Latest / Three For The Money / NFL Week 4 Gambling Picks, Gut Check, Down Horrendous

Transcript

NFL Week 4 Gambling Picks, Gut Check, Down Horrendous · Three For The Money

0:00
3 for the money is brought to you by the Trend
0:02
Center app. This is the best tool for sports
0:06
betting research. The Trend Center app, you can
0:09
test betting systems from the past 20 years,
0:11
explore thousands of existing trends and systems
0:14
from top betting experts, choose from hundreds
0:16
of filters to test different systems for each
0:19
sport. Save these trends and get notified when
0:21
their systems have games. Download the app and
0:24
use our code TFTM for 15 % off a premium membership.
0:28
after a two -day free trial. The the picks I
1:16
gave out on last week's show and the one Monday
1:19
night pick that I thank God I ended up winning
1:21
So I'm doing terrible I also didn't really get
1:27
to watch football all that much. I was out of
1:29
town for a wedding The wedding was on Sunday
1:33
kind of a weird one. No bueno anyway But shit,
1:41
yeah, that's um, that's all I got not stoked
1:44
about last week Looking forward to this week
1:47
not confidently But I don't know I was thinking
1:53
in the car the day today. I was like I know it's
1:57
early it might be time to Costanza this bitch.
2:01
I'm I was bad. I was doing bad. I was in a bad
2:05
way on Sunday. I was down horrendous But we'll
2:10
get into some of that later Chris. How are you?
2:13
Well, I do feel a little bit better now because
2:16
I also went three and seven this weekend Yeah,
2:21
it was rough Sunday was The noon slay excuse
2:27
me, mainly it was just an absolute bloodbath
2:30
It looked like we were gonna be able to salvage
2:34
a couple I mean Panthers had Had a lead late
2:39
Titans were driving Was like hey, we might be
2:42
able to like get out of this newsletter. Maybe
2:44
like about 500 We'll be okay those flip and a
2:47
heartbeat. I'm sure we'll get into the Titans
2:49
one later, but um Yeah, and it's it was bad three
2:53
and seven sucks Do kind of love my card this
2:58
week famous last words, so we'll see how we do
3:02
Sean Any hope here for someone having a good
3:06
week? from Thursday to yesterday Went up four
3:13
and a quarter units. So not bad. I did better
3:17
on Saturday than I did on Sunday I Went seven
3:21
and seven on Sunday once again bet the NFL board
3:25
Seven to seven that was a picks. I gave out though
3:29
on Twitter. I will not be giving the record of
3:33
Picks I did not give out So just take my word
3:36
for it before and one last night Would have been
3:40
perfect five and oh, if that Loveland TD counted,
3:43
which was a heartbreaker. Before we get into
3:47
it. Yeah. So we had Loveland and we didn't give
3:50
it out because this was just like trying to salvage
3:52
a bank account, but it was, it was off the cuff.
3:55
It was group chat talk. You know, we were just.
4:00
So Loveland goes down at the half yard line or
4:03
whatever, which just reach idiot. But, um, so
4:08
right when they. When they ruled he was down,
4:11
I went on to a book to try to live bet Case Keenum
4:16
anytime touchdown. I was like, they're just going
4:18
to push this bitch with the 40 year old man.
4:21
It's going to be awesome. They were locked because
4:23
I mean, it's YouTube TV. So it was like a little
4:25
bit behind. So like, shit, whatever. Probably
4:29
won't probably not get hit anyway. We should
4:30
have some fun. Didn't hit on that drive. Did
4:33
hit later in the game, though. And he was like
4:38
plus 1400, I think pre -game. So I'm sure live
4:42
would have been, which I guess maybe in that
4:43
scenario with at the half yard line might not
4:46
have been as good, but yeah. So I was pretty
4:49
pissed about that when he scored. I was like,
4:50
yay. I was like, oh, that's cool. He scored.
4:54
Fuck. Yeah. So yeah, that was, I didn't know
4:58
that that stinks. Yeah. I was dealing with that
5:01
rage internally, but it was a private matter.
5:06
Yes. But yeah, ready to ready to attack week
5:11
four, let's go. Yes, let's get into week four.
5:17
Last week, gut check week. Now this this is the
5:22
week where all right, teams are actually starting
5:25
to play good teams now. And we're, we're slowly
5:30
beginning to figure out what who who who these
5:33
teams actually are. So might be so I mean last
5:38
week was rocky could be in for another rocky
5:41
week, but that's just bad vibes I'm not gonna
5:45
think that even though I'm down horrendous. Whatever.
5:50
Anyway, first game we're talking about divisional
5:54
matchup pats at the Bills the Bills favored by
5:58
six and a half points over under is 48 and a
6:01
half The Bills look like they can do anything
6:05
the pats Don't look like they were in the Super
6:09
Bowl last year. They look horrendous Bills, I
6:15
guess miracle comeback cover against the Chargers
6:20
Covering up the number and so I I mean I didn't
6:25
care about the the line and that one except for
6:28
the over that was my surefire Fuck okay Honestly
6:35
like right now the Patriots on offense can't
6:40
do a goddamn thing. And the Bills, it looks like
6:46
they can kind of do whatever they want. But not
6:49
like like up to a limit. I don't know. So I guess
6:53
that doesn't really make sense. Anyway. It's
6:57
also a divisional matchup. So I feel weird about
7:00
spreading a spread each way. I'm just gonna go
7:03
for the under under 48 and a half. I think it's
7:07
kind of the safe play here. Patriots. Mean They've
7:13
kind of shown that they can stop the football.
7:16
They cannot score at all They can't do it. They're
7:20
their offensive line is horrendous AJ Brown is
7:25
injured Drake may looks like shit. Let's just
7:30
let's just call it what it is. I like the under
7:32
under 48 and a half Divisional like again, I'm
7:36
staying away from the the line just because like
7:39
it's a divisional game and that shit never goes
7:42
the way that it's supposed to go. But also, like,
7:48
the bills could easily stomp the shit out of
7:51
the Patriots very easily. So I don't know. But
7:57
the Pats could whatever I'm under 48 and a half.
8:00
Chris, what do you want? I know the old saying
8:04
in the NFL is you're never as good or as bad
8:07
as your last game. We kind of saw that last week,
8:10
especially with like teams like the Steelers
8:12
kind of just looking like a completely different
8:15
team than they had the first two weeks of the
8:16
season. But the Patriots, they just might be
8:20
that bad. I mean, they look horrible. I'm taking
8:23
Bill as my six and a half. The Patriots looks
8:26
just God awful. Drake, the schedule may is just
8:31
a shell of who he was last season. Even their
8:35
win against Pittsburgh, they didn't look that
8:37
good because they had a pick six. So it was 20.
8:41
27 to six or something. So it kind of inflated
8:44
the total. Buffalo, I mean, they play really
8:49
fast in general, but they play really fast at
8:51
home. They're averaging 31 points per game at
8:53
home over their last 11. That's all including
8:56
last season when Joe Brady current head coach
8:59
was the OC. I just don't think he's going to
9:02
be able to keep up. So yeah, I think Buffalo
9:05
keeps rolling. I think they, I think this could
9:09
be a boat race and I could see I'll let Sean
9:13
give his pick first before I say this. Sean,
9:15
what do you got? I'm also going with the under
9:18
in this division rivalry. I've seen just about
9:22
enough of Drake meatball sub May this season.
