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It’s Raining Dildos! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:03
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 0:06
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  Testecleese: Going to be a new world. Order out there.
• 0:12
  Testecleese: Believe it!
• 0:15
  Testecleese: I should ever come who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:23
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:33
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello! Hello! Hello! Welcome to Episode 295 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:43
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: I wish you guys drinking some beers talking what's going on? Been an interesting week, to say the least.
• 0:53
  Testecleese: you catch the new. You guys watching the South Park by any chance.
• 0:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 0:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, chance.
• 0:58
  Testecleese: Everyone's talking trash, or everyone who's right of far left is talking a bunch of shit. I was just ripped. They're just ripping on trump. And yeah, they're making junk jokes, but he's the president.
• 1:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10
  Testecleese: They did.
• 1:11
  Brian McFadden: Didn't make any biden jokes when he was the President.
• 1:14
  Testecleese: Actually, it's funny someone did a search. They couldn't find anything more than Joe Biden just saying something dumb once
• 1:21
  Testecleese: ever. And he was vp. For 8 years in prison for 4.
• 1:24
  El Guapo: I mean, like, how much can you make fun of? The old man, like everybody knows he was retired, I mean not retired, but.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: No, it's funny you can say that now. They made it. A point on the 1st episode of South Park is like, we can say, stuff like faggot retard. Now, it's like, so who's that? Retarded faggot, you know, in charge of whatever which I thought was funny?
• 1:43
  Testecleese: What.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: I don't know like this newest episode, I think, was released today, at least on paramount. It was
• 1:52
  Testecleese: Eric's cartman, was Charlie Kirk, debating students, and it was. It was funny. It was real funny.
• 1:59
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, the 1st one wasn't didn't seem that funny. So.
• 2:03
  Testecleese: I liked most of it. I mean some of the jokes we've done like when they was like 37.
• 2:07
  Brian McFadden: What about the one where they made fun of Jesus?
• 2:10
  El Guapo: How about?
• 2:11
  Testecleese: Hey? It's fair play, man, it's it's freedom of speech. You can make fun of Jesus. And are you talking about Jesus in schools.
• 2:21
  Testecleese: anyway. Anyway, let's go. Let's hit on some. Follow up stuff.
• 2:26
  Brian McFadden: You remember the Mccloskeys during the Blm riots.
• 2:30
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 2:30
  El Guapo: Oh, the white couple. Yeah.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: And
• 2:33
  Brian McFadden: They brandished a firearm from their Porsche and got arrested for it.
• 2:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they just got back their their rifle. That was taken as evidence. And it's like what took so long to get their own property back from the Government, you know.
• 2:48
  El Guapo: The government.
• 2:50
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:50
  Brian McFadden: Illinois.
• 2:52
  Testecleese: Jeez Guapo's clicking a lot of you like plugging and unplugging instead of hitting mute.
• 2:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, so I don't hear the background noise and stuff.
• 2:59
  Testecleese: All right, cause it's every.
• 3:00
  Brian McFadden: Let me plug that.
• 3:01
  Testecleese: Click it and unplug. It's a click, click, click, click, anyway.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: The Virginia Councilman that was lit on fire.
• 3:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: he's he survived, but it looks like he's gonna go through years of rehab, not just months of rehab, but years.
• 3:19
  Testecleese: Geez!
• 3:21
  Testecleese: I'd like to keep on this if we can. What happens to the gentleman? That's the gentleman.
• 3:26
  Brian McFadden: That's kind of why I brought it up again, you know, was like for a little bit of follow up so definitely. Yeah.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I want to find out what happened to this fellow that lit him on fire over a woman.
• 3:37
  El Guapo: That's what it was over a woman.
• 3:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: It was over. Yep, he! He took the man's woman. So he went with the guy on fire, because obviously, that's how you get a girlfriend back right.
• 3:45
  El Guapo: I know shit, you know.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: Like.
• 3:47
  El Guapo: Was he married, or like, or just a girlfriend?
• 3:51
  El Guapo: I don't know. But either way, I mean, if you
• 3:54
  El Guapo: he was married a service, and like you know what I don't have.
• 3:59
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, exactly if he was married. And this guy took your wife like that.
• 4:04
  El Guapo: I mean, then it kind of sucks. But you don't have to let a man on fire like, you know. You could just divorce the person.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: And blame your wife, who's sleeping around, not the guy who's banging her right.
• 4:16
  El Guapo: That's true. True. Yeah.
• 4:20
  Testecleese: This is funny. Elizabeth Warren call is agreeing with this ban on the Congressional stock trading.
• 4:29
  Brian McFadden: This.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: And I thought it was funny. We was one. She made a ton of her money in the stock market.
• 4:34
  Brian McFadden: I think Nancy Pelosi even came out agreeing with it.
• 4:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's why we did the Pelosi hammers back like, Oh, we should, you know, it's just.
• 4:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't do any trading. My husband does all the trading.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: Exactly. He's like, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing because I'm anyway.
• 4:49
  Brian McFadden: I never talked to him about stock trades.
• 4:54
  Testecleese: But Warren said that quote, we get a lot of insider information around here.
• 5:00
  Brian McFadden: Duh.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, this is what we've been saying for years, and Congress keeps voting against it, and they'll just keep doing the shit they're doing, though, like they'll have their spouses do the investing for them. Right?
• 5:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, alright insider information.
• 5:17
  Brian McFadden: Brian.
• 5:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:18
  Brian McFadden: It might be hard to beat. You're already number one choice. We'll get to.
• 5:21
  Testecleese: Oh, you light my fire and come on, baby, light my fire.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: Do you remember a story we talked about a little while ago, when the 73 year old man was beaten to a pulp, and another elderly man was beaten to a pulp by a
• 5:36
  Testecleese: some wacky do in front of a abortion clinic because they were pro-life.
• 5:40
  Brian McFadden: Vaguely.
• 5:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: The guy. These old men never
• 5:46
  Testecleese: put their hands on this other guy. They never.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: They weren't even saying particularly inflammatory things.
• 5:53
  Brian McFadden: They were just there.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, beaten, beaten badly, because you know, they're like, Hey, man, you, you know abortion's not cool.
• 6:02
  Testecleese: Well, this guy is getting away with no jail time.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: He's getting one year of home detention, basically house arrest for pummeling the elderly.
• 6:14
  El Guapo: That's not a see.
• 6:18
  Testecleese: No hold up! Let me
• 6:20
  El Guapo: Liberal city, probably.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he even said something about it.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: and of course the article Baltimore. So it was pretty close.
• 6:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, 73 year old and an 84 year old, both pro-life activists in 2023
• 6:38
  Testecleese: yeah, in 2023. This happened, he avoided prison.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: He's found guilty on 2 counts of second degree assault and reckless endangerment. Back in February.
• 6:46
  El Guapo: Was he in jail entire time? I mean, after that, I mean, if we know about no belt.
• 6:53
  Testecleese: Saying, like, like, maybe time served. I.
• 6:55
  El Guapo: That's what I mean. If he was in jail entire time 2 years now.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: But to beat 73 year old and 84 year old, you could have easily killed either one.
• 7:03
  El Guapo: And that one.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: And this video of this guy stomping on them on the ground.
• 7:07
  El Guapo: Manslaughter, I mean, attempted manslaughter. I don't remember what you called it. What were you prosecuted for?
• 7:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, he.
• 7:14
  El Guapo: Battery.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: You got second degree assault and Rickels endangerment.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. One year of home detention.
• 7:22
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 7:23
  Testecleese: And here we go. The 1st victim said
• 7:28
  Testecleese: that it's a criminal, friendly city, and quote, it's not victim friendly at all, especially if you're a senior, so nothing surprised me with these judges. The judges do not like pro-lifers. They don't like us saving babies. I don't know why. It's just God's beautiful babies. It's sad, but the consequences is, our water is now poisoned.
• 7:48
  El Guapo: Well, I mean, where's he from? He bought it from this, I mean, just get out of the city. Yeah. I mean the older gentleman just like, why stay there? Why stay in a cesspool dude? Just move out.
• 8:00
  Brian McFadden: People can't afford to.
• 8:01
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, Baltimore is not a cheap city. You could find someone much less expensive to get by.
• 8:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, you you see.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Guapo's got his kids screaming in the background again.
• 8:15
  Brian McFadden: And they're ready to move out of the city.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: You guys got enough crime going on over there.
• 8:22
  El Guapo: Huh, yeah.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently the ocean gate submarine that collapsed
• 8:30
  Testecleese: and killed everyone inside of it back a couple of years. Was it a couple of years ago, or a year ago.
• 8:34
  Brian McFadden: It was a while ago. Yeah.
• 8:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway, apparently they knew that this thing wasn't safe and just completely ignored this the issues with it.
• 8:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:43
  Testecleese: But I mean I don't know if a company still in still.
• 8:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they went out of business almost immediately after this happened.
• 8:50
  Testecleese: And the CEO was on that sub.
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:53
  Testecleese: So I
• 8:55
  Testecleese: there's not even anyone to sue over this. I don't. Yeah. But anyway, the Coast Guard said that
• 9:02
  Testecleese: Guapo shared this one, and then I saw it somewhere else. Why don't you tell us
• 9:07
  Testecleese: about this Zoo in? Was it Denmark?
• 9:12
  Testecleese: Oh, man, he's got! Apparently he unplugged himself alright.
• 9:17
  Testecleese: Well, can't hear.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: Can you hear me? Sorry?
• 9:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 9:20
  El Guapo: I heard this over rumble in the morning like they're asking for donations for their line, like, I'm like, what the hell is it depressed or something. Well, I mean, eventually, they're gonna get depressed and stuff.
• 9:32
  El Guapo: We're just not hunting.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, they are! That's the thing is, they're asking for donations of small pets for food.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 9:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for food.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: The thing is, they're not letting them hunt these things. They're euthanizing these animals first.st
• 9:46
  El Guapo: Yeah. So it's like, kind of sad, you know, kind of predicament. Now, like, Damn, this guy needs to go. He's a killer, that's why, you know, like I realize you get the dog or animal like the squeeze, especially the squeegee toys and stuff like that.
• 10:01
  El Guapo: It represents like a small animal they're killing.
• 10:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, that's why they like it.
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just thought it was crazy that they're asking for pets. And it's like, Well, if you don't want to take care of your guinea pig or your rabbit anymore. It's like what the fuck he's like. This is what we're doing with them. Now.
• 10:19
  Brian McFadden: Right. That's not. That's not cool.
• 10:23
  El Guapo: What is nature that needs to kill? Sorry dude like.
• 10:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. But but the thing is, they're not even killing it. The the Zoo is killing these animals 1st and just feeding them to them like like, if you.
• 10:32
  El Guapo: No, I kinda gotta let it loose in the cage. Let's see what happens.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: No, they the article that you shared, anyway, said that they.
• 10:40
  Brian McFadden: Not what they're doing.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: They were gently euthanizing these animals first.st
• 10:44
  El Guapo: That. No, that's not. That's not fair for the lion either.
• 10:48
  Testecleese: At least not the guinea pig. Get a chance to hide right.
• 10:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, give it, like, you know. So like, I don't know. I like, you need to let the kill man like.
• 10:57
  El Guapo: you know, it's like people like, Oh, like, Are you ever seen the video of people go well washing, watching, and they see Orca do what Orca does.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: Oh, and just like destroy some kind of sea life.
• 11:10
  El Guapo: I had a whale.
• 11:12
  El Guapo: That's what they call killer whale.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: They're not even whales, though they're porpoises.
• 11:16
  El Guapo: No, no! Orcas were killing a killer, a whale.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: No Orcas are killer whales.
• 11:21
  El Guapo: Yes, they were killing a whale literally in front of people and people's.
• 11:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 11:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, somebody do something like.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: This is nature.
• 11:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like somebody called the Coast Guard. Literally, somebody said that the background like, what are they gonna poo like a gel? Oh, yeah. C. Word.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: No, no! What are you going to do? You're going to kill the Orca because it's.
• 11:40
  El Guapo: Gilly.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: Eating.
• 11:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: We're not allowed to have printers on this whole.
• 11:44
  El Guapo: In Wales.
• 11:45
  Brian McFadden: No no predators allowed.
• 11:48
  El Guapo: Oh, my dear God!
• 11:49
  Testecleese: God, how many? And here's the thing is, how many of the people saying stuff like this are old cat ladies with a whole bunch of tiny little predators living in their house.
• 11:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, they don't know that. Yeah.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: Oh, that's why I laugh. When did you see the lady who fed her cat? A Vegan diet.
• 12:05
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 12:07
  Testecleese: Oh, that cat did not do well, that cat died very quickly. It's like you didn't feed this thing meat. It's a oh, my God!
• 12:15
  El Guapo: Like. I don't like cats personally, but they're they're good because they kill critters and stuff around your house.
• 12:21
  Testecleese: A great variety.
• 12:22
  Testecleese: Have you got a mouse in your house, Rick?
• 12:25
  El Guapo: Dude. They're faster than the snakes. Dude. I was like, Wow! That's crazy. And they keep the snakes away, too.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: And they're silent.
• 12:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: Like they'll sneak up on something, and they are kind of vicious when they kill, though they'll play with like 20 min before they kill it.
• 12:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like ruthless, anyway.
• 12:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: Did you guys see the ship in France at the memorial of the memorial memorial flame of the tomb of the unknown soldier?
• 12:52
  El Guapo: No, I know, but I sort of like oh, my God! I thought was here in North Virginia, I mean.
• 12:57
  Testecleese: No, it was in France. And yeah, they're talking about deporting this guy because he crossed over the rope. That's like keeping people away from the eternal flame for the unknown soldier, and lit a fucking cigarette.
• 13:08
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 13:09
  El Guapo: I don't know if the full cigar would have been badass. But whatever.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: No, it wouldn't know. Come on, man, show a little bit of respect.
• 13:17
  El Guapo: I know, dude. This is why you fucking, let you don't let like foreigners into your country without like oh, like some kind of like
• 13:25
  El Guapo: mannerism with them, you know.
• 13:27
  El Guapo: like there's a barrier there. You don't cross it like you don't want to, or like those people to go wash themselves in the fountain, you know.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's not a French citizen. And Francis, disgusting to report this guy.
• 13:41
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 13:41
  Testecleese: What's the what's the discussion?
• 13:43
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, we'll just hesitation.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, this guy guy doesn't. He's not a citizen, and he completely disrespected
• 13:51
  Testecleese: everyone who died in war for France.
• 13:56
  Testecleese: That didn't get a proper burial, you know.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: Just it's Wow! Alright!
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Oh, trump! Brought back the presidential physical fitness test.
• 14:09
  El Guapo: Oh, I saw that. That's kind of badass we need that.
• 14:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's freaking out about it.
• 14:16
  El Guapo: I think honestly.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: And then he went and mutes himself as he's trying to talk.
• 14:22
  El Guapo: Sorry, I think, they need to for boys. They need to have them like at least 2 h of exercise every morning, though.
• 14:30
  El Guapo: Just let them wore off, and after that you teach them, you know, because their body's gonna be all tired and stuff.
• 14:37
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe, but I don't understand why these Liberals are freaking out about.
• 14:41
  El Guapo: Because they cannot push up a pull up, and they're going to fail.
• 14:45
  Testecleese: Is your kids fat? And oh, Skinny, lazy! Yeah!
• 14:51
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! And it's a couple pull-ups. What is it? A half mile run.
• 14:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, like 10, push up 1020 to the point.
• 15:00
  Testecleese: Ups, sit and reach.
• 15:02
  El Guapo: A couple of pull up 2, 2, 3 pull ups, you know, depends on the age, and like the arm length. Honestly, if you talk. You got long arms. I think we need to like do like a 5, 10 pull ups, you know, for the kids.
• 15:15
  Testecleese: How muscle mass works! Though.
• 15:17
  El Guapo: Dude. It's a long fucking. That's a long, fucking way.
• 15:22
  Testecleese: That's not how. That's not how muscle mass works. You need to pick up your body weight, or you can't.
• 15:26
  El Guapo: Well, yeah.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: Put down. Put down the big Mac. Maybe you can do an extra pull up, you know.
• 15:31
  El Guapo: That was for the yeah. It's true, you know. Standardize it, fuck it.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, standardizes stuff.
• 15:37
  El Guapo: You're that.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: You know the person with cerebral palsy sitting in a wheelchair. Okay, they don't have to participate. I suppose you know
• 15:46
  Testecleese: they are good.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: all right. And oh, okay, I'm not even gonna pronounce. I am going to try to pronounce this chigangayon
• 15:55
  Testecleese: and y'all virus.
• 15:57
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Is our rapidly spreading across China, and they are taking covid like measures on this.
• 16:06
  Brian McFadden: One of the funny things is they're telling people they got to go through like insect spray booths.
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's good for you.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is that this apparently this virus is one, not lethal.
• 16:23
  Testecleese: and 2 cannot be spread from human to human. So what's the point of isolating people if it can't be spread from human to human.
• 16:31
  Brian McFadden: And it has Zika like symptoms, you know. People get shrunken heads.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: Oh, very nice they are. Gonna look like a bunch of people. What were those islands with the the witch doctors shrinking heads.
• 16:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 16:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was a long time ago, anyway.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: No, let's move on to local.
• 16:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 16:52
  Testecleese: Fairfax County is.
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: She's back in the news. Yeah.
• 16:56
  Testecleese: What's going on in Northern Virginia?
• 16:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, this fair, this superintendent just got it. She's trying to get a new contract, and she's now requesting a bodyguard that's going to be paid more than the President of the United States.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Did. Oh, shit! Did you see how much money she makes.
• 17:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she makes a ridiculous amount of money for being a superintendent.
• 17:22
  Brian McFadden: She made. She makes $424,000 annually, which is more than the President makes, and she wants her personal bodyguard to make 143 K. That's probably more than secret service makes.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: Why does she need?
