, bye.
2:33:40
And then like I asked, he's, he's like, oh, he I literally
2:33:43
finished just before he came. I was like, dude.
2:33:45
Thank God that would have. Been real bad.
2:33:47
Easiest way to get everything out though.
2:33:49
Oh yeah, it's definitely the best way.
2:33:51
They should just go behind the shop, Malcolm.
2:33:54
Yeah, the fuck. Why didn't we think of that
2:33:56
anyway? I never want to do that again,
2:33:57
and certainly not in my driveway.
2:33:59
Yeah, we have to do it like once a month subframe bushings, yeah.
2:34:03
It's easier if the car's on a lift to like, get the subframe
2:34:06
out. Really trying to line that up
2:34:07
with the car on an. Angle.
2:34:08
Survive I I called my friend Trevor.
2:34:10
Shout out to Trevor. I like I was stuck getting the
2:34:13
subframe back in because with the solid bushings like you
2:34:15
cannot line that up. So I'm like I called him because
2:34:17
he's a 240 guy. You try.
2:34:18
To do it yourself. Yeah, dude.
2:34:19
Yeah. I had to call so like.
2:34:20
I don't like you that. Sounds.
2:34:22
Horrible. Let me die before I ask for help
2:34:24
because literally the second a man touches my car, it's he
2:34:26
built it. So.
2:34:27
But luckily Trevor, super awesome guy.
2:34:30
He's great. I called him up and I was like,
2:34:32
dude, I'm tapping out. I need a that's.
2:34:33
When you call Haley, she can do. It.
2:34:34
I don't know. Yeah, he'll call.
2:34:35
It she can barely find all herself.
2:34:36
Friends, I'm her boy, dating. Brian, I don't.
2:34:39
Touch anything? No.
2:34:40
You can figure it out. So great.
2:34:41
Come on. Yeah, no, but Trevor came in,
2:34:43
saved the day. Help me line him up.
2:34:44
It was a lot of like 2 jacks and hammering and finally like I was
2:34:47
like dude, I owe you the biggest beer when we're done.
2:34:49
So he's a great dude. Living the struggle.
2:34:52
But that's what it is when you work on your own shit.
2:34:54
So next one is from SR20. Bobby, do you have a Jeep?
2:35:00
If you don't have one, do boy do I have a one for you $6500.
2:35:05
It's a Jeep. Hit us up if you need a Jeep.
2:35:07
I don't have a Jeep trying to sell one.
2:35:08
I don't have a Jeep. I bought my ex a Jeep as a
2:35:10
present. And XJ?
2:35:11
That's insane. Yeah, I'm the best girlfriend
2:35:13
ever. Bobby loves Jeeps.
2:35:15
Oh, drink. They drink every time Sarah
2:35:17
mentions that. Yeah, it was just.
2:35:18
I just thought it was a cool gift.
2:35:21
Oh, this is a thing. OK.
2:35:22
Next question. It's a thing, OK?
2:35:26
Everyone's cool. This one, this one is for
2:35:28
Malcolm. This is from Lachlan.
2:35:33
Drive slow. Hi, Malcolm.
2:35:34
Hi, Malcolm. Hi, Malcolm.
2:35:35
Hi, Malcolm. Hi.
2:35:36
Malcolm has a boyfriend. Hi, Malcolm.
2:35:38
Hi. Oh, that's so sweet.
2:35:40
Malcolm has a little crush. Yeah.
2:35:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, take the compliment.
2:35:45
Keep it pushing. Hi.
2:35:46
Lachlan. That's a first.
2:35:51
Oh shit. Shit, he noticed him.
2:35:54
That's not good. All right, this one's from Alan
2:35:56
Kyle. Remember when.
2:36:00
I don't know. I don't know.
2:36:02
She goes Oh. Whenever someone goes remember
2:36:05
when I'm like I run through my not because I don't know if.
2:36:07
The pineapple. I hope you know something about
2:36:09
this because it's just going to sound really bad when I probably
2:36:12
remember when Gus blew his load against a Mustang.
2:36:15
Also, come brownie guy is me. Yo, that's a lot of like.
2:36:20
Weird things. Yeah.
2:36:21
OK, so Gus. Gus is a dude.
2:36:24
Yeah, I think I've met him before.
2:36:26
OK, he did some I won't. Not going to blow up in the
2:36:28
spot, but he has some questionable things with a lady
2:36:30
on backtrack. Good for him.
