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after a two -day free trial. fellas look at us
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look at us now there's football on tomorrow we
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obviously record on Tuesdays and there's a game
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tomorrow which is Wednesday but when this podcast
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comes out there will already be football and
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NFL football on look at us who'd have thought
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there will be a game that night also yeah which
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I'm pretty sure I have a pick yeah I have a pick
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for Which we'll get into but okay Football's
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back college football kicked my ass this weekend
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And I want to focus on some positives how like
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the NFL is back and that's kind of it I Don't
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have I don't really have any Positive takeaways
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from from this weekend. That was that was an
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abysmal abysmal weekend But anyway, let's say
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hi to the gents. Chris, how are you? I'm well,
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I mean, it's hard to be bad on a day like this.
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But college was all right this weekend. I did
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really well Thursday. All right, Friday. Dawg
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should Saturday really well Monday or Sunday
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and Monday. So I said in the group chat, I said,
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I'm pretty good at college football bets on days
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that aren't Saturday. probably not a good sign
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going forward, but we'll, we'll take it. Um,
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but yeah, NFL is back. Um, by the time this comes
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out, like we said, it'll already be back. Um,
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my days are all thrown off is we had football
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last night. We have football tomorrow. I'm walking
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around. I had like my regular scheduled work
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meeting for Thursday got pushed to today and
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I'm walking around all day. Like, what is it?
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What day is it? But it's Tuesday. We got NFL
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football and I cannot be more excited. I got
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my notebook. I'm ready to go. Sean, how you doing?
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Good. Um, I do agree that the week kind of feels
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off cause it's a, it's a short week as well.
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Like a Tuesday feels like a Monday. Uh, days
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are all turned around already. Uh, yeah, I'm
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doing well. Uh, little college football update.
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I went five and oh, Thursday and Friday combined.
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Got bit over on Saturday. And then I think I
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didn't win a bet on Sunday or Monday. So I've
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never been more ready for NFL football. Then
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in this moment right now. So let's just hop into
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it. Yes, let's hop into it. Yesterday was Labor
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Day. This week is this week is like Christmas
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It's a short week And there's there's nfl Wow
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And you have no idea what day it is like that
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week of christmas. You're like what day who cares
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but like this is weird Today figuring out at
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work what fucking day it was that was difficult
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anyway, okay football's back We're going to talk
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about the Sunday slate and then then we'll jump
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into. The prime time games for Wednesday, Thursday.
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And Monday, I guess, or I have a pick for those.
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I don't know if you guys already have picks for
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those, but well, we'll cross that bridge when
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we get to it. OK, first game. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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are playing the Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati.
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Cincinnati is favored by three and a half points
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over unders 50 and a half. I, I kind of, I'm
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okay with this pick, but I'm going to go first.
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I'm taking the bucks. I'm taking the bucks plus
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four or four or three and a half or whatever,
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whatever it is. I got, I saw it at three and
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a half. I saw it at four somewhere else. Um,
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I think everyone and their mother is going to
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be on the bangles and, or the over, which will
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this game suck? I don't know. Probably not. If
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I had to pick a side on the total, it'd be the
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over. That's because bucks overs were free money
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last season. And so were the bangles, honestly.
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But anyway, I feel like everyone and their mother
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is going to be on the bangles. And Baker just
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got paid. That's right. That's literally my entire
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analysis. Chris, what do you think? I agree.
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I also got bucks plus three and a half. Um, Joe
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burrow, not known for starting the season off
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on the right foot in his career. I forgot about
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that too. His six year career, two and four straight
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up one and five against the spread and week one
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openers. Um, yeah, he's not, he, he doesn't play
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well week one, even when he's perfectly healthy,
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he does not play well. Obviously he's coming
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back from injury. Who knows what he's going to
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be like. Um, I did have written down because
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when I was doing research Baker had not yet signed
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his extension. So I said, Baker is going to be
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pissed about no extension. So he's going to come
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out with his hair on fire. But now, hey, he just
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got paid. So he's going to ball out. It's just
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fun back in Baker as a dog, since he's D last
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year was hot garbage. I know they spent a lot
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of money in free agency to try to fix that. But
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as we've kind of seen. With the Titans preseason
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because you spend a lot of money. Doesn't mean
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it's good. So, um, yeah, I'm gonna take Baker
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and the bucks plus three and a half. Um, yeah,
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love it. Sean, do we have a clean sweep to start
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the season? We do. All right. Chris, you, you
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took the words out of my mouth. I was going to
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say, if you remember Zach Taylor, Joe burrow,
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not really known for starting off strong. Um,
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uh, they, they had defensive issues. Don't really
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think they addressed them completely in the offseason
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But people forget the hot start that the Bucs
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had last year Because of the Saints rise in the
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second half of the season and the Bucs fall in
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that second half the season They were six and
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two Before their bye week. They're pretty fucking
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good Then they just got riddled with injuries
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close losses Baker is banged up Baker signed
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his extension had that written down very smart
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of the Bucks also he asked me I just like this
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one to stay close. I also don't hate the under
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50 and a half. That's a lot of points for two
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non playoff teams I mean which may further my
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point about it staying close, but I think a lot
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of these teams will be shaken off rust game one
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so But I like this one to remain within a field
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goal. Plus three and a half. Let's go. Clean
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sweep. All right, next game. Bills at the Texans.
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Texans are home dogs by a point and a half or
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a point, depending on where you get it. Over
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under is 44 and a half. I'm going to let Chris
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take this one. All right. Or maybe Sean wants
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to take it. Oh, I actually saw that this line
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switched. Oh, that the Texans are now favorites.
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Interesting. So I just want to, I just want to
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point that out. Cool. Doesn't matter for me.
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Um, I'm taking under 44 and a half. Um, I don't
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really know who in the schedule making office,
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uh, is making Buffalo schedules, but they must
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hate Josh Allen. Third year in a row, Buffalo
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is playing at Houston, and Josh Allen sucks in
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Houston. Last two games in 2024, he went nine
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of 30 for 130 yards and a touchdown. Last year,
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a little bit better, 24, 34, 293 yards, but two
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picks. He doesn't play well in Houston. Also,
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both those games went under this total of 23
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-19 and 23 -20. So yeah, I'm just gonna... back
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that to kind of just keep rolling this year.
