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THE DISCLAIMER: A Sad Watch · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Peep, let's go back here in your half. The player
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: scooped the ball back and he didn't even do that.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: They get a penalty and score.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're over it.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Fucking pieces of shit. But they're too good.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: They're too good. South Africa? Yeah.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Okay. They're so physical and strong. It's ridiculous. I don't
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: know how you beat them. I really don't.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Potty time?
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 0:30
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• 0:34
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• 0:38
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• 0:40
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• 0:45
  Speaker 1: G'day, fellas.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Backbone. Hello. Hello.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: I've got to be honest. Oh, no. I thought you
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: fellas would be much more sort of sad-faced, Lip drooping.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Look, I mean, it is pretty sad, isn't it? I mean,
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: the All Blacks losing a series 3-1. Yeah. It's gutting.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: Getting smashed more and more every single week. Not good.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Not good. I'll tell you, I watched it. I got
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: up with a hurr of a hangover. Yeah.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: And....
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: I've got to say, man, I don't know if I
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: can watch it anymore.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: It was a frustrating game to watch.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: It was 110 minutes long for 80 minutes of rugby.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The amount of stoppages and shit, it's just like... Why
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  Speaker 2: am I watching this shit?
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: And it may be that I'm misremembering things, but it
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: seems like every time we play in the States, there's
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: some sort of technical balls up.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: And that's what I like, yeah, that you're right, because
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: they had something else with, like, they're trying to look
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: at the third referee or give the, you know, a
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: replay for the ref to be able to see if
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: the screen wasn't working, was my memory.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: It was like a 10-minute break.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing, and Keezy, you mentioned it, but
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: the idea that you're trying to grow the game, and
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: by trying to grow the game, you blow your whistle
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  Speaker 2: a thousand times. A million times. You have... You have
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: an English referee, two English touch judges, and an English
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  Speaker 2: bastard up in the box. Yeah. It was fucking dire,
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: that game.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking for trouble.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: If they're going to have an exhibition game, they should
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: use that ref that was in the first game. The
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  Speaker 3: right game we won, and you just let the game
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  Speaker 3: flow a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Same ref.
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  Speaker 2: Was it him?
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck that guy. It was terrible.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: Really? But, you know, from after Saturday, I was absolutely certain.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: I went, I resigned myself. It was like, It's going
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: to be a two-game loss this weekend. It's going to
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: be both games that I want us to win.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: We're going to lose.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Not just the All Blacks, but the Whas, of course.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah. But that's OK. I had a
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: great weekend, nonetheless.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: Well, exactly. You can't let sport dictate your happiness. Well,
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: that's right. I know.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I know, and I didn't. Got out into the world.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I had a wander around, a lovely lunch.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: It was good stuff. What did you eat? Ramen. Oh, yeah.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Tan-tan.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Boom-boom.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: Boom. I let Keezy know all about it.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: He loved it.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk about that on the show at some stage.
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: Just getting hit by Jase. That's why I just messaged
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: through the chat being like, we should start a food
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: review page.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: I tell you what, there's a lot of fucking food
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: chat around here. Yeah, man. And for the audience out there,
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: believe me, it's not just on the show. It is non-stop.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: Non-stop hot pot. Yeah. Me and Jace are wired very similar.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for Jace to get over it.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: And, Mogi, because food isn't as important in your life
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  Speaker 3: as it is in my life.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: Food is the main thing for me. I just like
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  Speaker 2: to cycle more. I enjoy to cycle through it. So
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: we've had chicken nuggies. We've had cheese balls. We've had–
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: All sorts of different things. Oh, nippies. Nippies. Steam puddings.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: The steam puddings were great.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: And the great thing about the hot pot is he's
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: almost at the end of it, I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going tonight.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: Last week there was a bit of a mention there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So he's tapering off and he's doing his last final
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  Speaker 2: dash tonight.
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  Speaker 1: But great weekend.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: What? He was just talking. Yeah, I know.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying because you asked me the question.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Very good weekend.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really nice.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: Same here.
