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S5: Ep. 6 Right Time Wrong Bish · Mind Triggers Podcast

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  Anything that's said on this podcast has nothing to do with
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  the host of Mind Triggers. Host these do not hold them
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  accountable. Nothing to do with them.
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  You are now listening to the Mind Triggers podcast.
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  Hey guys, it's juicy. There's Jay always in the
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  background. Any Luke.
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  Not today. We got a well, she got too many,
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  too many things to name. She's an entrepreneur.
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  Juicy with two eyes. Yes.
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  And we're juicy. We got 2 Juicy today.
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  And Cousin. Cousin.
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  What's your what's your name? Cousin Kiss.
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  My bleep tattoo artist and so graphic designer get at.
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  Me now thank you for coming on the show.
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  Appreciate y'all of. Course.
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  Yes, my name is Jasmine, but call me Juicy Jazz, you know I
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  do eyelash extensions. I do.
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  Shut up, because yeah, yeah, eyelashes look very nice today.
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  But you did hair lashes too. Your cousin.
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  Yes, I did everyone to put my own I.
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  Need a refill? I do also tax preparer and
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  finance credit repair I need to. Contact you then after this I
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  do. Have some tax issues?
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  Now where? Where are you from?
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  I'm. From Irvington, NJ, OK Newark.
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  OK, shot of Irvington North. Yeah, shot that one and raised.
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  Shot this county out here. UMD Hospital Oh the.
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  Hospital Hospital from. The hospital.
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  UMD. I never heard about shot of the
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  hospital before the 1st. Shot to the hospital.
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  Shot to Doctor Ross to the. Emergency room shot out.
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  To the emergency room for pulling me out the right way.
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  So tell us about your businesses.
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  I do eyelash extensions. I work out of Maplewood.
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  I've been an entrepreneur for about 9 years.
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  OK. So you have like a suite in
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  Maplewood? Yeah, Oh well, I work in a
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  salon. OK.
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  Don't forget about that body sculpting, because.
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  Because that is big nowadays. You.
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  Do a lot of shit. Come on.
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  You being modest right now? You being modest?
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  Yeah, you do. A lot of stuff.
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  Why that she? Hate doing everybody here she
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  be. I do hair.
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  I I do. When you in the.
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  Mood. Yeah, when I'm in the.
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  Mood like I do my aunt's hair and my grandma's hair and my
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  sister hair. Saying, she said.
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  Aunt, But wait, before we even start this, before we even start
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  this interview. You can't even say Auntie no.
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  More finish the sentence. I'm in my rounds.
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  Duggan. Keep going out of.
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  Town, keep going. That's the that's the problem.
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  He didn't even start it right. Right, you ready to drop from
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  the fucking from Hennessy earlier?
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  What? Did you say come suck a bitch
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  toe? How the packs, how the packs,
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  the soul tucking out here. Yeah, I know.
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  Yeah, I like it. Yeah.
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  I mean, I'm not against it. I'm not against anything
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  pleasurable. Y'all like in?
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  Your Tulsa, I'm not against anything pleasurable.
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  Yeah, I'm not against any impleasurable.
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  Pleasure you to suck toes. It does not.
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  I suck no toes, but I rub some feet.
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  What do you suck a little? Warm and lotion cousin.
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  What's your preference? What you mean like male or
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  female? Yes, mostly male, but I like,
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  you know, I like to mess around. I like to stick.
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  My finger in the. Water this.
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  Time cold first. Jazz, what's your preference?
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  I'd be. Scared, but that's why I gotta
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  tell my finger in there I'll be. Scared.
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  I love, love. Yeah, so you like pansexual?
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  No, that's not what I. Said OK, sexual.
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  They love sexual. Include animals.
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  No. OK, so I.
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  Don't think so 'cause I. Don't.
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  Know that's like BCL, yeah, that point that's exactly.
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  We don't like everything I. Love who love me.
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  Right. No, we don't.
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  Don't get me fucked. So how would your friends
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  describe you, Jazz? Aggravating.
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  Damn, I play too much. I'm crazy.
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  Yeah. I'm lovable.
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  I'm just add five. Figures.
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  OK, so I'm lovable, you know, I get money.
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  Period. You do.
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  I'm hungry. Aggressive, aggressive.
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  OK for it. We're playing, *** come suck a
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  bitch. Jazz, how would you?
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  How would you describe cousin mean?
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  Damn, the whole family mean. Talented.
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  OK, it's funny because she's actually the nice one and I'm
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  the mean one. Really.
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  Our grandmothers are twins, so really I took on her
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  grandmother's personality and she took all mine opposite.
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  That makes any sense? Like I'm real like passive.
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  I'm real chill. Like I like the hee hee ha ha.
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  But like if you flip that switch, I don't know what to
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  tell you after that. I'll be like, why are you being?
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  So she's more of like, she's more guarded when they meet
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  people. She's more of like, I don't like
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  her. What should I sign?
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  I don't like. Her Aquarius, she's more.
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  Like I don't. Like them and I'm more like give
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  them a chance to do something crazy and they always be
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  something crazy happening. We get into a fire sometimes I.
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  Told you I'm just a. Bitch.
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  Nice. So you don't have no friends?
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  She can have no friends. She can have friends, but wash
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  them hoes. You know what?
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  I'll. Be you know, you post play
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  people close, enemies close. True original boss out there so.
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  How would you? Describe you who?
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  Me, I just be chilling man till somebody give me a reason not to
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  fucking chill damn I'll. Be.
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  Chilling. I'm not to take that.
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  Don't be doing no weird shit. I'll be chilling.
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  What's weird though? Everything that ain't chill,
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  I'll be fucking chilling. What's?
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  The last What's the last thing you beat a bitch ass?
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  About 3 years ago, because my cousin had called me while she
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  was pregnant, right? So my cousin's pregnant, she's
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  in shop right with her Mamas, right?
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  And then because her baby daddy's girlfriend has seen her
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  in shop right? And how like kind of pressed
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  her. She was like, I'm pregnant.
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  I was actually living at your heart one minute exactly in
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  ShopRite with her Mama. Price you and the baby.
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  Yeah, you and the baby. It's OK because we went right
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  back. Baby, I hit dollar and 10
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  centimeters now. We went right the fuck back with
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  a pole with my hair braided, with grease on my face.
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  Because that's how else you want to come ready.
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  And it was nothing after that. So yeah, smokers of course.
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  Blunt veils or papers? Papers back.
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  You had little controversy on your page.
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  It's. OK, we're teaching.
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  Look, so y'all don't want to smoke blunt veils, but y'all
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  want me to roll papers and then crush a leaf up in?
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  It right I honestly, I'm not a can of papers honestly, if you
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  take too much work then blood veils is like a quick one yeah I
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  know how I got Instagram got them new little notes things
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  like like the little statuses somebody had posted.
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  If you smoke blood veils, you dirty What why I'm dirty.
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  So ever since then I was a little offended and I'm not
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  smoking it, no. More and I get three $4.50 year
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  bug and I'm smoking the. Blunt, but guess how many blunts
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  I get out of paper? I save a little.
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  Bit the papers be short as fuck like it's.
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  Like a whole pack, about 40 of them bitches in there.
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  The paper is not good, Can we? Stop talking about smoking
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  because I just want to smoke right now God damn.
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  But what's that measurements do you know?
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  What you mean like body wise? Yes.
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  I haven't measured myself. I feel like I'm like a 32,
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  whatever that is. I think 30 2 sounds good.
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  Multiply it by 38, multiply it by three, and then add a little
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  extra in the middle for the kitchen.
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  So if you could describe each other, how would you describe
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  each other? This is love she do too much of
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  that love she. I love love.
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  I gotta. Remove my arm after that she is
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  Scorpio but you would expect scorpios to be like anti love
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  but not they be loving. Shut up tonight.
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  She's a Scorpio, right? Yeah, she is.
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  So if y'all was gonna fix, if y'all gonna fix each other up
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  with somebody, how would you describe each other?
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  The well, the other one. Describe or how would I fix her
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  up with? Something no.
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  How would you describe? How you describe her to who you
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  fix her up with. But yeah, I got this fly ass.
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  This was some green ass hair face tags.
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  You know I'm saying entrepreneur, you ain't never
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  had that juicy. But don't you need to know why
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  the juice is juicing? Talk that shit, yeah.
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  OK, I'm gonna have to spice it up.
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  I'm like, yeah, So you ever had a stallion wearing all black
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  with green hair? You ever seen a stallion?
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  Talk that shit, I. Have red.
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  Definitely a stallion. How you gonna top that describe?
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  You ever had a bitch Roger Dick and tattoo you at the same time?
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  How? The fuck?
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  I pressed too many buttons. All the buttons I.
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  Got excited. Hold on now, you.
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  Didn't know which button to press exactly.
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  That's how you got to describe me.
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  I'm waiting Shout out Jay only got tattoos.
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  I'm waiting fire shit. Jay said he's looking for his
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  next tatt. You haven't had the hair fire
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  like a Gucci. Hold on, wait.
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  Say that again. Hold on, wait.
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  You ever had a bitch who coochie money like green hair?
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  That motherfucker looks good. That do you Coochie got green
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  hair too. The question.
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  I'm saying I saw something I was thinking about.
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  I was thinking about diamonds the same color as the hair on my
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  head because I just want to see what a *** face would be like
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  when he see that like. What about the *** I don't like
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  hair on a coochie. You gonna have to like it today.
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  What *** do y'all know? Turning down some hairy coochie?
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  How Here we talk about Tony. I'm talking about what?
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  You what? You look good.
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  Put your hand back. Down what?
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  *** you know, think you look good and then when he happened
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  to see you, the coochie and his hair, we going to say no, you're
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  lying. If it's a bitch you've been
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  trying to fuck for the last six months and then you happen to
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  get there and that coochie hair. You still hitting these ***
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  still hitting. They are fucking head.
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  They still hitting smelly coochie.
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  Come on. I don't know how she got kids.
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  I'll be looking. At her like wait, wait what?
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  We don't went too far here. Don't turn.
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  Out No. And I know what she Harry, I can
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  look at her and tell. Was she like 40?
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  How old is she? Like 40?
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  No, she your age. No, she younger than you?
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  Is she younger than me? What we talking about, You know,
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  'cause first of all. I feel like a.
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  Couple of cousins are going to think we.
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  Talk about them now. Wait.
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  Who gave her a bit, gave her two.
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  Oh wait, now Juicy, did you describe cousin?
