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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Do it, the feeling we're doing it, we're annoying.
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  Speaker 2: It a Woody show, and we're into another hour here
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  Speaker 2: on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Woody Greg means phones open eight seven seven four wood
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  Speaker 3: text us over to two two nine eight seven. I
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  Speaker 3: saw this an immediately thought of Greg, Oh bait. Normal
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  Speaker 3: things that we all go through in everyday life. But
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  Speaker 3: for some reason, some of those things feel embarrassing. Oh
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  Speaker 3: when you do them, like so Greg with buying toilet paper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's a classic mortifying, classic example. Yeah, the article about
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  Speaker 3: those things titled normal things that feel embarrassing for no
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  Speaker 3: logical reasons.
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  Speaker 1: I think public restaurants in general just embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Sitting there while a restaurant staff sings happy birthday to you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a that's on there, opening presence in front
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  Speaker 3: of other people. Agree, I think, I think, like, that's
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  Speaker 3: so weird. I'm not comfortable. First of all, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: comfortable with receiving gifts, never have been. Even when I
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  Speaker 3: was a kid, I thought it was I didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: Let alone, going through them it's great.
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  Speaker 3: I like, like, you know, the stuff I got for
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  Speaker 3: Christmas or whatever, I liked what I got. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: like the sitting there and everybody's watching you while you're
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  Speaker 3: opening gifts, Like what am I supposed to? You know
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  Speaker 3: when they say, uh, you're on video or on television,
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  Speaker 3: like people don't know what to do with their hands.
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  Speaker 3: Same thing, like what am I supposed to? How am
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  Speaker 3: I supposed to? Am I supposed to act a certain way?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? Yeah, grateful and excited?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Uh, the last party I went to, they didn't open
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  Speaker 6: the gifts in front of any anybody.
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  Speaker 7: They just took them home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't do that anymore, I know, And.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It kind of sucked because I like, oh, I know,
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  Speaker 6: I knocked it out of the park with this gift,
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  Speaker 6: so I want to see the reaction.
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  Speaker 7: But at the same time, like.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't the kids party thing, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It it was, Oh yeah, they don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they don't.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, it takes too long probably.
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  Speaker 3: And this kid's too well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you won't.
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  Speaker 4: You used to sit there and write down everything you
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  Speaker 4: knew what thank you cards right later? Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I still do so normal things that feel embarrassing for people.
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  Speaker 3: According to this article, stretching on your own before a
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  Speaker 3: workout class starts, I wouldn't know about that. Is it
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  Speaker 3: off on your own and like doing something?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that's for that's a question for you,
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  Speaker 3: jim people. I can't. I can't speak to that. Going
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  Speaker 3: through t s A at the airport embarrassing. Trying on
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  Speaker 3: shoes at the store.
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  Speaker 4: Now, taking my shoe off at the store is kind
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  Speaker 4: of weird to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, coughing in a quiet public place, not so much.
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  Speaker 3: But I would say if you have to blow your.
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  Speaker 5: Nose, oh, super embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you have to.
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  Speaker 3: Issues drip in and like you know, asking for help
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  Speaker 3: finding something at a store. I've never understood the dudes
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  Speaker 3: who were weird about asking for directions.
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  Speaker 1: That stereotype based.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I can't this giant ass store. How the hell am
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  Speaker 4: I supposed to know where this is?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm just gonna waste all my time walking around
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  Speaker 3: to find it because I can show you what a
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  Speaker 3: man I am.
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  Speaker 6: And it's hard to find anybody these days anyways to
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  Speaker 6: help you find something.
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  Speaker 5: If you find them, you grab hold of them and
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  Speaker 5: don't let go. Yeah, the walk you right to where
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  Speaker 5: you need to go.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody said, asking for a sample at the ice cream stop.
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  Speaker 5: That's such a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Can I try that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Embarrassing, Yeah, don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't find that embarrassing. But I won't bother if
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  Speaker 3: there's other people in line behind me, because it's like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm taking too much time.
