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HHBSO 38: Don't Have Public Sex on a Gay Cruise · He's Hot but Something's Off...

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  Hey listeners, my friend David is back on the podcast.
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  Last week was the first part and here is the second part.
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  Enjoy. We're a little bit more chill
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  today, so I feel like in a way we haven't got our energy back
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  from. Are you still?
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  Yeah, you're fine, though I'm fully recovered.
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  I'm fully recovered, but like, just like mentally, the energy
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  is a little bit more like. Zen.
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  Little more Zen. A little more Zen for sure,
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  Dave, Where can people find you? In the I was gonna, I was gonna
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  joke about it. But I can say in Infirmary, In
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  Infirmary, honestly, I use that joke all the time, except
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  someone actually thought I was serious.
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  On the cruise. I'm like, were you in the
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  Infirmary? I'm like, no.
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  On the on the, on the cruise, I think, well, people actually
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  might believe you'd be saying. Yeah, actually, I was joking
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  about it. They're like, and then and then
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  I yeah, the humor does not always.
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  This Australian humor does not always carry.
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  No, no, no. It's Americans make that joke.
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  It's like breaking Find Me 04 Street Clinic.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like UFC with Infirmary,
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  but I think I just did it right after.
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  There was like one medical and on the cruise and like, what?
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  It was you? I'm like, no, no, no, no.
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  I'm not joking. I'm joking actually.
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  So yeah, I think on the cruise that's where like if you if you
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  just see Infirmary without seeing anything else, people
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  might actually believe you're like, oh, were you, were you,
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  were you sick or or did you or yourself were?
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  Coming. And yeah, especially with like,
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  whatever bugs were going around, they're like, wait, were you
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  were you sick? Coming.
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  Exactly. It's actually, Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah, if you wanna make that
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  joke you gotta like, you gotta have, you gotta cushion it or
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  lean into something. Yes or or can't be too real,
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  like there can't be actual sick people.
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  You. Can't just say Infirmary.
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  You gotta be like, well, depend how the night goes, I'm gonna
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  need a. Yeah, you need like a buffer
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  state. You need a buffer.
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  You need to like. It's not.
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  It's not when there's a. Flesh out.
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  You can't just say Infirmary. When there's literally.
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  You gotta pat. It people quarantining in their
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  room because they all got fevers, aches and muscle aches
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  and chills and I'm like. OK, no, gotta say, you gotta say
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  something like, well, depend on how many loads I take tonight.
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  I may be in the Infirmary tomorrow.
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  Jeez, something like that. I don't know.
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  But were we watching a show with like 49 loads in two?
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  What were you watching? Something that had that.
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  Were you watching porn by yourself?
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  No, no, no, no. Porn sounds like a porn.
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  Who needs porn when you have the freaking cruise?
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  Some of those people are very exhibition exhibitionists.
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  Some of them are very yeah, some of them are exhibitionists.
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  But. I wanted.
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  So I I'm thinking about getting back into doing YouTube videos
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  with cruise advice. I don't want to promise or
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  guarantee anything. I know this is going out to like
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  the three of you that are listening that might be on my
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  YouTube channel, but there are a lot of there's some advice that
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  I think is worth explaining. For example, doing like APSA
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  about there, there's like hundreds if not thousands of
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  people that work on the ship and you know they don't want to see
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  you guys fucking ownership, like having sex in public places.
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  I mean, I mean at least take it to the toilet or something like
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  at least take it. To the don't, just don't just do
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  it like in a random place in public where like the crew might
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  like walk by. So that would be like one PSA I
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  would like to get out there. I look, I understand the concept
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  of, hey, it's like I pay for this cruise, I should be able to
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  do, do, do, do. I understand that concept.
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  But the other side, it's like, you know, all those lovely room
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  attendants who clean your room after your gang wings and orgies
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  and the ones who are always smiling and the ones who are
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  allowing us onto their homes. It's like they might not want to
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  deal with their shit, right? So.
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  Just because you pay for something doesn't mean you can
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  do whatever you want with it. If I buy a card, that's.
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  I mean I can like ram it into RAM into a bank or like run
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  people over it. No.
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  Like, there are rules when it even if you're with your own
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  house, there are rules that govern the place that you live.
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  Like, you know, just because you pay for something, that's mean
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  you can like, do whatever. You want and actually it is just
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  actually purely that like public sex aspect because those people
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  like I would know like out of the party that would be super
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  nice to all the crew like they you would because it's just
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  you're a norm. You're a decent human.
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  Being they're not doing it to, like, piss anyone.
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  Off. They're just feeling extra
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  liberated, so I guess that's nice that you.
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  Feel it is very liberating environment so I just feel.
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  And I just feel for the crew, I guess, because it's like I feel
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  they put up with a lot of shit. I mean.
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  Dude, the crap they have to clean.
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  Oh my God, Scott. Don't think too much about it,
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  Scott for life. Don't think too much about it.
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  Scott for life. Yeah.
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  So it's not. Yeah.
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  The PSA is not to be like doing, like, a slap on people's wrists.
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  It's just people. When you explain it to people,
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  hey, you know, like, hey, there are people that, like, work on
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  the ship and they don't necessarily want to see sexual
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  acts being performed in public. And you know, like that kind of
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  stuff. It's supposed to be more like
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  educational, not be like, you know, bad.
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  Don't do this. It's not like that.
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  You've gone to some of those parties where they are or sex on
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  premises places right? Like orgies not like.
