Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / The Crimson Rule | July 1, 2025
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- 0:16Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
- 0:21Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
- 0:24Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, July first,
- 0:32Speaker 1: Jesus twenty twenty five, already the beginning of the second
- 0:36Speaker 1: half of the year. July first, twenty twenty five. It
- 0:44Speaker 1: is practically impossible to see everything right, especially when it
- 0:49Speaker 1: comes to television, film, and with television specifically. Not only
- 0:56Speaker 1: is it practically impossible to see everything television has offered
- 1:01Speaker 1: throughout our lifetimes, but it's nearly impossible to see all
- 1:06Speaker 1: the commercials, whether it's a commercial between segments of an
- 1:11Speaker 1: actual show or infomercials and infomercials. You got your daytime
- 1:17Speaker 1: infomercials and your nighttime infomercials, very different products and services
- 1:21Speaker 1: offered when we're talking daylight versus sundown. This particular product,
- 1:29Speaker 1: I'm not sure when it aired on what channel or
- 1:33Speaker 1: during what shows, and I don't know how I missed it.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Just a couple of days ago, I witnessed possibly the
- 1:43Speaker 1: most life altering product I have ever seen, and it
- 1:48Speaker 1: promises to save your marriage.
- 1:52Speaker 2: The problem in the marriage bed that no one likes
- 1:54Speaker 2: to talk about. Maybe that's why they call it silent
- 1:58Speaker 2: but deadly. Well, now there's a real solution to a
- 2:01Speaker 2: very real problem, introducing the Better Marriage Blanket. On the outside,
- 2:05Speaker 2: the Better Marriage Blanket looks and feels just like a soft,
- 2:08Speaker 2: warm comforter, but on the inside it contains a layer
- 2:11Speaker 2: of activated carbon fabric, the same type of fabric used
- 2:14Speaker 2: by the military to protect against chemical weapons. Flatulence molecules
- 2:19Speaker 2: easily pass through the cotton shell and are harmlessly absorbed
- 2:22Speaker 2: into the layer of carbon fabric. Even when used on
- 2:25Speaker 2: top of bed sheets, offending molecules are absorbed before anyone
- 2:28Speaker 2: knows they're there. So, whether you or your spouse suffers
- 2:31Speaker 2: from a health issue or just the occasional disagreeable meal,
- 2:34Speaker 2: you owe it to your marriage to try the Better
- 2:36Speaker 2: Marriage Blanket. It makes a great wedding gift or anniversary
- 2:40Speaker 2: gift too. To order, call one eight hundred and nine
- 2:44Speaker 2: just three easy payments of thirty nine ninety five online
- 2:47Speaker 2: at buy Beetter Marriage Blanket dot com.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Order Now, oh my god, there is so much to
- 2:54Speaker 1: break down underneath the Better Marriage Blanket. I guess let's
- 3:02Speaker 1: start with I don't know if this is real and
- 3:06Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm afraid to go to the website
- 3:10Speaker 1: that's advertised in this spot by Better Marriage Blanket dot
- 3:15Speaker 1: Com because I'm afraid it's going to go to some
- 3:17Speaker 1: sort of whacked out Asian casinos, still your identity type
- 3:22Speaker 1: place dark corner of the web that I shouldn't go,
- 3:25Speaker 1: and that my curiosity might get the best of me.
- 3:32Speaker 1: I'm also a little surprised at the price. Three easy
- 3:35Speaker 1: payments of thirty nine to ninety five plus shipping and handling,
- 3:38Speaker 1: of course, seems kind of high for a blanket, but
- 3:41Speaker 1: if it's promising to save your marriage, then maybe it's
- 3:44Speaker 1: a bargain. Raj Any thoughts on the Better Marriage Blanket.
- 3:50Speaker 3: I want to replay it just the beginning, because if
- 3:53Speaker 3: you'll hear the voiceover gun, I'm pretty sure he starts
- 3:57Speaker 3: laughing like I guess he doesn't realize it's recording, because
- 4:00Speaker 3: it sounds like he's laughing as he starts.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Oh, let's let's let's let's see if this is accurate.
- 4:06Speaker 2: It's the problem in the marriage bed that no one
- 4:09Speaker 2: likes to talk about.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Maybe somewhere in there, I.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Think it's when he starts talking about when he starts
- 4:16Speaker 3: talking about the benefits of the blanket.
- 4:18Speaker 4: So it's like it's right after this. Okay, you'll hear him.
- 4:21Speaker 4: That's what I think.
- 4:22Speaker 5: They call it.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Silent but deadly. Well, now there's a real solution to
- 4:27Speaker 2: a problem.
- 4:29Speaker 6: Did you hear that.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Well, now he's trying to rev up to it. I
- 4:33Speaker 3: don't know if it's real or not. If it was real,
- 4:37Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Mike Lindell would be selling it to us.
- 4:42Speaker 3: The my pillow guy, the my pilow, my fart blanket,
- 4:46Speaker 3: whatever you want to call this one. But yeah, I mean,
- 4:49Speaker 3: I don't know how bad the situation. This situation is
- 4:53Speaker 3: that you know, somebody came up with this because their
- 4:56Speaker 3: significant other was they had to leave them because of
- 5:01Speaker 3: how bad it was that they developed scientifically developed a
- 5:05Speaker 3: blanket to help save the next marriage.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I just like to think that of all the times
- 5:13Speaker 1: I've gone down the as seen on TV Aisle at CVS,
- 5:17Speaker 1: not once have I seen the better marriage blanket. I've
- 5:20Speaker 1: seen some weird stuff in there, but not this one.
- 5:23Speaker 4: And how do you know it's not you?
- 5:26Speaker 3: If you're asleep and this is the issue, you're waking
- 5:29Speaker 3: up to this horrific odor, how do you know your
- 5:33Speaker 3: partner is in the one going my god, I love her,
- 5:35Speaker 3: but oh that is awful. I'm not gonna say anything,
- 5:39Speaker 3: and then you get served divorce papers like bitch, that
- 5:42Speaker 3: was you the whole time.
