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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm, Well, hey y'all, it's still July and it's
- 0:15Speaker 1: still hot as hell. Yeah, I'm chilling the it's a
- 0:21Speaker 1: new week until I'm not, and I still don't have
- 0:24Speaker 1: a fucking head cut, So.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Go Yankees. I think it's what I got on the Dead.
- 0:31Speaker 3: You now tune to the motherfucking greatest.
- 0:40Speaker 2: I'm sweating too much to be moist, little moist spot.
- 0:48Speaker 4: I don't know why your moist hit the ear wrong,
- 0:51Speaker 4: and you're like, might say it was like.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Let me text Trey well before I forget, because last
- 1:01Speaker 1: week I did it like twenty five minutes into the
- 1:03Speaker 1: episode being Venido. I know Tsius got so tired though,
- 1:09Speaker 1: because we in the basement.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Were in the basement, bitch, Well, it's.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Cool act because welcome to the basement news.
- 1:16Speaker 4: Oh call, I only got bit by a mosquito.
- 1:18Speaker 2: How the fuck?
- 1:19Speaker 4: Nope, I feel it.
- 1:22Speaker 1: And with that being said, my niggas, is that Welcome
- 1:26Speaker 1: to this week's episode of Wind and Audacity.
- 1:28Speaker 2: To the podcast.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I'm your host Brandy's card, you're still unshaving host Brandon's card,
- 1:36Speaker 1: and I'm joined by two of my favorite people.
- 1:38Speaker 2: In the world.
- 1:39Speaker 4: Where are somebody like it?
- 1:41Speaker 2: Damn sure? Do buried all up in it. How are
- 1:45Speaker 2: you feeling this week?
- 1:47Speaker 4: Hot?
- 1:47Speaker 2: I'm sure, God damn.
- 1:51Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lord, sorry, my lord, sorry lord.
- 1:54Speaker 2: I should have been my fan.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Got you.
- 2:08Speaker 2: And the words are one of my favors. Duran Bernond
- 2:11Speaker 2: teach y'all lesson. This is eight.
- 2:14Speaker 1: You ate that it's not clockett that you ate that
- 2:19Speaker 1: this means you playing a pre come. That's what Duran said,
- 2:25Speaker 1: I'm playing for pre coming.
- 2:26Speaker 2: You do this, this means you ate that was good
- 2:31Speaker 2: by the information for your everyday life. I love him
- 2:34Speaker 2: because it's the more you know.
- 2:39Speaker 1: And we love Duran because every time I see a
- 2:41Speaker 1: video or interview with him, I'll be like that man
- 2:43Speaker 1: is a walking intrusive thought because he's gonna say the
- 2:45Speaker 1: focus on his mind.
- 2:46Speaker 4: I adore him.
- 2:47Speaker 5: Babyelo tribute at three t was the job for once
- 2:54Speaker 5: bet thank you, and that Lauren Hill tribute was fan fuckingtastic.
- 2:58Speaker 4: Yes we know the awards fucking came on in June.
- 3:01Speaker 4: We don't care. We're talking about it nap. First of all,
- 3:03Speaker 4: First of all, it was.
- 3:04Speaker 5: Fantastic because they did People was like, oh, they didn't
- 3:06Speaker 5: do nothing of d Angelo his his well known song.
- 3:09Speaker 4: So what they did my favorite though ship, mother fuck up.
- 3:17Speaker 5: And they had the right person singing that shit. Because
- 3:19Speaker 5: the red did that. He here's everything he needed to have.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Shout out to him. Mab Kid said up, was like,
- 3:25Speaker 4: he's gonna let him say motherfucker. I was like, you
- 3:28Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, blocking in time? They ain't blocking
- 3:30Speaker 4: in time? Why they was sitting here?
- 3:33Speaker 5: They're like, why do go for you? Yes, nobody ever
- 3:41Speaker 5: does that song. So I'm glad that they did the
- 3:43Speaker 5: lesser known d Angelo songs. We know Brown Sugar, we
- 3:47Speaker 5: know me and those Dreaming Eyes, we know Cruising, we
- 3:50Speaker 5: know Lady, we know all of those songs. They were
- 3:52Speaker 5: his hits, yes they were. However, them b shine hits,
- 3:56Speaker 5: those those those those cuts that they didn't play on
- 3:59Speaker 5: a round, y'all, that's what we needed to hear.
- 4:02Speaker 4: And they did a great damn job. Everybody. Yes, because
- 4:08Speaker 4: I had never heard of her before.
- 4:09Speaker 2: She's fancy before.
- 4:11Speaker 4: No, I didn't know who she when I seen it.
- 4:13Speaker 4: You don't even saying who was going to perform? And
- 4:15Speaker 4: I was saying who is that? That was telling me
- 4:19Speaker 4: that that was like sewing up. They used one of
- 4:21Speaker 4: her songs for a tip.
- 4:22Speaker 5: You probably heard it on TikTok, so when she pulled
- 4:24Speaker 5: a song up, I was like, oh yeah, I hear
- 4:25Speaker 5: heard that, but I didn't know who it.
- 4:27Speaker 4: Was a lot of them TikTok song, I don't know
- 4:29Speaker 4: you know who they are? Da girl?
- 4:31Speaker 5: Her mic was on and she sings she was gonna
- 4:35Speaker 5: come out there and sing her throwout when she ain't
- 4:37Speaker 5: had no shoes on, because that's Eric for ys, that's
- 4:40Speaker 5: every every performer. She came out of them shoes. I
- 4:44Speaker 5: mean she had them shoes on, baby, and she hit
- 4:46Speaker 5: that last high note.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Baby. I almost threw something. That girl was good.
- 4:52Speaker 1: At the Grammys last year, song called Oscar Winning Tears.
- 4:56Speaker 4: See I have. I rarely watched the gram Beats all
- 4:59Speaker 4: the way through.
- 5:00Speaker 5: I'll go back and watch the performances that I wanted
- 5:02Speaker 5: to see, so I really don't. But in the BT,
- 5:05Speaker 5: what was I Usually it's been a while since I
- 5:07Speaker 5: sat and watched that whole thing through. But we started
- 5:09Speaker 5: watching it at on Betty's and I finished.
- 5:13Speaker 4: It when I got home. I turned to right back
- 5:15Speaker 4: when when I got home because I didn't want to.
- 5:18Speaker 5: I didn't want to miss the D'Angelo tribute or the
- 5:20Speaker 5: Lauren tribute.
- 5:21Speaker 4: And that's another thing.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Whoever made the selections for that Lauren Hill tribute good,
- 5:26Speaker 5: damn Joe.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I think Lauren made. I think the artist did with
- 5:29Speaker 1: the artistreat selections for the tribute.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Fantastic, because I don't think she Tack was good. T
- 5:35Speaker 4: Wad was good.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Rhapsody did that. Rhapsody and Lizzo and Sisa and then
- 5:45Speaker 5: Baby d Queen, the Queen Owens, the Queen Latifa and
- 5:54Speaker 5: that damn Calm and Baby I was when I say
- 5:56Speaker 5: I was in the this is what my teeth turned
- 5:58Speaker 5: on the way out. They did that, and I love
- 6:01Speaker 5: the fact that they incorporated her children into that tribute.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Because she was a baby. She lost her voice. She
- 6:06Speaker 4: was screaming so much.
- 6:07Speaker 5: That's why when she got up there to perform, you know,
- 6:10Speaker 5: she wasn't hitting them notes like she she usually would,
- 6:13Speaker 5: but she did. She did what she needed to do,
- 6:15Speaker 5: and then she performed at one of the half the
- 6:16Speaker 5: parties and her voice was bad at that point. Miss Lauren, Yes, ma'am.
- 6:21Speaker 5: They say how she get she got an icon of
- 6:25Speaker 5: a Legend award when only won album. They wanted their
- 6:27Speaker 5: numbers and it's still doing numbers. The album was eight Classic,
- 6:30Speaker 5: She Want six Grammy off of the album Class six
- 6:33Speaker 5: Year I still play in front the back of her
- 6:35Speaker 5: debut album.
- 6:37Speaker 4: Oh that's the thing.