• 17:40
  Testecleese: $143,000 a year? Bodyguard.
• 17:45
  Brian McFadden: Because she's facing heightened accountability in post-covid era over her curriculum contracts, budgeting diversity, equity, inclusion, policies.
• 17:57
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: Worried about. You know the Biden Administration, you know, and their domestic terrorism.
• 18:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, when they when.
• 18:06
  Brian McFadden: From loud board meetings.
• 18:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:09
  El Guapo: Well, I'm sorry. If you think it's too dangerous, you'll probably need to step down. Let somebody else take the ring, you know.
• 18:15
  Brian McFadden: No. The School Board just unanimously renewed her four-year contract and increased her from 380,000 to 424.
• 18:24
  El Guapo: God.
• 18:25
  Brian McFadden: They also gave her a $12,000 a year car allowance.
• 18:29
  El Guapo: This is this need to be investigation? I'm sorry it's too much.
• 18:32
  Brian McFadden: He's been notoriously suspected of leaks
• 18:35
  Brian McFadden: which occurred during this week to frustrate school district personnel. Raising the alarm bell over her new bodyguard position. She's leaking this shit herself.
• 18:47
  El Guapo: So yeah, so fire her to let her go like you know what? We don't need your service no more. Thank you.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Well, no, Fairfax County is an insanely wealthy area, just like.
• 18:56
  Brian McFadden: One of the richest in the country.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: Yes, this is all like DC lawyers, easy lawyers, and everything.
• 19:04
  Testecleese: And they're being taxed through the nose to pay for the schooling system, and I mean the people could get together.
• 19:10
  Brian McFadden: Live in Fairfax County, back in the day.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Dear God! How'd you afford that shit?
• 19:14
  Brian McFadden: Bh.
• 19:17
  Testecleese: Oh, well, you were living in working in DC.
• 19:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: So you lived in Fairfax County until you got attacked on 9 11.
• 19:26
  Brian McFadden: I was living there on 9, 11. Then I got stationed in Norfolk again, and sold my place in Northern Virginia, and bought a place down here.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Still, in Fairfax County, and still in the education system.
• 19:46
  Testecleese: apparently, that the teaching staff there was arranging abortions for their students without telling their parents.
• 19:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's bullshit.
• 19:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:57
  Testecleese: They were paying for him, too.
• 20:01
  Testecleese: These people should go to prison.
• 20:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: Like. I don't know what else to say besides that.
• 20:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:11
  Testecleese: Just. I cannot imagine some stranger taking your kid to go get an abortion.
• 20:16
  El Guapo: We do not even know what's going on.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't need just like when they're like.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Trans and your kids in the school like, Oh, you're Billy now, it's like, no, no, no, I'm not.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: No, don't tell your parents anytime. Anyone ever says to a kid. Don't tell your parents they should.
• 20:33
  Brian McFadden: Tell your parents.
• 20:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you should immediately tell your parents who can then call the police right? Yeah.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:40
  Testecleese: Well, West, you mean out West here we had a a train, a coal train derail in St. Albans.
• 20:49
  Testecleese: and no, not John Coltrane. An actual train full of coal
• 20:55
  Testecleese: trains derail, it happens, I guess.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: but that's a big honking train, that's you know. It takes a while to clean that mess up and.
• 21:04
  Brian McFadden: Is homeland security there to investigate.
• 21:07
  Testecleese: Like doubt it.
• 21:10
  Brian McFadden: Were in Ohio.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Whoa! That was some crazy chemicals, too.
• 21:16
  Brian McFadden: They never showed up.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. In east Palestine, right?
• 21:19
  Brian McFadden: The President never went to visit the scene of the crime either.
• 21:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: No.
• 21:23
  El Guapo: Bye.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: Yes, and.
• 21:27
  Brian McFadden: I don't even think Peter Buttigieg went there.
• 21:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, because where Trump was going over there?
• 21:32
  Testecleese: No, obviously not because they didn't want to get poisoned by the chemicals that got spilled.
• 21:38
  Testecleese: I don't remember all what happened a week helping on the show. I remember all.
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: We did.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Stuff. Yeah, I remember, weird stuff did happen, though, like.
• 21:45
  Testecleese: like, fish were growing 3rd eyes, like Bob from the Simpsons and stuff like that, but check us out.
• 21:54
  Brian McFadden: West Virginia has banned snap benefits from basically unhealthy foods like you can't get ding dongs, ho-hos, or even soda soon.
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: That's a good thing.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, several.
• 22:06
  Brian McFadden: Can you still get lobster and seafood.
• 22:08
  El Guapo: Yeah. The longest protein base, I guess.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: Not yeah, as long as it's and it's not pre cooked, or that's been. That's been a thing from Snap for ever. Right.
• 22:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Testecleese: But the ban, as far as schools go.
• 22:23
  Testecleese: will go into effect. January first.st
• 22:28
  Testecleese: Oh, that's not. I'm yeah.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: I'm sorry the schools was the food. Dye thing? My mistake.
• 22:34
  Brian McFadden: True.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: The West Virginia snap soda ban will go into effect on January first.st So
• 22:39
  Testecleese: yeah, Texas and a couple other States along with West Virginia
• 22:43
  Testecleese: passes, and I agree it's supposed to be a sustenance or nutritional assistance program.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Why are you buying goldfish? You know what I mean? Or
• 22:56
  Testecleese: Ho-hos or Swiss rolls, you know.
• 23:00
  El Guapo: No more hoes and ding dongs. Damn.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: Not on Snap. No?
• 23:05
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is that these folks want us to pay for their snacking addiction right.
• 23:12
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 23:12
  Testecleese: And then they get obese and they have heart issues. Heart disease is the number one cause of death in the United States, and then they want us to pay for their freaking health care, too.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: It's like, well, stop eating the garbage. Then maybe maybe we can talk about figuring out something for health care. But if you're going to be pumping your body full of garbage and expect me to pay the cost to keep you alive. No, no, I just don't agree with it like.
• 23:37
  Testecleese: and you know I love this argument. It's like, Oh, healthy food, so expensive. No, motherfucker, you can get a bag of prepaid pre-made salad. You don't have to get the individual ingredients. You can get a bag that'll feed like 4 people for like $5. All right that costs less than the freaking snack cakes you were gonna buy to buy a salad by raw chicken, buy ground beef, buy steaks
• 24:03
  Testecleese: and eat real food, and you know what make it protein, not carbohydrates.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: Carbohydrates will make you feel tired and weak, and you won't get up and do anything, so eat protein.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: and then when you get up and move back and forth. You actually put on a little muscle mass, and you'll burn calories.
• 24:23
  El Guapo: No.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: And lose some weight, you know.
• 24:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, I've been buying like a lot of mangoes. It was like a dollar, and you could do banana. You go to 7, 11, 2 for a dollar.
• 24:32
  El Guapo: you know, or you could buy this. The pack.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: Lunch.
• 24:35
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, sometimes I like, I just up over there like, Wow, might as well get a banana here.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: No, I hear that, but we buy and buy the bunch. I also got a 2 year old and a 5 year old that love fruit.
• 24:46
  Testecleese: And they eat bananas, and then anything they don't eat. We turn into banana bread, you know.
• 24:52
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I'll get mango dude like I like that. It's like a dollar big mangoes, too, like.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: Very.
• 25:00
  El Guapo: You know you don't know how good we got. It's like this bag will travel thousands about just to be here for a dollar.
• 25:06
  El Guapo: you know.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: Fruit's good, but be aware that it's a lot of sugar.
• 25:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you don't need a snack. You don't need those sugar candies and stuff.
• 25:16
  Testecleese: Exactly. You could eat an apple instead of a jolly rancher, and you're gonna get
• 25:22
  Testecleese: sugar just the same. And you're gonna get other nutrition that's actually good for you, you know. And remember, Gandhi was a fruitarian.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: So yeah. Gandhi didn't. Gandhi was pretty.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: remember the word I'm looking for here. Vanilla of it. Vanilla.
• 25:40
  El Guapo: And.
• 25:41
  Testecleese: Wise right time, whenever.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: Let's move on to the sex toys.
• 25:54
  Brian McFadden: Your dildo.
• 25:55
  El Guapo: The hope.
• 25:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, the what?
• 25:58
  El Guapo: Hulked, hulked. Incredible Hulk.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: Hmm, okay, because they're all green.
• 26:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny because the players are exasperated
• 26:09
  Testecleese: by these dildos being tossed on the court.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: Which I think is absolutely hilarious
• 26:18
  Testecleese: but that, though they've made 2 arrests now, I guess.
• 26:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Brian McFadden: Arresting people left and right for this. But meanwhile there's many other crimes that happened in the previous administration that we still don't know what happened to the people.
• 26:31
  Testecleese: Unba.
• 26:33
  Brian McFadden: No, not the Wnba. Just people in administration. In general the priorities are different now.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Correct, and it is funny that this is happening. But I will say you can't just be chucking these things at
• 26:47
  Testecleese: well, only I think one or 2 of them actually made it onto the.
• 26:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this last one that got arrested. He was. He hit a spectator in the back of the head with it.
• 26:56
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 26:59
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness, yeah, one of the plays I can't remember. Her name went out on X
• 27:05
  Testecleese: and put something out there like like, Please stop. You know this is just not
• 27:11
  Testecleese: cool, whatever. And then, within like an hour, another one went flying, and she said, Well, that didn't work. I was like. Well, at least she's got a good sense of humor about it.
• 27:24
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 27:26
  Testecleese: But, oh, my God, check this out! More money is being bet
• 27:30
  Testecleese: on when a dildo and and on what color it'll be.
• 27:35
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Thrown out of the court in Wnba.
• 27:38
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 27:38
  Testecleese: Even bet on the games.
• 27:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're more. Yeah.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: Because no one cares.
• 27:43
  El Guapo: No.
• 27:45
  Brian McFadden: More people started watching Wnba. Since Caitlin Clark got in the League.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:51
  Brian McFadden: Some of the teams are actually starting to make a profit. Now.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Actually.
• 27:55
  El Guapo: Just got.
• 27:55
  Testecleese: It's rated, too.
• 27:57
  Brian McFadden: Really.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: Good thing. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Brian McFadden: Hadn't heard.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, she just got traded.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: I bet it has something to do with the fact that she's always injured now, because they're beating the shit out of her.
• 28:07
  El Guapo: No.
• 28:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's bullshit.
• 28:10
  El Guapo: No.
• 28:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, they hate the straight white girl, you know.
• 28:15
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't fit the mold.
• 28:17
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because what's her name? I'm gonna find her name in here.
• 28:22
  El Guapo: Thank you.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: You see, you see, now, there are demanding to get paid more money like, pay us what you owe us. It's like, you guys run a net
• 28:29
  Testecleese: depth.
• 28:30
  El Guapo: Isn't it? Yeah.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: All right. Here's the repeat offender.
• 28:37
  El Guapo: See online.
• 28:37
  Ron Pascoe: Like, how are we.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: Mar how you doing.
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: We had to wait for him to take a shower because they didn't want to stream it on Youtube with him in the shower.
• 28:45
  El Guapo: Just.
• 28:46
  Ron Pascoe: We kind of we contemplate about the censorship on Youtube lads. So, yeah.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: Well, where's that fastest dude that might, I might have to share that picture to your Facebook page. So all your Australian friends can see you drinking a fastest.
• 28:59
  El Guapo: Rebellia.
• 29:00
  Brian McFadden: He got it. He got it out back because they're everywhere in Australia.
• 29:06
  Ron Pascoe: Please. I hope you enjoy eggs.
• 29:11
  Brian McFadden: That made me laugh when I saw that picture.
• 29:16
  Ron Pascoe: Video came with it.
• 29:19
  El Guapo: Well, we can video with that. Oh, God.
• 29:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, I said, Yeah, with a couple of lads, one guy turns up saying he's going to drink a foster's, and the other guy whacks him over the head with a bottle.
• 29:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:31
  El Guapo: Is that he identifies as Australia. Now.
• 29:37
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, drinking them right, mate. I won't lose my citizenship. I won't be deported.
• 29:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: We're obviously not Australia. Drinking Fosters.
• 29:49
  Ron Pascoe: It felt still in the fridge. It's still in the fridge blades. I can show you.
• 29:53
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! Where do you get that over there, man like Contra, that's contraband. Is that.
• 29:59
  Ron Pascoe: He had to drive to Melbourne to find one.
• 30:04
  Ron Pascoe: Next time I go in a bottle. I've got to take a photo, lads. You won't believe me. There's no Fosters around, anyway.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: You found one. That's why I said. You drive to Melbourne. I don't know where you live, but.
• 30:14
  Ron Pascoe: It was probably for 1,972.
• 30:17
  Ron Pascoe: It was probably found out. The back they're going through a clearance stock, take, or something I don't know.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: Somebody. Somebody brought it home from their tourist trip to
• 30:27
  Brian McFadden: Start bringing this up. It's funny
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: they had to pay import taxes on it.
• 30:32
  Ron Pascoe: Awesome. Yeah.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Customs had customs, they would have taken it away like what the fuck's an oil can trash can.
• 30:41
  Ron Pascoe: It would be coming out of the contributing pock stockpile.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: Back on topic here.
• 30:49
  Testecleese: This Wnba legend, who had a 20 career 20 year career, Deanna or Diana Tara Tarasi.
• 30:59
  Brian McFadden: The Wnba Wnba has been around for 20 years.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: It says, Yeah, well, that makes sense, man. It's 2025. Now.
• 31:09
  Ron Pascoe: 20 year old window.
• 31:10
  Brian McFadden: She's not a 20 year old, with a bloody career.
• 31:13
  Testecleese: Well, she's 43 now.
• 31:15
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 31:16
  Testecleese: She went to Russia and Turkey to play basketball to make more money just like
• 31:22
  Brian McFadden: No, the Wnba started in June of 1997. That's not 2012.
• 31:30
  Testecleese: It's 2025, dude.
• 31:32
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he is.
• 31:33
  Testecleese: 2,000 was 25 years ago.
• 31:36
  Ron Pascoe: 28 years. I've always been. Yeah.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God!
• 31:39
  Testecleese: But anyway, she she said she had to go to Russia and Turkey to play in the off season to make real money, because they just weren't paying her.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: It's like Brendan Reiner.
• 31:47
  Testecleese: Well, he yes, and granted the same thing, and she said she was getting paid as much as the fucking janitor in the arena made more than me is what she said.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: Check this out. She got paid $234,000 a year.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: How much does she think a fucking custodian makes.
• 32:04
  Brian McFadden: Not $234,000 a year. It's.
• 32:08
  Testecleese: Dear God!
• 32:09
  Brian McFadden: I wish I could make that kind of money.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: If I could make a quarter 1 million dollars a year I'd be back to work tomorrow, you know.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: But no, no, she's they're so entitled.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: But she's just complaining. She wasn't making 20 million dollars a year like Lebron. Actually, Lebron. I have no idea what he gets paid like these professional basketball players like nobody watches women's basketball. No one cares. The only reason why they watch women's basketball is to watch Caitlin Clark get beat up, or to see if a dildo hit someone off the fucking forehead.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:45
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, you guys need to you like, I said, you can go place bets on a poly market.
• 32:50
  Ron Pascoe: You should be.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: Put a bet on whether or not a dildo get thrown on, quote by a certain date, and then go to the game and throw it there yourself.
• 32:57
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 32:57
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 32:58
  Ron Pascoe: Pick your own color.
• 32:59
  Brian McFadden: It went in the butt.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: But careful. They are checking bags now, looking for dildos.
• 33:07
  Ron Pascoe: I think there might be other places. You could hide them.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. So just, you know. Tape it to your leg. The giant 2 foot double, ended Dildo.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: Okay, I think this is absolutely hilarious that this is a thing.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: If that's I shoot alright. Alright! Let's move on to what's going on with Texas here and the
• 33:31
  Testecleese: the gerrymandering as the Democrats are calling it.
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, this is great, because,
• 33:39
  Brian McFadden: most of the people flee to the most gerrymandered gerrymandered state in the nation.
• 33:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, maybe not, because Massachusetts has no Republican representative, and Illinois got 3.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just gonna say, Matt, well, that's the point of things. They they didn't they? The Democrats fled the State so they didn't have to hold a vote
• 34:02
  Testecleese: on redistricting in Texas because of the influx of people coming from Democrat States.
• 34:08
  Brian McFadden: Love. I love something I learned this week on the Clay and Buck Show is that
• 34:13
  Brian McFadden: there's no law that says it has to be done every 10 years. It's up to the States. They can do it whenever they want. It's just typically been after the next census.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: And that's why Texas is holding a vote to see if they should or not, because of the influx of people when they're like. That's illegal.
• 34:32
  Brian McFadden: And then you got you got States like California, Illinois, say, and Maryland. Oh, if Texas does it, we're going to do it, too. Gerrymandering can you do in in Maryland and California? They've already done it. There's Republican representatives.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: Do you.
• 34:50
  Ron Pascoe: You also, juice had said the same thing.
• 34:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Ron Pascoe: New York locals kicking up the stink. The thing is, they gerrymandered to the Max in those States.
• 34:58
  Brian McFadden: No, there is.
• 34:59
  Ron Pascoe: I didn't.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: Well, this is what made me laugh my ass off in Massachusetts, because the governor there I can never remember her name. I keep want to say, uncle, but she's New York.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: It's it's another white woman, and.
• 35:14
  El Guapo: I can't.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Mara Healey.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: She's threatening to redistrict Massachusetts, too. In response.
• 35:21
  Ron Pascoe: We can't.
• 35:22
  Brian McFadden: So she's gonna throw some Republicans in office, because that's what she'll have to do.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: All that could happen is accidentally getting a Republican, because it's a hundred percent blue vote in right?
