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Episode #3830 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Today's show features about seven or eight calls. I forget
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Speaker 1: calls of the year. You can't really get one hundred
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Speaker 1: calls in a show. I think we got twenty, nineteen
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Speaker 1: or twenty on this particular clip. You're going to hear
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Speaker 1: us doing I think eight calls from this show, the
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Speaker 1: top one hundred calls of the year. Here on the
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Speaker 2: The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 3: Here's call number seven.
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Speaker 4: I'm retired military. I did over twenty years in the military.
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Speaker 5: Number five.
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Speaker 4: Yeah for five to you. I'll tell you what I got.
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Speaker 4: I drive a van. I just had it painted. If
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Speaker 4: I go to one year flair drive up and you
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Speaker 4: try and put a belt sander on it, there's gonna
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Speaker 4: be a problem and you're gonna have it. Sure, you
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Speaker 4: ain't searching nothing.
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Speaker 6: Sure, it's a it's a belt sander that is industrial use.
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Speaker 5: Now you just had the car painting.
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Speaker 4: Why because I had scratches in it? Yet, creep, you
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Speaker 4: touch my car, you search my car, or you touch
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Speaker 4: anybody in my family or me, and there's gonna be
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Speaker 4: a problem. There's gonna be a citizen's arrest, and it's
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Speaker 4: gonna be you getting arrested.
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Speaker 6: Sure, I gotta ask you this guy, you ought a
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Speaker 6: sniper gun?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I do.
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Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I got a souvenir from Vietnam.
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Speaker 4: You got a problem with that?
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Speaker 6: All right, let's put that together. You got a sniper gun.
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Speaker 6: You're a Vietnam Vet, which could mean some metal imbounds.
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Speaker 4: I'm not saying, what are you talking about? Mental imbalance?
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Speaker 6: You know our Vietnam Vet, sir, came back a little
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Speaker 6: uh track, messed up in the head.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I see, because I served my country on nothing.
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Speaker 3: That is absolutely unfair. Though ninety of our Vietnam vet.
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Speaker 6: Come out feel you know the stories you see eat
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Speaker 6: red the newspapers.
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Speaker 4: And did you ever did you ever? Did you ever
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Speaker 4: look at that? I'm just telling you. If I pull
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Speaker 4: up the one of your flare drops, okay, we'll try
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Speaker 4: and put a belt's hander on my vehicle, you're gonna
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Speaker 4: eat the flare and then you're gonna be arrested.
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Speaker 1: Mike, I want you to stay on the line because
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Speaker 1: you're a veteran. I got another veteran on the line here. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: hold on, Lloyd.
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Speaker 5: Is this you?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir Lloyd?
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Speaker 5: Uh.
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Speaker 6: First of all, I want to echo everything that Mike
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Speaker 6: has said. And I was just listening to this fella,
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Speaker 6: and as a fellow veteran, if if this bastard touched
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Speaker 6: my winn a Bago, I would oh boy, you don't
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Speaker 6: even and I did three years in the Korean War. Sir,
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Speaker 6: you did a lay threatening me. You listen to me,
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Speaker 6: and you listen good. You put a sander on my Winnebago,
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Speaker 6: which my wife and I used once a year to
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Speaker 6: go to see my daughter in law in Portland, Oregon,
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Speaker 6: and I will I will tear your eyes out and
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Speaker 6: I will have sex with your skull.
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Speaker 3: All right, sir, I mean that's a strong hear what.
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Speaker 5: I'm talking about. And this is the thing that I've
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Speaker 5: got to put up with.
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Speaker 6: And the seal gone on it.
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Speaker 4: No what you got it wrong. We gotta put up
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Speaker 4: with people like you.
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Speaker 6: We gotta put up with you, you fiece of garbage.
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Speaker 6: And you know what we used to do the guys
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Speaker 6: like you in the service. Yeah, we'd vastling up their
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Speaker 6: rear end and go ahead and go to work on them,
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Speaker 6: one after the other and the right bike.
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Speaker 3: Wait a second, Okay, you see I.
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Speaker 6: Was called a fagot and it's all but well you
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Speaker 6: are a faggot.
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Speaker 3: Well wait a minute, you're talking about Yes, that's right.
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Speaker 6: We'd stivise a man, not me. Well, well, gentleman, I
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Speaker 6: can assure you that I sound like I'm probably a
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Speaker 6: little bit younger than both of you. I think I
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Speaker 6: can handle both you, no problem. Oh no, no, that's
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Speaker 6: a good one, buddy. You put your hands on me
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Speaker 6: and you'll pull back two bloody stumps. Okay, Now I'm
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Speaker 6: a fag and I'm gonna have my stell sex anything else. Gentlemen,
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Speaker 6: you know what I got my garage. I got a
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Speaker 6: machete that I got in uh right after the Chosen Reservoir.
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Speaker 6: One of the marines gave me machete and you want
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Speaker 6: to see it.
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Speaker 3: Okay, let let me. We've got enough violence going on here.
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Speaker 5: These guys are talking about hurting mean.
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Speaker 1: Well, but you're pulling over and your belt standing their car.
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Speaker 1: You detained a woman for four hours.
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Speaker 6: He called me a faggot. She called seculator Bill nude
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Speaker 6: in a faggot.
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Speaker 5: She called Major Elvison in the faggot.
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Speaker 6: She said that we all look like faggots and our
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Speaker 6: fairy ass pit helmets.
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Speaker 4: Do you want to be a police officer?
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Speaker 5: I think I am a police officer.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, you want to be a police
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Speaker 4: certified police officer.
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Speaker 6: I'm poking in the rear end, That's what I do.
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Speaker 4: No, you want to be a certified police officer?
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Speaker 6: Sir, I'm remember of citizens, officiery police.
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Speaker 5: We save what I'm asking?
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Speaker 4: Do you want to be a certified member of the
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Speaker 4: police force?
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Speaker 5: Are you meaning the me that have the cars?
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Speaker 4: That our meaning is to go to the police academy
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Speaker 4: and become a certified police officer.
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Speaker 6: And be in a car with with with real cops.
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Speaker 6: What to answer the man's question, I don't think there's.
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Speaker 5: Too much politics involved to the plea for.
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Speaker 4: Guess sir, No, no, no, no, please please please Now,
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to be reasonable with you.
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Speaker 5: Be reasonable too. There's far too much politics. All we're
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Speaker 5: trying to do the same lives. You're not saving.
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Speaker 4: Any lives by standing in my car.
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Speaker 6: You're not going to save your life because if you
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Speaker 6: put a belt sander on my car, I will drive
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Speaker 6: over top of you and every member of your family.
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Speaker 6: All Right, I gotta get the address of both of
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Speaker 6: these gentlemen. Fill unless you have enough time.
