Latest / First Thing Today with Joe Thomas / "Burning Questions" (FTTxJT Sat 101026 hr2)
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- 0:03Speaker 1: We'll do it live. Making mornings great again. We'll do
- 0:06Speaker 1: it live. First thing today on the Talk Media.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Network by Joe Thomas.
- 0:10Speaker 3: And we'll do it live.
- 0:11Speaker 4: Joe works at a steel mill. He's down here every day.
- 0:17Speaker 5: Leaves for work when the sun comes up.
- 0:19Speaker 6: Drops the kids to school and all the work.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Joe has everything he dreamed of.
- 0:24Speaker 7: All the treasures that he needs.
- 0:27Speaker 4: No wonder Joe's always smiling.
- 0:29Speaker 8: He only aims to please you.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Bless you for letting us be of service to you
- 0:37Speaker 1: this morning. Here's how it happens.
- 0:41Speaker 9: When Columbus's crew begged him to turn back, it's too scary,
- 0:44Speaker 9: the water is too rough, the ship can't take it.
- 0:48Speaker 9: But he pushed onward, discovered the new world, eventually leading
- 0:52Speaker 9: to the creation of the most exceptional nation. Christopher Columbus
- 0:56Speaker 9: changed the future of humanity forever. And in this administration,
- 1:00Speaker 9: we know that Christopher Columbus.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Is, to us, he's a hero. He's a hero. Yes,
- 1:06Speaker 1: he is. And unless it triggers you to think about
- 1:11Speaker 1: somebody who set out not knowing where the outcome was
- 1:15Speaker 1: going to be, just knowing that it would help a
- 1:17Speaker 1: lot of people and it would elevate people's economic opportunities
- 1:24Speaker 1: if he was successful in finding another way to the, well,
- 1:29Speaker 1: to India, thus the name Indians. come from that. That's
- 1:34Speaker 1: why you have two different groups, those in the Americas
- 1:38Speaker 1: and those that he was looking for in India. Hurricane
- 1:41Speaker 1: Isaiah is breaking up and kind of faltering now, kind
- 1:47Speaker 1: of headed to the east. It's over eastern Georgia, Valdosta,
- 1:52Speaker 1: heavy rains right now for our friends down there listening
- 1:57Speaker 1: to us on WVGA News Talk 105.9. Flood watch in
- 2:01Speaker 1: effect until 8 tonight. Here in our flagship city, we
- 2:05Speaker 1: have a flood watch that starts at midnight and goes
- 2:10Speaker 1: until about 8 tomorrow morning. High wind watch, 50-mile-an-hour gusts.
- 2:15Speaker 1: But it's really about the rain, and it's the bands
- 2:18Speaker 1: of heavy rain and what has been a dry period.
- 2:22Speaker 1: So you've got a lot of places that have grown
- 2:25Speaker 1: hard in its– in its attempts to deal with the summer.
- 2:30Speaker 1: So we've got that part of it going on as
- 2:34Speaker 1: well as the hurricane breaks up some and heads out
- 2:39Speaker 1: that way. Also seeing bits of it as you get
- 2:43Speaker 1: up through Dalton and heading towards Tennessee and the Tennessee Valley.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Reporting to us live, as they used to say at
- 2:51Speaker 1: the news desks, from northwest Alabama is Dr. Clark. How
- 2:57Speaker 1: is the weather? Is it Raining there, I imagine it
- 2:59Speaker 1: has to be.
- 3:01Speaker 10: It's pretty wet.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Any flooding up your way? No, it's all running off.
- 3:09Speaker 10: Of course, I live on a mountain, so it don't
- 3:11Speaker 10: flood too bad.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Well, that's good, because if it does, there might be
- 3:15Speaker 1: something biblical going on there.
- 3:18Speaker 10: If it floods here, the rest of y'all are in
- 3:19Speaker 10: real trouble.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Exactly. What's up?
- 3:24Speaker 10: Well, I offer you a fair trade this morning. I
- 3:28Speaker 10: will answer a burning question and pose another.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll tell you what. I'll ask the burning
- 3:35Speaker 1: question in a moment. Let's tell everyone what went on,
- 3:38Speaker 1: and I'll find out what the burning question is. It's
- 3:40Speaker 1: the itching and peeling questions that really daunt me. President
- 3:44Speaker 1: Trump has struck a deal with Vladimir Putin to receive,
- 3:49Speaker 1: let's see, 1,800,000 tons of diesel oil And if you're wondering,
- 3:57Speaker 1: we have done the math. One ton of diesel fuel
- 4:01Speaker 1: is approximately 279.7 gallons.
- 4:08Speaker 8: Each.