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  Yes I need a guy that's that's secure with his masculinity
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  because my cousin get money she do her thing, she's bad
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  talented, she got 1234500 things that she do.
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  I think you might say 1234500 *** Actually I only have one.
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  Unfortunately, she's more loyal than I would.
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  I put all my eggs in one ass. She's more loyal than I would
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  like her. To be no.
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  Don't that's. A mad.
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  Loyal. No, that's some bullshit we're
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  not gonna clap for. That sorry.
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  You don't put all your eggs in one basket, but we did anyway.
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  We we did it. She a good girl.
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  I don't have the attention span. Let me tell you, I don't have a
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  city girl. I don't have the attention span
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  for 34500 *** OK? I don't.
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  It's a lot of work for one. So how many at one time
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  recently? How many had in your roster ever
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  like the most this? Year 1.
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  This Year 1. What about at one time?
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  What's the one? OK.
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  Oh, Juice, how many you had in your roster at one time?
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  I don't. Keep a roster.
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  I don't know if I believe that I hate Lion.
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  I'll keep a roster, OK. We gonna go to sleep on that
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  note. I hate capping out here.
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  So do you guys consider yourself a pussy fairies?
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  I do. I feel like I'm a mermaid and I
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  have magical. You see the voice you're
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  speaking? That's the mermaid.
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  Voice great. If I ever talk like this, it's
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  the mermaid voice. Talk that shit, I told you
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  again. I'm on my.
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  Way I'm on my way, I'm crying. I told you Juice.
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  I have my food ready when I get there.
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  A stallion. That's how I told.
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  The food ready too. Chicken.
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  We got chicken in the back. If I could marry a chicken, I
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  would. So I'm not even playing by
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  chicken at all. Where did Jersey got the best
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  chicken? Well, we're not going to say
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  ambassador's. I'm tired of everybody acting
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  like ambassador's got some good ass chicken blue ass wings.
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  So you say, Jersey fried cousin, What you say?
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  I really don't think none of these places got some good ass
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  chicken. So you make.
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  I'm going to say my daddy house. You don't like my chicken?
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  My cousin has my daddy house. So, Jersey, if I got the best
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  chicken, yeah. No juicy juicy jazz got the best
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  chicken. I'm trying to tell y'all juicy.
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  Jazz, we gonna put you to that. I'm saying she getting a food
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  truck. Don't worry y'all.
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  So right, what's 1 ingredient that you can't make chicken
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  without? Garlic.
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  Powder salt, I mean that too. But garlic powder?
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  We need that. Mustard.
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  It's like I'm. Going to talk about mustard.
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  Mustard. OK, that's a joy.
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  Eat my chicken. All right, It's it's got a
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  charming size. So mustard.
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  Yeah, she had a story about mustard earlier in our last
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  episode. Oh, that's.
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  What we walked in on, yeah. I was walking dramatized so you
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  eat mustard so but no mustard is the.
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  Mustard off fried chicken. Hope you hope.
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  Would you like a nugget? Eat mustard off a coochie.
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  I love you. Ain't that gonna burn a little?
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  Bit I feel like it. I just want to see what you.
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  Gonna say but. You know I have anything I say
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  to the mermaid boys. You can say fuck the whip.
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  You want to eat mustard off my coochie?
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  What are the? Time sitting sitting the camera.
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  So you want a mustard tonight, cousin?
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  So you want to eat mustard off my coochie?
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  Off my pussy. I don't know, that might be.
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  If not, well then you better hurry up and catch up.
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  So you want? Moochie tonight.
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  You won match up. Now would y'all, I don't know if
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  you got kids cousin, but would you let your friend date kid?
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  Now would y'all let your friend date your baby daddy?
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  No. Absolutely not.
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  What kind of friend would date my baby daddy?
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  First of all, my baby daddy is a piece of shit.
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  So you after all the stories I done told you, you thought that
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  was a good idea, right? After all the times I done came
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  to you and cried, you thought that was a good idea?
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  OK, what kind of friend is this? Bye, Felicia.
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  Shane, a mermaid friend. We know that.
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  Show ain't. So.
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  So yeah, both say no. I ain't going to tell anybody
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  what to do. OK, but is that still considered
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  your friend? No, I'm not going to.
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  I don't tell anybody what to do in their life.
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  Not my *** not my friends, not my cousins.
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  I mean, except for that one. Not my cousins.
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  But like. I say names out here.
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  Who? I'm going to turn this out.
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  I'm just saying that I don't tell people what to do but but
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  when I do it's mostly her. OK and I still don't listen but.
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  It's OK, I hate hard headed. That's me.
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  I don't listen, I call. It I call it my Mama dropped me
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  on my head a little bit too much just a little bit too much and
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  my daddy. So how about you think box.
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  Oh Lord, he tells me that story all the.
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  Time. First of all, your dad used to
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  sit on me and play the game. And apparently he hit his
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  daughter in the head with a fucking.
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  X but the whole Xbox. He had it in the bag I guess,
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  and we was walking home and I was holding his hand and the
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  whiplash like from the bag swinging on his arm just like
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  right in the head. And ever since then I knew that
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  was what's wrong with me. Damn, do you remember that?
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  For the Xbox, that's what's. Wrong with me.
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  Now Xbox biggest house. It was the clunky one.
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  It was the IT was the Xbox original, the black. 1.
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  That shit was hard plastic by this big.
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  Ass controller. I mean, you ain't got no
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  fucking. Maybe it was a Nintendo, the one
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  where you blow the games. You don't got a nut.
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  You don't got a nut. No, I just got a hook in the
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  background when you blow the I don't know where it.
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  Came from the the Super Nintendo was talking about.
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  I'm damn hot. Good sound bite.
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  So how long do you think that people should date before
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  introducing their kids? I feel like at least like 6
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  months. If I was going to give it a time
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  limit, I say at minimum a year, but things be.
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  Happening how you keep me for a year though without.
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  I've been doing it for like 9 months and ain't nobody me my
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  motherfucking son yet and it's been perfectly fine.
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  So it's possible. It's very fucking possible.
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  I feel like until you 100% sure if that person is a life.
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  Partner for your. Kid like if they're a good
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  example for your kid, because for people don't even show their
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  true colors until like you've been around him for like a year
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  when they get tired of your ass, they're like, man, I'm sick of
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  this bitch right. So that bitch take her ass in
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  the. Room cousin, you saying nine
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  months? Juicy.
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  No. I'm saying a year, a year.
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  I'm sorry, just. I'm.
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  At nine months, but. I haven't personally did it
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  because I don't have people around my kids, but I'm gonna
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  say six months because only because my schedule is crazy.
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  So if I gotta intermix something, sometimes things
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  intermix. Got you you a busy woman out
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  here. Yeah, I got, I got multiple
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  things going. On.
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  Shit, I'm busy but didn't think it's beef faking.
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  They be faking like bacon. You don't know if bacon going to
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  be pork or beef today. What?
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  Is beef. Bacon.
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  I'm saying when you get the canned.
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  I bought some vegetarian beans the other day and they turned
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  out that wasn't vegetarian. Turns out, turns out rock bottom
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  has a fucking basement. What?
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  Now we told meme the other day this.
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  White girl, she said. Well, this white girl rock
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  bottom has a basement. I never heard that.
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  One they say you learn something new every day.
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  Definitely. Never want to meet that basement
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  deal. Shit you don't want to meet If
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  rock bottom has a basement I don't want to meet.
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  What's your biggest turn off *** Calling me big money.
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  Big money, big money. Yeah, *** be like big money.
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  Who called you big money *** Be called?
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  Really. Honey.
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  Oh, you know what? I know why I've been a ***
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  calling you that big. 'Cause once you turn off.
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  Inconsistency I I could deal with mostly everything besides
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  the inconsistency. Like you will treat me like a
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  fucking Princess everyone right now.
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  No days off. I mean, you can have a couple
• 20:59
  days off, but inconsistency means that you've been doing it
• 21:02
  for too damn long now. Like God damn.
• 21:04
  Big money, you agree? Why can't you call you baby?
• 21:15
  I'll be toxic because some days I feel like talking, some days I
• 21:19
  don't. Some days I want to be loving.
• 21:22
  It's me, it's you. I know.
• 21:25
  Thank you. Wait first wait before you
• 21:28
  continue. That's right.
• 21:29
  Hold on. Give no.
• 21:31
  Good morning text every morning. So big money.
• 21:32
  I want to say thank you to all the men to admitting that you're
• 21:35
  that you're toxic. Thank you.
• 21:36
  You're. Toxic.
• 21:40
  Fucking liquor from before. Thank you.
• 21:41
  You're. Gonna blame James?
• 21:46
  Yes, yes. Ain't nobody even gonna know
• 21:49
  your name. Who's James?
• 21:53
  Cousin, are you toxic? I feel like I'm a healthy dose
• 21:57
  of toxic if that makes any absolute sense.
• 22:00
  Is that the diet toxic? Absolutely, there we.
• 22:03
  Go, You found the exact I'm going to.
• 22:06
  I'm about to text that to him right now.
• 22:08
  Right now we're going live. Right now I'm.
• 22:09
  The diet I do. Toxic.
• 22:11
  I feel like I'm setting boundary.
• 22:14
  OK, who's who's juicy? Are you toxic?
• 22:16
  I'm diet toxic. Absolutely.
• 22:18
  I'm toxic. First of all.
• 22:19
  I'm not giving those purposely toxic.
• 22:21
  Why not? I'm actually I can't do this.
• 22:24
  I don't want a *** if he not toxic.
• 22:27
  That's what I'm wanting this. Be careful what you wish for.
• 22:32
  I'm toxic. You got to match me because,
• 22:34
  like else, I'm going to correct on me the way match.
• 22:37
  You might as well come ready. She's.
• 22:39
  Going to be on match. She sure is.
• 22:41
  I know she is. No, no, no.
• 22:45
  So juicy what? Why you not like you can't text
• 22:47
  in the gap? Hello.
• 22:52
  Jazz I don't want a *** to text me every day.
• 22:54
  I just want him to be consistent enough.
• 22:56
  Like like if I'm not in the like a good headspace and you know me
• 23:02
  like that's a week, you might need to be consistent.
• 23:04
  OK, But if I'm in a in a headspace where I'm good, I'm
• 23:08
  working, I'm getting money right now.
• 23:09
  I'm not even really worried about what you doing.
• 23:11
  You could tell like you could tell when your girls like and
• 23:14
  money making headspace or in like depressed headspace.