9:27
I mean, he's just a complete tire fire. Like
9:31
he's just, yes, Will. I would like to do a quick
9:35
side note here. I love that. The new the new
9:39
thing about interceptions right now is just meatball
9:43
subs Just throw a meatball right down the middle.
9:46
I love that. That's a new thing now anyways continues
9:49
it new I I think to me. It's like it's gotten
9:54
a bit of notoriety This year I've heard I've
9:58
heard like like when um When there was a bad
10:00
turnover in hockey you throw a pizza on the ice
10:03
But like and I've heard maybe meatball a couple
10:06
of times in my in my years of watching football.
10:11
But I feel like I've heard the term meatball
10:14
about 47 times since since the NFL season has
10:17
started this year. Yeah, observation by me. I've
10:21
heard meatball like in mainly in baseball, but
10:23
like I've heard in football when guys can't those
10:25
lobs it up and guide. It's just a terrible pass.
10:28
But um, yeah, I haven't really heard of it as
10:31
a meatball sub like I would did Tom Brady say
10:34
that on the key has that well he has that partnership
10:38
with Subway, which is why he's the meatball sub.
10:44
I didn't know that was, I didn't know that was
10:47
a thing. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. I
10:51
like meatball. I heard meatball plenty of times
10:53
in the Will Levitz era. So, oh yeah, I've heard
10:56
meatball, but never like a meatball sub. That's
11:01
it's, I think it's just the Subway thing. Like
11:03
it's, it's his, it's kind of funny. Yes. Anyway,
11:08
anyways, he's he's killing drives. It's just
11:12
turnover. Pat's a line is a mess. He's got one
11:16
touchdown, six interceptions. So far in the Pats
11:23
are only scoring like 12 points per game last
11:26
in the NFL, but I think their defense is still
11:30
serviceable, so I think they can limit Alan and
11:35
Cook enough for this game to go under. All right,
11:40
there it is. Before I just wanted to touch on
11:44
AJ, you said it's hurt. Is there a chance that
11:46
he just sees this dumpster fire in offense and
11:48
he's just like, I'm good. I think there is a
11:51
chance of that happening. Hamstrings hurt all
11:53
season, sorry guys, or whatever he's got. I'm
11:56
not going to rule it out just knowing him as
11:58
a person. Yeah. Yeah. I think I saw that on Twitter
12:02
on like someone saying it joking, at least I
12:04
thought it was jokingly on Sunday. And I was
12:06
like, yeah, there was like, I wouldn't even say
12:08
a non's here, I would say. 25 % chance that happens.
12:13
Yeah, that definitely there's a non zero chance
12:17
that that happens. I didn't I didn't know of
12:22
the other two nicknames for Drake may today.
12:24
The only nickname I knew for Drake may was Drake.
12:28
Drake may may. He's lost it. It's gone. Right,
12:33
right. He's that that's gone. This schedule is
12:37
no longer his name. The schedule may. That's
12:42
funny. Okay Moving on next game Rams at the Eagles
12:48
Eagles home dogs by three points over under is
12:52
43 and a half Yeah, 43 and a half. I wrote that
12:56
down Rams I almost want to say took a shit in
13:03
their pants on Sunday Night Football, but like
13:06
It was they still scored. They blew the game.
13:10
I don't know if I'd call it shitting their pants
13:12
and Eagles I mean, they were playing Tyson Bajit
13:19
on a Monday night football. I feel like that's
13:23
a lob. Who was I thinking of? That's the backup.
13:30
He had a concussion, I think. Okay. So yeah,
13:37
felt like a lob of a win for the Eagles. That
13:41
didn't happen for them. And so now I'm like,
13:46
okay, well, We kind of the Titans almost kind
13:50
of won against the Eagles and The Eagles outright
13:54
lost to a backup QB QB 3 so what? Are the Eagles
14:06
I said two weeks ago. I said that two weeks ago
14:10
you did but now it's like oh This is more of
14:15
a possibility. I don't know. I don't know what
14:18
this Eagles team is really Rams, I mean Yeah,
14:25
I guess they could have won that game So it's
14:29
tough to it's tough to get a read on this this
14:31
game here Sean. I'm gonna let you go first All
14:36
right. I went with an under last time going with
14:38
an over this time This game just screams like
14:41
24 to 20 to me. Just barely going over I got
14:46
a couple trends from the trend center and one
14:49
day I created because I found a stat online and
14:53
the Trend Center didn't have it. So as the Good
14:55
Samaritan, I put it on there for the people.
15:00
The one that was already on Trend Center is called
15:02
Ram's Early PM Road Over Since 1999. Pretty self
15:07
-explanatory. 23, seven, and one all time. But
15:12
the one I found that in his career, Matt Stafford
15:17
when facing the Eagles is eight and one on the
15:20
over. So give me the over. All right. What do
15:27
you got? Um, I was kind of in the same boat as
15:30
well. I didn't really know what I have Rams.
15:32
My three written down, but that just feels kind
15:34
of square. Like they're like, Oh, the Rams are
15:38
supposed to be like this great team. Philly looks
15:40
just like walking pile of shit. Like obviously
15:44
the Rams are going to win by three, but how not.
15:48
I just got a bad feeling taking two kind of,
15:49
I don't want to say obvious favorites, but more
15:53
I guess kind of square than some, but, uh, so
15:55
I'm just going to switch to the over Sean's,
15:57
uh, convinced me, but I feel he's got to show
16:00
some life in this, this week. I mean, if they
16:03
lay an egg on offense for the fourth week in
16:05
a row, like people are going to be asking some
16:06
questions. So yeah. Um, give me the over. Oh,
16:16
okay. It's my turn. Um, yeah, I'm also on the
16:20
over. I have the over circled here. Um, it, it
16:24
feels like. The eagles on offense can do just
16:27
enough to win against bad teams. Maybe uh, I
16:32
don't know and it seems like the rams even though
16:37
We're really able to to win that game on uh On
16:40
uh on sunday night It still kind of feels like
16:44
the rams can score at will and so I think over
16:47
43 and a half it feels Feels good. It feels good.
16:53
Uh because also like this this is such a It feels
16:59
like such a like a letdown spot for really for
17:02
either of these teams because it's like the Eagles
17:05
People are down on the Eagles. They lost to the
17:08
Bears. They almost lost to the Titans and then
17:10
the Rams It's like maybe the Rams aren't as good
17:12
as everyone thought so it feels like a letdown
17:14
spot for either team Whatever way that you bet
17:19
but the over not bad Anyways moving on next game
17:24
real quick about the Eagles Bears game last night
17:28
God damn, that was so funny when Andy Dalton
17:30
came in. Just immediately threw a pic. Hilarious.
17:35
So fucking funny. Which, I said this in the group
17:38
chat and I'm gonna say it again because the play
17:42
calling there bathed me. Andy Dalton, I didn't
17:46
know he was on the team. I didn't know he was
17:49
still in football. Why did Andy Dalton go in?
17:52
Because Hertz was being evaluated for a concussion.
17:56
Uh, he kind of got, he didn't even really get
17:58
rocked. I think they said like his helmet came
18:00
off. Oh, his helmet came off. Okay. I think so.