- 4:09Speaker 1: So 1.8 million tons of diesel fuel over the next
- 4:14Speaker 1: few months coming from Russia to the United States. Of course,
- 4:18Speaker 1: predictably in Kiev, this story did not go over very well,
- 4:22Speaker 1: where Volodymyr Zelensky calls it unfair. I believe our team
- 4:28Speaker 1: is simply being used as a smokescreen referring to meetings
- 4:32Speaker 1: that were held yesterday with Witkoff and Kushner negotiating on
- 4:40Speaker 1: peace in the war. Hundreds of thousands of people remain
- 4:44Speaker 1: without power as crews from all around the Southeast rally
- 4:50Speaker 1: to Florida and Alabama, especially along the Gulf Coast, where
- 4:55Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of people still are waiting for power
- 4:57Speaker 1: to come back on this Saturday morning as Hurricane Isaiah
- 5:02Speaker 1: hit landfall, just having made Category 3 status and has
- 5:09Speaker 1: broken up, some of it heading to the East Coast,
- 5:12Speaker 1: some of it heading inland towards Dalton and Chattanooga. President
- 5:18Speaker 1: Trump said Friday he's committed to protecting the legacy of
- 5:21Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus, A Judge Friday, Sparkle Sukhnanan, struck down the
- 5:30Speaker 1: administration's attempt to get state voter rolls to compare with
- 5:34Speaker 1: federal immigration records, said the administration had not adequately addressed
- 5:40Speaker 1: risks being raised by advocacy groups. Human rights supporters cheer
- 5:47Speaker 1: as one of Nelson Mandela's former lawyers won the Nobel
- 5:52Speaker 1: Prize for Peace, Navi Pillay, the 85-year-old, serves as an
- 5:58Speaker 1: ad hoc judge on the International Court of Justice currently.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Mike Ditka, easy for me to say, Mike Ditka, the
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- 13:12Speaker 16: Talk radio just the way your mother used to make it.
- 13:15Speaker 16: First thing today by Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network.
- 13:22Speaker 1: And by the way, happy birthday, Mom.
- 13:28Speaker 4: This is my mom, who.
- 13:31Speaker 14: Art in heaven.
- 13:40Speaker 1: But it would have been her birthday. Like William Wallace
- 13:44Speaker 1: before me, I am the son of a Crawford. Therefore,
- 13:48Speaker 1: there is some semblance, although I've never been portrayed by
- 13:52Speaker 1: Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks or Mel Allen in a
- 13:56Speaker 1: movie at any time. But I have appeared in a
- 14:01Speaker 1: couple of novels, as Jason F. Wright has written me
- 14:07Speaker 1: into a couple of books of his. So there's that. Dr.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Clark had an itching, burning, peeling question he wanted to
- 14:14Speaker 1: ask us in exchange for something. So the art of
- 14:17Speaker 1: the deal on your radio this Saturday morning. All right, Clark,
- 14:21Speaker 1: thank you for hanging on the line. I have my
- 14:23Speaker 1: ointment in hand, ready to deal with the burning question
- 14:26Speaker 1: you have for us.
- 14:28Speaker 10: Well, I was thinking this burning question was more like
- 14:31Speaker 10: a urethritis than something you'd apply an ointment to.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you for sharing that with us. Okay.
- 14:37Speaker 8: So.
- 14:39Speaker 10: The question is, what is socialism? Get your pen and
- 14:43Speaker 10: paper because we are definitely going to be tested on this.
- 14:47Speaker 1: All right. Hang on so we can reset the premise.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Earlier in the program, I went back to a story
- 14:53Speaker 1: that blew up, I guess, Friday morning. J.D. Vance in
- 14:57Speaker 1: the H-1B visa press conference was asked by a reporter
- 15:04Speaker 1: a question. And like many other members of the Trump administration,
- 15:09Speaker 1: The press views the question as the important part, not
- 15:14Speaker 1: the answer even so much as that. So here's what J.D.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Vance was asked.
- 15:21Speaker 18: How do you define socialism personally, and why do you
- 15:23Speaker 18: think socialist candidates are popping up everywhere across the country?
- 15:29Speaker 1: And J.D. Vance is getting excoriated for his answer, which
- 15:33Speaker 1: when you hear the question actually makes sense, and you're like, oh,
- 15:36Speaker 1: I didn't know that's what the question was. How many
- 15:40Speaker 1: times and how many members of the Trump administration, never
- 15:43Speaker 1: mind the big guy himself, has been done in by
- 15:46Speaker 1: reporters who make the question, the answer, and then whatever
- 15:50Speaker 1: you say, just irrelevant punching bag material. So anyway, so
- 15:54Speaker 1: now you're going to actually answer the question, apparently, Dr. Clark.
- 15:58Speaker 1: Go ahead. I've got pencil. Give me something to write on.
- 16:01Speaker 10: Okay. What is socialism? Socialism is the idealized lie. used
- 16:09Speaker 10: to transition people into communism when the usually preferred bloody
- 16:15Speaker 10: violent revolution is not feasible. That's what socialism is.
- 16:22Speaker 1: I like it. I like it because it's concise and
- 16:25Speaker 1: it paints exactly what would be happening otherwise. Because communism
- 16:30Speaker 1: usually has to be one ask Che Guevara at the
- 16:33Speaker 1: end of a bayonet.
- 16:36Speaker 10: Well, sometimes that won't work, so socialism is the answer.
- 16:41Speaker 1: It's not so polite to do armed incursions anymore.
- 16:47Speaker 10: Well, sometimes you have armed people that you can't pull
- 16:51Speaker 10: that off with.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I feel like Gilbert Gottfried.
- 16:56Speaker 16: Oh, oh, oh.
- 16:58Speaker 1: I just remembered there was a beautiful Babylon Bee video
- 17:01Speaker 1: that came out, I think it was last weekend, it
- 17:05Speaker 1: was called The Civil War. And it's hysterically funny. Can we,
- 17:11Speaker 1: I mean, it's published. It's been out for at least
- 17:14Speaker 1: a week now. Can we go get the, it's just
- 17:16Speaker 1: brilliantly funny about how, what happened in the 2026 American
- 17:23Speaker 1: Civil War when it broke out. Did you know? I'll
- 17:26Speaker 1: play it for the folks when we get back. Anyway,
- 17:29Speaker 1: so back to your point, Clark. All right.