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  And some there's circuit parties that have like a darkroom sex on
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  premises place. Yeah, they've got like.
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  A darkroom or a place, maybe? I just feel people, because I
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  don't do that. But people, I guess maybe people
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  who go there and they're very open and liberal with that
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  stuff. Maybe they're just carrying that
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  energy onto the cruise. Maybe.
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  What What? What do you think?
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  At least private? Do you think he's at least he's
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  private, dude, like go up there and that's no crew up there, so
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  do that. Actually, yeah.
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  It's the stuff that's like hey fucking on top of the Solarium
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  Spa. It's like elevated you showed
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  me. Elevated.
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  Oh, I didn't. I didn't take a video.
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  I didn't take a single video or photo.
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  That's. A police hook.
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  But you showed me someone else took a video of like.
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  It was in the group chat. It was.
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  Like the one at the night time parties and someone stood up on
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  like a box or something and they were like.
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  It wasn't at all. And it's like on a group chat,
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  Yeah, so that's. One video idea that I have,
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  Another one which is completely different is if you have a room,
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  you're booked on a cruise and you want to sell it to someone
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  else because for whatever reason you can't go anymore.
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  There are some like intricacies to that because the rates, for
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  example the rates for the rooms, change over time.
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  It's like when you want to book a flight on an airplane.
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  You know, if you book it three months in advance, it's going to
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  be cheaper than if you try to book it a week before you need
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  to fly somewhere. That concept kind of also
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  applies with the room rates on Atlantis.
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  So if you book a room 6 months before the cruise and you pay
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  like $2000, OK, if you wait till, like, you know, three
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  months later or something, the price is probably gonna be like,
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  not that cheap. It might be $3200, so $3400.
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  And if you sell your room, whatever prevailing rate for the
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  room at a time is what the buyer needs to pay.
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  That makes sense. You you look a little confused.
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  You're talking about how people get early bird discounts from
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  booking, right? And then if they sell it later,
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  you don't. The discount doesn't apply.
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  Yeah, so you. Need to make up.
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  You need to make up the difference.
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  Correct. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
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  The rate that you pay when you book the room is not going to be
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  necessarily the rate that whoever you're selling the room
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  to will pay. So also if you happen to have
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  any gun any make sure discounts like an like a booking on board
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  discount. There are a few different
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  discounts you can get if you have an actual discount on your
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  reservation. Discounts usually also do not
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  transfer, so. Yeah, I think, I guess I haven't
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  like sold a room. I do feel most of the people who
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  sell it do really understand that and absorb the price.
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  But maybe you, maybe you talk, Maybe you've had different
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  experiences. So I was booked on this cruise
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  and when I tried to sell it, those two particular things I
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  needed to be considerate of because.
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  Yes. Oh, that the.
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  I was like the seller. In my experience, the seller has
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  correct, but this is your first time selling A room.
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  Yeah. So I'm, I'm learning this
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  because I haven't, I don't usually sell a room, but like I
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  I paid like X amount, but I was trying to sell to someone else.
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  But Atlantis is going to charge them like X + 200 or a higher
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  rate and I got like $100 discount from like alumni or
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  booking it on board or something.
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  And that didn't transfer either, I understand.
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  Yeah. So, yeah, obviously, if you've
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  done that before, you probably know about it.
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  But there are a lot of people that are, you know, maybe trying
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  to get a room on a cruise that's fully booked or, you know, they
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  might be in a position where they're the seller and they're
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  advertising a room, but they don't know about the
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  intricacies, right. So that was another video I was
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  thinking might be like some good consumer advice.
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  OK, yeah. And then I'll have you back to
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  talk about. I could have you back for a
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  future YouTube video and you can talk about.
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  Nothing. I have nothing to add.
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  I'm so useless. Utterly nothing.
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  I just. I just go on these cruises and
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  exist. Dance like what?
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  Not not to do. Don't.
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  Don't do what I do. My bruises are still healing.
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  Don't, don't dance. Don't dance like me.
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  All the bruises was from the spaceship day.
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  So due to the unique way that David dances not just on a
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  cruise at any party for anybody, he has a tendency to get a lot
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  of bruises on his legs afterwards.
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  Actually was really nice people can I guess it's nice nice
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  people thought that I was having rough BDSM sex from the from the
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  bruises and I'm like and I'm like actually that's really
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  that's kind of actually really nice that they were very
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  progressive. Well, they thought I was getting
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  action A, but it was like, oh. Action.
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  No, but I was just like, if you wanted to, that's kind of nice
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  because for me, if I saw it, I'm like, it looks like he's some
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  disease. Like what does he have some
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  internal, like organ internal bleeding disease, Because they
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  can get really bad, the Welt, the welts and all the stuff on
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  my on my legs. I know just all the breath like
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  I've had really bad bruises like large swaths of my thighs and
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  legs bruised. And for me I was like, it looks
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  for me it looks gross. It looks like I have a disease.
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  But they're like two people came up and said it looks like you've
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  had some rough sex there. Like thank you thank you for.
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  Thinking that I had sex, but I don't.
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  Usually have sex and then the friends or acquaintances have
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  seen it and like, Oh my God, and then they're like, the first
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  thing is, are you okay? What is this?
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  And then I'm like, you know how I dance.
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  And then it's like, OK, yes. Yeah, so it's because it's not
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  because he was having. No, it was not because I was
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  having rough BDSM sex on my thighs.