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  Speaker 8: You know what I hold up embarrassing, like at a
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  Speaker 8: cafeteria style place or anything like that, holding a tray.
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  Speaker 5: I find it very embarrassing. I don't know if there's
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  Speaker 5: no other way to do it, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 5: don't like it. I don't want to carry a tray.
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  Speaker 6: Going back to the samples though, Like you're at Costco
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  Speaker 6: and your way in line for a sample, and then
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  Speaker 6: they run out of samples. You're just standing there like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: your dork, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Want what anyway you were just talking about. You were
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  Speaker 3: at Sam's or a Costco or whatever. People that just yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they take multiple dude.
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  Speaker 6: So I was with all this time for these dumplings,
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  Speaker 6: right because I want to try.
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  Speaker 7: Them, and then this bitch ass family in front of me,
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  Speaker 7: they both double fisted, they double dumpling and took all
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  Speaker 7: the dumplings.
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  Speaker 3: Each person took two.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's just like it takes forever for them
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  Speaker 7: to cook.
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  Speaker 4: Them damn things because they just got like a little toaster.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah shape, I know, pigs, animals, right, Yeah, people are weird.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, should trip them as they walk.
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  Speaker 3: What are some of the other ones? Greg, you don't
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  Speaker 3: like normal but embarrassing eating by yourself at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: I could never like a sit down restaurant, no waste,
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  Speaker 1: especially one with a hostess where you have to say
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  Speaker 1: table for one. Yeah, you say public restroom in any way,
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  Speaker 1: just basically, especially if there's a superior like a general manager,
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  Speaker 1: and you're standing right next to them peeing. It's like
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  Speaker 1: somebody your boss at worker. We are both standing next
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  Speaker 1: to each other peeing. It's so it's the worst.
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  Speaker 7: With your hands on your genitalia on each other.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I know what you're doing, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing, and we're three inches apart.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have to make small talk?
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  Speaker 7: I mean it's weird if you don't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you say?
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  Speaker 3: You're just saying for what else? Your list is like
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  Speaker 3: a mile long.
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  Speaker 1: Anything going to the doctor, anything, Yeah, like being looked at.
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  Speaker 1: Like even the other day, I'm at the doctor and
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  Speaker 1: the guy put the scope in my ear just to
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  Speaker 1: look in my ear, and I thought, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what if my ear is not clean? And then he
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  Speaker 1: looked at my nose and I thought, oh god, what
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  Speaker 1: if my I have a hairy nose? You know, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's just so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 5: You would not survive the gynecologists.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, buying the odorant.
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  Speaker 3: I can only imagine this one, so Greg, as you know,
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  Speaker 3: I will use a crazy amount of toilet paper after
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  Speaker 3: number two in because you know, go until you get clean, right,
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  Speaker 3: And also like a Samuel will tell you got it
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  Speaker 3: like almost like a boxing love at the end of
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  Speaker 3: your hand. Yeah, well, none of it gets on you right. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: some of these toilets are very low flow at hotels
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  Speaker 3: in the hotel room, so I did my best to
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  Speaker 3: try to unclog it. I will take I've told you
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  Speaker 3: this before, the hangar from the closet, and it has.
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  Speaker 4: That little wooden doll rod that goes across the bottom
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  Speaker 4: you used to.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of hang pants to. So yeah, I'll twist that
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  Speaker 3: out of there. I'll jam that down in there, and
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  Speaker 3: most of the time, ninety percent of the time that works.
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  Speaker 3: And then I jammed the wood doll rod back in there,
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  Speaker 3: or I'll.
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  Speaker 5: Throw it away, you'll put it back in the closet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, it's like that woman that was that
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  Speaker 3: was cleaning panties in the coffee and the coffee maker.
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  Speaker 3: You're both psycho, but psycho it so anyway, put you
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  Speaker 3: get back, let me finish the story. So, uh, nothing
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  Speaker 3: was working and I actually had to call down to say,
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  Speaker 3: you need to send a plunger up. Greg. Would you
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  Speaker 3: have killed yourself or checked out?