- 5:45Speaker 1: I would like to think that if flatulence in the
- 5:47Speaker 1: marriage is causing strife, then you would at least explore
- 5:52Speaker 1: sleeping in separate beds or separate bedrooms before you go
- 5:56Speaker 1: straight to divorce or online to see if there's some
- 6:01Speaker 1: other solution, like they're the better marriage blanket.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what was going on in the Cleaver
- 6:08Speaker 3: household when it was leaving to Bieber, because they were
- 6:10Speaker 3: in Ward and June were in separate beds, and I
- 6:13Speaker 3: think that's why they lasted.
- 6:14Speaker 4: However many seasons they lasted.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Because Ward was horrifically flatulent.
- 6:20Speaker 4: I was gonna say, June, but you go ahead.
- 6:24Speaker 1: There has to be some type of crack in her
- 6:26Speaker 1: otherwise perfect armor. Sure, she looks to be the perfect
- 6:31Speaker 1: mom on the outside, but on the inside, oh, June, you.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Could always see Ward's face and was like, what's for dinner?
- 6:39Speaker 3: Hunting She's like enchiladas. Again He's like, oh, thank god
- 6:43Speaker 3: for two beds.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Except in real life it's not because in the shows
- 6:52Speaker 1: back in the fifties where they had the separate beds
- 6:55Speaker 1: for the couples, all that separated them was a nightstand,
- 6:58Speaker 1: kind of like a two bedroom situation at a hotel.
- 7:02Speaker 1: If June or Ward were truly that horrifically flatulent, then
- 7:07Speaker 1: I think you would have the beds flushed against opposite
- 7:11Speaker 1: wall and then I don't know, like an actual sofa
- 7:15Speaker 1: or something in between to make sure the distance stays
- 7:19Speaker 1: far apart.
- 7:20Speaker 4: But yeah, the.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Knight stand in the middle of the two dunches, because
- 7:26Speaker 3: that's where the Bible goes down, just.
- 7:29Speaker 1: So you know, leave room for the scripture and the
- 7:32Speaker 1: Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost is gone because it smells
- 7:36Speaker 1: in there. Couldn't take it.
- 7:38Speaker 4: That's when Jesus leaves.
- 7:40Speaker 6: It's mad.
- 7:43Speaker 1: You all got a problem and you need to see
- 7:45Speaker 1: a doctor about that, because there's only so much work
- 7:48Speaker 1: that the better marriage blanket can do.
- 7:53Speaker 4: I loved Did we look it up and see if
- 7:55Speaker 4: this is real? True?
- 7:58Speaker 7: It's it mean, obviously that commercials old it's standard deaf,
- 8:03Speaker 7: but uh, it is not real anymore?
- 8:07Speaker 4: Oh okay, but it was. How does this go bankrupt?
- 8:13Speaker 6: I mean, and think about it.
- 8:15Speaker 7: Billy Mays said no to that.
- 8:24Speaker 5: Treehouse.
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- 8:32Speaker 1: Daniel. I know you and I are big fans of movies.
- 8:34Speaker 1: We like to talk about movies sometimes in here, and
- 8:36Speaker 1: so I want to do that real quick right now
- 8:38Speaker 1: because the movie I've been looking forward to the most
- 8:42Speaker 1: this year is coming out very soon, and that's the
- 8:45Speaker 1: new Superman movie, written and directed by James Gunn, who
- 8:48Speaker 1: did the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Is that one
- 8:51Speaker 1: that's on your radar as well?
- 8:53Speaker 9: When you were going down this Pathris, now, I thought
- 8:56Speaker 9: you were fixing to say may the Swarts be with
- 8:58Speaker 9: you or something.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, well, hey, hang on, that's not coming
- 9:01Speaker 1: out till twenty twenty seven. When it's twenty twenty seven,
- 9:03Speaker 1: that's the movie I'm going to be hanging all my
- 9:05Speaker 1: hopes and dreams on. But for twenty twenty five, all
- 9:09Speaker 1: my hopes and dreams are hanging on the Cape of Superman.
- 9:13Speaker 9: Yeah. No, you know I enjoy watching those movies. Now,
- 9:16Speaker 9: to be blunt honest, I do not get to the
- 9:18Speaker 9: movie theater to really watch as many as I would like.
- 9:22Speaker 9: We're busy taking care of people's homes all the time.
- 9:24Speaker 9: But if I had an opportunity, I think that.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Would be a good movie to see.
- 9:29Speaker 9: I think, based on what they can do with all
- 9:31Speaker 9: the computer and AI stuff, the movies tend to be
- 9:34Speaker 9: a little bit more.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Guessing.
- 9:39Speaker 9: When you watch those movies on a large screen like
- 9:41Speaker 9: the movie theater, you can really feel like you're in
- 9:44Speaker 9: that movie a lot, and it really.
- 9:46Speaker 6: Does come to life.
- 9:46Speaker 9: So yeah, I think that's gonna be a good storyline.
- 9:49Speaker 6: I look forward to it.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Maybe if I'm in town when the movies on, we
- 9:53Speaker 1: go together do a little mandate watch Superman.
- 9:57Speaker 4: I think that's that could possibly work.
- 9:59Speaker 9: I can play hooky for two hours.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Ooh yeah, there you go, and we can both wear
- 10:03Speaker 1: our tights. Okay, maybe that's too fun. Eight three three
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- 10:58Speaker 1: That is Raj. Today's TUESDAYE Life First twenty twenty five.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Trey was just asking us in the break if we
- 11:06Speaker 1: saw what show Pitchman.
- 11:09Speaker 6: It was a It was basically the show.
- 11:11Speaker 7: It was Billy Mays and the guy Australian guys, Anthony Sullivan.