18:03
It was that like here, the way his head bounced,
18:06
maybe both. I don't know. They said he was being
18:07
evaluated. Like someone had to like buzz into
18:09
the ref because he was going to the huddle. The
18:11
ref had to be like, no, you gotta, you gotta
18:13
go to the sideline. But, um, so yeah, Andy Dalton
18:15
came in and how many passes has he thrown in
18:17
the last three years, two, three years? I don't
18:21
think many. So you're going to like. Was it third
18:25
down? Yeah, it was okay, but you have the took
18:31
I don't know also You have tank like yeah I bet
18:36
tank makes me anytime touchdown and so and he
18:38
was on the field for that play I was like you're
18:41
gonna let 55 year old Andy Dalton just kind of
18:46
Then into the end zone when you have a literal
18:49
man whose first name is tank right next to him,
18:55
to get a yard. I swear to Christ, Sirianni will
19:01
probably end up in the Hall of Fame one day.
19:02
I have no clue if this guy's a good coach. Anyway,
19:08
yeah, I just wanted to - I was watching, I just
19:11
started laughing. I was like, oh, Andy Dalton's
19:13
coming in. This is how I find out Andy Dalton
19:15
is still in the league. Oh, and - Yeah, like
19:19
- Throws a frozen rope. right to the other team
19:24
wasn't even like it was it was right bad a fucking
19:31
dot right to the other team I was very I did
19:36
see that clip I was like why is Andy Dalton this
19:39
game oh god okay there it is next game the Jacksonville
19:47
Jaguars at the at the Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
19:50
favor by two and a half points over under 51
19:52
and a half The the battle of the the big cats
19:58
Here Chris. I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you take
20:01
this one All right, give me over fifty one and
20:05
a half. Probably is it the highest total on the
20:08
board? One of the highest if not the highest
20:10
I think this game is gonna rock Two offenses
20:14
that are clicking Cincinnati's defense looked
20:18
bad against old man Rogers. So I think Jacksville
20:23
offense should be able to cook against I mean
20:25
I think this can be one of the most fun games
20:29
of the week. So, um, suck my dick. I'm taking
20:31
the over 51 half of this could be, I think this
20:35
feels like a 35, 28, 35, 31 kind of game. So
20:39
I think sit back, watch some points. Um, yeah,
20:43
over 51 and a half, uh, Sean, what you got? They
20:47
burned me last week. Um, taking bangles minus
20:50
two and a half, but I feel more comfortable taking
20:53
the bangles at home with burrow healthy than.
20:56
than on the road. Um, plus I know that, I know
21:00
that Jags just beat the piss out of the Patriots,
21:03
but Jags had a lot of help in that one. So, um,
21:07
I think this one would be closer. Uh, plus Burrow
21:11
owns the AFC South. He is eight and three against
21:14
the spread in his career and 40 and 14 and three
21:18
against the spread against non -divisional opponents.
21:22
Pretty crazy. Will, what do you get? I have the
21:30
same thing, Sean. Me and you. Sorry. I picked
21:38
these ones for the show. No, no, no. Sorry. That
21:41
sounded sarcastic. It wasn't sarcastic. OK. I
21:45
agree. I think this is a good bounce back spot
21:47
for the Bengals. Yeah, defense didn't look great
21:51
against the Steelers. Pittsburgh is a tough place
21:54
to play. I don't care who you are. I don't care
21:56
what kind of team you got. Going in to to Pittsburgh
22:00
has a tough place play Jags The only good team
22:06
that they've played they lost and that was to
22:09
the Broncos And I don't even know what the Broncos
22:12
are good. I think they're good. I don't know
22:15
I know that the Bengals are good, and they could
22:17
basically score at will they just kind of lost
22:20
that race against the Steelers Which kind of
22:22
weird do you think about it, but anyway bounce
22:24
back spot for the Bengals minus two and a half
22:28
That's really all I got Jags, I mean they they
22:33
beat the shit out of the Browns and they beat
22:34
the shit of the Patriots What do you do? Yes,
22:40
Christopher. I have a trendsetter set written
22:43
down if you want me to I forgot to say it if
22:45
you want me to Go ahead and rattle that all each.
22:48
All right, this is a doozy So since 1999 since
22:51
Natty home overs in a their home overs and games
22:55
with spreads less than 13 and the total is over
22:57
42 37 19 and one so oh give me that over i thought
23:05
about the over a lot but up until this point
23:10
i had two totals and only picked three games
23:13
so i was like all right let's let's choose a
23:17
side here anyway um next game broncos at the
23:24
Niners Niners are favored by two and a half points
23:28
Over under is forty seven and a half Niners three
23:33
and oh, I think they beat the shit out of everyone
23:35
that they've played so far the Broncos I I guess
23:42
had a miracle comeback on on Sunday night football
23:45
it it looks like I don't know what it is with
23:49
Bo Nicks, but sometimes that guy's giving me
23:54
shades of Will Levis and then other times I'm
23:56
like this guy Amazing it's bow time And so like
24:02
I don't It feels like it's tough to get a read
24:06
on him for this one I Don't know I am I'm gonna
24:13
take the under under 47 and a half. I feel like
24:16
it's kind of high both teams both have a really
24:20
good defense Obviously the the Broncos let it
24:26
a ton of points towards the end of Sunday Night
24:29
Football. But I don't know, it feels like there
24:32
was a lot of vibes going on a lot of miscellaneous
24:34
activities as well. But I think it I think it
24:38
still stands that both these teams still have
24:40
a pretty good defense. Yeah. And I just don't
24:45
know if the Broncos are just a good team yet.
24:47
I know they have a good defense. I don't know
24:48
if you're a good team. I don't know. That's all
24:50
I got. Chris, what do you think? Um, I'm taking
24:53
the Broncos plus two and a half. Um, I think
24:55
they're kind of getting their swagger back after
24:58
two kind of come back wins. Um, I don't know
25:02
what the 49ers really all that good. The injuries
25:05
are starting to pile up. Mike Evans car off the
25:07
field, both is out for, I think a few weeks is
25:10
what they said. And if you can't look at their
25:12
three and a record, um, I mean, two bad teams,
25:16
the dolphins and the Cardinals, they looked at
25:17
the car. I mean, they had that game. Firmly control,
25:19
but they let him hang around at Cardinals back.
25:22
I don't have his back door cover, but they did
25:23
cover late. Um, and then in Australia against
25:27
the Rams team, who just didn't look like they
25:29
cared. So if you peel back the curtain, maybe
25:32
not this strong three and no record. Um, so yeah,
25:34
I'm going to take the Broncos. Um, I got some
25:37
stats, San Francisco, the last five seasons,
25:40
Oh, and six against the spread against the AFC
25:42
West. Bo nicks nine to two against the spread
25:45
versus the NFC. Sean Payton in his career, seven
25:48
and three straight up against San Francisco in
25:51
the regular season. So, give me the Broncos as
25:55
the road dog. Oh, you didn't know. Sean, what
25:59
do you like? I like the over 46 and a half. Will,
26:11
once you said I had to pick a side in that Bengals
26:14
game, I realized that the rest of my card is
26:16
just totals. Oh, that's real fun. But I think
26:22
both teams have good defenses, but looking into
26:26
some stuff, the 49ers, they had the players to
26:30
create scoring opportunities. They also have
26:33
the best red zone efficiency in the league, scoring
26:37
90 % of the time they're inside the 20. And I
26:40
think, like Chris said, Bo's getting in his groove
26:44
after the comeback win. When it too straight,
26:49
I like the over. There it is. I just had a question.
