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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: Ridiculous Historians. As always, thank you for tuning in today's
- 0:33Speaker 1: Today's episode has one of my favorite descriptions of someone's profession. Spoiler, Hi,
- 0:39Speaker 1: I'm Ben, Hey Ben, I'm no. Are you talking about
- 0:41Speaker 1: Donald Crowhurst being British? I am talking about Donald Crowhurst
- 0:47Speaker 1: being being British. He is an iconic person similar of
- 0:52Speaker 1: course in some ways, at least just through their iconicism.
- 0:57Speaker 1: To our super producer, Casey Pegram, You're right, Noal, Donald
- 1:02Speaker 1: Crowhurst the protagonist of one of the weirdest stories of
- 1:07Speaker 1: his day back in the late sixties. Here's the description
- 1:11Speaker 1: I like about him. So he is, as he said, British. Right.
- 1:14Speaker 1: He was in uh in The Guardian, which is itself
- 1:19Speaker 1: a British publication, and uh, like many British publications, it's
- 1:23Speaker 1: famous for it's it's kind of subdued snarkiness. They some
- 1:28Speaker 1: Donald Crewehurst up this way. They say he is occasionally
- 1:32Speaker 1: described as a businessman. Okay, I was talking about the
- 1:35Speaker 1: second part of that quote, but that is the more stark.
- 1:37Speaker 1: But you're right, it's so subdued that it almost takes
- 1:40Speaker 1: you a double take. To kind of figure out which
- 1:42Speaker 1: part is a diss The second part, UH struck me
- 1:45Speaker 1: as a bit of a of a low key dis
- 1:47Speaker 1: as well. Um Donald Crowhurst was British but really an
- 1:52Speaker 1: orphan of the Empire. Uh. And this notion came from
- 1:55Speaker 1: the fact that he was actually born in India when
- 1:59Speaker 1: it was under the rule of the British raj in
- 2:02Speaker 1: nineteen thirty two, and his father was a superintendent of
- 2:07Speaker 1: the railways. UM. So he kind of grew up in
- 2:10Speaker 1: that very interesting and very problematic time in British history
- 2:15Speaker 1: in terms of the way people who were born in
- 2:18Speaker 1: India were treated, um natives, you know, Indian people, um.
- 2:23Speaker 1: And also the bureaucracy and the kind of rapaciousness of
- 2:28Speaker 1: the way the British Empire treated India as a surrogate
- 2:32Speaker 1: and as basically just another place to you know, strip
- 2:35Speaker 1: riches from um come hell or high water. It was
- 2:39Speaker 1: considered the crown of the British Empire, and terrible, terrible
- 2:43Speaker 1: things occurred there that are are the UK's fault. Before
- 2:48Speaker 1: we go on, I gotta mention, I don't know, uh,
- 2:51Speaker 1: casey Nola, I don't know whether this ever happens to
- 2:53Speaker 1: you or you listening along with this ridiculous historians. But yeah,
- 2:57Speaker 1: you get songs stuck in your head sometimes, right, Oh yeah, yeah,
- 3:00Speaker 1: And I think you have one stuck in your head
- 3:02Speaker 1: right now. Huh, I'll give We'll pass it on to
- 3:05Speaker 1: the crowd getting jiggy with it by Will Smith. Let
- 3:07Speaker 1: us know what that sample is. We think it's probably
- 3:10Speaker 1: a Stevie Wonder song. And uh. Sometimes in addition to songs,
- 3:14Speaker 1: I get words or phrases stuck in my head. And
- 3:17Speaker 1: bungalow has been in my head for for a lot
- 3:21Speaker 1: of this week. Interesting, you know, I've had a very
- 3:23Speaker 1: similar sort of you could say, sister words stuck in
- 3:26Speaker 1: my head for the last few weeks. Chalet, okay, I
- 3:29Speaker 1: like it. So Bungalow, oddly enough comes from Hindi and
- 3:36Speaker 1: it comes it's a type of cottage that was built
- 3:38Speaker 1: for early European settlers slash invaders and Bengal India. So
- 3:44Speaker 1: did Crowhurst live in a bungalow? I don't know. I'm
- 3:47Speaker 1: just looking for excuses to say bungalow on air. Anyway, Bungalow, Bungalow, bungalow.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Back to Crowhurst, So India declared a dependence and the
- 3:56Speaker 1: family was able to take some of what they had
- 3:58Speaker 1: saved and scrimped together because they weren't wealthy. They weren't, No,
- 4:02Speaker 1: they weren't. Again he was. He was a bureaucrat, but
- 4:04Speaker 1: not like a high level one, right, Um. He was
- 4:07Speaker 1: a superintendent, which would essentially be like a supervisor, like
- 4:11Speaker 1: a mid management kind of position, wouldn't you say them? Yeah,
- 4:14Speaker 1: maybe a little higher than that, but still in the
- 4:16Speaker 1: grand scheme of British bureaucracy, but a cog in the machine.
