Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / psychic hotline - oct 02 2026
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- Chris Laker: Monday I predicted it was gonna be a big week. And then I kinda didn't think about it until I was posting the show yesterday and there was this story about Fat Bear Week. Big week, fat bear week, I saw that ahead of time, kind of. was an accurate prediction, which I'm not known for. I also said yesterday the heat waves were over and then woke up today to having a heat advisory on my phone. it's not a part of a wave though, I don't think we're in a heat wave, but there was a heat advisory. And I get those all the time and then I go outside and it's fine. I'm not high right now. There's no air conditioner on. there is a ceiling fan. a heat advisory shouldn't just be remedied by a ceiling fan. That should be an air conditioning situation. That should be an industrial air conditioning situation. you should have to go to Target or the movies to get air conditioning there is a heat advisory in Los Angeles. So if you're in Los Angeles and you're hot, you've been advised. the saying that the heat waves were over though and the heat advisory, that does not impact my prediction percentage because that was not a prediction, that was an assumption I made based on the fact that it's now October and I don't expect heat waves in October. that's the great thing about the environment deteriorating. You don't know what to expect. This keeps you guessing. You think October, cool. Well I'm also in California. I don't know. I might have the psychic gift and I hope so because I would love to be giving readings to people, helping people, and of course charging them lots of money. And then I could get one of those T V shows like the Long Island Medium. and that Tyler dude, the Hollywood medium, he's on Netflix. they're about ready for a new medium out there, and I think I'm it. I'm gonna have to make another prediction now. So I'm gonna try to call upon the other side, see if I'm given a premonition to share with you. Mm. Mm. I'm getting nothing. that's okay. It's I'd rather not force it. I'm not ready to start the psychic show, I'm not ready to start a psychic hotline. Maybe I'm bringing back one nine hundred numbers. Once I develop my psychic abilities, of course, this show will change. I will no longer be reporting the news. I will be predicting the news ahead of time, which will be very valuable. This will be the number one podcast. And it already is the number one podcast, but they won't acknowledge that on the charts. But it will be the biggest podcast in the world when I'm predicting the news ahead of time accurately. there'll be ads then. I'm definitely gonna be selling time. But for now, no ads, and I'm reading the news. Let's get to the news. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex fiance, Ken Erker death, found dead at the age of thirty three. This is a news story because of her, Gypsy Rose Blanchard. And I didn't watch any of those shows. I don't know enough about her, she killed her mother, but the mother was bad, so it was like okay. That much I think I know. And now her ex fiance, dead at thirty-three. That's young. You're not supposed to die at thirty three unless you're Jesus Christ. Detroit officer and wife charged after toddler brings loaded gun to Canton Daycare. What are they charged with? Is no one familiar with the Second Amendment of the Constitution? There's nothing in the Constitution that says how old you have to be to have the right to bear arms. God given right to bear arms. God gave us the right to have guns and that baby. Well not a baby, a toddler. a baby with a gun would be ridiculous. A toddler is walking around. You gotta get the toddler used to guns right away. There's no mention here of the toddler's trigger discipline. Was the toddler pointing the gun at anybody? Was the finger off the trigger? Safety on? Loaded, yeah, of course it's loaded. What good is a gun if it's not loaded? You're an easy victim as a toddler. You need a gun. the father's a police officer. wouldn't if he arrested the toddler if it was illegal for him to have a gun? this is all wrong. I'm sure they'll get off on all the charges. Heat trapping gas once frozen in Arctic ground is slowly leaking and warming the planet. That's the October heat advisory. There's gonna be more of these stories coming. I've been assured by all the Republicans that this is a hoax. there's some sort of industry that they say is based around saving the environment and there's no industry around oil and gas and coal there's been a lot of new news stories about the environment collapsing, and I wish I knew none of them. Not that I want to be completely ignorant, but what the fuck am I gonna do? the upside of the environment killing us is that you get to say you see to any of the people that you know that said, it's a hoax. so now I have a prediction. Heat advisory in November. See if that happens. Larry Nasser, one of more than twenty thousand people removed from Michigan sex offender registry. Well, he's the most famous one that's being removed from the sex offender registry. He's in jail. He's gonna be in jail the rest of his life. He got stabbed in jail. That was pretty cool. I mean he lived, so that wasn't as cool, but he got stabbed in jail. but this happened because they retroactively put people on and then the court said you can't do that, you can't create a law, then apply it. retroactively to people, which is true. That is good for that. But then there's these yeah, all these sex offenders they got a lot of sex offenders. How many sex offenders do they have in Michigan? Governor Newsom signs bill to end child marriage in California. Well, you can't retroactively put that bill into so if you're already married to a child in California, I guess you're fine. You don't have to divorce your child. That seems like it should have been a law. They must mean children marrying children, right? Not adults marrying children. if you're a couple of children married, you can stay married. I mean who wants to be divorced at thirteen years old? But this law should also be extended to child marriage that is done in kindergarten that's not real when you get forced into playing getting married in kindergarten Because that happened to me and it was very embarrassing. Pentagon launches Office of Religious Affairs will report directly to Hegseth. What do they want to do with that? It can't be good. I don't care anymore. Republicans are fucking nuts. It sounds like another like money scam. nothing about that sounds good, but it also kinda sounds like it's nothing at the same time. Hokel names Latita James as special prosecutor in Cornell case. Latita James is the Attorney General of the state of New York, so it she's in charge already, but now she's the special prosecutor. They're taking this very seriously, the Cornell case. after nobody did take it seriously, it got a lot attention because of the lawsuit and then some celebrities spoke out, which isn't the way you're supposed to have to get attention on a case having celebrities post on Instagram. But sometimes it works. Florida Attorney General sues Pfizer and CEO over COVID nineteen vaccine claims. Whatever dude. this is like a show. The nothing's gonna happen from suing Pfizer. this guy wants to run for governor and he thinks all the anti vaxx psychos will then be always sued Pfizer. He must be good. Must be good for the state of Florida it's just stupid. It's a waste of people's time. Naomi Campbell's five year ban on serving as a charity trustee is overturned. so if you have a charity and you love Naomi Campbell and who doesn't, she can be your trustee again. Fifth Pennsylvania death underscores nation's worst measles year in decades. Did they die from measles or the measles vaccine? 'Cause I think RFK Junior said that people die from the measles vaccine. That's actually more dangerous than the measles. They're giving you the number of deaths from the measles, but not the number from the measles vaccine. And maybe this Florida Attorney General, while he's suing vaccines, might want to sue the that measles vaccine for being so deadly, according to RFK Junior, who is crazy. And also in charge of the health department. UK Airlines to be banned from charging parents to sit with children. they were charging extra to sit with the children. That is funny to do that. To have that be an extra. That's an add on. No, your kids are gonna be sitting next to a stranger unless you pay up. I had a flight once with a kid sitting next to me. I think the kid was ten years old. And I did watch The Godfather the whole time. So y you should really force the children to be sitting next to the parents. I'm not changing my viewing habits because of the child. Don't look at my screen. And it's the Godfather, it's a classic.