• 23:17
  And if I'm in depressed headspace and you ain't
• 23:19
  consistent, I'm a feel it more because it's like I'm noticing
• 23:22
  it. But if I'm working, I'm getting
• 23:24
  money every day and I'm not really like to 1 and I'm not as
• 23:27
  stressed. Like I'm not going to notice if
• 23:29
  you're not like on me or talking to me.
• 23:30
  Like it's consistency When I need you like I need when I need
• 23:34
  you, I need you to be consistent.
• 23:35
  It makes a lot of sense. Like that makes a lot of sense.
• 23:38
  My thing is like, men don't get it.
• 23:40
  Like when I'm hustling, I'm out on the streets.
• 23:43
  I'm doing. I'm doing.
• 23:44
  Like bitch, who you fucking? I don't want to.
• 23:48
  Be. Bothered when I'm working?
• 23:50
  It's been 3 weeks. You ain't even know that I don't
• 23:53
  like to be bothered when I'm working.
• 23:54
  But when I'm with you, I'm because it is not my love
• 23:56
  language pull up for me or. I'm outside, it didn't take like
• 24:00
  like 4 days. Yes our DMS but I'm just saying
• 24:02
  though. I mean, I'm going to tell you,
• 24:05
  entrepreneur, we're really not good at text messages because
• 24:07
  let me tell you, we get messages all day.
• 24:09
  I get mad. So then when you're trying to go
• 24:11
  on a date with a *** he's sending you a message.
• 24:13
  You like come see me. I'm more of a.
• 24:18
  I'm outside, I'm outside. Put your shoes on, come outside.
• 24:21
  I'm more of a. Get dressed, we going out.
• 24:24
  I'm more of a are you home? You don't hate me Like what you.
• 24:27
  Doing just you said chicken, right?
• 24:29
  Chicken head chicken head egg food you don't show fire wise.
• 24:32
  I love that. I know, I know what you doing
• 24:40
  type of girl don't what you doing?
• 24:41
  Baby, what you doing? So what if they got on the same
• 24:44
  type of time? It's only OK when you she say
• 24:48
  that now, but let me tell you something about her.
• 24:50
  Let me say something about her. I sure the fuck do.
• 24:54
  Let me tell you something about her.
• 24:55
  Soon as she done working. If you ain't text her
• 24:57
  motherfucking phone by the time she expect a text message you
• 25:00
  are out of here buddy. Like hold one?
• 25:03
  She's like, bitch, I'm done. I'm done and I'm ready for the
• 25:06
  Dick. Where you at?
• 25:07
  I can feel that I'm trying. I'm headed to pound Town.
• 25:09
  And why is the location not open?
• 25:12
  Where the fuck are you? God damn, just you ain't shit.
• 25:16
  Don't don't piss her off now, she said.
• 25:18
  I I answer your messages all day, but you better text me back
• 25:21
  when I say so all. Day, but you already know.
• 25:25
  If I was already scheduled to come there, I'd do everything.
• 25:27
  On schedule, she said. You better talk to.
• 25:29
  You all day, but you know what I'm coming to do when I get.
• 25:31
  There, so you want me know your word?
• 25:33
  Ain't that wrong with that. If you already know when I get
• 25:37
  off work, I'm coming, what the what do it matter?
• 25:40
  Better had a Dick ready. Drop them.
• 25:43
  Draw now 'cause. Look at the camera, say that
• 25:45
  shit. Drop them, draw when.
• 25:47
  I get there. # town, she said, her booty hole brown.
• 25:53
  Oh, is it green? Is it green like?
• 25:55
  Green. Like Green?
• 25:59
  So what type of men are you guys or women are you guys attracted
• 26:02
  to? I love men with trash.
• 26:04
  I love an aggressive *** like some Vegeta type *** *** always
• 26:08
  would've mean I'll grilled. He ain't even in a bad mood, but
• 26:13
  he just look like he in a bad mood.
• 26:15
  I love that I love tall men. I mean, I don't necessarily
• 26:20
  discriminate. I'm only 5/3.
• 26:23
  How tall are you? Jazz 57 OK.
• 26:27
  So I'm a Shorty, but I love men that are like big and tall
• 26:30
  'cause I could climb up his penis like a pole.
• 26:32
  I love. Penis you climbing up the penis
• 26:35
  I. Climb up him like a ladder and
• 26:37
  I've been like. OK.
• 26:40
  The sound bite is crazy this episode.
• 26:43
  Oh, I'm all for the sound effects.
• 26:46
  Damn, I am here for it. OK, Carol Baskin.
• 26:53
  No, but you remember on that I, I know we've been singing this
• 26:56
  song all night, my booty whole brown.
• 27:00
  But she said, you know, the dry hazard is the best.
• 27:02
  Y'all agree? Oh my God, it's something about
• 27:05
  the aggression in their eyes. But you dog you.
• 27:08
  Are both Yeah, put your. Feet on.
• 27:10
  What'd you say, Jazz? Well, shore in any other color.
• 27:14
  I want to be well kept. I don't care if you.
• 27:17
  Got hair or not? OK, I mean, hair on a man
• 27:19
  doesn't bother me. Question.
• 27:21
  Yeah, looking Gooch. No, yes.
• 27:24
  Discrepancy. Y'all gonna have to X me out of
• 27:28
  that? Anything close to a *** asshole,
• 27:32
  I'm not doing it. I don't want to.
• 27:33
  And then I'm a look at you different after you asked me to
• 27:36
  do it, too. I just want you to know that you
• 27:37
  better be careful with who you ask to lick your motherfucking
• 27:39
  Gooch. Because if you ask me, I'm like
• 27:45
  you like fruity bubbles. What's your favorite cereal?
• 27:48
  Yeah, you. Looking Gooch.
• 27:50
  Sure is. I don't even want to look over
• 27:57
  there. I smoke you.
• 27:59
  Making that Gooch. Yes, we going that far?
• 28:05
  It's a little spot that's right up top.
• 28:09
  It's the it's the Magic Spot, the Magic Hours.
• 28:13
  Or the magic hour. They don't know what the magic
• 28:17
  hour on. My way home, I'm leaving.
• 28:22
  If a nick asked me to do that, I'm putting on my clothes
• 28:24
  because I'm leaving there you go get on fucked up.
• 28:26
  Kinda can't be just do it exactly.
• 28:30
  You gotta be like if I ever had that in my brain, which I don't,
• 28:33
  but if I ever had that in my mind to do something like that,
• 28:36
  like it would have to be at my own means.
• 28:38
  But if you ask me, you like Freddy family.
• 28:42
  Note to self subscribe to the magic.
• 28:43
  Hour as a man like. How do you ask that?
• 28:47
  Like be like yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, how do you ask that?
• 28:49
  Like, yeah, so. You gonna lick my?
• 28:52
  Good. How you ask somebody to lick
• 28:54
  your Gooch? You, you gonna lift my balls up?
• 28:58
  Lick my Gooch. Lift, lift the balls up.
• 29:00
  This would be heard. But what you want me to do after
• 29:02
  I lift them, I'm beat. I lift them up and looked at
• 29:03
  them like I was down here. I'm like, oh, is this my little?
• 29:09
  Spot down there, the magic hour spot.
• 29:12
  I'm like, oh, it's so smooth. The skin is so smooth right
• 29:14
  here. I didn't know it could be so
• 29:15
  smooth. So Jazz, explain to them, what's
• 29:20
  the magic hour? You know the the the exit hole,
• 29:25
  but you know it's a little part in between the little magic
• 29:29
  hour. Spot now come in to come in to
• 29:31
  talk that shit you. Touch it right *** be stalking
• 29:34
  your house. Stalking your house?
• 29:36
  You don't want that. You gotta put the bullet on the.
• 29:38
  Goo I don't want to be stalked I.
• 29:40
  Don't even need all. That thanks for telling me how
• 29:42
  to avoid it motherfucker, I will do just.
• 29:45
  That let me ask you this, how are y'all going to make sure
• 29:47
  that this summer is going to be our prettiest and happiest
• 29:50
  summer? Not fuck with fuck *** You see
• 29:54
  these walls? Any men that want?
• 29:55
  To raise scrolling. And weird like I need my *** to
• 29:59
  let me do whatever I want to do I don't.
• 30:01
  Do anything that's with an SI. Don't do anything.
• 30:03
  That's wait, hold on, wait, you said *** with an S.
• 30:05
  No, we avoiding our. Minds your business, you.
• 30:11
  Know I'm gonna love a girl like I love to have one *** you know
• 30:14
  I like to find a *** on. This 3456500 *** I like it, ***
• 30:21
  I like to link with. I like, you know he know what I
• 30:24
  like. Like I'm a lover.
• 30:25
  Girl. So what's the?
• 30:26
  Have one guy. Can I tell y'all something to be
• 30:28
  honest with y'all? Of course.
• 30:29
  She'd be like I'm a lover girl and she'd be like, why are you
• 30:31
  texting me all day? I'm at work.
• 30:34
  What he need to leave me alone? That'll make no sense.
• 30:39
  So what's the rules for sneaky link for sneaky link?
• 30:42
  Don't tell. Nobody.
• 30:42
  Don't fucking call me till I call you.
• 30:46
  The time is at the time I said the time is.
• 30:49
  Don't you call me a minute before or after.
• 30:51
  Jazz. I like my privacy.
• 30:55
  I feel like sometimes God just want to be like, yeah, I hit
• 30:57
  that, but tell all the friends they hit it.
• 31:00
  So then corny. Don't nobody, don't say nothing
• 31:04
  good. Because if you ask me, that shit
• 31:06
  don't count anyway. I get guys I've never done
• 31:09
  anything with. They be like, yeah, hit that and
• 31:11
  I'll be looking like prove. It that should be crazy, like
• 31:14
  *** really be too much shit like that.
• 31:16
  That's not really. Doodle, now we gotta pick one
• 31:19
  segment that'll be that we're on.
• 31:23
  Hit. Him with the pick one segment.
• 31:27
  Alright ladies, so if you had to pick one to get an erotic
• 31:32
  massage with a happy ending, who are you picking, $0.50 or the
• 31:38
  game? $0.50 I'm picking the game
• 31:42
  'cause he always look angry, like, you know, I love you.
• 31:45
  But she likes that. First of all, G does way better
• 31:48
  than Goku. We're just gonna.
• 31:50
  So are you trying to fucking say that $0.50 is motherfucking
• 31:54
  Goku? Yeah, like think about it.
