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A long winded way of saying: I'M GOING ON TOUR: FLORIDA !!!!!!! · An ASMR Practice

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: And we're live I'm here with Nana and Benny Blanc
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: with Benny Carlos I'm here with Benny Carlos and Nana
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Nana Reyes oi oi oi Wait, what? I think it's good.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I think pranks are kind of good. I think pranks
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: are kind of good. Pranks and tricks. It's all just
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: like spooky season, you know what I'm saying? And I had,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I was going to talk about the concept of jealousy
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  Speaker 1: and Um... Because it's pretty interesting, like... Sometimes you do,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Feel jealous?
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  Speaker 1: Um.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 1: Some people would say that like you know whatever envy
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  Speaker 1: is like a sin it's one of the deadly sins
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  Speaker 1: and a bitch I don't really speak to anymore would
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  Speaker 1: say that jealousy like you can't possibly be jealous of
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  Speaker 1: a friend that's like that's like the antithesis of friendship
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  Speaker 1: that's like stupid that's literally stupid and I would say
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  Speaker 1: I would say jealousy.
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  Speaker 4: Is a compass.
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  Speaker 5: I would say.
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  Speaker 1: Jealousy is a compass... I think like... So this guy...
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  Speaker 1: I knew.
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  Speaker 1: Arthur... Allegedly... His name was Arthur... And... Yeah, I don't know...
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  Speaker 1: I was telling my friend... I was like... I think...
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  Speaker 1: I think this was the first time I was ever, like,
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  Speaker 1: jealous of, like, a partner. And I didn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: And I just wanted to love him, and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let me. And I was just like, what? What's going
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  Speaker 1: on here?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: And recently....
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  Speaker 2: I've realized, does jealousy be annoying me, I think, when, like,
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  Speaker 2: when it's, like, a man that, like, I don't really
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  Speaker 2: feel jealous of, you know, like, he could do whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Like, please, please, somebody fuck that guy. But they're not gonna, huh?
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  Speaker 1: nobody fucking wants his ass except fucking Evan Evan might
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  Speaker 1: want his ass and like good fucking luck I tried.
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  Speaker 5: I literally tried can't.
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  Speaker 1: Even touch it some guys and see a bitch I
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  Speaker 1: would a bitch I don't speak to anymore We had
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  Speaker 1: a fight, right? And this is like, this is like me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't communicate well enough. Oh, the plant is waving
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  Speaker 1: at me.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Oh, the people are busy. It would seem. Everybody's
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  Speaker 1: so busy. Yeah, bitch I don't speak. We had a fight.
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  Speaker 1: We had a fight outside of VAPA. Because I made
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  Speaker 1: a joke about spanking. I made a joke about spanking.
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  Speaker 1: I was just being a silly little guy. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even that serious. And she like flipped shit. She literally
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  Speaker 1: flipped shit. She was like this... She's like, don't say this.
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  Speaker 1: We're in, this is not private. This is not a
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  Speaker 1: private environment. You can't be saying stuff like this.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Are we not adults? First of all, spanking is like,
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  Speaker 1: this is what people do to kids, is my understanding.
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  Speaker 1: People be hitting their kids. And they be calling it spanking. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then there's all sorts of other things
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  Speaker 1: that people be doing involving spanking. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 1: all tangled up in the dogs. Oh boy. Okay, Benny.
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  Speaker 1: Can we, like, do something better? Jeez Louise. Blame Benny.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, nice.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, nice. Is Nana? Oh, Nana.
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  Speaker 2: Um....
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  Speaker 1: And so I sort of became off-putting after this. She
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  Speaker 1: was like, we can't talk about spanking. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: mind you, nobody's around. Literally nobody's around. I scanned the scene.
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  Speaker 1: There was nobody around. Ho was like freaking out because
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  Speaker 1: I said the word spank in a private environment. And
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  Speaker 1: she was like, this isn't private. And also, you can
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  Speaker 1: say the word spank. But it was because I implied
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  Speaker 1: that she liked spanking, which, if it wasn't true, then
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  Speaker 1: say it like that. Then say it like that. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was... I was.
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  Speaker 6: Just.
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  Speaker 1: I'm speaking my truth. I was just speaking my truth.
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  Speaker 1: And dudes won't even comply, it would seem. Dudes won't
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  Speaker 1: even comply. They're like, I don't want to hit you.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 5: What the actual fuck?
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to hit the, like, meatiest part? Benny,
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: what happened, dude? His nuzzle came off. This is just...
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  Speaker 1: How did this even happen? I don't think I know
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  Speaker 1: how to use this thing. It's just, it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: unintuitive to me. This whole nuzzling situation. Let men speak.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing the demon say, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: They can speak to each other. Ooh, we saw a squirrel.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: We saw a squirrel.
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  Speaker 6: Squirrel!
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  Speaker 1: Nana saw it first. I was talking about nuzzling and spanking.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bit distracted. Hi. Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: I love your porch.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hand do this web?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's just one hook and then.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you tied them together.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it came that way, so.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, I see. Nice. I have a shirt just
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  Speaker 1: like that. I made it. Yeah, I'd be assuming that
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  Speaker 1: shit is homemade when it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: If only.