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Speaker 5: What for I've been threatened by both of many dear addresses.
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Speaker 3: Don't give any address.
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Speaker 5: I'm not giving Yeah, I'll.
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Speaker 6: Give you my address.
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Speaker 3: Don't do it.
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Speaker 5: I want to give it my address. You want it? Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Right ahead? One?
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Speaker 6: Two, three, ass Kick Street.
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Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show. This is the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: We caught him down baby. The top one hand calls
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Speaker 1: were in this case. We say it's the top one
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Speaker 1: hundred calls. In point of fact, it's only nineteen calls.
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Speaker 1: But that's all you can put into a three hour show.
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Speaker 1: We are him the home stretch. We're right at the end,
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Speaker 1: we're all of that boloney. We're getting ready to count
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Speaker 1: it down to number one, and we start off this
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Speaker 1: hour with call number six. It features a character that
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Speaker 1: we invented named Steve Bozell. Steve came from Knoxville, Tennessee,
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Speaker 1: about five six years ago with his family, and ever
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Speaker 1: since then, living out on the West Coast, life just
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Speaker 1: seems to screw with him. He's got a next door
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Speaker 1: neighbor that makes a fool out of him, He's got
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Speaker 1: children that make a fool out of him, a wife
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Speaker 1: that makes a fool out of them.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't keep Steve from trying to sue everybody. Now.
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Speaker 1: Steve doesn't really know what's happening in Washington, d C.
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Speaker 1: With the sniper issue. You remember when the sniper was
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Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. And was shooting people. He couldn't
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Speaker 1: understand the news about it because he thought the media
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Speaker 1: was using big words.
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Speaker 5: I'm not out college educated man like this lady, isn't you?
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Speaker 8: I'm not God baby? Ad you way high school in
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Speaker 8: nineteen fifty two, fifty years ago and have not been
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Speaker 8: back to school sell, okay, but where I know what
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Speaker 8: sniper is? I know what you still Evans are. I
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Speaker 8: know what a belt way is without even going to
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Speaker 8: a dictionary.
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Speaker 5: I got that much because you're a woman and you
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Speaker 5: know it's a sanitary napkin. But as a man, I
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Speaker 5: don't know that.
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Speaker 8: I did not say a belt way was a sanitary nepkin.
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Speaker 8: A belt way is a road around the.
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Speaker 5: Town you're saying. You're claiming it's a road around someone's town.
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Speaker 5: That's right, ma'am. Where'd you get your PhD? What do
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Speaker 5: you g I did not.
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Speaker 8: I don't have a PhD.
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Speaker 5: Well, where did you go to college?
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Speaker 6: Is what I'm I did not go to college.
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Speaker 8: That's what I say.
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Speaker 6: Are finished high schools?
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Speaker 9: Call.
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Speaker 8: But I've got more sense than you saved.
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Speaker 5: I had, ma'am. I have two children, Steve Junior, nighbors.
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Speaker 8: I've got freend two great grandchildren too. All right, but
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Speaker 8: that doesn't mean that I'm stupid like you claiming everybody
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Speaker 8: in the nation is ma'am.
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Speaker 5: When they said chief moose and they don't tell you
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Speaker 5: it's going to be a police officer.
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Speaker 8: Well, I know who why the chief is?
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Speaker 5: You know where the moose is?
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Speaker 8: I know where the moose is. Okay, I know where
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Speaker 8: the two are combined. It doesn't mean an animal.
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Speaker 6: It doesn't mean a cartoon character, does not.
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Speaker 5: What does head moose mean?
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Speaker 8: Head moose?
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Speaker 5: Guess, ma'am?
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Speaker 8: A head moose is ahead of an organization of the
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Speaker 8: moose club, the Moose Club.
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Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So now we're getting closer to what I've
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Speaker 5: been talking about.
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Speaker 8: Well, I know that that don't.
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Speaker 5: Mean that, ma'am. I've got two moose clubs in the Corona,
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Speaker 5: California area. I moved here from Nuxville, Tennessee. The head
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Speaker 5: moose and I called him. What would you think if
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Speaker 5: I said the chief moose and he said Bullwinkle.
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Speaker 8: Didn't say a head moose, and the chief moose is
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Speaker 8: something different?
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Speaker 5: All right? But the head moose is the head of
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Speaker 5: a moose club. The chief moose could be Bullwinkle. Am
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Speaker 5: I right around? Oh? Come on, man, because no, no,
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Speaker 5: chief moose could never be Bullwinkle.
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Speaker 8: No, all right, do you say bull Renchel. It's just
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Speaker 8: bull Wrinchel. It's no title to his name.
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Speaker 5: He does not have any title.
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Speaker 3: No Bullwinkle is Bullwinkle. He never was called the chief moose.
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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I stand corrected.
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Speaker 8: I hope you are, because, like I say, the average American,
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Speaker 8: uh in this United States is not what you are
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Speaker 8: pretaying for staying pro what trying them to be?
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Speaker 5: All right. I'm a member of the Chronic California Mooses,
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Speaker 5: and I thought the chief Moose was the head of
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Speaker 5: the head Moose.
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Speaker 8: No, he's the head Moose.
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Speaker 5: But the Mooses of America may have an argument with
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Speaker 5: you on that.
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Speaker 3: What do you mean, the Mooses of America.
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Speaker 5: It's an organization, sir. The lady knows about it.
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Speaker 8: I don't know about that, love too, but all right.
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Speaker 5: Help don't say that around me. Don't say I get
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Speaker 5: I get violent when I hear l club. No Moose
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Speaker 5: is of America. All right, Okay, so I'm good.
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Speaker 3: You're good.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Now one other thing.
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Speaker 6: Do you think Peter Jennings is trying to make me
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Speaker 6: look stupid?
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Speaker 9: No?
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Speaker 8: If you is stupid because you don't understand the terms
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Speaker 8: and you did not take the time to go look
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Speaker 8: them up or try to find out what they meant.
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Speaker 5: Now, you went to the University of Georgia, No, I
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Speaker 5: did not. What year did you graduate?
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Speaker 3: She never went to college. She went to high school
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Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty two. She just said, well, Moose can
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Speaker 3: kicking out sass. There it is Steve Oozell.
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Speaker 1: Boy, that's a great call to start the hour with
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Speaker 1: the whole semantical thing about Chief Moose back during the
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Speaker 1: sniper scare in Washington, DC.
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Speaker 3: And he's got that lady saying Bullwinkle is just Bullwinkle.
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Speaker 1: That's call her number six, call number six of our
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Speaker 1: top one hundred calls of the year.
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Speaker 3: We're getting close to number one. Which one will it be? Well,
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Speaker 3: we'll find out this hour here on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Stay tuned. Coming up next another call from Margaret.