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  Speaker 1: I would have just left.
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  Speaker 3: Because that was even that was even starting to encroach
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  Speaker 3: on embarrassing for me. They know what you at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the day. Like once they actually I didn't
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  Speaker 3: care because they just came to the room. They handed
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  Speaker 3: me the plunger yourself. Yeah, yeah, they gave me that
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  Speaker 3: because the plunger was in like a clean uh plastic
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  Speaker 3: like kind of garbage back on the bottom of it,
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, just you could just put it
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  Speaker 3: back in the bag and then outside the door when
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  Speaker 3: you're done.
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  Speaker 5: I I'm sorry, I don't work here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that sounds.
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  Speaker 4: Like a them thing. Yeah, thanks, man, just dropped a
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  Speaker 4: monster in there. Sorry, And you.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't have any problem being just handed the plunger.
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  Speaker 3: Like I was, you know what I was. I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was glad that he wasn't going in there, because
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  Speaker 3: look by the way it looked at this point, it
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  Speaker 3: just looked like all toilet paper and then little toilet
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  Speaker 3: paper shards all floating in the water that was about
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  Speaker 3: a quarter inch from the top of the.
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  Speaker 7: Living on the edge.
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  Speaker 9: See, I would have called down and said, hey, I
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  Speaker 9: need someone to please come up and plunge my toilet,
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  Speaker 9: and then I would leave and have them just go
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  Speaker 9: in and do their thing, and I will show back
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  Speaker 9: up later and all of ad.
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  Speaker 5: You have no shame when it comes to clogged toy
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: I will clog toilets all day.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 7: I do have a hotel story.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't think she'd be able to produce anything big.
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  Speaker 9: Enough to the toilet paper, because I'll do it even
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  Speaker 9: when I.
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  Speaker 6: Know I do have a hotel story and a plunger.
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  Speaker 6: It's it's pretty funny where you remember I told you
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  Speaker 6: I have a lipstick lesbian friend. She works out of
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  Speaker 6: female prison, And so I was visiting uh town and
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  Speaker 6: I was staying at a hotel, and so she comes
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  Speaker 6: over with two of her other lesbian friends, Greg and
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  Speaker 6: so we were all like drinking and stuff, and then
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  Speaker 6: one of the lesbians clogs the toilet, so I have
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  Speaker 6: to call down. But these other lesbians, they are like
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  Speaker 6: horny or something, so they start making out on the
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  Speaker 6: bed while the hotel worker comes up to the room
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  Speaker 6: to like de clog the toilet.
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  Speaker 7: So I see this guy.
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  Speaker 6: He's like using a buncher, but he's staring at the
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  Speaker 6: bed washing those take out.
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  Speaker 7: It was like the funniest scene ever.
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  Speaker 6: So he's like not even looking at the toilet, just
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  Speaker 6: staring at your bed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lessons looking at these insatiable lesbions. I can't go
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  Speaker 1: five seconds without making out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think he took extra time to be clogging
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  Speaker 7: that toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I bet. Yeah, got to make sure it's clear. Yeh,
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  Speaker 1: super embarrassed. Just a few days ago, there was this
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  Speaker 1: store that Mario and I love and they have this
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  Speaker 1: one painting on the wall that I've been obsessing about
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  Speaker 1: for a long time, and I considered buying it, and
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  Speaker 1: Mario said, go ask the lady what's quote. What's the
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  Speaker 1: best price you can do on this? And I thought,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to bargain with I can't so I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: let's just leave. He said no, this will be good
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  Speaker 1: practice for you because he's trying to make me not
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  Speaker 1: so shy. And I said no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: let's just go. And I started walking to the door.
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  Speaker 1: He said nope, and he like physically took me. He said,
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  Speaker 1: go ask her what's the best price you can do
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  Speaker 1: on this painting? And I finally did it, and I
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  Speaker 1: was mortified.