- 11:18Speaker 6: And it was.
- 11:19Speaker 7: Because like they were the they were the big guys
- 11:21Speaker 7: in the infomercial world.
- 11:24Speaker 1: I remember hearing about the show Pitchmen. I think I
- 11:27Speaker 1: saw a few clips when it first came out, but
- 11:30Speaker 1: I never actually watched the whole whole show. I was
- 11:32Speaker 1: certainly fascinated by it because that's definitely a world that
- 11:36Speaker 1: you don't see behind the curtain of ever it was.
- 11:41Speaker 7: It was fascinating because you know, there was a science
- 11:46Speaker 7: behind it and what they picked to do and the
- 11:49Speaker 7: pricing and everything else.
- 11:50Speaker 6: And then watching them not only was there.
- 11:54Speaker 7: A big part of it was these commercials, but also
- 11:57Speaker 7: they'd go to these conventions where they are almost like
- 12:02Speaker 7: Carnival Barkers and you know, showing off the product and
- 12:06Speaker 7: everything else.
- 12:07Speaker 6: It was.
- 12:09Speaker 7: It was very interesting and those guys made a lot
- 12:11Speaker 7: of money.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Were they like the original shark tank or something? In
- 12:16Speaker 1: other words, if they chose a product to pitch, would
- 12:20Speaker 1: they then get like, you know, an investment in it
- 12:25Speaker 1: in lieu of payment for their services or to be
- 12:28Speaker 1: a combination of both, kind of like when a huge
- 12:31Speaker 1: actor they get paid their salary or maybe they take
- 12:33Speaker 1: a lesser salary for back end points when the movie profits.
- 12:37Speaker 7: It was definitely they were taking a piece of the
- 12:40Speaker 7: action because if for them, for their company to represent
- 12:46Speaker 7: your product and do everything, yeah, they everything was going
- 12:49Speaker 7: to go through them, and they got a cut.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Got it?
- 12:52Speaker 4: Wow?
- 12:52Speaker 3: Do you think the sham Wow guy would have made
- 12:54Speaker 3: it had he not had his tongue half bitten off
- 12:55Speaker 3: by a hooker?
- 12:58Speaker 1: That's the third guy I always think of when it
- 13:00Speaker 1: comes to the pitch man. Yeah, because like the King,
- 13:03Speaker 1: that was Billy Mays who tragically died, and then that
- 13:06Speaker 1: Australian guy and then right behind him, yeah, was slap chop,
- 13:11Speaker 1: slap chop and ShamWow.
- 13:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:13Speaker 7: I don't remember his tongu getting bitten off. I remember
- 13:15Speaker 7: he got busted with like a hooker or something.
- 13:17Speaker 3: Yeah, he had to call the plane because it was
- 13:19Speaker 3: a meth fueled or some drug fueled whatever.
- 13:22Speaker 4: But she bit down on his tongue.
- 13:26Speaker 3: I believe that's where the uh that's why he had
- 13:29Speaker 3: to take a guess, take a break for.
- 13:30Speaker 4: A hot minute.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Well did she spit it back out? Was he able
- 13:35Speaker 1: to have it reattached? Can he still you know, pitch?
- 13:39Speaker 1: Because I haven't seen him.
- 13:41Speaker 3: I think there was like there was a fight that happened,
- 13:43Speaker 3: and I don't I think he I think everybody was fine,
- 13:47Speaker 3: but yeah, I think that was like a domestic one.
- 13:49Speaker 4: I think that's how he got arrested.
- 13:51Speaker 3: And that's what it all came to life like, that's
- 13:54Speaker 3: what Uh. So he got canceled and then came right back,
- 13:58Speaker 3: I mean came back after a couple of years, as
- 14:00Speaker 3: I believe, he started doing the infomercials again. You know,
- 14:03Speaker 3: when one guy dies, you kind of move everybody up
- 14:05Speaker 3: and yeah, yeah, so I guess that's what was happening
- 14:09Speaker 3: with with that guy.
- 14:10Speaker 4: I think they released his both their mugshots. I guess yeah.
- 14:14Speaker 6: It says he did.
- 14:18Speaker 7: Had an altercation with a hooker, and he stated the
- 14:22Speaker 7: woman had bitten into his tongue and refused to let go,
- 14:26Speaker 7: at which point Offer punched her in the face and
- 14:29Speaker 7: left her with lacerations and fractures.
- 14:32Speaker 1: God, just imagine, Please tell me this is in like
- 14:35Speaker 1: a motel or something.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Yes, it was in Vegas, I think, No, Miami, Oh Miami,
- 14:40Speaker 3: Well it's the Vegas of fart.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Just imagine just imagine being in the adjoining room next
- 14:46Speaker 1: to them and just hearing all this.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Then.
- 14:54Speaker 1: I mean, it had to be some really really frightening
- 14:57Speaker 1: noises coming out of that room. But you know how
- 15:04Speaker 1: hard it is to say slap chop with only half
- 15:06Speaker 1: a tongue.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Or even ten. Wow, I'm just saying that the altercation
- 15:14Speaker 4: did happen.
- 15:15Speaker 3: But luckily the hospital bills wore four payments of ninety
- 15:18Speaker 3: nine ninety five.
- 15:19Speaker 1: So no cod.
- 15:28Speaker 4: They don't take checks either, so no, So that's good.
- 15:33Speaker 3: To know that he got up on a Can you
- 15:35Speaker 3: imagine him walking like how much is the bill? And
- 15:37Speaker 3: they're like, would you like to do a payment?
- 15:38Speaker 4: Player? And if you act now we'll pay the first
- 15:42Speaker 4: payment right now.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That really is a great deal, but you have to
- 15:46Speaker 1: call it in the next twenty minutes. But there is something,
- 15:50Speaker 1: there is something especially sad about putting your tongue on layaway.
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- 16:57Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trendholme and Raj Sharma Trey.