- 4:20Speaker 1: They weren't nobility, and usually to have a very high
- 4:24Speaker 1: level position in the way that that society functioned, you
- 4:27Speaker 1: would have been nobility one thousand percent. So they took
- 4:30Speaker 1: those meager savings and they hooked it back to England. Um.
- 4:34Speaker 1: But they were not greeted with with the particularly warm
- 4:38Speaker 1: welcome when they got to Reading, in particular in the
- 4:41Speaker 1: suburbs of Reading. We have to remember that London is
- 4:44Speaker 1: a sprawling metropolis um with all kinds of suburban areas
- 4:49Speaker 1: and different townships and and villages and entire cities within
- 4:53Speaker 1: cities essentially, so they had kind of a route awakening. Uh.
- 4:58Speaker 1: They were they were expecting to home to some kind
- 5:00Speaker 1: of more peaceful, idyllic existence in in there what would
- 5:05Speaker 1: essentially be considered their home country. But the climate was terrible.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Um money was was very hard to come by, and
- 5:14Speaker 1: uh Crowhurst, the father, UH senior pretty quickly just dropped
- 5:20Speaker 1: dead of a heart attack. Really almost like a Torments
- 5:24Speaker 1: of the Damned kind of situation for young Crowhurst. And
- 5:27Speaker 1: it's a it's a huge change for his father, you know,
- 5:31Speaker 1: to move from India to this completely different place, which
- 5:35Speaker 1: may have seemed unfamiliar or strange because he had spent
- 5:39Speaker 1: so much time in India. So it turns out that
- 5:42Speaker 1: Charles Dickens, while he wrote fiction, was based in it
- 5:46Speaker 1: on some fairly common situations in the United Kingdom. In Britain,
- 5:51Speaker 1: uh Donald had to leave school early, just like a
- 5:54Speaker 1: Dickens character and get a job, so he became an
- 5:57Speaker 1: apprentice at the r a E. The Royal Aircraft Establishment.
- 6:02Speaker 1: He was broke, he was ambitious. He was like eminem
- 6:06Speaker 1: in the beginning of eight Mile or like Alexander Hamilton's
- 6:09Speaker 1: in the beginning to Hamilton's he said, I'm gonna make
- 6:11Speaker 1: something to myself. I'm gonna do better. I will not
- 6:14Speaker 1: accept this life that has been thrust upon me and
- 6:17Speaker 1: so he uh he gets a commission for Royal Air Force,
- 6:22Speaker 1: goes to the army. But then he goes out and
- 6:25Speaker 1: the parties, I imagine, some drinks were had and uh
- 6:30Speaker 1: he steals a car and he asked to resign. I
- 6:33Speaker 1: mean he had to get home somehow. Yeah, that's true. Um.
- 6:36Speaker 1: He he got he got pinched for it and had
- 6:39Speaker 1: to appear before the magistrates there in reading. Um. And
- 6:42Speaker 1: he you know, it didn't totally derail his life, but
- 6:45Speaker 1: it certainly was was a black mark on his record. Um,
- 6:49Speaker 1: and his carefree days were were to be put behind him. Um.
- 6:54Speaker 1: He did grow up a bit. Uh. He married um
- 6:58Speaker 1: shortly after, a lovely lay by the name of Claire Leary,
- 7:02Speaker 1: who was a Protestant Um from kill Arnie, uh in Ireland.
- 7:08Speaker 1: She was an Anglo Irish Protestant Um. And uh that
- 7:13Speaker 1: is where he actually started his own business, a small
- 7:18Speaker 1: computer business. What's that the computers? Electron utilization limited utilization.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Excuse me, but it's spelled were wouldn't there be a Z?
- 7:29Speaker 1: It spelled the British way. Ah, there you go, Ben,
- 7:31Speaker 1: there you go, Electron Utilization Ltd. And Uh. He basically
- 7:39Speaker 1: invented a computer. He invented a lot of stuff right,
- 7:43Speaker 1: but because he was he was one of those guys
- 7:46Speaker 1: who's always messing around with something in his workshop. He
- 7:50Speaker 1: created a radio direction finding device called the Navigator with
- 7:56Speaker 1: a C and now it's according to the Guardian, it's
- 8:00Speaker 1: pretty common for a lot of weekend sailors. And he
- 8:03Speaker 1: thought this would make his fortune and that he and
- 8:06Speaker 1: Claire would you know, be living the high life, never
- 8:09Speaker 1: have to work again. But that money didn't come as
- 8:12Speaker 1: as quickly as he had hoped, and so it came
- 8:15Speaker 1: to pass that when the Sunday Times announced their Golden
- 8:18Speaker 1: Globe race with five thousand pounds as the as the prize,
- 8:24Speaker 1: that's about sixty five thousand pounds today. Uh. He thought Crowhurst,
- 8:29Speaker 1: that is, thought this would be the perfect way to
- 8:32Speaker 1: stave off bankruptcy, at least until the sales of his
- 8:37Speaker 1: Navigator took off. I think his first problems with the name,
- 8:41Speaker 1: because I'm gonna hear me every time I hear you
- 8:42Speaker 1: say navigator, I want to correct you and say it's
- 8:45Speaker 1: pronounced navigator, Ben or whomever. I feel like people pronouncing
- 8:49Speaker 1: it this way would be would be you know, immediately
- 8:52Speaker 1: not taken seriously. Uh, but it was a clever invention
- 8:56Speaker 1: and very ahead of its time. But perhaps the need
- 8:59Speaker 1: wasn't there, or the demand wasn't quite there, or the
- 9:01Speaker 1: marketing was lacking. Right. So the Golden Globe Race, which
- 9:08Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the Golden Globe Awards so
- 9:12Speaker 1: far as we know, does have does have some backgrounds.
