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Colum Tyrrell Fills In | Son of a Boy Dad #132 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: We used to do it again. We used to do
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  Speaker 7: a lot of the N words stuff. We'd be doing
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  Speaker 7: nibbling on not jos, not jos, nine inwards nibbling on nachos.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yourself going the N word stuff. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: as wholesome as the nwords stuff. Dude, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where Little Sas is. I'm sorry about this. This is
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  Speaker 1: disrespectful of your time, but I'm happier here.
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  Speaker 7: That's why he's little, and he'll never be big Sas, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: little Sas.
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  Speaker 1: He'll never grow up if he doesn't have it. He
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't. He has no juice, and I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: those juice. It's pissy it no juice, all juice. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Colum Tyrrell in the fucking building, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Well up? What up? Folks?
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  Speaker 1: By take us to my fucking man show in Philly
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  Speaker 1: this this coming.
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  Speaker 7: Week Wednesday, Philadelphia Helium Comedy Clubs, September twentieth.
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  Speaker 6: Come on out. We will find room for you.
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  Speaker 7: But no, it's gonna be good. I think SaaS wanted
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  Speaker 7: to come down, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't seen him. Where is he?
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was in here with you today. He
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  Speaker 1: told me that we had to be in here at
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  Speaker 1: ten fifteen. You're a hard out at fucking eleven.
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  Speaker 7: My own way, and I didn't even go past security,
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  Speaker 7: so you haven't. I'd snok up the stairs.
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  Speaker 6: We're vulnerable, you're prone to attack.
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  Speaker 1: We're vulnerable to a disgruntled fired employee coming back in.
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  Speaker 9: School. Season's back, dude, battle school shopping.
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  Speaker 6: Oh wow, ak, yeah, you've seen the news.
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  Speaker 7: It's like twenty kids shut and you go, oh better
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  Speaker 7: get the Halloween decorations down.
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  Speaker 1: It's back to school shopping, dude. It is a grim
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  Speaker 1: reality that comes with September the school start again.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, pumpkin spice and dead kids. What else is? What's
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  Speaker 6: more American than that?
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  Speaker 1: When the fault you take your girlfriend apple picking in
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  Speaker 1: ak shopping.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, big boots, Fedora hats.
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  Speaker 9: It's the fucking wave, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, please come out to that show Helium September
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  Speaker 7: twenty and if you and if and if you're not
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  Speaker 7: in Philadelphia, because you're smart, follow my eh, go take
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  Speaker 7: my YouTube channel. I've got a special out right now
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  Speaker 7: thirty minutes. Will call them Tyrrell.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 7: The special is very good at times, and I would
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  Speaker 7: like you to click on it.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 9: You got all the fucking comedians that go to Ireland
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  Speaker 9: and steal valor and go have their little rumspringer vacation
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  Speaker 9: in Ireland, fucking get two dates in and pretend that
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  Speaker 9: it's the culture and their ancestors and everything.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they all.
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  Speaker 1: Owe you fucking buying tickets in the States when you
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  Speaker 1: are a fucking that is it. You're right, people go
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  Speaker 1: over to Ireland and fucking Australia like it's their fucking job.
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  Speaker 1: Every single comics they're like, I'm going on tour. You
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  Speaker 1: have two dates at like the same place, back to back.
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  Speaker 9: Dude. They're fucking lying, dude.
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  Speaker 6: You think I'm going on tour. Yeah, they go get
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  Speaker 6: the good exchange rate and dip.
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  Speaker 1: They make flyers and fucking t shirts like they had
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  Speaker 1: a fucking tour in Ireland. Dude, you had two dates
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  Speaker 1: that you're paying for. You're losing a ton of money
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  Speaker 1: on airfare. It's fucked. They all owe you buying some
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  Speaker 1: take us to these shows in Philly.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone, Yeah, by the tickets to Philly. And if you've
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  Speaker 7: ever just claimed to be Irish, watched the special. Also,
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  Speaker 7: just anyone who's even heard of Ireland, watch the special.
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  Speaker 7: If you've never heard of Ireland, watch the special. Just
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  Speaker 7: watch click on the special please, it's all out clicks.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not even asking you to watch it. Just click
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  Speaker 6: on it. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You know that fucking Joe Biden claims you guys like
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  Speaker 1: nobody's business.
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  Speaker 6: He'll mention Ireland, who the homeland and back right?
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  Speaker 7: He does claim to be Irish and we accepted him
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  Speaker 7: before we found out he was a fucking he was
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  Speaker 7: batting for the other team. Yes, I'm starting to be
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  Speaker 7: like a little little coy about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, mister Biden's dick all in his mouth, dude, toasterlong
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  Speaker 1: his lips. No, but in the in like the Cultural
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  Speaker 1: Center in Ireland, they have fucking floor to ceiling pictures
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  Speaker 1: of Rihanna. There, you guys claim Rihanna Like it's nobody's
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  Speaker 1: business to dude. People go and it's Barack Obama and
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  Speaker 1: Ireland in like the Find Your Ancestors Center in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of Ireland.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, I didn't know about Rihanna. I knew Biden, I
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  Speaker 7: knew Obama. I knew Obama did come out, Dude, he
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  Speaker 7: sold out like he friendomoneus have a joke about it,
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  Speaker 7: because like Ireland's like very racist, Like when it like
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  Speaker 7: we're like a naturally it's like it no, look, it's
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  Speaker 7: not like we don't choose to be it's just like
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  Speaker 7: naturally ingrained in our in our DNA, you know, so,
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  Speaker 7: so it's like it's natural. It's not like the bad
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  Speaker 7: type of racism you choose to be some people you
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  Speaker 7: choose to be racist.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's familiar. It's ancestral.
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  Speaker 6: It's almost instinctual.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you literally can't help it. It's genetic.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but everyone went to see Obama.
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  Speaker 7: Obama came and gave a speech in Ireland and there
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  Speaker 7: was like hundreds of thousands of people came out and
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  Speaker 7: a friend of mine I was like.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, so nice to see so many people go see Obama.
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  Speaker 6: But wouldn't get in a taxi if he was driving,
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  Speaker 6: because there was a whole.
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  Speaker 7: Thing about like black taxi drivers pull up and all
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  Speaker 7: the girls be like, no, I'm not getting in.
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  Speaker 6: There was like one rumor went around like a black guy.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, No, I don't know if we talked about it
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  Speaker 1: the last time you in here. I feel like all
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  Speaker 1: the bad ideas are coming from the taxi drivers in Ireland.