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  Speaker 5: He's sweating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what she knocked off? A few hundred bucks?
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it.
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  Speaker 3: A few hundred dollars bucks down and I didn't how
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  Speaker 3: much was this thing?
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  Speaker 1: It was insane. It was more a mortgage payment based
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  Speaker 1: for what a painting? A painting that I'm obsessed with.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, I really want it, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I can spend that much. So if if she
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  Speaker 1: goes down in price, maybe it was still too much.
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  Speaker 1: But I almost couldn't do it. I was so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 3: I spend money on a lot of stuff, a lot
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  Speaker 3: of dumb stuff, and people go, oh, that's so dumb.
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  Speaker 3: But when when someone I hear about, like they spent
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  Speaker 3: crazy amount of money on a painting or something, I go,
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  Speaker 3: I don't get it. Yeah I don't. I don't get
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  Speaker 3: the same way people don't understand. Maybe like what I
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  Speaker 3: will spend money on. Yeah, but yeah, like I spent.
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  Speaker 3: If you spent more than, I don't know, let's call it.
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  Speaker 3: If you spend more than, I'll give you two hundred bucks.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: If you spend more than two hundred bucks on something
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  Speaker 3: you hung on your wall, it was a lot more
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  Speaker 3: than that.
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  Speaker 5: And it's pretty, but yeah, exactly, this is.
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  Speaker 1: How weird human psychology is. I didn't buy it, and
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  Speaker 1: then in my head I thought, Okay, now I have
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  Speaker 1: all this money that I didn't spend that I can
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  Speaker 1: spend some other ways.
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  Speaker 5: That's crush.
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  Speaker 3: And Sea Mass is here to run us through this round.
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  Speaker 3: It's Pride Month.
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  Speaker 4: It's a round of our game.
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  Speaker 3: How did it end? Sea Beth? Do you want to
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  Speaker 3: explain what's going on here?
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  Speaker 4: I'll ask these guys about a story in their life,
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  Speaker 4: in this case, a pretty gay story, and then they'll
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  Speaker 4: stop right as I asked them. How the story wrapped up.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give you guys some options.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fun guessing game, guys, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: But Pride Edition, the person who guesses the most correctly
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  Speaker 4: gets a smooch. I'm a proud smooch.
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  Speaker 7: Is alright?
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Sent it from to be determined?
• 11:50
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay from Morgan.
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  Speaker 4: Who's the volunteers, Yeah, Morgan volunteer. Well it has to
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: be gay, so only girls.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tyler's a kisser.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he can do the guy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, some nice lips.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Come here, all right, who's this first person?
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  Speaker 4: This first guy is Zach telling me about his gay stuff.
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  Speaker 10: We met honestly on Tinder. I was driving a porch
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  Speaker 10: at the time.
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  Speaker 4: When you were driving a Porsche the car you readed
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: a Porsche to meet this guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 10: I rented the car and it cost me like seventy
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  Speaker 10: five dollars and I was just like so over it.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: So did you think that renting the Porsche would make
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: him impressed by your wealth?
• 12:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the reason why he sucked. And then we
• 12:27
  Speaker 10: go to the hotel whatever, and then I see a
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  Speaker 10: condom on the like dresser room, and then like after
• 12:32
  Speaker 10: I see the condom, I was like, so, what are
• 12:33
  Speaker 10: you trying to do? And then like we just it happened.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: How did it end? We've already heard the whole story.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: We know how Yeah, so I like the flat show
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  Speaker 6: before you even get to the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's the appetizer.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: We said this a thousand times, this is how this is.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: There's a whole other section of men who operate this
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: way that straight guys wish. There's like when we're all
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: sold this fantasy that this is how dates work, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's our guess what never happens?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why make fun of all those straight guys? Were like,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: it's my birthday, I might be getting solid. Wow, what
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  Speaker 1: a specials Once a year, I.