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Houston's D, I mean, is phenomenal. That's just
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the lone constant of this team in the last few
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years. I know they spent money on their offensive
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line. We'll see if that works. Last time we saw
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CJ Stroud in a football game, he was pissing
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down his leg in the playoffs. It's just kind
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of hard to get that facial out of my head right
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now. So, yeah, I think one really good defense,
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Buffalo's defenses. Fine Then yeah, Josh Allen's
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rose struggles there. I'd like this to be kind
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of a rock fight under 44 and a half Will what
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you got? I have the same thing Bills also not
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to mention new head coach Might come out a little
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bit rocky Just to kind of feel that flow initially
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because you know McDermott is no longer their
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head coach and I don't know who their new coach
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is but anyway Texans defense. They're still going
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to be good. And I don't. I don't really have
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a lot of faith in Texans offense, so under 44
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and a half. That's what I got, Sean. Under 44
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and a half. Oh God, we are in. We are in sync
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right now. This is awful. I did. I did get this
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one from our friends at the Trends Center. When
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the total is between 44 and 46 and a half on
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the road, Josh Allen is 13 and one for the under.
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Pretty good. I do like this one just besides
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the trend, like we have the best defense in the
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league. At least last year, the Texans were.
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Bills lost some guys on the defensive side of
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the ball. They added some new guys. They think
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or at least up to their standards, but we'll
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see. Yeah, it's under 44 and a half for me. Great.
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We were OK. Well, this was the deal. Like we
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were like, do we have a queen? Do we have a clean
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sweep for the last pick and we have another clean
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sleep and we're now it's we're six for six. I
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mean, it's like now it's it feels like. The game
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is on NBC and the entire panel has the same are
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picking the same team. And that shit always goes
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the exact opposite. But hey, it's football. What
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could I did for? I honestly did forget that the
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bills fired McDermott. Yes. McDermott is gone.
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So bills could come out rocky. But all right.
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Next game, Packers at the Vikings divisional
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matchup. Vikings home favorites by one and a
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half points over under is 46 and a half. Let
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Sean take this one. All right. I'm going Packers
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plus one and a half slash money line. Probably
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both, probably half unit on both. I'm just going
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with the team that has a quarterback and that
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I can trust more in this divisional week one
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matchup. That's really all it comes down to I
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don't really know if Kyler is gonna fix all of
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Minnesota's problems Can he help? Maybe I don't
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know. I still fucking hate that guy But it's
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it's a coin flip mentally and on the sportsbooks
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But like I said, you've got I got to go with
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the team that has a proven team and a QB. So
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give me the Packers Will what you got? The opposite
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I'm taking the Vikings. I kind of hate this pick
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But it kind of feels like a rat line for the
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Packers like Packers made the playoffs last year
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the Vikings did not It's just and they're they're
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they're dogs. I mean like yeah, I guess divisional
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matchup well, yeah, but like but still like Vikings
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I don't even remember their record last year
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was not great and like Kyla Murray Not looking
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good. I mean, I don't know if he's looking good
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or not, but they have him. Kevin O 'Connell does
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this thing where he takes a quarterback from
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somewhere else and he makes them good again.
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He's already done it with Sam Darnold, and I
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think he did it with someone else whose name
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escapes me. Or I could be wrong. Anyway, that's
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besides the point. Kirk. Yeah, Kirk. And then
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he hasn't been there for that long, has he? Yeah,
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yeah, and then oh and then that like one month
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the word Josh jobs was like the best quarterback
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on the planet before he just went back That's
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right Listen a head coach can make someone great
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into someone fantastic. He cannot turn someone
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good Into fantastic. He only goes in levels.
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So Kyler Murray was great at one point and now
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he's with the quarterback whisper Hey, be better.
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Caesar Milan. Hey, hey, throw a touchdown. Scramble
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out of the pocket. Do this for me. Also, the
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Vikings defensive coordinator whose name escapes
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me is a is a fucking wizard. Apparently, it just
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scheming for us. Yeah, this guy. He does he shows
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no cards whatsoever. When going up against an
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offense and so I'm taking the vikings minus one
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and a half. I also have a trend center, uh stat
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for you. This one's titled Uh week one missed
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playoffs versus uh made the playoffs This uh,
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and this trend is 52 and 16 76 win rate The packers
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made the playoffs the vikings did not it's week
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one. Let's ride Vikings minus one and a half.
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Chris. All right. Anybody who's watched this
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show or really just knows me knows I hate Kyler
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Murray. I despise him. I have lost so much money
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betting on him and against him. Honestly, it's
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just not been a good time. That being said, I'm
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taking Vikings money line. Packers down, arguably
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their two best players to start the season and
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Josh Jacobs and Michael Parsons. Um, I think,
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yeah, this Vikings blitz heavy defense will just
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get after a very one dimensional offense. Um,
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I don't love Kyler Murray, but I do agree with
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what you say. Well, like him with Kevin O 'Connell,
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at least early in the season could kind of be
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like, Hey, were we wrong about this guy? Yeah.
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Hey, Hey, Hey, Kyler, don't touch down, please.
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Also, fun fact, um, packers, uh, new defensive
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coordinators, uh, John Gannon or Jonathan Gannon.
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He was the Carol or the Carolina, the Cardinals
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head coach previously when Kyler was there. So
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Kyler knows what he loves to scheme up on defense.
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He practiced against them every single day. So
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I like to think gives them a little leg up. I'm
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gonna take the bike. I think as of now, maybe
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later in the season when Packers get healthy.
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They'll be the better team. I think the Vikings
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are better right now. Um, we'll ride with them.
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Also have a step from the trend center. I thought
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Will was about to take mine, but it's different.
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It's called week one home favorites versus winning
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teams, comma, moderate total. It's got like seven
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conditions. I'm not going to read them all, but
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the only thing that's important is it is 25,
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four and one, eight and two, and it's last 10.
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So give me Kyla Murray. Give me the Vikings.
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Let's go. It's the numbers. It's the numbers
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and the whispering It's the whispering that makes
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it makes it good Okay moving on next game Manders
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at the Eagles divisional matchup yet again Eagles
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are home favorites by four and a half points
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over under is 44 and a half I Don't know should
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I go first does anyone want to go first or should
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I just go? Just go just do you I'm taking the
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birds minus four and a half Doesn't feel ratty.