- 6:38Speaker 6: That's the thing, that that's the that's the most amazing
- 6:40Speaker 6: thing that you all of this ship thirty years and thirty.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Years, al'all did they.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Said this, They said, this is one of the highest
- 6:53Speaker 4: rated BT Awards in the years in years.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Fantastic Now everybody else I was, I was cool off,
- 7:00Speaker 5: but Ray was excellent. Uh of course, you know. I
- 7:03Speaker 5: love me some Cardi. I love Cardy. Cardy can do
- 7:05Speaker 5: no wrong in minds. But the stuff I need her
- 7:08Speaker 5: to get now that she.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Need losing weight.
- 7:09Speaker 5: She needs to get her booty reduced because it's too
- 7:12Speaker 5: big for her body now.
- 7:13Speaker 4: And Colonne and Jamie Fox and his and Jamie.
- 7:16Speaker 5: Daughter Alista, I think her name is the girl was
- 7:19Speaker 5: very talented, just like her father. Baby that she her
- 7:23Speaker 5: mic was on too on Coloney's I've been sleeping on her.
- 7:29Speaker 5: I'm sleeping cause she that that was a that that
- 7:31Speaker 5: that was good. That was the best performances of the night. Colonne,
- 7:34Speaker 5: uh the Lauren tribute, the d Angelo Tribute. I enjoyed
- 7:38Speaker 5: Cardi and uh oh and t I opening the show.
- 7:44Speaker 7: When I heard when I heard damn, little damn little damn.
- 7:48Speaker 5: I said, oh, they're gonna show this big show. That's
- 7:51Speaker 5: old school t I and and yeah and then running
- 7:55Speaker 5: to the chick or flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
- 7:58Speaker 5: I was happy to see baby. That's right, that struck baby.
- 8:02Speaker 4: Janet walked like her coochie good.
- 8:04Speaker 8: She just.
- 8:06Speaker 4: Was like Tianna lost her I say, she's so dramatic.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Why is she going? Because that's her fucking icon, that
- 8:13Speaker 4: is her idol. That's how the woman who she wants
- 8:17Speaker 4: to be like.
- 8:18Speaker 5: I was sitting there like, oh to your missus, Jackson
- 8:20Speaker 5: if when she ran up on that stage and grabbed
- 8:23Speaker 5: and hunked on jam Jenners like I love you. I
- 8:25Speaker 5: loved you like sixty years old. Looks good now. She
- 8:29Speaker 5: she got her face tightened up a little bit. We
- 8:30Speaker 5: ain't gonna look past that, but she's still janmingy motherfucking Jackson.
- 8:33Speaker 5: And I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn.
- 8:35Speaker 5: Janet is another way classic community.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Class from the Fine Nose on to find No Special Brother.
- 8:41Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what else is going on?
- 8:44Speaker 5: My body was snatched like that at sixty. I never
- 8:46Speaker 5: had no god damn clue if my body.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Was snatched like that.
- 8:47Speaker 5: It's forty y'all had a hope I will never get
- 8:50Speaker 5: the money to get me a goddamn tell me you
- 8:52Speaker 5: can start working on it, and I could start working
- 8:54Speaker 5: on it. But you know I got that. I man
- 8:56Speaker 5: to get this f move. You know they muscle. Get
- 8:58Speaker 5: this muscle typening break here, because you know, once your stomach,
- 9:01Speaker 5: a lot of times, once your stomach, once you get
- 9:03Speaker 5: the apron belly.
- 9:04Speaker 4: It is hard to get rid of the apron belly.
- 9:05Speaker 4: And I got I show.
- 9:06Speaker 2: Got that ain't nothing. You never know.
- 9:10Speaker 4: I got to do something.
- 9:10Speaker 7: Baby Washington on except the award and then snatched for
- 9:16Speaker 7: all that, for the for that appreciation for Janet Joor
- 9:18Speaker 7: and then for her just being as homeboy as she was.
- 9:21Speaker 7: I'm sitting there, I'm sitting there about to tear up,
- 9:23Speaker 7: like you maybe hurt that ship.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Baby.
- 9:25Speaker 5: Maybe the way she tookled me was she was like, no, y'all,
- 9:27Speaker 5: I can't see and put her glasses on.
- 9:29Speaker 4: That's right, man, because we got.
- 9:30Speaker 5: To see around these parts she was reading, damning you
- 9:34Speaker 5: put them glasses on it.
- 9:35Speaker 4: She ain't give the damn about none.
- 9:36Speaker 7: Of that, y'all this year, being that the war was
- 9:41Speaker 7: well deserved.
- 9:41Speaker 4: That's what the clips.
- 9:42Speaker 1: I didn't actually sit and watching the entire broadcat I
- 9:44Speaker 1: think usually washing the broadcast.
- 9:46Speaker 2: This year, I didn't.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I forgot someone to be honest, I watched clips on
- 9:50Speaker 1: social media.
- 9:51Speaker 4: So yeah, I ended up.
- 9:51Speaker 5: Like I said, Betty turned it on while we was there,
- 9:53Speaker 5: so I ended up watching pretty much the whole show.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Remember boy, I know who he was. I got went
- 10:00Speaker 4: to the bathroom. Once upon a time.
- 10:01Speaker 7: They used that used to be the thing when the
- 10:03Speaker 7: awards shorts came on. Everybody, Yeah, everybody sit down.
- 10:07Speaker 4: But nothing that I would be.
- 10:08Speaker 5: The awards aren't as good as they want were like
- 10:12Speaker 5: the Soule Train Awards, the BT Awards, the nub A
- 10:16Speaker 5: CP wards, them awards that stuff. So the Image, yes,
- 10:22Speaker 5: but that usually comes on like the Grammys. I think
- 10:26Speaker 5: the Image Awards usually comes on earlier in the year.
- 10:28Speaker 5: BT Awards usually like and then the Soul Train Awards
- 10:33Speaker 5: used to come on in the fall. They ended the
- 10:37Speaker 5: Train Awards where they should have kept the Soul Training
- 10:38Speaker 5: Wars because I like that they appreciated the older, older
- 10:42Speaker 5: artists the artists.
- 10:43Speaker 4: We grew up, but they just they just basically to
- 10:46Speaker 4: the BT Awards. That's what they're doing now because they
- 10:47Speaker 4: did the.
- 10:47Speaker 5: Same thing with the Hip Hop Awards because they came
- 10:50Speaker 5: through the Hip Hop Awards as well. They're keeping the
- 10:53Speaker 5: BT Awards and keeping the na A CP Awards right now.
- 10:56Speaker 5: The Grammys ain't never been for us, So that's why
- 10:58Speaker 5: I really don't worry about that unless I know it's
- 11:00Speaker 5: somebody I really like. I knew they was doing that
- 11:02Speaker 5: Dglow and it ROBERTA Flax tribute last year with Lauren.
- 11:06Speaker 5: That's why I watched it this year because of that.
- 11:09Speaker 5: And then for those of you all to keep saying
- 11:10Speaker 5: they didn't do a tribute Danger Stone. They absolutely did
- 11:13Speaker 5: a tribute to Age Stone last year because she died
- 11:15Speaker 5: right before the BT Awards last year.
- 11:17Speaker 4: They did tribute to her. However, they should have done
- 11:21Speaker 4: a better tribute to her.
- 11:22Speaker 5: She only got one song sung by I think the
- 11:25Speaker 5: young lady name is Ambirds something.
- 11:27Speaker 4: She's a country singing. She did no more ring now
- 11:31Speaker 4: they didn't. She didn't. We didn't get the whole song.
- 11:33Speaker 4: We didn't get a whole tribute.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Dang, So that I do agree with she should have
- 11:37Speaker 5: got a full tribute because Angie been to the music
- 11:39Speaker 5: game for a very long time and she deserves but
- 11:42Speaker 5: she deserved to have a full tribuning.
- 11:44Speaker 4: But I think I think that's a testament to that's
- 11:46Speaker 4: a testament.
- 11:47Speaker 7: To the same way that that happened when Michael died,
- 11:50Speaker 7: like it was, it was short. It was short, literally
- 11:53Speaker 7: like a couple of days before the war.
- 11:55Speaker 4: They had they had to rearrange the whole show, and
- 11:57Speaker 4: that's why we.
- 11:58Speaker 5: Got the following year we got that actual tribute by
- 12:01Speaker 5: Chris Brown. Because initially people were saying they didn't want
- 12:04Speaker 5: Chris Burro, they didn't want Chris Brown because he hit
- 12:06Speaker 5: all the controversy and stuff going on. However, nobody could
- 12:09Speaker 5: have done a tribute like him, So sorry, y'all, y'all
- 12:13Speaker 5: gotta give credit with credits. Dude, that boy, that boy
- 12:15Speaker 5: was on his best bullshit And when we finally got
- 12:18Speaker 5: that tribute the following year, it was what.