- 9:15Speaker 1: So it's around the world yacht race. And in nineteen
- 9:19Speaker 1: sixty seven, the year before this, this race began, a
- 9:23Speaker 1: guy named Francis Chichester. What do you think, No, Chichester,
- 9:29Speaker 1: chi Chi Chichester, Chichester, Chichester, che Chester. Uh, this guy, Francis,
- 9:36Speaker 1: will call on Francis. He had sailed his boat problematically
- 9:40Speaker 1: named the Gypsy Moth with an eye and DEPLOYA gypsy
- 9:43Speaker 1: moth is a real is a real moth? Yeah? Yeah,
- 9:46Speaker 1: well it is. It spelled g I P S Y.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I don't know, we're not supposed to say gypsy anyway. Well,
- 9:52Speaker 1: but it's I think it's a species of moth. Though, yeah,
- 9:55Speaker 1: I believe you. I just don't think you know, there's
- 9:57Speaker 1: probably a better name for it at this point. Oh
- 9:59Speaker 1: and it's it. Hold on. Now, the main thing that
- 10:02Speaker 1: comes up is the name of that ship and spell
- 10:04Speaker 1: with the g I uh, the the you're right, then
- 10:06Speaker 1: you're right. The actual moth, which is a species of
- 10:11Speaker 1: Lymntrea dis bar is pronounced or spelled g y p
- 10:15Speaker 1: s y. So when you spell it with that I,
- 10:18Speaker 1: that makes it not nice. Well it's not nice either way. Yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 1: but you know, if at least at least one of
- 10:24Speaker 1: them is a science Oh yeah, yeah, I see what
- 10:27Speaker 1: you're saying. But so when this guy Francis, when he
- 10:31Speaker 1: has sailed into ployment, there's a media frenzy. Everybody welcomes him,
- 10:36Speaker 1: the Queen knights him. Uh. And the idea is that,
- 10:41Speaker 1: you know, think about you know, late nineteen sixties. The
- 10:43Speaker 1: idea is that sure, people cross the pond in the
- 10:46Speaker 1: US might be exploring space, but here on Earth, the
- 10:50Speaker 1: British are still ruling the waves, empire or no. And
- 10:55Speaker 1: so of course the media says like, okay, we have this,
- 10:58Speaker 1: we can understand when there's a trend here, there's an opportunity.
- 11:03Speaker 1: And Francis's book about his journey the Lonely Sea and
- 11:07Speaker 1: the Sky becomes a best seller. And so it comes
- 11:09Speaker 1: to pass that during spring of n the Sunday Times
- 11:14Speaker 1: launches their own challenge in direct competition with the observers
- 11:18Speaker 1: existing Transatlantic race and the Sunday Times challenge is called
- 11:23Speaker 1: the Golden Globe around the World Yacht Race. So this
- 11:28Speaker 1: was supposed to be a place with a race with
- 11:31Speaker 1: even higher stakes. Right, because Francis had kind of broken
- 11:36Speaker 1: his journey down in Australia and around the world, most
- 11:39Speaker 1: people believed that a solo voter, a solo yachtsman, could
- 11:46Speaker 1: not deal with all the problems you would face sailing
- 11:49Speaker 1: by yourself for months and months on anti. That's right,
- 11:51Speaker 1: you need a team. There's a lot of mechanics that
- 11:53Speaker 1: go into sailing, right. You gotta tie the jib and
- 11:57Speaker 1: hoist the the main and and and all. Then the rudder.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Someone has to man the rudder. You know who who's
- 12:03Speaker 1: demand the rudder if you're if you're tying the jib
- 12:06Speaker 1: or the boom or what have you. I'm making up
- 12:08Speaker 1: all these terms, but uh, it really does. I can
- 12:11Speaker 1: say for a fact that it is very helpful to
- 12:13Speaker 1: have two individuals at the very least because there are
- 12:17Speaker 1: separate locations for different very key parts of the sailing situation,
- 12:22Speaker 1: especially if it's a yacht, which I think by the
- 12:24Speaker 1: very nature, would be larger than just a small sailboat, right,
- 12:28Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's sort of the the idea here. Yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 1: it's it's a tough proposition, you know. However, again, the
- 12:36Speaker 1: national mood was so bullish on this that nine sailors
- 12:40Speaker 1: actually did step forward to compete for these prizes. The
- 12:45Speaker 1: deal was this, they could set off any time before
- 12:48Speaker 1: October thirty one and the first person home would take
- 12:52Speaker 1: the honors a golden globe, while the fastest one would
- 12:57Speaker 1: also get five thousand pounds. So the competitors are are
- 13:03Speaker 1: all pretty much except for Donald, they're all pretty much
- 13:07Speaker 1: well known in the in the yachting world. There are
- 13:10Speaker 1: people like Transatlantic Oarsbon Chay Blythe and John Ridgeway, and
- 13:16Speaker 1: there's some veteran French sailors. There's next Merchant Seaman. It's
- 13:21Speaker 1: a well known Italian sailor to former naval officers. And then,
- 13:25Speaker 1: of course one of the latest entries was this uh
- 13:31Speaker 1: little known electronics engineer from the West Country, Donald Crowhurst. Yeah,
- 13:37Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't really seen as a contender as
- 13:41Speaker 1: whomever originally said that line in a film at some
- 13:43Speaker 1: point in history about boxing might have said, Um, he was,
- 13:47Speaker 1: you know, this kind of young, upstart, very driven, something
- 13:52Speaker 1: seen as something of a romantic in search of making
- 13:55Speaker 1: his name. Uh and perhaps his nut because he, as
- 13:59Speaker 1: as you know, was really out out for for cash.