26:55
I'm going to post the class real quick. Um, why
26:57
did Sean Payton give up play calling duties to
27:01
a guy who's never called plays before? They were
27:03
in the AFS. If they had bow Knicks, they are
27:05
probably in the Superbowl last year. I, I've
27:12
not played. I don't know. They just keep talking
27:15
like every time, which is prime time twice. Now
27:18
they keep, Oh, turned over play calling duties
27:20
to first time play. Why they were very good last
27:25
year. The offense was good last. Yeah. I haven't
27:29
heard. It's working, working out. I mean, kinda,
27:33
it's not pretty. I mean, they're two and one.
27:35
It ain't pretty. Yeah. Two in one still two in
27:40
one. Yeah. They were just making a very big,
27:41
they're talking about it a lot at halftime. or
27:45
sunday night football if they're like like this
27:47
i think colinsworth said like uh who's the guy
27:52
that play college is it something web davis web
27:55
or something like that um he said at halftime
27:59
was like this may be the most important drive
28:02
of his coaching career david i was like jesus
28:05
christ man so i was like they're making a very
28:09
big deal of chomping not calling plays anymore
28:11
so i was just curious of There is something y
28:14
'all I heard some sort of explanation because
28:16
I haven't you know, very weird. I just learned
28:19
five seconds ago that Sean Payton isn't calling
28:23
place from you Alright first time in nearly 20
28:29
years of head coaching Says David Davis Webb
28:33
was promoted from quarterbacks coach to offensive
28:35
coordinator to take over the role Changes aims
28:38
to increase the speed and efficiency of the offense
28:42
Okay They were like they were doing all right
28:45
last year. Yeah, if Bo Nix doesn't break his
28:48
ankle in a freak plague against the Bills, they're
28:50
probably in the Super Bowl. Yeah, so anyway,
28:55
sorry. Continue. I don't know. Sean, the rest
29:01
of my plays are totals, by the way. And I think
29:09
we all the same one in this one. Yeah, I doubt
29:14
it. I doubt it. Okay, lot next game lions at
29:19
the Panthers another big cat matchup the matchup
29:24
of big cats meow Sunday night football. I don't
29:30
know why you guys are laughing. Just some big
29:32
cats over here, dude a couple big cat matchups
29:37
The Lions Panthers Panthers at home Sunday night
29:42
football underdogs by three and a half points
29:44
over under his 50 and a half Sean I'm gonna let
29:49
you go first on this one. All right Whenever
29:53
I bet the Panthers I get burned whenever I bet
29:57
against the Panthers Or did I say that already?
30:01
No, you're right Whenever I bet on the Panthers
30:05
to get burned whenever I bet against the Panthers
30:06
I get burned. So this is a burn against the Panthers
30:10
I'm going Lions team total over 27 and a half
30:14
Lions pretty much play fuck you football anyways
30:17
they will run the score up on you they will win
30:20
in shootouts and golf is really spreading the
30:25
ball around uh beyond gibbs and st brown so uh
30:29
plus the panthers are dead last in the nfl red
30:33
zone defense so they're giving up touchdowns
30:36
like 85 percent of the time teams are in the
30:39
red zone um so yeah give me lions team total
30:43
over 27 and a half Will what do you got? Suck
30:49
my dick. I'm taking the over I think this matchup
30:55
is gonna it's gonna be awesome. I Don't think
30:59
we've seen the Panthers in primetime not counting
31:01
playoffs last year It probably like five or six
31:04
years. I got to be quite honest with you and
31:07
I'm pretty excited. I'm not gonna front Lions
31:10
can score at will the Panthers It can do that
31:16
sometimes, you know, um, they can put up points.
31:19
They've put up a decent amount of points so far
31:21
this year. Um, so I think this, this game's going
31:24
to rock over 50 and a half. I have no fancy stats.
31:29
Suck my Dick. I'm taking it over. Chris. I agree.
31:33
Suck my dick taking the over. Um, yeah, these
31:36
games in Iraq, now these defenses are particularly
31:38
good at all. Um, Detroit's defense is allowing
31:42
32 points per game. Carolina's allowing 28. Um,
31:46
I just don't think Carolina has the dues to be
31:48
able to hang with all the weapons that Detroit
31:50
has, especially, um, they got some injuries,
31:52
uh, linebacker David or Devin Lord, excuse me,
31:55
did not play against Cleveland. And it kind of
31:57
showed they allowed 31 points to, I think the
32:01
Browns were better than we thought they were
32:02
going to be, but they're still not exactly, I
32:04
would say an offensive juggernaut. So, uh, yeah,
32:07
I think this game is going to have some fireworks.
32:09
I do love the team total of 28 and a half, but
32:13
just kind of keep it simple. over 50 and a half.
32:15
Let's have some fun. Yes, let's have some fun.
32:19
I think this I think this is going to be pretty
32:23
good pretty good Sunday night football matchup.
32:27
All right. All right. Before we take a break,
32:33
because I'm sure we're gonna take a break. Well,
32:38
Browns fans switched up real quick. Oh, no, if
32:41
y 'all saw, I switched up real quick. They switched
32:44
up so fast. That's what I fucking said. I was
32:48
like, he wouldn't be like mercilessly booed if
32:51
he was decent. And he's playing decent. And people
32:55
like, oh, yeah, it's the fucking what is the
32:58
meme is like, what murder? What sexual misconduct
33:02
allegations? I keep seeing the Dave Chappelle
33:06
thing. It's like, even if you did do it, you
33:10
know what I mean? Like, I keep seeing that. And
33:15
I'm like, that is how they're acting right now.
33:18
Yeah. I think I saw something that it's like
33:21
after every good play that he made, there was
33:25
many cheers. But if there's just like an incompletion,
33:29
the booze just came down, which I think is kind
33:33
of hilarious how fast that the both sides of
33:38
the coin are going there. So I love that. I did
33:41
not know. I want to do that all season. I don't
33:44
care if they end up being like 12 games. I went
33:47
every single time he throws in completion. That's
33:53
what I heard. That it was like very quick on
33:57
both sides. So awesome. Oh brother, this guy
34:02
stinks too. Oh, he is our Prometheus. We shall
34:05
worship him. Wedding is the best medicine. I
34:11
think they just want to have a good football
34:14
team. Don't we all. That's why I've been sick
34:17
since week one. It's been a one. I can't remember
34:23
the last time we won a game. It's been so long
34:27
ago. It was that chief's game. The chiefs when
34:31
they rolled out the practice squad. Yeah. Non
34:35
Patrick, my home's chief game. Who the hell was
34:39
that quarterback? Was that Gardner mid shoe?