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  Speaker 4: Showed up before we had dinner. I was already taking
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  Speaker 4: care of women. Take notes, all right, So how did
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  Speaker 4: it end? A His condoment ended up getting stuck and
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: he actually left at two am for Denny's. Okay by
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  Speaker 4: They both ended up o ding on poppers and had
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: to visit urgent.
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  Speaker 1: Or C.
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  Speaker 4: They both realized the end of the loop of constant
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  Speaker 4: hook ups was meetingless and unfulfilling, so they went back
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  Speaker 4: to school for their doctorates in biomedicaleering.
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  Speaker 3: It's between one and three for me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the condom ended up getting stuck and then he
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  Speaker 4: got pissed off and his left and head Denny's by himself.
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  Speaker 4: Odd on poppers or realized this whole thing is a farce.
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  Speaker 3: Went to Denny's by himself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, on poppers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the.
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  Speaker 4: Condom got stuck because yeah, for folks who don't know,
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  Speaker 4: poppers are an inhalent that gives you a head rush
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  Speaker 4: and uh and loosely some things up so you could
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  Speaker 4: you could pass out hurt yourself on Popper's.
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  Speaker 8: So girls say Popper's, boys say Denny's. For whatever reasons.
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  Speaker 3: Just how it worked out, that's fine. How did then?
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  Speaker 10: After I see the condom, I was like, so, what
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  Speaker 10: are you trying to do? And then like we just
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  Speaker 10: it happened?
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  Speaker 7: How did it end?
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  Speaker 10: And and then with my condom getting stuck on his
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  Speaker 10: because supposedly he was just too loose, and I was
• 14:22
  Speaker 10: just like, oh my god, like I can't do lose.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: So I just laughed. You say your condomy got stuck,
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: that's because he was too loose.
• 14:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because he was too loose. Unfortunately, like I try
• 14:31
  Speaker 10: to put the luba his you know, like lubricatter a
• 14:33
  Speaker 10: little bit, and it's just not happened.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: I left. That's who I am. And I played for
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: the hotel room I did.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't you know what.
• 14:39
  Speaker 10: I went to Denny's after and I made a grand
• 14:41
  Speaker 10: slangwiche and it was great, even better than that ass.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I like this guy. He got a grand slandwich.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: There's a commercial for Denny's.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: That's better than the dr Pepper girl.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: What a waste of a hotel room? Yeah?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: All right, cool man guys, all right, U and pride. Addition,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: who's next again?
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: This is Kyle again talking about a very proud moment
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: in his life.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: All right, here's Kyle.
• 15:06
  Speaker 11: So I met this guy through a friend. He actually
• 15:10
  Speaker 11: was a guy that my friend was gonna hook up with.
• 15:12
  Speaker 11: But my friend was like, no, I'm not gonna do it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: So I was like, sure, why not? This guy cute?
• 15:17
  Speaker 11: He was cute, I thought he was.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: He was tall, he had like really nice eyes.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Actually gave did it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 11: We were actually at a motel. That's we were just
• 15:27
  Speaker 11: randomly at a motail. Just happened to be a motel,
• 15:29
  Speaker 11: just happened to be in a motel.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: And you're this guy, what was his name?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: No?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: I wish I remember his name, but.
• 15:36
  Speaker 11: We were talking and then and he's like, oh, well
• 15:40
  Speaker 11: you know you want to suck?
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: I'm like sure?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: And how did it end another thing again, guy. Yeah,
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: if a guy did that during a date, hey, do
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: you want to?
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, he'd be a creepy be on I do?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Okay yo, why not?
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: I didn't do anything else?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: So option one they both decided the first short time
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: to open their own bread and backfast breakfast.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: He doesn't know the guy's name, so he had that
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: option too. Uh well, having a gay old time. Fire
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: trucks came blaring by making them end their hookup. Or
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: option C. They went to Hooters the next day and
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: it turned them both straight.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: One.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm definitely going to be Because you're by a motel,
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: there's probably fire trucks.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: Fire trucks.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anytime your room your door opens to the out sun.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Parking lot business plans to open a.
