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WOKE SATANIST ARRESTED · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Speaker 1: Let's see from the Daily Wire here, Satanist arrested after
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  Speaker 1: punching protester at black mass in Kansas State House. So
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  Speaker 1: the two least surprising words in the English language to
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  Speaker 1: go together. Satanist arrested. Let's see, he said, Hail Satan,
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  Speaker 1: I dedicate this building to Satan. To Satan. He dedicated
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  Speaker 1: the building to Satan. And there he is, looking very
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  Speaker 1: sane and normal.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: The thing you got to understand about these Satanists is
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  Speaker 1: that they're not actually Satanists. They're all just atheists and
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  Speaker 1: they just do this they have it's almost like a
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  Speaker 1: fetish they have to just they're just driven to try
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  Speaker 1: and irritate Christians. They're obsessed with it. It's weird. It just
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  Speaker 1: seems like a kind of, i don't know, just tragic
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  Speaker 1: waste of potential. Let's just say that, you know, could
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  Speaker 1: have could have done anything he wanted with his life,
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  Speaker 1: but he became a deranged fake Satanists to irritate people.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know. That's it, huh.
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  Speaker 1: The leader of the Satanic Grotto was led away in
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  Speaker 1: handcuffs at the Kansas State House Friday morning after he
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  Speaker 1: scuffled with a protester who objected to his black mass
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  Speaker 1: ceremony there, So somebody didn't like the Satanism going on there.
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  Speaker 1: And he's, I mean, look like he's not happy. He's
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  Speaker 1: right there, he's screaming, Hail Satan, Hale Satan. Satan isn't
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  Speaker 1: helping him. Apparently, just before his arrest, Stewart appeared to
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  Speaker 1: repeatedly punch a protester who came up to him and
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  Speaker 1: tried to grab something out of his hand that he
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  Speaker 1: was holding above his head as he called out to
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  Speaker 1: as he called out to Can you guess who he
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  Speaker 1: called out to as he called out to Satan. It's
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  Speaker 1: just so ridiculous. Here is the Satanic Grotto website. So
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  Speaker 1: here there's it's Hale Satan on there, and that actually
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  Speaker 1: is pretty spooky. I think they did a good job
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  Speaker 1: on this. I feel like they maybe spent some money
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  Speaker 1: on this. They got a like a Satanist graphic designer
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  Speaker 1: or something. Let's see how to help. So if you
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  Speaker 1: want to help the Satanists, you can help them. They
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  Speaker 1: are accepting help. Let's see that pretty spooky stuff. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see this must be terrifying here. The Satanic Grotto is
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  Speaker 1: a non profit corporation registered with this You can't even
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  Speaker 1: read that scary. The Satanic Grotto is a nonprofit corporation
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  Speaker 1: registered with the State of Kansas. It just doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It's not scary. Let's see, can you guys read that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that too small? Make it bigger? All donations go
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  Speaker 1: to the Satanic Grotto's General Fund, giving us the ability
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  Speaker 1: to implement projects, activism, and charities in our local commute.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm telling you, what I guarantee you satan is
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  Speaker 1: really disappointed in these guys. Probably got all excited. Ooh
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  Speaker 1: do Satanist group there must be really terrifying and evil.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even seem that evil. They just seem kind
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  Speaker 1: of dumb, just kind of stupid. All right, let's get
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  Speaker 1: into some more of this. Let's see about let's find
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  Speaker 1: out about these guys. All right, Welcome to the Grotto disclaim.
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  Speaker 1: We are not affiliated with, or endorsed or supported by
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  Speaker 1: any other Satanic organization.
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  Speaker 2: You can't make this up.
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  Speaker 1: We're not affiliated with, or endorsed or supported by any
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  Speaker 1: other Satanic organization. We are an independent and non denominational
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  Speaker 1: Satanic church that utilizes philosophies from many walks of life
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  Speaker 1: for many walks of the left hand path. We are
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  Speaker 1: feminist LGBTQ allies and anti racist Nazi Satanist fuck off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Satan's really disappointed, really disappointed with these guys.
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  Speaker 1: They're not pulling their weight at all. Not say Satanists,
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  Speaker 1: get fuck off. These don't feel like real Satanists to me.