- 17:02Speaker 1: You were just telling us you're having some sort of
- 17:04Speaker 1: a flare up. What's flaring up on you?
- 17:07Speaker 6: My sciatica is kicking it?
- 17:09Speaker 1: Oh, did any of those pitchmen we were talking about,
- 17:12Speaker 1: Billy Mays, the Australian guy or slap Chop Sham wow man.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Did any of them ever pitch any sort of sciatica
- 17:18Speaker 1: products that might help?
- 17:21Speaker 7: I feel like at some point, I'm sure they they
- 17:25Speaker 7: pitched some kind of lumbard support.
- 17:27Speaker 3: But yeah, I was gonna say there was something for
- 17:29Speaker 3: like a chair like you would put like it's selling
- 17:35Speaker 3: like office depot. Now I wasn't like that ground break
- 17:38Speaker 3: or you know, groundbreaking whatever, but it's like the little
- 17:40Speaker 3: thing that goes in the chair that's got the massage
- 17:41Speaker 3: thing in the heat, I think that does that.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Yeah, chair massagers never seemed to really do it for me.
- 17:48Speaker 1: So what did you do to flare up your sciatica?
- 17:50Speaker 1: Trey more kettlebells?
- 17:52Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sure that had something to do with it,
- 17:54Speaker 7: But as far as I can tell, I just got
- 17:55Speaker 7: out of bed.
- 17:59Speaker 1: You know, your old win. Oh yeah, That's What's one
- 18:02Speaker 1: of the worst things is I've come to realize in
- 18:05Speaker 1: recent years if I go to the doctor and they ask, Okay,
- 18:08Speaker 1: why are you here today, and if it's like I've
- 18:10Speaker 1: done something to a leg, a shoulder, a back, and
- 18:14Speaker 1: they ask the worst possible question to ask an old
- 18:18Speaker 1: guy or a new old guy, Well, how'd you do it?
- 18:22Speaker 1: I don't know. Yep, technically it shot out on me
- 18:27Speaker 1: when I stepped out of bed. I hope that wasn't
- 18:30Speaker 1: the cause. It probably was the two or three kettlebell
- 18:34Speaker 1: workouts done prior, but it didn't show itself. Then it
- 18:38Speaker 1: showed itself at the worst possible time, when you were
- 18:41Speaker 1: feeling at ease and cozy, and then you know, all
- 18:45Speaker 1: of a sudden.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Yeah, or do you get too embarrassed to say what happened?
- 18:52Speaker 3: Like I remember it was three days after I turned forty.
- 18:56Speaker 3: I pulled a muscle in my back so bad. I
- 18:58Speaker 3: was on the couch seven days, like, I couldn't really move,
- 19:01Speaker 3: and the ex wife had to introduce me to Tiger Bomb,
- 19:04Speaker 3: which is amazing by the way. But she came home
- 19:08Speaker 3: from work and I was just on the couch staring
- 19:11Speaker 3: at the TV and she's like, I've never seen you
- 19:12Speaker 3: lay like that.
- 19:13Speaker 4: What's going on?
- 19:13Speaker 3: I was like, now, I'm just enjoying the TV. She's like,
- 19:15Speaker 3: what's really going on? I was like, I pulled a
- 19:18Speaker 3: muscle in my back and she said, how do you
- 19:19Speaker 3: do it?
- 19:19Speaker 4: How did you do it? I said, I was folding laundry.
- 19:24Speaker 3: I did I will, Like I was trying to get
- 19:25Speaker 3: the wrinkles out of a T shirt and I just
- 19:27Speaker 3: kind of snapped it as I do, not being aggressive. Yeah,
- 19:31Speaker 3: just folding laundry like I had thirty nine years prior.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Until one day it all changed.
- 19:38Speaker 3: And then yeah, I whipped that shirt to get the
- 19:40Speaker 3: wrinkles out, and I was like, man, I'm gonna put
- 19:41Speaker 3: that down.
- 19:42Speaker 4: And I live on this couch.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Now, this is so Trey. You took one step out
- 19:45Speaker 1: of bed and your psiaticus said, not today, did he?
- 19:52Speaker 6: I took a few steps out of bed bent over.
- 19:57Speaker 4: That's a mistake. Yeah, fatal.
- 20:02Speaker 1: You've been over bro at a certain point, you got
- 20:05Speaker 1: that nonsense.
- 20:07Speaker 4: You know you got to stretch before you do that.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all now of the age where we got
- 20:12Speaker 1: a stretch before we get out of bed.
- 20:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 20:15Speaker 3: I have a buddy of mine that literally will stretch.
- 20:17Speaker 3: It's fifteen minute Stretchers scene before he gets into bed.
- 20:21Speaker 3: And I asked him once, I said, what's uh, the
- 20:23Speaker 3: same thing. He's like, I woke up one day, this hurt,
- 20:25Speaker 3: that hurt. He goes the The final straw was, uh,
- 20:28Speaker 3: He's like, I I sprained my ankle and I was
- 20:31Speaker 3: doing what he goes sleeping. He got out of bed
- 20:35Speaker 3: and his ankle was sprained. Uh, Like, I guess I
- 20:38Speaker 3: was running in my sleep. I don't know what happened,
- 20:41Speaker 3: but he has a fifteen minute regimen where he and
- 20:43Speaker 3: he's trying to show me, is like you got to
- 20:44Speaker 3: do this before.
- 20:44Speaker 4: I was like, things aren't that bad, Like they're not
- 20:47Speaker 4: that bad yet. It will get there.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Yeah, So Trey, what's your regimen now that you're now
- 20:53Speaker 1: that your sciatica has reared its ugly head? What are
- 20:56Speaker 1: you doing to try to get it back in there?
- 21:00Speaker 6: Take some Adville stretch. It is what it is. It'll
- 21:03Speaker 6: go away in a day or two.