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: And breakfast as much as Sammy wants them to go
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: full Hallmark channel and open Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: I think fire truck.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fire truck.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It seems like the most reasonable thing. Now, watch, they
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: both it's going to be c right, you.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Watch what would a fire truck make you stop?
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: You what?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: There's a whole truck full of hot firefighters going by.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: You're racing after them.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's too loud. It stops in the parking lot
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: All right, that's fine, And.
• 17:00
  Speaker 11: He's like, oh you know, I'm like sure, and had
• 17:03
  Speaker 11: it end? I was sucking behind the fire station.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: How did you get back to behind the fire station?
• 17:10
  Speaker 11: We needed a place to go?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Was this next to the hotel?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:13
  Speaker 11: It was like across the street from the hotel. And
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: I was just sucking and like the car you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: like where the cars come the garage, I just lived
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: out and they were just like fire department, like the
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: fire trucks.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: The fire people. Yeah, and we just ran. Neither of
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: you finished? Did you live to? I said another day.
• 17:35
  Speaker 11: I actually never saw him after that day.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Hotel room where they didn't have a motel room, that's
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: a question, was.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Occupied and would they even care? Like where can we go?
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Let's go by the door to the firehouse.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: Let's go by that.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: Abandoned baby, drop off said. We ended up at a motel.
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: So maybe it was like a party or somebody party.
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: It was like you're doing that to somebody you don't
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: even know their name?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Live in the dream?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in the dream. All right, So how did
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: the end? Pride? Addition, who's next?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: This is Daniel with again, these are all very proud,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: proud stories with his tale.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean they don't sound shy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: No, it's just I guess that's whatever.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: You don't really have to drag these stories out of them.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: They're happy to share.
• 18:18
  Speaker 12: I met this guy on Instagram. He was like my
• 18:22
  Speaker 12: pictures and comment on everything.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Sort of a mini stalker.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Yes, basically, yes, can.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Ask you what do he look like?
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: What appealed to you?
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: He was really like feminine and really masculine at the
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: same time. He was like, oh, let's thing go. So
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: it's like all right, So yeah, he came over. It
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: was like one in the morning.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: That sort that sounds like a booty call to me.
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: And so he came and then over, Yeah, he came over.
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: Yes, he came over.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: How did end?
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he definitely has a little fruit fly with him.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Then the oh yes, yes, she's she's the hot hot gossip.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: So the sky we met came over at one in
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, and an Instagram follower, uh a option a. They
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: had a great time and bought matching laboo boos the
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: next morning. And I will say this, when I was
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: doing that labu boo thing, was it last year? Talking
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: to people about their laboo boos. There were several gay
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: couples that walked in together now matching boos. I know
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: it was strange. You thought you think it'd be electricians
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: and stuff a la boo boos. Next day, Option B,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: the guy actually had an unsatisfying unit, so they never
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: hooked up again.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Or Option C.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: They both became missionaries, visiting Middle Eastern countries, delivering humanitarian
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: aid and showing that gay men are nothing to fear.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: That one missionaries unsatisfactory.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: We members pretty obvious.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they again ring tricked.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: No, they spread pride and love and joy throughout the lands.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Be going baby yeah b end.
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: Yes, he came over and how did it end?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Ended?
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Very horrible. Yeah, he basically topped me.
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: And what I mean it was not worth him coming over.
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: His it was not pleasing enough.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: To translate for he topped me, meaning that he was
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: the bottom, right, he took care of my business.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: He was the rabbit. He was the rabbitus botty this guy.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and it was unpleasing.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I would think that's what you would want if you're
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: gonna bottom, you would want something like, uh, manageable.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, we always say that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: But then I talked to a guy the Fushoo street
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: fair has got two hands.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Way that guy there bottom, that's a Rabs bar for everything.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the that's the prod audition of how did
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: it end? I learned a lot about culture.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, show is next.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Hang up, so what do you show? We'll be right
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: back