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  Speaker 7: There the best. Some of the stuff you hear from
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  Speaker 7: the taxi drivers and Ireland at the best. Someone someone,
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  Speaker 7: he was telling me a story. I got home from
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  Speaker 7: New York.
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  Speaker 6: I'm in Ireland. I got picked up at the airport.
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  Speaker 6: The guy's driving. He's like, here's no, I'm from Ireland.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: He's just talking, talking, talking, and he tells he tells
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  Speaker 7: me a story. I don't know how I didn't even
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  Speaker 7: ask about it was his brother is dating a black chick?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't. I didn't, There's no questions came out of me.
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  Speaker 7: But he was talking long enough that eventually he mentioned
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  Speaker 7: that his brother stating a black chick, and he said
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  Speaker 7: it was very funny. You know, what do you he called
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  Speaker 7: the after acts?
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  Speaker 6: Do you have ac do you have Africa? Here? There's
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  Speaker 6: a there's a cent called Africa.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think Africa. That's insane.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's the best.
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  Speaker 6: Well it was when you're a teenage Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I if I like it now
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  Speaker 6: would be a pedophile.
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  Speaker 7: But but the joke was and he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so someone bought the.
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  Speaker 6: Links Frika for Christmas, you know, just like left here buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking incredible though, But it's it's the I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's all coming from I don't I can't believe that
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  Speaker 1: they didn't know that you were Irish, Like do you
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  Speaker 1: think that you lost like your Irish accent over here?
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  Speaker 1: Like how did you go to Australia and get an
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  Speaker 1: Australian accent? Americans will go over there? Yeah, wake up?
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  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, my brother's in Australia. He has a bit
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  Speaker 7: of a twang that I noticed. I definitely I'm twanged, though,
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  Speaker 7: I'm twanging out. I'm twagging out my balls right now.
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  Speaker 7: Really I'm twanged. This is an American accent, this is
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  Speaker 7: a soul are people will like roast you.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone makes front of me. Really. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, I was watching back the special last night, the
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  Speaker 7: final cut of it, and there's a part of it
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  Speaker 7: when I can't remember what I said, but I definitely
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  Speaker 7: said like that guy is awesome or something I got
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  Speaker 7: that guy is awesome, And I was like, oh, honestly,
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  Speaker 7: it was like had I only I only realized last night.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to edit it out double over ago.
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  Speaker 7: That fella's sound is that Yeah, that fellas sounded sounds.
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  Speaker 7: That fella's mighty. That fell as mighty cracks. So he
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  Speaker 7: is just dumb over it like Jackie Chan mouth doesn't
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  Speaker 7: match up at all. Yeah, that's good crack there. I
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  Speaker 7: am embarrassed. It wasn't until I started doing podcasts that like,
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  Speaker 7: because you start to kind of listen to yourself speak,
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  Speaker 7: that the annunciation becomes a thing.
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  Speaker 1: They're dragging your jaw through the sewer too, because all
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  Speaker 1: everybody is Philly that you're talking with ru garbage. You
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  Speaker 1: just are always around all the worst, sloppiest, most slack
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  Speaker 1: jawed accent that exists.
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  Speaker 9: It's poisoning you.
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  Speaker 6: I get homego, can I get some wooter? Awesome?
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  Speaker 1: But people in Philly thinking Irish accents like a fairy
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  Speaker 1: tale like they fucking love it, like, oh, talk to
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  Speaker 1: someone around.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it is fun that fairy daily Phiddley Diddley.
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  Speaker 6: It's fun. It's like when you do a Jamaican accent.
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  Speaker 7: You know your mama, don't cut your mama.
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  Speaker 6: Don't season hurt good? You know season you're going with
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  Speaker 6: the man. Yeah, that type of stuff. But it's just
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  Speaker 6: as fun all of that nice from Ireland.
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  Speaker 9: Trying to.
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  Speaker 7: Because yeah, Ireland and a lot of the Caribbean have
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  Speaker 7: the same stuff. We don't pronounce the h's and the t's, like,
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  Speaker 7: so we say give me that ting, give me that
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  Speaker 7: thing instead a thing, king thing? Yeah, we say thing
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  Speaker 7: all the time. Where's that thing?
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  Speaker 6: I lost my thing?
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  Speaker 9: Someone?
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  Speaker 1: There was some TikTok that told me that all of
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  Speaker 1: like the Southern like uh, the traditionally Southern like stupid
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  Speaker 1: accent uh that people think of actually came from England
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  Speaker 1: that it's like like a West England, like I be
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  Speaker 1: doing this and I be doing that, or.
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  Speaker 6: So do declare.
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  Speaker 9: Where it's like I'll be or I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's they're talking about in some ways, like
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  Speaker 1: some traditional slave dialects all come from like England. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you want to touch that one.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe I said the English.
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  Speaker 7: Probably, Yeah, the English would be natural slave owners for sure.
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  Speaker 7: It's something that's if anyone was built to own slaves,
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  Speaker 7: it's the that's they were designed to do it.
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  Speaker 1: They must have come up or maybe they didn't come
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  Speaker 1: up with it, but they protected that.
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  Speaker 9: They perfected the crash.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, they stole that from black people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: black people are actually you know, slavery.
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  Speaker 6: Was created by black people. We just took it and
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  Speaker 6: made it.
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  Speaker 1: Made it better like we originally. Yeah, we appropriate.
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  Speaker 6: Better. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like soul music like everything.
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  Speaker 9: It's like blue eyed soul. It's like Elvis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we completely remixed that ship, but it was I
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  Speaker 1: mean beautifully done on our part. Uh And and now
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  Speaker 1: you know it's it's where it should be. It actually
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: might have came from the Middle East. Dude. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it might have. They might have been cooking that
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  Speaker 1: ship out just like I'm a Robbie or some ship
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  Speaker 1: like that. I don't I'm sure whoever, whoever is just all.
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  Speaker 6: Over the world.
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  Speaker 7: It must have organically just happened where it's like I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna own this guy kind of like it's just that
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  Speaker 7: had to have been just an organic no matter where
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  Speaker 7: you are in the world, like.
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  Speaker 6: The first time you stood upright, you and it's.
