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#128: Tubi or Not to Be: 13 Fanboy (2021) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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movie. Once more with feeling, welcome
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back to another live uncut and mostly undrawn bonus to be or
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not to be episode of, what's your least favorite scary movie,
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the podcast, where we talked about the good, the bad.
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Bad, the ugly, and the Absurd, and all of our favorite and
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least favorite. Scary movies, because we believe
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every horror movie rightfully, has its fanbase, even if we
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don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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My name is Jessie. And today, we're kind of
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entering back into Friday the 13th, Sarah Tori.
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Yeah. We just finished the Halloween
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franchise and are doing our closing on that next week.
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And Travis went through to be and said, hey, let's go back in
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time. I'm not I need to move on.
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Yeah, we're talking about 13 Fanboy today.
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So for those of you who are not familiar with this movie, this
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is a movie that is, it's based on Friday the 13th, but it is
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kind of about the actors in Friday, the 13th and meta.
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It's Amanda kind of think of new nightmare, but not with that,
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like, actually Jason. But it's Like a deranged fan.
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Yeah and that's this movie. Yep basically so yeah this is
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what we're talking about today. Do you have any announcements
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before we get started? No.
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Okay. And then obviously, no poles,
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because this is to be your houses bonus episode this
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episode. Yeah, we'll have our regular
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regularly scheduled episode, this Thursday on Adam greens
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furrows and yes, I'm very excited.
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Watch out. We're going to be watching that
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like immediately after doing this.
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We might make dinner first hope. Yeah, probably, yeah.
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So spoiler we didn't get back to our normal recording schedule.
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We're a little bit closer than we were though.
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We're doing better. Yeah.
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At least we're doing a recording this weekend.
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Yeah, that's good. Yeah.
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Okay, so 13 Fanboy, this movie came out, October 21st 2021 that
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had its big debut at scare. Yes, that was fixing tonight and
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I was kind of I wrote like in the parentheses, here is like a
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blank and I'm like, at scare fest.
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I gotta question mark is I don't know.
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Like that was scare fest. I got check the IMDb and I don't
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know if it also was available for people.
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Able to like rent at the time, too.
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But it may have had its theatrical to debut they.
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But they, but at scare fest. So I don't know, we didn't get a
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chance to watch it. Hold on.
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I need to say this for all of the fellow drive and mutants who
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watched the special on Friday vicious Vegas Valentine.
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I can remember was yeah, I was slightly disappointed, mostly
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thrilled. With Phantom of the shopping
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mall. I like animals the mall.
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I enjoyed them all. I enjoyed the movie.
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What I was disappointed in is that we had a great chance to
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say that this was probably short film day, but which is how Joe
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Bob likes to pronounce the word debut and then talking about
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Pauly Shore of all people. Yeah, just pronounced debut
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correctly. Think he had like them Jitters
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because he's about to get people married.
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Yeah, he was going to be officiating a wedding so it's
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response. Yeah, it's true.
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It's true. He had he More on his mind.
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Okay, so we watch the sun to be obviously because this is to be
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or not to be so but if you want to watch it anywhere, I think
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like this is the only place you can stream it for free.
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Like it's not on any other streaming service.
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I believe it's either rinse it or watch it on to the.
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Yeah I recommend watching this with tag to these great.
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We didn't have a ton of bad breaks in the ones we did were
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really short, so it's like TV. They've gotten shorter before,
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like they used to be like six ads per like.
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Break. And that was like to be like a
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legit commercial break like yeah EP and everything.
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I don't know what's happened. I'm not complaining Dad, I'm
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just confused. Okay, this movie was written by
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Joel. Paul Revere resync.
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Okay, Ari is IG R. Isaac gracyk, Basic John, Joe
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Paul Rancic and Deborah Voorhees, guys directed by
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Deborah Voorhees. It's very fitting that this is a
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for, he's movie exactly music, by its Amer surae and special
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effects makeup by Nora Hewitt and Meg Wilbur.
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Okay, so the cast, this is a lot of people playing themselves but
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we have people not playing themselves.
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Yeah. And some people that you would
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expect to be playing themselves but they're not.
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So let's get into it. Okay, first off we have Dee
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Wallace who placed despite not being in any Friday.
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The 13th movie is kind of the star of this movie.
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Yeah, I like how the Killer Appraisers and I was lucky, but
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with the stack of Friday, the 13th and and Halloween.
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Yeah, like I don't this is it's a very strange decision.
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I mean, I'm not mad about Dee Wallace gracing, our screen for
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an hour 41, but Dee Wallace is one of those that like, I know
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that she is a big name for a lot of horror fans.
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However, she is not really one of those ones that were in any
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of the movies that I grew up with I Actually kind of shocked
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to see that she wasn't Halloween to.
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I don't know who she plays on Halloween too.
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She's one of the nurses know this as this exhaust stroke.
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Yeah. Who though we don't ever see
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like Lori's family in that movie, I think we briefly see
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her parents, okay? Well if she's in that movie it's
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a very brief appearance appearance then it's like I
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don't remember I mean because a year ago she thought about it.
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She does get like a wet her in this movie, that's addressed.
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So like somebody Strode, so he Strode.
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Yeah, I've said it twice already.
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Well, I'm just saying like, I don't know, like I don't fucking
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know who it is. I've seen Halloween to a million
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times. I couldn't tell you that D
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Wallace's and there it was a surprise to me.
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Okay, it's just weird. Okay, next up, we have Corey
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Feldman, who plays not Cory fell on them.
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But Mike merryman, very weird decision.
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I don't is a, his character is very strange in this movie.
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I Made a comment when we were watching it that much.
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Like, when he was a small child on set and wasn't allowed to be
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around, all the boobies, he is a creepy producer in this movie,
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who shouldn't be around all of the boobies.
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I like to imagine, and I wish that they would have done this,
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but like, keep him as Tommy and then like, he's just like after
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that day at the cabin, like, he's like, kind of fucked up
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from, you know, killing Jason. And then also, he just saw like
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a bunch of boobies and now he's obsessed with, like, horror
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movies and boobies. I like that.
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He Was horny and bloody and sweaty the entire time in this
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movie. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, Kane Hodder Place, Kane Hodder.
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Yo, CJ G plays some self. Judy Aronson, plays herself, Ron
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Swanson plays himself alone which he's D's husband and this
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we couldn't confirm if that was an actual thing or not, I tried
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to look it up and I looked at Dee Wallace.
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Runs low and all that came up with 13 Fanboy.
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Yeah it is. He's the guy from Friday, the
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13th, Part 5 Jr. Yeah Junior.
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The guy that has like the little pilot cap on and he's kind of
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crazy. Yeah.
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Like that weird. Okay, he's kind of weird.
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Okay. Sorry, excuse me, we have lar
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par Lincoln. No water park Lincoln.
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Oh no. It any time I see her name is
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like old Lincoln Park. It's all I can think of she's
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putting herself. Tracy Savage, Place herself,
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Deborah for he is, briefly paid plays herself.
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And then we have two other like random people.
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We have drew 80, who plays Chris, and Haley, green Bauer
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plays, Kelsey. Okay, so yeah.
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Only this cast reads like a guest announcement at a
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convention. Yeah, it kind of does.
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Yeah, I got even feel like Corey Feldman would go by a different
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name. For you kelp mannan ya.
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Okay. Jesse, do you want to play a
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bunch of their bugs out on this? I'm gonna guess bug test what
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made you think that you know just the very nature of it.
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The very bug Ted nature of this movie.
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Yeah. It's like it's totally but it
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feels very passion project which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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But this is a weird passion project.
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I think it's Deborah Voorhees is like I want to Make a movie.
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And then she like, was probably doing these like Tory's, like,
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doing these conventions and like, met up with all these
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other people in the Friday, the 13th franchise and was like, Hey
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like let's kind of make a movie because I'm sure they had like
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it was probably inspired by like an encounter with a fan.
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Um I can't think of her name. Should the Survivor from the
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first one actress's name is it? Oh I can't remember her name is
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Amy. She literally like, Didn't want
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to be in the sequel because she was dealing.
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Yeah, soccer. Yeah.
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She was like briefly and yeah, yeah.
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That fucked her up for a while and I think she recovered she
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started doing conventions again eventually.
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But yeah, it's got dramatic. Okay, the budget on this is a
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hundred and five point five thousand, okay?
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Which is a lot more than I would have thought for this but I
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guess like some of these people wanted to get paid.
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That's a really funny that at one point, they make a comment
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about how might marry men shouldn't be allowed to do
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whatever he Wants because he only contributed 100,000 to the
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production of is leaving a lot of money.