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Speaker 10: The Phil Henry Show controlled by the international Jewish media conspiracy.
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Speaker 2: The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 3: All right, We're coming down to it, baby. The number
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Speaker 3: one call is coming up.
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Speaker 1: We're a call number five of our top one hundred
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Speaker 1: calls of the year. Then as soon as we play
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Speaker 1: number one, I will get in my car go home.
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Speaker 1: I'll just sit alone and drink beer with the cats.
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Speaker 1: So all right, call five Margaret Gray. She wants a
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Speaker 1: pre amber alert for certain children who go missing, including
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Speaker 1: her son Jason, because some kids have money making potential,
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Speaker 1: more money making potential than other kids.
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Speaker 3: Here's Margaret.
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Speaker 11: Okay, I just want to address this lady that it's
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Speaker 11: advertising her son so highly. There got to be perverts listening.
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Speaker 11: Any idiots that can go out and get a criss
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Speaker 11: cross dictionary, who's going to find you? And your may
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Speaker 11: be gone?
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Speaker 6: Just because if if there's a priamber alert.
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Speaker 11: I have seventeen grandchildren. I never advertised any of my
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Speaker 11: children like that, and three quarters and I went to Montessori.
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Speaker 11: As long as you have the money to get them
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Speaker 11: in there, they can go.
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Speaker 5: What are they doing?
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Speaker 11: They don't have to be right?
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Speaker 5: What are they do?
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Speaker 11: They have a one sixty three IQ. I would never
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Speaker 11: talk about my children on the radio the way you have.
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Speaker 11: Shame on you.
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Speaker 6: What am I saying?
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Speaker 5: That isn't so?
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Speaker 6: I said, My son's brilliant, he's smart, he's gonna go out.
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Speaker 6: He's some idiot.
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Speaker 11: Some idiot will hear you, and then you'll be finished.
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Speaker 11: You'll be done with your problem and you you will
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Speaker 11: be about your affair and will be Obviously you don't
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Speaker 11: want to keep your child.
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Speaker 6: And be waiting for him, don't you understand, old w
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Speaker 6: Why don't.
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Speaker 11: You just advertisement in the meat market?
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Speaker 6: Lady? Shame on you you don't know you're asked for
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Speaker 6: forty cents a week.
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Speaker 5: I'm talking about that.
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Speaker 11: That's why all ten of my kids are alive and
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Speaker 11: the seventeen grandchildren are just fine. All tile kids don't
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Speaker 11: go around flaunting there their children, right?
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Speaker 5: And how much oil did your boys so last week?
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Speaker 4: And that?
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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Speaker 5: Because I think I saw one of the gas stations.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, here's is he?
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Speaker 11: No, no, my dear, no, no, no no, they's a
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Speaker 11: million dollar yachts and things like that.
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Speaker 3: They're just you know, you're very successful, Kat.
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Speaker 11: You your IQ must be really really low, because nobody
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Speaker 11: would put their child out in air like that.
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Speaker 5: It is one twenty one.
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Speaker 11: Oh well, that's too bad because mine's one sixty three.
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Speaker 11: Out of your marriage with my children is one thirty five.
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Speaker 5: They love about them.
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Speaker 11: Their child is probably if you did his homework f one. Gee,
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Speaker 11: he's got a three to oh something.
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Speaker 6: Let me ask you something. Ten children, How many fathers
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Speaker 6: did that? Take three of them? Three of them? Three
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Speaker 6: of them?
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Speaker 11: Yeah? Wow, some of them died. My husbands died.
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Speaker 5: Well, I don't doubt it. You'll probably killed.
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Speaker 11: Them maybe as sure as hell wasn't a good cook.
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Speaker 6: Well, I wouldn't think you'd be a good cook when
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Speaker 6: you're spending all your time on your back, on my back.
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Speaker 11: All my children, all my children could write their own
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Speaker 11: names before they went to school, and they didn't on
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Speaker 11: pre kindergartener kindergarteners.
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Speaker 5: Who have all when the summer was.
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Speaker 11: Over, because I loved him, and I'm sure as hell wouldn't.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 11: I had to fight with him to keep him from
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Speaker 11: wearing bikinis when they rode horseback. They're all excellent horsemen.
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Speaker 11: Isn't that something? Can your kid do all that?
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Speaker 5: Well?
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Speaker 6: Heap them up and move them out.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna.
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Speaker 3: Be okay, ladies, we've we've sort.
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Speaker 8: Of uh uh.
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Speaker 5: Listen to the talk show host. He can't even do
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Speaker 5: a show. You know, what's the name of your oldest son?
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Speaker 11: Really hard to do a show when you've got an
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Speaker 11: idiot on the air.
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Speaker 6: Here, Fox said, listen, I could write my name if
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Speaker 6: it was tat And by the way.
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Speaker 5: How do you spell that?
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Speaker 8: Well?
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Speaker 11: Put an ad out, put an head out, put your
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Speaker 11: name in it and your phone number and everything, and
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Speaker 11: make sure that they know that your son has a
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Speaker 11: beautiful ass, and then somebody will take him off your hands.
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Speaker 6: For you, then you will be free again, missus Clampett
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Speaker 6: when you go up to the semen pond.
15:53
Speaker 3: Okay, can we perhaps.
15:55
Speaker 6: Get some Seriously, how do you spell your name? How
16:00
Speaker 6: do you spell your name?
16:01
Speaker 11: You don't know?
16:03
Speaker 6: You're afraid to spell your name because you probably misspell it.
16:05
Speaker 6: Don't you go ahead?
16:06
Speaker 5: How do you spell it?
16:08
Speaker 9: Uh?
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Speaker 11: Let's see, I have my kids?
16:13
Speaker 6: Get kids.
16:16
Speaker 11: Forgot?
16:17
Speaker 5: That's right? I asked, what do your kids have?
16:18
Speaker 6: A spell?
16:19
Speaker 5: Chat? And when you are asking to spell?
16:21
Speaker 11: Here? Off the shuttle? Yet they're out there making sure
16:24
Speaker 11: the moon stays.
16:24
Speaker 6: In or off the shovel the shuttle shuttle, Oh, the
16:29
Speaker 6: one from the airport. Good for them?
16:33
Speaker 11: Oh, you've got a doozy on this time. I'll tell
16:35
Speaker 11: you what that I'm not the only one whose blood
16:38
Speaker 11: pressure went out of whack.
16:39
Speaker 5: I'll tell you this much.
16:40
Speaker 6: I love my son and I've protected Yeah, well, your
16:42
Speaker 6: kids a shovel and a shuttle or whatever the hell
16:45
Speaker 6: it does they do?
16:46
Speaker 3: The space shuttle, the space program he.
16:50
Speaker 11: Doesn't know about that is going to crash into the Earth.