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  Speaker 7: Like, all right, smaller guy, get them get in there.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's a decent chance that either we
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  Speaker 1: get enslaved by AI or they just like domesticate us
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  Speaker 1: like pets, and like AI has us just like they're
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  Speaker 1: walking us like a fucking that basically that's what a
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  Speaker 1: treadmill is. Like, it's just AI taking us for a
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  Speaker 1: fucking walk, just walking our bodies, them having us just
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  Speaker 1: like dogs.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't think they want that muscles good. I
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  Speaker 7: think that don't make us all like loose like like ve.
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  Speaker 6: Like vee on like it.
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  Speaker 9: They just keep us tethered up.
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  Speaker 6: The benefit of even keeping us around maybe just.
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  Speaker 1: The way that we like dogs like they we just
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  Speaker 1: want to have like a like a stupid ass.
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  Speaker 9: We're just like running around.
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  Speaker 6: Bring us to be very like nice of them and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet they do, just like walking us they
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  Speaker 1: like already they clean up our ship with a toilet,
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking Japanese toilet basically Ai. Yeah, just us
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  Speaker 1: licking peanut butter off AI's balls, going to town on him.
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  Speaker 9: I could see it. Dude.
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  Speaker 7: How lucky were we to be born now and not
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  Speaker 7: like one hundred years from now in the AI slave camps?
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  Speaker 9: You know, I mean that ship has to be fucking coming.
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  Speaker 1: It's either aliens or being enslaved by aliens, or we're
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  Speaker 1: being enslaved by AI. Oh yeah, I don't know which
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  Speaker 1: one you prefer. I guess AI.
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  Speaker 7: I want to read like Armageddon star scenario. I don't
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  Speaker 7: want to be just you know, I want to I
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  Speaker 7: want to see the world crumble. That would get me.
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  Speaker 1: Going if both happened simultaneously. It's kind of everybody's wet dream.
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  Speaker 1: We're kind of talking it into reality right now. The
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  Speaker 1: amount that Rogan's always talking about AI and fucking aliens, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to reap what he shows. Dude, Joey Rogy's
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: never heard of him. No, I did, big famous American
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  Speaker 1: guy Irish.
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  Speaker 7: I think, oh yeah, yeah, oh Rogan, how mad would
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  Speaker 7: you be.
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  Speaker 6: If if you died?
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  Speaker 7: And then I was like two months later, I don't
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  Speaker 7: getting like if you just died of old agent, then
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  Speaker 7: just two months later it was like Apocalypse. You missed it,
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  Speaker 7: so mad to live your whole dumb life, and then
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  Speaker 7: like just asteroids falling down.
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  Speaker 1: And all of your boys get to watch Armageddon. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gets to be front fucking row as that earth fucking.
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  Speaker 7: Crash in front of your eyes, because so bad is
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  Speaker 7: the dream they want to be saying, you want to
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  Speaker 7: see it? Yeah, I'm like that with all disasters, I know,
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  Speaker 7: being the day that that's in it.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm like I would I would rather if.
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: All those who observe nine to eleven, if.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: A plane is going to crash, I would rather watch
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: it crash than not see it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: I don't want it to crash. I don't want people
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: to fucking you.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's amazing instinct to want to at least
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: catch a tsunami up close, to be in a building
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: as a tsunami fucking creeps and.
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: I crash on seventh half, it's nice you see someone
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: some fucking bike get flipped over car.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: That's always fun, or to be around a shark attack
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: or a shooting or something like that, like fucking punch
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: a shark.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying I want the stuff to happen, but
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: if it's happening, I want to watch it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: You want to be able to experience. You're not willing
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: it into existence. But if the apocalypse is gonna happen,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: like a thousand year flood or like a fucking hundred
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: thousand year flood, just to fucking watch that shit happen,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: pour ice caps melting or something.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Molestation, molestation, Yeah, just a touch of molestation. I
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: wanted to have it, but if it's around, I wanted
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: to see it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 9: You know, you know I'd rather be the one doing it.
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: September twenty Felim Comedy Club, Check my boy out and
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• 16:32
  Speaker 9: Philly's gonna, I hope.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: So it's my first set. I'm doing this. The special
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: comes out, so it's like, all like dim.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, I can't believe that we fucking glossed over the
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: fact that that's why we're not here to sell Helium tickets.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you can't make it, the Helium twenty Special dude.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, check out the special column Turrell dot com. No
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: YouTube slash column, Tyrell, it's out. When does this come
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: out tomorrow? It's out right now.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: No, it's not. It's tonight.
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: It'll be out tonight at seven pm Eastern, So twelve
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: chances are, but yes, September twelve chances out. By the
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: time you're listening, I'm watching this, it's out. Head over,
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: just head over, leave a little common say sas? Sas stinks?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: Where's Sass?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: Where sat?
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Right down? Wear's sas?
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Where's where's waldough?
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Just where's Sass? Everyone?
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: If you're watching this right now, please honestly, I know
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: it takes no time to do it. It does help. We
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: gotta feed these AI algorithms and.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Boostos fucking subscribe. I saw you lamenting your subscriber count.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Seventeen point one. What are my frances Elie?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Come on now, folks.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: We gotta today right around the blocks.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: But nothing ever since we swatched or swept swapped over
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a little Sass's YouTube The Son of a Boy Dad.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I think it's lost followers. I think that we're at
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: like negative.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Used yeah and then it's now it's some of a.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah so I you were of seventeen thousand more than
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you brought in a negative effect. It was like young
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: like college girls that wanted to see like his skits
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and like kind of like feel emotions and hormones to
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: watching little sass and then fucking they got my fucking
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: thirty five year old ass dropped in the yeah you're there,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck is this, dude?
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, elementary, whatever you're doing, you're just me, it's elementary.
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: That was a three syllable rhyme people don't even know.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Murdering out over it just dried up his account. He
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: has to be so secretly mad about that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I think it doesn't want to say and acts like
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care. But he has to be so secretly
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: mad now he's almost sucking draining it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe I don't think.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: He's just been so successful online from such a young
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: age that I don't think he cares anymore.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: So he thinks it's automatic.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: It's like being yeah, it's just having money when you're younger.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: But he doesn't do any He hasn't posted out funny
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: in four years because like, what's he doing? He doesn't
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: know and he doesn't. I have a week. By the way,
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: I have a new joke, new material night with little
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: sass in New York, every every choose at Downtown Social,
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: nine pm.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: It's free a bunch of this.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: It's actually a great show.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: The best comedians in New York all come down.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Some young guys trying to prove himself and the older
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: guy's trying to new stuff.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: It's free.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: The fact that I said it's actually a great show
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was pretty condescending. No, I think that's notice it's a
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: great show, except that but actually makes it team like
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't think it would be a great show, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: actually is.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: But it's actually a great show. And that's won't even
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: post about it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Confuses but he but it means a lot to him,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: and he stresses out about it. Yes, he stresses out
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: about it, does he?