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  Speaker 1: If only. If only. It's a beautiful life. It's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful life for me. I don't know what y'all fuckers
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  Speaker 1: are up to. Seems like y'all are, like, doing capitalism
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Good work, guys. Keep it up. The machine
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  Speaker 1: loves it. The machine loves it. Me? I'm here with
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  Speaker 1: Nana and Benny now. And there's a squirrel. And unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: for us, we cannot do what the squirrels can do. Oh, okay, Benny. Ow.
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  Speaker 3: Ow, Benny.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now we're not wrapping around the tree, baby, because
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can make Benny do it. Okay,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: we're looking up.
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  Speaker 5: We're looking up.
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  Speaker 1: This is just like my COVID whatever project. In squirrels
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  Speaker 1: or co's class. Freaking, I don't even remember her first name. Marina?
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  Speaker 3: Marina.
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening baby girl probably not you're probably doing
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  Speaker 1: capitalism pretty good i had to guess um i'm not
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  Speaker 1: really worried i'm truly not worried like the world always
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  Speaker 1: works out for me you know is it good karma
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  Speaker 1: is it what is it does anybody know I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's good karma. I would be shocked to find
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  Speaker 1: that it's good karma. I would be electrified. Okay, the
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: boys are looking chipper.
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  Speaker 6: Come in.
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  Speaker 1: All right, picking up the boots. I'm the poop scooper.
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  Speaker 1: Put yourself on the poop scooper. I have many jobs
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  Speaker 1: on this team.
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  Speaker 2: And, uh.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Payment is impending, I suppose. I think, uh... I think
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  Speaker 1: my dog at home is getting some training lessons. And good.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else do that shit because I give up. I
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  Speaker 1: literally give up. Freaking Ava Max was on the job
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  Speaker 1: for a night. It reminded me of this nonprofit I
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  Speaker 1: worked for. You know, and this was another like kind
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  Speaker 1: of fucked up story is. Dude, my heart broke. My
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  Speaker 1: heart broke. There's this girl... Okay, so the... How do
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: I describe this non-profit? It was... It's called Lifestyles. And
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  Speaker 1: my understanding is they help parents who are the caretakers
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  Speaker 1: of kids with special needs. And.
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  Speaker 1: And the way they do this is basically, like, some
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  Speaker 1: kind of community or group or individual, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: signs up to care for the child. And they're, like,
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  Speaker 1: trained to deal with special needs. And so the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing is just giving the parents, because it's acknowledging that, like,
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  Speaker 1: kids with special needs are a lot of work. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, giving the parents a bit of a break.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: and so we had this, like, camp thing, and I
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  Speaker 1: was having the time of my life. I was, like, doodling.
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  Speaker 1: I was, they were showing me their art and stuff, and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there was this one person that had, like, like,
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  Speaker 1: anime drawings, and they were really freaking good. Like, they
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  Speaker 1: were actually really good, and so I'm enjoying myself. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just being shown people's art, and I'm chilling outside,
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  Speaker 1: and there was this person who was a part of
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  Speaker 1: my group, and we were playing some kind of game
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  Speaker 1: with a ball and I think someone told them to
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  Speaker 1: pass the ball or something and so there were all
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  Speaker 1: these like special needs people around and the the kid
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was a teenager right and like and
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  Speaker 1: like they said they said something along the lines of
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  Speaker 1: to who there's no real people around and that just
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  Speaker 1: broke my little heart because like they're these people are
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  Speaker 1: very real and like they were showing me their art
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  Speaker 1: and that was very real and I mean yeah and
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  Speaker 1: they were definitely people I was very confused by this
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't confused. I think I knew what they meant, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: I was familiar with the concept of, you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: people who are difficult are like less than people. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one time I was tripping. I was straight
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  Speaker 1: tripping in the forest and on a lot of a
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  Speaker 1: certain kind of conscious herb and uh you know like
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  Speaker 1: at one point it became too much to bear truly
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  Speaker 1: and i called everybody i could think of and it's
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  Speaker 1: like i didn't have service i literally didn't have service
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  Speaker 1: is my understanding like or something or the phone wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let me call all the people i tried to call
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  Speaker 1: first And then one call went through to a certain Norman,
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  Speaker 1: a certain literal Norman. And, you know, this guy was
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  Speaker 1: like my friend. And I have a lot of love
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  Speaker 1: for him. And he was really there for me. And
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  Speaker 1: he had no obligation whatsoever. He was a really good guy.
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  Speaker 1: And I ain't even worried about him. I think he's, like,
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  Speaker 1: living his best life. I really do. He's in one
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  Speaker 1: of the Carolinas. I'd love to be in the Carolinas,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you. And I could go, but, like...
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  Speaker 1: I could. I literally could go. I have everything I need.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Maybe. I guess so. I could go on tour.
