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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Cruising Through the Week in a Geo Metro! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

0:03
I hate to say this, guys,
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but we have to open the show with
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some sad news.
0:08
Stay tuned to find out.
0:31
From the gym to the spring, yeah,
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we cover it all.
0:33
Midday motivation every time you press
0:36
call.
0:36
Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
0:40
Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
0:54
It's lunchtime.
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wow the dry air helps the uh operatic
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voice i would imagine so i think luciano
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provarati had a dehumidifier in every room
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he was ever in of course and if
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not he should have
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if not he should i am i am
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chugging liquids like nobody's business i
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can't even yeah dude i wouldn't know what
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to do with myself scott the first time
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i went to legends in arizona i
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legitimately felt like an actual fish out
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of water because i did not know what
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to do with myself i was like
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Everything always is dry here.
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Like, what is happening?
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I feel like I was breathing dust the
1:43
entire time.
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It's weird.
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It's called a desert.
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Yeah, I'm aware.
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I'm aware.
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That doesn't mean that I wasn't.
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You're in the chowder of humidity.
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I am below sea level.
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As we speak, I am technically underwater.
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Ah.
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Do you remember the Seinfeld episode when
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Kramer claimed that if you swim in like
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clam chowder,
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it would be like resistance training?
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No, but holy shit, that's funny.
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Oh, good night.
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And the air in Louisiana is not soupy.
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It is like chowdery.
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Yeah, it's well beyond soup.
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Soup has broth.
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We don't have broth.
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We got a cream base.
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All right.
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Well,
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I'm going to open the show with some
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sad news.
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I got a message from a loyal listener,
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always in the chat.
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He's known as Fergie.
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He's also known by Jeff Ferguson.
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He turned in his Clydesdale card today.
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Yep.
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Fergie is now under two-twenty for the
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first time in a very, very long time.
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And the man,
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you can't see it in this picture,
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but the full picture I got,
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dude's getting like washboard.
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He is jacked, dude.
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It's like a figure competitor.
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Like, it's insane.
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Yeah, it is.
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I am so proud of him.
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He told me a story,
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the stuff he's had to overcome to get
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there.
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So now he has converted his Clydesdale
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card into the pink pony card.
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Which is slightly different.
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I mean the pony card.
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Yeah, pony card.
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There it is.
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There we go.
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Check him out, y'all.
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yeah um use that door for reference guys
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that fergie's a big dude yeah like he's
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tall and not just tall to me he's
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tall he's actually tall uh yeah he's i
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think he's six four six yeah six four
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six five something like that yeah he's big
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um and for him to be that lean
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at this point dude um is ridiculous
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Yeah.
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Mark Phillips, you are dead on.
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That man chops down trees with one swipe.
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Absolutely, he does.
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I like this.
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Jacked and tanned, baby.
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Jacked and tanned.
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Fergie would have fit right at home.
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Fergie shared with me that he's been
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fighting arthritis issues and finally got
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to...
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Shannon will probably correct me here.
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A rheumatoid,
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like a doctor that deals with arthritis.
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Rheumatologist?
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Yeah, there you go.
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Thank you.
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Probably a rheumatologist,
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if I had to guess.
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And I think you are correct.
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Whoops, sorry.
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Now he's a thoroughbred.
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Yeah, maybe that's the card.
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From Clydesdale to thoroughbred.
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Yeah,
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we could probably skip right over Pony
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completely.
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Let's be honest.
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That's kind of.
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But yeah, those are goals, man.
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Those are goals.
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Yeah, man.
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Good on him, dude.
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Good on him.
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Proud of him.
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I was sharing with him that I've been
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on my own journey and down sixty five
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and I'm just trying to catch him.
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Just trying to catch him.
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Probably both of y'all, man.
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It's not an easy thing to do.
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It's just not.
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I don't give a damn what anybody says.
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It's not.
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If you're doing it the correct way,
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it is not an easy thing to do.
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I met a girl at camp over the
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weekend who lost over a hundred.
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She looks like a completely different
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human being.
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um and she did it like you know
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we were talking about it and uh you
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know I said what what was the catalyst
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for you and she said I woke up
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angry one day just tired of it just
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just mad at myself mad at how how
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far I had gotten come and whatnot and
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she said I had had enough and um
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her story was amazing it's not mine to
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tell just tell a little part of it
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but she's amazing human being I showed her
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my
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formerly fat guy pictures that I keep on
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my phone that I keep of myself to
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remind myself of, you know,
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in those days I look at pictures of
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me, I'm like, you know,
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All we ever see is, uh,
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whenever you have that residual self
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image, all you ever see is the, the,
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the flaws, right?
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Uh, that's still there.
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And it's real easy to get lost in
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that instead of remembering how far you've
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come, um, which is why all the time.