• 31:58
  Think about it. Goku always want the center of
• 32:01
  attention. Goku will leave Chichi to save
• 32:04
  the world. Even if you die, leave his.
• 32:06
  Around. But.
• 32:07
  Tina do not play. With Bulma No, no, but Kita do
• 32:13
  not play. With Boma he do not play.
• 32:16
  About his image he do not play. About his family.
• 32:18
  OK, so that's that's your points.
• 32:20
  Cousin, what's your points? All I must say is I had never
• 32:22
  heard the game say have a baby by me baby be a millionaire,
• 32:26
  have a check before the baby come.
• 32:27
  Who the hell cares? I'm going fucking recently, OK,
• 32:30
  I can see that. Tuh tuh y'all will not spell
• 32:36
  tough. TU8 give me a baby.
• 32:40
  Daddy have a baby and I love John Cena as a kid.
• 32:44
  Who else? What other?
• 32:45
  Rambler said. 50 don't like he gonna air you out.
• 32:49
  I don't give a fuck and nothing to air out over here.
• 32:52
  He'll got no type of family sense like he air you out.
• 32:56
  So y'all got any funny any funny stories that happened to y'all?
• 32:58
  Like what? Anything.
• 32:59
  Anything. A lot of funny things that have
• 33:01
  happened to me. How about the time that I bust
• 33:06
  the windows on my own car because my baby daddy told me
• 33:09
  that he was going to take my car?
• 33:11
  Out your own car on my own. Car that I paid for out of my
• 33:14
  own pocket. I bust the weathers on my own
• 33:18
  car because my baby daddy say he's gonna fuck bitches in my
• 33:20
  car. Oh, in the backseat.
• 33:22
  Yeah, front seat, backseat. I don't know which seat.
• 33:24
  But out your own car? I just know that no seat was
• 33:27
  having anything. Wow, no seat.
• 33:32
  None of us is driving this bitch.
• 33:34
  I was talking to this guy. He was my male friend, right?
• 33:36
  So he was good. He was like, yeah, I want you to
• 33:40
  meet my girlfriend. So, you know, I started messing
• 33:42
  with them. It was cool, he started.
• 33:45
  You know, hold on first. Hold on.
• 33:50
  I continue. I'm sorry.
• 33:55
  You like me so much you took me home to your girlfriend.
• 33:57
  Then we meet her. Get close.
• 33:59
  Now you're mad. Hold on bitch, hold on.
• 34:01
  What are we doing here? We doing here?
• 34:03
  Wait wait wait, hold on. Was he mad?
• 34:05
  Because did y'all do something without him ever?
• 34:08
  He probably. So why was he mad then?
• 34:09
  I don't. Know.
• 34:11
  You took a girl. I thought that did I?
• 34:14
  Why you take his girl? She tried to He invited you in
• 34:17
  his home and you stole his wife. Did you ever see that?
• 34:21
  So you never did anything without him?
• 34:23
  Well, she was always there, so what's the problem?
• 34:25
  They wanted to do it without him.
• 34:27
  That was the problem. No, that might have been right
• 34:29
  there. He said.
• 34:30
  I feel here. Yeah, next to be feeling that
• 34:32
  shit he. Might have been He wanted me
• 34:35
  like you like so much. He took me home to her, but then
• 34:37
  it was just like when me and her became friends.
• 34:40
  We liked each other. Now you hate it.
• 34:41
  He said you eat coochie better than me.
• 34:44
  That's what it was. You guys to go hoe girls?
• 34:48
  Do it better than. You guys to go right now like
• 34:53
  yesterday out? Here.
• 34:55
  Like I like mine. How was that describe?
• 34:58
  Real sensual, don't touch the clit circle.
• 35:02
  Technically like on the spot. Too much work around it.
• 35:06
  You know, like girls. Do.
• 35:08
  Like tease me, right? I know.
• 35:13
  So do you. I think I could live without
• 35:15
  HEAD. No, no.
• 35:19
  No. It's OK temporarily, like it's
• 35:22
  OK if a *** don't do it temporarily.
• 35:24
  But we still saw you. Like I'm saying, I.
• 35:27
  Give head 'cause I like him. Because why are you not eating
• 35:29
  my coochie? What's going on here?
• 35:31
  I like his problem. Thank you, Jack.
• 35:33
  And don't smell what the issue is.
• 35:35
  I love how he make me something to eat problem.
• 35:38
  Here, Sir. Thank you.
• 35:46
  I do I I give head because I like to and I like to make who
• 35:50
  I'm with, male or female, happy. Give her head, give my coochie.
• 35:54
  Wet male or female, give the coochie.
• 35:57
  Well, I like getting my coochie lick.
• 35:59
  That song, Why are you named Juicy?
• 36:01
  Cuz I like getting my post. So both and her name is Juicy.
• 36:04
  Yeah, by male or female. Yeah, like give my eye contact
• 36:07
  doing it. Absolutely cuz you're not
• 36:10
  looking at me. What you eating?
• 36:11
  I'm. Bored.
• 36:12
  I get bored. Really fast.
• 36:13
  Are you not enjoying it? I contacted the Central.
• 36:17
  What you get, I shall get bored really fast.
• 36:20
  Yes, I said this early in the in the episode.
• 36:22
  You ain't shit. But you know what?
• 36:27
  That's OK, and I've grown to be OK with it.
• 36:30
  You know what? Me too.
• 36:32
  I made-up a word this week. All remember the word I made-up.
• 36:35
  Can you remember it? I.
• 36:36
  Feel like we make up words? Can you say what the word is?
• 36:39
  We've made-up so many words this week.
• 36:41
  It's not good to see. Please give us one.
• 36:43
  Give it. Contentness ISM.
• 36:47
  And define it please. Contentness ISM is the state of
• 36:50
  being the completely OK with what the fuck I got.
• 36:54
  OK. I'm gonna use what?
• 36:56
  I got to get what the fuck I want period because what is
• 37:00
  contentness ISM? Now, do you think guys these
• 37:03
  days are offering anything? I think they're offering
• 37:05
  contentness ISM because *** are completely OK with being the
• 37:11
  bare minimum and doing the bare minimum like and whatever the
• 37:14
  fuck shuts you up at the end of the day.
• 37:16
  Long as they still get some coochie and complete contentious
• 37:19
  ISM. I remember the word.
• 37:26
  I remember the word you made-up the other day.
• 37:28
  You remember it. It was.
• 37:30
  Alimonium. Alimonium it means it means like
• 37:35
  when people can't do what you do, but you do it anyway.
• 37:38
  So fucked. Up and then hey, your husband.
• 37:41
  Alimonium. And then your husband.
• 37:44
  Let's add that part. They can't do what you do, but
• 37:47
  you could do it without them. Plus.
• 37:48
  Alimonium. So alimonium.
• 37:51
  Alimonium. It's like pandemonium but
• 37:55
  alimonium. Like I'm money crazy.
• 38:04
  Don't say fucking target no more.
• 38:07
  We're not allowed to say target. It's target Tarjay.
• 38:16
  Why do women say wrong bitch when they don't remember?
• 38:19
  Because usually I'm right. Yes, well, the things that I've
• 38:23
  learned from men and my dad and most *** I know.
• 38:28
  You got the main one right? Have to my main chick.
• 38:32
  What's my main chick? You got the side one that gives
• 38:34
  you everything your main one doesn't give you and then you
• 38:39
  got that one that. Miscellaneous.
• 38:41
  No matter when you call her, no matter what time the either.
• 38:44
  No matter, she's a Missy hoe. No.
• 38:46
  Matter no matter exactly no matter what's going on, you know
• 38:50
  you could get some. The sixth woman coming off the
• 38:52
  bench. Yeah, yeah.
• 38:55
  Wait like a? You don't need to like.
• 38:57
  A but you can get whatever. You What is it for women though?
• 39:00
  Do we have? We do.
• 39:03
  I mean, sometimes it depends on what kind of state of one I'm
• 39:06
  in, right? When I like a *** When I like a
• 39:10
  *** I usually only got 1. When?
• 39:13
  I like a *** *** that you like, start doing dumb shit that you
• 39:18
  add another to the roster. But when you actually like a ***
• 39:21
  right? What dumb shit.
• 39:23
  What that? He'd be doing what's dumb shit
• 39:24
  that he'd be doing. Like making you feel like he got
• 39:27
  multiple bitches too. Like if I'm being loyal to you
• 39:30
  and we not together, but I know you got bitches and I know that
• 39:33
  I've been being loyal to you and you know that I've been being
• 39:35
  loyal to you, but you know that I could be fucking other ***
• 39:38
  even though I ain't. God damn.
• 39:41
  You understand there's a lot of complication here.
• 39:42
  There's a lot of mathematics. But what I'm basically trying to
• 39:46
  say, if you know I'm being true to you and I don't have to be
• 39:49
  true to you because I don't owe you anything and I'm doing it
• 39:51
  anyway and you doing your own thing.
• 39:54
  Pretty much wrong. Bitch wrong bitch wrong, bitch
• 39:59
  wrong, bitch wrong not. But I definitely say wrong bitch
• 40:02
  because I have a great memory so don't fucking play with me about
• 40:05
  shit. Everything is wrong bitch for me
• 40:07
  if I don't recall that way it's the wrong when.
• 40:12
  I'm wrong, I apologize. You gonna have to tell me
• 40:15
  exactly. You gonna have to tell me
• 40:16
  exactly, exactly what it was. You're not getting no judge
• 40:18
  apologize. Fuck that, I know.
• 40:20
  I even apologize. To my kids if I know, OK.
• 40:22
  I take accountability. I love being in the soft girl
• 40:25
  era, It's very manipulative. Look, I love being in the soft
• 40:29
  girl era, It's very manipulative.
• 40:30
  No. I'm not manipulative.
• 40:33
  It's very manipulative anymore. Now I'm just kidding, but now
• 40:38
  I'm serious. Really.
• 40:40
  Hurt. They sure the fuck do I'm.
• 40:42
  Definitely having you on the wrong.
• 40:43
  Bed. Let me tell you, you can't be
• 40:44
  soft with certain *** Some of these *** need a backhand.
• 40:47
  All of them need a backhand. Fuck some no, some of them, some
• 40:50
  of them, every single some of them.
• 40:52
  You just want to suck the people back when they a piece of shit.
• 40:55
  If a *** make me feel like I want to smack shit out of him.