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  Speaker 1: Because part of me is like... Do I want to
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  Speaker 1: go home? I have like a shit ton of food.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I got friends in various places. The question is, do
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  Speaker 1: I want to drive that far? Do I want to
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  Speaker 1: do it alone? And part of me is like, I
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  Speaker 1: like driving my car. I like driving my CRV, dude. Kuko.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody put Kuko on the beat. Just kidding. They already did.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody check out CRV by Kuko. I heard that song
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, I know what car I'm getting.
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  Speaker 1: So the story about the Norman is... And it's funny
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: because there's this clip from Family Guy. Okay. That's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's Brian and he's writing some kind of story. The dog,
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  Speaker 1: Brian the dog is writing some kind of story. And
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  Speaker 1: he goes, and I'm going to call him Norman because
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  Speaker 1: he's just a normal guy. I like Brian and I
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like Stewie. Unfortunately, I really like Stewie. Um... Unfortunately, I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: really like Stewie.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to go on tour. I got
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how to monetize this shit. So I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: headed off to the library very soon so I can... God,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: just please let them have a freaking desktop that isn't
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a goddamn Mac. Because I am getting sick of the Macs.
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  Speaker 1: anyways back to back to norman um and we are
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  Speaker 1: approaching north white street how beautiful okay to the right
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  Speaker 1: let's go nana you had a good idea let's go
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  Speaker 1: hey let's go girl benny you're tangling me up what's
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: up with this I'm here with Stephanie and Caleb from
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  Speaker 1: the dining hall. Stephanie had a pretty good idea once, allegedly.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Now she's all mixed up, allegedly. She's probably doing just fine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's chugging along. She's the train conductor
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  Speaker 1: on the Polar Express. Who am I?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't remember much about the Polar Express. Something about
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  Speaker 1: it kind of frightened me. It's all about trains. It's
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: all about trains, it would seem. Casa Bonita. Okay. What
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: is it, a Subaru? Of course it is. I love
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  Speaker 1: the blend of cultures here. It's really, really fabulous. Okay, Norman. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I was tripping in the forest. and none of
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  Speaker 1: my calls were going through or maybe they did and
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  Speaker 1: nobody ever called me back not sure didn't check because
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: he he called me but I left him a long
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  Speaker 1: voicemail and probably I'm pretty sure I gave the toughest
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: battle to God's strongest soldier And, I don't know, I
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: was just freaking out. Okay, so I was imagining that
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  Speaker 1: I was, like, in a court. I was in a
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  Speaker 1: court and I was being tried for something. I don't
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  Speaker 1: fucking know. I was watching that freaking show at the time.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: They have the, I'm in a sexy France. Depression. What's
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: this show called? It's a musical show about lawyers and stuff. And,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't really into musicals until I saw
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  Speaker 1: the show. And then I was trucking, tweaking in the forest.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody was answering my calls.
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  Speaker 6: And.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. Let's go. Let's go this way. Come on, people.
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  Speaker 1: Is it friendly? Are they friendly? Hey. Aw, that's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful doggy. Whoa, whoa, Benny. Aw, they kind of match. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Let's go, guys. Thank you. Come on.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: One time someone asked me if my dog was friendly
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know. I was like,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: it depends. Sometimes. My dog was friendly towards me. My
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: dog was quite intimidated by my partner. They call it
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: submissive urination. We've all been there. We've literally all been there. And....
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 1: I just....
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: This is the perfect shady street on the wind. How fabulous.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I'm wearing a dress I bought with
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  Speaker 1: the spiritual gifts of, hey, my sister in common law.
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  Speaker 1: And earrings I bought with the spiritual gifts of my
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  Speaker 1: grandma and grandma. That's actually probably not true. I think
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: it was the spiritual gifts of my father who really
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: liked credit cards. Both of my parents really liked credit cards,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it would seem. We might have taken the national debt guys. No, no, no.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: That was Alexander Hamilton, I'm pretty sure. He did something to...
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he did, but my understanding is
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: he did something so that, like, Our credit system is, like,
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  Speaker 1: infallible or something. So Norman. Freaking Norman. It was the
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  Speaker 1: only call that went through. And I didn't move. I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: was sitting in the same spot the whole time, and I'm...
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  Speaker 1: And for some reason, I was... Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody poops. Everybody poops. Sorry, we're pausing. All right, we
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  Speaker 1: got a fucking poop ball. It's complicated. Ew, I'm not
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: going to squish it because that would be fucking nasty. Fortunately,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: there's a trash can right here. Let's freaking go. They knew.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody knew. This is why it's okay to leave your
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: freaking trash on the curb. And fuck my bitch ass
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: neighbor who said otherwise. My bitch ass neighbor was like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: it's unsightly. Actually, I don't know what they said because
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: nobody spoke to me directly. Everything is like channeled through Luca.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Because I just, because I'm like friendly. I'm friendly and
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I mind my own fucking business. And like, nobody asks
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: my name ever. And I'm expected to ask everybody's name.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What the hell and fuck? People just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: hear about me. People just hear about me. And they
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  Speaker 1: watch me on their, like, cameras. Like, over and over.