- 17:32Speaker 10: So now I have the question to pose. And we'll
- 17:35Speaker 10: hit back at reporters with this. Let's lead up to
- 17:39Speaker 10: it just a little bit. This is Columbus Day weekend,
- 17:44Speaker 10: and we are told by the left that Christopher Columbus
- 17:48Speaker 10: was a slaver.
- 17:54Speaker 1: He was a white supremacist. A colonizer. Right, a white supremacist.
- 17:57Speaker 1: He was a bad person. Yeah, a bad guy. That's
- 18:00Speaker 1: why we have Disingenuous Persons Day, because, you know, they're.
- 18:05Speaker 10: Now, how many statues were taken down in the state
- 18:09Speaker 10: of Virginia because the person represented was a slaver, a colonizer,
- 18:19Speaker 10: representative of the patriarchy? How many names of schools were
- 18:23Speaker 10: forced to be changed? We changed the names of army
- 18:26Speaker 10: bases because they were similar, etc., etc.? So here's the
- 18:34Speaker 10: burning question, Joe.
- 18:36Speaker 1: Okay.
- 18:37Speaker 10: What if CBS hadn't been forced to change its name?
- 18:42Speaker 1: The Columbia Broadcasting System. Probably because nobody knows what C
- 18:48Speaker 1: stands for. They think it's the Communist Broadcasting System. Well,
- 18:51Speaker 1: you know, that is a logical conclusion.
- 18:54Speaker 10: I mean, we've got the three majors, nothing but communist,
- 18:58Speaker 10: always been communist, and the communist broadcasting system.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Of course, the Communist News Network. Yes, yes.
- 19:09Speaker 10: And then there's, what is it?
- 19:13Speaker 1: What is it?
- 19:13Speaker 10: Menstrual syndrome now is the new one?
- 19:16Speaker 1: No, it's massive socialism now.
- 19:19Speaker 10: Oh, I thought it was menstrual syndrome.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Only during Rachel Maddow's show, I guess. Okay. I'm sorry,
- 19:26Speaker 1: was that out loud? I'm going to have to go
- 19:29Speaker 1: to a meeting about that comment. I'm sorry.
- 19:32Speaker 8: Here's the neat thing.
- 19:34Speaker 10: Supposedly, we on the right have Fox News. And I
- 19:40Speaker 10: think at best, Fox was fair and balanced initially.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Well, by comparison. And that's the problem is as some
- 19:49Speaker 1: of these networks try to... to tack to the middle,
- 19:51Speaker 1: it makes Fox look less conservative. And then you've got
- 19:58Speaker 1: other ones. The interesting, the fun bit about this little
- 20:01Speaker 1: moral play is how much Fox News and CNN News
- 20:06Speaker 1: are trying to keep Newsmax... out of White House press
- 20:09Speaker 1: pool access when both Fox News and CNN had been
- 20:14Speaker 1: victims of the same attitude by the broadcast networks. And
- 20:19Speaker 1: it's like, really?
- 20:20Speaker 17: Really?
- 20:21Speaker 1: How long ago was it that you were told they're
- 20:23Speaker 1: not really a news network? They're the Simpsons and the NFL.
- 20:28Speaker 1: They're not news. Don't give them the time of day.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Don't let them in.
- 20:34Speaker 19: Well.
- 20:35Speaker 10: When you look at the female anchors that they've had
- 20:38Speaker 10: and still have, they definitely got the Fox part right.
- 20:44Speaker 1: What was it? Somebody used to refer to them as
- 20:46Speaker 1: the most babelicious news on television. But that's OK. I mean,
- 20:51Speaker 1: you know what? It's at least to me, it admits
- 20:54Speaker 1: that most of this stuff is just eye candy anyway.
- 20:57Speaker 1: What did John Henley say? The bubble-headed bleach blonde comes
- 21:03Speaker 1: on at five. She can tell you about the.
- 21:04Speaker 3: With a gleam in her eye.
- 21:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:08Speaker 1: It's interesting when people die. Give us your dirty laundry. Clark,
- 21:14Speaker 1: good burning questions for this Saturday morning. Stay dry. I
- 21:17Speaker 1: was just looking at the radar map. Yeah, there's one
- 21:21Speaker 1: big old hairy band of Isaiahs that apparently is... Now,
- 21:25Speaker 1: are you near... Where did the radar map go? I
- 21:32Speaker 1: guess as I look at this map, it looks like
- 21:38Speaker 1: are you near Florence at all?
- 21:44Speaker 10: Well, that's considerably less of me. I'm northeast corner. If
- 21:48Speaker 10: you look at the Tennessee River, it goes southwest until
- 21:56Speaker 10: it turns and goes northwest.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Okay.
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- 25:02Speaker 11: I'm Andrew Saul, Commissioner of Social Security. I'm here to
- 25:05Speaker 11: warn you about telephone scammers pretending to be government employees.
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- 25:13Speaker 11: will be arrested if you don't make payments or provide
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- 25:54Speaker 15: Uh-oh, Brad's buzzed.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
- 25:57Speaker 1: Yeah, he's starting with the woots.