34:42
I believe that was garden mid shoe. And then
34:44
he got hurt. I think it was late. I think the
34:47
game was art. We had already pretty much won,
34:48
but he did get hurt. I'm pretty sure. I think
34:52
they had someone else out too. Okay, moving on
34:55
from the main slate of games. The next segment
34:59
we have is everyone's favorite segment of the
35:03
week. And that's the double unit surefire guaranteed
35:06
not to lose picks of the week. I lost mine last
35:11
week. Very own current characteristic of a surefire
35:15
pick to lose. So that sucks. Anyway, I saw this
35:22
pick on the board, didn't even look at what time
35:26
it was, and what day it was. It is under 38 and
35:31
a half Steelers Browns. That is my and that's
35:33
on Thursday night. So when people listen to this,
35:38
they'll have to listen to it on Thursday. So
35:42
good luck, everybody else. Under 38 and a half.
35:46
I feel like every, every time The Steelers and
35:50
the Browns play I always bet the under And I
35:54
feel like 90 % of the time it hits Maybe a hundred
35:58
These two teams do not like to score many points
36:02
against each other. I don't know why I don't
36:06
care. I make a profit off of this and Shit, man.
36:14
I need a win Steelers Browns under 38 and a half
36:19
Thursday Night Football I may not even watch
36:22
this game. I got to be honest, I may not even
36:24
watch this game. The Predators are playing. I
36:27
don't know if there's that their first game,
36:28
but they're playing on Thursday. That's that's
36:31
the first game. Yep, I and I have a TV antenna
36:34
now. So now I can get it locally. Let's fucking
36:37
go. I may not even watch this game. So under
36:41
30. You have steves browns. Sean, what's your
36:43
surefire pick? Sean, your audio is not coming
36:51
through. Sorry, I had I didn't mean to um, I've
36:55
been doing pretty well in first half bets. I
36:57
went 2 and 0 last week. So we're going with another
37:00
first half bet. I'm going first half over 23
37:03
and a half in the Cowboys Texans game. I love
37:07
this over. I mean, I better love it if I'm putting
37:10
two units on it. But Dak and his OC are addicted
37:16
to first half overs. They are an astonishing
37:20
18 and 2. on the first half overs together since
37:24
2025. His name is Schottenmeier. I believe that's
37:32
how you say it. He's also 8 -0 on the first half
37:37
over as an underdog. Dak himself is 6 -0 on the
37:43
first half overs against AFC opponents since
37:45
the start of last season. The Cowboys are 9 -2.
37:50
Sorry. nine and two to the over indoors over
37:53
the last two seasons and this is my favorite
37:56
Dax last seven games as a dog Dallas's point
38:01
totals are as followed 32 30 31 24 24 37 and
38:09
40 so they just Love putting points on the board.
38:15
So give me the first half over 23 and a half
38:19
you and I and everyone at home can benefit from
38:23
this. Chris, what is your surefire pick? Because
38:27
I'm about to lock in this parlay right now since
38:29
Will's pick is on Thursday. All right. Well,
38:33
I lost my first surefire pick of the season.
38:36
Sucks. The Seahawks really let me down. Of course,
38:40
I said on Tuesday they're my surefire. And then
38:43
I think on Thursday when the episode came out,
38:44
I saw that they were one of the most it was probably
38:47
the most spread of the weekend. So like, fuck,
38:49
that's a loss. Um, and was never really particularly
38:53
close, but I'm going back to the Seahawks, not
38:55
on the spread. I am taking under 43 and a half
38:58
and Seahawks chargers. I think McDonald is going
39:01
to be furious at this defense for getting torched
39:04
by Marcus Mariota. Um, I think evens can come
39:08
out the hair on fire. Sam Donald also did not
39:11
play well last week. Um, he had two picks, one
39:14
returned for a touchdown. I think he's going
39:16
to clean it up because that was his first game
39:18
of the season. Cause he only played like two
39:20
snaps against, uh, in New England in week one.
39:23
So I think he's going to, we're going to see
39:25
much more Seattle -esque football game in this
39:27
one. And, um, even if Seattle does turn over
39:31
a bunch like they did on, uh, Sunday, is that
39:35
like going to be able to do anything? Cause they
39:36
got five turnovers against the Bills and they
39:38
scored 16 points. So I, the chargers are lifeless.
39:42
I think. See, I was going to choke them out.
39:45
I think it's going to be an ugly game. And I
39:47
don't know how I haven't found this step before.
39:50
I'm pretty pissed. I haven't, but shout the trend
39:52
center for this one. This is 2022. When the chargers
39:55
play on a Sunday, that's the only parameter play
39:59
on a Sunday. The under is 33, 15 and two. So
40:04
under 43 and a half charger Seahawks share fire
40:08
guaranteed not to lose play of the week. All
40:12
right. There it is. I will finish putting in
40:15
that parlay after the show, because I have to
40:20
do the show now. Sean, did you put that in? What
40:25
are our odds? I can't hear you. Plus 531. Plus
40:35
531. Let's go. Perfect. OK. I got to be honest,
40:43
I don't have any extra plays. Last week had me
40:46
shooked. I like the picks that I have. I don't
40:52
really like any of the other games. There's a
40:56
lot of questions to be had about all these teams
40:58
that I just, I'm not ready for. Chris, what are
41:03
your extra plays if you have any? I've got two.
41:06
Thank you for asking. First one, I'm going to
41:09
go Chiefs minus four and a half against the Las
41:11
Vegas Raiders. Raiders three and O in a similar
41:15
vein to the Niners. Bit fugazi if you look behind
41:18
the curtain. They beat a bad Miami team. They
41:21
beat a Chargers team that is just in a free fall
41:24
right now. And they beat the Saints who are the
41:29
textbook definition of just a wild card team.
41:32
So I think Kansas City is going to give them
41:34
a little dose of reality. I think, yeah, Chiefs
41:39
go in, Las Vegas take care of business. So Chiefs
41:41
minus four and a half. And the second one, this
41:44
was almost my sure fire. But I didn't want to
41:47
get cute with the team total Dolphins team total
41:49
under 13 and a half. How are they going to score
41:53
points in this one? A chain is out for the season,
41:56
right? Pretty much. Is he out for the season?
42:00
ACL. So I assume I knew he was out for a long
42:03
time. I can't remember if it was torn or not,
42:04
but yeah, out for the season. Um, and now Brian
42:08
Flores that is who. despises this organization
42:12
with every fiber of his being is going to do
42:15
everything in his power to keep this team from
42:16
scoring a point. Dolphins have not scored more
42:20
than 13 points in the game all season. I don't
42:22
see how they're going to do it against the best
42:23
defense or one of the best defensive coordinators
42:26
in football without their best player. So yeah,
42:30
Dolphins team total under 13 and a half. I went
42:32
ahead and locked it in. I think it's minus 120
42:35
on Draft Kings and Fan Duel. Some places it's
42:39
a little juicier, so I'd go ahead and lock it
42:41
in ASAP before it moves to 12 and a half, because
42:43
that would be a little dicey. But yes, Dolphin's
42:47
team tall, under 13 and a half to round out the
42:49
card. Sean, what else you got? I'm immediately
42:53
adding that, but yeah, I think I'm gonna add
42:58
that too. Yeah, that's fucking sick, bro. Let's
43:04
see. Under 14? I can never find it in DraftKings.
43:12
They make it so hard. I think it's in team props
43:15
on DraftKings. Fandel is really easy. You just
43:18
kind of have to scroll. Yeah, Fandel is so easy.