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: He is a weird thing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: But I would you would think, I swear to god,
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: it's like having a teenage son who just won't get
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: out of that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: It's like two pm. I like clean your room, the show,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: it's opening the blinds.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: It's beautiful day when you get out there and promote
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: the show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: From show dude, and it's crazy because he has a
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: mental blockage where like he won't promote the show, but
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: like if Shane comes out with the special.
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: He'll be like, dude, go see go watch Shane special.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Dude, Oh he loves she doesn't need the fucking promotion, Dude,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: we need the promotion. He does the same stuff with
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: some of a boy Dad.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, post of a boy Dad.
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: We need the promotion. The show needs the promotion.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what was that? What's going?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Where is he?
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: He could agree he might have got like smoked by
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: a car.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Love if he died, it's gone through on that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: That paternal instinct has gone through my head, like damn,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Like it's ten thirty and she's not home yet. Yeah,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: oh he took a red eye back from where Buffalo?
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Where was he? Jersey?
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: But if I'll tell you this though, if Sas was
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: to have been hit by a car and died, funeral
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: be would be lit you knows day porn pretending like
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: he believed in he's there going now.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was the best he was gonna be.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: He was going to please that guy, cries Dave jumps
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in the grave afterwards, like take me instead. He really
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: just monetized stuff out of his he sells airbrushed sasquatch
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: T shirt.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: You see you'll see like, yeah, you'll see the coffin
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: come up and then on the back you'll see like
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: a parseool logo and a dude wipes logo, just ass
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: wipes on his over dramatic speech.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I know you're carrying I know you're you're carrying casket.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I could probably get a shoulder under the casket. Oh yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: who else is carrying casket? Fucking maybe Francis. He loves Francis.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: You know the best thing you ever Shan gettison't even
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: be there. You text that would kill him? That would.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That would be his equivalent of dying right before the
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: apocalypse him not him, like faking his own death and
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: showing up at his own funeral and fucking Shane doesn't
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: show up, Dude, he would kill himself for real, dude,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it would be the greatest joy.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Do you have?
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Do you have a little bit of that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: Is a nepotism or whatever it is in there of
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: like going like you kind of do want to see
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: how people would react to your death?
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: There is like that weird thing.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Of course, dude, And isn't that like Huck Finn wasn't
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: there like a Tom Sawyer book or Huck Finn or
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: something like that. He like painted offense, said the N
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: word and showed up at his own funeral or something
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: like that. But there is that narcissism where you're just like,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I want to know what the fuck they would think
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: about me, because people would come out of the fucking woodwork.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't even be able to hide in the closet
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: long enough because one person I didn't like would just
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: like say something like always.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Didn't reach me, was special, dud.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: My boy died and fucking Eminem posted about him.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: He im.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck did he you? Dude
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that got My boy would have loved that. He's gotta
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: be furious. He's like, fuck you, Eminem, dude, you got
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: some set of.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Fucking so mad.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it, fucking Eminem came out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I bet like Louis c K would post about you,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: be like one of the great.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: There'll be a lot of snakes coming out, a lot
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: of snakes.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, there would be some people who never fucking and.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Then there's a lot of people. There's probably someone there
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: with a hit piece, some me too hit piece. Ready
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: to cook up and damn you guys are.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: All celebrating column when he was actually problematic.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Of course, it was all the good ones are problematic.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: You giving me me Jimmy Fallon louis the greats?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, what did Jimmy Fallon do? Nothing?
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: He hired women, that was his mistake.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: He hired college white chicks who when they showed up
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: and they didn't have oat milk in the fucking office, they.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Were like, this is that's all.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, what is the charge against him? What
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: is literally?
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: What are people saying about him.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Making people show up to work on time and stuff?
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I don't I didn't I never even read it. So
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: but I'm just like, nope.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I asked someone in there, like he gave out six
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: months contracts, he gave me a job.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: He gave me a job.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are people talking about?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: I think this has been a really one though, where
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: everyone was just dismissive of it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Like everyone if it's not physical and it's not.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if it's not like physical harm or like sexual
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: harassment type of thing, no one really cares that much.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: You're allowed to be a bad, mean boss.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: So much for being a boss is that's supposed to be.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: The boss is supposed to be. Yeah, the thing that
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: holds you back to most and like jumping corporate structures
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and shit like that, is not wanting to like yell
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: at people and be an asshole and shit like that.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do that. But the people who don't
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: give a fuck, like Dave, like they're they're gonna be
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a great boss because like they can just yell at people,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: but people just want to bitch about it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: It's crazy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Any like construction foreman or fucking like firefighter or something
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: like that, they're amusing people in the firehouse. They're making
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: fun of somebody because they have their butttholes too big
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: and they all fucking photoshop their face onto like a
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: black hole or something like that, and like that's how
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: they make their fucking living.
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's how they pass the time every day.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: When I worked in construction New York City, it is
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: that's a I won't even say toxic, but everyone else
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: will call it toxic. But there was like fistfights regularly
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: because it's like it's an aggressive You're in the rain,
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: you're on like you're twelve stories up and you're just
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: like mixing some mantron.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Bricks and people are screaming at you, going oh go gol.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: And it's like not talking shit on each other.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's they're beating you up and stuff just because
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: I think it's funny, like whatever. When you work in
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: New York City construction, you're just like going straight back
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: into like like elementary school where people are hitching the
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: nuts and call you gay.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's incredible, yes, Or it's just like
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: the high school humor of like that you have with
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: your guy friends. They're like, yeah, I was like fucking
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the shit out of like Mic over there. It's just
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: like you just talk about like fucking dudes, and it's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: that that's your outlet every single day. Or you can
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: do a ton of drugs. Like the construction site by
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: my old apartment, dudes are just smoking the fattest, most
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: delicious looking blunts all fucking day long and then climbing
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like scaffolding and walking along and fucking beam or whatever,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: or afterwards like they're just getting absolutely ship face, like
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: eighteen Honduran dudes and like a deli just all sitting
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: at the tables drinking fucking white claws.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Best ever out Bronx.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: We used to do it on a Friday and then
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: we would go in it was like a deli and
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: it was like me, well, I'm hanging over with people
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: who like none of us really speak English and include
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: myself on that. So we're all just kind of like
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: miming at each other, drinking these giant like huge like
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: you know, those twenty four hours and it's like a dollar,
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: like a Lime of rita or some shit, and they
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: have like a bodega but there's chairs in it for
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: some reason, and they're blast of music. I mean their
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: blast of music, like it was one oh type of
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: thing and we're just having the time of our life.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: That was it. I remember.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: I'll never forget that, Like just the wildestness of just
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: hanging out with someone from Turks and Kkos, not like
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: the nice like Logia, Like it's like the local.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: They had to get out of tour, they had to
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: escape from like working on a resort so they could
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: fucking better their life by working on a construction site. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that is crazy that it is. Is that like that's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: non union right?