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Yeah, the owner of those like a jab like hey that's definitely
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like an inside joke. It's like we don't have a lot of
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money I like it. 105 thousand dollars is kind of a good amount
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you could do well with that like fucking terrified her.
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It's like a quarter of that budget.
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You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess depends on what
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you're trying to do. Yeah, I guess.
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Yeah. Okay, the opening box.
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As for this was 9,000 $538, imagine it didn't have a very
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wide release, probably not. And the worldwide gross was
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eleven thousand, five, hundred and seventy-two, okay?
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It has a 4 out of 10 on IMDb. Okay, okay, I did manage to pull
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three movies for this because, you know, I think that we are
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doing that for to be or not to be we can never remember, but I
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chose to. Yeah.
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I think I usually do it in your always like I thought we didn't
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do that. So we stopped at the Fun facts.
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We don't have fun facts for this but I've got everything else for
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this, okay? Alright.
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So the first movie Wrong Turn these are all movies that came
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out in 2021, so the wrong turn remake.
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Yeah. Because I wanted to choose
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another franchise movie that was very Loosely attached to his
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franchise. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, there was a distinct lack of hootin and hollerin in that
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movie. And the thing that drives me
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crazy about that one is it's the guy that wrote the original and
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he wrote Halloween, For and then he goes and then writes this and
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it's one of the biggest disappointments for me.
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I would have disliked it as much if I didn't have expectations.
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If it weren't a wrong. Turn movie.
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Yeah, because it has no business being one.
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Like it's not even like, it could have been called right
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turn. I would have been like, okay,
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yeah, right turn? Yeah, that wasn't great.
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Like, man, I'm just sad about this thing, okay, that came out
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February 26th and I don't have a budget on any of these movies,
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okay? So this is not a very helpful
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comparison game. Whoa.
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I mean, we're just talking about the air.
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Yeah, the time things that came out.
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I can tell you like, how much some of these made in comparison
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though so that actually ended up making 4.8 million.
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Okay? So not too bad.
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That has a 5.5 on IMDb. I do think we actually
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contributed. Some to that.
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I think we paid to rent it on. Prime, we did.
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Yeah, I did. Oh yeah.
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You know, that doesn't that's a decision we made.
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It's it was worth it, guys. Like I pull for one when that
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came out, I avoided all of the conversation about it because I
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don't want to be spoiled and I thought that people were liking
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it because like the little things that I did see, I saw a
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lot of positive comments. And then going in and watching
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it just I don't know man. Like We Wrong Turn has become
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like a very thick like a thing to us.
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Yeah. Like we go in because we're
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wanting to watch like these three rednecks, hootin and
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hollerin, shooting some bows and arrows and just like kind of
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doing their thing and having fun.
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And then there's like, we go in with a mixture of, like both
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enjoying the movie and also enjoying taking the piss out of
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the movie. The yeah, it's such a mixed bag,
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that's serious. Like, with the Twilight movies,
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it's always coming back to Twilight.
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Some of the wrong. Certain movies are like,
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legitimately good movies. I wouldn't say that about
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Twilight. Any of the Twilight movies?
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Okay, come on. Keep going.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, next, movie is Paranormal Activity.
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What does that have on? IMDb I said, 5.5.
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Hey, Listening. I miss that because you went
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straight into your own opinion. Okay, excuse me for talking
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about my opinions. Okay, Paranormal Activity next
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of kin is the next movie. We haven't seen that one yet, we
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haven't but I've heard that it's kind of the same thing where
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it's a Paranormal Activity movie but it's not very similar to the
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other movies. Okay.
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Well that's true for like the whole ladder half of the
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Paranormal Activity franchise I guess, I don't know.
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I mean they're all still. Found footage, like it's all
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like stationary cameras and rooms kind of capturing spooky
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shit. I don't think that, this is what
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this movie is. I don't think, I don't know,
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because we're working our way we re working our way through the
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franchise. Yeah, either way that game out,
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October 29th 2021. No budgeter gross, but it has a
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5.2 on IMDb. OK.
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And then the 3rd this is just like a fucking, the like a In a
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smaller scale movie because I didn't want to bring like any
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big scale movies in comparison to this Jacobs wife.
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Well, Jacobs wife, I was actually thinking the other day
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that I want to, like, cover those.
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I want to cover it as yeah. It was a pretty fun, a little
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movie. Sorry.
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I enjoyed it a lot. It's got Babs Crampton and that
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guy Larry fessenden. Fastened and fast.
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Yeah, Larry, that guy? Yep.
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That's a that came out. April 16th 2021.
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We don't have a budget but it made forty seven thousand seven
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hundred and sixty-eight dollars at the box office 5.5 on IMDb
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fun fact, I dressed as Barbara Crampton character that you're
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for Halloween, and she retweeted it and the director likes it
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too. Thank you.
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I commented on it. Yeah, that was a, it was a good
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costume. OK, say OK, I got one second.
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Okay, some fans love you to death.
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I'll take that, it's generic, but I like it.
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I mean, sometimes generic is what works.
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Yeah, I think it kind of fits the tone of the movie because
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this is a movie that like, if it's the tone of the entire
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franchise, come on. Ah, ya know, some, some of the
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movies in the franchise, have fun with itself this movie, I
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feel like it could have had fun with itself with the premise,
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but instead it takes it very seriously, okay?
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But you can't tell me that the entire scene with Kane and For
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that. They weren't having fun with the
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premise. Okay well that was a we're
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having a good time with what was going on out of a movie.
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That is an hour and 15 minutes. That was maybe eight minutes and
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the rest of it was super super serious.
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Okay. So let's go into our a good bad
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ugly and absurd you go and kick it off since I chose this one.
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Okay, the good you can tell that the cast all has a lot of love.
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Of, for the franchise. And I think that's really fun.
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As you know, where this is a meta commentary.
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And like, horror fans and ball, blah, whatever it is kind of
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nice that you can tell that they actually do have fun with what
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they do. They have fun with being a part
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of it and the Legacy they've created and that they do mostly
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enjoy the fans that they encounter.
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They even have like a line at one Parish.
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Like, I really do love the true fans.
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So I think that's really great. Is it bad?
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I mean, there's not really a lot of story.
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No, really. Okay, it's better than what I'm
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about to compare it to, but in some ways it made me think of
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this. I know she got to say because I
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was thinking of the entire time. Definitely.
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Yeah. Bunch of Corti cons but we're
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like honing in on just like a specific franchise.
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Plus D Wallace. Yep, it was like, it just, it
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feels like, okay, we want to do this thing.
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We want it to be like meta in its way and we're going to pull
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these people in. But then like The story was
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resting on those Laurels. Yeah.
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I think there were some parts of it that were really engaging.
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I really liked the end of it, but yeah, it definitely was very
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choppy. Oh, definitely.
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Yeah, the ugly Corey Feldman it for a k character.
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Yeah yeah, he's gross. And the way the They just kind
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of like brushed it off as okay, because he was paying money to
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produce. The movie was also really gross.
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It's a whole scene about that. Yeah, so weird.
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Yeah. They're just has to accept him
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being sweaty and I can't tell if that was like a statement on,
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like, the Frantic on the industry, or if that was just,
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like, put in there, for whatever reason, I don't know.
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Did they have a, like a point for that?
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I don't know. Maybe for a killed men, came on
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son. He was like, this is what I have
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in mind for this character and they're like, that's not dumb at
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all. Okay.
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Cory, I'm paying him. He just showed up, he found out,
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we're filming this. And then again, absurd is
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probably my favorite part of it is Kane and Jennifer scenes
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together. Yeah that that made me real
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happy. Especially like as Caine's
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character is dying he definitely had lived the line where he's
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like, you don't have to yell. I'm right.
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Yeah. That was totally out of And then
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she's a great just you best site coordinator.
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That was fun. That was a good senile old
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movie. Had that tone where it was like
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semi-serious because I think he was like, actually drawing on
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real life stuff and was actually crying as he was.
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Yeah, he really be got real deep, but it was also, you know,
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had that tone of absurdity and I wish the whole movie was like
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that. Yeah.
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Okay. Listen.
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I'm on the fence with it right now.
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I need to like, we literally just finished watching it will
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see, we've been recording, 20 minutes.
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We finished watching it 21 minutes ago so I'm still
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processing. I'm still very much on the
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fence. I had been looking forward to
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watching this for a while. And it didn't, it isn't quite
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what I imagined it was gonna be. So right now, I'm giving it a
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five, okay, I'm going to reassess after we've talked, I
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mean, obviously, I'm going to reassess after we've talked
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because that's our whole thing. But you know what I mean?
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Like right now, I'm right there in the middle.
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Okay, I'm trying to decide how I feel still.