2:36:32
So he got this nickname, but he was in the car track comp and we
2:36:37
were rooting for him in the stands too.
2:36:38
I'm sorry. We were rooting for you.
2:36:41
We were rooting for you. And he blew it.
2:36:42
God damn it. Gus Didn't his car break?
2:36:46
I think he ran out of talent, but I could be wrong.
2:36:49
Interesting. All right.
2:36:51
And the brownie thing is just like they were passing out
2:36:52
brownies and I was like, what's the catch?
2:36:54
And then they were jokes about just their Gus's brownies.
2:36:56
And I was like, SUS, yeah, so that was car.
2:36:58
That's a inside joke from the car track.
2:37:00
OK, thank God. I was going to say Alan would
2:37:02
never hurt a soul all. Right.
2:37:03
When was this one's a Mike Stansko.
2:37:05
What's up, Mike? Oh, Mike, yeah.
2:37:07
Mike's cool. I've never met him in.
2:37:09
Mike's cool person. Yeah, we've got to have him on
2:37:11
here because he has that, that Cadillac.
2:37:13
Yeah, he does. Like he does a bunch of parts
2:37:15
for Cadillac specifically. Big LS guy too.
2:37:19
He's cool, of course. You know, I didn't look at that.
2:37:21
I didn't look that far into our friendship.
2:37:23
But no, he's a cool guy. Yeah, for sure.
2:37:28
Get him on here. All right, when was the last
2:37:30
time you punched the fuck up And he spelled punched with TON
2:37:36
hashtag Cactus Gate. Oh my God.
2:37:38
Oh no. What if I don't?
2:37:40
I'm my my brain's blanking. Oh my God.
2:37:43
I don't know. No.
2:37:44
No punch like poncho. Yeah, what is Oh my.
2:37:47
God, is it food? I guess we can just statue the
2:37:51
limitations. So we we were at work at turn
2:37:53
14. We all used to work Taylor.
2:37:55
That's How I Met Mike and his fiancee.
2:37:57
Now congratulations guys. I love you.
2:37:59
Morgan, who's also my really good friend And we were all in
2:38:02
Turn 14 and we're all like newbies to turn 14.
2:38:05
And I don't know why, but we used to like laugh and joke
2:38:07
around a lot. It's probably our bosses didn't
2:38:08
like that. I think I was the instator.
2:38:10
Enjoy yourself. I was the instator of a lot of
2:38:13
like the Too Much Talking, which is good for a podcast, not so
2:38:15
much for work, but. So we were like unpacking a box
2:38:18
or whatever, and there was way too many ponchos.
2:38:20
And one of our other friends is like, let's go, dude.
2:38:23
And it was like making the jokes even more.
2:38:25
He's like, let's punch the fuck up boys.
2:38:27
And I am doubled over peeing my pants, because that is the
2:38:30
funniest thing I've ever heard. Punch the fuck up, boys.
2:38:32
Maybe that's my new catch phrase.
2:38:34
He's like, let's punch the fuck up boys and he goes to toss me a
2:38:37
poncho. I double over and laughter.
2:38:38
It blasts our Co worker, who we don't necessarily like so much
2:38:42
cactus, into smithereens, dude. And now I'm laughing even
2:38:46
harder. It sent this thing to the
2:38:48
stratosphere. It's all over the ground.
2:38:49
I'm like trying to clean up dirt.
2:38:51
I'm still laughing my ass off. We put we shove it back in its
2:38:54
little container and put it back on the shelf and no one says a
2:38:57
goddamn thing. And a couple weeks later, she's
2:38:59
like, she goes, Oh, my cactus died.
2:39:01
I think I actually did pee my pants.
2:39:03
I think I should. Don't give me any of your
2:39:05
secrets. I cannot keep them under duress.
2:39:07
If it's funny enough, I'm just gonna It takes a lot to kill a
2:39:10
cactus I. Think.
2:39:11
Yeah, well, poncho coming in and mocked Jesus, dude.
2:39:13
Took him out. Clearly at the throat.
2:39:16
He didn't have a chance, dude. Let's ponch the fuck up with
2:39:20
Thank you for that deep cut, Mike.
2:39:21
Thank you so much. He had a He had a Part 2.
2:39:24
What's your opinion on Galactic sauce?