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So kudos to her kudos to Fergie and
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kudos to you for, uh,
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staying the course and keeping at it, man.
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It's not an easy thing to do.
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Yep.
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Well, with that,
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I took my daughter out for dinner last
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night and a couple of her friends and
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my wife.
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And we went to this place called Ocean
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Star.
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It is a seafood sushi.
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I know.
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I know.
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In the middle of Montana.
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I would have chose like a steakhouse or
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something like that because they're kind
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of known for their beef here.
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where can i get a buffalo steak that's
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what i would have been looking for if
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i was in montana where can i get
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a buffalo steak but my wife uh or
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not my wife my daughter is a massive
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sushi fan and uh so we took her
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out last night as it was her last
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night to hang out and um
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I got the worst service I've ever had
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in my life.
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Well, not ever, but pretty bad.
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So it's,
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it's an all you can eat restaurant.
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You look at the menu,
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you tell them what sushi roll you want
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or what seafood or whatever,
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they bring it to your table and then
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you can order as much as you want.
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As long as you finish your plate,
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basically.
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So everybody orders.
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I get a hibachi of scallops and like
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zucchini and stuff like that.
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Everybody gets served.
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I'm still waiting.
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So I order a sushi roll because I'm
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still, I don't have any food.
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Everybody else is chowing down, waiting.
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Everybody's now getting their second and
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third order and I'm still waiting for my
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food.
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Finally, my daughter goes,
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are any of his orders going to come
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out?
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Are y'all catching his scallops right now?
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Are the shelves really hard to open?
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What's happening?
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Finally, when my daughter said that,
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three seconds later,
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they come out with the hibachi and the
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sushi roll.
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Of course they did.
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I eat that and then I said, okay,
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I want one more sushi roll and some
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seaweed salad.
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Put those in and
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wait again and now people are getting like
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fifth sixth seventh plates and i'm not
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getting anything and the lady comes over
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and i'm like listen did i do something
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to offend you right because like i'm the
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only one not getting served like everybody
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else at this table is getting served ahead
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of me and i'm the one paying the
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bill
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I wish I looked like that, Vicki.
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I wish.
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But you had to have something in front
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of you to look like that.
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FYI,
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using chopsticks with hooves is really
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tricky.
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Really tricky.
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Really tricky.
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And she said, well,
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our sushi line's backed up.
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I said, I get that part of it,
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even though I ordered sushi before these
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people and they forgot theirs and I don't.
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However,
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seaweed salad is throwing a clump on a
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couple pieces of lettuce.
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Yeah.
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It's actually probably already pre-made in
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a refrigerator somewhere.
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They just need to literally put it,
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scoop it onto a plate.
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My guess is like scooping the seaweed,
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throwing it on the plate and bringing it
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to my table.
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Yeah.
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Again, were they harvesting the seaweed?
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Because that probably would take a little
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bit of time because y'all were in Montana.
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And I am, I am the,
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I am usually,
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I worked in the service industry when I
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was younger.
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I am the last guy to like get
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Yeah, I try not to.
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Pissy about stuff like that?
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Yeah.
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They came out and asked,
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do you want to order anything else?
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And I said, no,
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because it won't come until next Tuesday.
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Right, no.
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It turns out I'm leaving tomorrow,
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so I would really like to go ahead
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and get that taken care of tonight.
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That'd be fantastic.
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If it wasn't just me,
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like everybody else at the table is
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getting their stuff.
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Yeah.
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How much did I tip?
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So that was,
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that was actually the bone of contention
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after the meal.
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Cause I'm like, I'm ready to give like,
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yeah.
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And my daughter's like, you can't do that.
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We come here.
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You can't leave.
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I'm like, I got shitty service.
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And she goes, yeah,
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but the rest of us got great service.
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And I'm like,
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I'm paying for rubbing that in.
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Oh yeah.
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And then I'm paying the bill though.
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Like out of all the people at the
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table, I'm fairly certain.
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It was probably obvious that you were the
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guy paying the bill, right?
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Like if you, I would also be willing,
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but you probably said, Hey,
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Like checks coming right here the entire
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time.
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If I'm waiting on that table,
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especially doing what they're doing right
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now,
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I am doing everything in my power to
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where your food,
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the guy who's actually paying for all of
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this shit is coming out first.
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Right there in front of you.
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Fresh as could be.
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I want your scallops to still be sizzling
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when they get one of these to you
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by the time they'll be.
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I think David Reed is onto something.
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I think they drove to the Pacific Ocean
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to get the seaweed.
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And then came back to Montana.
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Yeah.
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There's some dude right now just in a
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Why a Geo Metro?
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Hunched over the wheels because you ever
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seen what people in the service industry
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drive?
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They're not rolling around in Ferraris,
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Scott.
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That's not a thing.