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Okay, cool. Okay for me, the good is I think
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that this is a cool idea. I like the idea of getting all
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of these like past characters or pass actors from a And tries and
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kind of like making a movie around that, you know, doing the
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whole meta thing. There's a lot of potential there
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with it but I definitely think that the kind of squander it a
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little bit. There's only like a like a
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handful of people from the franchise here.
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Like I don't think that they had as many people on board as you
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would have expected for this type of thing.
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Because Friday the 13th is like like a pretty big Series.
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This is a lot of names that you can pull.
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Yeah. So I mean that's nice but the
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bad, the writing is very, very bad on this thing.
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I think this is like a thing that I've been paying attention
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to here over the past couple of weeks and it's because I watched
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this video of a lecture that Matt Stone and Trey Parker the
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guys or did South Park gave to a writing class and they kind of
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like said like this is something that we figured out the hard way
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and then once we figured it out and made writing so much easier,
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But what you need to do is you have to have like your acts and
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like everything that happens like you have to have something
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happens there, for something else happens but this happens,
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therefore something else happens, you know, as we read
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like that and then you watch all these shitty movies and it's
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just like this happens and then this happens.
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And then is the word that you don't want and this movie is
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filled with a bunch of and thence.
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Yeah, because it like something happens.
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Ins. And then we're just in the next
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scene and then it's like something else is happening.
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It's like 22nd scenes and then all of a sudden, we switch to a
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whole other area. I can't decide if I love or hate
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how often Matt Stone and Trey Parker have like legitimate
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insights into things. Yeah, but like really good once
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you hear that and you start like paying attention the stories,
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you're like holy shit. That's right.
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Because I just watched that and there and then like I couldn't
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find any connecting things that made.
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Story makes sense. It's just a bunch of and then
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there's not like therefore this happened, but then this happens,
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therefore this happens and you know, like there's no cohesion
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there. Yeah, there's a lot of
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unanswered questions in this movie.
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Yeah. And then that leads into my
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ugly, which I think that this movie is editing is pretty ugly.
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It's not a very visually pleasant experience is very
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choppy. Like you said, yeah.
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Some scenes are too bright, and And some are too dark and I'm
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not normally one to notice stuff like that.
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Yeah, it's strange. And then it's I don't know, just
23:35
like a scene where D, like, falls down the hill and is
23:38
rolling, and then like the camera like Zooms in on, like, I
23:42
guess this is, I got to be a stunt double and I blurs them
23:45
really hardcore because you like, it vaction so intense.
23:48
But like, you know, you gotta like, be able to tell it's not
23:51
the you know you got to just have like that resemblance
23:54
there. I don't know it just looked
23:56
really, really bad. So yeah and the Absurd I think
24:02
like really just Corey Feldman This character like he's my
24:05
absurd because like what the fuck was that?
24:08
Everybody else was playing themselves and then Cory's like
24:11
I'm not going to be me. I'm going to be a completely
24:14
other guy. I don't want to like I want to
24:17
be in the movie, but I don't want to be in it like that.
24:20
Yeah. It's just interesting.
24:22
It's an interesting choice. He's a very strange guy from
24:25
everything. I can tell.
24:27
So having said all that I think I like you.
24:33
I was expecting something a little bit different with this
24:36
but not exactly as good as I wanted to be.
24:42
So I think I'm going to give this like a 3000k.
24:45
Yeah, I like, I got bored towards the end because like,
24:50
this is just like so much shit like keeps happening, and then
24:53
like, just, like Cuts. So poorly, like, to me, if we
24:56
cut out a lot of The middle it would have been more interesting
24:59
like the whole thing with Dee and her husband and then like
25:02
all of a sudden he dies in them and all of the other people move
25:05
into her house and them like it's like one day later and then
25:09
they're just like it's like setting up the finale.
25:11
So clearly I was just like with all of that though that's for of
25:16
the this happened and then this happened.
25:19
Whereas like the middle part is like, Okay, so we've got a
25:23
horror convention, okay? Lar Park, Lincoln is in a
25:26
basement. Okay, Tracy Savage, Teachers
25:29
College. Okay, this okay that.
25:32
Yeah, it is how it goes the entire time.
25:34
I wish, like, the convention thing was explored more, I wish
25:37
that have been explored more, I wish it had been more little
25:39
Snippets of, like we're Kelsey sees that who is?
25:43
It was a Tina Helm? Was that her name?
25:49
Tiffany Helm something like that?
25:51
Yeah, it's definitely the one for par 5.
25:52
The God girl. Yeah, I wish it had been more
25:55
like, things like that. That you know, like see more of.
25:59
Yeah. And they're just like, this is
26:00
real creepy. Like this person disappeared,
26:03
this person was murdered. This person reported being
26:05
stalked like as opposed to us getting those Snippets of those
26:09
things happening. Like I wish it had been more of
26:11
those like online gossip. Like yeah, it goes.
26:15
Yeah. It's like actually news
26:17
broadcast is like horror like YouTube channels.
26:19
Reporting on this? Yes, yes.
26:21
Okay, okay, all right. Well, are you ready to talk
26:26
about this? Jumbled up mess of a movie.
26:29
Yeah, it's kind of makes me want to watch DEATH house by the way,
26:32
I was actually thinking that would be a really funny one to
26:34
cover for anniversary this year since we watch it for the first
26:37
time on our anniversary. A few years ago, is that when we
26:40
watch the our anniversary? Yes.
26:42
Yes. It was.
26:43
We went for a hike, we got Tosh. I think.
26:50
And then we came back and we were like, hey, let's watch
26:53
DEATH house. God, that is so fucking weird.
26:57
Weird or that was we went on the hike want to mirror twin and
27:01
then we came back. Watch that in the next day we
27:04
went to Taj and we were still like, kind of shell-shocked.
27:06
Okay. I don't remember.
27:07
I think that's what it was. I was something like that.
27:09
Okay. I just yeah.
27:12
Okay I remember is the same year we went for the hike.
27:15
I see you again, okay? Or maybe maybe for anniversary.
27:20
Okay, okay. So first off, we are greeted
27:26
with a voiceover of The she is talking about something, they're
27:30
writing her Memoir becoming a scream Queen and she's talking
27:34
about how she wished she'd take Endeavor, seriously when she
27:36
said she was being stalked. Yeah, and then we cut back to 13
27:39
years later, you know, 13. Because Friday, the Billiards or
27:43
yeah earlier. So yeah.
27:44
I mean, you know, fucking Friday the 13th, you got to be 13 years
27:48
in the past at Voorhees Ranch. Deborah is out there.
27:53
She is taking care of her horses.
27:58
I don't fucking know what's going on.
27:59
She's on a ranch, she's on a ranch.
28:01
Just got animals, her grandkid. Kelsey is dropped off and we're
28:04
gonna have a fun little weekend together, then they go out and
28:08
they go hiking and then as they are hiking, there's somebody out
28:12
in the woods that stinkin pictures of them and sending
28:14
them to Deborah. Yeah.
28:17
So they get back to the house and she's freaked out because
28:20
stuff has been moved. It around pictures been left.
28:25
Somebody that was feeding the horses, get stabbed, do we
28:28
really know who that is? I've no idea who that is.
28:30
Okay. I wasn't sure.
28:34
And so she has Kelsey hide in the woods as she goes out to
28:39
confront the killer. But the she's not a very good
28:43
shot and she ends up getting stabbed to death as Kelsey
28:47
watches. I don't even know what happens.
28:48
She's just kind of falls down on her back, unprovoked act and
28:52
then yeah, the stat are the cord comes up and just stabs her.
28:55
Yeah. While reciting the lyrics to
28:57
Eminem Stan. Yeah, yeah.
29:01
Yeah. And he's like addressing them
29:03
all as their characters and the Friday, the 13th movies.
29:06
Yeah. Also here is.
29:07
Another thing about this is that like briefly in the movie, he
29:11
starts using this line. What if you were killed in real
29:13
life, the way your character was killed and that never comes up
29:16
again. Yeah, well, yeah.
29:18
It just kind of like Infrequent. But I like it like Nobody ends
29:22
up dying. How any of the characters?
29:23
I thought that would have been a cool thing to do?
29:25
Yes, is this? Yeah whatever.
29:28
So Allah a present-day, Kelsey is grown up, she is an MMA
29:31
fighter, she teaches self-defense classes and she
29:34
occasionally acts as the character Dash in the bloodlust
29:37
series Parts 1, 2 & 3. She gets a video call from di
29:43
because it's the anniversary of her grandmother's death.
29:46
She ignores his janitor that's just staring at her.
29:49
Her says, like, you're my best friend.