16:55
Speaker 6: You know that happens to be something that Syrus are
16:57
Speaker 6: worried about. And if we can keep these two it alive.
17:00
Speaker 6: We can keep the moon from hitting the Earth and
17:03
Speaker 6: then colliding into the shade.
17:04
Speaker 11: They're probably gonna do nothing but sit around and look
17:06
Speaker 11: at themselves in the mirror.
17:09
Speaker 5: And what are your kids doing?
17:10
Speaker 6: They're digging ditches or running the shuttle from the airport.
17:15
Speaker 11: None of them, none of them.
17:17
Speaker 6: Face is that between the years. At least my kids
17:21
Speaker 6: don't ride horseback naked with a shovel. All right, First
17:26
Speaker 6: they're riding a bare ass on a horse, and now
17:28
Speaker 6: they're in a space shuttle.
17:29
Speaker 5: Whatever.
17:30
Speaker 3: All right, Cat, I think you made some good points
17:33
Speaker 3: because you thank.
17:34
Speaker 11: You very much nobody else.
17:37
Speaker 6: I know you love your children, but I love my mind.
17:39
Speaker 6: I love mine more than you.
17:42
Speaker 1: There is Margaret Gray talking about her son Jason J. Delmonico,
17:45
Speaker 1: and he needs an Amber alert more than other kids,
17:47
Speaker 1: because this kid is a star coming up now. Is
17:51
Speaker 1: call her four. And this is Vernon Dosh. You're our
17:54
Speaker 1: high school football coach. He's just like a favorite of
17:57
Speaker 1: mine because the guy is constantly on edge, constantly with
18:00
Speaker 1: the problem of hypertension, constantly ready to just bust a vein.
18:04
Speaker 1: In this particular moment with Vernon on our show, he
18:07
Speaker 1: talked about Martha Stewart and how she sticks her nose
18:10
Speaker 1: in everywhere, making women feel things aren't good enough.
18:13
Speaker 3: She has affected his marriage.
18:15
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, his house looks quote gay,
18:18
Speaker 1: and now his poker buddies think he's gay. A caller
18:21
Speaker 1: tells Vernon he's obviously not secure in his manhood.
18:24
Speaker 7: Hey, oh, mister Doser, I think you have a serious problem.
18:28
Speaker 7: But I don't think it's with Martha Stewart. I think
18:31
Speaker 7: it's with your wife. I mean, if you're supposedly my wife,
18:37
Speaker 7: if you're supposedly the man of your house, the way
18:40
Speaker 7: you portray yourself, your football coach, that's correct. H You
18:45
Speaker 7: should just tell your wife enough of enough. I mean
18:48
Speaker 7: you need to put your foot down.
18:50
Speaker 5: And are you married? Sure?
18:53
Speaker 7: Yes, I am happily married for sixteen years. Three booths
18:57
Speaker 7: for beautiful Children did.
19:04
Speaker 12: No.
19:04
Speaker 7: But she does a lot of stuff that Martha Stewart shows.
19:08
Speaker 5: Give me an example. I want to know how you
19:10
Speaker 5: react to it as opposed to me. Give me an
19:12
Speaker 5: example of what she does.
19:13
Speaker 7: She does, the potpiarade, she has, the bed skirts. I mean,
19:18
Speaker 7: it's part of being a layer.
19:19
Speaker 5: But if it's.
19:20
Speaker 7: None of you, hang on a minute. If it's if
19:24
Speaker 7: it bothered, if it bothered me, if I was so
19:27
Speaker 7: insecure in my manhood like I think you are, then
19:30
Speaker 7: she will stop out of love for me. And if
19:34
Speaker 7: I was doing something that bothered her and that enough
19:37
Speaker 7: to mention it, then I would stop out of love
19:40
Speaker 7: for her, neither far as being gay or anything else.
19:44
Speaker 7: I mean, if it's your house, they just say, you
19:48
Speaker 7: know what, enough is enough enough for Martha Stewart. I'm
19:53
Speaker 7: so insecure in my manhood, it's draining my manhood. I mean,
19:58
Speaker 7: if Martha's Stewart drained your manhood, you have no man
20:03
Speaker 7: who had to dreams.
20:04
Speaker 5: All right, hold on. I listened to you, Jenny, and
20:06
Speaker 5: I appreciate what you're saying, but you got to understand
20:10
Speaker 5: what it's like. I don't know how long your wife's
20:12
Speaker 5: been watching Martha Stewart. Okay, I'm gonna ask you a question.
20:17
Speaker 5: Has your wife ever floated a candle in a punch bowl?
20:20
Speaker 8: Yes?
20:21
Speaker 7: She has love after that, I can't. Therefore, you are
20:27
Speaker 7: full of crap.
20:28
Speaker 5: How do you need.
20:29
Speaker 7: To cut your mother's apron strings and grow up?
20:34
Speaker 5: You're doing me that you're why your wife floated the
20:36
Speaker 5: candles in a punch bowl, and you made passionate love after.
20:39
Speaker 7: That, probably conceive my son. I mean, my god, man,
20:46
Speaker 7: come on.
20:48
Speaker 5: I was watching a.
20:50
Speaker 7: You're probably watching some I think.
20:52
Speaker 5: You're listening to this. I'm not gay.
20:55
Speaker 7: I think you are, Yeah.
20:57
Speaker 5: Right, I was watching a Savannah.
20:59
Speaker 7: Park You intimidated by Martha Stewart.
21:02
Speaker 5: I'm not intimidated by Martha Stewart. I'm intimidating.
21:08
Speaker 4: About that woman. You hurt.
21:09
Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question. I'm watching a Savannah
21:11
Speaker 5: porn movie, and you know who Savannah is. As soon
21:16
Speaker 5: as I smelled my wife's gingerbread cookies, the chubby goes
21:19
Speaker 5: away like a squirrel down a hole. Now, how do
21:22
Speaker 5: you figure that?
21:23
Speaker 3: How do you figure what.
21:25
Speaker 7: You're gay?
21:27
Speaker 5: I'll thank you. My wife is.
21:31
Speaker 4: Done.
21:32
Speaker 7: Homes is what you need.
21:34
Speaker 5: Hey, cow, Martha Stewart's trying to make me gay, and
21:37
Speaker 5: she's trying to do the same thing to you. You're
21:43
Speaker 5: telling me that you got candles floating in a punch
21:46
Speaker 5: bowl and you're not, and you don't see that as
21:48
Speaker 5: being gay.
21:50
Speaker 7: Wife. My wife put them in there. Heye, get into
21:56
Speaker 7: the moon, not me. My wife puts me in the mood.
22:00
Speaker 7: So if she is passionate, then I am passionate you.
22:04
Speaker 7: I don't know what your damn hang up is. I mean,
22:07
Speaker 7: you got some meddal issues, but you're hung up in denial.