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  Yeah. It's due to the unique way that
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  David dances, which is you're very jumpy and shifty.
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  Jumpy you. Do a lot of Super obnoxious.
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  You do a lot of. There are a lot of.
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  Directions. I dance wide.
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  I dance wide. Yeah, you shift directions very
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  very quickly, and sometimes you might shift your direction
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  towards a inanimate object. Nearby.
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  And then I just don't feel it until the next morning because I
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  bang into it and I'm like, oh crap, like on the Anthem cruise,
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  I was banging hard at sunrise. The backs of my knees had like
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  the the railing my the railing was banging back with the beat
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  because Abel was like, really killing it for the sun, like.
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  That I still. Remember Bang Bang bang And then
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  I'm like what? I'm like why?
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  What It's such a weird place to get do.
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  They hurt when you wake up. No.
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  So you don't even know until someone points it out.
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  Until I until I look at it all, I press into it, I think.
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  I think because the thighs carry a lot of fat, you just don't
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  feel they do carry some of that. Yeah, I I just don't.
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  You don't feel like a paper cut here.
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  I feel but on my on my thighs where they seem to develop.
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  Usually bruises are OK if there's no pressure on it.
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  Yeah, yeah. So they were, they were fine,
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  but it just looked worse because it's like when it's next to a
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  White Party outfit, like you're white and I'm tan and it's
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  bruising, so it's like 50 Shades of bruises.
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  To be honest though, I'm never looking at people's legs unless
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  they're lounging by the pool and they have their legs up or
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  something. I'm not usually looking at
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  people's legs, so I don't usually even notice.
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  I didn't notice until I think there was a photo or someone
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  took like a a video of I'm like, what is I'm like, oh.
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  Like what is that? It was a stain.
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  On my leg, I'm like, what is this?
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  Are there shit on your leg are? There wine stains on my legs.
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  Yeah, it was actually like wine. It was.
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  I was like a cow. I think Eric called me a cow.
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  I was like a cow. I was a Spotted Cow.
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  Cow Stunning. It was that one.
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  Is that one right there? A little bit.
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  He could barely see that one. That could.
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  That could be a birthmark. Well, I mean that was spaceship,
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  not was Tuesday or Wednesday. So it's been a week and I didn't
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  really go too hard on why party. So yeah.
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  I didn't FOMO per SE, I I just, I just kept busy.
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  I had to sort of a lot of stuff that I needed to get done, a lot
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  of work stuff and I was pretty productive.
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  But I think I probably will try to book for next year.
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  Yeah, yeah, keep checking. I don't because it's so hard and
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  so like you were working. Though you were just a like you
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  said, you weren't just a passenger, you were actually
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  helping the photographer, which is our friend Narrat.
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  He's the, he's not just a photographer.
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  He does like a bunch of the media and websites and the
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  copies for like the PDFs and all the graphics basically.
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  So he does a bunch of stuff. It's.
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  Just a shame that we couldn't get the weather stopped us from
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  getting some, really. Productive.
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  I mean, the weather is the weather.
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  But you were helping Narette with, you know, like, taking
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  photos. So like, you were, you were his
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  assistant. I wasn't.
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  Just like you weren't just a guest that was just partying the
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  whole time. No, it wasn't actually.
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  And I yeah, I think people were asking me to party and I'm like,
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  Nah, I'm actually working or but that I kind of liked that it it
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  it's like a bit of self-control like a self enforced.
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  It's it's a good balance. It's like, you know, it's like
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  for example when we're on team, when we volunteer to be on team
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  Atlantis, you know, there's work things that we have to do.
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  And it's sometimes it's actually like a good balance between
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  like, hey, you have your work duties and so that it kind of
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  sort of keeps you from partying like too hard.
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  No, like that. Yep.
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  Yeah. Yeah, because I think it's very
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  easy to go into excess on these cruises.
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  It's a very liberating environment.
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  There's there's there's always a bar that serves alcohol not very
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  far away throughout the ship, so.
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  Very easily overindulge on their vices on these cruises.
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  Yeah, so. Food.
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  On alcohol, well, actually no one is overindulging on the food
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  because it was not the best. But you don't go on.
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  You don't go to the Caribbean for the food.
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  Anthem was great and the food was, I mean, and then.
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  And some is long. Gone.
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  You don't go the Oasis for good. You don't go to the Oasis of the
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  Seas. For the windjammer.
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  I'll just say that pizza was amazing, as always.
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  Like Sorrentos, It is good. And I think objectively it
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  actually is good. I was like, I went there with
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  with, you know, not in the middle of the night, not
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  partying. And I'm like, no, it actually is
• 15:47
  good pizza. No, because it's fresh.
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  I think it. Comes out.
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  No, it's always, they're always cooking it.
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  Yeah, yeah. Even if when they're about to
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  close, if it's like the Atlantis crowd because it gets busy at
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  like 3:00 or 4:00 AM. Dude, it is like.
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  Once the buffet closes, if it's if there's a party on board when
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  the buffet closes at like what, three or four or something?
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  Oh. Four, I think.
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  Yeah, the Sorrento's pizza place.
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  Yeah, it doesn't close that early.
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  So then everyone migrates to just the pizza place because
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  that's the only place where, besides room service, that's the
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  only, like, place where you can get like, proper food.
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  Besides, just like snacks. It's pretty quick ones.
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  I mean, look, if you do 1 January cruise, you will be
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  probably Privy to like a bunch of memes and shorthand, like
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  everyone. Everyone that's on a January
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  cruise understands Sorrento's Pizza.