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It just feels like this is the better team I
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distinctly remember the Manders like a couple
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of weeks ago there were like a bunch of reporters
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there that were like Yo, this was the worst practice
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I've ever seen and this is my job. And so I'm
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not Excuse me I'm not putting all of my eggs
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in that basket, but also I don't think the commanders
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got better in the offseason. I mean, I guess
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Jaden Daniels is back, I guess, but the Eagles
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are still the Eagles. They don't have AJ Brown,
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but they have Makai Lemon. Is he good? Hey, find
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out. Who knows? Who's to say? I'm taking the
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Eagles. I just think they're the better team.
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Chris? Well, this is either going to be a weekend
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for the ages or we're going to be homeless because
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I'm also on the birds. I just think they are
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the better team kind of far and away on both
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sides of the football. I mean, I know Washington,
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they brought in a bunch of new guys on defense,
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but I was looking at that roster at the depth
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chart and nobody really jumped off the page at
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me. So it's like, yeah, it's different. I don't
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know if it's better. Yeah, I know Eagles lost
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AJ Brown. Um, I think McCallum is going to be
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a stud. Um, uh, this guy was a baller at USC.
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I think he's going to be awesome. Um, yeah, I
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mean, I, Jane Daniels hasn't played it since
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like when, like December. And even then I think
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that would, he came back for like two games and
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got hurt again. So he's probably, I think he'll
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be rusty. Stefan digs doesn't really do anything
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for me. Um, so yeah, I'm going to take the birds.
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Um, Actually, they're much better Sean. What
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are we thinking? Let me preface this and say
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I hate Eagles are far and away the better team
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and still the beat still the team to beat the
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NFC East but they got some holes to fill for
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sure and a lot to prove before I can put money
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on them like at all and I'm going with the Manders
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plus five and a half It has moved to five and
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a half. That's what I saw like just moments ago.
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I'm not saying Jaden will be back to 2024 prime,
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but I hope he hasn't just been farting around
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amidst around his recovery, but he's healthy.
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And I think that helps. So I like this line has
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already moved to point. So a lot of people are
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on the Eagles. So give me the Manders plus five
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and a half. I hate it, but it's what I'm going
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with. I'm sticking with my guns. I respect it.
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I just locked divisional game. It's close. I
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just locked in the Eagles because I on my book
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that I use. Like it's still four and a half,
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so I'm gonna get it before it moves. It will
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move. It will move. Well, I just locked it in.
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Yeah, I know. But I'm saying this to the audience,
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to the people watching at home. To the millions.
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And millions. This line will move. I was looking
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at something else. People are going to be on
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the Eagles. So I might wait until I kick off
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to take this. Because it might get to... Six
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who knows Sean you're making some excellent points.
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No, I get it. I game If it gets to six if it
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gets to six I might flip but under six I think
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I'm gonna rock with Philly, but if it gets to
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six I might flip It is a lot huge six is six
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it's massive you say that's too much Someone
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say, hey, some some would say that's like way
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too many. I think a lot of people. Son of football.
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Son of football. Next game. Son of football.
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Cowboys, Giants. Giants are home underdogs by
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two, excuse me, two and a half points. Over under
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is 48 and a half. I don't know what to say about
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this game. So I'm going to let Sean take it.
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Cowboys minus two and a half. I think if the
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Cowboys can make some adjustments on defense
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this year and keep the same level of offense
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production they had last year, this team could
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be dangerous. Let's go to the other side of the
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ball for a second. Um, have dart and scataboo
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really proven enough to the point where they
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are just slight underdogs against one of the
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best offenses in the league. I've only played
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together like five games total or something like
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that. Like they got a new coach. I'm not buying
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into that. Not buying into that. They have a
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competent coach. Good for them. Who got fired?
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Yeah, because he was at a place for 20 years
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and only won one Super Bowl. Who is who is the
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Giants coach last year? Brian Dable. It was Brian
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Dable. Duh, I don't know why I thought there
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was a nevermind. Go ahead. But yeah, I'm not
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convinced that Harbor is going to completely
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turn this team around. Like. But I, this seems
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like a crazy line to me to have like just the
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giants at two and a half point dogs on the road
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versus the Cowboys team that just put up numbies
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on the scoreboard last year. It seems crazy to
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me, but that's just me. Chris, what do you got?
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I like it. Um, Same approach, different bet.
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I'm taking Cowboys team total over 24 and a half
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over the last five years, excluding week 18 last
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year when Cowboys just rested everyone. Joe Milton
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started quarterback, that's all I remember. But
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other than that game over the last five years,
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Dallas is averaging 32 .4 points per game against
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the New York Giants. A lot of 40 burgers in that
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too. We know they can score they got plenty of
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weapons They lit everybody up last year I Think
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Jerry wants to go out there like hey, let's show
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the let's show them who the fuck we are and send
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out football week one I was thinking about Cowboys
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minus two and a half obviously I like them in
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this game, but part of me was just like what
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if this defense is still bad and the Giants just
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rolling there with their vibes and like making
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a game Don't want to worry about that. So just
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give me that I don't love that It's over the
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20 the key number there a little bit. But um,
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I mean help they've rolled this franchise for
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years So Cowboys team total over 24 and a half
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Sunday night football will what you got? So Chris,
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this is where our streak stops I Figured I have
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I have a similar bet to the both of you, but
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it is different. What is it Sean? I was gonna
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guess what your bet was Do you still want to?
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No, I want you to say it. Okay. I got excited.
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It is in the same vein of both of y 'all's bets.
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It is the over of over 48 and a half. Oh, yes.
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Really primetime overs. Yes. What a different
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person this is. Hey, listen, there's like...
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four or five, there's four prime time games this
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week. This is the only over that I'm taking of
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the prime time slates. So shut up. Okay, so I
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keep, I keep getting every time I see Giants
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Cowboys, I keep getting flashbacks to the time
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that we were in Vegas. And we went to a sports
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book that nobody else was at. to watch the game
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and we had the Giants Giants plus three or something
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because on the air on the on the plane ride over
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I sat next to someone with a Giants hat on and
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I asked him I said what do you think about the
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Giants on Sunday he goes I think we could win
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and I was like that's enough for me And I don't
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remember which year that was like two or three
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years ago. Um, the Cowboys, I think they must've
27:42
won 60 to three or something. Is that week one?
27:45
Yeah. Yes. Forty to nothing. Yeah. It is crazy.
