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OUTRO: Boot Room Talk · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You get to go. Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Jason for all your mad bastards loving the
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast, get up even closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging four
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  Speaker 1: to seven net ring weekday on radio. Yeah. Hello, how
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: we going pretty good? Pretty goot? Tell you what? Woke
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  Speaker 1: up feeling much better today? Tell you that, tell you
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  Speaker 1: that for another man, this for free, that's great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up this morning with a scraping sound that
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  Speaker 2: went on and on and on. I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck is that sound? And my wife was the same,
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  Speaker 2: but neither of us could be fun getting out of
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  Speaker 2: bed to see.
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  Speaker 1: And what was it was?
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  Speaker 3: It was searching the bottom of the barrel for gigs. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Jason's nuts dragging on the ground, dragging those nuts, scraping.
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  Speaker 1: You guys finished, Oh, I was just getting started. You
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  Speaker 1: know what.
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  Speaker 2: It was fellas And this has never happened before outside
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  Speaker 2: the apartment at six o'clock in the morning, which is
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  Speaker 2: quite like a group of six fellas, six fellas literally
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  Speaker 2: raking up the leaves, raking it. They've never done that.
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  Speaker 2: They blow it. Do you ever raked it? And I
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  Speaker 2: was like a god, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky you've got no work until you know, sort of
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  Speaker 1: three in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, I have had I have had my hands full
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  Speaker 2: all day, hands my massive car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's the fellas.
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  Speaker 2: What I did do is I went to your hair
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  Speaker 2: dress to today. What are you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: You? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: For those listening, Jason's put himself a little like side
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  Speaker 3: part thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty cute. He likes cause playing Adolf Hitler does it?
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  Speaker 2: Really? You know?
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  Speaker 3: The funny thing was that the other night when we
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  Speaker 3: were at Jason's apartment before we went out to the
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  Speaker 3: comedy show, he did his hilarious Adolf Hitler hare and
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  Speaker 3: his daughter looked at him and was just like, no,
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  Speaker 3: you don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's the thing he likes to joke about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually was like, really, I was just watching pigs.
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  Speaker 2: He could not have taken a photo of that, because
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  Speaker 2: if you did, I don't want it published because just
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  Speaker 2: over it.
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  Speaker 1: Well you bring it. You're doing it at work, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Open my sleather is open.
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  Speaker 2: My hat was giving me a headache right because it
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  Speaker 2: was a bit tight, so I took my head off
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  Speaker 2: and that's how my hair happened to me.
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  Speaker 3: And what about the hand just yeah, come on. But
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  Speaker 3: seriously though, joseph've been busy today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, real busy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh were you filming today?
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  Speaker 3: Keasy film game and two halfs tell you what fucked
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  Speaker 3: after that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know when you like mentally dump your purse out
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  Speaker 3: of everything, just dump it out, jump it everywhere. But
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  Speaker 3: I worked out it was because Guy Williams was on
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  Speaker 3: it with me, who's fucking high energy, and Brodie Kane
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  Speaker 3: as well also it was a super high energy and
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, holy fuck. Yeah, I was rinsed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: still good to go those fellows.
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  Speaker 2: Because you were saying off air about those fellows, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was, well, I won't say it. What you were
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  Speaker 2: saying off here stays off here, Caez.
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  Speaker 3: He okay, as a new policy start, what about.
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  Speaker 1: You, Magie? So new we a little bit of you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I'm finally I feel almost outside of my
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  Speaker 1: running honker, but I almost feel as good as I
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  Speaker 1: felt prior to again away from Magic Ground. I'm done
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, man, classic post magic round thing to.
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  Speaker 1: Say, well, a couple of weeks on though, and so
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  Speaker 1: I never at any point over that drinking period, except
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  Speaker 1: for maybe the first four or five drunks that I
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  Speaker 1: had on the Saturday because we were to be pretty
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  Speaker 1: early on the Friday, eleven thirty eleven eleven. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: But when out for lunch just had some drinks, it's
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  Speaker 1: like this is that that's the best time this couple
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  Speaker 1: of hours ru and then the rest of it you're
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  Speaker 1: sort of pretty fun. I mean, I had a good time,
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  Speaker 1: but fuck it, Noxio. Just and as good as I
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  Speaker 1: felt every single day not drinking and not smoking, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you can trade it in the whole Lucky
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  Speaker 1: Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarky the
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  Speaker 1: WKY Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Over the week obviously, while I was at Magic Ground,
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  Speaker 3: I have the occasional darry if everyone was having one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then we're at a friend's house for dinner on
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  Speaker 3: Saturday night, and then she was she was like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: actually gonna go out for a drry. I was hoping
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  Speaker 3: you don't mind. I haven't had a durry in like
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  Speaker 3: a month, but I've just had a massive craving for
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  Speaker 3: a durry and I really just want to go and
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  Speaker 3: have a durry right now. And then I was like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: doesn'tone want to join? It's like Na, Na, and then
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  Speaker 3: my wife goes, Chris will probably join your here. Darry
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  Speaker 3: is a magic ground.
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  Speaker 2: She fuming about there. Secretly she wasn't least she a
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  Speaker 2: few yeah out in front of.
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  Speaker 3: The boys, and then she was like, why just go
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  Speaker 3: and have a day with it. I was okay, apparently
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  Speaker 3: I have durries. Yeah, so it was my first ever,
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  Speaker 3: just like random, Duarry?
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  Speaker 2: Were you?
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't that great? You?
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  Speaker 2: Now case he is a heavy smoker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a shocking I'm a heavy What are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a non smoker, right, yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: True?