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  We've all been there sitting at that place at 5:00 AM, even the
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  non parties, you've been there. It's just like it's just an
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  experience. It's an.
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  It's the. Middle of the promenade.
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  It's an experience. Imagine like a.
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  And if you wanted some people watch, dude.
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  This is Oh my God. Just to pick a table and the
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  stuff that you would just see. It's just no Mardi Gras float
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  could ever be what you see sitting at Promenade.
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  Yeah, like if you have a night where you're not partying hard,
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  where you went to bed early, but for whatever reason you can't go
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  to sleep. Just go to Sorrento's and just
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  like have a have a have a coffee or a tea or like a whatever,
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  have a slice and just people watch.
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  It's kind of hilarious. It would be it.
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  Was just sitting at Sorrento's at like 4:00 AM on a party
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  night. I would do like a a David
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  Attenborough style nature documentary.
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  Like just like watch and commentate where it's like this
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  twink has just come down after getting pounded by 5 daddies.
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  Now he's getting some nutrition and bringing it back.
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  Oh and he's getting a mixer. For what?
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  Who knows? Look, but he's alive, at least,
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  and now he'll continue to go up to be ravaged by those, by
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  those, by those beasts. It's a yeah, it's just a so just
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  the outfit, just the stuff that you'd see.
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  I'm gonna dig up, I'm gonna dig up some Sorrento's footage.
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  I have my archives, and I'm gonna take what you just said
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  and Oh my God, this is being recorded.
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  I'm gonna dub it over. I'm gonna post it.
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  Online Oh my God, I don't know what I said.
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  Anyways ignore what I said you could AI script it like ask
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  ChatGPT ChatGPT. Can you like narrate?
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  I don't need. To you just this is recording.
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  I got two. I got you said.
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  Probably you'd see like breakups you'd see like throttle
• 18:19
  invitations you'd see you'd see I've.
• 18:21
  Seen couples like argue hell. Yeah, you see?
• 18:24
  That not like, super whatever, but like get into it, dude.
• 18:27
  You see, do go on these cruises. And throttles and four ruffles.
• 18:31
  And five ruffles at look. You see people at their worst
• 18:34
  and but also at their best. And then you go through a shared
• 18:37
  experience and it's fucking awesome.
• 18:43
  I literally can't. Like it's not what happens to
• 18:45
  the cruise designate cruise unless they post on Twitter
• 18:48
  groups about whatever. But yes, they do And mostly you
• 18:52
  do. You just feel like you're part
• 18:53
  of a like you really feel like you're part of a family.
• 18:56
  And then that's why I'm just like, I think I do take for
• 18:59
  granted sometimes. But it really was like it's a
• 19:02
  lit happy. Yeah, I think I just haven't.
• 19:06
  Yeah, I don't really. After I've done so many of them.
• 19:09
  I don't really take a sit down to like self reflect I guess.
• 19:14
  But it is it is one of those weird times where it's like
• 19:17
  dude, it's good to be gay. Truly, it's.
• 19:21
  If you haven't done one, do it. Yeah, like.
• 19:25
  This is how I made friends. Like this is how I went.
• 19:27
  Joking like this is I've made. Yeah, we met on a cruise.
• 19:29
  My. We met on our Friendship cruise.
• 19:32
  It was both our first cruise this in October 2015 and that's
• 19:34
  how we met. And like my friendship circle is
• 19:37
  pretty much as being expanded from cruise cruise adjacent
• 19:40
  people or you know, you you. I sort of would have matched.
• 19:45
  It sounds very up plural, but like match energies with people.
• 19:47
  Like if I if I sense upon a vibe, then I'm like, cool, You
• 19:51
  find your own tribes or whatever and I'm like, I can dance with
• 19:55
  you and you're my dancing buddy. And then then you have a chat
• 19:58
  and you talk to people and you sit down with a windjammer
• 20:02
  whether you're fucked up or not have your conversations and then
• 20:05
  you OK. I met a friend for life or at
• 20:07
  least I've just I met a friendly face and hello and it's good
• 20:11
  vibes And yeah, I think I think Rich I think I still remember
• 20:15
  from my first cruise. I think Rich still might say it,
• 20:17
  but it's like. If you just take 1% of that
• 20:20
  energy, the positive energy that you have on the cruise, where
• 20:22
  you can wave to people and smile and all that stuff.
• 20:24
  If we took that out to the world, it'd be like a pretty
• 20:27
  yeah, like the world would be a better place, dude.
• 20:28
  Like just be. Just be happy as that.
• 20:30
  Don't spread hate, I guess. Yeah.
• 20:33
  I don't know. Yeah, life's too short.
• 20:36
  It's too short. You only die once.
• 20:41
  But it's a fashion. What?
• 20:42
  You only die once. OK, Yeah, Yodo.
• 20:48
  That's get that trending, folks. Get that trending.
• 20:52
  What the fuck? Yodo.
• 20:53
  That's what the kids say. I don't know.
• 20:55
  I don't. I'm.
• 20:55
  Not is it the kids? Is that a TikTok thing?
• 20:58
  Are you younger? No, you're not.
• 20:59
  Are you doing like a a Richard Nixon?
• 21:02
  I'm doing a. Gang.
• 21:02
  Probably. Fashion gang sounds actually
• 21:04
  something. Like, Oh my God.
• 21:05
  If one of you is a Jeff and I probably made some offensive
• 21:09
  thingy, Adam, that's not doing it.