• 35:31
  Testecleese: It's right now.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: even though 30% of the people voted for trump. There's not a single Congressman Republican for the State.
• 35:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: They got 8 cars.
• 35:42
  Ron Pascoe: There's no one but you know what's kind of spender in the books.
• 35:46
  Ron Pascoe: President Trump's just called for a new census, ordered a census be done include all undocumented migrants. Yeah.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: Didn't you try this before in the Supreme Court? Said, No.
• 35:56
  Brian McFadden: Try to get it removed from the the census document that went out for the census.
• 36:04
  Testecleese: We'll put on the census saying that asking if you are a
• 36:07
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah, exactly. Huh! It won't fly, I mean, unfortunately.
• 36:12
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, he'll get it! He'll get his sensus done
• 36:15
  Ron Pascoe: because the amount of people being moved.
• 36:16
  Brian McFadden: Maybe with the new Supreme Court that he's got in place now may side with him, but
• 36:22
  Brian McFadden: you know, this time around. But who knows.
• 36:26
  Testecleese: Well, it's hilarious, though, because even Stephen Colbert was like.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: what's the problem is like? Look at Illinois. There are districts. There are districts that are they look like strings running between counties so that you can bring in the all the Democrat voters here to overwhelm the Republican voters over there.
• 36:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And
• 36:48
  Brian McFadden: the FBI said, they are helping Texas look for these people now. So I was shocked that that happened.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure they have the authority to do that.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: The FBI.
• 36:58
  Ron Pascoe: Didn't they also say if they want to get paid, they've got to go and collect their own checks.
• 37:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Listen.
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: Not going to get paid, and then get paid.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's.
• 37:06
  Brian McFadden: Talking about kicking them out of
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: if they don't show up to do their job.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: And arrest them.
• 37:12
  Brian McFadden: So they come back.
• 37:13
  Brian McFadden: Eventually they got to come back.
• 37:15
  El Guapo: They're calling about like, Oh, the Republican doing killing democracy! Well, if you're not there, they're holding a vote to decide.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: You refuse it? Yeah, you refuse to allow vote to happen. Isn't that against democracy?
• 37:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:29
  El Guapo: And then.
• 37:31
  El Guapo: and whoever wins the election statewise, they're the winners. They can do whatever they want. You know. You can just vote against it or not.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: The idea, too, is again this giant influx of people fleeing Democrat States. It would probably go into, like Dallas and Houston. Right
• 37:48
  Testecleese: like. Generally speaking, you said I mentioned Dell's.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: Here's the door
• 37:52
  Testecleese: overwhelm. Austin. Don't overwhelm. Yeah. Don't overwhelm the the vote of the entire State of Texas, just like New York City does to New York.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: you know.
• 38:05
  Testecleese: It's just
• 38:06
  El Guapo: Now I heard a couple of Virginia's the Democrats in here talking about doing it to gerrymander like good luck. Where are you going to gerrymander here.
• 38:15
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah.
• 38:17
  Ron Pascoe: That's where all the rural counties get screwed. Isn't it like you? Look at it. You go through all the cities like you said. Mostly cities are blue, aren't they?
• 38:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, like you and Brian, we're like a separate district like few years ago, and the red district. And now me and Brian, the same district like
• 38:35
  El Guapo: I was in a red a red district. Now I'm in a blue district.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: Hey? Up in mass they got 8 districts and
• 38:44
  Testecleese: It's hilarious, because, like Middleborough, there's a whole bunch of rural farmers out there.
• 38:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Testecleese: Even half of these. These large towns are almost cities now, like Pembroke, where I grew up, that used to be a little town.
• 38:58
  Testecleese: Are still mostly Republican, but they are being. They are put into the same district as Plymouth, Plymouth County.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: and you know their their votes are being washed out by Plymouth. And then you look at these areas like Salem and Danvis, and their votes being washed out by Boston and Suffolk County.
• 39:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: And you know, if you want to have like actual
• 39:23
  Testecleese: parody. And I get what when people say things like.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: we should draw like just square lines on the map. The problem with that is you get these areas that are farmland.
• 39:34
  El Guapo: If you just draw a square line, you might have 12 people living there.
• 39:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:39
  El Guapo: And you know, that's not how it works. It's supposed to be so many people in a in a district.
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: It's.
• 39:44
  El Guapo: Doesn't spoil the winners. They get to decide where to draw the line, you know.
• 39:48
  El Guapo: and it's up to the candidate to convince those people to elect them, you know.
• 39:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you could say that all you want. There's no way you can't change someone's ideology, and you know that you can show them the facts. You can show them the video. They could see it happen. Shit. Who was with that couple that their daughter was raped and murdered by an illegal immigrant, and they came on like we. We already forgive him. He has every right to be here. It's like what the.
• 40:13
  El Guapo: That's almost every every liberal like that mentality. So that's why that's what I use in this stuff against and like, hey, it's a black woman running for government. Are you going to vote for her? They tell me you're racist. You're gonna vote for the White Lady.
• 40:27
  El Guapo: the CIA White Lady.
• 40:29
  Testecleese: Well that in Virginia you have to vote for a woman right.
• 40:34
  Brian McFadden: This time around. They're both women.
• 40:37
  El Guapo: One is white, otherwise black.
• 40:39
  Testecleese: Oh, the Black one's the Republican. Yeah.
• 40:41
  El Guapo: Jamaican.
• 40:43
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 40:44
  Ron Pascoe: And again, hey, you've got to look at it like they're coming out now, making out like the Republicans started all this gerrymandering
• 40:51
  Ron Pascoe: look what they've done. As you said in all these other States.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: Massachusetts was the 1st State to Gerrymander.
• 40:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you, yeah, exactly. Yeah. You've got all these Republican states saying, right, we're going to rezone redistrict.
• 41:02
  Ron Pascoe: And all of a sudden.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: Thing is.
• 41:04
  Ron Pascoe: What's going on.
• 41:04
  Testecleese: Drawing drawing district lines is not necessarily gerrymandering gerrymanders when you do it intentionally to control the vote.
• 41:13
  El Guapo: Yeah. And it was Massachusetts was the 1st state to do it in the 18 hundreds. And it was Jerry something that was in office.
• 41:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, look like.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:23
  El Guapo: Doing, too, so they call it gerrymandering.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: Over over a hundred years ago.
• 41:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I watched his video from James Carville the other day. He he just cracks me up.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: I know it's so.
• 41:34
  Brian McFadden: You're so odd.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: Sense.
• 41:35
  Ron Pascoe: It's so out of touch with reality anymore. You know, it's not.
• 41:40
  Testecleese: Sense, and sometimes he says, the dumbest shit.
• 41:42
  El Guapo: Who's this?
• 41:43
  Ron Pascoe: See super Experiment
• 41:45
  Ron Pascoe: Democrat party already, and like they're talking about once they get back into power. He's talking about Bloody, including the District of Columbia or Washington, DC. Including bloody Puerto Rico as a state.
• 41:57
  Brian McFadden: Then that would give the Democrats permanent control of the nation.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem is.
• 42:02
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 42:02
  Testecleese: Here's the problem is, Puerto Rico has been offered statehood like 12 times, and they keep saying, No, thanks.
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: You're better off as a territory. Yeah.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they they get all the benefits except for voting, albeit an American.
• 42:17
  Brian McFadden: And they don't pay taxes.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Not paying Federal tax. They're not doing a lot of the stuff, and they get the United States military to defend them.
• 42:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: You may as well be Canadian and deal with. Get all the great stuff from the United States, and not have to pay for it, you know.
• 42:34
  Testecleese: which is funny because Trump was like Canada. You're going to start building your own military, or else we're going to stop defending you and like, wait a minute. What?
• 42:42
  Ron Pascoe: Is it.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: Why, why they want pick up the bill, you know.
• 42:45
  Ron Pascoe: Then they want to be part of your own.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: Beto O'rourke his pac funded this these Texas Democrats to flee the State.
• 42:55
  Brian McFadden: Illegal.
• 42:56
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure this could count as bribery.
• 42:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: Because he he's giving money and or gifts.
• 43:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, to control a vote?
• 43:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:08
  Testecleese: That is.
• 43:08
  Brian McFadden: This is this is as close to beto. O'rourke is ever going to be to politics ever again, you know, because these.
• 43:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 43:15
  Brian McFadden: So out of touch with people in Texas that nobody's voting for him. He's how many times does he run for office in Texas?
• 43:22
  Testecleese: To what's the?
• 43:22
  Testecleese: He was in office as a Congressman. Then he tried to go up to Senator or something.
• 43:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep. And then, Governor, I think.
• 43:28
  El Guapo: I couldn't get elected to do crap anymore. So he blew that. But.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: How did his, his Political Action Committee pay for this? How much money
• 43:39
  Testecleese: is left in the oval war chest to pay for this.
• 43:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: You wouldn't know. I just don't.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Where is he? I mean, we cut off Usaid, so he's not getting kickbacks from these Ngos that we're paying through.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: You know that the taxpayers were paying for.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: so I don't know where this money is coming from, because who's donating to this guy? You know what I mean? He's
• 44:02
  Testecleese: yeah. He's he's not in office. They're not. Nobody's voting for him.
• 44:06
  Ron Pascoe: Like blue, which has been cut down as well.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the Clinton Foundation's gone.
• 44:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they left as soon as Hillary got defeated.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: All right.
• 44:20
  Testecleese: What's up with them dirty dems? Bri.
• 44:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, Nancy Pelosi says she's working on protecting sex changes for trans kids.
• 44:33
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 44:33
  Testecleese: Sex changes for children.
• 44:35
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I thought we already agreed that that was a horrible idea.
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't trust a kid
• 44:45
  Testecleese: to decide whether or not they should drink beer because the brain's not fully developed. You don't trust.
• 44:50
  Brian McFadden: 2.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: To get that. You buy cigarettes.
• 44:54
  Testecleese: Drive, boy, you're.
• 44:57
  Brian McFadden: They're allowed to choose what sex they are.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, they want him to vote, too.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: So you don't trust them to do all this other stuff like buy to own a gun because they're dumb kids, but you want them to vote and cut their dicks off.
• 45:11
  Testecleese: Speaking of sex changes.
• 45:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: Have you guys seen the umbrella Academy.
• 45:18
  Brian McFadden: I think I tried to watch an episode or.
• 45:20
  Ron Pascoe: So I just.
• 45:21
  Brian McFadden: Couldn't get into it.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: I have one episode left in the entire run of the show.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: Elliot Page is a character.
• 45:31
  Testecleese: Vanya, when the show begins, and then transitions to victor in season 3. And I was like, Oh, really.
• 45:41
  Testecleese: I just. I'm sorry. I just thought that was hilarious.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: because I'm watching. I was like that looks just like Ellen Page.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: And then the the closing credits, like Elliot Page is like, Oh, so Elliot Page is playing a woman in a TV show.
• 45:59
  Testecleese: I thought that was fine.
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 46:03
  Testecleese: Did we talk about Crockett's interview when she got all butt hurt about the guy interviewing her? Our staff and other Congressmen?
• 46:14
  Testecleese: No.
• 46:15
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Alright! Well.
• 46:17
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 46:18
  Testecleese: Some reporter
• 46:20
  Testecleese: interviewed Crockett or whatever, and then went and spoke to like other dem Congressmen or Congress persons
• 46:28
  Testecleese: and her own staff, and she got all offended, and said, Oh, I revoke all consent to this article, and the reporter was like, that's not how this works. You're you're a Congresswoman. You should know how the freedom of press works if you're going to be, you know.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: passing laws.
• 46:46
  Testecleese: But her own party hates her.
• 46:49
  Testecleese: She's all about herself, and apparently she's some diva
• 46:53
  Testecleese: that who just screams at her staff.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: Her staff can't stand to work for her, and apparently she doesn't do anything. She sits in her office and apparently plays games on her phone
• 47:07
  Testecleese: according to this article. Anyway.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: Typical, democrat.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: But then she'll go around the country. She just called trump a piece of shit.
• 47:17
  El Guapo: It takes one to know one.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, what can I call her? Then.
• 47:23
  Testecleese: you know, like, if if she's the same one called Marjorie Taylor.
• 47:27
  El Guapo: Every time. Every time a Democrat opens his mouth they betray him. I don't believe any of this stuff.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. She's the same woman who called Marjorie Taylor Greene a badge build coach bodied.
• 47:38
  El Guapo: Oh, she got.
• 47:38
  Testecleese: Bond, or whatever.
• 47:39
  El Guapo: And go with that with her staff, because.
• 47:40
  Brian McFadden: And but didn't they? Somebody come out and say that she's like the leader of the Democrat party right now?
• 47:46
  El Guapo: Somebody said it, but yeah, and there are.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: President.
• 47:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:52
  Brian McFadden: I mean. Kamala couldn't figure out who was president or leader of the party. She him and hawed about it in her interview. She's like. Oh, there's so many pretend.
• 48:01
  El Guapo: It's not.
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: People to be the leader of the Democrat party.
• 48:04
  El Guapo: She? She just know when the.
• 48:06
  Ron Pascoe: Out!
• 48:07
  Testecleese: Honestly, Pelosi has their best chance to win.
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: To orb.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: Exactly, but.
• 48:15
  Brian McFadden: People are more age conscious. After going through 4 years of Biden.
• 48:20
  Testecleese: Yes, but their best bet's probably Josh Shapiro, but he's too moderate.
• 48:25
  Brian McFadden: Hmm!
• 48:26
  Brian McFadden: But to the point, to the point. His own party, Jewish, too, Jewish.
• 48:30
  Testecleese: Should.
• 48:30
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Point. That's why they tried to kill him right.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: That's why he didn't get the vice Presidential nomination, you know, because he's too Jewish. When she ran for President. Her best pick would have been him for Vice President, she would have had a hell of a lot better. She would have more votes. She probably still want to one, but she'd have a lot more votes than picking the guy from Minnesota.
• 48:51
  Testecleese: Oh, Wallace is a joke!
• 48:54
  Testecleese: My goodness.
• 48:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, look, I think their full talent's really dead, mate. Honestly, I don't think the Democrats got much hope. The 2028.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: They need to drop this transient children thing. They need to drop this white matter.
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: Got up.
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Thing. I know they're not good, and that's the thing is they're gonna go more radical, I mean. Look, they got Mom Donnie
• 49:15
  Testecleese: as our nominee. New York, for Governor like this is insane, and then people do different things.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: That's the thing is that this is a fringe thing.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: You add.
• 49:27
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't want really good chance of being the mayor.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: It's there's.
• 49:33
  Brian McFadden: Vote because they're doing ranked choice voting, and they're gonna split the vote up so many times again, rank.
• 49:38
  Testecleese: Choice voting is only in the Democrat primary.
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: Whatever you've got, you've got 3 Independents running a Democrat and a Republican.
• 49:47
  Testecleese: Who are going to pull the votes away exactly.
• 49:50
  Brian McFadden: I'll be ranked choice voting.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: May as well at this point, but I say, let them win, and but the problem is.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: make him a dictator. Let him do what he wants to do, because there's no way half the stuff he's saying is going to get passed no way, and they're going to say if we let it go through. Socialism would have worked is what's going to happen? Because when it all fails, they're going to say that the Congress of I'm sorry the City Council of New York stopped it.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: and I was like, well, that's because it's illegal, you know.
• 50:21
  Testecleese: Oh, boy, did you hear about this anchor baby Democrat anchor baby, the only
• 50:28
  Testecleese: congresswoman who admitted that her parents or illegal immigrants.
• 50:35
  Testecleese: She said that she's a proud Guatemalan before she's an American when she did something.
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is the same thing as the stupid Somalia woman
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: from Minnesota, you know. If you're so happy of that, go back to the country where you started out at.
• 50:53
  Ron Pascoe: Uma.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: Well, well, this is Delia Ramirez, of Illinois.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: and check this out. She also married an illegal immigrant who was here for 26 years before he applied for citizenship.
• 51:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably right before Trump went into office the second time.
• 51:12
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. I'm not sure.
• 51:17
  Testecleese: I'm not sure.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: I don't even know. We even know where to find that.
• 51:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's talking about.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: Oh, so what's a shit? And this is in Mexico City, and she's like, I'm a proud Guatemalan first.st It's like.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: if you're not proud to be an American. Why are you running for office?
• 51:33
  Brian McFadden: That is true.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: You can say it's I'm trying to reform the system.
• 51:38
  Testecleese: But you should.
• 51:40
  Testecleese: You wouldn't try to fix something. You don't want to be a part of right.
• 51:43
  Brian McFadden: No hell, no.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: Just like these guys that are like death to America waving Mexican flags rioting. It's like, Why don't you go back to Mexico? If it's so much better like if it's so freaking, awesome. Why did you come here.
• 51:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:58
  Testecleese: Oh, because I have rights, and I can make actual money. Well, then, why the fuck? Then why are you saying you hate it here? You know.
• 52:05
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 52:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Brian McFadden: Makes no sense.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: No, it doesn't. It's if you want to make this place into Mexico, you can go to Mexico.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: you know, and if you want to live in Communism. You can go form your own Hippy Commune. There are plenty of communes out there right.
• 52:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: And I don't know if people understand that communism comes from communes. You can go live that kind of life.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: All you gotta do is, buy a plot of land
• 52:34
  Testecleese: and and set up your little community and watch how quickly people leave, because none of these
• 52:42
  Testecleese: Communist Socialists want to go hunting and kill their own food. They want to be handed food.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:48
  Testecleese: One else worked for.
• 52:50
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, now she's playing victim, like, Oh, they just hate me. And because of this and that, and as they're talk as the Republicans are calling to denaturalize her because she was
• 53:06
  Testecleese: her parents weren't here. They weren't citizens, you know.
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:13
  Brian McFadden: So she's not a actual citizen, but she's already
• 53:18
  Brian McFadden: a member. She's already in Congress. So how's that work?