• 40:58
  I'm going to smack the shit out of him.
• 41:01
  See, that's how you broke your God damn hand.
• 41:05
  If I need to, I'm going. To so So what kind of what kind
• 41:08
  of do either dudes or chicks do? Y'all attract.
• 41:10
  I attract. Clearly representation Gemini.
• 41:15
  Men, it's disgusting because they're completely different.
• 41:17
  I attract them raggedy ass virgos for whatever.
• 41:20
  Me, a Libra man, Gemini men just followed behind me because I
• 41:25
  guess I smell like crazy. You guys, I don't even know how
• 41:28
  to answer this question because to be honest, I don't even know
• 41:32
  at this point. This seems like a whole complete
• 41:34
  different genre of *** Is that my doorstep?
• 41:36
  Everything. I'm like closet crazy.
• 41:39
  I think I don't attract closet. I don't like *** Would you say
• 41:42
  I'm? Waiting for you to lie.
• 41:44
  Well, you say juice is a tattoo now.
• 41:46
  Closet crazy. Closet What is closet crazy
• 41:48
  they're. Good.
• 41:49
  That's very surprising. Like they're not initially
• 41:50
  crazy. They hide it for a very long
• 41:52
  time or I might hide it for a very long time.
• 41:55
  But is this when your birthday in there?
• 41:57
  I'm a Pisces. February 22nd, 2:22.
• 41:59
  Oh, I'm February 4th. Aquarius.
• 42:01
  Yeah, my favorite. My niece is a Aquarius.
• 42:05
  Actually, I have a a niece and Aquarius because we WAVY we
• 42:09
  Aquarius. I'm waving.
• 42:11
  I agree. Right, because it sounds like
• 42:20
  you're trying to get in trouble. I don't know if y'all want it.
• 42:22
  So do you like Coochie? You like?
• 42:24
  Male or female? Both she gonna bag you y'all
• 42:27
  need to stop. Barbecue or Buffalo?
• 42:29
  Barbecue, Buffalo mixing. I like to mix.
• 42:33
  Absolutely. I mostly shout out to.
• 42:39
  Kayla shout out to Kayla in the bed by the hub business.
• 42:47
  Shout out to Ebony who ain't here look shout out to Ebony
• 42:50
  when she watch this shout out to my grandma rest in peace.
• 42:56
  She proud of me it's. My whole family.
• 43:01
  No, I'm dying. OK, Juice.
• 43:02
  Let's talk about like juice. Where you from?
• 43:03
  I'm from nerd number blocks, what a best spot.
• 43:11
  OK, what you want to, what you like to play?
• 43:13
  What's up? When I workout, I'll play with
• 43:15
  pussy, not out. She likes to work out, but I
• 43:18
  can't work out. Bitches like you know I.
• 43:20
  Just asked a regular. Question me and my *** like you
• 43:23
  know what's wrong with? Women these days.
• 43:24
  I. Love that.
• 43:27
  They can't perform sexual activity.
• 43:29
  Really like what on top? Can I just?
• 43:33
  On bottom how am I on side? Excellent.
• 43:36
  How am I on bottom? Excellent.
• 43:39
  What about your side? This your.
• 43:40
  Man. I'm fucking him big time.
• 43:43
  Oh, I love this energy. I wish somebody, I wish somebody
• 43:47
  think about me like that. Oh, so you are.
• 43:52
  Oh, OK. So wait, wait, let's.
• 43:54
  Bring the mic. Closer So so So what is the
• 43:57
  freakiest thing you guys have done?
• 43:59
  His world, don't you? Don't hide now.
• 44:03
  Don't hide now. Peanut butter or crunchy?
• 44:07
  Peanut butter are y'all swingers sometimes totally hell.
• 44:11
  I mean they actually like they trying.
• 44:13
  To swing. Are you trying to swing?
• 44:14
  Which way y'all? See you on vacation.
• 44:17
  I mean, he don't do *** he don't do *** he don't do *** we do
• 44:21
  bitches together. When I get a.
• 44:23
  Man wait, do you got your password?
• 44:25
  I'm about to cuz I'm about to go.
• 44:26
  Stop telling people that I got your password.
• 44:28
  Right. We're not even going.
• 44:30
  We're going to delete that part out.
• 44:33
  I'd be like, yeah. Great.
• 44:36
  Sure do the fuck got a couple of state stamped.
• 44:40
  I'll be like you like booking shit.
• 44:42
  I got a lot of things to put a password.
• 44:45
  No, because the swingers resorts are definitely out of.
• 44:47
  Country so would you like on top?
• 44:49
  On Have you ever heard of that? Place No No.
• 44:51
  No, but will you be on top? How long you be on top it?
• 44:54
  No matter. Do you get off the sucker?
• 44:56
  Like 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes.
• 44:58
  I'm not a sucker, sorry, you know.
• 45:15
  It's room for improvement, but if you did that, he'd probably
• 45:19
  be dead like his. His soul would just be sitting
• 45:21
  here doing the podcast and not him.
• 45:22
  So I don't recommend it. How many times a week do you?
• 45:25
  My Boo told me you want to kill all my exes so I'm just going to
• 45:28
  say this right now. I might not want to suck the
• 45:30
  soul out. Maybe like twice I suck a Dick.
• 45:36
  You know what? At this point we doing something
• 45:38
  wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 45:42
  'cause you know what my problem. Is the opposite.
• 45:45
  That's just not my problem. You.
• 45:47
  Like your coochie eating but you don't.
• 45:49
  Suck my it's the name is Eat My Pisces, Yes.
• 45:54
  No, no, no. See, now I'm about to put you
• 45:56
  back in your so you want to receive what you don't want to
• 46:02
  get. You know you're late to go to
• 46:05
  that in a way. We've been together six years.
• 46:10
  It's been fine for the past six years.
• 46:11
  He's happy. She says she know what the fuck
• 46:13
  she doing. She had him happy, you hear me?
• 46:18
  He don't need it. He's good, he's happy.
• 46:22
  Because we can integrate pitches.
• 46:26
  Like a Kentucky Derby racehorse. Right.
• 46:29
  So either one of you would be I. See, that's your life with that.
• 46:33
  When she said I don't got to do. It I'm gonna get you.
• 46:40
  Everybody contributes their own, she said.
• 46:42
  Long. As somebody.
• 46:45
  In the group something it's OK. World sensation.
• 46:46
  I don't like world sensation. I like it.
• 46:52
  Can you guys tickle my uvula? That's the question.
• 46:56
  I receive it. By all means.
• 46:57
  No, but you gotta. She don't fucking want to give
• 47:00
  it. You give it.
• 47:02
  God damn it. God.
• 47:03
  That's all we got for that's what we got you guys.
• 47:08
  I'm I'm definitely going to I like you suck that Dick.
• 47:11
  I. Like you see, I understand.
• 47:15
  Yes, because you're not about to embarrass us either.
• 47:17
  And. You know what?
• 47:18
  If you brought a whip? No, no, no.
• 47:20
  But if she brought a whip. But if she brought a whip when
• 47:23
  she said it, I might be just a little bit turned on.
• 47:27
  Not gonna lie. You tell me, suck that Dick and
• 47:29
  you spank me a little bit. I would do anything you say in.
• 47:32
  The room, you know, anything get quiet and I get room.
• 47:37
  No, we like that. You ever had a what's the name
• 47:39
  on you? A collar on you like a dog
• 47:40
  collar. Hell the fuck.
• 47:42
  Oh. No, you make sense.
• 47:46
  I definitely haven't changed a collar my.
• 47:49
  Guys had a collar on me. Yo, I look like.
• 47:52
  You're missing out, friend. Don't make me come back.
• 47:54
  For you, I like to be dominated. I do.
• 47:57
  I do. You never walk.
• 47:58
  You never walk the convention with a collar.
• 48:00
  Yes, walk me like a dog. I like that.
• 48:05
  We need to go back to. That we'll come back to that.
• 48:07
  What's the next question? Luke, get back on track.
• 48:12
  This motherfucker just now replying to that text.
• 48:14
  Y'all me say I'm diet talker, he say what I'm diet?
• 48:19
  Fucking toxic *** So how? Can a guy or woman get your
• 48:23
  attention? Love me.
• 48:26
  I like somebody help me begin their own space like I don't
• 48:32
  like nobody that's too like in nobody else face.
• 48:35
  I don't like nobody. That's too.
• 48:36
  Like so shoot butterfly ass *** I don't even mind that I don't.
• 48:41
  Like that I. Don't all the everybody.
• 48:43
  Face like I do like someone like OK if you like let's say you you
• 48:47
  got a strong presence yeah but I don't like nobody that beg for
• 48:51
  presents like yeah like like like how my brother it's like
• 48:55
  it's like he don't got to go nowhere to announce he's
• 48:58
  somewhere everybody gravitate towards him and I don't exactly
• 49:05
  and I don't and I and I and that's.
• 49:07
  Good for him. That's good.
• 49:09
  That's fine, you know don't know woman want no man that don't
• 49:12
  know other woman want we just. Going to right, That's true.
• 49:15
  Definitely fake. I want my *** to when he walk in
• 49:18
  there he demand presents but not out loud at his mouth, but a ***
• 49:22
  that be an air by bitch face. Everybody just missed that
• 49:25
  there. I don't like that.
• 49:27
  But like if you walk into it and people automatically, yeah, what
• 49:30
  a big bro. Yeah, that's fine, but I don't
• 49:35
  like nobody that begging for it. No, I don't care about women
• 49:40
  because women don't intimidate me and for real for me, usually
• 49:45
  the same women that be intimidated by that they be
• 49:49
  following behind me too. But my thing is like I don't
• 49:53
  like nobody when he going there, he thirsty to see every person
• 49:56
  in there or he just and everybody face.
• 49:59
  No, I like the guy that everybody is in their.
• 50:02
  Face right? Absolutely.
• 50:04
  We like the *** with motion, not *** trying to get motion.
• 50:07
  Hey, no *** trying to trying to rot off everybody else's motion.
• 50:12
  So how I feel about dating with kids I guess with.
• 50:15
  Kids, I don't see nothing wrong with it, but since I have one
• 50:17
  kid I have a limit. OK, what's your limit?
• 50:20
  One what the? Fuck, fair's fair, OK?
• 50:23
  I have many children. I got 1, you got one.
• 50:25
  If I got 2, you got two. If I got three, you got three.
• 50:27
  If I got 4, you got 4. That's your energy, you know.