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  Speaker 1: And I got hungover vibes from both of you on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I just.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: On Sunday? Yeah, yeah. I don't remember even talking to
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  Speaker 2: the chat.
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  Speaker 1: No, well, you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a sign.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: No, Sunday I was sweet as because I was just
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: drinking beers at the Waz the whole time.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah. I just drink beers. It's totally fine. That's
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: also how people get hungover, just drinking beers. Traditionally, but
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: for me, it's when I start fucking around. It's what
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: time do you finish?
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: So Manara and I started, and the girls started at.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: 2 o'clock in the Arvo.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: Went down, there's a pub slash driving range down in
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  Speaker 3: town there by your.
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  Speaker 2: Work, actually. Yeah, that's right. I haven't spotted it yet.
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  Speaker 3: So we went there, beers, pizzas, and they have these
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  Speaker 3: games on the projectors, and it's like you can play
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: a game, essentially like playing Candy Crush.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: You're just chipping the ball at the screen and trying to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, really fun. The girls loved it. Choice.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: There for two hours, having a few beers, and then
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: straight to Lily World.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't get in. They closed the gates. Really?
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: We were like, what?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the bar in the stadium? In the stadium.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
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  Speaker 1: And then we walked.
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  Speaker 3: Around to the main gate, went through there, then the
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  Speaker 3: back entrance to Lily World, and they were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sweet ass, come on in.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha! Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Was it jammed to the gunnels?
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: It fucking was. You get a few cues there, right?
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: It could do with an extra bar in there. Oh, 100%, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's great.
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  Speaker 2: I absolutely love that joint.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: The key there is you had some pizzas to soak
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: some shit up. Now that's the key.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: We watched the game at Frank in the podcast studio there.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: There was about 15 or so of us. Wow, in
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: the podcast studio? Yeah, yeah. We moved everything out. All
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  Speaker 2: the cameras were out. The tables were out. Everything was out.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: We just had sort of lined up chairs. There were
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  Speaker 2: people on the ground. But just like this big chat
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: about pizzas. I completely forgot. Didn't eat a thing. Bed
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  Speaker 2: at 4.30. Yeah. Great. So you were hung as fuck.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, 4.30 in the abo or in the morn?
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  Speaker 2: I don't go to bed at 4.30 in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Before the wars.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, you might have.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you mean all night and then the next day?
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't do that. No, 4.30 in the morning.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: Now that's good listening.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: And it's live.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: What are you listening to there? Oh, me?
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Right.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: Four to seven weekdays. Yeah, that's quite specific. And I
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: heart radio. What?
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: Cheers.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show podcast. So all things considered, I
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: was like, this is not going to be good. But
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: I actually feel pretty, pretty fine. All things considered, which
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: is fucking great. Pretty fine, man. But I just wonder,
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  Speaker 2: you're still drinking. I was still drinking at like three.
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  Speaker 2: Like normally I'll stop drinking and just move on to
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: waters or something. But I was still drinking at 3.30.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: Must have been thirsty, man. The missus going, who wants
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: another drink? Yeah, me. I will. I'm an idiot. Yes, please.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: It was great, though. I had a ball. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the, I tell you what, it's the wines
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  Speaker 1: that get you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what got me?
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: It's the wine, the red wine that can really handle you.
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: I think we were just on the vodka sodas, so
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: it could have been worse. But yeah, good fun. Pretty
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: about the game. How was it to be there, Keezy?
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: It was fucking sick, right? I had such a great day.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: My wife and I got home and she was like, well,
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: the results suck, but that was a really fun day.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: It's all you want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because Minara and his missus had organised the golf
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: and shit, and we were just like, actually, that's a
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: great idea. Did that, bit of fun, up the Waz,
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  Speaker 3: every other bay in there with us, we're all Waz
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  Speaker 3: supporters as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Straight there, Lily World. A couple of jugs of beer each,
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  Speaker 3: straight into the game, trays of beer, get into it,
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  Speaker 3: and then big loss.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: Back to Lily World for about an hour and a
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: half afterwards. Saw the pants, man, and his dad. Oh, nice.