• 53:22
  Testecleese: Well, the Supreme, not the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said Trump's birthright. Citizenship thing was okay. But then some district judge overruled the Supreme Court
• 53:31
  Testecleese: which blows my mind. I didn't know you could do that.
• 53:35
  Brian McFadden: You can.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: Well, that well, it happened so. I don't know what to tell you.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: You know. What are we gonna do.
• 53:43
  Brian McFadden: Start impeaching judges.
• 53:46
  Testecleese: I agree it was it. But Rosenberg, Roseburg, Boseberg.
• 53:50
  Brian McFadden: Boseberg.
• 53:51
  Testecleese: Cosburg just got shut down by an appellate court about trying to
• 53:58
  Testecleese: get Trump for a contempt of court
• 54:00
  Testecleese: concerning not turning that plane to be illegal migrants around.
• 54:08
  Testecleese: Obviously the argument there is, if we turn the plane around now won't make it back to the United States, they'll all die.
• 54:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, who's gonna run a fuel.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Ron Pascoe: We've only got enough parachutes for the pilot and staff.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, apparently we're just shackling these people up and throwing them out of planes next to Spain, anyway. Because, you know, if I'm gonna throw people in the ocean to get rid of them, I'm gonna go all the way to Spain instead of like 7 miles out from where I took off right.
• 54:39
  Brian McFadden: Makes sense to me.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: Fucking idiots.
• 54:44
  Testecleese: All right. Christopher Ray is being
• 54:51
  Testecleese: referred to the Doj because of his whole Catholic thing.
• 54:55
  Testecleese: Remember what he said, like Catholics are extreme right wing. They're all extremists and terrorists.
• 55:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, didn't James Comer just really do a whole bunch of subpoenas for every Attorney general that's still living.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: I didn't see that, maybe.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: But here's the thing is when Ray said that all Catholics are extremists that was under Biden right.
• 55:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, it wasn't biden Catholic, at least, according to Biden.
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, according to Biden's Catholic. Yeah, he's a practicing Catholic that believes in abortion.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly which the Pope came out. Even Pope Francis is like, no, no, no, Catholics don't believe in abortion. That's just not right.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: So I mean.
• 55:39
  Ron Pascoe: Grew up in a blackberry.
• 55:41
  Testecleese: What?
• 55:42
  Ron Pascoe: I grew up, grew up in a black church. Remember.
• 55:45
  Testecleese: Yes, that's right, that's right.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: Yes, it was a black church, a Catholic black church which don't get me wrong. There are plenty of them. But when you.
• 55:54
  Ron Pascoe: Large Catholic Black Church.
• 55:56
  Testecleese: Usually. Yes, Irish Catholic, I believe Biden calls himself a room account Catholic.
• 56:03
  Brian McFadden: Is there a difference?
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there's more than one Pope.
• 56:10
  Brian McFadden: Not in America.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: Correct?
• 56:15
  Testecleese: How many folks are.
• 56:16
  El Guapo: America. How many folks are in America?
• 56:18
  El Guapo: Whoa!
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: None. We follow the Roman Pope.
• 56:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you're a Roman Catholic. But you could be this like 3 different I believe 3 different.
• 56:28
  El Guapo: Greek.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, orthodox. Yeah. And the Irish Catholics have their own Pope, too. I think.
• 56:33
  Brian McFadden: They don't call him Pope. I don't think.
• 56:36
  El Guapo: I thought it was separate, like entities, and like the orthodox, they don't got like structure, you know.
• 56:43
  Ron Pascoe: Like calling Patty.
• 56:44
  Testecleese: Cool, exactly.
• 56:48
  El Guapo: All right, Spotty, that eat a bowl.
• 57:01
  El Guapo: He has a potato and a can of beer.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me, too.
• 57:09
  Brian McFadden: He's drinking a foster.
• 57:10
  El Guapo: What!
• 57:16
  El Guapo: All green. You're like a dildo.
• 57:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we know you through the dildo.
• 57:24
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 57:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So here we got. You know.
• 57:27
  Ron Pascoe: 30 to 5.
• 57:27
  Brian McFadden: General Bondi. She's ordering prosecutors. Start a grand jury probe and Obama officials over Rustin investigation. Isn't this like all past the statute of Limitations type deal.
• 57:39
  Testecleese: No, we talked about this last week. The fact that they're still covering up means that they're still conspiring. It's still.
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: Now I remember that there was a little bit of alcohol consumed last week, so things kind of get blurry.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: Show that happens on this show, sometimes without.
• 57:52
  Brian McFadden: Just once in a while, not very often.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: I don't know what you would. I crack my 1st beer before the show starts.
• 57:58
  Brian McFadden: I was drinking for since 5 o'clock this afternoon, so.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 58:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. 5 o'clock, where Australia.
• 58:05
  Brian McFadden: No. 5 o'clock, United States East coast time.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see what happens with this. Where are you? Gonna try these people.
• 58:16
  Brian McFadden: That's the question. It better not be done in DC. Because if it's a DC grand jury, you're wasting your time and money.
• 58:24
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 58:26
  Testecleese: All right.
• 58:27
  Testecleese: Alright, I'm gonna relieve myself, Brian. Carry us into.
• 58:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, here we go. Big surprise surprise. Another Democrat is under criminal investigation for alleged mortgage fraud, because Senator Adam Schiff
• 58:43
  Brian McFadden: claim a Maryland home is his primary residence, even though he's a Senator of California where his primary home should be.
• 58:53
  Brian McFadden: So how does that work?
• 58:55
  Brian McFadden: You can't have 2 primary homes. The reason why people want to claim their home is primary when it comes to mortgages is the interest rate is a lot lower on the primary home compared to the secondary home.
• 59:11
  El Guapo: Alright. Here we go.
• 59:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, to go.
• 59:16
  Ron Pascoe: Or.
• 59:16
  El Guapo: Take a piss.
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he wanted. Yeah, yeah. So we're talking about Adam Schiff and his mortgage fraud
• 59:24
  Brian McFadden: and 2 primary homes, one in California, one in Maryland.
• 59:28
  El Guapo: He need to get arrested while he's above the law now
• 59:31
  El Guapo: he won't get arrested, but he should definitely then.
• 59:35
  Brian McFadden: Just bought some kind of punishment.
• 59:37
  El Guapo: Yeah. Kicked out of Congress.
• 59:39
  Brian McFadden: That's never gonna happen.
• 59:41
  El Guapo: Can you get sent? You.
• 59:43
  Brian McFadden: Citizens of California voted on the Senator, even though it was proven after the fact that everything he was trying to railroad trump, for in the 1st administration was bullshit. They still voted him as Senator.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: Here's the question. Here's a real question. That I think is the most pressing concerning this is how come Adam Schiff
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: looks like he's the guy, catching a load through a glory hole all the time.
• 1:00:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:00:12
  Ron Pascoe: Genetics. He's got good genes.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:00:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we talked about this last episode.
• 1:00:18
  El Guapo: I bet he put in the Wnba he could catch all the green, the all the green stuff.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, but just it, it looks it looks like he's perpetually sucking a dick the way his cheeks are all sunken in. It's like, and you can say he's straight. But you know that's what we call closeted right.
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:35
  Ron Pascoe: Honestly, I just got a vision, you know, at all the shows and the fairs that you've got, those clown heads that go backwards and force, and you put ping pong balls in them.
• 1:00:43
  Ron Pascoe: You ever seen them.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, and like the at the fair or the carnival.
• 1:00:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it looks like Adam Schiff with his mouth open. Have a think about it.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Ron Pascoe: Someone get a picture for you.
• 1:00:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, looks like I'm trying to catch a green dildo.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! That we maybe we need to do that with our AI for a thumbnail, because I I was genuinely thinking our thumbnail was, gonna be you holding the fastest can
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: might be Adam Schiff, catching a green dildo in his mouth.
• 1:01:15
  Ron Pascoe: Well, like a clown head. He he looks exactly like a clown head.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: All right. Oh, gosh, all right, Harry ended.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: He's the guy on Cnn that does the polling.
• 1:01:29
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: And.
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: Does anybody watch? Cnn.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: No, but I keep catch. I keep up on Harry Enton because he's like I'm just shocked by this like dude. You've done this for months now, and you're shocked.
• 1:01:41
  Brian McFadden: Nothing to be shocked about.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: At some point you have to realize this is the way things are. Yeah, right.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: But, he said, Trump's the most influential President in this century, and at least halfway back in the last century, and by that he meant and pointed out that he got more stuff done.
• 1:01:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: In in less time than anyone else.
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: And Cnn viewers hate reality so much. They demanding they fire this guy because apparently
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: that's going to change the reality
• 1:02:15
  Testecleese: because he won't be there to tell them it anymore.
• 1:02:18
  Brian McFadden: I mean, Trump's still getting stuff done, and we'll talk more about it.
• 1:02:22
  Testecleese: Fuck is going on.
• 1:02:23
  Brian McFadden: That's Ray again.
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: Sounds like sounds like someone's getting electrocuted.
• 1:02:28
  Brian McFadden: That's cute.
• 1:02:28
  Brian McFadden: It's getting electrocuted.
• 1:02:33
  Ron Pascoe: Overnight.
• 1:02:34
  El Guapo: No, but I I lean on my cable. That's what happened.
• 1:02:37
  Brian McFadden: You need a whole new cable headphone system.
• 1:02:41
  El Guapo: Alright! Whatever!
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: You're you're on your laptop right? Not your phone. Alright. I'm tempted to buy myself a new microphone here. If I send you this one. Will you use it?
• 1:02:53
  El Guapo: Microphone. This is the whole set, the set headset it just I keep leaning on the tape on the on top of the arm was rested on the cable. That's where Static came from.
• 1:03:05
  Brian McFadden: That was no static that sounded like somebody was dying.
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: It sounded like.
• 1:03:09
  Brian McFadden: Sounded like the green mile.
• 1:03:11
  Testecleese: Was it like that?
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, like you had somebody's feet in a bucket of water, and you had the jumper cables.
• 1:03:19
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:03:24
  Ron Pascoe: So warring! 1 0, 1.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: yeah. Anyway, back to Cnn. The the people that watch Cnn are all offended by like the numbers coming out, and they think that by like firing, the guy that's putting up the numbers will make the numbers go away.
• 1:03:42
  Brian McFadden: So like 2 people.
• 1:03:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, and they're all they're both octogenarians. They're they're on oxygen.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Octogenarian. That means they're 80 something 80 plus years old.
• 1:03:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, that explains all the commercials you see on Cnn about
• 1:04:04
  Brian McFadden: Mom in a great nursing home man.
• 1:04:09
  Ron Pascoe: But you forgot to mention.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: Your heart.
• 1:04:11
  Ron Pascoe: Full month subscription you forgot to mention. They got the free 12 month subscription.
• 1:04:16
  Testecleese: That? To what.
• 1:04:18
  Ron Pascoe: So your name.
• 1:04:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Cnn. Applies.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, that.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Got shut down because they were getting fewer viewers and listeners than we did.
• 1:04:30
  Brian McFadden: And they spent billions of dollars on that shit.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: What is this cost us a hundred dollars a year.
• 1:04:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we have more viewers than Cnn, plus.
• 1:04:44
  Testecleese: That didn't last long, did it? That was.
• 1:04:47
  Brian McFadden: A month.
• 1:04:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Go ahead. Chris.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: Oops. Well, it's because people that are 80
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: don't do the online thing. They don't do. The the vlogging, the podcast all of that we don't know. We're just gonna turn on Cnn, and it's fine.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: And by the way, the Democrats now are trying, they're taking the page on the Republicans notes
• 1:05:10
  Testecleese: trying to do the online presence. And you know I commend them for this.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: because at least they're like, Hey, we blew it.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: What can we do better. But the problem is yeah, they're doing the podcast and they go on like Newsom and Michelle Obama have their own podcasts. And they're having.
• 1:05:26
  Brian McFadden: Have you listened to any of those podcasts? They're so overproduced. There's so much bullshit. And they're boring as fuck.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: And then they put, but they still have the same talking points. So it's like you're getting these stupid talking points out to more people to make sure that. So now the guy.
• 1:05:40
  Brian McFadden: Wants to listen to Michelle. Obama and her brother talk about shit.
• 1:05:46
  Testecleese: Michelle, is it Michelle Obama? Well, hold on! They were together on the same show.
• 1:05:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:52
  Ron Pascoe: But so they're.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: Same price.
• 1:05:54
  Brian McFadden: Apparently not.
• 1:05:56
  Ron Pascoe: More. It's taller.
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: Big Mike.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, well, yeah, they're still putting up the same
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: talking points like. So now you just get your your terrible message out to more people. And now the guy wasn't paying attention.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: Who clicks on it at work
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: goes. This is what the fuck you guys want to do.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: It's like, no wonder why everyone else is saying that I'm fucking crazy voting for you guys.
• 1:06:22
  Brian McFadden: You know it's getting bad when you got an ABC alum. Admitting that news is biased against trump.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Ron Pascoe: Send me that reporter who got stubbed, too, was he?
• 1:06:33
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he got candle with this stuff. And I was like, Yeah, no, you're right. We absolutely hate trump. And
• 1:06:38
  Ron Pascoe: thank you.
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: Well, it wasn't it might be in here. We might have talked about last week. Oh, okay. So it was. Last week the view
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: had something like a hundred 6 Liberal guests on their show last year, and not one Republican guest.
• 1:06:59
  Brian McFadden: And has anybody noticed that the view is not on the air right now? It went into an emergency hiatus.
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: Now this every year, this this become a thing, the right wings, though. Are they getting canceled?
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: No, they they get some time off every year, like everyone else, does, come on.
• 1:07:15
  Brian McFadden: Everybody else calls it a vacation.
• 1:07:19
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but the Republicans are calling it. Quote, well, hiatus she
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: was it. Joy Behar was like, Oh, yeah, it's our, you know. We got like one more episode left before whatever.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: And everyone's flipping out that the show's been canceled like, yeah, no, no.
• 1:07:36
  Brian McFadden: Let's hope so.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: Society will be better without the view.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: I agree, and it's 40.
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: Don't maybe bring start bringing back view clips for every show.
• 1:07:46
  Testecleese: We might have to. We'll we'll be recently put something on X
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: talking shit about Sydney Sweeney, and not because of eugenics, like everyone else says she's like put some clothes on, you know. This is this is disgusting. Show some respect for yourself, Sydney Sweeney responded with a picture of Whoopi when Whoopi was young.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, just like a sheet, just a sheet covering parts of her boys like, isn't this you.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: I bet we'll be. Didn't reply back to that, either.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: It's not.
• 1:08:14
  Ron Pascoe: And look at Basket Robbins, now taking full advantage of Sidney Sweeney.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: What they do.
• 1:08:21
  Ron Pascoe: They got a commercial with them now.
• 1:08:24
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 1:08:24
  Testecleese: No kidding. She's got another commercial deal after.
• 1:08:27
  Ron Pascoe: Bastard, Robbins.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: Good for Sydney Sweeney. Then it came out that she's a registered Republican. Everyone got even more offended. I'm like, who cares?
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: They got a pretty girl to wear jeans to sell their product like. At least it's not some fucking like 320 pound woman going big is beautiful, you know.
• 1:08:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they. They made a ice cream product after
• 1:08:53
  Brian McFadden: an old Ad. Nebraska robins is an old ad.
• 1:08:58
  Ron Pascoe: A new one, mate. After it. They'll come out a new one. I think I was watching today.
• 1:09:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, I could be wrong.
• 1:09:07
  Brian McFadden: Here I'm gonna share real quick. What the hell!
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: Hmm!
• 1:09:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. Apparently her dms got blown up by a whole bunch of other celebrities trying to date her because they found out that her relationship ended.
• 1:09:22
  Testecleese: Alright, here we go. Let's let's see her baskin Robbins ad.
• 1:09:25
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's the one.
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: Oh, it's resurface. There you go.
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: That's so cool.
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it can be.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Summer's looking sweet at Baskin Robbins.
• 1:09:44
  Testecleese: Well, now, the commercial.
• 1:09:45
  Ron Pascoe: So is making the rounds on.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Why does genies look stoned.
• 1:09:50
  El Guapo: Are you serious?
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Cindy Sweeney. Her eyes don't open all the way. She always looks like she's baked out of her mind.
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: Probably was stoned.
• 1:10:00
  Ron Pascoe: You know, the best thing about it is all about they're posting that they go into their bloody
• 1:10:06
  Ron Pascoe: What's the name of the outlet that's got the genes.
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: American Eagle.
• 1:10:12
  Brian McFadden: Swear.
• 1:10:13
  Ron Pascoe: They went in there spent like crazy. They said.
• 1:10:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, some pictures of what they bought go for it. Don't they realize the left realize that people are over there. Bullshit. Now, whatever they're going to do to counter anything cancel anyone. People spend money.
• 1:10:30
  Testecleese: He's written article how the right exploded over this, and I'm like, no, they didn't. They were just responding to people calling this Nazi propaganda.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: you know. It's like the left went lost. Their minds. Even congresswomen were like, this is Nazi propaganda. The thing is, if you notice, it's always some freaking, hideous fat troll
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: saying, this stuff it's like that's because no one wants to fuck you. Okay.
• 1:10:54
  Ron Pascoe: You see the AI generated stuff that came out from it.
• 1:11:00
  Ron Pascoe: You know what
• 1:11:01
  Ron Pascoe: the club shirt they carry out. They go. We've got some ugly women on the left, but we want equal representation, too.
• 1:11:08
  El Guapo: Baseball.
• 1:11:08
  Brian McFadden: They should go into politics, because that's what Russia always used to say that politics was for ugly women.
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: Wow! That's cold.
• 1:11:18
  Ron Pascoe: Unless you're not saying for me. So.