- 25:59Speaker 3: And now a speech.
- 26:02Speaker 6: I just want to say that friendship is about heart.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Heart and brain.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Who's with me?
- 26:08Speaker 12: Good thing is, he knows when he's buzzed.
- 26:10Speaker 14: And my brain is saying, when it's time to go home,
- 26:13Speaker 14: somebody call me a ride.
- 26:15Speaker 15: Love that guy.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Me too.
- 26:16Speaker 7: Know your buzzed warning signs? Call for a ride when
- 26:19Speaker 7: it's time to go home. Buzz driving is drunk driving.
- 26:23Speaker 17: Did you know that more than half our household energy
- 26:25Speaker 17: costs go to heating and cooling? Energy efficiency isn't just
- 26:29Speaker 17: good for the environment. It means lower utility bills, too.
- 26:34Speaker 17: One way to reduce your energy waste is a home
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- 27:12Speaker 17: money by reducing your energy waste, check out ftc.gov slash green.
- 27:18Speaker 17: A tip from the Federal Trade Commission. the nation's consumer
- 27:21Speaker 17: protection agency.
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- 27:58Speaker 1: Support for your strength.
- 28:11Speaker 16: First thing today by Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network.
- 28:20Speaker 2: If it keeps on raining, love is going to burn.
- 28:27Speaker 1: If it keeps on raining.
- 28:30Speaker 6: Love is going to burn.
- 28:33Speaker 12: And I'll never be afraid to have no fear.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Somebody asked me once why I didn't use more songs,
- 28:46Speaker 1: given our bumper music collection, why I didn't use more
- 28:50Speaker 1: Led Zeppelin and the Beatles and the Rollings. I said, well,
- 28:54Speaker 1: because everybody knows them, and they don't necessarily fit a format.
- 29:01Speaker 1: We use music that sets the tone. So when a
- 29:06Speaker 1: band of Hurricanes are basically going from Florence to Lawrence
- 29:10Speaker 1: to Lewis, Bergs, across all the way to Knoxville, Tennessee. Yeah,
- 29:16Speaker 1: we'll pull the Led Zeppelin out and just bearing in
- 29:19Speaker 1: on Nashville. Luckily, all those buses that the drunk bridal
- 29:26Speaker 1: party girls ride around in in Nashville are closed, so
- 29:31Speaker 1: they can keep rolling there up and down Main Street.
- 29:34Speaker 1: And Kid Rock's place, I think, is indoors for the
- 29:36Speaker 1: most part. there. But it looks like that's the track
- 29:41Speaker 1: is it's going to be headed in towards Nashville as
- 29:45Speaker 1: it heads north and continues to dissipate past that and
- 29:52Speaker 1: impacting central Tennessee, even more than eastern Tennessee, as Isaias
- 29:58Speaker 1: breaks up. But that's bad news for our flagship city,
- 30:02Speaker 1: where we're going to get a lot more of this
- 30:05Speaker 1: than we originally bargained for in Kentucky as well, getting
- 30:09Speaker 1: a lot of this as it comes up towards Frankfurt,
- 30:12Speaker 1: et cetera. And, of course, most of the people, they're like, well,
- 30:16Speaker 1: you know, the important story is, is it going to
- 30:18Speaker 1: impact my football this weekend? And it looks like, you know,
- 30:21Speaker 1: I mean, there are probably going to be a lot
- 30:23Speaker 1: of people who can't go to the game because the
- 30:25Speaker 1: power is out at their house. Or they can't watch
- 30:28Speaker 1: it on TV because the cable is out at their house.
- 30:32Speaker 1: But aside from that, it looks like Isaias has done
- 30:36Speaker 1: her damage. Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people in
- 30:39Speaker 1: the panhandle of Florida all along the floor of Bama
- 30:43Speaker 1: in that area died. And then into Mississippi, so you've
- 30:48Speaker 1: got Pascagoula, and you've got Gulf Shores and our stations
- 30:52Speaker 1: down there. I don't think they're on the Saturday ticket.
- 30:55Speaker 1: I know Valdosta, Georgia got hit with a lot of rain.
- 30:58Speaker 1: They've got flood watches until VGA is out there with us,
- 31:05Speaker 1: and your flood watch remains out there on 105.9. Stop laughing,
- 31:09Speaker 1: Long Island. You had yours last week, and our new
- 31:11Speaker 1: friends at 106.9 FM KVGA VQ. I'm sorry, KVGQ, but
- 31:25Speaker 1: it's 106.9 FM in lost wages. I'm working on you, playa.
- 31:31Speaker 1: You joined our family after I had already secured the
- 31:35Speaker 1: tickets to give away to Trans-Siberian Orchestra. But I know
- 31:39Speaker 1: they're doing a show in Vegas, and we're working on it.
- 31:43Speaker 1: We're working on it. Their Joel is hanging on the line,
- 31:47Speaker 1: but the rains continue. And this band of Isaiah's carries
- 31:54Speaker 1: a ton of water, maybe not nearly as much water
- 31:58Speaker 1: as Putin just gave to the United States in terms
- 32:02Speaker 1: of oil. And on that story of Putin's oil deal
- 32:09Speaker 1: with President Trump, which apparently happened just as a hey.
- 32:13Speaker 1: can I help out with your oil supply? And Trump said, sure.