• 21:11
  Yeah, but I do kind of want to get back into making, maybe
• 21:17
  making some videos if I can find a way to do it, that's.
• 21:23
  That makes money. Well, now you already found a
• 21:26
  way. To make money.
• 21:26
  The YouTube thing doesn't really.
• 21:28
  The YouTube thing doesn't make money.
• 21:29
  That's the only fans. The YouTube doesn't make money.
• 21:32
  But a way to do it where, like it's where I can make the
• 21:36
  production of the YouTube videos like easy and not have it be
• 21:42
  like very take like tons and tons of effort.
• 21:46
  Yeah, then maybe I'll do some more cruise advice videos.
• 21:51
  I'm not going to I don't think I want to do like the after movies
• 21:55
  anymore where like I want to show my filming everything.
• 21:56
  That's that's way too much work. I I always get.
• 22:00
  I'm not always, but every once in a while I get someone that
• 22:02
  recognizes me from the YouTube channel and say like, oh oh we
• 22:05
  love your party videos. Dude, I get them.
• 22:09
  I on this cruise, actually, it's like, Oh my God, thank you.
• 22:11
  You know videos. I'm like, it's not me, it's on
• 22:13
  my channel, Oh my God, I'm not on there.
• 22:15
  And it's almost universal praise because like I said, you would
• 22:19
  have experienced it. But it's like, thank you because
• 22:21
  we watched your video for advice, practice to get ready.
• 22:25
  And I'm like, oh God. Like I I don't do shit.
• 22:27
  You do everything. So I'm like.
• 22:28
  My channel. You just you just sit there and
• 22:30
  look not that pretty. Don't I just look?
• 22:32
  Yeah, I look unbothered. True.
• 22:34
  But I'm bothered. But the the ones that I think
• 22:37
  are most motivating are the ones that says, oh, your videos got
• 22:41
  us through COVID. Like we were all locked up in
• 22:43
  COVID. We watch your videos.
• 22:46
  Oh, Jesus. One pandemic at a time.
• 22:47
  Oh. My God, I mean, hopefully we
• 22:49
  don't have knock on some, but we don't ever have another one in.
• 22:52
  Our You know it's bad when you're watching his videos for
• 22:54
  the pandemic, you know it got really bad.
• 22:56
  But that is motivating. That's very motivating and
• 22:58
  that's like very rewarding to hear that you know like through
• 23:01
  the pandemic, which was like hard on everyone to various
• 23:05
  levels that if something I put out there to the world.
• 23:09
  COVID. Help.
• 23:11
  No, not COVID had helped someone in some way shape or form like
• 23:16
  during the pandemic even and even if just to give them like 5
• 23:19
  minutes of entertainment on YouTube.
• 23:22
  I think that that was like, that's the most rewarding
• 23:25
  feedback that I that I sometimes get.
• 23:27
  Look at you, putting smiles on people's faces.
• 23:31
  Yeah, so I like doing the advice videos.
• 23:33
  It's easy for me to like talk about it.
• 23:35
  But yeah, we'll see if I try to do some more YouTube videos,
• 23:40
  like who's type ones? But the movies where like I
• 23:43
  break out all the camera gear on board of film, everything.
• 23:46
  Yeah, I don't know if those are gonna ever come back.
• 23:49
  Right. Just do what you want to do what
• 23:51
  you want to do. Make do whatever makes you
• 23:52
  happy. OK, I'll do only fans then.
• 23:54
  Yes, there you go. Do it, Do it.
• 23:58
  Make that money. All right.
• 23:58
  David, do you have any final words of advice for my
• 24:01
  listeners? Because.
• 24:04
  Wash your hands. Wash your hands.
• 24:06
  Wash your hands. Take it inside.
• 24:09
  Take it. Inside yours.
• 24:10
  Inside take it. Inside.
• 24:12
  Wash your hands. And give me a give us a third
• 24:14
  one. Wash it before you take it
• 24:20
  inside. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Go combine the two. I don't.
• 24:24
  Yeah, whatever. There's be happy, don't spread
• 24:27
  hate, spread love sounds too like wanky.
• 24:30
  So I'm like, don't spread hate. There you go.
• 24:31
  I'm just like do the bare minimum, do the do the bare
• 24:35
  minimum. Do the bare, Go through life,
• 24:37
  sail through. Do the bare fucking minimum.
• 24:39
  And then? You know, in a way, once.
• 24:41
  Do whatever the fuck you want. Don't hurt anybody.
• 24:43
  In a way, we are doing the bare minimum of life.
• 24:46
  So yes, I'm I am Bare minimum. Yeah, there's bare grilles.
• 24:49
  I'm bare minimum. It's like I do nothing.
• 24:54
  I haven't worked in freaking weeks.
• 24:55
  I want to marry a base wage. I'm like wait, I forgot when I'm
• 24:58
  working. Oh, I don't have a base wage.
• 25:01
  You have something coming in a month.
• 25:03
  It's not a base wage, It's basic.
• 25:06
  It's very basic. I will be on base wage for the
• 25:10
  next I can't. I haven't worked.
• 25:14
  You work. You work right before Christmas.
• 25:16
  You work, you work for, you work during Christmas.
• 25:18
  You did that. You did that trip during
• 25:19
  Christmas? I think I worked in January.
• 25:21
  No, I did. I came here sick.
• 25:23
  Holy shit. You were right before you worked
• 25:26
  during Christmas and you worked right after New Year's.