2:39:26
What the hell is Galactic? Oh my goodness.
2:39:27
I'm putting all my business out there.
2:39:29
The trip that we got the tattoos on, I got a little too drunk and
2:39:33
I was like, let's I was texting someone.
2:39:35
I was like, let's get this galactic sauce.
2:39:37
It was garlic sauce. I think I had like I had a pizza
2:39:40
in one hand and like a a cinnamon stick in the other.
2:39:43
And I was just. Comes back to the to the
2:39:45
autocorrect. Yeah, dude, Go that too.
2:39:48
It wasn't me being so good, though, like we should find a
2:39:51
place that. Has galactic sauce, that's why.
2:39:53
Do I feel like somebody already has that though?
2:39:55
Probably. Probably interesting.
2:39:57
Damn dude, all these deep cuts. I'm loving this.
2:40:01
This is the last one from Corey Nay 77.
2:40:04
What are areas that are lacking in the aftermarket world and
2:40:08
tips on starting a business? That might just be a random.
2:40:12
Question. That's such a smart question, I
2:40:14
don't know if I'm smart enough to answer this.
2:40:15
All right, you got this. Tips on starting a business,
2:40:18
make sure you fucking love it, 'cause you're going to be doing
2:40:21
it 24/7, like you're not going to be able to 9:00 to 5:00 it
2:40:25
and then just go home. Like, that's what drifting I
2:40:27
live for, 'cause I love it. If it was anything else, I
2:40:30
wouldn't be able to do it 100%. And then I guess tips for like,
2:40:33
where the aftermarket's lacking, I so I work on cars a lot, so my
2:40:38
idea would be, if you also work on cars, see where you're
2:40:41
constantly going. God damn it, I wish I had
2:40:43
something that blank. And then just make it happen.
2:40:48
Carl's loving that. Nah cuz I want six point
2:40:50
extended fucking wrenches so badly.
2:40:52
Cuz I'm like, why are they always 12 point open-ended,
2:40:56
extended like? Make one, or like you know, Snap
2:40:58
on will pay you for a tool idea. Oh yeah, I heard about that.
2:41:02
Yeah, they'll probably fuck steals it.
2:41:04
They're like get wrecked. Yeah, they heard.
2:41:07
They got it like, all right, the checks.
2:41:08
In the mail. You get it as fucking 200 bucks
2:41:11
and you're like, what the fuck is this 200 more than you had
2:41:14
before? Yeah.
2:41:14
Like and. Then they make 2 million off of
2:41:16
it. Before I worked for an exhaust
2:41:18
company, I didn't know there was a tool that like, takes the
2:41:20
hanger off like nothing. Oh my.
2:41:22
God, that's the best. Use it the other.
2:41:23
Day It's $11.00 dude, and it will save your life like no more
2:41:27
wrestling hangers and even if you don't have.
2:41:30
Like any sort of lubrication for the rubber.
2:41:31
Like I've spit on it before and it just comes off.
2:41:34
Just spit on it. I was at the we'd have to take
2:41:36
cars to an airstrip and we're and so also sometimes forget
2:41:39
tools. One time I forgot a whole part.
2:41:40
Had like zip tie a piece of pipe up.
2:41:42
Hilarious. More sloppy mechanic.
2:41:44
Like a dress. No.
2:41:46
It was like, so it was a valve and so the car would have got a
2:41:49
check engine light if it didn't have like if it couldn't talk to
2:41:51
the valve but we didn't have. We had the the straight pipe
2:41:53
piece, but I didn't have a valve simulator so I just zip tied a
2:41:56
pipe up in. The Valve Simulator.
2:41:58
These are expensive cars. Yeah, it was Audi's dude.
2:42:00
Way out of my pay grade for sure.
2:42:02
How do you like oh wait, there were.
2:42:04
Two, they let me drive some fucking crazy shit, so it's not
2:42:07
bad. They let me take off for
2:42:08
drifting. They're understanding about the
2:42:09
announcing. Yeah, that's that's all you
2:42:11
need. Awe like your current company.
2:42:13
That you and they like to go like, hey, we have a stock FRS
2:42:16
you think you can drift that for us?
2:42:17
I'm like I can try. So the there's a video online of
2:42:20
our like launch video and I it's an open diff and it's bone
2:42:23
stock, but I got it to slide only One Direction so they like
2:42:26
Cinema Magic did. You gotta, like, turn off all
2:42:28
the bullshit. Oh, I turned off.