27:50
So I keep getting flashbacks about that. Um,
27:55
however, this Giants team is better than that
28:00
team two or three years ago. Noticeably. And
28:04
so for that reason, I think if the Cowboys put
28:08
up another 40 burger, and Giants can get touchdown
28:12
on a field goal, I think we all go home happy.
28:19
And that's kind of it. Like I don't think the
28:23
Giants are going to change overnight, much like
28:25
what Sean said. But I do think they will be better,
28:29
at least offensively. So, hey. Let's go and that's
28:35
the main slate of games What is next no surefire
28:40
picks we have our surefire picks of the week
28:43
everyone's favorite segment oh Man he said these
28:48
hit like crack All right, I Guess I'll go so
28:55
these are our double unit surefire guaranteed
28:58
not to lose plays of the week And I'll go first
29:03
Unless someone else wants to go first Actually,
29:06
I don't want someone to take my pick. So I'm
29:07
gonna go first I'm well, I will be taking the
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Pittsburgh Steelers minus three Brought to you
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by our friends over at the trend center. They're
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Are they at home? no i think they're away i don't
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know doesn't matter baby uh the falcons are gonna
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be ass don't listen to anyone they're gonna be
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ass i don't know who would say that they're not
30:13
gonna be ass but they're gonna be ass um yeah
30:16
i was about to say who's saying they're who who's
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saying don't listen to i was like i was saying
30:21
they're gonna be good i know i saw i saw a tiktok
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today it was just like falcons training camp
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And it was just a scene from radio and radio
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was like running the like in the training All
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right, obviously radio was to a Tunga by Loa
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but Obviously radio is not there He's a fictional
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character He was based on a real guy. He's he's
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a real good. He's a real guy Radio was played
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by Cuba Gooding jr. And Cuba Gooding jr. Was
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not at the Falcons training camp that I know
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anyway Still is minus three Aaron Rodgers has
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his coach and he also got Michael Pittman jr.
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Steelers are always gonna have a good defense.
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Let's go Steelers minus three Backed by the trend
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center. There you go Chris what is your double
31:22
unit? Sure fire guaranteed not to lose play of
31:27
the week Well, I'm glad you asked when I'm schedules
31:31
got released I saw this matchup in week one and
31:35
I say I don't care what the number is I am taking
31:39
the over in this game and it will probably be
31:41
my surefire it is the Nowland Saints at the Detroit
31:47
Lions over 49 and a half Mean this you want to
31:52
talk about just probably gonna be some bat shit
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Lions early p .m. Home overs since 2001 at on
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1 p .m. Kickoffs in Detroit With spreads of less
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than nine and a half and a total of more than
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39 and a half the overs 38 and 13 8 and 2 in
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the last 10 This game is going to rock Saints
32:23
Lions over 14 and a half guaranteed not to lose
32:26
Sean. What do you get? Guys are gonna hate me
32:33
You're gonna hate me But okay, I gotta do it
32:37
one last time Titans money line, maybe the only
32:41
chance this season you can confidently bet this
32:44
As well as a boots on the ground play Remember,
32:49
the Jets were the worst defensive team in all
32:53
of football last year. So naturally, what do
32:57
you do? You go get a bunch of nursing home residents
33:01
like Geno Smith and Mika Fitzpatrick and DiMario
33:05
Davis. Fire none of your coaching staff. Bold
33:09
strategy. Let's see if it works out for him.
33:16
I'm not going crazy with the spread. I know this
33:19
team though, and they'll find a way to lose,
33:22
but not this week. They'll find a way to almost
33:26
not lose. So give me the tits on the money line.
33:33
To almost not lose. Okay. Almost not lose. Sorry,
33:38
I had this is guaranteed not to lose. Yes, this
33:41
is guaranteed to almost not lose. Almost not
33:45
lose. Yeah. So are you taking the Titans or the
33:50
Titan? Okay. Say it again. I was just checking.
33:55
I was just checking. Okay. Almost not lose. This,
34:02
this final score will be like 21 to 20. Like
34:07
guaranteed or 1430. I was gonna say, I thought
34:11
you might be a little bit lower score. Let's
34:15
bump the brakes there. 17 -14, you know, something
34:19
like that. Something, well, no, that is still.
34:22
No, I think some fuck shit's gonna happen. It's
34:24
not gonna be a football number. Yeah, both these
34:28
things suck. Of course, fuck shit's gonna happen.
34:31
Something's gonna happen. So, Titans money line.
34:36
Okay. Well, there you go. There's your sure five
34:39
picks. parlay him. It probably wins a lot. I
34:44
mean, I don't see how this doesn't. I think we
34:49
only hit it three times last year. Maybe twice.
34:52
We hit it like three or four. I remember once
34:54
we hit it back to back weeks. That was pretty
34:56
awesome. Would you get the Saints over at 49?
35:01
49 and a half. Yeah. Okay. Plus 565. Hey, that's
35:08
pretty good dollars wins 56 don't hate that $56
35:16
to get you a lot of tacos a Taco Bell Almost
35:21
too many tacos. Yeah, like more than you can
35:24
eat. Yeah In one sitting at least how many bags
35:30
you don't want you don't want to eat that shit
35:32
and like reheated You don't want to put Taco
35:36
Bell in the microwave. I don't want microwave
35:39
lettuce. Alright, moving on to the rest of the
35:43
picks. I mean, do we want to go? Do you guys
35:46
have picks for Wednesday, Thursday and Monday
35:49
night football all locked and loaded or? Tomorrow,
35:55
no. I'll have to do. I really only did research
36:00
for the show today, OK? I'm probably gonna take
36:06
the Niners tomorrow just good instinct just divisional
36:12
game Way, it's not even across the pond and it's
36:16
across the fucking world like They don't even
36:20
know Sean McVeigh doesn't even know what day
36:22
it is over there Niners play on Thursday Yeah,
36:28
but they play on Friday or something like something
36:33
Like he was explaining it. I was like, I'm confused
36:36
by the way that you're you're talking. I don't
36:38
know if you guys, did you all see that clip?
36:40
Yeah, it was very funny. It's like I have no
36:43
idea what you're even trying to say right now.
36:45
Yeah, he was explaining. I was like, what is
36:46
this game? What day? Tuesday? When is this gaming?
36:51
He mentioned Tuesday like three times and I'm
36:53
like, bro, there's no way you're playing on Tuesday.