- 21:05Speaker 1: I had my first ever sciatica flare up a handful
- 21:09Speaker 1: of years ago, and I immediately understood the pain that
- 21:13Speaker 1: everyone had ever mentioned to me, and you as well, Trey,
- 21:16Speaker 1: because I know you would suffered siatic issues for a while.
- 21:20Speaker 1: And I had my first bout of it a handful
- 21:21Speaker 1: of years ago. And that's when I went everywhere with
- 21:24Speaker 1: a tennis ball. I'd sit on it, I'd roll on it.
- 21:30Speaker 1: I think I called it George. So me and George
- 21:34Speaker 1: had an interesting intimate couple of weeks.
- 21:37Speaker 6: Could you please?
- 21:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, Trey, take it, take it away? Brother?
- 21:43Speaker 6: Could you not have named it George?
- 21:46Speaker 1: Well it's like the old cartoon. I will love it
- 21:48Speaker 1: and squeeze it and call it George.
- 21:50Speaker 6: Please stop? All right?
- 21:54Speaker 1: So me and George we're on this flight to Seattle,
- 21:57Speaker 1: and I'm sitting on him. You realize what's happening, right,
- 22:01Speaker 1: And I'm telling you got to get in there and
- 22:03Speaker 1: release it.
- 22:06Speaker 4: How was he missing this?
- 22:09Speaker 1: I'm not missing it?
- 22:10Speaker 4: Oh God, thank god, I'm saying.
- 22:12Speaker 6: Yeah, he's leaning into it.
- 22:14Speaker 1: I'm leaning into this the same way I leaned into
- 22:17Speaker 1: George put pushing back into it.
- 22:19Speaker 6: Isn't it?
- 22:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, George. So we're in the big front seats
- 22:23Speaker 1: on a on a Spared Airlines flight to Seattle, and
- 22:26Speaker 1: it's me and George, and I'm just backing up on
- 22:28Speaker 1: George the whole flight because man, if I didn't it.
- 22:31Speaker 4: Hurt, George made it all better.
- 22:36Speaker 1: Yeah he really did, you know, he he just made
- 22:39Speaker 1: it just just bearable enough. M you gotta loosen some
- 22:45Speaker 1: stuff up.
- 22:45Speaker 6: I've got to know now, change my name.
- 22:52Speaker 4: He comes back tomorrow.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Yeah. For those that don't know, Trey is not Trey's
- 22:58Speaker 1: actual name. It's more the nickname. Yeah, his actual his
- 23:07Speaker 1: actual first name is and always has been, George. It's
- 23:13Speaker 1: not like I called the tennis ball tray.
- 23:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:18Speaker 4: That would be worse.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Well, because then people would really know who I was
- 23:22Speaker 1: talking about.
- 23:25Speaker 6: You couldn't have named it Russ.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Oh Man, I got standards. If I'm a swing that way,
- 23:35Speaker 1: I'm a swing to you, buddy. Keep laughing, Rag, you're
- 23:41Speaker 1: second on that list. I'm just not going to say
- 23:44Speaker 1: that name on a flight next to the cockpit.
- 23:54Speaker 10: You're listening to the Treehouse.
- 23:56Speaker 11: Visit is online that Treehouse on Air dot com.
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- 25:02Speaker 1: Funday Road Show, Sunday, July twentieth, noon to two pm
- 25:05Speaker 1: at the Maverick Bar in Carrollton. Just check out our
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- 25:13Speaker 1: Treehouse Show. I'm danil Malley along with Trade Trenholme and
- 25:17Speaker 1: Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, and that means it's time
- 25:21Speaker 1: for Treehouse Talkback.
- 25:27Speaker 5: This is Bishop.
- 25:29Speaker 12: Do they have a Dicky's barbecue at the Pentagon?
- 25:33Speaker 4: Hey?
- 25:34Speaker 1: Very direct, simple question, and I have no idea. I'm
- 25:39Speaker 1: assuming this is related to us talking last week about
- 25:43Speaker 1: the Pentagon Pizza social media account, because when there's an
- 25:50Speaker 1: uptick in pizza deliveries to the Pentagon, that means we're
- 25:53Speaker 1: probably doing some sort of top secret operation somewhere in
- 25:56Speaker 1: the world and they're you know, catering food in and
- 26:00Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's what he was referring to, and just
- 26:02Speaker 1: wondering if there's a Dickey's at the Pentagon. I guess not.
- 26:09Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 26:10Speaker 1: I've never been to the Pentagon. I don't know if
- 26:12Speaker 1: they have a food court.
- 26:15Speaker 4: I'm guessing they would, right, I would think so.
- 26:19Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen the food courts in high
- 26:21Speaker 1: schools these days. There was one at I believe it
- 26:23Speaker 1: was Alan High School a few years ago. It went
- 26:26Speaker 1: viral because their food court puts malls to shame. I mean,
- 26:30Speaker 1: they had some good stuff in there. Even when I
- 26:32Speaker 1: was in high school, they took away some of the
- 26:37Speaker 1: off campus lunch options for the I think my class
- 26:42Speaker 1: was the last one that could leave campus for lunch,
- 26:44Speaker 1: and to try to assuage some of our anger, they
- 26:46Speaker 1: brought in some food stuffs to make it sort of
- 26:49Speaker 1: like a food court. Well, it's just picked up steam
- 26:52Speaker 1: over the last twenty twenty five years to where you've
- 26:54Speaker 1: got full on restaurants inside high school cafeterias. So I'm
- 26:59Speaker 1: with you. I would do the Pentagon would foot the
- 27:01Speaker 1: bill for some decent stuff. But if they're ordering out
- 27:03Speaker 1: for pizza, maybe not.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Oh you got a point, Okay, I'm driven past it.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever gotten tour or I don't
- 27:12Speaker 3: think they offer tours, but I would assume they have
- 27:14Speaker 3: something like I.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Mean, if hospitals have cafeterias. I would think the Pentagon would. Yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 1: and so maybe it is a little bit like high school.