2:42:30
Luckily, like, no joke. Those cars are like, I was
2:42:32
surprised with how easily a stock FRS.
2:42:35
You're the best, so if you do like a couple of mods, I think
2:42:37
you'd be mint. Yeah, what surprised me in a
2:42:39
negative way was the new Z. Like, it's cool, dude.
2:42:42
No one is down harder for Nissan than me.
2:42:45
But I just was like driving this car around English town and I
2:42:47
was like, this needs a lot of stuff.
2:42:49
Like I like the. Suspension.
2:42:51
Drifting ass. No, no, we will.
2:42:53
We brought in a ringer for that. The owner.
2:42:55
I didn't want to drift. Try to drift the car in front of
2:42:57
the owner. So much money I would die.
2:42:59
I didn't go off track with the FRS, though.
2:43:00
You'll know that. Yeah, with both my bosses
2:43:03
watching. Yeah.
2:43:04
So I just was like, damn, this thing.
2:43:06
Like it doesn't handle very good.
2:43:08
It definitely needs a tune for sure, like suspension upgrade,
2:43:10
and I just kept thinking of like things I wound up.
2:43:12
I feel like it's a good car for like just driving on the highway
2:43:14
really fast. So it's it's like a different
2:43:16
caliber of car. I feel like it's like a.
2:43:19
They drop the ball again. What a surprise I mean.
2:43:21
Do they keep breaking my heart? Yeah, every Nissan 2001.
2:43:25
Yeah, Nissan's a red flag, but I just keep on coming.
2:43:27
Back more? Yeah 'cause we're just hoping,
2:43:29
crossing our fingers. And then they double the price
2:43:31
of fucking everything and. We're like, hey, do you want the
2:43:33
same Z but more expensive? The motor's better.
2:43:36
At least it's not a VQ. You want the same exact?
2:43:38
Exact gas tank from fucking 1993.
2:43:40
But it's triple the price now because we know you'll buy it.
2:43:44
Yeah. Good times.
2:43:45
That was it, yeah. Cool.
2:43:47
That's a good question. Do you have anything else that
2:43:49
you wanted to share? No, my big thing was like aware
2:43:52
of. My big thing was make sure to
2:43:53
get Sarah on FD. Yeah, I'm going to shoot my
2:43:56
shot. I can't believe I'm saying this
2:43:57
to the public. I'm shooting my shot at FD.
2:43:59
I'm going to tell him. Why not Life is?
2:44:00
Short dude. Life is short.
2:44:02
Hire me, Yeah. I'll We've proven in the
2:44:05
gambler, Sarah will work pro bono for a little bit.
2:44:08
Yeah. Don't sell yourself short now,
2:44:10
though. Yeah.
2:44:11
But thank you so much for coming on the pod.
2:44:12
I know that now that I know where you live, that's.
2:44:14
Kind of. Not one of my top five pods, I
2:44:16
must say. This was fun.
2:44:17
So. Even with me making fun of you.
2:44:19
Yes, we really. That was the fun sheet.
2:44:20
When people like you May you took the time you had to come
2:44:23
all the way over here and listen to U.S. chat.
2:44:24
And yeah, I really hate going really appreciate.
2:44:26
I really hate asking people like, hey, you want to be on the
2:44:29
pod. Especially people.
2:44:29
I don't know. 'Cause then I'm like, Oh my God,
2:44:31
I feel like I'm asking way too much.
2:44:33
And you're like, no, it's totally fine.
2:44:34
I was like, Oh my God, you're like 2 hours away.
2:44:36
Are you OK? Like, is this OK?
2:44:37
And I would have driven. To the moon to go here, dude,
2:44:40
you're. Fine.
2:44:40
You're like, it's fine. I was like, OK, cool.
2:44:42
I'm just going to keep making fun of Frankie for granola all
2:44:44
dude. Keep the joke rolling.
2:44:46
I'll be in the comment section next time you'll tell granola
2:44:48
boy to have a seat. And on that note.
2:44:51
Thank you guys so much for listening.
2:44:53
Good night. Oh wow, Malcolm on his game
2:44:57
today. Yeah, that was quick.
2:44:59
Malcolm's like I'm trying to eat.
2:45:01
He's so hungry he doesn't want to.