29:52
Yeah. Well, he calls heard a she says,
29:54
Dasher, my best friend. So I can understand her like,
29:58
like again. Well, I mean, like, I could
29:59
understand her ignoring it too. If he was just like, you're my
30:01
best friend and she's like, I don't know where you.
30:03
Yeah. You and your best friend.
30:06
You are not my best friend harsh.
30:12
So she goes, and takes a shower in the locker room and some do
30:16
just saunters in and start showering with her.
30:18
And Listen her up against the wall is her boyfriend.
30:22
He gets punched by her, a lot in this movie.
30:24
Yeah. And then the janitor is also,
30:26
they're just kind of staring looking all mad.
30:29
If the camera had panned out a little bit, his hand, definitely
30:31
would've been down his pants. You know, what's weird?
30:33
Like I feel like they're trying to set something up here.
30:35
This is the last we see of this guy.
30:37
Like it's like it's he supposed to be the Killer and then you
30:41
just forget about it. It's another Jason Marquette,
30:43
pink Herring? Yeah.
30:45
Yeah, this isn't even like a pink hearing, like, I don't even
30:48
know what color you would call. All this is like Lacroix
30:51
strawberry. Like this would be, it's like a
30:54
hint of Fred. I was thinking more of Loomis
30:57
where he's like, well, this is a black one because blacks, not
30:59
even the collar, you know, like just kind of rub it in you, more
31:03
of that accent. No, move on.
31:10
Okay. So he's because back to their
31:14
room and then we get more smooches and they're like, what
31:18
are they doing there? They ride.
31:19
A scene for a movie now. I think they're reviewing her
31:22
script. She's got filming coming up.
31:23
Okay. Yeah.
31:25
And there's a very obvious camera.
31:27
Filming them. The the stalker is watching them
31:30
through. Yeah.
31:31
Like it's not, it's not a secret camera.
31:34
Like, it looks like like a webcam, like just propped.
31:37
They're on top of their TV and I see Yas webcams.
31:41
Yeah. Like the big, like Circle.
31:44
Remember those? No, this is like one of those
31:46
square ones, which are more modern like a here if you're a
31:48
convicted. Peter doesn't have one and you
31:50
don't presume calls. It's like the type that you can
31:52
add on. Okay, I see what you're saying.
31:53
Yeah. So the that we have a hard cut
31:59
to dead meat just for a second, James agencies is here like
32:04
talking about the convention. And I feel like that's probably
32:08
like a legitimate film he did from a convention because he
32:12
just wanted to do this film. I feel like he was like, they
32:14
probably just like a somewhat. Can we use this footage?
32:17
And then he's like yeah sure like yeah yeah just seems like
32:20
the type of guy he is. Yeah so you see like Dee Wallace
32:25
Jude Errands. And Kelsey Lara is supposed to
32:29
be there, but she's running late as we learn on a phone, call
32:32
with Kelsey, one of the things that I do appreciate that.
32:35
This movie does, is like any time, a new characters
32:37
introduced. It tells you who they played in,
32:39
Why movie, they were into, I do like that as you search.
32:43
Yeah. Because like, I'm not like a lot
32:45
of people, it's kind of hard to remember all of these
32:47
characters, especially, like a lot of these people are kind of
32:50
minor characters in the movies, you know?
32:52
Not like really like the big names, like everybody's got the
32:55
characters. That they really love.
32:58
Yeah, everybody's got their movie, everybody's got their
32:59
favorite movie in the franchise that they like fixate on.
33:02
And yeah, yes, it's hard to think, like, keep up with all of
33:05
them. So they are Kelsey's like doing
33:09
security or like, she's like, one of the helpers, like, oh,
33:12
she's it guest. Oh, she's in the movie.
33:16
She's in a Missouri. For some reason, like I didn't
33:19
really at this point when we were writing this, I thought
33:23
that she was doing self-defense classes Because like I didn't
33:28
really realize she was like actually an actor at this point.
33:31
Yeah no it Chiron. Her as being and okay.
33:35
Well so OK she's got her line formed here and yeah there's
33:38
somebody in line who's got like a very real looking machete.
33:41
So she has security examine it and then ends up being fake.
33:44
And it's some dude I think this is the guy that didn't Sante who
33:49
did don't hide. Yeah.
33:51
What is it called? I always fuck.
33:52
I don't hike in the woods alone. Don't Hike alone in the woods.
33:57
Don't hike alone. What the fuck is it?
33:59
See ya. I fuck it up every time I always
34:01
want to add in the snow never hike alone in the woods.
34:06
No, it's just never Heckle. Oh, never mind, I don't fucking
34:08
know. It's like the very famous
34:10
Friday, the 13th fan movie that because apparently really good.
34:13
Yeah, so yeah, he's there, he's really excited to see all of
34:20
them. I also feel like it kind of
34:21
sucked like still be going to these conventions when you have
34:24
such a well-known fan. A film and like, you're so going
34:27
as my guest. Yeah, yeah.
34:31
Boy, it's like wearing a mask on anime.
34:33
Be like, you want that experience where you want to be
34:34
like the goer and you don't want to be recognized?
34:37
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.
34:39
Yeah, Frank grants and did that were you like War Bryan?
34:41
Cranston mask is perfect. Nobody recognizes him.
34:46
So they all are getting drinks together afterwards.
34:49
CJ's there too. They watch this video from like
34:55
this, you too. To like us YouTube channel that
34:57
covers horse stuff and he's like oh so larper link lawyer Park
35:02
Lincoln was murdered and Kelsey's like I just talked to
35:05
her 30 minutes ago. Yeah.
35:07
Like it just happened. Like last we saw her.
35:09
She's like yeah I'm going to be late.
35:11
My son got her in a thing. So I'll be right there.
35:14
My son is electrocuted. Eric she just drops that line.
35:17
Super casually. Like I feel like that was
35:19
ad-libs like, just like give us a reason why you're not there.
35:23
Oh yeah, my son got a roll electrocuted.
35:26
Then yeah, just text seems like he's probably fine and it's
35:29
just, oh, yeah, she died. Yeah, yeah, she apparently like
35:33
uploaded a live video where she was like asking for help and
35:37
yeah, that but they think that maybe is like some viral
35:39
marketing for this movie called snuffed out or snuff film or
35:43
whatever it is now. Yeah, snuffed out.
35:46
So they're just kind of like wow, who knows?
35:49
Maybe it's way better viral marketing and Vince, Auntie is
35:55
supposed to be a Associated with the movie and he had hired her
36:00
to be part of it. Yeah.
36:02
So, Kelsey gets upset seeing this, she's having flashbacks to
36:05
watching her, grandmother died. She goes to her room, and while
36:09
she's in her room, this photo from the day, her grandmother
36:12
died, gets slid, under her door. She's Somebody's Knocking
36:15
calling her Dash saying letter and she called security and
36:18
secure. He's like, there's nobody in the
36:19
stairwell. I don't know what you want for
36:21
my God, this is so weird, like, come to my room for help and
36:25
yeah. Or not mystere.
36:26
Well, so cool. Thank you.
36:29
Yeah. So she opens the door and
36:31
punches whoever's there and then nose and it happens to be her
36:34
boyfriend. Yeah.
36:38
Which I love this because he's like, kind of a reliable red
36:43
herring throughout this whole movie.
36:44
And it also explains all of the injuries he has.
36:48
I think that's probably the nicest bit of writing.
36:51
Yeah. So, Kelsey decides that she's
36:55
going to go to Lars house, she sneaks in cuz it's locked and
36:58
she sees horrible hungry Kitty with a very full litter box and
37:04
she doesn't even stop to feed the kitty.
37:06
When she gets a escorted out by the cops before she gets a
37:08
chance to do anything. And I.
37:10
Yeah. She's like, she's totally not
37:12
gone. This is just viral marketing.
37:13
Like everybody just needs to get out of here and leave her alone.
37:16
I just wit like, well, if it was a publicity stunt to, I feel
37:20
like she would show up somewhere eventually Hey, you know what I
37:23
mean? Eventually.
37:24
Yeah. Yeah.
37:26
I just, I feel like if we went missing or were murdered,
37:29
hopefully our friends would know to come feed.
37:32
Our pets. Yeah.
37:33
Like that's like they would be like, wow, we're really
37:36
distraught over Travis and Jesse, but let's also go make
37:39
sure that their babies are taken care of because that's what they
37:42
would want. They would figure like our pets
37:44
would figure out a way to like, also, get into the food that we
37:48
have stored around here. I mean they would go full Mortal
37:50
Kombat. Each other.
37:52
Yeah. Probably like I mean they love
37:57
each other but they love each other when they're being
37:59
domestic. Yeah.
38:01
When we're out of the picture, who knows what would happen?