- 32:18Speaker 1: And it's 1.8 million tons of diesel, and each ton
- 32:24Speaker 1: of diesel makes like 270 gallons, or roughly what Kareem
- 32:29Speaker 1: burns in a morning. Sorry, Kareem, I was just picking
- 32:32Speaker 1: on you. You're the trucker that I know is out there.
- 32:36Speaker 1: But the... This email says, Joe, how much... Is that
- 32:44Speaker 1: really in comparison to how much diesel Americans consume every day?
- 32:49Speaker 1: That's the percentage you've got to look at. Is this
- 32:53Speaker 1: just a drop in the bucket compared to how many
- 32:56Speaker 1: tons of diesel fuel? Can you back engineer that math, Mr.
- 33:00Speaker 1: New York City Public School graduate? All right. Well, Mike,
- 33:05Speaker 1: I appreciate the email. Thank you for being a loyal
- 33:08Speaker 1: listener and knowing all the tropes. I will endeavor to
- 33:12Speaker 1: do that math, but as many of my friends in
- 33:14Speaker 1: the accounting world and the in-counting world have told me, please, please, Joe,
- 33:22Speaker 1: as God is our witness, don't do math live on
- 33:24Speaker 1: the radio. There are many things that we appreciate, the
- 33:27Speaker 1: things that you can do live on the radio. Math
- 33:29Speaker 1: is not one of them. So I'm going to talk
- 33:32Speaker 1: to Joel for a minute here and lick my wounds.
- 33:35Speaker 1: A good thing Dr. Clark made me bring out my
- 33:38Speaker 1: ointment there. Joel, what's on your mind, sir? Well, good morning.
- 33:45Speaker 1: This isn't my topic, but I just had to bring
- 33:48Speaker 1: this up for Dr.
- 33:48Speaker 20: Clark since he said he lives in the mountain in Alabama.
- 33:52Speaker 20: Now there's a controversy, another controversy, about where does Appalachia start?
- 33:57Speaker 20: Does it start in Alabama or does it start in Georgia?
- 34:01Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I know. Roll tide, baby. Well, but
- 34:04Speaker 1: this is the stuff that, you know, this is what
- 34:06Speaker 1: the people, the obfuscators, the dope sick authors and all
- 34:11Speaker 1: these people want to make. Well, it's serious. The woman
- 34:15Speaker 1: who wrote dope sick is probably going to get a
- 34:18Speaker 1: lot of conservative votes. for Congress in a district that's
- 34:22Speaker 1: 30 points more Republican as a usual rule, simply because
- 34:27Speaker 1: she wrote a seminal piece about the overprescription of opioids
- 34:32Speaker 1: and what it was doing to our communities. So there
- 34:34Speaker 1: are a lot of conservatives who love what she exposed
- 34:38Speaker 1: and are like, you know what?
- 34:40Speaker 10: Vote for her.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Time for a change. Get a Democrat in there. Because,
- 34:43Speaker 1: by the way, I should mention Beth Macy is a
- 34:46Speaker 1: Democrat running for Congress on her notoriety mostly. not on
- 34:50Speaker 1: her accomplishments besides, well, being notorious. But anyway, you said
- 34:54Speaker 1: there was actually another point to your question rather than
- 34:57Speaker 1: where does Appalachia begin? And isn't that really a societal thing?
- 35:03Speaker 1: Isn't being, you know, that's like saying, where do hillbillies live?
- 35:07Speaker 1: You know, Jeff Foxworthy had a wonderful arc in his,
- 35:13Speaker 1: you know, you might be a redneck if... And the
- 35:18Speaker 1: funniest one is my father-in-law was a redneck because he
- 35:21Speaker 1: actually had a working television sitting on top of a
- 35:24Speaker 1: non-working television in his house in New York. But, you know,
- 35:29Speaker 1: Foxworthy said, you know, rednecks live everywhere. Rednecks live in California.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Rednecks live in Arizona near Joel. Rednecks live in Virginia
- 35:39Speaker 1: and New York. And we've all got them.
- 35:42Speaker 20: You cross the Mississippi now. No, but a lot of
- 35:46Speaker 20: the rednecks and hillbillies were Scottish, though, Joe.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Well, that's why the name Billy stuck, because we were
- 35:51Speaker 1: all named William. That's right.
- 35:54Speaker 20: Anyway, but I wanted to say this real quick, too.
- 35:58Speaker 20: So Spanberger, she's doing this political prosecution over the air,
- 36:07Speaker 20: and she wants to get everybody connected that didn't report
- 36:10Speaker 20: the incidents, the horrible incidents that I'm not saying they didn't,
- 36:15Speaker 20: but allegedly happening in the schools with the person accused.
- 36:21Speaker 20: But where before all this, and when she got elected,
- 36:27Speaker 20: where before all this was she not spewing about literature
- 36:32Speaker 20: that I'm sure is still stuck in schools that talks
- 36:35Speaker 20: about male body parts, female body parts being taught to
- 36:39Speaker 20: kids that aren't even in puberty yet?
- 36:42Speaker 1: Well, and a lot of it falls under the heading
- 36:45Speaker 1: of is this grooming material or not? A lot of this.