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: No, of course not not.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like those are just who's hiring those people? Hasidic Jews.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: I'm guessing if you follow the money, eventually, that's like
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: the wire. You know, you just so you follow the money.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: It ends about a jew but that was an Irish company.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: That was a Irish company. But I'm sure his boss was.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: We usually could get away with those jokes when Sass
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: is here because he gives us the pass. He gives
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: us the Jewish guy pass. But we'll just like kind
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: of photo, We'll just like superimpose him over.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Just clipped.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It's like I'm a little Sasquatch and I approved this joke.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I approved this message. I can't believe it, dude, he
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: really he there's a decent chance that he's he if
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: he was a biker. I think that he got smoked
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: by a car on his way in, or he just
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: woke up. He's like, dude, I don't know how it happened.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I went to sleep at twelve o'clock and then I
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: slept for eighteen trade hours.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: His hands are always down by his time, dude, I
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: don't know. His hands are always hanging down real low.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: I know he's such a lazy fuck. You can't even
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: lit his hands pass his hips.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: He literally like he's like built like a wine opener.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: He like.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: He moves his arms like straight out. He was like, dude,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he built like a mechanical wind up.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: You've lift up one new smacks the guy he pulled
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: his hand. You hate stop? You know I can't.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: G I Joe, Dude, I I loves bad.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: I remember because I first when I first met I
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: liked if I'm a sketch, but I did. He did
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: my podcast a couple of years ago and it was brutal,
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: and I was like, I was like, how do you doing? Man?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: All right? He's like yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: I was like, so like trying to get to like no,
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: and everything was just now. I was like, so you
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: like you drink? This is He's like no, not really.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: So this is like early on. And then I was like,
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: you're dating around he gets some pussy and I was like, no,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: not really.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: So you watch sports? He's like no. I was like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: well Musico, no, non really, and then.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: I was like I just kept naming it and I
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: was all right, what's in the news, And I was like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: do you have an opinion on this?
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: He goes now. I was like and then at one
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: point I look up. He's just like on the phone.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I was like one on one conversation on your podcast, dude,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: he was, I don't know. Something must have clicked at
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: some point for him, and it's clear that something did,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: and thank god, but it was a season on the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: brink at one point.
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: They could have gone either way.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: You just never had a job, never realized he could have.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Just like faded back into like a corporate life and
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: just been like a court clerk or some shit like that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: You just need to get rocked a couple of times
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: in your life where it's like, yeah, no, I'm about
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: to get like you just put yourself in a situation
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: where you go, if I don't get money soon, I'm done,
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: get evicted, and then I'll not have to go home
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: to like I can't even get home to I don't know,
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: got there like an embassy and be like, yo, I
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: lost my password, send me home or.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Whatever not, and not only like moving back to like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: probably live with your parents, but like everybody being like,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: what happened? You're supposed to you know, you're going to
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: live in New York with Dave Portnoy, right, what happened there?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do stand up comedy back at college.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Fisherman.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: He's from like Saint John's.
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: Well if it is a little sass, Harrison, Harrison, it's
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: a little sass, now, Harrison, get the nets.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: You'll always have a job in the boat.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Harrison, just getting smoked in a hat and they have
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: like a jib of a boat trying to fucking sail
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: out to.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Cast a net.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, I.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Did assassine from some sort of hill billy farmerland. It's
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: so funny too.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And he fantasizes that that is him, like he thinks
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that he's like a fucking like fisherman.
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: He thinks that he's like an outdoors man.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Of course he's a couch hound, like he's fucking born
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: into like a cushion lifestyle. He's not. He's not like
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a fucking fly fisherman, like a hunter or something.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: But now he deep down thinks he is.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: I would I don't. I don't trust him to come
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: back with three drinks from the bar.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: I don't think he has that physical capability within his body. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: I don't think it does a heavy round getting in.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: I think up in the system, I mean drinks.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Is that I help it like getting a stein in
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Germany would like snap his writ was trying to pick
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: up like a fucking heavy like.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: That, like like that thick, I manage his legs. Did
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: you see that, chick? No, it was like I saw
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: a video go viral.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I guess it was like big Brazilian butt lift thoughts,
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: but a bunch of a bunch of thoughts.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Where they put too much load on their ass and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: like their thin ass legs can't.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Yet the step.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: But they were playing a basketball game, so it was
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: a and thoft and then one of them snapped their
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: leg back, snapped back like it like like a there,
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: like she was like that and she did a yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: she did a and then she had leg just buckled
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: out if.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: Like hyper extended, like went that way, yeah yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah completely yeah, like an ostrich leg, you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: like it went back, but she was butterfly doors.
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: It was hyper extended. Oh my god.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: There just a bunch of fat horse bouncing basketballs. And
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: then she tried to dribble and just broke her like
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: she's like no one even tackled it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: That's so fucking Were they playing in high heels or something.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: No, but they did have their asses out.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: They had big, huge fat ass that that's the same
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: point where you go.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: This is just like a comical like that's note.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Are dudes jerking off to like lingerie football or like
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: lingerie basketball?
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: Like, uh, you can go.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Find like something more suitable the guy off, They like
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: turn off the entire lights of the stadium, like it's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the Lakers Arena, So dudes can fucking pee wee herman joke.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Honestly better than the guy who's going because he likes
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: the sport, better than the guy who's like keeping stats
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: and has like has that kid writing down the story?
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: Autistic dude at the baseball game and lingerie?
• 32:53
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• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's doing really well, dad, She's averaging a triple double.