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Had a bit of a yarn to them. It was nice.
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  Speaker 3: And then home, I was eating KFC at like 11 p.m.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: At home. Nice. Stoked, man. But that's good, though. 11 p.m.,
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: that's good. Yeah.
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: And then, yeah, it was good, but it sucked.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Chicken nuggies all through the sheets.
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Potato and gravy dribbling down your chin.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: This is good, baby.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: Your greasy drumstick.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: Rubbing against the sheets. Yeah. How was it to be there, Keezy?
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: Because what I sort of find annoying about the Wazers,
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: not annoying, But with the supporters, they're more fans than
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: they are supporters. So when things aren't going your way,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: when things are going good, very loud. Awesome. When things
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: aren't going your way, fucking hear a pin drop. You
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: get nothing out of them. No sort of effort to
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: lift the team or anything like that. It's really quiet.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: That's how it sounded on the TV. I don't know.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Nah. Compared to a fucking All Blacks game. Oh, sure. But. Yeah,
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: It was still, it was mean being there, but after
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: the first half, and I was pretty seen, but I
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: could tell that we were playing, we seemed to play
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: either a brand of fucking awesome fired up footy or
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: just lackluster as fuck.
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: And I could tell straight away that we were playing
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: this as a second option. I was just like, ah, fuck,
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: this is going to be so, third game I've watched
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: at Mount Smart in a.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: Row that was unenjoyable. Yeah, right. The game wasn't a
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: good game. Yeah.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: And then you watch them play the Panthers on TV
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: and it looks fucking amazing and they do the hucker.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, It was great. I was pretty drunk. Tane Tupik,
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: he had a good game. That's all I can remember.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: He was amazing.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was good. Yeah, he was fucking good.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: He had like 18 points at one point, didn't he,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's our kicker, true.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: But all the guys that usually fucking step up massively
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: were just a bit flat.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: I wonder if we're just empty, man. Well, I think
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: the big problem in what it looked like, and look,
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Charlie Gable will have a view on this. But Jackson
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Ford went off, so we lost. Oh, my God. Syndesmosis
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: straight away. So we lost a bench rotate. And so
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: Laban ended up playing 80, which he never does. No,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: you're right. And he was gassed as fuck.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he missed some bad tickets.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: And he was, and look, you know, can't blame him,
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: but it did happen. But two of his misses led
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: directly to tries. But he was. just absolutely, and he
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: was looking to the sideline. He was gassed. But it
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: was just, you couldn't get him off the field. Yeah. Fuck.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Not good.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: But it's good, though, because we've got another chance.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: That is true, man.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: That's true. Are you going to go this weekend? No.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to go.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to stay home because I've got a
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: big weekend. Obviously, come dine with me Saturday. And then Sunday,
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be doing a lot of packing and stuff,
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: getting my house packed up.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: When are we playing?
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Sunday at 6 p.m. Sunday at 6, yeah. Eden Park.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Because my wife was like, are the Waas playing for
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: come dine with me?
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't have that on during come dine with me.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: That's when I sent that message and I thought that's
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: what was happening.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I went, oh, no, that would never happen.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Fortunately, I was worried it was going to be the Saturday,
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: and if the Waas lost, it would just be the ultimate,
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and weirdly, if we beat Newcastle, we'd play the
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Dolphins again. Oh, yeah, true. You'd think you'd settle up
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: so that they'd be on the other side. At home? No.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: At their job?
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, jeez. But it's there to be in Queensland, which
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: is pretty much a home game.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: What about the Knights? Do we play them at home?
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: We play them here at Eden Park. Oh, Eden Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: And Come Dine With Me is at my house.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: What day was that?
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: It's exciting, isn't it? We're finding out about it. Hey,
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: listen to the big show. Oh, God. Four to seven weekdays.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: What time on Saturday, Keezy? 7 a.m. Oh, damn it.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Have you got something at 7 a.m.? I'll be at
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: the gym.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: Well, it's actually 2 p.m. See you then. Bye. See
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: you then.