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I got to tell you,
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I saw here in Montana someone driving
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around in a Suzuki Sidekick.
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I didn't know any of those survived.
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Dude.
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A stiff wind and those things blow over.
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sam dancer we all know who sam dancer
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is right yeah when he was playing football
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in college he was driving around in a
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geo tracker he told us this over the
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weekend he was like he's like and i
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didn't drink
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said i wasn't drinking at the time at
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all he said so i would go pick
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up like you know these offensive linemen
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and whatever else he said and we go
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out he said i'm the designated driver he
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said and there's you know these big you
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know five three hundred pound guys rolling
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around in a geo tracker just
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unfolding themselves out of this three
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hundred dollar car when he said no
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floorboards like it was just it was
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absolutely bad i'm just i said dude i'm
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just trying to picture you unfolding
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yourself out of this thing he said yeah
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it was funny to watch i i was
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bouncing in a club in the in the
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early early nineties right and one of the
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guys i worked with was six foot seven
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we called him ozone because his head was
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like up in that stratosphere right yep and
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uh
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He had a Geo Metro.
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He had to have it customized and move
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the tracks.
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There it is.
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He had to have the tracks of the
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front seat moved back.
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Yeah.
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So that he could fit in the car.
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And I said,
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maybe you should have bought a different
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car.
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I would think that'd probably be a pretty
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solid choice to lead off with.
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Like maybe not buy the thing that you
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can't actually fit into.
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That would be probably pretty,
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pretty cool.
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The last car I want to customize is
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a geo Metro for any reason whatsoever.
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No, that's wild.
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Wow.
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I'm going to go ahead and fold myself
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into my car so I can go ahead
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and get to the library.
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Like, no, dude.
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Yeah, looking out the sunroof,
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a hundred percent.
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Yeah, like Dino.
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Speaking of missing Yabba Dabba Doo.
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It's like this up out the window.
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Out the sunroof.
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A Geo Metro should not have a sunroof.
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That's just a...
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You have to cut a hole in the
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roof.
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Naked on sunroof.
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Artis Gilmore had the front seat of his
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Porsche removed and drove from the back
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seat.
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Jesus Christ.
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Geo Metro versus K-Car.
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K-Car had more leg room.
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Actually, they always had back seats.
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Yeah,
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I would go with the K-Car over the
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Geo Metro.
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I would go with the K-Car over the
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Geo Metro.
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You look like an undercover cop,
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so you probably get a little respect.
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People move out of your way.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Going to the library eating huckleberries.
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Going to the library.
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Yes, indeed.
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If you've ever seen Die Hard with a
15:57
Vengeance,
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you know all about the three-cylinder
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Yugos because they use a gold brick to
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break the window.
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Isn't it?
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They drive in trying to catch the dudes
16:06
in the Mercedes, and John McClane's like,
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this piece of shit got any more?
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He said, you go, man.
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It was built for economy, not speed.
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Oh, man.
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That reminds me of the scene in Police
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Academy when the guy ripped out the front
16:24
seat because he was so tall and had
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to sit in the back seat.
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Yeah, that was Bubba Smith.
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I'm trying to remember what they call him
16:31
in Tackleberry.
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Hightower.
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Hightower.
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Tackleberry was the guy who was infatuated
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with the arms, all the guns.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're right, you're right, you're right.
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I'm impressed I remember that much about
16:47
Police Academy, by the way.
16:50
The first Police Academy was awesome.
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Gold.
16:54
Absolute gold.
16:55
So much gold that they made twenty-seven
16:58
more.
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Which is not usually a really good play,
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FYI.
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No.
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No,
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it kind of the return you get as
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you.
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Yeah, it's the law of diminishing returns.
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Yes, it's the law of diminishing returns.
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And it's yeah,
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it's definitely a thing when you start
17:15
getting that down there.
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Oh,
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Jay Burch asked what Friggy is doing
17:22
different to lose that weight.
17:23
He told me that one of the best
17:25
things he does is the ten K steps
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a day.
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Oh, I was going to say meth,
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but yeah,
17:29
that probably makes a lot more sense.
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He's riding a snake, man.
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Riding a snake.
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Getting it done.
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Y'all itchy?
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Is that just me?
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Have you ever seen that Jim Carrey bit?
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He was on Saturday Night Live and he'd
17:49
come out with a new weight loss plan
17:50
and it was like straight coke.
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Oh, yeah.
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He goes,
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all you got to do is ride the
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snake, man.
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Ride the snake.
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Yeah.
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I've lost sixty seven pounds in two days.
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In two days.
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Good night.
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Quote of the day.
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Are you itchy or is it just me?
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It's not Colorado, Scott, dude.
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It's Montana.
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Yeah.
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I'm about to say,
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are you are you leaving Colorado?
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What's happening right now?