• 32:58
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• 33:00
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• 33:02
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• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Don't say anything. She's got a perfect game. She's got
• 33:08
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• 33:12
  Speaker 7: That's I'd love to go see. I'd like to go see.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I like watching anything. I'll go watch that once like
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: I've because I've done a bunch of stuff. I got
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: the the monster truck. Then from that I've done rodeo.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Those are two big things.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Those are like the American things to check off your list, a.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Lot of fun. Shadow you gotta go to shout out
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: to al Toro Loco.
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: Where's that?
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: Shout out to al Toro Loco. He's the Spanish guy.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: He drives the monster truck. Yeah, I'll tell you this
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: when we're talking about construction. So when I worked in construction,
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: all the Hispanics they're off.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: He's got a low rider monster truck. You can go
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: over no jumps.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was tiny, like speaking Gonzales.
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: They love that ship.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: But yeah, he was the best of Well, when I
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: used to work in construction, they all call me Blankito.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: They never learned your name, right, this is just a fact.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: They called me a tortuga when I worked in the kitchen,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: tortuga which is turtle because I moved so slow.
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Someone called me I did.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: He used to call me one of the sites yay donkey,
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: which was like yayo, that's Coca yego or something.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: I can't remember, whatever donkey was.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: They used to call me donkey because that's so stupid,
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: just knocking stuff over and ruining people's work.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: So they called you Bunquito.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: Is that little white, little white boy, yeah, blankto. Even
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: I'm like four foot taller than all of them, they
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: would call me Blanketo.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: And that's probably why they probably would be like ironic
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: Maybe yeah, maybe I didn't.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Maybe if I didn't, I don't think so maybe if
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: you have pinpointed my natural bias.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: So I was like, these idiots don't.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Even know what tall means, whereas actually they're mocking me
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: the whole time.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're capable of nuance in their jokes, like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: they don't know now they know they don't speak Irish.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: But I I did show up the.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Next day after the after the monster truck, and then
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: someone said blank like no, no, no, I got me
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: no blankto no more.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: I got me to Loca. And then they were like,
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: and then I told everyone I.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Think that was the funniest thing of all time, And
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: then they all just started calling me Toro for for
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: the rest of is it to that's a bull right?
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, the crazy It's so funny.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: A Spanish guy walks in no word of English at
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: all one day and he goes me no, me no,
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: little Spanish man and me crazy pol and then we
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: were like, yeah, of course you right, dude, Yeah, some giant,
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: six ft fucking white boy, he said, some crazy bull.
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, macho, but the let's talk all crazy.
• 36:00
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• 36:08
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• 36:16
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• 36:21
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• 36:25
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• 36:27
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• 36:28
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• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Get his name right, He's a very famous rapist.
• 36:36
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  Speaker 9: Oh man. But yeah, his whole family's bad people.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: The wife so her dad was, yeah, leader cinemamas and
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  Speaker 7: Papa's and apparently the other sister of that family said
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: that they had a consensual like ancestral affair.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: So I was reading all this stuff. It's crazy.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: And then so Danny's in there, he's scientology.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's scientology.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: They're also heavy scientologists, which I don't know if that's
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: like there's no correct.
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: So you almost have to forgive it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, maybe I don't know. Look, you gotta have
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: a religious face.
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: It's the way he's raised religious there. It's like their culture.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: It's like the way you know, Native Americans are allowed to
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: take pote legally, like just they're perverts.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, take the pussy there.
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: They've been perfects their entire lives.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: It's look, it's hard to judge the guy. You know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: a couple of rapes. It was the seventies, it's a
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: different time. They're all there.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: He's a character actor.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: But the Ashton Kutcher stuff, Yeah, they released every thing,
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: and which is pretty funny their little apology video.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Or the first one, Like I don't I don't know
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: if it's true, but it seems like someone has One
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of the Xes or one of his victims was like, hey,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I know about you two as well, like you two
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: have fucking things that she was like and what about
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: that night at whatever's house or like what about this thing?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Like I watched what you guys did the entire time.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: So it makes it seem like somebody has like knowledge
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: about Ashton Kutcher Emilia Kunis that there may be somehow
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: complicit or they have skeletons in the yes.
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: So this is again, this is pure rumor mill And
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: I'm a little gossip queen. I will never I am
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: a real It's really my biggest chick quality. I'm a
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: little gossip I'm spreading the rumors.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck. I'm not fact checking. If
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: it it's my narrative, I believe it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: The juiciest thing whatever, the juiciest thing is plug it
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: into the Girls Network and we're fucking talking about it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I promise you if you don't tell anything, I'm like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: I'm telling everyone. I promise you don't even tell me,
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: because that's getting spread around immediately. So so apparently this
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: is what I heard was that, Yeah, the Ashtroon and
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: the guy that Danny good friends obviously from the years.
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: They wrote that character letter where they were like, he's
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: a good guy, he never raped anyone from me. So
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know, like that's pretty much and that makes sense.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: I would write that letter too. I would write that
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: for you, Ron if you had allegation. I got, he's
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: a good guy. He's always nice to me. I don't
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: know what, Like, That's all I can say is he
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: was always nice around me.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, I never everybody, Yeah, a lot of.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: People or everybody did that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody's had their chance of getting canceled in here and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: then there there's always like a wave of everyone being
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: like I never saw ship.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Dude never called median. So that's all I can say.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't call that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: But you're not black broad, Well the facts are the facts.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Well then he never said it to be in privacy
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: as a friend, so that's.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they I mean, I appreciate that as a friend.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I do the same because I've
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: never done the same. I've never gone to bat. I
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: wouldn't stick my neck out for fucking anybody.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: No, I would you kidding me. I would take the bat.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: I would just go live whatever.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: You know, the the tem percent chancey was framed, so
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: you go, that's that's where your friendship comes in.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: But those like uh, I think that there's levels to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: this ship. I think that if what if you're saying
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: stuff or sending crazy text messages, if you're Jonah Hilling,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I go to bat for Jonah Hill. If you're just
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: like being a fucking you know, controlling asshole via fucking
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: text messager, like if you're arguing dirty, if you're doing
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: if you're doing uh, if the allegation is like a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: hard like yeah, crime hard R, you kind of have
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: to step it is true.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: But this is why this is exactly so right. So
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: obviously that's what Ashton Kutcher would have done. They're in
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: the machine, that the Hollywood machine. They're not getting their
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: fucking then they dart. There's no such thing as friendship.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: For all these child murderers, right, they worship they worship
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: the enemy. They worship the enemy, and that's the end
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: of it. So but but so, why did they do that?