- 12:21Speaker 4: It needed to happen. Yeah, it did.
- 12:23Speaker 5: And also, bet y'all left Jesse Jackson all the memorial
- 12:27Speaker 5: out of the memoriam thing. I don't know how to
- 12:28Speaker 5: fuck y'all did that.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I think that I think they might have actually been
- 12:33Speaker 1: on purpose, and not from b ET but from Paramount,
- 12:37Speaker 1: because you know the family that the what's the guy's
- 12:40Speaker 1: name who owns Oracle, Larry Ellison, they bought Paramount, which
- 12:44Speaker 1: owns b ET. And because if you notice, usually the
- 12:49Speaker 1: BC Awards usually has like a slant of like make
- 12:52Speaker 1: sure you read to the vote, make sure you know
- 12:54Speaker 1: that wasn't really mentioned at all this shit, and I
- 12:57Speaker 1: think that that may have been a directive coming down
- 13:00Speaker 1: from the CEO of Paramount, Larry Ellison, saying, hey, don't
- 13:04Speaker 1: mention politics, don't mention political figures, don't mention voting, don't
- 13:07Speaker 1: mention nothing.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Just mentioning somebody else who was involved in civil rights.
- 13:12Speaker 4: I could be wrong.
- 13:13Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to go back and look at it,
- 13:16Speaker 5: but I just there was a critiquet.
- 13:21Speaker 4: I think they.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Voting the normally Taraji last year Taraji or the year before.
- 13:28Speaker 1: But during the twenty twenty four election Toaraji was like
- 13:31Speaker 1: make sure you reached every other thing.
- 13:33Speaker 4: Go vote registered, the vote your voice, the vote, the
- 13:37Speaker 4: vote is your power. Go register. But this year, yeah,
- 13:41Speaker 4: that's the only thing that's only critic that. I really
- 13:44Speaker 4: one more thing I can believe it.
- 13:45Speaker 2: I believe it.
- 13:46Speaker 7: Thank you, Thank you, Sylvie Alrong, thank you, thank you
- 13:50Speaker 7: Silver wrong for forever, for everything that you did, the
- 13:52Speaker 7: ors that you brought.
- 13:54Speaker 4: That you signed, that you that you love good music
- 13:57Speaker 4: mm hm.
- 13:59Speaker 7: Saying potential and each and other person that you've signed,
- 14:02Speaker 7: that you signed and you backed because they was fucking amazing.
- 14:07Speaker 5: And it's something the next year bt hey uh living
- 14:10Speaker 5: I con awood, Missy Elliott.
- 14:12Speaker 4: Please thanks, including Kelly Roland, who looked stupid.
- 14:15Speaker 5: Baby baby baby, she like a.
- 14:21Speaker 4: God look thank you baby. She looks shabulous and she humble, fantastic.
- 14:29Speaker 2: She always has baby, she always has baby.
- 14:32Speaker 4: She looked like ice cream cone and the heat. Baby.
- 14:34Speaker 4: She looked good cook God had mercy she did.
- 14:38Speaker 7: She looked fantastic, sea lesbian like every third Monday.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Once in a while.
- 14:46Speaker 1: You know, I am a fan of the Children of Destiny,
- 14:48Speaker 1: so you know, you know, Kelly Rowling came.
- 14:52Speaker 2: None of the children of Destiny can sneak by me.
- 14:55Speaker 4: She looked fair, looked baby and their gold dress baby
- 14:58Speaker 4: except the Melanie was by fair and that gold baby.
- 15:02Speaker 4: She was gonna talk about them days, talking about days whatever.
- 15:06Speaker 2: We don't talk about I don't know.
- 15:09Speaker 4: The luggas cry what they said, Yes, your luggage is
- 15:13Speaker 4: already home, Like, damn.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Bitch, leave without your luggage. You can send your luggage
- 15:18Speaker 1: to you going about your business?
- 15:21Speaker 2: You ready for questioning.
- 15:23Speaker 6: Name?
- 15:24Speaker 2: You know yo?
- 15:26Speaker 4: You know what pissed me off about that?
- 15:28Speaker 2: I think it's time for question that the week go ahead.
- 15:30Speaker 4: This ain't saying, ain't saying never word my name. And
- 15:33Speaker 4: she here and she was out there talking about like
- 15:36Speaker 4: like grabbing a wood like that wasn't you. That wasn't
- 15:39Speaker 4: your that was that was.
- 15:47Speaker 5: So bad?
- 15:48Speaker 9: God, damn it, that was.
- 15:49Speaker 4: The toy hand is damn it?
- 15:51Speaker 2: Damn sure was bitch, that was you?
- 15:54Speaker 4: And that that wasn't you.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And I think even I think grab did start recording
- 15:59Speaker 1: on something Survivor, but I think memory again because you
- 16:04Speaker 1: know my beehive and d C d C four hive.
- 16:07Speaker 1: You know, remember, I think her vocals were removed from
- 16:11Speaker 1: the that she was on on Survivor.
- 16:14Speaker 4: The album, so they dropped her like a bad head.
- 16:16Speaker 2: But she left.
- 16:17Speaker 1: She might have gotten credit for like a couple of songs,
- 16:21Speaker 1: she say, background, but that's it because by the time
- 16:23Speaker 1: Surviva came out, it was only three people on the
- 16:25Speaker 1: album cover and.
- 16:28Speaker 4: All through the motherfucking all through the mothering, Like.
- 16:31Speaker 2: It's just three question of.
- 16:38Speaker 4: Ye remember chest n not you. I'm talking what that's
- 16:47Speaker 4: some petty I mean, I wanted to know you didn't
- 16:50Speaker 4: you ain't win that grabby.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Yeah, remember the show with Lee and BT, the group show.
- 16:57Speaker 1: She was like, but you didn't though I was in
- 17:01Speaker 1: the biggest senior group in the rush.
- 17:02Speaker 4: She was like, were you? I mean, but you weren't
- 17:06Speaker 4: there that show. Not uncle was uncle?
- 17:11Speaker 5: It was earlier another show. It was earlier, I said,
- 17:13Speaker 5: she wasn't no oncle. That was the twins from Cherish
- 17:16Speaker 5: and then uh seven from Total Uh real day a Nivia.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Them twins upset my nerves. They was bitch.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Said they were sent there to be feelings.
- 17:30Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, they were bitches.
- 17:32Speaker 2: I love it so Olivia though, but let's go ahead
- 17:35Speaker 2: and get stopped this cursing of the week, y'all.
- 17:48Speaker 4: I was it wasn't me.
- 17:54Speaker 2: I was was in my hand. I didn't do nothing. Sorry.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Jb P like y'all.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I love y'all though I know Searanotta don't watch, but
- 18:02Speaker 1: I watch JBP so Joe Button podcast. So on the
- 18:08Speaker 1: question of the week segment at the show. We was
- 18:11Speaker 1: doing Welcome to the Question of the Week segment at
- 18:14Speaker 1: the show and on the Question of the Week segment
- 18:18Speaker 1: of the show, my scoured into webs read my TikTok
- 18:21Speaker 1: at fop because where the hell use what I love?
- 18:26Speaker 2: I find videos savings.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Bring them for y'all in the group chat from the
- 18:31Speaker 1: group chat, so you get served, damn because I'm about
- 18:34Speaker 1: to do it for a little.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Saint B two K tr audition and then versus it
- 18:38Speaker 4: didn't work. It didn't work in their favor. Baby, You're
- 18:44Speaker 4: gonna ask somebody.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I did see a comment that has a little saint
- 18:48Speaker 1: turning over in his grave right now watching this versus.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Anyway, somebody said they're gonna bring Sonny. Y'all shut all
- 18:55Speaker 5: this ship down.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Like the head here go.
- 19:03Speaker 4: You need to bring soney in the cocky right out.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Please tell me your favorite thing to say after a
- 19:08Speaker 2: minor inconvenience. Bitch, Jesus fix it. Yeah, okay, let's get
- 19:18Speaker 2: a start at y'all.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Gods.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Please tell me your favorite thing to say after a
- 19:23Speaker 1: minor inconvenience. I need to up my funny. Oh okay,
- 19:26Speaker 1: your turn. When someone interrupts me.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Look text notes.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's okay, your turn.