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  Speaker 1: I just imagine they're just watching me on their cameras
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  Speaker 1: all night, like, probably fucking spanking it. Ew. Whatever. Y'all
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: can do whatever you want to do. I'm pretty sure
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm harvesting your fucking life force, dude. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want it. I have enough of that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I have so much freaking energy. As per a certain
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Bhutan character. I have so much freaking energy. It's like
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a problem. He was like, how did you get so
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: much energy? How do you have so much energy? And
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: then another time he was like, why are you so unhealthy?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, me? Unhealthy? Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: This is what dudes do. They just like put you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: down when you're like insanely hot. When you're insanely hot
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  Speaker 1: and active, dudes are just like putting you down. Because...
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It seems like brother behavior, I would see. Like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: this is, like, my understanding is that, like, your brother
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: just wants to be mean to you because, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: putting you in your place or something. Kind of silly,
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  Speaker 1: I would say. Freaking Norman. Okay, I just got to
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  Speaker 1: finish this story, guys. I thought I was... I left reality.
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  Speaker 1: I straight left reality and I was... And I was
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: making my appeal in front of a court. And it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: had something to do with healthcare. Probably like health debt
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: or something. I think it's like, I got very scared
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  Speaker 1: that I was gonna die. Which is silly, because I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: had food and water on me. But I got very
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: scared I was gonna die or get fatally injured. And
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: ultimately I didn't. And I called my, I called my
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  Speaker 1: Norman and he called me back. He called me back
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: like as soon as I'm like kind of back on earth.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: And he was like, you good? He was like, he
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: sounded kind of scared. And I couldn't even explain it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even explain it. I can barely freaking explain anything.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Because it was just, it was so much. I encountered
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: so much. And it was like the trees were, the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: trees became people. The trees became giants. And at first
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it was exciting because it was like, wow. It was sublime.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: If you know anything about Schopenhauer, it was fucking sublime.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I was in Shenandoah, I think. I was near Shenandoah. Oh, Shenandoah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: How I long to see you. Last time I went
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: to Shenandoah, it was kind of mid. It was kind
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: of mid. I'm not going to lie. It's better if
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you hike. I don't think we hiked. I think we
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: just drove through because we had seen so much shit
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: and we had hiked so much and it was just like.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe we should just fucking... Maybe we should just fucking... Drive.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: All right, doggies, come. It's force time. Okay, we can watch. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I asked him. I was like, I reached out at
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: some point. I was just thinking about him. Seriously, I
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: was just thinking about him and remembering and, you know,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: He was sort of, like, my main bud during, like, COVID. And.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: The mailman's here. They're in the... What do they call this?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. Doesn't fucking matter. Um... Promaster. I think it's
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the Promaster. The Promasters are on it. Hey. Um. oh, hello,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: my guy was kind of, so I'm not gonna lie, um, yeah,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I reached out, I was like, I'm thinking about you,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and I was just sort of, like, verifying, because I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't sure if I, like, got weird, and You know?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was just verifying. And he told me he loved me.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And he said it first. I don't know. I probably
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: said it at some point. I don't know. But so
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: much time had passed, I was, like, not even sure.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: And I feel pretty confident that, like, I'm renouncing racism, guys.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I'm personally renouncing racism. Y'all, I mean, I can't, I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: suppose I can't really, I mean, if it were up
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: to me, we would all do it. I mean, we
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: would all sort of try to get along, try to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: help each other out. You know, this is the conversation
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I was having with my siblings, my siblings and my
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: dog at home. We were having a conversation. I may
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: be lost. Nana, lead us home. Take us home, Nana.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Oh. It's literally right here. That's so funny. And we
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: were talking about... Because, you know, like, my understanding is
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the United States, you know, sometimes we be, like, making
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: revolutions in other countries and, like, messing up what they
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: got going on. And that's, like, not ideal. I don't think...
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is why love is not intervention.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Like, what are we doing?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Why are we intervening? We're doing way too much. We're
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: doing way too much, guys. And then I was like, okay, but,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: you know, 9-11, Hurricane Katrina. You know, my understanding is, like,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: people came and helped us, like Canada and Mexico and
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: maybe others. I don't know all the details. History is
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: kind of not for me. Okay.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Pausing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, now we can take a load off. Now we
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: can literally take a load off. The freaking dogs are away.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Holy crow. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What was I saying? Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: my understanding is Canada and Mexico helped us out. I'm...