• 50:30
  Or you could have less. What's wrong with that?
• 50:31
  Ain't nothing wrong with less, but at minimum, At maximum I
• 50:35
  mean. What's Mini Mini.
• 50:38
  The football team. That's Mamiana.
• 50:42
  That's my mommy. Too.
• 50:43
  And if you can understand, so what's your Max 4 don't have a
• 50:48
  Max. Maybe mothers are having Max Two
• 50:51
  big mothers are my most it depends on because I feel like
• 50:56
  how do you take care of your children?
• 50:57
  Like I don't got no Max. Like I can't never come to a guy
• 51:00
  and be like, I don't want to be with you because you got mad
• 51:03
  kids. Like I got mad kids. 4 is I've
• 51:07
  got 12 kids. Hold up, let's ask her.
• 51:10
  So he got. Three days of bread we go
• 51:13
  through, I think, for his average.
• 51:16
  Definitely. I mean, I love kids.
• 51:18
  Like I would take a *** with six kids if he.
• 51:19
  What about 1266 is a lot? With 12 kids, if you take care
• 51:23
  of all his. Kids, I'm gonna curse her ass
• 51:27
  how every day. Like bitch, why did you do that?
• 51:30
  If he got enough. Money every day because she got
• 51:32
  complaining me every day. Enough money, take care of kids
• 51:35
  and all his kids who take care of equally and your baby mother
• 51:38
  Don't get on my motherfucking nerves.
• 51:39
  I don't care how many kids you. Got, which is unlikely.
• 51:41
  I don't see the baby mothers not getting on your nerves though, I
• 51:43
  mean. Sometimes it depends on his
• 51:46
  cadence of the relationship exactly.
• 51:51
  But I don't tuh very well behaved.
• 51:54
  Very that's. Great.
• 51:57
  Next others Do women care if men come?
• 52:00
  Yes, what if like orgasm? Yes.
• 52:03
  Yeah, that's like the most important thing.
• 52:05
  The question is, do men care of women come?
• 52:07
  Because we're fucking nagging over here.
• 52:08
  They don't care. We're the fucking ones.
• 52:11
  Like, hello, That be the problem.
• 52:13
  You just nodded twice. My *** that.
• 52:14
  Be the problem *** just not catering to.
• 52:17
  Oh, they're like, yeah, I'm good.
• 52:19
  Shit, you should have been faster than that.
• 52:21
  And that's. Why I end up in a group chat?
• 52:22
  Because you're not making me come.
• 52:24
  I'm. Getting I'm getting upset.
• 52:25
  Y'all don't. Even y'all don't even be doing
• 52:29
  what it takes to even be doing what the.
• 52:32
  Fuck. What about when you do do what
• 52:33
  it takes? What about when you do what it
• 52:34
  takes in the *** night in 5 minutes and you don't get your
• 52:37
  rocks off? What happens when you don't get
• 52:40
  your rocks off? But he did.
• 52:42
  I'm doing something the fuck right.
• 52:43
  He's sleep, I'm woke. It's giving delete the body.
• 52:47
  He's snoring. I'm I'm over here using the
• 52:50
  vibrator. And thank you for that.
• 52:52
  You know I gotta go to sleep sometimes.
• 52:57
  I say when I get a guy that I like, I like to see him happy.
• 53:00
  Every type. Of way.
• 53:02
  Damn people. I had a whole lot of people.
• 53:05
  Wait, I'm looking for Unicorn out here like a mermaid.
• 53:08
  Yeah, that's what the gang is, gang shit.
• 53:10
  I got a mermaid right on my thigh.
• 53:12
  Oh, mermaid. Do you?
• 53:17
  Want let's sing the mermaid song?
• 53:19
  How many tattoos I got? 2 damn mini.
• 53:24
  I. Stopped coming years ago.
• 53:27
  I'm a tattoo artist so once I started practicing on myself I
• 53:30
  stopped counting is. It yeah, I've seen you doing one
• 53:32
  in the mirror, I think. I don't know how the fucking did
• 53:34
  that that was. Let me tell you, I started and I
• 53:36
  ain't finished. No.
• 53:38
  What's your fantasies? I don't have fantasies.
• 53:41
  I don't even remember the last time I had a dream.
• 53:43
  Do you remember the last time you had a dream?
• 53:45
  I do. My dreams are blackness.
• 53:47
  It was a nightmare for me. Go.
• 53:50
  Hilarious. Yo, my dreams are darkness.
• 53:53
  I'm in the sunken place at this point.
• 53:54
  I don't know where the fuck I'm out of my dreams.
• 53:56
  God damn you need some. Tea.
• 53:57
  I feel better when I'm awake. Shit.
• 54:01
  I'm like, oh, sleep, wake. Oh, great reality because sleep
• 54:04
  ain't shit. You let me tell you about what?
• 54:07
  Let me tell you about a couple motherfucker weeks ago.
• 54:09
  Let me tell you, I had a motherfucker dream.
• 54:12
  I went to the mall and I went motherfucking shopping.
• 54:15
  I don't boy every motherfucking thing I could possibly want and
• 54:18
  I came back to my house, the one I live in the studio.
• 54:23
  Well, all the bags laid out on everywhere.
• 54:26
  I woke up the next motherfucking day at fell asleep in the same
• 54:30
  spot in my motherfucking dream. I woke up not a bag insight.
• 54:33
  That's the matrix. What?
• 54:35
  Fucking somebody robbed me? I have been robbed because why
• 54:42
  this dream? Tell me I got rich.
• 54:44
  It's coming. Why this dream then told me I
• 54:46
  don't bought all these cars in these shoes and then I woke up
• 54:49
  in the projects because. It's coming that's manifesting
• 54:51
  it I. Don't want after that
• 54:53
  motherfucking dream I had about two months ago, I had a dream
• 54:56
  since. Fuck you.
• 54:58
  Motherfucker, you got fantasies? Shit, I'll be doing stuff.
• 55:05
  Is that a fantasy or is that your reality?
• 55:07
  Because. So you did all your fantasies.
• 55:12
  I don't know. I mean, I'd be.
• 55:14
  Doing stuff like what kind of stuff you.
• 55:16
  Be doing I want to know. Make me chocolate milk.
• 55:22
  Meow, meow meow like a cat in here.
• 55:25
  What's? The last thing you.
• 55:27
  Did I really don't have no fancy in my fancy?
• 55:28
  Have you sucked Gucci a guy that.
• 55:31
  Just let me do the fuck I want to do versus, you know, like,
• 55:35
  like what the fuck I want to. Do I got a question I want to.
• 55:41
  Do. I got a serious question
• 55:43
  actually y'all. So I just want to know because
• 55:48
  I've been smoking with you a lot lately.
• 55:51
  You all what's? The question, cousin.
• 55:55
  Have you she know what the question is?
• 55:57
  You know what the answer. Is I hate booty too.
• 56:02
  Clean, he clean. I've been eating booty too.
• 56:08
  That's not right there. I'm not smoking nothing else
• 56:10
  with her no more. You can't.
• 56:11
  Don't hit the blunt with anybody.
• 56:13
  Wait. So yeah, I can't.
• 56:16
  Even hit the blunt off my own cousin.
• 56:18
  Why? Not because she.
• 56:19
  Yes, exactly. So you don't eat ass?
• 56:22
  Absolutely not. I don't want chocolate pudding
• 56:25
  on my blood. Right now we ass not shit like
• 56:29
  no, no you never. Know these *** yo-yo, let me
• 56:32
  tell y'all something about men. Let me tell y'all something
• 56:35
  about men. And all four of the men in the
• 56:37
  room can vouch they don't always wash their penis.
• 56:41
  So if they don't always wash their penis see women some some
• 56:45
  *** be sweaty with the with the penis they play she OK with a
• 56:47
  little bit of salt. Salt.
• 56:48
  On the rocks, salt on the rocks, they eat clean.
• 56:52
  Too dirty. I had a shower this morning.
• 56:54
  I'm good right now. I'm great.
• 56:56
  No, no salt on the rocks. I took a shit 30 minutes ago but
• 57:00
  should be alright. That's not what they do, no.
• 57:03
  Now describe the perfect. Help me *** Perfect doing it
• 57:08
  chicken. Perfect.
• 57:11
  I like a guy that knows what I like without me having a time.
• 57:16
  I'm like, OK, that pain, you know, if we could do something
• 57:19
  fun. Like paintball?
• 57:22
  Look like. Paintball, we could do something
• 57:24
  like race car shit. Take me to the fucking
• 57:27
  dispensary I had never been to. I'll take that.
• 57:30
  You know, like I'm, I like, I like anything you include
• 57:35
  adventurous. Anything you include adventurous
• 57:37
  should take me hiking. So you doing zip lining?
• 57:40
  Like I'm doing stuff like I'm be cute.
• 57:42
  What about skydiving? The skydiving shit name.
• 57:47
  Me, I could swim, but I'm telling y'all Nope, Nope so.
• 57:52
  Cousin, what's that? What's that perfect date night?
• 57:55
  Good Dick, I don't give a fuck how the date goes long as they
• 58:00
  results in good Dick 'cause if y'all had a great date and they
• 58:02
  resulted in like trash penis I would be so disheartened.
• 58:08
  I would be so even if it was amazing out of this fucking
• 58:11
  world if the date was amazing and then the the penis was
• 58:15
  trashed. My.
• 58:16
  Heart would hurt so bad. I'll be I'll be on the phone
• 58:20
  with all my friends when y'all he took me on the best date.
• 58:25
  You fucking on the first date maybe?
• 58:28
  If he take me on a great date like that I probably do.
• 58:30
  But like if the penis was trash, what's a?
• 58:33
  Great date would you like to do? Everything.
• 58:37
  I want to go zombie hunting that.
• 58:39
  Would be mad fun. I want.
• 58:41
  To go shoot zombie apocalypse or what?
• 58:43
  I want to go paintballing, shoot *** in the head and shit so I
• 58:46
  can shoot a *** in the head while he playing with me.
• 58:48
  Like yeah bitch, just so you know, this is a real one.
• 58:51
  I'd have had your ass play with me if you want to you.
• 58:54
  Got a requested question. What's the definition of stravi?
• 58:59
  Stravi actually be my. Own word extravaganza.
• 59:03
  Tell them anything where you go out of your fucking way.
• 59:08
  We have mad fucking fun is an extravaganza.
• 59:11
  You were extravaganza anywhere you ain't never been.