• 1:11:21
  Brian McFadden: Even Stephen Colbert, who we don't necessarily agree with, has come out and said that the Ad. The Sydney Sweeney ads are
• 1:11:30
  Brian McFadden: an overreaction, the reaction to them.
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Like even Stephen Colbert. Apparently he forgot he got canceled because he stopped ripping cbs paramount and trump apart for a day was like, Yeah, for a day was like, Oh, come on, guys like, oh, they put a big titted broad in the commercial.
• 1:11:53
  Testecleese: It's like jeez. Maybe they're trying to sell something, because we all know sex sells right.
• 1:11:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it does cool.
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: Just like when Victoria's secret had the the fat girls and the.
• 1:12:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we got in trouble for that one.
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the the young.
• 1:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Trouble from our own spouses.
• 1:12:13
  Brian McFadden: Wise, all right.
• 1:12:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Rick, does it.
• 1:12:16
  Testecleese: Oh, I remember, too. I was like
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: I was like damn, except for that giant dolphin forehead.
• 1:12:23
  Brian McFadden: And the crossed eyes.
• 1:12:23
  Testecleese: She's pretty hot.
• 1:12:27
  Brian McFadden: She had down syndrome.
• 1:12:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: well, I mean.
• 1:12:36
  Testecleese: let's be real. The reason the reason why you put people in your commercials to sell your product is you want to.
• 1:12:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: That person like who wants to have down syndrome right.
• 1:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: Let's be real. Who wants to weigh 280 pounds, you know. Like.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: unless you're a bodybuilder, nobody.
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: And who's listening to Howard stern anymore?
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Nobody.
• 1:13:00
  Ron Pascoe: Everybody.
• 1:13:01
  Brian McFadden: And I heard his contract was ridiculous. He's only doing like 3 shows a week. Now. There's no way Xm is serious, is making money off what they're paying. Howard stern.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know they cancel this contract to code allegedly, allegedly.
• 1:13:20
  Brian McFadden: Mean. Yeah, he he went off the deep end with Covid happened.
• 1:13:25
  Brian McFadden: and he didn't leave his house for like 3 years.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: and the easy thing is, he used to be the shark Jock, who would do anything and like just say whatever he wanted. And now he's so worried about offending his liberal
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: millionaire friends.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, 100 million dollars a year.
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: And he went from like 25 million listeners to like. It's under 200,000 now.
• 1:13:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because he's on Sirius Xm. And you know you gotta.
• 1:13:56
  Testecleese: Listeners.
• 1:13:58
  Brian McFadden: No, because not everybody has serious. Xm.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can get it somewhere else. I'm sure you can get it on spotify.
• 1:14:07
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, they offered him a deal he cannot accept.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: In terms of a pay cut and.
• 1:14:13
  Brian McFadden: Bye-bye, bye, bye, John, hard, stern.
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: I mean he's 71 dude like. Just retire. Take your pile of money, and just go away. You know.
• 1:14:26
  Ron Pascoe: That's it. Shit becomes stale after a while. You know what I mean.
• 1:14:31
  Ron Pascoe: People think. Oh, yeah, there it is again, doing the same old shit. It's like looking at Madonna videos.
• 1:14:36
  Ron Pascoe: It's a slightly old stuff.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is how it started to change it up heavily when Trump showed up, but it turned into, I hate trump versus.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: Let's just be the guy who shakes stuff up, you know.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: He could have easily done a show that didn't exclusively go after Trump Haters.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: because right right away. You cut your audience in more by more than half.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: because Trump won the Presidency. More people voted for trump than didn't you know.
• 1:15:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, 100%.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: That's something I tried to explain to my sister when I saw her in Pennsylvania. Like everyone, hates trump. How come more people voted for him than didn't.
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: It was like, what's because they're stupid. I was like, well, you could say they're stupid, but they still like him, which means more that not nobody likes them.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: And then, you know, I brought up point A point B or whatever, and she would agree with them like, well, these are points, arguments, and I'll bring up other points that she hated, which were Biden and Obama's arguments, and she said, Well, that's not the point, like it is literally the point. You don't know what you're voting for, you know.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: but she's a default. Democrat grew up in Massachusetts. Never never left the State except for a vacation
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: has no idea what's really happening.
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: Can only watch the Cnn.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Actually, I doubt she watches scene, and I doubt she watches the news at all. I bet she just sees clips come across her news feed on Facebook.
• 1:16:06
  Brian McFadden: Tick, tock.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: Yeah or tick tock exactly.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Well, she tried to tell me that eggs are up under trump, and I was like, 1st of all, they're not. Because why am I paying more? I was like you got 12 chickens. Why are you buying eggs? 1st of all.
• 1:16:20
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: Mass, that's it's doing something to your chicken cost, not the United States.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Look, Brian, when was the last time you bought eggs.
• 1:16:35
  Brian McFadden: It's been a few years because I've had chickens for a while now.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, and but they poop on egg every day. Eats chicken right?
• 1:16:42
  Brian McFadden: Not the not every chicken. Every day we're getting about 3 to 4 eggs a day.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's more eggs than you can eat right.
• 1:16:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. I remember when we had 6 chickens up north.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: it was more chickens than we knew what to do with. We were getting anywhere between like you said 4. And like 7 eggs a day.
• 1:17:02
  Testecleese: I'm like, Okay, so eat even if you eat eggs every day, it's still too many eggs, you know.
• 1:17:08
  Brian McFadden: I don't eat eggs every day.
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. So what are you doing with all these eggs?
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: You're giving them to your neighbors and your friends, aren't you?
• 1:17:16
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm selling.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Are you selling them? You got like a farm stand going, or what.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: No, I would take them to the Vfw. And sell them there.
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: Shoot. Are you paying taxes on that.
• 1:17:26
  El Guapo: Of course it does.
• 1:17:28
  Brian McFadden: It's a donation we're receiving for our eggs.
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, so you can.
• 1:17:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Testecleese: We were giving away to our friends and family like, Oh, yeah, he's like 2 dozen eggs.
• 1:17:44
  Brian McFadden: Why wouldn't give away?
• 1:17:45
  Brian McFadden: It's some fair family members, too, you know. But yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: And we had to make a point like, don't wash them.
• 1:17:51
  Brian McFadden: No hell, no.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: They're like what I was like. You can leave them on your counter for like 6 months.
• 1:17:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they last forever. If you don't want.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: As soon as you wash them, need to refrigerate them, and they're only there for a couple of weeks.
• 1:18:01
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:18:03
  Brian McFadden: We don't wash them and still put them in the refrigerator. So they New Year.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: We started making Quiche
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: because we don't know what to do. We don't know what to do with all these eggs. So like, let's just make quiche pie egg pies, you know.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, what she's like. Oh, the eggs are up like, how do you know what an egg cost? It's like. If you're
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: you're not getting eggs you got, you're doing something wrong with your chickens here.
• 1:18:28
  Brian McFadden: And she's she still got the last chicken I gave away before I left Massachusetts.
• 1:18:34
  Brian McFadden: We just got a couple new baby semi baby chicks on my birthday. So come Christmas. We'll have 7 laying hens.
• 1:18:44
  Testecleese: Hmm! Alright!
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: I thought it was 6 eggs, 6 hens of laying 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 mockingbirds, and a park in a pear tree.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Maybe one will die between now and.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:19:02
  Testecleese: did you? Did you guys see this interview? Jim Acosta did with a a dead Parkland high and.
• 1:19:10
  Brian McFadden: AI, all about the AI.
• 1:19:13
  Testecleese: Well, yes, obviously he didn't resurrect the dead. He's not. He's not.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Are you there.
• 1:19:20
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:19:22
  Ron Pascoe: It was T.
• 1:19:23
  Ron Pascoe: This is cool.
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: English.
• 1:19:27
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:19:27
  Ron Pascoe: Right? Anyone is gonna use.
• 1:19:29
  Brian McFadden: It's bad for AI, too, you know. And this is kind of the thing that people have been worrying about. AI since AI became AI.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: Well, the video is terrible, and it's AI like, Oh, you know, these were his thoughts, like the kid was 17 years old. Okay.
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: He would be 25 one day. His parents.
• 1:19:51
  Testecleese: No, I'm gonna kind of sparing some slack brief will make you do crazy things. They created an AI of their son on his 25th
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: birthday. Right?
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: But Jim Acosta, man like 1st of all.
• 1:20:06
  Ron Pascoe: Took full advantage.
• 1:20:07
  Testecleese: Well, you
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: politics change as you age up. Once you come of age, you realize the world around you, you know.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: typically speaking.
• 1:20:16
  Brian McFadden: I just think, Jim Acosta, it needs to be canceled, too, because he's useless.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: He did get canceled he got. Was it Cnn. Or Msnbc he worked at? Now he's is online thing.
• 1:20:28
  Brian McFadden: Cnn. You got canceled from Cnn.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Brian McFadden: And I, but I just saw part of his show. He had James Carville on the show.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised.
• 1:20:38
  Brian McFadden: Put the 2 of them together. Woo! It's riveting television.
• 1:20:43
  Ron Pascoe: They were kind of pushing the 2 Am. Spot, weren't they?
• 1:20:46
  Ron Pascoe: The 12? The 2 Am. Slot. That's where he was going, and he said, No pull in.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:20:54
  Ron Pascoe: I I saw I was thinking, mate, honestly when I 1st saw it. My 1st impressions were, how low can one person go to get ratings and push propaganda all. He was just trying to push this against the Second Amendment rights.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: He's stepping on the bodies of dead children to get his point across. And it's like dude. What the fuck dude like we all know. The only reason why you should resurrect the dead of children is for sex right.
• 1:21:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't know that.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: Oh, you can't do that. How old is John Benet Ramsey?
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: I might. I might need to do a destroys. I might. I think I need to call up Hillary Clinton's team to destroy some hard drives for me. Then.
• 1:21:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I see the point you're getting at, mate.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: Well, it's just, it's it's terrible. And you guys completely missed the joke that I was trying to make about how you know.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: Well, it's not actually jerking off to kids.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: because, you know, it's an AI version of them.
• 1:21:51
  Brian McFadden: I I don't want to.
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: You guys, are you guys are all like, Wow, what the fuck is the wrong matter with you, Guy.
• 1:21:57
  Ron Pascoe: No, I'll get the point. You're coming at, mate, looking at that video like that. Interview it? How could you call an interview? It? It was just
• 1:22:05
  Ron Pascoe: discussing at its best.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Brian, bring it up. Let's let's let's see some of it. I I'm pretty sure it's in that article. Now.
• 1:22:13
  Brian McFadden: Who is that?
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not, or either. But.
• 1:22:16
  Ron Pascoe: Court in some way. Someone should throw a lot of civil seed on this brick.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: For what though?
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: For what?
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: All his parents, all his parents, Aaron signed up on it.
• 1:22:27
  Ron Pascoe: If I was a solicitor, mate, I'd probably give you a thousand reasons. But.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: Oh, it's funny. Yeah, but you can't. You can't just sue someone. I mean, you can. But you'll lose. It's funny you, said James Carbo, because I opened up the article, and there's a big
• 1:22:40
  Testecleese: play, me thing of a
• 1:22:43
  Testecleese: a cost that talking to Carville, talking about trying to fix the 26 midterms.
• 1:22:49
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:22:51
  Brian McFadden: I don't see the AI thing in here. I could be missing it.
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: All right. Well, let me do a better search.
• 1:23:02
  Ron Pascoe: Carwell got a bit of strife as well. What he said about Melania.
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: Who who said something about Melania.
• 1:23:10
  Ron Pascoe: James Carr will try to infer that Milani was involved with the Epstein files.
• 1:23:16
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Imply.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: Someone implies you. And you infer
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: basically what you got from it.
• 1:23:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: I don't know. Just like they like we need to deport, Melania things like she's a citizen, you know that right.
• 1:23:34
  Ron Pascoe: Just because she has an accent doesn't mean she's not a citizen.
• 1:23:38
  Ron Pascoe: and she can speak people 7 languages, can't she?
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, something like that, like the woman's a genius, and I don't know. I guess she used to be a supermodel, but
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: I don't see it. But that's in general, because I think these supermodels in general are just way too skinny. Yeah, I wish we would go back to the late eighties early nineties.
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: Oh, models with like when you have like Kathy Island, and only.
• 1:24:04
  Ron Pascoe: So I think.
• 1:24:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, shoot. What's her name there? The one that's on the New Star Trek series. She used to be on the librarians. She was married
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: Rebecca Romaine.
• 1:24:16
  Brian McFadden: Interviewed the artificially animated.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: Like they actually they got curves. You know what I mean. They don't.
• 1:24:21
  El Guapo: You know, you know why models are skinny now.
• 1:24:24
  Brian McFadden: With a gun control group.
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: All right. What's who's skinny?
• 1:24:26
  El Guapo: Why models? Why supermodels are skinny.
• 1:24:30
  Testecleese: Because apparently.
• 1:24:32
  El Guapo: Easy to undress and dress them up again, for, like a next event.
• 1:24:37
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, really quickly.
• 1:24:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Testecleese: But they're not attractive, and I.
• 1:24:41
  El Guapo: It was easy to like. So that's why supermodels are skinny, because easy to undress them and dress them up for the next cup walk. So.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. But typically speaking, supermarkets aren't doing the catwalk. But here we go.
• 1:24:55
  Brian McFadden: It was a little digging, but I found it.
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Testecleese: Oh, it's muted.
• 1:25:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry the chance to interview Joaquin, whose nickname was Guac. I've talked about him on the show.
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: Before knowing Manny for several years now I consider him to be a good friend, so of course, I took him up on the opportunity. So here's that interview, using artificial intelligence as well as a conversation I had with Manny about this experience to connect with Guac. Take a look
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: all right. If you want to share anything or have questions, I'm all ears. Just let me know.
• 1:25:30
  Brian McFadden: Joaquin.
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: Jim Acosta. I was wondering if you could tell me what happened to you. I appreciate your curiosity.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: I was taken from this world too soon, due to gun violence while at school. It's important to talk about these issues, so we can create a safer future for everyone. What would you like to know more about
• 1:25:46
  Brian McFadden: Joaquin? I would like to know what your solution would be for gun violence. Here we go. Great question. I believe, in a mix of stronger gun control laws, mental health support and community engagement. We need to create safe spaces for conversations.
• 1:26:04
  Testecleese: Culture of kindness and understanding. What do you think about that? I think that's a great idea, Joaquin. We.
• 1:26:10
  Brian McFadden: Definitely need more of that. What I learned. I'm so glad you think we can create a world where everyone feels safe and supported anything else I would like to know more about.
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: That they can only notice something that was already put into the. I'm all about.
• 1:26:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: And living life to the fullest. I cherish my family and friends, and always try to spread joy wherever I go. Though my life was cut short. I want to keep inspiring others to connect and advocate for change.
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: Joaquin, tell everybody a little bit about yourself, like what's your favorite sport? I love basketball. It's such a fun way to connect with friends and show off some skills plus. There's nothing like the thrill of a good game. Guac, I want to know what your favorite basketball team is. I'd probably go with the Miami heat. They have such a passionate fan base and an exciting playing style. How about you? Do you have a favorite basketball player?
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I definitely like Lebron. James. Oh, of course, right.
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: Lebron is incredible. His skills on the court and his leadership off it are truly inspiring.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: He's made really inspiring game, and.
• 1:27:16
  Brian McFadden: Beyond definitely. Whenever, whenever Lebron is playing, I always have to watch him. Hey, watch.
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: What about movies or TV shows? Did you like a, was there a movie that you liked?
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: I love a good movie one that really resonates with me is, remember the Titans. It's all about teamwork overcoming adversity.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: Can't believe you would dig up a.
• 1:27:39
  Brian McFadden: A poor dead kid to to push.
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: Your political agenda, like.
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: That's all it's about. It's about agenda.
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: Are there no lines left.
• 1:27:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: It's disgusting dude. And again, the Kid would have been 25 on this.
• 1:28:01
  Brian McFadden: The AI did suck, but.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: Shit. Oh, my God! And who who put these talking points? The Kid obviously didn't put these talking points into
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: this. AI.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: No, his parents did.
• 1:28:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: I just I!
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Even the left, is ripping this apart for being garbage.
• 1:28:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we lost! O Guapo! Huh!
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: He's around somewhere, I'm sure. He muted himself and walked away.
• 1:28:35
  Brian McFadden: And turned off his video.
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: Well, it's great.
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: He's probably beating his kids.
• 1:28:39
  Ron Pascoe: We'll probably doing the rewiring.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:28:45
  Testecleese: Well, Cbs is looking at more trouble. Now, one of the local stations in Boston.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: shoot. Here's the funny thing is, I used to watch this news station growing up.
• 1:28:57
  Testecleese: Of course I can't find it now.
• 1:28:59
  Brian McFadden: They're too late.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she got demoted and basically lost her job for being too white. And now she's suing the network. I was like, you're in New. You're in Boston. Good luck winning you're not allowed to hate me because I'm white argument. You know what I mean.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: But she might win if she can prove that. That's why they fired her.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: See, this is what sucks is. Some of these articles I get on my phone.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: I share over here, but I'm not.
• 1:29:27
  Brian McFadden: And you can't get back into them again.
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: Not on the computer, because I haven't gone and clicked. Whatever it is, my Google name, or whatever the hell it is.
• 1:29:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: I want to say wk, Qv. But that I'm pretty sure that's the
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: radio station I listen to here.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Wgbh, maybe greater Bloss, greater Boston something.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: but either way she's upset that she got canned for being white, I'm like, that sucks for you like maybe you shouldn't have pushed all this woke shit.
• 1:30:02
  Testecleese: and maybe you wouldn't have lost your job for being too white.
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: We'll see what happens. Cbs, once it got taken over by paramount, is not looking to get sued anymore.