- 14:01Speaker 1: He needed to save himself from bankruptcy because of his
- 14:05Speaker 1: ill fated attempts at the Navigator, right the na remember
- 14:09Speaker 1: that movie Flight of the Navigator. No, I remember Fly
- 14:13Speaker 1: of the Navigator. That's how it's pronounced. I'm sorry, I'm
- 14:15Speaker 1: getting confused. Uh. Crowhurst had to kind of con his
- 14:18Speaker 1: way into into the into the competition. He was able
- 14:22Speaker 1: to persuade a local dealer, a caravan dealer, which I
- 14:26Speaker 1: believe is sort of like like it's like an RV,
- 14:28Speaker 1: that's right. Um. He was able to convince him to
- 14:32Speaker 1: sponsor his entry, a guy by the name of Stanley Best,
- 14:34Speaker 1: who also happened to be quite wealthy. Um, and he
- 14:38Speaker 1: commissioned a boat for him. A Norfolk boatyard built him
- 14:44Speaker 1: a Trymran, not to be confused with a catamaran, which
- 14:48Speaker 1: is more than try What his cat like? Four? What's
- 14:51Speaker 1: the catamaran? Is that the one with the two two
- 14:53Speaker 1: pieces like it's like two boats side by side connected
- 14:56Speaker 1: in the middle with like a platform. I think that's
- 14:58Speaker 1: what I think. So like, uh, like the is that what? Yeah,
- 15:01Speaker 1: it's kind of like what Kevin Costner had. No, No,
- 15:04Speaker 1: catamaran is too. Oh, trimer And is three and a
- 15:07Speaker 1: trimaran is three. And I'm trying to think of, you know,
- 15:09Speaker 1: my favorite part of water World, the Kevin costume vehicle,
- 15:12Speaker 1: which I know casey Adores is uh is the trimar
- 15:16Speaker 1: Ran boat that the the unnamed mutant drives. It just
- 15:21Speaker 1: looks so awesome. I want to live on the sea
- 15:23Speaker 1: in a trimaran. So once again, though, this really does
- 15:26Speaker 1: show I mean this, this does elevate it beyond just
- 15:28Speaker 1: a sailing boat. Right. This is uh, you know you
- 15:31Speaker 1: you can see these trimar Rans now associated with very
- 15:34Speaker 1: luxurious yachts. They would be up high off the water,
- 15:38Speaker 1: floating on these three um kind of pillars, these three
- 15:41Speaker 1: sort of canoe things with struts, and then the the
- 15:44Speaker 1: deck of the yacht where you would you know, son
- 15:47Speaker 1: and you know, do whatever the wealthy do on yachts.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Um would be up high, but this would have been
- 15:54Speaker 1: low to the water, right with three and then the
- 15:57Speaker 1: center one would have been where the deck was and
- 15:59Speaker 1: where you have like a hole and stuff. Yeah, these
- 16:02Speaker 1: things can pick up a lot of speed. Totally. Yeah.