• 59:15
  Basically, you ain't never done before anything, including
• 59:20
  drugs. I feel like we're about to make
• 59:21
  a song. Anything.
• 59:25
  Anything. An extravaganza, You know
• 59:29
  anything. That of let me tell you, when I
• 59:31
  suck the Dick with two hands on A2 hands twist, it's stravy.
• 59:35
  Curls an extravagant hold on gravy.
• 59:39
  Did you send that? I know I felt like you said.
• 59:41
  You do it again, please. It's the stravy.
• 59:44
  Everything reminds me of him. Everything reminds me of.
• 59:52
  Him swim in the water. Have you ever had two guys fight
• 59:56
  over y'all? We had two guys.
• 59:58
  We we had a guy try to hit on me and her at the same time, the
• 1:00:01
  same time. Remember, remember that guy that
• 1:00:03
  was outside of levels and he was like y'all cousins, Y'all
• 1:00:07
  sisters doesn't matter to me, don't matter to me.
• 1:00:12
  He was like, he's like, I can't have both of y'all.
• 1:00:15
  Oh, that would be weird. That would be weird.
• 1:00:18
  So yeah, I forgot I'm coming to you as a woman phone.
• 1:00:21
  Call, I had one of those. No, I get AI have plenty of
• 1:00:25
  those. I get a.
• 1:00:26
  Can I join? It never be my fault.
• 1:00:28
  Want to join? Why nobody ever asked me that?
• 1:00:33
  I'm. Saying *** be loving me.
• 1:00:36
  I don't know, maybe I'm intimidating when your
• 1:00:38
  girlfriend's on me. I don't know.
• 1:00:41
  I like it. I just be wanting.
• 1:00:43
  I just be wanting to know why I always got to get cursed out.
• 1:00:45
  Like I didn't even know what the fuck was going on here.
• 1:00:48
  I was the third party. You knew about me.
• 1:00:50
  He knew about me. I didn't know about y'all.
• 1:00:53
  I ever do nothing. I ain't even fucking do that and
• 1:00:56
  I just want to know why I can't join y'all.
• 1:00:58
  They love me. The fuck is the problem here?
• 1:01:01
  Like a. They love me.
• 1:01:04
  What that shit you? Can see trying to trap me in a
• 1:01:06
  basement like. In a basement, so you want to
• 1:01:08
  find. Out in the basement.
• 1:01:09
  Right now, so do you. I think it's.
• 1:01:10
  I remember this this one time this girl asked me how I how I
• 1:01:14
  knew him and I was like. How I know?
• 1:01:17
  You, that's what. You're saying you want.
• 1:01:19
  To I start chewing and she like you want me.
• 1:01:24
  You really want to know? You want me?
• 1:01:25
  To show you. Would you really like to know?
• 1:01:29
  So do you think it's important to discuss sexual boundaries
• 1:01:32
  with your partner? I don't have no boundaries.
• 1:01:36
  I have no boundaries besides you asking me shit to do to you.
• 1:01:39
  Like you could stick your finger in my ass.
• 1:01:41
  Fucker. You could do a bunch of stuff.
• 1:01:43
  Wait what? Stick a stick in your ass?
• 1:01:45
  Slowly, please, slowly. But like, I'm not going to be
• 1:01:50
  like, the only thing I'm going to have restrictions too is what
• 1:01:53
  you might want. Like you want me to put your
• 1:01:55
  finger in where? Who taught you that?
• 1:01:59
  So you're not paying tongue or fingers?
• 1:02:01
  At Oh, get somebody else to do it.
• 1:02:05
  It's plenty of bitches out here that want to do it, and I ain't
• 1:02:07
  one of them at all. Shit, I barely could.
• 1:02:11
  Motherfucking eat my hot dog. If it don't look right, if it's
• 1:02:17
  if it don't look right, I don't want anything.
• 1:02:19
  You got a glizzy gladiator. Let me tell you, if my banana's
• 1:02:23
  too brown, I'm not eating it. I don't want it no more.
• 1:02:27
  I don't give a fuck what I usually like.
• 1:02:29
  Today ain't the usual, OK? I'm dying.
• 1:02:35
  I'm. Going to eat the brown banana.
• 1:02:37
  That's my point. I don't want it.
• 1:02:41
  She sure is. You ever heard the the more ripe
• 1:02:45
  the banana, the sweeter? The I did.
• 1:02:48
  You ever heard a bitch throw up? I'm West Indian.
• 1:02:50
  Yeah. No, ripe the better.
• 1:02:53
  I'm trying to teach her, but she won't listen.
• 1:02:57
  She won't listen. We got morals, got there.
• 1:03:01
  Yeah, yeah. Juice.
• 1:03:03
  Ammonia. She said your body.
• 1:03:05
  How me two bitches with the name Juice in one day?
• 1:03:08
  Exactly. I just want to know what kind of
• 1:03:10
  things y'all make together if y'all both.
• 1:03:13
  Juicy like nasty. That's a.
• 1:03:14
  Good question. Juice juice.
• 1:03:16
  Oh wait, y'all y'all ever had juicy juice Nas of?
• 1:03:19
  Course. Juicy.
• 1:03:20
  Juice. And a *** that had Wick had
• 1:03:22
  juicy juice. Juicy Juice be rocking.
• 1:03:23
  I don't know about y'all, but that few crunch flavors got the
• 1:03:31
  wok with the with the. I.
• 1:03:52
  Hate that shit. I'll be trying to do it.
• 1:04:04
  I can't do. That.
• 1:04:10
  I think it's like I'm funny. I'll be popping jokes.
• 1:04:13
  In bed, I'll be hiking. I'll be popping that pussy hike.
• 1:04:15
  On a *** ASAP. What's the next question?
• 1:04:19
  What's the next? Question Desana was caught with
• 1:04:21
  his penis out on the plane and said he was given a flight
• 1:04:23
  attendant encouragement. What would you show your partner
• 1:04:26
  to The Who wrote this shit? 'Cause they must.
• 1:04:31
  Be special to show them encouragement if they were
• 1:04:33
  having a bad day. Wait, what does it have to do?
• 1:04:36
  With with him showing his penis to a flight attendant to a
• 1:04:39
  flight attendant. He said he did.
• 1:04:40
  Wait, Wait, So what? How would you show your pardon
• 1:04:42
  encouragement on? I guess you'd be having a bad
• 1:04:44
  day. Well, I'm gonna tell you I sure
• 1:04:46
  wouldn't show my penis to the flight attendant, but is that a
• 1:04:51
  penis? I got a purple dildo in my
• 1:04:55
  house. You named it.
• 1:04:57
  Would you show? Your I don't name my dildos
• 1:04:58
  because I may interchange them too often.
• 1:05:01
  So no, they do not have names. I like to call them no name.
• 1:05:05
  No name I'm. A sensual girl I like to speak
• 1:05:08
  life into. My, I like to not know you, so
• 1:05:11
  you gave me information during the head.
• 1:05:14
  I got it. I got let me tell you, I do got
• 1:05:17
  one like dildo that I did name, though I didn't name it.
• 1:05:21
  It's cinnamon because it's like a cinnamon cock and not a not a
• 1:05:25
  cock like a Co like a COCK. It's like a cock, like a Co,
• 1:05:30
  like a CAWK, like a cork. Oh damn cock cock.
• 1:05:35
  Would you put in the? Windows like what Bitch, You put
• 1:05:38
  it in the ass. It got a suction cup on it.
• 1:05:40
  I could stick it anywhere on the wall on the flow.
• 1:05:43
  This. Was wrong with.
• 1:05:45
  You now on the bed. No.
• 1:05:47
  Wait. Have you ever did the sex walk?
• 1:05:50
  No. What's that you don't do?
• 1:05:51
  Sex walk is what's that? Sexy walk or the sex walk
• 1:05:54
  because I can sexy. Walk if you want me to.
• 1:05:56
  The sex walk cause. 'Cause oh OK like.
• 1:05:58
  Like, like, like, like, like, like Amber Rose.
• 1:06:00
  Like Amber? Rose, right look.
• 1:06:02
  Hit him, Sir. Alright, the Urban dictionary
• 1:06:04
  word of the day sex walk after girl has some really good sex or
• 1:06:09
  goggles. Nah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
• 1:06:11
  gonna give it to you at the girl has some really good sex or a
• 1:06:14
  guy goes down on her fingers. What the fuck?
• 1:06:17
  Who wrote this shit and knows what he's doing?
• 1:06:21
  She walked kind of like she's dizzy and disorientated, like
• 1:06:24
  she just had great sex. Like the Bambi legs?
• 1:06:27
  Yeah. Y'all know I ain't been?
• 1:06:30
  I ain't had Bambi legs since I was about 12 so.
• 1:06:34
  You ain't had good things since you was 12.
• 1:06:36
  I lost my virginity at 15 but I'm just saying like Bambi legs
• 1:06:40
  was like a Bambi legs was like a thing of the virginity days
• 1:06:44
  like. Wait, but you had sex walk when
• 1:06:47
  you was 12 but you didn't you lose your virginity?
• 1:06:50
  She didn't say 12. I was over exaggerating.
• 1:06:53
  I didn't lose my virginity till I was I lose my I lose my
• 1:06:56
  virginity till I was 15. But the sex walk thing is like
• 1:06:59
  Kitty days. Like I don't feel like that's
• 1:07:00
  adult names. *** still make our sex.
• 1:07:02
  Walk. I feel like I feel.
• 1:07:04
  Like *** still make our sex. Before though.
• 1:07:07
  I barely. You.
• 1:07:10
  Want sex walk? Sex walk.
• 1:07:14
  She. He gonna be dead.
• 1:07:16
  She he gonna be doing a dead walk.
• 1:07:18
  Call the. Ambulance.
• 1:07:20
  I don't know. I don't leave *** alive enough
• 1:07:22
  to do to be able to do a sex walk after.
• 1:07:23
  I don't know. So they doing the sex walk
• 1:07:25
  Matthew? They doing the dead walk, they
• 1:07:27
  ain't even alive. They sleep.
• 1:07:30
  They doing a sneak the sleepwalk and the wrong *** I like putting
• 1:07:34
  *** to sleep. If I don't put a *** to sleep
• 1:07:36
  for like something wrong. The fuck?
• 1:07:37
  Thank you. Tombstone that I call that move
• 1:07:41
  the tombstone stone called Steve Austin.
• 1:07:46
  That *** in a choco Mother RKO that Dick.