- 19:40Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I guess what you have to say is
- 19:42Speaker 4: more important.
- 19:42Speaker 1: I'll let you finish. No, you go ahead, since what
- 19:45Speaker 1: you had to say was so important, you cann't control yourself.
- 19:48Speaker 2: I'll wait.
- 19:52Speaker 4: Rating and my defense. I've had just aid to me
- 19:56Speaker 4: a couple of times. I have ADHD right, and then
- 20:02Speaker 4: we understand that Sometimes out that's right there, because then
- 20:07Speaker 4: you're like, what was you about to say? And then
- 20:10Speaker 4: then that's gonna sound bitch.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 20:15Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience.
- 20:16Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. I'm going to the roof,
- 20:20Speaker 2: meet me at the sidewalk.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Oh oh god, baby, you need therapy. Yep, when geez,
- 20:35Speaker 4: that's funny. That's funny.
- 20:36Speaker 7: And ship rating that's about an eight funny blink if
- 20:41Speaker 7: you need help.
- 20:45Speaker 4: That's the way. Guys.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Please tell me your favorite thing to say after minor inconvenience.
- 20:52Speaker 1: I need to up my funny. If I started, I
- 20:55Speaker 1: say sorry for the remix.
- 20:58Speaker 5: I like that.
- 21:01Speaker 2: I like that.
- 21:01Speaker 4: That's that's a teller that I like that one. He
- 21:05Speaker 4: was I'm somebody gonna get knocked the funk out. I
- 21:12Speaker 4: got told we was going to hell for that. Read
- 21:15Speaker 4: mix the Boy to the Tobe. Yesterday she said, girl,
- 21:22Speaker 4: I'm addicted to you? Is y'all funny?
- 21:28Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 21:31Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience.
- 21:33Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. After I trip over something,
- 21:36Speaker 2: I immediately say.
- 21:38Speaker 4: Moved walking around like mama did my bad, didn't see
- 21:47Speaker 4: you there?
- 21:49Speaker 2: My bad.
- 21:50Speaker 4: I do find myself apologizing ship I hit it like.
- 21:53Speaker 5: Damn bad, boh, my bad. They need to apologize to
- 21:58Speaker 5: me as I broke my damn toenail.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Damn.
- 22:02Speaker 8: Rating.
- 22:05Speaker 2: That's that was funny, okay.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Next one that, guys, please tell me your favorite thing
- 22:10Speaker 1: to say after a minor inconvenience. I need to up
- 22:12Speaker 1: my funny. When someone drops something, I just say, yeah,
- 22:15Speaker 1: just put it anywhere.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Trade you be like what mom?
- 22:24Speaker 2: Really?
- 22:25Speaker 4: Mom? Just want to get really mind.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 22:35Speaker 1: say after a minor inconvenience.
- 22:37Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. Don't worry, we'll dd
- 22:40Speaker 2: that out. I don't like that one. No, okay, I
- 22:46Speaker 2: do this.
- 22:46Speaker 4: Next one, I do this.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 22:50Speaker 1: say after a minor inconvenience, I need to up my
- 22:53Speaker 1: funny tough grap.
- 22:57Speaker 2: After I get.
- 22:57Speaker 7: Ignored with the yep, that's right that somebody says that
- 23:08Speaker 7: it don't lie, but crickets bitch.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 23:20Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience. I need to up my funny.
- 23:23Speaker 1: I wish the pep hadn't jammed this morning. Oh Jesus,
- 23:28Speaker 1: do you need to need to I got some I
- 23:32Speaker 1: talked to somebody. I got some one hunting numbers talk space.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Good lord, we could send somebody to you.
- 23:39Speaker 4: That was not after all, mine inconvenienced my lord ship didn't.
- 23:45Speaker 4: I would.
- 23:46Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you a quick story.
- 23:47Speaker 1: So years ago when it came when I think student loans,
- 23:52Speaker 1: this was this was pre COVID, so it was I
- 23:54Speaker 1: think I had done like a pause on my student loans,
- 23:57Speaker 1: you know, doing the pause or like the forebearings say
- 23:59Speaker 1: they still shows entry. So I think after period maybe
- 24:01Speaker 1: six six to eight months, I decided to coming back
- 24:04Speaker 1: on so I could resume payments. And I was asking
- 24:07Speaker 1: asking the servicer at the time. I said, well, I'm
- 24:10Speaker 1: making payments every month. I have been making payments every
- 24:12Speaker 1: month for several years at this point, why is my
- 24:15Speaker 1: balance going up? And they were like, oh, well, sir,
- 24:18Speaker 1: you know you're paying less than the interest, the daily interest,
- 24:23Speaker 1: the cruel rate. So your minimum payment doesn't satisfy all
- 24:26Speaker 1: your interests. So because it doesn't do that, every month
- 24:29Speaker 1: you make that payment, whatever interest is left over is
- 24:31Speaker 1: rolled over to the principal of your loan. And I said, well,
- 24:33Speaker 1: why the funk would y'all make that the minimum payment?
- 24:36Speaker 4: Questions they need to answers. Should That's what they did?
- 24:40Speaker 4: How they make money what I was loaned?
- 24:44Speaker 2: Yeah, not all this extra sam.
- 24:47Speaker 1: It at one percent and make it. Don't make it
- 24:49Speaker 1: interested the compound the interests, make it simple interest one.
- 24:53Speaker 4: It is.
- 24:54Speaker 1: So after that I got on Twitter because it was
- 24:56Speaker 1: this was pre acts, it was still Twitter back then.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I said, I'm about to jump off a bridge over
- 24:59Speaker 1: the students own student Loans ship, speaking in jest, and
- 25:03Speaker 1: then I think it was navigant on mohel Of responding
- 25:06Speaker 1: said Brandy, don't do it. If you need help, please
- 25:09Speaker 1: call somebody. Don't inj your life over student loan payments.
- 25:12Speaker 1: And I responded, it was just a joke, but thanks
- 25:17Speaker 1: for your concern.
- 25:18Speaker 4: Now take my loans down the fuck who.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Thank God for forgiving student a sense.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Who shutting them up?
- 25:29Speaker 1: Shut about, And I'm sending prayers to all of y'all
- 25:32Speaker 1: who's still paying off your student loans because baby, the
- 25:36Speaker 1: way this administration talking about trying to get read of
- 25:39Speaker 1: these forgiveness programs and now the public service loan forgiveness program.
- 25:44Speaker 1: They can't do away with their courts, thankfully, but they're
- 25:48Speaker 1: trying to change stuff and up interest rates and make
- 25:50Speaker 1: people pay more money back and stuff.
- 25:52Speaker 4: I said, Oh, train them and BG and all of
- 25:56Speaker 4: them kids my ass on that whole, that whole one
- 26:00Speaker 4: trillion dollar stimulus change like that.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Next week, Gods, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 26:07Speaker 1: say after a minor inconvenience. I need to up my funny.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Excuse me, well, this is going to ruin the tour
- 26:14Speaker 1: and nobody ever gets the.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Reference is the door? Mmmmmm. I'm laughing because it's a funny,
- 26:26Speaker 4: because it was funny, not because I know the reference.
- 26:29Speaker 2: I don't know what is.
- 26:29Speaker 1: So next one, Gods, please tell me your favorite thing
- 26:33Speaker 1: to say after a minor inconvenience.
- 26:34Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. I say who the
- 26:38Speaker 2: hell pushed me when I tripped?
- 26:42Speaker 4: How many of y'all was it?
- 26:44Speaker 5: It was about four of the trying to jump me.
- 26:49Speaker 5: Brady to give me the listen, I heard you. Jesus goodness, gracious,
- 26:54Speaker 5: you had.
- 26:55Speaker 2: To push me.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 27:01Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience.
- 27:02Speaker 2: I want to. I need to up my funny. How
- 27:06Speaker 2: am I supposed to live laugh love in this environment?
- 27:09Speaker 4: H questions? Any answers? That's funny? H m hm questions,
- 27:14Speaker 4: dances m yep, yep yep. Next one said, live, laugh love?
- 27:28Speaker 4: I want to. I want to cry and die.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 27:36Speaker 1: say after a minor inconvenience. I need to up my funny.
- 27:39Speaker 1: It's okay, I'll just take it personally. When someone tells
- 27:42Speaker 1: me no, mm hmm, you seen kind of sensitive sweets silence, okay, god.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Next one, Gosh, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 27:55Speaker 1: say after a minor inconvenience.