- 16:04Speaker 1: The As a matter of fact, as recently as December
- 16:08Speaker 1: of nineteen there was a trimer and out attempting to
- 16:11Speaker 1: break the world record for circumnavigation of the Earth. Here's
- 16:20Speaker 1: where crowhurst story begins to take a little bit more
- 16:26Speaker 1: of a tragic turn. So he can hear the clock
- 16:29Speaker 1: ticking TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, and he needs to seriously put
- 16:34Speaker 1: this plan in action. He needs the rubber to hit
- 16:37Speaker 1: the road, or should I say, the trimer and to
- 16:39Speaker 1: hit the water. He hires a publicist, a guy named
- 16:43Speaker 1: Rodney Hollworth. Ulworth was what you would call in the
- 16:48Speaker 1: world of writing a hack. It was a former crime
- 16:51Speaker 1: reporter and he fed Crowhurst in his fantasy life, and
- 16:57Speaker 1: he said, Donald, you know you're you're gonna win your
- 17:02Speaker 1: dark horse. The public loves you. You've got to take
- 17:05Speaker 1: this seriously, and he gets uh. He kind of persuade,
- 17:10Speaker 1: or not not so much, persuades him to take certain actions,
- 17:14Speaker 1: but makes his dream of winning the race increasingly feverish.
- 17:19Speaker 1: The guy gets race fever. He mortgages his house and
- 17:23Speaker 1: his business and This is a huge gamble because again
- 17:27Speaker 1: remember if you're a competitor, you have to be on
- 17:30Speaker 1: the water sailing around the planet before the thirty one
- 17:34Speaker 1: of October. Some people have already left. This guy is
- 17:37Speaker 1: a boat that he's never tried out. He's not super prepared.
- 17:40Speaker 1: He doesn't have the equipment, he doesn't have the capital,
- 17:43Speaker 1: he doesn't have the background. And you know what if
- 17:45Speaker 1: he loses, he also probably doesn't have a house. At
- 17:48Speaker 1: least he has his boat. You know, you can always
- 17:50Speaker 1: just live live on that and on the on the deck. Um,
- 17:53Speaker 1: but he probably get pretty bad sunburn. I heard he
- 17:55Speaker 1: was kind of pasty. Uh so yeah, I mean he
- 17:59Speaker 1: did test sit out a little bit what's called a
- 18:02Speaker 1: sea trial. Um. He took it from East Anglia to
- 18:05Speaker 1: uh the West County um of Ireland, where his wife
- 18:09Speaker 1: was from. And um he called it the the Teignmouth
- 18:14Speaker 1: Electron and it really um pooped the bed as as
- 18:20Speaker 1: as as were wont to say on the show, because
- 18:23Speaker 1: as Ben says, we're a family show. Um, but everybody
- 18:26Speaker 1: poops and and and his boat absolutely did that thing.
- 18:29Speaker 1: It underperformed. It did not deliver what should have been
- 18:32Speaker 1: a three day trip, took two weeks. It was a
- 18:36Speaker 1: real embarrassment and a real setback for for our boy Crowhurst,
- 18:40Speaker 1: kind of like Gilligan's Island, right three Uh, a three
- 18:43Speaker 1: hour tour turned into a whole lovely you know, legacy
- 18:47Speaker 1: of television, which I'm fine with. Yeah, yeah, Now because
- 18:52Speaker 1: of this, because of this delay, he's got no time
- 18:55Speaker 1: to get all the provisions he needs for his vessel,
- 18:58Speaker 1: and he also has no time to give it all
- 19:00Speaker 1: the proper equipment he needs. But he's up against the
- 19:03Speaker 1: deadline again. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. So he says, Look, I've
- 19:08Speaker 1: got to set sail with what I have now, or
- 19:12Speaker 1: I have to withdraw myself from the race, which means
- 19:15Speaker 1: I'll embarrass myself publicly, and there's no question about it.
- 19:20Speaker 1: I will be bank erupt. I will be as broken
- 19:24Speaker 1: as a joke without a punchline. So, in the afternoon
- 19:28Speaker 1: of October thirty one, the very last day, the last
- 19:31Speaker 1: possible moment he can leave, uh, he sets out and
- 19:36Speaker 1: he has a false start at the beginning. Uh. He
- 19:39Speaker 1: whispers famously to his son, look after your mother, And
- 19:45Speaker 1: no one could anticipate how strange his voyage would become
- 19:51Speaker 1: Now now we have to we have to set the
- 19:53Speaker 1: scene here too, right before we go on the race.
- 19:56Speaker 1: It's very important to note that although Donald Crewehurst may
- 20:00Speaker 1: have been under prepared, this was still a very difficult race.