22:11
Speaker 5: I'm not in denial, looking. I don't like guys.
22:14
Speaker 7: You are in denial. I'll tell you what I think.
22:18
Speaker 7: I know why you why you're a football coach and
22:21
Speaker 7: yet players need water.
22:23
Speaker 5: You're taking it personally. Now you're taking it personally, aren't
22:25
Speaker 5: you junny?
22:26
Speaker 7: Because no, I'm not taking it personally. I think you
22:29
Speaker 7: are wasting everybody's time by calling the show and whining
22:34
Speaker 7: like some baby.
22:36
Speaker 5: I think you're right, Kenny.
22:37
Speaker 1: So the host is now agreeing with Loo.
22:42
Speaker 4: The host is a man.
22:43
Speaker 7: You you are a mouse.
22:45
Speaker 5: You know something when your right starts saving snowballs so
22:49
Speaker 5: that she can create ice sculptures.
22:52
Speaker 7: You give me a call, and I don't have to
22:55
Speaker 7: worry about that. I live in the South, where men
22:58
Speaker 7: are men. I have no idea you where you're from.
23:02
Speaker 5: Excuse me, And I don't mean any offense by what
23:04
Speaker 5: I saw. I saw a movie called Deliverance.
23:06
Speaker 7: And I don't exactly Tennessee.
23:10
Speaker 5: That's down south, as far as I know, it's not.
23:13
Speaker 7: It's in Tennessee. No, not, not as far as I'm concerned.
23:20
Speaker 7: South is Louisiana, Texas. You know Georgia. How about the Georgia.
23:26
Speaker 5: Peace And there's no smoking pool down there? Give me up.
23:31
Speaker 5: I come from California. I come from California, and I'm
23:34
Speaker 5: gonna tennis everything you call me. You call me gay
23:43
Speaker 5: one more time and I'll get my truck warmed up,
23:46
Speaker 5: and I'm on my way down to whenever garbage pit
23:49
Speaker 5: you live in down there in cracker.
23:51
Speaker 1: Berry where now you're now you're taking it personally exactly.
23:56
Speaker 5: Okay, But this guy, how can you say men will
23:59
Speaker 5: be men when even the awesomes are afraid when your
24:01
Speaker 5: boys walk up?
24:01
Speaker 7: Okay, you're showing your true value.
24:09
Speaker 5: Right, gay, and I will slap you into submission. All right,
24:13
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you.
24:15
Speaker 7: That doesn't even want a reply. You are simply a loser.
24:20
Speaker 5: There.
24:21
Speaker 1: It is Vernon Dozer, call number four from this year's
24:25
Speaker 1: top one hundred calls of all time, Vernon Dozer, who
24:28
Speaker 1: has just had it with Martha Stewart. And of course
24:31
Speaker 1: this was well in advance of Martha Stewart eventually become
24:34
Speaker 1: getting indicted and having her freedom at stake, saying that
24:39
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart with the Polpurri floating candles in a punch bowl,
24:42
Speaker 1: with making a wind chimes out of coconut shells, and
24:45
Speaker 1: all that stuff is siphing, siphoning.
24:48
Speaker 3: His manhood away.
24:49
Speaker 1: So we are down to our final three calls, and
24:52
Speaker 1: we wonder what will be the number one call?
24:54
Speaker 3: Do you?
24:55
Speaker 1: Probably not, but we're just filling a little bit of
24:57
Speaker 1: time here. In any event, it's been a great top
25:00
Speaker 1: one hundred show and we've still got much much more
25:03
Speaker 1: to come as we count it down to number one.
25:04
Speaker 3: Here it's the Phil Henry Show.
25:06
Speaker 1: We'll be right back with the remainder of the Top
25:08
Speaker 1: one hundred Calls of the year.
25:10
Speaker 10: The Phil Henry Show, rather be playing Grand Theftato.
25:23
Speaker 3: And now more on The Phil Henry Show, counting down
25:25
Speaker 3: the Top one Henry Calls of the year.
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Speaker 1: You know, I was sitting reflecting on the show today
25:29
Speaker 1: and the many years we've been doing our show, and
25:33
Speaker 1: so over the years we put together a few of them,
25:34
Speaker 1: and if you go to our.
25:35
Speaker 3: Website, which is www dot.
25:37
Speaker 1: Phil Hendryshow dot com, we have hours and hours and
25:41
Speaker 1: hours and hours of archived comedy material from our show.
25:45
Speaker 1: On to caller number three, go to our website though
25:47
Speaker 1: Phil Henryshow dot com. Jay Satos of the Citizens Auxili
25:50
Speaker 1: Police is paying another visit here now. With the David
25:53
Speaker 1: Westerfield verdict coming through that sick twisted piece of garbage
25:56
Speaker 1: that killed the little girl in San Diego, mister Santos
25:59
Speaker 1: feels the all white men over thirty five should have
26:02
Speaker 1: their behavior monitors just in case they get the same
26:05
Speaker 1: sick twisted urge. The Citizens Auxili Police are taking a
26:08
Speaker 1: peek through neighborhoods looking for signs. Well, somebody called to
26:11
Speaker 1: say to Jay, you come around his house and take
26:14
Speaker 1: a peek, and there's going to be trouble.
26:15
Speaker 13: Listen, let me let me start off by saying that
26:17
Speaker 13: I think that anybody who does brings any kind of
26:21
Speaker 13: harm to a child, there must be an absolute special
26:24
Speaker 13: place in hell for them.
26:25
Speaker 5: While you say that again, brother, and it's just it's absurd.
26:30
Speaker 5: You can pay that again.
26:31
Speaker 13: But to have someone you know who thinks that that
26:36
Speaker 13: kind of mental illness is akin to a virus is
26:40
Speaker 13: an idiot. And I would love for you, sir, to
26:43
Speaker 13: come to my house and say you're gonna play it
26:45
Speaker 13: my way or the highway or whatever it was that
26:47
Speaker 13: you said I promise you.
26:49
Speaker 5: I know, Bob, let's talk about this for a minute.
26:52
Speaker 5: I have a way of all. I want to take
26:54
Speaker 5: a peek around.
26:55
Speaker 13: Well, what you know? Again, who in the hell are
26:59
Speaker 13: you man? You have to peek around? It sounds to
27:02
Speaker 13: me like you've got some real issues.
27:04
Speaker 6: So if I do have issues, I've got issues with
27:06
Speaker 6: these kids for these port breaks take our kids.
27:09
Speaker 13: Well, well, well that's admirable, Bob. Welcome, Welcome to the
27:12
Speaker 13: human race. Anybody who's got any sense at all feels
27:15
Speaker 13: the same way. But for you to have some sort
27:18
Speaker 13: of self appointed were you a major general or some
27:21
Speaker 13: such nonsense come knocking on my door and saying you're
27:25
Speaker 13: over thirty five and I want to talk to you.