18:25
Seven-minute abs.
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Yes, indeed.
18:28
He's doing seven-minute abs.
18:31
What's-her-face's abs?
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Carrie Pierce's abs?
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I think... It wasn't seven-minute abs.
18:38
I thought it was Carrie...
18:39
I thought it was Carrie Pierce's abs.
18:45
Is it just... No,
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she's got her own thing.
18:49
I can't remember what it was called.
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You know what he might have been doing,
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Mark Phillips, is Taibo...
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Billy Blank's in it all day long.
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Power abs.
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Thank you, Andrew Sten.
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Andrew's on top of stuff, man.
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That dude is sharp.
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David Reed,
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I definitely need to stop eating.
19:10
On gymnastics days,
19:11
you can hear my joints say mercy,
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I think is what he was trying to
19:14
type there.
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Or he was speaking French and merde.
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Merde is shit.
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I don't know French.
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I know, I do, but it's fine.
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And Doug is originally from Canada,
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so that might be a thing.
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My head is filled with useless
19:36
information.
19:36
My brother, that is our generation.
19:39
That is our generation.
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They gave us so many things that we
19:41
didn't ever,
19:42
we're never going to use again whatsoever.
19:44
And they're all stuck in our head forever
19:46
and ever and ever.
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I think that is the perfect subtitle for
19:52
this show.
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Yeah.
19:53
Our heads are filled with useless
19:56
information.
19:57
It's just in there.
20:00
Yeah, Mark is correct.
20:01
We couldn't look shit up.
20:02
We just had to remember it.
20:03
You either remembered it or you didn't.
20:05
Or you had to get home and look
20:07
at the encyclopedias that your
20:08
grandparents had from the late seventies
20:10
that were just laying around the house.
20:12
At least that's what it was at my
20:13
house.
20:13
We invented phone a friend.
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Oh God.
20:16
Oh shit.
20:17
I don't know that.
20:18
Let me call Corey.
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Let me call Vicky.
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You see, I think,
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I think Scott was talking about this the
20:23
other day.
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Let me call and see.
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Oh, hello.
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It's Scott home.
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Because you didn't just call Scott.
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You called Scott's parents' house.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and by the way, Mrs. Schweitzer,
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do you know the answer to?
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Yeah.
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Look,
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if you know the answer to this and
20:41
we don't have to worry about getting
20:42
Scott, it'll be fine.
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You have to bring him the cord with
20:44
the phone,
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the phone with the cord that's ninety five
20:47
feet long.
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You have no idea.
20:49
I read World Book for Fun on the
20:51
ranch.
20:51
Yeah.
20:52
Yeah.
20:54
Dude, if I got home and my life,
20:56
if we had a half day of school
20:57
for whatever reason,
20:59
I would get off the bus at my
21:00
grandma's house in the afternoon before my
21:02
mom married my dad.
21:04
So it was just me and her most
21:05
of the time.
21:06
And if she was watching Days of Our
21:09
Lives or whatever else,
21:11
there's nothing else on at two o'clock in
21:13
the afternoon.
21:14
I had to entertain myself some sort of
21:16
way.
21:16
And if it wasn't sunny outside where I
21:18
go ride my bike and just be outside
21:20
and go do stuff,
21:22
My options were fairly limited.
21:23
It was Reader's Digest or the Encyclopedia
21:26
Britannica.
21:29
I just got my wife.
21:30
You're laughing about Reader's Digest.
21:31
It's still a thing.
21:33
Oh, I know.
21:33
She saw something for it.
21:35
This was over the summer,
21:37
like within the last two and a half
21:39
months or so.
21:41
And she said,
21:41
I think I would like a subscription to
21:43
the Reader's Digest.
21:44
And I said, don't play with me.
21:47
And she said, no, for real.
21:49
We now have a subscription to the Reader's
21:50
Digest at the Leonard Household.
21:54
Just telling you.
21:56
So when I go to my in-laws house,
21:57
the Reader's Digest is still in the
21:59
bathroom.
22:00
Yeah.
22:02
And they used to buy all of their
22:04
kids, including my wife,
22:06
a subscription to Reader's Digest every
22:09
single year.
22:11
And my wife is an avid Reader's Digest
22:17
fan.
22:18
so it's mine now she has a we
22:20
have i'm telling you we we just got
22:22
a subscription same time any better dad
22:25
jokes than readers digest that was the
22:28
first thing i wanted to see is if
22:33
humor and uniform uh all in a day's
22:36
work laughter is the best medicine like
22:37
all those little things are still in there
22:39
fyi they are all those are still in
22:43
there it's amazing dude
22:47
Reader's Digest is OG Doom scrolling on
22:49
the toilet.
22:51
Exactly.
22:52
Yes.
22:54
I used to love the jokes.