43:20
Oh, team total. Okay. Under 13 and a half. One
43:25
unit. Placed. Okay. I've got one, two, three,
43:31
four. Four. All right. Well, we got to take a
43:37
trip across the pond. Oh, it's Manders forgot
43:40
about that one Colts Manders over 47 and a half
43:45
Marcus Still slinging it Shout out on the over
43:49
last week. That was awesome It doesn't stop there.
43:53
I did find it interesting stat Since 2013 we've
43:57
seen 13 international series games where at least
43:59
one team is Starting a backup quarterback the
44:05
over in those games is 10 and 3 Pretty nuts Especially
44:11
with like the parameters of it being an international
44:14
game and you have a backup quarterback But the
44:17
over just finds a way so give me the owner Packers
44:23
bucks under 39 and a half This is just a gross
44:27
ass matchup This is a real someone has to win
44:30
someone has to cover which neither team has done
44:33
yet so far this season, so We're just gonna get
44:36
gross and go under Titans Ravens over 44 and
44:42
a half Probably gonna be watching this one in
44:44
Knoxville with our Ravens friend Ryan. So I'm
44:48
gonna at least cheer for something And this one
44:52
was almost my Surefire pick but it's it's plus
44:57
odds. So I didn't want to mess it up. I guess
45:02
mess up the parlay but Giants first half money
45:06
line Chris I think you specifically will will
45:10
like this one After the win against the Titans
45:14
on Sunday, John Harborough is 11 and four straight
45:18
up in the first half when his team plays at home
45:21
with a backup quarterback. I immediately added
45:27
that to my card. That's fantastic. I like it
45:31
even more that the Giants are home dogs against
45:35
the Cardinals. Do we know which backup will be
45:41
starting? I'm assuming if it's gonna be Jamis
45:45
or the newly acquired. I'm assuming it's Jamis.
45:48
If it's JJ, I'm staying away. If it's Jamis,
45:51
I'm gonna let it rip. First half money line mad
45:53
again. Six units. You mean nine? Nine units?
46:01
I think someone wears nine. Anyway. I did hear
46:06
something about that. You got anything else?
46:12
No, that's just Dolphin's team total. Okay, is
46:18
I forgot about the managers game. I wanted to
46:20
ask this Is three and a half does that feel like
46:23
a rat? I'm not necessarily a rat line But you
46:26
think managers plus they're now it's kind of
46:28
a square dog considering they just beat the Super
46:30
Bowl champs And the Colts just got their first
46:34
win. Yeah I mean if you look at it in a vacuum
46:39
is to one and two teams playing in London so
46:41
three and a half either way kind of makes sense,
46:43
but I Mean commanders coming off the Colts all
46:48
around are a better team But I don't think the
46:52
Manders are like a slouch. All right at all adding
46:55
my vendors plus three and a half Just something
46:57
about the Manders Give me a reason to watch mark
47:02
to root for Marcus Mario to again because I was
47:05
heavily against him last week I also think that
47:10
like do Marcus like over the past Two years has
47:15
has just gotten so many reps with with the team.
47:19
So it's like Is he really a backup QB? I mean,
47:23
he is on paper, but I mean, he's getting a lot
47:27
of practicing. I mean, if you don't count like
47:29
off season stuff, he has probably got more reps
47:31
with the ones than Jayden. Yeah. So that's a,
47:38
that's a tough one. I think there's, there's
47:40
something to be said about a backup quarterback
47:42
in the NFL where you don't have like so much
47:46
pressure on your shoulders week to week. Like.
47:50
You can just go out there and just be like, you
47:52
know what? I'm just going to do the best that
47:54
I can. I mean, that's pretty much what Keenum
47:57
did on Monday Night Football. Like he everything
48:00
like pregame interviews and stuff. He just kind
48:02
of seemed like I was going to go out there and
48:04
let it rip. We'll see what happens. And he looked
48:07
fantastic. So, yeah, I mean, I thought that Keenum
48:15
fuck was a stat. Was he ever so I find it. Oh,
48:20
yes, I don't. Yeah, yeah, he would. I'm trying
48:24
to think. I know he's with the Chiefs, right?
48:30
He was like an actual like a full time starter
48:33
for a brief period of time, but he's been more
48:35
of a journeyman backup. But I mean, yeah, he
48:38
started the Minneapolis miracle game. And then
48:41
I believe the subsequent game when they lost.
48:45
But what was he the starting that season? No,
48:50
because Someone got hurt. Who is the liking for
48:55
Kurt? No, that's before Kirk. Was it Kirk? That's
49:00
2017. It's gonna try me nuts. It's a white guy.
49:08
It was a white guy. I'm just kidding. Was it
49:11
Brett Favre? Too far in the past. Was it Tom
49:16
Brady? Vikings? If not, that's all the white
49:22
people I got. Well, it was three white people.
49:35
He's 31 36 is a starter these on the Texans for
49:44
like the longest time in the Rams Sam Bradford
49:49
was the quarterback in 2017 for the Vikings According
49:56
to Google. Why did I think he was way before
49:59
that? Oh, yeah He had like a comeback when he
50:01
was when he was actually like pretty good, didn't
50:03
he? I think like Casey Keno only played like
50:08
one season with the Vikings Yeah, we had like
50:11
one. Well, that's like his most famous like when
50:14
he was quarterback for them in the playoffs when
50:17
they had the obviously mini episode miracle and
50:20
then Subsequent. Yeah, but that wasn't that wasn't
50:24
Casey Keenum. Yeah was No, it wasn't it was the
50:28
minion. No Yeah, was that's Kirk. No, that was
50:34
Keenum Google look up the play I'm looking at
50:42
his starter stats right now They might not be
50:48
regular that might not be playoffs I Might eat
50:52
my words. Oh my god this fucking yes Minneapolis
50:56
miracle was this game when he 61 yard touchdown
50:58
pass from quarterback case kingdom to Stefan
51:00
Diggs his time expired Hmm. Yeah, good. Um, I'm
51:07
gonna never like my entire life you can When
51:10
they were talking about When they were talking
51:13
about that game on the broadcast, I was like
51:16
making dinner. I kind of had it on the background.
51:18
And I heard like, he started that game and then
51:21
Joe Buck kind of said something else. And then
51:23
I think he said his last start was in 2023 or
51:26
something. And then I heard like the last thing
51:30
I burned her before that was me. I was like,
51:32
that was in 2023. What the fuck? And then like
51:37
the more I thought about it, I was like, no,
51:38
that was you dumb ass. That was way long ago.
51:42
I was like, I remember I was like in my college
51:44
apartment. How did that, what happened? But I
51:48
was like, no, you idiot. Think about it for two
51:49
seconds. So yeah. Well, that's pretty fucking
51:53
crazy. Cause I think that's like probably the
51:56
best play in NFL history. Oh, I'll never, I'll
52:02
never forget that. It's just so, it's just like,
52:06
it's just iconic. Yeah. Then the music city miracle,
52:10
obviously that's me being biased, but. I was
52:15
two when that happened, so I don't remember it.
52:18
I was five. I had like, no, I was four. Yeah.
52:29
Yeah. But I remember my, I remember my, uh, gram,
52:32
grandmother's going crazy. Yep. Um, but all right.