- 36:49Speaker 1: And remember, all of the elected officials that she is
- 36:52Speaker 1: throwing under the bus are Democrats because they all want
- 36:57Speaker 1: to be state senators and congresspeople someday. So they start
- 37:01Speaker 1: out on the school board. They were all elected by
- 37:04Speaker 1: the left. Many of them campaigned with Governor Spanberger. And
- 37:09Speaker 1: until a conservative got elected to that school board, this
- 37:14Speaker 1: would have continued to be covered up. That's why the
- 37:16Speaker 1: cover up is so important in this story of the
- 37:19Speaker 1: school board. And if you've missed it, a school board member, well,
- 37:23Speaker 1: not a school board member, a school teacher whose side
- 37:28Speaker 1: job was to counsel elementary school kids on sex, on
- 37:33Speaker 1: whether or not they feel like a boy or a girl.
- 37:37Speaker 1: And apparently he decided he's charged with helping them feel
- 37:42Speaker 1: like a girl or at least, you know, getting himself
- 37:45Speaker 1: an opportunity to feel like a girl with them. And
- 37:49Speaker 1: those are the charges as best I can put them
- 37:51Speaker 1: to you in the 10 seconds we have here. And
- 37:53Speaker 1: now Governor Spanberger has said, string them all up off
- 37:57Speaker 1: with their heads. Well, he she has said.
- 37:59Speaker 21: Well, can you believe with all the recent violent protests,
- 38:04Speaker 21: looting and destruction? Some areas are considering either defunding or
- 38:08Speaker 21: abolishing the police. At a time when America's neighborhoods need
- 38:13Speaker 21: the protection of police the most, some elected officials would
- 38:16Speaker 21: rather create.
- 38:17Speaker 1: More chaos by playing politics.
- 38:19Speaker 21: If you're sick of elected officials caving in to demands
- 38:22Speaker 21: of the radical left, you're not alone. It's time we
- 38:26Speaker 21: stand up and declare our support for local police. The
- 38:30Speaker 21: majority of police officers are important partners in protecting our
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- 39:02Speaker 15: Crime across the country is at an all-time high. It
- 39:05Speaker 15: feels like even a family road trip is taking a risk.
- 39:08Speaker 15: We don't want the feeling of being unprotected and vulnerable.
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- 40:02Speaker 3: You were strolling along in goodwill when just past that
- 40:05Speaker 3: mid-century side table and denim jacket you spotted them nestled
- 40:09Speaker 3: in their display case. Miniature donut earrings.
- 40:13Speaker 16: Oh, yes!
- 40:15Speaker 8: Yes!
- 40:16Speaker 3: Your favorite half-breakfast pastry, half-all-day dessert food, made into your
- 40:20Speaker 3: favorite form of ear candy. Oh, my. Those bejeweled sprinkles
- 40:25Speaker 3: have satisfied some unknown hunger within you.
- 40:27Speaker 18: Shhh.
- 40:29Speaker 1: Do you smell that?
- 40:32Speaker 3: That's the sugary scent of shopping success. For this is goodwill.
- 40:38Speaker 3: And with every item you buy, you fund local job
- 40:41Speaker 3: training and more. So go forth. Bring home those donut
- 40:47Speaker 3: earrings and bring home so.
- 40:49Speaker 19: Much good to your community.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Goodwill.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Bring good home.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Exercise is hard. So is maintaining a healthy diet. Of course,
- 41:02Speaker 2: neither is half as hard as dying. Sadly, type 2 diabetes,
- 41:08Speaker 2: heart disease, and stroke kill nearly a million people a year.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Even sadder, most of these deaths are preventable with a
- 41:15Speaker 2: few lifestyle changes, including regular activity, healthier eating, and not smoking.
- 41:21Speaker 2: Talk to your doctor about your risk for type 2
- 41:24Speaker 2: diabetes and heart disease. And if your doctor recommends lifestyle
- 41:27Speaker 2: changes or medication, listen. The reason so many die is
- 41:32Speaker 2: because not enough are willing to change. You can stop it,
- 41:36Speaker 2: starting right now. It's your life. Listen to your doctor.
- 41:40Speaker 13: Eat better.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Get moving.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Visit checkupamerica.org or call 1-800-DIABETES. A message from the American
- 41:48Speaker 2: Diabetes Association.
- 41:50Speaker 1: My name is Jim. I'm a veteran. I lost both
- 41:53Speaker 1: legs in Vietnam. My victory was proving that disability is
- 41:57Speaker 1: not a limitation.
- 41:58Speaker 16: I'm Julius.
- 41:59Speaker 1: I'm a veteran. My victory was going from homeless to home.
- 42:03Speaker 19: At DAV, we're on a mission, helping veterans of all
- 42:06Speaker 19: generations get the benefits they've earned.
- 42:09Speaker 13: I'm CeCe.
- 42:10Speaker 2: My victory was finishing my education.
- 42:12Speaker 19: When America's veterans win, we all win. Help us support
- 42:16Speaker 19: more victories for veterans. Go to DAV.org.
- 42:21Speaker 22: We the people are guaranteed five freedoms.
- 42:24Speaker 1: In the First Amendment.
- 42:25Speaker 15: Freedom of speech.
- 42:27Speaker 21: Freedom of religion.
- 42:30Speaker 13: Freedom of the press.
- 42:32Speaker 21: Freedom to peaceably assemble.
- 42:35Speaker 20: Freedom to petition the government.
- 42:38Speaker 22: Only the United States has these five freedoms so simply
- 42:41Speaker 22: bound together and guaranteed.
- 42:43Speaker 4: Think first.