36:57
That's today. Yes. But if you, I mean, I was
37:04
just, if we all had picks for the other three
37:07
primetime games, we would just go through them
37:09
like we do the regular slate. But if we don't,
37:12
that's okay. I have one for the Chiefs, Broncos,
37:15
Monday night. Okay. Do you want to just dive
37:18
into your extra plays, Sean? Yeah, sure. Do you
37:23
want me to just list them all off? Yeah. Yes.
37:26
Okay. The extra plays segment. Okay. I didn't
37:29
know if we were going to bounce back and forth.
37:31
First off, I got Lions, minus six and a half.
37:35
This spread should be higher. Gibbs is going
37:38
to absolutely torch this run defense. This game
37:40
might end in a 20 -point blowout. Next, I'm going
37:45
to go with the Bears, Panthers, over 47 and a
37:47
half. Both of these teams got better. Defensers
37:51
still shaky, so I expect a lot of points. Chargers
37:57
buy a... I do hate these big ass spreads week
38:03
one, but I legit think that Justin Herbert will
38:06
look like an MVP candidate when the clock gets
38:08
zero in this game. Cardinals are just gonna get
38:14
demolished in this game. And then I got Broncos
38:19
chiefs under 43 and a half. Both teams are healthy,
38:23
I guess. Broncos have a lot to prove this year.
38:27
after taking away the West from the Chiefs after
38:29
nine straight years of, you know, AFC West titles.
38:33
Do they belong in the conversation? Who knows?
38:36
I think this gets down to nitty -gritty, just
38:38
a rock fight. So just short run after short run
38:42
after short run. So keep the clock running under
38:45
43 and a half on Monday night. So that was it.
38:49
That was really fast. Sorry, Chris. Go on with
38:54
your extra plays. I got one for Thursday night
38:59
Start off with that one. It's playing down enda.
39:03
So we're taking the enda 48 and a half I just
39:08
don't see how seven touchdowns are scored in
39:11
this game when they are just gonna be jet -lagged
39:14
as all hell so under 48 and a half I Got another
39:18
stinky under well, I guess that one wasn't stinky.
39:20
That one's just On foreign soil so it's gonna
39:24
be boring but stinky under Brown's Jags under
39:26
40 and a half two solid defenses one Fine offense
39:32
one super mega ass offense Would it shock you
39:38
if like if this game ended 17 13 Like if neither
39:44
team kid like I was looking at this I was like
39:47
Don't think it's feasible for like neither team
39:50
to even sniff 20 points. So under 40 and a half
39:54
I Did have Titans Moneyline not as confident
39:57
as Sean because I in my notes I wrote down Titans
40:00
Moneyline colon fuck it. Why not? We have very
40:07
very different approaches. Yeah, but I do this
40:10
is like they have to win this fucking game, dude
40:13
And I did see something Robert Sala is the sixth
40:19
head coach to open the season against another
40:23
team he was previously the head coach of. And
40:26
the five before that are five now. So we saw
40:31
that literally half an hour before we started
40:33
reporting, so I like that. Titans Moneyline.
40:36
And then yeah, last one. I mean, I'll have more
40:38
obviously, but last one that I have written down
40:40
bears mice two and a half. I saw that Panthers
40:44
are down both offensive tackles and Bryce Young
40:47
is due to under pressure. So I think bears get
40:50
after him. Bears win it comfortably. Duh bears
40:53
mice two and a half to rind it out. Will, what
40:55
are your extra plays? Oh man. I was listening
41:01
to y 'all's extra plays. Man, I'm gonna be at
41:05
the bar on Sunday. I might have a bet on just
41:09
about every game. I'm probably not gonna touch
41:12
the Dolphins Raiders game. Oh, yeah, I'm not
41:15
touching that one. Hold on real quick. I didn't
41:18
write it down, but I'm saying fuck it. Dolphins
41:21
Raiders over 40 and a half. Just think both these
41:26
defenses are dog shit. So I think both these
41:29
teams are dog shit. I think the Raiders could
41:31
be somewhat Kirk cousins like at what the Falcons
41:35
like it was a lost season. So no one really gave
41:38
a shit, but like he was fine with them. So I
41:43
win like two or three games. Oh, they weren't
41:45
like they kind of Yeah, I think they were already
41:47
mathematically eliminated, but they only finished
41:50
like a game below the box. I think It was just
41:54
like the way the tiebreakers worked out. It was
41:56
like they were, they were mathematically eliminated,
42:00
but it looked like, Hey, they're right there.
42:03
But yeah, I think, I mean, the Raiders will be
42:05
bad. Don't get me wrong. But I think 41 points
42:08
is not crazy in that one. So that's my last one.
42:12
Sorry. I forgot to mention that. It's okay. Um,
42:17
I mean, I'll probably end up having a pick for
42:19
For most of most of the card, but this is all
42:22
that I have right now I'm probably gonna take
42:25
Titans money line because I mean we're going
42:27
and obviously I'm gonna have it separately in
42:30
the parlay I Love the the lion saints over I
42:35
might take that one separately aside from the
42:38
parlay as well Just make double money But I do
42:46
have a pick for Wednesday, Thursday and Monday
42:48
Night Football. They're all the under at Seahawks.
42:56
I mean, Seahawks kind of got worse. I mean, they
42:59
they don't have really. I mean, they have a rookie
43:01
running back. Jadavia on Prince. Is that is that
43:04
his name? I think he'll be solid. I think it'll
43:07
be solid. But like, but if we if we look back,
43:10
Kenneth Walker, right. But if we look back at
43:13
the at the Super Bowl, because that's what they
43:15
want that that's what they want us to do um sam
43:19
darold i mean he was fine but like he didn't
43:23
like it wasn't great he did it he did what he
43:27
needed to do um and i really don't like the patch
43:31
offense either so i'm taking the under under
43:33
44 and a half thursday night football i'm taking
43:36
the under in niners rams much like chris uh it's
43:40
they're gonna be jet lagged as What shot just
43:46
watching reels You liar I'm not watching reels
43:59
What are you watching? It's literally a text
44:02
chain. Oh, I'm asking people to go to the game
44:06
There's some voices coming. Yeah, there's no
44:10
voice. There's a fucking ding Well, that's creepy
44:14
No, it was it was a voice okay But yeah, I'm
44:21
taking the under under 48 and a half and the
44:24
Niners Rams I Mean that game could be good still
44:28
but it won't be But but all right moving on and
44:34
then a Monday Night Football Broncos the Chiefs
44:36
I did see a trend center under for that as well
44:39
But I'm not sure Patrick Mahomes is gonna be
44:42
playing He's playing he's playing mm -hmm damn.