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  Speaker 1: I really, I don't think that they've really embraced the
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  Speaker 1: whole satan thing. Let's see. Of course they're woke, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, of course they're woke. If the Satanists are
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  Speaker 1: going to be anything, they're going to be woke. If
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  Speaker 1: they were real Satanists and dy'd accept those Nazis. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: You've got the Satanic Grotto Mission statement. The Satanists have
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  Speaker 1: a mission statement. We're dedicatedd to improving our community through fellowship,
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  Speaker 1: religious expression, shared education, artistic projects, and social activism. Fucking
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  Speaker 1: woke Satanists. They're given Satanists a bad name. They've got
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  Speaker 1: some goals. The Satanic Grotto goals provide a safe community
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  Speaker 1: of mutual support for our members and allies. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think satan approves of this one bit. I mean, haven't
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  Speaker 1: they thought about it, haven't they thought about it. How
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing it would be if Satan, if they do, Satan
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  Speaker 1: had read this promote personal development? What what? We will
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  Speaker 1: strive to be polite until it's time to be rude.
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  Speaker 1: Hilarious this Satanists now be warned. Everybody be warned, the Satanists.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to strive to be polite until it's time
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  Speaker 1: to be rude. And then you've got what for coming
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  Speaker 1: to you. Let's see how about this one here, This
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  Speaker 1: one's certain to disappoint Satan. Consent is the measure of
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  Speaker 1: the law. Ask permission before crossing boundaries or taking what
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  Speaker 1: is not yours.
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  Speaker 2: So that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Leftism, wokeism has ruined Satanism. Just like everything else. They
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  Speaker 1: get in, they take over what it was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be at whatever institution it was supposed to be about,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's you know, whether it's you know, American Medical
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  Speaker 1: Association or you know, the you know, the Ontario College
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  Speaker 1: of Psychologists or the Satanic Grotto, it's no longer about
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  Speaker 1: the original mission. Now it's about spreading wokeness. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's actually kind of sad in a way, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually find it kind of sad. What's happened like
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  Speaker 1: how low the Satanists have fallen. It's quite pathetic. We
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  Speaker 1: strive to recognize that we are all fallible and we
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  Speaker 1: will make mistakes. When we do, we should try our
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  Speaker 1: best to resolve any harm caused and learn from those mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: That's not Satanic, that's not Satanic at all. What Satanist
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  Speaker 1: books of these people have been reading. They've been taken
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  Speaker 1: over by wokeness. Wokeness has ruined Satanism. I mean, look
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  Speaker 1: at this Satanist flip flops. They're selling Satanic flipflops for
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  Speaker 1: forty two dollars and fifty cents. By the way, what's
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  Speaker 1: the summer without comfy, open toad shoes. You can't make
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  Speaker 1: this up. I don't know what I can say. Now,
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  Speaker 1: be careful when you order your Satanic flip flops your
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  Speaker 1: grotto slides. Now keep in mind that the shoes will
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  Speaker 1: have a glue like smell when opening the box. But
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  Speaker 1: don't worry, Satanists. The smell will disappear a few days
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  Speaker 1: after the shoes are unpacked. So you know, if any
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  Speaker 1: in case, any Satanists were worried about that glue smell
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  Speaker 1: with the brand new Satanic flip flops that they bought
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  Speaker 1: because they're evil. Right, you can't look evil wearing flipflops.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you've got the pentagram thing on there.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't. It's too casual.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to be kind of, at least somewhat formally dressed,
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  Speaker 1: I think, to be a proper scary Satanist. Rosie says,
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  Speaker 1: so woke capitalist Satanists. It's just a mess. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a mess. It's just again, it's just such a shame.
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  Speaker 1: What's happened to these Satanists, how low they've fallen. And
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  Speaker 1: it's wokeness. It's wokeness that did it to them. Satan
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  Speaker 1: would be extremely disappointed with this, you know, he'd look
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  Speaker 1: at it and be like, oh, there must be some
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  Speaker 1: some human sacrifice or something. What flip flops? These are
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  Speaker 1: not my people anyway. That's all I'm gonna say about that.
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