2:45:09
Start I'm still vibing off that podcast.
2:45:11
Yeah, on that high still. Yep.
2:45:13
I was driving to work this morning and just started
2:45:15
laughing out loud because of the story with the guy who couldn't
2:45:20
change the time. Oh.
2:45:21
My gosh, So what are we going to do?
2:45:25
That was my favorite. How do you, like, drop me home,
2:45:27
Take Me Home? That needs to be a reel
2:45:29
immediately. So hopefully you can figure that
2:45:31
out today. OK.
2:45:32
Because that needs to be the. That's going to be our best
2:45:35
reel. Yeah.
2:45:37
Sarah, thanks for coming on. That was amazing.
2:45:39
And she had a really. She had a lot of stories, She.
2:45:43
Has a bunch of drift cars. I I really didn't even expect
2:45:47
the whole drifting aspect because I.
2:45:50
I didn't really know. I was like, I know she drifts.
2:45:51
But you. Didn't think she was that into
2:45:53
it. Yeah, like the same time as you.
2:45:56
Oh, I. Definitely.
2:45:56
Had no idea that she was my age and all that.
2:45:59
That was crazy. But yeah, that was really cool.
2:46:04
She's going to be a repeat guest, Yeah.
2:46:06
Whether she likes it or not, we're going to call her up.
2:46:08
You need to come back. Someone said that in the YouTube
2:46:11
comments already. Yeah, it's like she needs to
2:46:12
come back once a month. And Haley was amazing.
2:46:16
Yeah, let's know if you guys want to do just a Haley episode,
2:46:18
all right? Yeah, she's been around Club
2:46:20
Loose and you know everyone for so long.
2:46:23
So you know, I don't she doesn't drift.
2:46:25
But she probably should start so.
2:46:28
That would be cool. Or if you guys know any other
2:46:29
women in the drifting or car scene, I guess.
2:46:33
Yeah, that we could have industry because that was way,
2:46:36
way more fun than having to do it on.
2:46:38
So yeah, yeah, just Sarah was funny as fuck she.
2:46:40
Is way too funny, Yeah. All right, So what do we got
2:46:44
going on in the shop? Not much, because it's fucking.
2:46:46
December Black Friday's over. Black Friday's over.
2:46:49
If you miss those sales, well, that fucking sucks.
2:46:53
That's not going to happen again for another year.
2:46:55
So you fucking drop the ball on that one.
2:46:56
That's the annual sale. Yeah, 20% off on on.
2:46:59
No, 20% off on BN Sports. No one.
2:47:02
Don't. Don't tell them now.
2:47:03
It's too late now. No one took advantage of it.
2:47:05
They're too late. Congratulations.
2:47:07
You'll be paying full price. Yeah, but Origin basically sold
2:47:12
out. We.
2:47:13
You don't really have much left. Yeah dude, there's not much left
2:47:15
for Origin. So anything you guys are going
2:47:16
to order now is basically going to be February.
2:47:19
Yeah, next year situation. So that's that.
2:47:23
As far as stuff we got on the website, I just found some
2:47:26
random things. I found a Nissan transmission
2:47:29
cross member bolts, those ones that always strip.
2:47:33
I got those on the website now and then transmission mount to
2:47:37
cross member Nuts, the small little 12 mills, I think they
2:47:40
are those are up there. Nissan differential fill plug.
2:47:44
We were putting Josh's diff together and we realized we
2:47:46
didn't have that, so we added that up there too.
2:47:51
What did? What did you add?
2:47:51
You added some shit? I see some HKS coilovers.
2:47:54
Oh yeah, there's some HKS Hypermax S coilovers for S 1415
2:48:01
that are in stock in the States, which is pretty rare.
2:48:04
So if you want those to, grab them now.
2:48:06
I'm looking at the price is 1999.
2:48:10
Back in the day, I would have been like, oh, those are for
2:48:11
rich people, but now? Now stance is that price?
2:48:15
Yeah, like so. If you want a good set of
2:48:17
coilovers, you're basically paying at least 1700.
2:48:20
Dollars. Yes, so might as well spend
2:48:22
extra bucks for some HKS. Yeah, and I I have heard good
2:48:25
things about Hyper Max coilovers.
2:48:27
I have not used them myself, but yeah, someone should definitely
2:48:31
grab those. And then we have a big
2:48:33
announcement guys. We have finally added a pair of
2:48:36
knuckles. On our website.