38:05
Yeah so why are wakes up? She is next to a shrine of
38:10
herself The Fanboys there and he's talking about how his
38:15
father was abusive and used to lock him in the basement with
38:18
nothing, but a stack of VHS tapes of Friday the 13th and
38:22
Halloween and he was like, you guys became my family and then I
38:25
would write you letters, but never got an answer and she was
38:30
like, I would have answered you. If I'd gotten a letter, maybe
38:33
she would have maybe she wouldn't have died like she
38:35
probably got it. Yeah, I just feel like I'd like
38:38
a an excuse like, oh, I'm thinking, yeah, I totally would
38:41
have, like, I love it whenever my friends, right me.
38:44
But yeah, the guy sees right through it and like, I don't
38:46
know what happens. I just kind of cuts away.
38:48
Yeah, he just basically says. All right, I'm not going to feed
38:51
you, and you probably also should Post what your biggest
38:53
fear is on the internet, again a thing that never comes back
38:57
later. We see that sweet like in like
39:00
an hour and a half from like this point of the movie and it's
39:03
just like, yeah. This is my biggest fear this
39:05
like why the fuck would you tweet that?
39:07
I guess just like a random thing.
39:09
Okay, next we my biggest fear. Let me just say right now is
39:14
like a very full bank account like you know an unlimited
39:21
grocery budget. Budget.
39:24
So, you know, designer clothing, those, I'm terrified of all of
39:28
those things. So, I am putting here, nobody
39:32
ever does any of those things. You need to tweet that out.
39:35
And then that's what happens. You gotta wait for your movie to
39:38
come out. Okay.
39:40
Okay. And then when like your
39:41
character gets out yet, sweet that.
39:43
And some I will do it. Okay, that's it.
39:45
Okay, I'm gonna do I'm gonna I'll do that.
39:47
Okay, so next we cut to Judy. She's the girl from part for
39:52
that. Got stabbed in the raft.
39:54
She is calling D because she's also getting a bunch of weird
39:57
letters about, you know, normal fan, shh.
39:59
And then there's also like weird pictures and then like decide
40:04
what if you died in real life so he did in your movie.
40:07
We catch, Tracy Savage whose now college professor.
40:10
She's teaching class after class she gets, I am from a fanboy and
40:16
she's like, hmm, cool block. And then she immediately gets a
40:20
text message. She's like what?
40:22
And she looks up at her desk at a photo of her and her husband
40:25
that has been trashed and she apparently didn't notice before.
40:29
And then she opens her desk drawer and there's a bloody
40:31
bikini and she's like, what see? Now this is something that I
40:34
like, because like, it's also like it's playing on parts.
40:37
It's of her character from the first one.
40:39
Like she was giving the lecture before I like someone like, is
40:42
it true that you were in Friday, the 13th movie?
40:44
And then sometimes I do, you have the bikini, you know,
40:46
apparently like I guess that that was the biggest takeaway
40:48
from that character from everybody for some reason.
40:51
But like, it would be cool. Like, just like a little bits
40:54
from their movies. Be incorporated with how they're
40:57
being abducted, or how they're being like killed in this.
41:00
This is the only one that we get.
41:02
Yeah, but she figures out that the blood on the bikini is Is
41:07
not hers or like he's like, who gets you?
41:11
Is somebody who loves ya. Nasralla husband's we find like
41:14
he's been attacked at his house. Yeah.
41:16
Security guards also been killed and then they can deter is just
41:20
grooving and I'm mopping. Yeah.
41:21
And he gets killed and his keys are stolen and she's trying to
41:25
call the police and she's like, you get here.
41:27
Now I'm in this building, this classroom, this guy is breaking
41:31
into my classroom. I can't get out, it's an
41:33
internal room. And then she gets kidnapped.
41:38
Yeah and she gets kidnapped and we got to Canaan Jennifer.
41:42
Yep. They're talking about him being
41:44
turned down for a role because the director was like, I'm a big
41:47
fan of your work for. This is too good for the Kane
41:50
Hodder. This is a weird like yeah.
41:52
It's like talking about being Typecast.
41:53
It's gonna sound like cooler and then she's talking about how she
41:58
is being stuck. She's like yeah, it really sucks
42:01
that you're not getting roles anyway.
42:02
I think I'm going to be murdered Yeah, I'm talking about me.
42:10
So she cussed a little bit later.
42:13
She's at home as she receives a text message with a picture of
42:17
herself currently and she calls him and he's like, I'm on my
42:21
way. Have you called the cops?
42:22
She's like I've done this before.
42:24
Can I ask where the fuck is Kane?
42:26
That in the scene right here, like it just like it's a very
42:29
dramatic shot of him sitting in a car.
42:32
Not driving dark. Nothing going on but he's just
42:35
like, wookie are looking super dramatically just around his I
42:39
have no think it's a call. Like I thought what he was
42:41
supposed to be doing was like staking out side of her house
42:45
just in case something happens, but he's like no I'll be there
42:48
soon. It's just, it's really strange.
42:52
Yeah. So it cuts to the killer
42:56
breaking into her house and you notice that the guy was
43:01
definitely played by Kane. Ha.
43:02
Yes. Well, I think they're trying to
43:04
fake us out because she said that, the guy must have a burner
43:07
phone and it shows that Kane has It's to my phone's.
43:10
Yeah and then they cut to him obviously cane walking into her
43:14
house. Like it's Vic.
43:15
It is the same outfit. He always same boots, same
43:18
boots, it's his gloves like we know it's him and then when we
43:23
head upstairs, the Fanboy is attacking Jennifer and then Cain
43:28
gets the Fanboy. And so they fight for a minute.
43:32
Can get stabbed Jennifer gets hanged, but Kane is able to get
43:37
up and get her. And from the Rope.
43:40
Yeah. And then they go downstairs and
43:42
he's bleeding out slowly and he starts crying and pulling out
43:46
some deep trauma. I like to mention that this
43:49
wasn't scripted, and then they're like, Jesus came like,
43:52
we're going for fun here in this movie.
43:55
Yeah. It's talking about actually
43:57
crying about his dad dying. Yeah, he never said I love you
44:01
and then it's just like, what the fuck is happening here?
44:03
I've got a family. I've got kids.
44:05
I've got a wife. Tell them.
44:06
I love them. I respect him.
44:08
Talking about that. That stuff's openly there also
44:10
it was like what's this is a lot and it didn't help that it was
44:15
encapsulated by Jennifer sobbing and calling him.
44:18
The Best comedian. This whole scene right here is
44:22
just totally all over the place. I love it, though.
44:26
Like I said, I wish the whole movie was like this and then he
44:31
dies. Yeah, porque SE it and they
44:34
clearly had to film their scenes separately from the rest of the
44:37
cast, because They never interact with anyone else.
44:40
This is no, they don't worry either of them.
44:42
They're like because like I guess you kind of do see someone
44:45
like other of the actors in these movies.
44:48
Get killed because, you know, Tiffany from whatever part 5
44:51
gets killed later on. But like yeah, the only one that
44:53
we see on screen. Yeah.
44:54
It's not even connected to the story that we've had going on.
44:57
Yeah, Lars never around anyone else, Tracy's never around
45:00
anymore because to Tina's, in this movie, we've got more.
45:03
Yeah, we got her Tina's. Yeah.
45:05
And I think they both still got the full of age.
45:08
Age of Tina? Yeah, okay.
45:13
So, Ron Sloan who's married to Dean this movie may be in real
45:17
life to we're not entirely sure. He wakes up D and she's like,
45:21
where am I earrings? They're missing in, the she goes
45:23
into the bathroom and her hair has been cut.
45:26
Allah, I Know What You Did Last Summer.
45:28
I was expecting more of. Yeah, I Know What You Did Last
45:30
Summer moment, but it's like a single, like lock of hair was
45:35
smoking. That was still very much an
45:37
homage to know what you did. Summer.
45:39
Because Sarah, Michelle Gellar was still able to get a Flawless
45:43
Bob as a result of that haircut. Like if he'd really wanted to
45:46
fuck her up and get of. Yeah, I know.
45:48
But I was expecting like it was just like such a tiny amount of
45:50
hair. It's just kind of funny.
45:52
Yeah. And she's like having a full
45:53
panic attack on the bathroom and Ron's like.
45:55
All right I'm running to Kroger this guy, their relationship.
46:00
What the fuck is like, it's just so strange.
46:04
So Judy calls D about being in this movie.
46:08
That I was mentioned before the snuffed out or whatever.
46:12
And she was like, the producer really wants you to be a part of
46:15
it, and it's been sent a and apparently they, at least had a
46:19
one-night stand together. That's who's right there, right?