- 27:57Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. I just did one
- 27:59Speaker 2: bout it way off the cuff. I didn't catch that.
- 28:02Speaker 2: If they're not responding, I go, okay, nice talk.
- 28:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll use that one a lot, great talk.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Oh.
- 28:13Speaker 4: I looked up the the do what that's gonna ruin
- 28:15Speaker 4: the tour reference? I was on. That was what Justin
- 28:17Speaker 4: Timberlake said at his guy d U. I. Oh, yeah,
- 28:22Speaker 4: well nobody told you to get right boy raised and
- 28:25Speaker 4: go drive.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:26Speaker 7: Yeah, it's highly publicized to get by arresting. Why are
- 28:29Speaker 7: you looking at Justin Timberlay No, I looked at the reference.
- 28:32Speaker 4: The reference.
- 28:35Speaker 2: I got it. Okay, I got it. I would say
- 28:39Speaker 2: if you did say that this is going to ruin the.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Tour, can you won't be rocking nobody's high or beating
- 28:44Speaker 5: his feet child. If he ever do that again, somebody
- 28:47Speaker 5: need to trip him.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Excellent, guys, Please tell me your favorite thing to say
- 28:52Speaker 1: after minor inconvenience, I need to up my fund.
- 28:55Speaker 2: I started saying, fetter me my bathing toaster.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Tell me you're trying to commence that bath y'all. There's
- 29:13Speaker 4: some free therapy y'all somewhere just cool radio. Like everybody else,
- 29:21Speaker 4: you are not alone.
- 29:22Speaker 2: I am here with you.
- 29:24Speaker 4: Or head right on far.
- 29:27Speaker 2: You will be in my heart al episode.
- 29:32Speaker 4: Just don't just don't wait on You're not alone. Don't
- 29:34Speaker 4: wait on, Lory clubs.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Like Mike did. Though I am here and that's the
- 29:39Speaker 2: episode title, fetch my bathing toaster.
- 29:45Speaker 4: I could have just used just damn head writing like
- 29:47Speaker 4: normal people right, or the radio radio like Taraji did,
- 29:52Speaker 4: and I can do bad by myself.
- 29:54Speaker 2: Hello Barbara, this is Dion.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Next one.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Wow, like the guys, please tell me your favorite thing
- 30:02Speaker 1: to say after minor inconvenience, I need to up my funny.
- 30:06Speaker 4: That's it.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Christmas is canceled.
- 30:11Speaker 4: I used that with my kids and it wasn't no
- 30:14Speaker 4: minding inconvenience he was. I heard. I heard that a
- 30:18Speaker 4: lot like you know what that is dead. He ain't
- 30:20Speaker 4: too many cookies. He had hard to tell becausecholestia Wall
- 30:26Speaker 4: was high. Damn cookies. He got the diabetes.
- 30:36Speaker 5: He just.
- 30:39Speaker 4: His last words was hope. Mary.
- 30:45Speaker 5: Missus Claus is very upset because she told him to
- 30:48Speaker 5: watch his daddy. Nobody left him no vegan cookies or
- 30:52Speaker 5: notough left.
- 30:54Speaker 8: Some salary or something. Was just Dixon's sixty to two.
- 31:05Speaker 8: I'm talking, nigg I'm talking. I'm talking ten and sixty two.
- 31:07Speaker 4: I'm talking God, damn Mary.
- 31:11Speaker 1: That's good Lord, Okay, moving on from that, guys, please
- 31:18Speaker 1: tell me your favorite thing to say after a minor inconvenience.
- 31:20Speaker 1: I need to up my fund. Do you have to
- 31:24Speaker 1: pay for every word when someone's being drive a text
- 31:27Speaker 1: that's a favor of mine?
- 31:30Speaker 4: Oh, I like that reference by a tax message that's dirty.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 31:48Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience.
- 31:49Speaker 2: I need to up mar.
- 31:53Speaker 4: Funny.
- 31:55Speaker 1: When I sneeze and nobody says bless you, I say
- 31:57Speaker 1: bless me, thank me, I'm welcome.
- 32:01Speaker 5: I've done that, like damn. All I did was just
- 32:04Speaker 5: sneeze out a head of damn brain cell. Thanks for
- 32:09Speaker 5: Carrie my puller stuff.
- 32:10Speaker 7: Brother did that ship he sneezed me Brandon draw and
- 32:12Speaker 7: he say no, I sneezed, like we heard.
- 32:14Speaker 4: You, bitch.
- 32:17Speaker 2: I just say bless you. I said you're welcome.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Guys, please tell me your favorite thing to say after
- 32:28Speaker 1: minor inconvenience.
- 32:29Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. I'm about to trauma
- 32:34Speaker 2: bond all of us.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Ship, Nika, we already trauma bond.
- 32:43Speaker 2: Gosh.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Please tell me your favorite thing to say after minor inconvenience.
- 32:46Speaker 1: I need to up my funny. Well, isn't that something.
- 32:53Speaker 4: That's like your mother? Like that like something would say, Look,
- 33:02Speaker 4: how about that? Ain't that? Ain't that something?
- 33:06Speaker 2: M I ain't thinking something.
- 33:09Speaker 4: I guess you thought you had a friend. Huh look
- 33:19Speaker 4: I used that one up. You thought you thought you
- 33:22Speaker 4: had a friend. Nigga, you my mother saying it all
- 33:26Speaker 4: the time. I got this your mar you the diggings.
- 33:33Speaker 4: That's my my favorite, you know, saying besides dig this,
- 33:38Speaker 4: will we digging my Okay?
- 33:40Speaker 2: All right, okay, next one? God, sound like a pip from.
- 33:46Speaker 4: I can dig it.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Please tell me your favorite thing to say after minor inconvenience.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I need to up my funny In an awkward situation,
- 33:55Speaker 1: I say, this isn't where I parked my car?
- 34:04Speaker 4: Well like the drag ras, look over there that turn around?
- 34:09Speaker 1: What you know?
- 34:13Speaker 5: Hey y'all, Hey y'all, Billy Alice next door, I called
- 34:18Speaker 5: shut the fuck up.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Though this is kind of men, but we're gonna keep
- 34:24Speaker 1: rocking with it, just because I'm too lazy to try
- 34:26Speaker 1: to find something else about fifteen responses in guys, Please
- 34:31Speaker 1: tell me your favorite thing to say after minory convenience.
- 34:33Speaker 1: I need to up my funny. Yeah, I'm not living
- 34:36Speaker 1: Levita Loca.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Wait what oh, I guess I got say. I guess
- 34:42Speaker 4: I don't feel Benita. Do you feel Benita? No?
- 34:47Speaker 2: No, no, no, Mrs Superman, not him? Oh no, next one.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Hold on, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 34:57Speaker 1: say after minor inconvenience.
- 34:59Speaker 2: I need to up my phone.
- 35:01Speaker 1: When someone doesn't respond to a direct question, I just
- 35:04Speaker 1: follow up with, oh, I see it's a secret, right,
- 35:07Speaker 1: I see.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Myself out of the conversation talking.
- 35:16Speaker 4: Ain't talking this one.
- 35:18Speaker 2: I do a very variation this next one.
- 35:21Speaker 1: So next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing
- 35:25Speaker 1: to say after minor inconvenience.
- 35:26Speaker 2: I need to up my funny. So it's fun meeting right,
- 35:31Speaker 2: not the I'll be like, fuck me.
- 35:39Speaker 4: My favorite line. Oh oh, blame the black guy, right,
- 35:46Speaker 4: like nobody's blaming you. I'm like, I'm I'm the only man. Ayiot,
- 35:51Speaker 4: it's my fault. It's because I'm black. Oh yeah, I
- 35:54Speaker 4: like that. Oh you're a racist? I always know.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Guys, Please tell me your favorite thing to say after
- 36:01Speaker 1: a minor inconvenience. I need to up my funny showing
- 36:04Speaker 1: up late and saying whoa y'all are here early? I
- 36:09Speaker 1: might need to book one.
- 36:11Speaker 4: Let me yeah, yeah, yeah, do that and send it
- 36:15Speaker 4: to me, and I'm gonna send the nat mm hmmm,
- 36:19Speaker 4: send that to my uncle.