- 20:06Speaker 1: There were very few things you could do to prepare
- 20:09Speaker 1: for this in such a way that it was going
- 20:11Speaker 1: to be safe. It is the nineteen sixties. There's no GPS,
- 20:14Speaker 1: there's no satellites. You could maybe have a worse code
- 20:17Speaker 1: transmitter or something. You have to use a sextant when
- 20:21Speaker 1: you're out in the open water. This is tough, you
- 20:23Speaker 1: know what I mean, even if you're those very well
- 20:26Speaker 1: prepared veteran sailors the other eight guys. Yeah, I mean
- 20:29Speaker 1: it was it was super old school because that's just
- 20:31Speaker 1: what the school was, um. And and really your best
- 20:35Speaker 1: bet was going to be to navigate using the stars
- 20:38Speaker 1: and using those Sexton calculations. Here's the thing, Um, Donald
- 20:44Speaker 1: never was really a contender in this race at all.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Like he just he wasn't competing. He never reached the
- 20:50Speaker 1: Southern Ocean. Um. He had problems from the get go,
- 20:54Speaker 1: and he just kept falling further and further behind UM
- 20:58Speaker 1: and he had to you make a real decision. It
- 21:02Speaker 1: was a real kind of come to Jesus moment where
- 21:04Speaker 1: he had to decide to continue on and likely perish
- 21:10Speaker 1: or go on back home, um and face financial ruin,
- 21:15Speaker 1: societal humiliation, absolute outcast type status. UM. Because like we said,
- 21:21Speaker 1: he had he banked everything on this race. We had
- 21:23Speaker 1: we had locked all of his wealth of any kind
- 21:27Speaker 1: into this race. Or right, there's a third way that
- 21:31Speaker 1: he comes up with, right, Yeah, I mean he was
- 21:34Speaker 1: sort of, by his very nature, kind of a fabulous Uh.
- 21:37Speaker 1: He was one who was not unused to big upping
- 21:41Speaker 1: himself and being something of a carnival barking self promoter.
- 21:47Speaker 1: And he took some of those skills to the nth
- 21:49Speaker 1: degree um by fabricating reports uh and in an entire
- 21:56Speaker 1: narrative behind this grand venture that he was going to
- 22:01Speaker 1: set out. Uh. He pretended to circumnavigate the globe, which
- 22:07Speaker 1: was a big deal to be able to claim that
- 22:10Speaker 1: um in those days, still still not as difficult as
- 22:14Speaker 1: actually circumnavigating the globe, but it takes it does take
- 22:17Speaker 1: some effort. This is where you know, when we're doing
- 22:20Speaker 1: research for this, this is when uh, he started to
- 22:23Speaker 1: remind me of the main character and uncut gems. It's
- 22:26Speaker 1: just a escalating stakes, increasingly desperate, very very few winds,
- 22:34Speaker 1: but just a way to delay the losses exactly, delaying
- 22:37Speaker 1: the inevitability. Lies, we get lies, and it all kind
- 22:41Speaker 1: of spider webs out of control eventually. But yeah, you know,
- 22:44Speaker 1: if you're a guy like this who's got I don't know,
- 22:46Speaker 1: let's call it a positive attitude for lack of a
- 22:48Speaker 1: better term, Um, you just kind of keep pushing forward
- 22:52Speaker 1: and in the hopes that if you don't pay attention
- 22:54Speaker 1: to what's coming your way, maybe it'll never happen in
- 22:58Speaker 1: terms of the negative stuff, right, And so his his
- 23:01Speaker 1: plan is to his plan is incredibly unethical. He's going
- 23:06Speaker 1: to fake the race and he's going to lap these people.
- 23:10Speaker 1: He's fallen far enough behind from what he can tell
- 23:14Speaker 1: that it's not like these folks can see each other
- 23:17Speaker 1: every day, Right, So he says he's going to rejoin
- 23:20Speaker 1: the race when they're on the way back, and he thinks,
- 23:23Speaker 1: I'm not going to be the first to arrive my
- 23:25Speaker 1: not record the fastest time, but I am going to
- 23:27Speaker 1: save face and ultimately I'll be able to save my house.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Ben really quickly was the purpose of this race to
- 23:34Speaker 1: circumnavigate the globe? Was that the idea? Yes, okay, I'm
- 23:37Speaker 1: sorry I missed that part and I acted like he
- 23:39Speaker 1: was kind of going rogue and deciding to do his
- 23:41Speaker 1: own thing. But I see now that that was a
- 23:43Speaker 1: big part of the race. So we've got Robin Knox Johnson,
- 23:46Speaker 1: who was a favorite. Uh he came in first, and he,
- 23:50Speaker 1: you know, was the first to circumnavigate the world all
- 23:52Speaker 1: by himself. Then we had Nigel Tentley who came in
- 23:58Speaker 1: a close second. Uh, or looked like he was that's right,
- 24:01Speaker 1: but but then he uh he would have potentially claimed
- 24:04Speaker 1: the prize for the fastest time. But is she sank
- 24:08Speaker 1: yep suddenly out of the clear blue sky, and then
- 24:11Speaker 1: and then and then was was was pulled from the
- 24:13Speaker 1: watery jaws of death. And the rate of attrition in
- 24:16Speaker 1: this race was pretty high. Crowhurst is the only other
- 24:20Speaker 1: competitor left in the race, and it looks like because
- 24:23Speaker 1: of that he was going to get the prize for
- 24:27Speaker 1: being the fastest. So we claimed the Golden Globe and
- 24:30Speaker 1: become a national hero. I love this next line in
- 24:33Speaker 1: this Guardian article that were following year um the notion
- 24:37Speaker 1: that so much of this was on the honor system, right,
- 24:42Speaker 1: because the lack of technology. Because of the lack of
- 24:45Speaker 1: they weren't like follow vehicles or helicopters to prove that
- 24:49Speaker 1: these uh, these men had had actually completed what they
- 24:52Speaker 1: said they were going to. It was all paper log
- 24:55Speaker 1: books and journal entries and uh, you know, recording those
- 24:58Speaker 1: sex stant measurements in the right right and and and
- 25:02Speaker 1: and his would would really start to be uh given
- 25:05Speaker 1: a pretty close eye after after this happened, because he
- 25:08Speaker 1: was such an underdog and such a kind of upstart entry.