22:55
That's what I got it for.
22:57
The various little stories and whatnot.
22:59
I rarely read the actual articles that
23:01
were in there.
23:03
Didn't need any of that.
23:05
I was too young for that.
23:08
My college bathroom looked like a doctor's
23:10
office.
23:11
I had Sports Illustrated, Reader's Digest,
23:15
Car and driver, road and track,
23:18
all that stuff.
23:21
My, uh, my uncle, my dad,
23:24
one of my dad's brothers, um,
23:26
big hot rod dude.
23:27
He said I used to get his old,
23:30
he would have a scripture in the hot
23:31
rod magazine and I would get his old,
23:33
uh, his old episode,
23:34
his old copies of it.
23:35
Like when he was done with him,
23:36
I'd get him back and like, yeah,
23:38
I had pictures of all kinds of hot
23:39
rods and shit stuck up on the wall
23:41
at my house.
23:44
uh true false that didn't come into the
23:47
bathroom with me that always was right in
23:49
the living room where i could actually see
23:50
what was coming on tv that that was
23:53
where it needed to be yeah utility you
23:57
have to have it where the utility works
24:01
uh mark phillips also would read the
24:03
shampoo the toothpaste didn't matter had
24:05
to have something good to read rinse
24:08
repeat um
24:14
Did you see,
24:16
so I want to ask you a little
24:17
bit about this Wadapalooza SoCal thing and
24:19
the new Battle of the Camps.
24:23
Yep.
24:23
Jamie talked the other night about,
24:26
are we getting too much in the fall
24:29
season of CrossFit?
24:32
Because now that there are four teams,
24:34
it's becoming abundantly clear that not
24:36
everybody is willing to do another comp.
24:40
And I just jotted down,
24:41
I took the top ten finishers of the
24:43
games.
24:46
And on the women's side,
24:49
and if you add Tia to this,
24:51
because Tia is not doing it, Amy Kringle,
24:54
Alex Kazan, Lucy Campbell, Paige Powers,
24:56
and Elisa Fuliano are all top ten
24:58
finishers of the games.
25:00
None of them are doing this competition.
25:03
On the men's side, no Adler, no Roman,
25:06
no Guy, and no Moritz Fiebig.
25:08
All top ten athletes.
25:12
I didn't put Madaris in there because he
25:14
was going to do it,
25:14
and then he had the car accident,
25:16
which we didn't even talk about on the
25:17
show.
25:19
And so he has to pull out.
25:23
Is there going to be – and I
25:24
was watching Get Up this morning,
25:26
and they were talking about that six NFC
25:28
quarterbacks are now out in the first two
25:31
weeks of the season.
25:32
It's just bananas crazy, by the way.
25:36
Right.
25:37
And they were talking about how much they
25:38
hate watching football when it's like
25:40
backup quarterbacks.
25:42
especially someone like Jameis Winston,
25:44
who we've already seen his performances.
25:48
We already know what he's bringing to the
25:49
table,
25:51
and the hope is not there for Giants
25:53
fans.
25:57
I tell you what,
25:58
for Giants fans in particular,
26:01
it's going to be entertaining.
26:05
It may not be entertaining on the field,
26:06
but it'll be entertaining watching the
26:08
press conference.
26:10
I don't.
26:13
I didn't say on a field.
26:14
I just said it was going to be
26:15
entertaining.
26:15
Yeah.
26:20
So my question is,
26:22
I think on the men's side,
26:23
you still have a lot of star power.
26:25
Yeah, absolutely.
26:26
Because you have James, Dallin, Jason,
26:29
Ricky, Jay, and Colton.
26:31
Yeah.
26:32
I would say that is high stakes success.
26:36
in and of itself, those, those,
26:38
those are like, that's a,
26:40
that's a damn good field to watch.
26:41
Right.
26:42
And then when you throw in the,
26:44
not just, not just good competitors,
26:47
but high entertainment value.
26:51
Yeah.
26:51
I'm sorry.
26:55
I got distracted reading frigging Joseph's
26:58
comment.
26:58
Oh, so
27:02
On the women's side, do we have that?
27:04
We have Emma Lawson, Maddie Sturt,
27:07
Olivia Kerstetter, Ariel Lowen,
27:09
and Danielle Brandon.
27:10
Those would be the top ten from the
27:13
games.
27:15
I think DB is always going to be
27:18
entertainment value.
27:19
I think Ariel is always going to be
27:21
entertainment value.
27:24
I love Emma Lawson.
27:25
She is so talented,
27:27
but I wouldn't call her entertaining.
27:31
No.
27:32
God,
27:32
I feel like such an asshole for saying
27:34
that.
27:35
I do too,
27:35
because I like her a lot.
27:38
But she's pretty vanilla when it comes to
27:40
the actual entertainment part, right?