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid to ask what we did to Canada and Mexico.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: My understanding is when I first went to Canada, they
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: were rocking with me pretty heavy. They were like, oh,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you're American? I mean, I felt like the world was
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: my freaking oyster. I felt like every guy was into me.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: They were vibing with me because I was American. I
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: didn't know very much French. I'll tell you that right now.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I had like one semester of French under my belt.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And don't get me wrong. I was trying very hard
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: in French at that time. It was pretty easy. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: was like a senior in a freshman French class, you know.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: So I think I had a lot of confidence to
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: just like mess up and make a fool of myself.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: It's quite nice. Madame.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Madame.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Madame.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: We got coffee.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: We got coffee together.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: And... Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I loved her. She was rocking with me. I was
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: rocking with her. I received a message last night that
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: we're invited to the barbecue. Okay? Me and Madame. Madame.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Madame Christy. Madame Christy. I think God
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and Christ are on my side. So that feels pretty good.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And listen, the whole Ten Commandments thing is like, I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: think it's suggestions. It's sort of like a yoga class.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Like yesterday I did a yoga class.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: And I.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Just cried the whole time. And this is nothing new.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I cry at church every time. It's just,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: it's very overwhelming. I don't know what to say. I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: cry at church every time. I didn't used to cry
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: at yoga. But I cried at yoga. And I think
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: it's really a gift to cry. I was talking to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: my friend yesterday, like... We were just talking about our
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: experiences with men crying. And I think, I think she,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I think they had a very beautiful experience with their
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: dad crying. And I could also see how it was
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: maybe a bit of a hassle, but it's also like,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I don't, by the way, she was telling the story.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think, I don't think it was.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had that kind of experience
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: with a man crying. I don't think I've ever had
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that kind of experience. I would love to have that
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: kind of experience. The best experience I have with a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: man crying is that I'm crying. And that my life
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: is just an utter fucking mess. Due to like... Things
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: outside of my control. Due to another person's behavior. And
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: like reaction.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: And.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And, you know, my story made him cry. And he
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: was very gentle with me in that moment.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think I've made Min cry.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I think I've definitely seen Min cry. And it's like
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: kind of.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's very obvious to me that men don't have a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: lot of experience with it. Honestly. Because it's like they
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: cry a whole lifetime of tears all at once and
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: then they blame you. And then they're like, you drove
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: me to this. And I'm like, You know... Hey Siri,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: play fucking... Hey Siri, play... I'm like worried my Siri's
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: gonna work now. It's gonna stop my recording. It didn't. Play...
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Rinse and repeat with Pebbles and Tam Tam. I squeeze
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: them out and I repeat. You know, this is how
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I sort of handle this... concept of like I drive
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: men to insanity or whatever it's like I'm helping you
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: believe it or not I'm actually helping you quite a
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: lot I think you probably needed to cry I don't
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: love that you blamed me it's kind of addict mentality
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: it would seem if you know anything about the freaking
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: recovery system I know quite a lot I looked into
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it pretty extensively and like every adult in my life
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: was like you're young why are you worrying about this
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: And I was like, well... I thought maybe I should care.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I thought literally maybe I should care. A separate time
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: in the... Alright. What the hell? Alright, we're going inside.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: This is just not a good environment.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: A separate time.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Sigh.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Big breath. Do I pick the cozy chair or do
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: I pick the wooden chair?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: It doesn't fucking matter.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Benny's gonna have to go out. But it's too
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: noisy out there for me right now. I'm just gonna,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna baby gate him.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: Another time in Shenandoah, you know, on a certain conscious herb, I.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Didn't see anyone for like eight hours. I was just
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: walking with my backpack for like eight hours. I was
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: feeling beautiful and I was walking. And I was listening
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to music. to my music that I picked out. And
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I was just walking.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: For eight hours.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't see anybody and it was awesome. I became
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: convinced that I was the only person there. I genuinely
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: became convinced that I was the only person there. And
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even that mad about it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: I was like, this could be okay. And then at
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: the very end.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: At the very end.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: I saw so many people.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Just like a wealth of people, and we were all
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: sitting on this rock, you know, a sort of, my
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: understanding is it's one of the more popular trails in Shenandoah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: and essentially I took an eight-hour detour and didn't see anybody.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: I think I maybe saw a couple people in hammocks.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But, like, from a distance. Like, I went out on
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: a lookout, and I saw them on another lookout, you know,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: way far away.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: And.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Water.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Brian says water. I saw.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Some people from a distance. But I didn't really interact
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: with anybody. But I interacted with the world. It was
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: like the best time ever. And then I get to
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the end and it's all these....
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: It's all these people.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: It's all these fruits, dude. And like families. And I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: don't think I necessarily talked to anyone. I was just
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: sort of enjoying the show. I was sort of enjoying...