- 25:12Speaker 1: But here's here's the twist. You see, they did find
- 25:16Speaker 1: the log books, they did find the vessel, but they
- 25:21Speaker 1: never found Donald Crowhurst. He never made at home. The
- 25:24Speaker 1: Tagnmouth electron was found drifting abandoned Mary Celeste style. People
- 25:29Speaker 1: found the books that charted his actual voyage, along with
- 25:33Speaker 1: the records uh that he was cooking up the books
- 25:37Speaker 1: that he had cooked showing he made false claims about
- 25:40Speaker 1: the speed of his vessel and that he had worked
- 25:43Speaker 1: up a fake navigational account. There are also heroine writings
- 25:48Speaker 1: that show us his psychological state. The last page as
- 25:53Speaker 1: the most ominous, comes from July one and It had
- 25:57Speaker 1: the following words, I have no knee to prolong the game.
- 26:01Speaker 1: It is finished. It is finished, all caps. It is
- 26:05Speaker 1: the mercy that is kind of spooky had been that
- 26:09Speaker 1: last page had been torn out, although his son Simon
- 26:14Speaker 1: Crowhurst has this page. He thinks that the captain of
- 26:18Speaker 1: the ship that found the electron ripped it because he
- 26:21Speaker 1: thought it would be unbearable for the family to see,
- 26:24Speaker 1: which makes sense. So he never came. He never got
- 26:28Speaker 1: his accolades that he was seeking. He uh, technically would
- 26:32Speaker 1: have because of all of the bad things that befell
- 26:35Speaker 1: the other you know, entries in the race. But he
- 26:38Speaker 1: did not cross the finish line. He just he was
- 26:40Speaker 1: lost to see essentially, right, Yeah, he disappeared. And that's
- 26:45Speaker 1: the thing that you know, they've never found a body,
- 26:47Speaker 1: never found any proof of what happened to him. Uh
- 26:50Speaker 1: when he they were found right, so we said his
- 26:53Speaker 1: last his last written account was July one. On July
- 26:58Speaker 1: t just nine days later, the Royal mail vessel the
- 27:02Speaker 1: Picardy finds the boat. It's um It's in the mid Atlantic,
- 27:07Speaker 1: near the Caribbean. It's like a ghost ship, exactly like
- 27:10Speaker 1: a ghost ship. It was cluttered, there were dirty dishes,
- 27:15Speaker 1: the bedlining was filthy, but there was no sign of Crowhurst.
- 27:20Speaker 1: And because he disappeared, because there was no closure, because
- 27:24Speaker 1: this was a mystery, he became famous worldwide. And what
- 27:27Speaker 1: happens when people become famous across the world for disappearing,
- 27:31Speaker 1: They're seeing everywhere. Elvis is still getting sighted for Pete's sake.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Totally yeah. And so the captain of the Picardy, which
- 27:40Speaker 1: was a royal mail ship, um hoisted uh Crowhurst's electron
- 27:46Speaker 1: trimaran onto his ship and took it along with them.
- 27:50Speaker 1: And that's when he started to read the entries in
- 27:54Speaker 1: those those three different log books himself. And this is
- 28:00Speaker 1: you know, everyone loves a good mystery, Everyone loves a
- 28:02Speaker 1: good disappearance. In the same way we talked about the
- 28:05Speaker 1: Mary Celeste, that famous ghost ship that was found adrift,
- 28:07Speaker 1: and all of the different theories as to what happened
- 28:10Speaker 1: to the the crew of the Mary Celeste. Uh, this
- 28:15Speaker 1: similarly got the public's imagination going running wild. This gets
- 28:24Speaker 1: us to a painful, tragic point because of course there
- 28:28Speaker 1: is a search mission called right and people are attempting
- 28:31Speaker 1: to find some sign of Donald Crowhurst. His children are
- 28:38Speaker 1: puzzled because pretty soon a few days after they find
- 28:41Speaker 1: the stuff about the log books, the searches called off
- 28:44Speaker 1: and they think, why is no one? Why is no
- 28:46Speaker 1: one looking for our father? And the reason they stopped
- 28:49Speaker 1: the searchers because they solved the mystery. It was all
- 28:51Speaker 1: there in those log books. It was clear as day
- 28:54Speaker 1: he had tried to perpetrate this hoax and failed, and
- 28:58Speaker 1: and and therefore probably just you know, it wasn't so
- 29:02Speaker 1: much an issue as to what did he fall overboard?