46:23
Okay. This one.
46:24
He looks kind of different and different in every scene.
46:27
Yeah. Because like I thought that this
46:29
was like a different guy that looked like him because he I
46:32
don't know, maybe it was like the shooting schedule of this
46:35
right here. Yeah I was going to say, I
46:36
honestly feel like it was the shooting schedule like he just
46:38
Changed over time as human beings are want to do.
46:41
I noticed the same with Dee Wallace, like you can see subtle
46:44
fluctuations and all of them throughout the movie.
46:46
Yeah. So I'm glad that like because
46:48
like for the longest time I thought it was like a different
46:51
dude. But yeah I'm assuming that like
46:53
with it being so low budget they were just shooting when they
46:56
could so it was probably a very drawn out production schedule.
46:59
Yeah definitely. But like what's even weirder is
47:02
like whenever they wake up, she gives him money.
47:04
She's like throw some money on the bed.
47:06
Five hundred dollars. Yeah, like He's the fucking guy
47:10
making the movie, does she? Like just have him over just to
47:13
pay for sex? I don't know what the fuck is, I
47:15
don't know. I don't know.
47:16
There's an interesting power dynamic between the two of them
47:19
that I wish we'd gotten to explore more.
47:20
Also, she her house or paintings or like pictures.
47:24
She's just as like a bunch of naked, bloody dead women just
47:28
like all over her walls and her house.
47:31
Yeah, it's an interesting aesthetic.
47:33
So Mike Merriman shows up on set and he harasses, Kelsey,
47:38
especially But basically everybody he's like super weird,
47:42
he's like he's really looking forward to that nude scene.
47:45
Let's just and they're talking about how he's like grabbing
47:48
them and then her boyfriend comes in and he's like oh you're
47:51
a lucky man you get to do and they like start like making like
47:54
gestures with his hands with. It's like, you know, like I like
47:56
that. The boyfriend goes stick my
47:58
index finger in the okay sign. Yeah.
48:01
Like he I like I love that method of like approaching
48:05
creepy joke creepy or unfunny jokes like Where you're like, I
48:09
don't get it. What's funny?
48:10
Yeah. And then the person that's
48:11
making the joke has to try and justify it.
48:14
And a lot of times they're just like, it's a, the thing that
48:17
pisses me off at that those like sometimes people, I call you
48:20
just don't get it. Like, no.
48:22
Yeah. You're what you're seeing is
48:23
just really fucking stupid. Yeah, so while she's on set,
48:28
Vincente I hope I'm saying his name right?
48:31
I feel like that's how I heard them.
48:32
Say it and he pops up. He's like, oh what you'd be in
48:35
snuffed out. And she like, yells at him for
48:38
being Exploitative basically. Yeah.
48:41
And then she goes to film her scene and while she's filming
48:44
she pulls a Baldwin and didn't like, manslaughters a person.
48:50
This is like a toy. And I don't mean to like like
48:54
make light of what happened? No, yeah.
48:57
Like this. He grabs the knife.
48:59
And she's like, under the assumption that it's a fake
49:00
knife for the scene and she ends up like stabbing the purse.
49:03
Yeah, real. And like it's a unfortunate
49:07
thing to be watching now, like, Right.
49:09
After all of, this has happened and several failures down the
49:14
chain of not checking. Yeah, props.
49:17
So, this is like a thing in the movie that just happens.
49:22
And then is never brought up again.
49:23
You would think that this would have a lot of weight.
49:25
Yes. Like her character, like things
49:29
that happen, like how things unfold going forward.
49:31
Yeah. Like and I've seen like, the
49:34
camera woman that was killed on the rest set like yeah.
49:38
Like there have been some so many news stories out about her
49:41
and her Ambitions and what she was wanting for her career and
49:44
it just there wasn't proper safety protocols on set and she
49:50
was killed as a result of it, and we don't get any of that
49:54
weight in this movie. We're like.
49:56
But other famous people like, even, like, just like the way
50:01
that it is shots. You like, it happens.
50:03
This like whole segment. Right here is like 15 seconds.
50:06
Yeah. I feel like even like the
50:08
shooting This is me feel real. Like, it was just like, oh,
50:11
cool. We're just filming the scene and
50:13
it isn't until we're in their hotel room there.
50:14
She's like, I killed a woman and we're like, oh yeah, shit.
50:18
That was real, her boyfriends. Like, it's okay.
50:20
You didn't mean to do it. Let's go.
50:22
I'll take you wherever you want to go accident.
50:24
I'll get you whatever you want, baby.
50:26
Just, you know me. Yeah.
50:37
Okay, so now we're at Dee's house with she's blaming herself
50:44
for Deborah's murder. Yeah then we got to Judy who
50:47
likes to take staged photos of murders and then we cut back to
50:52
D and her granddaughter's are visiting.
50:55
She sees somebody outside and Ron's like women, am I right?
51:01
Kelsey, can't sleep. So she wakes up tries to
51:04
research Lar. Ends about Tiffany Helm being
51:08
killed. Then she starts getting
51:10
Anonymous texts, her boyfriend will not wake up.
51:13
She tries to call the cops. The cops don't take her
51:15
seriously. So she decides she's going to
51:17
drive out to these house. Can we like also just say like
51:20
that whole part with d and run, like back at the house when
51:25
they're freaking out. Like I like that is also kind of
51:28
strange. Like, she like points a gun at
51:30
him for a second, but we haven't gotten there yet.
51:33
I thought that that just happened.
51:34
Nope, that's about to happen. Okay, well then, let's talk
51:36
about right now. Yeah, so as she's driving there,
51:39
she calls D and she's like, hey, you need to get into the safe
51:44
place, and they have a gun etcetera, and she's, and then
51:46
their powers cut and she's like, that's weird.
51:49
My power just went out, she's very calm.
51:52
She gets her granddaughter's down into the basement.
51:54
She tries to get it wrong down there and he's like, no, we
51:58
can't do this. And so she like, threatened him
52:00
with a gun and he's like, you would shoot me.
52:02
She's like, if that's what it takes, I'm like.
52:05
I'm so confused by it every year.
52:08
Yeah, so he gets mad and he goes downstairs, and like, takes a
52:12
drip of bourbon and, yes, that into a cup and then like drinks
52:16
it, Just to calm the nerves. Yeah any causes son who comes to
52:21
pick up their kids and she's mad and she's like I can't believe
52:25
you caught but like honestly, even if you think that a killers
52:28
there, wouldn't you want your granddaughters doing what?
52:30
Didn't she also shoot at Kelsey to when she pulls up.
52:33
Yeah, like these like fucking unhinged here.
52:36
I can understand being like, you know, on high alert when there's
52:39
somebody out there but like you're pointing guns at your
52:41
family members and shooting at the first person you see outside
52:44
like it's strange. Yeah.
52:47
So so Kelsey is going to stay there for a little bit.
52:51
There's a gift box. Left out front.
52:53
It has a bunch of roses and I request for an autograph plus
52:58
there are photos of D and she's freaking out so they call the
53:05
cops and the cops are not as dismissive of her as they've
53:10
been the literally everyone else, but they're also like,
53:13
hey, nothing. We can do keep your doors
53:16
locked. Which that's a sentiment I
53:20
relate to because, when my apartment got fucking broken
53:23
into in college, the cops are just like, do you have a gun for
53:27
me? And my roommate were like, we
53:28
can barely afford food. No, we don't have a gun.
53:31
Yeah, that's like a stupid. Yeah, it was just it was not
53:36
helpful who's a good but I guess.
53:37
Yeah, I mean, your stuffs here cool guy but to his credit Ron
53:45
realizes, they're of his ways and he's groveling a bit and
53:49
saying I'm sorry, I didn't believe you that won't happen
53:50
again. Chris shows up, doesn't get
53:56
punished to this time, good for him.
53:58
But he does have a bandage on his hand, which is unfortunate
54:01
because Tracy stabbed the Fanboy and the Hand earlier.
54:04
Earlier only we, as the audience know that I feel like it's
54:07
painfully obvious that he's not the killer because you trying so
54:11
hard to be yapping that he is. Yeah, it is not only that but
54:14
they're like, you know, kind of talking and drinking wine and
54:16
then D trips over the mask of the Fanboy, and it's the exact
54:20
same mask again. He's wanting her to sign it.
54:23
He also said, by the way, you were my first crush whenever he
54:25
meets her like. Yeah.
54:26
First words out of his mouth. Yeah, they're just like trying.
54:28
They're trying so hard to lay that groundwork there and it's
54:31
just like, it's so easy to read that.
54:33
This guy's not. Kill Order.
54:37
So yeah, she's she's freaked out.