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you know because it was like eight hours I hadn't
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: seen anybody I wasn't I was like kind of convinced
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: that nobody was there and.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Then I get to the end and I.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Mean it's the world it's the whole world there's all
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: these people and I was so happy I didn't know
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: any of them I love them all though you know
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the kids were being adorable and the adults were being
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: really funny And I didn't have to say anything and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I understood that we were family.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: And then the fucking cops came. As I'm on my
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: way down, seriously, this is like the goaded story.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way down and I'm following people because
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to go the way I came.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: That would be ridiculous.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I got to go. I got to loop.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I got to loop back.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: And it was like a 10-minute walk to my car
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: from there. And as I'm going down, the park rangers
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: are going up and they're fucking storming that shit.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: They're storming that shit.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: And the next day, I'm pretty sure that was the
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: last day, and then they closed.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Shenandoah National Park because we weren't social distancing enough.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: The park rangers came and they said, this is too
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: many people, guys. It's just amazing. It's simply amazing. And
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: then I went back. And then I literally went back.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: And this.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Was the next time when I called the Norman, okay?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: And this time I took a little bit more of
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the herb.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not telling you which one.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: A certain Montgomery would have me paranoid thinking it's a
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: federal crime.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't say all that. I shouldn't say all that.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: But a certain Montgomery did show me a very fear-mongering documentary. Yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: And then that hoe literally got fired for drinking and driving.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Freaking jammy. Freaking pajammy.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Tried to reach out to her.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: She didn't return. Maybe she did.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I could try again.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: I could send this to her. Just send this to
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: her with no context.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: There's all sorts of herbs. I'll never tell you which one.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: It's magically delicious.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: The spirit just told me it's magically delicious. I think
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: it was Anne. I'm here with Ann. Yesterday I found a,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: or actually my friend saw it. It's a, it's like
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: a self-massaging tool. You know, I get knots in my
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: back sometimes and this.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Thing is perfect.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: This is exactly what I needed and we found it
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: in the street, like in the literal middle of the street.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: They were like, oh look, it's a massage tool. I
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: was like, I was like, stop the car.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Stop the car. I'm putting, I'm putting my car in
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: reverse and I'm, I'm going to grab that thing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: And it's perfect. It's literally, like, the perfect color.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It's my... Aw. It's my... It's me and my sister's
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: favorite color.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: We have the same favorite color.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Emerald.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Emerald.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Emeralda. It's a Theracade from Denver, Colorado. Oh. Shout out
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: one of the Kayleys of my universe. I don't know
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: if you're in Denver, but I'm pretty sure you're in Colorado.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Shout out my sister for good color selection. And it's perfect.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: It's perfect for my knot. I get knots on either side,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the same part of my back.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I think it's just, like, tension.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And now I have a tool.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Now I have a misky masker tool for that. That
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: I found in the street. This is why I'm married
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: to the streets. That's why I told Monica.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I told Monica that I'm married to the streets and
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: she laughed.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Monica was pretty. Monica was pretty.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And yeah. I don't remember what I was saying. I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: got kind of derailed. I have a sensory toy here.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: It's a Subaru key and a house key for the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: house I'm in.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: This house is fabulous.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm living here room free, baby. I gotta like clean.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure cleaning day is soon.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Let's check. I put it in the calendar because I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like there's just no shot of remembering anything. I got
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: too much going on.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: It's just so stupid.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I need to delete all the other calendars. I have
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: way too many calendar apps. Today is begin packing and
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: dishes day. Tomorrow is housekeeping day. Monday is house people returning.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: We're in Benny's house today. And it's really pretty, quite fabulous.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they have a mega wagon. Holy crap,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: they have a mega wagon. And they have an abundance
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: of stroller options. It seems they have one for running
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: that's sponsored by Thule.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Thule.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I like Thule. Tutti.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Call me Tutti. And then there's a double stroller.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: On the porch. For presumably walking two babies. I don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: know how many babies they got, but it would seem
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: maybe one is on the way.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: According to the fridge.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I named my fridge. I literally had to name my.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Fridge at home.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Because I was just afraid to look in it. I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: was just like, I don't even want to know. Luca's
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: probably got some nasty fucking shit just on display in here.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Ugh. Ugh.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: I don't like looking at raw meat.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: This is why I don't eat meat is because the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: meat section literally stresses me out.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: It literally stresses.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Me out and it makes me sick and it makes
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: it just turns me off completely i'm just like i
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: cannot this is nasty i don't want to look at
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: it i don't want to do nothing with it okay
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: like you have to believe me you have to believe
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: me And, you know, now I'm thinking of my boss,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: my old boss, St. Nicholas.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: He's been helping me out in spirit lately.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: He's been helping me out in spirit.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: One time I hated doing chicken. For the most part,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I tried to avoid it. When the J1s were there,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, guys, I need your help. I was like,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you do this, I'm going to cut some fucking celery.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Benny, want some of this?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Good boy. I put the J1s on it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: And I'd be like, I'm gonna cut celery.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut celery and, like, manically walk around. And
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be promoted. My partner was like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you gotta ask for a raise. And I just didn't
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: want to. I was like, if I ask for a raise,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: they're gonna make me do more.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Um....
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And they offered me a raise, and they were like,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: this will require a little bit, you know, we're going
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to ask that you do something maybe a little different,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: and we're going to pay you a little bit more.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You know, I didn't even have to intervene. They were like,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: we need your help. They were like, Trevor's out of here.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Trevor's just started a business. Trevor just started a whole business, and,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: so Trevor's out of here, and we need your help, Faith, so, and.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: It was a pleasure, I loved it, I think the.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Summers were a little rough, like, I just wanted to
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: be outside, it was kind of dope, because, you know,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I could, it was pretty slow, seasonal, it was closed,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't closed for the season, it was
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: slow for the season, and I think I need to
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: go on tour. I think I need to go to
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: LA and I really don't want to.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Because the traffic.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I should have got a Tesla.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Do they have the tunnels yet?