- 42:44Speaker 22: Learn more at thinkfirstamendment.org.
- 42:47Speaker 14: No word in the English language is less convincing than probably.
- 42:52Speaker 13: Are you sure we should get matching tattoos on our
- 42:55Speaker 13: first date?
- 42:56Speaker 9: Sure.
- 42:57Speaker 7: We'll probably stay together.
- 42:58Speaker 17: Probably?
- 42:59Speaker 14: It's been 23 minutes since I ate.
- 43:03Speaker 1: I can probably swim.
- 43:05Speaker 10: Uh, you should wait 30 minutes.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Okay, don't tell me what to do.
- 43:09Speaker 14: Cannonball!
- 43:11Speaker 8: Cramp!
- 43:12Speaker 4: Oh, I have a cramp.
- 43:16Speaker 5: I can probably hit the green from here.
- 43:19Speaker 20: Probably.
- 43:23Speaker 13: Can I get a mulligan?
- 43:24Speaker 1: Ready to go?
- 43:27Speaker 15: Hey, are you sure you're okay to drive?
- 43:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sober. Yeah, I'm probably okay.
- 43:35Speaker 14: Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it comes to drinking
- 43:39Speaker 14: and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab, a car,
- 43:42Speaker 14: or a friend. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. A message
- 43:45Speaker 14: brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.
- 43:47Speaker 13: You know the legal drinking age is 21. You may
- 43:50Speaker 13: also know this law protects teens. Find out more at DontServeTeens.gov.
- 43:56Speaker 13: A message from the We Don't Serve Teens program and
- 43:58Speaker 13: the Federal Trade Commission.
- 44:19Speaker 16: This is Independence from Virginia, again, first thing today, by
- 44:24Speaker 16: Joe Thomas on the Talk Media Network.
- 44:27Speaker 18: ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶.
- 44:47Speaker 1: You know what I appreciate about the Babylon Bee is
- 44:50Speaker 1: this is what I used to watch Saturday Night Live for.
- 44:53Speaker 1: This social biting, hold a mirror up and show you
- 44:59Speaker 1: how the dump you're living in is bad for you.
- 45:05Speaker 1: By lampooning you, and of course that was in a
- 45:08Speaker 1: world where you could lampoon somebody and not get sued
- 45:13Speaker 1: by 85 civil rights groups who have decided that not
- 45:17Speaker 1: being made fun of for doing something bad for you
- 45:20Speaker 1: is a civil right. So there's only a minute or
- 45:24Speaker 1: two here, and I subscribed, so I saw it, and
- 45:28Speaker 1: it came out last week. You've probably seen it already,
- 45:31Speaker 1: but if you haven't, what the Babylon Bee did, and
- 45:34Speaker 1: it says here in the graphic that opens this little video,
- 45:39Speaker 1: we have asked artificial intelligence to simulate What would happen
- 45:43Speaker 1: if the US had a second civil war?
- 45:48Speaker 23: It was late 2026 and political conflict was coming to
- 45:51Speaker 23: a head. The right was not giving any ground and
- 45:54Speaker 23: the left decided it was time to take action.
- 45:57Speaker 15: We had to do something.
- 45:59Speaker 21: The Republicans were using every trick in the book, mainly
- 46:02Speaker 21: voting to take over our country. It was finally time
- 46:07Speaker 21: for war.
- 46:07Speaker 23: The left began to quickly make preparations to take the
- 46:10Speaker 23: country by force. It's not easy to start a war.
- 46:16Speaker 18: It involves a lot of talking on the phone, which
- 46:18Speaker 18: gives many of us anxiety.
- 46:20Speaker 23: An initial target was settled on, a lazy suburb that
- 46:24Speaker 23: served as a symbol of the bourgeoisie and capitalism. But
- 46:28Speaker 23: this small neighborhood was not caught by surprise.
- 46:32Speaker 21: Doreen's son goes to one of those fruity colleges on
- 46:35Speaker 21: the west coast, and we got word from him war
- 46:37Speaker 21: was coming.
- 46:38Speaker 23: The invading army descended on the small neighborhood. But the
- 46:41Speaker 23: attack did not go as planned.
- 46:44Speaker 4: In the city, we're used to being able to burn
- 46:46Speaker 4: down a target and no one does anything.
- 46:48Speaker 23: I guess it's different in the suburbs, though. The suburbanites
- 46:52Speaker 23: had an ace up their sleeves, firearms.
- 46:56Speaker 4: One of the big issues is how we hate guns,
- 46:58Speaker 4: but the right loves them. I guess none of us
- 47:00Speaker 4: considered how big a disadvantage that would put us in
- 47:02Speaker 4: a civil war.
- 47:04Speaker 23: A single warning shot was fired, causing half the invading
- 47:07Speaker 23: force to have a panic attack. The rest fled for
- 47:10Speaker 23: their lives. The Second American Civil War was over.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Everyone said I was crazy owning six AR-15s.
- 47:17Speaker 5: And I guess they had.
- 47:19Speaker 21: A point since we had a full civil war and
- 47:23Speaker 21: I barely needed the one.
- 47:25Speaker 23: The left signed a statement of unconditional surrender. The right
- 47:29Speaker 23: was now fully in control of the country.
- 47:32Speaker 15: As part of the surrender, we technically own California. We're
- 47:37Speaker 15: seeing if it's possible to just push.