27:26
Speaker 13: We can do this this way or that way. I
27:30
Speaker 13: snapped in a not in your.
27:31
Speaker 1: Egg, I'd like to know, Well, hold on, I want
27:34
Speaker 1: to know, Jay, what's going to keep you from taking
27:36
Speaker 1: a rifle butt to the teeth.
27:38
Speaker 6: Or well, this is not Look, I'm not looking for
27:41
Speaker 6: a violent confrontation, Bob. We do have ways of entering
27:44
Speaker 6: the home where we don't have to have a confrontation.
27:46
Speaker 6: And how do you get.
27:47
Speaker 1: Into a man's home and he doesn't want you in there,
27:49
Speaker 1: we get swept by the gentleman very quickly.
27:51
Speaker 6: There are maneuvers that we do at the door.
27:53
Speaker 13: Where we can absolute idiot. You are an idiot. And
27:56
Speaker 13: what's scary is that not only are there certainly people
27:59
Speaker 13: out there who are who are are screwed up that
28:02
Speaker 13: we got to get off the tree. We got folks
28:04
Speaker 13: who are I assume good intentions, but you are an
28:07
Speaker 13: absolute idiot.
28:08
Speaker 5: Sir.
28:09
Speaker 6: Sure, I don't know what the base you call me idiot,
28:10
Speaker 6: but I'm listening to you talk. I'm trying to do
28:14
Speaker 6: is keep people alive.
28:15
Speaker 13: What you're doing, how do you get you're an ego maniac?
28:19
Speaker 13: And and and and one with You're not.
28:22
Speaker 6: Even a brig now, sir, I'm a Brigadier admiral.
28:24
Speaker 13: You're a brigadier adal And what.
28:27
Speaker 6: What what is citizen's auxiliary police?
28:29
Speaker 5: Sir?
28:29
Speaker 6: We are aligned with six different volunteer police agencies. What
28:34
Speaker 6: we do is in order to in order to get
28:36
Speaker 6: into the home, hee use a very simple maneuver. It's
28:37
Speaker 6: any school child, don't It's called look over there maneuver
28:40
Speaker 6: where we point somewhere and then you look and we
28:42
Speaker 6: get buy it.
28:43
Speaker 5: You're an.
28:45
Speaker 6: Sure, I've been in contact with members of the Illinois
28:47
Speaker 6: Industrial Track Footers who have had a lot of success
28:49
Speaker 6: with these door to door searchers.
28:51
Speaker 13: Well, what do you laugh at because you're you're you're
28:54
Speaker 13: an idiot?
28:55
Speaker 6: U use that word.
28:57
Speaker 4: I appreciate what.
28:57
Speaker 13: You're trying to do, and I think that that's absolutely.
29:01
Speaker 5: What we're doing. And what's wrong with that?
29:04
Speaker 13: Who is concerned? Yes, sir, But what I'm suggesting to
29:07
Speaker 13: you is that what you're doing is not only misplaced.
29:10
Speaker 6: I ask you, is this is what is wrong with
29:11
Speaker 6: me simply asking you? Do you have a pair of
29:13
Speaker 6: like or bicycle shorts in the house?
29:17
Speaker 13: You know, let me ask you this, get sir, What
29:21
Speaker 13: what do bicycle shorts have to do with with that?
29:24
Speaker 3: We have found that, that's that's the question I want
29:26
Speaker 3: to know.
29:26
Speaker 6: We have found a medical and psychological profile of a
29:29
Speaker 6: lot of these kid porn freaks, and these freaks get
29:31
Speaker 6: the kicks killing kids, and some of these things match up,
29:35
Speaker 6: some of these behavioral patterns match up.
29:37
Speaker 13: Be careful, if you'll look closely, you may very well
29:40
Speaker 13: find that they also drink milk. That's ridiculous, And well,
29:44
Speaker 13: of course it's ridiculous because as is bicycle shorts. So
29:49
Speaker 13: you know, I appreciate what you're trying to make you
29:51
Speaker 13: very much.
29:52
Speaker 5: Thank you.
29:52
Speaker 13: I appreciate you what you're trying to do. But uh,
29:54
Speaker 13: you know, like I said, Bob, really misguid What I said,
29:57
Speaker 13: I'm suggesting to you is that were you to come
29:59
Speaker 13: to my neighbor hood and and try and get in
30:03
Speaker 13: my house, I'm a Vietnam bidling.
30:05
Speaker 6: I respect your service, I.
30:07
Speaker 13: Would harm you. And not only would I harm you,
30:10
Speaker 13: I damn sure wouldn't answer any of your questions. I
30:13
Speaker 13: would not mind talking to Sure.
30:15
Speaker 5: I would tell you I any.
30:17
Speaker 13: Police officer or that sort of thing that'd.
30:19
Speaker 5: Be fine about. I ordered your service good to Hill.
30:22
Speaker 6: I order your service to our country, Bob. But like
30:24
Speaker 6: I said, we can do it the easy way, to
30:25
Speaker 6: do the hard way.
30:26
Speaker 13: Well, you don't know what the hard way is through
30:29
Speaker 13: Now you come to my house and try and get
30:30
Speaker 13: in my house, I'll show you the hard way.
30:33
Speaker 6: Oh, let me ask you a question. If I said
30:34
Speaker 6: look over there, and you look and I got by.
30:36
Speaker 13: You, are you an idiot? Are you an absolute idiot?
30:41
Speaker 13: You've got that you just do not live in the
30:42
Speaker 13: real world.
30:43
Speaker 5: Sure, I don't understand it.
30:45
Speaker 3: What do you mean look over there and I get
30:47
Speaker 3: by you.
30:48
Speaker 5: All I want to do is take peek around.
30:51
Speaker 1: That's all Jay ever wants to do is take a
30:53
Speaker 1: peek around, and he winds up getting threatened with serious
30:55
Speaker 1: bodily harm every time because he is an idiot. That's
30:59
Speaker 1: call number three. Now here comes call number two on
31:02
Speaker 1: our top one hundred calls of the year. Bob Green
31:07
Speaker 1: is a grosser. Now he's upset his good friend Jerry
31:11
Speaker 1: has been arrested for a crime that he committed thirty
31:13
Speaker 1: years ago. Jerry is a good man and a hell
31:15
Speaker 1: of a soccer coach, even though he raped and murdered
31:17
Speaker 1: two teenage girls. Harvey Wireman is also mister Green's criminal attorney,
31:21
Speaker 1: and he's on to discuss the details of this case.
31:24
Speaker 1: It's Bob Green and Harvey Wireman and call number two.