27:42
She's a ridiculous athlete.
27:45
That's not up for debate by any stretch
27:47
of the imagination.
27:47
But entertaining?
27:49
Not really.
27:51
Not really.
27:55
Meredith is saying it in a nice political
27:57
way.
27:58
Emma Lawson feels all business.
28:00
Sure.
28:03
She but she's vanilla.
28:05
Like, and that's okay.
28:08
Like they're great athletes that are
28:09
vanilla.
28:10
I would say Tom Brady was vanilla most
28:12
of his career.
28:14
I would agree to that.
28:16
Right,
28:16
but he still won six Super Bowls seven
28:18
Super Bowls.
28:21
Right?
28:21
You take that
28:26
Here's the deal, fake Savan.
28:28
I'm watching just to see Ariel be the
28:30
peacekeeper.
28:30
Ellie's out now.
28:32
So she didn't even have to be the
28:33
peacekeeper.
28:35
And I think Abby Domet and DB are
28:37
fine.
28:42
no i don't think she's gonna need to
28:43
be a peacekeeper by any stretch of the
28:44
imagination um i think with with emma and
28:48
db in particular you have the two opposite
28:51
sides of the spectrum as far as the
28:53
entertainment value is concerned right
28:56
because emma's gonna be the go along get
28:59
along kind of quiet vanilla smashing
29:01
whatever whatever it is they do and
29:04
danielle's liable to be yelling at people
29:06
Because she's done it before.
29:07
Like we've seen it happen on the floor
29:08
before at this event in particular.
29:11
So that might be worth the price of
29:13
admission right there.
29:14
But who knows?
29:20
Brady was more pistachio and acquired
29:22
taste.
29:25
Okay.
29:27
That's fair.
29:29
I think that's fair.
29:31
Brooke Wells vibes.
29:32
I imagine she's in that portion of the
29:34
population that doesn't have an internal
29:36
dialogue.
29:46
I love you.
29:48
Holy shit.
29:49
That's funny.
29:52
Is DB really fine with anyone other than
29:54
her dog, though?
29:55
This is the crazy thing, Lito.
29:57
Of the athletes I talk to,
29:59
there are a ton of them that love
30:01
DB.
30:03
Like, they love hanging out with her.
30:06
And it's not the athletes you would
30:08
expect.
30:09
Right.
30:14
I think it's just all the drama that
30:15
is created around her, right?
30:19
She feels like the type of person that
30:20
drama follows her.
30:23
When she does, I mean,
30:24
she is the common denominator.
30:26
She is the common denominator.
30:28
I'm not,
30:28
I don't think anybody's debating that part
30:30
of it,
30:31
but it just does seem like it follows
30:34
her for whatever reason.
30:37
Right.
30:37
Maybe she's creating it all.
30:39
Maybe some of it just so happens to
30:41
be, but whatever it is,
30:43
it stirs up around her,
30:45
which makes her interesting.
30:48
One way, whether you like it or not,
30:49
whether you, you know,
30:50
most people won't admit it or not,
30:51
but like people are drawn to that kind
30:53
of shit, right?
30:55
People stop and look at train wrecks.
30:57
People stop and look at wrecks on the
30:59
other side of the interstate that have
31:01
nothing to do with them and slows down
31:02
traffic because they just want to see,
31:05
kind of want to be interested in what's
31:07
going on.
31:07
And oh my God, that looks terrible.
31:08
And I'm so glad that's not me type
31:09
stuff.
31:11
I'm not saying she's a complete train
31:13
wreck because she does seem to be a
31:15
hell of a hell of a lot better
31:16
now than she was in years past when
31:18
it comes to the drama type stuff.
31:19
But shit just seems to happen around her
31:23
for whatever reason.
31:24
You know who she kind of reminds me
31:25
of?
31:26
And I don't know if this is a
31:26
good analogy or not,
31:27
but do you ever watch Dan Marino play
31:30
football?
31:31
Mm-hmm.
31:33
He wanted to win so bad that he
31:36
expected perfection from every single
31:38
person around him.
31:40
And if you didn't run the right route,
31:41
you got your ass chewed in the middle
31:44
of a game, right on the field.
31:46
Like he didn't care that the cameras were
31:48
there,
31:48
didn't care about any of that stuff.
31:51
If you watch the Danielle documentary that
31:55
Rad did,
31:56
she won everything she did from the time
32:00
she was a little girl.
32:03
Her expectation is that she wins and if
32:08
she doesn't win she's miserable It's
32:12
ridiculous and there are people in this
32:15
world that that's what makes them great
32:18
and
32:22
I say it's ridiculous.
32:23
It's really not.
32:24
It's just, it's,
32:25
that's what her expectation is in her mind
32:28
because that's what she's used to because
32:29
that's what's happened to her all the
32:31
time.