- 36:20Speaker 2: Disregard that last one. They don't know what the fun
- 36:22Speaker 2: they're talking about.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Next one, guys, please tell me your favorite thing to
- 36:26Speaker 1: say after a minor convenience.
- 36:28Speaker 2: I need to un my funny, y'all.
- 36:30Speaker 4: It's a pig pussy pork, no bad? Was the ballpark's
- 36:49Speaker 4: plump when you cook them? Do the rockets ray?
- 37:00Speaker 2: But bonds be bursting in there?
- 37:04Speaker 8: Huh.
- 37:10Speaker 2: It's crack wack snippy.
- 37:13Speaker 4: It is terminated with your lessons. Why Denzo had to
- 37:19Speaker 4: be croaking before you took it? You gotta be a
- 37:24Speaker 4: pot to get an ice?
- 37:26Speaker 2: Make me feel good, Daddy makes me feel good. Let's
- 37:31Speaker 2: do a couple more.
- 37:32Speaker 4: God damn it. Why Jada gets his honest to get.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Gouys, please tell me your favorite thing to say after
- 37:40Speaker 1: a monay? It confis I need to up my funny.
- 37:44Speaker 1: I like to buy a valve anytime I stutter.
- 37:53Speaker 4: It's a committed That's how I think you can get
- 37:59Speaker 4: he can get his whole world. There any ws in
- 38:02Speaker 4: the system? Is there any as any eyes?
- 38:09Speaker 1: No, there's some there's some booge Why times about this
- 38:14Speaker 1: boh yeah, final one ship. Guys were telling me your
- 38:24Speaker 1: favorite thing to say after mind inconvenience, I need my
- 38:27Speaker 1: funny Well this is this isn't exactly buttering my.
- 38:33Speaker 7: Crumpt what wait wait, wait, time about talking about We
- 38:38Speaker 7: was just talking funny ship.
- 38:39Speaker 4: Now this nigga got sexual, like what ain't gonna butter
- 38:43Speaker 4: in my crumpy and I never had bad sex to
- 38:47Speaker 4: get out?
- 38:49Speaker 2: Well, I could have had a video.
- 38:51Speaker 4: This isn't exactly buttering my crumpt, this ain't glad would
- 38:57Speaker 4: be like fuck me something ship.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Okay, Well that concludes a very mix question of the week.
- 39:06Speaker 4: Sorry just saying this ain't putting up on your pant
- 39:12Speaker 4: and glad, don't my sausage.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Like Beyonce said, Bitch, this ain't Texas, ain't no hold ship.
- 39:20Speaker 1: You ain't dropped nothing down, down.
- 39:22Speaker 4: Down, damn and boom and boom goes to dynamite.
- 39:27Speaker 2: They didn't. That's the problem.
- 39:28Speaker 4: Throw my keys up right over here so I can go.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Because nigga, get off me. I'm about the resurrect m
- 39:34Speaker 1: C I so I can call the canswer my sirch.
- 39:36Speaker 4: I ain't even get spinned round round?
- 39:42Speaker 2: What's next?
- 39:43Speaker 4: That just fucking funny that I just had a flash
- 39:47Speaker 4: bag Forgive me a little out here, smash and get penies.
- 39:51Speaker 4: You silly bitch. You talking about pennies, silly queen. Pen
- 40:00Speaker 4: they're marrigos. I mean, not no more flowers when I
- 40:07Speaker 4: see one. Oh my god, they are miracles. They would never, ever,
- 40:17Speaker 4: ever not be funny.
- 40:19Speaker 1: If you don't get that reference, go on TikTok or
- 40:22Speaker 1: YouTube or the insta chat or Twitter and.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Look up a movie called The Gay Deceivers.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Have you been able to find an extual movie online?
- 40:30Speaker 2: I don't think it's streaming.
- 40:33Speaker 4: It on YouTube.
- 40:34Speaker 1: It's from nineteen sixty nine and it's about mine. It's
- 40:37Speaker 1: about a group of guys who faked being gay to
- 40:42Speaker 1: get out of being drafted and gonna fight Vietnam.
- 40:48Speaker 4: That's my peonies, You silly bitch. Came you, silly bitch.
- 40:56Speaker 4: They're n I mean, got there. She's right, all right, y'all.
- 41:03Speaker 5: Before we get started, if you have any questions, comments,
- 41:05Speaker 5: topic ideas, any uh.
- 41:12Speaker 4: Uh, if you have any rant.
- 41:15Speaker 5: S vince, topic ideas, uh, movie ideas, my documentaries, anything
- 41:21Speaker 5: of the like that you want herd on this here, Okay,
- 41:24Speaker 5: you can reach us at ask on depart at gmail
- 41:27Speaker 5: dot com.
- 41:28Speaker 4: That is a s k W A N D A
- 41:30Speaker 4: p O D at gmail dot com.
- 41:32Speaker 5: We are all over Beyonce's Internet, Blue, Bobby's Wi Fi,
- 41:37Speaker 5: Roomy's IP address, Sara's main frame, jay z on admin,
- 41:43Speaker 5: Mama teen in the back, make a gum boot turn
- 41:48Speaker 5: over here crying, and so Lawrence is in the bag
- 41:51Speaker 5: on goal like in the sky. We're going write on
- 41:55Speaker 5: over the Brandon's favorite three or six brown chicks because
- 41:57Speaker 5: we just gonna keep with the food.
- 41:59Speaker 2: All of it.
- 42:01Speaker 10: You win this now, homegirl, No, no, no way wi
- 42:06Speaker 10: what she saying? He went his down of that system.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Not dream girls.
- 42:11Speaker 4: This ain't got nothing to do with me. Okay, at me,
- 42:17Speaker 4: at me?
- 42:18Speaker 2: How much did you put out to get.
- 42:20Speaker 4: In now where I'm at? At missus Fie White all Hide.
- 42:26Speaker 4: The trainer dated him and he later moved in with
- 42:29Speaker 4: me and my two kids.
- 42:30Speaker 5: He tried to overhaul our lives throughout snack, foods, bands, sugar.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Et cetera.
- 42:36Speaker 5: I confronted him him, I can't live here with these
- 42:39Speaker 5: fat ass kids, and he left. I want him back.
- 42:45Speaker 5: He's a great man. Help ain't the fucking ain't, Ladies
- 42:52Speaker 5: and gentlemen, I have an update, bitch. A bad economy
- 42:58Speaker 5: always helps a good man find love. Mister Physical Fitness
- 43:01Speaker 5: came back home to me. He decided my children weren't
- 43:04Speaker 5: too fat. He decided he was gonna let them eat
- 43:07Speaker 5: what they wanted to eat and how often they want
- 43:09Speaker 5: to eat it.
- 43:10Speaker 4: He lost his job.
- 43:11Speaker 5: The gym put him on leave until he's able to
- 43:13Speaker 5: bounce back from the massive weak game. I stay in
- 43:16Speaker 5: the gym. My body is t Mister physical Fitness as
- 43:20Speaker 5: fat as fucking it. I'm not attracted to him sexually anymore.
- 43:23Speaker 5: So I met a new summer flying at the gym.
- 43:27Speaker 5: Not should have fat?
- 43:27Speaker 4: That man up like a pig man. No no, no, no, no,
- 43:30Speaker 4: that wasn't no, that wasn't her. That was depression. He
- 43:34Speaker 4: was in there. You know all the cookie. That was
- 43:37Speaker 4: depression of karma, bitch, because.
- 43:38Speaker 5: All the snacks and pies, all the chilling, all the pigs.
- 43:46Speaker 5: I want some of them chilling.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Don't love You're right line to them. I ain't all
- 43:54Speaker 4: love that. That is karma for that ass.
- 43:57Speaker 2: I see it right now.
- 43:59Speaker 7: But chas Nigga wanna talk about own. I can't deal
- 44:02Speaker 7: with these pet ass kids. And now look at you
- 44:04Speaker 7: Look at you, you homeless, jobless and fat and fat,
- 44:09Speaker 7: and you're fat, your fat, your fat ass in the
- 44:13Speaker 7: house of these fat ass kids playing.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Here stations.
- 44:17Speaker 7: While I'm out here working at her, while mama here
- 44:19Speaker 7: working and she in the gym floor with Jesus getting
- 44:22Speaker 7: by Weston.
- 44:25Speaker 4: No, don't you know, don't you have me hearing me?
- 44:30Speaker 4: Don't you having me?
- 44:31Speaker 6: No?