2:48:39
Yeah. How were those never there?
2:48:40
We realized that we never had knuckles on the website for an S
2:48:44
chassis, so that probably explains why no one was ordering
2:48:46
anything from us, yeah? It's all right.
2:48:48
It's we're we're a small team in here.
2:48:50
We get sidetracked. We get lost in the saw.
2:48:52
I was also doing this for like 8 years before you and I never
2:48:55
added knuckles. Yeah, so I'll blame you.
2:48:57
Well, honestly, just cut them and Weld them.
2:49:00
Yeah, well, but we got GK Tech knuckles up there now.
2:49:03
Malcolm put all the options in there, so if you're not trying
2:49:06
to drift with them. You can also just click one of
2:49:09
the other options. They've got grip setups and grip
2:49:12
drip drift and then like a mixture, right?
2:49:14
Yeah. Somewhere in the middle, then
2:49:15
half and half. So that's cool.
2:49:17
Don't forget we have our fan favorite hoodie back and stop to
2:49:22
keep them rolling. Faction.
2:49:24
Much sports hoodie. Yeah, the hoodie quality is
2:49:26
really, really nice on this one. The screen printing is amazing
2:49:30
on them, right? That's screen printing.
2:49:31
Yeah, screen printing. Nice and thick.
2:49:34
These hoodies are thick. They're not no fucking Guilden
2:49:37
type. Yeah, we don't.
2:49:38
We don't do Guilden. Yeah, these hoodies are thick.
2:49:41
Keep you warm. Stay warm out there.
2:49:44
Keep. Yeah, I mean the original idea
2:49:45
with these hoodies were I wanted something a little stronger that
2:49:49
could survive being worked on in in the garage and everything.
2:49:52
And I think that was, I mean, I destroyed mine, but I think it
2:49:57
it worked out pretty well. I still see people wearing them
2:49:59
so. Yeah, I've been wearing mine
2:50:00
for. Maybe almost two years and it's
2:50:03
still good. Yeah.
2:50:04
So those hoodies are back in stock.
2:50:06
We got a lot of them. Make sure you check those out.
2:50:10
I guess that's really it as far as the website goes.
2:50:12
But we still have some hats left in stock.
2:50:14
We are going to, I don't know if we're going to run those again.
2:50:18
So you might want to grab those hats when we still have them.
2:50:20
We got a lot of merch in stock still.
2:50:23
T-shirts, stuff like that. If you're looking for a
2:50:25
Christmas present for your significant other, or your
2:50:27
friend that loves drifting, I would say Faction Motorsports
2:50:31
Merch is probably. A good idea?
2:50:32
Yes, Sir. Also, if they're a listener of
2:50:34
the podcast, we got stickers now.
2:50:37
We got regular Faction Motorsports stickers on the
2:50:38
website. I think we did a We re up some
2:50:42
stickers. We place another.
2:50:43
Order. We got to do a podcast T-shirt
2:50:45
next. Yeah, that'd be cool.
2:50:47
Yeah, we got to come up with, come up with that stuff, yeah.
2:50:53
Yeah, that's it. Oh, it's the slow months now.
2:50:55
We're in December, about to be in December.
2:50:57
If you guys need your cars worked on, please send them over
2:50:59
here. If you have friends that have
2:51:02
regular cars or something that need maintenance done.
2:51:04
Just the daily drivers, you know?
2:51:06
Send them over here. We sell tires.
2:51:07
We do mounting and balancing. We do alignments in house.
2:51:11
Yeah, send us all your daily drivers and all your.
2:51:15
I mean, you could even send us your projects.
2:51:17
If it's something I want to do, I'll.
2:51:19
I'll let you know and we'll take it in.
2:51:20
We're we're a little slow right now.
2:51:22
All we have right now are bigger projects.
2:51:24
We just need that every day-to-day stuff.
2:51:26
So send them in. That's all I got.
2:51:30
All right. All right.
2:51:32
Thanks for listening. Make sure you like the video and
2:51:36
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2:51:39
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2:51:44
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2:51:47
You can do a bunch of things on Spotify now.
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You can leave a comment. You can do all that stuff too.
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So yeah, check out all those features and use them cuz it
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helps us. And make sure to leave us a
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review. Thank you guys.
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See you next episode. Bye.