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Now this girl responded with going. She said, by the way,
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: I heard the phone call that night. No, apparently, so
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Ashton Kutcher was supposed to go on a date with
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: this chick, right, and she was on a met her
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: at her apartment. He showed up, doors locked, tried to
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: open the door, still answer the phone, whatever left, goes home.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Next day, sees on the news that girl had been murdered.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: So then he rings Danny Masterson being like, yo, I
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: went around to her house and I tried to get in.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: I'm afraid they don't catch my fingerprints off the door.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: And then there was like but that whole phone call
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: was like a lot long and whatever.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Now she said something about I heard the phone call.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: So, because she was dating him at the time, one
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: of Danny's victims was like this girlfriend, you know, so
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: she was like fuck.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: So the theory is that Danny.
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: Was like, oh, yeah, you're not gonna write me a
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: character letter. I'm gonna tell him the truth about this thing.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: So the theory on the internet is that he might
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: have actually got into the house, found her dead and
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: said fuck this not my problem, bailed and then had
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: to like cover find some sort of a cover up thing.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Or he murdered her as gone wrong the accidentally.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Steven is easy and it's just.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Like an eighteen year old that looks like a twelve
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: year old, like dresses a pizza guy or so shit
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: walks out, what the fuck now?
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: You you drink this glass and we pretend that it's poison.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: No, it's actually gonna switch the glasses, right yeah, Wilm
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: comes out.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: You guys, you guys put the blanks in there, right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't know, but I love it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: I love the idea of actually cutcher just like covering
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: up a murder.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And then he's I never put together that he's married
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to Mila Kunis. Then they were on the show together.
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: I don't know why.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I never really watched that seventies show that closely, but
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I guess they were. They knew each other then, and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that just kind of lends to a theory of them
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like being so interwoven that they know. It's like a
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I know what you did last summer type of deal.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: It's like they're all like they were all in the car,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: so like they wind up together and Danny Masterson is
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: gonna come around with the fucking I don't know, has
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Ashton released a statement about the murder. I know that
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: this is the first I'm hearing about the murder, so
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: obviously as a fellow gossip queen, I'm pretty fun.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: And then I saw another photo.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: Someone posted this on Twitter where the cutcher had done
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: like a virtual tour of their mansion and the person
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: went through and was able to find the wall where
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: they recorded their apology video, and it was like in
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: the middle of their backyard beautiful like pool.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: It's like long, almost like Olympic level pool.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: The lights are incredible, and there's only just like one
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: tiny part of like a giant almost like a greenhouse
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: that they have of like wood. So they like it
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: was the only place of their entire house that kind
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: of looked kind of cheap. So they were like, I
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: have to move all the furniture and against the side
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: of like a mansion, and.
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: Like we're so sid because they couldn't just do it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: And then they run to IQ buy some normal furniture
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: so we can do an apology.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're just like so dumb. They're asking to help,
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: is that even this wood?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: What is what? What does your house look like? Show
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: a picture of your house?
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Where do you live?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Can you punch a hole in my wall.
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: Can you expose some wires? That's how you live, right?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Do you put a dead body in the background, That's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: how you all live?
• 46:55
  Speaker 9: Right? Yeah, that ship is so exciting.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I can't believe. But he's kind of one of the
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: last ones to uh, to really be suffering that. He's
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: kind of one of the last guys to commit rape right.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: Still pretty early today, he's the last one.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: That's it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: We've done it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: It was all the rage for a few millennial millennial.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Years.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: It was pretty popular.
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: Now it's done. Thank god.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: I think we I think we're all like, I think it's.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Good everywhere over that is like kind of a dude.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: Guys can't even get fucking hard anymore when they want
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: to fuck you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: It's like it's done. It's over.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Our taints have shrunk. We have small taints now. Yes,
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: the plastics.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: The asshole is is assuming the ball sack and soon
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: we'll consume it. It's like a black hole. It's like
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that black hole, asshole, Like the fucking balls will go first,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: and then the dick will go into it, and then
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to bang ass to ask I guess, dude,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's the future.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't do we can't do nasty bad things anymore,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: thank god.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: I think. Yeah, honestly, Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: The populations are going down.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: We are just so over sexual assault today. We are
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: just over and it's a fucking and we just over it.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: What's hot?
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: What's not?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Hottology videos, shoddy backdrop, not right, it's out, it's done,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: it's over.
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: I am in my e. I am going through my
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: big consent season by college.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: I went to you like a consent phase in college.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Two things are really hot right now. Tennis dresses and consent.
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: Those tennis dresses are fucking nasties.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: And everybody's wearing tennis dresses. You think they're fucking Wimbledon
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: out here.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's also kind of the golf looking too.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: It's kind of kind of very similar to golf dresses.
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: It's because I was all those sexy golf girls are
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: just out there showing their tits learning to put. But
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: I'd like to put my dick. That is a we
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: are tits a whole bucket. That is like my specialist
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: right now with YouTube folks for for more quality comedy
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: I gut you're stealing your camera, do I I don't
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: even know. It's this camera, just an empty seat of
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: fucking shot this whole time.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Neither of us are in or in frame, it's both.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: He's a fucking useless fuck. I believe he didn't show
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: I can.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that he didn't show up for his
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: own podcast.
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what, it would have been nice to
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: have him laugh every five minutes and not contribute at all.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we honestly, I mean, we need a soundboard. Let's
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: give you one last call to him and let's see. Yeah,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: let's see what the fund because you literally have to
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: leave in three minutes.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: I've got ten, I got ten. I can get out
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: of here. At them, it's.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Just it's just disrespectful that I got level.
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: And if he is dead, like.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: This is a.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Kind of a legendary episode.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Honestly, so fun for them. Thanks for the moms Dog.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: So sassa SA's always had a lot of sass. Was
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: never that funny, but he had potential. He was like
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: prefers age. He was great, you know, useless, I don't
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: know what, very unfashionable.
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: He never tipped either, bad, bad quality in the man,
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: terrible tip.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: He doesn't tip for such a blue collar fisherman, refuses
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: to get.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: The working lady, a doc worker for a guy who
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: really knew would it meant to work with his hands
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: and have callouses. He could not, he had alligator arms,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: would never grab for a check.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: He he when I make him tip, he is so
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: mad and sick about it, and like tip the girl
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: and he's.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: Like, I don't know any that's smarter than a five.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: But he's cash small, smallest pip.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: I have his dollar.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: When you like go into your wallet in front of
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: a homeless person and like go past the no. One
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: hundred to twenty to ten to five and then like
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: here's a one.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: Dude, there was no to us Houston.