54:39
She goes to bed and she wakes up and there's a laptop on her
54:42
nightstand, but the video of the night Deborah was murdered.
54:47
And then she rolls over and Ron has been killed.
54:50
And this is really fucked up of me but she starts trying to do
54:53
CPR and there was a part of me because he was stabbed in the
54:55
neck like I just wish like yeah blood pump out whenever she
55:01
pumps his chest. Again, that's the absurdity That
55:05
I Want from this movie. I feel like that would have
55:08
happened in Canaan Jennifer's seen that.
55:10
Yeah. Like, I feel like this movie
55:12
needed to lean into that type of fun right here.
55:16
But when the police come and they see the video, when they
55:19
zoom in on it. So it shows D in there.
55:22
Very clearly edited in. I know, they don't take any time
55:26
to like, question of the like, get absolutely.
55:28
Did it murder? Because it will make you kill.
55:31
You kill my grandmother. How could you do this?
55:32
And it's just Then she she's so fucking galba.
55:37
Like all you needed was like somebody overlaid on a video
55:40
like yep. That's the killer.
55:41
All right however Kelsey does take three breaths and decides
55:48
to re-watch the video and she's like oh yeah this is clearly
55:51
edited and when she shows the defect of the text was like yeah
55:54
that makes sense. And at the same time Mike was
55:56
arrested for being in the woods outside of Dee's house with a
55:59
bloody mask and machete and the blood was human blood which were
56:04
Guard 'less of murder was involved or not is creepy.
56:07
Yeah. And even his reason he's like I
56:08
just wanted to meet D. I'm such a big fan.
56:10
Like what that still stalker, Behavior?
56:13
I think he actually killed somebody out there.
56:16
Well, the blood is from his very alive, friend isolator like so I
56:20
do, he probably still kills somebody out there that guys,
56:23
fucking unhinged. Yeah, so after the funeral
56:27
Kelsey, staying at the house with the hazard CJ and Judy.
56:35
They're going to help her, you know, pack some stuff up.
56:38
So we shouldn't have to do it all by yourself and they're just
56:41
generally being good friends and he's getting texts from Tracy.
56:45
Even though we know, she's been abducted, she's in town, she
56:48
rented the cabin next door, and they want to get dinner or
56:52
breakfast or whatever the next day.
56:53
And then we get a card that says, one day, we did it.
56:59
We did it that. Yeah.
57:00
Right. Are we fucking stupid?
57:02
Do we need to be told that? It's the next day.
57:05
Like, they're like, time has traveled.
57:07
So many times in this movie. Like, at one point after a water
57:11
park Lincoln, I have to like, process that in my head to say,
57:15
I whenever she's like been like when she was abducted, he's like
57:18
it's been three days like this. It's been three days since this
57:20
should happen and here it's like, 1 day later.
57:23
God damn it. Okay.
57:25
Time is just moving. So strangely.
57:27
Yeah, so that's D because like it's just like and Kelsey are
57:33
out walking in the woods. At night.
57:35
CJ's. Just kind of hanging like
57:37
watching TV and then just reading a book reading a book,
57:40
whatever. Same thing, it's not, he's
57:43
chilling. And then we get Judy, she's
57:46
taking a bath. Yes.
57:48
So like this is so clearly setting up the finale.
57:52
I'm okay with it. Final Act, I'm okay with it.
57:56
So Dee has a voice mail from the detective saying that they had
58:01
to let Mike merryman go because he was in fact not the murderer.
58:05
At least, they don't have the evidence that he was, so as
58:09
they're at and that cops would be coming to check in on her,
58:13
except the cops are murdered as we see.
58:16
So then they also get anonymous text messages, so they start to
58:20
run deal, Falls and rolls down the hill and into a tree at a
58:25
very incredible speed. She's hurt.
58:31
What's her name, Kelsey? Kelsey.
58:33
Thank you. She calls 911.
58:36
But the Fanboys, right there. So it's kind of too late.
58:39
So they fight for a little bit, CJ hears, the commotion.
58:42
He runs out Vincent, a takes off the mask.
58:47
It's him. He's it's just like, okay, we've
58:51
gone full meta cuz he is the director of The Fan movie.
58:56
Yeah. So him and CJ fight, see Today
59:00
does not play by any official rules because he both fishhooks
59:04
Vincent A and B him, which I'm pretty sure both moves that are
59:10
not allowed. Yeah, and then he's about to get
59:14
killed, but then all of a sudden, Judy shows up with the
59:16
gun and shoots him. Now, I will say the look on his
59:19
face. The shock is nice in like five
59:23
minutes when we find out that their Partners.
59:25
Oh, yeah. Because like, At first, you're
59:27
just like, oh, he's shocked, because he didn't think he would
59:29
I'd actually get killed but it's his partner that he killed him.
59:34
So one week later Kelsey is leaving and Judy is going to
59:37
stay with d but as we know Judy is the second killer which why
59:42
didn't anybody say anything? Because when they were talking
59:44
about the video being edited there like they superimpose D on
59:47
top of the second killer so there and killer and they're
59:52
like, okay, cool. Guess we're going to forget
59:54
about that detail was never established beforehand that they
59:57
were two people. Yeah.
59:59
And then like here, We don't know that Judy's done anything,
1:00:01
like, we just think that was the only guy that I liked her and D
1:00:05
have some wine. And they're going to watch a
1:00:06
movie. Yeah.
1:00:07
Judy's like it's my directorial debut but I want you to be in a
1:00:11
part in it because it's not complete yet.
1:00:14
And then she's like, by the way I've drugged you you can't move,
1:00:20
but you can feel and think so she shows her snuffed out.
1:00:27
And the same, she's showing is Tracy being Quizzed on the
1:00:30
Friday the 13th franchise. Fun fact, Judy says that her
1:00:33
favorite in the franchise is part 7, and I just think part 7
1:00:37
needs all the love and representation can get.
1:00:41
Yeah, yeah, it's okay. So Judy's motivation is that
1:00:48
she's pissed that D gets all the long lines shoes.
1:00:51
Like I was an important part in the franchise and you believe
1:00:56
me, she's not even in it. Yeah, which is weird like, Yo,
1:01:00
she's just like she has all kinds of other big movies under
1:01:03
her belt like Cujo and Hallie. Yeah, like I will say she's been
1:01:09
at a few conventions, we've been to she does have hella long
1:01:12
lines. Yeah, but part of it is also
1:01:16
like those like really big names but also the people that end up
1:01:21
having a reputation for being super fun to talk to and her
1:01:25
reputation precedes her at conventions.
1:01:27
And I'm not saying that like, Judy errands, Sin isn't also a
1:01:30
delight. I'm just choose.
1:01:32
I don't, I remember her line being pretty decently long to it
1:01:36
was okay. I mean, it's not it not at the
1:01:38
Wallace. Level thing is, when you get to
1:01:40
like these, like, you're like a character in like a very large
1:01:44
franchise like Friday the 13th like it's an each type of wine.
1:01:47
Like if you don't have a lot of other horror credits.
1:01:50
Yeah, like if you were just like like we had like fucking Chuck
1:01:53
from Friday. The 13th Part 3, we loved it and
1:01:56
we got to him immediately. He did not, I saw like he had
1:01:59
frequently Like guests as stable, but he didn't have
1:02:02
lines. Yeah, so it's just the People
1:02:04
Like Us, like, fucking truck. Thank you for being here.
1:02:07
We love you. We have all button designated
1:02:09
to. Yeah, our dog thinks about you
1:02:11
when she poops. Yeah, he loved by the way.
1:02:14
Yes, he liked. He thought it was a great story.
1:02:16
Our box set out there. Yeah, heavy shit, man.
1:02:19
Yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm saying, like,
1:02:21
yeah. But yeah, she's she's jealous.
1:02:26
Luckily, Kelsey Smart City. She's like, oh, yeah, bracelet.
1:02:31
I should driving. She remembers the video, like,
1:02:34
whenever Julie was showing them, the video of, like, water park
1:02:37
being abducted. And there's all.
1:02:39
Yeah, she has that bracelet and a bracelet superimpose in the
1:02:42
video too. Yeah.
1:02:43
So she runs in and tackles Judy and stabs her.
1:02:46
And that's the end, that's the end of the movie and then we
1:02:50
actually have an after credits and it's a blooper which I kind
1:02:53
of appreciate. I wish there were more bloopers,
1:02:55
it was a fun blooper. As it was, it was Tracy Savage,
1:03:00
kind of like faking them out after her death in the she
1:03:04
kisses. Mm, are yeah.
1:03:06
Like he like them out. Yeah.
1:03:08
Like she's supposed to be dead and like he's just she's because
1:03:11
it's funny. Yeah, okay that's it.