- 27:21Speaker 1: You're trying to decide, you know, in between meetings in
- 27:24Speaker 1: the skiff, if whether or not you're gonna grab lunch
- 27:26Speaker 1: in the cafeteria or if you're gonna go off campus.
- 27:30Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. It's probably you know, you're working
- 27:32Speaker 3: there every day. You probably get tired of eating the
- 27:34Speaker 3: same thing, gotcha, Okay, But.
- 27:36Speaker 1: I like to think at the Pentagon, maybe they get
- 27:37Speaker 1: excited for a square pizza Friday, just like we all
- 27:40Speaker 1: did as kids.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Yeah, and squore pizza and corn and chocolate milk. None
- 27:45Speaker 3: of it makes sense, but it was delightful.
- 27:49Speaker 1: All right. Next one here in the treehouse talkback.
- 27:52Speaker 13: Hey guys, it's j c uh just giving a update
- 27:57Speaker 13: on the ZVO situation we now have.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Jasey's given us the update. It's
- 28:03Speaker 1: his bugs Apper in his garage. He called previously to
- 28:07Speaker 1: tell us or he was wondering if the spiders showing
- 28:11Speaker 1: up to eat the cooked bugs on the new bugs
- 28:14Speaker 1: Apper are lazy or ingenius. And now he's offering this
- 28:17Speaker 1: new update.
- 28:18Speaker 13: Lizards that are coming in and eating the spiders that
- 28:24Speaker 13: are eating the bugs.
- 28:26Speaker 1: So he has an entire ecosystem growing in his garage.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Started with the bugs, and when the bugs came, then
- 28:34Speaker 1: the spiders came, and now the lizards are coming to
- 28:36Speaker 1: eat the bugs. And that just means you're going to
- 28:38Speaker 1: have the next thing up on the food chain coming
- 28:41Speaker 1: after the lizards, snakes.
- 28:44Speaker 6: Yeah, as I say, they'll keep getting bigger.
- 28:47Speaker 1: And eventually you're just gonna have some dude in your
- 28:50Speaker 1: garage just snacking on everything beneath him.
- 28:53Speaker 3: Yeah, he should just play the Circle of Life in
- 28:56Speaker 3: the garage on repeat.
- 28:58Speaker 6: So he's gonna have big Foot in yetti in there
- 29:02Speaker 6: on booger sugar.
- 29:07Speaker 1: I love those bits. I love him. I've been watching
- 29:09Speaker 1: him for like four days straight since we last talked
- 29:11Speaker 1: about it, and my social media feed has been full
- 29:14Speaker 1: of nothing but Bigfoot and YETI vlog stuff and I'm
- 29:17Speaker 1: okay with it. I am absolutely excited to open up
- 29:20Speaker 1: social media now.
- 29:22Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:23Speaker 3: I have two favorites now, the siphless one is hilarious
- 29:27Speaker 3: and then the girl that has h you know, surprise
- 29:31Speaker 3: waiting for him.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's bigger than his and it's vainy,
- 29:36Speaker 1: but like not normal veiny viny, like a bodybuilder after
- 29:39Speaker 1: a good pump. Those are so so good. Yeah, all right,
- 29:45Speaker 1: one more here inside treehouse talkback and this is gonna
- 29:48Speaker 1: be a doozy, so all right, yeah, so hang on
- 29:50Speaker 1: to stuff.
- 29:52Speaker 13: We've by Clyde Warren Park versus the Old Phoenix and Addison.
- 29:55Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm gonna ask Craig what his favorite.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Sorry I got to switch gears there. Here we go.
- 30:02Speaker 12: Craig, what what his favorite hot sausage on his money
- 30:06Speaker 12: when he eat? When he's eating, I like vallatina.
- 30:11Speaker 1: So you know the first call we played that was
- 30:13Speaker 1: from a guy named Bishop. I think this is Bishop again,
- 30:17Speaker 1: but with a slightly deeper voice. And obviously none of
- 30:22Speaker 1: us are named Craig, so I'm not exactly sure who
- 30:24Speaker 1: he's talking about.
- 30:25Speaker 6: What was the Clyde Warren Park in Phoenix.
- 30:28Speaker 1: That was the part I didn't edit out from uh
- 30:30Speaker 1: j C's thing. He's basically saying that now he's got
- 30:33Speaker 1: two restaurants in his garage.
- 30:36Speaker 4: O catcha.
- 30:38Speaker 1: So let's go back. Let's go back to trying to
- 30:40Speaker 1: decipher this last one.
- 30:42Speaker 12: Yeah, I was gonna ask Craig what what his favorite
- 30:45Speaker 12: hot sausage on his money when heat when he's eating
- 30:48Speaker 12: I like Vallentina hots.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Just does this ring a bell to any of you?
- 30:55Speaker 4: No, there's no one named Craig. He said he wants
- 31:01Speaker 4: to know what his favorite hot sauce is when he's eating.
- 31:06Speaker 1: On his tacos.
- 31:08Speaker 4: Okay, well, you.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Know, I'm just gonna take it at face value. I'll
- 31:14Speaker 1: play Craig for today because I love tacos. And uh,
- 31:18Speaker 1: there's a particular hot sauce I love that's called down
- 31:22Speaker 1: South in your Mouth. It is a hot sauce that
- 31:26Speaker 1: is from a lady who makes it. She's from Texas,
- 31:29Speaker 1: but she lives in the US Virgin Islands now, so
- 31:31Speaker 1: it's a very interesting name for the hot sauce. It's
- 31:33Speaker 1: chili peckin based, so it's quite spicy, but still with
- 31:37Speaker 1: good flavor. That's my choice. The second would be the
- 31:40Speaker 1: Chipotle Tabasco Trey, what's your favorite taco hot sauce?
- 31:44Speaker 7: Hey, I'm not I'm not a huge hot sauce fan.