32:31
So for people who are that kind of
32:33
high achiever where that's,
32:35
it's almost expected at that point,
32:37
then it can become difficult whenever
32:39
stuff happens and you're not necessarily
32:41
equipped to deal with the fact that you've
32:42
never actually lost anything before or you
32:44
got your ass handed to you on a
32:45
particular workout for whatever it is.
32:49
That can be a problem.
32:51
might be why Marino never won.
32:52
I think that is it.
32:54
I think there's a point where you can
32:55
will your teammates to do so much,
32:57
but they get burned out on it really
32:59
quick.
33:00
I think that's a reason like Jim Harbaugh
33:03
doesn't last in any location very long as
33:06
a coach,
33:07
because he's so hard on his players that
33:11
it wears thin super, super fast.
33:13
And I think the same can be said
33:15
for Danielle.
33:17
that that aggressiveness in wanting to be
33:20
the best is hard to maintain for a
33:23
long period of time if you are around
33:26
that yeah you got to be uh you
33:30
got to be able to be humbled and
33:32
be able to accept it and go okay
33:34
i'm going to learn from this and like
33:36
put it behind me move on um talking
33:39
about dan marino you got to have the
33:43
I think that's a good example because as
33:45
a quarterback,
33:46
you have to have a short memory.
33:47
Like interception,
33:49
I didn't throw no interception.
33:49
I don't even know what you're talking
33:50
about, right?
33:52
But you can't have that mentality and then
33:55
also jump all over your wide receiver
33:57
because he took three steps off his route
34:01
completely wrong.
34:02
Like, hey, man, shit happens.
34:03
Like, yeah, yeah,
34:04
you also threw the ball fifteen yards
34:07
beyond my head.
34:08
Like, what do you want me to do?
34:09
Type stuff.
34:10
There has to be some sort of balance
34:11
there, and I think that's the problem.
34:14
Vicki dropped something in the private
34:15
chat about that a lot of people that
34:17
act like that out like that often have
34:21
some kind of emotional baggage or that
34:24
were hurt by somebody early on in their
34:26
life.
34:27
And if you watch that documentary,
34:29
Danielle did not lead the most pristine
34:32
life growing up.
34:34
She had to deal with a lot of
34:35
shit at a very young age.
34:39
I like her.
34:39
Every time I've interviewed her,
34:42
she's been on this show before.
34:45
Every time I see her in person,
34:47
she's nothing but cordial and nice.
34:51
But man, when it blows up,
34:55
it's a nuclear bomb.
34:58
And if you're holding on to whatever it
35:01
is you're holding on to,
35:02
that's how those people tend to end up
35:04
acting, right?
35:05
Super nice, super chill, super whatever.
35:08
And then you get to a boiling point
35:10
when you just let it all out at
35:12
once.
35:14
I know several people like that.
35:16
Used to know several people like that.
35:18
I don't associate it with them anymore.
35:23
Yeah.
35:26
Jesus Christ.
35:29
anyway i i just whatever you want to
35:33
say about her she brings people to the
35:35
competition yes and that yeah that's what
35:38
i was getting at earlier is that people
35:41
are going to want to watch yeah uh
35:44
joseph is responding to uh fake savan
35:48
saying that they're that pole vaulters are
35:51
crazy and he knows that because he is
35:53
one just saying
35:58
so anyway moving right along sorry i
36:01
couldn't help that uh so anyway do you
36:09
my question to you now is do you
36:12
want to watch socal is there enough star
36:15
power there
36:18
to make you want to watch like if
36:20
if your schedule was clear right and you
36:23
had to choose between reacher lanterns and
36:27
waterpalooza socal well if i gotta choose
36:32
between those three i'm watching socal
36:33
just because i'm not caught up on the
36:36
well i actually am caught up on lanterns
36:38
um not caught up on the other ones
36:40
yet it'd be a whole lot of other
36:42
stuff to do yeah i still think i
36:43
would um
36:46
But I am not a good sample size
36:48
because,
36:50
like we've talked about several times on
36:51
this show,
36:54
I'm going to watch it no matter what.
36:56
Like they could have picked, you know,
36:59
people who were at semifinals that you
37:01
can't name right now to send out to
37:03
water Palooza.
37:04
And I would still probably watch it if
37:06
for no other reason.
37:07
And the fact that Jr programmed it,
37:10
it's a different type of event, right?
37:12
Where you can substitute people in here,
37:14
there,
37:14
and yonder for whatever events are going
37:16
on and whatnot.
37:17
My biggest problem with, with,
37:19
with SoCal is that it's in SoCal and
37:22
it's going to be on super late.
37:26
The nice thing about that is if you
37:27
can rewind it the next morning,
37:29
just buzz through it.
37:32
Yeah.
37:34
That's a fact.