• 1:07:59
  That's the problem. I mean, I would like to, but the
• 1:08:02
  problem is I get so excited when I get to sex.
• 1:08:05
  It's like tornado storm and then it should be done.
• 1:08:10
  Like damn, I fucked up, it's me, I'm a problem.
• 1:08:14
  No, you ain't fuck up. You did good.
• 1:08:15
  I. Fucked up.
• 1:08:17
  I fucked up because I didn't worry about myself.
• 1:08:19
  I need to be more selfish. She.
• 1:08:21
  Fucked. Up.
• 1:08:22
  I fucked up. How would you feel if you woke
• 1:08:24
  up to somebody sucking on your toes?
• 1:08:27
  I like it. I like.
• 1:08:32
  I'm black. Do you want to do the other one?
• 1:08:34
  I. Like that a lot.
• 1:08:37
  I like it. So yeah, I like being damn.
• 1:08:40
  So yeah, I told sucked on it. Would you rather something else
• 1:08:43
  be sucked on? I would like my Kolito Rihanna.
• 1:08:46
  I like some chicken. I made-up another word.
• 1:08:50
  As y'all can see, I make up a word at least twice a day.
• 1:08:54
  I feel like juicy would like well jazz chicken juicy jazz.
• 1:08:57
  I feel she like she would like what head with some chicken on
• 1:08:59
  you on top of. What put to Rihanna with hot
• 1:09:03
  sauce? Some chicken next to the.
• 1:09:05
  No fish Clitoriana hold the fish and a.
• 1:09:08
  Preferably sweet chili. Buffalo.
• 1:09:11
  Chicken Ranch ranch, you know, give me some hair in the morning
• 1:09:16
  and have some chicken next to the bed.
• 1:09:17
  What a blow roll. God damn look, you think?
• 1:09:21
  About to blow me away baby first.
• 1:09:23
  Of all, he's been trying to do this since 11th grade.
• 1:09:25
  Y'all don't believe this man? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:09:27
  Hold on. Who?
• 1:09:28
  Wait what? Can't pass on him start speaking
• 1:09:31
  the language. 11th grade since 11th grade.
• 1:09:34
  What school was that? East Orange there.
• 1:09:39
  You go. Oh, shots fired I'm taking.
• 1:09:45
  Too far. I'm going to change the
• 1:09:46
  voicemail segment real quick. We might have to cut that out.
• 1:09:51
  You have two voicemail segments, right Jazz?
• 1:09:56
  Leave a voicemail for the person that you said.
• 1:09:58
  We're trying to get it since 11th grade, so that's that's
• 1:10:02
  going to be yours. Don't call me no more so.
• 1:10:04
  When I play the prompt, you're going, you're going to leave the
• 1:10:07
  voicemail for them. And then cousin, we have a
• 1:10:08
  different one for you. All right, so let me so think
• 1:10:10
  about it. Let me know when you're ready.
• 1:10:13
  I need my thought ready beforehand.
• 1:10:14
  Who's? Coming first, Jazz.
• 1:10:25
  Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
• 1:10:28
  system. Hey, you know what this is?
• 1:10:33
  This the mermaid you know? Come bring me some chicken and
• 1:10:37
  blow my back out and I give you the time of your life.
• 1:10:41
  Period. Hang up.
• 1:10:44
  God damn. Tell me your life.
• 1:10:45
  All right. There we go, all you.
• 1:10:46
  Need. Is chicken All she need is
• 1:10:48
  chicken? That's it.
• 1:10:49
  Chicken and Dick. Dicken.
• 1:10:52
  Bring me some Dicken. Hey baby, fuck Dick and I'm
• 1:10:59
  done. Look.
• 1:11:00
  What's the next voicemail for cousin?
• 1:11:01
  Wait, what's my? What's my challenge?
• 1:11:03
  What's my? Challenge.
• 1:11:03
  You gonna tell? You right now, you, you don't
• 1:11:05
  leave a voicemail conventionally.
• 1:11:06
  You're crushed to wake up. Wake you up by sucking on
• 1:11:08
  something. Your call has been forwarded to
• 1:11:19
  an automatic voice message system.
• 1:11:23
  Now why the fuck would you go to fuck to sleep?
• 1:11:25
  Like I know you're going to be so fucking mad when you wake up
• 1:11:28
  in the morning. You see all these fucking calls,
• 1:11:30
  'cause I was trying to go like ham and now like what the fuck
• 1:11:34
  did you do? Like it's OK, I'm just going to
• 1:11:36
  suck up my thumb and go to sleep.
• 1:11:39
  I miss you. Now now, anything I want to plug
• 1:11:49
  before we get up out of here? Yeah, follow my pain.
• 1:11:53
  Shout out to my grandma, she raised me like this.
• 1:11:56
  Shot on my page Jazzy lashes on Instagram.
• 1:11:59
  Mint green tax preparation on Instagram.
• 1:12:03
  You know. Shout out to kiss my tats and
• 1:12:06
  kiss my bleep, which is AKA me and if you want a tattoo, I'll
• 1:12:09
  tattoo your penis. But she's not tattoo.
• 1:12:12
  I'm lying. I I actually said I would never
• 1:12:14
  do that. No asses or penises is because I
• 1:12:18
  just stay away from those things.
• 1:12:19
  And if you you like that kind of stuff, they are putting women
• 1:12:21
  out there that I like that kind of stuff.
• 1:12:24
  So get at me when you want to get a tattoo.
• 1:12:28
  Tattoo. Penis I'm be like I I, you know.
• 1:12:32
  I'd like want to see what the penis looks like but I just like
• 1:12:35
  wouldn't want a tattoo because like stabbing a penis has to be
• 1:12:39
  the scariest thing. Like what if a *** punch me in
• 1:12:41
  the head while I'm like trying to tattoo something that he paid
• 1:12:43
  me to do? You paid me to do this and now
• 1:12:47
  you want to harm me? I don't think so.
• 1:12:49
  But first of all, I travel to you.
• 1:12:52
  Why you not sucking Dick? Let's go back to this.
• 1:12:54
  Wait, let's go back. Let's go back to this.
• 1:12:57
  Let's go back to the. Such a Dick part, she says.
• 1:12:58
  She's not. Back Do you not like the taste,
• 1:13:01
  the texture or the feeling I have?
• 1:13:04
  Techniques. Honestly it feels like a throat
• 1:13:06
  massage my block. List is crazy.
• 1:13:08
  Jazz What's the technique for the for the camera right here?
• 1:13:11
  Do we show y'all the bottom? Of the shaft.
• 1:13:14
  It's like, it's like, you know, remember that?
• 1:13:19
  Remember that, that song? You got to rub the balls while
• 1:13:22
  you. Suck on the bottom of the
• 1:13:24
  coochie. Balls.
• 1:13:25
  It's like a spot that's down there, so.
• 1:13:28
  Show me flight. I'm not going to do it, but I
• 1:13:33
  just. Want to know?
• 1:13:35
  It's the Magic Spot. The magic spot.
• 1:13:39
  The Magic hour. Just in the in this hour.
• 1:13:41
  I like Harry Potter, but I don't know man.
• 1:13:42
  My magic spot is ringing. OK, my magic spot is ready.
• 1:13:46
  For So what you mean diet diet toxic what you mean?
• 1:13:49
  I ain't talking right now exactly.
• 1:13:52
  So like I'm not like too toxic, but I'm enough to like fuck with
• 1:13:57
  your head. So it's like you would think
• 1:13:59
  that I'm not toxic, right? You will feel like yo, she like
• 1:14:02
  mad cool, like she won't be doing that.
• 1:14:04
  She'd be chilling or whatever. Like she's, she, I, I like her.
• 1:14:09
  Whole time you fucks like. A Dun Dun, Dun.
• 1:14:12
  I'm playing the same games you are.
• 1:14:15
  We're going two player mode. This is multiplayer,
• 1:14:17
  motherfucker. We're online.
• 1:14:20
  You didn't know that, but you didn't know I had the cheat
• 1:14:24
  codes. And actually I'm playing a
• 1:14:26
  little bit better than you. I got a raise.
• 1:14:28
  No, the same. I'm not toxic at all.
• 1:14:31
  I tell everybody what I tell them.
• 1:14:34
  Upfront I'm toxic honest with everything that I toxic I just
• 1:14:40
  love love toxic I just. Love, love.
• 1:14:42
  Love, she loves love but doesn't tell people that she loves love.
• 1:14:45
  So people that try to show her love she doesn't show the love
• 1:14:48
  back. So because she's hates love.
• 1:14:52
  Love hater. I love love.
• 1:14:56
  I love it I. Love, love, I love.
• 1:14:58
  She she fakes loves love. All.
• 1:15:01
  Right guys, we're gonna the episode.
• 1:15:05
  What a wise woman once said to her man, I'm the girl of his
• 1:15:10
  dreams. Think about me when he brushing
• 1:15:12
  his teeth. He keeps texting.
• 1:15:13
  I leave him on scene. How this bitch out?
• 1:15:16
  They know what I mean. I spice.
• 1:15:19
  Period. Dirty Diana.
• 1:15:22
  As we I know that song. And as we end every.
• 1:15:24
  I'd like to end it with another song.
• 1:15:26
  How about this? How about Suki on the Grinch?
• 1:15:30
  Stole your *** I'm the Grinch, Jim Carrey.
• 1:15:34
  Good pussy. A lot of kids like Beyoncé might
• 1:15:37
  suck it for a chain. Aliante.
• 1:15:41
  We fucking *** in Paris? I can suck the Dick do that,
• 1:15:44
  Mary's. I'm faithful to a *** That's
• 1:15:47
  Mary stole your *** I'm in the Grinch.
• 1:15:50
  Jim Carrey. Talking about.
• 1:15:52
  What you say I want to choke right now?
• 1:15:55
  Put the Dick in my throat right now.
• 1:15:58
  Leave a walk right now. I don't want to choke right You.
• 1:16:02
  You zip the button down. Who got Mary Jean is on.
• 1:16:07
  Let me show you how suck. You really want to know juicy
• 1:16:10
  juicy. Where are the Marys?
• 1:16:12
  Not now. I'm not over you.
• 1:16:13
  Juicy. Juicy.
• 1:16:14
  You really want to know? You want to show me?
• 1:16:17
  Don't show up. I do.
• 1:16:19
  I feel like you. Don't juicy versus juicy.
• 1:16:21
  That's all I'm. Saying Oh my God.
• 1:16:31
  I feel like hand in my 10 I get the best of both world.