• 25:28
  I was insane you were working through.
• 25:31
  The influenza don't say you weren't working when you were
• 25:33
  working in that state. You worked.
• 25:35
  You earned that. Believe.
• 25:36
  I cannot believe I fucking did that.
• 25:38
  And I do like 28, 30 hours of flying sick as a.
• 25:43
  And you did a you did another trip to you did a domestic trip
• 25:46
  back. No, I can't, I called in sick.
• 25:47
  But you. Were generally sick.
• 25:49
  Yes, I was actually generally sick.
• 25:50
  I normally don't call in sick. You have an actual job, not like
• 25:53
  me. Yeah, but you have What a life.
• 26:01
  But sitting at home all day and then going to gym.
• 26:03
  I do that's. Not what I like.
• 26:05
  That's what I do. Home.
• 26:07
  We're the same life home gym. Eat, sleep.
• 26:09
  We're the same life. Home gym I want to I should want
• 26:11
  to really buckle down and get some gains on the at the gym,
• 26:15
  especially after getting sick and losing a little bit of
• 26:18
  weight. You know, over New Year's, I
• 26:19
  want to know between now and definitely before the summertime
• 26:24
  I I need to pack on some pounds. It's been a summertime sadness
• 26:27
  for me. It's like I'm so.
• 26:30
  Northern hemisphere summer not not not Australia summer, which
• 26:34
  is right now I'm actually. Wondering if I should have two
• 26:36
  flu shots next season. Like one for the northern, one
• 26:40
  for my with my summer. This is just.
• 26:41
  That time, do you remember back in?
• 26:42
  My second. December, I thought I was like,
• 26:44
  do you want to get a flu shot while you're here?
• 26:45
  I never. I think I'll.
• 26:47
  I'll ask my. Doctor, this is like 6 months,
• 26:49
  like we're on like opposite cycles like we're 6.
• 26:51
  Months apart, this like this, you don't realize how good or
• 26:58
  you take being healthy for granted until you're CSI was
• 27:00
  like, holy shit dude, I do not want to go through that again.
• 27:05
  I was just like, just please, I don't want to cough anymore.
• 27:08
  We were both super what? York?
• 27:10
  I think you got it worse than me.
• 27:12
  But like, we were both like we. Neither of us have been that
• 27:15
  sick in like years. It was a play.
• 27:17
  It was fucked anyways. Never again.
• 27:19
  It was real bad and that was not from the cruise, that was from
• 27:21
  when we were in Bangkok. It was influenza, I think it
• 27:23
  was, because I think that was going around with the cruise as
• 27:25
  well. But yeah.
• 27:27
  I already had it so. So cool.
• 27:30
  Well, we'll end it there. If you want to find David on
• 27:34
  Instagram, I think he he will tell you not to.
• 27:38
  Yeah, I'm Energizer like me for now.
• 27:40
  I might change it to something. You change it every so.
• 27:42
  Often I change it every now and then because the because the US,
• 27:45
  the US government has my details, I really should change
• 27:47
  it. I'm surprised you actually gave
• 27:49
  out your username on the podcast.
• 27:51
  Did I not do it in the past? No, no.
• 27:53
  Look it no one. I think they'll know you
• 27:55
  anyways. They just know you.
• 27:57
  We we've got photos together in the past.
• 28:00
  I think that's so. I'm not anonymous.
• 28:02
  You know the T, though. Once in a while, I'll have
• 28:06
  someone ask me Hey, does, does, does David Lamb have only fans?
• 28:13
  No. Only no.
• 28:15
  But sometimes people ask me like someone asked me like a few
• 28:18
  weeks ago. It's like, oh, I wish David the
• 28:20
  only fans that we can collab together.
• 28:22
  Oh Jesus. Calm.
• 28:23
  Calm down. It's let's not make your life
• 28:25
  worse. One pandemic at a time. 1
• 28:29
  pandemic at a time. Dude, you do not want to.
• 28:31
  It's like the ring bitch. You see it and you die seven
• 28:33
  days later. Let's not make it worse.
• 28:37
  Yeah, Dave. But I told this person like, no,
• 28:40
  David does not have an only fans.
• 28:41
  He would not be like into that. And if you want to sleep with
• 28:44
  him, message him yourself. Don't go through me.
• 28:47
  Was that why someone messaged me?
• 28:49
  Probably. Probably.
• 28:51
  Well, I don't want people to message me, Ask IT to ask him to
• 28:55
  have sex with you. Like to go go to the source?
• 28:58
  Oh, I did check out. But people don't ask you to
• 29:01
  whether they can have sex with. Me.
• 29:02
  Oh oh, I did check out. Is this tea?
• 29:05
  Sweet 17 for the first time, What's Sweet 17 like?
• 29:09
  You know, that would that link all the rooms together?
• 29:11
  And I've never been to 1. Oh, the sweet on deck.
• 29:13
  Seven, yes. I've never seen one in 20
• 29:15
  cruises. Oh, I've been to I've.
• 29:18
  Never been to one I've been to. The sweet I've been on a few
• 29:21
  cruises. I have been to some parties,
• 29:22
  orgies that were up on 17 I've. Never been to one.
• 29:25
  Anyways, I was there and I'm like, I have a smoothie.
• 29:28
  Can I come up? And then luckily a friend of
• 29:30
  mine said no. He wanted me to bring him.
• 29:32
  He's like, I want you to have like to to see it.