• 1:30:16
  Brian McFadden: That's why they settled the trump suit.
• 1:30:18
  Testecleese: Exactly, and he has a funny thing about this whole.
• 1:30:24
  Testecleese: you know, too white, anti-white, etc, etc.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: It turns out black Americans and Hispanic Americans
• 1:30:32
  Testecleese: believe that they're more likely to be discriminated against because it's Dei than white people.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:30:41
  Brian McFadden: Total sense to me.
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, let's look at the numbers here.
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: 40% of black adults, 33% of Hispanic adults say, Dei backfires compared to the 25% of white adults.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: And it's the whole. It's the argument we've been hearing before.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: You hear that. You know, this airline
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: is making it a point to hire more black women.
• 1:31:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:07
  Testecleese: And you're like, Oh, well, how are they doing that like? Well, they're they're pushing aside all these other people that are qualified because they're not black women.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: And so, you see a black woman flying a plane? Was she actually qualified, or did she get the job? Because she's a black woman
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: and.
• 1:31:23
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: That's exactly what these folks are saying. It's like, no people are now looking at us like, Did did you earn the job, or did you get handed this or that? Didn't earn it? Idea.
• 1:31:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. You didn't earn it.
• 1:31:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And we have the same standards for everyone you're gonna say, all right. Well, they can do the job just like when New York way back. Shit!
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: When we 1st started the show, and we were doing it in your backyard. We were talking about New York City.
• 1:31:48
  Brian McFadden: New York. City.
• 1:31:50
  Testecleese: New York. City.
• 1:31:51
  Brian McFadden: Where El Paso's from.
• 1:31:53
  Testecleese: Say, we're selling hot sauce now with our salsa
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: but they lowered the standards for women to be firefighters.
• 1:32:00
  Brian McFadden: Nope. It backfired.
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's like you. Okay? So this woman only had to carry a 50 pound sack of sand down 2 flights of stairs.
• 1:32:09
  Testecleese: It's like, How's she gonna get me out of the building?
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: And it caused such a problem and not just with people saying what the fuck but women weren't being.
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: They were hiring 140 pound women.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: Did you search and rescue and fires?
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: Guapo? Could a hundred 30 pound woman carry you out of a two-story building.
• 1:32:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:32:33
  Testecleese: Is that because.
• 1:32:34
  El Guapo: 40.
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: I'll say is that because you weigh a hundred pounds more than they do.
• 1:32:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Testecleese: And here's the thing. I only weigh a buck 80, but I guarantee you I could pick you up and carry you.
• 1:32:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, because so I mean, those are the.
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: Shoulders to hold you. I have more fast switch muscle tissue in my legs. I have denser bones, denser muscle.
• 1:32:58
  El Guapo: Shows us a beautiful pressure. So.
• 1:33:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it spreads out because I'm gonna do a fireman carry. I don't know if you guys know what that is. But.
• 1:33:07
  El Guapo: Hello, fireman, Kerry.
• 1:33:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, which is funny.
• 1:33:11
  El Guapo: See, you'll be over there. That's kind of cool.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: It's funny because I want Fireman Scary on the wrestling team.
• 1:33:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:17
  Ron Pascoe: And give them a roll, and start with a body on the ground.
• 1:33:20
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's even more difficult, exactly when someone's unconscious on the ground.
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: It's actually more difficult to pick them up. Put them on your shoulders than it is someone who's actually resisting being picked up.
• 1:33:31
  Ron Pascoe: But I've been trained how to do it. You roll over them and drag them with you. As you get to your feet. You pick them up with your legs.
• 1:33:39
  Testecleese: Ow! You see, here's the thing is unconscious man on the ground.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: I'm gonna grab their wrist right?
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: I'm going to lace my arm under their body through their legs.
• 1:33:50
  Testecleese: get down in a squat position and stand up
• 1:33:55
  Testecleese: and then boom! They're gonna be across my shoulders and carry them down like like they're Jesus the cross that Jesus carried. You know.
• 1:34:03
  Ron Pascoe: You're like a crucifix here.
• 1:34:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:06
  Ron Pascoe: There's a technique that can do it. And someone's like twice your size.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I doubt whether a small lady could do it.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is she just? And you know what if if the woman is 6, 2
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: 190 pounds, and you're good. Let's do this
• 1:34:24
  Testecleese: cool. You can do the job. You are hired, but don't lower the standards that might cost someone else their life.
• 1:34:31
  Testecleese: Because you want more women on the job.
• 1:34:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:34:36
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: Well, looks like trump is threatening India with a 50% tariff.
• 1:34:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: For because they bought oil from Russia.
• 1:34:46
  El Guapo: Hell? Yeah. Why not?
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: Well, I agree. And here's the thing is, I heard from a lot of people that go. The only nation not being tariffed by trump is Russia that's against trump.
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: Said, we're not buying from Russia at all anymore.
• 1:35:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, so it's.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: So what's the point of a hundred percent tariff on 0 is still 0, right?
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm like, fuck people idiots to.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: But isn't that why Putin's coming to the peace table.
• 1:35:14
  Testecleese: Because.
• 1:35:16
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: Trump's gonna meet Trump and Putin are gonna meet in Alaska in a couple.
• 1:35:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he meant by the table coming to the table.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's saying.
• 1:35:29
  Testecleese: he's saying that India is like, basically he's trying to set up an embargo on Russia.
• 1:35:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: Nobody on the plans to do business with Russia.
• 1:35:37
  El Guapo: I never even thought.
• 1:35:38
  Brian McFadden: He's been trying to do that for a while.
• 1:35:40
  El Guapo: That's genius of trump.
• 1:35:42
  Testecleese: Yes, it is. It's like, Okay, India fuck you. We're gonna 50% tariff that's doubling the tariff on India.
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: And India is claiming like, Oh, well, you know, the deal was already in place. It's like, yeah, okay, this war has been going on for fucking years.
• 1:35:56
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: And now you're well. It was already in place. So what? You couldn't
• 1:36:02
  Testecleese: even break your contract. Who who's going to enforce
• 1:36:06
  Testecleese: the Bra? The break of contract against India. If they say we're not gonna buy your oil anymore.
• 1:36:14
  Ron Pascoe: Hey!
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: Well cut, cut Russia's money off. Maybe they'll stop fighting Ukraine right.
• 1:36:22
  Ron Pascoe: Sure, but.
• 1:36:22
  Testecleese: That's why
• 1:36:24
  Testecleese: that's why we blew up or not. We, the Americans. I genuinely thought we blew up that pipeline at the beginning. From what I've seen now, though. Well, Germany has put out warrants for the arrest of 2 Ukrainian nationals.
• 1:36:41
  El Guapo: Yes, they used to get worse.
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: While ago.
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: for which I thought it was us, because, like 2 days before this thing blew up, we were out there doing training exercises, using seals, doing diving operations like they were obviously planting explosives, you know, right? And they blamed Russia.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: I'm like, why why would Russia blow up their own pipeline. If they want to cut off the oil, they just close the valve.
• 1:37:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, too much. Work. So yeah.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: Too much work to close the valve versus diving down and blowing up the pipeline.
• 1:37:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Ron Pascoe: The Russians didn't do that.
• 1:37:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, there, they're funding this war by selling oil.
• 1:37:23
  Brian McFadden: That's the only thing that's keeping their economy going.
• 1:37:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's right. That's the only thing they've got.
• 1:37:31
  Ron Pascoe: The world doesn't want anything else from Russia.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, can, can anyone name anything made in Russia?
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: There you go. Petroleum products.
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: Now we are.
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Camera
• 1:37:47
  Testecleese: I didn't realize the Russians were making were collecting fish eggs like France.
• 1:37:51
  El Guapo: Rajallah.
• 1:37:52
  El Guapo: All of these eggs.
• 1:37:55
  Ron Pascoe: What sorts of your own.
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: Guys here, I'm breaking up, too, or just me.
• 1:38:03
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: No, he's breaking up. You're breaking up.
• 1:38:06
  Brian McFadden: Bringing them back.
• 1:38:10
  El Guapo: Still breaking.
• 1:38:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:12
  Ron Pascoe: But.
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: All right. Well, well, Trump's also going to put a hundred percent tariff on computer chips.
• 1:38:18
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:38:20
  Testecleese: And it's funny because the headlines, as unless they start building in the United States so well, then, it wouldn't. They wouldn't be applicable to the fucking tariff if they built it here. Right? Tariffs are only on imported goods.
• 1:38:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: And I think this is a hundred percent necessary. We need to start making our own computer chips and
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: superconductors here in the States because Taiwan is going to be invaded by China. And
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: do we really want to get into a giant global war over Taiwan.
• 1:38:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: You say yes.
• 1:38:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. We promised to protect them.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: The thing is, if the United States gets involved, then.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: according to the the NATO stuff.
• 1:39:07
  El Guapo: The rest of NATO is supposed to get involved, too? Right? Yeah.
• 1:39:11
  Testecleese: Does Australia want to go to war with China?
• 1:39:15
  Ron Pascoe: Over in Taiwan, far away.
• 1:39:22
  Ron Pascoe: John is building their bloody beltry on us.
• 1:39:25
  Ron Pascoe: I've noticed.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: They're they're they're they're about to encircle your entire fucking continent with the warships. You know that right.
• 1:39:34
  Ron Pascoe: Well our stupid Liberal Government.
• 1:39:36
  Ron Pascoe: They turned around and hot lent or loosed out the port of Darwin, which is a major bloody port
• 1:39:43
  Ron Pascoe: for not only goods, but for military purposes.
• 1:39:47
  Ron Pascoe: We sit in the Chinese for 99 years.
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:39:52
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, how is this helping Australia? What? What? They made a couple of 1 billion dollars for a hundred years
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: of not having a major military port.
• 1:40:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they're polys. That's that's where the main supply. If anything happens in a war
• 1:40:09
  Ron Pascoe: where our main supplies to be coming from.
• 1:40:12
  Brian McFadden: China.
• 1:40:12
  Ron Pascoe: The port of Darwin, because it takes to be at the end of the rest of Australia.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now they're not going to, because China's controlling it right.
• 1:40:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: And not.
• 1:40:22
  Ron Pascoe: So you're struggling, trying to get back, or
• 1:40:25
  Ron Pascoe: special terms they got in the contract that they can take it back anytime under defense purposes
• 1:40:32
  Ron Pascoe: which they shouldn't have done. In the 1st place, that's where a lot of us bases were coming, or like troops now coming through the port of Darwin.
• 1:40:40
  Testecleese: I'm not sure where that is, but that might have been where I stopped, and I'm not sure.
• 1:40:46
  Ron Pascoe: That one might.
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: I don't know. Where. Where did I stop? Probably.
• 1:40:49
  Brian McFadden: Perth.
• 1:40:50
  Testecleese: Okay. So oh, you're right. It was Perth.
• 1:40:53
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 1:40:54
  Testecleese: And it's funny is, I remember I put out to a friend of.
• 1:40:58
  El Guapo: The repeat offenders there is named David, the one legged man.
• 1:41:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, copy.
• 1:41:04
  Testecleese: Well, I said something about getting to watch an Australian guy fight.
• 1:41:09
  El Guapo: Box a kangaroo.
• 1:41:12
  El Guapo: and he's like, I know you're full of shit because we haven't done that for tourists in like 70 years, or I was like.
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: I came in a military base. This was not a tourist
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: thing. This was a special access thing. He's like, Oh, yeah, no, actually, that possibly makes sense. He and I have been friends since actually.
• 1:41:31
  Ron Pascoe: Hope he's getting grass, kicking contests.
• 1:41:34
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, that kangaroo is a fucking monster! Are you kidding me? That thing kicked that guy once he was not okay.
• 1:41:43
  Ron Pascoe: Realize how powerful and dangerous the kangaroos are.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: They had 2. I'm not fist fighting one of them, giant. What do they call the giant ones?
• 1:41:53
  Ron Pascoe: Big red.
• 1:41:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, big. Okay, there you go. Big gray. Yeah, those things.
• 1:42:00
  Testecleese: Their biceps are like my fucking quadricep. They're enormous.
• 1:42:06
  Ron Pascoe: I think it's 7 foot.
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, they look like they've been in the gym for 20 years, you know.
• 1:42:14
  Ron Pascoe: Stand up. Then they stand up. Then you worry.
• 1:42:19
  Testecleese: Just like that crazy basset. That video that went viral. And the guy went out there fist fought one because it like had his dog in a headlock. I'd be like sucks to be you, doggie, you know.
• 1:42:31
  Ron Pascoe: That's what realise. When the kangaroo is better. He's better, boy.
• 1:42:35
  Ron Pascoe: He puts his openings on his tail.
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, and pooch is entire body weight. Look at the size of them. Hind quarters on those things.
• 1:42:44
  Ron Pascoe: They're calling in their mind.
• 1:42:48
  Testecleese: You are breaking up something nasty. Maybe we need Japan to set up their new Internet connection for the entire world. Huh?
• 1:42:55
  Ron Pascoe: We just got bad weather, mate. Put me in for a storm again.
• 1:42:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: So someone at Cnn told Scott Jennings
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: that all these diners are closing down because of Doge.
• 1:43:15
  El Guapo: Yes, yes, and no.
• 1:43:18
  Testecleese: Yes and no. It's not Doge that. Shut down the diners. It's the fact that you don't have another 10,000 people working in DC. Going out to eat.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: Yes, and also because they increase the the minimum wage, too.
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, I thought, trickle down. They even use the term trickle down.
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: Oh, it trickles down, I thought. Trickle down. Economics wasn't a real thing.
• 1:43:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's a real thing.
• 1:43:43
  El Guapo: But they don't want to admit it, because.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: But you can't.
• 1:43:46
  El Guapo: Against they used to against Reagan.
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you can't say trickle down. Economics isn't real, and then say, Well, the economics aren't trickling down anymore. It's like, well, I thought it never was.
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: and this is exactly what it is now. There's few people to go out and eat lunch.
• 1:44:00
  El Guapo: Well, the thing!
• 1:44:01
  Testecleese: Dying.
• 1:44:02
  El Guapo: No, no, the thing about it. They create the minimum wage they had to tips.
• 1:44:07
  El Guapo: like the many ways of work, is the work at tips.
• 1:44:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's why all the things killing it, too.
• 1:44:15
  Testecleese: Well, just like California. What? They just up to the minimum wage for fast food employees to 30 bucks an hour.
• 1:44:21
  El Guapo: Do right now. This is the perfect time for trump to eliminate the Federal income tax minimum wage.
• 1:44:27
  El Guapo: like, you know what you guys States want to do your own thing, eliminate it, then states that can do their own thing.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: I hear what you're saying, but I think they should be.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: I understand what you're saying. Trust me.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: because in reality, if there's not enough money to to do what you need. No one's gonna take the job right.
• 1:44:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, just like, offer, like a just a minimum. Like, okay? If not. Okay.
• 1:44:51
  El Guapo: You know, just watch this. This California outrageous like 20 something.
• 1:44:58
  El Guapo: and DC. Is like 1520 or something for tip tax while we got minimum wage. Now, a Federal one eliminate like you know what your State can do whatever you want. It should have been the States doing whatever they want.
• 1:45:12
  Testecleese: It is, the States have their own minimum wages.
• 1:45:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. And but the Federal got one, too. So like trump would be like, you know what you guys can stay? He just declared. Like I'm not gonna hold.
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: Oh, you're.
• 1:45:22
  El Guapo: Do you think you know you could declare your minimum wage and let them fight it off?
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, especially as we get rid of these illegal migrants. That'll take a job at minimum wage and say, that's enough to survive on. Because now you have to pay an American a wage, and they're gonna say, no, I'm not going to work for $12 an hour.
• 1:45:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is the perfect time to eliminate the Federal State minimum wage. Federal.
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: Federal minimum. I think there's only like 6 States
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: whose minimum wage is Federal, though.
• 1:45:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I'm saying like, just let the State duke it out.
• 1:46:01
  El Guapo: Why, why the Federal State should tell the employer well, this is the minimum you can pay this person.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: Slave, labor.
• 1:46:13
  El Guapo: No, no, no, it doesn't matter like let's say, for instance, the State. This Federal cannot tell the State what to do
• 1:46:20
  El Guapo: in a way, in a way, in a way, yeah.
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: No, you're right, and you know what the Federal Government does not have the authority to set a minimum wage.
• 1:46:29
  El Guapo: If you guys know.
• 1:46:32
  Testecleese: Shit. Which was it? The 10th Amendment?
• 1:46:35
  Testecleese: Anything that's not allocated in the Constitution? The Federal Government is up to the individual States, you know States rights.
• 1:46:42
  Testecleese: The Federal Government is not
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: outlined in the Constitution saying you can set minimum wage. But there's a lot of stuff the Federal Government does that
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: authority to do.
• 1:46:53
  El Guapo: Laws, but not minimum wage. What?
• 1:46:56
  El Guapo: Why, the Federal Government had to tell me what I should pay somebody else for doing something for me.
• 1:47:04
  El Guapo: That's employer.
• 1:47:06
  Testecleese: You're right, and realistically the only job, the only person you're going to get to do a job for us. Then
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: $15 an hour realistically, is going to be a kid who's entering the workforce trying to get a reference to get a better job later. Right?
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: Like for real like. Okay? California said, 30 bucks an hour for fast food employees. Yeah. Why, the.
• 1:47:28
  El Guapo: I remember dude. I remember when the minimum wage was like $5 95.
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: I have a 5 and a quarter.
• 1:47:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. And I never got paid minimum wage dude.
• 1:47:38
  Testecleese: No, I never did either. But.
• 1:47:40
  El Guapo: So why, the fuck? We got a minimum.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: Is, the thing is, when I was in Massachusetts, one of the most actually, I,
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: either the most or second, most expensive state to live in. I was getting 35 bucks an hour. I eventually got pay raise up to like 37, 50 an hour welding
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: right?
