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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for paints, predictions paid, what's the vibe date for horoscopes?
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're ever wondering why you got ghosted by
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  Speaker 2: a date, I'm gonna let you know why based off
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  Speaker 2: your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today, you
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  Speaker 2: are a Gemini. You share a birthday with Judy Garland, Gail.
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  Speaker 1: And Kate Upton.
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  Speaker 2: So, my Gemini is the reason that you guys got
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  Speaker 2: ghosted is because you sent them four entirely different personality
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  Speaker 2: shifts via text in one single afternoon. You went from
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  Speaker 2: dropping these intense paragraph updates to completely ignoring them for
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  Speaker 2: a day, leaving them so deeply confused by your chaotic
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  Speaker 2: lifestyle that they just gave up trying to keep up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if you get your sign, they're all posted
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  Speaker 1: a John Jayrises dot com house quick, I'll just see
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  Speaker 1: if you guys are paying attention. Mindy, good morning, what's
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  Speaker 1: your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna aquary it okay, So for my Aquarius. The
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  Speaker 2: reason that you guys may have gotten ghosted is because
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  Speaker 2: you replied to their sweet, thoughtful good morning text with
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  Speaker 2: a long, rambling paragraph about alien biology and space age history.
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  Speaker 2: Your galaxy brain detachment is legendary, but sometimes people just
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  Speaker 2: want like a normal human being.
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  Speaker 1: I love that truth is out there. Truth is out there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned, but yeah, thanks Mandolin, have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. Thank you, Debby, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: My cancer?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so for my cancers. The reason that you may
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  Speaker 2: have gotten ghosted is because you can be a little
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  Speaker 2: hyper sensitive and you treat an unemoji text message like
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  Speaker 2: a full scale emotional crisis. Don't ever send my cancers
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  Speaker 2: a k text because they will start analyzing their deep
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  Speaker 2: childhood trauma on date two, and the sheer speed of
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  Speaker 2: their emotional attachment completely panicked your date system.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's hilarious. Not all of it's true,
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  Speaker 1: but it's hilarious. All right, d have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Well bye.
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  Speaker 2: How about Rich The reason you got gusted is because
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  Speaker 2: you spent the entire date completely disassociated in this slow
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  Speaker 2: motion world. You were so so busy falling in love
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  Speaker 2: with this fake version that you completely missed the actual
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  Speaker 2: real life person that was sitting in front of you.
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  Speaker 1: That is facts on ridge, pre dating history facts. How
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  Speaker 1: about Libra's Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: You got ghosted because your aggressive people pleasing made it
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  Speaker 2: totally impossible to figure out who you actually are. You
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  Speaker 2: spent three dates violently agreeing with every single opinion that
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  Speaker 2: they had, and then they eventually got bored of talking
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  Speaker 2: to a gorgeous, highly photogenic mirror.
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  Speaker 1: How rude, totally?
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  Speaker 2: How about Leo's I'm a Leo Leo's we got ghosted
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  Speaker 2: because we spent the entire dinner treating them like an
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  Speaker 2: unpaid photographer for our social media scene. If the second
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  Speaker 2: week complained that they didn't compliment our outfit fast enough,
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  Speaker 2: they decided to just let us be the main character
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  Speaker 2: all by ourselves. However, go John Jay, you got ghosted
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  Speaker 2: because you accidentally delivered a full structural performance review on
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  Speaker 2: their lifestyle choices before appetizers even arrived. Your urge too correct.
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  Speaker 2: Their chaotic habits made them feel like they are being
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  Speaker 2: micromanaged by their strict corporate boss instead of a date.
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  Speaker 1: I could see that sit down there and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: so you like to bite your nails? Huh? All right,
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  Speaker 1: if we can get your sign there a post at
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  Speaker 1: John J. Rich dot com