31:27
Speaker 5: How are you going to break a guy's cast nets now?
31:29
Speaker 5: Or for something he did? Then?
31:31
Speaker 1: This is more than breaking some guys balls a double homicide.
31:36
Speaker 3: It was a rape. It was torture. It was a
31:38
Speaker 3: thirty days worth of torture.
31:39
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, your point is what my point?
31:42
Speaker 8: My point between Juke and you, lawyer, I did not
31:48
Speaker 8: put the underwear in the plastic bag.
31:50
Speaker 6: He did.
31:51
Speaker 5: He asked me to put it my refrigerator. Why do
31:56
Speaker 5: I answer that?
31:56
Speaker 8: Please, that's forget I should answer that he let me
31:59
Speaker 8: put it in the refrigerator. Yes, budd he committed a
32:03
Speaker 8: crime put in the refrigerator.
32:06
Speaker 5: He gave me the girls underwear and a plastic bag
32:08
Speaker 5: to put in the refrigerator.
32:13
Speaker 4: Please.
32:14
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what you're not making sense.
32:16
Speaker 5: The point is that this guy Bella, is that one
32:18
Speaker 5: of these sickies who wanted to keep it fresh.
32:21
Speaker 8: You're right, whatever it is, this man prison until they
32:26
Speaker 8: judge him. And that's all I can tell you.
32:29
Speaker 6: Well, ma'am, I I don't want to say anybody. You
32:31
Speaker 6: might be watching too much law in order. You think
32:33
Speaker 6: you're you're some kind of a DA or something.
32:35
Speaker 8: I'm not a DA. I was told to hold on
32:38
Speaker 8: until they they called my name, and I'm talking the
32:44
Speaker 8: way I think.
32:45
Speaker 5: All right, he's telling me what to do.
32:48
Speaker 8: You the one that's on you better have your head examine, Helen.
32:52
Speaker 5: Go ahead, you're on the air. I said, you're on
32:55
Speaker 5: the air. Go ahead.
32:57
Speaker 8: I said what I said, Well, you weren't come up
33:00
Speaker 8: between the judge.
33:01
Speaker 5: You weren't on the air when you said it. You
33:02
Speaker 5: have to say it now you're on the air.
33:06
Speaker 8: I said it, and I repeated it is.
33:11
Speaker 3: Will you guys quit screwing around?
33:14
Speaker 4: Please? There's too much talk.
33:15
Speaker 8: And I'm telling you in plain English.
33:17
Speaker 6: I will say this, ma'am about Jerry Bella. He suffered
33:20
Speaker 6: already keeping inside what he kept inside for all these years.
33:23
Speaker 8: Well he should not have done it. He committed a crime.
33:28
Speaker 8: Will you pay for it the way.
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Speaker 4: The judge and the jury will decide the air.
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Speaker 8: Okay, I'm hanging up.
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Speaker 5: You're on the air. Hell, and are you screwing around?
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Speaker 3: You've got a guy out there is in the joint.
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Speaker 3: He's gonna be.
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Speaker 8: Going making me repeated it so many times.
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Speaker 5: Well, you've got to repeat it.
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Speaker 3: You weren't on the air, Yes, you were on the air.
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Speaker 5: She wasn't tell me.
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Speaker 6: I didn't tell you that.
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Speaker 4: Somebody did?
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Speaker 5: I did? All right on the air.
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Speaker 3: I think you're on the air.
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Speaker 5: Now go ahead, you're.
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Speaker 8: On the airy man committed a cross. What's your name here,
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Speaker 8: Helen Browner?
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Speaker 6: All right, and you're okay, you're the winner of a
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Speaker 6: Sir Henry Show CD. Now what's your opinion?
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Speaker 8: You're asking me too many questions and I'm a little
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Speaker 8: too old, and I'm just telling you what I think. Fine,
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Speaker 8: and he's gotta come between us before a judge and
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Speaker 8: a jury.
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Speaker 5: That was all right, helln let me spend to start.
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Speaker 5: Your last name b r o w n y e. Correct.
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Speaker 8: No, no, b r o w n e r e
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Speaker 8: y e.
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Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you said it was brown.
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Speaker 8: Eye browner, b R rainer. You're getting me all for,
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Speaker 8: mister ready brown and b R o w n e.
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Speaker 5: All right, So your name is Melon Burnie? Is that right?
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Speaker 6: All right?
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Speaker 8: I can't talk. It's too much for me because this
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Speaker 8: is what I feel. And I thank you very much, thank.
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Speaker 5: You, and we want to put out here. Are you
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Speaker 5: willing to go on by?
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Speaker 1: So that was Bob Green and Harvey Weierman, and they
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Speaker 1: were talking about something completely unrelated and they decided to.
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Speaker 3: Just grew with that poor lady that called in.
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Speaker 1: When I say they, of course, I'm talking about me,
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Speaker 1: But it's always easy to throw it off on some
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Speaker 1: older egos. In case of an attorney and the other
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Speaker 1: guy is is his client, and they just start they
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Speaker 1: start messing with this woman that calls in, Melon Brownie.
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Speaker 1: All right, So that's call number two, baby, and that
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Speaker 1: leaves you got it, the number one call of the year.
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Speaker 1: Who will it be? What's it going to be about?
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Speaker 1: We'll find out coming up. The top one hundred calls
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Speaker 1: of the year continues on a Phil Henry.
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Speaker 10: Show, The Phil Henry Show Carneelers in Our Next Life.
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Speaker 1: The Phil Henry Show is back timed out for the
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Speaker 1: number one call of the year. And this is a
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Speaker 1: call that features two of our most favorite people, Bob
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Speaker 1: and Steve Dooley, or say Bobby and Steve Dooley. They
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Speaker 1: talk about putting on great parties for the boys and
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Speaker 1: their friends, but she finds it disturbing to see how
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Speaker 1: many mothers let their girls come to these parties when
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Speaker 1: they haven't shaved their legs. Some of these girls are
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Speaker 1: too young to shave their legs, but that doesn't stop Bobby.
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Speaker 1: She noticed a lot of these young girls at Harry Legs,
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Speaker 1: so she took it upon herself to shave.
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Speaker 3: The girl's legs.
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Speaker 1: And wait till you hear this caller's response to Miss Dooley,
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Speaker 1: this is it call one of our top one hundred
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Speaker 1: calls of the year.
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Speaker 12: I've been listening to this program and that lady is
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Speaker 12: a lunatic, because why would you be teaching children eleven
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Speaker 12: and twelve years old the groom their cells for young boys.
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Speaker 12: When young kids are having babies at this early age,
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Speaker 12: you should be as a parent trying to teach those
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Speaker 12: kids the right thing, not shave their hair and make
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Speaker 12: them more attractive for some boys to come along and
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Speaker 12: use them.