37:36
This I will never understand.
37:39
I'll still watch it because JR's
37:41
programming generally plays out great.
37:44
I just don't get into programming that
37:46
much.
37:47
You're not a competitor like JR does.
37:50
And I am.
37:51
So it's fun to watch the stuff that
37:54
he does.
37:57
I respect what he does.
37:58
I think he's great at what he does.
38:00
But I don't think programming is ever
38:02
going to be what brings me to the
38:05
table.
38:06
It's not the only thing that brings me
38:08
to the table, but it's part of it.
38:11
I didn't watch most of Legends because as
38:14
soon as I saw the programming,
38:15
I was like,
38:15
this is going to be dumb.
38:16
I'm not watching this.
38:17
See, I watch anything for the people,
38:23
right?
38:25
And to me, like sports is about,
38:27
you have a test in front of you,
38:30
whatever that test is on that day,
38:32
you have to face it and let's see
38:34
how people react to that test.
38:36
So I'll say, I'll say this,
38:39
I'm going to do whatever test is in
38:41
front of me if I'm actually on the
38:42
floor.
38:44
But if I have my choice and there's
38:46
two different things going on at the time
38:47
and they're both being broadcast and I'm
38:49
watching one or the other,
38:50
I'm going to watch the one that I
38:51
think is way more interesting to watch and
38:53
makes way more sense.
38:55
um and yes here we go uh good
38:57
programming lido good programming makes
38:59
good races so it's more fun to watch
39:00
regardless if you're in the program or not
39:02
that's a fact i agree to disagree but
39:08
okay sorry no fergie fergie said maybe
39:12
because i'm tall i like the fun size
39:13
athletes they fascinate me with their
39:15
movement you're welcome ferg
39:24
um maybe justin is out of rogue now
39:27
because harry is in someone's place uh
39:30
earlier in the chat i think i have
39:32
not seen this personally um uh what's his
39:39
name oh my gosh i'm having a brain
39:41
fart uh austin hatfield is withdrawn yes
39:46
and there was someone oh uh yonikoski
39:50
There it is.
39:50
Vicky found it.
39:52
And Yonakoski has withdrawn from Rogue.
39:55
So that's probably where the Harry
39:58
Lightfoot piece is.
40:02
like harry i like to see him on
40:03
the floor i like to see him actually
40:06
right after an event because he is an
40:09
absolute like he's a freak show of a
40:12
human being and the fact that he's just
40:14
out there giving high fives hugging random
40:16
people in the crowd like leading cheers
40:19
and chants and like that like harry's a
40:21
whole he's a whole vibe dude i really
40:23
like that guy yeah well i hate to
40:27
cut this short today but i have to
40:28
because i gotta catch a plane
40:30
As it turns out, get in the plane,
40:33
not on the plane.
40:34
That is my one big piece of advice
40:39
for you.
40:40
Everybody talks about,
40:40
I got to get on the plane.
40:41
Don't get on the plane.
40:43
If you get on the plane,
40:43
as soon as it takes off,
40:44
you're going to fall off the plane and
40:45
you're going to be stuck in Montana.
40:46
Yeah, but we're in the land of rodeos,
40:48
man.
40:48
They're just going to saddle up,
40:50
hop on top,
40:52
get a hold of that rope.
40:53
Yeah,
40:54
and I'm going to say this one more
40:55
time.
40:55
Get in the plane, not on the plane.
41:01
Yeah,
41:02
it has been the most amazing week here
41:04
in Montana.
41:05
We've got to spend so much time with
41:07
my daughter.
41:08
It has been lovely, but man,
41:10
I cannot wait to get back to my
41:11
bed.
41:11
Oh, my bed.
41:13
My couch, my studio, all of that stuff.
41:19
Yeah.
41:21
Let's say this before we leave.
41:24
Leto said,
41:24
Harry just says the crowd here on fire.
41:26
That sounds dangerous, Leto.
41:28
Yeah.
41:29
I think it sounds illegal.
41:32
Slightly.
41:33
Slightly.
41:34
Yeah.
41:37
Yeah.
41:39
With that, guys,
41:41
hopefully we'll see you tomorrow when my
41:43
plane lands tonight at eleven o'clock at
41:46
night and I go back to work first
41:49
thing tomorrow morning,
41:50
which is freaking awesome.
41:53
I think you'd love your job.
41:55
But the bright side is only work two
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days and I have another weekend.
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Perfect.
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That guys have a great time.
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We'll see you tomorrow with lunch with the
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Clydesdale.
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We'll be back all weekend long with that.
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Have a great day.
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You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
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room to jazz me up.
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I'm already jazzy.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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saddle.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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saddle.
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Talking to reps,
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real life strength in the battle.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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heat.
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CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, shoot it,
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now you're part of the family.