- 29:04Speaker 1: What happened? You know, they know that he was up
- 29:07Speaker 1: to no good, and therefore I guess it became less
- 29:10Speaker 1: of a priority. Or what do you think them? I
- 29:12Speaker 1: think they they figure the most likely cause was suicide,
- 29:18Speaker 1: but they didn't they didn't find the body. And this
- 29:22Speaker 1: is where this is where the Sunday Times does something
- 29:25Speaker 1: that's um Honestly, I've used the word before in this episode.
- 29:30Speaker 1: But the Sunday Times themselves become a little unethical because
- 29:33Speaker 1: they want to extract maximum publicity from this story. So
- 29:37Speaker 1: they send a reporter named Nicholas Tomlin to interview the
- 29:40Speaker 1: captain of that Royal mail vessel to Picardy and to
- 29:45Speaker 1: inspect the electron and to collect whatever he can find
- 29:48Speaker 1: on board, and instead of getting some thrilling front page
- 29:53Speaker 1: story of adventure on the high seas, they get this
- 29:56Speaker 1: immensely tragic, heartbreaking tale of an amateur yachts and who
- 30:00Speaker 1: had fooled Fleet Street completely. But then Tomlin, being an
- 30:06Speaker 1: expert reporter, turns this into a sensational tell all scoop
- 30:12Speaker 1: and they started unraveling the mystery of the log books
- 30:15Speaker 1: and published a book called The Strange Last Voyage of
- 30:19Speaker 1: Donald Crowhurst, which today is considered the most comprehensive account
- 30:23Speaker 1: of this tale. But it's by far not the only
- 30:27Speaker 1: work of literature or film uh that has been mentioned.
- 30:30Speaker 1: It's in popular culture now. Yeah, and I think a
- 30:33Speaker 1: Studio Canal is as a favorite production house of I
- 30:37Speaker 1: think Casey's as as well as as mine and Ben's
- 30:40Speaker 1: um responsible for a lot of David Lynch's best work
- 30:42Speaker 1: and a lot of French films. Um. They have put
- 30:45Speaker 1: out two in two thousand eighteen. I haven't seen either
- 30:48Speaker 1: of these and didn't see a lot of publicity about them.
- 30:51Speaker 1: But one of them starts Colin Firth and it's called
- 30:53Speaker 1: The Mercy, and the other one is called Crowhurst and
- 30:58Speaker 1: stars Justin Salinger, who I'm not familiar with, but very
- 31:01Speaker 1: interested in seeing either of these because it really is
- 31:04Speaker 1: a pretty harrowing story. It combines a lot of interesting
- 31:07Speaker 1: things that we we talked about on the show, from
- 31:09Speaker 1: kind of just blind opportunism to just sort of lack
- 31:15Speaker 1: of self awareness to you know, adventure and fraud. It's
- 31:20Speaker 1: that says a recipe for a good story. So I'm
- 31:22Speaker 1: definitely interested in checking out those two films from Studio Canal.
- 31:25Speaker 1: And here's the thing, personally, I don't know whether I
- 31:28Speaker 1: will check those out. I'm conflicted because the family doesn't
- 31:34Speaker 1: want the story told and at this in in this
- 31:38Speaker 1: specific instance, I don't know if I would. I don't
- 31:42Speaker 1: know how on board it would be, because they change
- 31:44Speaker 1: details about the studio has changed details about something very
- 31:48Speaker 1: personal for this family. They even cut one of the
- 31:50Speaker 1: kids out of the story. In the film, there are
- 31:53Speaker 1: three Crowhurst children instead of four. They cut one of
- 31:56Speaker 1: the brothers. Um. I know, you have to make changes
- 31:58Speaker 1: when you adapt stuff into action, but that's that's a
- 32:01Speaker 1: problem that does seem a little agreed to s been.
- 32:03Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I'm just I do like
- 32:05Speaker 1: Colin Firth and the still that I see from this
- 32:09Speaker 1: first one the mercy seems pretty interesting. Hopefully one of
- 32:13Speaker 1: them or the other did a better job at sticking
- 32:14Speaker 1: to the facts. But I guess it's true too that
- 32:17Speaker 1: we don't know all of the facts because what we
- 32:21Speaker 1: have is sort of a forged log book, um, and
- 32:24Speaker 1: it's sort of tough to know exactly what happened. And
- 32:28Speaker 1: this brings us to the end of today's tail, but
- 32:32Speaker 1: not the end of our show. Donald Crowhurst is one
- 32:37Speaker 1: of many, many, many adventurers who have sailed across the
- 32:42Speaker 1: world off the edges of the proverbial or figurative map.
- 32:46Speaker 1: We want to hear your stories of other other adventurers
- 32:51Speaker 1: or other mysterious disappearances. One that's a little more conspiratorial
- 32:56Speaker 1: is that of Lord lucan uh the the aristocrat who
- 33:02Speaker 1: likely committed homicide and then escape to live in obscurity.
- 33:08Speaker 1: He got away. I don't know about this one, man.
- 33:09Speaker 1: I'm talking about it with you and finding out some
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