- 31:49Speaker 7: I'm more of a salsa person.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Oh controversial, although I do like.
- 31:57Speaker 7: Oh now, just a blank on the name, but it's
- 32:02Speaker 7: also wise.
- 32:02Speaker 6: Mateo's Habinnio is very very good.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Potato's good, Roger, what about you?
- 32:09Speaker 3: I I like where this is going, Like Dan, you
- 32:11Speaker 3: like your spicy Trey likes is thick and chunky, and uh,
- 32:17Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with I like, uh, I like a
- 32:20Speaker 3: spicy green sauce, Like the hair des is really really good,
- 32:25Speaker 3: Like if that, if I had that, that would be
- 32:27Speaker 3: my go to.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Try the quacam on the sauceed by hair Days.
- 32:30Speaker 4: I've had it. I've had it. It's wonderful.
- 32:33Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean I'm a I like like really
- 32:36Speaker 3: powerful intense hot sauce. So anything that's in that realm
- 32:43Speaker 3: I kind of go for. But the green sauce on
- 32:45Speaker 3: on tacos, I'll go for the green sauce every time.
- 32:48Speaker 4: Gotcha, just pleasant and spicy. It's got a nice kick.
- 32:53Speaker 1: What is it?
- 32:53Speaker 7: T chiu Lula Chipotle is also if I have many
- 32:56Speaker 7: use hot sauce, I like that one.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one to Tabasco Chipotle and the
- 33:02Speaker 1: Chilula Chipotle thumbs up from us one last little bit
- 33:06Speaker 1: here and just just.
- 33:09Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I.
- 33:11Speaker 12: Was gonna ask Craig what what his favorite hot sausage?
- 33:14Speaker 12: Honest when he when he eat, when he's eating, I
- 33:17Speaker 12: like Valentina hot sauce.
- 33:28Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't want to guess.
- 33:32Speaker 6: It could not have been a better ending to that call.
- 33:44Speaker 8: The Treathouse is online treaouse on air dot com.
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- 34:38Speaker 1: House Show. I'm Daniel Mackley along with Trey Trendholm and
- 34:41Speaker 1: Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, July first, twenty twenty five.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Let's celebrate with some birthdays. Storm Read turns twenty two.
- 34:55Speaker 1: She plays Zendeia's sister on the show Euphoria and sister
- 35:00Speaker 1: in The Nun Too. Have you guys seen either the
- 35:04Speaker 1: Nun movies or Euphoria. No, I've not seen either, and
- 35:11Speaker 1: I'm not sure which one I would want to see
- 35:13Speaker 1: more because the Nun movies look especially freaky to me
- 35:16Speaker 1: because and to God, the freaky scary nun in the
- 35:20Speaker 1: Nun movies looks like my teacher from fourth grade, who
- 35:25Speaker 1: was in fact a none.
- 35:28Speaker 4: Did you go to Contholic school?
- 35:30Speaker 1: I did fourth and fifth grade Saint Thomas Aquinas in Dallas.
- 35:33Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know where that is.
- 35:35Speaker 1: And I learned a lot in those two years, such
- 35:41Speaker 1: as too much to name. I mean it really was.
- 35:45Speaker 1: I learned a lot. I learned that despite our financial
- 35:52Speaker 1: situation at the time, my cousin and I, our moms,
- 35:57Speaker 1: found a way to pay for us to get through
- 36:01Speaker 1: Catholic school. He stayed all the way through and went
- 36:06Speaker 1: to Jesuit in Dallas. I punched out after fifth grade,
- 36:09Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, and I'm good to
- 36:11Speaker 1: go back to public school. I think that's more my speed.
- 36:14Speaker 4: I see.
- 36:14Speaker 3: So for fourth and fifth grade, you just learned to
- 36:17Speaker 3: keep a secret.
- 36:22Speaker 1: I mean, oh see, here's the great irony. I was
- 36:27Speaker 1: not allowed to be an ultar boy at the Catholic
- 36:29Speaker 1: school because I am not Catholic.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Oh I thought you, I thought that would just give
- 36:35Speaker 3: you like a just like you know, make you think
- 36:38Speaker 3: bad about yourself, like, am I not cute enough?
- 36:40Speaker 4: Am I not?
- 36:44Speaker 1: I mean we had to go to Mass twice a
- 36:45Speaker 1: week Wednesday mornings, Friday mornings, and I was relegated to
- 36:50Speaker 1: stay in the pews during communion and confession because I
- 36:54Speaker 1: was not Catholic. So it's me sitting next to like
- 36:57Speaker 1: the two Jewish kids in my class.
- 37:01Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, on one hand, I understand because I'm
- 37:03Speaker 7: sure the helmet would have gotten in a way.
- 37:07Speaker 6: On the flip side though.
- 37:08Speaker 7: They could have just replaced the big pencil with a
- 37:10Speaker 7: cross and you could have just marched on down the aisle.
- 37:13Speaker 7: It's really it hadn't have been a tough decision.
- 37:15Speaker 6: You know what.
- 37:15Speaker 1: You're right, they could have just given me a second
- 37:17Speaker 1: big pencil and I just could have had my own,
- 37:20Speaker 1: you know, crucifix going on or your.
- 37:23Speaker 4: Pencil is big enough to crucify Jesus on.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they didn't want to give me that much power.
- 37:30Speaker 1: And to be fair, while the big pencil is still
- 37:36Speaker 1: a writing utensil, it is a working pencil. It is
- 37:40Speaker 1: big and it does offer some heft, so it's also
- 37:45Speaker 1: a self defense weapon and I knew how to use it.
- 37:50Speaker 6: You were beating them off.
- 37:58Speaker 1: I want to hate you so much, but I can't
- 38:05Speaker 1: because it was really fucking funny. Yes, Trey, I was
- 38:13Speaker 1: beating them off.
- 38:19Speaker 10: You're listening to the tree House.