- 44:32Speaker 4: No, because that's because that's bullshit.
- 44:34Speaker 2: My name has been in Brandon and.
- 44:37Speaker 6: Bitch as niggas win when the kids kids ain't doing nothing,
- 44:41Speaker 6: kids nothing, eating fruit, snacks and ship and you.
- 44:45Speaker 4: Kids, they was mine and the business. Look at you,
- 44:48Speaker 4: fat ass stupid all was clogged and.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Ship you got your child's and ship. You went from
- 44:54Speaker 5: a six pack to a kid. That's what you get
- 44:56Speaker 5: talking about.
- 44:56Speaker 10: Them children, This motherfucker three months away from diabetes, love
- 45:00Speaker 10: and cheering alone.
- 45:00Speaker 5: They wanted to eat their god damn uh uh uh,
- 45:04Speaker 5: butcher m jiggets, their talckeys and Ship mind their business.
- 45:08Speaker 4: They're flaming hot cheetos and.
- 45:10Speaker 5: Drink that damn meltain dew, buy high blasts and play
- 45:12Speaker 5: their video games. And they's minding their business. You ain't
- 45:15Speaker 5: had to do all their snacks away. You left them
- 45:19Speaker 5: kids alone.
- 45:20Speaker 3: First of all, it wasn't even your fucking house either. Bitch,
- 45:22Speaker 3: you coming, you come, ship, you you're coming. I shouldn't
- 45:26Speaker 3: throw throw away my kids ship. Oh were you fighting
- 45:29Speaker 3: the fuck staying on six brown chicks? But nigga want
- 45:33Speaker 3: you because you want to be healthy. Fuck you could
- 45:36Speaker 3: have gave him some organic snacks. You ain't had to
- 45:38Speaker 3: throw all that stuff away. Feat ass bitch.
- 45:40Speaker 4: Now look at you, just big, you know what you
- 45:46Speaker 4: know what we over here? Ship? Yeah, you found out
- 45:57Speaker 4: moving along that you need And you can't even give
- 46:00Speaker 4: a dick because you can't see that ship. You can't
- 46:02Speaker 4: find it. You don't want to. Well to understand that parts, Jesus,
- 46:09Speaker 4: I got a question. Well you went down to the
- 46:12Speaker 4: whole the nigga stomping up. I want to do all
- 46:15Speaker 4: that once. I don't stop. Nope, I don't do all
- 46:21Speaker 4: I'm not searching for it.
- 46:22Speaker 2: I'm sitting on your scoup bitch.
- 46:25Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Now all the belly button cheese, sitting on
- 46:30Speaker 4: my fuege. I'm good. He can climents and letting something
- 46:34Speaker 4: go in there popery here like damn it. Nope, I'm
- 46:37Speaker 4: good like a pipow.
- 46:41Speaker 5: I had two old co workers who was in a
- 46:43Speaker 5: relationship and bos big, and I've always wondered how that worked.
- 46:47Speaker 4: They was both big as hell. I always I got
- 46:51Speaker 4: came like ship. They smell like thissus. That's my like bacon.
- 46:59Speaker 4: It's not like a butcher. She got around there like
- 47:11Speaker 4: going to the mark for real, y'all. Now even as
- 47:14Speaker 4: big when we were together, But he wasn't as big
- 47:16Speaker 4: as he is now. But he is big. I was
- 47:19Speaker 4: talking about Sean.
- 47:20Speaker 2: I don't know moving, oh ship, what I'm saying, you
- 47:24Speaker 2: won't leg on?
- 47:26Speaker 4: You know I can't do it, y'all. I'm big, you big.
- 47:34Speaker 4: I can't.
- 47:36Speaker 5: Cool, which I mean, damn if I make you lean
- 47:39Speaker 5: off the time to get your dicks up, I'm not
- 47:40Speaker 5: doing it.
- 47:41Speaker 4: No, please move, But.
- 47:48Speaker 3: Then he can't stay that.
- 47:51Speaker 4: Picture, can't take more.
- 47:56Speaker 5: Conserve your oxygen, serious, conserve your actually can take small breaths,
- 48:02Speaker 5: just small SIPs of air.
- 48:10Speaker 4: It's going away. I didn't do nothing, oh, staying on
- 48:20Speaker 4: six Bronchicks. I cheated on my wife.
- 48:24Speaker 5: With my coworker and my wife and I discuss things
- 48:27Speaker 5: that she can do to prevent me from cheating on her.
- 48:29Speaker 4: In the future.
- 48:36Speaker 5: I thought our meeting was productive and I felt closer
- 48:39Speaker 5: to her afterwards.
- 48:44Speaker 4: Keep going time. For the first time, I shared my
- 48:48Speaker 4: feelings without a breath. Came too easy. Something was wrong
- 48:54Speaker 4: about it, but I kept it moving. She cooked my fade.
- 48:57Speaker 5: Fried chicken and three cheese macaroni, and I took leftovers
- 49:01Speaker 5: to eat at work.
- 49:02Speaker 4: Yo, why is this all about fat niggas? What the
- 49:04Speaker 4: is going on? I suffered. I don't what we do
- 49:09Speaker 4: to you.
- 49:09Speaker 5: I suffered explosive diarrhea in the office after lunch, and
- 49:12Speaker 5: I don't think my coworkers will ever look at me
- 49:14Speaker 5: to say what my last name is Bowen. My boss
- 49:18Speaker 5: accidentally called me bowels doing a beating. Everything is everyone
- 49:23Speaker 5: is calling me Bowels. Now my side chick is avoiding me.
- 49:27Speaker 5: How do I again respect at home and at work?
- 49:29Speaker 5: I feel like everyone is playing in my face?
- 49:32Speaker 4: Advice. I bet you wish you hadn't have done that ship.
- 49:37Speaker 4: You should have cheated it.
- 49:40Speaker 5: Now she didn't put an extra extra strong legative and
- 49:43Speaker 5: your food and you didn't do dues just olfay work,
- 49:47Speaker 5: and now they're calling you bowels.
- 49:48Speaker 4: McGill. I promised you didn't want no accident. Your boss
- 49:51Speaker 4: called you bowels on purpose because your boss probably be
- 49:57Speaker 4: your wife or is im. She's sleeping the married man.
- 50:01Speaker 4: She slep the God I give you all the sweat.
- 50:13Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
- 50:21Speaker 2: She woke up.
- 50:22Speaker 4: She woke up and said, you're gonna talk about some
- 50:24Speaker 4: fat ass niggas.
- 50:26Speaker 6: I did not.
- 50:28Speaker 4: It's not my fault. God damn, we're gonna fan shame
- 50:35Speaker 4: on that show.
- 50:35Speaker 5: However you happened, it's just happened. So to be your
- 50:38Speaker 5: fat ass, no good nigga. You just a no dass niggas.
- 50:43Speaker 4: You're just fed. That's all me.
- 50:44Speaker 5: Fan ship.
- 50:45Speaker 4: I ain't never had to send my stomach on somebody.
- 50:49Speaker 9: Anybody said, Nick, that's not I'm not doing all that.
- 50:58Speaker 9: That's why I can dick under the cover.
- 51:00Speaker 4: That's too much. She m m, I got one more.
- 51:08Speaker 4: Oh shit, come on, I can't.
- 51:14Speaker 5: I staying on sex barricks since we Oh hell, my
- 51:18Speaker 5: wife for three years refuses to have sex with me
- 51:20Speaker 5: because she says my smell upsets her stomach.
- 51:22Speaker 4: Yo. What the fuck? Yo? I showered by weekly like
- 51:25Speaker 4: most men do.
- 51:27Speaker 5: I don't believe in showering in the summer because my
- 51:29Speaker 5: sweat cleanses my skin naturally. Why don't need soap or chemicals,
- 51:33Speaker 5: damaging my skin and interfering with my sex drive. Also,
- 51:38Speaker 5: my smell attracts women all the time. I think she's
- 51:41Speaker 5: making excuses because she's sleeping with other men.
- 51:43Speaker 4: Do you think she's cheating on me?
- 51:45Speaker 1: Or?
- 51:45Speaker 4: Is partial hygiene a deal breaker for women and your
- 51:52Speaker 4: foot bitch bi weekly in the summer and summer it's
- 51:58Speaker 4: one hundred and seventy two degrees outside right now.