• 29:35
  Yeah, I'm OK. Well cool.
• 29:36
  And it was. Why party like I have a
• 29:39
  smoothie. Can I bring it up?
• 29:40
  I didn't have the vibes. I don't.
• 29:41
  I haven't been to 1, so this is the first time.
• 29:44
  Hold on, Is it a party or was it an orgy?
• 29:47
  I guess it was an orgy. It was.
• 29:49
  So I've never, I've never been to 1 so the party.
• 29:50
  So I ticked off the bucket list that I went, but I.
• 29:55
  Just to have a look. Yeah, because I I had, I had a
• 29:58
  smoothie immediately. I was like, I'm a way too
• 30:01
  self-conscious of this and I'm way too sober immediately.
• 30:03
  And my friends take me on a tour through all the balconies.
• 30:06
  Yeah. And it's a lot because it's
• 30:08
  sunrise, because it's a Hawaii party and I'm like, I'm like is
• 30:12
  this not for me? I'm like is this wasn't for me.
• 30:15
  I'm not. I don't shame anybody at all.
• 30:16
  I'm just like it's not for me. I ticked off the list.
• 30:19
  I've seen what it's like. But cuz I was talking about the
• 30:23
  etiquette and I'm like, I don't know how you say no, I'm sorry.
• 30:28
  I just don't know what the. Yeah, Etiquette, yeah.
• 30:33
  Yeah, I I just not. I'm just not Privy to the
• 30:34
  etiquette and then it's. Like it's weird to communicate.
• 30:38
  Yeah, and I had like a smoothie. And I'm like talking super
• 30:40
  nervously and fast because I was like, duh, trying to like, break
• 30:43
  the tension and just talking to my friend and then.
• 30:47
  People want to tap your ass. Literally.
• 30:49
  But whether you want to recognize it or not, I.
• 30:51
  Truly, I truly think it's actually only because I was
• 30:54
  fresh in terms of fresh meat, in terms of I think these people
• 30:58
  would have been there probably nightly I'm assuming.
• 31:00
  So you know, you would have been had.
• 31:02
  Access. To it.
• 31:03
  So they're probably same, the same group types of people who
• 31:06
  like that probably go every night.
• 31:08
  And I just think, 'cause I was fresh and so and I was like, Oh
• 31:11
  my God, I couldn't. I was like, I just couldn't deal
• 31:13
  with it. So I had my smoothie and then I
• 31:15
  ran out and then I'm like, I've got nothing to protect me.
• 31:17
  So I ran away. But The thing is, it's pretty
• 31:19
  easy to just slip or unnoticed. You just have for the egg.
• 31:22
  There I was like, thanks for the invite and 'cause you're not
• 31:24
  staying, I'm like, yeah, no thank you.
• 31:27
  It was cool, but it would have been How do I say this nicely?
• 31:31
  It would have been cool if I could be invisible and no one
• 31:34
  could touch me. You could well, you could use
• 31:36
  one of your standard. You can use one of your standard
• 31:38
  excuses. It didn't work, dude.
• 31:39
  Dude, they were like, some of them were just clawing and did
• 31:42
  not get their hint And I'm like, Oh my fucking God, please.
• 31:46
  Is it a? Don't you just say you have
• 31:47
  herpes? I started coughing really loud
• 31:50
  in the face and then it was like, turn over.
• 31:51
  They would turn around. I'm like, Oh my God, please.
• 31:55
  Your life, please. You smart bitch.
• 31:56
  And it's like, because it'll be clenching every time you cough.
• 31:58
  I'm like, so that's a smart person.
• 32:00
  Oh, Jesus. Nah.
• 32:02
  I was like, OK, I'll take that off the list.
• 32:03
  I've seen one. I just don't.
• 32:06
  You know what I think I try to force, like, you know, it'd be
• 32:09
  nice to do it. I just don't think it's me.
• 32:12
  I I this is what it is. I like the idea of it on paper.
• 32:16
  When whenever I'm at one of those types of things, I'm like,
• 32:21
  oh, I'm not turned on. But you've at least have had
• 32:24
  positive experiences at those places before, right?
• 32:26
  It's not yet, you know. On a cruise.
• 32:27
  In general. On a cruise, only like 1.
• 32:31
  The The thing is like I there's kind of a theory that if you go
• 32:36
  to an orgy and some people subscribe to it, but I don't.
• 32:40
  Some people are of the thought that if you go to an orgy, it's
• 32:43
  kind of sort of like a Dick. It's a Dick.
• 32:45
  A whole as a whole. Yes, that's what I'm worried
• 32:47
  about. But for me, I don't.
• 32:49
  That doesn't work for me. Yeah, I need to be kind of sort
• 32:52
  of like into you physically, overall, for me to like wanna do
• 32:57
  something with you. For me, it's not like a Dick as
• 33:00
  a Dick a whole, as a whole, because I don't have that
• 33:03
  mentality. It's like harder to like if you
• 33:07
  do have that mentality and you go to an orgy, there's like, I
• 33:09
  don't know, like you can obviously see how those people
• 33:12
  would kind of. Like and I think there's a
• 33:14
  you're right there's a spectrum because they are the spectrum
• 33:16
  where it's purely that anonymous multi person stranger aspect
• 33:21
  which is like that's that's the turn on.
• 33:23
  So a Dick is a Dick a toll as a whole right.
• 33:25
  I understand that and I just yeah, I don't know, I I in your
• 33:29
  head. I think it's like I said, I just
• 33:31
  it doesn't matter. At least I came and saw.