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: We do.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. Let me make a list. I need
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: to make a list. I'm going to make a list
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: very soon. Okay, let's pause. Okay, we are now entering
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: the list section.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: What do I need to do? I would like to....
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: What would I like to do? I mean, I kind
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: of want to go to Florida to see my girl,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: my lady.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: And see the beach.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: God, it's nine hours though.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I got a friend in Arkansas.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I might be able to go pick up my friend
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: in Arkansas and we could split the driving. I got
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the union credit card and no interest for a while.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I wanna, I gotta go to the library. This is
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: step one. I gotta go to the library. I should
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: probably make like a call or something. I gotta figure
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: out how to monetize this shit. I know I set
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: up the capacity for monetization. Like I linked my card.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I actually monetized anything. See,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I bet my friend is probably working, so probably cannot
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: join me on this.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't hurt to ask.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: But also, it would probably be good if I did
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: it alone. Yeah, you just stop wherever.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You just gotta find a casino and get some coffee
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: and sit for a bit.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: And, uh....
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Am I going on tour? Am I really going on
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: tour right now? I wanna do interviews. I gotta figure
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: out how to monetize this and then I wanna do interviews.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I got beautiful women all over the freaking country. And, uh...
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: My understanding is if I hit them up, they'll probably
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: let me sleep on their couch. And worst case scenario,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: we got a bed in the back of the CRV. Yeah,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I'd like to go to Colorado. I'd like to go
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to Florida. I'd like to go to the Carolinas. Whichever
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: one my Norman's at. I'd like to go to Vermont.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I fear that's a long way. At some point, it's like...
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe if I ask someone to buy me a flight.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: I got a couple of people in mind. Blue lizard
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: is here with me. Sunscreen.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I got some of that in the car.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: It's minerals.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: It's literally minerals. Just minerals.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Just minerals. I gotta go to Florida. I definitely gotta
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: go to Florida.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: It's nine hours.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: It's nine hours. It's nine hours in the right direction, though.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Everybody farts.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's nine hours and I got two huge bags stuffed
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: with food.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: And hopefully I.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Have the means to cook this food. I'm not completely sure.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Worst case scenario, I don't think it costs that much.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I just gotta find like a REI or something.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: That'd be so fun.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Florida.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's look at a map. Who's the map? Who's
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: the map? I'm the map.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I'm literally the map. All right, we're in New Orleans.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Okay.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. My only thing is I want to
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: be back in time to go with, I think her
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: name is Jill. I want to go to Branson with her.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: And whoever else is going. Not sure. So that's like
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: my only thing.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I got two weeks.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: It's not bad. And look, we got Gulf Shores on
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the way. We got Destin on the way. We got
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Panama City. Dude, this is like, this is my Miami
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: right here.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Gulf Shores. Dang, I wish I had my bus. fuck
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: damn I wish I had my bike I.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Could go home.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: And get my bike.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring it because it's a pain in the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: fucking ass Gulf Shores, Destin, Panama City. What else?
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Tampa.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Eh, who needs it? Go straight to freaking St.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Augustine.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Love St. Augustine. Don't even get me started. Jacksonville. You know,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: the first lady I ever dry humped left Northwest Arkansas
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to go live in Jacksonville.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: That's all I know about Jacksonville. That's literally all I know.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: I was like, dang.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Dang my humper's gone shout out shout out her name
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: was freaking princess jasmine that's all i'm gonna say she's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: beautiful i don't know what to tell you see we
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: don't need to go to miami maybe if if i
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: found a friend i could go to miami should i
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: hit up my friend from last time i went to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: miami probably not Probably freaking not. I'm sure he's busy.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: God said he's busy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: He's working.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I might hit him up for an interview. For
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: shits and giggles. I wonder if he's still where he
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: used to be.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Kiss me. Okay, we could go to kiss me.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Kiss me, Orlando.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: I got somewhere.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I got someone near Florida. Fort Myers?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: I got hoes all over Florida.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: What can I say? The world is my oyster.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: The world is my stomping ground.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: We got places to stay. We got places to stay.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants me. So, yeah, I think we're going to Florida.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I love that it looks like a gun. It's a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: gun pointed directly at my location.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: They're right behind me, aren't they?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: They're all around me.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: They're on all sides.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: And the panopticon has never felt better.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: And then what?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, then do I go to the Carolinas? I've
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: never been to the Carolinas. I got a certain norm
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: in there I want to see.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: Then I got some... Got a beautiful lady in Nashville, okay?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: I got a couple of beautiful ladies in Nashville, actually.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: They're living the dream. I don't think I'm going back
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: to Atlanta, unfortunately. A ho I don't speak to recommended
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: me a song that I freaking hate.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I tried to like it. I'm pretty sure it's still
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: liked on my Spotify. It's called Come to Atlanta.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I've been to Atlanta. I'm kind of
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: sick of it. So I think we're going to play
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: it by ear.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: We're going to pipe. And then, yeah, then we'll be
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: in Memphis. I got some homies in Memphis. So if
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: you're listening to this and you got some homies anywhere