- 52:02Speaker 6: Sweating does not directly clean the skin, though it offers
- 52:06Speaker 6: indirect benefits like imperuced circulation and natural exfoliation. However, sweat
- 52:10Speaker 6: can actually cause breakouts if it's left to sit on
- 52:13Speaker 6: the skin as it mixes with dirt, oils and clogs
- 52:17Speaker 6: your pores. To maxify it, to maximize skin benefits of
- 52:20Speaker 6: the workout or sauna session while you're avoiding acne. While
- 52:24Speaker 6: avoiding acne, wash it immediate immediately.
- 52:27Speaker 4: You walk around someme of like the old Lexington market.
- 52:30Speaker 6: Always to remove debris and prevent clogged pores. Avoid scrubbing gently.
- 52:39Speaker 6: Padaway sweat during the he smelled like pickleed pigs feet.
- 52:45Speaker 6: Oh god, bye weekly, bye weekly?
- 52:50Speaker 2: Are you white? That's not like that's on like some
- 52:53Speaker 2: white ship that's.
- 52:55Speaker 4: Just run down legs, like bro, like, I'm not trying
- 53:04Speaker 4: to be the rest nothing like you. But you shower
- 53:07Speaker 4: bi weekly in my yeah, in the summer year.
- 53:10Speaker 2: I know you slow. Damn that nigga smell like like
- 53:14Speaker 2: like you know what moldy bread smell like.
- 53:18Speaker 4: Damn they you know, but he does not believe in
- 53:25Speaker 4: showering during the summer. So you whole ship. Okay, So
- 53:31Speaker 4: hold on.
- 53:32Speaker 6: So now, so now what you're telling what you're telling
- 53:34Speaker 6: me is she could she could probably deal with the bow.
- 53:37Speaker 5: We know if she knew this before she married you,
- 53:39Speaker 5: Because how the fuck did john't get married?
- 53:42Speaker 2: You know what?
- 53:42Speaker 4: I want to know that he did das before after
- 53:45Speaker 4: you got married. I be watching six hundred Life yel
- 53:50Speaker 4: and I don't. I don't watch it.
- 53:52Speaker 2: I watched. I watched watch Mamo shout out to Momo.
- 53:56Speaker 4: She fucking funny and she she reviews the ship.
- 53:58Speaker 7: I'm disgusted, and I'd be a I'll just be asking questions, like,
- 54:01Speaker 7: you know, like to the wives like yo, to the
- 54:04Speaker 7: ones that actually like like like yo, how you getting thirsty?
- 54:10Speaker 4: Now?
- 54:11Speaker 1: Not bathing can be a symptom of depression in that instance,
- 54:15Speaker 1: we get it. Because you got bigger health issues that's
- 54:18Speaker 1: conventing you from bathing. But the fact that you believe
- 54:21Speaker 1: that sweat is purifying like the waters of Lake Minnetonka,
- 54:25Speaker 1: and you don't have to wash your ass.
- 54:26Speaker 6: But every fortnight, let's get mushrooms grown from let's not
- 54:31Speaker 6: get mister Rogers.
- 54:34Speaker 4: And it's over. It's fucking over, divorce. Know the show
- 54:40Speaker 4: is over. I'm destroyed, distressing, may bitch, you dirty bitch.
- 54:56Speaker 1: If you have any questions for us, feel free to
- 54:58Speaker 1: send them my way and ask one. It was a
- 55:00Speaker 1: it okay, got the shes on this ship. You need
- 55:04Speaker 1: to be here with a fire hole. Knock all this
- 55:08Speaker 1: ship off. One of the people that when he bathed,
- 55:13Speaker 1: the water just black when and it runs off and
- 55:15Speaker 1: just just all those danse skin cells in the dirt
- 55:17Speaker 1: look like coffee.
- 55:19Speaker 2: If you have any questions us.
- 55:21Speaker 1: And then when he drained the water, I mean, I'm
- 55:26Speaker 1: meant to touch the phone. Not that he said he's
- 55:27Speaker 1: gonna get you by any man.
- 55:28Speaker 4: That's not you. Not you mean he said that text
- 55:33Speaker 4: lessard send that text message to be like, I'm.
- 55:39Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 55:40Speaker 4: I know he made me about the question he throw
- 55:42Speaker 4: water is your phone Okay.
- 55:44Speaker 2: I think it's just landed on the case, not the
- 55:46Speaker 2: actual phone. Yeah, we're good.
- 55:47Speaker 4: Good Jesus, Well, I mean he threw water on me.
- 55:51Speaker 2: I got you. I know.
- 55:54Speaker 5: I said it doesn't it doesn't say ends over this
- 55:57Speaker 5: motherfucker branded So.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Now send that text.
- 55:59Speaker 4: Question.
- 55:59Speaker 2: But no, man, what you're gonna do with I was.
- 56:05Speaker 1: I was thinking about you, hey yo, taking picture of
- 56:09Speaker 1: the same fucking out crappy crab gray.
- 56:19Speaker 2: I was thinking about you. I can't control myself.
- 56:27Speaker 4: We ain't gonna we ain't nigga, ain't your wing man.
- 56:30Speaker 4: You're gonna get you lead. We're gonna get you three
- 56:34Speaker 4: rapping man with the musty balls.
- 56:37Speaker 5: That's about because she's supposed to look Jesus because it
- 56:42Speaker 5: just happened.
- 56:43Speaker 4: So you gotta understand.
- 56:44Speaker 2: You got excited, Jamiji.
- 56:46Speaker 4: Paul Fall squirted all over the god name plays raging rappids.
- 56:49Speaker 2: Nigga, that's Niagara Falls.
- 56:51Speaker 4: About to take it. Take that nigga a splash mountain.
- 56:57Speaker 4: Oh oh oh, malve to me. If you have any
- 57:06Speaker 4: questions or anything else, pluck me. You can reach us.
- 57:13Speaker 4: Payback for the US.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Feel free to send that ship out war and ask
- 57:20Speaker 1: one to part at Gmail dot com. Goddamn it, that's
- 57:23Speaker 1: ask w A and d A p O D at
- 57:26Speaker 1: gmail dot com if you want to find us all
- 57:28Speaker 1: over the internet after you the message on.
- 57:31Speaker 4: Your b A sheets.
- 57:32Speaker 1: We are on Blue Sky and Beast one to Part
- 57:34Speaker 1: that Beast God dot Social, Instagram.
- 57:39Speaker 4: Squirt and as bitches and TikTok.
- 57:42Speaker 1: At Wonder Part Underscore and Facebook and YouTube and wanted
- 57:46Speaker 1: the podcast. Don't forget that, ain't for saying. With that
- 57:49Speaker 1: being said, we hot as fuck. I'm a them fat
- 57:52Speaker 1: nigger questions and we will see y'all next week on
- 57:55Speaker 1: the first weekend in August Wednesday.
- 58:00Speaker 2: You think we love ya? Getting shown some some some
- 58:03Speaker 2: poom let me some some some pen get that get get.
- 58:08Speaker 4: Wayne Doodle. I like that wang doodle.
- 58:12Speaker 5: Any wang doodle will not do. Please don't be in
- 58:14Speaker 5: my inbox. Thanks until no No got she got standards.
- 58:26Speaker 5: It's gonna be out of.
- 58:30Speaker 4: No No said, don't don't you don't don't you.
- 58:34Speaker 2: Gonna I mean to look you know, the judge because
- 58:38Speaker 2: it might be something.
- 58:39Speaker 4: And I'm post them in a gay group, Oh damn.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Solicited President home because I'm in no gay groups.
- 58:49Speaker 3: Do y'all niggas ever think about that ship solicited. Dudes,
- 58:52Speaker 3: when y'all sending these deck picts and it's like.
- 58:55Speaker 4: I had that happen to me before.
- 58:57Speaker 3: You don't realize, you don't think about what she what
- 58:59Speaker 3: is she gonna send that ship?
- 59:00Speaker 1: We're gonna let your point with that because it's hot, hot,
- 59:02Speaker 1: stay hydrated, stay, stay comfortable, and we see y'all next
- 59:05Speaker 1: week in August.
- 59:06Speaker 4: Bye, y'all, take your titties and pussy juice. Wait, but
- 59:14Speaker 4: you had to have the pussy what that ship?
- 59:16Speaker 2: What that ship?
- 59:21Speaker 4: NaNs?
- 59:22Speaker 1: Bitches gonna take a spot blowing. We could always have
- 59:26Speaker 1: another episode of this. We overdue god by y'all