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Speaker 9: Well, Barbara, and you're crazy, you know what, because if
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Speaker 9: you had shaved my daughter here and she came home,
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Speaker 9: and then when I confronted you and then you push me,
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Speaker 9: the police would have been pulling you you had been
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Speaker 9: mood because I would have beat your ass until you
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Speaker 9: with mud, because you don't want nobody to do that
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Speaker 9: to your child. And you have no right to shave
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Speaker 9: somebody child, no matter how they look, and if they
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Speaker 9: didn't look good, you shouldn't invite.
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Speaker 12: Them to your house. And God's children ate it's outrageous.
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Speaker 6: Well, all I'm saying, Tarper, is.
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Speaker 9: That that's God's gifts. And when they got a page,
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Speaker 9: and if they want to shave their hair, that's fine.
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Speaker 9: It's not your business, shaver. And plenty people in this
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Speaker 9: world look like eight and just because you think you're beautiful.
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Speaker 9: Maybe somebody else don't think you're beautiful, and you keep
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Speaker 9: yourself well in your house. Beauty is in the inside,
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Speaker 9: not on the outside, because you know what, You're gonna
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Speaker 9: get old and all of that beauty's gonna fade and
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Speaker 9: you're gonna be old and wrinkle up and nobody's gonna
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Speaker 9: think you're beautiful.
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Speaker 6: No, my husband said that I could get treatments that.
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Speaker 9: Sick, and you're sick. But if you had shaved my
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Speaker 9: child and you confront and I confronted you and you
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Speaker 9: tell about you would have kicked my ass.
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Speaker 5: Honey.
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Speaker 9: The police would have been kicking you up to kick
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Speaker 9: your ass and call the cops myself. Now, I mean
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Speaker 9: that because you have no right to save somebody, Solid woods.
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Speaker 9: If you was demonstrating on your own that fining wellbody.
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Speaker 9: If you invite kids to your house, Barbara, and they
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Speaker 9: don't look well and because they got hair, and you
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Speaker 9: think they're unclean because they have fanny, people have homeown problems.
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Speaker 1: Let me jump in, Barbara, Bobby, you said that when
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Speaker 1: you got into this confrontation with this woman, you pushed
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Speaker 1: her down and kept kicking her.
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Speaker 6: That's correct, Yeah, she asked, she got up into my face,
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Speaker 6: and well all got up.
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Speaker 9: In your ass, not even in your face, because you
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Speaker 9: had no right to shave somebody else child. You somebody
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Speaker 9: you gotta been. She got up in your face. She
38:39
Speaker 9: had every right to get in your face because if
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Speaker 9: that was your child, you wouldn't want somebody to shave
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Speaker 9: your child. And just because somebody have hair on them,
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Speaker 9: it doesn't mean they're dirty.
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Speaker 5: Well you know it was on and ju a hooray
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Speaker 5: for you with.
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Speaker 9: Your big house, because beauty is on the inside, not
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Speaker 9: on the outside. And when you get rinkled up, and
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Speaker 9: he better save his money for all them rapings you
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Speaker 9: gonna have up your butt. But I would have put
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Speaker 9: wrinkles up your butt right then and there. If you
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Speaker 9: should be arrested, you.
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Speaker 5: Get on the radio.
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Speaker 6: You have one hundred and sixty five hundred square foot home.
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Speaker 9: You I don't care what's at home you got you
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Speaker 9: would have you would have been laying up in that
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Speaker 9: sixty foot aware of a foot home. You would have
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Speaker 9: been laying up in there on questions if that was
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Speaker 9: my child, and you should be arrested.
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Speaker 6: But you're on the air, No, you ain't want to
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Speaker 6: saying somebody else want to be.
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Speaker 9: Clear, calling them eight, I want to be arrested.
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Speaker 5: I want to be clear.
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Speaker 6: So you're gonna send your daughter over to my home?
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Speaker 9: I wouldn't send my boy nowhere near you because you're crazy,
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Speaker 9: crazy too.
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Speaker 6: I dropped that woman over at that home owners association meet.
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Speaker 6: You're gonna do the same.
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Speaker 9: Where you get my addressed and you dropped me because
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Speaker 9: God make mud I to half. You would have been
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Speaker 9: carrying that damn stick up your ass. Yeah, because if
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Speaker 9: you had saved my child and you get on the
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Speaker 9: radio and somebody they look like, hey, honey, you better
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Speaker 9: get every damn cops hands, because I would to make
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Speaker 9: mud I to ass. Wait how to take that damn
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Speaker 9: raves and stick it up?
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Speaker 6: You don't get the humor of playground at the eight.
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Speaker 9: Ain't as you don't man nothing? You saying you crazy
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Speaker 9: because you wouldn't want somebody else to save your time.
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Speaker 9: You was gonna kick the lady. But who said she
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Speaker 9: was gonna save you? If you had a daughter?
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Speaker 5: You know what gives you the right to.
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Speaker 9: Say somebody else looks like a aleven year old child
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Speaker 9: and you get on ready on call him because he
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Speaker 9: got here on there on No Barbara if.
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Speaker 5: You were here right now, i'd have to drop you.
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Speaker 9: I wish you would. Will you get my address and
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Speaker 9: come and drop me. You want my address because.
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Speaker 3: Don't give your address on the air. Okay, I don't do.
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Speaker 9: It, but you she may, you think because you kick
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Speaker 9: that letter. Whoever that lady was, she couldn't right now.
40:39
Speaker 9: I would make money at your ass. If you had
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Speaker 9: saved my time, they would have been picking your ass
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Speaker 9: up off the floor they be. I would have called
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Speaker 9: and comes myself after I don't kick your ass, there'd
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Speaker 9: be much coming out of your ass.
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Speaker 3: All right, that's enough, Barbara, thank you very much. I can,
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Speaker 3: but I wish you.
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Speaker 5: Here's my address?
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Speaker 6: You want it?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 6: Here it is two four one.
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Speaker 9: Wait a minute, let me write Joe ass this down?
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Speaker 4: He fo one?
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Speaker 6: What fun lane?
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Speaker 5: F U N L A n E Okay, yeah, happy town.
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Speaker 3: Oh she's screwing with you.
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Speaker 9: She's a damn nut. And I was U when he
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Speaker 9: put on my show. She's a damn nut.
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Speaker 3: There it is.
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Speaker 1: I think that's the top call of the year, Happy Town. Bobby,
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Speaker 1: you're asking for it in one of these days. Bobby's
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Speaker 1: gonna get beaten to death. One of our callers will
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Speaker 1: find where she lives and kill her.
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Speaker 3: Well there. It is our top one hundred calls of
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Speaker 3: the year. Hope you enjoyed it. It's Phil Henry.
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