52:42
So, uh, I was out of town, so I didn't really
52:47
get to watch too much football. Um, I did catch
52:51
Sunday Night Football. But I did miss like all
52:56
of all but like five minutes of the the Monday
53:00
Night Football game. So I did see the frozen
53:03
rope thrown by by Andy Dalton. I saw that on
53:06
Twitter. That was pretty funny. But yeah, that's
53:13
that's like the the yearly moment. Oh, Andy Dalton
53:16
is still in the league. So yeah. I wish I had
53:26
something more to add because I'm kind of flying
53:29
blind, find a little blind here. Also, the wedding
53:33
I went to was on Sunday in a place that had no
53:38
service. So I was completely in the dark. All
53:46
right. Please, please tell me it was not a cash
53:50
bar. It wasn't a cash bar. Was it open bar? No.
53:57
They didn't have liquor. They didn't have a bar.
54:03
No. That's worse than a cash bar. Yeah. It's
54:08
worse than a cash bar. I've only been to one.
54:12
Who are these people, Mormons? I've only been
54:14
to one wedding where they didn't serve booze.
54:17
And it was like an hour and a half down the road
54:19
and I was still pissed. You had to go to fucking
54:22
Iowa and live it. Especially that. Crew it seems
54:28
like they're pretty heavy on the sauce. So that's
54:32
pretty surprising Well, if I may if I can deduce
54:39
maybe they aren't on the sauce because they got
54:43
a little too on the sauce No, they're just like
54:47
that. They're just fucking nerds Like that that's
54:51
that's worse these two individuals that got parried
54:55
were there a lot of kids there I didn't see that.
54:59
The one I went to that was dry, there was a shit
55:02
ton of kids running around. So I assumed that's
55:04
why they didn't have anything. That's stupid.
55:07
Every brewery in America has a fucking playground
55:10
and parents just get trashed. What are we talking
55:14
about? I agree, but when I was processing the
55:17
info, I was like, that has to be the only reason.
55:20
But yeah, that's inexcusable. Did you know this
55:24
going in? Yeah, we brought beer. Oh, they allowed
55:30
outside booze. I mean, I, I mean, I wasn't like,
55:34
Hey, look at my beer. But like, did other people
55:40
do this? No. Okay. Me and my wife were kind of
55:44
like the beer dealers to the people who drank
55:46
beer. All right. That's pretty cool. It was,
55:50
it was, it was kind of a cool role. I would say
55:52
that's pretty cool. Um, so yeah, we were sneaking
55:56
people beers and that was That was a fun little
56:00
side quest for that wedding, but I can give you
56:04
more details later. OK, well, we got we're going
56:09
to be together like all Saturday. Yeah, yeah,
56:15
I'm very excited. I'm very excited for this Tennessee
56:17
game. I've never been to the Newland as a as
56:20
a as a Tennessee fan. I've been to Newland last
56:26
year as a as a Vandy fan, but I have no allegiance
56:31
to any college football team. I just want I just
56:33
hope. you guys understand. Oh, I know. It should
56:36
be a lot of fun. Hopefully the weather provides.
56:39
I saw your message. Yeah. I was like, Oh, I was
56:41
like, Uh -oh, is this supposed to rain? I checked
56:42
the forecast. It's like 95 % chance of rain.
56:47
It's like, Oh, well it's gonna, it's gonna rain,
56:50
but I just hope it doesn't rain all day, which
56:52
it might, but whatever. I hope it's like, it's,
56:55
it's cause you know, unlike Apple weather, it's
56:57
like 95 % chance of rain and it'll rain from
57:00
like 6 a .m. to 10 a .m. Yeah, you know, and
57:03
that's like it for hours. That's like, yeah.
57:07
So I hope it's like that. I hope it's not cool.
57:10
I hope it's not 10 a .m. to 6 p .m. Like from
57:15
the outside. Yeah, I hope that's not the case.
57:22
But yeah, got a shirt today. Shout out Amazon
57:27
Prime. No free shout outs, but I pay for it.
57:31
So it's not free. I'm just gonna go to Walmart
57:35
on on Friday Brother you have prime Yeah, but
57:40
can't you can get it delivered to you? Yeah,
57:43
but it's gonna be cheaper in Powell, Tennessee
57:48
Where I will be at a Walmart where their selection
57:52
will be immense just as just as good as As Amazon
57:58
truthfully and it'll be like ten fucking dollars
58:03
and it'll last me Probably a while honestly Walmart
58:10
products, they'd be doing that. Um, so yeah,
58:15
I'm, uh, I'm also excited. Um, it would be a
58:19
good time. Has, uh, how, how has Joshua fared
58:27
in, in rainy conditions for his tailgates? Um,
58:33
I don't know. I don't know how many they've really
58:35
had. I'm sure they've had some, but I mean, they
58:38
have like the tent and stuff like set up. So.
58:42
we'll be able to huddle under that if it pours.
58:44
Also, there's like, we can't camp out the setups
58:47
under like a bunch of shit ton of trees. So be
58:50
somewhat you got to get another tent to Oh, word.
58:54
Okay, cool. Trees everywhere trees. That'd be
59:01
fun. I mean, the last time I went to a fucking
59:05
UT football game, I was a senior in high school.
59:10
And wolf. Yeah. That was like 12 years ago. Yeah.
59:16
Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was a long time ago. So
59:22
it'll be it'll be exciting. And even if for that
59:27
game, I was in like the box because my dad won
59:30
tickets at like work or something. So like I
59:33
wasn't like with the people. You know the commoners
59:37
I wonder if you sat in the same seat that Trump
59:42
sat in Probably not It wasn't that good. It was
59:48
a good of a box. Yeah I'm not gonna get in to
59:53
to Trump, but this guy is a loser like he supports
59:59
losers He every game he goes to every game he
1:00:04
goes to they lose Every team, he's like, have
1:00:08
you seen that TikTok? He's like, which teams
1:00:11
are, or which NFL teams are you rooting for this
1:00:14
year? He's like, well, obviously the Patriots,
1:00:18
oh, and three. I like the Rams, it's like Puka
1:00:21
on IR. And then the, and Miles Garrett, and then
1:00:28
the Bronx, and then the Giants who just lost
1:00:31
Jackson Dart. And it's just like, this guy's,
1:00:34
this guy's a curse dude. Every team he's just
1:00:37
like he's just like the Grim Reaper. He doesn't
1:00:41
fucking care I know but it's just funny like
1:00:44
every like he doesn't care about he went to one
1:00:47
college game last year to Was it Texas? No, he
1:00:53
went to the There's a playoff game besides the
1:00:57
army name. It was Texas Miami Maybe yeah, or
1:01:03
it was a playoff game featuring Texas Can't remember
1:01:07
the opponent off the top of my head, but I don't
1:01:09
know. He's just yeah, I think he's he's like
1:01:11
the new Drake. I think He even painted that in
1:01:16
mind I Had to do it it was there He had orange
1:01:24
face paint and everything Bravo Bravo. It was
1:01:28
there But yeah, I don't know if you saw but um,
1:01:34
did you see that like Paul? Kaharski like was
1:01:36
in that Press box With Trump and Marsha Blackburn.
1:01:41
Yeah, how did that happen? Like I know he's a
1:01:45
journalist but like that was not very I don't
1:01:48
know how he got clearance. Yeah, really? That
1:01:51
dude's a psycho. What's real? Molly Kura's psycho
1:01:57
is over there. Yeah. To be a fly on the wall.