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: on this path, we're going through the bullet chamber of Florida.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: And we're going to see what's good in Florida. We're
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: going to see who wants me. And worst case scenario,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we're just going to sleep in the car at a casino.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, wait, I have a casino in Florida.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: I have a casino in Florida.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: I have a freaking, I have a freaking friend and
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: a bodyguard in Florida.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're married. Ooh, Havana mama.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: I found my heart in Havana mama.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Cuba.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Cuba.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: I met a Cuban. I met a Cuban once.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: He, uh, well, what should I say here? I probably
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: used him. I probably used him a bit. He, you know,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: he didn't ID me at the bar, and I was
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: not old enough to drink. And so I kept going
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: back to the bar. And I feel like he would, like,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: give me leftovers. Or I would acquire leftovers. Ooh, wait,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: what was, fuck.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I got another family I'd like to see.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: A couple.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: A couple.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I don't remember their names, unfortunately. Hit me up, you guys,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: if you're hearing this.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Cuba.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I've never been to Cuba.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Turks and Caicos. Bet it's expensive.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: What's in Havana?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: All I know is the Camila Cabela song.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Havana, Havana. Maybe.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: If anybody's trying to pay for everything in Havana, let
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: me know.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Marco Island.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Marathon. Okay, the names are so funny.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: The names are literally so funny.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Alright, I got some people I can call.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: I got some people I can call. This is good news.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: This is really good news.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Hopefully they answer.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, winter.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: If not winter. If not.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I might just take a flight to freaking Vermont and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: go hang out with all my freaking day ones. I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: got a whole gang of them. They're freaking busy, though.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: They're freaking working so much. Some of them have the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: weekends off. Some of them have some days midweek off.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: We'll figure it out.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I got a place to stay.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: I got a couple of places to stay. What a blessing.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: What a blessing.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: So, this is good. I don't want a job.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I don't want a real job.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I got to figure out how to monetize this. I
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: might need to make a different account. I need an
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: interview account that I get paid for. And I'm going to.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Interview some fuckers. I'm going to interview some fuckers. This
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: is draft one. I'm rocking with the fuckers.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Dude, there's a song. It's not called fuckers. It's like
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: misspelled fuckers. I like it like that.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: I like it like that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Because I like it like.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going to the library. I'm going to
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the library. Maybe my friend wants to come.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: We gotta figure out how to monetize.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: We gotta figure out how to monetize this shit. And
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: we probably should, like, remember... We should probably write down
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: the password somewhere. Because I don't know.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: My passwords are just... I have no idea. I give
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: it to God and I freaking.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I give it to God and I freaking go. I'm TTG,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: trained to go. I'm trained to freaking run away from,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trained to freaking run away from the family and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: go to the freaking pool bar. and uh my understanding
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: is all you gotta do is ask I think if
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I approached any handsome older gentleman and I said hey
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I have no money would you buy me a drink
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: my understanding is he probably would so Shout out Jose.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Jose said, just ask. I was like, my ID isn't working.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: A certain paranoia agent informed me that you can never
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: have a fucking other ID.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: They said you can never have another ID.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Jose said, just ask. And I said, I quit.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: I don't want to ask.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: But I feel pretty equipped to ask at this point.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think I really have another option.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: It's called the union credit card. Worst case scenario.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I got a few credit cards. So, you know, my
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: credit options are pretty unlimited. Um....
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to just mooch as much as I can. Smooch.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: Smooch and mooch.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm not even asking my partner's permission because fuck
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: that noise. Literally fuck that noise.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Shout out noise. Shout out noise with a Y.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, they be having bat parties.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: The cookies are putting down bars. I know. I love
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: Bennington College so much. It's the best place.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I'm out of there, but I might be coming back
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: to hang out with the freaking staff.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Staff only.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: And maybe there's one professor that might not even work
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: there anymore.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: My understanding is she was a visiting faculty. I think
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: she might be in Washington, D.C.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Last I heard.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: But I also heard she was in Ireland so.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: And if she's tricking me I'm gonna find her ass
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna find her ass and I'm not even gonna
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: make her do an interview I'm gonna.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Find her ass.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to speak to her I'm gonna interview
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: her husband actually I'm gonna whenever i'm having the most
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: fun like writing in my journal i imagine she's there
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: with me because pleasure floats on the activity of just
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: doing what.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: You want to do the.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Freaking greek man will tell you pleasure floats on the
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: activity of being moral y'all are stupid Y'all are literally stupid.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: It's Socrates here, and y'all are fucking stupid.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: You know, me and my partner, it's funny.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I think one of his sisters used to call him Moosh.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Moosh?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: And so I started calling him Mooshalini. I was like,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: what am I? What am I? He said, you're Hotler.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: And that's the final joke.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I might have come up with a lot. I think
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I came up with both those jokes with an assist
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: from the sister. Now Benny's hiding from me. All right,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: we're going to go play hide and seek.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: Bye, guys.