44:46
I don't know how effective he'll be yeah, I don't
44:48
know I will obviously my net football I will
44:51
have a bet for it, but I I don't know for sure
44:53
right now That's hmm. I don't know Because I
44:59
feel like I mean he he like tours ACL right I
45:03
think so yeah the end of last year That's like
45:07
week 15 or something yeah, that takes like a
45:11
year To like heal up Obviously got like Roger's
45:17
guy or something. Yeah, okay He's the golden
45:22
boy Gidele probably just paid off some illuminati
45:25
doctor to fix him doing the karate kid Which
45:32
explains nothing but but yeah, I'm taking the
45:37
under in that probably I don't think the the
45:41
Broncos defense is going to be another I mean
45:44
the the the offense is going to be it'll probably
45:48
be better they got Jalen waddle whatever that's
45:50
worth but yeah those are my three picks four
45:54
four five pick okay those are my picks but yeah
46:00
football's back baby it's uh it's exciting I'm
46:06
I'm really excited now man I can't wait to come
46:12
home from the Titans game with a win and then
46:16
sit down to watch football for the rest of the
46:22
day. Yes. And then, um, dude, there's football
46:26
tomorrow. That's crazy. And I'm taking the under
46:29
when yeah, that's that that's what's gonna happen.
46:35
It's I don't blame you on it. I'm thinking about
46:37
taking Seahawks. I haven't pulled the trigger
46:39
yet. I didn't. I don't know. Like Patriots are
46:46
that team where it's like they could easily get
46:48
revenge because that's because things go their
46:51
way most of the time. I'm pretty I'm pretty bought
46:55
into being just anti -patriots this year. I think
46:57
they're scheduled merchants. How is their schedule
47:00
this year? I haven't really looked at it in too
47:04
much depth, but I mean they finished first place
47:07
last year, so they have to. They had like literally
47:10
the easiest schedule in football last year. So
47:12
it has to be significantly harder than that.
47:16
I hope so. That was. I mean, listen, they played
47:22
who they play. I'll never. They won, they won
47:26
the games that were on the schedule. Played us.
47:29
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we're ass. And so. I mean,
47:35
like, dude, like, I'm never going to fault someone.
47:37
fault the team for being like that. But also
47:39
like you didn't play anyone like even in the
47:44
playoffs, like you got breaks. Yeah. Every round.
47:49
Yeah. So I was like, yeah, the playoffs, they
47:51
had Jared Stidham and CJ Stroud literally gave
47:56
them the game. So like, I have it. Yeah, I'm
48:02
very much anti -patriots this year. Yeah, they
48:05
got AJ Brown. Cool. I'm sure he will definitely
48:09
keep his composure if shit goes south. He's known
48:12
for that Yeah, it's so like oh, yeah, AJ Brown
48:16
is on that is on that team Maybe it will be a
48:20
better matchup. I don't know. Oh, they'll be
48:22
better. I mean it can't be much worse than the
48:24
Super Bowl Follow the Twitter for up to the stairs
48:29
But yeah Can't believe we did it another year
48:39
another offseason survived It's harder and harder
48:43
every year. How do we do it? We're brave. Yeah,
48:48
I was thinking about this today Because I saw
48:53
that like all right Walk with me real quick.
48:57
I Saw that Gangnam Style came out like 14 years
49:02
ago. Oh Yeah And I was like, man, that really
49:08
doesn't seem like that long ago. Time just flies
49:12
by. The older you get, the time is just like,
49:17
but that summer, every summer just drags. Just
49:24
drags and drags and drags. Every day without
49:27
football is almost like an eternity. Yeah, it's
49:33
sad. these football seasons, they will go fast.
49:38
This football season will go, will blink and
49:40
it will be February. Where did it come up on
49:41
week two of college football? Yeah. Like it's
49:44
been around for like a cup of coffee. We already
49:47
had two full weekends. We're really in the third
49:49
week of college football. Yeah. Which I'm gonna
49:55
have to, I'm gonna have to lock in this week.
50:01
Chad, it's time to lock in. I can't have another
50:06
weekend like this again. Yeah, I might lock in
50:10
all my NFL picks. Sooner than when college football
50:15
begins. So that I know that I have the dough
50:19
to bet on the NFL. Yeah. And then that will that
50:25
will limit my my decision limit like the amount.
50:29
Not the amount like I guess the amount of bets.
50:33
That I have and I won't I won't get to trigger
50:36
happy Because like sometimes I'll be like looking
50:39
out of the college football slate and I'm like
50:41
there's a 1 billion games on There's 1 billion
50:46
gains. I have to bet like 7 Like come on it.
50:52
It's just 7 It's the least I could do Yeah, you
50:57
know But it's like no Don't make yourself bet
51:03
seven, bet the games you like. It's so hard because
51:12
there's a million games. There's a million games
51:18
and it's difficult. I understand. When you go
51:22
to the trend center and then you can search by
51:25
results and you just put in 90 % win rate and
51:29
you're just like, oh, cool. There's 18 games
51:34
with 90 % rate. I'm just gonna take all It's
51:38
hard put a dollar on all Responsibly, of course,
51:42
but yeah Yeah Yeah, but yeah, no, it's they get
51:50
you get you gambling is so easy now Yeah, I remember
51:55
when we had to do it on the computer Chris do
52:00
you remember that? What do you mean on oh like
52:03
on like a website? Yeah on bovada. Yeah, cuz
52:06
I didn't have it. Yeah Yeah, which you can do
52:11
that like you can go to draft kings calm. Yeah,
52:15
you can still bovada did not have an app And
52:20
like if you tried to like do it on the web browser
52:22
It's kind of weird. Yeah. No. Oh, I remember
52:27
that I was like, I gotta go home and put my bets
52:31
in. Had to get, can't do it while I'm driving.