- 47:38Speaker 13: It off into the sea.
- 47:40Speaker 23: Many of the losing combatants fled to the far north.
- 47:43Speaker 23: Starvation was rampant among them from lack of access to DoorDash. Still,
- 47:49Speaker 23: not everyone saw what happened as a total loss for
- 47:52Speaker 23: the left.
- 47:53Speaker 1: I think we won by showing we will stand up
- 47:55Speaker 1: to Republicans. But haven't you been exiled to Canada? It's great!
- 48:00Speaker 1: I love it here! Gavin Newsom was soon eaten by
- 48:05Speaker 1: a moose. Oh, it's just, this is the reason, this
- 48:10Speaker 1: was the stuff that I used to watch Saturday Night
- 48:12Speaker 1: Live for. Was this kind of, do you realize how
- 48:17Speaker 1: dumb you are? Kind of comedy, because that's how you
- 48:21Speaker 1: get better. When somebody says, do you realize how dumb
- 48:24Speaker 1: that is? The thing you just said. Oh, that's just,
- 48:29Speaker 1: I've seen it probably six or seven times and it
- 48:32Speaker 1: still makes me laugh. Each time I said it, and
- 48:35Speaker 1: it's on the YouTube channel of the Babylon Bee, if
- 48:37Speaker 1: you want to share it with friends. So our research department,
- 48:41Speaker 1: hard at work, and I just, I want to vet this.
- 48:48Speaker 1: So we were talking about this gift, Russia's 1.8 million
- 48:53Speaker 1: ton gift of diesel fuel or diesel oil products. to
- 48:59Speaker 1: the United States. And so my first mathematical equation was
- 49:05Speaker 1: how much does a ton of diesel oil make? And mathematically,
- 49:12Speaker 1: apparently it's about 280 gallons of diesel fuel from each
- 49:17Speaker 1: ton of of diesel oil that comes in. Yeah. And
- 49:32Speaker 1: so the question is, how much is that really? How
- 49:35Speaker 1: much is that gift really worth? Because some of the
- 49:38Speaker 1: left-wing media is like, oh, it's symbolic. It's an up
- 49:42Speaker 1: yours to Ukraine. And, you know, stand with Ukraine. Didn't
- 49:46Speaker 1: you all have the banners out in front of your house?
- 49:49Speaker 1: More people with Ukrainian flags than American flags. You know,
- 49:52Speaker 1: it was weird. There was one of those gated communities
- 49:57Speaker 1: with a homeowners association. they were famous for not allowing
- 50:03Speaker 1: American flag displays on July 4th and that kind of thing.
- 50:07Speaker 1: But Ukrainian flags, oh, they were, you know, four years ago,
- 50:12Speaker 1: everywhere in these homeowners associations. That's okay. It's virtue signaling.
- 50:19Speaker 1: This is a phrase we don't use nearly as much
- 50:21Speaker 1: as we should, virtue signaling. Remember, it was de rigueur
- 50:25Speaker 1: two or three years ago. Everything was virtue signaling. It
- 50:29Speaker 1: still is. So first the question is how much diesel
- 50:34Speaker 1: fuel does the U.S. use in a day? And then
- 50:47Speaker 1: from there we can kind of go out. Now, Eddie
- 50:48Speaker 1: says it's 550 to 580,000 tons of diesel fuel that
- 50:51Speaker 1: we use a day. So this is in barrels. So
- 51:05Speaker 1: the research I've dug up, how much diesel fuel does
- 51:08Speaker 1: the U.S. use in a day? 3.83 million barrels per day.
- 51:14Speaker 1: So now we have to go do the conversion on
- 51:16Speaker 1: how many barrels are in a ton of diesel fuel.
- 51:23Speaker 1: But Eddie's research, which I'll take because he is the
- 51:27Speaker 1: volunteer research coordinator for First Thing Today. said it should
- 51:33Speaker 1: last eight to 10 days, but take into account I
- 51:36Speaker 1: was educated in the Albemarle County school system. Yeah, but Eddie,
- 51:39Speaker 1: you were educated in the Albemarle County school system before
- 51:43Speaker 1: the sex ed coaches and transgender recruiters were actually taking
- 51:50Speaker 1: sexual liberties with the little girls coming into Professor Aqualung's classroom.
- 51:58Speaker 1: They actually spent some time teaching you math and science
- 52:02Speaker 1: rather than transgenderism and why it's better to not have
- 52:08Speaker 1: any gender at all and be a eunuch for the
- 52:11Speaker 1: rest of your life. And eunuch, to be fair to
- 52:14Speaker 1: the left, actually is very close sounding to unique. So if,
- 52:19Speaker 1: depending on the accent and the part of the country
- 52:21Speaker 1: you're from, like Wisconsin, it's probably pretty hard to tell
- 52:25Speaker 1: whether or not somebody has called you a eunuch or unique.
- 52:32Speaker 1: I know they're all still in, you know, well, not
- 52:34Speaker 1: in Wisconsin. Wisconsin's not mourning the passing of Mike Ditka,
- 52:38Speaker 1: aside from the fact that it forced Green Bay to
- 52:41Speaker 1: actually get on its game and try to make itself
- 52:43Speaker 1: a good football team again and draft Brett Favre, which
- 52:47Speaker 1: that has a whole other sidebar to it. You know,
- 52:51Speaker 1: it's true.
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