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  Speaker 3: So am I the heaviest smoker of the big show?
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  Speaker 1: Well you've been the most recent smoker? When was it Saturday?
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  Speaker 3: On our pugs would have had about a billion since then?
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  Speaker 1: Saturday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Chin, he is a shocking bass.
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  Speaker 1: I might have been on a Saturday as well. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then anyway, but I just feeling much better things feelers.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty rough, was it.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't seem off me.
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  Speaker 2: He seemed good, dead he did it seemed really after me.
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  Speaker 3: He seemed great. You after me yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: What I did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And what scene?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, just for the fun of it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that Yeah, it's really grim oll. That's good then,
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  Speaker 2: but they were high energy, keezy, they were high energy,
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  Speaker 2: and you tried to match them.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Now I actually held my own quite well. Jason held
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  Speaker 3: my own quite well.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see when we don't watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see you in the final letter.
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  Speaker 1: Eh, that's all good.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Damon? Is he Are you associated with him?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, not associated, but I know him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, really nice guy. I've never made him before. Fucking
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  Speaker 3: lovely guy. He is lovely guy, Joe Damon. Never heard
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  Speaker 3: of them, fucking the man.
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  Speaker 1: You're the chat, but you've never heard of the people
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  Speaker 1: that work in that office out there?
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  Speaker 2: Do people work out there?
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  Speaker 1: Kate? Who's that Dilly Dilly hugs? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I know the name Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What does he do again?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know this sort of float? Is he the
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  Speaker 2: guy that's like in a who of a mood? Every
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  Speaker 2: time you come in? I say later him, but he's
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  Speaker 2: like whatever due, and so I've just given up. He's
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  Speaker 2: one of the shiny boat shoes.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one. Yeah, what did you just call him before?
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  Speaker 1: Every time he comes in here is shimming them up,
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  Speaker 1: giving them a she he does, yes, and then give
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  Speaker 1: them a little spit spit shan there, did you guys
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  Speaker 1: ever shine your shoes?
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  Speaker 3: The thing you had to do for school?
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  Speaker 1: What you had to do Jason, you'll remember this. Of
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  Speaker 1: course you had to get your little brush out, yes,
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  Speaker 1: with your nugget and you get your you get well.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you get a class and you wipe
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  Speaker 1: wipe off all the xs, do ita, et cetera. Then
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  Speaker 1: you get your kiwi ki boot polish made in Australia
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  Speaker 1: and has never been a New Zealand brand. It's an
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  Speaker 1: Australian brand. Brutal, unacceptable and what about brand over in Australia,
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  Speaker 1: It's bullshit. So then you get your nugget, you scrub
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  Speaker 1: it on there, scrub it on there, and then you
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  Speaker 1: get another class and that's what gives it the shine.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a real multi step process. And then they
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  Speaker 1: brought out the instant shine, didn't they Yes, where you could.
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  Speaker 2: Just painted on at yours because like at my boarding school,
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  Speaker 2: we had a boot room. Yes, you your boots and shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Headroom in his booty for a d.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas pugs Pugs flag That last one.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to have to do a disclaimer for this one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to carry on you the boot room.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, what we're tell you what we used to
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  Speaker 2: do in the boot room. It's where we used to
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  Speaker 2: have darries got off and have a dry in the
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  Speaker 2: boot room. The only problem with the boot room when
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  Speaker 2: you had a drry was because it yeah, it was
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  Speaker 2: quite a small room and it was like it.
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  Speaker 1: Was very hard to say that you haven't been smoking
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  Speaker 1: of that when between if a teacher walks in, you're fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Smell of toe jam and dourries.
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  Speaker 2: No, not just darries, but then it was behind the
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  Speaker 2: cricket nets. And then it was up on the mountain
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  Speaker 2: that we up doing the darries.
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  Speaker 3: Dry mountain. So nothing ever happened in the boot room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure that you're smoking daries post coital.
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  Speaker 2: Ja come on, man, fuck sake.
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  Speaker 3: And real stupid. And Jae's just being really annoyed that
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  Speaker 3: good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I love it? Man about me?
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing sushi today?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you know what?
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  Speaker 3: No, are you sure we've got we brought so.
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  Speaker 1: Much food bag, I told you right from that week
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  Speaker 1: in the way, so I've got to work my way through.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got a roast chicken in my bag, not
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  Speaker 1: a whole one but old chick a whole chicken, it's
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  Speaker 1: not it's still alive. That's not even roasted. I lied
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  Speaker 1: about that part. It's a chicken chicken in my bag
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  Speaker 1: it to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought home a chicken.
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  Speaker 3: It's been in your sexel all day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking hell, even for two people are whole chickens A
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  Speaker 2: lot of food?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, you could. Still it wasn't an insane
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  Speaker 1: amount of food. Yeah, insane, especially when you're not telling
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  Speaker 1: people that you're providing breakfast and lunch, so you take
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  Speaker 1: breakfast and lunch. Yes, yeah. Anyway outside of that ship, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't go.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have when you went clamorous camping keysy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Did you? Did you have heaps of food or were
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  Speaker 2: you too busy?
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  Speaker 1: You know both?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah doing jigsaws heaps of food was great,
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  Speaker 3: but they didn't give us.
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  Speaker 1: A chicken or anything.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: It was at the same place.
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  Speaker 1: Keasey was here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wrote Keesy was here on the roof into
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  Speaker 3: the thing I was going to say in Jez, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Jason reallys disclaimer disclaiming there?
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, what do you have to ruin everything? Jace?
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  Speaker 3: You shore the boot room comments from you, Hey, listen
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  Speaker 3: to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio. Hurdaki