52:36
This is, this is ridiculous. Now I can do it
52:42
while I'm driving. It's like, I'll get a Twitter
52:45
notification from one of these like, you know,
52:49
bet people that I follow that's like, this is
52:51
a lock or whatever. It's not like that, but it's
52:55
just like, oh, you should take this. And it's
52:56
like, I should take that. and I'm driving, and
52:59
it's just like, pull over real quick. So we pull
53:04
up DraftKings. Doing research today, I did realize
53:14
that a lot of these... I'm thinking about something
53:21
else. The Papa John thing? Yeah. Dip your pizza
53:30
in butter. Yes, Papa. When I first heard that
53:39
I was like, Oh, man. I do that shit. I can't
53:45
butter. Like, of course I'm gonna put this in
53:49
butter. God. Anyways. Doing research today. I
53:56
found out that like a lot of these fucking You
54:00
know betting sites now are sponsored by like
54:03
poly market and call she and I fucking hate that
54:09
shit Hey Everyone sells that eventually they
54:15
have so much money. I don't know. Have you guys
54:17
seen the the poly market? commercial with like
54:21
LeBron and like Literally like a hundred celebrities
54:26
that they have. Yeah. And isn't like LeBron like
54:30
a, is he just a partner or is he like an investor
54:34
now? He's got to be something. Cause I know Yannis
54:38
Yannis is like an investor or whatever. He is
54:42
like a controlling stake in Cauchy. I'm just
54:45
like, that's not, it's not right. Yeah. Yeah.
54:50
For a professional athlete to have a some sort
54:53
of stake and a gambling app website, whatever
54:57
the fuck. Yeah, that's not right. I think I tried
55:04
talking about this with someone and I think like
55:07
technically it's not a gambling. It's not gambling.
55:13
It's because it's it's crowdfunded. I think it's
55:18
the way it's it it works in the way that stocks
55:22
work. Like anyone can trade stocks, right? In
55:26
any state. That's why like polymarket and call
55:30
shears like legal in all 50 states is I just
55:34
it doesn't sit right with me. It doesn't sit
55:37
around me either. It's it just doesn't. I don't
55:44
know. There's something weird about it. It's
55:46
like I shouldn't be able to bet on the weather.
55:49
Like. Yeah, that's it's just that's not Like
55:55
I love gambling more than most That's not good.
56:00
Like you shouldn't be able to gamble on the weather
56:04
Like therapy You can bet problem you have a problem
56:10
like that on the way there are people out like
56:14
with I I like to think I gambled response. Maybe
56:17
a little irresponsibly every now and then but
56:19
overall Pretty straight and narrow there are
56:22
people out there like with serious gambling addictions
56:25
who can easily bet on the weather that's bad
56:30
I Feel like I'm that's like a borderline hot
56:35
take I Mean like I think we're How do I word
56:42
this oh No, I think we're toeing the line about
56:47
like Sports gambling like as it is as it's you
56:52
know with the amount of like ads you see when
56:55
you watch like a NFL game It's like how many
56:59
draft Kings how many fan duel how many? whatever
57:03
sportsbook ads do you see watching one NFL game,
57:09
I think they were like I There had to have been
57:13
at least 15 during the Super Bowl fucking crazy.
57:17
Yeah It's just like guys like It's like I can't
57:24
kind of what what will was saying back when it
57:26
was like taboo I kind of almost preferred it
57:29
then because it was like it was a separation
57:31
of church and state almost it was like People
57:34
are betting on it. We know we're not gonna stop
57:37
it, but we're also not gonna make him an official
57:40
partner of the NFL like at which that seems just
57:45
like Pedestrian now, but I remember when that
57:48
first happened was like, oh, yeah fandel in the
57:50
NFL or partnering up. That's not right Yeah,
57:56
like I just hope like these prediction markets
58:00
don't ruin it for everyone You know, like we're
58:04
like If they just gonna come down hard on prediction
58:07
markets like, you know what? Fuck it and get
58:08
rid of fandel and DraftKings do like well easy
58:11
there. I Just I hope they don't just ruin the
58:17
party for everyone who's actually likes to gamble
58:20
responsibly on sports and not politics and the
58:23
weather and if aliens are gonna land and shit
58:25
like that. You can you can bet on yourself to
58:30
hit your daily step goal. Yep. I have seen I
58:38
I have seen that I've seen I can beat my step
58:42
goal every single fucking day. But that's like
58:45
a good thing, honestly. You're betting on yourself
58:50
to like be physically active. But there's also
58:55
like with Kalshi, like it's like there was a
58:58
guy in France who bet that the temperature would
59:04
get higher than whatever degree Celsius. The
59:07
dude found a fucking thermometer like that tracks.
59:12
you know like the local weather and just put
59:16
a fucking hairdryer next to it and you just won
59:18
like 30 30 grand yeah i've always wondered like
59:22
how they enforce that like the weather like yeah
59:26
it's like if it's i bet it's gonna get under
59:28
90 and a half degrees or whatever it's like well
59:32
what if it's like a half a degree hotter like
59:35
five miles down the street from me can i just
59:37
go there i don't There's very little regulation
59:42
Yeah, it's fucking it's there's no regulation
59:46
pretty much Yeah, I I think there is no regulation,
59:50
but I didn't want to just say that I To be told
59:56
I don't I don't I don't know too much about it
59:59
This doesn't remind me one time. I did see a
1:00:03
Think it was a tick -tock there's somewhere in
1:00:06
some country where There are a bunch of people
1:00:10
that work in an office building but their day
1:00:13
job is playing sports in front of small cameras
1:00:18
and There's like their their job was to play
1:00:23
the sports for people to bet on But he's like
1:00:28
weird gambling sites like the the golf like the
1:00:31
mini golf Do you know I'm talking about I think
1:00:37
we're on the same page. Yeah, I think like it's
1:00:40
just like a it's just like a room. Yeah. And
1:00:43
there's just like an attendant. And it's just
1:00:46
like you can put like a golf ball and try and
1:00:51
get like it in the hole. If you get it, you get
1:00:56
like 100 bucks or something. I don't know. But
1:00:58
so like it's not if you get the ball in the hole.
1:01:03
It's like, there's like it's on some website,
1:01:07
it's probably illegal. But it's essentially a
1:01:11
feed of like, like one of the windows is is two
1:01:15
guys sitting in a chair. And the the game is
1:01:21
sitting in chairs. The game is get the soccer
1:01:24
ball in between the other guy's legs. And then
1:01:28
they just play that all day, all day. And their
1:01:32
purpose is to give people something to bet on.