• 1:47:58
  Testecleese: Could you imagine
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: the person making your fucking lunch at Burger King getting paid as much as you when you're a welder.
• 1:48:06
  Testecleese: Why are you taking the risk and breaking your body welding. If you could make as much money flipping burgers
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: like for real, why would you.
• 1:48:18
  Testecleese: And everyone I hear a lot of people. Well, you know I don't hate him for making as much money as I do. It's like. No, you don't have to hate that guy, but you have to have a real look at the job you're doing, because you might die doing the job you're doing, and the person making your lunch gets paid as much.
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: Why.
• 1:48:37
  El Guapo: Let the let the market decide. Let the market decide who's gonna pay, who you know how much.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: I agree, I 100% agree with this. But you sound like Michael malice. Are you familiar with him?
• 1:48:49
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:48:50
  Testecleese: He's an anarcho capitalist.
• 1:48:52
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: Well, it's fun.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: He's an anarchist who believes in capitalism.
• 1:48:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Nope, no, please go ahead. And
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: you guys can get together and create your own police force. Kind of thing.
• 1:49:09
  El Guapo: Malay.
• 1:49:11
  Testecleese: Same idea.
• 1:49:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: Oh, but it's funny, because last week he did a show in DC.
• 1:49:19
  Testecleese: Just got published today for everyone to see on Timcast Irl.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: He debated angry cops, you know.
• 1:49:29
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:49:30
  Testecleese: From unsubscribe and everything
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: about the police force. And it's funny, because, like, 5 days ago, I watched angry cops and the fat electrician
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: get together and like, prep him for this Anagar capitalist. They're like, you know, he's going to bring good points. You have to be ready to shoot him down.
• 1:49:50
  Testecleese: But yeah, it just it just got released. Today. You might be interested in watching these guys debate dude.
• 1:49:55
  El Guapo: I may have to watch it. Yeah.
• 1:49:57
  Testecleese: And I know Brian won't watch anything. Tim Pool does.
• 1:50:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:50:01
  Testecleese: Even though he, even though he has no idea who this guy is.
• 1:50:04
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:50:05
  Brian McFadden: No cap.
• 1:50:06
  El Guapo: Well cop is hilarious because it gives you a perspective. Oh, cop! And the military.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: Yes, oh, dude! All the guys that unsubscribe are hilarious, like.
• 1:50:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: Electrician some of his video.
• 1:50:20
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I like this, yeah, I like this shit.
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: Oh, his stuff is hilarious, especially.
• 1:50:24
  El Guapo: Oh, like when he talk about like the one Chong.
• 1:50:29
  El Guapo: even though he's a white guy from in Tennessee.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: We did like a 20 min video of the United States Navy.
• 1:50:36
  Brian McFadden: Drinking. A tall boy.
• 1:50:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, I bought 2. I bought 2, 6 bags of these this time.
• 1:50:42
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:50:42
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're fairly affordable. And.
• 1:50:47
  Ron Pascoe: You should try. Very finest mate.
• 1:50:50
  Brian McFadden: He's got a Vaughs nerve.
• 1:50:51
  El Guapo: Oh! This fosters out.
• 1:50:53
  Brian McFadden: How many Fosters did you buy?
• 1:50:55
  El Guapo: It's not even.
• 1:50:56
  Brian McFadden: Do you buy out the whole country.
• 1:50:59
  Ron Pascoe: Just a day out. You're looking at it.
• 1:51:02
  El Guapo: Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off what they call the Queen or Inc. Australia, to come. Get you.
• 1:51:08
  Brian McFadden: There is no queen of us.
• 1:51:09
  El Guapo: Is this a Bsl.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: There's a king, though they got a king.
• 1:51:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:51:14
  El Guapo: Australia.
• 1:51:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. But isn't the King all of the Commonwealth.
• 1:51:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, till he dies.
• 1:51:20
  El Guapo: I still don't know.
• 1:51:21
  Ron Pascoe: But no one making sandwiches. Him. Mommy's going.
• 1:51:25
  Testecleese: I just like I still can't believe you guys got a fucking king, and I have no idea what the King actually can do like. I understand the King.
• 1:51:32
  Brian McFadden: You can drink. Foster.
• 1:51:33
  El Guapo: It's just like a a ceremony type of deal.
• 1:51:37
  Testecleese: Well, that's where I heard is a figurehead. But
• 1:51:40
  Testecleese: I did some reading. Apparently the King actually has some authority just hasn't exercised.
• 1:51:44
  El Guapo: He got influence. It's more like an influencer.
• 1:51:46
  Testecleese: Apparently like. If it comes down to war, they can't be like war, and there's nothing any of these countries do they have to do it?
• 1:51:53
  Ron Pascoe: We have to follow through.
• 1:51:55
  El Guapo: Right. I would.
• 1:51:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we have to go.
• 1:51:58
  El Guapo: Dude. I haven't done to clean England from all those invaders and stuff.
• 1:52:03
  El Guapo: It's just crazy.
• 1:52:04
  El Guapo: Shit going on over there like you ever watch a song on cop.
• 1:52:08
  Testecleese: Check this. Check this out, dude.
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: What do you think the most popular name
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: in the United Kingdom is right now.
• 1:52:14
  El Guapo: Mohammed.
• 1:52:15
  Brian McFadden: Car.
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: Mohammed.
• 1:52:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, and then number one number one, number one meal is like chicken chicken. Tikka, hey?
• 1:52:26
  Ron Pascoe: Ms. Carla.
• 1:52:27
  El Guapo: Chicken, Masada, hey? They'll give you right. I love.
• 1:52:29
  Testecleese: Myself.
• 1:52:30
  El Guapo: I love some chicken ticket, Masala. I will eat that shit too.
• 1:52:34
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they've taken it to curries, but still, like their national dishes, fish, and chips. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:52:39
  El Guapo: Sad about it like dude. When I go to England I want to have England shit. You know the switch ship and the.
• 1:52:45
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna be disappointed.
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. English.
• 1:52:48
  Testecleese: Terrible dude.
• 1:52:49
  El Guapo: Dubai. Still, you know what that's the experience you get, you know, when
• 1:52:52
  El Guapo: you're gonna love the English breakfast, not.
• 1:52:57
  Testecleese: I know it was so bad.
• 1:53:00
  El Guapo: Very good, very good.
• 1:53:02
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I've got it!
• 1:53:04
  Brian McFadden: Some baked beans, and some.
• 1:53:07
  Ron Pascoe: That's pretty.
• 1:53:08
  Brian McFadden: Does it take me? Is like super.
• 1:53:10
  El Guapo: Kayda, sweep.
• 1:53:11
  Brian McFadden: Some kind of weird sausage, and you gotta get excellent
• 1:53:14
  Brian McFadden: milk, too. Make sure you get your tea with milk.
• 1:53:20
  Testecleese: I put tea in my milk, I put milk in my tea.
• 1:53:23
  Brian McFadden: I hear English.
• 1:53:25
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, yeah, I drink Earl Grey tea if I drink tea, too. So like, that's a very English tea.
• 1:53:30
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:53:31
  Ron Pascoe: You know the difference between each country is like, you know, you've got full English breakfast.
• 1:53:35
  Ron Pascoe: You want it full Scottish breakfast, and you got your full orange breakfast. You know what the difference is.
• 1:53:39
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:53:40
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:53:41
  Ron Pascoe: Well in Scotland they add haggis to it. So you got.
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! No!
• 1:53:47
  Ron Pascoe: Mosqueez.
• 1:53:48
  Brian McFadden: The only one here that's had hangers before.
• 1:53:50
  Brian McFadden: We've.
• 1:53:51
  Testecleese: I've had it twice because I had it once
• 1:53:54
  Testecleese: you were dumb enough to try it again. Yeah, well, I was like that was terrible. It must be
• 1:53:59
  Testecleese: bad dish, and I tried it again like Nope, it's shit. Only tourists eat that garbage. What is it? It's a sheep intestine stuffed with like cow farts, or something like that.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:54:12
  Ron Pascoe: In a sheep's stomach. In Ireland they have black and white, the haggard blood pudding, too.
• 1:54:23
  El Guapo: I think I would try blood pudding. I think I would try that.
• 1:54:28
  Ron Pascoe: Beautiful. Honestly, you fry it up either side cut, you know, a couple of centimetres thick, Todd.
• 1:54:35
  El Guapo: Gator. I love Gator Dude. Oh, my God!
• 1:54:38
  Testecleese: Gator is good.
• 1:54:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, I like it. It's a little bit chewy. But whatever later tale? Yeah, it's like.
• 1:54:44
  Testecleese: It's okay.
• 1:54:45
  El Guapo: Fry it up in nuggets.
• 1:54:47
  El Guapo: Just chewy.
• 1:54:48
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 1:54:48
  El Guapo: It'll be free.
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: And it's funny, though, because I've been around the world, and I've tried the local dishes, don't you know.
• 1:54:56
  Testecleese: But I found that the average person
• 1:54:58
  Testecleese: in most of these countries eats like chicken and rice, just like the rest of the everyone in this diet.
• 1:55:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. But when you gotta, that's like the main like celebration of this.
• 1:55:10
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I'm gonna say it, man, the Americans have the best food.
• 1:55:18
  El Guapo: We can scare a little bit everything. It's like the.
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: We took from the entire world, and took what they made and made it better. I mean, look at a Greek or an Italian pizza right now. Look at an American pizza.
• 1:55:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, you.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: The entire fucking world is eating it now.
• 1:55:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: Tex-mex. The entire world is eating, fucking taco bell now and.
• 1:55:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's true. Tech of tech. Spec. Yeah.
• 1:55:42
  Testecleese: So good.
• 1:55:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, give you this shit. But.
• 1:55:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it depends on.
• 1:55:47
  El Guapo: I like like, okay, if if I eat taco bell, I had to be like within half a mile from my house, because most likely I gonna shit.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: Well, that's because it's here's the problem. Dude. My taco bell is an hour away.
• 1:56:00
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: No, so I go to Walmart and go shopping. I'll hit Taco Bell. It's a fucking race against the devil to get home in time.
• 1:56:08
  El Guapo: Don't get me wrong, like if I see like a Mexican food truck like a Mexican like like, yeah, no problem, dude. I don't have to worry about it. Taco bell is something about Taco Bell. Just give me.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: Poor Stewart!
• 1:56:24
  El Guapo: Huh!
• 1:56:27
  Testecleese: What Brian wants us to move on.
• 1:56:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm done with. Taco bell.
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: Even though I was gonna point out that Tacos are an American invention, not a Mexican invention.
• 1:56:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's true. That's true.
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: So come on. You love talking.
• 1:56:40
  Brian McFadden: Mexico, and I've had Tacos.
• 1:56:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But it's.
• 1:56:44
  Testecleese: And I get a pizza in Australia doesn't mean that they invented the fucking thing.
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: But it was on corn tortillas in Mexico.
• 1:56:52
  El Guapo: Well, they eat it that way. They eat it like that. It's like a bread. The tortilla is more like a bread, but with America is the one like, Hey? I don't want to get my.
• 1:57:03
  Brian McFadden: Hands, dirty.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: Oh, ours are corn tortillas, because we love corn in this country because the government subsidizes it.
• 1:57:09
  El Guapo: No, they love corn. Over there we fly!
• 1:57:12
  Testecleese: They are.
• 1:57:13
  El Guapo: I mean flower.
• 1:57:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, I meant corn tortillas. Yeah. In Mexico.
• 1:57:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:57:18
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:57:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we had a army sergeant that shot 5 fellow soldiers at Georgia's Fort story yesterday.
• 1:57:30
  Testecleese: Stewart, yeah. And you hear how they stopped the guy.
• 1:57:35
  El Guapo: No! Go ahead. Tell me.
• 1:57:37
  Testecleese: Within 10 min there were people were had a lockdown order which I think is fucking nuts. It's an army base like you guys aren't armed. No, they're fucking, not because
• 1:57:46
  Testecleese: no.
• 1:57:47
  El Guapo: A weapon on.
• 1:57:48
  Brian McFadden: His own personal pistol onto the base and got away with it.
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: It turns out like 6 dudes, just tackled him and disarmed him. Within minutes.
• 1:57:57
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 1:57:59
  Testecleese: Got paste like, leave it to the American army, and I'm not talking trash on the rest of the militaries on the planet.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: But she'd actually just read a story about this French guy
• 1:58:13
  Testecleese: were saying how, when they were deployed overseas, that they begged for an American to be in their unit with a.
• 1:58:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: And so yeah, someone else is like, why, he's like, well, he's like, typically speaking, the American army like Army and Marine Corps. They're typically taller and more
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: built.
• 1:58:32
  Testecleese: And obviously, Australians are kind of an example
• 1:58:36
  Testecleese: outside of this rule, because most Australians are fucking enormous because they've been fighting against 10 million things that want to kill them.
• 1:58:47
  Ron Pascoe: It's a true.
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: What.
• 1:58:49
  Testecleese: But he's like typically speaking, the Americans are bigger and they're stronger. They're faster. They're actually professional soldiers who train all the time.
• 1:58:58
  Testecleese: And he said in particular, when shit hit the fan like
• 1:59:05
  Testecleese: they would call like, Hey, we're pinned down. We need help, and the French army would be like, oh, I'm sorry we have an issue getting in there. We can't come and get you right now. Then they'd hear the Americans chirp back on.
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: Don't worry about Buddy. We're coming to get you.
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: and they would they would come into 3 Americans would die to save 2 Frenchmen.
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: you know, and another point he made was most countries that you take out their their officer.
• 1:59:34
  Testecleese: Everything falls to shit. They don't know what to do. He goes
• 1:59:37
  Testecleese: somehow. When you kill an American officer. You just let the dogs off the leash, and you know it's like fuck it, climb that hill, kill them all.
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: And again, Australians are a little exempted from this rule, because they are
• 1:59:52
  Testecleese: a little different with their isolation for so long.
• 1:59:55
  Brian McFadden: Correct.
• 1:59:57
  Testecleese: As prisoners, you know pretty much. Every Australian is a direct descendant from a prisoner.
• 2:00:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:07
  Ron Pascoe: Our 1st police force is made up of convicts, the good ones, the ones who behave become coppers.
• 2:00:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: And anyone who's going, what the fuck does he mean by that?
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: Australia used to be.
• 2:00:19
  Brian McFadden: Geno. Colony.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, Oh, we don't like what you're doing. Instead of putting you in jail, we're going to send you up to this fucking, deserted island. Go for it.
• 2:00:28
  Ron Pascoe: So.
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, go fight the honey badger for your dinner, you know.
• 2:00:32
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 2:00:33
  Ron Pascoe: Well.
• 2:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 2:00:35
  Ron Pascoe: Only in the world.
• 2:00:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: Honey. Badger don't give a fuck, you know. Don't?
• 2:00:39
  Testecleese: Well, you guys got wolverines, too, right.
• 2:00:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we got a lot of shit out of you, mate.
• 2:00:44
  Testecleese: Jeez please.
• 2:00:45
  Ron Pascoe: Dingoes go big. They take babies.
• 2:00:47
  El Guapo: It's dingo Tokyo, baby minion devils! Oh, that's that's.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. It was only on the island.
• 2:00:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, in Australia.
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: The devils? Are they only in Tasmania, or they are.
• 2:01:05
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, they've moved around a bit because they've got a bit of an issue down there, because Antarctica, in the what Tasmania is a completely different environment.
• 2:01:12
  Ron Pascoe: And a lot of Tasmanian devils were growing cancerous cells on their noses. And that
• 2:01:18
  Ron Pascoe: so what they've done? They've moved a few of them up into the mainland to try and like Burb them, because we used to have an animal down there, called the Tasmanian tiger.
• 2:01:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's now become extinct.
• 2:01:30
  Testecleese: Isn't this a why would you guys import another critter like, didn't you guys learn your shit with the whole. Was it like mice and snakes and mongoose, and what you kept importing critters to take out another critter and the final like? Don't bring anything in here. It's a giant fucking problem.
• 2:01:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we've got the cane toad up in North Queensland. The cane toads up there protect the crops to eat the insects that are eating the crops.
• 2:01:57
  Testecleese: Aren't want to watch.
• 2:01:58
  Ron Pascoe: Really.
• 2:01:59
  Testecleese: Aren't the cane toads the one you're supposed to lick.
• 2:02:02
  Ron Pascoe: The cane. Toad's a poisonous mate. I'll kill you if you.
• 2:02:05
  Testecleese: Okay. So okay, where's the there's 1.
• 2:02:07
  Testecleese: There is one toad that's quote poisonous.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: But when you lick them it's the poison. Same idea as psilocybin mushrooms. It causes hallucinations.
• 2:02:19
  Ron Pascoe: You don't like cane toes, mate.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: Because I know when I was in the service I used to eat magic mushrooms, because even if you peed in the cup the next day. It just showed up as food poisoning because you just got poisoned. That caused the hallucinations in the trip.
• 2:02:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:02:35
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:02:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's a toad I can't remember which one it was. I thought it was Kane. There's a toad you lick, and it'll make you trip your balls off.
• 2:02:42
  Ron Pascoe: Damn!
• 2:02:42
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:02:43
  Ron Pascoe: We've got the little fan in the world.
• 2:02:47
  El Guapo: Breaking up.
• 2:02:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:02:49
  Ron Pascoe: Which is, you know, the long as well.
• 2:02:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're breaking up real good. Now.
• 2:02:54
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, anyway! Moving on.
• 2:02:56
  Testecleese: That's all right, Israel has said. They are planning to take over Gaza completely, and the United Nations says this needs to be immediately halted.
• 2:03:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:03:07
  Testecleese: So how is the United Nations going to stop Israel from fighting their war.