- 38:22Speaker 11: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
- 38:35Speaker 5: You're in the.
- 38:37Speaker 8: Visit us online a treehouseonair dot com.
- 38:42Speaker 1: It is time to advertise here inside the Treehouse. Sponsorship
- 38:46Speaker 1: opportunities are available if you're interested. To shoot us an
- 38:50Speaker 1: email Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. That's Treehouse
- 38:54Speaker 1: on Air at gmail dot com. Advertise right here inside
- 38:59Speaker 1: the Treehouse. I want to revisit the Treehouse talk back
- 39:04Speaker 1: from earlier, and I'm hopefully picking it up in the
- 39:07Speaker 1: right spot here to play it. From the beginning. I
- 39:11Speaker 1: think this is from Bishop and he starts out asking
- 39:15Speaker 1: us about hot sauce, or asking somebody about hot sauce
- 39:20Speaker 1: who's not here because we don't know anybody named Craig.
- 39:24Speaker 1: But it's the last part of the message that has
- 39:27Speaker 1: our curiosities peaked.
- 39:30Speaker 12: I'm gonna ask Craig what what his favorite hot sauce
- 39:34Speaker 12: when he when he eat, when he's eating, I like
- 39:36Speaker 12: Vaalatina hot sauce.
- 39:47Speaker 1: I want it known and disclosed. I did not alter
- 39:51Speaker 1: the audio there one bit. I didn't decrease the pause.
- 39:58Speaker 1: I didn't increase the pause. I kept that true as
- 40:02Speaker 1: as we got it. That is the message as it
- 40:05Speaker 1: was received at Treehouse on Air dot com. So let's
- 40:12Speaker 1: play a little game called what do you think happened
- 40:15Speaker 1: at the end of that phone call? Because ever since
- 40:18Speaker 1: I've heard it, my imagination has just been running wild.
- 40:23Speaker 3: I think that he, uh the mental health tech at
- 40:26Speaker 3: the home that he's in was going into the supply
- 40:28Speaker 3: closet and found him, and there was yet you got
- 40:31Speaker 3: to yank the phone out of his hand, uh and
- 40:34Speaker 3: take him back to his room.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Yeah, so they followed the cord from the like the
- 40:40Speaker 1: from the reception desk into that closet.
- 40:44Speaker 3: In your mind, it's still the eighties, Like there's a cord.
- 40:48Speaker 3: How bad is this nursing? I don't getting tacos and
- 40:53Speaker 3: Valentino it's gotta be.
- 40:57Speaker 1: It did make me wonder like maybe he got his
- 41:01Speaker 1: wires crossed. He left a message on our website, which
- 41:05Speaker 1: you can do by the way. You go to Treehouse
- 41:07Speaker 1: on Air dot com, click on the microphone, and you
- 41:09Speaker 1: can record a message that we'll receive and perhaps play
- 41:12Speaker 1: on Tuesdays during Treehouse Talkback, and maybe he got crossed
- 41:17Speaker 1: up and he thought he was calling somebody else and
- 41:21Speaker 1: asking them about their hot sauce references on tacos, but
- 41:26Speaker 1: instead mistakenly left it for us. I'm just really still
- 41:29Speaker 1: curious at the end when he goes ooh, I think
- 41:33Speaker 1: he forgot the Crimson rule. What's the Crimson rule?
- 41:37Speaker 7: Wash your hands before you touch your penis if you've
- 41:39Speaker 7: been having hot sauce.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Why did they call it the Crimson rule?
- 41:46Speaker 6: Because it's hot sauce is usually read okay, So.
- 41:50Speaker 1: To avoid your peepee turning crimson.
- 41:54Speaker 7: And making noises like that when the spice you know.
- 42:01Speaker 1: It hurts, you know, you're right. I didn't. I didn't
- 42:03Speaker 1: think about that. Maybe that's what this is. Let's go
- 42:05Speaker 1: back and listen again. Hang on, Yeah, Trey, I think
- 42:16Speaker 1: you're onto something there. That does sound very similar to
- 42:18Speaker 1: the time that I learned not to touch your privates
- 42:21Speaker 1: after eating spicy foods.
- 42:24Speaker 6: Yeah, s icy foods are icy hot.
- 42:28Speaker 7: It's a big, big, so very important to wash your hands.
- 42:32Speaker 1: That's a valuable lesson that all of us should learn.
- 42:37Speaker 6: If you learn one thing from today's show.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Yeah, is that how your sciatica flared up?
- 42:43Speaker 4: Tray.
- 42:47Speaker 3: I'm just waiting for the More you Know star to come,
- 42:50Speaker 3: like start going over our.
- 42:53Speaker 4: Hawk sauce and icy hot burn your peepe.
- 42:58Speaker 1: But but not just the more you know sound effect
- 43:01Speaker 1: and the visual. But I think we need to include
- 43:04Speaker 1: our tree House spin on it, and that needs to
- 43:08Speaker 1: definitely include hot sauce. The more you know and now
- 43:23Speaker 1: you know, and knowing is half the battle, okay. For
- 43:38Speaker 1: all Things tree today's show is full of useful information.
- 43:45Speaker 1: I mean, how to beat off priests? How do we
- 43:52Speaker 1: uh we we learned about the Crimson rule. This really
- 43:54Speaker 1: has been an informative and educational show. I'm proud of
- 43:58Speaker 1: us was for all Things Treehouse. Go to Treehouse on Air,
- 44:02Speaker 1: dot com what is it? Trey uh find and follow
- 44:10Speaker 1: us on social media as well. For the show, it's
- 44:12Speaker 1: at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the Dan
- 44:15Speaker 1: on Mallley. Sorry I had a ooh moment. For Trey
- 44:19Speaker 1: it's at tree Trendhome one. And for Raj it's at
- 44:21Speaker 1: Comedian Raj. We'll see you tomorrow right back here inside
- 44:24Speaker 1: the Who Treehouse