1:01:36
That's their existence. To play something so
1:01:41
that people can bet. I don't like that. This
1:01:46
is getting kind of dark, actually. Talk about
1:01:50
living an NPC lifestyle. Yeah. God damn. This
1:01:55
is the most NPC lifestyle I've ever heard. Whenever
1:01:59
one of them would would score they would just
1:02:00
go there's no celebration. There's just all right
1:02:05
It's like they don't even really try but like
1:02:08
they kind of have to You know, I Don't know that's
1:02:13
depressing. There's very depressing. What's some
1:02:16
what's something fun? We could talk about hey
1:02:17
football's coming back There's that I Don't know
1:02:25
dude, I'm just so amped like yeah tomorrow and
1:02:30
then it's Thursday in Australia. Dude. Oh, I
1:02:39
saw next. I saw something to it was Raheem Morris,
1:02:44
the 49ers defensive coordinator. His birthday
1:02:48
was earlier this week. It was the same day the
1:02:52
Niners were traveling to Australia. So they left,
1:02:56
I think it was like shortly before like midnight
1:03:02
on whatever day that was. So they missed his
1:03:05
birthday. Yeah. And then when they got there,
1:03:07
it was the next day. So that he literally, he
1:03:11
missed his birthday. He literally time traveled
1:03:16
past his birthday. That's bananas. Not about
1:03:27
that Big birthday guy. I just that's just crazy.
1:03:31
You can just skip a day by just flying To another
1:03:37
part is crazy Dude, what do they think of next?
1:03:43
Oh This is somewhat related I saw There's like
1:03:48
a I saw a time zone map of Australia and there's
1:03:54
like a corner like Not even like a corner. It's
1:03:57
like part like in the middle. It goes like not
1:04:00
like horizontally goes like Vertic or not for
1:04:04
vertically horizontally and it's like a half
1:04:06
-hour difference. Yeah, nobody lives there It's
1:04:10
literally like I was gonna say that's probably
1:04:12
like the outback or something. Yeah, like why
1:04:14
I know what you're talking about that blew my
1:04:17
mind I Don't know. It's a country founded by
1:04:22
criminals. So I mean it's just Who cares? You
1:04:29
know what I mean? Australia is as big as the
1:04:32
United States. Yeah. Nevermind. But yeah, it
1:04:42
says like literally this time zone. It's like,
1:04:45
if you just Google times in Australia, it's,
1:04:48
oh shit, I lost it. Yeah, it's like 849, 949,
1:04:54
1119. in 1249 damn I found that out like two
1:05:03
weeks ago and it blew my mind damn I didn't realize
1:05:10
that was possible I mean you can just kind of
1:05:12
do whatever time is made up I guess you're right
1:05:16
time is just a social construct I mean, we're
1:05:22
about to potentially get rid of daylight savings
1:05:24
time. And that's just like, we've been talking
1:05:27
about that shit for like eight years, literally
1:05:30
like eight years. We've been talking about that.
1:05:33
What are they going to fucking do it? It ain't
1:05:35
happening. They're not going to do it. No, we're
1:05:39
too busy renaming Lake Ontario to Lake of America.
1:05:45
Just get rid of fucking time. Just get rid of
1:05:48
daylight savings time. It's all we fucking want.
1:05:51
I kind of like it when it gets dark early not
1:05:53
like I hate it when it gets are like 430 like
1:05:56
when we're in the dead of it, but I don't know
1:05:58
something about watching like a football game
1:06:01
and It's like close to you and this it's supposed
1:06:04
to be a night game, but the Sun's still out.
1:06:06
I don't like that. I like to be dark Yeah, I
1:06:11
don't like really my only football I don't like
1:06:13
when the Super Bowl is in California because
1:06:17
it starts and the Sun is like High in the sky
1:06:22
high just hot. It's almost high new. I mean,
1:06:25
it's like it is like two o 'clock or something.
1:06:27
Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I don't like that
1:06:33
Don't like it at all Well Chris, do you have
1:06:38
a last MLB fun fact of the week of the year?
1:06:44
I do not I was not prepared for this and I Was
1:06:55
just so focused on football I Really don't have
1:06:58
anything else to say This is a football show
1:07:03
at its core in the summer. We just kind of do
1:07:05
what we want All right, but at its core what
1:07:08
three for the money was and still is is a football
1:07:13
show Right Mainly yeah, that's right I guess
1:07:24
that's it then. Chris, have you peaked at the
1:07:28
college football slate? I've peaked. This is
1:07:33
going to sound like Homer pick. I like Vols minus
1:07:35
12 and a half against Georgia Tech. It's not
1:07:38
really even like a bet on Tennessee. Georgia
1:07:41
Tech look bad against Colorado. Yeah, they did.
1:07:44
So I think Vols could roll on that one. Trying
1:07:51
to think others I Don't know I mean I'll have
1:07:55
a billion of them, but yeah, I did find one baseball
1:07:58
fun fact so Very fast. I there was like a website.
1:08:04
I went to for most I Was like I was like there's
1:08:08
got to be one that I like missed but okay, so
1:08:12
are y 'all aware of the Montreal Expos? Yes,
1:08:15
they who were the team before the Washington
1:08:19
Nationals. They moved to Washington early 2000s.
1:08:24
The last athlete to retire who was drafted by
1:08:29
the Montreal Expos is Tom Brady. Fun fact. Tom
1:08:34
Brady, the NFL quarterback, greatest quarterback
1:08:39
of all time. He was drafted by the Montreal Expos.
1:08:43
Obviously never played for him. Did not know
1:08:46
that. Yeah. That's low key. What round? Oh, probably
1:08:51
very late, I assume. If you get like some of
1:08:54
these late rounds, baseball teams just take who
1:08:57
are. Johnny Manziel got drafted by the Padres,
1:09:00
I remember. Round 234. Yeah, I mean, there are
1:09:05
only so many athletes in the world and there's
1:09:07
like a billion rounds of the MLB draft. At least
1:09:10
there were, I think they whittled it down. Well,
1:09:13
I know that like Patrick, my homes is drafted
1:09:16
like pretty early. Yeah. A lot of them are drafted.
1:09:19
Callum Murray was a first round pick. Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:22
Yeah. Tom Brady was drafted the 18th round of
1:09:24
the 1995 MLB draft, the five hundred and seventh
1:09:28
overall pick. Did he even play baseball? I think
1:09:32
I can college maybe. Yeah, it's. That's where
1:09:40
you learn to throw so good. Anyway, all right,
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