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: Some homeless guy came up to this world on shroom
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: starn at the sky Fast and like some homeless guy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Was like, can I get some money?
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: And I opened up my wallet and it was like
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: all hunterest like sorry, but I can't, like I have
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: to turn like you can see me flipping true too much,
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: I'm flipping through just hoping I got.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I have way too much money or like I'll turn
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: my back to them as I checked. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, see,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: which is like they know, they know that I have
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: like too much to give.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: I love that I louisyd one of the funniest jokes
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: about it where it's like there's a homeless guy near
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: his house and he and he gives them five dollars
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: and then Louis goes to the store and it comes
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: back and the homeless guy is still there and he forget.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: The homeless guy forgets them, so he's like, hey, can
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: I get some money? And then Louie's like no, no, no, no,
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: I got you already.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: And he goes like like what what, I'm a friend,
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna spoil him.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: I should just give him five dollars.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I don't need it, but he's like, no, I got.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: You already, dude, I got you. There is like this
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: weird thing like it was, dude, I can't give you ten.
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: Talk to me next year, talk to me in a
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: couple of days.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know when I when I first moved here,
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: I used to give all the showtime people money. I'd
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: give a lot of I gave a lot of people
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: money for the first couple of months until I.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Was like this is crazy. It's crazy, Like this is
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: getting crazy.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I bought there's like a scam where dudes print out
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: like uh, basically like shapes. They like print out like
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: a shape of like white piece of paper with like
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: a black triangle on it, and they'll sell it as
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: like art. They'll like put it like over like a
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: whole brick wall, tape up a ton of them, and
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I like bought some, like two or three of them
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: for like twenty dollars a pop, and like thinking I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: was helping out a local artist. And when I walked away,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the dude was literally like, welcome to New York. It's
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: just like I just fucking scammed. Was like, dude, I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: just gave you sixty dollars out of my pocket for
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: your clip art.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hung them on my wall too, like I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: got something.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: Sometimes if you get scammed, you got a question why
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: you got scammed?
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: Because I used to work with a girl she was
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: on this in college.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: She would paint and she couldn't She used to sell
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: her paintings on eBay.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: No one ever bought them.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: So then she checked got up and she made a
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: new profile and she pretended that she was a widower
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: from America who lived on the west coast of Ireland.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: Even she lived on Dublin, but she pretended she lived
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: in the countryside. And she's like, my husband died, I
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: retired here. I just paint the ocean all day. And
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: people like that story. And she was targe to two
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: undred dollars a pop for the same shit that was
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: like just.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: So now she's the most famous artist. Yeah, he's fucking crazy.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Like but Banksy even, like nobody would give a fuck
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: about Banksy shit except for the story behind him, because
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: like he's this mysterious Bruce Wayne ass fucking batman fly
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: by Night dude, and you don't know his face and
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: he like kind of swoops in the story and the
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: mystique around it. Like no one gave a fuck about
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Van Go until he fucking chopped his ear off and
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Like you have to be a fucking
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: psychopath or have some kind of appealing story that is
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to want to buy into you. I no one gives
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: a fuck about what you're painting. Looks like all paintings
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: kind of look the same, dude. I don't think art
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: is a real thing now that we're talking about. I
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: don't think artists are especially paintings, dude, Yeah, paintings.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: People are still painting.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: People are just still painting. Just outside today, there's someone
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: painting outside. Yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: I take a photograph of that in one second, of course.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: And then when you watch the painting never changes. You're
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: just watching the same thing. It's like if you're TV
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: froze and where's the commercial for fucking some sort of opioid.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna getdicted, some set of drug.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Some set of give me the ozembic commercial.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Now, that would be.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: Funny if you went into the moment and then you're
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: like looking at some sort of Andy Warhol thing, and
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: then and then this is.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Like just a QR code, dude, wife, just a little
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: sass is dead hologram like ri ip s dead. I'm
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: glad he died at this point before his posture turned
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: fully fucking.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: It's so funny just being at a funeral and like, hello,
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: my name is Emily, or you might know me as
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: younger Sasquatch, the female missing Sasquatch.
• 55:11
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, gone to fuck it too, dude. I
• 55:14
  Speaker 9: missed that guy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, many, dude.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: He was he was the best. He was going places.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: He was gonna be the next thing.
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: And I'll stand by that.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: People will listen to his fucking music and five minutes
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and five years like Mac Miller, Dude, it'll be incredible.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Is have you guys been taping these these tuesdays? Is
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: there video footage like a fucking his crowd work at least?
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's some. There's some some CrowdWork bits that I'll
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: post for him.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I want it after his death.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm on it up them on my channel. Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Column just hit two million subscribers.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lie.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: There is a part of me that again, like I
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: said with the same with the plane crash, if Sas
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: was gonna die, I'm glad it happened today while I'm
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: on the pod and getting the views on my special,
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: right Dan being.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: At home, get jump, Oh my god.
• 56:02
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• 56:04
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• 56:09
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• 56:21
  Speaker 7: for him? Like, why is he telling me to rip sasquatch?
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: What does that mean, what does.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Rip his ass fucking a new one for being fucking
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: late to show.
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: Dude, Well, I had fun regardless, that was a lot
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: of fun.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, I think we had a Yeah what you
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: feel that you feel that he was a reading in
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: the comments here? We might we might replace that SaaS
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: with a with a football.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Do you want to permanently do this because this football
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: has had we have had a mic dub football the
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: entire time.
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: You want to, you want to take on a board
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: and another podcast, you want to add another one.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: To your roster.
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: Absolutely, let's do it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: Let's do it. Let's talk.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, You're welcome. We're gonna start going to two days
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: a week. You're welcome from in whenever you want. Let's
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: just walk with us.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: If we did like every other month, like a nuned
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: up Tuesday thing, like especially like nuned up nuned up something,
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: so we meet terribly early, like eight am, people are
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: walking in a nine and we're.
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like high noon, standing our eye.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: It's a clear liquid, but we've still stained our teeth.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, ring of it around our amounts.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Like a wine. But luckily it tastes so good. That
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: can never happen because there's no maltenatness.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: I do love.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. Yeah, dude, you're a legend. Please rock with Calum.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: Subscribe to and all over the country voluntaril dot com.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Good ship brother. Okay, that's