1:03:14
That's the fucking movie. I used to okay I'm still going
1:03:18
to keep it out of 5. Yeah but I'm more ReSound in MI5
1:03:21
and it's because it's got some parts of this that I really do.
1:03:24
Like I think it's definitely one of those that it needed maybe an
1:03:30
additional set of hands looking at it.
1:03:34
Maybe, you know, some assistance editing, things making it flow a
1:03:38
little bit more and I wish that it had.
1:03:42
I wish that I was a little bit more lighthearted in other
1:03:44
places. Yeah, me too.
1:03:46
To. I wish I had more fun.
1:03:48
Yeah, I'm keeping mine. A 3 also.
1:03:50
Okay, it just is a premise that I think like I don't really
1:03:55
feel, I guess you could make like a serious movie out of
1:03:58
this. But really, with like this right
1:04:00
here, I feel like it would be more beneficial for you to have
1:04:03
fun with it. Yeah.
1:04:05
And like they're just like only cane and I can't remember her
1:04:10
name. Jennifer Jennifer, yeah.
1:04:12
They had fun with errors and then everybody else like kind of
1:04:15
took a Super8. It's kind of all over the place
1:04:17
is movies. Like I think it needed like a
1:04:18
coherent Vision. Yeah.
1:04:20
And it doesn't have that. I will say the only part Talia
1:04:23
was really activated during was during cane and Jennifer.
1:04:28
See and she got her sleep Mohawk.
1:04:30
Yeah. She's a kid instead.
1:04:31
Yeah this is like a sad scene. Yeah.
1:04:35
Okay. Who did you relate to?
1:04:38
Who did I relate to? Hmm, I really ought to the
1:04:42
people in the lines at the convention.
1:04:44
Yeah. I got it.
1:04:53
I don't know anybody else. I guess.
1:05:00
I don't fucking know, dude. Nobody I'm really to anybody.
1:05:05
Okay? Well I do have a dream sequel.
1:05:07
Okay? We're going to get super Metal
1:05:10
with it and somebody has heard the story of this and wants to
1:05:14
create a movie out of the events.
1:05:17
So, super meta. Wait, the movie of 13 Fanboy out
1:05:22
of the events. Yes.
1:05:24
Wow, this is hurting my head, I know.
1:05:27
But I think it would be fun. So there's a great 13.
1:05:29
Fanboy has the biggest fan ever and they want to make No, no,
1:05:33
no. So say the moon in the Canon of
1:05:36
the movie. Everything that happened was
1:05:38
real life. Okay.
1:05:40
And it's such a sensational news story that somebody's like,
1:05:44
okay, we have to make a movie based off of these events, okay?
1:05:49
And then you kind of cast some of the people from, okay, okay.
1:05:52
I could see that and then they all start dying off.
1:05:55
Oh yeah. Okay, that kind of sounds like,
1:05:58
one of the Halloween movies like that almost happened.
1:06:02
Where? Oh, yeah.
1:06:03
Yeah, they had. They were going to be shooting a
1:06:05
Halloween film and then like the actors were going to be getting
1:06:07
killed, which is also just like fucking New Nightmare.
1:06:10
So Scream, 3 also Scream 3. So it's been done before, but
1:06:13
yeah, sure, you could do. That would be fun.
1:06:15
Okay, so we already established that Scouts favorite part is not
1:06:20
the fact that the dog is also named Scout.
1:06:23
I love that. There are a lot of pets in this
1:06:25
movie. I feel like the kids Kids.
1:06:27
Like I feel like that was probably Dee Wallace as actual
1:06:30
grandchildren and their I can our dog please be in the scene
1:06:33
to and the guy was like, yes, can I please be in the scene to
1:06:36
do you all? This is like.
1:06:36
Yep. And then Deborah's like well I
1:06:38
don't know and do all this is like Scouts in the scene or I
1:06:42
walk youngest kid, definitely like looked at the camera like
1:06:46
made eye contact with the camera several times.
1:06:50
Okay. So what's Scouts favorite part
1:06:52
of the movie Scouts favorite? Part was I think she was looking
1:06:57
for true horror in this moment and it was whenever they cuts to
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a water park, Lincoln's house and the cats aren't being fed
1:07:04
because to her that's like a horror movie.
1:07:06
And it could have stopped right there, credits.
1:07:08
Roll. And I think she would have
1:07:10
related to it. No, obviously, Scouts favorite
1:07:15
part is the fact that none of the actors are called by their
1:07:19
real names. Because she relates to that on a
1:07:22
real level. Visitors may be scooter.
1:07:25
Scooty puff June Junior. Yeah, we just scooty.
1:07:31
We've completely. So calling ugly little, baby.
1:07:34
They don't have real names and I think my co-workers think so.
1:07:37
He's actual name is you peek at because that is, I exclusively
1:07:42
refer to her as you peek at it. Work.
1:07:45
You know what? You're right, okay.
1:07:50
So let's see. I have reviews, obviously you.
1:07:54
So the titular question 2. You are not to be for me.
1:07:59
This is going to be, even though I didn't really enjoy it, I
1:08:02
still think I would recommend other people who are like fans
1:08:06
of Friday, the 13th, give it a shot.
1:08:08
Yes, I say to be with the asterisk.
1:08:13
If you are a Friday, the 13th franchise fan, not just like I
1:08:19
casually watched a couple of them, but like if you've walked
1:08:21
all the way through it and you've debated with other people
1:08:25
about which later, These entries are good and which are garbage.
1:08:29
Then I feel like this movie will cater to you at least in some
1:08:33
parts and that's the thing too. I was really excited for this
1:08:36
doll so like to relate to the convention aspect of this
1:08:39
because I thought that that was going to play like a big part of
1:08:41
it and like we got it for a second.
1:08:43
I was like, yeah. Okay this is cool.
1:08:44
But then it's like only five minutes and I'm like yeah which
1:08:48
I cannot imagine that trying to shoot in that setting would be a
1:08:52
nightmare for the you have to do it at the actual convention.
1:08:54
Just like stage. You just need like a With like a
1:08:57
tablecloth and then like your banner that you always bring
1:09:00
with you it was clearly shot and actually convention happen.
1:09:03
Yeah, it was definitely but still like it.
1:09:06
You can make those easily. It was definitely the Friday or
1:09:09
the Sunday because they wouldn't have been able to get the
1:09:11
cameras in on the Saturday but it was yeah, he, he he so yeah.
1:09:16
It's a to be from. Yeah, yeah, to be, if you're big
1:09:20
into the franchise, I think maybe not to be if you're more
1:09:24
of a casual fan just because it's Not going to be.
1:09:28
It's not going to do much for you.
1:09:30
I think if you have no connection to the Friday, the
1:09:32
13th series, then you probably want to stay away from this
1:09:35
movie. Yeah, I just I think it has a
1:09:39
lot of room to improve. Yeah, I guess I like, I don't
1:09:45
think it's the worst movie we've ever seen.
1:09:47
I don't want to be like too harsh on it.
1:09:49
It's not, it's definitely not porous.
1:09:50
Like, I mean, even then like the just the premise alone of like a
1:09:53
crazed fan killing people that like start in like a franchise.
1:09:57
Like even if you're not familiar with the franchise that could
1:10:00
still be an interesting premise for a movie.
1:10:02
Really did have a lot of fun with a lot of parts of it.
1:10:04
It was just the overall thing was a little bit disjointed for
1:10:07
me. And again, I think That really,
1:10:09
what spoke to me about it was, you know, all of the like, The
1:10:13
Insider commentary. Yeah.
1:10:15
Like it was like, this is for you.
1:10:17
This is a love letter, should have had more Kane.
1:10:20
I agree. I agree.
1:10:22
Like he's like the biggest star of the franchise and he although
1:10:24
I am glad CJ G if we weren't going to have canes or out the
1:10:29
rest of the movie, I'm glad it was DJ G to just cool to.
1:10:32
Yeah. Okay, so, all right, well, I
1:10:37
think that's it for this. This one.
1:10:39
I think so. Check in on Thursday, for
1:10:43
Frozen. Frozen Frozen.
1:10:45
Yeah. I feel like, yeah.
1:10:51
I'm getting sick of making a joke.
1:10:53
I've made it like, twice. Now it's over.
1:10:56
We need to let it go. Okay.
1:10:57
But we have more Kane Hodder. Oh my God.
1:11:00
You just made a fucking see. I would have even caught that if
1:11:05
you weren't having a big assist. Yeah, okay, good.
1:11:10
That's it's retired there. Okay, we're done with it now.
1:11:13
We're talking about it at all next episode, okay, okay.
1:11:18
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