1:02:08
What do you think they're talking about? Probably
1:02:11
some stupid she God only knows oh It's so hard
1:02:14
to be old Shut up, bitch Probably something like
1:02:22
that. I don't know I don't know like when I was
1:02:29
at this wedding and then I got service and then
1:02:32
I had like 40 messages in the group chat like
1:02:36
get cam off my team we suck which I mean, honestly
1:02:43
isn't really outside of the norm, but scheduled
1:02:48
message I just didn't I just didn't want to see
1:02:50
it I just I was just hoping it wasn't gonna see
1:02:52
that but yeah I was like oh man I'm I'm certainly
1:03:00
not like get him off the team but my mindset
1:03:05
is he's QB one and that's it like that's just
1:03:12
kind of it's not really like he's QB one it's
1:03:17
He's QB1. He is the starting quarterback of my
1:03:20
football team. He is the starting quarterback.
1:03:23
Yeah, I'm definitely not out on him. I think
1:03:26
I overreacted a little bit. Well, I don't even
1:03:28
say over. I think I properly reacted, but I don't
1:03:31
exactly mean that I want him off the team right
1:03:33
now, at least. But I'm not out. The door, the
1:03:38
knob is turning to be getting out because, I
1:03:42
mean, yuck. And he had this one pass or like
1:03:51
where he literally like Was like arm up. Well,
1:03:56
are you looking at me? Yeah, sorry He he had
1:04:00
his he had his arm up and like ready to like
1:04:02
drop back and he was just like and he just like
1:04:04
kind of relaxed and Just like oh, I saw that
1:04:08
clip. I saw that and he was like, I don't think
1:04:11
our O line is bad like I think, I think Cam has
1:04:16
like adequate time. Oh yeah, like that was very,
1:04:20
I don't know what, like he had all the time in
1:04:24
the world. So I guess that way he was just kind
1:04:25
of like, all right, someone get open, but like
1:04:28
you don't do that, especially when you won three
1:04:34
games. Like you have, it's this whole like, attitude
1:04:40
he has of being like, Oh, whatever. I'm just
1:04:43
going to be cool. It's a cucumber all the time.
1:04:44
I was like, nah, man, this is bad. You're playing
1:04:48
very poorly. We need some fucking urgency. Like
1:04:52
all the time. Well, what I, what I mean by like,
1:04:57
by that, like with his like, you know, stance
1:05:00
and everything in that play, it's like he had,
1:05:03
he had time and our O line is not terrible. So
1:05:10
For him to be making these decisions like with
1:05:14
like the time that he has is bad like he is making
1:05:19
very wrong decisions and It's not It's it's it's
1:05:28
bad. It's just it's and I jokingly said let's
1:05:34
give Mitch a try in the group chat and it's just
1:05:37
like wait, we obviously can't but My thought
1:05:43
was like, you know if cam gets hurt God forbid
1:05:47
and if Mitch just goes out there and just fucking
1:05:51
slings it And we're we're suddenly like, you
1:05:55
know on a like a four game win streak or something.
1:05:57
It's like hey I'm back, you know, like I'm back
1:06:02
for that's really all I need It's just like I
1:06:05
just need like a win streak really like a two
1:06:08
or three game win streak It's really all I'm
1:06:10
asking for I just need a little hit of something.
1:06:13
Yeah. And I don't feel like it's that hard. I
1:06:18
don't feel like I'm asking for too much. That's
1:06:22
the major league quote. He's like, we won yesterday.
1:06:26
We won today. And if we win tomorrow, it's a
1:06:29
winning streak. It's been done before. I mean,
1:06:36
it ain't happening this year, at least 90 times
1:06:37
soon, because I was looking at the schedule,
1:06:39
because I jokingly I was looking on Fandl and
1:06:42
I was like, I wonder if they do have odds for
1:06:44
0 and 17. And it's the Dolphins are plus like
1:06:47
800. And we are plus 2700. And then I was like,
1:06:53
I was like, let me just take a little peek at
1:06:54
this game. Cause I know it's difficult, but I
1:06:56
just want to see like what we got. And it's like,
1:07:00
I don't really even see like, we'll pick up a
1:07:03
winner two in there somewhere. But like the,
1:07:07
I remember thinking like the Browns would be
1:07:09
a gimme. We can get that. Browns look like a
1:07:11
half decent team. So it's like the Texans have
1:07:14
a really good defense. The Colts always beat
1:07:17
us. I still won't be surprised if we split the
1:07:29
Colts, Texas. I won't really be surprised if
1:07:32
we end up like two and 15. Oh, no. I mean, I'm
1:07:36
not saying we will go. I just think like when
1:07:38
I look at these, I was like. none, you can be
1:07:43
like, okay, I think we, like, will win this specific
1:07:46
game. Yes, I do think we will split one of those,
1:07:49
at least. But it's hard to be like, yes, we will,
1:07:52
we should definitely win this one. Or at least
1:07:54
have a chance. I did go back to the cam player
1:07:59
and he said I'm paraphrased. I don't remember
1:08:04
the quote exactly. I said Ryan Tannehill would
1:08:06
have sacrificed his first born for this kind
1:08:08
of protection. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. I mean,
1:08:19
like Cam is just like, at this point, it's like,
1:08:22
I mean, we got to ride it out. I mean, worst
1:08:25
case scenario, we lose every game and we draft
1:08:28
better. The other way Cam figures it out. Yeah,
1:08:35
kind of a win win. Oh yeah. I mean, there's,
1:08:37
I don't know about win -win, but it's, there
1:08:40
is a direction. Yes. There you will have a direction
1:08:44
to go after this season. Um, I don't want us
1:08:47
to draft a quarterback ever again. If he fails,
1:08:50
I don't. Um, we can't develop quarterbacks at
1:08:54
all. Best quarterback since McNair was Tannahill
1:08:56
and we'd gone for a seventh round pick. So I
1:08:59
don't, don't draft quarterback ever again. Trade,
1:09:02
uh, sign one free agency. I don't care who it
1:09:05
is. Just. we cannot develop quarterbacks. So
1:09:09
there it is. We get a high first round trading.
1:09:12
Trade it. Yeah. Take a flyer on a guy on like
1:09:14
the second or the third. Do not take a quarterback
1:09:17
first round. Yep. Great for a quarterback. But
1:09:21
yep. I think that's it. Will you want to bring
1:09:23
us out? Yep. Okay. There it is. Um, thank you
1:09:27
so much for listening. Thank you so much for
1:09:28
watching. Really appreciate it. Please like comment,
1:09:30
subscribe any interaction with this really helps
1:09:32
us out. The helps our reach check out the trend
1:09:35
center app link in the description use go TF
1:09:38
TM at checkout for 15 % off a premium membership
1:09:41
It's greatest tool on the planet for sports betters
1:09:44
If you're in if you're in a losing streak like
1:09:46
me You're probably looking at the trend center
1:09:49
app a little bit closer these days Definitely
1:09:52
give them a give them a look see Follow us on
1:09:57
on Twitter for the the updated picks for Thursday
1:10:01
and Sunday and Monday and probably Saturday as
1:10:04
well for those picks. And that's it. There's
1:10:09
three of us. Now let's make some money.