• 2:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Sanctions.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: Sanctions, so
• 2:03:21
  Testecleese: UN nations won't be able to buy from Gaza or Nope. I don't understand what these I keep hearing sanctions, what the fuck does that mean?
• 2:03:29
  El Guapo: I think I don't know like I don't know what the United Nations, what the fuck they gonna do anyways.
• 2:03:35
  Brian McFadden: You got no power.
• 2:03:38
  Testecleese: Maybe they'll send in their peacekeepers.
• 2:03:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's worse.
• 2:03:40
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 2:03:42
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:03:44
  Brian McFadden: There's going to be a whole bunch.
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: Play.
• 2:03:46
  Brian McFadden: Inbred children coming soon in Gaza.
• 2:03:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:03:50
  Brian McFadden: Because we all know the UN. Peacekeepers are all about raping and pillaging.
• 2:03:54
  Testecleese: Yes, that's exactly what they've done historically.
• 2:03:59
  Brian McFadden: They love, they love the rape.
• 2:04:01
  Testecleese: For real. What are they gonna do like? They're gonna send in like the entire European military
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: to Israel. I don't think the United States is gonna like that as much as the United States.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: Right now the average citizen is unhappy with Israel. Right now, we're not gonna allow
• 2:04:21
  Testecleese: the United Nations to go get involved in their conflict, you know.
• 2:04:28
  Testecleese: for real, though I don't think I don't know if they need to take over all of Gaza.
• 2:04:34
  Testecleese: Maybe they do.
• 2:04:36
  Testecleese: But no matter what they do, frigging
• 2:04:40
  Testecleese: these Muslim extremists, Hamas, etc. Are going to
• 2:04:47
  Testecleese: rebuild. That's what they do like. You can't wipe out. This ideology just can't happen.
• 2:04:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:04:52
  Testecleese: You know.
• 2:04:56
  Testecleese: Same idea with a Democrat here, like or or Republican.
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: You can't just show them what's going on and change their mind like they've already made their mind up what reality is, you know.
• 2:05:11
  Testecleese: So did you know that there's a bounty out on Maduro's head.
• 2:05:16
  El Guapo: No, kinda yeah, a couple of years ago, but I need to still extend it.
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: Well, trump just doubled it to 50 million to whomever can bring Maduro, the Venezuelan president.
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: into custody in the United States over his drug trading.
• 2:05:42
  Testecleese: This sounds crazy that the United States President has put out a bounty on the head.
• 2:05:48
  Testecleese: He did it like he did it like a few years ago, too. So it's not. It's not new. I remember
• 2:05:55
  Testecleese: years ago was Biden.
• 2:05:56
  El Guapo: You know, a few years ago, when Trump was in office, he put a bounty hand on him.
• 2:06:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, and yeah, you just doubled it.
• 2:06:04
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, he's also telling the Pentagon to get ready to deploy troops all right
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: to basically get involved with the cartels.
• 2:06:18
  Testecleese: Now I'm wondering if this has anything to do with Venezuela, or is this just Mexico? Or what?
• 2:06:23
  Testecleese: Because I mean.
• 2:06:23
  El Guapo: And.
• 2:06:24
  Testecleese: He's not looking to arrest. Was it Steinbaum?
• 2:06:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:06:30
  Testecleese: Whatever her name is, the the very Jewish woman leading as the President of Mexico.
• 2:06:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:06:39
  Testecleese: But he. But he is looking to arrest the Socialist leader of Venezuela.
• 2:06:44
  Testecleese: and if he's being over drugs so like, I'm wondering where this conflict with the military against these drug cartels is going to happen. Is it going to be Mexico or Venezuela.
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: or all of South America? I don't know.
• 2:06:57
  El Guapo: Alright guys. Hey? I gotta go talk to you guys. Later.
• 2:07:01
  Testecleese: Man.
• 2:07:02
  El Guapo: Alright! Have a good night.
• 2:07:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:07:07
  Testecleese: So I guess we're building a nuclear reactor on the moon.
• 2:07:11
  Brian McFadden: I was just looking at this article. I didn't see it chop up.
• 2:07:15
  Brian McFadden: Why.
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: Because apparently we're in a race against China to get to the moon. I was like we've been to the moon.
• 2:07:23
  Brian McFadden: Supposedly.
• 2:07:25
  Testecleese: Allegedly.
• 2:07:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: And they're talking about like idea.
• 2:07:32
  Brian McFadden: I thought we were moving from the Moon to Mars.
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: That's the thing is, the moon's going to be a launching point to get to Mars.
• 2:07:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we probably need nuclear power there. Then.
• 2:07:41
  Testecleese: Well, here's the crazy thing is they're talking about a hundred kilowatt output from this reactor.
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: 100. You use a hundred kilowatts in a week in your house. Dude.
• 2:07:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's nothing.
• 2:07:56
  Testecleese: Yes, and they're saying, we're still gonna have solar power, etc, etc. But you know.
• 2:08:01
  Testecleese: we need a a steady force of energy.
• 2:08:06
  Testecleese: steady source of our income of energy.
• 2:08:11
  Testecleese: And I'm wondering
• 2:08:13
  Testecleese: if this isn't to set up a base to go to Mars as much as it is
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: for Space war. The Space Force
• 2:08:22
  Testecleese: set up a military base on the moon, or even screw that
• 2:08:28
  Testecleese: go around the moon. Put your stakes down, put one stake on the moon. Say everything from this state to the next stake is ours.
• 2:08:36
  Testecleese: just like oh, way back in the day, right.
• 2:08:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, I just did the poll on the hill website, and 54% of the people that did the stupid poll. 71 people out of 71 people, 51, 54%.
• 2:08:53
  Brian McFadden: We're strongly oppose building a nuclear reactor on the moon.
• 2:08:59
  Testecleese: Now, hold on! Here's the funny thing is, let me guess
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: their argument was, they're against colonization right.
• 2:09:04
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea it doesn't go that deep.
• 2:09:06
  Testecleese: Because I read something
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: about this like, Oh, so we're just gonna set up more colonies like dude. It's not like you're moving to the fucking new world.
• 2:09:16
  Brian McFadden: And then half of that at 24% strongly support.
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's not like we're moving into like the New world and displacing people to set up a colony like there's there's no people on the moon. There's no
• 2:09:30
  Testecleese: population on the moon. Why would you be upset about going to the moon and setting up a a base.
• 2:09:40
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 2:09:40
  Testecleese: My mind
• 2:09:42
  Testecleese: the only reason why you'd be opposed to spending money. But I'm guessing the people that are opposed to this hate trump, and are therefore Democrat.
• 2:09:51
  Testecleese: You know.
• 2:09:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they they love to spend money
• 2:09:59
  Testecleese: alright. Well, speaking of the moon in space, one of these astronauts.
• 2:10:05
  Testecleese: oh, yeah, I was stuck up there for 9 months because the United States couldn't pull their head out of the rack. Biden's
• 2:10:14
  Testecleese: NASA couldn't pull their heads out of the rest long enough to go get our guys out of space.
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: Nope, we had. We had to hire Elon Musk. He's retiring now.
• 2:10:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:10:23
  Testecleese: Now, here's a fun little fact.
• 2:10:28
  Testecleese: This guy was orbiting the earth at several times the speed of sound at low gravity, right.
• 2:10:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10:35
  Testecleese: For 9 months.
• 2:10:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10:37
  Testecleese: He aged differently than the 3 of us.
• 2:10:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's moving around the world faster.
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: Time travels differently with speed, differences in speed and gravity.
• 2:10:50
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 2:10:51
  Testecleese: Alright! That's crazy, isn't it?
• 2:10:53
  Brian McFadden: There's no gravity on the space station.
• 2:10:56
  Testecleese: There's some, but not a whole lot right?
• 2:11:00
  Testecleese: I mean this. It's the fact that it's orbiting the earth and not shooting up into space means there's gravity.
• 2:11:06
  Testecleese: But and and moving what? 2 or 3 times the speed of sound
• 2:11:12
  Testecleese: that's gonna affect the how fast your clock ticks. And here's the fun thing is being the guy there. There's no difference to you in time.
• 2:11:21
  Testecleese: It's just the way that time happens is different than the people
• 2:11:27
  Testecleese: not moving that quickly and
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: experiencing the heavy gravity of Earth. I just think that's freaking crazy. How time, space time works like that, you know.
• 2:11:39
  Testecleese: and I could talk for hours about it, but I'm sure nobody listens to our show, and even Brian doesn't want to listen to me rent.
• 2:11:46
  Testecleese: I'm out space talking for 6 h.
• 2:11:49
  Ron Pascoe: It's interesting, but it's like when I left here to go to La. I went back in time.
• 2:11:56
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 2:11:57
  Testecleese: Not really.
• 2:11:59
  Testecleese: The clocks were set differently because of where the sun is.
• 2:12:03
  Ron Pascoe: I'll let it back on.
• 2:12:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, but yeah.
• 2:12:07
  Ron Pascoe: More today. Why, here today, is there any more future?
• 2:12:12
  Ron Pascoe: You know what I mean.
• 2:12:13
  Testecleese: Correct. I know what you mean. But you didn't actually travel through. You didn't actually experience time differently, except for being on the jet that long which would have been
• 2:12:22
  Testecleese: alright
• 2:12:24
  Testecleese: you just went to where the sun was up and the clock said something. Actually, the clock said.
• 2:12:32
  Testecleese: we set up time zones
• 2:12:36
  Testecleese: to be able to deal with the sunlight hours versus your clock ticking differently than someone else's clock.
• 2:12:44
  Ron Pascoe: Where the savings it's a whole lot.
• 2:12:47
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 2:12:48
  Ron Pascoe: Helpful.
• 2:12:48
  Testecleese: But the but the clock ticked just as quickly.
• 2:12:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 2:12:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:12:54
  Testecleese: My clock and your clock right now we pull them up, that the second hand will move the same speed.
• 2:13:01
  Ron Pascoe: Oh no!
• 2:13:03
  Testecleese: But.
• 2:13:03
  Ron Pascoe: Got it.
• 2:13:04
  Ron Pascoe: They've done experiments.
• 2:13:06
  Testecleese: They've done experiments at high altitude orbit, with jets
• 2:13:12
  Testecleese: moving very quickly with clocks, and the clocks there, and the clock here on Earth ticked at different speeds. Yeah, you know what I mean, like, they didn't have the same time readout on at the end of it.
• 2:13:25
  Testecleese: And that's crazy, isn't it?
• 2:13:28
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, it's mind blowing. It's yeah. It's.
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: Oh, did you see?
• 2:13:35
  Testecleese: You see the movie? The navigator.
• 2:13:39
  Ron Pascoe: I have no one.
• 2:13:40
  Testecleese: It's an old one from the eighties kid goes up with an alien on a space flight.
• 2:13:47
  Testecleese: and they go, you know, faster than light or whatever
• 2:13:50
  Testecleese: for 20 min. We're just having a good time. He comes back to Earth as an 8 year old, like when he left
• 2:13:56
  Testecleese: this time, then, was the same difference right? He came back to Earth. It was like 25 years later.
• 2:14:04
  Testecleese: crazy, crazy shit.
• 2:14:07
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, mate, anything's possible, I suppose if you have the right equipment and the right knowledge.
• 2:14:14
  Testecleese: We'll go ahead and open a black hole for like an hour and a half, and come back to Earth and see
• 2:14:20
  Testecleese: see how everyone you know has been dead for a hundred years, you know.
• 2:14:27
  Testecleese: Check this out. Dude named Jim Lovell has recently died.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: old old man, when he died.
• 2:14:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:14:36
  Testecleese: And I'm getting this from Npr.
• 2:14:38
  Testecleese: Which Npr. Is not gone, apparently, but he was 97.
• 2:14:43
  Testecleese: He is.
• 2:14:43
  Brian McFadden: No, the Commission brought public broadcasting is gone.
• 2:14:47
  Testecleese: Yes, I know.
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: I know. I know the guys who made the shows for all these things.
• 2:14:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:14:53
  Testecleese: He was the commander of the Apollo 13 flight that had to orbit the moon and Slingshot back to earth.
• 2:15:03
  Testecleese: I'm sure you're familiar with this story.
• 2:15:06
  Brian McFadden: In the movie about it.
• 2:15:07
  Testecleese: There was
• 2:15:09
  Testecleese: Tom Hanks. But like I'm sure this made national news right, like everyone thought they were dead like, hold on! We're such fucking geniuses. Look at what we can do right.
• 2:15:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:15:18
  Ron Pascoe: International means internationally.
• 2:15:23
  Testecleese: Didn't didn't get that.
• 2:15:29
  Testecleese: It's single.
• 2:15:30
  Brian McFadden: The worst Internet connection ever.
• 2:15:34
  Testecleese: He is on the other side of the planet with bad weather I'm gonna cut him some slack. Alright.
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:15:43
  Testecleese: Well, we're moving into leftovers, which means we're about done, and we're about to end this show. But
• 2:15:50
  Testecleese: I do want to mention that California has another wildfire that's out of control.
• 2:15:55
  Brian McFadden: Look at.
• 2:15:59
  Testecleese: Come on, California, and you know it spread something like 53 acres and.
• 2:16:05
  Brian McFadden: They don't believe in. They don't believe in forest management.
• 2:16:09
  Testecleese: Forest management, or keeping a water reserve to put fires out.
• 2:16:13
  Brian McFadden: I mean their idea for the forest management. Let her burn, let her burn.
• 2:16:20
  Testecleese: Which is interesting, because, I was at a State park here in West Virginia recently.
• 2:16:25
  Brian McFadden: They bless gorgeous.
• 2:16:27
  Testecleese: Well, it's gorgeous. What I I even pointed out I was like, look at all these fallen trees like
• 2:16:32
  Testecleese: just laying down everywhere like you're just begging for a fire to come through and have tons of fuel.
• 2:16:40
  Testecleese: because I mean.
• 2:16:41
  Testecleese: not only is it more wood there that could burn, but and it's covered horizontal versus
• 2:16:48
  Testecleese: vertical plane.
• 2:16:50
  Testecleese: But it's dead. So it's not
• 2:16:52
  Testecleese: wet. It's not moist. It's more likely to burn, you know.
• 2:16:58
  Testecleese: Maybe I should write our Governor a letter, Governor Morrissey.
• 2:17:05
  Testecleese: about doing some forest floor maintenance in these national State parks.
• 2:17:13
  Testecleese: Do you give a shit about Disney.
• 2:17:17
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:17:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:17:19
  Ron Pascoe: Not anymore.
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: Well, they just lost a lawsuit to Gina Carano.
• 2:17:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm kind of
• 2:17:25
  Brian McFadden: just at Disney right now, because I'm gonna have to stop paying my dollar 99 to Hulu and
• 2:17:32
  Brian McFadden: pay fucking ungodly amounts to Disney plus to watch Hulu.
• 2:17:38
  Testecleese: Oh, really.
• 2:17:40
  Brian McFadden: Turn down the hulu app.
• 2:17:42
  Testecleese: Oh, Disney and Hulu have been connected for a while.
• 2:17:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Disney bought Hulu away from all the other companies that have a part of Hulu, but they kept it separate for several years, and now they want everything under the Disney plus app.
• 2:17:56
  Testecleese: Oh, whatever I was getting Disney when I got Hulu, anyway, so.
• 2:17:59
  Brian McFadden: I don't have Disney. I have no reason to have Disney. There's nothing on Disney I want to watch. I don't have kids. I don't have grandkids in my house right now. There's no reason for Disney.
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: Marvel, movies.
• 2:18:10
  Brian McFadden: They're not that great.
• 2:18:11
  Testecleese: Not anymore. But they are coming back. James Gunn.
• 2:18:14
  Brian McFadden: I just watched the new fantastic 4 in the movie theaters.
• 2:18:18
  Testecleese: That was a mistake.
• 2:18:20
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't bad, it was better than the previous ones.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: I heard it was terrible. But okay.
• 2:18:27
  Testecleese: I do want to bring up, though.
• 2:18:30
  Testecleese: That I think it's in Arizona. Let's check here.
• 2:18:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. But in Arizona Kabul is facing murder charges. After a young girl was found unresponsive on a highway highway last month.
• 2:18:42
  Testecleese: She died a couple days later
• 2:18:48
  Testecleese: she was oh, there you go! Her father was 32 Richard Baptista and his 29 year old girlfriend, Annika Woods, were arrested in connection with the killing per authorities.
• 2:18:59
  Testecleese: They're charged with 1st degree murder and child abuse, according to the Apache County Court records are reviewed by people.
• 2:19:06
  Testecleese: but she was tortured.
• 2:19:09
  Testecleese: She was black and blue, head to toe
• 2:19:13
  Testecleese: and her fingernails had been ripped out.
• 2:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 2:19:19
  Testecleese: Like, and they just left her on the side of the road to die.
• 2:19:23
  Brian McFadden: She didn't know.
• 2:19:25
  Testecleese: She died.
• 2:19:27
  Testecleese: I think she was like 10 or something like that, or it's 7. I don't know.
• 2:19:30
  Brian McFadden: 10. It was 10.
• 2:19:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, prepubescent, anyway.
• 2:19:35
  Testecleese: there's a special place in hell for these people, and I want to see them serve the rest of their lives in prison.
• 2:19:42
  Testecleese: I don't know if Arizona executes or not, but
• 2:19:46
  Testecleese: dude like you can just go. You can put your kid up for adoption before you beat your child and torture them like what the fuck's the matter with you people.
• 2:19:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:19:58
  Testecleese: I just. I don't understand why people do this shit. It's disgusting.
• 2:20:04
  Testecleese: And I don't know what else to say. Besides, it's just fucking, disgusting. And you're you're terrible people. But.
• 2:20:11
  Testecleese: Brian, anything else you want to talk about.
• 2:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:20:15
  Testecleese: All right, 2 and a half hours, and that's our show.