• 33:33
  You check that off your list. It's just people have never
• 33:36
  believed that I have never seen one.
• 33:37
  I'm like, well, I kind of have seen one, but it kind of really
• 33:39
  wasn't like a giant orgy at the time that I went.
• 33:42
  Well, not every single person in there is getting it on.
• 33:45
  There's some people that are like chatting.
• 33:47
  I'm not even to. That are.
• 33:48
  I'm not even to. I'm not even more comfortable if
• 33:50
  say when I got there people were in coitus.
• 33:55
  I think because and I would be more comfortable to, hey, I
• 33:57
  could just check this out now instead of like, Oh my God, it's
• 34:00
  like you've walked into a zoo where everyone is like like eyes
• 34:05
  are on you. So I'm like, Oh my God, I was
• 34:07
  just like, holy shit. You say it was past sunrise
• 34:09
  already. Right.
• 34:10
  Yeah, the sun's out. Yeah, I think when it's dark, it
• 34:12
  works a little bit better, yeah. Yeah.
• 34:14
  So when it's sunrise, unless they close all the curtains or
• 34:16
  something, yeah. And does right Somebody
• 34:19
  streaming in, it's a little less sexy.
• 34:21
  Yeah, I think it's yeah, it takes their own.
• 34:26
  But I was glad I went there. I was just, I was like kind of
• 34:28
  smoothie and it was just like, what am I doing here?
• 34:32
  It's kind of like when I go to when I'm in Chicago for market
• 34:36
  days sometimes I sometimes we go to the Steamworks, which is like
• 34:40
  a bath house, which is not exactly the same as like a orgy
• 34:44
  party type thing, but it's similar vibes.
• 34:46
  It's like lots of lots of guys naked in a space that are like
• 34:50
  looking to get off. But when I go to like a
• 34:54
  Steamworks or whatever, I kind of I go check it out.
• 34:59
  But yeah, I don't always get any like action.
• 35:04
  Yeah, but I've heard Chicago Steamworks, you can you can
• 35:06
  literally take like two or three friends there, like your friends
• 35:09
  and go there and just have a a day.
• 35:11
  Out almost like a social activity.
• 35:12
  Yeah, so I can understand that like I'm not.
• 35:14
  You can't kind of window. You can just like watch people
• 35:16
  watch kind of, Yeah, exactly. In the steam works, but at an
• 35:18
  orgy you can't. I think I need to people watch a
• 35:21
  little bit more. Yeah, because I definitely
• 35:25
  should not be talking at these things.
• 35:27
  No, I am the it's not for talking.
• 35:30
  I am like a what do they call it?
• 35:33
  Like a a Viagra inhibitor. I would reverse erections.
• 35:39
  I would be the non sexual. I'm the guy who kills.
• 35:41
  The vibe at AI killed the sexy vibe.
• 35:44
  So I need to not talk. So maybe the smoothie was good.
• 35:47
  I should have just probably kept swallowing the smoothie and that
• 35:49
  was let everyone else have a good time.
• 35:53
  Anyways, there you go, random. That was very random.
• 35:57
  Tangent, Random tangent to? School.
• 35:59
  Well, y'all know where to find. Y'all know where to find David
• 36:01
  now. Yeah, not there, but the.
• 36:04
  Smoothie Bar The smoothie bar we had the smoothie bar.
• 36:07
  Not an orgy. I definitely have to mark this
• 36:09
  podcast. Explicit smoothie bar, yeah.
• 36:13
  I love the smoothie bar within the orgy where you go.
• 36:16
  Yes, for the smoothies. 1 fucking 100% dude.
• 36:19
  They were good. You would sneak into the orgy,
• 36:21
  you get to the smoothie bar and then it would take them like 5
• 36:23
  minutes to make it and for the 5 minutes you would need to like.
• 36:26
  And don't and don't invite into those rooms because I'll be
• 36:28
  stealing all the drinks and shit.
• 36:30
  Did you? No.
• 36:32
  Do you look? For do you look for some food to
• 36:33
  steal and bring back? No, because I was just like, get
• 36:35
  the fuck out of there. I'm like I do not want to.
• 36:37
  That's the Asian in me. It told I was like, get, take
• 36:40
  advantage because I'm with their suites get like they refill
• 36:42
  those drinks every day. So it's like, it's not like I'm
• 36:44
  stealing, stealing. I wouldn't steal, steal.
• 36:47
  What's like? What's steal, steal, though?
• 36:48
  No, I'm. Not going to take someone shit,
• 36:50
  you know. I wouldn't.
• 36:51
  I wouldn't steal. No effects, yeah, no.
• 36:53
  But if it if it's OK, if it's a drink that's refilled at the
• 36:55
  suite as opposed to my room, that would take some bottled
• 36:58
  water, take the drinks. Have some bottled water that's
• 37:00
  that's fair. Exactly.
• 37:01
  I'm not going to. Yeah, Yeah.
• 37:02
  Oh God, no. I don't steal shit.
• 37:05
  Jesus. Not that Asian.
• 37:07
  I'm jungle Asian. But on the on the western scale,
• 37:11
  Western jungle Asian. There, there's gotta be an
• 37:13
  infographic of like degrees of Asianness.
• 37:17
  Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. 50 Shades of Yellow.
• 37:21
  Great. All right.
• 37:22
  Well, we'll sign up from there, say.
• 37:24
  Bye, David. Bye.